After the announcement that the train would be stopping in Hidden Sand by nightfall, you returned to your sleeper car and gathered your effects. Once your team had brought their luggage together, it was around noon. You have a few options of what you do for the rest of the day, though you don’t have to do anything if you don’t want to. Whatever you do though, Hakurin is likely to follow you.

>A) Just hang around with your team (skip to Hidden Sand)

>B) Talk with someone on your team (Who? What say?)

>C) Find someone from the Mist team (Who?)

>D) Find someone from the Cloud team (Who?)

>E) Something else

>>49027191
A

>>49027191
>A) Just hang around with your team (skip to Hidden Sand)
Try to explain to Hakurin that we didn't mean to hit on her the other night and hope things don't get awkward between us

>>49027235
>>49027307
Skipping to Hidden Sand. Do you rebuff your teammate?

>A) Yes

>B) No

>>49027398
B
I want to cuck our teammate so hard he becomes sasuke

>>49027398
>C)
Don't necessarily shoot her down at all, but try and subtly figure out exactly how deep a hole we've dug for ourselves. Like, what are her expectations of us going forward?

>>49027398
>A) Yes

>>49027398
>>49027514
this
has anyone told her about being fucking plastered?

>>49027556
I mean, I'd LIKE to think it would be obvious to everyone in the room.

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>49027556
No, Sensei and Jimmaru find it too funny to intervene. She may have a sneaking suspicion though.
>>49027497
Jimmaru doesn't like Hakurin more than he likes the wimminz.
>>49027497
>>49027530
>>49027514
Rolling a d3 for this.

>>49027514
This we definitely shouldn't close the door but letting her know may help the relationship later if we do go down that path

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>49027602
High? Low?

>>49027602
A wins.
>Writing

>>49027620
>C has two votes
>A wins

I hope we fuck someone up hard when we next encounter an enemy. We've been a bitch the past fights we can finally get the chance to destroy someone

>>49027683
It won before the 2 vote.

>>49027683
I missed that, sorry. C wins, writing.
>>49027696
The only fight that went poorly for you was the one on the bridge. And you got the best result possible.

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>>49027620
mfw my question is acknowledged but not my vote in itself

you're already writing, so it's whatever

>>49027620
Dammit, I was okay with best Future!Hyuuga... ;;

Also, where the fuck is Jiraiya?

>>49027728
C won

>>49027719
You decide to hang out with your team until the train reaches Hidden Sand. Sensei told you after the announcement of your train's arrival time that it would be best to stay in the sleeper car you've been staying in, because when you reach Hidden Sand, their ninja will want to ask you some questions. It's a slow day, honestly, the only thing breaking the monotony being Hakurin's newfound affection.

You decide to figure out exactly what happened between you and Hakurin last night, but how?

>A) Directly ask sensei

>B) Directly ask Jimmaru

>C) Coerce sensei (80)

>D) Coerce Jimmaru (60)

>E) Ask Hakurin directly

>>49028008
>C)

TRUST IN THE DICE TO DELIVER US TO THE 99S!

>>49028008
>C) Coerce sensei (80)

>>49028032
>>49028157
Roll, I'll give you the first four.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>49028157
Dice praiser, your faith better fucking work

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>49028187
rolling

>>49028187
No need to roll now

>>49028209
>>49028187
how the fuck did I misclick on myself? Either way, Dice's faith worked well enough

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>49028187
WHATS WE ROLLING FOR?

>>49028249
holy shit man.

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>>49028209
>>49028249
You successfully coerced sensei, good job. Now I just have to figure out how. The Dice Gods must love Dice Praiser's footjobs.
>Writing I appreciate any suggestions as to what would sway sensei.

>>49028249
PRAISE JIRAIYA, FOR HE IS THE ONE TRUE SAVIOR, FOR HE IS THE BRINGER OF THE DICE'S WORD, FOR HE IS THE MESSIAH!

I should probably stop going to a Christian school to not go insane religiously.

>>49028295
No Country, Its just the dices willing. No footjobs needed.

Kids when?

>>49028304
I BRING THE HIGH ROLLS, AND I TAKE IT THE HIGH ROLLS.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>49028187
99 ain't good enough, sensei deserves the best

>>49028295
Nah, they know I'm suffering in my college's honors program and living for these quests.

Also, just be kind of embarrassed about it and ask what happened because we've never had something like this happen before. I don't know, I'm just happy we succeeded.

>>49028323
Time for superbloodline
>>49028331
Clearly, your best is shit.

>>49028295
Hit on her until she spills the beans. Alternatively, staring contest. Erotic staring contest

>>49028350
>>49028295

Making Great?Grand father proud of our SUPERIOR GENETICS. I won't lie, I just fucking got home, saw a roll chance and went for it. Guess my Coz knocking up his girlfriend granted me this luck.

>>49028295
I've figured out how you're persuading her now.
>Writing
If you had successfully persuaded Jimmaru, he would have asked for swimsuit pictures of girls in return.

Honestly lets go on a date or two with her see how we pair up

>>49028295
perhaps finding sensei while alone and saying "Look. This is funny as fuck from an outside perspective, but if I can't get a handle on what the fuck I said and therefor what she expects, this could go tits up for focus or morale." or somethin like that. Cuz if this goes tits up, squad unity may lower.

Alternatively, assail her with bad puns. that might be more effective

>>49028395
>>49028377
>>49028375
>>49028350
>>49028323
You're bribing her, now I'll stop being distracted.

>>49028377
I see cousins knocking up their girls is a common problem we have, Jiraiya.
>>49028375
What's next, strip-tease? We're 12, man.

>>49028413
>we get the 99 on a DC80
>we have to bribe her even on that roll
The dice are not pleased.

>>49028441
I didn't say you were bribing her with money did I?
>Writing now, I swear

>>49028455
So we're bribing her with sexual favors?

Is she a shotacon?

I expect smutbins if that's the case.

>>49028419
>What's next, strip-tease? We're 12, man.
It worked for Naruto!

>>49028419
First world problem

>>49028455
If she touches our fucking booze. She losses her tongue.

>>49028485
I wouldn't call Deliverance-style backwoods in the mountains first world, Jiraiya, but yeah.

>>49028474
>All this thirst

Listen, man, I might have wanted Sensei at first, but not this much, man. Calm down.

>>49028511
This is now a smut quest.

>>49028530
But this is a blue board, nigga. We don't need that shit, we're already hated for being a quest on /tg/

>>49028549
It worked for Chuckles.

>>49028567
Yeah, I don't know that reference.

Also, I just remembered that Laze is going to be running something on the 30th. So excited for that.

>>49028567
No, we ain't thirsty like that mate. Though I do miss that man.

>>49028549
See >>49028567
Smut is pretty much tolerated so long as it's text and flies under the radar fetish-wise. Also, pastebin links.

>>49028610
>Chuckles
>under the radar Fetishwise
pffffft you're funny.

>>49028455
When your able to get sensei alone with you, you decide that it would be best to plead your case to her. She may be somewhat twisted as far as her sense of humor goes, but if you cite team unity or some kind of morale problem, as your sensei, she's sure to back down and tell you what you want to know. "Look, Hōōmaru-sensei," you begin once you're sure Hakurin is off somewhere, and Jimmaru is safely napping, "I know that this seems funny from the outside, but I can't get a handle on what I said, and I think that might make team unity and morale suffer."

You look into her eyes, hopeful that it reached her. "Ohohohoho!" dashes your hopes like a baby seal on a samurai's seal-club. Once sensei is done laughing into the back of her hand she addresses you, "Kuro, you won't pull the wool over my eyes with that sweet talk like you did Hakurin." She smirks at you, "I know this isn't hurti-"

You cut her off, asking her if she wants a year free in an online rpg that you know she plays. That shuts her up, and she questions exactly what you mean. You show her a picture of a card offering a year's subscription of the aforementioned rpg you took from Shirou after she disappeared on your birthday. Sensei's eyes light up, and she tells you exactly what you said to Hakurin.

Armed with this knowledge, you head back to Hakurin, and apologize for what happened, explaining yourself. She's embarrassed, but agrees to put it behind her. After this, the journey is fairly uneventful. You reach the Hidden Sand shortly after nightfall, and the Hidden Cloud team passes by you on their way off the train.

>A) Say something to them (What? Who?)

>B) Just say simple goodbyes

>C) Something else

>>49028783
>Wish them good luck

>Armed with this knowledge we apologize
You what? That wasn't part of the vote? Fucking ell. I wanted to know what we did/said, not stop playing along.

>>49028823
>>49028783
Second this proposal

>>49028783
What Jiraiya said about wishing them luck here >>49028823.

>>49028823
>>49028836
>>49028850
Wishing them luck.
>Writing

>>49028976
You wish the Cloud genin and their jounin sensei luck as they pass by. V responds to you with some nonsensical rap, L responds in kind, Chuui mumbles an apology for the bar incident, and Nemui just sort of nods to you. You notice some minor damage on L, and Nemui looks terrible, there's a bandage above his left eye and he looks very tired. A few minutes after they've passed by, two Sand chunin come in to question you. Hōōmaru-sensei is called in first, followed by Hakurin, you're called third. They sit you down in sensei's cabin, and you finally get a good close look at the two of them. The boy is wearing a long robe, like you've seen some sand shinobi wear, though he doesn't have the traditional headgear, instead, he has a bright red mohawk and a pair of heavy goggles hung around his neck. The girl is wearing some kind of armor bikini and a fishnet version of the outfit you wore on the road from Hidden Leaf to Hidden Stone. For once, your fellow shinobi are actually wearing forehead protectors, the boy's on his belt, and the girl's sown to her sleeve.

They ask you about the kidnapping, what you know of it, and what happened during it.

>A) Answer truthfully

>B) Embellish

>C) Lie

>D) Avoid their questions for your pride

>E) Something else

These chunin are around Shirou's age, I know you'll want to know.

>>49029297

>D) Avoid their questions for your pride

>>49029297
>A)

Never lie to authorities because we might get chewed out for it. Besides, they probably know the truth from sensei and Hakurin anyways.

>49029297
>A

>>49029397
>>49029524
A wins.
>>49029336
Classic Toad Summoner, with their filthy lies.
>Bathroom break, then writing

>>49029549
With how much they lie, it seems like it should be instead of the Uchiha getting the boot.

>>49029549
>>49029619
I simply wanted us to avoid the question. I never said anything about lying.

>>49029549
You tell the truth about what happened the morning of Nemui's kidnapping, and you're greeted by laughter from both of the Sand chunin. They dismiss you after the revelation of you sharing the bar with Chuui, and you still hear their tittering through the door. Now that that's over though, you head to the hotel that sensei booked your team for tonight. The train will leave tomorrow night, after the Sand has had time to search it. You fall asleep in the room you're to share with Jimmaru before he returns from the train. The next morning you wake up before him.

>A) Spend some time relaxing (skip to tonight on the train)

>B) Explore a bit

>C) Shop for something (What?)

>D) Wait for Jimmaru to wake up, maybe you two can do something

>E) Something else

>>49029628
Exactly what a Uchiha or a Toad Summoner would say. :^]

>>49029786
>B)

>>49029786

>B) Explore a bit

And now we're the laughing stock. GG

>>49029868
>implying we weren't already

After trying to be Kakashi-style stoic, we're now punished with eternal humiliation.

If I'm not getting even five people I might just end the thread.

>>49029971
If the other eleven people would fucking stick around and post more than once per thread, maybe you would get those five. Literally, the worst thing in quest threads is to just pop in anonymously, vote once, then fuck off.

>>49029786
>B) Explore a bit

>>49029786
>B) Explore a bit

http://www.strawpoll.me/11096388

>>49029786
>B) Explore a bit
Sorry, work stuff keeping me busy

>>49030376
Please, Country, don't give up. I've been looking forward to this. ;;

This train has been like the boat in Berserk. pretty much nothing has happened since we got on, and we've been on it for almost three threads. I say make a dash for the next plot point/cliffhanger and then stop. You need a hook for the start of next thread or we're going to be dragging along on life support for a while.

>>49030420
>>49030068
>>49030016
>>49029868
>>49029815
Fine, I won't shut it down. You can even not get back on the train if you'd like.
>Writing

>>49030538
I'm fine with the train personally. It shouldn't take too much longer to get home so it doesn't bother me much.

>>49030538
I'm fine with the train, I can't fast forward through life so why would I do that here?

>>49030538
You decide that you want to explore the Village Hidden in the Sand on your own, leaving Jimmaru alone in the room you share. On your way down the hall on your way out, you see the door to sensei and Hakurin's room is ajar, and sensei is sprawled out on her bed. Hakurin is on the other bed brushing out her hair and gives you a wave as you leave.

You start to wander the streets around the motel, there's not much around there however. You realize there's a reason as to why Hidden Sand isn't a very popular tourist destination. You make your way through a marketplace, not really interested in buying anything. You think that the Sand Capitol Building might be a good place to sight see or at least see something more than orange buildings and sand. You round the stairs that head up the buildings around the Suna Capitol. However, you hear the sounds of combat from around the buildings, and look in that direction. There are a few courtyards back there, but only one has shinobi practicing on it.

>A) Observe them

>B) Go back to your sightseeing

>C) Interrupt them, see what's going on

>D) Something else

>>49030861
>A) Observe them

>>49030861
>A)
See if we can learn anything by watching them.

>>49030861
>A) Observe them

>>49030879
>>49030919
>>49030925
Watching children from a concealed location.
>Writing

>>49031065
>Children

Goddammit, this just got worse.

>>49031081
or better, depending on perspective

>>49031065
Tell me of your secrets children

>>49031111
Not when fucking Pervert Toad Summoners like this guy here >>49031114 is saying stuff like this.

>>49031114
Jiraiya I am disappoint

>>49031169
SAVE ME, NOT, JIRAIYA WAS MEANT TO BRING BALANCE TO THE CHAKRA BUT HE'S PULLED AN ANAKIN!

>>49031152
different strokes, man

>>49031152
>>49031169
Children are very creative creatures. They may do some new move we would never think of as adults which we can then copy. Do not lump me with the snakes.

>>49031065
You decide that you'll watch these ninja train. What immediately pops out at you is that all of them are about your age, which is kind of young for genin. The next thing you notice about them is that they're training pretty hard, though it's all one sided. Er... two sided? Whatever it is, one of them is handily beating another one of them, and is then getting thoroughly trounced by the third. This all comes to a head when the sandy-haired boy throws the girl into the pole of the chain-link fence surrounding the court, before going back to fight the brown haired boy. It looks like she hit it pretty hard, and she's not getting up. Should you rush over to help her? Her teammates won't.

>A) Rush over to help her

>B) Stay where you are

>C) Go over to her, but nonchalantly

>D) Berate her teammates

>E) Leave

>F) Something else

>>49031169
Oh good, fourstar's here. I had a TFS question.

>>49031224
>C) Go over to her, but nonchalantly

>>49031223
You're making it hard since you're saying all this shit that sounds like something a slightly less creepy Orochimaru would say.

>>49031224
>C) Go over to her, but nonchalantly
I'm gonna guess she's not going anywhere soon

>>49031250
yeah sure, what was it?

>>49031224
>A)

>>49031224
>C

>>49031252
I'm not here to body snatch. I enjoy being a dead ghost. I just want us to learn every move we could to become one of the best ninja's of this time period.

>>49031224
>C) Go over to her, but nonchalantly

>>49031257
You would guess correctly.
>>49031270
Why isn't Trunks allowed to be funny, and why do they keep hammering the Nappa joke into us? On a more serious note, who will voice Satan.

>>49031304
Satan's just gonna be Nappa with a wig and a fake moustache.

>>49031304
Because Kaiser is a fucking Nazi at times, and they want to keep a joke running, they've already pretty much dropped the krillin owned counter joke. Or it could just feel that way because of the length of time between videos. As for who is voicing Satan, that'll be a surprise.

>>49031371
Maybe it's just me, but I liked the Krillin owned counter more. And Vegeta's final rage break on Namek felt like a good place story-wise for Nappa to stop being.
>>49031251
>>49031257
>>49031289
>>49031300
Creeping up on a kid you just watched get put to sleep.
>Writing

>>49031424
Why are you making this sounds so weird if they're around the same age?

>>49031424
Well... atleast they are sleeping and we didn't just witnesses a murder.

[Spoiler] i like Nappa more

>>49031424
You make your way over to the fallen Sand genin at a relaxed pace. Walking up to the girl and gaining access to the court through the chain-link gate, you look over her. She's your age, maybe a tad younger, and a bit shorter than you. Her skin tone is darker than yours, though not as tanned as you'd expect of someone living in the desert. Her black hair is done up in a bun, and in one of those cloth things that you don't know the name of. She appears to be knocked out.

>A) Try to wake her (How?)

>B) Confront her teammates

>C) Something else

>>49031440
You also impregnated your cousin.
>>49031436
I don't see what you mean, she's still a kid.

>>49031494
>Try to wake her. Some small ass water style move? And i mean fucking small for once.

>>49031510
I did? Who?

>>49031494
if we know basic healing jutsu, then maybe fix her up a bit, otherwise, wake her up with some water style spritz or some shit

>>49031531
See
>>49028419
>>49028375

>>49031494
>B) Confront her teammates

>>49031581
Fuck, not >>49028375 meant >>49028377
>>49031572
You don't know any medical ninjutsu.

>>49031494
>A)

Shake her shoulder.

>>49031581
No, apparently, both me and Jiraiya have cousins who impregnated their own girlfriends. We didn't do it.

>>49031531
>>49031572
Roll me some d100's for how well you wake her up with water style. First three. You'll want to roll somewhere in the middle.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>49031713

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>49031713
gotta water style mediocre

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>49031713
>>49031740
Stop fucking up, Teamfourstar

>>49031742
Well you don't want to blast the flesh off of her skull.

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>>49031761
Fucking never

>>49031770
Jesus, stop, please. No more Kyubey shenanigans. ;;

>>49031789
And this is why you're here forever. :^|

>>49031740
>>49031742
>>49031761
You woke her up, and without battering her with water style!
>Writing

>>49031836
PRAISE THE DICE GODS!

Still wish we had just shook her awake. ;;

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>49031713
MAKE IT GOOD, BUT NOT TOO GOOD DICE GOD.

>>49031860
GODDAMMIT, JIRAIYA, TOO LATE AND TOO HIGH!

>>49031859
What, and be a normal person?

>>49031886
I mean, I thought we wanted to be less of a autistic sperglord socially, but I guess not then.

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>>49031860
Thank god you were too late, Jiraiya. This kills the loli.

>>49031607
Country my COZ knocked up his girlfriend. I didn't impregnate anybody.

>>49031898
I thought we gave up on trying to be social. We're just gonna be amazing fighters and then make friends through beating skulls in.

>>49031946
World Ninja war...5 when? Don't bully the Loli, She still has lots of live for. Like more ass whoopings!

>>49031946
I fucking hate you sometimes, Country, I really do.

Can we just be normal for once? Not a hardass like young Kakashi, not an social outcast like young Hinata, just normal?

>>49031957
Not yet, you mean.

And I never get up on being social in quests/tabletop games to make up for my own crippling disgust for socialization in real life.
>>49032005
Potential waifu?

>>49031836
You decide that splashing water on her may be the most expedient way of waking her up safely. You weave the signs for Water Style: Water Bullet, and knead the water style chakra in your stomach. You don't use too much, and not at a high pressure, but this allows it to soak her. The girl sits up, sputtering and rubbing the back of her head. She looks to be on the verge of tears before she notices you. "Y-you're not Fuko-nii" she says, "did you wake me up? Thank you!" she says this quickly and bows her head to you. "Oh, I'm Momo by the way, thanks for the wake up." She smiles at you. Her teammates are still fighting behind you.

>A) Introduce yourself

>B) What was all that about?

>C) Something else

>>49032029
>>A) Introduce yourself
>B) What was all that about?

>>49032029
>A)
"No problem, and nice to meet you! Name's Kuro!"
>B)
"So... Are they always that rough?"

>>49032029
>A) Introduce yourself

>B) What was all that about?

>>49032065
This.

>>49032029
>A) Introduce yourself
>B) What was all that about?


>>49032027
Not if the dice and country have there way it seems, Water bullet murder. The only person getting knocked up is my future wife if I have my way.

>>49032119
You're a pretty normal person compared to Kidkashi and Hinata m8's.

>>49032119
NIGGA, I'M TRYING TO BE NORMAL AND YOU BITCHES BE TRYING TO BLOW MOMO'S HEAD OFF WITH WATER JUTSU!

Also, now you've made me feel sad because I thought you were alone like me.
>>49032143
But for how long will we be normal?

We're going to try to be normal our whole lives and always trip up.

>>49032029
I see Kuro is all about getting lolis wet.

>A) Introduce yourself

>>49032164
If it makes you feel any better Dice Praiser, I'm (Not) Alone either.

>>49032178
First Hakurin, now Momo.

>>49032029

>A) Introduce yourself
>B) What was all that about?

>>49032164
Fuck no, I'm engaged Mate. Been 2 years in a few months. Never lose Faith Dice, There's somebody out there willing to make sweet sugary love to you and cradle/mount your ass.

>>49032178
That would sound so much worse but only if we weren't the same age.

>>49032193
Not really.
>>49032253
Expecting me to have hope is like expecting Trump to have credibility. It's pointless and goes in the face of evidence.

Anyways, back to the waifus.

>>49032052
>>49032065
>>49032079
>>49032087
>>49032119
>>49032245
Introducing yourself to the first Sand ninja you've interacted with. And asking what her teammates' problems are.
>Writing
>>49032290
No politics in this thread please. Naruto politics are fine though, feel free to talk about the credibility of the Uchiha instead!

>>49032327
The only thing credible about the Uchiha is the threat they pose to the prosperity and power of Konoha.

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>>49032327
Remove all Uchiha.

So everybody, what do you all expect to spark the next Ninja war?

>>49032371
As Bismarck would say, some damn foolish thing in the Uchiha clan.

>>49032371
Kuro accidentally insulting someone important with highly-offensive puns and bad rapping.

>>49032431
>all this happens
>and i'm just in the corner, crying as attempts to be normal fail.

>>49032444
the rapping was mad cash, tho

>>49032431
>>49032444
>Checked
>I'm raffing loudly
>We're killing millions of ninja sense its all we're good at.

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>>49032356

>>49032444
It's Not My Fault That I Caused A World War Because I'm Unpopular

Don't worry, we can build a NEET-cave and live in it with our sister. Then when the war's over we can repopulate the earth

>>49032327
You introduce yourself as Kuro, forgoing your surname because for some inexplicable reason, people from villages that aren't Hidden Leaf or Hidden Mist don't have them. She thanks you again, this time using your name, and stands up with your help. You both go to sit on a bench and observe her teammates fighting, the boy with sandy hair being slowly driven back by the one with brown hair. You ask Momo if they're always so rough and what exactly they think they're doing.

"Yeah, they're always really rough..." she says absentmindedly rubbing her upper arm, which you guess was bruised recently. When you ask why, she gives you a rather surprising answer. "They call us Team Kazekage, even though he rarely teaches us," she looks up, "it's nice having such elite teachers, but the expectations are really crushing." You ask why they're under the Kazekage's wing. "Well," she explains, "we're all related to him," she pauses, "well, I'm not, I'm his sister-in-law's daughter." She gestures to the sandy-haired boy, "that's Fukuro, he's the Kazekage's nephew by blood," she points to the other boy, "and that's," she winces as he hits Fukuro hard, "Dakera, the Kazekage's son. He's awfully strong and can be harsh."

>A) Comfort her (How?)

>B) Confront Fukuro

>C) Confront Dakera

>D) Ask Momo to spar

>E) Something else

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>>49031792
How about Gendo shenanigans?

>>49032540
>E. Do you think you could ask him if he'd like to spar with me? I haven't gotten in a real fight this whole mission, and it's keeping me on edge.

>>49032540
>B) Confront Fukuro
Time to get into a fight, or maybe just an argument, but either way it'll be exciting defending a loli's honor

>>49032532
Do I need to explain inbreeding depression to show why that doesn't work?
>>49032503
That's it, I'm pulling a Madara and ending this joy ride.
>>49032540
>A)
"Wow, must be rough... Though don't worry, I'm sure that things will get better eventually. You just have to find your niche to excel in, something that you find yourself enjoying and doing great in. Once you do, those expectations will lessen up a bit..."

"And your cousin's a jerk if he's that harsh towards you and Fukuro."

>D)
"How about we spar together? It seems like they're more focused on themselves than helping you out."

>>49032605
Attention K-Mart shoppers.

>>49032605
So... Country wants to fuck a clone of his dead wife?

>>49032540
>D) Ask Momo to spar
>A) Comfort her (How?)
A spar with a non-asshat

>>49032540
>A) Comfort her (How?)
Backing the suggestions to spar with her, and not completely overwhelm her if we're better, try to teach her stuff if possible

>>49032680
I would fuck an albino clone of my fiancee if she died.

>>49032659
>>49032540
supporting this

>>49032540
>D) Ask Momo to spar
>A) Comfort her (Keep trying and believeing in yourself. No matter what!)

>>49032659
Do it, Pull a Madara.

>>49032759
Would you also push away your son, causing him to eventually end up being cared for by a drunk major with daddy and love life issues and living with a perpetually angry German redhead with mommy issues?

>>49032799
As long as he's not a fagg- shit.
But thank God there's no Mari

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>>49032818
The fuck did you just say?

>>49032540
Comforting Momo. Bodily.
>Writing

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>>49032818
Maybe if you spent some time with him, he wouldn't be such a faggot and actually go for the redhead German.

>>49032799
Only if he gets to visit the German Redhead while she is in coma.

>>49032832
Mari a shit, get over it.

>>49032832
If you mean the fag comment Shinji was gay for Kaworu. If you mean the spoiler, then your taste is flatter than your current sparring partner.

>>49032848
Tell me, Senpai, is Momo gonna get killed in the Chunin Exams?

>>49032853
>Mari's a shit
You're a shit, Ero-sensei.
>>49032872
Yeah, he was pretty fucking gay for Kaworu. Maybe spend some time with him and try to work out his issues so he doesn't go for the gay angel?

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>>49032853
>>49032872
And you people like the fun-nazi
Absolute degeneracy

>>49032903
The whole (Redo) series is a shit.

>>49032909
I'm sorry but I love me Red-heads. Reich When?

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>>49032909
Asuka a shit as well. As was Rei for most of the series. Best girl Shinji's age is Pic related

>>49032953
Fuck off, class reps are never best girl

>>49032848
>>49032872
You ask Momo if she wants some pointers, and give her some pep talk. She agrees to spar you and you both adopt fighting stances halfway across the court from one another. Her cousins are still caught up in their match.

>A) Start with taijutsu

>B) Start with ninjutsu

>C) Start with genjutsu

>D) Start on the defensive

>E) Something else

>>49032981
>>A) Start with taijutsu
The first shinobi training, Taijutsu
Begin with 1000 years of death

>>49032953
Good opinion.
>>49032974
Shit opinion.
>>49032981
>A)

>>49032974
That's right. Best girl is more mature, employed by the military, and a faithful Nerv Agent until near the end. Did you guess who it was? That's right, it's Lillith!

>>49032981
>A) Start with taijutsu

>>49033011
Ah yes, mother. The greatest.

>>49032981
>A) Start with taijutsu
We're apparently really fucking good at it so let's do it

>>49033011
>Lilith Best Girl

Ah, I miss Tangfags NERVquest

>>49033006
>>49033010
>>49033025
>>49033045
Roll me 1d100, I want between 35 and 65.
>>49033074
I would run a Shitty MS Paint Angel Miniquest, if I wanted a little break from this.

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>49033105

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>>49033114
>DC 35
>Still fails

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>49033105
Fuck us.

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>49033105

>>49033105
First four.

>>49033131
Who the hell do you think I am?
My power of disappointment trumps even Shinji's

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>49033105

Please

>>49033131
>This fucking bullshit about getting between marks

Fuck you, Country.

>>49033105
>>49033145
>>49033146
>>49033152
>Kuro only rolls well when he beats up and humiliates girls he likes

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>>49033152
>>49033146
>>49033145
Nice job comforting her. Woohoo for you.
>Writing
>>49033192
I thought that I'd shake it up a little! Also you're trying to hold back against her.

>>49033114
>>49033145
>>49033146
>>49033152

We just can't roll normal. Either too low or too high.

>>49033207
>Hold back
>Need to hit between the mark as if some type of brute who can't handle themslves.
Bruh.

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>>49033200
>mfw we're rejected by every girl we love because we can't control our strength

>>49033207
So we're now the Hulk, hurting everyone we love and afraid to make connections with someone for fear of eventually hurting them. Great.

>>49033207
But seriously, what sort of shitty martial artist are we who can't hold back? This is arbitrary and awful.

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>>49033207
You try to, but in the end have a hard time holding back against your smaller opponent. She gets off one good hit into your ribs before you begin giving her what you will later realize is an overdone beating. Your far superior grasp of taijutsu gives you total control of the match, and you drive Momo back constantly. Luckily, you don't actually hurt her, but by the end of your match, you're the undisputed winner. She goes to sit on the bench, and you apologize. However, she vows to beat you in the Chunin Exams, and this elicits a smile from you.

You go to sit down next to her, but hear laughing and clapping from the fence above her head. Looking up, the Uchiha from the Hidden Mist, Kaya, is sat atop the fence, clapping and laughing patronizingly at you. She congratulates you for beating up a little rookie girl, then directs your attention to Fukuro and Dakera.

>A) Watch them

>B) Challenge her

>C) Have Momo challenge her

>D) Something else

>>49033307
>>B) Challenge her

>>49033307
>This little Uchiha shit
That's it, it's time to do some clean-up.
>B)
>D)
No Sharingan allowed.

>>49033200
>his name means Rainbow of Black
>wears a trenchcoat
>succeeds at beating up girls and insulting people in intensely personal hurtful ways inclusing his best friend, his sensei, and his sister
>fails at making friends and being social
We're a goddamn edgy sadistic monster. Al we need now is a streak of red hair, a motorcycle, and a gun.

>>49033307

>B) Challenge her
>No jew eye

>>49033357
You're also kind of Aryan. But right now you aren't wearing a coat.
>Bonus vote
>What are you wearing?

>>49033307
Yeah no, I'm done. There's no excuse, we're just plain awful.

>>49033357
>all of this is true, and i can't keep it from happening

No ninja can be a normal goddamn human being, can they?

>>49033388
Not a trench coat, fuck that.

>>49033307
>B) Challenge her
Fucking Uchiha REEEE

>>49033328
>>49033338
>>49033360
>>49033412
Challenging Kaya, no Sharingan.
>Writing

>>49033388
Black trenchcoat and a silver cross on a silver chain. The cross is made from spikes. Dark red shirt and black jean pants with no less than three belts. None of which have pouches on them.

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>>49033307
>B) Challenge her
Time to get genjutsued again. Unless we fight her with our eyes closed.

>>49033388
pic related

>>49033474
>>49033307
this for clothing, challenge uchiha

>>49033472
>>49033500
That's it, you two just lost your voting privileges.

>>49033474
OH, AND SO HAVE YOU! NO VOTING PRIVILEGES FOR YOU EITHER!

>>49033307
>B) Challenge her
Let's fucking go then

>>49033470
You step up on the bench and challenge Kaya, not humoring her in looking in the direction of Momo's teammates. You stipulate that she can't use her sharingan, and she responds that she won't need them to beat you. She hops down and draws her chokuto, which you notice she'd been holding. She tells you that if you're restricting her sharingan, then this fight is starting out with bukijutsu. You realize that you don't have any kunai or other weapons on you, and ask Momo if she has any. She responds that she has three kunai, and a tanto.

>A) Ask for one kunai

>B) Ask for two kunai

>C) Ask for the tanto

>D) Something else

>>49033559
>C) Ask for the tanto

we can use this right?

>>49033559
>>C) Ask for the tanto
The tanto holds the edge that I desire

>>49033581
Only one way to find out!

>>49033559
>C) Ask for the tanto

>>49033559
>B)

I doubt we've trained with a tanto before, so lets keep to kunai.

>>49033538

Those who break the rules are scum, but those who say 'trenchcoat' are worse than scum am I right?

>>49033597
Absolutely.

On the other hand, those who wear masks under masks all the time are perfect human beings.

>>49033559
>B) Ask for two kunai

>>49033581
>>49033587
>>49033592
>>49033595
>>49033668
You do know your way around a tanto, but not as well as around a kunai. A tanto would combat her chokuto better though. You'd be the worst with two kunai, but that would counter her the best.

>>49033678
Fuck, I guess the tanto then.

>>49033581
>>49033592
>>49033587
>>49033718
1d100 for your performance. DC 75. First three.

>>49033559
>A) Ask for one kunai
Nothing fancy, just something that works

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>49033765
LETS GO, PRAISE THE DICE FOR 99S!

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>49033765

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>49033765

Gotta go shitty roll

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>49033765

>>49033773
Fuck, it really is true, we're only good at beating up girls!

>>49033773
>>49033791
THANK YOU, SWOLE DICE GODS OF STANDS!

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>>49033791
>>49033773

>>49033795
>>49033808
>my only good roll is for beating up girls

I hate my life sometimes.

>>49033791
>>49033773
When the dice gods decide its time to beat a bitch.

>>49033820

Maybe it's your fate.

>Writing
Your performance was acceptable.
>>49033773

>>49033820
Embrace it, let the darkness into your heart, and hope we find a masochist who's into it.

>>49033837
>my fate is to be a shitbag who beats up women

What major does that fall under?

>>49033849
Politics

>>49033845
No thank you, I'd rather be alone than do that.

>>49033867
Funny, I'm studying Political Science along with History.

>>49033838
You ask Momo for the tanto, and charge into Kaya. You figure that she's a better swordsman, but if you get the element of surprise you could keep up your offense and overpower her. You manage to do this, surprising and then thoroughly trouncing the older girl. The two of you clash hard and fast, but you manage to block all of her strikes, and you slip through a good number of your own. By the time the two of you break apart, you're unscathed and feel alright, where she's breathing heavily and covered in small cuts and nicks.

She growls at you low, before weaving the signs snake, ram, monkey, boar, horse, tiger in incredibly quick succession, and unleashing Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu!

>Roll to dodge DC 60 on 1d100, first two.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>49033932

Go!

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>49033932

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>49033932
PRAISE!

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>49033932

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>49033932

>>49033947

HOLY SHIT I DID IT

>>49033947
Kek

>>49033947
YOUR DICE SHALL BE THE DICE THAT CRIT THE HEAVENS!
>>49033956
STOP TRYING TO FUCK US UP!

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>>49033947
>>49033956

>>49033947
We art KURO MISOGYNIST SUPREME

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>>49033947
smiting uchiha pleases me

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>>49033976
hahahaHAHHAHAH
Never

>>49033980
DON'T YOU COUNT THAT 1, THAT WAS AFTER THE FIRST TWO SO IT SHOULDN'T COUNT!

>>49033980
That 1 doesn't count.

So, is it now Crazy rolls: The Quest?

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>Tfw we wreck her and get accused of rape

>>49034043
>this new namefag shows up as soon as we go nuts on rolls

Nah, lets make it the Namefag quest so we can always know who we're telling to eat shit.

>>49033988
>>49033985
>>49033947
>>49034043
Only when removing Uchiha and beating up girls. This just happens to be an overlap.

>>49034075

I was going to namefag for a long time but was just too lazy to make up a name. also the last 100 is mine though I cannot confirm it in the way you would believe me

>>49033980
You shunshin around the Uchiha girl's fireball, and find her in mid-jutsu. It appears that she's trying to coat her blade in wind style chakra. You slash across the back of her hand, causing her to drop her sword, and causing her jutsu to fizzle out. You put her in a hammerlock and put your knife to her throat. She gives you a low, angry concession of defeat, and you withdraw the blade. She sheathes her own sword, and walks off towards her teammates. Who you're just now noticing. Fukuro is lying face down in the middle of the court, Tenburo standing over him. Dakera is sprawled against the fence, Jensho squatting next to him, running a glowing blue palm over him. When Kaya returns to them they leave quickly.

You go to return the tanto to Momo, and she runs over and tackle-hugs you, knocking her tanto out of your grasp. "Kuro that was amazing!" She says, beaming at you, "I'm going to get stronger than you though! I know you held back on me, but next time we fight for real, I'll win!" Her pluck is infectious and you find yourself smiling. When you ask her about her teammates, she brushes it off, saying they'll be fine. "Wanna go for lunch, Kuro? My treat!" She asks.

>A) Well, alright!

>B) No thanks.

>C) Something else.

>>49034183
>>A) Well, alright!

>>49034183
>A) Well, alright!

This girl had better not die in the exams. Momo is best hugger.

>>49034183
>>A) Well, alright!
but insist we pay.

>>49034183
>A) Well, alright!

>>49034183

>A) Well, alright!

Wow. Beating up a girl and she is gonna pay for our lunch now.

>>49034183
>A) Well, alright!
Establishing dominance attracts the lolis.

>>49034246
Ah, The Touma strategy

>A) Well, alright!

>>49034183
>A) Well, alright!

>>49034212
>>49034213
>>49034223
>>49034229
>>49034246
>>49034250
>>49034272
>>49034302
Lunch on the loli.
>Writing

>>49034350
I can help it, I've always wanted and imouto

>>49034350
She's nice and she's a great hugger. What's not to love?

>>49034350
Well ya, Her team mates will probally kick the shit outta her without us because we showed our dominance.

>>49034350
Post the next thing you shit, I want to eat lunch with current best girl before going to sleep.

Rolled 2, 1, 1 = 4 (3d2)

>>49034212
>>49034213
>>49034223
>>49034229
>>49034246
>>49034250
>>49034272
>>49034302
You accept Momo's offer of lunch, and she leads you away from the training courts. You're sort of concerned about her teammates, but you're pretty sure the Kazekage wouldn't let anything more happen to his nephew and son. To your culinary disappointment she brings you to a franchise of Ichiraku Ramen. You've always preferred Soba King, but they don't have any franchises within Hidden Sand itself. You decide to get a table, as neither of you like sitting at the bar. You both order spicy shrimp bowls, and she foots the bill despite your insistence. After that, the two of you split up. Her to collect her teammates, and you to meet with yours. Hōōmaru-sensei offers you all the option to go back home via the train, or head through the Lands of Rivers and Waves on foot.

>A) All aboard the Suna Express!

>B) Let's just hoof it.

>>49034642
>A)
I can only imagine the terrors awaiting us on foot.

>>49034642
>>A) All aboard the Suna Express!

>>49034642
>A) All aboard the Suna Express!

Anyways, I'm going to sleep. I'd better not wake up in the morning to see Jiraiya stirred you all into putting our dick into something crazy.

>>49034642

>A) All aboard the Suna Express!

>>49034642
>A) All aboard the Suna Express!

>>49034642
I honestly can't decide between a fast air-conditioned and safe train ride and a dangerous and slow march through a massive swampland filled with man-eating crocodiles.

>>49034642
>All aboard the Suna Express!
At least it can't POSSIBLY get worse right!

>>49034684
I'll stick our dick wherever I feel like

>>49034684
Good (night?) to you.

It's really awkward because it's 8:30 am in my timezone.

>>49034642
>A) All aboard the Suna Express!
Jesus, I guess if we have to pick an option. Also we should have exchanged info with Momo to keep in touch. Always good to have connections in other villages

>>49034684
We're gonna fuck everything.

>>49034753
You did, I just didn't mention it. The only team you haven't gotten a contact from this mission is the Kiri team.

>>49034709
>>49034760
I will to pastebin lewds when the time comes.

>>49034818
Kek, I hope when we're older.

>>49034818

Will we have sonething like a timeskip?