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In the interest of saving her companions, and potentially driving him away, Tsuki engaged in her Stellar Release for the first time outside of the safety of her home. To her surprise, she was able to keep up with the legendary shinobi, although she was never truly sure if he was just testing her or not.

Her luck ran out, however, as the strict stamina limit of Afterglow quickly caught off with her- without it, she was no longer quick enough to match his movements…..

“Struggle, Tsuki. I wish to see how strong you can become.”

These last words of Orochimaru were his parting gift before being knocked out by the Sannin.


Awaking in a cave some time later, she was given the rundown of the aftermath of these events- Orochimaru left, allowing her and Choji, along with the returning Kabuto, to move you all to safety. With the second scroll Kaburo acquired, your progression to the next round was almost assured…. But you needed rest, and were unable to stay awake any longer…..

>>48994395
Sweet

>>48994406
HYPE AS FUCK

Now that Neji's been all infected by snake spit or whatever I'm kinda hoping we get a romance arc with him. Tragic love story, ho. Hopefully better than Sakura and the Sauceman tho

>>48994448
Nah. It will be like Sakura's canon life. Neji will be cold and distance. Also, tragic love is overrated.

>>48994476
I kinda just want to beat his face in for fun. You know. Epicly.

>>48994533
Me, too but Tsuki has to have good ties with the different Clans of the village.

>>48994448
He's gotten worse for me. He wasn't giving Hinata as much shit and might have been less of a little shit. Now he's got part of Saske's cannon bitch fit.

>>48994577
Eh, he's part evil now. I think we'd be forgiven if he attacked first.

>>48994585
It's up to Wargle. We'll see how it goes. Neji's tons different from Ketchup.

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The peaceful void of sleep is quick to consume you- though that most restful abyss does not lay claim to your mind for long. Even as you teeter just on the precipice of consciousness, you can feel it- the egg, still fastened around your neck.

A gentle hand wakes you, along with the smell of spring.

“Tsuki, it’s time to wake up!” the voice sings.

You’ve heard that voice before, somewhere….

You open your eyes; slowly, at first, to adjust to the soft light streaming through the large tree above you.

Turning your head, you see her- the little girl from before. Pale white hair, with an oddly cheery disposition, just as before.

“Come on, sleepyhead! It’s important, this time!” she pulls your hand, to try and lift you up- but she’s much smaller than you, and thus her struggle is in vain.

Something in the back of your mind prods you- something about… a forest?

A forest, a test…. and blood.

While the fog occluding your mind refuses to leave, the young girl pouts at you, her small brow furrowing.

“You’re being mean, Tsuki. It’s really important, I swear!”

You…

1. Might as well wake up- she’s obviously quite convinced that you need to see…. Whatever is going on.

2. I don’t really have time for this, do I? Although… you cannot really remember why….

>>48994627
>2. I don’t really have time for this, do I? Although… you cannot really remember why….

>>48994627
>1. Might as well wake up- she’s obviously quite convinced that you need to see…. Whatever is going on.

>>48994627
>1. Might as well wake up- she’s obviously quite convinced that you need to see…. Whatever is going on.

>>48994627
>2. I don’t really have time for this, do I? Although… you cannot really remember why….
Something seems strange here.

>>48994627
> Might as well wake up- she’s obviously quite convinced that you need to see…. Whatever is going on.

>>48994627
>1. Might as well wake up- she’s obviously quite convinced that you need to see…. Whatever is going on.

>>48994627
1. Might as well wake up- she’s obviously quite convinced that you need to see…. Whatever is going on.

Follow the bunny. Nori can carry us.

>>48994627
>1. Might as well wake up- she’s obviously quite convinced that you need to see…. Whatever is going on.

What can go wrong?

>>48994627
1. Might as well wake up- she’s obviously quite convinced that you need to see…. Whatever is going on.

>>48994648
It's in the dream world, Anon.

>>48994627
1. Might as well wake up- she’s obviously quite convinced that you need to see…. Whatever is going on.
We the best moon princess.

>>48994627
>1 follow the white rabbit

>>48994627
1. Might as well wake up- she’s obviously quite convinced that you need to see…. Whatever is going on.

>>48994627
>1. Might as well wake up- she’s obviously quite convinced that you need to see…. Whatever is going on.

Further down the rabbit hole we go....

Writing.

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>>48994395
Let's do this.

>>48994395
Best lunch break ever.

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“I’m awake, I’m awake!” you surrender as the little girl continues to pull on you.

“There’s not very funny, you know.” she pouts.

You chuckle, and briefly consider apologizing, but she’s already dragging you off, her previous attitude lost in her haste.

You remember this path, vaguely. The shaded woods leading out into a open grassy plain, where there would be a tree stump… and rabbits. Lots of rabbits.

However, none of these things are what you find upon leaving the woods. Instead of a bright grassy plain, a windswept wasteland is all that greets you- barren and lifeless.

The little girl is unaffected by this- does she not see it, or has such a time passed that this odd world has changed…..?

She leads you for a ways, before, on the edge of your vision, a figure stands.

Peering over the edge of a cliffside, is the rabbit storyteller from before; however, she seems different than you remember her. Her fur has gone grey, her finery looking worn and rather shabby. She takes long draws from an ornate pipe, before stowing it when the two of you finally reach her.

“Ah, girls, thank you for coming. It has been some time, I fear- and even this place, the prison of our lady, is not safe any longer.”

She sighs.

“I fear this story shan’t be one with a happy ending, my dears. These humans, they have such an overwhelming need to spoil everything they touch- even other humans. It truly boggles the mind.”


The Rabbit storyteller seems to be preparing to tell a tale in progress. Shall you…

1. Remain Silent

2. Speak up. (and say what?)

>>48995008
>1. Remain Silent

>>48995008
>2. Speak up. (and say what?)
Ask how we can help

>>48995008
>1. Remain Silent

Bun bun story time.

>>48995008
>1. Remain Silent

>>48995008
>2. Speak up. (and say what?)
What happened here?

>>48995008
2. Speak up. (and say what?)

"Can humans not improve with guidance? Not all are bad, I'm sure."

OOC, I kinda want the rabbits, but if they are loyal to the whole infinite tsukuyomi shittery, then that's kinda gonna be a hard one to pull.

>>48995008
>1. Remain Silent

>>48995008
>1. Remain Silent

>>48995008
> Remain Silent

>>48995059

They are loyal to Kaguya, yes.

>>48995008
>1. Remain Silent

>>48995059
Things are different. We're not sure what they're up to entirely. I don't think there was a weird ass egg in cannon.

1. Remain Silent
Listen and learn

>>48995059
Kaguya is literally their goddess so yeah. No rabbit coup.

Listening to Bun story

Writing.

>>48995024
Supporting this.

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>>48995129
Comfy story time.

Someone drawn Tsuki in a Make Konoha Great Again hat like this.

>>48995212
Make ROOT great again would be better

>>48995250

Has to be konoha.

Root is only a means to an end. Which is keeping Konoha safe and prosperous. What good is roots if the tree is dead.

>>48995212
Better yet, draw Tsuki wearing comfy pajamas and listening to a story.

>>48995212
Just so long as it doesn't drag shitposting in from /pol/

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“You might ask yourself- “Are the humans truly so destructive?”

“They are of nature, as we are, after all. But yet, they destroy where we do not.”

“When our lady offered them eternal peace, and freedom from this cycle of destruction, her own sons betrayed her, and sealed her away.”

You remember this story- the tale of the Spirit Tree and it’s guardian.

“But what did her sons do with this power, the thing they so feared?”

“They taught it to the humans. Not even one generation after their death, humanity returned to it’s old ways- with one more weapon added to their arsenal.”

“We observe it all from here, in relative safety- or so we thought.”

“But our lady’s second son, with the intent of guarding her prison, brought an army- bound to him by the ties of family. These people, directly descended from our lady, would surely be less destructive?”

The storyteller makes a noise- somewhere between a cough and a chortle.

“If only it were so. Shortly after they arrived, we took to hiding, for our safety. We were the only other creatures here- surely these humans, with no enemy, all being of the same line, would live peacefully, living out their days guarding an unmoving stone?”

She gestures out into the plateau beneath the cliffside on which you are standing- when you focus, you can see them.

Corpses.

“Isolated from their brethren, they began a dispute over the second son’s will.”

“As so often with humans, this dispute turned to violence. They began the cycle of destruction again, this time on their own flesh and blood. It’s unthinkable.”

>>48995323
Your on fire tonight Wargle, keep it up.

>>48995323
I am wholly enraptured.

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“They ravaged this peaceful land, which after it’s creation, was truly unblemished.”

“They left nothing. Nothing for their enemies- nothing for themselves. Certainly nothing for us.”

“Some of them remain, scattered across the ruins of this place. They will likely die out before too long- for that is the lot of humans; destroy everything until the only thing left to destroy is themselves.”

On the battlefield below, you see a single figure- what looks to be a small boy.

He’s digging through the corpses, trying to find something. Food, maybe?

“I can hope for little better for my children. We cannot make the trip back to the Planet, and surely when our warrens are discovered, the humans will take up the hunt once more.”
The storyteller stops speaking for a time- only to begin reciting a prayer.

“Our Lady, please, wake from your slumber.”

“Grant us, your most loyal servants, the salvation we require.”

“Without your divine grace, we are lost- but yet, I pray not for myself but for those to come.”

“Return to us, Our Lady Kaguya, and save our doomed world from itself.”

“Grant us the everlasting peace you so desired.”

“....Please, Lady Kaguya….”

Her voice breaks down into a sob- it’s then you release that the storyteller is crying.

You aren’t sure what to say- the young girl, your companion in this place, is hugging her knees, close enough to touch the storyteller, but does not. Her face seems a mixture of sadness and frustration.

You….

1. Continue to say silent.

2. Offer Sympathy.

3. Offer Assistance.

4. Offer Vengeance.

>>48995617
>2. Offer Sympathy.
>3. Offer Assistance.

>>48995617
> Offer Assistance
I wanna go Vengeance but this seems the most Truki-like thing to do. Ever the the handy one, that.

>>48995617
>2. Offer Sympathy.
>3. Offer Assistance.

#BunLivesMatter

>>48995617
>1. Continue to say silent.

>>48995617
>2. Offer Sympathy.
>3. Offer Assistance.

>>48995617
>3. Offer Assistance.
And a hug. Whatever else little bun bun needs a hug.

>>48995617
>2. Offer Sympathy.
To both the rabbits and the little girl.
>3. Offer Assistance.
"What can I do to make this right?"

>>48995617
>2. Offer Sympathy.

>>48995659
This as well as offer aid. Apologies for been so informal madam bun

>>48995617
>2. Offer Sympathy.

>>48995617

Place bunny girl in lap.

Hug and hold.

>>48995617
2. Offer Sympathy.
3. Offer Assistance
Write in: Join her prayers.

>>48995617
3. Offer Assistance.
>2. Offer Sympathy.

>>48995617
>4. Offer Derision. Why ask Kaguya to save you? Why not fix this world, so that when she returns she does not HAVE to? Why not prove yourselves as the loyal, worthy servants you claim to be?

>>48995617
>3. Offer Assistance.

Offering assistance and sympathy.

Writing.

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>Tsuki gets a temporary buff from the bunnies
>Wakes up to find the Sound ninja have attacked her team while she was asleep
>Angry Stellar noises until they're all dead
>Goes back to sleep

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>>48995918

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You feel compelled to offer something to the storyteller- help, or, at the very least, some sympathy.

While you don’t necessarily agree with the anti-human sentiment, it’s hard not to see why these poor creatures would hold that view.

You reach out to touch the storyteller- and feel a decidedly odd sensation. Your hand goes right through her- as if she wasn’t actually there.

“You are merely a visitor, Tsuki. As much as we may wish, we cannot offer them physical comforts- and our words would mean precious little- even this scene is one from the past.”

You turn to see the young girl speaking, although she is still hugging her knees.

“There is a way to help, though, if you truly wish to. These poor folk still cling to life- but barely. If you were to offer them succor, they would surely aid you in any way they could. To say humans have treated them poorly is an understatement, but you are different.”

“You can save them.”


“You must-” her voice fades out to silence- and is replaced with a terrible headache.
S͒͗͋͆ͭ̍ͮͫ̒ͯ͂ͬ̎͐́̚͜҉̷̙̤͎͕̼͕̙͠A̴̟͍̭̝̩̦̱̞̭͕͆ͪ͌̀ͅͅV̵̧̼͓̞̞̬̫̟̙̤͔̠̞̿́ͮͦͨ͌́͐ͬ͛̉̐̆͞͠E̢ͮ̏̅̎͂̓͑̒̔͑ͧ̋̆͌̾͌ͣ̄͏̮̭̺̜̤͇̰̠̯͉̜̘ ̨̥͈̞̹̲̣͙̣̖̞͖͇̖̦̖̞̺͆̂ͩ͋͆̽͋̓ͧͫ͢T̢̡̰̻̹̹̰̪͇̲́̅ͪ̂̔͂̐̿̎͝Ḧ̷̢̡͓͕͙͈͈̫͙̖̳̿̓̒̋̓̎ͩͫͯ͌̑͞E̷̬͉̘̭̬̮̩̖̗̥͆̔̽͊̎̉̎ͭ͌̿̃͠͞M̨ͩ͛͋́͟҉͍̻̘̪͚

>>48996013
Vampiric blood bunnies for the win

>>48996013
Well, clearly we must be a champion of the downtrodden

It's so wrong for ninja fights to incur such reckless collateral damage!

>>48996013
>>48996044
>succor
>sucker aka fool
You guys are too easy. Also,
>Wanting to be rabbit slave to a goddess that wants to genocide the human race

>>48996064
No thanks, Doesn't sound very Tsukiish.

Welp save the cathulu bunnies

>>48996070
I just figured it'd be blood because you make a blood contract with summons. Eh.

>>48996093
What would be more Tsuki-like? Smushing the downtrodden under our heel?

>>48996070
Succor
noun
1. assistance and support in times of hardship and distress.

>>48996109
Yes thats what corporations do anon

>>48996109
>What would be more Tsuki-like? Smushing the downtrodden under our heel?

Not blindly following something. We are smarter than that. Look at things from multiple perspectives.

>>48996109
No, Ignoring them since they did nothing to or for us.

>>48996127

We should embody a japanese corporation.

One that doesnt just blindly run after profits, one that looks after its employees as well.

>>48996109
Making them work for her. But since they're completely loyal to their goddess, they don't see them betraying her. Also, shouldn't Tsuki protect the village from any threat?
>>48996126
The words sound similar.

>>48996149
>He thinks Japanese corps are different from Western one
Anon, all corps from around the world are brutal and corrupt to a point. The Japanese corps are just better at hiding it.

>>48996013
Gotta admit, while following the bunnies blindly wouldn't be smart, trying to help them out without selling out all of humanity seems like something we might try in the future. We have the egg, and it's obviously trying to tell us something important. Besides, what twelve-year-old doesn't want to do a little savior-ing?

>>48996149
>one that looks after its employees as well

You...REALLY don't know anything about working for a Japanese corporation, do you, anon?

>>48996149
>implying all corporations aren't run by idiots

>>48996183
>this
we could be a bridge between the rabbits and humanity, let them see that there is goodness, but also make people aware that maybe super-powered child soldiers might have some negative impacts

>>48996183
>selling out all of humanity seems like something we might try in the future
>Elimiting the customers
Not a good business practice, Anon. Also, Tsuki is much smarter than the average 12-year-old.

>>48996221
nigga are you blind? did you not read his post?
>while following the bunnies blindly wouldn't be smart, trying to help them out without selling out all of humanity seems like something we might try in the future

I'm not advocating helping Moon Bitch, but I don't think I could stand idly by and let the rabbits go extinct.

>>48996221
I said without selling out all of humanity. Read again.

>>48996240
He doesn't like Bunnies so he's slanting everything.

>>48996242

Same.

>>48996201
>>48996242
I like the sound of both of these. Trying to find some sort of compromise, or at least helping out the rabbits without screwing over humanity, seems like a good goal to have.

to be fair, we actually know nothing about Kaguya, and Wargle's characters have been different from the manga/anime often enough that she might not even be Moon Hitler. I'd be surprised if we were totally unable to convince her not to be the Bad Guy.

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...What?

You can barely make out what she said- the pain is intense….!

As you clutch your head in pain, the young girl seems somewhat surprised, before her face takes on a scowl.


̶̧͠͏̕ ͏̶͟͝͡ ̡̢̧͡҉ ̡̀͢ ̕͢͡͞ ́͡͝ ̧͢͟͏̛ ͏̕҉̨͠ ̷̨͢͢͝ ̵̧͠ ͏͞͏̧ ͢͢͝͞ ̕͝ ̷́̀͘͞ ͢ ҉͠͏̀ ҉̷̨͜ ̨͟͞͝͏ ̷̡̕ ̷͢͞ ̵͟ ̵͝ ̕͟ ͘͏ ̧͏ ͜͡҉́ ̶̴̛͠ ͏̷̢̧ ̶̷̧ ̢̨̕ ̶͢ ͏̶́ ̶̨̛̛͠ ̀͏̸̷͡ ̡͝ ̴̀̕ ̶̵͡͝͏ ҉̶̴̢͘ ̵̵͟ ̶̀̕ ̸̶̧́ ͘͝ ̴̀͘͢͟ ̴̶̷͠ ̷̧̛ ̛̀̕͜ ̵͢͝ ̸̀ ̵̵͘͞ ̴̛͟͏͘ ҉̧̕͞҉ ̵̀͘͜N͞҉̢̕͜O̶̵͝͝
̧̀͝͡͏ ̷̸͝͡͡ ̛͞ ̢́̀͜ ̧̡̛̀͡ ̢́ ̧̛͞͡ ͟͜҉͏̧ ̴͘҉ ́͏̷ ̢̕̕͜͞ ̢̀ ̴̸͞͝ ̷̡͡ ̷̵͘ ̵̶͡ ͠ ̵͡ ̷̨̢҉ ̛͜͏̕͘ ̛́͘͟ ̢̧̡͞Ý́́͏͡Ơ͞U͠ ͏҉C̷҉͏͟A̷͝N̶̕N̶̶͡Ớ̷͢T̸͠ ͟͏H̡̕͘Ą̸̡́̀V̸̕͞҉̀E̵̡͜ ̢̛͘Ḩ͝E̴͏̀͡R̕͢,̨̀͞ ̴̧̀Ş̸̧̡͡H͝҉E͘̕͞ ̵Í̢̢̛͡Ş̷̢̕͞ ̵̕͠M̴͟I̸̴Ǹ͠҉͢E̢̧͟
͟͢ ̵ ͜͝ ҉͟ ͢҉͏͘ ̴̸̵̢ ̨̛͏̴ ̷́ ̷̧̀͢͝ ̷͟͏̴̨ ̀҉̷̡̨ ̨́̀͘ ̷̷̢͞ ̕͘ ̛́͝ ͝͏̴͢ ̵̷͠ ̢͟͜͜͢ ͏̷҉̧ ͏̨͟Ì̛ ̛̛W̷̕͜I҉̀͏͠L̨͝͏̀L̵̡ ́́́̀N̵̢Ơ̧T̕͜ ̵̨̕͟͠L̴̛E͏̀͢͟͞T̷̸͘͡ ̧̡Ỳ̵̧Ò͜͝Ú͟͠͠҉ ̸̸̡͞T̵Ą̵̶̶͢Ḱ̷̨É̵̸̡ ͜H̶̷̢͡È̶҉̕R̢̧̕ ̴͏̴̧͝F͜҉͠R̷͟͠O̵̴̢͢͢M̴͜͝ ̢͘͜͞M̧E̴͝
̡̀͢҉ ̨͢͞͡ ͞͏ ̧͜͠͠ ̸̢̡́̕ ̨̧͢ ̵̢̨̛͡ ̡͜ ̸́͟͠͡ ̵͜ ̡͢͝҉̀ ͏͏́ ҉͞ ͞҉̀ ͘͢͡ ̸̴̴͜͝ ̸̡͝͡͠ ̨́̀ ͟͝ ̸̕͢ ̢́ ̀͏̵̡ ̷̸̕̕ ͜ ̢́͠͏ ̀̀͢͏ ̧̧̢͡ ͏͘ ͏͘͜͡͞ ̡҉̷̷́ ̶̡͞ ̶̢̀͢ ̶̷̛́ ̵̷̢̕͢ ̴̵̶̢͢ ̕͞ ̕ ̀͟͠͝ ̶̸̨ ̕͠ ̡͘͡ ̕͢͠ ͏̷̶S̨̨̛Ḩ̀͞͝͡Ę ̸҉́I͡͞͡͠Ş̨ ̵͘̕͢C҉̵H̡́͢O̷̷͞Ś̴̡͜E̡̡͏̵N͏̵͜͟͝

>>48996196
thats the working culture. and its not like you dont see those ridiculous hours in western firms. asian firms do reward that type of loyalty better.

I suppose we might as well get some rabbits in our underground base... I'm now imagining a rabbit in a lab coat testing a vial of something...
hmm

>>48996311
Yeah well fuck you too!

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>>48996311

>>48996334
Who gives a shit about the employees were at the top our goal should be expanding our control across the nations

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ARGH! The pain is too-

There is a loud crash- as if glass was breaking all around you.

Still clutching your head, you stare upwards- the sky was broken away, revealing a vast storm.

Four pairs of eyes, gleaming through the dark, swirling clouds, peer from above.


“SHE IS NOT YOURS TO TAKE, USURPER”

Four loud voices thunder in unison.

“HER DESTINY HAS YET TO UNFOLD- WE WILL NOT LET YOUR DISTORTED TRUTHS LEAD HER DOWN A FALSE PATH”

In response, the little girl seems to be shrieking- nothing coming out of her mouth is intelligible.

>>48996311
Oh shit are they after Hinata
Is this that long con shit

>>48996356
I knew it. Never trust supernatural cute things.

>>48996356

Fuck yeah!

Four Beasts to the rescue!

>>48996356
Well I have NO idea what the fuck is going down now!

>>48996356
4 directional beasts?

>>48996342
ROOT+Shinju flower+Rabbits=ROOT GARDEN
There is also the significant chance to have our own moon base.
Can YOU turn down a moon base?
I want a moon base.

>>48996367
>>48996356
Oh
Nevermind

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>>48996398
The seemly innocent rabbits are liars?

>>48996356
everyone wants a piece of tsuki

Can we get back the exam instead of this dream bullshit?

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>>48996356
HAHA! TIME FOR alcoholism

>>48996398

The Four Beasts want to save Tsuki from the clutches of Kaguya.

Well we've heard the big bosses.

Time to save rabbits from themselves

>>48996411
Yeah, trust the giant demonic sky-eyes. Surely they could NEVER lead us astray!

>>48996420
Cool your tits, Anon. It's about to end.

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>>48996420

>>48996429

Nah. Just ignore the bunnies.

>>48996432

It's the Four Beasts. Not demons.

>>48996432
Hey, they're honest in their appearance like others.

>>48996411
While I'd say the directional beasts are fairly trustworthy, there could just be a conflict of interest here. With neither side trying to mislead us, but both wanting our assistance in some way.

>>48996356
>Usurper
damn it, all I can think about is this
https://youtu.be/VMNASJjE92U

>>48996449
*unlike

>>48996451
ideolouges are all pains. At least tsuki is a business woman. We might be able to come to some arrangement of brokered peace in the end.

>>48996498

I highly doubt that.

>>48996498
Eeeh, I don't think powerful beings would want peace with their enemies. It's side with one and destroy the other.

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The world around you begins to melt away- as if it one of Maru’s frozen treats in the heat of the Konoha summer.

“WAKE”

You resist, slightly- but the dream is already fading.

Before the abyss takes you again, you are left with a single image-

That of the Rabbit Storyteller, standing alone on that cliffside, drowning in her own despair.


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You wake. The smell of rain is followed by it’s sound….

Opening your eyes, you peer around the cave. Everyone seems to be sleeping- except Shikamaru, who is standing guard near the cave entrance.

The darkness of night seems to have fully enveloped the forest- the moonlight streaming in through the forest canopy barely illuminates the outside of the cave.

You think about talking to Shikamaru- but you really don’t have much to say. You’re still sort of tired- you really wish you had Yume right now.

You opt to make the best of it, and roll over, covering yourself with the bedroll. You just hope a dreamless sleep awaits.

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>>48996411
How could you slander the good, trustworthy name of the moon rabbit?

>>48996707
to be fair, that's an earth rabbit.

>>48996721
Even more trustworthy. How could you look at that face and see a liar?

Well fuck me with a stick three ways until sunday and call me a whore.

I hope Wargle let's us have a summon on each arm.

>>48996886

He's wary about that.

>>48996886
Too OP already. And besides, I don't think two entities would like to work together unless they're on the same side.

>>48996894
>>48996905
The issue is, I don't think I could choose between any of the 4 direction deities and the Rabbits.

I don't want them to die

>>48996936
Moon base.

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You sleep fitfully, but that little sleep is thankfully dreamless.

After a few attempts, you finally give up around dawn.

You rise, and walk over to relieve Shikamaru.

“Shikamaru, have you slept?” you inquire, rubbing the sleep from your eyes.

“I’ll be fine.” He grumbles.

“Go rest. I’m fine, now.”

He sighs, but heads back towards the bedrolls all the same.

Not too long before dawn, thankfully- soon you’ll be able to get out of this forest.

After a few uneventful hours, the rest of the team begins to wake. You immediately take charge- you aren’t going to let any of these guys order you around.

“So, here’s plan:” you dictate as your teammates and allies ready themselves.

1. We’re making a beeline out of this place: We have enough scrolls, if we go fast enough, running into other teams shouldn’t be an issue.

2. We’re going to proceed cautiously, and avoid other teams at all costs.


3. Purposefully take a roundabout route- this should be safest, if time consuming.

>>48996954
>2. We’re going to proceed cautiously, and avoid other teams at all costs.

>>48996954
>1. We’re making a beeline out of this place: We have enough scrolls, if we go fast enough, running into other teams shouldn’t be an issue.

>>48996954
>2. We’re going to proceed cautiously, and avoid other teams at all costs.

We're carrying wounded, not at our best, and there's BULLSHIT in this here forest
Best to be careful

>>48996954
>2. We’re going to proceed cautiously, and avoid other teams at all costs.

we all got what we wanted

we got like 2-3 days anyway

>>48996954
>2. We’re going to proceed cautiously, and avoid other teams at all costs.

>>48996954
>2. We’re going to proceed cautiously, and avoid other teams at all costs.
Our beeline probably doesn't amount to enough to be worth it.

>>48996954
>2. We’re going to proceed cautiously, and avoid other teams at all costs.
>>48996936
The Beasts. At least with them, you have a chance to be at their level and be respected.

>>48996954
>2. We’re going to proceed cautiously, and avoid other teams at all costs.

>>48996954
>2. We’re going to proceed cautiously, and avoid other teams at all costs.

>>48996954
>2. We’re going to proceed cautiously, and avoid other teams at all costs.

No need to be overly slow, but avoiding a fight should be a priority, and going fast is asking for trouble.

>>48996954
>2. We’re going to proceed cautiously, and avoid other teams at all costs.

>>48996954
>2. We’re going to proceed cautiously, and avoid other teams at all costs.

I think other teams will actually be avoiding us.

Group up of 3 teams? Even if 1 or 2 are out of it?

They'll stay away and even if they do try to attack, we've got most everything we need to fuck any team save gaaras in the ass repeated.

>>48996954
2.
Let's utilize some good old ninja stealth.

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So who knows about Stellar for sure?

Tsuki
Danzo
Ororchimaru

Nori
Choji ? he'd probably tell his teammates

>>48997063

We don't know about Nori or Choji.

And I think Yoru may know. Or have some inkling. Though I could be wrong about that.

When it comes to revealing stellar in the exams lets wait for a good moment, we can't just blow our hype load at the first chance

>>48997063
Wasn't Choji busy taking Hinata and the others to a safe space?

>>48997063
We sent Nori and Choji away. But id add Kabuto to the list, most likely.

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Sneaky Sneak.

Roll me 1d100 boys.

Firs three, as always.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>48997096
Super sneaky ninjas incoming

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>48997096

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>48997081

Unless it's Sasuke, Neji, Nori or Gaara, I say we hold off on using it in the Exams. Or unless we're in a shitty spot.

>>48997096

Rolling

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>48997096

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>48997096
gogogo

>>48997109
Sneaky beaky like.

>>48997063
Got to assume that everyone saw it. Nori definitely saw it.

>>48997109
We should probably take the time out to talk to Nori and Hinata about that.

>>48997171

I'd rather not. In case we have to fight them, that is.

>>48997197

Nori will probably ask us about it later i think when we're safe.

Can imagine her watching us fight pedosnek at a near footing for a while.

I'm actually quite hype for how this will inspire her to improve for the finals.

>>48997219
She already seems to know the hirashin to some extent

>Nori carrying us
>Spooky sky eyes
Aw Kurama oji-san cares
or knows how catastrophic her return would be

>>48997238
I dont think she'll just sit on that. I expect her to train doubly hard.

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[HIGHEST DC: 80] SUCCESS

The nine of you head out into the forest, trying to be as stealthy as possible.

While some of you are weakened and not up to full strength, between the nine of you (including 2 Byakugan) you are able to sneak past the few shinobi teams you encounter.

Specifically, the Sound shinobi make a point of attempting to find you- it’s only due to Hinata and Neji that you’re able to avoid them on several occasions.

By the end of the third day, you’ve reached the end of the treeline- it’s only flat open land between here and the tower- which dominates the evening skyline.

Should you are you party attempt to cross now?

1. Yes, let’s get out here!

2. No, let’s wait til nightfall.

So whats our plans for crippling the other major villages economies?

>>48997327
>1. Yes, let’s get out here!

>>48997327
>3.Have Hinata/Neji scan the area

>>48997327
>1. Yes, let’s get out here!

"Shikamaru, what formation do you recommend."

>>48997327
>1. Yes, let’s get out here!
Hinata and Neji look around with Byakugan, and reeeeeeeally look, make sure there's no one around for like a mile in each direction

>>48997327
>1. Yes, let’s get out here!

>>48997327
>1. Yes, let’s get out here!

prep first though. How is everyone condition, make it a point to specifically ask about ino and neji. They were in the worst situations.

and yes, >>48997357 have shikamaru plan out the approach.

>>48997327
>1. Yes, let’s get out here!

>>48997327
>1. Yes, let’s get out here!

>>48997339
Kuro plushies. We'll fucking bankrupt them.

>>48997327
Seconding
>>48997357

And have the Byakugan users scan the area.

>>48997327
>1. Yes, let’s get out here!
Most other teams will be waiting, and we have clear numerical superiority along with two Byakugan users. Punching straight through is actually our best strategy.

>>48997339
Not cripple but take over with the power capitalism! Sell them goods they need and shit they don't!

>>48997339
Rabbit slave labor factories undercutting their industry. Make Konoha into China and suck up all the manufacturing.

>>48997409
As far as we know they already have what they need and would be very reluctant to let a konoha based company build a monopoly

>>48997339
>>48997409
Nah.

You need to trap them.

First help the villages sign a trade deal where the village cannot ban or stop flow of goods and material and vice versa and will work to enforce intellectual property rights and copyrights. Sell the goods at a decent price, not too expensive markup after R&D and material costs.

THEN. Trap them with the trademarked and proprietary consumables and servicing packages.

>>48997468
Did you just write up the Naruto version of the TPP?

Christ.

>>48997468
>servicing packages
You evil piece of shit.

1. Pushing through, after some Byakugan Scans and strategy conferences.

Writing.

>>48997484
>>48997500

Your praise fills me with joy.

>>48997468
>>48997528
we aren't playing a villain you fucking monster

>>48997553
We aren't playing the hero either anon

>>48997454
>>48997468
We need to globalize, turn the konoha office into just another branch, set up shop in every village and claim neutrality. Then outsource the materials and labor to the lowest common denominator and drop prices, pushing national corporations out of business or forcing them to sign trade agreements with us for access to our other markets. Manipulate the contries we have our branches in to "liberate" other countries with access to raw materials and/or cheap labor so we can drive the cost down even lower. Then we can undermine the industry of the big five and push the world into instability and potential world-war. But since everyone is so interdependent because of our multi-national conglomerate they can't fight, and instead have to use more and more litigation. Eventually the burden becomes too large and they're forced to merge into one world union, ruled by us.

>>48997566
>World union
Lame.

>>48997579
Agreed we just need Konoha on top with the Hokage as our figurehead while we run the show from the curtains

>>48997566

Don't need to run a state.

Push bribes to the lords to push for Norihime Group extraterritoriality on company land.

>>48997566
All you need is for the tailed beasts to have their own corporations and you got yourself a weeby shadowrun setting.

>>48997616
a future Kakuzu would approve of
a world where hell does, in fact, run on money

>>48997616
I freaking love that idea

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Holding before the end of the treeline, you have Hinata and Neji scan the nearby area. Neji still looks winded- and that strange mark hasn’t gone away. Thankfully you haven’t had to engage in combat; you don’t want him getting hurt.

They both report the same thing- no teams nearby- however one team is standing in front of the tower entrance, and hasn’t moved.

Shikamaru looks concerned at this- you can tell his lazy brain is doing laps weighing his options.

“Formation won’t be that important- we need to keep our injured in the middle, though. The plan is this- we’re going to wait until another team makes for the entrance, and follow them.”

It sounds safe- although you’ll need to come from behind so they don’t attack you outright.

You…

1. Agree with this plan

2. Come up with something else.

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>>48997662
Do you realise what you might have done.

>>48997680
>1. Agree with this plan

>>48997680
>2. Come up with something else.
how much time do we have before the exams are over? can we wait until the last possible moment and hope the other team has left?

>>48997680
>1. Agree with this plan

Have negi rest up more.

>>48997680
>1. Agree with this plan

>>48997680
>1. Agree with this plan

>>48997579
>>48997590
>>48997605
We don't RUN a state, we CREATE a state totally dependent on us economically and militarily, and then have them control everyone else.

>>48997616
I'm pretty sure that with chakra computers it's literally possible to hack people's brains with genjutsu viruses.
>Ninja hackers on steroids
>cyber-ninja digital-warfare
>Yamanakas projecting their digitized souls into computers to possess robots and read the minds of hard-drives
>sealing tailed beats into computer programs and injecting them via malware into enemy villages where they can de-digitize and blow everything up
>Puppet masters using chakra strings to type on dozens of keyboards at once
>futuristic Aburame with cybernetic kikaichu that can eat computer data and spread viruses digitally

>>48997680
>2. Come up with something else.
Send out a jutsu or two to force them to split up and have one of our people who are ready to fight take on each of the ninja while the rest escort our wounded to the tower

>>48997680
>1. Agree with this plan

>>48997680
Transformed shadow clones of our team. Have them go and lead the other group away. Make a break for the tower when we're far enough away then dismiss the clones.

>>48997680
>2. Come up with something else.
For a Shikamaru plan, that's... uncharacteristically shortsighted. If we follow another team that's making a move for the tower they'll probably have a scroll and be expecting to be attacked right at the end: just like we are. Following them from behind will probably just cause a fight to break out.

>>48997680
>1. Agree with this plan
It's probably the sand brats.

>>48997744
Actually, they might just try to outrun us and reach the tower before us.

should probably visit Neji some time after this so he doesn't go full emo

>>48997770
Agreed. We need to make sure he doesn't feel total sausage, and still had a place in this village.

>>48997770

Hinata was hit hard too by orochimaru. We can see both at their clan house after they get discharged by medic-nins.

>>48997680
>1. Agree with this plan

>>48997714
stop, no, it's too cool

Accepting the plan- with some Norihime alterations.

Writing.

>>48997770
sounds fine to me

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You look hard at Shikamaru. You noticed it before, but it seems more obvious now. Dark bags under his eyes, his dull, uninterested tone- he likely didn’t sleep last night, meaning he hasn’t slept at all this entire time.

“Shikamaru, you’re sleep deprived. Your plan has some holes.” you tease.

He keeps an even gaze, but doesn’t say anything.

“Not that it’s wrong, or anything.” You muse. “But we can spruce it up a little.”

“For one, we can’t be sure another team is coming. Therefore, I suggest…”

Using the Shadow Clone technique, you create two clones.

You motion to them as if giving a demonstration- though you doubt this pitch will need much *oomph*.

Using the Transformation Technique, you alter the two clones to look like somebody you know isn’t coming- two of the Ame ninja from the castle.

“We’ll use them. We have our own decoy team.” you say with a smile.

The others quickly agree, while Shikamaru just shrugs.

“There are other teams out there, Norihime. Your plan is far more risky. But, it still should work.”

It certainly is more risky, and harder for you to maintain- both shadow clones and the illusion require basically your full attention.

You send them around the tree-line, and give them about a 15 minute head start.

Then, in formation, your nine spring forth, heading towards the entrance.

As you approach, the acrid stench of blood hits your nose-

Then you see the corpses. Several shinobi corpses, seemingly stripped to the bone, their clothes ragged.

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Who could’ve done this…. So close to the doors?

The three figures in the distance, standing across from your two clones, come into view.

….The children of the Kazekage? Surely they weren’t the ones who caused all this carnage, were they? Temari didn’t seem like a bad sort- though there were some unsettling rumors about her brother, Gaara…..

“It’s getting crowded, Temari.” The redhead says, eying your approaching group.

The other two, Temari and her other brother Kankuro, seem to defer to their youngest sibling.

“We have our scroll, Gaara. Why don’t we head inside? Eleven enemy shinobi are too many….” Temari says, while staring directly at Kankuro.

“Yeah, Gaara. Let’s go inside. You’ll get to fight them all anyway.” He says, looking rather disgusted.
“You aren’t wrong, Kankuro. However…..” Gaara smiles- it’s not a particularly pleasant look for him.

“I’m not done yet.”

>>48998188
fucking gingers

>>48998188

aw goddammit.

We should have waited for an actual team.

>>48998188
Wargle close are we to our usual strength?

>>48998204
The only people in the party at full strength are Choji and Nori.

Everyone else varies between near useless to two third's strength.

>>48998188
Is Tsuki Norihime gonna hafta glass a bitch?

>>48998239
And where does Tsuki fall on that?

>>48998252

Close to near useless, I think.

>>48998260
>>48998252

She's about half strength- the sleep helped her recover, and Orochimaru didn't hurt her much at all. She's just beat.

>>48998260
We were in good enough condition to use two Shadow Clones earlier, so we probably started off in pretty solid shape. And the chakra from those two returns when they pop, so we'd probably still be able to get off a couple of good shots.

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Lovely, he’s a murderous psychopath.

He seems perfectly willing to engage you all- while his siblings seemingly want nothing to do with it.

Obviously he was strong enough to defeat those other teams- how wary should you really be about this guy?

You need a plan, and quickly.

1. Direct your clones to lead him away- hopefully giving you enough time to get inside.

2. Appeal to him with words- or try and cut a deal.

3. Attack first- there is no reasoning with his kind.

I wonder how Gaara would respond to being given the blood-sucking flower as a gift?

Once he's well-incapacitated, of course

>>48998275

If we have to, afterglow should have the speed to draw gaara's blood.

>>48998291
>1. Direct your clones to lead him away- hopefully giving you enough time to get inside.

>>48998291
>1. Direct your clones to lead him away- hopefully giving you enough time to get inside.

>>48998291
>1. Direct your clones to lead him away- hopefully giving you enough time to get inside.

>>48998291
>1. Direct your clones to lead him away- hopefully giving you enough time to get inside.
>>48998292
He's from the region where they grow, Anon. I would think he heard of them.

>>48998291
>2. Appeal to him with words- or try and cut a deal.
>Try to bride him while staying in character, and if that fails challenge him to a one on one and survive long enough until everyones inside then afterglow away

>>48998291
1. Direct your clones to lead him away- hopefully giving you enough time to get inside.
Have one use fire and the other lighting. Make it seem more legit.

>>48998291
>1. Direct your clones to lead him away- hopefully giving you enough time to get inside.

HEY, PSYCHO, LOOK OVER HERE.

>>48998310
weren't they hidden away at the bottom of an ancient, unexplored temple?

>>48998324

They were. Anon's just an idiot.

>>48998291
>1. Direct your clones to lead him away- hopefully giving you enough time to get inside.

Go team distraction!

Roll me some dice, boys.

1d100, first three.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>48998363

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>48998363

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>48998363
LOOK OVER THERE A SQUIRREL

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>48998363

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>48998363

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>48998363

Rolling

>>48998368
>>48998375
>>48998378
>>48998383

>at 1/2 power

>53

This be as good as 100.

I don't think this is going to work. Unless Gaara is a hyperactive murder chipmunk, which to be fair he is.

>>48998396
If you think of it that way, we just gave 106%! That's better than we did against Orochimaru!

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>>48998396

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>>48998396

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the dice conspire against us...

>>48998410
No its just other quests taking all the luck

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>>48998409

>>48998420
the bastards!

>>48998428
You can try listening to 80s music, its work for me

>>48998408
its a joke/lament anon.

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>>48998420
Or rolling that 100 last thread.

Might've done it.

After those rolls I feel like we need some good news

So here's some insider information

And you guys didn't hear this from me, but... Boruto Quest is coming back very soon. Mini's computer broke and he just got a new one.

Get ready for best girl Ai to come back

>>48998440
Wargle pls
If you keep throwing hilariously overpowered psychopaths at us, we're going to stumble eventually...

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>>48998442
That put a smile on my face anon Mari best girl

Ok, well my thought is kill gaara right here right now. Blue shift and decapitate him. And the other two if needs be.

End him in one blow, so anti climatic it's perfect

>>48998449
"Throwing" he says, like they weren't already here.

>>48998477
...what?

>>48998491
Cut sand nobs head off. Blue shift speed right by him sword swinging and remove his head from his torso

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Though you have no effective way of signaling them- they do have your mind- thus viewing this as the best chance you have- and immediately take off.

Sand immediately releases from the container on Gaara’s back, and takes off after your clones- the chakra returns to you very quickly after that.

He’s… no joke.

“There’s no blood….” Gaara says impassively as the sand recollects in his gourd.

“Clones.” Temari says with a smirk on her face.

“Trying to trick me is…. Unwise.” Gaara says, his face darkening.


Seems you’ve made him angry.

What would you like to do now?

1. Try to talk Gaara down/make a deal
2. Fight!

3. Do something else! (What?)

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>>48998468
>Mari

Anon, try to contain your shit taste, please.

Sarada is the only real choice

>>48998518
>3. Do something else! (What?)
>Run

Run.

>>48998522
>The daddiest of issues

>>48998514
We're probably a little tapped out on speed and there's good in universe reason to actively not kill Jinchuriki.

Specifically that tends to set the beast imprisoned within them free where ever they are.

>>48998518
>1. Try to talk Gaara down/make a deal
Remember we have a persona were trying to keep up in these exams anons

>>48998522
Salad is worst girl anon, Himiwari is a better choice

>>48998518
3. Do something else! (What?)
Fuck it, blue shift and go with such speed no one can respond, cut his head clean off. Clones distract the other two.

Hey its him or us

>>48998518
>3. Do something else! (What?)

Run like hell.

>>48998518
Talk no jutsu!

>>48998537
We don't know he is one too be fair

>>48998518
>3. Do something else! (Run)
"I'm sure we can talk this through like mature ad- Yoink!"

>>48998541
>>48998526
Did you not just see what happened if we run anons? He has enough sand to get all of us

>>48998518
Fasttalk glad hander no jutsu!
If that doesn't take slam him into all the things.

>>48998553
>implying we can negotiate with a psychopathic murderer and expect him to keep his word.

>>48998518
>1. Try to talk Gaara down/make a deal

"My clones have my cowardly mind, what can I say."

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>>48998518
>3. Do something else!
Why were we not already
RUNNING!!

>>48998538
Why are Hyuga girls the best?

>>48998553
Maybe... a genjutsu, then?
anything to get out of this without trying and failing to fight the murdermachine

Ok.. Ok... Combo move of doom.

Everyone fire every wind and fire Technique you have to create a godly inferno.

Then run while they recover

>>48998565

We don't know any.

>>48998563
Pft, perfect.
Until round 3.

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We failed because the clones took the shape of losers. ame ninja have low energy, no class. They need to stop sending their garbage here, they're not sending their best and brightest.

You ever see their city? rusted ugly oversized gutter. Not like the Hokage monument. Beautiful and classy with a terrific view. Just Terrific.

We should have the clones take the form of winners like Sasuke ,Lee, and that pink haired boy.

I blame the schools. Minato has been screwing up since he got the job. Suna has a 12 year old with a YUUUUUUGGGE kill score while a bunch of our best genin and Sai get beat up by a fifty year old drag queen. We need to give our child soldiers the best education they can get. We've been losing since ROOT was shut down (BIG mistake). We need to start winning again people. We need a new Hokage and we need make Konoha great again.

>>48998518
>1. Try to talk Gaara down/make a deal
Tsuki is GREAT negotiator. She'll make a terrific deal.

>>48998564
They aren't, hotblooded girls are the best. Mari just happens to be hyuuga

>>48998570
That sounds reasonable actually.

>>48998573
Holy fucking shit

>>48998518
you know, >>48998553 has a good point. let's try

>1. make a deal.

we're both important people from our village, there's no reason for us to hae to fight and possibly kill each other, neither nation would like it and it might spark a war if the kids of a head of state were killed by another kid of a head of state (Nori for our side, their entire team for theirs)

>>48998560
Its better then no chance at all which we just saw

>>48998570
Other way around. Fire first to lure him into blocking, then hit it with the extra fuel and concussive force.

>>48998588
Was it worth running the quest, Wargle?
Don't you see where you've lead us?

>>48998599
We failed a roll, fucktard. Tsuki had game against fucking Orochimaru until she literally ran out of stamina, Gaara's nothing but hot air.

>>48998588
Holy fucking shit bad or Holy fucking shit good?

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Ok, so "Making a Deal"

I'm fucking dead.

Roll me that diplocheck faggots.

1d100, first 3.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>48998641

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>48998641

Rolling

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>48998641

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>48998641

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>48998641
Don't forgot that bonus to diplo

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>48998641
dice pls

Guys, stop rolling too quickly.

>>48998654
too fucking late

>>48998659

Waiting to roll doesn't really make a difference.

those dreams are taking a toll on Tsuki's charisma

we're dead

the rabbits and the sky monsters chose wrong

we're dead because daddy kazekage don't know how to raise a baby superweapon to not get grumpy around naptime

Fuck.

>>48998659
Too late. It's the age-old curse of the clock-based RNG.

>>48998671
he might just cripple us

>>48998647
>>48998648
>>48998650
JESUS
Did we try to pay him off with coupons for 10% off on his next purchase of Norihime brand cigarillos?

>>48998663
It damn well looks like it makes a difference.

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>>48998680

Nah, not really.

It's a random number generator.

>>48998663
Actually, it does. As any oldfag would know the dice feature uses a pseudo-RNG based on the server time. Rolls within 30 seconds of each other tend to cluster, with simultaneous rolls usually producing the same result. Meaning that unless there's some time between the rolls the results aren't truly random.

>>48998647
>>48998648
>>48998650

ded.

we're fucked.

our only hope(s) is somebody interferes

>>48998696
Then explain the cluster of the 30s.

>>48998701
nah we aren't dead, Neji's curse mark might activate but that's hopefully it

>>48998704
Or we just fight him and win. He's not an invincible juggernaut, it's just not really a fight we want to be having right now based on metaknowledge.

Stellar would probably melt him into a corpse with a built-in display case.

>>48998675
If he does, we might get by with a night of brainstorming, a BOX OF SCRAPS, and come out of this with a sweet robo limb

>>48998713

I would really hope not to have that happen.

>>48998641

Stella points, boss? For reroll?