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Hōōmaru-sensei hands out tickets to each member of your team when you return from your visit to the Stone Monument. Looks like you'll be taking the train back to Konoha. You’re glad that you don’t have to go back through the Land of Fields or anywhere else in the World Congress, the downside is you'll be stuck on a train for days going between the Lands of Earth, Wind, and Fire though.

>A) Tell your team about the Tsuchikage

>B) Ask sensei about the package

>C) Head to your hotel room (skip to the next day)

>>48922928
>A) Tell your team about the Tsuchikage

>>48922928
>A) Tell your team about the Tsuchikage

>>48922928
>A

>>48922928
>A) Tell your team about the Tsuchikage

>>48922937
>>48923111
>>48923121
>>48923143
Fanboy-ing over the Tsuchikage. You may begin to speculate on her waifuability
>Writing

>>48922928
>A) Tell your team about the Tsuchikage

>>48923200
>Implying that we weren't already doing that

Come on, Country, you know us questfags.

>>48923200
BUT WE'RE ONLY 12. rebuild our clan with all waifus when?

>>48922937
>>48923111
>>48923121
>>48923143
You start to gush and rant to your teammates about your visit to Iwa's Stone Monument, and who you met there. Hakurin meets you with disbelief at the supposed absurdity of your story, while Jimmaru is hanging off every word, jealous that you got to meet the Tsuchikage, and all he did was waste money on room service. Sensei just gives you a knowing look before poking Jimmaru where he was wounded by the team on the bridge.

Jimmaru and Hakurin excuse themselves to their rooms, and you and sensei are heading towards each of yours. You could talk to her about something.

>A) Ask about the package

>B) Ask about what happened at Kanabi Bridge

>C) There's nothing you need to know

>D) Something else (What?)

>>48923405
>B) Ask about what happened at Kanabi Bridge

>>48923405
>A) Ask about the package

WHATS IN THE BOX?

>>48923405
>>B) Ask about what happened at Kanabi Bridge
An Uzumaki, Uchiha and whoever the last one was

>>48923405
>B

>>48923405
>>A) Ask about the package
>>B) Ask about what happened at Kanabi Bridge

>>48923405
>B
>>48923443
STOP IT, SENSEI!

>>48923450
Me here
>>48923459
Changing to this^
>>48923443

>>48923447
As far as you know, just some kid with a big sword.

>>48923427
>>48923447
>>48923463
Asking about Kannabi Bridge, writing.

>>48923463
ITS A BOX THOUGH DICE, WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO OPEN IT?

>>48923631
Before sensei goes off towards her room down the hall from yours, you decide that you want to know what happened at Kannabi Bridge. You tap sensei's shoulder to get her attention, and inquire about what happened at Kannabi Bridge. In her own, animated way, she begins. "Well!," she's spun on you and starts talking, "During the Third Shinobi World War, Kannabi Bridge was a vital part of Hidden Stone's supply line." it's at this point you realize that sensei is a dick and you weren't specific enough in your questioning.

Sensei continues on her history lesson, with you as a captive student, and she's talking too rapidly for you to interject, "Team Minato, led by newly-promoted jounin Kakashi Hatake, was given the mission of destroying it." She seems to skip a beat to think, "they eventually succeeded with the aid of the team's official leader, the future Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze."

She's smiling, she knows what you meant, but after finishing turns down the hallway and retreats to her room.

>A) Make as much noise as possible outside of sensei's room

>B) Just go to bed, you can ask her on the train

>>48923773
LISTEN, MAN, IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE FROM OPENING RANDOM BOXES TO STICKING YOUR DICK IN THE WRONG WAIFU!

>>48923900
>B) Just go to bed, you can ask her on the train

>>48923900
>>A) Make as much noise as possible outside of sensei's room

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>>48923900
>>B) Just go to bed, you can ask her on the train
Where my Nidaimeposters at?

>>48923900
>B)

Don't tempt Sensei's need to tease.

>>48923900
>B) Just go to bed, you can ask her on the train

Nah, Fuck that shit. We're spiking her with something or something.


>>48923929
It all makes sense now, Each waifu is a box to open. DICE, WE MUST GET THEM ALL.

>Sell all the signs
>A fucking tree
I will end you 4chan.

>>48923900
>A
Give up after a bit and
>B
Kids man

>>48923900
>B) Just go to bed, you can ask her on the train
Rest is needed.

>>48923900
>B) Just go to bed, you can ask her on the train

>>48923951
>>48923973
>>48923976
>>48924003
>>48924040
>>48924043
Not being a little bastard.
>Writing

>>48924003
NO, WE'RE NOT DOING THE MAGICAL HAREM REALM BULLSHIT! IF WE WANTED THAT, WE COULD JUST FUCK OFF TO FANFICTION!

>>48924154
But Dice, Our clan is dying. Would you let it die because morals? Clearly you want our clan to die off. I mean our sister sure as fuck ain't having kids, look what she does too us.

>>48924195
Listen, man, Naruto made two clans be reborn with the help of Hinata. We can certainly do at least one with just one girl aka best girl cute sensei.

GUYS I ASKED YOU. STOP THIS WAIFU SHIT FOR ONCE, PLEASE IM BEGING YOU STOP THIS SHIT

>>48924273
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS ON THE MISTER BONES WAIFU EXPRESS!

>>48924273
It's okay anon, no waifuing in my next quest, scout's honor.
>Writing

>>48924195
Alright Perv-san, I got this.
You ever think our sister might meet a guy she can be not high strung around?

If that happens we're golden.

Best possible option is playing snoop/matchmaker.
And finding a nice girl at some point to settle down with.
Failing that a severe hard-pressed bitch who has our back through thick and/or thin. Bonus points for trading off in fistfights.

Being ninjas though finding someone that falls in both categories shouldn't be impossible.

Might be the best option to split the difference really.

>>48924296
What about husbandoing?

>>48924240
But Naruto is was hailing from 2 clans already?

>>48924273
I'm honestly just passing the time. If you however have something else to talk about or point out. Go ahead and state it.

>>48924313
I wonder though if she could handle that, She's currently high string and also in the Anbu so would't she always be worried about her pasting coming back to bite her in the ass no matter what? Thus making it even harder for even US to play match maker?

>>48924341
Yes, and his family grew large enough to recreate both of them. We just need a girl to help us rebuild one clan.

>>48924313
>Hard-pressed
Flippin' autocorrect.
Hard line

Tl;dr: couples that work because of mutual respect and admiration for their differences a best.

>>48924341
I'm just really tired of every quest becoming waifu wars and tg instantly going for the first girl that shows intrest in us

>>48923951
>>48923973
>>48923976
>>48924003
>>48924040
>>48924043
You decide that you've had enough for today, it's been a rough day after all. Well a long one, yesterday was a rough day. You're glad that you were able to make it through a day without being stabbed. You reflect on the day and curse yourself for not giving out the jewels to your teammates as team charms. You take a moment to check out the fancy rocks before going to bed, they're light blue and roughly hexagonal. You imagine they aren't worth much, but they are kind of pretty. Eventually, you drift off to sleep.

What will you do today? It's your last day in Iwa, your train leaves tomorrow morning.

>Write-in

>>48924443
Jack off, then go wander around the village

>>48924443
Shop for gifts for your family

>>48924379
He had 2 fucking kids, How is that growing large? You need like 8 kids.

>>48924435
Anon, Its a joke chill. Start worrying when the one fucking random who shows up ever now and again with his bullshit appears.

>>48924443

>Gifts for family
>A.. team picture? unless we're on like an A ranked or S ranked mission.

>>48924443
>Team building via bribery
Let's get that local cuisine guys.

>>48924443
>Go take a selfie outside the Tsuchikage memorial

>>48924443
Shop for tools find someone to train with you if our sister can than great if not oh well we can find someone else

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>>48924494
You took your team picture already. It looks like pic related and you're Kakashi.
>>48924504
You mean Stone Monument?
>>48924518
You're in Iwa, your sister is elsewhere.

>>48924443
>>48924501
Lets do this along with trying to figure out how they cook their food here.
>>48924538
God, I keep forgetting how salty Kakashi looks in that picture.

>>48924538
Yeah that.

>>48924273
Just because you asked, _no

>>48924538
Guess I came down with a case is autismos

>>48924538
Your telling me we can't get team pictures everywhere we go? Aw.

>>48924631
We gonna slap dem asses?

>>48924654
You could try.

>>48924654
We'll get one at dinner, don't worry, Sensei!

>>48924501
>>48924582
>>48924494
You decide that you want to sample Iwa's cuisine, you are the son of the magnificent Ki Nijiiroh, (in)famous for her cooking prowess throughout the food world! You want to try one of the more upscale places serving brunch, but realize that you had to travel light on this mission so as to avoid suspicion.

Resigning yourself, you decide to aim for a lower-quality establishment, because genuine food tends to be either in the most or least expensive place you look. After lunch, you meet up with your team for a team photo in front of the Stone Monument.

>How do you pose? (Write in)

I might be a few minutes, have to get late food

>>48924883
>Loosen up a bit

Stop disappointing Sensei, everyone.

>>48924883
>smile for sensei

>>48924883
>With a smile on our face, We survived after all.

>>48924916
Literally the best response.

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>>48924883
>fabulously
There's only one way to pose infront of an ancient stone monument

>>48925206
If only we had buns of stones like that...

>>48924916
This

You're smiling for sensei, got it.
>Writing, then I have to go pick something up

>>48924916
>>48924926
>>48925267
You decide to smile, for sensei's sake and your own, because you all survived Kannabi Bridge, dammit. She gets a passerby to photograph the four of you. When you get a look at the picture, Hōōmaru-sensei, Jimmaru, and yourself smiling gleefully at the camera, sensei's even giving double victory signs. Hakurin looks totally zoned out and tired, you suppose that's because she's having trouble sleeping after being hit so hard, luckily she's not concussed.

After the picture, sensei takes you all out to dinner at a more middling restaurant, which is fine, the food is good, and it feels authentic. You wonder if your mother would be able to get enough staff to start a restaurant in Iwa. The next morning, it's all aboard the Godaikoku Express, to head home via The Land of Wind.

>A) Go right to the train

>B) Go with your team

>C) Go to the train and explore, you can meet your team on there

>D) Something else

>>48925438
>B)

ALL TOGETHER NOW!

>>48925438
>C) Go to the train and explore, you can meet your team on there

>>48925438
>>C) Go to the train and explore, you can meet your team on there

>>48925438
>C) Go to the train and explore, you can meet your team on there

Jesus Get hit so fucking hard you can't sleep. How does that work?

>>48925438
>C) Go to the train and explore, you can meet your team on there

>>48925526
Because Country wants to bully Hakurin for not being best Hyuuga.

>>48925526
Because she's having persistent headaches. Ever been hit by the spine of a book? Think of that but to the side of the head.

>>48925628
And also a heavy metal sword.

>>48925628
>>48925644
I've been hit by a Cement block used in construction to the back of the head, Slept like a baby for 5 hours but no other signs of damage. Also focus on driving you fuck. Is she just that weak? Whelp, Scratch her from the blood pool.

>>48925678
Unlike you, she isn't a hulkish mongoloid.

>>48925695
generations of Farming and stone masonry will do that to a blood-line. Tfw still waiting on money for being an irish slave

>>48925695
Woulda thought Japan would have better eugenically forged child soldiers

>>48925735
Peacetime and literal millenia of inbreeding will do that to you.

>>48925678
>>48925695
>>48925721
Excuse me, but I believe it's because of Jiraiya STANDING PROUD AND SWOLED that he's able to resist the cement blocks to the head.
>>48925735
They're not Danzo, Nidaime, Orochimaru, or Kabuto, man.

>>48925758
Would the clans really let there kids be sissys just because its 'peace' time?

>>48925786
Nope, Just my build. but getting HUGE because of the other quest. Next step, Enjoying /fit/

>Writing

>>48925829
>Enjoying /fit/
>implying there's anything enjoyable about /fit/ outside of knowing you're SWOLED

>>48925482
>>48925506
>>48925526
>>48925527
You decide that you can meet the others on the train, and therefore board when you feel like it. You make your way around exploring the impressive vehicle, wondering how the hell Hōōmaru-sensei keeps paying for such extravagant accommodations. On your way through the dining car you pass a couple not much older than you. The boy's red hair, and the girls black-and-red attire seem awfully familiar. You only realize that you recognize them halfway through the next car.

>A) Go after them

>B) Keep exploring the train

>C) Tell sensei right away

>D) Something else

>>48926042
>>C) Tell sensei right away

>>48926042
>C) Tell sensei right away

Pretty sure that's important to let her know.

>>48926042
>C) Tell sensei right away

>>48926042
>A) Go after them

>>48926042
>C) Tell sensei right away

>>48926042
>C) Tell sensei right away

>>48926042
>C)

WE CALL SHENANIGANS!

>>48926042
>C
>Not!Moooom! The Uzumakis are back!

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>>48926062
>>48926071
>>48926112
>>48926115
>>48926199
>>48926206
You decide that this is important, you have to tell sensei right away. Despite the change in clothes and hairstyles you know that they were two of the team that attacked you on the bridge. Knowing sensei, she's still unpacking, so you rush towards the sleeper car that your team is shacked up in. Luckily, that's the same way you were headed, and you rush there without worrying that you'll run into them again.

On your way there, you bump into someone and get knocked down. Looking up, you see what must be a rather tall chunin or jounin from Kumo, considering his complexion, and his flak jacket. He looks down at you, regarding you through his goggle-style smoked glasses, before offering you a hand up. "What's the rush little man?" he asks as you lift yourself from the floor with his help. You explain that you were going to tell your sensei about something, blowing any pretense that you were a civilian. When he asks what's wrong, you avoid the question, and seeming to understand, he drops the line of questioning. "I'm L, by the way," he offers you a fist to bump, and you comply, introducing yourself as Kuro. You ask if he's seen a girl with blue hair and eyes, and he points you in the direction you were heading.

You thank him and continue on your way, when you reach sensei, you have to make sense of your words.

>Write in

>>48926367
>L what?

>>48926390
People in Kumo have letters for names.

>>48926367
Just tell her that team we got wrecked by is on the train, not much else to it

>>48926367
"Sensei, two of those genins we fought are on the train with us! The Uzumaki and the Uchiha!"

>>48926423
I can definitely tell you what our Kumo name would be with how much we try to waifu. :^|

>>48926367
>Sensei! Two of em! Again! Here! Porpoise unknown!

>>48926423
>"El what"
Come on, now. Standard procedure linguistics joke.

Is Kuro retarded? We just told a ninja from another village were in disguise. He's probably the other teams sensei

>>48926545
You were in a hurry. Besides, it's pretty obvious that team isn't from Kumo. Only one of them is blond and the other two aren't even black.

>>48926545
Aw fuck, that makes sense too. If anyone would have an Uzumaki and an Uchiha it'd be Kumo, the third guy even had a sword!

>>48926367
>sensei, THEY RETURN. WE MUST DO HONURABLE BATTLE ON THE TRAIN.

However what ACTUALLY comes out.
>Them, Here, over, the two bridge!

>>48926432
>>48926446
>>48926477
>>48926589
>Mom! I mean sensei, bad team from bridge is the train!
>>Writing

>>48926432
>>48926446
>>48926477
>>48926589
When you get to sensei you're kind of winded, somewhat from the sprinting, but mostly from the surprise and the fact that you may have blown yout means cover to the other team's sensei. Or the fact that there are potentially more than three genin teams on this train right now. You almost knock Hōōmaru-sensei over, and have to catch yourself on the wall to stop your momentum. "Mo- I mean Hōōmaru-sensei!" you're already off to a bad start, "the team from the kana-boom is on the train and they bridge fight with sharingans and swirling!"

Hōōmaru-sensei stares at you for what feels like hours, trying to make sense of what the hell just came out of your mouth. Then she assures you that they won't start a fight on the train, giving you a thumbs up and her word. This calms you down enough for you to ask if their sensei was a tall man with glasses, and if they're from Kumo. She answers in the negative, and explains that there must be a team from Kumo on the train as well, Iwa's apparently been pretty popular for delivery missions lately, so this train had a discount for genin teams. That explains a lot.

>A) So what village are they from?

>B) Who else is on the Kumo team?

>C) Who's their sensei?

>D) Thanks, that's all I needed

>E) Something else

>>48926863
>C
Anybody I'd know?
Fer reasons?
What the hell happened on the bridge!?

>>48926863
>A)
>B)
>C)

My curiosity is too strong.

>>48926863
>>A) So what village are they from?

>>48926863
>A/B/C, aka everything we can find out about them

>>48926916
>>48926946
Probably go A/B/C
Be back in a few minutes, bathroom break.
>For all intents and purposes, writing

>>48926863

>A) So what village are they from?

>B) Who else is on the Kumo team?

>C) Who's their sensei?
I want it all

>>48927023
>I want it all
Stop quoting future dialogue by sensei once she sees how swole we can get after a time skip.

>>48927023
>>48926946
>>48926916
You decide that you want to know as much as you can about the other genin teams on the train, for both caution's sake, and because information is always important for a ninja. "Hōōmaru-sensei, what village is the team from the bridge from?" You ask her.

She hesitantly tells you "They're from the Hidden Mist, and that they're under one Tonakai Shikichi, you would know him if you saw him." You ask what she means, if you would know him or if he's just distinct. She replies that the latter is true, he's an older man, and quite tall.

"And who are they?" you ask her, wanting to get to the bottom of this bizarre situation, wondering how rare it is, and how good it would look as some kind of literature.

"Jensho Uzumaki is the redhead, the girl is Kaya Uchiha, and the other is Tenburo Okanumi," she tells you, but when you push the issue she responds that she doesn't know, as genin's exploits don't tend to be well-known. You ask her about the Kumo team after that, and she tells you that L's team consists of a blond girl, blond boy, and a dark-skinned boy. All she knows about their names is that "One's name is a letter, and the other two are 'Scared' and 'Sleepy' or something" You thank your sensei for the information, and go back into the hall.

>A) Go find Jimmaru and/or Hakurin

>B) Go looking for Tonakai

>C) Go looking for L

>D) Go looking for the Kumo team

>E) Go looking for the Kiri team

>F) Something else

>>48927412
>>A) Go find Jimmaru and/or Hakurin

>>48927412
>D) Go looking for the Kumo team

>>48927412
>>D) Go looking for the Kumo team

>>48927460
>>48927512
Time to find another genin team.
Roll me some 1d20's!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>48927602
Rolling for cute blond girl

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>48927602
nice trip

>>48927602
Nevermind the forgotten trip.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>48927602
Best Hyuuga's blessing be had

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48927602
>>48927624
Thake these dice rolls, its deadly without them.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>48927652
Have you considered not?>>48927602

>>48927652
Everyone thank Jiraiya for the crit fail, you fell off the train and died. Quest over.

>>48927622
You found them, fourstar rolls successfully for once.
>Writing

>>48927652
>Thanks Perv-san.
>Inb4 we wind up stuck in a room with the Uzumaki and Uchiha while looking for the Kumo
>It's awkward for everyone

>>48927682
Your welcome, Your welcome. I'll be Crit failing all week through out the many quests.

>>48927753
>So.. kids wanna play a game?
>What are you weird?
>aw..

>>48927749
I can actually roll well in this quest though

>>48927749
You decide to go looking for the team from Hidden Cloud, figuring from your interaction with his sensei that they're probably nicer than the team from Hidden Mist. It takes a bit of looking, but you manage to find three ninja matching the descriptions sensei gave you in the dining car. You know that they're ninja because they're wearing their headbands, and the civilians seem to be giving them a wide berth.

When you get closer you realize that it's not because they're ninja or acting dangerously, but because they're pretty bizarre. The dark-skinned boy in the middle seems to be rapping through a mouthful of octopus sushi, the girl next to him frantically cleaning up his mess, and the boy flanking his other side sleeping face down on a plate.

>A) Approach them cautiously

>B) Approach them acting friendly

>C) Leave, this is too wierd (then what do you do?)

>D) Something else

>>48927938
>>B) Approach them acting friendly

>>48927938
>B
Networking!

>>48927938
>>D) Something else
Attempt to out rhyme the octopus guy

>>48927953
Changing to this
>>48927967

>>48927938
Voting this >>48927967

whatcouldgowrong.jpg

>>48927967
Kek, supporting. Can't wait to roll for rapping

>>48927967
>>48928027
>>48928053
>1
>1
>1
>1
>1
>you bite your tongue off and spray blood all over them

>>48927967
>>48927987
>>48928027
>>48928053
Roll me 1d100, DC 88

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>48928103

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>48928103

>>48928103
Son of a whore, my fucking trip.
First four by the way.

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>48928103
HUGE
>wb critc fail

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>48928103

Darn, at least we made the attempt.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>48928103
Oda bless my dice

>>48928174
OH FUCK ME WHY

>>48928174
anon.....

>>48928161
>>48928131
>>48928113
>>48928109
No critical fail, but you aren't very fly for a white guy.
>>48928174
>I almost said first five
You didn't rob me of my anon's first failure, Keku!

>>48928174
SON OF A FUCKING BITCH ANON.

>>48928174
What a waste.

>>48928174
;_;
pls country...

>>48928174
Dear god. So close and yet so far...
A moment of silence for Kuro, the Dark-Black Demon-God of Rap. He will be missed.

>>48928131
>>48928161
>>48928109
>>48928113
You decide to approach them in a way that they'll understand. Rapping. You make up something on the spot about how great you are and the blackness inside you- or something, what comes out makes you sound like a massive douche. The kid eating sushi actually leaves the bar and makes his way back towards the sleeper cars. The look on his face makes it seem like you just murdered his childhood pet by smashing his parents' gravestone on it. The girl who was beside him didn't seem to notice, thankfully. But the boy who was seeming asleep is laughing so hard that you're sure Hokage Mountain can hear him.

You get up on a bar stool a little ways down from them, rubbing the back of your head and sheepishly ask the bartender for a soda. He gives it to you with a look of great pity. Unexpectedly, the sleeping boy comes up, sits down next to you, pays for your drink, and claps you on the back. "Good job man, driving V away with that godawful rap, nice thinking."

>A) Play along (30)

>B) Tell the truth

>C) Something else

>>48928318
>>A) Play along (30)

>>48928318
>A) Play along (30)

WHATCOULDGOWRONG.JPG

>>48928318
>>A) Play along (30)

>>48928318
>A) Play along (30)
Time to roll some more ones.

>>48928331
>>48928333
>>48928343
>>48928351
Roll for bluff

>>48928318
>A
Networking!

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>48928454

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>48928454
Time for one more 100

>>48928454
1d100, Jesus, I think I'm having a stroke.

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>48928454

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>48928318
Go!

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>48928454
GG

>>48928457
>>48928462
>>48928467
Good jahb!
>>48928470
For shame.
>Writing

>>48928474
>>48928467
>>48928462
>>48928457
You play along with this friendly blond boy's unintentional bluff. He drags over the girl, and introduces himself as Nemui, and her as Chuui. Each extends their fists for bumps, and you bump them both with each of your hands. You ask Nemui why he was so overjoyed about you stopping his teammate, and he tells you that he's not a huge fan of rap, especially rap he has to listen to on every mission. You notice that Chuui is rubbing her hands together, sanitizing them you think.

>A) Ask Nemui more about his team

>B) Ask Chuui why she's doing that

>C) Something else

>>48928579
>A) Ask Nemui more about his team

>>48928579
>A) Ask Nemui more about his team

>>48928579
>>B) Ask Chuui why she's doing that

>>48928579

FILTHY LEAF PIGGU GO HOME

>>48928579
>A
>B (in a friendly teasing way) shooting for medicalnin?

>>48928579
>C) Something else
"So you're sanitizing your hands *after* fistbumping? Jeez, the rap wasn't that bad."

>>48928607
Don't go full Rasa man, he was the worst generation of the worst line of Kage.

>>48928607
Fuck man, we're trying.
We're already on the first bus out of town.

>>48928587
>>48928594
>>48928597
>>48928609
Asking both of them both questions.
>Writing

>>48928587
>>48928594
>>48928597
>>48928609
You decide that you want to know more about Nemui's team, but first you do have some questions for Chuui. You ask the girl why she's sanitizing her hands after the fist-bump, and if she wants to become a medical ninja. She responds by saying that one can never be too careful with germs, and that she wouldn't be a medical ninja, they're always targeted first and almost never fight as well as their teammates. You decide that her answers make sense, considering people from Kumo tend to have traits that follow their names.

You ask Nemui about V and L, and his team overall. He answers that they were delivering some kind of box to Iwa, this is only their third mission out of the village, and they've been genin for about six months and intend to participate in the upcoming exams in Konoha. You tell him that this is only your first mission out of the village, and you haven't been a genin for that long. Eventually, Chuui pulls him away, saying something about having to meet the rest of their team. You're pretty glad you met them, and hope to run into them again.

>A) Go find Jimmaru and/or Hakurin

>B) Go find Hōōmaru

>C) Go looking for Tonakai

>D) Go looking for L

>E) Go looking for V

>F) Go looking for the Kiri team

>G) Something else

>>48928932
>>C) Go looking for Tonakai
But not 'specifically'

>>48928932
>>A) Go find Jimmaru and/or Hakurin

>>48928932
>C) Go looking for Tonakai

>>48928958
>>48928981
Your wish is my command, but could I ask for what purpose?

>>48929003
Reasons beyond my comprehension.
That and it seems like a good idea to see what our sensei was talking about

>>48929003
Why not? We're on this train for a fucking while.

>>48928958
>>48928981
>>48929037
>>48929083
Roll me some 1d20's to find him

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>48929088

>>48929003

"I didn't mean to make so many waves last time, and I'm hoping there won't be any splashback over the incident. It's just a single drop in the bucket of misunderstandings I've been having lately, and I'm hoping the sun will come out from all this rain. Let's not make an ocean out of a puddle as I'm hoping to water the seeds for a healthy bond between kiri and konoha!"

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>48929088

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>48929088

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>48929088

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>48929088

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>>48929091
I laughed at this and I hate myself for it, supporting the dialogue

>>48929094
>>48929103
Well, you found him, and this >>48929091 is your dialog.
>Writing

>>48929153
It doesn't take long to find the man matching Hōōmaru-sensei's description, at first you weren't sure, but observing his demeanor, you were sure he was who you were looking for. An old-fashioned Mist Hardliner, great. Going up to him, you introduce yourself, and bowing your head, explain that "My team didn't mean to make so many waves last time, and I'm hoping there won't be any splashback over the incident. It's just a single drop in the bucket of misunderstandings I've been having lately, and I'm hoping the sun will come out from all this rain. Let's not make an ocean out of a puddle as I'm hoping to water the seeds for a healthy bond between Kiri and Konoha!" in the most respectful voice you can muster.

You really hope that your apology got through to him.

>Quickly! Roll your 1d100's! First two only! DC 85!

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>48929203
d

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>48929203

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>48929203
come on we can do it

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>48929203

We went up to bat, and decided to punt!

>>48929216
>>48929224
The good news is that you didn't critfail because of the 75 roll. The bad new is well...
>Writing

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>>48929216
>>48929224
The older jounin's eyes narrow at you, and you get the feeling that something bad is imminent. "Your sensei and I dealt with this on our own, so what's this?" You think back to when you decided to dive into an obvious trap when testing against sensei, and realize that you've had some bad luck recently. This is no different. "I don't blame your sensei for your sick sense of humor, but I don't appreciate or condone it." You really regret not talking this out in a populated car when you feel a fist connect with your nose, and the floor of the train connect with the back of your head.

You wake up maybe five minutes later, you weren't out too long, but your nose is really stinging. You remember reading that the Hidden Mist used to be full of complete assholes. You think to yourself some worrying historical trends are reemerging, which is by no means a good thing. Cursing yourself, you stand, and think about what to do next.

>A) Go find Jimmaru and/or Hakurin

>B) Go find Hōōmaru

>C) Go looking for L

>D) Go looking for V

>E) Go looking for the Kiri team

>F) Something else

>>48929321
>>B) Go find Hōōmaru
Now all we need is to meet a team from Suna and we're done

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>>48929091
>>48929118
Neither of you get to have an opinion again. About anything. Ever.

>>48929334
The only ninja you've met from Iwa was the Tsuchikage if you mean genin teams. If not, then this is true.

>>48929321
>A
Team!

>>48929334
So far we're two-for-two insulting foreign ninja to their faces. We're going to develop a reputation.

>>48929321
>A) Go find Jimmaru and/or Hakurin

>>48929364
We got fucked again? God damn it

>>48929321

Cook the kiri sensei a meal as apology plan B! He is clearly best waifu and we need to clear this up.

The main flavoring? Sea SALT

>>48929375
Two for two? Who's the other one? You did fine with L and the Tsuchikage.
>>48929366
>>48929375
Power of friendship.
>Writing

>>48929424

Blackness inside though...

>>48929424
We basically mocked V so hard he left the room in disgust.

>>48929424
And by writing, I mean gimme some 1d20's to find those teammates of yours, first three count.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>48929467

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>48929467

Friendship!

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>>48929476
Great job!
>Writing

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>48929467

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>48929467

>>48929476
You decide to go back to your teammates, after all, you're one for three on foreign relations today. You find them in short order, they're only two cars away after all. You find them in one of the passenger cars, one with seats facing each other next to a window with a table in between. You greet your teammates and find them in a seemingly friendly, animated discussion with one of the Mist genin, the boy with the sword, Tenburo.

>A) Uh, what the hell?

>B) Can I talk to you guys alone for a minute? (What say?)

>C) Ask what's happening

>D) Get angry at him

>E) Just leave, find sensei, she'll make sense of things maybe

>F) Something else

>>48929590
>C) Ask what's happening

>>48929590
>Hey what's up guys?
Be cool.

>>48929590
>E) Just leave, find sensei, she'll make sense of things maybe

FUCK IT, MORE DICE ROLLS. HOW BADLY CAN WE KEEP FUCKING UP

You know, I'm coming to see Kuro like Minato. Amazing in combat, but he often fails in social situations.

>>48929651
So far that seems to be the case, and the people that matter are able to look past his social ineptitude

>>48929623
>>48929633

I think you mean.

> "Water you guys doing?!"

>>48929590
>>C) Ask what's happening

>>48929651
Hey Minato atleast got the girl right?

>>48929659
No.

>>48929679
By that logic, who's your Kushina?
>>48929623
>>48929633
>>48929676
>>48929659
Ask what's going on wins.
>Writing

>>48929682
>>48929659
>Yo my ninjas what's hizz-appn'en up in her'?

>>48929711
We haven't found her yet, but hopefully we will and she'll have the best god damn blood line on this planet.

>>48929715
>Overly Aggresive raping sounds

>>48929732
But anon, WE have the best bloodline.
This can only mean one thing.

>>48929738

Sexy no justu'd shadowclones!

>>48929738
We bud? I mean okay but I wasn't aware that was an ability.

>>48929751
>>48929756
>>48929738
Obviously I meant incest! You guys and your crazy impractical schemes. Budding, hah! Please ground your expectations in reality.

>>48929772
Nein.
No.
Nyet.
No.

>>48929772
Anon I think Budding is actually the easier option trying to bang our sister. Our Mother as well I do believe is too old for children, So our best bet is either Budding or finding our Kushina.

>>48929772

Are you suggesting that it's time to move on to baking so mom can show us how to properly put a bun in the oven?

>>48929815
Ara Ara

>>48929772
>>48929803
>>48929812
She's the waifu that Kuro deserves, but not the one he needs right now... and so we'll reject her... because she can take it... because she's not popular... she's a introverted guardian, a creepy stalker... the Dark Waifu

>>48929836
It is too fucking late to be dealing with you're level of bullshit anon. We'll find the proper one in time, Our char is a guy, we could wait until we're 90 and still have a kid.

>>48929843

Why be trying to have kids when you're 90 when you could be trying to have kids with the kids of your kids?

>>48929868
>>A) Sit in the outermost seat next to Jimmaru and Hakurin

>>48929868

>B) Sit in the middle seat next to Tenburo, across from Jimmaru

So we're 3/2?

>>48929711
"Uh, hey guys," you greet your team tentatively, entirely unsure of what's going on, and casting a glance at the foreign shinobi seated with your team, "what's up?" He doesn't seem to be holding them hostage, or vice-versa. In fact, it almost seems like they've been sitting together and having a normal conversation. All three are in civilian clothes, and no one has any weapons or even their forehead protectors. It's really an odd situation and you can't make heads or tails of it.

"Oh, hi Kuro!" Hakurin greets you, head not bandaged for the first time in days and appearing more cheerful than she does normally, "this is Tenburo, from the Mist, we ran into each other on the train, and he apologized for what happened on Kannabi Bridge." She's gushing and seems overly enthused about this. For once, Jimmaru is the levelheaded one, he even calmly explains that 'Hakurin's new friend' knows some medical ninjutsu, which did help the two of them.

To his credit, the foreign ninja lets your friends explain everything before apologizing for any trouble his team caused yours in the past, and even helps staunch your nosebleed. You accept his apology, and say that you understand he was just backing up his team on Kannabi Bridge. You decide to sit with them for a bit, maybe you'll even have dinner together, they deliver to this car.

However, you see Tenburo's teammates approaching.

>A) Sit in the outermost seat next to Jimmaru and Hakurin

>B) Sit in the middle seat next to Tenburo, across from Jimmaru

>>48929881
>B) Sit in the middle seat next to Tenburo, across from Jimmaru

>>48929881
>A) Sit in the outermost seat next to Jimmaru and Hakurin

>>48929881
>A

>>48929881
>A) Sit in the outermost seat next to Jimmaru and Hakurin

>>48929881

>B) Sit in the middle seat next to Tenburo, across from Jimmaru

If you were't posting elsewhere, You could keep your trip on Country. Lol.

>>48929836
speaking of, wasnt there an introverted girl in our class? we talked to her in the first thread

>>48929881
>B) Sit in the middle seat next to Tenburo, across from Jimmaru>>

>>48929915
We did.
Hasn't been around though.
We could always pester her once we get home.

>>48929915
That was Ryuko, more a deliquent than a shy girl. An Introlinquent?

>>48929915
Yeah the ryuuko expy, we're busy doing stuff on our own first.

>>48929915
Mission first anon, dick second. Trust me on that.

>>48929911
I don't even remember posting without my trip between my last post and that one. Then again, this is the first time I've finished by QMing drink while running the thread so I may be a bit off.
>>48929915
>>48929941
Yes, but she only looks like a delinquent, totally not an expy.
>>48929943
And yet no one noticed the other KLK expy, good
>>48929955
Jiraiya would have died happier if he wet his beak before fighting Pain.

>>48929962
Wasn't worth mentioning desu

>>48929962
Are you honestly gonna tell me Jiraiya didn't have abunch of Bastards running around with how much of a playboy he was? Though he never banged the one he wanted too..Slug-Queen.

I'll assume direct control of us when its time for tender hand holding. Trust me.

>>48929886
>>48929893
>>48929894
>>48929906
>>48929911
>>48929936
Break the tie, and wipe away the debt. I'm rolling for it.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>48930021

>>48930022
Socially fucking awkward Minato is ago.

Also night Quest and QM. I'm dying for the night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhE3sGA5so0 ENJOY RANDOM.

>>48930022
So you're sitting next to your teammates, which is a shame, because splitting up their team would have been more fun.

>>48929962

> And yet no one noticed the other KLK expy, good.

Black hair blue eyes from the catfight when we learned water bullet is Satsuki.

Step it up Country.

>>48930022
You decide to sit down next to Jimmaru, not wanting to come off as a bad guy to Tonakai's team as well as the jounin instructor himself. You'd like to have at least a 75% approval rating with the Hidden Mist like you do with the Hidden Cloud. After a short walk, Tenburo's teammates come to sit down with him. Sitting down with you, you see the girl roll her eyes and the redhead sneer. Well, looks like they won't be as nice as their teammate.

>A) Greet them nicely

>B) Greet them neutrally

>C) Greet them coldly

>D) Something else

>>48930104
>>B) Greet them neutrally

>>48930065
You had to look in the archive for that.

>>48930111

It's only cheating if you get caught. ;_;

>>48930104
>A) Greet them nicely
Acting similar to Minato works for me, and I think it fits Kuro's character. At least Kuro isn't a flaky looking bastard.

>>48930104
>A) Greet them nicely
Ice to meet you

>>48930104
>Greet them nicely

>>48930145

It's all water under the bridge, right?

>Live in Boston
>Emergency broadcast thing comes on
>Tornado warning
What the fuck?

>>48930169
So if I stop posting suddenly, blame the Jews for tulpa'ing global warming into existence.

>>48930180
/pol/'s always right. But on a more serious note. Be safe

>>48930138
>>48930145
>>48930147
Greeting them nicely.
>Writing

>>48930153
Stop that

>>48930153
Honestly i meant nice. But my phone decided a pun is better.

>>48930204
Thanks senpai, I don't think it'll be in my county though. Still pretty stormy out.
>Writing for realsies <3

>>48930153
We mist out on a proper fintroduction, but I'm shore we can put that behind us.

>>48930206
You decide that honey attracts more flies than vinegar after all, and greet the two Mist ninja nicely. The Uchiha replies in kind, though quietly, and the Uzumaki greets you in a cold way. Tenburo actually comes to your defense, trying to get his teammates greet you more nicely. Despite his efforts, you get no more than the initial cold shoulders, though you're fine with that. The dinner of braised fish and leeks comes to your table pretty quickly, thereby stopping keeping the awkward silence pretty short. Hakurin and Tenburo seem to strike up a conversation, though you, Jimmaru, Kaya, and Jensho all remain largely silent.

>A) Join in on Hakurin and Tenburo's conversation

>B) Try to break the silence with Jensho (sat across from Jimmaru) How?

>C) Try to break the silence with Kaya (sat across from you) How?

>D) Stay in silence

>E) Something else

>>48930309
Which of these names belongs to the Uzumaki? Because whichever it is can fuck off, at least the Uchiha has SOME manners. And that's a start.

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>>48930309
>C) Try to break the silence with Kaya (sat across from you) How?
>So is the attitude just an uchiha thing or am I just really unlikeable

>>48930338
It's Kaya Uchiha and Jensho Uzumaki. You fought Jensho on the bridge.

>>48930363
"fought"

>>48930309
>say something
> so...that was a pretty good meal. What do you two think?

>>48930363
How much of that fight was a genjutsu anyway?

>>48930386
Everything after you saw the red flash. Everything before the three-on-three was real.

>>48930309

> A) Join in on waifu and potential waifu stealer's conversation.

>>48930309
Okay you guys have two minutes or I start in on the puns.
>Conversation
Met your sensei, seems decent enough if a bit stiff.
Might just be my impression from long term exposure to Ho-ohmaru sensei though.

She's a bit contagious I think.

So, uh, what would you like to do? Hopes? Dreams? I mean every ninja has somewhere they'd like to get to or something they'd like to get out of it right?

(If you need a break for safety, just be safe Country)

>>48930410
I want this instead, puns are great

>>48930396
So we did kick his ass?

>>48930309
>C) Try to break the silence with Kaya (sat across from you)
"Your genjutsu work was impressive. No hard feelings."

"This... IS fish I'm eating, right?"

>>48930309
>C) Try to break the silence with Kaya (sat across from you)
>you know you're a real knockout
>come on, say something, you're really hamstringing the mood

>>48930410
>Kuro begins to weaponize puns.

>>48930410
>>48930422
So do people want this? Because I like this. Alternatively this >>48930442

So

>A) Okay you guys have two minutes or I start in on the puns.
>Conversation
Met your sensei, seems decent enough if a bit stiff.
Might just be my impression from long term exposure to Ho-ohmaru sensei though.

She's a bit contagious I think.

So, uh, what would you like to do? Hopes? Dreams? I mean every ninja has somewhere they'd like to get to or something they'd like to get out of it right?

>B) "Your genjutsu work was impressive. No hard feelings. This... IS fish I'm eating, right?"
"You know you're a real knockout come on, say something, you're really hamstringing the mood"

>>48930442
>hamstringing the mood
That... doesn't even make sense, anon. Try again.

>>48930494
>A
I vote for me.

>>48930494
>"Your genjutsu work was impressive. No hard feelings. This... IS fish I'm eating, right?"
And if that doesn't work,
>"Okay you guys have two minutes or I start in on the puns."

>>48930494
>>B) "Your genjutsu work was impressive. No hard feelings. This... IS fish I'm eating, right?"
>"You know you're a real knockout come on, say something, you're really ankling the mood"

I keep trying to figure out how to work in impalement into a sentence and it just doesn't want to fit.

>>48930494
>B

>>48930577
No one got impaled. They stabbed Jimmaru, but that's about it.

>>48930554
>ankling the mood
Somehow that's even worse.

>>48930581
>>48930554
>B wins, I think.
>Writing, but I'm pretty fucking tired, might do a few more posts and continue (relatively) early tomorrow

>>48930577
>>48930586

"Hey Kaya, if you have any tips for awakening a sharingan, I think Jimmaru would really appreciate if you'd run it through him!"

>>48930442
>>48930309
>C) Try to break the silence with Kaya (sat across from you
Sorry I didn't introduce myself last time, I got lost in your eyes. Seriously, you're a real knockout. I apologize, but girls are my achille's heel, and I'm crippled by your beauty.

>>48930657
Thats the one
changing from this >>48930554

If all these puns aren't the same guy, I might just make like Hanzo.

>>48930657

Perfection.