In the words of my forefathers

Nigga we dead

You're dead.

At least, you think you are. The last thing you remember was Goku's Kamehameha Wave burning you alive, and everything going dark. And now, with your vision returned, you seem to be in some strange place above the clouds.

Standing on a long, winding path, you spot golden clouds all around, stretching as far as the eye can see. Ahead of you is a seemingly endless line of what appears to be tiny, white clouds with tails, sort of like the Nimbus, but smaller.

The strangest thing about them is that some of them appear to be talking to one another, discussing where they're going to add up. You hear mentions of Heaven and Hell, so this must be the afterlife.

Or, you're having a very weird dream.

A blue-skinned, horned man in a white, button-up shirt stands on a platform, shouting into a megaphone at you and the assembled clouds.

"Let's keep moving, people!" he instructs. "The faster you move, the faster you can get sent to your final destination. Remember, single file, no cutting! Cutting in line will be noted on your record and may influence your final destination!"

The line seems to be moving at a pretty rapid pace, and you find yourself having to jog to keep up.

>A. Ask the cloud in front of you what this place is

>B. Just follow the line

>>48921949
>B. Just follow the line

>>48921949
>B.

R.I.P Tofoo

>>48921949
>B. Just follow the line

Are we a white cloud as well?

>>48921981
Good question

>>48921949
B

>>48921981
The post mentioned jogging I don't think so, we have our body I take it.
>>48921986
Now I don't know

>>48921949
B
Follow the line
How long until we meet King Kai,learn kaio ken, and take to late game?

>>48922017
>Meeting King Kai

Getting waaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of yourself

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>>48922017
>>48922008
>>48922003
>>48921981
>>48921971
>>48921964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0TwGWIu8gE

Thread theme

>>48922029
Well,ok then

what the fuck happened while i was gone

>>48922089
Not Team Fourstar fucked up some rolls last thread and now we're dead.

>>48922089
Tofoo rolled badly and Goku killed him.

>>48922089
You died, silly

>>48922089
Something was up with Goku and we chose to challenge Goku in an area where he is strongest rather than attempt to prolong the inevitable by eating our last senzu. Also lots of bad rolls.

>>48922089
We died. That's what we get for choosing waifus.

We should have put our money on the goat who devours gods.

I hope we go to hell just so we can destroy the guys we killed over and over for training

>>48922048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPQnhhUqtU

So how long until they use the dragonballs to revive us instead of getting piccolo piccolo?

>>48922203
Who knows somethings up with Goku and there are other forces after the balls on Earth like the RRA.

Rolled 39, 55, 7, 21, 92, 26, 74, 80, 51 = 445 (9d101)

(v:

>>48922203
Kami at this point must be facepalming heavily.

We'll have to go ask Ourani Baba where Piccolo is. She can find damn near anything.

Goku, Tofoo and Krillin already did her trial. So we'll have to send in Yamcha, Chi-Chi and Chiaotzu or some other B-teamers.

>>48922223
Yeah, Tofoo was pretty much the only chance of gathering the balls quickly this time. Goku's far too much of a scatterbrain even under normal circumstances and gets distracted by FIGHT, and Bulma can't take on whole armies by herself.

I regret not killing Kami

>>48922235
I say tien because paradox beam is the best and coolest and he never got his time to shine

>>48922254
I regret not killing Goku. On multiple occasions.

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>>48921964
>>48921971
>>48921981
There doesn't seem to be anything to do beyond following the line.

As you jog after the weird cloud in front of you, you find yourself wondering why you're the only person in this long line (of what you're guessing are souls) to still have a body. Maybe you just see yourself as you looked in life?

The line continues to move at its rapid pace, and you soon spot a massive building in the distance. It sits at the end of the path, and the souls pour into it one at a time. It isn't long before you find yourself stepping into that building, approaching a massive desk.

Behind the colossal desk sits a large, red-skinned monster in a suit. He has a rather-impressive beard, and a hat with a pair of massive horns on it.

"Alright, who's next?" he calls, flipping through some sort of book as you approach. "Tofoo...hmmm...."

He glances away from the book, and his eyes widen a bit as he sees you.

"Well, you kept your body," he observes, lying the book down on the table and sitting up straight as he peers down at you. "It's been a while since I've seen that."

>A. Ask why you still have your body

>B. Ask who he is

>C. Ask what happens to you now

>D. Something else

>>48922235
Of course, chances are Baba's going to summon Tofoo back from the dead for 1 day as a fighter. Then we're like "LOOPHOLE GOTTA GO FAST" and somehow collect all the ballz in 1 day to wish ourselves back.

>>48922270
But anon we wouldn't have gohan

>>48922270
I am still in the camp of hugging Goku after we are revived. If we are revived. He would never kill us on purpose even if he was mad at us.

>>48922281
>A. Ask why you still have your body
>B. Ask who he is
>C. Ask what happens to you now

>>48922281
>D. Something else
Be respectful.
Ask him what our judgement is.

>>48922281
>>C. Ask what happens to you now

>>48922281
>A. Ask why you still have your body
>B. Ask who he is
>C. Ask what happens to you now
"Last thing I know was that my friend basically tried to kill me, so unless I'm dreaming, am I really dead?"

>>48922281
A
B
D ask were we are

>>48922300
This

>>48922293
allofmynope.jpg

>>48922281
>B. Ask who he is

>>48922293
If. If is good.

[1. General - Misa Kingdom] [Tofoo]: res pls
[1. General - Yemma Palace] [Tofoo]: fug

>>48922293
I say we break his jaw, because apparently he just HAD to come back and finish what he started.

>>48922392
Just give him a suplex when we get back, and then tell him its good to see him as well when more than half his body is underground.

>>48922360
That's not what I wanted to hear Som but that reply is definitely what I expected.

>>48922383
[Goku] whispers: Tofoo you didn't drop your senzu bean when I killed you!

>>48922411
This depending on when we were revived either apologize to krillin for not being there for th wedding or ask when the wedding is

>>48922300
>>48922301
>>48922317
>>48922329
"Well, why do I still have my body?" you ask him, curious about the whole thing.

"Well, let's see here," the creature says, picking the book back up and looking over the pages. "Hmm...saved Earth from Demon King Piccolo. Well, that must be it. You see, only those who do something extraordinarily heroic are allowed to keep their bodies after death."

"So, I am dead?" you ask. "The last thing I remember was fighting my friend. I really am dead, then? I'm not dreaming?"

"You really are dead," the creature says, closing the book. "But, the good news is, with a record like yours, you've earned a one-way ticket to Heaven."

Heaven. Your parents will be there.

"And, who are you?" you ask the creature.

"I am the great King Yemma," he answers. "It's my job to judge where the dead go. You lived a good life and did good things, so you earned Heaven."

>A. Ask what heaven's like

>B. Ask what there is to do in heaven

>C. Ask if there are any great martial artists in heaven

>D. Something else

>>48922499
>B. Ask what there is to do in heaven
>C. Ask if there are any great martial artists in heaven

>>48922499
>C. Ask if there are any great martial artists in heaven
>D. Something else
Do you know what happened to my friend Goku? Was he replaced by something? Is he...dead?

>>48922499
>C.
Only other choice would be parents

>>48922518
This

>>48922429
Oh God, I'm becoming predictable

>>48922158
Yeah, not quite how Hell works

>>48922063
It took Goku months to cross Snake Way in the Saiyan Saga. You aren't quite that strong yet.

Plus, Bulma and the others will do everything they can to bring you back

>>48922518
Seconding

>>48922499
>D. Something else
Is there anyway I can see my parents?

>>48922499
>A. Ask what heaven's like
>C. Ask if there are any great martial artists in heaven
>D. Something else
Ask about why Goku killed us

>>48922539
>becoming
SOM, pls

>>48922499
B
C
It would get really boring up there if there's no one to train with

>>48922499
>>B. Ask what there is to do in heaven

>>48922499
>C. Ask if there are any great martial artists in heaven
>D. Something else
Let him know our friends are searching for a way to bring us back. Will that cause any problems?

>>48922539
That's true, but Goku also got constantly distracted.

>>48922593
Yeah, but Goku won't be helping her search

>>48922539
Thats cause Goku wasn't good with energy, he flew for a bit then got tired and started running.

Compared to him we would have a better time at reaching King Kai.

>>48922614
I meant Goku got constantly distracted on his Snake Way trip. He didn't really take it seriously

>>48922643
Oh. I mean, a lot of those distractions weren't entirely his fault

>>48922634
Oh would you now? We'll see

>>48922539
No not predictable Goku turning on us and turning food down was quite unpredictable. I was sure Ten would beat Tao. Hinting of romantic budding with Lapis with Launch and Lazuli with Yamcha.
>>48922634
We should be weaker than he was when he died, he also got a zenkai when Piccolo killed him right?

B.
C.

>>48922667
I think you only get zenkai when you recover.

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>>48922667
>Lazuli with Yamcha.
That is guaranteed to make Vegeta/Lazuli a thing.

>>48922667
Death doesn't cause a zenkai, but yes, Saiyan Saga Goku is stronger than you

>>48922692
That paring will never happen. It would never work in the slightest

>>48922692
1. Not if we kill Vegeta
2. Even if we don't it's still laughable.

>>48922699
>That paring will never happen. It would never work in the slightest
Counterpoint: Vegeta has success in stealing Yamcha's girls, even unintentionally.

>>48922692
>>48922699
I actually love this pairing Som and it would be funny as hell.

>>48922699
>That paring will never happen. It would never work in the slightest

Like Vegeta and Bulma? That one was out of left field too.

>>48922717
>1. Not if we kill Vegeta
We didn't have the balls to kill Kami. We got killed by Goku. Us surviving Vegeta is laughable.
>2. Even if we don't it's still laughable.
Exactly, it's hilarious.

>>48922727
>>48922692
There's just no way. Bulma likes bad boys so that's where that comes from, but Lazuli would literally never stop mocking him.

>>48922512
>>48922518
"What is there to do in Heaven?" you ask King Yemma.

"It's a paradise up there," the massive judge assures you. "You can live peacefully and happily for an eternity, and meet countless other good souls."

"Are there a lot of great martial arts masters up there?" you ask.

If the answer is yes, Heaven could be absolutely amazing. You'd almost wish that your friends wouldn't wish you back.

"Well, there are many martial artists in heaven, but the truly great ones don't usually go there," Yemma answers. "They usually try to travel to the world of King Kai."

>A. King Kai?

>B. How strong is King Kai?

>C. You want to meet King Kai

>D. You want to go to Heaven

>E. Something else

>>48922787
That's why it's funny

>>48922791
>A. King Kai?
>B. How strong is King Kai?
>C. You want to meet King Kai
All of this in rapid succession.

>>48922787
>but Lazuli would literally never stop mocking him.
So, they wouldn't become a couple, but rather just fuckbuddies that tease each other all the time.

>>48922791
>C. You want to meet King Kai

>>48922791
>A. King Kai?
>B. How strong is King Kai?
"Is he stronger than Kami?"
and if he says yes then
>C. You want to meet King Kai

>>48922814
Seconding.

>>48922724
One time, and it was Bulma, she likes strong bad boys. The only difference is that Vegeta didn't turn into a total wuss when they hooked up.

>>48922727
It wouldn't work

>>48922755
Yeah, but that worked because they were a pair of strong willed people, Bulma had enough money where they never had to argue about Vegeta finding a job, Bulma had a thing for bad boys, and was okay with him just leaving to train for long periods of time.

One question before I vote for Toofoo to ask if he can see King Kai, do we have a joke for him? We are gonna need to tell him a joke for him to consider training us, if we make it that far of course.

>>48922794
>>48922818
Yeah because Vegeta is so good at taking a joke.

He'd die or kill her. They'd never, ever get beyond that phase. If my some magic they actually did get together, he'd die of a stress heart attack from being mad 24/7.

>>48922858
"What do you call a monkey that kills an entire family... Goku!"

>>48922858
Metagaming

>>48922876
Haha

>>48922876
>If my some magic they actually did get together, he'd die of a stress heart attack from being mad 24/7.
Well, that's one way to kill a monkey and make sure they don't come back.

>>48922896
Freeza, please, wait for your saga

>>48922814
This with the part about Kami from >>48922833

>>48922918
You know what. We could go full evil and join vegeta

>>48922959
Why would Vegeta want us?

>>48922959
>Vegeta

>Asking some filthy Earthling to join him

>>48922959
Going evil is always an option, but Toofoo fights to help others, for his friends, and for fun

>>48922969
If we train hard enough a kick nappas shit hard enough we could impress him. But that would likely not happen

>>48922969
Kaguya, then again we were 6 years old and he did try to coerce Gohan on Namek.

So do we have to be a young child for him to ask us?

>>48923001
>Train hard enough and fight well enough to beat Nappa by rolling constant 95+
>Vegeta kills Nappa for being weak, right in front of you
>"Hey, can I join you?"
>Vegeta kills us because he doesn't want another literally retarded follower.

>>48923010
Different Quest

>>48923001
Nappa will wreck you puny Earthlings, except for the Namekian.

>>48923010
Probably so he can mold them into the perfect puppet

>>48923037
And who says Freeza is a bad guardian.

>>48923034
So we just need to train harder than Piccolo

>>48923063
That should be too hard. He spent his time watching Gohan.

>>48923034
And the small sayan child. Maybe paradox beam too

>>48923034
Implying we won't just try and taser him with an enhance thunder punch as Krillin prepares the Kienzan.

Well if we survive the Raditz fight.

>>48923080
If we don't die again we could always train with Piccolo that way we both have a sparring partner instead of just him babysitting and training. But who knows Piccolo might just blow us off.

>>48923080
But he also was way stronger than anyone on the team

>>48923113
We could do the same to raditz while piccolo is doing the special beam

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>>48922814
>>48922833
>>48922841
>>48922922
"King Kai?" you ask. "Who's he? Is he, strong, stronger than Kami? Can I meet him? I want to meet him."

Your words fly rapidly from your mouth, almost jumbling together as your excitement causes you to talk so fast. A martial arts master that trains the greatest martial arts masters ever? That sounds incredible. You have to train with him.

"Kami?" Yemma asks. "Oh, right, your world's Guardian. Yes, King Kai is far stronger. He's the God who watches over this quadrant of the universe, and one of the greatest martial artists to be found."

You're bouncing on your feet, wanting to know how to reach King Kai as fast as possible.

"But, getting to him isn't easy," King Yemma tells you. "To reach his world, you'll have to travel down Snake Way, and very few have ever succeeded."

>A. You still want to try

>B. Then you'll just go to heaven

>C. Something else

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>>48923087
>And the small sayan child
Redheaded Princess Gohan will save us all!

>>48923187
A

>>48923187
>A. You still want to try
I don't mean to brag, but we were in the top two or three strongest beings on our planet.

>>48923187
>A.
If King Yemma points us in the right direction take off running where he points to very comedic like.

>>48923187
>A. You still want to try

>>48923199
You can't wingman for Goku if you're dead

>>48923187
>A. You still want to try

>>48923187
>B. You'll just go to Heaven

See guys I've thought about this. If we're going to be wished back then it would likely happen before we even finish Snake Way. Going to King Kai is moot. If we want to be productive in otherworld we need to fight martial artists in Heaven

>>48923234
That's what saddens me the most I was looking forward to that, and going to Krillins wedding, even our date with Bulma. It's like we had death flags everywhere we looked.

>>48923234
SOM, please. This is Dragon Ball, like hell we'll stay dead.

And that's not a problem either, Baba could ask for us.

>>48923281
Baba could ask what?

>>48923279
The only thing missing was being two days from retirement, or having a baby on the way

>>48923301
Day pass for the dead. Don't be obtuse.

>>48923314
Can I be acute?

>>48923322
You're pretty

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>>48923314
>>48923322
>>48923338

>>48923275
The only ones that matter would be master Mutaito and Gohan. And more than likely if we did go there Gohan wouldn't be there since Krillin is probably with Chichi heading to the Spirit Furnace.

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>>48923215
>>48923219
>>48923231
"I still want to try," you tell King Yemma. "How do I get to Snake Way?"

"Well, you just head out the door and follow the road," Yemma answers, raising his right hand and pointing out the direction for you.

Before he can say another word, you turn and dash out of the building, rushing past the line of souls as you move with as much speed as you can toward Snake Way.

You vaguely hear King Yemma calling for you, but you ignore him, continuing on your way.

The line of souls is unbelievably long, and it takes you over an hour before you reach the end of it. Leaving the other dead behind, you continue onward, running until you can't even see them behind you anymore.

Continuing on a winding red trail for some time, you finally reach what you assume to be Snake Way.

The winding road stretches on far beyond your field of vision, and it begins with the large, stone head of a snake.

You hop onto the head and look around, seeing nothing but the snaking trail ahead of you, and golden clouds all around you.

This is it.

>A. Run Snake Way

>B. Fly over Snake Way

>>48923486
>A. Run Snake Way

>>48923486
>>A. Run Snake Way

>>48923199
Man,we shouldn't wingman for goku because spite,but we also need gohan

>>48923486
>A.

Even if we don't make it the running would be good training.

>>48923486
>>A. Run Snake Way

>>48923486
>>A. Run Snake Way
Do we have the leg strength to jump from curve section to curve section?

>>48923528
That sounds dangerous anon I don't want to go to hell.

>>48923486
>A. Run Snake Way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BiAyzA6iqc

>>48923486
>A. Run Snake Way

>>48923486
>A. Run Snake Way
Pace ourselves at a solid running speed. Something we can keep up all day.

>>48923486
A>>48923518
You...you did this.
Then again the amount of death flags we had was ridiculous

>>48923605
Yeah. We might as well had been wearing a red shirt and be a day away from retirement while we were at it.

>>48923513
Yep

>>48923551
Eh, Hell isn't that bad

>>48923633
Also brag to someone about how much we love our family and we had an anniversary tomorrow

>people legit think this is anything other then the last thread.
>people legitimately think tofoo is ever coming back
>people legit think somn cares about puny mortals having fun
topkek.

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>>48923796
You got me, Saiyan Quest starts tomorrow

>>48923796
That's fine. I was just using this to kill time till Shinobi anyways.

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>>48923796
SOM's job isn't finished until all Ningen are dead.

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>>48923827
>Saiyan
SOM, didn't you hear? Saiyans are actually garbage.

You should play as something worth playing as.

FRIEZA'S PIZZA DELIVERY QUEST

>>48923497
>>48923508
>>48923518
Flying might tire you out too quickly, so running seems like the best option.

Besides, it's just a trail. How long could it possibly take?

>Two months later

You are still running Snake Way. It has been months since you have seen another soul, and you are starving. This trail seems to go on forever, and the journey is beginning to get to you.

You haven't seen any people, landmarks, or anything else of note. You've just continued following this massive, winding pathway surrounded by clouds.

>A. Keep running!

>B. This is insane, fly!

>C. Turn back

>D. Leap ahead on the winding trail

>>48923918
>>A. Keep running!
its monotonous as almighty fuck, but cheating is bound to get us completely fucked.

>>48923918
>A. Keep running!

>>48923918
>A. Keep running!
DC to double our speed and remain constant with it?

>>48923918
>A. Keep running!
We've trained three years with Kami. We can do this! We're disciplined. This is the sort of trial that makes legends.

The bear endures,

>>48923918
>A. Keep runing!

Two months? Bulma I am disappoint

>>48923918
>A.
If we have been running for two months straight turning back is no longer an option. Keep running at a steady pace and keep thinking of stuff other than food. Like Bulma or Krillins wedding.

>>48923918
>>A. Keep running!

>>48923975
It's going to be a year probably. Piccolo wish and all.

Also Goku might be killing everyone.

>>48923918
>D

>>48923918
>A

>>48924018
>Piccolo wish

Please, you know what the priority would be

To bad we don't know that the clouds are edible.

>>48924030
I thought Kami REEEEs about the greater good to everyone.

Why is a dead person getting hungry?

>>48924030
Krillin's three foot hoagie?

>>48924044
He might, but it's not like Bulma or the others are going to go ask Kami for permission

>>48924056
You still have a body

>>48924057
Exactly

>>48924056
Cause we are a half ghost at the moment.

>>48924065
But it is dead, therefore bodily functions stop. Are we breathing? Sweating?

>>48924091
DBZ was always pretty wonky about dead people. They can apparently still feel pain and hunger

>>48924109
But what if it's just Goku feeling phantom hunger?

I mean it's Goku

>>48924135
Pretty sure the others ate when training with King Kai

>>48924109
yeah and you can teleport to the afterlife? Like ... its apparently just really far away

>>48924135
The others didn't get hungry.

>>48924155
I don't recall that at all

>>48924160
Yeah, it got really weird.

Can't wait to get to King Kai find out goku has killed half of the human race and we go full RAGE on him and our forced to kill goku

>>48924198
Now that would actually be a good twist. I wish SOM would do this

>>48924198
He dindu nuffin. He wuz a good boy.

>>48924228
I am a firm believer in this.

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>>48924224
>>48924198
>Radditz shows up.
>"Oh hey great job."

>>48924198
I'm still holding out for Space Racist Tofoo once we get to Z proper.

because goddammit every single problem on earth is caused by a space alien.

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>>48923948
>>48923953
You've gone this far. There isn't much choice but to keep running.

So, keep running you do, travelling down that endless road as fast as you can, pushing yourself to continue despite the exhaustion you feel. Even as a ghost, it seems you get tired after a while. But, you feel so much lighter, and have more energy as a spirit than you ever did as a living person.

A few hours later, you spot the first person you've seen in two months.

It's one of those blue, horned guys driving in what looks like a street-cleaner. He looks at you in confusion, bringing his vehicle to a stop right in front of you.

"Hey, buddy, what are you doing all the way out here?" he asks.

>A. Looking for King Kai

>B. Ask how close you are

>C. Ask if there's any place to get something to eat

>D. Something else

>>48924297
General Red is an alien?

>>48924317
That isn't canon unless it is in somverse

>>48924326
>A. Looking for King Kai
>B. Ask how close you are

>>48924326
>>A. Looking for King Kai
>B. Ask how close you are

>>48924326

>A. Looking for King Kai

>B. Ask how close you are

>>48924326
>>A. Looking for King Kai
But say it as we run past. Asking option B will only be discouraging

>>48924326
A
B

>>48924338
Kochin has already appeared

>>48924326
>A. Looking for King Kai

>>48924326
>A, B, C

>>48924364
Oh shit guess I forgot

>>48924364
When?

>>48924326
>A. Looking for King Kai
>B. Ask how close you are

>>48924330
Okay, responsible for every problem except for the Red Ribbon Army (Dr. Gero and his creations are included)

>>48924404
Well cell is technically the fault of aliens since he has piccolo and friezas genes

>>48924339
>>48924347
"I'm looking for King Kai," you tell the blue man.

"Really?" he asks, sounding impressed. "Well, you've made it further than most do. How long have you been out here?"

"I think about two months," you answer.

The man nods. "Not bad. You're making pretty good time."

"Really?" you ask, excited. "How close am I?"

"Well, I'd say that you're almost a quarter of the way there," he tells you with a smile.

Two months. Two months, and you aren't even a quarter of the way there. Unbelievable.

"You must be tired," he guesses. "If you like, you can hop on my cleaner. I can give you a ride for a little while."

>A. Sounds good

>B. No thanks (keep running)

>C. No thanks (fly)

>D. Something else

>>48924472
Cell wouldn't exist if Gero wasn't super assmad over Goku destroying the RRA and killing his son.

although you could stretch that into Cell being Goku's Fault.

>>48924534
>D.
"Got any food?"
>B.
At least we are making good time

>>48924534
>D. Something else
Is there some reason I wouldn't be allowed to just fly there?

>>48924534
>B. No thanks (keep running)

ITS A TRAP

>>48924534
>B. No thanks (keep running)
Gotta level up our stamina

>>48924534
>D. Something else
Ask if he has any food
otherwise
>B. No thanks (keep running)

>>48924534
>A. Sounds good

>>48924534
>B. No thanks (keep running)
Nice offer, but if we want to get there we need to move fast.

>>48924534
A
>>48924543
See everything (pass red ribbon army)is the fault of aliens

>>48924615
Even the RRA is the fault of aliens. They wouldn't have formed if Kami never made the Dragonballs.

>>48924643
It's implied that they existed for a while before they started hunting the Dragonballs

>>48924553
>>48924575
>>48924560
"No thanks," you tell him. "Do you have any food?"

"Sorry, we're not supposed to eat on the job," he tells you.

"Alright then, see ya!" you shout, leaping over his vehicle and continuing onward down Snake Way.

You're only a quarter of the way there, if that. Running isn't fast enough. Maybe you should try something else.

>A. Fly

>B. Jump

>C. Keep running

>D. Something else

>>48924722
>C. Keep running

>>48924722
>C.

>>48924722
>>C. Keep running

I see that trap option B.

>>48924722
>B. Jump, this is black guy db quest after all.

>>48924722
>B, but only as long as we look before leaping

>>48924722
>C. Keep running
Whats the DC to double our speed and keep it constant like that for as long as we can?

>>48924722
>>C. Keep running

>>48924799
You aren't running at your fastest, but you can't just double it out of nowhere like that

>>48924799
That would only exhaust us. Do you know anything about running marathons?

>>48924722
>D. Something else
Use the fact that we can fly to briefly accelerate and "float" in-between strides. Sort of a half-way between the two, faster than running but more nimble and precise than flying straight forward.

Almost like wavedashing.

>>48924739
>>48924740
You've been running this long, there's nothing to do but continue onward.

For hours, you continue on, until you hear a voice in your mind.

"Tofoo, the one called Bulma has asked me to return you to the world of the living," the unseen speaker rumbles.

You do know that voice.

It's Shenron.

>A. Return to life

>B. Ask Shenron to tell Bulma that you aren't ready to come back

>C. Something else

>>48924909
>A.
Let's go see the damage

>>48924909
>>A. Return to life
That was some good cardio.

>>48924909
>A. Return to life

>>48924909
>>B. Ask Shenron to tell Bulma that you aren't ready to come back
If Goku is still kcrazy, we need to train before facing him again.

>>48924909
C ask if piccolo has been faken care of if not ask if something else happened if not refuse

>>48924909
>C. Something else
Ask if everything has returned to normal
If yes,
>A. Return to life

>>48924909
>A. Return to life

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>>48924909
>>B. Ask Shenron to tell Bulma that you aren't ready to come back

>>48924909
>>A. Return to life
clearly we want to train and stuff but you know, goku still exists and needs to be put down first.

>>48924909
>>A. Return to life

don't suppose we got any stronger from this, did we?

>>48924959
this

>>48924909
>B. Ask Shenron to tell Bulma that you aren't ready to come back

>>48924909
>A

>>48924959
Seconding

>>48924909
>B. Ask Shenron to tell Bulma that you aren't ready to come back
Don't be idiots and samefag. We need this.

>>48925043
>>48925048
Wait. You guys DON'T want to go back if things are going tits up? What if they need us?

>>48924909
>A. Return to life
And if Goku's there pop him in the mouth without saying a word.

>>48925057
no the problem is shit might actually be going down, its jsut bulma getting us, not everyone with her, shits going down, gokus probably burnt half the earth down by now.
if we don't go back now everything is probably more fucked.

Som said Goku didn't help Bulma get the dragonballs something is up, also she worked real hard guys

>>48925099
well no shit, we gotta go exterminate a monkey, my bet is hes reverted to his natural self of fuck humanity if nothing else.

>>48925114
We can not indiscriminately exterminate monekys, we need to save our friend.

>>48925140
no screw him, did you forget he killed our parents and us, without a single fuck given?
not like you give a shit you sociopathic asshole, but theres a line where somebody simply needs to be put down, and this is it.

>>48925096
If that were happening and we went back now we'd get destroyed. We can wish everyone back after we get strong enough to face him in that scenario.

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>>48925159
He can't control the Oozaru, Tofoo has already dealt with this when he found out and in the shadow trial.

>>48925169
No problem then. If we win, we win. If we die we can just go to King Kai's like originally planned.

>>48925169
or you know, everybody is getting destroyed by goku, or somebody else takes the dragonballs in the meantime, you know how goku has taken a turn towards his natural saiyan self, it wouldn't surprise me if the witch doesn't order his ass to kill bulma, take the dragonballs, and piss our only chance back on something dumbass like healthcare or panties.

Man, I figured it was drugs, but maybe that Morgan bitch is a full on witch? Like the one from King Arthur? Shitty if so cause that's gonna be a tough fight

>>48925202
in addition to this, if we are going by xenoverse rules, it wouldn't surprise me if the fucking loli kai of time is behind this since tofoos existence shits on DB canon.

Guys no worries.

Remember we are a human in DB, soon to be DBZ. We are going to die A LOT. Afterlife is going to be our home away from home. Plenty of time to see old King Kai.

>>48925090
>>48925046
>>48925035
>>48924925
>>48924932
You accept, and Snake Way fades away, along with your vision.

When you can see again, you're looking up into the tearful eyes of Bulma, who gives you a tight hug as you sit up.

She pulls back, trying to fight any further tears from coming, and to keep herself composed.

"Tofoo," she greets. "There isn't time to talk. The others need your help."

You can feel several large powers in the distance, and the vibrations in the air from swift movements and powerful energy attacks.

A large battle is going on somewhere in the distance.

>A. Ask what's going on

>B. Head in that direction

>C. Something else

>>48925278
>>C. Something else
KISS HER

>>48925287
Beat me to it, this then
>B.

>>48925278
This and
>B. Head in that direction

>>48925278
>>A. Ask what's going on

>>48925278
>A. Ask what's going on

>>48925278
>>B. Head in that direction

>>48925299
this.

>>48925287
This
>B. Head in that direction

>>48925278
>B. Head in that direction
And
>>48925287

>>48925278
>>B. Head in that direction

>>48925287
This plus B

>>48925278
B
I'm guessing goku has fucked everything up and now piccolo and the rest are trying to stop him

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>>48925287
>>48925299
You look down, seeing that you're in some sort of freezing capsule. Bulma must have made it to preserve your body.

As you hop out of what has served as your coffin for two months, you feel another burst of energy in the distance. You recognize the powers being thrown around out there.

Goku, of course, is broadcasting the strongest. But you can also sense Krillin, Tenshinhan, Yamcha, Chaozu, and Chichi. Beyond that, you think you sense Tao.

You look back at Bulma, who seems to have gotten control of herself.

"Hurry," she insists. "They aren't going to last much longer."

She's right, but there's something you need to do first.

While on the Lookout, Popo mentioned that Shenron can't grant the same wish twice. This means that if you die again, the Dragon won't be able to bring you back. This time, when you fight Goku, it's for keeps.

So, in case you don't make it back, you step forward, and kiss Bulma.

This action takes her totally by surprise, and her eyes widen, blinking a few times before she wraps her arms around you and melts into the kiss. You put your arms around her, and stay like that for a while. The two of you forget the danger for a few, all-too-brief moments before pulling away from each other.

No more words are said. At this point, there's nothing more that needs to be said. The two of you hold each other's gazes for a moment before you take off, flying toward the battle as fast as you can.

A flash of light in the distance is the first sight to greet you. Drawing closer, you see Chichi being thrown against a tree, which collapses from the impact.

She doesn't rise, but you spot Goku slowly moving toward her, only to be distracted as Krillin blindsides him with a kick to the face.

Goku's knocked away a short distance, but quickly recovers, engaging Krillin in a fierce exchange of attacks.

>Continued

>>48925532
Shit just got real

>>48925532
well thats grim as almighty fuck.
in b4 goku still wins because lolmaincharacter saiyan bullshit, i legit expect it at this point.

>>48925532
>Beyond that, you think you sense Tao.

Hot damn, are we getting a redemption battle for Tao?

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>>48925532
Tenshinahn and Chaozu lie side by side on the ground. You have to focus hard to feel their energy, but at least you can tell that they're alive.

Yamcha is on his knees, looking pretty banged up but stubbornly holding on, doing his best to regain his energy and rejoin the fight.

Tao stands atop the wreckage of a massive airship bearing the Red Ribbon insignia. One of his hands seems to have fallen off, and he holds the handless arm up toward Goku and Krillin, the latter of whom is clearly not at full strength.

>A. Attack Tao while he's distracted (59)

>B. Surprise-attack Goku (50)

>C. Charge in and help Krillin, combine your strength to overwhelm Goku (79)

>D. Go check on Chichi

>E. Go check on Yamcha

>F. Something else

>>48925652
>C. Charge in and help Krillin, combine your strength to overwhelm Goku (79)

>>48925647
More of a "the enemy of my enemy" type of thing

>>48925652
>B. Surprise-attack Goku (50)
Kick him towards Tao so Tao has a clearer shot.

>>48925652
>B. Surprise-attack Goku (50)

>>48925652
>>C. Charge in and help Krillin, combine your strength to overwhelm Goku (79)
The last thing we want is for Krillin to die again and for ChiChi to set a fatwa on us

>>48925652
>>B. Surprise-attack Goku (50)

>>48925652
>B.
This is a real cluster fuck

>>48925652
>>B. Surprise-attack Goku (50)

>>48925680
You missed a lot of shit, my boy

>>48925668
This

>>48925652
>B. Surprise-attack Goku (50)
>F. Something else
Try and sense Piccolo's energy

>>48925652
wait are they pulling a raditz?
is tao pulling a piccolo?
holy shit.
>B. Surprise-attack Goku (50)

>>48925711
>Now is the new redeemed bad guy
I don't hate this.

What if it sets off a whole new db path of getting android upgrades?

>>48925652
B
I love this every thing about this. Sure we won't get gohan but this is cool as fuck

>>48925737
You might

>>48925730
i'm down if we can use android shenanigans to fight off frieza and buu inevitably, shit that means we gotta get gero on board, and thats gonna be hard as almighty fuck.

>>48925699
Never our intention, just like real life no one plans to die. Unless of course you have a terminal illness and the doctor gives forewarning. Something was up with Goku and in our confusion and bad rolls we weren't able to figure it out or stop him. I honestly just want to save Goku and stop Morgan and the RRA.

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>>48925668
>>48925674
>>48925679
>>48925685
>>48925707
>>48925708
>>48925711
>>48925737
ROLL

And do it for her

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>48925779

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>48925779
...

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>48925779
For Bulma!

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>48925779
>inb4 we die again

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>48925779
FOR BULMA

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>48925779
i swear to fuck dice if you screw us on this again, i really want this clusterfuck to keep going instead of lolgokuwins.

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>48925779

>>48925794
Thank you music for playing while I rolled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDmqDipQn9A

>>48925794
for bulma indeed

>>48925794
holy fuck, nice clutch.

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>>48925785
>>48925789
>>48925794

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>>48925794

>>48925753
Get gero. A true perfect cell is the last hope of humanity,gaias prodigy child,our chosen champion. He fights buu

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>>48925794
Always for her

>>48925810
Nice taste, anon

>>48925794
Nice work anon!

>>48925785
Why do you keep rolling? I mean seriously, you never get a winning roll. You're just hurting us.

>>48925844
Roll before me then

>>48925844
Pls no bully him

>>48925886
>>48925872
You guys really know how to take the fun out of shitposting.

So did we just fuck all their plans or did we just help them severally injure goku

>>48925914
Boring and stale shitposting should be destroyed.

Get original.

>>48925934
The situation is murky all we know is Goku was acting funny and now he is fighting all our friends and Tao.

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>>48925794
>>48925789
>>48925785
You can see what Tao's doing. He's going to use some sort of energy attack, but is hesitating. He must be desperate if he's refraining from killing one of Roshi's students, but given the destruction in the area, it's clearly a desperate time.

What you need to do is get Tao a clear shot. If Goku doesn't know that you're back, you should be able to land a sneak attack. You just have to be careful to keep him from seeing you coming.

Suppressing your power, you slowly circle your two friends, who continue to exchange blows. Krillin's energy is dropping fast, but somehow he's still going. Maybe it's his desire to protect Chichi giving him the extra strength to go on, or maybe the others have worn down Goku enough. Whatever the case, he takes each blow like a champ, not letting himself be beaten. Every time he's hit, he strikes back with all of his power, and while he isn't winning, he is giving Goku an impressive fight.

Goku's focus remains entirely on Krillin. With Yamcha, Tenshinhan, Chaozu, and Chichi all incapacitated, and Goku seemingly unaware of Tao, Krillin appears to be the only remaining threat.

Too bad for Goku that they just got some backup.

Finally getting close enough, you let your power explode, rushing Goku and surprising him with a full-power kick to the face that pushes him away from Krillin.

Goku cries out in pain and shock, your attack actually stunning him for a few seconds.

Krillin laughs in absolute rapture upon seeing you, while Goku looks at you in a mixture of surprise and dread.

"Tofoo...Bulma wished you back, didn't she?" he asks.

>A. Ask why he attacked you, and why he's hurting your friends

>B. Shout for Tao to take the shot

>C. Ready your defenses

>D. Something else

>>48926017
>>B. Shout for Tao to take the shot

>>48926017
>A. Ask why he attacked you, and why he's hurting your friends
>B. Nod to Tao to take the shot
Don't shout, that will make him raise his guard

>>48926017
>A. Ask why he attacked you, and why he's hurting your friends

>>48925967
Probably fell to his saiyan instincts in wich case the only way to stop him is to kill him or beat it out of him

>>48926017
>D. Something else
no talking, just beat his ass something fierce, he deserves nothing less.

>>48926038
Freeza, please

>>48926017
>D. Something else
"Nope, I'm just that pissed!"

>>48926017
>B. Nod to Tao
>C. Ready your defenses

>>48926032
This
>>48926038
Saiyan instincts would have had him taunting everyone and not dreading our appearance he would have laughed that they wasted a wish summoning a weakling.