>>48914283

"I KNOW what it means, she knows what it means, and I'm still going to call her one because that's what she is!" The tanned girl snaps. "Anyway, never mind that. Boss, you alright? Need anything to shake off the cobwebs?"

The bespectacled girl narrows her eyes at her companion, before turning back to you with a slow shake of her head. After a moment, she smiles at you. "...Yes. Yes, is there anything we can do for you? You were out for quite a while, ma'am. Anything at all..."

You blink at them, two of your seven most trusted servants who'd allied themselves to your cause - before unconsciously reaching up to touch the ribbon in your hair. Your gloved fingers brushing against the soft scarlet strip of silk tied into a neat little bow.

It's still there. Still intact. You haven't lost it.

Good.

How do you respond?

[]Ira, be a dear and get me a drink. Something strong. ...Whisky. Do we have any whisky?
[]I'm hungry. Gula, make me some pancakes. On the double. With extra syrup.
[]How...how long have I been out?
[]Where am I?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! AFTER MORE THAN 5 FUCKING MONTHS!!!!!!

>>48914286
>[x]How...how long have I been out?
>[x]I'm hungry. Gula, make me some pancakes. On the double. With extra syrup.
Welcome back Deculture!

Time for death and pancakes! But first, plot.

NO DECU, YOU WERE FREE

>>48914283
>[]How...how long have I been out?
>[]Where am I?

We have to asset the situation

>>48914283
The fuck?
Is this real life or am I dreaming?

File: Raining.jpg (518 KB, 952x3344)

518 KB JPG

inb4 moonrain ends the thread

>>48914286
>[]How...how long have I been out?
>[]Where am I?

WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS!!!

>>48914286
YET AGAIN WE MEET AT LAST

[X]How...how long have I been out?

I won't believe it without the tripcode.

File: 1352054413313.jpg (17 KB, 262x189)

17 KB JPG

>>48914286
[X] all of the above.

File: 1337093927856.png (143 KB, 429x519)

143 KB PNG

>It's a 'cold open into a new situation that manages to make even less sense than the one we were last in' episode
>>48914286
>[]How...how long have I been out?
>>48914311
The ride never ends

File: Spoiler Image (3 MB, 1920x1080)

3 MB PNG

>>48914286
And so the end begins anew.

[X]Ira, be a dear and get me a drink. Something strong. ...Whisky. Do we have any whisky?
[X]I'm hungry. Gula, make me some pancakes. On the double. With extra syrup.

Good to have you back.

...She should be sitting up right now, asking if she can get you anything, or asking you if you're doing alright. She always seemed to wake up immediately if you so much as approached, as if having trained herself to sense your presence even when deeply asleep, to the point of snoring. You'd always thought to tell her to stop doing that, to just sleep and not interrupt her rest just because you're up and about - but you never got around to it.

Well, at least she's making up for all those times you accidentally woke her up now, right?

You chuckle at your own joke here, before gently reaching down to brush your fingertips across her cheek. Finding her skin as reassuringly warm and soft as you remember it.

...

[]"I'm sorry."
[]"I'll kill whoever did this to you. I promise."
[]Say nothing. Sit down. Start drinking.

Wait, wait, wait. This is were we left it. What is happening? Were is Chiaki? What is going on?

File: image.png (290 KB, 500x347)

290 KB PNG

Ira? invidia? Seven subordinates?

We maou Chiaki now, how fucking wasted are we to have this dream?

>>48914286
>[x]How...how long have I been out?

>>48914316
It's real as fuck, anon. Put on your edgy playlist, get comfy, and strap yourself in. The train has left the station, left the rails, my sides have left this earth and there will be no breaks on this ride.

File: 1422287780932.png (518 KB, 1036x699)

518 KB PNG

>>48914354
I'm gonna assume the usual cocktail of amnesia, whiskey, fucky magic, outside meddling, and Symbolism.

>>48914286
>[]How...how long have I been out?

YEESSSS!!! Finally a new trhead!!

>>48914283
Thread OST: https://youtu.be/N94NRK7EsMg?t=5m49s

>>48914286
>[]How...how long have I been out?
>[]Where am I?

>>48914346
5 months later any scene isn't going to make sense.

>>48914286
>[] Anything important happen while I was out?

>>48914286
>[x]How...how long have I been out?
>[x]Where am I?
Dildo duty first, decadence second.

>>48914286
>>[]How...how long have I been out?
>>[]Where am I?

Sorry, changing >>48914312 to this one. Incorrect post response

File: 1361424927541.jpg (53 KB, 512x342)

53 KB JPG

>>48914354
>Wait, wait, wait. This is were we left it. What is happening? Were is Chiaki? What is going on?

Oh boy.

Are quests still allowed on /tg/ or did /pol/ win and get nazis appointed as mods?

>>48914286

[X]How...how long have I been out?
[X]Where am I?

Damn, somethings happened again. Last thread ended with us about to go to sleep cuddling a comatose Midori before going to the moon.

>>48914407
There is no rule barring quests on /tg.

That's because the people who got /qst/ made were such condescending dickheaded assholes about it they pissed off the moderators.

File: image.png (124 KB, 646x464)

124 KB PNG

We gonna have a good time

>>48914415
>2012
jesus christ.png

File: 1446170900285.png (118 KB, 268x332)

118 KB PNG

>>48914412
>Last thread ended with us about to go to sleep
>We wake up

What could have happened?

>>48914407
/qst/ is a trial board and plenty of quests have still been running on /tg/ since it was made. We daijobou

>>48914426
>implying time has meaning for the Urobutcher and his magnum opus.

File: 1457933551290.png (103 KB, 338x279)

103 KB PNG

Kept you waiting, huh?

>>48914286
>[x]How...how long have I been out?

>>48914286

[x]Ira, be a dear and get me a drink. Something strong. ...Whisky. Do we have any whisky?
[x]How...how long have I been out?

So are we still sticking with Plan: Save Mami's tits?

02/06/16-08/21/16

For those who are asking, this is the lapse of time between threads. Do yourself the mathematics

File: Voting-Banner_Deagle.png (173 KB, 1075x377)

173 KB PNG

>>48914283

Welcome back Decu

File: 1450955272892.png (280 KB, 500x375)

280 KB PNG

Its happening!!!

File: CnUGTPxUMAAWEc_.jpg (37 KB, 466x449)

37 KB JPG

>we're not called warmaster, instead one girl calls us dildo, another adresses us as ma'am
>we actually have an option to ask for something POLITELY
So, we're not Murderface at all? One of her forgotten personas maybe? Before we got snatched from Wookieland?

File: Spoiler Image (219 KB, 800x1200)

219 KB JPG

>>48914516
S-She's not gay

>>48914525
I was thinking that maybe we are in the POV of TTO

File: 1439436015605.png (122 KB, 534x400)

122 KB PNG

>>48914283
Are we doing a Pilot thing where each person of our harem is a part of our personality? Or in this case a sin?

And the fuck is Mami doing here?

>>48914525
If I remember correctly... Decu once said there was another Homura in this timeline... Someone from the 1. ...? Oh sweet Madoka!

>>48914346
It's been like 5 months, you can't just jump back in like it's only been a week.

File: 1413589552935.png (253 KB, 633x814)

253 KB PNG

>>48914538
Mami doesn't have blue eyes or glasses or smooth hair.

File: 1428511171897.png (123 KB, 558x720)

123 KB PNG

>>48914488
Best girl.

>>48914536
>before unconsciously reaching up to touch the ribbon in your hair. Your gloved fingers brushing against the soft scarlet strip of silk tied into a neat little bow.

>It's still there. Still intact. You haven't lost it.
We're definitely TTO. Reviving after she shot her brains off in the Akashic Realm?

>>48914558
Good point. I was thinking of her office attire for the glasses, but the hair is a good point.

So how has everyone been dealing with the withdrawl up until now?

>>48914574
Then who's Invidia?
She's clearly a jealous one, maybe from one of the Madoka spinoffs?

>>48914576
Sex.

>>48914576
I've been DMing a Magical Burst campaign with Homucifer fucking around.

>>48914576
The usual shitposting on other boards

File: 1446948719106.jpg (423 KB, 960x540)

423 KB JPG

>>48914588
>/tg/
>sex

>>48914576
Trying to write, but with barely any progress.

Time to break through this block now that MGNQ is (potentially) moving again.

>>48914576

I got a headache, so I took some Painkillers.
I got some Midori for my birthday and opened it today.
I crave for Pancakes.

All in all, I feel like shit.
So it's time from some Healing-type quest!

>>48914576
I started to work. A very good one, funny and with a great payload. Also, I started a diet, and now I look wonderful. Thanks to my good appearance, I started dating this very hot girl, who loves me deeply. Due to her support, i quited drinking and smoking.
...
...
...
I have the sensation that all of that is going to end really soon...

>>48914576
Game of 40K via email.

>>48914598
Just sucking dicks nonstop like you wouldn't believe.

> two of your seven most trusted servants who'd allied themselves to your cause - before unconsciously reaching up to touch the ribbon in your hair. Your gloved fingers brushing against the soft scarlet strip of silk tied into a neat little bow.
Oh, my fucking reading comprehension sucks.
>>48914536
Ribbon Homu (pre TTO Homura) is also a possibility.
>>48914541
Maybe.
>>48914563
I doubt TTO has anyone royal to her, the dolls notwithstanding.

File: 1454187370538.png (163 KB, 600x561)

163 KB PNG

>>48914536

>>48914630
If, according to the descriptions, the girls surrounding us are Mami, Sakura and Sayaka, there is the option that they are The First Knight, The Blood Knight and an unknown divine entity

>>48914630
>Your gloved fingers
>gloved fingers
>gloves
Fuck!

File: mgnw bingo.png (31 KB, 502x602)

31 KB PNG

>>48914576
Getting shit done for /tg/.

Wait like half a year, guys. We're on it.

>>48914662
Eeh, we have the gloves now too. Remember? The whole "now-you-look-like-the-satan-we-want-to-kill-so-you-are-not-save-anymore-from-anything"-Thing?

File: 1451774809469.gif (796 KB, 500x281)

796 KB GIF

Wait wait wait... what?
Is this for real?

>>48914660
There's only two girls with us right now. One of them doesn't match any of the holy quintet, and the other one doesn't have anything contradicting kyoko besides the name
>>48914683
straight from the rabbit's twitter

File: Wryyyyyyyy2.png (377 KB, 1000x1000)

377 KB PNG

>>48914671
Or, we're not homu and we have a red ribbon and gloves.

>>48914669
Rename conspracy theorizing to shadowrunning

Fuck. I can't find the MGNQ Shadowrun pic

File: 1438120319246.jpg (244 KB, 640x980)

244 KB JPG

>>48914283
>>48914286
We're one post in and already the shadowruns flow.

>>48914286
Ira= Wrath in spanish
Gula= Gluttony in spanish

What does this means?

>In Latin, invidia is the sense of envy, a "looking upon" associated with the evil eye, from invidere, "to look against, to look at in a hostile manner."[1] Invidia ("Envy") is one of the Seven Deadly Sins in Christian belief.
>Ira, Latin for wrath, one of the seven deadly sins
>seven
>Luxuria / Lust
>Gula / Gluttony
>Avaritia / Greed
>Acedia / Sloth
>Ira / Wrath
>Invidia / Envy
>Superbia / Pride

File: 1334873673788.jpg (37 KB, 387x376)

37 KB JPG

>>48914721
Well shit

>>48914721
Invidia -> Envidia -> Envy

File: Consider the following.png (109 KB, 480x480)

109 KB PNG

>>48914562
You called?

>>48914721
It's latin ya dildo

Well to be fair, spanish is the latin language's rapechild

File: Spoiler Image (45 KB, 546x366)

45 KB JPG

>>48914721

>Pic related

File: pick a shadowrun.png (423 KB, 1414x554)

423 KB PNG

>>48914715
This one?

>>48914735
Actually there are more similar languages to Latin, but Spanish is pretty close, yeah.

>>48914743
Was talking about the "You must be this paranoid to enter" one

Forgot about this one too

>>48914743
>Posting one of decu's waifus.

>>48914727
oh so that's where nVidia got their name

File: kubo tame.jpg (224 KB, 1280x720)

224 KB JPG

>>48914721
We Hueco Mundo arc now.

Just when you thought Bleach had ended.

File: 1438112159481.jpg (144 KB, 500x483)

144 KB JPG

Eurofag here.

Such a nice change of pace to NOT have a quest run in the middle of the night.

>>48914727
>inb4 we're FMA

File: image.png (781 KB, 720x1080)

781 KB PNG

Which Homu are we right now?

>>48914767
Feels great too

>>48914773
>plot twist
>we nanatsu no taizai now

Who wants some lewds after the thread?

>>48914794
>I didn't wish for this song
My sides.

>>48914794
the one that did nothing wrong

>>48914806
None of them except murderface did anything wrong.

File: what could go wrong.png (91 KB, 594x383)

91 KB PNG

>>48914751
Sorry, didn't save that one, have this instead.

>>48914803
Who doesn't?

>>48914803
>>48914815
Shh, no lewds, only despair

>>48914824
You mean 'healing', right?

File: Spoiler Image (622 KB, 680x691)

622 KB PNG

>>48914828
Right you are!

File: 1422200898519.jpg (26 KB, 535x445)

26 KB JPG

>>48914824
Maybe they're sad lewds

>>48914803

don't start with that writefag shit again. go away

File: paranoia.jpg (92 KB, 723x727)

92 KB JPG

>>48914751

File: 1433403022553.png (72 KB, 265x294)

72 KB PNG

>MGNQ
>Hell, I don't even remember how that ended
>Check the archives
>Oh fu-

>>48914803
What kind of lewds are we talking about?

>>48914840
Why is Mami so lewd?

File: Spoiler Image (390 KB, 600x1200)

390 KB JPG

>>48914840
>Pic related?

>>48914840
Be careful, alcohol is bad for your head

File: 1451765442050.jpg (98 KB, 1280x720)

98 KB JPG

>in media res OP
>not even single QM update
>thread instantly at 100+ posts
What is this sorcery?

File: 1423907867846.jpg (285 KB, 825x667)

285 KB JPG

>>48914803

>>48914840
Maybe it's some light-headed humor relief.

File: Free_to_a_good_home.png (100 KB, 800x800)

100 KB PNG

>>48914794
Sorry for being late, where's my whisky and pancakes?

File: Cheers.png (580 KB, 720x576)

580 KB PNG

>>48914872
MGNQ, you are welcome.

File: 3baae45bfa3d9ff89b497a2a7(...).jpg (148 KB, 650x900)

148 KB JPG

>>48914872
This story has over 300 threads, there's a bit of a fanbase built up

>>48914872
5 months of no Decu makes anon a dull boy.

File: box_of_S.png (34 KB, 300x300)

34 KB PNG

>>48914853
You know, the usual...

File: 1437850747090.jpg (473 KB, 2207x2039)

473 KB JPG

Oh for fuck's sake, Deculture, I had shit planned for this afternoon.

File: image.png (239 KB, 415x617)

239 KB PNG

>>48914872
>What is this sorcery?
The magical kind.

>>48914903
Yeah but who's in it?

>>48914905
Oh come on /k/ sticking that 50 cal up your ass can wait.

>>48914872
A quest that's been running for 4 years.

It has a somewhat sizable fanbase, you could say.

>>48914890
9/10, Would feed sould gems to.

>>48914853
The written kind. Somewhat fap worthy. Somewhat spoilery on my end, but fuck it.

>>48914878
I could see it being called that.

>>48914903
Sorry, I lost that Strauss x Midori piece ages ago, maybe a year?

WHO REMEMBERS HOW TO SUMMON DECU?

>>48914917
>sould
Goddamnit, I'm retarded.

>>48914922
NYAN NYAN

>>48914286
[x] .how long have I been out?

>>48914931
NIHAO NYAN

>>48914872
Some of us had to bottle our shadowruns inside. Now the thread overflows with shadowruns.

>>48914931
ONE KYOUKO!

>>48914922
ONE JOB

>>48914922
STANDING

File: __toosaka_rin_fate_extra_(...).jpg (352 KB, 577x824)

352 KB JPG

>>48914922
Blondes.

>>48914938
GORGEOUS

>>48914947
DELICIOU

File: Summon.png (639 KB, 1920x1200)

639 KB PNG

>>48914947

File: summoning ritual.png (482 KB, 1882x492)

482 KB PNG

>>48914922

>>48914944
ON THE EDGE

>>48914954
S ONE JOB

>>48914965
OF THE CRATER

File: tFoFA.png (192 KB, 700x750)

192 KB PNG

>>48914922

File: image.jpg (78 KB, 480x411)

78 KB JPG

>>48914967
F-Forgive me

>>48914576
My left knee got healed, and just now my right knee seems broken.

File: Spoiler Image (26 KB, 92x109)

26 KB PNG

>>48914920
Did you mean
>pic Related?

>>48914983
Eitherway, get both of them ready since it's time to bust some kneecaps

File: wake me up.jpg (749 KB, 1619x923)

749 KB JPG

>>48914922
Stockings.

>>48914972
LOOKING AT THE GLASS OF KONG

Deculture is having weather problems

>>48915038
Fucking moon showers

>>48915038
Oh, shit. Why do you say that? Please, tell me it´s a joke

File: Spoiler Image (301 KB, 1280x1920)

301 KB JPG

>>48914922
Oh right! Blonds! And Legs!

File: 1443321889858.jpg (493 KB, 1075x756)

493 KB JPG

>>48915038
B-but Jeb told me there were no meteor showers today!

>>48915038
Weather over there is just cloudy right now. The weather is fine.

>>48915049
>>48915056
We've lost all contact with deculture, only the wrath of moon showers could do that.

File: headpat simulator.png (1.3 MB, 1013x705)

1.3 MB PNG

>>48914576
Coincidentally, I came across a substitute dose of scar tissue, panacakes, dress-up and headpats.

Chiaki edit when? Hat, pls.

File: Spoiler Image (2.92 MB, 2158x2000)

2.92 MB JPG

>>48915050

File: Spoiler Image (75 KB, 850x850)

75 KB JPG

>>48915050

>>48914576

ERP

>>48914890
What in all of the fuck have I stumbled upon? This seems like a fun read, but is going through this worth 300+ threads?

And if we're Homura, why is our harem not made entirely out of Madokas?

File: Spoiler Image (1.08 MB, 1066x1416)

1.08 MB JPG

>>48915050

>>48915087
READ IT!!!

>>48915087
>Harem of Madokas
Yeahhh, about that...

File: 1464785981994.png (97 KB, 250x400)

97 KB PNG

>>48915087
>is going through this worth 300+ threads?
No. But you will do it anyway. Good luck, you will need it!

File: 1452996200602.png (158 KB, 571x298)

158 KB PNG

>>48915087
Get the fuck out before you get spoiled, and fucking read it. Three times.

>>48915087
>And if we're Homura, why is our harem not made entirely out of Madokas?
Because we waifued the girl that tried to get our client raped.

>>48915087
You don't want THESE Madokas.
Read all about it in the 300+ threads. Or the 2. one.

File: 1416598108761.png (167 KB, 700x700)

167 KB PNG

>>48915087
Yes
That question will answer itself very quickly

>>48915087

You are trapped on Decu's wild ride now. There's no way out until you read it all.

>>48915050
>no image search results
>generic filename
Source?

>>48915087
The eBooks found here go up to thread 268, have fun!
http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

>>48915122
We will do this after the the thread, ok? Lewds are gonna be postet anyways.

>>48915124
>missing out on the /tg/ shadowruns
Unacceptable

>>48915087
Yes. And you had 5 months to do it, but I guess there's no helping some people

File: In_a_Quest_Thread.jpg (61 KB, 600x372)

61 KB JPG

>>48915087
We evolved.

>>48915138
Shh, They cannot miss something they don't know about.

>>48915124
How do you save it as a pdf?

>>48915146
I miss Decu art

>>48915094
>>48915108
>>48915109
>>48915111
>>48915112
>>48915115
>>48915116
>>48915118
>>48915124


As this is apparently going to be the next few months of my life, I thank you for the weird shit and the encouragement. I shall see you all several threads from now!

>>48915159

Why would you want to save it in an inferior format? Git gud.

>>48915159
PDFs are in the rars.

File: 1414859418605.png (137 KB, 650x615)

137 KB PNG

>>48915176
Cheers, you poor fucker.

>>48915176

Hahaha!

>>48915159
The .rar files contain .docx, .pdf, .epub, and .mobi variants!

File: 1470191320641.png (146 KB, 422x493)

146 KB PNG

>>48915160
>those who call themselves "mgnq fans", they disgust me deeply

File: Useless_meat_returns.png (1.27 MB, 1280x720)

1.27 MB PNG

>>48915087
>>48915112
>>48915116
>>48915176

Come to think of it...
Aren't we TECHNICALLY dating Madoka right now after all the whole affair of her becoming the vessel of her?[/Spoiler]

>>48915176
Another one has been trapped.

Are you dildos satisfied for fresh blood now?

File: Spoiler Image (125 KB, 1023x733)

125 KB JPG

>>48915108
Well...

You there, new person, don't look at this, it's a legit spoiler.

>>48915207
Thank you for the warning

>>48915184
Do I have to get it from the 4shared or mediafire sites?

>>48915205
Our harem increases. This is good

>>48915206

MORE DILDOS FOR THE DILDO GOD

>>48915207
Pretty sure Godoka was not THAT bountiful.

That said, flat is the best.

>>48915207
Goddamn The Blessed Lady is stacked.

File: Kharn_pre_Murderface.png (185 KB, 454x772)

185 KB PNG

>>48915231
PANTYS FOR THE PANTY-THRONE

What the hell is this?

Is there ANY possible way that these supposed 300 threads of story can be summed up? Because I just don't have the time to read the archives and I don't care about spoilers.

>>48915223
For now, that's where I uploaded it way back.
I might move it to Mega or something once I catch the eBook up with the latest threads, but like anon said >>48915124 I only have up to 268 done right now.

>>48915259

No.

Read it or dont

File: 1426992971891.png (6 KB, 477x284)

6 KB PNG

>>48915259
Summary: We are fucked.

File: image.jpg (99 KB, 1072x821)

99 KB JPG

>>48915231
I yearn for the day we pull this thing out of the shield

>>48915259
Waste your precious Life away, it only took me about 2 month.
AND IT WAS WORTH IT!

>>48915239
It corresponds to Hope levels, obviously
>>48915259
Homura is an alcoholic stu,bling their way through the misbegotten collision of anon, madoka magica, 40k, and metal gear solid/rising plus some other things. dramatic theology gets involved

>>48915290

Just think

We'll have to go through.

MGNQ SURVIVE

>>48914286

You make to ask for something - something to eat and drink, to sate two pangs of biological need that you've thought you've long sinced abandoned after your explosive, genocidal apostheosis - when the beginnings of a migraine begin to pound itself dead against the back of your eyeballs. Gritting your teeth and leaning back against your throne's backrest, you press the heels of your gloved hands against your temples.

Mercy, it...it feels like a hangover. Something you haven't felt in years.

Or centuries.

"Ma'am?" Invidia ventures again, and you feel her warm, soft hand briefly coming in contact with the bared skin of your shoulder. You don't mind physical contact - you're certainly not as averse to it as Ira could be sometimes - but for some reason the once-comforting touch made the pain burning behind your eyelids that much hotter. That much pricklier. Enough that you very nearly jumped out of your throne as you recoiled in your seat.

+ Don't FUCKING touch me. +

The pulse came absolutely from nowhere, and with it the hot, acidic venom that sent it stabbing right into the pale blonde simply trying to see if you're all there. But instead of dying a slackened, drooling death for having most of her brain cells fried, the bespectacled girl simply blinks at you, before discreetly pressing a handkerchief to her now-bleeding nose. Black, tarry blood rapidly staining the linen with a dirty crimson.

[1/2]

>>48915259

There's recap threads in the archives. You can just go through these if you're a lazy pussy.

>>48915303


"My...my apologies for overstepping my boundaries, ma'am. It won't happen again." Invidia says in a small, apologetic voice muffled by her handkerchief, before bowing crisply at her waist and then drawing back. The other girl in the room - the tanned, athletic sort with the red hair - snorts in her own easy chair, before idly turning the page in her comic book. Some sort of girly manga, if you're any judge.

...In the haze of pain currently clouding your vision, you don't remember allowing that kind of thing here, but here we are.

"And WE talked about not trying to do other people's jobs for them, even when they're not around to do it." The one-eyed girl purses her lips to puff a stubborn bang out of her eyes. "Honestly, Invidia, we like that you're eager, but you're not going to score any points with any of us with what you're doing, especially with the boss. Keep that up and you're going to make one of us really angry, and--"

"And I won't like it if you're angry?" The bespectacled blonde, still holding a handkerchief to her nose, turns to spit at the girl. "Is that what you were going to say, IRA?"

There's a moment of silence - blessed silence - before Ira replies. "No, and frankly I'm the last person you should be worried about when I get pissed. I usually just slip out and vent my temper outdoors. But if you get the others worried - especially Luxuria - well." She shakes her head, before smiling at your direction. "You'll have the boss looking for a new candidate to fill a fresh vacancy."

The blonde simply glares at the redhead in stark, offended silence, which prompts the latter to reply again. "What? It's just a NAME, Invidia. We told you that in Orientation. It's not a stereotype we have to live up to."

[2/3]

>>48915307

Those are sort of terrible to understand what happened.

>>48915323

"...What...whatever." The bespectacled blonde stammers in a huff, before turning back to you. "Um. Well. My apologies again for earlier, ma'am, but really, is there anything I can get you? You don't look very well, if you don't mind my saying so..."

You shake your head, feeling the pain dull to a throbbing sting behind your temples. No, you don't need anything. You'll be fine.

It'd be nice to know just how long you were out, though.

"A few weeks, I think?" Ira calls from her corner as she pulls out what looks like a smartphone from her back pocket. "We thought you were just taking a really long nap for the hell of it, but after the first week we were wondering if we should wrap you up and stash you in a warmer part of the Fortress, in case you were hibernating."

...A few weeks? That long? And no one tried to wake you up?

Ira and Invidia exchange glances before the latter shrugs. "You were snoring, boss. It looked like you needed the rest." A moment later, and she smiles proudly. "But we made sure to take care of things while you were out. Especially, uh, 'that'. We made sure to take care of it, since we knew it was really important to you and everything."

"Oh, yes." Invidia manages to smile this time, the bleeding from her nose seemingly staunched for now. "The sacrifices are fresh, the wards remain secure. 'That' is pristine, so you don't need to worry about it, at least, ma'am."

How do you respond?

[]Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.
[]Ask where the others are.
[]What...is 'that' ?

File: tumblr_nul6ciTkWL1qg3g8oo(...).jpg (164 KB, 556x772)

164 KB JPG

>>48915297
c e a s e

>>48915323
>Luxuria
Fucking called it.

>>48915338
>What...is 'that' ?
NO BRAKES ON THE SUFFERING TRAIN

File: B48lhHwCIAASTUg.png (842 KB, 1024x1143)

842 KB PNG

>>48915338
>>[]Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.
I'm sure 'that' is fine

>>48915338
>[X]What...is 'that' ?

>>48915338
>[X]Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.
>[X]What...is 'that' ?

Dis gon be bad.

>>48915338
>[]What...is 'that' ?

>>48915338
>[x]What...is 'that' ?
"That" is the most dangerous thing in the story of mangos. We must know what "that" is about.

>>48915340

AND IT BE A WITCH BARRIER THAT YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF.

MAGICAL GIRL SURVIVE QUEST

>>48915338
[x]Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.

>>48915338
[x] Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.

'that' would clearly be the Nameless One.

>>48915338
>[x]Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.
>[x]Ask where the others are.
'that' can wait It's Midorin, right?

>>48915338
>[X]Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.
>[X]What...is 'that' ?

At last

>>48915266
I'm going to participate anyway. I'll show you that can help!

>>48915274
I can work with that.

>>48915286
I cannot!

>>48915290
I CAN TOTALLY WORK WITH THIS.

>>48915338

[X]Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.

>>48915399
Ah right, Chiaki is also a professional. Or a watch-wearing dildo, as some call them. Also Warmasta. Also, right now Homuzifer without having the personality of Homusatan.

>>48915259
At first it was a mix of Max Payne and PMMM - a tough alcoholic amniesiac meguca for hire trying to understand what the hell is going on while going on dangerous missions. Expect a lot of suffering, paranoia, shooting kneecaps, headpats, whiskey and pancakes.

File: 1429500623855.png (1.31 MB, 541x635)

1.31 MB PNG

>>48915338
>[X]Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.
>[X]What...is 'that' ?
MGNQ lives again!

So, will we hand over our Soul Gem to an obvious ploy and, as expected, get none of the promised revelation and truth, only the absolute assurance that everything got fucked up and all of our allies either turned against us, abandoned us, or effectively dead?

>>48915338
>[X]Ask where the others are.

>>48915338
>[]What...is 'that' ?
I am a littel dizzy. Remind me of "that"
>[]Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.
>[]Ask where the others are.

File: 1448761949004.jpg (26 KB, 236x323)

26 KB JPG

>>48915338
Did... did we just hit not-Mami in the face?

That's just sick and wrong. Even if she is a traitorous bitch.

>>48915399
Red / blue is canon.
Green is the danger.
And I hope you like checkers.

>>48915338
[X] Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.

>>48915434
Oh please, we aready did that.

>>48915429
>At first it was a mix of Max Payne and PMMM
You're forgetting Blade Runner; 'retiring' fellow Magical Girls.

>>48915434
Well, we DID get the truth. But we were not able to handle it.

>>48915444
There are plenty of blondes that aren't Mami, kharn

File: Imagination.png (381 KB, 800x810)

381 KB PNG

>>48915433
>MGNQ lives again!
>Implying we are off the boat.

>>48915399
>I'm going to participate anyway. I'll show you that can help!

Don't

Fuck

It

Up

>>48915480

Hes gonna fuck it up

>>48915460
Dunno about you, but we are mostly annoyed by the truth, other than not being abled to handle it.

>>48915338
>[x]Thank them for their diligence, and ask for a sitrep. You must've missed a lot, and you need to keep up to date.

>>48915338
>[]What...is 'that' ?

>>48915485
>[X] Lick her Soulgem
>[X] Hand over Soulgem
>[X] Make this Quest interesting

>>48915460
We got the truth, but it was stuff that we already knew.
We got conned; we were sold a bill of goods of things we already owned.

>>48915444
I... I think we hit her with a pulse of pure magic? Like, it was some kind of instinctive reaction that should have fried her brain, but we just gave her a nosebleed.

>>48915480
Oh please, I may not know all the backstory, but we're some kind of evil Homu and the seven deadly sins are our underlings. Also Madoka has gone completely evil or something? Anyway... What could possibly go further wrong from this point?

>>48915509
>implying licking or whiskey warmer was a mistake.

File: 1410548579712.png (29 KB, 368x333)

29 KB PNG

>>48915468
Even if we are still at the boat it still better than noting dood

File: 1329350972260.gif (486 KB, 256x192)

486 KB GIF

>>48915518

>he has no fucking idea

>>48915518
>What could possibly go further wrong from this point?
>asking this ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY

>>48915524
>implying I was criticising making best Girl our waifu.

File: 1451152303048.png (86 KB, 500x500)

86 KB PNG

>>48915518
>What could possibly go further wrong from this point?

We spent four years finding new and exciting ways to fuck shit up.

File: CDmeS_1W8AAdc6G.png (73 KB, 500x500)

73 KB PNG

>>48915518
>Anyway... What could possibly go further wrong from this point?

Don't listen to all the trolls, new guy. MGNQ is actually about idols, everything else is just a PV or something.

>>48915518
>Anyway... What could possibly go further wrong from this point?
Hand over our Soul Gem to an enemy who flat out said she's going to kill us, but will show us the truth of things if we just give her our phylactery.

Keep fighting an ally who believes we've been completely corrupted and who thinks she's getting orders straight from Godoka instead of giving her a psychic memory dump that shows that she's wrong, we're right, and would have (by word of OP) made her stop fighting and ally with us.

File: 1422302774302.jpg (94 KB, 723x727)

94 KB JPG

>>48915518
>Basing your ground knowledge on an extremely atypical cold open that the regulars have no idea what the fuck is happening yet
ha ha ha!
> What could possibly go further wrong from this point?
ha ha ha!

File: b108615df20f1d6bc63c6e454(...).jpg (311 KB, 520x770)

311 KB JPG

>>48915568
>im-fucking-plying

>>48915573
But she DID promise the trufh. And we got our Trufh. and now wea re arfom

>>48915568
Fuck off, Lorry!

>>48915573
>Keep fighting an ally who believes we've been completely corrupted and who thinks she's getting orders straight from Godoka instead of giving her a psychic memory dump that shows that she's wrong, we're right, and would have (by word of OP) made her stop fighting and ally with us.

And now we're getting on a suicide mission to rescue her.

>>48915540
I have absolutely no clue, Anon. And I'm gonna stay that way. All I know is that I cannot POSSIBLY fuck things up worse than you guys have already fucked it up.

>>48915543
It's a valid question, things look pretty fucking bad.


>>48915557
I'll bet you have.

>>48915559
It doesn't count if I'm invoking it deliberately!

>>48915568
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it is. I believe you COMPLETELY.

>>48915573
WOW you guys fucked up. Don't worry, I'm here to save the day! The previous sentence is a blatant lie

>>48915580
I think it's fairly obvious what's going on, actually. At least from the perspective of someone with no knowledge of previous threads.

File: Voting-Banner_NECO.png (307 KB, 800x800)

307 KB PNG

>>48915338
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

>>48915568
Lorifags get out

>>48915573

Don't forget "Get fucked"

File: 1381584865571.png (295 KB, 800x800)

295 KB PNG

>>48915338
I believe that the voting period is over

>>48915585
>But she DID promise the trufh. And we got our Trufh. and now wea re arfom
Yeah, but we didn't get anything new. She just told us everything we already knew to be the truth.

We got conned into paying for something we already had.

>>48915518
We're already in deep shit

We gonna go deeper new guy, just remember to make bad decisions for 'truth'.

Also: Green is the danger

>>48915621
There is no such Thing as "bad decisions" if it's more Exposition!

>>48915613
Ah yes.
Making the glass cannon rogue charge the boss instead of letting the tanks handle it.

>>48915610
>>48915615

Y'all dun goofed

>>48915621
What are these colors? Someone else said red/blue is canon, and also that stuff about green being the danger.

And... Checkers?

Also, please stop fucking yourselves over for exposition. Clearly the truth is simply having a giant fuckoff gun.

>>48915642
Red/blue is the couple!
Checkers is 2. best Girl.
and green green! BEST GIRL! Also, MM X MM

>>48915642
Colours is colours, anon
Red is bro
Blue is a bitch
Green a danger
Checkers a shit
Pink is uh... Well, fucked?

>>48915655
>>48915661
Lemme just decipher this. I think I almost have it... I just need one more piece of information...

Is there a yellow?

>>48915642
>Having opinions while knowing literally jack shit
annoying

>>48915642
Guy, seriously, stay if you want, but you are not going to get the references other anons are trowing at you. Also, obviously, you have to rad the archive if you want to know what exactly is happening and how. As someone who entered about 18 months ago, I can guarantee that is a very good quest. You are going to enjoy it a lot

>>48915674

We do not talk about yellow.

>>48915674
Yellow is fluffy pancakes.

>>48915674
PANCAKES!

File: No.png (75 KB, 549x802)

75 KB PNG

>>48915655
>1st best girl
>2nd best girl
Watermelon or bust!

>>48915661
>talking shit about checkers

>>48915674
Yellow is lewd

File: everybody the vidya.jpg (1.09 MB, 1004x1852)

1.09 MB JPG

>>48915642

>>48915699
You know she's a shit and you can't deny it.

>>48915642
We can't go gun ho as much anymore. We're a dildo now, we do dildo things.

Are you actually new to this, or it's just a ploy to see more mgnq memes without context

>>48915674
Oh right, and Green is also Writing fapfics about us. And when I say Writing, I mean drawing doujinshi. And when I mean doujinshi I mean FUCKING GLOBAL BEST SELLER HENTAI!

File: 14b3f4bf294def78c5c9c5fd3(...).png (30 KB, 432x432)

30 KB PNG

MGNQ Sitrep: FUBAR & SNAFU.

Yeah, this quest requires both.

>>48915642
Also, avoid all things that make a loud Crunch. That is the last thing anyone wants.

>>48915679
Knowing Jack Shit is my main feature, Anon. I'm gonna offer a fresh perspective and help everyone.

>>48915684
I kind of enjoy not knowing, and forming my own theories about what means what.

>>48915692
>>48915693
>>48915694
>>48915701
>>48915729
Interesting... I'm going to assume these colors correspond to the MGs with that color in Madoka Magica.

>>48915703
Ohhhh, so there ARE definitely multiple playable Homuras, like I thought. Excellent.

>>48915718
I am 100% new to this, and I embrace this fact wholeheartedly.

>>48915608
You think that stuff about the idols was a lie. It is, but it's a lot more true than you think.

File: 90% of Oglaf updates.png (173 KB, 1000x670)

173 KB PNG

>>48915729
Deepest lore!

>>48915744

Literally nobody wants a Crunch.

>>48915610

Bubsy pls go

>>48915744
A loud crunch, Anon? With a capital C?Hmm... Interesting. I'll avoid that.

>>48915749
It probably is at SOME extent. I mean this is clearly a mishmash of a bunch of stuff with MM at the center.

File: Spoiler Image (17 KB, 325x182)

17 KB JPG

>>48915729
Which also is becoming it's own Anime, with Lori and... Pic related... reading the main protagonists.

>>48915745
>I am 100% new to this, and I embrace this fact wholeheartedly

Here friend, dive into this madness and don't come back until you've caught up with 4 years of thread memes.

http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Thread_index

>>48915779
Why is Lori such a shit?

>>48915785
She is.

>>48915783
No.

I choose not to waste my days away reading this many threads. I simply have not the time.

This cold open shall be my starting point.

File: heather_fusiondance.png (69 KB, 600x420)

69 KB PNG

>>48915760
not true

File: tumblr_nnl30u4ZuS1sprrbso(...).jpg (400 KB, 565x700)

400 KB JPG

>>48915745
>Knowing Jack Shit is my main feature, Anon. I'm gonna offer a fresh perspective and help everyone.
>taking loud pride in ignorance
so, annoying as fuck like I said

>>48915779
>implying vanilla Miku
>not Calne Ca mecha skelly Miku

>>48915799

Only in your dreams.

>>48915802
Sorry for annoying you Anon, but I simply haven't been part of the ride from the beginning, this looks interesting, and I don't have the spare time to read through 300 threads of content.

>>48915779
When are we confronting the 20th officio about ruri?

>>48915812
SHAMEFUR DESPRAY! I SHALL COMIT SUDOKU!

>>48915814
You mean nightmares. That abomination there is the stuff of nightmares.

>>48915785
but lori's just doing the voicing

>>48915822
We don't know shit about the 20th and Ruri being connected in character.

>>48915828
Who the fuck is Iori?

>>48915820

Stop being a pussy, you'd have gotten through five threads at least in the time you argued. Each individual thread is rather short.

>>48915840
wait ruri is connected to the 20th?

File: Anon_-_Homudrinkanvas.jpg (80 KB, 462x468)

80 KB JPG

>>48915739
>my quest has gone wrong, just as I expected

>>48915820
Then fuck off.

>>48915842

The anal idol

File: 1338679425047.gif (493 KB, 495x370)

493 KB GIF

>>48915795

>Doesn't "Have the time" to catch up on threads.
>"Has time" to start theorycrafting on shit that has long been established and explained.

Amazing logic anon, you must be an intellectual Powerhouse that is sure to change this ENTIRE questline for the better!

>>48915842
the Iori

>>48915846
Our 4 years of shadowrunning has borne fruit, lad

>thread reached bump limit
D-Decu...?

>>48915860
Yeah but could you give me a pointer to where that exactly happened

Ignorant anon is harmless, stop throwing bitch fits, all of you.

>>48915871

Thought it was 550?

>>48915871

Decu is kill. Too much gains