>>48783388
Sweet

>>48783388
We ROOT quest soon
The rest of Team Princess will understand
Sensei... might?

>>48783388
Wooh, my first time ever catching this live. I just finished binging the archive last night.

>>48783412
ROOT is just a tool. What we end up doing with it is up to us.

>>48783412
Eh, not sure Nori will be up for it. Maybe she can be convinced that ROOT is needed for more delicate and business matter.
And the other two or so anons stop trying to overthrow her father.

>>48783430
wel yeah
We won't be the old Remove-Uchiha ROOT
Neo-ROOT will be a gentler, protective organization of one little girl and her old-ass retainer.

As the anon that just binged the archive I like all the ROOT stuff, it's an interesting angle for a Naruto quest. I can also see it's use and importance, it just can't be a personal tool like it was for Danzo. Have to have some checks and balances in place.

>>48783412
We can totally get Hinata on board if we manipulate her a little and phrase it right

>>48783454
>>48783460
>>48783430
>>48783412

Yeah. I'd rather Neo-ROOT (BRANCH?) be less of a paramilitary, Operation Gladio-esque thing and more friendly and genuine in protecting Konoha.

>>48783478
"What is more important that protecting the village, protecting your family? Sure, we do that as ninja already but this is different... it is more... we are the roots that hold up the tree that is the village and Kohona itself. Don't you want to keep everyone safe Hinata?"

>>48783490
Take a look at a problem from all angles and see how best to solve it.

Basically the Hokage's job, but with more freedom. And less narrow minded idealism in Minato's case.

>>48783388
Sensei pantsu when?

>>48783490
Those aren't mutually exclusive anon we can be completely genuine in protecting the leaf while still being the way Root used to be

>>48783536
Never you lewd fuck.

>>48783529
So Sasuke's plan after Kaguya?

>>48783541

I'd rather not be old-ROOT.

>>48783388
Man I really miss Boruto but also super hyped for this feelscounfusingman?

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tfw Neo-ROOT develops into a fanatically loyal cult of personality for their rabbit-themed princess

>>48783541
Less paramilitary and maybe more MI:6 Double 0 agents.

>>48783578
Why not because they weren't the good guys, this is child soldier ninja land expect to be doing shady shit left and right

>>48783578
ROOT is by definition a black-ops military organization. I don't understand what you mean by "friendly".

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The night had passed without incident- at least, as far as your residence was concerned.

You hadn’t slept, and not for lack of trying, either. In the end you decided that it was better to stay awake; after all, somebody needed to remain vigilant.

Whilst you were awake, you passed the time gazing at the moon and stars- you had always enjoyed stargazing, and found the practice relaxing. The full moon was due any day now- a rather fortuitous omen.

As the sun rose, relief rose within you in equal measure. Konoha was safe for another day, and you had another day to prepare.

You briefly consider sleeping now, but quickly discard that notion. You have a few more plans to go over, and you needed to talk to father.
Sleep could wait.

You’ve been brainstorming some ideas for the third round- and by concealing your stellar abilities, you already had one powerful ace in the hole.

However, this was just one plan, and it was very conditional. Maybe another layer of secrecy was warranted?

You….

1. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by appearing meek and frightened.

2. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel.

3. Opt against secrecy- maybe intimidation and threats would serve you better?

4. Decide information gathering and spying would serve you better.

5. Decide against all of it. Your stellar abilities would be enough.

>>48783609
We wear smiley masks

>>48783619
>2. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel.

Bruce Wayne it up

>>48783619
>2. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel.
Sounds like fun.

>>48783619
>2. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel.

>>48783619
>4. Decide information gathering and spying would serve you better.
Knowledge is power.

Maybe a bit of
>2. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel.
too

>>48783603
I'm down with this. On another note, I wander if there's a way to use stellar to consume light rather than creating it.. It may help us with being stealthy. Most shinobi strike me as less sneaky ninjas and more WMD's.

>>48783619
>2. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel.
Turn rich bitch Tsuki up to 11, liters to carry us to the exam, servants to fan us when we get sweaty

>>48783619
4. Decide information gathering and spying would serve you better.

>>48783619
>2. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel.

>>48783619
>2. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel.
This is gonna be a great time

>>48783619
>2. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel.

>>48783619
>4. Decide information gathering and spying would serve you better.
With a dash of 2.

>>48783619
2. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel.
>4. Decide information gathering and spying would serve you better.
Time to Kabuto it up, we can even make our own NINJA INFOR CARDS!

>>48783619
2. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel.
Have them think we're a spoiled brat, who bought their way into being a ninja.
4. Decide information gathering and spying would serve you better.
Team exercise?

>>48783619
>4. Decide information gathering and spying would serve you better.

>2. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel.

But remember guys this will only work for people outside our class. Most people know Tsuki as more levelheaded and humble at this point among our class.

>>48783619
>2
Time for maximum over-ohohohoho~

>>48783619
>2. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel.

>>48783619
Are these just for the Exams? Or is this an all time.

>>48783619
>2. Decide to focus on making your enemies underestimate you- by playing up the act of the indulgent wastrel.

>>48783745
FOREVER!

2 with a dash of 4 thrown in

But really just 2, Tsuki knows how to spend money.

Writing.

>>48783745
Just for the Exams. It would be tiring to do it forever. A girl has to relax.

>>48783745
Exams I think.

>>48783817
>get through to the finals
>anyone who's not from Konoha wonders how the hell we made it this far
>"Didn't you peasants know? The Norihime Clan is so wealthy I even paid off NATURE!"
>"Ohohoho!"

>Ok plan of action
Shopping trips for the girls, hot spring trips, invite Temari or Kin to appear ditzy rich girl

>>48783883
>We beat people in the exams
>We keep loudly acting like we paid them to take a dive
>They just get more mad about it

hilarious

>>48783817
Well we cant use one, we are going against leaf ninja as well.
Speaking of which all non leaf ninja that see the Stellar release must die. So no using it unless we really want something dead.

>>48783883
And they will belive it and report us to all overseers who just laugh at them and walk away

>>48783904
>"I know my family paid you, but I didn't think we paid you enough to embarrass yourself like that!"
>"Ohohoho!"
>"That's not even true! She didn't pay me anything!"
>"OHOHOHO!"
>"I swear, it's a lie! It's all lies!"

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>>48783883
>>48783904

>>48783953
>OHOHOHO Intensifies.

>>48783944
>Speaking of which all non leaf ninja that see the Stellar release must die.

Stop anon. You can't keep it a secret forever. Everybody watches the finals.

>>48783944
Anon, that's a ridiculous plan. Rumors and reports will spread. There are spies everywhere.

>>48783944

It can work, since we can play it off as the Chuunin Exams making us feel stressed and anxious.

>>48783970
>>48783944
Stellar release is better as the public face. It's flashy, bright, and extremely powerful. No one would expect us to ever NOT use it once we show it off in the finals. It's extremely important that no one connects Stellar and anything shady, because we're the only one who can use it.

It's like a fingerprint, what's better, always wearing gloves that you only remove to commit crimes, or putting gloves on when you don't want to leave fingerprints?

>>48783817
We can do it old school not-ninja way. Pay the homeless or a group of kids playing around to snoop around the camps for us. Something tells me that most shinobi wouldn't expect someone who isn't one of them.

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>>48783966
>Ours is the laugh that will pierce the heavens

>>48783970
>>48783975
All i'm saying is that we cant let Stellar release be know to the public until at least the tournament phase so we need to either keep it under wraps or kill anyone who sees it.

>>48784008
You may have a point but im still unconvinced.

>>48784061
Anon Tsuki literally said in the opening posts that Stellar was an Ace in the hole for the 3RD round. That's the tournament bit.

>>48784008
But anon we will need to use it or we'll get our shit fucked by sasuke,gara,and sai

>>48784061
I also, would like to keep it secret until the tournaments, if we can. Or atleast if we must use it, to make sure we kill whoever we need to use it on.

>>48784079
>Implying getting fucked by Sausage is a bad thing
But Neji would be better. And showing Yondaime-sama how a real Lady loves would be best.

>>48784061
If there a threat to Konoha they fine kill them, theres no better time to "accidentally" kill someone then the Chunni exams

How noticeable is Afterglow? Do we just glow blue?

>>48784108
Go away you shitty Jiraiya expy.

>>48784079
>Fucking your crush's younger brother
gutter trash, anon
>A hyperemotional serial murderer
>A literal autist

>>48784071
>>48784085
ok great we are all on the same page

>>48784115
We leave a blue streak like Sonic the Hedgehog. We also probably turn bright red and get all giddy.

>>48784168
That's kind of adorable.

>>48784168
We can just blame those on us being eccentric with our money.

>Ohohoho~ I wanted to glow blue when getting serious so I had my outfit modified. Now I match my hair.

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It’s worked well for you in the past, and will likely work well here, too.

You pull out several pieces of paper and begin writing things down-

First, music. Father can get in touch with a live orchestra from the Capital- surely an entrance such as yours deserves to be truly….. Glorious.

Mannerisms shouldn’t be hard to maintain- but you write down a note to yourself to practice your laughing at least thrice throughout the day.

A costume would be nice, as well. Hmmm. You’ll come back to that.

An Idea strikes you- it would be wise to gather up information in a book of some kind, as well. But how to gather it, especially in such a short period of time….?

You summon for Maru- and within a few heartbeats, she arrives.

“You called, Tsuki-dono?” she says, bowing respectfully.

“Maru, send the boys out to gather information. I want to know to name of every peasant with even the remotest dreams of becoming a chunin, alright? Any other information about them of their abilities would be appreciated.” You dictate, not stopping your fluid writing to look at her.

"It will be done, Tsuki-dono."

“Oh, and whip up a feast.” You offhandedly.

“A feast….?” She says inquisitively.

“I have the strangest feeling I might be a bit peckish tomorrow, Maru.” you say, turning and winking at your head maid.

“As you wish, Tsuki-dono.”

Now, the costume….

1. Something resplendent and golden, to bring focus on your sublime beauty!

2. Something silver, with lots of quality fur, to emphasize your class!

3. Something dark and lacy- to draw all eyes to you!

4. Something bizarre- to play up your eccentricity!

>>48784204
We have to say the name of the technique anon, if we don't it apparently becomes harder to do

>>48784221
>1. Something resplendent and golden, to bring focus on your sublime beauty!

>>48784221
>2. Something silver, with lots of quality fur, to emphasize your class!

>>48784221
2. Something silver, with lots of quality fur, to emphasize your class!
Show the Gutter trash who there new god is

>>48784221
>2. Something silver, with lots of quality fur, to emphasize your class!
>4. Something bizarre- to play up your eccentricity!

Loud, weird and obnoxious rich girl.

>>48784221
>2. Something silver, with lots of quality fur, to emphasize your class!

Fur coat time, finally

>>48784221
>2. Something silver, with lots of quality fur, to emphasize your class!
Tiger fur is best fur.

>>48784221
>1. Something resplendent and golden, to bring focus on your sublime beauty!

>>48784221
4.
Full on over the top
We're not trying to go for an impression here aside from wacky and harmless I think.

>>48784221
>2. Something silver, with lots of quality fur, to emphasize your class!

>>48784221
>2. Something silver, with lots of quality fur, to emphasize your class!

>>48784271
Isn't that a little too obvious, its a fine line were walking. If we go to fabulous people will now were playing a character, and not enough won't make them think less of us

Go for close fitting black dress with a big fluffy silver showl

>>48784221
>4. Something bizarre- to play up your eccentricity!
A cloth-of-gold kimono covered in rabbits worshiping the moon

>>48784221
>2. Something silver, with lots of quality fur, to emphasize your class!

Furs to show off CASSSSHHHH MONEY

>>48784221
>2. Something silver, with lots of quality fur, to emphasize your class!

>>48784221
>1. Something resplendent and golden, to bring focus on your sublime beauty!

They say if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

I say, why not both?

>>48784221
>1. Something resplendent and golden, to bring focus on your sublime beauty!
>2. Something silver, with lots of quality fur, to emphasize your class!

Silver and gold

Silver and gold~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9CEoaxg-Y0
This might be usable for an entrance song for Tsuki?

>>48784476

Our entrance/theme music has already been chosen.

>>48784476
This ones much better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GsQSJzmd1A

>>48784520
That's the AFTERGLOW! activation music.

Silver and Fur.

Writing.

>>48784536
>Shes moving three times faster then all the other ninjas

>>48784536
That'd be more like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ergosuSlBR0

>>48784221
>2. Something silver, with lots of quality fur, to emphasize your class!
Okay you fur coat fag out there, I'm voting this to throw you a bone.

Am I the only one who hopes we get gaara round 1? Imagine that Gaara out at round fucking 1!

>>48784577
You don't have to if you don't want to anon, but I appreciate it

>>48784571
That's true, TRANS AM fits better for afterglow.

Here's something we can play when charging up a large stellar move.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XTfu52VX6w

Implying when we finally decide its time for us to Unleash Stellar chakra we dont pause the fight and ask the band to change the mood up a little and "play track 2", before we go full speed demon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=936oRZXcAsw

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Silver? Yes.

Fur? Of course!

You sketch out a flurry of preliminary designs- nothing too concrete. The designers in the capital will want some wiggle room, after all. While Naru is out gathering information with the staff, you decide to go drop off your little design with father.

To your shock, he’s not on the office, but out on the pavilion, enjoying his new favorite luxury- the hookah you brought him from the Land of Wind.

You creep up to the pavilion doorway, then utilize the body flicker to initiate a sneak attack!

...of hugs.

As you hug your father from behind suddenly, he starts to laugh.

“You know, your mother used to do something similar. Tackle me out of hiding places, getting the jump on me and…. Anyway! Why can I do for you, my darling daughter?”
His smile is bright, and it’s nice to see him outside, even if it’s just on the property.

“Daddy.” You say with all the seriousness you can muster.

He cocks an eyebrow.

“I want a dress.” you declare.

“Really now, a dress? On the eve of your exams? ….What exactly are you planning?”

He sees right through you, as always.

You show him the designs, while gushing forth your plans for deception.

He studies them very seriously, absorbing every word. When you finish he stands- and picks you up.

“Anything for my sneaky shinobi. Now, where should we have these sent to? Oh, we’ll need it back in time for the tournament, indeed. And live music, quite interesting…” he says, addressing each aspect of the plan.

He’s walking forward while he does so, with you still lifted up… what is he doing?

Wait.

The pool.

You start to squirm incessantly. “Dad! I’m wearing my uniform! Please-”

“TOO SLOW, SHINOBI!” he cries, jumping forth into the pool.

~SPLASH~

>>48784676
They don't have electric guitars anon

>>48784687
>You start to squirm incessantly. “Dad! I’m wearing my uniform! Please-”
>“TOO SLOW, SHINOBI!” he cries, jumping forth into the pool.
>~SPLASH~

oh gawd, muh heart

>>48784694
they got tvs, radio and the like so im sure they do.

>>48784694
Lets invent those real quick.

>>48784687
Hah, best inventor dad.

>>48784687
FFFFFFF
Our dad's the best.

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>>48784687

>>48784605
We're all in it together anon, if it makes you happy, it's a small confession. Besides, I voted late anyways and it was gonna win ha

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>>48784687

>>48784687
What a dad thing to do, jeez.

>>48784711
Dad is the best. We need to make sure he stays happy. He's obviously really lonely, and he's pouring as much as he can into being a good dad, so we need to make sure to keep doing nice things for him and showing him how much we appreciate him. He more than deserves it.

>>48784772
industrial sabotage to hurt competitors?

>>48784772
We need to find him a date to the exams

>>48784687
Fug that's adorable.
Flashy dress for flashy pantyshots? It would be effective against all the boys! Except Neji, who's seen everyone nude, and Gaara who has the libido of a block of brie at this point.

>>48784783
I was more thinking hugs and spending more time with him working on inventions. Did you see how genuinely happy that made him when we did that? That's what we need to do.

>>48784797
Trying to hook up your dad is a little weird.

>>48784806
Really stop trying for that stuff mate. Not the quest for it.

>>48784820
Not unheard of though, that said... who would we even try to push him towards?

>>48784797
No he's an independent single father who built an empire that will last for generations on hard work,blood,sweat, and tears he needs no women! Though he could probably use a hobby and a friend or two

>>48784863
Maru

>>48784904
It's unbecoming for a servant and master do be together. How about Mei Terumi?

>>48784863
Tsunade.

>>48784925
>Mei Terumi
A foreign leader?

>>48784925
You mean the woman we've never met or heard of at this point

>>48784925

Not that anon.

I was gonna suggest we set him up with the Mizukage from Shippuden, then I googled her for a pic and realized that's exactly who Mei Terumi is.

I like the idea.

>>48784943

I don't think it'd work.

I like the idea, but I doubt it.

>>48784965

That's how you create alliances.

>>48784965
She's not a leader right now and always talks about getting married. Plus two kekkai genkai and she's something like 20 years younger than Tsunade.

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>>48784618
>not making link related Tsuki's stellar theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny24zPeQLks
>ISHYGDDT

>>48784979
I'd just be worried about conflicting goals. But I guess it might work.

I'd like to get Dad Anko. She starts off hot as hell and turns into a sweet plump lady who would make grand kids cookies.

>>48785009
>turns into a sweet plump lady
Fuck you Kishi, first she got sidelined from the war now this.

>>48784996
That's for when the move activates, mine was just for the charge up period.

>>48785009

It'd probably be fine.

And Anko would be cool.

>>48784996
TAKE THIS
OUR LOVE
OUR HATE
AND ALL OF OUR SORROW
STELLAR RELEASE: STELLAR HOLOCAUST

>>48784979
There's just the simple fact that we would never set our father up with non-leaf scum who just want infiltrate our village,soil our blood,and steal our secrets? Our father would also probably not want to do that sense he's probably a ROOT sympathizer

>>48785084
Plus shes from the village who murdered our sensei and his sensei

>>48785084
Our father already got set up with non-leaf scum whose secrets and blood were stolen and soiled respectively.

>>48785104
Nope he got her to defect to the Leaf.

>>48784996
>>48785073
THIS BODY OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER
ITS RAPTUROUS HEAT BEGS FOR ME FOR CLIMAX
TAKE THIS MY LOVE MY HATE AND ALL OF MY SORROW
STELLAR RELEASE: AFTERGLOOOOOW
OOOOHOHOHOHOHOH~

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>>48785073
>>48785073

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You aren’t sure what you were expecting from today, but it certainly wasn’t that.

You rise from the water, not unlike an angry kraken of legend preparing to crush a ship in it’s mighty grip.

When you see his smile though, you sigh, and the anger leaves you. You give him a big hug, instead.

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It’s late in the evening when Maru and her staff return, with studiously kept files.

You and Father, still in your soaked clothes, are eating some takeout that was delivered mere moments ago.

The two of you share a look, not unlike guilty children.

Maru clicks her tongue, but otherwise delivers the files.

“As you requested, Tsuki-dono. We’ve gathered as much information as we could on every shinobi planning to participate in the exams. There were…. Many.”

You can tell she’s winded, and the rest of the staff are likely exhausted.

“I couldn’t have asked for anything better, Maru. Ramen?” you ask, offering her the third bowl your father had kept waiting for her.

She keeps a straight face, but sits next to you.

“I would be honored, Tsuki-dono.”

You and Yoru laugh heartily, Maru eventually joining you.

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>>48785181

>>48785104
There's also what this anon said
>>48785099
We probably view the mist as the most incompetent and violent village and the village we hate the most so why would we set him up with there leader? If we do try to get him to remarry we should do it with a powerful clan in the leaf or simply a peasent who we think he may take a liking to

>>48785223
>their leader
She's either trying to reform the village or being actively persecuted by it right now.

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>>48785181
>>48785073
>>48784996

>>48785284
Still I'm against the idea all the way

>>48785073
>>48785181
>>48785202
>>48785215
>>48785302
Please keep the gundam wank to Mecha pirate.

At this point were not trying to find best husbando were fighting over the waifus

>>48785332
>>48785302
>>48785215
>>48785202
>>48785181
>>48785073
>>48784996
naming one of our homemade jutsu "shining finger" would actually be completely in line with our stellar jutsu theme so far....

>>48785332
>wank
>mecha pirate
I found Oda, what's my prize?

>>48785349
*for our father posted by accident

>>48785349

Waifus for our dad.

>>48785349
Were going to have our own tourney with the winner getting the chance to take us out on a date, invitation only of course

>>48785364
Not really? Stellar Finger MAYBE.
>>48785365
You get to run your very own quest!

>>48785377
With all this talk of eugenics and tourneys to decide who gets who's hand, it's like I'm in CKII.

so what are the plans for training in the break period between part 2 and part 3 of the chunin exams?

Go ham on stellar release and find a summon?

>>48785408
Mate ya gotta keep up with Hiashi "I play that to take my mind off my clan" Hyuuga.

>>48785419
>Go back to Konan
>Think about mom
>Try not to cry
>Cry a lot

>>48785377
Not us on a date our father (lee best husbando) most clans would probably want a piece of our empire

>>48785419
mostly stellar
some speed and strength maybe

depends on opponent(s)

>>48785419
Full stellar training, integrate Afterglow and Shunshin to go WARP SPEED!

>>48785419
Stellar, learning more jutsu, stamina, and speed

Hopefully we can train with Hanzo though its a long shot

>>48785419
That's what i wanted, yes

>>48785445
More like quick silver

>>48785419

Half stellar, half Speed/Stam or Tai

>>48785444
>>48785445
>>48785447
>>48785454
>>48785462
>>48785516

so,
>GOTTA GO FAST speed
>Melt the universe stellar training
>stamina for a longer afterglow *wink wink*
>Jew-tsu
>summon debate phoenix senpai only, rabbitfags eat your hearts out

about right?

>>48785543

The only summon available pre-Chuunin is Snakes, and maybe Baku.

The rest are post-Exams.

>>48785543
Rabbits are more interesting, but I don't actually care enough to argue.

>>48785543
No summons, bad anon. We're going full bore on stellar until we can use stellar shunshin, then anything left into stamina to let us use it longer.

>>48785560
>Baku
>Pre-Chunin
Having a chuckle, m8?

>>48785543
Im still a bunny fag, always will be

>>48785592

He's Danzo's summon.

So, no, I'm not.

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You finishing picking through the files- you’ve copied the pertinent information into a little golden book, and place it over near your uniform.

It’s nearly midnight, and you should probably be sleeping, but you can’t help it. Tomorrow is important, and you can’t help but feel a bit giddy about it. The worry from before is still there, buried beneath your excitement- but you refuse to give it any purchase.

Changing into your pajamas, you sit on the side of you bed, looking out the window.

One more night’s sleep, and the exams begin….

You gently spin your necklace, the porcelain cold to the touch.

You….

1. Go to sleep. You need your rest, now more than ever.
2. Fiddle with the egg some more- you aren’t that tired yet.
3. Get your stuffed tapir. You haven’t slept with it an a while, and it will keep your dreams safe….

>>48785660
>1. Go to sleep. You need your rest, now more than ever.

>>48785660
>2. Fiddle with the egg some more- you aren’t that tired yet.

>>48785660
>2. Fiddle with the egg some more- you aren’t that tired yet.
>3. Get your stuffed tapir. You haven’t slept with it an a while, and it will keep your dreams safe….

>>48785660
>2. Fiddle with the egg some more- you aren’t that tired yet.

>>48785660
>3. Get your stuffed tapir. You haven’t slept with it an a while, and it will keep your dreams safe….

>>48785660
>3. Get your stuffed tapir. You haven’t slept with it an a while, and it will keep your dreams safe….
Cuddle it while sucking on the egg to fall asleep

>>48785660
>3. Get your stuffed tapir. You haven’t slept with it an a while, and it will keep your dreams safe…

>>48785660
>3. Get your stuffed tapir. You haven’t slept with it an a while, and it will keep your dreams safe….

>>48785660
>3. Get your stuffed tapir. You haven’t slept with it an a while, and it will keep your dreams safe….

>>48785621
huh... random thought, Baku's traditionally are eaters of dreams and nightmares, might danzo's summon smell remnants of Tsuki's strange dreams on her?

>>48785660
>2. Fiddle with the egg some more- you aren’t that tired yet.

>>48785660
>3. Get your stuffed tapir. You haven’t slept with it an a while, and it will keep your dreams safe….
Egg later guys. Rest for exams now.

>>48785660
>2. Fiddle with the egg some more- you aren’t that tired yet.
>1. Go to sleep. You need your rest, now more than ever.

>>48785660
>2. Fiddle with the egg some more- you aren’t that tired yet.

>>48785660
2. Fiddle with the egg some more- you aren’t that tired yet.

Stuffed tapirs are adorable, but this egg might give us some direction in a trying time.

>>48785660
>2. Fiddle with the egg some more- you aren’t that tired yet.

>>48785660
>3. Get your stuffed tapir. You haven’t slept with it an a while, and it will keep your dreams safe….

>>48785660
>3. Get your stuffed tapir. You haven’t slept with it an a while, and it will keep your dreams safe….

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>>48785687
Ya dats it liddle gurl suck on da smooth egg, be careful not to bite

>>48785660
3. Get your stuffed tapir. You haven’t slept with it an a while, and it will keep your dreams safe

>>48785660
>2. Fiddle with the egg some more- you aren’t that tired yet.

>>48785660
3. Get your stuffed tapir. You haven’t slept with it an awhile, and it will keep your dreams safe….

Whats our tapir's name anons? And why is it Mr.Snuggles

Tsuki acquired Stuffed Tapir!

Writing.

>>48785820

Whatever the Japanese word for Dream is.

>>48785820
Kinkumashō

>>48785841
Hey Wargle you got any idea for how long your going to run?

>>48785841
And where can I find a stuffed tapir? It's not for me promise.

So how about instead of waifus we get our dad a hobby and some friends for to entertain him during his free time when we're not there. Assuming that he has any free time

>>48785820
Ryo Sakazaki

>>48785903
Only if he wears and old beat up orange karate gi.
As that would please me.

>>48785881
At least 3 more hours, or 4. I don't work tomorrow.

>>48785928
Wargle please I need sleep.

>>48785928
Go as long as you can Wargle I love this and its the middle of the day for me!

>>48785951
you voted for tapir over egg, you can go to sleep at any time

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>>48785951

>>48785734
Owe uncle Paul..

You know we should probably start socializing with our chosen husbando so we can slowly start molding his ideals to somewhat match our own. Lee would probably be the easiest to mold

>>48786131

Plus he is best husbando.

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>>48786131

>>48786131
Lee is shit.

>>48786131
Nah.
It's Shika.
But if we have to pick someone else then Neji will be fine. Also, let's not argue right now. That's for post-thread.

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You walk over to the closet and grab Yume.

“Hello, little friend. It’s been a while- but lend me your power, ok?”

You give him a squeeze, and he squeaks in response.

Danzo had given you Yume when you were really young- probably about 3 or 4, you don’t really remember. You had been having bad dreams, and Father, for all his genius, couldn’t offer you a solution.

It was then that Danzo spoke up.

“Don’t worry, Tsuki-dono. I have a little friend who will do just the trick.”

Later that day he handed Yume over to you.

“His name is Yume, and he’ll keep your dreams safe- as long you keep him nearby. Understand?” His voice was kind- you had always been somewhat frightened by the old man before this, but you accepted his gift gladly.

You kept Yume by your bedside for years- longer than you’d like to admit. But he never failed to keep your dreams safe.

You lay down, and cuddle with the cloth tapir. He smelled like home.

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>>48786174
Agreed with both parts.

>>48786131
As always stating our criteria for a husbando

>Will take our name
>Strong ninja
>Will support Root

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>>48786175
>“Hello, little friend. It’s been a while- but lend me your power, ok?”
>You give him a squeeze, and he squeaks in response.

>>48786175
>Danzo got us the stuffed animal.

Ha

>>48786156
There also the fact he complements all of our stats perfectly so our child would be an unholy god being capable of destroying Entire armies if trained properly

>>48786175
Aww thanks, Yume. You're a good pal.

>>48786174
Yea we should probably discuss this later but Shika is a bit to strong willed to mold and I was never really fond of neji

Why not just Husbando Itachi, he's only a few years older than us?

>>48786293
Theres still Shino and Kiba but I doubt either will take our name

>>48786293
I don't think we got a mold shit honestly. Neo ROOT will genuinely be trying to keep the Leaf Strong. Shika and Neji would see the merit in that.

>>48786324
>Neo ROOT will genuinely be trying to keep the Leaf Strong

You keep saying that as if the original ROOT was trying to make the Leaf as strong as possible.

Yes, Danzo fucked up and made it personal but his goals were always the same: Make leaf strong, independent and powerful.

>>48786175
I would trade all the siscon moments and pantsu in the world for this level of d'aww But I shoulder my curse

>>48786361
as if the orginial ROOT wasn't trying to make the Leaf as strong as possible*

>>48786361
Exactly the only real difference we need is to stay in the shadows and not try to become the hokage, thats it

>>48786361
That's what I mean. With us at the head and not Danzo.

Danzo made it personal and even before that his views were too narrow minded.

>>48786324
I still prefer lee because of how he complements our stats,how loyal he is, and personal bias

>>48786304
This, honestly. We have actual chemistry with him, whereas we really don't with the others.

Also, trying to mold someone into an "acceptable" partner is super scummy. Tsuki's better than that.

>>48786391
Fuck compliments, we need to minmax. Go for maximum ninjutsu, genjutsu, inteligence, and speed.
So Itachi

>>48786409
>Shippuden timeskip happens.
>Puberty hits Tsuki like a truck
>Fluster the hell out of Itachi next time we see him
>???
>Profit

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The sweet morning songs of birds is what wakes you.

Yume is still cradled in your arms, so you free him from your vice-like embrace, setting him gently on your pillow.

“Well, today’s the day. Better get dressed.”

Today’s outfit is a simple konoha uniform, customized, but rather unadorned compared to most of your clothes.

Father promised to have the outfit made, but it will likely take a while- so you’ll just need to learn on your other traits to make up the difference.

You go over each of your shinobi tools, one by one, just to make sure you don’t leave any behind.

Ebisu’s forehead protector, which has been setting on your desk, catches your eye.

“I’ll make you proud, sensei. Promise.”

You grab your book- “The most notable of all Shinobi” as you have written on the front.

Before heading to breakfast, you practice each handsign, in order. You feel good- and more importantly, awake.

Breakfast is light, but satiating. You’ve instructed Maru to bring the feast around after the First round of examinations are over- you didn’t have a specific time to tell her, but you believe she’ll figure it out.

As you walk outside, you take a deep breath.

Today is the day.

>>48786440
Too bad he has a girlfriend probably.

>>48786453
AAAAAAAND
end thread
good night everyone
great run Wargle

>>48786459
We'll bully her into submission.

>>48786427
No don't go itachi fuck that lee keeps us balanced as we have some one with super reliable taijustu and would do basically anything for us. That and it would improve the blood line and give the future generations a sense of work ethic

>>48786459
Uchiha Girlfriend? No, sorry, haven't seen her. On a completely unrelated note, my clothes appear to need to be washed.

>Are those bloodstains?

...ketchup stains.

>That's alot of ketchup.

I like ketchup.

>A VERY large amount of ketchup.

...I REALLY like ketchup.

>>48786459
I guess Tsuki will have to seduce her too

>>48786440

Sounds good to me.

>>48786459

Three years is a long time. By the time he sees us after the timeskip, he could be single.

>>48786488
Really not selling me on the eugenics.

Guys, let's talk about whose bone to jump during post-thread, alright?

>>48786488
Or we could not have the chance our kids won't be able to use ninjutsu or genjutsu. Which if they couldn't would really suck for Stellar Release.

We can do better anons, Itachi has the personality of a wet sock. He's fine for a little girls crush but not someone we'll marry

>>48786485
Pls stop itachi is probably not interested in us romantically and also probably has an arranged marriage as the uchihas have no reason to not jump on that boat as soon as he was revealed as a prodigy

>>48786526
>Bone to jump
>Bone
We save Kimmimaro with our Norihime technology, get Shikotsumyaku for the bloodline?

>>48786502
If we make her our thing, he becomes our thing. Acquisition, ho!

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The town is abuzz with excitement- to be expected, of course.

You make your way to the academy, where the first part of the examinations is taking place. You’re a bit early, but that’s fine, since you need to meet up with everyone.

Who you weren’t expecting, though, was Jiraiya.

The old sannin has a stand set up, and seems to be selling something-

“Tales of a Gutsy Ninja”

...Oh.

The crowd forming outside the academy seems to be giving Jiraiya a wide berth, although you cannot really blame them. To his credit, the old man is giving it everything he’s got, pitching the book as an epic tale, full of Love, Danger, and Excitement!

You ignore him.

Quickly, you find Nori and Hinata, who are hanging around nearby.

“Almost didn’t see you here with your pervy uncle hawking his novel, Nori.” you tease.

“I had no idea he was going to be here, alright? Cut me a break, princess.” Nori growls.

You and Hinata break into a fit of laughter while Nori pouts.

“Hinata, can you do me a favor?” you ask, still recovering from your laughing fit.

“Of course, Tsuki-hime. What do you need?” she responds happily.

“Find Shikamaru, Ino and Choji for me. We have an appointment to keep.” you instruct.

She nods, and activates her Byakugan.

“Oh, they’re-” she starts.

“That won’t be necessary, Norihime. We’re here, just as we said we’d be.” Shikamaru’s voice says from somewhere in the vicinity.

Out of shadow of a nearby tree, Shikamaru appears, quickly followed by Ino and Choji.

>>48786554
Itachi is kinda the black sheep of the family in this verse, being loyal to the village rather than the Uchiha

>>48786705
Still fuck that. I'm okay with neji,lee,or shika but fuck that and that in particular

I'm fine with anyone as long as we're not trying to mold someone into a good little husband. That's way too scummy for Tsuki.

>>48786705
I'm just sad that Naruto probably failed in saving Haku, I wanted trap husband

man, that mission would have been a cinch if we had gone. How much was Gato paying you? Oh ok, double that to kill him and all his goon, triple if you stay on retainer afterward.

Lets not get into the husbando wars yet we should wait and see the chemistry between the mentioned husbandos (shika,lee,neji,itachi) and tsuki in skills,personality,ideals,and in eugenics. We should also hold off on any romantic actions until we can decide on our chosen husbando

>>48787009
Well yeah, we are 12.

this is an awful lot of faggotry for this early in the morning

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He waves the three of you over, and the six of you go for a walk.

You explain the basics of the plan to Hinata and Nori, who nod.

“I don’t particularly like you digging around in my head, ya know? But, it’s a good plan, so I’m alright with it. Just don’t do anything weird, ok?” Nori says, side-eyeing Ino.

Ino throws up her hands, trying to placate Nori. “I wouldn’t dream of it, don’t worry!”

It’s Hinata who pipes up next.

“And if Ino doesn’t know the answers?” She asks.

It’s entirely possible, if a bit unlikely.

“I can mind transfer into multiple people if I run into something I don’t know. Piece of cake.” she says, shooting Hinata a smile.

“Now that that’s settled, can we get something to eat? I’m starving.” Choji complains.
“I have it all taken care of, Choji. Just stay strong until the test is over, and there will be a feast waiting for you!” you say, giving the chubby shinobi a wink.

“Ah, really? Man, Tsuki-chan, you’re the best!” he says happily.

You look deep into Shikamaru’s eyes, holding the smile. He begins to sweat, just a bit.

“Anyway, once we’re all six into the next round, we can meet up again, alright?” Shikamaru says, hurrying to end the meeting.

“Yes, yes, Shika. You’re free to go. I wouldn’t want to impose my presence on you further.” you say, internalizing a laugh.

InoShikaCho breaks off, heading back towards the academy entrance, leaving you with just your teammates. You have a little bit of time left before the exams begin- what do you wish to do?

1. Go find Neji and Sai- you’re curious about who they found to take the exams with them.

2. Go visit Jiraiya. Maybe the old man will be better behaved, this time?

3. Just go wait by the entrance. No time for shenanigans.

pre time skip is for potential husbandos to showcase themselves

post time skip the hunt begins

>>48787039
>2. Go visit Jiraiya. Maybe the old man will be better behaved, this time?

>>48787039
>1. Go find Neji and Sai- you’re curious about who they found to take the exams with them.

>>48787039
>3. Just go wait by the entrance. No time for shenanigans.

>>48787039
>1. Go find Neji and Sai- you’re curious about who they found to take the exams with them.
If they are entering who is player 3? Mostly Neji though

>>48787039
>1. Go find Neji and Sai- you’re curious about who they found to take the exams with them.

>>48787039
>2. Go visit Jiraiya. Maybe the old man will be better behaved, this time?
I thought Tsuki was going to go with Shika shadow possessing her so there's no chance of Ino being mind raped?

>>48787039
>2. Go visit Jiraiya. Maybe the old man will be better behaved, this time?

just sell the movie rights

>>48787039
>3. Just go wait by the entrance. No time for shenanigans.

>>48787039
>1. Go find Neji and Sai- you’re curious about who they found to take the exams with them.

>>48787039
1.
Who knows mabye sai is husbando material

>>48787039
>1. Go find Neji and Sai- you’re curious about who they found to take the exams with them.

>>48787039
>2. Go visit Jiraiya. Maybe the old man will be better behaved, this time?

>>48787039
>1. Go find Neji and Sai- you’re curious about who they found to take the exams with them.

>>48787064
It was discussed OOC, but you have no IC knowledge of potential mind-rape.

>>48787039
>2. Go visit Jiraiya. Maybe the old man will be better behaved, this time?
In a continuation of the trend of asking important figures actually rather deep questions, ask him what it means to live in a Village.

>>48787057
>>48787039
oh shit sorry, changing to

>3. Just go wait by the entrance. No time for shenanigans.
Guys...we should have likely tested the mind transfer...in case you know...Nine Tailed Fox.

Lets get there and be ready.

>>48787090
Right. Too meta. Thanks for clearing it.

>>48787090
thats ominous

>>48787043
Yes this we don't seduce the husbandos we get them to fall in love with us accidentally so we can see who truly is the most loyal.(lee would probably kick all there asses as soon as he realizes there's competition )

>>48787039
>2. Go visit Jiraiya. Maybe the old man will be better behaved, this time?

>>48787039

Call the vote, Wargle.

It's almost an hour or two away from when you said you'll stop running.

And it'll take a while to get there if we do option #1 or #2.

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Seems like the vote change led to a tie, if my math counting isn't failing me. I'll leave the voting open for a few more minutes while I stretch.

>>48787285
or I'll just doll a d2, nbd.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>48787301
>>48787320

1.) Neji & Sai
2.) Jiraiya

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>48787320
>>48787301
>>48787285

Rolling.

I'm not sleeping until this shit is done.

>>48787301
We could just roll a 2 sided die to decide
1 go to neji and sai
2 got to Jiraiya

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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling for the sake of rolling.

Dice say Neji.

Writing.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>48787371
Why not

So those ninja storm games any good?

>>48787472

I heard they're pretty good.

Haven't played them myself, though.

>>48787478
they aight

>>48787472
Four is the best one, followed by either Three or Generations.

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“Hinata, can you find your cousin? I’m curious about something.” you ask.

She activates her Byakugan, and promptly leads you to them.

It’s Neji that notices you first, though Sai picks up on his demeanor.

“Morning, ladies. Enjoying the festivities?” Neji says, greeting the three of you politely.

“You know well we’re in the exams as well, Neji.” Hinata says with a frown.

Neji cuts her a look- but doesn’t say anything.

He turns back to you, instead.

“The fair princess of the Norihime graces me with her presence- what can I do for you?” he says, smiling.

Sai groans.
“You need to lighten up, Neji. You’re so rigid- just like that bridge Naruto and I named after you! Hah!” The pale boys laughs at some private joke- while Neji spins on his heel to glare at him.

The third shinobi in their party, silent until this point, makes himself known.

“Ah yes, the “Neji’s Great Bridge” if I remember the story Naruto told me? Quite the tale.” the grey haired shinobi says. He has a smirk on his face- obviously the name is supposed to be a dig at Neji.

“Kabuto!” Neji barks.

“Ahhhh, Neji-san, please forgive me!” Kabuto says, placing his open palms forward, backing away from the fuming Hyuuga.

As he backs away, he eyes the three of you.

“Ah, Hinata Hyuuga, Nori Uzumaki, and the incomparable Tsuki Norihime, I assume. I am Kabuto Yakushi- nice to meet the three of you.”

>>48787472
I enjoyed the fourth one. The only thing I didn't like was that the story starts pretty much right at the end, instead of spanning for the whole plot, so as someone who went in knowing very little about what happens past the chuunin exams, I was quite lost.

>>48787617
How throbbing was your erection when Madara started wrecking shit?

>>48787634
I was more just confused as to how the story got to the point it did.

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>Neji's Great Bridge
kek

So any plans to deal with Kabuto

>>48787706
get him into Magic the Gathering instead

>>48787706
Give him a golden snake.

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“Aren’t you a bit…. old to be a genin?” Nori says flatly.

“Ah, that stings, Nori-chan! I became a shinobi later than most, do to my childhood. I will admit, I have failed the exam a few times- but I always made it past the first round, and even the second at times.” Kabuto explains

“...Just how many times have you failed?” she says squinting.

“Uh, Five, Nori-chan.” Kabuto says.

She then turns to Neji.

“You replaced my brother with this loser?” Nori questions.

“The exams are no joke, Nori.” Sai says, a serious demeanor returning.

“Besides, Kabuto here dropped out of the last set of exams before the finals. That’s where the three of us met him.” he explains.

“Ah, Sai-kun! I appreciate you defending my honor!’ Kabuto says, bowing his head.

Neji sighs
“We needed a third, and Kabuto is no slouch. He’ll get us to the third round- that’s all that matters.” he says, dismissively.

The conversation stalls a bit as everyone absorbs what Neji says.

Do you…

1. Excuse yourself. You have no time for this.
2. Ask Neji’s party something. (What?)

>>48787675
>"The swan is my penis."

>>48787764
>1. Excuse yourself. You have no time for this.

>>48787764
>1. Excuse yourself. You have no time for this.

>>48787764
>1. Excuse yourself. You have no time for this.

>>48787764
>2. Ask Neji’s party something. (What?)
Hear anything about those sound ninja guys?

>>48787764
>2. Ask Neji’s party something. (What?)
If he's so good why did he drop out?

>>48787764
>Smile at Neji and let him know you would love to see just how rigid he can be.

>>48787764
>2. Ask Neji’s party something. (What?)
So confident. Then surely you have some advice for three defencless girls? After all you have gotten to the third exam.

>>48787804

"No, not really. They keep things pretty low key."

>>48787764
>1. Excuse yourself. You have no time for this.

>>48787810
This kills the hyuga.

>>48787764
>2. Ask Neji’s party something. (What?)
How have you been, I assume your hands have healed. I'm fondly looking forward to seeing your skills again but this time nice and close. I just wanted to wish you luck but I doubt you will need it

>>48787764
>1. Excuse yourself. You have no time for this.

>>48787764
>1. Excuse yourself. You have no time for this.

>>48787764
2. Ask Neji’s party something. (What?)
Just be polite to Neji, smile and wish him luck, we know he won't fail again, last time was surly a fluke.

See you around kabuto, thanks for the compliment

>>48787764
>1. Excuse yourself. You have no time for this.
Onwards to the Exams!.

Excusing thyself.

Writing.

>>48787933
Nobody wants to give Neji's dicc succ? Husbando wars aren't began yet, but they must.

>>48787956
Let the boys come to Tsuki. Besides, less work and more fun that way.

>>48787956
Haku.
Best of both worlds.
Failing that, filler or light novel ninjas that are better than Neji.
OCs are also an option.
Why limit yourself to Sausage and Sausage "I wish my parents were dead" variant?