>>48711189

But his smile vanishes the second after he turns around, and see's the princess of brausrburge behind him, grabbing and digging into his shoulder with her adorable clawed hands.

"Sorry" Iris says calmly as the sailor turns almost as pale as she is "But she's already taken, you'd probably have a better chance with the horse anys, to be brutally honest"

"Oh" the man says sounding rather put out "Well the man who one her heart is quite lucky with how she looks...and normally I'd take that as an insult but from how she acts I probably do"

"Oh well I am pretty lucky" Iris says flatly as the sailor tilts his head, and slowly tenses up as what he was doing slowly dawns on him "she makes an excellent pillow"

"A..a...a..ah" the man stutters, trying to slip away as Iris smirks just enough to show his fangs "My...my apologize I didn't know and..and uh...lovely day to you both"

"Thank you" iris says dully as she walks over to me and leans against me "Well at least you got some breakfast from him"

She pokes my stomach and I giggle, brushing her hand away.

"Oh yeah" I say happily, flapping my wings as she wraps hers around herself "He filled me right up"

"You did that on purpose" She says plainly, gently smacking my chest, making it jiggle, and me giggle as I hold it up and lean closer to her, making her blush.

"Of course I did....it's my nature after all" I say teasingly as I let the tip of my tongue slip out between my lips, before I crumple over the railing, groaning as a big wave makes the ship lurch up and then back down.

"Not feeling to pretty?" Iris asks, rubbing the spot between my wings as I whine pitifully.
cont

>>48711205

What do I do?
[] Whine and try to get Iris to take care of me
[] go apologize to alith for getting her hurt, and see how her arms doing
[] frolic and mess around with my five new "pets"
[] See if Kelly has eaten anyone yet
[] go for a fly so I don't throw up on deck
[] Play around with my new magic
[] go to hell to escape the seasickness
[] Lay down on the deck and pass out *Switch to Iris(
[] write in

>>48711222
>[] go apologize to alith for getting her hurt, and see how her arms doing

>>48711222
>[] See if Kelly has eaten anyone yet

>>48711222
>[] Whine and try to get Iris to take care of me
>[] go apologize to alith for getting her hurt, and see how her arms doing
>[] frolic and mess around with my five new "pets"
>[] Play around with my new magic

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>48711222
>[] go apologize to alith for getting her hurt, and see how her arms doing
> Use Alchemy and Cooking magic to make a healing treat

>>48711222
>[] Whine and try to get Iris to take care of me
>[] go apologize to alith for getting her hurt, and see how her arms doing
>[] See if Kelly has eaten anyone yet

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>48711222
>[] go apologize to alith for getting her hurt, and see how her arms doing
> Use Alchemy and Cooking magic to make a healing treat

"No I'm fine, just need to adjust to it is all" I say weakly as I force myself back up, holding my tummy with my lower arms as I smile "Even though I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be able to get sick in the first place"

"Well I doubt many demons ever went on the sea before you" She says walking away from me " but if it gets any worse Mali, tell me and I'll see if there's anyway I can help you"

"Will do" I say waving as she flies back up to the sails, far above from all the rocking, I notice as I pull my arms away from my stomach, feeling a little less like I swallowed a fistful of glass.

I straighten up and sigh, stretching and poping a crack out of my back. My tongue droops down my chest as I walk barefoot across the wet deck, tasting much more lust in the air as the sailors stop working to stare at me as I sway and waltz over to my little pony.

Alitharium is sitting in a small circle of frozen of flowers, looking like a submissive little girl as Marcy climbs over her, tangling flowers into her hair and tail as the fallen angel stares blankly ahead. Seeing me seems to light something up in her, as she jolts and stands up, nearly throwing the little girl off of her back as her eyes light up.

"Ah mistress" She says bowing and nice and prim and proper "I didn't see you there, does thou have need of her horse?"

"No" I say sadly as I walk closer to her, and she tilts her head looking a little disappointed "I just wanted to check on you after your arm nearly got all chewed up"

She smiles, and then grins and holds her arm up. There's not a scratch on it, it isn't even discolored like an old scar.

"We are similar Malizeral" She says sitting back down "Our wounds are rarely perm ant, it takes a lot of trauma to leave a lasting scar in our flesh and skin, you should know this mistress"

"Oh" I say sadly, scratching the back of my head with my upper hands "Well I'm still sorry for getting you hurt like that in the first place"
cont

>>48711698

"tis my duty to protect, even fallen" She says bowing her head obediently "I shall do my duty unto death, and besides, you're a wonderful mistress, I don't want to see your face all messed up"

"Heeeey" Marcy says, laying down on alith's back "What are you two exactly? Daisy is a monster and is all kinds scary and spooky, but you two...well I don't know it's kind of like a puppy standing next to a big ol hunting dog feeling, like your on another level entirely...also both of you are really pretty"

What do I say?
[] I'm a demon, I ruin souls like I did yours, but I was actually just a farm girl once until
[] She was a angel, then I played with her, now she's mine
[]Demon, Angel, simple
[] Er, we're the monsters of monsters I guess
[] You don't need to know
[] Awww, what a nice compliment, want a cookie?
[]Don't ask again, it's better if you don't know
[]....where are the other four anywho?
[] Still staying away from kelly?
[] hey I need you to do something for me
[] write in

>>48711698
>"We are similar Malizeral"
So outsiders can't do anything with our name?

>>48711819
>[] She was a angel, then I played with her, now she's mine

>>48711819
>[] Awww, what a nice compliment, want a cookie?
>[] She was a angel, then I played with her, now she's mine
>[]Demon, Angel, simple

>>48711819
>[]Demon, Angel, simple
>[] Awww, what a nice compliment, want a cookie?

>>48711821
Oh I slipped the mind there
I meant to put mistress

my hands have minds of their own

guess they just wanted to right malizeral

>>48711819
>[] She was a angel, then I played with her, now she's mine

>>48711819
>[] I'm a demon, I ruin souls like I did yours, but I was actually just a farm girl once until
>[] She was a angel, then I played with her, now she's mine
>[] Awww, what a nice compliment, want a cookie?
>[]....where are the other four anywho?

Also

>"We are similar Malizeral"

You meant to say something else... right? Cause the thought of our pony knowing our true name terrifies me.

>>48711819
>[] Awww, what a nice compliment, want a cookie?>[] She was a angel, then I played with her, now she's mine
>[]Demon, Angel, simple

"Awwwww" I purr as I lean towards the two of them, balancing on my toes as I unfurl my wings and grin, sucking my tongue back into my mouth as Marcy shies away, grabbing onto Alith's stomach "What a nice compliment, want a cookie for it"

"O..of course I do? is it gonna be one of your special ones?!" She asks instantly perking up with a mad glint in her eyes "Er not the fun time ones, but...uh you know the ones that change flavors half way through, those ones are awesome'

"Oh course little thing" I say flicking my wrist around, catching the plain white cookie the pops into the air and handing it to her gently "So do you really want to know what we are"

She nods, already stuffing the cookie into her gob. I giggle and poke myself in the center of my chest.

"Demon" I say before poking alith in the same place making her whimper "Angel, or well she was before I played with her, so now she's mine. Simple right"

"...What are those?" She asks looking confused "Sorry I don't really study much, even though Blondie hates that I don't"

"Opposites" Alith says coldies "Tormentors of the damned and any souls they can get their hands on, caretakers of the pure and righteous, we're...usually not able to be seen by mortals"

"The how come I can see you?" Marcy asks, chewing with mouth wide open

"Cause I looove being seen" I say cheerfully "No reason to not be seeing as we're not really too strange lookin"

"Oh, well I already knew that much bout you, why else would you walk around dressed like that?"


What do I do?
[] smack her, softly
[] laugh and relax with the two of them
[]ask one of the demonic books if there's anyway to turn people into demons
[] offer to take her to hell, jokingly
[] look for one of the other five
[] Go take a quick dip in the sea
[] fly up and hang out with iris
[] Go below the deck
[] write i

>>48711970

>>48711821
>>48711970

But if anyone actually says your name like Iris does
you'll be forced to follow their orders or at the very least freeze up

Alith only knows you as mistress/ Mali
as do most other people
besides the mistress part

To everyone who isn't connected with or is a demon, Your name sounds a lot scarier when spoken out loud, not unintelligible, just horrifying.

>>48712106
>[] smack her, softly
>[] laugh and relax with the two of them
>[] look for one of the other five

>>48712106
>[] laugh and relax with the two of them
>[]ask one of the demonic books if there's anyway to turn people into demons

>>48712106
>[] smack her, softly
>[] offer to take her to hell, jokingly
>[] look for one of the other five (Blondie)

I still want to cheer her up

>>48712106
>[] smack her on the butt, softly
>[] laugh and relax with the two of them
>[]ask one of the demonic books if there's anyway to turn people into demons

>>48712106
>[] smack her, softly
>[] laugh and relax with the two of them
>[]ask one of the demonic books if there's anyway to turn people into demons
Need to find out so.

>>48712106
>[] smack her on the butt, softly
>[] laugh and relax with the two of them
>[]ask one of the demonic books if there's anyway to turn people into demons
Ask the tome of hungered knowledge

>>48712184
Tome of Hungered Knowledge.

>>48712106
>[] laugh and relax with the two of them
>[]ask one of the demonic books if there's anyway to turn people into demons

The one that we had back at the castle/manor, not the one with RAZ or whoever the glutton incarnation was.

I keep smiling and smack her on the side softly, making her laugh even more, pulling on Alith's stomach, making the former angel wince and glare with barely restrained fury at being treated like this. I pat her on the head and she instantly cheers up, and smiles innocently as I laugh, my voice sounding honeyed milk.

I sit down and lay against her horse half, resting half of my face in her fur as she starts to get a little colder. She's probably blushing right now. I sigh and lay back, as Marcy continues to yammer on, forcing Alith to answer her questions.

And then I hear pages ruffling, and open my eyes to see those two damn books in front of me. The eye on the book of the devoured flutters open and stares at me as the tome of hungered knowledge lifts itself up with it's infighting.

Well...I do wonder if I can turn people into a demon.

Which do I ask?
[] Tome of hungered knowledge
[] tome of the devoured

>>48712345
>[] Tome of hungered knowledge

>>48712340
>[] Tome of hungered knowledge

>>48712345
>[] Tome of hungered knowledge

>>48712345
>[] Tome of hungered knowledge

We don't need to fuck around with Raz right now, and anything she offers won't be free.

>>48712345
>[] Tome of hungered knowledge
Based less dangerous book of true evil, hooray!

...wait...

It's all relative.

>>48712345
>[] Tome of hungered knowledge
I doubt shoving demon fluids down peoples gullets is a curiosity known only known to Raz.

>>48712429
Not when it's seven rando daemons crammed into a book vs. the Apex of Gluttony herself it's not.

>>48712429
Raz is pretty much the most dangerous of the seven sins right now, without a question.

>>48712518
>without a question
Eh. We don't really know that much about the others.

>>48712535
Well she ate the original seven and two or three of the four horsemen.

>>48712551
Fuck me I need to read that quest. But to be completely fair, I'd like to see at least the Aspect of Wrath before I draw any conclusions about which of them is the strongest in combat. We already know the Queen of Lust can't fight for shit.

>>48712551
>She ate a full generation of top tier demon lords by herself.

Jesus christ, that's scary. But you know what, we're going to do better, were going to get giga stronk about become the #1 lust demon, and battle couple our way to the top, friendshipping enslaving our way into an army of allies and then we will rule hell itself.

Mailzeral shall become the undisputed ruler of hell, so that we can protect the smile of our waifu with nothing to stand in our way of that goal.

Or so i hope as a long game goal anyway.

>>48712595
>We already know the Queen of Lust can't fight for shit.
Fighting ability=/=how dangerous someone is

>>48712551
She only ate Gluttony. Or can you link to when this all happened.

I reach for the book of devoured, and grab it by it's frayed edges, and set it ontop of one of the rose bushes growing out of the deck. the eye glares at me and closes as I way goodbye to it like a school girl, and then grab the good old rude book, which flies open as I set my head back down on my pony.

"So, finally" the bloody scrawl says, growling in my head
"Getting into" the dainty pink writing continues with a purr
"The business then" the smooth golden script giggles
"Well all souls eventually" the sloppy and tired black writing slowly yawns out
"Become kin folk, over many" the purple and regal script says pomposuly
"Yeaaars, so long as they were taken by" the bright green says, sounding a little miffed

"Ussssss" the darker green gurgles

"All souls brought to hell are eventually turned into more of us" the say all in unison, writing over eachother like they're reading from the same scripts "Some are born from attrocities and bits and pieces"

"Look I don't have the paitence to wait for them to die and then wait even longer after that" I groan laying my face in the pages, feeling ink soaking my cheeks as I slowly lift it back out of it "How do I do it....fast?"

The book sighs, and flips it's pages

"You're like a moking bird" Rage growls 'Fluttering and running with no purpose, well it's simple see, you must go to the origin"

"Where we all born" lust says alluringly "Well except most of us sister"

"Yes, the imp warrens, where the weak fight and bicker to become like you, a demon of lesser standing" Pride chuckles "it is watched by a mean fellow"

"The tender, the gatekeeper, the watcher" Gluttony gurgle "the master of the imp warrens"

"A demon like we were, see...if you can get past him, you're in the money babe" greed cackles "Though I recommend you just sneak"

"Kill"
"Seduce"
"Take his form:
"Subjugate"
"Consume him"
cont

>>48712617
Yeah, that's probably our biggest stretch goal right now. But if Raz could potentially give LAYLA trouble, it'll be years before we can challenge her. I'm not saying we shouldn't, just that it's gonna be a while before we get there.

>>48712662

"See if you're lucky you might somehow win, and then you own the place and his old title, thing is....you're a bit of"

"CHILD!" Rage bellows "So stick to your trickery...if you must"

What do I do?
[] ask what the demon is like
[] Imp Warrens?
[]Wait how are demons born
[] Well time to go raid the imp warrens *go to hell*
[] Ask Iris if I can go to hell
[] go do something else
[] write i

>>48712717
>[] ask what the demon is like
>[] Imp Warrens?
>[]Wait how are demons born
>[] Ask Iris if I can go to hell
>Ask the book if a angel would stick out somehow more in hell, and if there is something we could do to disguise her

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>>48712678
>Endgoal acquired

I am so hype right now.

Let's work towards the future of a new and *cough* 'better' hell.

>>48712717
>[] Ask Iris if I can go to hell
>[] ask what the demon is like
>[] Imp Warrens?

>>48712717
>[] ask what the demon is like
>[] Imp Warrens?
>[]Wait how are demons born
>[] go do something else

I don't think this is a great idea right now. Remember, we could just hold our own against a demon of similar standing to us, and this guy sounds like a Lord.

>>48712717
>[] ask what the demon is like
>[] Imp Warrens?
>[]Wait how are demons born
>[] go do something else
Look after Kelly

>>48712746
Make Hell great again.

>>48712746
Yeah, maybe we can tag team Raz with Layla? If Raz can potentially hold her own against Layla 1 on 1, we'll have no trouble at all if we become the Apex of Lust and have a team up battle.

>>48712717
>[] ask what the demon is like
>[] Imp Warrens?
>[]Wait how are demons born
>[] Ask Iris if I can go to hell
Guess natural demons don't think outside the box.

>>48712803
Twas my thought, i can imagine us trying to get Iris to stay behind, or perhaps Layla will simply make her on her own, while we go tag team Raz. And romantically, she shows up to save us just in the nick of time anyway because of mushy gushy love.

>>48712805
That sure took a long time to post.

"So what is he like?" I ask holding the book closer to my ink covered face, as it starts to drip back into the pages

"Honor bound" rages says with a solid chuckle "A fool who would let you have any advantage until he thought you no longer needed them, like a mortal"

"Meaaaan" Lust groans "He never lets any through, most don't care enough to try to sneak by as...greed suggested"

"Yes...but if you did fell him, you would be...well it'd be interesting, as unlikely as it is" Pride says trying to sound encouraging as I feel a metal hand touch my shoulder "Imagine if you did? Angel rider, gate keeper, mistress of the imp warrens, wouldn't it be nice"

"He has control of his size, and cannot be swayed for he has all he wants and desires" Envy snorts "So trickery or stealing must be done to get past him"

"Alright...alright so what are the imp warrens anywhere?" I ask kicking my feet up as I play with my hair, barely paying attention

"Why"they all say in unison "it is where Imps a rise, and stay for their gestation, a whole part of hell locked off from the older and stronger, New demons are born their usually, and live their until they can manage to overpower the gatekeeper in his impish form, though some are foolish to keep fighting him, and end up broken mess"

"Aaha, I was one of them" rage laughs "I did well later in life"

"So how are we born" I ask

"RUINED SOULS"
"Calamities"
"Atrocity'
"Misfortunes"
"Scraps of all the above"
"Corruption"
"Devastation"
"Basically things that ruin the soul and mind" they all say in unison, repeating over eachother.

Hmm, I slam the book shut, tossing it away as it starts to bleed inks of various shades as I look up at the mast, and see Iris staring out thoughtfully at the see

"HEEEEEEEEEEEY! IRIS!" I shout loudly, making Marcy shout in surprise "Can I go to hell, LOooove!?"

After a few moments she glances down at me, adjusts her glasses, and nods.
cont

>>48713009

"You don't have to ask me' She says, laughing as she kicks her legs back and forth "Just don't get lost down there, okay mali"

"Waaaaaaait you can go to hell!?" Marcy says "that's actually kind of funny"

Alith hides behind the short red head, and shakes her head, mummering no, over and over like a chant.

What do I do?
[] go to hell, and earn the right to have the little sisters I always wanted
[] Stay up here fucking around the ship
[] Bring someone with me
[] ask the tome of devoured what it knows
[] write in

>>48712984
Or we could bring the whole Miller clan, make killing the super-demon into a fun little family adventure. Because there's a 90% chance Layla could eat Raz on her own (I'm not saying it would be easy, or without loss, but Layla would still win), and adding her crazy ass family to the mix would make it hilariously trivial.

>>48713031
>[] go to hell, and earn the right to have the little sisters I always wanted

>>48713031
>[] go to hell, and earn the right to have the little sisters I always wanted
>[] Bring someone with me
Our pony, obviously

>>48713031
>[] Stay up here fucking around the ship
>Find Blondie

I still think we should hold off on this for now.

>>48713031
>[] Stay up here fucking around the ship

>>48713031
>[] ask the tome of devoured what it knows
>go to hell
I really just wanted to go to hell.

>>48713031
>[] go to hell, and earn the right to have the little sisters I always wanted

>>48713085
>Our pony obviously

BAD IDEA, she is still considered to be a fallen angel, not truly a demon yet.

Wait until she gets a truly solidified sin, or else all of the demons will go REEEEEEEEE and mob rush her and rip and tear her to death.

>>48713214
>BAD IDEA, she is still considered to be a fallen angel, not truly a demon yet.
Which doesn't matter at all? She is our posession, and in case you forgot, outside of the Lust warrens all demons will try to kill us anyway.

>>48713214
Thats completly wrong though, she is our horse, so they won't be any more hostile to her than to us.

>>48713248
>>48713234

Is that confirmed? I just remember hearing headmaster say how massively all demons instinctually hate angels. I'm somewhat new to this setting, so I'm probably wrong.

>>48713248
But she was an angel, so our friends in the Lust area will at best bully her into submission, hurting her feelings exponentially, or at worst Zerg rushing her and defiling her. I don't want either of those things to happen.

>>48713284
>Is that confirmed?
We were told by our Lust fellows back then that all demons hate eachother, Lust demons are the exception, and outside of the Lust warrens its free-for-all.
That she would be regarded hostile is certainly true, but so will we, and us owning her gave us a title, which is a sign of respect, so certainly no one will be more hostile to us for having her.

>>48713303
That makes no sense, attacking her would be attacking us, and they don't do that. We'd just need to put our foot down and say she is of limits.

I lick my teeth, glancing back at Marcy as she looks at me a little angrily, and a stray thought that doesn't feel like my own wonders, what she would look like as a demon like me. I lick my lips and grin for a second, before I frown and snap my fingers, vanishing away from mortal sight as I kick off of the deck of the ship and fly into the air, all the way up to the tree tops that make up the mast. I flutter my wings over the leaves, watching them blow away on the wind as I hold my hand out, and twist thin air.

A burning sensation fills my hands as chains made out of blood soaked bronze flow out of the air, followed by a thick iron door with a horned face laughing on it. It doesn't look like the one I usually see. The gate is steaming and covered in screaming face, rolling down it like sweat or drops of oil.

It creaks open with a hiss, and I see blackness, soon replaced with bloody, meaty reds, and purples that look like bruises. Eyes, flames, screaming souls lash out from the empty abyss, as it swirls around.

And then it stops, and I see a blank white sky, and a red rock floating in the air. With a skinny man like thing covered in bandages of dried skin standing before a monster with a deer's skull for a head. It wails in pain as the demon strips bits of it off and lays them on itself.

I step through the door slowly. And the demon twitches around, it's pale blister like skin shimmering as it's lips get stretched over it's massively overgrown teeth. It has no eyes, and it's ears are massive and goblin like.

"Tis ones miiiine" it hisses, slurping down a still bleeding part of hide "Want new coat before it passes, away with thee"

"Oh sorry" I say nervously holding my hands up as I walk away and step off the rock "Didn't mean to barge in like that"

I yelp and flutter my wings...but I don't fall, I just sort of float like I'm swimming

"Goood, begone, and leave me to my work" it snorts, rubbing its bloody hands over its noseless face "Before you join it"
cont

>>48713352
Maybe, but do you really think they wouldn't bully the hell out of a former angel? Alith is rather fragile right now, and I'd rather limit her contact with other lust demons until we've rebuilt a bit of her confidence.

>>48713396

"Heeeelp" the dying monsters says weakly "Me...just kill me, please"

I stare at it, and force myself to giggle and smile as the creature works it's claws through it's flesh, making a new strip"

"already dead" the demon cackles

What do I do?
[] ask where the imp warrens are
[]fly around, and bask in the glory of hell *big description*
[] Ask if I can help
[] try and save the poor thing
[]Mess with the demon
[] use my magic 1d20+pot
[] Fly off in a random direction 1d100
[] Write in

>>48713435
>[] ask where the imp warrens are
>[]fly around, and bask in the glory of hell *big description*

>>48713435
>[] ask where the imp warrens are
>[]fly around, and bask in the glory of hell *big description*

>>48713435
>[] ask where the imp warrens are

After that

>[] try and save the poor thing

Heroism and a workout? Sounds like a plan to me.

>>48713435
>[] ask where the imp warrens are
>[]fly around, and bask in the glory of hell *big description*

>>48713435
>[] ask where the imp warrens are
>[]fly around, and bask in the glory of hell *big description*

I would vote to mess with the demon if

A. We didn't already have a mission
or
B. I wasn't so Beta

>>48713435
>[] ask where the imp warrens are
>[] try and save the poor thing

>>48713435
>[] Ask if I can help
>[] try and save the poor thing

We aren't evil, despite what some may say.

"So" I Say holding my hands behind my back as I flutter through the air, half flying and half walking as I go "you wouldn't happen to know where the imp warrens are would"

"KRAAAAAAAAAARNNNN" the demon growls, smacking its head against the monster soul, cracking its head as it glares at me "Begone....Now, I am working"

"I'll leave if you tell me" I say grinning widely.

The thing rakes its claws down the monsters exposed chest in thought.

"Swear on your name" He growls, ripping through the rip cage like butter "That'll leave if I do"

"Alright, I do" I say nodding "Wasn't planning on sticking around anyways"

"Just focus on the thought and follow, you'll end up there eventually" the demon says angrily "Now leave my land"

"Gotcha" I say leaning away and flying into the burning, crisp air...it's making me sweat like a dog.
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxJrjV4PNXA
-

I look down and freeze for a moment, as I see just how many demons are around me. There are torture racks, chains, crude houses and caves with no logic to them just drifting and extending through the "air". There's a tower made out of broken spines and skulls in the middle of a field of tongues, with strange beast missing the tops of their heads chasing after young screaming...souls of children. I wince as I see their owner bound after them, impossibly fat with a cage for a head. Crunching and chewing echo from below me, so I turn away, feeling sick.

I come face to face with a creature with a single eye on it's face, bigger than my own head. It glares at me and goes back to pacing as a creature made of chains continues hammering a twitching corpse into a pool of molten glowing metal ontop of an anvil mixed with a forge. The forge stares at me through empty eyes, flames spewing out of the mouth carved into it.

I back away, and trip on nothing, tumbling down through the air onto a soft pad made out of some kind of black liquid. I groan and look up, and barely manage to scramble out of the way
cont

>>48713761
as a bone backed thing gets slammed into it, as a wild beast with only a mouth on its head tears into, hollering with laughter as demons around it clap and throw around coins and broken looking souls, beaten bruised and bloody. One stares at me as its handed from a succubus like me to a demon with a hog's face. The poor man's eyes have been gouged out, replaced with burning spikes of iron. He stumbles and the beast falls on him, ghostly goo and blood splattering everywhere.

I cover my eyes, just in time to catch a glimpse of the lust demon and the hog faced one ripping the beast to shreds, their faces contored monsterously as the crowd bellows with laughter.

I run and fly into the air before it devolves into a brawl.

I shiver and shake my head. I hate it here, it's horrible how can anyone

I blink and grin as spires of crystals, fields of burning trees, and rivers of liquid bronze and boiling blood flow past me. Cliffs of bone white stone just out like the work of an artist. Statues of beautiful and twisted women line a street made out of teeth bigger than me.It moves and rolls through the air like a kind of twisted worm.

I step onto it, looking around as I see lust demons dancing and flirting with drunk looking souls, biting and drinking bits of them away as a hag with a belly rotted green smiles and sits at the edge of the road, surrounded by bits of angels and monsters, all dried and mutilated.

She smiles and waves at me, as I realize her eyes are those of a goat.

I nod and keep walking, basking in all that's going on around me, the good, the bad, and the outright terrible as I go along.

I close my eyes, hearing music, laughter, clasing blades, wails of angish and pleasure.

and...then I trip.

The air is cold, and there is no noise around me.

I look around, and only see snow, frost and ice over and endless sea, covered in rusted weapons and stained bones, all locked in combat or the throes of death, literally frozen in time and death.

cont

>>48713920
I look up, and see a massive tree, stretching beyond what I can see. Human souls, blackened like burnt bread drift towards it, cursing or breaking apart and reforming as they go, floating under the legs of a massive stone statue using the tree as a throne, bones sticking out of his carved armor.

I swallow and rub my throat, guess I found it.
-
Imp warrens added to map of hell
-

What do I do?
[] look for the guardian
[] try to just walk in
[] fly around, looking for a way in 1d20+pot
[] look for a new weapon in the dead field
[] make some hot cocoa and go for a walk
[] Ask very loudly if I can be let in
[]Get my spear ready
[] write in

>>48713983
>[] look for the guardian
>[] make some hot cocoa and go for a walk
>[]Get my spear ready
>[] Ask very loudly if I can be let in

>>48713983
>[] look for the guardian
>[] make some hot cocoa and go for a walk
>[]Get my spear ready

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>48713983
>[] fly around, looking for a way in 1d20+pot
>[] look for the guardian

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>48713983
>[] look for the guardian
>[] fly around, looking for a way in 1d20+pot
Is that really supposed to be Pot?

>>48714031
Sorry, senses

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>48713983
[] make some hot cocoa and go for a walk
[] fly around, looking for a way in 1d20+po
[] look for the guardian
[]Get my spear ready

[] look for a new weapon in the dead field
because why not?

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>48713983
>[] look for the guardian
>[] fly around, looking for a way in 1d20+pot
>[] make some hot cocoa and go for a walk
>[] look for a new weapon in the dead field

Nice to know where we're sending the good folk of Brasurburge.

I snap my fingers, and watch the cloud of pink smoke roll around in front of me as I walk down the hill, past all the long dead demons. I grab the cup of steaming cocoa that forms out of it, and take a sip of it. I look around and see no sign of life around me. I gulp and take another sip of my cocoa, holding my lower hands out to grab my spear out of thin air as I walk down the path across the endless ocean around me.

I slowly look up at the tree, but only after glancing to make sure nothing's going to break through the ice and jump at me.
_
15+3=18= just barely
-

I can...I think I can see some light coming through the cracks in the grayish white bark...red light, living light. I nod and keep walking down, I don't know for how long, but I end up in front of the giant statue and look around for the gatekeeper....maybe he died and no one came to check? oh wouldn't that be.

"Who...dare ...approaches" a low voice asks, as I hear stone cracking and snapping, followed by bones groaning and shrieking "The birthplace of our kindered, armed with a magic spear filled with foul power"

I squeak as I look up and see the massive statue staring down at me, glowing orange lights burning in its helmet as it slowly stands up, standing nearly as tall as the tree as it crosses its arms slowly.

"These unhallowed grounds are forbidden from any besides new born imps, and you have ripened enough" He says painfully slowly "...though I don't know your smell...begone unless you wish to challenge my position"

"Uuuuuuh" I squeak out, my legs shaking as he's suddenly my size, standing in front of the door, as weapons drag to his side

"Out with it, if you wish to challenge me, it shall be a fair fight through out" He says calmly "I See no reason to kill an upstart, so I shall only break you if you fail, so answer me, shall you take your leave, or face me in battle"
cont

>>48714278

What do I say
[] I didn't mean to end up here...er sorry, going now
[] Yeah, sounds fun, lets play *BOSS FIGHT*
[] Sooo, what do you do round here anyways? Looks boring *distract him to make a mirror inside the warrens* 1d20+pot
[] awww, can't you make an exception for little old me, I'm harmless
[] ALITHARIUM, WARHORSE OF THE FROZEN WASTES, TO MY SIDE
[] What if I do
[] I just want some little sisters, mean...giant...stone skeleton guy
[] Shut up *toss hot chocolate at him* *BOSS FIGHT*
[] write in

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>48714316
>[] Sooo, what do you do round here anyways? Looks boring *distract him to make a mirror inside the warrens* 1d20+pot

>>48714316
>[] awww, can't you make an exception for little old me, I'm harmless
>[] I just want some little sisters, mean...giant...stone skeleton guy
>What do you mean by "break me"?
>[] ALITHARIUM, WARHORSE OF THE FROZEN WASTES, TO MY SIDE
>[] Yeah, sounds fun, lets play *BOSS FIGHT*

Let's do this thing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSSXOQ-1bI

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>48714316
>[] Sooo, what do you do round here anyways? Looks boring *distract him to make a mirror inside the warrens* 1d20+pot

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>48714316
>[] Sooo, what do you do round here anyways? Looks boring *distract him to make a mirror inside the warrens* 1d20+pot

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>48714316
>[] I just want some little sisters, mean...giant...stone skeleton guy
>[] Sooo, what do you do round here anyways? Looks boring *distract him to make a mirror inside the warrens* 1d20+pot

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48714316
>[] I just want some little sisters, mean...giant...stone skeleton guy
>[] Sooo, what do you do round here anyways? Looks boring *distract him to make a mirror inside the warrens* 1d20+pot
Shouldn't that be guile?

>>48714420
A. No it's for the magic

B. thank fuck you're out of range.

>>48714420
You just had to point that out.

>>48714316
>[] ALITHARIUM, WARHORSE OF THE FROZEN WASTES, TO MY SIDE
[] Yeah, sounds fun, lets play *BOSS FIGHT*

{}Make Mirrors around the area before he can react.

>>48714439
He's not.

We need a reroll.

Burn a demonic favor to avoid a boss fight?
[] yes, you also get a reroll, and a fail here won't cause the boss fight to trigger
[] nah = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w

>>48714420
>>48714439
Pretty sure the distracting should be harder than the magic, but I'm not gonna complain.

And I'm sadly not out of range.

>>48714478
We could just NOT, since combat hasn't *Started* yet. We might need it for the fight.

>>48714516
>[] yes, you also get a reroll, and a fail here won't cause the boss fight to trigger

>>48714516
>[] yes, you also get a reroll, and a fail here won't cause the boss fight to trigger

>>48714516
>[] nah

I WANT the boss fight, It's time to WRECK fools and enslave/turn him into a weapon for power.

>>48714516
>[] nah = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w [Embed]

I still want to kill and eat this guy, he could give us cool powers.

>>48714516
>[] yes, you also get a reroll, and a fail here won't cause the boss fight to trigger
>>48714525
Or we could and just not have a boss fight.
I'd rather spend that session time on getting little sisters.
And I figure 3 demonic favor for the session should be more than enough.

>>48714549
The session still has a lot of time left, we can do both.

>>48714516
>[] yes, you also get a reroll, and a fail here won't cause the boss fight to trigger
I don't really particularly want the title right now. And calling Alith down here now seems like a bad idea.

Roll 1d20
don't roll more than a single 1 here, or...bad things

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>48714616
We literally can't, its just one roll.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48714616
Fuck it, here we go.

>>48714634
Well, thanks go you're late.

>>48714644
That makes two of us Skwisgar

"I just want some sisters" I say as the gatekeeper slowly walks along rows of blades floating through the air, running his rotted hands down the blades in thought, ignoring me completely "Mean...giant...stone skeleton guy"

"I am the gatekeeper...refer to me as such" He says calmly "if you do not wish to challenge me for the title, begone, I have little time for interruptions from currs like you"

"And what do you do round here mr gatekepper?" I ask, stabbing my spear into the ground as he pulls out a massive hook from the ice, followed by a sword twice my size, melted down like a candle.

"I watch" He says, standing in front of me, holding his weapons on his shoulders

"Anything else?" I ask leaning closer

"I fight" He says, letting his arms drop to his sides

"On your free time?" I ask with a grin as I hold my lower hands behind me, and try to work my magic past him as he steps towards me, golden lines running down my arms.

"What manner of magic are you using?" He asks me as my eye twitches as I bite my lip as I try and get the mirror in right without being able to see it

"Magic? I'm just stretching, do you like my perfume?" I ask stretching as I cut my magic sort, hope I got it right "And you didn't answer my question"

"I watch, I have no free time" He says leaning closer, bits of frozen flesh sticking to his blank skull, I hear a rough whistling noise, and I realize he's smelling me "and that is no perfume that is magic"

He glares down at me, unmoving as if he expects me just go and attack him.

"Go....do it, no amount of trickery will fell me" He says smugly, stabbing his massive sword right past my side, in between my arms.

What do I do?
[] hand him a cupcake and call it gift
[] run away
[] make a dagger with my magic, and pretend to have been caught cheating
[] kiss him 1d20+ willpower
[] use smithing to make something 1d20+ pot
[] keep pretending it's perfume
[] find an excuse 1d20+guile
[] Headbutt 1d100

>>48714764
>[] hand him a cupcake and call it gift

You sure you couldn't let me pass? I'll only be a little while. *Giggle*

>>48714764
>[] hand him a cupcake and call it gift

>>48714764
>[] hand him a cupcake and call it gift
>[] run away

>>48714764
>[] use smithing to make something 1d20+ pot
shackles/ a net with bladed inner edges, that way if he trys to grow big he cuts his hands off, and if he goes small he's probably more vulnerable

>>48714764
>[] hand him a cupcake and call it gift
>[] make a dagger with my magic, and pretend to have been caught cheating

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>48714844
er, forgot my roll not that it matters.

>>48714764
>[] hand him a cupcake and call it gift

I wiggle my fingers, and hold my hands out as he continues staring at me with his empty, rotted eyes.

"It's a gift for all the hard work" I say as I hold out a red velvet cupcake with pink frosting and a cherry ontop of it "keeping all the youngins sa"

He grabs my hands and squeeze them with one of his, the lights in his eyes dying to show his mostly rotted face as his tattered lips twist into a scowl as he leans up to me. I shiver as my squeezes harder. I feel my fingers bending as he squeezes down, frosting and crumbs pushing through his hand and cheery juice drips down to my wrist and freezes in the biting air.

"That doesn't smell like the magic you were using" He says calmly "I've dealt with kin who thought they were crafty before, do not think I am so easily fooled, what are you playing at lesser one"

What do I do?
[] Headbutt 1d100
[] How can you tell
[] tell the truth *Bad idea*
[] gather the bits of creation magic in the air and make something in my hands to try and cover for myself 1d20+guile
[] Try to pull my hands away 1d20+str
[] Make a mirror under me and mirror walk away from here 1d20+pot
[] Call him a liar and glare back
[] Try to play on his honor
[] Scared imp noises
[] write in

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>48715045
>[] gather the bits of creation magic in the air and make something in my hands to try and cover for myself 1d20+guile
>[] Try to play on his honor

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>48715045
>[] Try to play on his honor
>[] Try to pull my hands away 1d20+str

I don't think we're getting out of here without a fight.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>48715045
>[] Make a mirror under me and mirror walk away from here 1d20+pot

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48715045
>[] Make a mirror under me and mirror walk away from here 1d20+pot

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>48715045
>[] gather the bits of creation magic in the air and make something in my hands to try and cover for myself 1d20+guile

>>48715045
>[] Scared imp noises
>>48715095
Just let us go dice.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>48715095
Oh for fucks sake dice, what is it with you today.

I try to pull the bits of magic left over from me making the mirror closer to myself to try and make something out of them. But he breaks my concentration with another squeeze of my hands, making me wince and bite my tongue in pain as he glares at me wordlessly.

"He...hey I'm unarmed" I say weakly as he starts to lift my lower hands up into the air, still not saying a single fucking word "You wouldn't hurt someone who doesn't have a weapon right"

"You do, grab it so I can get to beating you" He says calmly, closing the visor of his helmet "Or I will unarm you"

"Eerrgh" I groan, shaking my head at the though as my lower shoulders twinge with imagined pain "uh...uh...see YA!"

I kick my legs down, forcing magic through them to make a mirror under me.

He roars angrily, and tosses me through the air, smashing his foot into the the mirror as it forms, shattering it.

I try to flap my wings, but I slam into the snow and skid along it.

I groan and feel my spear fly right past my face, barely missing cutting it. I hope up and grab it.

"You were trying to get into the warrens behind my back" He cackles his eyes glowing with enough light to make the rest of him glow "That is not allowed, now the only way you can leave this place is by killing me....or being beaten to a pulp"

The skies darken, and the road extends far out of view as he walks towards me.

"The young ones are out of your hungry reach, lustful one" He hisses, stepping onto the ice with me "And as their guardian, I must crush you if you attempt to reach them, as is my purpose"
-
VERY HARD BOSS ENCOUNTERED
GATEKEEPER
NON LETHAL DESTROYER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0VY6Qs18P8
-

He runs, like a petal dancing on the wind, as the skeletons rise up, and surround us.
cont

>>48715350

What do I do?
[] Try and stab him with my spear 1d100
[] flee under the ice
[] fly into the air
[] Use smithing magic to attack him 1d20+pot
[] turn the ice into something 1d20+pot
[] make a wall between me and him 1d20+pot
[] slip under him 1d20+agility
[] Headbutt him 1d100
[] Call for alitharium
[] Grab one of his arms with my tongue 1d100
[] write in
-
Note for future reference, that different magics smell differently. Like change and cooking, despite the latter being a sub type, have very distinctive smells that are different from eachother.

Also demons are VERY serious about their jobs
-

>>48715350
Ugh, that seems way forced as an encounter. But whatever.

>>48715372
>[] fly into the air

>>48715372
>[] Call for alitharium
>[] fly into the air

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>48715372
>[] fly into the air
>[] Call for alitharium
>[] Use smithing magic to attack him 1d20+pot

Time for the UBW

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>48715372
>[] Call for alitharium
>[] turn the ice into something 1d20+pot
Huge mirror shards

Sooo, we didn't want to fight him, everyone told us not fighting him is a better idea, we try to avoid him, yet we have to fight him anyway no matter what because reasons.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>48715372
>>[] Call for alitharium
>>[] turn the ice into something 1d20+pot
>Huge mirror shards
My last vote for the night, good night and have fun with the fight everyone.

>>48715418
The dice were actively trying to kill us. We didn't roll high enough to sneak or magic our way past him, so now we fight.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>48715372
>[] turn the ice into something 1d20+pot
mirrors

>>48715427
>and have fun with the fight everyone
I still hope we can avoid the fight, I'm kinda annoyed at how we as demon of trickery and guile end up always having to brute force everything.

>>48715432
>The dice were actively trying to kill us.
Nah not really, we succeeded at scouting and he instantly spotted us anyway and we were forced into a encounter we wanted to avoid.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>48715372
>>48715405
changing to
>[] turn the ice into something 1d20+pot
Huge mirror shards

Alright, listen. This guy can smell magic this was established when he got in your face. did you not think that he could tell the difference between cooking and creation magic?

Anyways, writing.

>>48715489
>This guy can smell magic this was established when he got in your face. did you not think that he could tell the difference between cooking and creation magic?
No one complained about him being able to do that though?

Do we even know what we want from the imp pool? We were only told we need to get there, but we have no idea what from it we need.

>>48715556
HM's explaining why he knew what we were up to and attacked us.

>>48715608
The him attacking us and knowing what we are doing wasn't something anyone needed explaining though?

14+12= 26 = success
-
He drops his hook and his blade, carving a hole in the ice as he charges me. I slam my hand into the ground, forcing change magic through the ice, turning a few feet of it into a thick mirror, which he instantly shatters.

But I manage to fall through it as he rips it up, twirling around to try to catch me with the tail end of his swing.

I sigh as I dip into the world of mirrors and see his blade shatter the one I feel through.

"ALITHARIUM, WAR HORSE OF THE FROZEN WASTES!" I shout loudly as I run to another one of the mirrows "TO MY SIDE"

I leap through it as I feel a cold along my back, as a bright golden hole open up in the space behind me. When I fall I land on my little pony, and ride her out of the mirror and back onto the ice.

She whines and tries to run away as the demon bellows

"Oh got yourself a pet have you!?" He roars, as I pull on alith's hair and force her back as she makes noises like a chime blowing in the wind "FACE ME ALREADY YOU CURR!"

"I wanna go hooome" Alith whines, shuffling around as I try to keep her straight.

What do I do?
[] charge him 1d100
[] Mirror walk and try to get behind him to sneak attack 1d100
[] Use my magic somehow 1d20+pot
[] Have Alith throw me at him 1d20+ her strength
[] attack alongside alith 2d100
[] Try to run away
[] try to reason with him
[] write in

>>48715624
I thought the guy saying it was forced needed explanation
Since he apparently thinks a demon protecting its land and those under its protection is "Forced"

>>48715608
More that he instantly confronted us despite us voting to only look for a entry and see where he is.
That taking our spear out was apparently a trick option, doesn't make it any better.

>>48715624
People were complaining about it, so HM tried to explain why we have to kill this guy now.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>48715651
>[] Mirror walk and try to get behind him to sneak attack 1d100

>>48715651
>Since he apparently thinks a demon protecting its land and those under its protection is "Forced"
Considering we were explicitly told avoiding him is a option, and then suddenly it isn't, yeah it kinda is.
Certainly wouldn't have tried to go here if we had been told we can't avoid him at all.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>48715651
>[] Use my magic somehow 1d20+pot
>Turn his weapons into cake
>[] try to reason with him

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>48715651
>[] Mirror walk and try to get behind him to sneak attack 1d100

>>48715666
Thats not what anyone complained about.

Rolled 91, 46 = 137 (2d100)

>>48715651
>[] Mirror walk and try to get behind him to sneak attack 1d100
>[] attack alongside alith 2d100

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>48715651
>[] Mirror walk and try to get behind him to sneak attack 1d100

Use magic to turn his sword into COOKIE DOUGH

>>48715704
>>48715661

Can we please concentrate on the fight? Complaining won't make Skeleton Man any deader.

Rolled 85, 9, 38 = 132 (3d100)

Adding onto
>>48715716
[] attack alongside alith 2d100

Rolling for sneak attack and then combo

>>48715651
>[] Try to run away
>[] try to reason with him
I mean, if we don't wish to fight him now, isn't this the best way to do it?

>>48715651
>[] Use my magic somehow 1d20+pot
If turn is weapon into cookie dough

Then, try to get the fuck out of here

>>48715686
You could have, you just chose the wrong options for it. You rolled too lowly on the important checks for it as well.

anyways writing.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>48715747

>>48715741
>I mean, if we don't wish to fight him now, isn't this the best way to do it?
I still want to get to the spawn pool and get our little sisters.

>>48715753
>You rolled too lowly on the important checks
That being, exactly one check, since we only got one to avoid him.
And then we rolled a 18+pot on distracting him and apparently that wasn't enough either.

>>48715651
>[] try to reason with him
>We don't want the imps inside, we just wanted to know how demons are made.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>48715651
>>48715686
changing to
>[] Use my magic somehow 1d20+pot
>Turn his weapons into cake
>[] try to reason with him

"Just keep riding!" I growl as I twist her body around, barely making her avoid getting gutted by his hook as I send us both down into the world of the mirrors as Alith shrieks in surprise and pain as we fall through blank nothingness, scenes of floating weapons and corpses flying past the corpses and appear behind him.

He twists around and glares at me as Alith charges at him, before I pull her hair and force her to stop.

"Wait" I say stabbing my spear into the ground "I don't want to hurt the imps, I just want to know how they're made is all, I just want to have some sister, I don't want to"

"Mistress" Alith whimpers "Please let go of me"

She glances back at me with frozen tears

"No" I say sternly "I won't, He has to see reason I'm not"

"No seconds" He says calmly as he sinks his hook into Alith's shoulder and kicks her out from under me "You're lucky things like her and us can survive that, or I would've kill her for you impudence"

"I'm not trying to do anything to the imps" I growl as he pushes Alith away from me as she wails and sobs in pain, her fur turning a darker shade of pinks "I just want to"

"Get into the warrens" He says cocking his head to the left "None but imps are allowed, no matter the reason, it is my duty to face all trespassers no matter the reason for their visits, in this part of hell I WATCH, NOW FIGHT ME or I shall kill your steed, you seem to care for her, at the very least your expression looked mortal when I drew her blood"

What do I do?
[] keep trying to make him see reason
[] pick up my spear, and get back up on Alitharium and face him 1d100
[] fight him alone 1d100
[] give up trying to be nice
[] Beg him to stop this
[] use my magic
[] write in

>>48715982
>[] write in

Fucking make a mirror and ride the horse out.

Fuck this dude

>>48715789
You got a 5 on the reroll, you have 12 potential
17 was not enough yes

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>48715982
>[] give up trying to be nice
>[] fight him alone 1d100
>[] use my magic

"Don't threaten my friend asshole!"

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>48715982
JUST FUCKING FIGHT HIM GUYS, WE COULD HAVE FUCKED HIM UP

>Turn his weapons and any armor into cookie dough

>Ride Alith into battle and strike his primary arm to disable it.

>>48715982
>[] User magic and mirrorwalk to bypass him

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>48715982
>[] give up trying to be nice
>[] fight him alone 1d100
>[] use my magic

>>48716064
And leave Alith alone, Good job, She got killed by him now.
Quit being an idiot and fight.

>>48716008
Not him HM but sorry thats utter bullshit, rerolls have never ever before overwritten other rolls in the set. That is not how it has ever worked.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>48715982
>[] fight him alone 1d100
>[] Beg him to stop this
>[] use my magic
Would be nice if just changing into an imp would get us in.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>48715982
Fight him alone

>>48716008
Since when do rerolls ovetride the rest of the set?

>>48716084
Don't be stupid, the mirrors we make can easily be large enough for her

>>48716103
We didn't roll high enough to pass the encounter. Just because our luck usually holds out (More or less) with rerolls doesn't mean they guarantee a success. Now stop complaining and help us kill this bastard.

>>48716144
Reread what he said, he claimed we had a 17, but thats wrong, we rolled a 18 in that set, the rerolls don't replace the entire set, only the nat1, that is how it has always been. So we had a 30.

>>48716104
You didn't try that, it would've been dangerous as you don't have shape shifting magic.

>>48716103
>>48716131
>>48716167
Okay I fucked up, but you guys didn't call me out on it when it happened, when you know I've done shit like this before because I have the memory of a goldfish when it comes to mechanics you barely ever use

>>48716193
>but you guys didn't call me out on it when it happened
You didn't show the results in that update so we had to think it was a autofail.

>>48716167
Alright, I don't fully get what you mean, but let's say that HM mis-typed and put 17 when it should have been 18. Mistakes happen, no one is perfect. But do you truly, honestly believe one point would have made a difference here? Because HM declared that this was a really hard fight, so it's perfectly reasonable to say that an 18 would not have saved us. So can we please drop the petty arguments and play the game, please? These threads are meant to be fun, so can we all just have a little, and redirect all this frustration into murdering the shit out of the boss fight?

>>48716193
So just let us escape now and bypass this cunt entirely?

Seems like a reasonable compromise

>>48716193
We use rerolls pretty often to be fair.

Also, wouldn't Shaping mahic lets us pretend to be a Imp?
Or mabye use Shaping and Alchemy for a disguise potion?

>>48716235
With our bonus it was a 30

Which is significantly higher.

>>48716246
Are you kidding me? HM isn't going to cop out like that. We rolled low, now we need to fight, it's that simple. And think about it like this: Once we win, we'll get new magic, a level, and five adorable little sisters. Why not concentrate on that?

>>48716235
No, you are mistaken. We rolled a 18 in that set, but HM counted us as having rolled 5, with our pot that meant a result of 17, rather than the 30 we actually had.
Anyway, lets get on with it.

>>48716277
Eh, killing him is a utterly terrible idea. We obviously can't replace him, since we can't stick around guarding the pool, so they would be completly defenseless, and there is a reason they have a guardian.

>ITT QM forces a difficult boss fight

>>48716256
>>48716246
>>48716227
Yeah yeah
I fucked up big time here.
I'll give you a choice about it via everyone's favourite elder god thing

>>48716277
No I fucked up, they had an 18+12 which equals 30, 10 over what they needed.

I really

REALLY FUCKED UP
Unlike last time, this can't be dome away with a bonus
since this fight WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED if I realized I fucked up earlier.

>>48716315
We aren't "forced" to fight, in all fariness.

>>48716301
Who cares? Outside of getting our girls Imped out, this place means nothing to us. And think about the power boost this guy will give us once we bake him into a pie.

>>48716301
This

100 million times

Let's just peace out, fuck this whole deal with a stick.

>>48716193
>You didn't try that, it would've been dangerous as you don't have shape shifting magic.
I thought all demons/angels could change to lesser forms. So much for petting tiny Alith anytime soon.

>>48716337
I care, I don't want to start a catastrophy in hell for shits and giggles. Thats just begging to backfire hard on us.

>>48716331
Oh jee we get something from hatman, That totally makes up for forcing us into and I quote
>VERY HARD BOSS ENCOUNTERED

>>48716301
Agreed. If anything we can just leave him after honouring his stupid challenge and move on.

>>48716341
I think its better to leave now and come back when we have better stealth/shapeshifting to sneak by.

>>48716331
Can all of this arguing about mistakes and shit please stop? Let's just let the fight proceed as normal, and maybe get some kind of bonus for "mistakes were made, sorry about that"? I'm getting really bummed out with all of this arguing.

>>48716368
I'd rather we just be allowed to mirror port out like I said earlier...

>>48716384
So basically make us look like a coward and waste our time?
>>48716386
And no one cares you are "Getting bummed out".

>>48716386
Can you quit being a whiny cunt?

Take off the fucking name and get a grip. Jesus man, this isn't even a shit trickle

>>48716386
This isn't even close to a shitstorm, Quit being a whiny cunt.

>>48716364
Honestly, worst case scenario for how this affects us personally is that Big Sis get's pissed at us. And while I really don't want that, it's the only thing that will have any direct impact on us.

>>48716403
>So basically make us look like a coward and waste our time?
Not seeing avoiding a pointless fight we don't wNt as cowardice. Especially if we might get something anyway.

"Fine" I growl, as he smirks.

My spear appears back in my hand as he walks away from me, bows and adopts a fighting stands, as Alice groans on the ground, the flesh around her wound blackening as it pours out smoke that smells like rotten eggs
-

"STOP!" a familar voice shouts as I realize that demon is raising his blade to cut me in two "Stop stop stop"

"What do you want?" I growl as try to move my spear away from the edge of the blade, but I can't move "And no jazz music this time?"

"Something is wrong here" He says suddenly sitting on top of my head, crossing his legs as he taps his finger "Some sort of weird thing beyond your understanding, look, I am a creature of causality, and this is something only a thing like me could do"

"And?" I say trying to tilt my head as my entire body screams and my eyes burn like I'm staring into a fire "you're an asshole, why are you just playing around forcing me to fight this cunt"

"I do not interfere, I am beyond anything you could imagine, and these fellahs know I don't interfere except to hand out candies and neat toys, like that spear you lug around" He growls "Point is this reality, is not supposed to happen, out of all the vast possibilities and maybes, it is impossible, a word I SO HATE, there is something else like me, fucking with it all, with reality, and I have worked too hard to get my love back to lose it all due to some amateur messing with the strands of fate"

"What are you talking about, don't tell me there's more of you out there, one of you is enough" I groan, feeling sick "Can you at least get me out of this shit show"

"Of course I can, I prefer to see where the world is going rather than walking down an unmarked path that shouldn't be" He hisses, grabbing my face and squeezing it "AND HE, is not supposed to fight you...yet at least, see...see something...this is all wrong"
cont

>>48716482
>He used some of the lines we said to him

I'm laughing my ass off

>>48716482

"SO stop talking about it an fix it if you really can!" I shout out of fear more than anything else as his face gets covered in shadows "Cause I don't want this either, He's going to kill Allith I fuck up here!"

"SO you do care" He cackles, ruffling my hair "Such a sweet heart, I remember when I first cared about another being...but yes I can, I've come to far and changed too much to get Amelia back to have some....minor impossibility to ruin it all for me"

"Who?" I ask, my voice cracking as he places his hand on my chest and grins.

"Doesn't concern you" He says Cooley as he snaps his fingers to a beat that starts to come from nowhere "I've got to keep controll...So I shall send you back to the broken bit of reality and time, and if you fuck it up"

He grabs my heart, reaching through my chest

"I will destroy you entirely...unless you want to fight this useless battle that is" He says oh so politely as I feel my heart beating under his fingers "Be aware, chance may change....a thing or two, but that doesn't matter, doesn't matter at all"
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkplPbd2f60
-
SO?
[] go back to that moment and avoid this silliness roll 1d100 for chance of....differences
[] stay fighting.....You...you irk me, old friends


>>48716315
fuck off, I'm human, I fucked up.

>>48716342
They can with training, or a stronger will.

>>48716579
>Oh yeah if you fuck it up I'll just kill off the MC, Oh and you have to roll a d100 to see if you fuck it up, No bonus or anything for you LOL.

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>48716579
>[] go back to that moment and avoid this silliness roll 1d100 for chance of....differences

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>48716579
>[] go back to that moment and avoid this silliness roll 1d100 for chance of....differences


here we go I guess

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>48716579
>[] go back to that moment and avoid this silliness roll 1d100 for chance of....differences

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>48716579
>[] go back to that moment and avoid this silliness roll 1d100 for chance of....differences

FINE. As much as I'd like to see this through and kill this fuck, you'll all call me dumbass and out vote me. So let's just forget this ever happened.

>>48716606
You're an idiot
Where did you get fucking it up from differences
if I was pulling that, I'd say 1d100 to not fuck up

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>48716579
>[] go back to that moment and avoid this silliness roll 1d100 for chance of....differences

> Amelia coming back ITT confirmed

There's a flash and
...
A warm breeze blows across my face as the old rusted suit of armor stares at me, looking annoyed as I keep asking him what he does around here. He swings his axe down into one old piles of bones littering the road, his face rotted face glowing with rage as I smile and hold my hands behind my back as I finish making up my mirror.

The empty put around us echos with screaming as he turns his back on me, and walks away from me, leaving his axe behind as the skeletons of his previous challengers litter the sides of the road above nothing.

"Leave" He growls, growing back to his full size "Before I take your head for wasting my time and intruding, whelp"

I can't believe it worked but...something feels a little...off here. Can't put my finger it though. so it probablly doesn't matter. So I can just get my sisters now, right under his...er half of a nose.

Wonder why I feel cold..wasn't...no alith's back on that weird living ship that witch who killed me made.

I bet Iris is worrying about me anyways, so I should just get done with this and do my devilish deeds already
-
reality has warped the appearance of the imp warrens and it's guardian

Great result! nothing else effected
-

What do I do.
[] Mirror walk away into the warren
[] go as far back as I can then mirror walk in
[] return to the real world
[] finish up the lemonade I made to cool off
[] Why does my heart hurt?
[] write in

>>48716579
>They can with training, or a stronger will.
>-30 will
Good thing we're training her already.

>>48716753
>[] go as far back as I can then mirror walk in

>>48716753
>[] Mirror walk away into the warren
>[] go as far back as I can then mirror walk in

>>48716753
>[] return to the real world
Mirror walk is magic, he can smell magic. Do the math.
We don't need to transform them anytime soon, lets git gud first.

>>48716753
[] finish up the lemonade I made to cool off
[] Why does my heart hurt?

>>48716753
So essentially you fuck up and blame the players and then try and retcon? Gee thanks for wasting everyones time HM.
>[] return to the real world

>>48716753
>[] go as far back as I can then mirror walk in
>[] finish up the lemonade I made to cool off

>>48716824
You are stupid then
I admitted I fucked up, several times

>>48716824
Get the stick out of your ass, I'm not sure what's worse, the namefag being a whiny cunt or you being a whiny cunt.

>>48716753
>[] return to the real world
So we got absolutely nothing out of this?

>>48716889
The worst part is, I made the original complaint and even I am done by now, he literally just jumped a bandwagon everyone else had left.

>>48716899
We got a better chance to get to the warren, not sure how much more you want, its a clean retcon.

Tie breaker cause I'm fucking tired and pissed off
[] Warren time
[] go back to the real world

>>48716908
Pretty much, some people just like being angry I guess.

>>48716964
>[] go back to the real world

>>48716964
>[] Warren time

We're getting our demon sisters

>>48716964
>[] go back to the real world

Hey don't let one dude ruin your night, he's just being a cunt.

>>48716964
>[] Warren time
Still voting for it

>>48716964
>[] go back to the real world
I'd rather not waste anymore of our time on pointless stuff thank you.

>>48716964
>[] go back to the real world

>>48716928
I want something instead of nothing because our time was wasted? Since absolutely nothing happened and we got jack shit?

>>48716964
>[] go back to the real world
Another day, perhaps.

Looks like we're asking Raz then.

Any ways I'm writing now.

punched a hole in my wall

So yeah, fun fun

>>48717058
And if you keep bitching I will give you something, Something nasty. I'm really not in the mood for bitching right now.

>>48717119
>punched a hole in my wall

dude, relax

It's one dude at this point

>>48717119
You sjhouldn't let one guy get to you

I sigh and hold my hand up, and throw open the door back to the real world. It swings open and I step through it, and sigh as the cool soo breeze touches my face.

What do I do?
[]go to the warrens via mirror walking *No danger*
[] Tell Iris my plan
[] go for a swim
[] go cry in a corner from what I saw
[] stop kelly from eating some fucker or something
[] pamper the fallen angel
[] write in

>>48717133
I know, breaking shit is the easiest way for me to let steam off that doesn't hurt anything in the quest. Having trouble writing now.

>>48717164
Sorry I'm salty right now, it isn't the first time I've punched the wall because of qming, just the first time I put a hole in it

>>48717187
>[] pamper the fallen angel
>[] Tell Iris my plan

>>48717187
>[] pamper the fallen angel
>[] Tell Iris my plan

>>48717187
>[] Tell Iris my plan
>[] pamper the fallen angel


Do I need to send you a virtual hug? I will you shit, don't tempt me

>>48717187
>[] go cry in a corner from what I saw
>[] pamper the fallen angel
>[] Tell Iris my plan
>[]go to the warrens via mirror walking *No danger*
Still voting for it, even though it won't win at this point.

Sorry can't fucking write, gimme a minute to cool down

>>48717351
No problem, take your time.

>>48717351
Bro, you need to take a deep breath, step away from the comp for a bit and try to calm down.

There's really nothing to be angry about.

I wince as the sun touches my eyes, and the breeze wirls around me as the horribly famililary feeling like I'm about to lose a lunch I never at fills my stomach. I groan, and smile as Alith rushes over to my side to catch me with her hoses half as I tumble from the rapidly changing movement of the shape.

"good girl" I groan weakly as I hand her a carrot I pull out of the pink clouds that pour out "Such a good girl....good girl"

"Thank you mistress' She says through bites of her snack "er...can you maybe go a little slower with the petting?"

"Of course I can...of course I can" I say nodding slowly as I take my time to readjust to having something actually real under my feet "Where'd marcy go running off to anyways?"

"Oh...she ran off somewhere" Alith says flatly "I wasn't really paying attention to where she went...but I assure you she and the others are safe"

"Great" I say as I see Iris walking towards me, looking rather upset "Er, I'll pamper you later...go I don't know frolic or something"

"Mhmmm" She says nodding slowly as she trots off, as I do the same over to my master and love

"Iris, you aren't mad at me are you?" I ask sweetly as I lean towards her, she pushes up her glasses

"What took you so long down there anyways?" She ask curiously, her expression turning a little curious

"Oh well I found a way to turn people into demons, so I wanna do it to the five girls" I say cheerfully as her eyes go wide and then sour

"So you want to do the same thing we did to you" She says sounding a little hurt "I...didn't think you had it in you to do something like that to someone"

What do I do?
[]Act innocent
[] rationalize it
[] try and convince her
[] grin evilly, and go do it now
[] Break down, blubbering about sisters...etc
[] write in

my hand fuckign hurts

>>48717482
I've calmed down

my hand just fucking has a weird sprain in my wrist now

>>48717540
You did punch a wall...

>>48717521
>[]Act innocent
>[] rationalize it
>[] try and convince her

Fuck man, I'm sorry about how all this turned out.

>>48717521
>[]Act innocent
>[] rationalize it
>[] try and convince her

>>48717553
HM and us have been through much, much worse

>>48717521
>[] rationalize it
>[] try and convince her

>>48717521
>[]Act innocent
>[] rationalize it
>Realize what we were about to do, Freak out, The hell is wrong with us!?

>>48717521
You know, when she puts it that way. It feels very wrong to do this...

>>48717602
I will support this.

>>48717587
Yeah, I know. I just felt like I needed to apologize. Some of this is my fault after all.

>>48717521
>[] rationalize it
>[] try and convince her
They are going to hell anyways. At least this is done quickly. Not like we can unclaim their souls.

Welp so much for keeping our humanity and morality....
Hey Hm will they keep their personalities? And will they all be lust ones?

>>48717602
Second, I'd rather not Mali just up and lose her morality.

>>48717521
>[]Act innocent
>[] rationalize it
>Realize what we were about to do, Freak out, The hell is wrong with us!?

>>48717521
>[]Act innocent
>[] rationalize it
>Realize what we were about to do, Freak out, The hell is wrong with us!?
Let's not go full demon just yet.

>>48717602
That's actually really good, seconding

>>48717826
Delete your old vote.

"Noooo" I say backing away as Iris looks down at me over the edge of her glasses as she slowly puts them up, her eyes looking more confused than anything else "No no, I wasn't damned when it happened to me, all I'm doing is pushing it along a bit faster, why make them suffer knowing they'll forget everything when it does happen"

"They don't know" Iris says flatly "You're just trying to"

I wrap my lower arms around her and lean closer, frowning as cutely as I can

"Iris" I say pathetically "I was always the youngest you know, I just want a cute little sister to follow me around and look up to me like I always did to mine"

"Yes but this is...it's well it's a little cruel isn't it Mali" Iris says calmly, staring me dead in my eyes

"Cooome on I can never have a normal family why can't I have a weird one" I whine, pressing myself against my master and girlfriend, making her turn bright red "Come on Iris, please I'm so lonely"

"You have me" she says sweetly "But you're not going to"

"Of course I won't, I want little sisters"I say rubbing myself against her "Come on, it'd be fun, they could be your familiars to or"

"I don't want another one" Iris says sadly, finally hugging me back "You're enough of a handful already"

"I know I am" I whimper, sniffling "Bu..but they're get taken away from me if I don't do this, they'll forget about me, I don't like being forgotten Iris"

"I know I know" She says before she squeaks as I hug a bit tighter

"Besides, wouldn't it be interesting to see how they grow differently from me" I say grinning inhumanly

Iris frowns

"Alice" She says pressing her forehead against mine...or tries to, the horns kind of get in the way "if you really want to do something that nearly erased you so you can have little
sister who are probably not going to be as lucky as you are do it"

"Eh" I say in shock as her eyes go wider and redder
cont

>>48717854
She grabs my neck and holds me

"Do it now, if you're aren't messing around trying to get a reaction out of me, do it, wasting time isn't something you do" She says coldly "They'll just end up dying on this trip anyways, why not just take chance away from their hands and force them into safety, hell you'll get the family you so desperately crave won't you?"

"Eh" I say as I realize she's crying blood, and its dripping on my chest "But they're going to.."

"Shut up alice" She says making me feel small as I shrink back "You were right when you said you weren't smart, cause you can't realize you already have a family, or maybe it just isn't enough for you"

I try to scoot out of her arms but she stares into my eyes, and I can't look away or move as I feel like a mouse staring down a cat as her eyes sharpen like her mother's cat or snake like eyes.

"Or maybe you're trying to desperatly forget there was a time before your name was Malizeral" She hisses as tears stain her cheeks "trying to run from your problems or plug up the holes in your heart with stolen lives won't help you, bad shit happened to you, that's no reason to put on a mask and forget the potato farmer you were alice"

"Iris" I say as tears fill my eyes "I...I, stop talking I'm...I'm going to throw up I can feel it I can"

She stares at me blankly

"Stop running away from the truth, if you're worried I don't love you because you're broken, my entire family is I love them just as much" She says flatly as I crumple down, my head screaming at me "You're just too thick head to realize you have a family that loves you already, do you really need to end lives to get more"

"Alice don't look away from me" She says grabbing my face "If you're serious about this, if you really want a sister or if you think you aren't part of my house now, then do it to me"

She grins manically and cackles "What hesitant now? I thought you wanted a family? oh wait, you have one don't you, Mali"

and
-
Iris Miller
-
cont

>>48717998
I'm scared and aroused

Scareroused

>>48717998

Mali's pupils turn into tear drops and she starts balling, burrying her head in my chest, and falling against me, shuddering as she mummers "Sorry" and "I'ma monster" over and over, muffled by my shirt and chest. I smirk and hold her, falling to the ground as she continues beating herself down, saying how she just wants the life she couldn't have and other ramblings.

What do I do?
[] rock her back and forth
[] Drink her blood *remember what demon fluids do*
[] make her calm down
[] Find the five girls
[]just lay here in thought
[] ask her why she really wanted to do this in the first place
[] Ask her why she's so hesitant about my soul, but so careless with others
[] write in

>>48717998
Oh boy, Congratulations Iris, You've officially broken Alice, Have fun with your new meat puppet!

>>48717998
Holy fucking shit. She's Layla's daughter alright.

>>48718050
>[] rock her back and forth
>[] ask her why she really wanted to do this in the first place
Pretty sure making her calm down option is an order, And I'm pretty sure that'd make things even worse.

>>48718050
>[] rock her back and forth
>Calm her down gently
>[] ask her why she really wanted to do this in the first place
>[] Ask her why she's so hesitant about my soul, but so careless with others

>>48718050
>[] rock her back and forth
>[] ask her why she really wanted to do this in the first place

>>48718050
>[] rock her back and forth

>[] ask her why she really wanted to do this in the first place

>>48718050
>[] rock her back and forth
>[] ask her why she really wanted to do this in the first place
The last option is pretty obvious, Don't think Iris is that dense, It's because Mali/Alice loves her.
Also fuck Captcha.

>>48718050
So HM on a 1 to 10 scale how badly did Iris just break Mali's poor mind further?

I walk her back and forth as she lays there, barely moving as she rattles on and on about things that I can't even understand as she constantly slipping into the demonic tongue...or just plain crying to much, in joy, in sorrow, and rage at herself. It's hard to hear, it's hard to bear, but I have to. I slowly rock her back and forth with my arms as she grows quieter and quieter until she's basically just repeating I'm sorry, over and over again like I beat and abused her.

I give her a kiss on the forehead and she looks up at me, her pupils forming normal black orbs before stretching in zipping around in her maelstrom of emotions.

"Why did you do it in the first place?" I ask as i brush her hands out of her eyes "Did you know you what you doing or was it just an urge you felt, why Mali? were you trying to hide again"

"No"She says quietly "I just...wanted little sisters, cause then people would look at me with something over than lust, which is very nice, it's...I desire more than lust, like love"

"And you forgot about me?" I ask holding a bit tighter

"I don't want you to be a demon" She says calmly "you're too nice to be one"

"So are you" I say cheerfully as she frowns

"I've ruined how many souls for fun" She says "I watched them getting consumed and tortured, one by one, You don't deserve that...maybe I kept going cause I thought it'd be nicer for them to be demons rather than going through all that first...maybe I just wanted love I couldn't taint I don't know...I just wanted to do it"
cont

>>48718286

What do I say
[]You can't taint me, my blood already is rotten
[] Well, it isn't your fault, your desires consume you if you give them even a second of focus, it isn't your fault
[]you worry to much
[] Love can't be tainted, dad taught me that
[]That's tearing you apart isn't it? I don't care where my soul ends up, most of my family is probably damned anyways. And besides, with you, I don't think I'll ever die
[] Alice, Shut up *bite her* see? no reason to worry anymore, now where in the same boat more or less
[] a rose wastes away when it is plucked, but it is beautiful still, or something along those lines
[]....You can't though, You're just scared you'll lose control, I see through you like a window, love
[] Sssssh, sssh just make some cookies and ice cream and relax, no use in digging up anymore trauma
[] Mali, let me prove you wrong *first kiss* 1d20+ mali's will
[] write in

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48718314
>[] Well, it isn't your fault, your desires consume you if you give them even a second of focus, it isn't your fault
>[] Love can't be tainted, dad taught me that
>[]That's tearing you apart isn't it? I don't care where my soul ends up, most of my family is probably damned anyways. And besides, with you, I don't think I'll ever die
>[]....You can't though, You're just scared you'll lose control, I see through you like a window, love
>[] Mali, let me prove you wrong *first kiss* 1d20+ mali's will

Here goes everything

>>48718350
Nice going jackass.

>>48718350
Are you fucking kidding me right now? God dammit, I am so sorry everyone.

>>48718314
>[] Well, it isn't your fault, your desires consume you if you give them even a second of focus, it isn't your fault
>[] Love can't be tainted, dad taught me that
>[]That's tearing you apart isn't it? I don't care where my soul ends up, most of my family is probably damned anyways. And besides, with you, I don't think I'll ever die

>>48718350
Good job man.

>>48718314
>[] Love can't be tainted, dad taught me that
>[]That's tearing you apart isn't it? I don't care where my soul ends up, most of my family is probably damned anyways. And besides, with you, I don't think I'll ever die
>[]....You can't though, You're just scared you'll lose control, I see through you like a window, love
>>48718350
Can we negate this cunt's roll somehow?

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>>48718350
The prophecy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>48718386
you have two favor left buuut
the propecy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[] Yeah Nah no mali going crazy
[] NOO THE PROPECT MUST BE COMPLETE, THE LILY RITUAL IS NIIIIGH! THE BELL TOLLS

>>48718386
Maybe using Malis reroll.

>>48718407
I'm sorry what do those options mean?

>>48718407
>[] Yeah Nah no mali going crazy