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As this is going on you can see Yata creeping up to Alex.
"Come ooon baby~
Time for your examination."

Alex hugs Dante tightly.
"Don't you dare!"

But Yata is relentless.
"Why?
Don't you want me to take a look at him?
Who knows what sort of complications have arisen with his sudden transformation?
It's for the best my dear uhuhuhuhu~."

She looks worried but after sighing she gives in.
"Fine but so much as a strand of hair on him-"

"Don't worry! I got this!"
He says as he confidently reaches out for the child.

In that moment however you can see Dantes eyelids slowly opening and see him quickly grabbing Yatas finger.
The young child gives off an innocent laughter which is then distorted by his mask.
Meanwhile Yata is screaming like someone is skinning him alive which excites the baby, causing him to laugh even harder.

You swear you could hear crunching noises and somehow you doubt Yata has a secret supply of biscuits under his sleeve.
By the time he manages to pull free of the young hollows grab the imprint of the small fingers is clearly visible on the elongated digits of his hand.
He wiggles the clearly broken finger and it goes limp.
Just as that happens his high speed regeneration kicks in and the wound slowly starts to heal.
Yatas screams of pain are clearly very amusing for the child.

"Oh wow.
This actually hurts! A lot!
Incredible!"
He says as he is hissing in agony.
"I'm so sorry Alex but he'll bite your tits off when he begins teething."
Alex gives an embarrassed or perhaps worried look to Dante who is now very cheerful after the sudden interruption of his nap.

As you are wondering about the situation you feel a hand grabbing your shoulder.
Turning around revealed Harribel looking into your eyes.
"Kaizar...
Are you feeling alright?
You don't look so good. Do you need to sit down?"

You grab her hand and lower it down.
After holding it for a few brief moments you let go and give her a smile.
"I'm fine, don't worry about me."

You look at Dante then Alex and finally Asher who is losing his mind right now.
"I can't believe this..."
He caved in under the pressure and is looking down at the ground.

You pat his head to get his attention.
"You okay?"

He looks up to you.
"How could I be?
I mean look at this! This is insane."

"Asher!"
Alex shouts at him.

"He was a spirit from the start so it would have surprised me if nothing like that happened."

"B-but what do we do now?"

>"Let Grandpa try something."
>"You are the scientist Yata, what do you say?"
>"Harribel, can you help?"
>"Asher you are his father, man up!"
>Other? (write-in)

>>48687622
>>"Asher you are his father, man up!"

>>48687622
>"Asher you are his father, man up!"

>>48687622
>>"Asher you are his father, man up!"
>>"Let Grandpa try something."

>>48687622
>"Asher you are his father, man up!"
And we will be there to help, though we're not really an expert of babies.

>Writing

"Well it's obvious isn't it?"

He looks up to you.
"Huh?"

You lean close to Alex.
"Can I hold him for a moment?"

She looks at you a bit confused.
"S-sure..."

After taking the child from her you try your best to hold Dante firmly.
Since he was excited already he seems to be ecstatic about being near his grandfather.
"There, there.
You are not a monster. You are just my grandson!"

You raise him up to your face and see him reaching for your gills.
When he touches them he gently starts tugging your mask.
With a soft chuckle you let him play with it some more. Unlike with Yata he shows no interest in being rough with you.
You hold the baby close to you in a gentle hug and start crying once more with joy.
With a mile wide smile you slowly and gently pry him away from your mask.
"Come now Dante.
It's not fair if grandpa hogs you all for himself."

With that you walk up to Asher with your grandson laying in your hands.
He looks up at you with a scared expression.
But you turn Dante to look at his father and hear his adorable but a bit creepy cooing sounds.
"What's that?
You want to go to Dad?"

As you extend your arm to Asher so he can take his son away he shows signs of anxiety.
"I-I'm not sure I can-"

But you cut him off.
"Asher..."

"B-but-"

"No buts!
You are his father, so start acting like one.
As of now, he is the most important thing in your life.
You got that?"
You speak to him in a stern tone.

He swallows hard and finally gathers the courage to take him away from you.
At first he holds him in an awkward manner but after you correct his posture he gets a bit better.
You can hear the babys laughter as his father is holding him.
Meanwhile Asher looks up to you with eyes full of tears.

"Thank you!"

"Anytime."

As you say that however something strange happens to Dante yet again.
His mask begins bubbling and turns into liquid once more.
The former mask flows near the extended hands of Dante and begin forming into a flat, coin like circle.

When the substance takes shape Dante raises it up to his mouth and tries biting it.
Without teeth he keeps sucking on it.
As shocked you are from this you try to keep your calm.
At least his face is visible once more.

Yata practically begins salivating.
"H-hey Kaizar..."

"Yeah?"

"Try taking it away from him!"

"Wha- WHY?"

"I wanna take a closer look!"

"Then do it yourself!"

He raises his index finger which is still bent in all kinds of awkward places.
"No."

You swallow hard and reach for the strange, featureless coin.
But as you are getting closer Dante raises his hands, he is lending it to you.
You grab it but make sure not to take it too far away from him.

After examining it for a moment you speak up.
"This is-"
But as you said that it liquefies in your hand and flows back to Dante.
This time it re-enters the hole in his chest and he begins giggling as you wonder about what just happened.

Yata looks at you expectantly.
"Well what was it?!"

You turn to look at him.
"It was still his mask but it took on a different shape."

"And it reentered his hole?
Oh I am going to have several days worth of stuff to do with this!"

"Like I'll let you!"
Alex shuts him off but Yata raises a strand of hair.
"When did you-"

"You assumed I didn't already take samples during birth?
Please!"

But as this is going on you see Dante slowly drifting to sleep as his father is rocking him back and forth.
It seems all the excitement tired him out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uLPjiITqqY

As they exchange a quick glance you see Alex and Asher are both very happy now.
You put your arms around Yatas and Pescis neck and begin leading them out.
"Come on guys, let's leave these two together.
We'd just spoil the moment for them."

As the two ladies leave the room and you nudge Yata and Pesci out you can hear a faint voice from behind you.
"Dad..."
You turn around and see Alex smiling at you.
"Thank you."

You pull your hat over your eye.
"Any time."
And you close the door.

When you go out you can't see anyone.
It seems they all went outside to get some fresh air.
After leaving the church the smell of fresh rain hits you.
You see the dew glistening faintly on the grass.

As you observe you see Pesci talking Yatas ear off about baby related stuff, Neliel crouching next to a wall, staring outward and Harribel standing under a tree, waiting for you to go over to her.
You sigh once and make the decision.

>Go to your buddies.
>Go to Harribel.
>Go to Neliel.
>Other? (write-in)

>>48688409
>>Go to Neliel.
She seems the worst off.

>>48688409
>Buddies
>Nelie
>Harribel
Now we gotta make the rounds and vague threats about everybody keepin their mouths shut. Course, the threats will be entirely obligatory, possibly even funny.

>>48688409
>>Go to Harribel.
Well, she's apparently waiting. Should talk to both her and Nel before we go, really.

>>48688409
>Go to Harribel.
She's not the type to show her feelings, so she's probably hiding whatever she might be going through.

>>48688409
Go to nel

>>48688409
>>Go to Harribel.

>Writing

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As you are walking up to Harribel you can see her closing her eyes.
You lean next to the tree as well and once you are stable you begin speaking.
"What a day huh?"

"You could say that."
The two of you are leaning against the tree at a ninety degree angle so neither of you can see the other.
"That...
I'm not sure how to describe that."
You can hear the sound of cloth rubbing against something.

"Yeah...
Too bad about all this rain huh?"
You say as you rub the tears away from under your eye.

For a moment you could swear you hear Harribel sniffing.
"Yeah...
I think I might be catching a cold if this keeps up."

You look forward and see what few drops of water fall from the trees crown.
"Sorry about not telling you before it's just...
I had to be careful..."

"No worries.
I'm not sure how I would have handled this situation either."
There is a brief pause where neither of you speak.

"Are you alright?"
You ask Harribel.

"Y-yeah..."
Her voice cracks a little.
"It's just... I'm moved...
That's all."

You look down to the ground and feel a little ashamed.
The only thing you can think about is how this might have awakened some unpleasant memories in her.
"Harribel, I-I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to hurt you like that.
But I thought that... well, I don't know what I thought.
I was... scared."
You take a moment to regain your composure and then walk around to face her.
As you look into her eyes you can see that they are obviously red.
"I couldn't do this alone and because of that I brought you along.
If I caused you pain then I beg of you to forgive me!"
You bow before her.

At first she is taken back by your actions but after a few moments you can feel her hand on your shoulder.
She tugs you to make you stand upright and looks into your eye.
"You are mistaken.
I'm not mad at you. In fact, I'm happy.
I'm glad you brought me with you. I'm happy that I got to see something so beautiful."

She grabs your hand and slowly moves it to her pants.
As she guides your hand to lower it you can see something appearing.
Her hollow hole is right in front of you, where her womb would be.
She then hides it once more and removes your hand from her waist.
But as she does that she keeps holding your hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTGPg95I7Vg

"Even if I can never experience it myself.
You can see Harribel letting a single tear trickle down her face.

Perhaps this is the first time you've ever seen her expressing herself so openly.
What do you do?

>Kiss her. (Relationship)
>Stay there and comfort her for a while. (Friendship)
>Leave for the others.
>Other? (write-in)

>>48689015
>>Kiss her. (Relationship)
>inb4 WAIFU REEEEEE

>>48689015
Stay and comfort her for a while

>>48689015
>Kiss her. (Relationship)

>>48689015
>Stay there and comfort her for a while. (Friendship)
Still on the Nel train.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrRbB-qUJfY

>>48689015
kiss

>>48689015
>Eat her (Marr would approve)

but actually
>Kiss her. (Relationship)

>>48689015
>Stay there and comfort her for a while. (Friendship)

>>48689015
>Stay there and comfort her for a while. (Friendship)

Honestly, Harribel is probably the hollow we have most in common with and makes the most sense to be in a relationship with
>inb4 Nelfags win despite her being not even all that clsoe to us any more

>>48689015
>Stay there and comfort her for a while. (Friendship)
Is running a quest better in the middle of the day or later at night?

>>48689015
>>Kiss her. (Relationship)

>>48689015
>Kiss her. (Relationship)

>>48689015
>Kiss her

>>48689130
We've Litterally slept with Nel before

>>48689148
No we haven't. We've fallen asleep together. Which may be what ya meant.

>>48689015
>Stay there and comfort her for a while. (Friendship)

7 to 5 with nel in the lead currantly

>>48689171
Wrong, it's harribel in the lead.

>>48689015
>Stay there and comfort her for a while. (Friendship)

>>48689015
>Kiss her. (Relationship)

>>48689148
Pretty sure that was prior to her immediately accepting aizens offer without so much as discussing it with us for a minute, and in essence peer pressuring everyone of our friends into accepting it as well. Plus, what sleepy said
Fallen asleep =/= sleeping together. Quit being disingenuous man

>>48689171
The kiss her vote is for waifuing harribel, the comfort vote is for friendzoning harribel

Yay, samefagging for everyone

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BRING ME SOME SAMEFAGS, ALL OF YOU! GIVE UNTO ME YOUR WORST!

>>48689204
Yep.

>>48689201
That was well afterwards. We handheld and made up man

>>48689015
>>Stay there and comfort her for a while. (Friendship)

>>48689015
>Kiss her. (Relationship)

Stop giving feels spook

>>48689015
>Stay there and comfort her for a while. (Friendship)

>>48689041
>>48689057
>>48689087
>>48689089
>>48689133
>>48689142
>>48689147
>>48689200
>>48689245
Kiss her (Waifu Harribel)

>>48689050
>>48689065
>>48689098
>>48689119
>>48689132
>>48689166
>>48689192
>>48689239
Comfort her (Friendzone her like an asshole)

Also, IP count has jumped up by 6 since the vote started. I'm gonna go ahead and assume it's Nelfags trying to derail the harribel train, although either side is evenly likely.

>>48689220
Not really, given we were explicitly still distant, being more 'friends' than friends. She cared more about becoming human than the fat she essentially sold out all of vanaheim to aizen by accepting his offer in like a minute without so much as talking to us, despite being co-leaders.

>>48689015
>>Kiss her. (Relationship)

To me it looks like Harribel wins.
And I'm slightly miffed about the samefagging

>Writing

>>48689082
i can't tell if this is a vote or just a joke

>>48687590
So what's so German about this Hollow or Quest?

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>>48689268
This is what happens when you become an entity with a fully functioning reproductive system, spooky.
Shoulda gone vasto+.

>>48689270
Either way, kiss wins

>TFW you were about to go to bed before the last update posted, and if you did the vote would have been tied or kiss would have lost

>>48689289
We started off as an SS officer in our past life and first few threads were in aushwitz

Whelp, finally had time to read this quest again and vote and I got called one of the samefags.

God I missed you guys

>>48689299
I was simply under the assumption that you guys are better than that.

Whatever, 28 episodes is a pretty good record at least

>>48689268
It was inevitable. Waifu votes attract samefags like flies to honey.

Might as well flip a coin, or go with your gut.

>>48689318

Same. I'd rather Kaizar not be in a relationship, but this is totally fine, too.

>>48689313
>We started off as an SS officer in our past life and first few threads were in aushwitz
Well, I#d probably read it if I could find the first quest somewhere, but the archive seems to start at the second

Waidmanns Heil, Kamerad

>>48689318
Nobody has pointed fingers though? I mean either side is equally likely.

>>48689324
Honestly, I think it was trolls. Given there was no particularly vocal opposition to kissing her other than the IP count and 'comfort' votecount tiking up.

>>48689299

Arrancar is best.

Plus, you should have been there earlier to vote~

>>48689324
Waifu wars bring out the worst in everyone.

I've seen things, man. Horrible things. Things you wouldn't believe. This was relatively benign by comparison, believe me. You got lucky.

>>48689342
Just search Holow and you will find it near the bottom. Didn't get tagged German Hollow till the second run.

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>>48689352
>le ebin old memes about threads long past

>>48689357

Waifus can drive a perfectly reasonable and rational person to autistic shitposting.

It's like that one virus from 28 days later, but with your dick.

>>48689342
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/45984950/
First thread for you

Also, as far as waifu votes go, this is remarkably tame since it was *just* samefags. I've seen things man. Terrible things.
Hell. I'd bet half the people voting against the waifu are ones that are just paranoid about waifus in general. I've seen some pretty vocal anti-waifuers before that are mostly that way because of the belief that a thread will devolve into only ever spending time with a single poerson should a waifu be chose, which admittedly happens in badly written quests. But in this there's been 27 threads of high quality threads, so I have faith this can happen well. Honestly, we should just drop the term 'waifu', given shit connotations and given I have faith spooky can write it well enough

>>48689324
Which side was samefagging? I honestly just got off to partake and I'll votr against them. I like this question too much fir samefagging to wreck it.

[Spoiler] I just want us to make Mexico great again and live as the 5th Reich

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>>48689444
"Which side" is impossible to determine, and most likely it was a little bit of both.

I wouldn't worry about it too much, in the end it doesn't really matter.

>>48689324
Personally, I'm perfectly fine with having both. Normally i'm not, but since we're an instict driven hollow in a setting that explictly disproves the religions that call for monogamy I don't see why it has to be out of the question

>>48689444
Both.

And it's hard to determine which started.
Regardless, I cut off the beasts head before it got out of control

>>48689486
Really just about the only thing to stop samefaggs is to hold ten second votes.

>>48689486
Oh alrighry spooky. Well thanks for the heads up.

>>48689462
Was jesus a fullbringer? Sense 'god' in the Christian sense does not exist?

>>48689462
Eh, I could see both, but by and far I'd say harribel would be first. We've explicitly been spending quite a bit of time with her and bonding for a fairly long while, whereas we've been distant from Neliel for like, a decade.
Maybe Nel will get jealous

>>48689554
I just wanna point out Nel also jumpedthe gun with having her face ripped off like in that movie face off. Without thinking or talking about it first. I kinda hope Nel gets jelly but we don't cave for her because of that.

Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>48689519
Jesus was
1 - a fullbringer
2 - a quincy maybe
3 - someone from the filler shit, i don't know
4 - another one of kubo's magical ubermensch hybrids
5 - AN ORDINARY MAN

>>48689554
We just spent a ton of time training with her though. Please don't just make shit up.

>tfw had to do yardwork before the sun came up
>Harribel vote won anyway

Awww yisss

>>48688915
It has happened. A waifu has been chosen. God, please no. Why? Why couldn't we have just been Foxy Grandpa? Why did we have to get in a relationship when all our efforts should be focused on protecting our poeple and making Ghost Mexico great again.
Also, why did Kaizar bow? Like, I can understand apologizing to her, but straight up bowing and literally BEGGING her forgiveness? That doesn't exactly match up with Kaizar. He would apologize though, that is in character.

>>48689588
Mein gott

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>>48689588
>Jesus was an ordinary man

>>48689588
BUT HOW DOES THAT WORK MACHINE GODS?

>>48689589
What recently? You mean, how we've literally just started to bridge the gap that's been there for decades?
The gap made when she literally jumped at the bit to go for Aizens deal, and effectively pressured everyone else into accepting, barring based Yata? Effectively forcing us to sell Vanaheim to Aizen to keep it from becoming a soldier farm for him?

>>48689609
Because a waifu was going to be chosen eventually, and harribel is outright better than Nel
>inb4 Nelfags reeee
>Baiting Nelfags this hard

>>48689666
You won't get his secrets that easily, satan.

>>48689666
Idk, nanomachines?

>>48689588
Ascher is Jesus 100% super confirmed, you heard it here first folks

so um did every Hollow,Shinigami,and Quincy feel the baby's reiatsu or was no one around in a 4 mile radius ?

You look into her eyes and begin leaning forward.
You entwine your fingers as you get closer.
At first she is a bit taken back but she slowly gives in and you see her unzipping her top to reveal her jaw.
The sharp rows of teeth slowly open up to reveal her mouth.

As your lips touch you are both lost in the moment.
Both of your minds are filled to the brim with emotions.
But as the passionate moment slowly fades you pull free from her and keep looking into her pristine blue eyes and in turn she does the same.

After a brief and quiet moment she speaks up.
"What now?"

You chuckle softly.
"Whatever we want."

She slowly goes into a tight hug and you return her affection.
In that brief moment where you can feel every fiber of her being and your hearts beat as one you feel such happiness you thought was unattainable for you.
But it seems that even after everything that might have happened, everything that you might have done, you can still feel as if you were alive.
For almost twenty years you felt like you were in a deep dark hole that you couldn't truly crawl out of up until now.

"I love you."
You whisper into her ear.

"I love you too."

After you managed to get back to your senses you made up your mind to keep this a secret just for a while.
Neither of you want to steal the spotlight from Asher and Alex.
You walk back with Harribel to Pesci and Yata, who are still arguing with each other.

"Oh...
Hi Boss!"
Pesci greets you when he sees you arriving.
"What's up?"

"Not much.
Had to talk things through.
Why were you guys having such a heated discussion?"

"Oh I was just planning the preparations we have to do for Dante."

"And this oaf is boring me to death with it."
Yata grumbles.

"Actually we'll have to talk about that..."
You speak up.

"Why Boss?"

"I'll tell you later.
But first I'll get Neliel."
With that you leave the three of them to get your friend.

>>48689692
Ya. I like Nel myself but when she decided to lead the face off group so fucking suddenly it made me dispise her quite abit.

>>48689693
Trustme i am Not!Satan. Just wishing to be one of holy men my friend.

>>48689722
No, not Ascher. His brother.

>>48689752
>For almost twenty years you felt like you were in a deep dark hole that you couldn't truly crawl out of up until now.
>deep dark hole
>hole
LOVE CONQUERS HOLLOWS CONFIRMED
FUCK WAIFUS TO GET FINAL FORM

>>48689807
>deep
>dark
>FANTASY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka-nXPpkNQk

>>48689807
Nah. We would've hit our NEWEST form when Dante had been born. [Spoiler] still bitter i missed that vote cause of work

>>48689840
God, if people are still salty about that then let's just plan out a way to steal the plotrock so we can KUBO our way into getting that form anyways.
Quit dwelling on the past and think up plots and schemes, man.

>>48689866
Of I've been plotting how we steal the Plotrock, But it could be used for much better/useful things. Mainly making Mexico Great again.

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>>48689866
I've gone over this subject in the past, don't you remember?
The goo can return things to a previous soul-state. Our vasto lord non-arrancar form is one of those previous states.

Logically, then, the goo must be capable of returning us to our vasto form in sufficient quantities and with a sufficient amount of energy backing it up so that it can fully break us down and reassemble us in the desired form.

In fact, at a sufficiently bullshit level of strength, it should be theoretically possible for Kaizar to switch between arrancar and vasto/possibly vasto+ form whenever he pleases (though the process most likely will take a while).

Plotrock is for gays.

>>48689930
Eh, I disagree. I think our goop instead of returning to an outright previous state, instead works like most superheroes Regen powers, where it instead restores the person to a 'default' state. So it returns people to however they see themselves as. In order to regress, Which, frankly, seems stupid to me. Going forwards is for winners, going backwards is for suckers we would instead have to somehow get ourselves to consider ourselves a vasto lord instead of whatever we currently are.

The better choice, in my opinion, is plotrock adventures. Just keep moving forwards instead of dwelling on a single choice the majority made AGES ago.

At this point i'm wondering if Aizen wouldn't have been far better off leaving us alone.
He's probably wondering that too, or will at some point.
(Also, wasn't here for the vote, but I'd have voted Harribel)

>>48690001
No, it explicitly can return things to a previous state.
That's how it turned dust into seeds.
That's how it eliminated aids.
Spooky has said that it can return things to prior soulstates before, I'm fairly certain.

>>48690056
Either way, focusing on trying to find some way to undo a choice we made fucking ages ago instead of just, you know, playing the quest, just seems really, really stupid to me. We're an arrancar now. It happened. You lost the vote, multiple threads ago. let it go, man, move on.

>>48690097
>He doesn't want to develop an ability that could potentially allow us to switch freely between arrancar and vasto+
Okay, I guess I'm just fuckin retarded then. There's no way we'll ever want something like THAT, right?

>>48690097
>Lost the vote
>Having a job to pay the bills and unable to take part

I can be salty because I had important shit to do, and I'm interested in the other path Spooky had been thinking of. I'd totally vote for a redo tho to become a GOD.

When you walk up to Neliel you can see her crouching next to a wall and staring blankly into space.
It doesn't look nearly as bad from up close as before, perhaps she managed to recover while you were busy with Harribel.

"What's up?"

"Not much."
She says as she keeps looking forward.
"Been thinking about this whole thing.
If you told me yesterday all of this I'd have laughed at you."
Her expression is a bit dull, not her usual calm and collected expression but far from her incredibly cheerful self.

You crouch down next to her.
"The funny thing is that I'm in the same boat.
Yesterday I had no idea all of this would happen."

"But you knew about the whole situation, didn't you?"

"That changes little when you remember Dantes reiatsu."

"True...
So who's the boy?"

"I met him when he was but a child.
You could say that we are friends."

She rolls her eyes at you.
"And when were you going to tell me?"

"Neliel..."

"Don't you "Neliel" me!
I thought we were friends!"

"We are!"

"Then?"

"He's a spiritually aware human who'd no doubt taste very nice for a hollow."

"And your point is?"

"Every time I told someone about his existence I endangered him.
I don't envy the living but we still have no business meddling in their lives."

"And they have messing around with us?"

"That's my point.
He only became like this because of an accident I caused. He is my responsibility.
And don't get me wrong, I trust you-"

"So then wh-"

"Would you trust Pesche or Dondochakka with something like that?"

At first it looks like she is going to retort but judging by her index finger which she is currently lowering she managed to see your point.
Neliel starts pouting like a child would.
"Still, I don't like it!"

You stand up and begin dusting your coat off.
As you reach out to help her up you begin speaking.
"I'll make it up to you somehow."

She looks up.
"You promise?"

You sigh.
"Sure."

She then takes your hand.
"So, what now?"

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>>48690097
are you autistic, anon?

>>48690165
Yeah because clearly it'll be instant and totally useful, and it'll totally be real easy to develop and won't cut into our time preparing for Aizen FUCKING US AND EVERYTHING ELSE UP.

>>48690172
real life makes people miss votes. It happens. be salty for a while, but move on, man. Shit happens.

>>48690185
>This guy doesn't want to undo a choice made multiple threads ago, better call him an autist, that'll show him.

>>48690233
Let's look at the facts:
Goo reproduces exponentially, but that can be limited by how much your form has available.
Arrancar mode drastically reduces goo production, even when unsealed.
Vasto+ is stated to have more utility. It can be assumed that it would have even more goo, or a faster goo production somehow

More goo means getting stronger faster. It also means having a hell of a lot more healing capabilities, and other incredibly useful things.

That alone is worth it, in my eyes. And it's probably not the only thing about the vasto+ form that adds extra utility.

After taking Neliel back to the others, all eyes are on you.

"What now Boss?"
Pesci asks.

"Yata, when we get back I want you to analyze the sample from Dante.
I want to make sure my grandson is healthy, figure out what's going on with him."

"You got it!"

"Neliel, I can only ask you to not reveal anything you've seen here.
Can I trust you?"

She returns to her usual calm self and begins speaking.
"Yes, don't worry about it.
I'll do it for Alex' sake, she'll have enough problems as is."

As for you Pesci.
>He prepares Vanaheim for Dantes arrival.
Dante comes to Hueco Mundo
>He'll bring stuff from back home.
Dante stays in the Living World.
>Other? (write-in)

>>48690303
>He'll bring stuff from back home.
Dante stays in the Living World.

>>48690303
>He'll bring stuff from back home.
Dante stays in the Living World.

>>48690303
>He'll bring stuff from back home.

Stays in the living world.

>>48690287
Again, it just seems stupid to me to focus on undoing a SINGULAR CHOICE made multiple threads ago. Especially since I have faith spooky can write well.

>>48690303
>>He prepares Vanaheim for Dantes arrival.
>Dante comes to Hueco Mundo

If we leave him in the living world, what are the chances he can get sensed by shinigami or quincies? Or even other hollows that'll try and eat him while he's young?
Honestly I kinda want to keep him/ascher/alex together.

>>48690350
Stop being literally retarded, anon.
It's not about the choice, or undoing.
It's about being able to use everything available to you. Unlocking your full potential and abilities.

>>48690303
>He prepares Vanaheim for Dantes arrival.
Dante comes to Hueco Mundo

With all his reistsu he's going to be noticed by someone.

>>48690303
>>He'll bring stuff from back home
He's not safe where Aizen might see him

>>48690303
>He prepares Vanaheim for Dantes arrival.
Prepare a room for Asher too. He'll want to be around the first few days at least, no?

>>48690350
>what are the chances he can get sensed by shinigami or quincies?

Well Asher would be there, and he isn't a pushover. And that kid could probably REEEE hard enough to kill stuff. Couple that with the fact regular visits from our homies and I'd say the child is pretty safe there. And unlikely to get spotted by Aizen cause he's a lazy fuck.

>>48690376
You're assuming the only possible way for us to progress in form and strength is to take a step backwards and go vasto+. It's fucking over, man. Stiop whining about wanting vasto+. It lost the vote. For fucks sake, please just drop it.

>>48690386
With all his reistsu, aizen wil notice him,

>>48690417
Eh, I just kinda want to keep Alex/Ascher/Baby in the same place. Whether that's living world or mexico is fine by me

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>>48690421
Why are you shitting and pissing yourself over this?
Holy fuck, you manchild

>>48690287
>He'll bring stuff from back home.
Dante stays in the Living World

>>48690417
Pretty high.
At least for a few years.

In Vanaheim his reiatsu is blurred out a lot for that duration

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>>48690437

Everyone just shut the fuck up about it please. If your still salty leave for a few threads then come back. But just stop arguing during the thread.

>>48690446
This is kinda my point. Massively high reiatsu is investigated fucking *immediately* once shinigami see it because sufficiently high reiatsu can literally kill regular humans if it isn't hidden. That's not even mentioning quincies trying to genocide anything with hollow reiatsu.

Bringing him to vanaheim would actually make it EASIER to hide him by virtue of hiding a tree in a forest. Leaving him in the living world means he's a beacon for stronger and stronger shit to find acher. It actively places him in danger.
I'm fine either way, though.

>>48690463
This quest's progression is so quick and bizarre it makes Ichigo's power-ups look tame. Leaving for a few threads would confuse the poor dears.

>>48690463
Talking about things mid-thread doesn't actually affect spooky's ability to write, you know
It really doesn't actually matter when you talk about things, in the end
You'd be better off saying "I don't want to hear this crap" like you actually mean, instead of that line of bullshit

>>48690509
And most Shinigami don't care about what goes on in Hueco Mundo anyway.

>>48690303
>He prepares Vanaheim for Dantes arrival.
Dante comes to Hueco Mundo
Train with mom, schooling from dad

Possibly moving to live with dad in the living world later.

>>48690303
>He prepares Vanaheim for Dantes arrival.
Dante comes to Hueco Mundo

So question for the guys who want Dante to come to Hueco Mundo. What happens WHEN not if Anizen finds out?

>>48690631
Cover up where his hole would be.
Claim Alex had a one night stand

>>48690665
>Implying Aizen wouldn't want him for his high reiatsu
>Implying Aizen doesn't have some idea about what we've been doing

>>48690665
A human wouldn't be able to survive in Mundo, and that's implying we even find out before his taken the kid.

>>48690631
Just cover the kid in goo every time uncle aizen comes to visit.
"What's with the pile of goo?"
"Oh, I've been sick lately. My nose has been running, and I've been sneezing. You don't want to know what my bedroom looks like."

>Implying Dante isn't Wonderweiss

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Okay screw it.
It's a tie so it's time for the dice.

1=Living World
2=Ghost Mexico

>Writing

>>48690723
Are you implying that Aizen has already taken Dante?

>>48690303
>He prepares Vanaheim for Dantes arrival.

>>48690631
Obviously we
A. kill Aizen
B. Put the kid on the first boat to the land of the living
C. Keep him somewhere out of sight, likely in the Menos Forest
D. Kill and eat the child in a fit of edginess to prevent Aizen from finding him. That'll show him.

>>48690631
preferably nothing, cuz yata can make a cloth to swaddle him that hides some of his reiatsu. If it comes to action, we have neliel and harribel to back us up. we explain that it would be unwise to move Dante from Vanaheim simply for the sake of survival, and if all else fails, we can try to fight Aizen. I doubt he's stupid enough to discount the argument of hiding him until he can fend for himself, which gives us a decade or so to prepare Dante for some shit.

>>48690738
>>48690735
When were you under the impression that Kaizar wasn't already under the impression that he wasn't bringing Dante to Aizen so he could put him under the impression of not being under the impression?

>>48690631

Either experiments or death, which is why I'm wondering why they want the kid there in the first place.

Also spooky used my picture, I feel so fucking proud right now.

>>48690735
Nooooo!

>>48690738
>>48690742
>>48690743
He might just steal the kid tho without us knowing or we'll find out later. I might be just a faggot here right now but I really don't think we can currently fight Aizen or his 2 SS mooks.

>>48690772
Same, I wanted Dante, Asher and Alex to stay in the human world for a few years or 'recon'.

>>48690772
>AIZEN goes to kill the kid
>the kid just takes his Zanpakuto because it's shiny and he's like two months old.

>>48690742
>A. Even without immortality, that's a tall order
>B. "Hey Momo, can you run an errand for me in the land of the living? I'll let you sniff my unwashed haori."
>C. Doesn't Tosen go down there to impotently look through binoculars? This isn't a totally terrible idea desu.
>D. Do Arrancar gain power from eating other Arrancar and Hollows? Or this Half-Hollow Half-Fullbringer baby?

>>48690814

Why kill when he could mind rape him into compliance?

You forget how bullshit that sword is even without his plot rock.

>>48690789
Gin can shitstomp virtually everything with his bullshit weapon. Tosen is a jobber. What's great about Tosen's sphere of invalidism is that Kaizar could throw goop strings around and use them to track Visorboy.

>>48690826
That last one was a joke.
We are not eating our grandson to level up.

>>48690789
Still, if we leave him in the human world, he'll probably attract shinigami and quincy, as well as he may accidentally kill people with his presence.

>>48690841
>implying he can soigetsu something that has a constantly shifting world view while trying to figure out what's what
Man if he can figure out how to just skip the worst of infant/toddler mental development he might just deserve it.

>>48690867
Aren't most Quincy's dead/in hiding at this point anyway? As for Shinigami, He'll have his parents to handle him.

>>48690867
And attracting Shinigami attracts Aizen in a roundabout way as well. Do we know what Squad handles wherever Asher is living now?

>>48690912
Isn't Asher's home in Europe? He didn't fuck off from Germany to Japan, did he?

>>48690935
I thought he lived in England now. And that Soul Reapers operated semi-globally at least. Considering, among other things, Sasakibe was an Anglophile.

>>48690957
>you need to go somewhere to worship the culture

I doubt every weeb has been to Japan.

>>48690995
I'm pretty sure it was said that he regularly went there. Besides, the culling of the Quincy must have taken them out of Japan. And the Shinigami were stated in this Quest to have been in Germany.

"Pesci, you have perhaps the most important job of them all.
Prepare a suitable place for the baby in Vanaheim."

"Erm, sure Boss but can I have a question?"

"What is it?"

"Why isn't he good here?"

"Alex will have to jump between the two worlds anyway.
And this way we won't have to worry about the shinigami or the quincy."

"If you say so..."

After you agreed on that Pesci and Yata returned to Hueco Mundo while the three of you went and explained the situation to Alex and Asher.
Alex was particularly angry about it.
"And you just made that decision for us?!"
She asks.

"And besides, I want to do my part when it comes to raising him!"
Asher also speaks up against you.

"Let me finish."
You try to calm both of them down.
"I'm not saying he'll stay there permanently.
You can bring him over here as much as you want.
But it'd be the safest if he staid in Hueco Mundo with his kin, he's still a spirit.
And such massive power will attract both feral hollows, quincies AND shinigami all at once with how uncontrolled it is."
You put a hand on Ashers shoulder.
"I understand how you feel my boy and believe me it hurts me to say this.
But look at the bright side, you'll still have plenty of time with him.
Right Alex?"

She gives Asher a smirk.
"You won't get away from the chores of raising a child you lazy bastard!"

You look at Alex.
"Sorry sweetie.
I'm just trying to do my best."

"Don't worry.
I calmed down a bit now. I get your point.
And I can come here with Dante anytime I want, right?"

"Of course."

"Then I'm fine with it."

Guys, why are we telling anyone he's alex's kid anywyas? Just say hes a baby-shaped hollow alex picked up on her adventure in the living world like we picked up alex. Hollows have weird as fuck shapes, I bet he isn't even the first baby shaped hollow anyways.

>>48690910
the thing is, killing people with his presence while he learns to control it wouldn't make for a very healthy upbringing. I mean, living in Hueco Mundo probably won't either, but at least he's be able to talk to people without suffocating him with his Reiatsu. And yes, his parents could take on quite a few shinigami, but the SS would most likely start sending stronger people to deal with them, and the entire thing cascades into a large ball of fuck to deal with.

>>48691143
Just saying, anything lower than a menos would probably die at one of the kids fits. Asher himself is about as string as a gillian.

Uh, why not invite asher
fullbringers get stronger in hueco mundo anyways

>>48691143
As it stands we should probably mention it's likely SS and quincies will likely investigate this city anyways because of the massive reiatsu surge the baby had. I mean, they'll leave ascher alone, but they're gonna have this city on watch by at least one or two low ranked shiggys anyways.
>inb4 the shiggy diggies assigned are the vizard we made and the traumatised sister

>>48691171
I'd be down with that. But other anons may whine about it.

>>48691171
Because he has a life outside of us. For Soul King's (are we aware of the Soul King?) sake, we're not even his real dad, GOSH!

>>48691086
Can we drag the dad with?

>>48691187
>the vizard we made

Oh right, that guy. Wonder how he's doing? We turned his Zanpakuto lewd, right? That's gotta be awkward. Especially if it manifests.

Also, Ashido is apparently doing fine, I guess. Guys a badass. Who knew?

Alex looks at Neliel for a moment.
"By the way Neliel.
There was something I wanted to ask from you."

Neliel is blinking at her confused.
"From me?
What?"

"We talked things through with Asher and we made a decision.
Would you be the Godmother of Dante?"

Everyone in the room stares at her blankly.
Meanwhile Neliels face grows beet red and she begins spurting a bunch of nonsense repeatedly.
"M-m-m-m-m-me?
Why? And it's so sudden, I'm not sure that-"
And you stopped listening to her gibberish halfway through.

"Really Alex?
You sure?"
You ask her.

She nods.
"I've known her for a long while and I couldn't think of a better candidate for that."
She then looks at Harribel and winks once.

In that moment you felt sweat pouring down from your forehead.
Asher is looking at you dumbfounded and Alex is laughing hysterically.

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>>48691284
Huh.

>>48691284
>this whole thing, the entire getting knocked up thing was a ploy by Alex to matchmake Kaizar and Sharktits

Her Keikaku rivals the asspull of a time-traveling Aizen with a wiki on Bleach

>>48691314
>>48691284
Yeah that about sums it up.
Apparently our daughteru has decided to be a bit of a bitch intentionally. Or thinks we are in some fashion.

Also.
HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!

>>48691333
Check and my gods. You're right. Next she'll be using a third larger plotrock as a toy for the kid.

>>48691346

She's a dog. She can smell the arousal.

>>48691349
>"Alex, what is that thing you got Dante?"
>"Just some stupid glowy rock I took from Aizen's room. Oh, and I shoved it into another glowy rock I took from some idiot wearing a striped hat with stupid wooden sandals."

>>48691349
Oh shit, is their kid going to be some kind of Hollow-Ywach?

>>48691346
me here

>>48691333
>trips of truth
Wait! WAIIIIIT! HOLD ON!

I have never been more proud or terrified of our little girl.

>>48691346
1.)
Kaizar and Harribel have been taking walks together for years now.
Both of them had the hots for each other, but neither of them made a move.
She was aware of all of that

2.)
She noticed the slight changes on both Kaizar and Harribel.

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>>48691284
SHE KNOWS

>>48691399
>She noticed the slight changes on both Kaizar and Harribel.

>Alex has 10 int but only when it comes to her Dad

>>48691284
She knows,SHE KNOWS!

>>48691399
How would we fare in either Fake Karakura Town or the Invasion of Hueco Mundo?

>>48691548
Probst terribly, mind you canon sharktits is stronger then ours and she got beaten by ice shota

>>48691454
Oh god i hope Dante isn't fucking retarded like strawberry

>>48691575
Ice Shota never even hurt her, even when he trapped her with his weather manipulation.

>>48691582
>implying he won't be CUHRAZY like his namesake

One-liners. One-liners everywhere.

For a few days you let Alex stay in the Living World while she recovers.
When you returned people started asking about the sudden disappearance of the 3 strongest Espada but you dodged their questions and stated that you went away to investigate a lead.

After Pesci managed to fabricate a baby room in the house of Alex with Yatas help she finally came home with Dante.
At first people got really excited about a baby suddenly appearing.
Many people asked questions, all of them received the same story you all practiced:
Alex got pregnant from an Arrancar, she decided to go to her formal home in the living world to give birth to the child there.
Cirucci and Alistair both almost shat themselves at these news.

After about a week of making stupid sounds for the baby people got bored with the whole concept of having a baby as it kept soiling itself and cried most of the time.
And luckily for you Yatas reiatsu suppressing clothing managed to give the impression that Dante is not as freakishly strong as he actually is.
The only people still interested in him are Pesche and Dondochakka who never get bored of making dumb expressions and weird sounds.

Other than that you enjoyed helping Alex out with her chores and spoiling your grandson rotten.
Dante also got slowly accustomed to a small core group and he doesn't harm those people, usually.
Alex' adoptive sisters also help out a great deal, well Mila Rose does.
Apacci means well, but she doesn't know how to handle a child and Sung-Sun doesn't like to dirty herself.
Harribel acts as a sort of Grandmother figure and Neliel is actually a pretty nice godmother.

But as much as you wished otherwise you still had work to do.
Things to do with the Espada, scouring the wastes for recruits and last but definitely not least: Training with Nnoitora.

>>48691675
Please tell me we suckered Nnoitra into babysitting, and he turned out to be fantastic with kids, despite being shit with everyone else

>>48691748
He'd just get Tesra to do it and go beat up women.

>>48691748
>at first he sat there and stared at Dante
>when Kaizar gets back to check on them Dante has Spoony in a quadruple arm-bar, somehow.
>Spoony is laughing all the way as his arms are dislocated

>>48691779
Then we won't spare with him. He either be a good kid or no sparing.

As you are dazing off and wondering about what to play with Dante you can feel your enemies sword hitting your own.
Flying backwards in the air you manage to regain your footing.

"What was that?"
Nnoitora asks you with a disappointed face.
"That kid has barely been here for a month and since then you lost your edge."
He says as he licks the blade of his weapon, which has actually begun to sprout a second blade arching towards the handle.

You crack your neck as you raise your sword once more.
"Sorry.
I'll stop daydreaming now!"

After an hour of ferocious combat both of you are sitting on two large rocks battered and bruised.
"Lost my edge huh?"

"Shut up!"
He says as he pours a bucket of water on himself.
"Damn this hurts!"
Tesra then quickly hurries to him to take his bucket and refill it.
The man has really began shadowing Nnoitora now that you think about it.

"Nnoitora..."

"What?"

"You've been challenging me since the day you came here.
And you do the same with Neliel..."

He looks at you, un-amused.
"Yeah?
Your point?"

You are not sure what to do with him.
He was always rather problematic and your answer might upset him.
>Keep prying
>Let it go
>Other? (write-in)

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>>48691748
>>48691800

>>48691812
>Keep prying

>>48691812
>let it go

>>48691812
>>Keep prying
Coddling him is what canon Nel did. That sure went well, yeah.

>>48691812
>>Keep prying

>>48691812
>>Keep prying
Punch him in the dick if he doesn't talk.

>>48691812
>>Keep prying
Why? To get stronger? What happen if you never beat one of us?

>>48691812
>Let it go
I haven't really paid much attention in a while, how does this Nnoitra stack up to canon/flashback Nnoitra?

>>48691853
Better question is what happens if he does beat us?

>>48691812
>pry

We've been fighting for awhile now. So we're friends, worse case we kill and revive him again

>>48691812
>Keep prying

>>48691882
He challenges Barry and gets butt wrecked.

>>48691897
The problem is, aside from our little group anyone he fights will kill him. And most of them have tricks that just completely ignore his super hierro. Being the strongest doesn't mean shit if you can get offed without any real battle.

>>48691812
I should have asked this sooner. You don't have to tell me, but an honest answer might help your training."
"What are you really afraid of?"

>Writing

We should try to master the shinigami side of our power too. Really.
Maybe attempt communication with Basillico

>>48692123
There is no "shinigami" side. Basillico is literally our hollow powers in sword form. It's just a part of Kaizar. Not like how a shinigami zanpakto is an actual spirit of its own. Arrancar are shinigami-like in that their power is stored in a sword or weapon with release states. It's a bit of a misnomer, really. It's not like we're actually part shinigami now.

>>48692168
Aizen needs to hurry his ass up and get the other Wish Sphere. What year is it in the World of the Living now?

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After a heavy sigh you make up your mind and speak up.
"Why do you want to die?"

His eyebrow twitches as you speak up.
"Why you ask?
Isn't it obvious? It's my goal!
Killing EVERYONE I meet with one blow! Men, women, children and the elderly doesn't matter who!
And that's the way I want to die. In a pool of my and my enemies blood."

"Yes, but why?"

"Tch...
It's always the same with you isn't it? Pondering on the "why"s instead of doing things."
He looks down at the ground before him with an almost tired expression.
"Because this world sucks. Life itself is a joke.
I took it up as my goal to kill everyone I meet to release them from this cesspit of misery.
In the end I found myself enjoying the killing more and more."

"You got drunk on your bloodlust."

"Yeah...
It's intoxicating isn't it?
All that fighting, the blood, the rush of adrenaline. The only time I feel alive anymore is when I'm killing.
So yeah, being swiftly slain at the top of a mountain of blood and corpses. That's the way I'd want to go."
He gazes at you.
"And there is nothing worse than when someone is giving me their sympathy.
Every time they look at me with pity in their eyes. It feels like they are kicking you while you are down.
No emotions, no looking down on anyone and certainly no shitty, useless compassion."

You slam the tip of your sword in the ground and use it to help yourself up.
After you walk up to Nnoitora you lay your hand on his shoulder.
"What the hell happened to you?"

He looks at you with eyes filled with disgust.
"You really wanna know?
It's not a fuckin' pretty story I can tell you that."

"Still, I'd like to hear it."

He sighs before answering.
"Fine but on one condition.
You leave me the fuck alone afterwards.
I like you because you are a "No nonsense" type of guy but this is still pushing it."

"Fine, I won't pry anymore if that's what you want."

>>48692168
It's not a completely inaccurate description though, since an arrancar's anatomy becomes more like a shinigami/human, and their reiatsu is noticeably different.

The zanpakuto is totally different however, on that you're 100% correct.

>>48692259
Regardless of his story "SS officer who lost his entire family and watched his wife die in childbirth miscarrying his child" can probably top it

>>48692291
Ywach and Hashwalth have pretty shitty histories that could probably beat that.
>>48692259
Why does this speech make me want to see Kenpachi Yachiru Unohana fight Nnoitra?

>>48692168
Couldn't hurt to try, even if it's 100% different it still stores our hollow powers and given how the goop functions it might have some sort of separate if base intelligence.

Why cant asher come live in hueco mundo too?

Put him in some riatsu suppressing shit/goo and let him live here

>>48692381
He wouldn't need to suppress his reiatsu, and being in Hueco Mundo is good for Fullbringers. But he has his own life to live.

>>48692381
because there wasn't a vote for it

>>48692264
>>48692346
On the one hand, yes, it is 100% correct that, typically, arrancar swords are 100% utterly different from shinigami swords by virtue of containing the arrancars soul as opposed to a seperate one.

However, that other anon does, somewhat, have a point. While there is no 'sword spirit' to speak of or to, there is a chance, however small, that our goop might have gained enough intelligence to speak. For all we know they've got some kind of rudimentary hive mind going on. Plus, didn't we goop the shit out of a shinigami sword to make our cane? And isn't our normal sword literally made of goop?
I'd say it's at least worth a shot, but it's not wise to really expect anything. Won't lose anything by attempting it for a day or two, at least. And at least then we'll know.

>>48692381
I'd like him to visit here and train in the hollow reishi rich environment, but outright moving here? I think he might have a life outside of Alex. Then again, if he doesn't, then hey, I'm 100% on board moving him here.

"Then I hope you are comfortable 'cause this is a long one."

"I have time."

"Ughhhh...
Fine.
Back when I was alive... I used to be a priest."

Your eyes go wide.
"No way."

"Yeah.
In fact I was the only priest in a small town in Spain.
I believed in the word of God and all that jazz.
Hell, I used to know the Bible pretty much by heart.
I offered spiritual guidance and relief to the folk there, it was a simple life but I liked it.
Or so I thought."

"What happened?"

He lifts up his eye-patch revealing his hollow hole.
"I was shown just how blind I was."
He says as he points at the hole with his thumb.
"On one faithful night I was taking a midnight stroll.
I couldn't sleep, happened a lot.
While minding my own business I came around a man raping a prostitute while he was holding a knife to her throat.
I could smell him from a mile away. I still can't stand the smell of alcohol to this day."

"Jesus Christ..."

"Don't invoke the son of the Lord just yet, that comes later.
I wanted to stop him. Who wouldn't, right?
So I rushed in like an idiot and got the bastards knife stuck in my eye.
After cutting my throat as well he began running for it but not before stabbing the woman in the chest as well.
I could see her dying as I kept bleeding out."

He then stands up and jams his weapon into the ground.
After he places both of his hands on the end of his sword he rests his chin atop it and continues.

"Due to my traumatic event I was stuck in the Living World for quite a while.
You can imagine my shock when I discovered the obvious lack of the pearly gates.
At first I thought this must be limbo and I simply must wait for my judgment, but that never fuckin' happened.
So I became a spirit who wandered the town and got to see humanity in all of its disgusting glory.
I could still remember how people confessed their sins and I absolved them.
And I got to watch them committing those same sins over and over and over again."

>>48692259
>some time after he's done
"For the record, understanding possible allies and possible prey isn't compassion. It let's you know how best to use them and how best to hunt them.
That's huntsman 101 man, come on."
A bit of murder ribbing couldn't hurt.

>>48692508
Huh. It sucks, sure, but it seems to me he's mostly disillusioned with humanity. Finding some way to get him to get invested in something may help him out massively. Hence, babysitting is a great idea.

Also, I absolutely vote we share our own story with him. Fairs fair, And I doubt he'd tell anyone, considering he wouldn't want anyone being told his.

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>>48692508
>You actually can go to heaven if killed by a Quincy untainted by YHWH, but that removes the soul from the cycle, thus diminishing the Shinigami's power and influence
Still a pretty bad story. Makes me wonder about the other Espada.

>>48692553
We could.
Honestly yeah, it sucks.
But at the same time, I'm left a little.
"Alright. That's it then?"
about the whole thing.
I mean I get that it must have shaken his faith, I get that it must have been a huge disappointment, but at the same time..."Yeah and?"

>>48692564
Twenty bucks, Harribel was pregnant and someone stabbed her in the belly and she bled out on the street.

>>48692564
Honestly, I feel like thus far we have outright the worst story.

I mean, harribel comes close because of the whole "died in childbirth" trauma, or possible "stabbed in womb" trauma, but ours is literally "we died on the way to our childs birth as some sort of karmic justice for being an SS officer, but didn't realize it so we got to the hospital in time to watch our wife die miscarrying our child"

>>48692597
Hence why I want to share our story with him. Kind of as a "that's rough buddy. But whya re you dwelling on this? I literally watched my wife die in front of me helpless to stop it and I'm a perfectly well adjusted member of society"

>>48692597
We've seen worse.
We've DONE worse, even as a human. Or at least, ordered that worse be done.

>>48692604
Died in childbirth is another alternative

>>48692604
That I can see, but I honestly hope spooky doesn't try to write a Starrk backstory, considering he doesn't even remember his "life" as a Hollow.

>>48692625
It's basically a trauma three-for-one. A perfect storm of shitty events.

>>48692631
This. He needs a good "Man the fuck up, pansy ass" speech. "Oh no I saw someone get raped" "Bitch I saw and ordered children to be slaughtered like cattle, and I still have hope for humanity. All we can do is make sure to kill the fuck out of the worst of the worst and try to become the best of the best."

>>48692644
Twin sister strangled him. He was a NEET and she was his only person in his laifu.

>>48692665
>. "Oh no I saw someone get raped"

And then spent a long time watching people "sin" and be hypocrites. Belief can fuck you up when it's shaken. Just because it doesn't seem as bad to us, for someone who dedicated their life to something only to be shown it was utterly pointless can seriously unhinge them. Different people suffer from different things.

"With everything laid out for me like that, as I realized that the very thing I devoted my entire life to was a lie, as I witnessed the scum that is humanity itself, reveling in their filth and sin all day along.
I finally saw myself for the blind fool that I was and after spending years in the Living World watching the world going from horrible to even worse I became a hollow and the rest is history."

Your mouth is agape after his story.
He raises his weapon and swings it onto his shoulder.
"So that's why I kill everyone on sight. The bastards should be thanking me for giving them the sweet release of death.
And that's why I've never released my sword, not once. Because deep down I long for that same kindness."

"So after all that you lost yourself in your own latent bloodlust?"

"Yeah.
That's the whole story.
Now if you'll excuse me I'll go bash my head in with a rock or something."

"Hold on a minute!"

"What?
You said that I'm off the hook yourself!"

>"You told yours, now it's my turn."
>Share some wisdom with Nnoitora (write-in)
>He can go
>Other? (write-in)

Depending on how good you answer his attitude might change.

>>48692635
>>48692604
You do realize that I already gave her one right?

>>48692710
>"You told yours, now it's my turn."

>>48692730
Alright Kubo

>"You told yours, now it's my turn."
>Other, Train while we talk so he has a reason to stick around.

>>48692665
>i saw somebody get raped
>I gunned down women and children who stood in my way

inb4 /pol/ reee or some other bullshit. Also I forget if we're Werchmart or SS.

>>48692710
>>"You told yours, now it's my turn."
>Share some wisdom with Nnoitora "The last man with your philosophy was a monster, stronger than me, stronger than all the other espada put together, you know how he died? His throat slit coughing up blood. Life does suck yes, but killing everyone else is a hollow empty victory. Either you try to build something up, or you might as wells lit your own throat now.

>>48692742
The manga ends in 2 weeks.
You ain't gettin' shit from him anymore

>>48692748
We're SS, but we weren't a camp supervisor or anything. Still bad though.

>>48692710
>>"You told yours, now it's my turn."
>>Share some wisdom with Nnoitora (write-in)
"I know full well how utterly horrible humanity can be. I've seen the worst kill the best, and taken part in large parts of it. But just because humanity is awful, doesn't mean we have to be. What, you're going to just see what life says and do as it says? Fuck life. Spite the world and be a good person, because nobody else is going to be."

>>48692644
Of course. Starrk probably straight up can't be bothered to remember.

Alternatively, my hope for his backstory is literally just "Got so tired he fell asleep and died" with no other information whatsoever. No tragedy, no sadness, just "Eh. Fuck it." and then bam, dead. Then once he was dead, he was just

>>48692748
>"And sometimes they weren't even in my way"
Remember, we probably executed innocents. Under orders, but still.

>>48692710
>>"You told yours, now it's my turn."

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>>48692748
>Werchmart
It hurts.

>>48692710
>>"You told yours, now it's my turn."

>>48692762
>Implying Kubo isn't going to KUBO the ending and make a sequel story using the setting.
>Implying the shonen money train has brakes

>>48692710
>"You told yours, now it's my turn."
>Share some wisdom with Nnoitora (write-in)
You're a scary mother fucker 9 times out of 10 but your one of the team and we love you, try believing in us once in a while and if i betray you feel free to take my life as penance

>>48692773
That's a pretty good Starrk backstory, famalam. But if he was so lazy before, why is Lilynette so energetic, and how did he manage to get so fucking strong? Unless he's like Yamamoto or Ichibe or Ginjo, and just had a naturally strong soul.

>>48692665
>"Bitch I saw and ordered children to be slaughtered like cattle,

>implying Kaizar cared about the Jews enough to suffer over their deaths

What triggers Kaizar is knowing all his comrades died.

>>48692789
Sorry anon, Only good army was the SS and even then they weren't an 'army' in what we would consider it but something else.

Also i'm really fucking drunk, let me be

>>48692798
No Kubo actually wanted to go longer but the fuckers jewed him or something. So his crashing it with no breaks or the other way around. I forget, /a/ fucking had a shit fit over it.

>>48692798
>He thinks shounen jump isn;t the one that;s forcing Kubo to end it
Funny joke there friendo

>>48692798
WSJ doesn't give a shit about Bleach and probably actively dislikes Kubo. The announcement is probably a monthly prequel series, or a new anime.

>>48692840
>Only good army was the SS

It's your spelling failure that hurts me.

>>48692815
Huh. That's a decent point. I mean, we all know post-lily he was lazy as hell whilst lily was super energetic. We never actually have so much as a mention of his character pre-lily.

>>48692830
I didn't mean to infer he felt bad. it's more as a general "I know exactly what you're talking about, and am utterly qualified to provide an opinion" so he doesn't dismiss it out of hand.

>>48692853
Know what I want? A prequel story, set so far in the past so as to be unrecognizable except for like, a slightly younger OMG. The protagonist can be a young hollow or something, and the series can end with the most fucking tragic "everyone dies, hero saves noone" and the protag lives, but becomes so lonely he splits his soul and OH SHIT IT WAS STARRK ALL ALONG.

>>48692798
>yfw they pull funding from Bleach
>and Kubo keeps writing it anyway under a different publisher, with more tits, and asspull like a time-rewind button from Yhwach and his almightyu.

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>>48692710

Whether there is a God or not, the world is what we make of it. Why not make it a good one? Pic related, kind of.

>>48692903
>Hentai Sequel
>First issue Kubo writes is Ichigo waking up with the sudden realization all the girls he knows are super hot and wildly interested in him
>Harem Hentai Anime shenanigans ensue

>>48692917
Oh fuck man, that's perfect for this situation. I hope we can work this in somehow. Powerful stuff, man

>>48692895
A prequel would be the Quincy War a thousand years ago, with Ukitake's Bankai and with Royal Guards in action.

>Writing

In the meantime roll 3d10s
First 4 counts.

Rolled 8, 6, 3 = 17 (3d10)

>>48692954

Rolled 2, 9, 8 = 19 (3d10)

>>48692941
>Genre jumps from Shonen to Seinen
>Viewership somehow doubles
>Turns out Kubo got a sidekick, Obuk, who somehow knows the perfect ratio of KUBO to realism, and manages to reign in his shitty asspulls but leaves in the fucking great ones

>>48692954

Rolled 10, 3, 2 = 15 (3d10)

>>48692954
>it's really not that spooky

Rolled 4, 10, 10 = 24 (3d10)

>>48692954
For friendship!

>>48692929
>it's an NTR series with all the girls hooking up with people around him
>Orihime and Uryu
>Tastuki and Chad
>Renji and Rukia

>but they don't mesh!
It's the point. To making the cucking even worse for Strawberry.

>>48692954
MAKE IT SAD.

>>48692830
Dunno that we lose sleep over statistics but there's at least one Jew we give a damn about.

>>48692966
>deleting your roll
Scumbag
>>48692976
Nice one.
>>48692977
>Tatsuki
It hurts

>>48692976
Friendship obtained.

>>48692977
But anon, Rukia and Renji already happened!
>>48692988
He's not even Jewish anymore

>>48692965
>>48692966
>>48692968
Oh shit, turns out we fucking su-
>>48692976
Coming in for the save, based anon

>>48692977
No, no, it's a normal harem anime, but witha simple twist
The protagonist is actually Chad

>>48692991
...except I didn't delete my roll though? Fuck off.

>>48693009
>But anon, Rukia and Renji already happened!
I don't have time to keep up with the manga wibbleys, damn you.

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>>48693009
He's just playing the long game.
>>48693020
>Pic related

>>48693009
No it didn't you whore. Renji got fucked.

>>48693020
Chad's seduction is summed up by the word "Hey" and women swooning.

>>48693054
Are you sure?
http://mangastream.com/r/bleach/685/3582/19

>>48693052
His roll is still there, dude. I'm looking at his post right now.

>>48693060
If by "women" you mean "Chad" and by "swooning" you mean "hitting the floor" then yes, this is correct.

>>48693068
Huh, I thought he was dead. Never mind.

>>48693060
>Turns out his real fullbring was something other than whatever it originally was
>His actual ability is accidentally manipulating souls relating to female things, specifically clothing
>harem hijinks involving clothes suddenly disappearing ensue
>Alternatively, he manipulates the souls of girls hearts or other such sappy bullshit
>Twist:The ending is literally the screen panning out to show Shunsui grinning as the main cast is reading his latest story he wrote, the girls are all suspiciously flustered

>>48693127
The Renji YHWH disarmed was actually Aizen.

>>48693153
Ah, Damn. I was hoping Aizen becomes Time god and pulls another just as planned.

>>48693153
You can probably say that about half the people in the series except ichigo half the time, and have a potential chance at being right because KUBOOOOOOO

>>48693163
We still don't know what really happened to him. Hopefully the reiatsu reading in 685 was Aizen, because if he got Madara'd people would be unfathomably pissed.

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>>48693194
I still never fucking caught up with anything about that show besides my ship winning. Though it most likely will be a giant ass-pull or something sense only 2? more weeks are left before the series end.

>>48693257
At least it's ending. He's not doing something dickish and annoying like having an arc where the MC takes some kind of ghost boat somewhere, then going on hiatus partway through. Not like that's ever happened though.

>>48693257
What ship?

>>48693291
But he was forced to end it, which is shitty.

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"You told yours and now it's my turn."

"Wha-?"

You pull Basilisco free from its scabbard and swing it around, creating a huge gust of wind around you.
As the wind whips up the sand beneath your feet you begin speaking to Nnoitora, your voice muffled to everyone but him.
"You claim you saw the worst humanity has to offer, and you'd be right!
I killed innocent without batting an eyelash, murdered children at a word and oversaw the extermination of an entire group based on their origins.
There are more people that probably died because of me than you ever knew.
Oh and by the way, if you still don't get it then allow me to give you a name: Siegfried Krieger, Hauptscharführer of the SS!
And here's another one for you!"
You breathe in deeply and shout.
"MEND AND MAIM! BASICILSCO!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2307ts8Nzw

You don't even bother suppressing your reiatsu and it erupts like a geyser of energy.
The very air shakes a little as your true form is revealed.
You speak in a calm but harsh tone.
"I knew a being like you once.
He was stronger than all Arrancars, possibly all hollows combined.
Want to know what happened to him? He got his throat cut open.
Now, if you want to die so badly then release your damn sword!"

He grips his weapon so hard you can see blood coming from his wrist.
Yellow reiatsu begins to gather around him and he raises his sword.
"PRAY! SANTA TERESA!"
In a burst of reiatsu he emerges with in his released form.
4 arms, each wielding a scythe and two horns protruding from his head.

The two of you don't waste any more words and clash.
You can't even remember how it went, your mind shut off as El Salvaje and The Psycho clashed.
The end result is that both of you are laying in a pool consisting of both of your blood.
You are so tired you can barely speak.
"The world is shit and so are the people.
And when I look up into the sky I see nothing.
Because no God could be called benevolent in such a world."

>>48693313
jesus.

>>48693291
Indeed, I just hope its not another giant ass pull, or if it is the BEST GOD DAMN ASS PULL MANKIND WILL EVER SEE!

>>48693297
Naruto X Hinata. I'm a sucker for women like Hinata.

>>48693313
>Siegfried Krieger, Hauptscharführer of the SS!

I CAN ONLY GET SO FUCKING HARD SPOOKY. GAHHH

>>48693313
Like anon said earlier, something along the lines of
>"If there's no god and nothing in this world but what we make of it, then let us make good"
Would be pretty good, imo

Alternatively:
"Bitch We already know gods exist, and they're assholes that expect us to be evil. I'm gonna be the best and keep my people safe because fuck those guys"

>>48693313
holy shit, was kaiser actually in charge of all the concentration camps and shit?

>>48693342
So you like Hinata? How do you feel about what the Boruto manga did to her?

>>48693374
>"Nah just the one."

>>48693356
So we do know about the Soul King?

>>48693375
It did things to her?

>>48693375
I want them to and her little fucking runt of cunt son to die. "MUH HOKAGE IS A BAD PERSON! WAHH, LOVE ME! " Though they made Naturo even more fucking retarded in the Boruto manga. Sense you know, a clone apprently can't do paperwork even for the God called naurto. Hinata deserved better, even Saukra got better and shes a whore.

>>48693399
>>48693374
>Do you even Concertration camp my dear Murderhobo friend?

>>48693410
I'd assume the fact the Soul king exists is common knowledge, given he's the soul king and PLOT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3Vw2_mAxzk

"But you know what?
If what we do is the only thing that matters in The World, then I say we do some good.
Now you don't have to believe me, or like me for that matter.
I just ask that you think about things.
Yeah, your life was wasted. So make this one count."

He grunts, too tired to speak properly.
"Ugh...
Shut up..."

You can hear something clatter on the ground and the sound of water splattering.
"MASTER NNOITORA!"

*Ah, it's only Tesra.*

"Don't worry,
He's alive. Battered and broken, but alive."
You speak as you try to raise your head to look at him.
But when you see his face you freeze in place.

Your mouth slowly opens and you begin muttering to yourself.
"Oh just fuck you Alex..."