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>>48440245
>Ask Anna about the Wa-class.

>>48440245
>Ask Anna about the Wa-class.

Live, from /tg/, it's a very odd time for this quest
This week, War Thunder has its summer event, and boatgirls game teases a "Large Foreign Ship" for the Summer event

>>48440245
>Ask Anna about the Wa-class.

>>48440245
>>Ask Anna about the Wa-class.

>>48440245
>>Ask Anna about the Wa-class.
Information is power, and we should NOT split up.

>>48440245
>>Ask Anna about the Wa-class.

Never miss an opportunity to chat with X-Ray Vision Waifu. Or to remind her that we know what her radar can do.

>>48440245
>Ask Anna about the Wa-class.

>>48440245
>>Ask Anna about the Wa-class.

>>48440245
>>Go see what Dorsie and Portland are talking about.

>>48440245
>Ask Anna about the Wa-class.

>>48440383
Nevermind the fact that we know what OUR radar can do~

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>>48440597
>Modern destroyers come back as shipgirls
>They all wear skimpy because they all have perv-o-vision powers

>>48440245
>Ask Anna about the Wa-class.

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>>48440245
"So, Anna." You slide over and lean your arm onto the comm ship's shoulder. "Any idea what that ugly ass thing is?"

"W-well, it's a Wa-class Abyssal modified for electronic warfare!" Anna chirps.

"I know that, Anna." You roll your eyes as you flick her in the head with your finger. "Have you found anything else about it?"

"O-oh, well, it's obviously very sophisticated, which means that the Abyssals have apparently been studying our communications signals!" Anna explains, her words getting quicker as she starts talking about a subject she is more comfortable with. "It's actually a bit distressing at how well they've been able to mimic the capabilities of our own jamming technology!"

"But not enough to get one over you, huh?" You grin.

"Of course not!" Anna laughs nervously. "Can't stop the signal, after all!"

>Well, we'll see what the eggheads say when they cut it up.
>Something bothering you, Anna?
>Other

>>48440797
>Something bothering you, Anna?

>>48440724
>skimpy
>not radar-absorbing bodysuits

>>48440797
>Something bothering you, Anna?

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>>48440797
>Something bothering you, Anna?

>>48440724
At that point, they all might as well wear micro bikinis.

>>48440797
>Something bothering you, Anna?
Also...
>Muse that we need our own catchphrase if she's taking that one.

>>48440797
>Something bothering you, Anna?

No need to give Vahlen more specimens unless absolutely necessary.

>>48440797
>>Something bothering you, Anna?

>>48440836
Now that you think about it, this is pretty much an entire series where it's appropriate to wear beach and swimwear 24/7.
Just say you're a shipgirl enthusiast.

>>48440797
>Something bothering you, Anna?

>>48440797
>Something bothering you, Anna?

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>>48440797
>>Something bothering you, Anna?

>>48440819
>Trading one version of "wearing nothing at all" for another

>>48440904
At least Woel now has the liberty of wearing whatever she wants as a disguise.

Maybe we could get her an Abyssal themed cabbie hat as a gift.

>>48440819
>>48440955
Just throw on a hex pattern and a fresh bit of sci-fi chrome paint, and we get a futuristic outfit.

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>>48440972
>Woel takes a holiday

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>>48440797
"I something bothering you, Anna?" You frown as you see your friend's antenna start drooping a bit.

"Um, well, it's just that I get this feeling..." Anna mumbles and bites her lip. "...that maybe the Abyssals are doing all this because they're after me?"

"What are you talking about?" You lean in just a tad closer. "The Abyssals are always after everybody!"

"Y-yeah, but I sometimes get the feeling that they're specifically coming after me..." Anna gazes at you. "You don't get it, do you? I'm the only shipgirl of my type. I can coordinate dozens or even hundreds of not just shipgirls, but conventional assets, too! I-I know every encryption, frequency, and callsign the Navy uses! I... I think this Wa-class was made specifically to counter me! And you saw what those subs tried to do..."

You see Anna shiver, obviously bothered by all of this.

>I'd never let them get to you. That's a promise.
>Well, that means the Abyssals are SCARED of ya, too!
>Don't be silly, you're just overthinking it!
>Other

>>48441112
>Well, that means the Abyssals are SCARED of ya, too!

>>48441112
>>Well, that means the Abyssals are SCARED of ya, too!
inb4 Anna gets captured and Abyssalized and comes to her senses through the power of love

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>>48441112

>I'd never let them get to you. That's a promise.

If they do, pic related

>>48441112
>I'd never let them get to you. That's a promise.

>>48441112
>I'd never let them get to you. That's a promise.

>>48441112
>Well, that means the Abyssals are SCARED of ya, too!
>But I'd never let them get to you. That's a promise.

Time to trip the hostagesituationflags

>>48441112
>>Well, that means the Abyssals are SCARED of ya, too!


>>48441161
Hot.

>>48441112
>>Well, that means the Abyssals are SCARED of ya, too!

>>48441112
>I'd never let them get to you. That's a promise.
>Well, that means the Abyssals are SCARED of ya, too!

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>>48441161
>Taffy 3 being used like hounds

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>>48441112
"I'd never let them get to you. That's a promise." You grin as you ruffle Anna's hair, causing her antenna to twitch wildly. "Besides, if they're going through so much trouble to get to ya, that means they gotta be SCARED of ya, right?"

"I-I suppose..." Anna whines as she stries to bat your ruffling hand away.

"And that means you're doing your job!" You conclude, ending your ruffling and giving her a hearty slap on the back of her shoulder.

"Ha... I guess you're right." Anna smiles again. "Thanks, Hoel."

"Think nothing of it!" You laugh.

"Ah, there we go!" You hear Dorsie speak up. "We're here!"

You and Anna to look up and finally see the shores of the Falkland Islands. Up ahead, you could see a small hastily built naval base, buzzing with activity as helicopters and ships buzzed and sailed in and out. Missile batteries and artillery lined the rest of the rocky shores, ready to fire at any incoming Abyssals.

Sure, it wasn't a Pearl Harbor or Norfolk, but the base seemed sturdy and expansive enough for such a remote area. At least it wasn't all prefab or temporary structures and facilities like the Navy had to cope with on Midway.

"Looks cozy." Portland observes.

"Our own little slice of the Empire." Dorsie says proudly. "I'll need to haul this troublemaker here to the laboratory. You three are free to explore the base or you can wait for the rest of your fleet to arrive."

>Accompany Dorsie to the lab.
>Explore the base.
>Wait for the fleet.
>Other

>>48441112
>I'd never let them get to you. That's a promise.

>>48441468
>>Accompany Dorsie to the lab.

>>48441468
>Accompany Dorsie to the lab.

Let's see the English mad scientist.

>>48441468
>>Accompany Dorsie to the lab.

>>48441161
At least we don't have a Freeze Ray.

>>48441468
>Explore the base.

New level up waifu?

>>48441468
>Explore the base.

>>48441468
>>Explore the base.

>>48441468
>>Explore the base.

>>48441468
>Explore the base.

>>48441468
>Accompany Dorsie to the lab. Drag Anna along with us.

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>>48441468
"Hey Anna, let's go see what this base has got to offer!" You grin as you take her by the hand and drag her along. "Sweet Pea, you wanna come along, too?"

"I think it's best someone stay behind to guide the fleet in." Portland shakes her head. "You two have fun, but remember, this is a BRITISH base. PLEASE try not to destroy or damage anything?"

"No promises!" You cackle as you skip off, Anna in tow for better or worse.

"S-so where are we going?!" Anna asks as she's practically towed along in your wake.

>The airfield!
>The repair docks!
>Find whatever they do for fun here!
>Other

Taking bets on how many staff are playing Pokemon GO around the naval base.

>>48441779
>Find whatever they do for fun here!

>>48441779
>>Find whatever they do for fun here!

>>48441790
Hoel catches Mew as her first mon.

>>48441779
>Find whatever they do for fun here!

>>48441779
>The repair docks!

>>48441779
>Find out what they do for fun here!

And when it proves boring...

>The repair docks! Because bathing suits or less

>>48441779
>The airfield!

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>>48441790
>Pokemon Go has been banned following repeated incidents of servicemen going out to sea trying to catch Abyssals

>>48441779
>>Find whatever they do for fun here!

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>>48441779
"So, Anna, what do you think Brits do for fun?" You frown as you look around the base, the drab, concrete structures blending in and basically looking the same as everything else, preventing you from being able to identify any particular area of interest.

"Um, the same things as us, I guess?" Anna shrugs. "Movies, TV, music?"

"That would be awfully boring if that were true." You roll your eyes. "C'mon!"

The pair of you stroll along the road, just randomly looking around. Occasionally, you'd have to step out of the way (and pull Anna out of the way of) a passing vehicle. British naval personnel were also respectful enough, giving you a quick salute or nod to the both of you as they pass. Given the US and Britain's traditional alliance, and Britain's love of their navy, you honestly weren't surprised.

In all actuality, the Falklands base didn't feel all too much different from Pearl or Norfolk, not that was a bad thing or anything.

"Oh oh! What's that?" Anna's antenna straightens out and points in the same direction her finger is. You turn to see a large recreational field, where it looked as if there were a bunch of British naval personnel playing what looked to be football, except without all of the protective gear associated with it. You focus your optics, and notice that there's two girls mixed in among the dozens of men tackling and wrangling with each other in the grass and mud.

Meanwhile, you could see two older shipgirls casually watching the whole thing go by at a nearby table, sipping tea like all Brits were wont to do. One of them had long, golden blond hair and was wearing what seemed to be nun's robes or something like that. The other had reddish blonde hair tied back into twintails, and she was wearing a more conventional Royal Navy uniform.

"Were the British always this violent...?" Anna's eyes widen as she watches.

>That football game looks kinda fun.
>You're actually kinda thirsty.
>Other

>>48442175
>>That football game looks kinda fun.

>>48442175
>That football game looks kinda fun.
Time to see if Hoel can play rugby.

>>48442175

>That football game looks kinda fun.

>>48442175
>>That football game looks kinda fun.

>>48442175
>>That football game looks kinda fun.

Rugby is the best!!!

>>48442175
>Rope Anna into playing rugby with us.

>>48442175
>>That football game looks kinda fun.
RUGBY TIME! HAHAH!
(... recoils in pain from memories playing Girls' Rugby)

>>48442175
>That football game looks kinda fun.

>>48442175
>That football game looks kinda fun.

>>48442175
>You're actually kinda thirsty.

>>48442175
>You're actually kinda thirsty.

>>48442175
>You're actually kinda thirsty.

Let's try out some weird British sodas.

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>>48442175
"Hey, that football game looks pretty fun!" You grin. "I kinda wanna get in on that!"

"W-well, you can go on ahead!" Anna mumbles. "I'm not really into all that physical stuff!"

"Outside the bedroom, huh?" You joke as you elbow Anna suggestively.

"D-don't joke about something like that!" Anna reddens.

"I'm just messin' with ya!" You laugh as you saunter over to the field and yell. "HEY! You Brits got room for one more?"

The game is briefly paused as all of the players, including the two shipgirls, turn to face you.

"Oi, what's a bloody Yank doing here?" One of them asks.

"You even know the rules to rugby?" Another speaks up.

"Um, hit the guy with the ball real hard until he drops it?" You guess.

All of the rugby players look at each for a second and then shrug.

"Close enough." One of the apparent team captains grins. "Oi, Ajax, Achilles, mind mixing up the teams a bit?"

"Oh boy, I always did want to see what a Yank ship is made of!" One of the shipgirls, who would have had long and rather beautiful blonde-brown hair if it weren't tied up into a bun, cracks her knuckles expectantly.

"Maybe one of us should pair with her." The other girl, who has shorter brunette hair and looked to be more of a tomboy compared to her counterpart. "It wouldn't be sporting to pit two cruisers against a destroyer, after all!"

>Sure, you'd like thinks to be fair.
>Pffft, you could totally take two of them on!
>Other

>>48442680
>Pffft, you could totally take two of them on!

>>48442680
>>Sure, you'd like thinks to be fair.

>>48442680
>Pffft, you could totally take two of them on!

>>48442680
>Sure, you'd like things to be fair.

>>48442680
>>Pffft, you could totally take two of them on!

>>48442680
>>Pffft, you could totally take two of them on!

Who the hell do they think we are?!

>>48442680
>Sure, you'd like thinks to be fair.

>>48442680
>>Pffft, you could totally take two of them on!

>>48442680
>Pffft, you could totally take two of them on!
Right at the scrum we just say "Battle off Samar" and let her wet herself.

>>48442680
>>Pffft, you could totally take two of them on!

>>48442680
>Pffft, you could totally take two of them on!

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>>48442680
"Pfffft, big words for a pair of LIGHT cruisers." You grin. "Yer basically just fatter destroyers!"

The rugby players collectively gasp at your blatant sleight against the two British cruisers. In the background, you could see Anna with the other two British shipgirls. Anna was facepalming while her British companions just shook their heads sadly.

"Big mouth for such a small ship!" Achilles gives a bloodthirsty smile.

"Well, I can't say I didn't make the effort." Ajax shrugs.

"All right, lets get this going!" One the captains claps his hand to grab everybody's attention. "Hoel will be on Orange team and Ajax and Achilles will be on White!"

"Which team has possession?" You ask.

"Oh, that's simple." Ajax smiles.

>White
>Blue

>>48443506
>>White

Ooh looks like we'll be biting it

>>48443506
>>White

>>48443506
>White

>>48443506
>>Blue

>>48443506
>Blue

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>>48443506
Gonna go grab some dinner so I'll be right back!

>>48443506
>Blue

>>48443506
>White

>>48443654
Merc confirmed to be shark!

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>>48443654
>Hoel will be on Orange team and Ajax and Achilles will be on White
>Choices are Blue and White

>>48443708
Obviously you've never played rugby.

>>48443506
>>White

>>48443708
>Blue Team gets out of the way while White tries to beat the shit out of Orange

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>>48443654
All right, finally back! Writing now!

>>48443708
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

WELL YOU GET THE IDEA

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>>48443506
"White has possession." Ajax explains as players on both teams start lining up. "Better get in position."

You jog over to the Orange Captain, who gives you an acknowledging nod.

"So what do I do?" You ask.

"Knock down the cheeky bugger holding the ball." The Orange Captain grunts. "And when you get the ball, don't get knocked down by any cheeky buggers."

"Cool." You nod. Simple enough.

You hear a whistle, and you see one of your Orange teammates kick the ball from behind you. You watch as the ball arcs in the air over the Orange line and towards the White formation, and you note that the kicker has deliberately aimed the ball so that it lands as far from Achilles as possible. You suppose that she was pretty fearsome if they were doing that.

You radar already calculates the projected landing spot of the ball, and you can see that it was going to land near one of the regular White players, though Ajax seemed to be rather close as well. You dig your heels into the soft grass as you get ready to take off.

"GO!" The Orange Captain bellows as the entire Orange line charges forward. You charge forward as well, and almost immediately you could see one of the White players pick up the ball. Ajax keeps pace with him, apparently determined to play the defense, while Achilles makes a beeline straight for them, no doubt to get the ball passed off to her.

You needed to knock down that carrier and quick.

>Try to barrel through Ajax's defense.
>You need to try and maneuver around Ajax.
>Let Achilles get the ball. You want to show you can take her down.
>Other

>>48444336
>>Try to barrel through Ajax's defense.

>>48444336
>>Try to barrel through Ajax's defense.
RAMMING SPEED

>>48444336
>>You need to try and maneuver around Ajax.

>>48444336
>>Try to barrel through Ajax's defense.

>>48444336

>Try to barrel through Ajax's defense.

>>48444336
>Try to barrel through Ajax's defense

>>48444336
>>Try to barrel through Ajax's defense.

>>48444336
>Try to barrel through Ajax's defense.

>>48444336
>Let Achilles get the ball. You want to show you can take her down.

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Rolled 15, 4, 17 = 36 (3d20)

>>48444336
Your speed picks up as your boilers fire up, chugging you faster and faster towards Ajax as she tries to clear the way. Your Orange teammates attempt to get at the ball carrier, but Ajax remains a resolute stone wall, batting away men with just her sheer physical presence.

And you were going to ram right into that headfirst...

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>48444512
BOOM MOTHERFUCKER

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>48444512
Boom bitch get out the way

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>48444512
This isn't how rugby works...

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>48444512

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>48444512

>>48444520
>>48444531
>>48444535
So we essentially ran into a WALL?

>>48444549
Spent all our luck last night, I guess.

>>48444520
>>48444531
>>48444535
*boioioioioioing!*

Maybe this would work if we had a ref to tell Ajax to stop blocking.

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>>48444512
Unfortunately, Ajax proves to be the insurmountable steel wall she presents herself to be, and you don't even budge her an inch when you ram into her, and you actually just bounce off and get knocked to the side, landing flat on your back.

"Damnit!" You grunt as you try to scramble to your feet. However you see that Achilles has successfully gotten the handoff, and is not barrelling through the Orange teammates trying to stop her.

"Haha! Can't catch up to me now, Yank!" Achilles gloats as she speeds forward, actually leaving her sister Ajax behind.

Damn, she was right. She was already going at full speed while you had to start from a dead stop.

>Hope your teammates can at least slow Achilles down.
>PEDAL TO THE METAL
>Other

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>48444791
>>PEDAL TO THE METAL
Pre-emptive chance forecasting

>>48444791
>PEDAL TO THE METAL

>>48444791
>>PEDAL TO THE METAL

"I have to go fast!"

>>48444791
>PEDAL TO THE METAL

>>48444791
>PEDAL TO THE METAL

>>48444791
>>PEDAL TO THE METAL

>>48444791
>PEDAL TO THE METAL

>>48444791
>PEDAL TO THE METAL

>>48444791
>>PEDAL TO THE METAL

>>48444791
>>PEDAL TO THE METAL

Remember that time Hoel blew her boilers?

LETS DO IT AGAIN!

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>>48444791
You rev up your boilers. You weren't gonna let some glorified Brit destroyers show you up!

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>48445033
Rolling to blow up our boilers again

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>48445033

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>48445033
Take two!

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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>48445033

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>48445033

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>48445033
here comes the wake

>>48445051
Wat.

>>48445051
You were just a bit too slow.

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>>48445033
You sprint up as fast as you could, your boilers working overtime as your legs pound into the grass. You blaze past Ajax before she has any time to do anything, not even to utter a simple warning. Up ahead, you see Achilles' back, getting closer and closer to the endzone. However, in her overconfidence in that nobody could catch up to her, she was simply running in a straight line, not even bothering to look behind her.

That left her open to..

>TACKLE HUG
>DYNAMIC ENTRY
>LEG SWEEP
>Other

>>48445207
>>TACKLE HUG

>>48445207
>LEG SWEEP

>>48445207
>>DYNAMIC ENTRY

>>48445207
>DYNAMIC ENTRY

>>48445207
>>DYNAMIC ENTRY

>>48445207
>>DYNAMIC ENTRY

>>48445207
>DYNAMIC ENTRY

>>48445207
>>DYNAMIC ENTRY

>>48445207
>TACKLE HUG

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>>48445207
ALL RIGHT LET'S SHOW THAT DAMN BRIT HOW AN AMERICAN KIIIIIICKS.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48445395

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>48445395
This breaks every single rule.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>48445395

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>48445395

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>>48445408
Goddamit, Sam's stolen all the luck

>>48445408
yessssss

THIS AIN'T FOOTBALL YANKEE

>>48445460
One more tally to the Sam has Psychic Powers (Luck Leech) Team.

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>>48445408

>>48445408
I think we should have stuck to Baseball...

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>>48445408
WELP

You wanna negate that 1 with a FATE POINT? You currently have 2!

>Y
>N

>>48445535
>Y

>>48445535
>>Y

>>48445535
>Y

>>48445535
>N

>>48445535
>Y

>>48445535
>>Y

>>48445535
>N

>>48445535
N

>>48445535
>N
Fate points are for when more than pride is on the line.

>>48445535
>>N

>>48445535
>N

>>48445535
>>Y

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>>48445535
You make a running jump forward as you prepare for an airborne kick aimed straight at Achilles' back. However, it looked like Achilles was more aware of her surroundings than you gave her credit for, and you gasp in surprise as Achilles, with a confident grin, spins around and grabs your outstretched leg with her free hand, and continues her spin, swinging you around as she builds up momentum before finally letting go, sending you flying and tumbling through the air before landing in the grass past the endzone with a loud WHUMP.

"Owwwwwwww...." You groan. Your vision spins and your ears ring from the impact, though honestly the only thing that really hurt was your pride.

"Are you all right?"

You blink as you see that robed shipgirl who was having tea, now standing over you. She holds an arm out to you, as if to help you up.

>Accept the help.
>You can get up yourself!
>Other

>>48445535
>Y

>>48445788
>>Accept the help.

>>48445788
>Accept the help.

>>48445788
>>Accept the help.

>>48445788
>>Accept the help.

>>48445788
>>48445788
>>Accept the help.

>>48445788
>>Accept the help.
Level up Waifu?

>>48445788
>Accept the help.

>>48445788
>Accept the help.

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>>48445788
"Thanks." You grumble as you accept the British shipgirl's hand and she pulls you up with an alarming amount of strength. Cruiser class, at least.

"Please don't hold it against Ajax and Achilles, they like to play rough." The cruiser smiles warmly and then gasps. "Oh dear, I forgot to introduce myself! HMS Exeter, at your service!"

"USS Hoel." You mumble, still a bit glum over getting bested so easily.

"Oh, don't get so discouraged!" Exeter tries to encourage you. "As we say, you just need to keep a stiff upper lip!"

"Y-yeah." You sigh.

"OI! YOU STILL WANNA HAVE ANOTHER GO?!" Achilles bellows from the field.

"You don't have to go back if you don't want to." Exeter advises you with a glowing, almost angelic smile. "Perhaps you'd like some tea?"

>REMATCH
>You could use a drink right now.
>Other

I can't beleive no one's pointed out that there's the fucking Kongou right here.

More to the point, I can't beleive she hasn't gone full BURNING RABU yet.

>>48446028
>>REMATCH

>>48446028
>>REMATCH
Later, nice lady!

>>48446028
>REMATCH
YOU CAN'T PUT AN OPTION IN ALLCAPS AND EXPECT ME NOT TO POUNCE ON IT.

>>48446028
>REMATCH

>>48446028
>>REMATCH
gonna try one more time, i'll be glad to join you after

>>48446028
>>You could use a drink right now.

Gotta stay hydrated.

>>48446028
>REMATCH

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>>48446030
>fucking Kongou right here
Wut

The only Kongo-class battlecruisers are the Kongos from Japan. And only Kongou herself comes from Britain. The rest were made in Japan.

And unlike Kongou, these are actual British ships; they can speak proper Queen's English

>>48446028
>REMATCH

>>48446028
>REMATCH

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>>48446028
Common sense told you that you should just let sleeping dogs lie. Just walk away and don't grace Achilles with a retort.

But you were a destroyer, and common sense was the last thing on your mind.

"Thanks for the offer, Exeter." You give a toothy grin to the British cruiser. "But I got a score to settle!"

"Then the best of luck to you." Exeter smiles and softly gestures for you to go.

With that, you jog back to the field and form back up with Orange team. The Orange Captain gives you a judging eye.

"Done mucking it up, yeah?" He asks.

"Don't worry, I got it now." You assure him.

"Well get ready, they're going to be kicking off now." The Orange Captain points to the White team, where you see Ajax preparing to kick the ball.

>Go for the ball.
>Let someone else get it while you run interference.
>Other

>>48446382
>>Go for the ball.
We're a DD! We're faster than any light cruiser!

>>48446382
>>Let someone else get it while you run interference.

>>48446382
>>Let someone else get it while you run interference.

>>48446382
>>Let someone else get it while you run interference.

>>48446382
>>Let someone else get it while you run interference.

>>48446382
>Go for the ball.
But there's no such thing as running interference in rugby...

>>48446382
>Let someone else get it while you run interference.

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>>48446468
It's shipgirl rugby. Rules are looser so they can indulge in beating up other people.

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>>48446523
>Rules are looser so they can indulge in beating up other people
Can't wait for shipgirl Calvinball

>>48446382
>Let someone else get it while you run interference.

>>48446382
>Go for the ball.

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>>48446382
You decide to let someone else on the team grab the ball. That way, if Achilles or Ajax perform the tackle, you can swoop in and snatch the ball away while they were still on the ground. Well, that was the idea, anyways.

One of the Orange players just to your right catches the ball and starts sprinting forward, bobbing and weaving to dodge the White defenders. You see Achilles making a beeline straight for him while Ajax hangs farther back as reserve. Guess they were smart enough to stay split apart.

And the runner has no hope of outrunning Achilles, who dives and wraps her arms around the ball carrier's waist, bringing him down. Immediately, his arms flail as he desperately tries to find somebody to pass it off to.

Now was your chance. You fire up your boilers to jumpstart your speed and you blast forward. The downed carrier sees your approach and manages to raise his arm, ball in hand. Before any of the surrounding White players could reaction, you're in and out before they can close in, the ball safely tucked in your arms. You turn you head around just long enough to stick your tongue out at the surprised Achilles as you continue forward.

Now all you had to do was get past Ajax. You already learned your lesson trying to brute force your way past her, so this time you had to play it smart...

>Around
>Over
>Under
>Other

>>48446680
>>Under
They never expect it.

>>48446680
>Under

>>48446680
>Over
Are we singing rugby songs afterwards?

>>48446680
>>Under

>>48446680
>Around

>>48446680
>>Under

>>48446680
>Under

>>48446680
>Other
Around the world, literally

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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>48446680
And you notice it. Ajax was probably expecting you'd try to go through or around her, so her stance is low and wide, her legs spread out. While that served to lower her center of gravity and made her more difficult to knock over and easier to move in either direction, it left one big, wide, gaping hole in her defense.

And you were going to exploit the fuck outta that hole!

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>48446845
here goes nothing

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>48446845

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>48446845

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>48446845

Rolled 5 (1d20)

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>>48446845
You can already picture the move in your mind. After all, you've seen it done countless time on TV and all those replays you watched. Hell, you practiced it a few times when nobody was looking.

You perform a classic baseball slide, tucking in your arms and head just enough so you can fit right between Ajax's outstretched legs and under her (getting a good look up her skirt in the process). You don't even waste a second, scrambling back to your feet the moment you clear her. Ajax is too shocked at your move to immediately turn around. And even if she did, she didn't have nearly the acceleration you did.

Just a few more strides and your in the endzone to score.

"That's how ya bloody do it!" Orange Captain cheer as he and the rest of the team crowd around you and start slapping and patting you on the back in the rough but appreciative way all athletes did.

"I gotta say, you're mad as a bag of ferrets." Achilles pants as she finally catches up and then slaps you on the back as well. "Just my kinda ship! Even if you are a bloody Yank."

"U-um." Ajax shuffles forward, her face now crimson red. "Y-you didn't see anything, did you...?"

What did she..?

Oh.

OH.

>I was totally focused on the goal.
>...Pink
>Other

>>48446976
>>...Pink

>>48446976
>>I was totally focused on the goal.

>>48446976
>I was totally focused on the goal.

>>48446976
>...Pink
It's not like we can peek whenever we want anyway.

>>48446976
>>...Pink

>>48446976
>>...Pink

>>48446976
>...Pink

>>48446976
>...Pink

>>48446976
>>...Pink
Not as cute as Anna's though.

>>48446976
>I was totally focused on the goal

>>48446976
>...Pink
good choice! *thumbs up*

What color does Hoel wear again?

And does Woel wear black?

>>48447234
>wear
Kek

>>48447241
Are you saying that Woel has HR Giger undergarments?

>>48446976
>>...Pink

>>48447252
No I'm saying she's nopan

>>48447252
>HR Giger undergarments
You mean they're alive, biomechanical and vaguely phallic?

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>>48447278
Possibly.

>>48447234
>>48447273
Does her Rig give her spats?

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>>48447273
>Implying Woel to be this exhibitionist
>Implying Hoel is also this exhibitionist

>>48446976
>>...Pink

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>>48446976
"...Pink." You say simply as you give a thumbs up. "Good choice."

And pink is what Ajax's face becomes as Achilles and the rest of the rugby players laugh heartily.

"Ohmygoodness!" Ajax's face grows redder. "Shameful! Absolutely shameful!"

Ajax then summons a sword and places it under her chest.

"There's only one way to restore my honor!" She wails.

"Whoa whoa whoa!" Achilles quickly kicks the sword away as the rest of the rugby players use their collective numbers and strength to pull her away. "Damnit, Ajax, we went over this already! No more falling on your sword!"

"But the SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!" Ajax wails as she ineffectually waves her arms around in an attempt to retrieve her sword.

"Um... is she always like this?" You blink.

"Yep." Achilles sighs. "She's really bad at takin' the piss. Body of steel, but a nerve of wet paper."

"Rough."

"All right everybody, that's enough excitement for one day!" Exeter calmly walks in with that typical angelic smile."I think we're all overdue for some tea!"

"I suppose so." Orange Captain nods and turns to his White counterpart. "Same time tomorrow?"

"Of course." White Captain nods as the rugby players begin to disperse, leaving Exeter and Achilles to handle Ajax.

(cont)

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>>48447389
"Ajax, what have I told you about trying to fall on your sword?" Exeter tuts as she lifts Ajax back to her feet by the ear and starts dragging her back to the tea table. "No matter how well the intention, suicide is a sin! Also you know it's not going to kill you and you'll only just make Qyburn angry at the mess he has to clean up!"

"But but but-" Ajax whimpers.

"Quit being such a tosser, Ajax!" Achilles groans. "And learn to take a joke! We are LIONS, so act like one!"

"Some tea in your belly will do you some good!" Exeter suggests and turns her sapphire eyes to you. "Would you like to join us, Hoel?"

Back at the table, you can see Anna in quite an animated conversation with the other RN shipgirl you haven't actually met yet.

>Sure, tea sounds great.
>Maybe you should check on Portland.
>Other

>>48447405
>>Sure, tea sounds great.
Less tea, more COOKIES!

>>48447405
>>Sure, tea sounds great.

>>48447405
>Sure, tea sounds great.

>>48447405
>Maybe you should check on Portland

>>48447405
>>Sure, tea sounds great.

>>48447417
>COOKIES
I think the brits call them biscuits.

>>48447405
>>Maybe you should check on Portland.

>>48447405
>>Sure, tea sounds great.

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>>48447405
>Sure, tea sounds great.
There any scones?

>>48447405
>Sure, tea sounds great.

>>48447405
>>Sure, tea sounds great.

>>48447405
>Sure, tea sounds great.
I think Ajax spent too much time reading about her namesake.

>>48447405
>>Sure, tea sounds great.

>>48447405
>>Sure, tea sounds great.

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We should have a robot buddy turret as a potential upgrade. It can be a cute mascot character which can get us a ton of merchandise!

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>>48447405
"Sure, tea sounds great." You grin. "You got those cookie things?"

"Scones?" Achilles raises an eyebrow.

"Yes, of course there are scones!" Exeter nods. "Ajax and Achilles just love them!"

"H-hey, don't threaten my warrior image like that..." Achilles groans.

Ajax just silently whimpers.

Yeah, you get the feeling they're totally just oversized destroyers, especially with the way Exeter seems to be just babying them.

You all take seats at the table, where Anna immediately perks up at your arrival.

"Oh! Hoel!" Anna bounces up and down excitedly. "I didn't know the Royal Navy had a carrier shipgirl here!"

"A carrier, huh?" You look at the twintailed shipgirl.

"HMS Victorious a-at your service!" Victorious shoots up from her seat and salutes. Your optics notice that she was visibly sweating, even though it wasn't particularly hot today. Maybe she was one of those easily startled types?

"Nice to meet ya, Vicky!" You grin.

"It's V-Victorious!" The carrier tries, but utterly fails, to assert herself. She just didn't seem to have that level of gravitas Enterprise carried around.

"Sure thing, Vicky." You nod.

Achilles and Ajax just snicker. Victorious shoots a pained look to Exeter, who's hiding her smile behind her mouth in that polite way noble ladies always did.

"I knew inviting Americans here would be a bad idea..." Victorious practically melts in her seat.

"Hoel!" Anna smacks you in the shoulder and pouts. "You shouldn't bully people you just met!"

"Sorry, sorry!" You chuckle as you nibble on a scone. Holy shit it was good!

"Well, I have to say, we've heard of what you all have been doing lately, even down here." Exeter sips her tea. "How has Mulberry been? We heard she played a rather large role at Midway. Made us all proud when we heard about it."

"Well, funny story about that..."

>And that's it for tonight! We should be back to the regular schedule next week so KanColle will be on Friday and Infinite Stars on Saturday!

>>48447645
Thanks for the run, Merc!

>>48447639
If we actually got our hands on one, there'd be a lot of people trying to pry it open to see what's inside and how it works.

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>>48447645
Thanks for running, Merc!

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>>48447645
Thanks for the run Merc!

>>48447656
And then they decide to make a better turret, a turret designed to surpass shipgirls as weapons

>>48447645
Thanks for running Merc.

>>48447645
>in cometh Vickers
Nice run Merc. See you next week

>>48447645
Thanks for the run, Merc.

I hope we get to play as Woel one of these days.