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You guys got in a spot of trouble last night, let's see where you go from here

Let's dirt, father fuckers!

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You sit in an oversized chair in front of a long table, covered with delicious looking foods and a myriad of drinks. It's all very appetizing, but the colossal beast sitting a few feet away sort of lessens your appetite.

While you're reluctant to eat, he does not share that problem, loudly consuming vast quantities of food in a way that reminds you somewhat of Goku, but at the same time nauseates you far more.

"You call this food?!" Gurumes snaps at the robotic servant at the end of the table.

"Not just me, sir," the robot says. "Everyone calls it food."

Gurumes throws a plate at the machine's head, knocking it over.

"I can't take this any more..." Gurumes groans. "Ever since I found those damned Blood Rubies, nothing satisfies my hunger. I'm in constant pain, and every day I think it'll kill me, but it never does."

He looks over at you. "I need the Sleeping Princess. She will have the power to free me from this curse."

>A. Ask how he knows that

>B. Tell him that the Devil's Castle is in a place called the Devil's Hand

>C. Ask why he doesn't just get rid of the Blood Rubies

>D. Something else

>>48214349
>C. Ask why he doesn't just get rid of the Blood Rubies

This is actually more important, tell him that he can break them and be rid of them.

>>48214381
Seconding

>>48214349
>A. Ask how he knows that
>C. Ask why he doesn't just get rid of the Blood Rubies

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Just a reminder that we chose to get involved in this instead of hanging with Bulma.

>>48214454
But anon...you're on an adventure, don't you like adventures?

>>48214454
But Anon, waifus won't get us GAINZ.

>>48214454
Gainz for the gainz god!

Swole for the swole throne!

>>48214349
>A. Ask how he knows that
>C. Ask why he doesn't just get rid of the Blood Rubies
>>48214454
what a faggot, he doesn't like GAINZ

>>48214381
>>48214411
>>48214399
"Why don't you get rid of the Blood Rubies?" you ask. "You can break them to get rid of them."

"It's too late," he groans. "Look at me. I've already been turned into this thing, destroying the rubies won't undo that. And it won't end my hunger, that's why I need the princess."

He knocks several trays off the table, and stands up, marching around it and towering over you.

"But you say you know where she is!" he growls, reaching down and grabbing you by the collar.

He lifts you off the ground, opening his mouth. Your nose is assailed by his disgusting breath, and your eyes are forced to see the green slime between his jaws.

"Now, where is she?! The deal was that if you wanted to live, you would tell me!" he growls.

>A. Devil's Hand

>B. Give him the book

>C. Give him the map Korin gave you

>D. Something else

>>48214566
>>A. Devil's Hand
geez man take a mint

So we committed cold blooded murder last thread, it's not a big deal but I'm kinda surprised.

>>48214619
Tofoo does not play around

>>48214566
>A. Devil's Hand

>>48214566
>A. Devil's Hand
>B. Give him the book

>>48214566
>>A. Devil's Hand
Wait, what's he planning to do with her?

>>48214652
What do you think?

>>48214586
"Devil's Hand," you tell her.

"Devil's Hand?" he growls. "So obvious, why did I not think of that?"

He throws you to the ground, bellowing for his guards to come to him.

A dozen armed men rush into the room, immediately pointing their guns at you.

"Take him to the jails, then send a squad to Devil's Hand," he orders. "If you find Devil's Castle there, he will be released. If not, he will die."

"Yes, sir," a soldier says, coming forward and grabbing you by the arm. "Okay, kid, let's go."

>A. Go quietly

>B. Break free and make a run for it

>C. Go with them, then make a run for it once you're in the corridors

>D. Something else

>>48214766
>>A. Go quietly

>>48214714
Shower her with presents?

>>48214766
>>A. Go quietly
No seriously, lets go quietly and then Chrono trigger this shit.

>>48214766
>>C. Go with them, then make a run for it once you're in the corridors

>>48214784
No

>>48214766
>D. Something else
"The men you send won't be coming back, supposedly the people that head to Devil's Hand are never heard of again."

>>48214844
Protect her smile?

>>48214766
>D. Tell him that the Dragon Balls can cure him

>>48214856
No

>>48214878
Defile her with his gross monster penis?

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>>48214920
Woah man what the fuck

>>48214783
You allow yourself to be taken away by the soldiers, dragged out of the king's throne room and down the dark corridors. You're then brought down a spiraling flight of stairs, and into a dimly lit room filled with jail cells.

A soldier moves ahead and unlocks one, and you are promptly pushed inside.

The door slams shut behind you, and the soldiers lock it.

>A. Break through the bars and make a run for it

>B. Blast through the ceiling and make a run for it

>C. Something else

>>48214920
No

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Saiyan female commander /ss/ when?

>>48214944
>C. Wait for night time
>>A. Break through the bars and make a run for it
Unless we aren't underground, then break through the wall instead.

>>48214967
Seconding

>>48214957
Tenderly make love to her? With his gross monster penis, of course.

>>48214944
>A. Break through the bars and make a run for it
But watch and wait for the right time. Be patient.

>>48214982
Anon, pls

>>48215035
If we make it to World's Strongest and we're between Goku and Piccolo in strength, with Piccolo being the strongest, will Wheelo target us? Because we're the world's strongest, with a penis.

>>48215035
He's going to eat the sleeping princess, right?

>>48215116
You mean eat her out? So she's clean for his... you know the routine by now.

>>48215218
Jesus fuck anon. You nasty. Not even in a funny way.

>>48215081
ANON!

>>48215116
>>48215218
>>48215233
Ugh...

>>48215233
9/10 people enjoy gang rape!

What's the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them ;D

>>48214967
You have to get out, you know this. But if you aren't careful about it, you'll fail like last time, and you probably won't get a third chance.

As the guards do their job outside of the cell, you sit down, taking a little rest and letting the hours pass by. The guards seem a bit less nervous with each passing hour, apparently expecting you to immediately attempt an escape.

The smell of food fills your ears, and a guard comes with a tray holding what you assume to be your dinner.

"Eat up, kid," he tells you.

>A. Ask if the king sent his men to Devil's Hand yet

>B. Grab him, knock him out, and escape

>C. Something else

>>48215304
>>A. Ask if the king sent his men to Devil's Hand yet
Then
>B. Grab him, knock him out, and escape

>>48215304
>A. Ask if the king sent his men to Devil's Hand yet
>C. Something else
Inspect food.

>>48215304
>A. Ask if the king sent his men to Devil's Hand yet

>>48215304
>A. Ask if the king sent his men to Devil's Hand yet

>>48215304
>A. Ask if the king sent is men to the Devil's Hand yet
>>C. Inspect food
>>>D. Inquire about the king's intentions towards the princess and the involvement of his gross monster penis in those intentions

>>48215304
>A. Ask if the king sent his men to Devil's Hand yet
>C. Something else
Inspect the food, our sense of taste should be enhanced from surviving by ourselves in the wild for.

>>48215304

>A. Ask if the king sent his men to Devil's Hand yet

>B. Grab him, knock him out, and escape

>C. Something else
Search him for useful things to take.

>>48215370
ANON!

>>48215304
>>A. Ask if the king sent his men to Devil's Hand yet

>>48215411
I think the lewdposting anon looks pretty.

>>48215337
You ask the soldier if the king sent any men to Devil's Hand yet.

"Yeah, Captain Hunga and two dozen soldiers," the guard tells you, setting down your tray and stepping out of the cell. "They left about an hour ago."

He locks the cell again.

>A. Break out and knock the guard out before he can call for help (60)

>B. Break out

>C. Blast through the ceiling and get out of the cell

>D. Something else

>>48215467

>A. Break out and knock the guard out before he can call for help

>>48215411
>Gurumes
>Rubies of blood
>Opulent hunger
>Soldier aplenty
>So many gunshot wounds

>Master of his kingdom
>Often eating
>No chance against the demons
>Soldiers are marching to their doom
>Terrifying monster
>Eating all day
>Ready for the princess

>Pungent disgusting odor
>Eminent strength
>No mercy for his lieutenants
>Incurable ruby curse
>So little hope for
First letter of each line famalam

>>48215467
>>A. Break out and knock the guard out before he can call for help (60)
I'm getting sick of clicking on storefronts

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>>48215460
M-me?

>>48215467
>A. Break out and knock the guard out before he can call for help (60)
What could possibly go wrong?

>>48215467
>>A. Break out and knock the guard out before he can call for help (60)

"Knock knock"
>Who's there
Knick his ass the fuck out

>>48215503
You monster

Nicely done

>>48215467
>A. Break out and knock the guard out before he can call for help (60)

>>48215521
Thanks SOM, I try to make an art out of it.

>>48215467
>>A. Break out and knock the guard out before he can call for help (60)

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>>48215492
>>48215506
>>48215518
>>48215520
>>48215540
>>48215591
ROLL

>>48215520
>Knock knock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU-DfRSFWbA

Tofoo drops restraints, we hotline now.

Guard murder sim 2016

Think about it

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>48215648
Red

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>48215648
kappa

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>48215648

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>48215648
Time for RNG, it shall fall where it wishes

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>48215648

for the dice gods

>>48215648
Q.
If Mercenary Tao was meant to be one of the toughest dudes in the world

And we rekt him with gg ez

and we got even stronger than that since then

And bongo was pretty much on par with us

Does that mean that Tao wasn't actually one of the strongest dudes in the world?

>>48215648
How tall are we right now? Tall enough as the guard so we can steal his clothes and escape.

>>48215662
>>48215658
>>48215664
It's time to make your escape.

You grab the bears of your cell, and rip them apart, creating a hole large enough for you to get through. The guard stumbles back, falling and opening his mouth to call for help. But, before he can get the words out, you jump over and give him a nice punch to the face.

The guard's down, and you're free of your cell. But, there are other guards just outside the room. If you take the door out, you'll have to fight them.

>A. Open the door and take the guards out

>B. Bust down the door and take the guards out

>C. Create a hole in the ceiling and use it to escape

>D. Something else

>>48215768
>>C. Create a hole in the ceiling and use it to escape

This is the most fun

>>48215724
Oh, he was, Vango was ultra strong for reasons

>>48215735
About Goku's height

>>48215768
>>C. Create a hole in the ceiling and use it to escape

>>48215768
>C. Create a hole in the ceiling and use it to escape

We goin sneaky beaky like

>>48215768

>B. Bust down the door and take the guards out

Less resistance later

>>48215768
>C. Create a hole in the ceiling and use that to escape.
Keep doing that until we're above ground, then bust a wall and book it.

>>48215768
>C. Create a hole in the ceiling and use it to escape
Can it be a Kamehameha so we can escape to the roof the castle and fire another one to launch ourselves away from the castle.

>>48215852
Not yet. we Kame and the entire palace knows where we are and what we're planning.

>>48215852
Sure, but that will cause a commotion and use a lot of energy

>>48215882
What's Tofoo's (rough) %HP and %Energy levels?

80% HP, 60% Energy?

>>48215903
50% HP

40% Energy

>>48215768
>>C. Create a hole in the ceiling and use it to escape

>>48215923
Damn, we got the shit kicked out of us.

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"It was a lot of work, but what do you think? Happy birthday, Tofoo."

>>48215950
NEVER EVER

wait

It actually got released

>>48215950
I think that that Princess is going to get torn apart by Gurumes' gross monster penis.

>>48215775
You hold your hands up toward the ceiling, gathering some of that warmth in your body and unleashing it with a flash of light.

A hole is created above you, but the noise seems to alert the two guards outside of the door.

The door swings open, and they come inside, guns trained on you.

"He's out!" one soldier says. "Quick, put out an alert!"

The other soldier pulls out a radio and prepares to warn the others.

If he gives his warning, the entire palace will be on the lookout for you. But, if you start moving immediately, you might be able to escape before they can find you.

>A. Take him out before he can radio for help (50)

>B. Ignore them and escape through the hole

>C. Something else

>>48216009
>>A. Take him out before he can radio for help (50)

>>48216009

A. Take him out before he can radio for help (50)

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>>48216009
>>A. Take him out before he can radio for help (50)

>>48216009
>A. Take him out before he can radio for help (50)

>>48216009
>A. Take him out before he can radio for help (50)

>>48216009
>>A. Take him out before he can radio for help (50)
This is a sneaking mission

Rolled 26, 20, 16 = 62 (3d100)

>>48216009
Just getting some low rolls out of the way (v:

>>48216069
Metal Gear?!

>>48216069
We Solid Tofoo now.

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>>48216069
>>48216057
>>48216039
>>48216037
>>48216030
>>48216021
ROLL

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>48216169
>COMMENCING VIRTUOUS MISSION

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>48216169

oh have mercy dice gods

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>48216169
Here we go time for RNG

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>48216169
this post is EPIC! epic for the WIN!

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>48216169
ok

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>48216169
Allahu Ackbar

>>48216180
>>48216191
the dice gods smile upon us!

Rolled 52, 8, 9, 52, 99 = 220 (5d100)

>>48216200
No, the dice gods smile upon ME.

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>>48216180
>>48216183
Guess we live for another post.

>>48216217

>that 99

clearly i haven't sacrificed enough goats

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>48216169
roll

>>48216169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh_OLy2RdZ4

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>>48216229
>Wasting good rolls

>>48216178
>>48216180
>>48216183
You rush across the room, leaping at the soldier and kicking him down before he has the chance to call for help.

The other soldier fires several shots at you, but by using the Afterimage technique, you are able to escape unharmed, getting behind the soldier and kicking his legs out from under him. Once he's on the ground, you knock him out with a punch.

You go back to the hole you made in the ceiling, and jump through it, ending up on the next floor.

It's rather dark, and you struggle to see any of your surroundings. You aren't sure if you're above ground yet. You could try exploring the area and looking for an exit, or keep going up.

>A. Look around

>B. Blast another hole in the ceiling and go up

>>48216262
>>A. Look around
Try to use ki to light up the room slightly

>>48216262
>A. Look around
There might be some Dinner in the walls we can eat to restore hp
also destroy any candles for secondary weapon energy

>>48216262
>>A. Look around

>>48216262
>A. Look around

>>48216262
>A. Look around

>>48216262
>>A. Look around
Be sneaky. We can't waste our energy fighting here. last thing we need is for someone to get the drop on us with a bazooka or something.

>>48216276
You look around, trying to find anything of interest in the darkness.

Slowly but surely, your eyes begin to adjust to the darkness, and before too long, you can see that you're in someone's bedroom. Luckily, they don't seem to be here at the moment.

Letting yourself out into the corridor, you find that there are torches to light your way.

Doing a bit of exploring, you find that you don't recognize the area, and can't find any familiar spots. For this reason, you act under the assumption that you're still underground.

As you round a corner, you find a pair of soldiers walking away from you, their backs turned as they make their way down the corridor.

They probably don't know you're there.

>A. Ambush them and knock them out

>B. Blast your way to the next floor

>C. Wait until they go around the next corner, then blast up to the next floor

>>48216404
>>C. Wait until they go around the next corner, then blast up to the next floor

>>48216404
>A. Ambush them and knock them out
Objectively the correct option

>>48216404
>C. Wait until they go around the next corner, then blast up to the next floor

>>48216404
>>A. Ambush them and knock them out
check them for keys/forms of access

>>48216404
>A. Ambush them and knock them out

>>48216404
>C. Wait until they go around the next corner, then blast up to the next floor

>>48216404
>>A. Ambush them and knock them out
Break their weapons, or hide them.

>>48216404
>>A. Ambush them and knock them out
Remember the basics of CQC

>>48216427
You rush up behind the two soldiers, jumping up and punching them both in the back of the head, knocking them each out in an instant.

Once they collapse to the ground, you blast your way up to the next floor, finding yourself in a familiar looking corridor. You rush down the halls until you finally reach the exit.

Stepping outside, you find a few dozen soldiers waiting, though they don't seem to be expecting you.

"He's escaped!" One shouts, beginning to shoot. "Radio for help!"

>A. Use Afterimages to get past them and escape the courtyard (20)

>B. Fight them all

>C. Retreat back into the castle

>D. Something else

>>48216586
>A. Use Afterimages to get past them and escape the courtyard (20)

>>48216586
>A. Use Afterimages to get past them and escape the courtyard (20)

Gotta run away fast

>>48216586
>>A. Use Afterimages to get past them and escape the courtyard (20)

>>48216586
>>B. Fight them all
Any chance we can take them out before they radio?

>>48216586
>A. Go fast

>>48216586
>A. Use Afterimages to get past them and escape the courtyard (20)

>>48216611
Not with so many of them

>>48216586
>A. Use Afterimages to get past them and escape the courtyard (20)

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>>48216598
>>48216601
>>48216602
>>48216622
>>48216624
>>48216693
ROOOOOOOOOOOOLL

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>48216715

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>48216715

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>48216715
I want to impregnate Gine!

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>48216715

rollin

>>48216721
>>48216724
>>48216729
You dash forward, and the soldiers all fire at you. Unfortunately for them, and very fortunately for you, all they hit is an Afterimage as the real you runs for the gates.

The soldiers begin to realize what's happened, and a few of them fire at you, but not nearly enough to do any real harm.

As you approach the gates, you jump at them, delivering a powerful kick that creates a sizable hole in them, allowing you to escape.

More soldiers wait on the ramp, but you catch them off-guard, and eliminate the first two before the others can even react.

The others begin to fire, but, again, using the Afterimage, you're able to evade their attacks. Taking them down, you rush away from the ramp as the gates begin to open behind you.

>A. Race for the ridge

>B. Race for the farms

>C. Something else

>>48216729
That's a great way to get Bardock to time travel and murder your ancestors.

>>48216729
Well, I want to suplex Gine, Bulma, and 18 at the same time.

>>48216857
>A. Race for the ridge

>>48216857
>A. Race for the ridge

>>48216857
>A, then suplex rocks at the people following us once we reach the cliff

>>48216857
>C. Something else
Fire a Kameheameha out towards the soldiers and the castle.

Then go for the ridge.

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>>48216857
>>A. Race for the ridge
We've got to save the princess. But we can't do it alone. We need Goku and Krillin. Any chance we can contact them to meet us there somehow?

>>48216933
Lucifer can deal with Gurumes, then we take over Gurumes kingdom and live the rest of our lives in luxury.

>>48216933
You know where Krillin is, but you have no way of contacting Goku

>>48216985
Just say out loud "Wow this dinner is huge, but we have to fight this really strong guy to get it!"

>>48216985
>>48216933

Let's go get Krillin and Bulma to help us

>>48216985
That'll do. We should contact him and hopefully he and the rest of the cavalry can meet us there/retrieve our corpse

>>48216899
Making a break for the ridge seems like the best idea, so you begin rushing in that direction as fast as you can.

The gates finish opening, but by the time the soldiers have made it out, you're too far for them to catch you.

However, that doesn't mean you're home free.

You hear the hum of engines, and moments later, bullets strike the ground at your feet, forcing you to a halt.

Looking up, you see at least half a dozen airships circling overhead, doing their best to cut off your escape.

>A. Use Multiple Afterimages and race for the ridge (50)

>B. Run, and Bearshout one of them as you do (60)

>C. Jump up and destroy them from the air (75)

>D. Try to outrun them (90)

>>48217157
>C. Jump up and destroy them from the air (75)

>>48217157
>A. Use Multiple Afterimages and race for the ridge (50)

>>48217157
>B. Run, and Bearshout one of them as you do

>>48217157
>A. Use Multiple Afterimages and race for the ridge (50)

>>48217157
>A. Use Multiple Afterimages and race for the ridge (50)

>>48217157
>>C. Jump up and destroy them from the air (75)

>>48217157
>A. Use multiple afterimages and race for the ridge

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>>48217199
>>48217192
>>48217188
>>48217180
ROLL

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>48217303

rollin

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>48217303

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>48217303

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>48217303
ok

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>48217303
gay

>>48217315
>>48217319

wow that was close

>>48217315
>>48217319
>>48217310
You evade the airships using the same strategy as before, using the Afterimage technique to evade and confuse your foes.

The airships desperately attempt to mow you down, but your incredible speed and use of multiple Afterimages at a time allows you to remain one step ahead of them.

Reaching the ridge, you're forced to climb, and, despite using the Afterimage technique, it becomes harder to avoid your pursuers, causing you to take a few hits.

Luckily, you're able to hold on, and soon, you're in the relative safety of the forest.

Leaning against a tree, you take a moment to catch your breath and plan your next move.

>A. Head for Korin Tower. You need backup, and maybe Korin can give you a Senzu Bean

>B. Head South, see if you can find Pansy and Master Roshi

>C. Head for Capsule Corp

>D. Head back to Jingle Village

>E. Something else

>>48217518
>A. Head for Korin Tower. You need backup, and maybe Korin can give you a Senzu Bean

>>48217518
>>A. Head for Korin Tower. You need backup, and maybe Korin can give you a Senzu Bean

>>48217518
>A. Head for Korin Tower. You need backup, and maybe Korin can give you a Senzu Bean

Man, after this, we should make it a priority to get all of our crew some capsule corp cell phones or something.

>>48217518
>>B. Head South, see if you can find Pansy and Master Roshi

>>48217518
>E. Something else
Kamehameha towards the airships or the castle from the treeline.

>>48217518
>B. Head South, see if you can find Pansy and Master Roshi

>>48217608
Do you have a death wish?

>>48217630
Dude we're in the trees, we can just retreat once we're done.

>>48217630
If we kill Gurumes can we keep his gross monster penis as a trophy? Like how some hunters have heads on their walls.

Are we currently wearing our weighted clothes?

>>48217702
Yes

>>48217717
Well find me in the alps.

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>>48217568
This mess you've gotten involved in is too much for you to handle on your own. That means you will need backup.

You have no idea where Goku is, but Krillin should still be at Korin tower. You can go there, ask him for help, and hopefully get a Senzu Bean out of the deal, too.

Pushing off from the tree, you start heading in that direction as the sun goes down. It's about halfway there when you find you need to stop and sleep for the night.

Waking up the next morning, you resume your trip to Korin Tower, leaving the forest behind and coming to a series of plains. It's smooth sailing until you come around a plateau, and find yourself face to face with a colossal dinosaur.

The creature licks its lips, letting out a roar and openings its mouth wide, coming down to swallow you whole.

>A. Afterimage and run!

>B. Dodge and hit it in the face (40)

>C. Something else

>>48217834
>B. Dodge and hit it in the face (40)

>>48217717
Did that affect our fights at all?

>>48217717
oh good now when we fight the big bad for this arc we can take off our clothes when we get serious

>>48217834
>>B. Dodge and hit it in the face (40)

>>48217834
>B. Dodge and hit it in the face (40)

>>48217834
>C. Tell it it looks pretty
>>B. Dodge, hit in in the face
>>>C. Then run

>>48217834
>Afterimage to get behind it and grab its tail and spin it around then throw it

>>48217858
Getting naked makes you stronger on this planet?!

>>48217834
>>B. Dodge and hit it in the face (40)

>>48217858
Indeed

>>48217855
Of course!

>>48217901
This is not Super Mario 64

>>48217926
Goku did it to Freeza.

>>48217926
So, what's the verdict on mounting the gross monster penis on our wall?

>>48217834
>B. Dodge and hit it in the face (40)

>>48217926
So long gay bowser!

>>48217926
>Afterimage and suplex the dinosaur

>>48217926
>This is not Super Mario 64
An energy blast is an energy blast. You can't say it's only a half.

>>48217943
No

>>48217955
Hey, you don't know that he's a homosexual

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>>48217852
>>48217862
>>48217879
>>48217922
>>48217952
ROLL

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>48218013
time to fail!

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>48218013
Yes

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>48218013
GAINZ

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>48218013

rollin

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>48218024
You failed at failing
You fucking idiot.

Watch how I do it.

>>48218055
Impressive

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>>48218055
very well done anon! i could learn a thing or two from you

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>48218066
I can do it twice.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>48218079
Okay maybe I can't do it twice.

>>48218024
Confirmed that waifu butts gives our dice power ups.

>>48218024
>>48218028
>>48218034
You move back, avoiding the jaws of the hungry dinosaur, and giving it a good solid punch to the snout.

The creature lifts its head back up, stumbling backwards before lowering its snout and covering it with its tiny hands. The creature whimpers, then turns and lumbers away.

Safe for the moment, you continue your journey, finally reaching the base of Korin Tower.

This time, Bora and Upa are both there, and they come running when they see how beaten up you look.

"Tofoo, what's happened?" Bora asks. "Who did this to you?"

>A. An army

>B. Tell him you're fine

>C. Climb Korin Tower

>D. Ask if they saw a bald guy around here

>E. Something else

We should try building an energy blast in our hand, hold it there, then grab an opponent and slam it into them. It would be an extremely powerful attack. Believe it.

>>48218122

for this thread anyway

>>48218134
>D. Ask if they saw a bald guy around here

>>48218134
>B. Tell him you're fine
>D. Ask if they saw a bald guy around here

>>48218134
>A, B, D, ask how they are, then C

>>48218134
>A. An army
>B. Tell him you're fine

>>48217990
god damn you.

>>48218154
>>48218177
"An army," you tell him. "I'm fine."

"You look really hurt," Upa says. "Are you sure you're okay?"

You nod, asking if they've seen a bald guy around.

"Yes, he said he was going to climb the tower and drink the Sacred Water," Bora tells you. "Was he a friend of yours?"

>A. Yes

>B. Say goodbye

>C. Climb

>D. Something else

>>48218364
>A. Yes
>B. Say goodbye
>C. Climb

>>48218364
>A, his name is Krillin, ask how they are, then B and C
You people are all uncultured swine. Not a single one of you voted to ask our friends how they are. The lot of you need some manners suplexed into you.

>>48218364
>A. Yes
>C. Climb

>>48218417
The nerve of some people

>>48218417
>>48218392
>>48218431
"Yes, his name is Krillin," you tell Bora.

"Hmm, well, if he's a friend of yours, I suppose he has a chance," Bora comments. "So, what brings you here?"

You explain that you need to speak with Krillin and Master Korin.

"Well then, we will leave you to your climb," Bora says. "Best of luck to you."

"Goodbye!" Upa says.

You bid them farewell, take off your weighted clothes, and begin the climb.

>End Updates

Hope you guys had fun. Follow me @qmdralo to see when threads are up

As always, I'll stick around for a little while

>taking off weighted clothes to climb
For what purpose? We need to get stronger. Leaving them on would be good training.

>>48218364
>D. Something else
Climb, while wearing our weighted gear.

Assuming we still have it.

It must've got pretty torn up from all the bullets and stuff, I wonder if it even still holds weight.

>>48218498
Okay, how in fuck's name are we gonna handle this. Gurumes has an army, the army apparently still hurts. Hell, a thrown handheld explosive knocked us on our ass, a hit from an airship's main gun would kill us, and that army has multiple airships.

They still have thinman and whoever else they sent out to the Demon tower, plus we're gonna need to investigate the demon tower

Plus we got Gurumes and his "Can't even hurt me with a Kamehameha" going on.

Are we meant to just skip this event, because I'm not seeing a winning route here.

>>48218617
Why won't you let us keep a giant taxidermy penis?

>>48218641
You have less than half your energy, and it will take about a day to climb if you keep the clothes on. Without them, you can do it in an hour or two.

>>48218652
Git Gud, and find a way to fight other than brute strength...also maybe bring backup

>>48218673
Where would you put it?

>>48218617
Thanks for running Som

>>48218698
Capsule Corp. for now, maybe keep it in a capsule until we get our own place.

>>48218737
>Bulma

>EVER letting you put a dick somewhere in her house

>>48218736
Thanks for playing, anon

>>48218754
Well she allowed Vegeta to stay so...

>>48218754
Bulma's dad would love the novelty of it! He could put his film projector in it. And if not, we can just put it in a capsule.

>>48218769
Zing!

And that was only after years of dealing with Yamcha.

Don't be a Yamcha, anon

>>48218778
You make a fair point

>>48218754
Bulma needs a dick somewhere SOM

>>48218754
So how would have the fights gone if we took off our weighted clothing before the start?

Did all this hellish running and fighting increase our strength?

>>48218786
>Don't be a Yamcha
But you said that Yamcha is off doing training because he was constantly humiliated by a child

>>48218801
Don't forget we got shoot a lot, much better endurance training than making bee's angry.

>>48218813
I meant canon Yamcha

>>48218818
Yep

And you got beaten down by a big guy and a giant monster king...and a hot chick

>>48218836
Too bad getting beat down doesn't make us stronger. Fucking zenkai. We're killing all of the other Saiyans.

>>48218836
Now remember what SOM said
>We could be around Piccolo's level

>>48218865
Do humans gain power from cannibalizing other humans? The canon never has said no...

>>48218843
>Raditz

>Nappa

>Vegeta

>Goku

>Gohan/Goten/other potential offspring

>Trunks/Bra/ Other potential offspring
>Turles

>Broly

>Paragus

>Tarble?

>Other?

You're going to kill every last one?

>>48218865
Maybe a bit higher, since he seems to have largely stopped training after the Cell Saga

>>48218909
I don't blame anyone who gave up after Cell. Literally no point unless you're saiyan.

>>48218909
He stopped training since he hit a limit that only saiyans don't have
fucking saiyans and arcosions

>>48218945
Sounds like an excuse to me, Tien kept training

>>48218938
That's quitter talk

>>48218909
>Yes

>Yes

>Yes

>Other meaning besides Goku

>Not real Saiyans, but maybe kid Trunks, he's kind of a douche

>See above

>Yes

>Absolutely

>Broly will probably do that for us

>If we even meet Tarble, then yes

>Others? Every last one, in fact, fuck it, let's join Frieza as long as he agrees not to harm the earth if we replace/rebuild the Ginyus for him.

>>48218971
I'm pretty sure Piccolo kept training, what else is he going to do?

>>48218975
Just think about it, we could have a whole soy-based Ginyu force!
Maybe not under Frieza though, he and Cooler are too bratty to bargain with.

>>48218971
Tien was useless after his biggest feat: Stalling Cell for a few minutes

>>48218971
Literally anyone in the main cast who wasn't part saiyan became useless in fights after the cell saga

>>48219015
Because they stopped training, or, in Tien's case, had a shitty training regiment.

>>48219009
Well, he did survive a kick from Buutenks, that is pretty impressive

>>48219015
And now only Goku and Vegeta are relevant, thanks Super.

>>48219024
So as a human, we might be able to keep up as long as we keep the right training?

>>48219024
Tien's training was pretty impressive, look how swole is shoulders got, you could knead pizza dough on those things.

>>48219032
I mean, Piccolo could have beat Frost, were Frost not a cheating asshole.

And Monoka is the strongest in the universe

>>48219038
Yes, though with the bullshit powerups the Saiyans get, you probably won't quite reach their level of strength. But, strong enough to lend a hand.

>>48219051
His training seemed to consist of fucking off to the middle of nowhere to train with Chiaotzu. That kind of training has to lose its effect after a while. Hell, Piccolo stagnated with it after a few years

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Everyone in this thread owes me 20 pushups.

If you're already in shape, it's no big deal so you have no excuse.

If you're a weakling with no upper body strength, it's a place to start.

>>48219074
I'm pretty sure Piccolo at the end of Z could beat anything short of a Super Saiyan 2 into the dirt.
Also will we get the Tofoo Force?

>>48219074
Yeah. Tien fucked his boipussy toy instead of plowing Launch or actually training anything besides his shoulder muscles and Piccolo just meditated and got stoned and called it training.

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>>48219055
So, if we die fighting King Piccolo, with Goku seeing it happen, is there a chance of...?

>>48219086
Probably not, go to bed Kaguya

>>48219096
Pretty much. Their training on Namek showed that both were capable of amazing leaps in power given the right regiment.

>>48219116
Him attacking Piccolo in a rage? Most certainly

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>>48219137
More than just rage. Monkey rage.

>>48219162
Like full insane rage like Krillin's death caused? Yeah.

>>48219162
Is that a saibamen?

>>48219195
No, Tambourine

>>48219162
You have to be very strong to go Super Saiyan.
Why did Gohan have such trouble going Super Saiyan?

>>48219276
Plot

>>48219276
Why did Goten and Trunks have it so easy, then? Future Trunks needed Gohan to die.

>>48219316
The one villain he can't defeat.

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>>48219317
As cool as that special was, it's actually the biggest plot hole in the anime that the manga never had. Future Trunks was already a Super Saiyan before Gohan died.

>>48219378
That's stupid, it makes more sense and is more dramatic for Gohan's death to trigger Trunk's ascension.

>>48219419
But it's more consistent with Kid Trunks going Super Saiyan so young.

>>48219439
Trunks was born during the timeskip between King Cold and Dr. Gero, right?

>>48219476
Both of them, yes.

Manga holds that both Trunks were able to transform when they were fairly young.

History of Trunks says Future Trunks couldn't transform until Gohan died, while Kid Trunks did it just because.

One is more dramatic and tells a better story, but the other is more internally consistent.