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So, I did say this last thread, but I wanted to give a reminder. From this point on, the kiddie gloves have come off. You have a much higher chance of getting beaten down and losing fights, so battle smart, and may the dice gods have mercy on you, for I will not

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You decide that, instead of running, blocking again, using the Afterimage to throw Pasta off and score a clean hit, you are going to try and blast one of the explosives in her hands despite the fact that doing such a thing takes several seconds, and she's already getting ready to throw it.

What could possibly go wrong?

A lot, apparently.

As you try and get that warmth inside you into the right place, Pasta throws the explosive, hitting you right in the face.

You scream as your face begins to burn, and your vision goes black. You fall to the ground, writhing in agony as Pasta laughs from above you.

"Well, that was easier than I expected," she says. "Looks like Vango really was just being lazy."

You feel a foot on your chest, and hear the cock of a gun above you.

"Say goodbye, runt."

>A. Squirm and try to throw her off of you

>B. Bear Shout in the direction of her voice

>C. Take out your Senzu Bean, you need it

>D. Play dead

>E. Something else

>>48197628
I'm so happy about this. The chance of real failure is what makes me get really invested in quests.

>>48197658
>B. Bear Shout in the direction of her voice

>>48197658
>>C. Take out your Senzu Bean, you need it

>>48197658
I feel like if we try to eat the senzu, she's just going to slap it out of our hand. But hey, it's really the only option we have.
>C. Take out your Senzu Bean, you need it

>>48197658
>A. Squirm and try to throw her off of you

>>48197658
>TFW I genuinely don't know which option to choose. Any one of them could royally fuck us over, if we fuck up we fuck up big.

YES. THIS is the tension in quests that I live for,

>>48197658
>C. Take out your Senzu Bean, you need it

>>48197658
>>A. Squirm and try to throw her off of you

time to die

>>48197658
>b. Bear Shout in the direction of her voice
lets get this show on the road

>>48197658
>E. Let her shoot you
We snake way now.

>>48197783
>>48197750
>>48197705
stop trying to kill us you fucks

>>48197802
But we're a good guy, it will only make us stronger in 2-5 years.

>>48197802
I resent that

but in all seriousness, senzu bean could get shot out of our hand, bear shout might not be fast enough, so wriggling it is

>>48197686
>>48197694
>>48197747
Korin's Senzu Bean healed the injury you sustained from Tao not too long ago. Maybe it will be enough to help you recover from the beating Vango gave you, and the explosive you took to the face.

You reach into your clothes, retrieving the bean and lifting it up toward your face, only for Pasta's foot to slam down on your wrist, pinning your hand to the ground and making you lose your grip on the bean.

It falls away, and you can't tell where it goes.

"What's this?" Pasta asks, and you feel her weight press more firmly on you. You can't see what she's doing, but you kind of assume she's reaching for the bean.

"A bean?" you hear her ask.

>A. Yeah, you wanted one last snack before she killed you

>B. Bear Shout

>C. Grab her ankle and throw her off of you

>D. Don't answer

>E. Something else

>>48197836
She wont expect bear shout and even if it dosn't hit her we it will make her react so we can counter
if we try to go for the senzu she will either just shot us or take it from us

>>48197827
stop

>>48197866
>You reach into your clothes, retrieving the bean and lifting it up toward your face, only for Pasta's foot to slam down on your wrist, pinning your hand to the ground and making you lose your grip on the bean.
>It falls away, and you can't tell where it goes.

fucking knew it


>>A. Yeah, you wanted one last snack before she killed you
>>C. Grab her ankle and throw her off of you

>>48197866
>E. Energy Shot at her
Bear Shout might destroy the Senzu.

>>48197866
>>48197836
case and fucking point
>C. Grab her ankle and throw her off of you
>B. Bear Shout

>>48197866
>>A. Yeah, you wanted one last snack before she killed you

>>48197904
>case and fucking point

yeah, yeah, my bad. considering our vision is fucked, I wasn't too sure that shooting would get anything done.

>>48197866
>>A. Yeah, you wanted one last snack before she killed you

>>48197884
>>48197904
>>48197922
>>48197994
"Yeah, I wanted one last snack before you killed me," you groan weakly.

"A bean? That's your last meal?" she laughs. "Fine, kid, open wide."

She puts the bean in your mouth. You chew it up and swallow.

Your vision returns, the pain fades, and you grab her by the ankle, throwing her off of you and rolling back into a crouch.

Pasta quickly recovers, pulling out two more explosives and throwing them your way before jumping back to her feet and grabbing more.

>A. Avoid them and try to figure out what to do (40)

>B. Block them, quickly! (30)

>C. Duck under them and charge at her (60)

>D. Dodge them and run into the castle (70)

>E. Something else

>>48198025
>>C. Duck under them and charge at her (60)
We need to take her out, this shit is getting intense.

>>48198025
Whats the dc to After Image three times and knock her out?

>>48198025
>>C. Duck under them and charge at her (60)
Dice gods are not kind these days

>>48198025
>>A. Avoid them and try to figure out what to do (40)

>>48198040
Are you sure you want to risk such a high roll anon?
>>48198025
I'll take
>A. Avoid them and and try to figure out what to do for (40), Alex.

>>48198051
To hit her? (40)

To knock her out with a single strike? (80)

>>48198025

ohey we survived

picking the sassy option has been vindicated

>>A. Avoid them and try to figure out what to do (40)

>>48198025
>>a. avoid them and try to figure out what to do (40)
time to get this bitch downloaded

>>48198025
>A. Avoid them and try to figure out what to do (40)
We'll get our opportunity, whether she runs low or she fucks up.

>>48198025
>A. Avoid them and try to figure out what to do (40)

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>>48197628
I guess reality is going to HIT Tofoo hard huh?

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Bitch please

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>>48198135
>>48198115
>>48198093
>>48198092
>>48198074
>>48198062
ROOOOOOOOOOOOLL

Rolled 16 (1d100)

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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>48198188
Toofu for best girl

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>48198188
I guess

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>48198188

>>48198196
>>48198194
>>48198198
Oh shit that was close.

>>48198196

we liiiiiiive

>>48198196
You quickly duck beneath the explosives, feeling heat on your back as they explode behind you.

Pasta begins throwing more immediately, but you're on the move, able to keep away from the explosions her little toys cause.

Several soldiers are caught in the explosions, and your ears are assailed both by the booms of her explosives going off, and the soldiers crying out in fear and agony.

You look for an opening to attack Pasta, but she's nearly constantly throwing the explosives, and you doubt one attack will be enough to take her out.

You could try waiting for her to run out of explosives, or you could make a run for it. Or, you can risk it and move in for an attack.

>A. Avoid them until she runs out (50)

>B. Run for the castle! (70)

>C. Try to move in and hit her (60)

>D. Afterimage Attack (40)

>E. Afterimage knockout attack (80)

>F. Avoid them and use a Bear Shout (45)

>>48198291
>>A. Avoid them until she runs out (50)

>>48198291
>>A. Avoid them until she runs out (50)

>>48198291
>>F. Avoid them and use a Bear Shout (45)

>>48198291
>>F. Avoid them and use a Bear Shout (45)

>>48198291

>F. Avoid them and use a Bear Shout (45)

>>48198249
For now

>>48198291
>>F. Avoid them and use a Bear Shout (45)

>>48198342
Cmon som you wouldn't kill us before we get swole enough to run Snek way would you

>>48198291
>>A. Avoid them until she runs out (50)

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>>48198355
>>48198333
>>48198313
>>48198308
ROLL

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>48198487
sfkasdfkwefowkfsd blop

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>48198487

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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>48198487
dice gooooo

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>48198487
Ayyy

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>48198487

>>48198504
>>48198499
>>48198497
>>48198495
>>48198518
Now we manage to roll well, tofoo seems to do well only after fucking up

>>48198525

dice gods aren't done fucking with us yet. they demand entertainment. and death means no more entertainment.

>>48198525
Luck zenkai.

Rolled 83, 94, 10, 6, 47, 61, 30, 65, 71, 70, 8, 72 = 617 (12d100)

>>48198563
sdfsd

>>48198525
It's shonen rules

>>48198495
>>48198497
>>48198499
>>48198504
>>48198518
You duck beneath another explosive, letting it fly behind you and explode a safe distance away. Pasta throws another at your feet, and you're forced to jump back.

She throws another at you while you're airborne, and you twist out of the way, coming within centimeters of being hit.

The second you land, you're forced to jump back as she throws another, and you try to come up with a plan.

Waiting for her to run out doesn't seem like it will work. If you slip up even once, you could be on the ground again with a gun to your head and with no Senzu Bean.

She's seen the Kamehameha, and that's not exactly a technique you can use sneakily. Your Light Shot might not do the necessary damage, and the Afterimage technique might be too predictable at this point. Besides, she's strong enough to take a hit.

Jumping back from another pair of explosives, you ready your Bear Shout Technique, opening your mouth wide and letting out a roar as a beam of light blue light fires from your gullet.

Pasta throws two explosives your way, but they're caught up in the blast and detonate long before they can even reach you. The attack strikes her, pushing her back and detonating, throwing her off of her feet and to the ground.

This time, she doesn't get back up.

>A. Go to the castle

>B. Use Bear Shouts on Vango and Pasta

>C. Head for the ridge you came from

>D. Go to the farms

>E. Something else

>>48198630
>>B. Use Bear Shouts on Vango and Pasta
>A. Go to the castle

>>48198630
>C. Head for the ridge you came from

>>48198630
>>A. Go to the castle
>>B. Use Bear Shouts on Vango and Pasta

>>48198630
>B. Use Bear Shouts on Vango and Pasta
Gotta b practical

>A. Go to the castle

>>48198630
>A. Go to the castle

>B. Use Bear Shouts on Vango and Pasta

>>48198630
>>A. Go to the castle

>>48198630
>A. Go to the castle
>E. Snap their necks
Bear Shout uses ki, and it might be a good idea to conserve that.

>>48198630
>>A. Go to the castle

>E. Something else
Just punch both of them in the head for good measure, don't need to waste energy on a bear shout.

>>48198688
Seconding

>>48198630
>A. Go to the castle
>E. Something else
Finish them with a head blow

>>48198688
Changing my vote to this, I guess we're not straight up murdering people anymore.

>>48198630
>A. Go to the castle
>B. Use Bear Shouts on Vango and Pasta
They're the reason the kingdom is in the way it is right?
>>48198724
They mean kill them with your fists rather than use ki

>>48198724
I don't care if we kill them or not, I just don't want to waste precious energy when we're more than likely about to fight their king.

>>48198686
this

If we murder them while they're helpless we won't be able to ride the nimbus anymore.

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>>48198688
>>48198705
>>48198686
>>48198664
>>48198663
>>48198650
>>48198647
>A. Bear Shout Vango and Pasta

>B. Punch them each in the head for good measure (note; this might not kill them)

>>48198765
Can we make sure the punch kills them?

>>48198765
>A. Bear Shout Vango and Pasta

Gotta B practical senpai

>>48198765
>B. Punch them each in the head for good measure (note; this might not kill them)
I'd rather not waste energy we might need if their king is a fighter.

>>48198765
>A. Bear Shout Vango and Pasta

>>48198765
>>A. Bear Shout Vango and Pasta

No mercy for assholes

>>48198765
Can we curbstomp them or snap their necks instead of punching them then? No kid gloves does mean Renegade for Life.

>>48198765
>A. Bear Shout Vango and Pasta

>>48198765
>B. Punch them each in the head for good measure (note; this might not kill them)

with enough force to ensure they're either unconscious, or dead.

>>48198765
>>A. Bear Shout Vango and Pasta
we have killed useless soldier before
so why back down now that we are fighting a real threat

>>48198765
>B. Punch them each in the head for good measure (note; this might not kill them)

I don't care if we kill them or not. I just want to make sure they won't suddenly appear later on today or anything.

>>48198815
my point of contention isn't killing them, it's wasting energy. If we can kill them with a punch, then why use a big laser?

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>>48198765
>>A. Bear Shout Vango and Pasta
For life

>>48198765
>>B. Punch them each in the head for good measure (note; this might not kill them)

>>48198853
we will recharge on the way
nothing wrong with a 5 min break

>>48198765
>B. Punch them each in the head for good measure (note; this might not kill them)

>>48198868
I'm so renegade I orbit in the opposite direction to my parent body's rotation

>>48198868

Paragon till death!

>>48198918
Goddamnit Goko

>>48198934
We're keeping whoever Ginyu body switches with body switched.

>>48198918
Q. why's it called "Paragon" if it doesn't have 5 sides?

>>48198783
>>48198788
>>48198792
>>48198802
>>48198815
>>48198868
You open your mouth wide, firing another Bear Shout at Pasta, making sure she never troubles you again.

After doing the same to Vango, you head for the gates of the castle, which are currently open as dozens of terrified soldiers attempt to flee inside.

You're able to make it past the castle gates easily, but gunfire from above tells you that this won't be entirely simple.

At least a hundred soldiers are waiting for you in the courtyard, guns at the ready. Above, there are soldiers with turrets and machineguns aimed down at you, and in the sky above, airships are approaching.

You're one kid standing against an entire army.

>A. Jump on top of the soldiers heads and hop along to the entrance (60)

>B. Jump up high and grab onto an aircraft, find a way to use it to get you into the building (65)

>C. Turn and retreat (50)

>D. Something else

>>48198997
>B. Jump up high and grab onto an aircraft, find a way to use it to get you into the building (65)

>>48198997
>B. Jump up high and grab onto an aircraft, find a way to use it to get you into the building (65)

>>48198997

>D. Something else

Those small energy blobs we use should be effective at dispersing the soldiers.

>>48198997
>A. Jump on top of the soldiers heads and hop along to the entrance (60)

We going straight forward. Out of the way, plebs

>>48198997
>A. Jump on top of the soldiers heads and hop along to the entrance (60)

>>48198997
>A. Jump on top of the soldiers heads and hop along to the entrance (60)

>>48198997
>>A. Jump on top of the soldiers heads and hop along to the entrance (60)

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>>48199055
>>48199031
>>48199030
>>48199019
Time to roll, kiddos

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>48199148

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>48199148
gooo

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>48199148
RUN

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>48199148

Rolled 31 (1d100)

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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>48199148

>>48199156

dice gods grant mercy upon us

>>48199156
praise olmec.

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>>48199156
>>48199152
>>48199151
You run toward the soldiers, leaping into the air as they let the bullets fly in your direction.

Doing a flip, you land on the head of one of the men, who cries out in surprise, flailing around and demanding that you get off of him.

Nearby soldiers shoot, so you jump off the first soldier's head, getting a good distance before landing on another. Then another, and another.

The army is in total disarray; soldiers desperately attempt to shoot you, missing and either hitting each other, or, the aircraft above. In fact, as you hop around, one of the aircraft falls from the sky, crashing somewhere in the valley below.

Likewise, the aircraft and gunners up above try to hit you, but end up only mowing down their fellow soldiers that are on the ground.

In the chaos, you're able to make it across the sea of soldiers, landing safely in front of the entranceway; two large doors which are shut, barring your way into the castle.

And, no longer in the middle of the soldiers, you are more exposed to attack, once the soldiers recover from their disarray.

>A. Attempt to scale the wall without being shot down (75)

>B. Bear Shout the door before you can be hit (60)

>C. Punch through the door before you can be hit (50)

>D. Something else

>>48199249
>C. Punch through the door before you can be hit (50)

>>48199249
DC for breaking a hopefully weaker wall next to the door?

If the DC is higher than C then

>C. Punch through the door before you can be hit (50)

>>48199249
>>C. Punch through the door before you can be hit (50)

>>48199293
60

Rolled 658, 206, 620, 106, 160, 554, 529, 148, 65, 557, 373, 145, 245, 189, 406, 158, 159, 310, 443, 89, 168, 508, 418, 188, 498 = 7900 (25d666)

>>48199249
>C. Punch through the door before you can be hit (50)

>>48199249
>>C. Punch through the door before you can be hit (50)

>>48199249
>C. Punch through the door before you can be hit (50)

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>>48199310
Gj anon you passed the DC.

Too bad you rolled prematurely.

4chan has changed.

I was in another thread, and people were honest to god saying that you should feel SAD when your dog dies,

Instead of finding some way to laugh or masturbate about it. This is 4chan! Overcome your feelz, and replace the sads with laughter.

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>>48199280
>>48199293
>>48199303
>>48199310
>>48199316
>>48199327
ROLL

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>48199441
FOR LULZ

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>48199441

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>48199441

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>48199441

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>48199441

Rolled 58 (1d100)

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>>48199445
>>48199449
>>48199447
You punch the door as hard as you can, breaking through it and causing it to crumble right in front of your eyes.

As the soldiers behind you open fire, you rush inside, finding yourself in a narrow corridor lined by torches. Running straight ahead, you make a sharp left at the end of the hall, then a right, then another right, and a final right that leads you to another large set of doors.

With more soldiers coming, you have little time to waste, and you break these doors down just like the last ones, entering a dimly lit room occupied mostly by a long table covered in delicious looking foods.

You hear a low groan, and in the dark side of the room, you can barely see a massive shape seated at the table.

>A. King Gurumes?

>B. Ask if he's okay

>C. Something else

>>48199524
>>A. King Gurumes?

>>48199524
>A. King Gurumes?

>>48199524
>>B. Ask if he's okay

Stay back though. This could be some sort of trick

>>48199524
>A. King Gurumes?

>C. Something else

TAKE COVER

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>>48199524
>A. King Gurumes?
>B. Ask if he's okay
>>When SOM said we'd run into more demons he meant Piccolo showing uo early
Pls Kami no

>>48199576
Anon, does that really sound like me?

>>48199657
No, but it sounds like M. Night, and you being him would be the real twist.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>48199657
*looks underneath SOM to check for booby traps*

>>48199524
>C. Something else

Ready a bear just in case.

>>48199682
Come to think of it...

SOM has never mentioned himself personally using a toilet.

Maybe he is Indian.

>>48199703
BEAR SHOUT, BEAR SHOUT DAMN IT.

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>>48199532
"King Gurumes?" you ask.

"Hungry....." you hear a low voice rumble. "So hungry....."

Plates and trays clatter to the floor as the massive shape rises, moving toward you with loud footsteps. You hear what sounds like fabric ripping, and a sickening sound that you can't really describe, but makes you feel ready to vomit.

A massive, purple creature in regal looking clothes stomps into view. Its mouth, which is full of saliva and sharp teeth, is wide open as it growls in pain.

Its body swells, and its clothes rip as it becomes larger and larger, looking more animalistic by the second as it comes closer.

>A. Attack it!

>B. Get into a defensive stance

>C. Bear Shout

>D. Kamehameha

>E. Afterimage attack

>F. Something else

>>48199757
>C. Bear Shout

>>48199757
>>C. Bear Shout
>E. Afterimage attack

Afterimage into a surprise bear shout, with a follow up power hit!

>>48199757
>D. Kamehameha
Say SOM, does this trigger you?
Your stomach hurts, you need to poo,
But I won't let you near the loo!
Begon from here, young Pajeet,
To the designated shitting street!

>>48199800
I'm not from India, we have toilets in my country, though in some of the cities people still shit in the streets because they're fucking stupid....or homeless.

>>48199757
>D. Kamehameha

>>48199815
So Pakistan? I would say Bangladesh, but they don't have streets. And Nepal and Bhutan aren't awful.

>>48199815
Let me guess, Brazil?

>>48199757
>>D. Kamehameha
Let's try to get some distance

>>48199827
>>48199831
USA

>>48199757
>D. Kamehameha
Fuck getting near that

>>48199815
One of the poorer American cities?

>>48199843
*JSA

>>48199853
I live in a suburb, but I live near Philly, so....

>>48199866
BAN
ASSAULT
NIGGERS

>>48199866
So there's gonna be plenty of shit floating around there soon.

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>>48199800
>>48199816
>>48199835
>>48199849
You cup your hands at your side, determined not to let that thing get any closer to you, and to end this battle as quickly as you can.

"KAMEHAMEHA!" you shout, thrusting your hands toward the approaching beast and unleashing a colossal wave of light that quickly closes the distance between the two of you.

The creature roars as your attack hits him. He's surrounded by light, and it seems to slow him just a bit, but nothing more.

When your attack stops, smoke rises from his body, but he seems entirely unharmed, and, with a roar, he comes charging right at you, throwing a punch with one colossal fist that strikes you in the gut. He continues it into an uppercut, lifting you off your feet and sending you flying upward, where you crash into the ceiling.

You fall down toward him, and he readies his fist for another punch.

>A. Throw a punch to meet his

>B. Block

>C. Afterimage Attack!

>D. Afterimage and retreat!

>E. Power Geyser (80)

>F. Something else

>>48199957
>C. Afterimage Attack!

>>48199957
>C. Afterimage Attack!
We can't really take a direct hit from him

>>48199957

>C. Afterimage Attack!

>>48199957
>>D. Afterimage and retreat!

Unharmed?

UNHARMED?

GETTHEFUCKOUTTADODGEKIDDO

I swear to god DON'T POWER GEYSER AND GET US KILLED.

>>48199957
>>D. Afterimage and retreat!
We can't hurt this guy. Let's regroup

>>48199996
>>48199957
>E. Power Geyser (80)

>>48200010
No

>>48200000
I wanna see who got quints

>>48199957
>D. Afterimage and retreat!

>>48199957
>D. Afterimage and retreat!

>>48199957
>D. Afterimage and retreat!

>>48199957
>D. Afterimage and retreat!
We have to get to Roshi before Pansy does.

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>>48200085
>>48200059
>>48200040
>>48200006
>>48199996
You use the Afterimage technique, and the creature punches through nothing but an illusion.

Landing on the floor, you run as fast as you can, only to be confronted by dozens of soldiers as you reach the doorway.

"There he is!" one shouts. "Get him!"

The soldiers come charging your way, and the massive beast roars behind you, the ground shaking as he makes his way toward you. They don't see frightened by the creature, and as they shoot at you, they seem to be taking care not to hit it.

You duck behind a pillar, avoiding the bullets, but the creature is getting closer.

>A. Use the Afterimage Technique to get past the soldiers (60)

>B. Run past the soldiers, and endure the gunfire (50)

>C. Create a hole in the ceiling and escape through it (70)

>D. Something else

>>48200189
>>B. Run past the soldiers, and endure the gunfire (50)

>>48200189
>B. Run past the soldiers, and endure the gunfire (50)

>>48200189
>C. Create a hole in the ceiling and escape through it (70)

GAINZ

>>48200189
>B. Run past the soldiers and endure the gunfire (50)
Bullets don't hurt r-right guys?

>>48200189
Whats the DC to fire a light blast at the ceiling where the soldiers are standing and use the commotion to get out of there?

>>48200189
>>C. Create a hole in the ceiling and escape through it (70)

>>48200220
50

>>48200189
>>B. Run past the soldiers, and endure the gunfire (50)

>>48200217
One doesn't, but how about a few hundred?

>>48200189
>C. Create a hole in the ceiling and escape through it (70)

Rolled 21, 19, 11 = 51 (3d100)

>>48200280
ok her eis 3 hundred

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>>48200305
Oh, that bodes poorly for you

>>48200314
aw dang :[

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>>48200276
>>48200217
>>48200208
>>48200204
ROLL

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>48200350

rolllll

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>48200350

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>48200350
LOL ROFL LOL

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>48200350

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>48200350

RNGesus has given us his blessing

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>>48200386
>>48200370
>>48200364
>>48200362
>>48200360
>>48200358

It it a blessing? Letting you get even deeper into the castle and further from the exit?

>>48200422
At least we got named kills.

Come to think of it, our first named kill was Tao, wasn't it?

>>48200422
Noo...

>>48200422
The soldiers came from deeper in the castle instead of the courtyard where they all were? SOM retconning to railroad us.

>>48200456
Yes. Tao. Who we killed. And will not be back.

>>48200488
Well if Tao comes back, that means Pasta was our first named kill!

<3 you always remember your first <3

>>48200456
>>48200466
>>48200467
Fuck, I forgot which vote won, sorry, rewriting

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>>48200360
>>48200362
>>48200364
>>48200370
You exit your cover behind the pillar, and rush toward the wave of soldiers, all of whom open fire immediately.

Hundreds of bullets strike your skin, and you find yourself cringing in pain, slowing from the onslaught of projectiles striking you.

"STOP HIM!" the creature roars behind you, and the soldiers do their best to comply, firing everything they have at you.

But, though they can hurt you, they can't stop you, and you leap over their heads, landing behind them and running down the corridor.

More bullets come flying, striking you in the back, but you ignore the pain and push on, retracing your steps and making your way toward the exit.

You make it to the courtyard, finding more soldiers waiting, along with the airships circling above.

Before you have time to plan a course of action, you hear a shrill cry behind you, and someone tackles you to the ground.

"WHERE IS IT?!" the shrill voice demands. "WHERE IS MY RUBY?!"

Punches rain down on the back of your head, causing you pain and temporarily stunning you.

"WHERE IS IT?!"

>A. Ask who he is

>B. Shake him off (60)

>C. Get up and run with him on your back

>D. Something else

>>48200592
>B. Shake him off (60)

>>48200592
>>B. Shake him off (60)

>>48200592

>D. Something else

Jump high
Land on back

Optionally break off a piece of energy/warmth and hit own back with it

>>48200592
>>D. Something else
"Destroyed by Korin of the Great Tower you'll never see it again you ugly fuck"

>>48200592
>>B. Shake him off (60)
We need distance and lots of it.

>>48200592
>B. Shake him off.

>>48200592
Whats the dc to flip him over us and use him as shield for a bit?

>>48200671
75

>>48200592
>B. Shake him off (60)

>>48200592
"I gave it to the king, he has it now. It's probably in his stomach by now."

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>>48200710
>>48200668
>>48200641
>>48200619
>>48200606
ROLL

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>48200749

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>48200749

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>48200749
BITCH
storefronts.jpg

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>48200749

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>>48200759
>>48200756
>>48200754
>>48200769

>>48200754
>>48200756
>>48200759
Fuck this, fuck you, I'm going to go and make my own thread, with blackjack and hookers. Aside from the shitty luck, it's still a good thread SOM. But it seems like Tofoo is just S.P.E.C.I.A.

>>48200794
Wut?

>>48200800
Tofoo is:
Strong
Perceptive
Enduring
Charismatic
(Somewhat) Intelligent
Agile
But not Lucky

>>48200754
>>48200756
>>48200759
>>48200769
You thrash around, trying desperately to shake your attacker off, but he holds tight, nails digging into your skin as he struggles to keep his grip.

He yells, and his head slams into the back of yours, stunning you for a moment and giving him the chance to punch you again, slamming your face into the ground.

Feet appear in your field of vision, and you get the feeling that the soldiers have surrounded the two of you.

"Captain, please," one of them shouts. "King Gurumes wants him brought back alive."

"NO! I NEED TO KNOW WHERE MY RUBY IS!"

He continues raining punches down on top of you.

"WHERE IS IT?!" he shrieks. "TELL ME!"

"Sir, plea-" a soldier starts before the man shrieks again.

"TELL ME!"

His hand slips under you, wrapping around your throat and beginning to squeeze.

"TELL ME!"

>A. Tell him that it was destroyed

>B. Lie and tell him that you hid it in the valley

>C. Try to get away from him again (50)

>D. Don't say anything

>E. Something else

>>48200889
>C. Try to get away from him again (50)

>>48200889
>A. Tell him that it was destroyed
>C. Try to get away from him again (50)

>>48200889
>E. Something else
Kamehameha propulsion to get off the ground fast.

>>48200906
75

>>48200889
>E. I need.... I need... a tailor BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS!
But really
>C. Try to get away from him again (50)

>>48200889
>C. Try to get away from him again (50)

>>48200913
Too risky. Never mind then

>C. Try to get away from him again (50)

>>48200889
Would telling him that the king took it lower the dc?

>>48200942
No

>>48200889
>C. Try to get away from him again (50)
Fuck this guy

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>>48201014
>>48200930
>>48200929
>>48200926
>>48200903
>>48200902
ROLL

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>48201037

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>48201037

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>48201037

rollin

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>48201037
Videl's heavenly ass guide my dice.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>48201037
OK
>>48201048
jajaja

Rolled 86, 1, 9, 98, 87, 76 = 357 (6d100)

>>48201037
I'll save us! :D

>>48201061
>Videl's heavenly ass guide my dice.

lel Videl ain't having your shit

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>48201091
Ass is for niggers.

videl's heavenly ~breasts~ guide my dice

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>>48201061

>>48201048
>>48201055
>>48201057
Once again, you thrash about desperately in an effort to throw this man off of you. And, this time, you succeed.

With a shrill cry, he is thrown back, allowing you to get back to your feet.

Ypu spin around and kick him in the face as he starts to get up, slamming the back of his head into the ground, knocking him out cold.

But, at that moment, the soldiers open fire, and hundreds of bullets strike your body, causing you to hiss in pain and instinctively raise your arms to try and protect yourself.

You're surrounded, and there are men with turrets on the walls, and airships above you. This does not look good.

>A. Surrender

>B. Use the Afterimage technique to get past the soldiers that are surrounding you (60)

>C. Use the Afterimage technique to retreat back into the castle (55)

>D. Get onto one of the aircraft and use it to escape (75)

>E. Scale the wall and climb to the roof (85)

>>48201134
>B. Use the Afterimage technique to get past the soldiers that are surrounding you (60)

>>48201134
NOW can we use the Kamehameha's push to escape?
We can also kill Thinman by having him be the aiming point.

>>48201134
>B. Use the Afterimage technique to get past the soldiers that are surrounding you (60)
Speaking of quests with blackjack and hookers, any pointers for running quests?

>>48201134
>>B. Use the Afterimage technique to get past the soldiers that are surrounding you (60)

>>48201154
Be prepared to have a lot of mistakes to clean up. I've made so many fuckups I've lost count, so you have to be able to deal with them when they happen and try to learn from them.

>>48201152
80

>>48201134
>B. Use the Afterimage technique to get past the soldiers that are surrounding you (60)

>>48201152
Kamehameha takes time, and we're currently being shot to shit.

>>48201154
1. Troll your questers constantly. The trolling is more entertaining than the story
2. Include waifu and fetish. The dick is a great motivator
3. Start out as a low powered muggle in a harsh and unforgiving world, that has to rely more on his wits than his superpowers.
...
Bahahahaha
3. Give the players a total power fantasy where they can retard attackmove through things by relying on dicerolls and superpowers to free win

Rolled 57, 11, 41, 91, 14, 21, 67, 89, 75 = 466 (9d100)

>>48201134
>B. Use the Afterimage technique to get past the soldiers that are surrounding you (60)
I'd better clear out some of the rolls below 60!

>>48201134
>>D. Get onto one of the aircraft and use it to escape (75)

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>>48201197
>>48201180
>>48201164
>>48201154
>>48201147
ROLL

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>48201240

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>48201240
sdfksdfkksdfw blop

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>48201240

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>48201240

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>48201240
Roll

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>>48201253
>>48201250
>>48201248
>>48201244
>>48201242

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>48201240
Am I late?

>>48201253
No. No you can't do that why?

>>48201189
>>48201176
Solid advice, now I just need to think of a setting, I could always do one of the big anime that I know well and seem pretty popular, but would people go for more than one at once?
Or a half-baked vaguely anime thing bouncing around in the old noggin.

>>48201303
Up to you, whichever you'd most enjoy

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>>48201242
>>48201244
>>48201248
>>48201250
>>48201253

>>48201303
Do Boondocks
That's a popular anime

>>48201266
it's like Saiyan Quest all over again!

>>48201324
>Someone rolls for an encounter
>It's a cop

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"Did I ever tell you about that Tofoo kid I knew? Just vanished one day."

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>>48201242
>>48201244
>>48201248
You ready yourself to use the Afterimage technique, but the gunfire becomes too much for you to handle.

Between the beating you received from that monster, the energy you used fighting, the attack of that crazy captain, and now the shots you're enduring, it's all too much.

You fall to the ground, curling into a ball in an effort to protect your vital areas. Soldiers move in, and you kick with your right foot, knocking one over and prompting others to shoot you again.

You're lifted by your arms by two soldiers, and dragged back toward the castle, the other soldiers surrounding you and keeping their weapons at the ready in case you try to escape.

You've lost.

The soldiers drag you down the various corridors, bringing you to the throne room and throwing you inside. They keep guard at the entrance, guns pointed at you and ready to fire at any moment.

The colossal creature stands over you, green slime leaking from his mouth as he stares down at you.

"You killed my two top lieutenants," he growls. "And so many of my soldiers. You wrecked my castle, and tried to kill me."

>A. Ask who he is

>B. Ask why he's destroying the Kingdom

>C. Apologize

>D. (Bargain) Tell him you can show him where the Sleeping Princess is if he lets you live

>E. Something else

>>48201399
I wouldn't've named our kid Trunks, that's for sure.

>>48201402
>A. Ask who he is
>B. Ask why he's destroying the Kingdom

Aw shit, who here's good at negotiations

>>48201402
>B. Ask why he's destroying the Kingdom
>>C. Apologize
>>>D. I know where the Sleeping Princess is

>>48201402
>>A. Ask who he is
>>B. Ask why he's destroying the Kingdom

>>48201402
>A. Ask who he is
>B. Ask why he's destroying the Kingdom

>>48201424
"Who are you?" you ask the creature. "And why are you destroying the Kingdom?"

"I am King Gurumes," the creature rumbles. "And I ordered my soldiers to search for Blood Rubies."

A terrible odor fills your nostrils, and you have to struggle not to vomit from it.

"Why are you here?" he demands. "And why did you attack? Give me one good reason I should let you leave alive."

>A. Tell him that if he lets you go, you'll show him where the Sleeping Princess is

>B. (Lie) This is just a misunderstanding, you wanted to bring him the book his men were searching for

>C. You're just a kid

>D. Something else

>>48201531
>>C. You're just a kid

>>48201531
>A. Tell him that if he lets you go, you'll show him where the Sleeping Princess is

>>48201531
>>D. Something else
You shouldn't. I just made your organization look like chumps. Better to end me now than let me come back after healing up and fight you without your men

>>48201531
>A. Tell him that if he lets you go, you'll show him where the Sleeping Princess is

>>48201531
>A. But tell him that you can lead them to the Sleeping Princess
That way we at least have an army with us at the fucking hive of demons, or a chance to escape in the chaos.

>>48201531
>A. Tell him that if he lets you go, you'll show him where the Sleeping Princess is

Well at least we took out 2 of his lieutennants.

>>48201556
You decide to try and bargain your way out of this mess, promising the king that if he lets you go, you'll show him where the Sleeping Princess is.

"What?" he growls. "You know where she is?"

He looks to his soldiers. "Bring a feast at once, and bring this boy a chair to sit in! Hurry!"

Soldiers rush to do as they're told, and Gurumes stares down at you.

"If you are telling the truth, I'll let you go, and give you a great reward," he promises. "But, if you're lying..."

He turns to the nearest pillar and punches through it.

You get the message.

>End updates

That's all for tonight, guys, hope you had fun

Follow me @qmdralo to see when threads are up

And, as always, I'll stick around for a while

So, what's our plan there, boys?

>>48201664
Sheeeeit.

Q. How could we have NOT gotten ourselves in this mess?

Q. Are we gonna get out of this mess?

Q. Is it possible for us to beat Gurumes, if we're rested and we come prepared?

>>48201664
Thanks for running, if we were going to fight him directly without retreating, how fucked would we have been on a scale of 1 to 10?

>>48201664
Each movie villain is stronger than the last right? (Except Broly in 2 & 3, even with Zenkai he's probably comparable to Bojack, but nowhere near Perfect Cell). So if Lucifer and Gurumes get into a confrontation, Gurumes is likely to lose, right?

>>48201678
Try not to die, I imagine

>>48201689
Left after your fight with Pasta and Vango, wiped out more of the soldiers, found an alternate route to escape

Maybe

Very unlikely

>>48201698
11

>>48201703
That's the way the writers describe it, but as you can see I'm taking liberties with these movies, so don't expect "oh, villain 3 is stronger than villain 2"

>>48201678
Recover our strength, train on that energy enhance strength technique and get better at it so we can power up fast when striking and power back down quickly to not waste strength, since we have to make our fists and kicks stronger instead of relying on energy attacks.

>>48201678
Set Gurumes and his army on the demon tower

Gank whoever stays behind, organise a "revolt" of the people and the soldiers

Rest up

Waylay Gurumes' supply train

Head over and snipe whatever part of Gurumes' army and supplies he leaves exposed when he clashes with the demons

Fuck off before Gurumes can wreck us

Continue waylaying his supplies

Once he's hungry, we can get him

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>>48201678
I leave for an hour and this is what happens
Great. Perfect. Fan-fucking-tastic.
But we can fix this. Som wouldn't trap us without a way out.
My suggestion is that we go along with it, lead him as far of track as we can and run the clock till we get healed.

>>48201730
He's always hungry

>>48201664
Thanks for running SOM, and thanks for the advice.
Hmm, I think I'll try out Half-Boiled Vaguely Anime Quest, and if that doesn't work, try something more seasoned, I can always go back to it later.

>>48201744
Hungry and without food.

Where are Goku, Krillin, Bulma, Oolong, and the others?

>>48201744
Man, why'd we kill Pasta? She was top waifu tier.
Also, SOM. What makes it so that if we hit most people with an energy attack they die, but whenever we hit the Pilaf Gang with one they just end up twitching on the ground with funny expressions?

>>48201769
Out training hard
In Chi-chi
Tryna get a BF
mooching off bulma

>>48201745
Good luck, anon

>>48201743
>Implying you'll be strong enough to win even when healed

>>48201769
Goku is roaming the world in search of challenges

Krillin is at the top of Korin Tower

Bulma and Oolong are in the city

Roshi got a new house from Capsule Corp and returned to his island

>>48201779
Gag character physics, and they were in metal suits

>>48201782
>In Chi-chi

But anon, they aren't even married yet