Let us geode, fornicator of mothers!

The sun hangs high over the mountains as you race away from Jingle Village, searching for the cave the chief told you of.

It seems strange that a new quest is beginning so soon after your last one came to an end, but you suppose that experience is the best form of training, and that, whatever happens, you will probably come out stronger for it.

Racing toward the nearest mountain, you quickly run around the base, looking for a cave. And, before long, you spot one.

Getting closer and looking inside, you can see that it's not a very large cave. You can also see that the chief was right. There are several bears sleeping in the cave; odd, as you thought they usually slept alone.

At the back of the cave, you spot what appear to be two books.

Now, all you have to do is get to them.

>A. Try to get the books without waking the bears (55)

>B. Just grab the books, let the bears do what they want

>C. Something else

>>48181944
>A. Try to get the books without waking the bears (55)

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>>48182039
ROLL

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>48182058

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>48182058
must be a slow night tonight

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>>48182077
Jesus, Anime

>>48182087
At least I'm finally out of my low rolling funk.

I hope.

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>>48182077
YOOO

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>>48182077
>>48182082
Not wanting to wake up a bunch of sleeping bears, you move as silently as you can to the back of the cave, picking up the books and leaving the way you came.

Once outside of the cave, you take a better look at the two books, finding one to be much larger and older looking than the other.

Figuring it to be the book the soldiers were looking for, you open it up, flipping through pages of words you don't understand. You think this book was written in a different language.

There is a map, but you can't tell where on it the Devil's Castle is supposed to be located.

>A. Read the smaller book

>B. Try to think of someone who might know this older language

>C. Ask the chief if he can read it

>D. Forget the map for now, go to the kingdom of King Gurumes

>>48182160
>>A. Read the smaller book

>>48182160
>A. Read the smaller book
>C. Ask the chief if he can read it
>B. Try to think of someone who might know this older language

Our best bet if the chief can't read it would probably be Korin, or Roshi, he's been around for a while.

>>48182192
>>48182179
You open up the smaller book, finding that it's actually a journal.

"I don't get why Moe thought it was a good idea to raid this little village. They hardly had anything worth any money, and the stuff they did have we could have easily gotten without travelling into this frozen wasteland. For some reason, Moe seems really happy with the trip, though. Especially that book he took. He's been reading it a lot. I don't get how; I don't even recognize the language it's written in, but he says it'll tell us where to find something really valuable. A "princess" is what he calls it. I think he's just finally losing it. Anyhow, he says he knows where to go, so I guess the rest of us are just going to have to go along with him."

That wasn't too much help, but you guess it confirms that the larger book is what the soldiers were looking for.

But, you still can't read it. Maybe Korin or Master Roshi could. After all, they're both pretty old. It couldn't really hurt to ask one of them.

>A. Go to Korin

>B. Go to Master Roshi

>C. Something else

>>48182366
>>A. Go to Korin

>>48182366
>A. Go to Korin

>>48182366
>>A. Go to Korin

>>48182366
>A. Go to Korin

>>48182397
Korin's got to have been around for a really long time. If there's one person you know that could have been around when this language was used, it would be him.

But, it will be a long journey to the Land of Korin, so you know that you'd better get started right away. You dash off into the forest, making your way out of the mountains and heading in the direction of the massive tower that stands above the clouds.

You make good progress, but you still have a ways to go when the sun goes down.

Deciding to make the rest of the journey tomorrow, you fall asleep.

That night, you have odd dreams. You see yourself with Bulma, Mai, Launch, Lazuli, Ranfan, and even Suno. For some reason, they all seem to want to be as close to you as possible, and in your dreams, they spend a lot of time touching you and flirting with you, acting nothing like they do in the real world.

And for some reason, in your dreams, you enjoy it. But, when you wake up, you just feel really weird about it.

>A. Make the rest of the trip to Korin Tower

>B. Take some time to collect your thoughts; go get some water and something to eat

>C. Go hit your head against a tree

>D. Something else

>>48182575
>C. Go hit your head against a tree
>A. Make the rest of the trip to Korin Tower

>>48182575
>C. Go hit your head against a tree
>A. Make the rest of the trip to Korin Tower

>>48182575
>C. Go hit your head against a tree
>A. Make the rest of the trip to Korin Tower

>>48182575
A and C

>>48182575
>D. Attend to power pole

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>>48182591
You go over to the nearest tree and hit your head against it over and over in an effort to get the images from last night's dreams out of your head, knocking it over in the process.

This leaves you with a splitting headache, and for some reason, a pain in your chest.

Ignoring the discomforts, you resume your journey to Korin Tower, racing through the forests until you can see the enormous structure in the distance. As you draw closer, you spot a small fire outside of Bora and Upa's tipi. Not seeing your two friends, you decide to just climb the tower.

You race upward, moving slower than you really should be after your training with Korin. It takes you a moment to remember that you're wearing weighted training clothes, so you shed the weighted articles of clothing and begin the climb from the start.

Now, you're moving at incredible speeds, and before too long, you spot someone else making the climb; a small figure in a yellow outfit that you recognize as belonging to the Orin Temple.

Krillin.

>A. Stop and say hello

>B. Go past him and climb to the top

>C. Go to Roshi instead, let Korin focus on Krillin

>D. Something else

>>48182575
>>A. Make the rest of the trip to Korin Tower
Are we finally noticing girls?
Ara ara Saiyan when Som?

>>48182806
>>B. Go past him and climb to the top

>>48182806
>>A. Stop and say hello

Do we have some sort of heart virus?

>>48182806
>>D. Something else
Try to stealth passed him

>>48182806
>B. Go past him and climb to the top

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>>48182806
>B. Go past him and climb to the top
>Gottagofast.png

>>48182806
>so you shed the weighted articles of clothing and begin the climb from the start.

man wut? What about them GAINZ?

>>48182869
Seconding.

>>48182878
It would take a full day to climb otherwise

>Getting waifus out of your head

But why? Why would you do that?

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>>48182926
We're busy thinking about fightan and GAINZ
Tofoo is in the springtime of his youth and youth is not something to be wasted.

>>48182961
I'm still glad I brought up that comparison.

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>>48182961
catchy slogan

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>>48182821
You don't have time to stop and chat with Krillin, so you move right past him, going up so quickly that you aren't even sure if he registers that you're there.

The amount of time it takes you to make the climb now compared to how long it used to take you is pretty staggering, and it feels like no time at all when you've reached the top, entering Korin's room and finding the cat waiting for you.

"Tofoo, I saw you climbing up," the cat says, walking over. "Almost scared your friend there off the tower."

He stares at you for a few seconds, before turning away from you.

"So, you wanna know how to get to Devil's Castle," he says. "Well, I don't know where it is, but you brought me a book that'll tell us that."

>A. Ask how he knew that

>B. Give him the book

>C. Ask if he knows anything about King Gurumes

>D. Ask what he knows about Blood Rubies

>E. Ask if he knows anything about the Sleeping Princess or the Devil's Castle

>F. Something else

>>48183078
>>A. Ask how he knew that
>B. Give him the book
>D. Ask what he knows about Blood Rubies

>>48183078
>A. Ask how he knew that
>B. Give him the book
>D. Ask what he knows about Blood Rubies

>>48183078
>B. Give him the book
>D. Ask what he knows about Blood Rubies

>>48183078
>B. Give him the book
>C. Ask if he knows anything about King Gurumes
>D. Ask what he knows about Blood Rubies

>>48183088
"How'd you know all that?" you ask the cat.

"I can read minds, remember?" he asks, approaching his little table and clearing some space. "Now let's see that book of yours."

You set the book down in front of him, and he flips through the pages until he finds the map. He strokes his whiskers, chuckling to himself.

"Well, that figures," he says. "Devil's Castle is on the Devil's Hand. Really should have guessed that much."

He gets up and walks over to his dresser, rifling through it until he locates another map. Going back to the table, he sits down and circles a mountain on the map before rolling it back up and handing it to you.

"Devil's Hand is a big mountain that looks almost like a hand," Korin explains. "Supposedly, the area around it is cursed, and lots of people disappear in there. If the story's true, there's probably a lot of demons on the mountain, which would explain why people don't usually come back."

Well, one mystery solved.

"Korin, do you know anything about Blood Rubies?" you ask.

"Rare gem," he answers. "Extremely valuable, but I wouldn't recommend collecting them. They carry a terrible curse that twists the victim into an embodiment of one of their worst traits."

>A. Tell Korin that you have a Blood Ruby

>B. Make a note to get rid of the ruby when you can

>C. Ask Korin what he knows about the Sleeping Princess, Devil's Castle, and Lucifer

>D. Ask if he knows anything about King Gurumes

>E. Something else

>>48183309
>>B. Make a note to get rid of the ruby when you can
>C. Ask Korin what he knows about the Sleeping Princess, Devil's Castle, and Lucifer
lust/waifus are our worst trait, or just women?

>>48183309
>A. Tell Korin that you have a Blood Ruby
>C. Ask Korin what he knows about the Sleeping Princess, Devil's Castle, and Lucifer

>>48183309
>A. Tell Korin that you have a Blood Ruby
"Any ideas on the best way to get rid of it, rather not it fall into someones hands by accident."
>C. Ask Korin what he knows about the Sleeping Princess, Devil's Castle, and Lucifer

>>48183309
>A. Tell Korin that you have a Blood Ruby
>B. Make a note to get rid of the ruby when you can
>C. Ask Korin what he knows about the Sleeping Princess, Devil's Castle, and Lucifer

>>48183309
>C. Ask Korin what he knows about the Sleeping Princess, Devil's Castle, and Lucifer
>D. Ask if he knows anything about King Gurumes

>>48183309
>C
>D
We selling Dem Rubies
Gotta get paid some how

>>48183361
"I have a blood Ruby," you tell Korin. "Any idea on how I should get rid of it?"

"Give it here," Korin says, holding out his paw.

You pull the ruby from your shirt, and hand it to him, only for him to crush it in his hand a second later.

"They're pretty tough, but if you're strong enough you can crush them," Korin tells you. "I'd also suggest taking a bath when you get the chance."

"So, do you know anything about the Sleeping Princess, Devil's Castle, or Lucifer?" you ask.

"Not much, the legend was old even when I was a kitten," Korin tells you. "The sleeping princess is supposed to be beautiful and have mystic powers, Lucifer's supposed to be wicked and strong, and Devil's Castle is where he rules from. Other than that, I can't tell you too much."

"Know anything about King Gurumes?" you ask.

"No, but I know his Kingdom," Korin answers. "Mostly farmers, usually a pretty peaceful place."

>A. Ask for directions to the Kingdom

>B. Go to Gurumes' Kingdom

>C. Head for Devil's Castle

>D. Ask what he can tell you about demons

>E. Something else

>>48183490
>D. Ask what he can tell you about demons
>B. Go to Gurumes' Kingdom

>>48183490
>D. Ask what he can tell you about demons
>A. Ask for directions to the Kingdom

>>48183490
>D. Ask what he can tell you about demons
>A. Ask for directions to the Kingdom

>>48183490
>>B. Go to Gurumes' Kingdom
>>D. Ask what he can tell you about demons
Demon Waifu??

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>>48183561
"What do you know about demons?" you ask Korin.

"More than I'd like to," he answers. "Most of them are a lot older than I am, strong too. They're ugly, nasty, and love to cause trouble. But, there aren't as many of them running around here as there used to be. In fact, it's been about three hundred years since one caused enough trouble to put humankind at any real risk."

Well, you guess you know to be careful if you encounter any demons on your journey.

With that settled, you ask Korin how to get to Gurumes' Kingdom.

He points you in the right direction, and you leave immediately, heading down the tower even faster than you climbed it, and passing Krillin on the way down.

Once you reach the bottom, you put your weighted clothes back on, and run in the direction Korin pointed you as fast as your legs will take you. Racing into the woods, you leave the Land of Korin, rapidly moving toward the Kingdom of Gurumes.

But, you run so fast that when a young girl comes out from behind a tree, you can't stop yourself in time. You dig your heels into the ground, slowing yourself enough not to seriously hurt either of you, but still crashing into her and falling on top of her.

"Hey! Get off!" she shouts, roughly pushing you away and standing back up.

She looks to be your age, and reminds you a bit of Suno in appearance. She has similar red hair, but where Suno is almost always smiling, this girl looks ready to beat you up. She's wearing a baseball cap and an outfit that doesn't exactly strike you as good for a walk in the woods.

"What's the big idea?" she demands. "Can't you watch where you're going?"

>A. Apologize

>B. Tell her you didn't see her

>C. Ask who she is

>D. Ask what she's doing way out here

>E. Something else

>>48183689
>A. Apologize
>B. Tell her you didn't see her
>D. Ask what she's doing way out here

>>48183689
>A. Apologize
>B. Tell her you didn't see her
>D. Ask what she's doing way out here

>>48183689
>A. Apologize
>B. Tell her you didn't see her
>C. Ask who she is
>D. Ask what she's doing way out here

>>48183689
>>B. Tell her you didn't see her
>>C. Ask who she is
>>D. Ask what she's doing way out here

>>48183689
>E. Eyy bb u wan sum fuk?

>>48183769
"Sorry, I didn't see you," you tell her. "Who are you?"

"My name's Pansy," she says, dusting herself off. "And it's okay, I guess."

"What are you doing way out here?" you ask her.

"I'm going South," she says, pointing in that direction. "I need to find Master Roshi."

>A. Ask why

>B. You know where Master Roshi lives, you can take her there

>C. Ask if she knows if King Gurumes lives nearby

>D. Something else

>>48183893
>A. Ask why
>C. Ask if she knows if King Gurumes lives nearby

>>48183893
>A. Ask why
>B. You know where Master Roshi lives, you can take her there

>>48183893
>A. Ask why
>C. Ask if she knows if King Gurumes lives nearby

>>48183893
>>C. Ask if she knows if King Gurumes lives nearby
>A. Ask why
Willing to give directions, but I want to fight a demon

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>>48183913
"Why?" you ask her.

"Uh...because he's powerful!" she tells you as if the answer should have been beyond obvious. "He can save my home from the king's men."

"The King?" you ask.

She nods. "King Gurumes! His soldiers have been destroying our land, killing our crops, and pushing us all around!"

"Does he live close to here?" you ask her.

Pansy nods, turning and pointing. "His castle's in the valley right over there. Why?"

>A. Because you need to see him

>B. Tell her she doesn't need Master Roshi, you can handle this

>C. Something else

>>48184060
>A. Because you need to see him

>>48184060
>A. Because you need to see him
>B. Tell her that she doesn't need Master Roshi, you can handle this

>>48184060
>>A. Because you need to see him

>>48184060
>>A. Because you need to see him
>>B. Tell her she doesn't need Master Roshi, you can handle this
>>C.Give her a short run down of our life story

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>>48184087
>>48184112
"I need to see him," you tell Pansy.

"You're nuts," she tells you. "Nobody just goes and sees the king. He doesn't see anybody but his soldiers. Every time one of the grown up tries to go to the palace and talk to him, his soldiers beat them up and send them home."

"Trust me," you tell her. "You don't need Master Roshi. I can handle this."

Pansy looks at you like you're out of your mind.

"You're completely nuts," she comments. "Seriously, they won't let you in."

Well, then, you won't just ask for permission.

Running in the direction Pansy pointed, you find yourself atop a ridge overlooking a huge valley. At one point, it was probably quite lovely, but now it just looks awful. Machines are everywhere you look, digging up the land around scattered buildings you guess are farms. Smoke rises from many areas, and sitting above it all is a large castle.

"It's terrible, isn't it?" Pansy asks bitterly, coming to your side. "This place was beautiful until King Gurumes found the Blood Rubies. Now he's destroying everything looking for more!"

You look for a way down, but don't see any paths. You guess you'll have to jump.

"Hey, are you even listening?" Pansy asks.

>A. Grab her and jump down

>B. Jump down by yourself

>C. Go to the buildings and look for some of the people

>D. Head for the castle

>>48184231
>B. Jump down by yourself

>>48184231
>>B. Jump down by yourself

>>48184231
Tell her where Master Roshi lives then
>B. Jump down by yourself

>>48184231
>>B. Jump down by yourself

>>48184265
You jump down from the ridge, landing in the valley and taking a look around.

There are machines everywhere, most manned by large, hairy men who seem to be constantly frowning as they dig up everything in search of those rubies.

They don't seem to pay much attention to you, so you walk by them in peace, slowly making your way toward the castle.

It's sitting on a plateau overlooking the valley, and is quite large and impressive looking. Some sort of track leads up to the castle gates, and sprawls all over the valley, apparently being used to move carts around.

The closer you get to the castle, the more soldiers you see. Many of them look your way, but they probably figure you're one of the local kids, and since you don't seem to be causing any trouble, they leave you be.

However, when you approach the ramp leading up to the castle gates, half a dozen armed guards approach you, guns at the ready.

"What do you think you're doing, kid?" the nearest soldier asks. "You know the rules; this area is off limits."

>A. Ask why

>B. But you need to speak with the king

>C. Beat them up

>D. You aren't from around here

>E. Tell them you won't leave until you see the king

>F. Something else

>>48184400
>C. Beat them up

>>48184400
>C. Beat them up

>>48184400
>D. You aren't from around here
>C. Beat them up

>>48184400
>D. You aren't from around here
>E. Tell them you won't leave until you see the king
>C. Beat them up

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>>48184400

>D. You aren't from around here

>E. Tell them you won't leave until you see the king

>C. Beat them up

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>>48184445
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHsqtVGo0CE

"I'm not from around here," you tell them. "And I won't leave until I see the king."

The soldiers laugh, and one steps forward.

"I see, we got us a little comedian," he comments. "Let's see if we can't beat that out of you."

He attempts to strike you in the head with the butt of his rifle, but you raise your palm, catching it before he can hit you.

Lifting the gun, and the man along with it, you toss both over your shoulder, sending them flying away from the ramp and crashing into the ground.

"Big mistake, kid!" one of the soldiers says, firing his gun at you.

You move faster than he can keep track of, and punch him in the gut, causing him to drop his gun and collapse to his knees. Another soldier fires at your back, but you do a backflip and kick him in the face, knocking him into another soldier, and knocking both over.

The other two fire at you, one pulling out a radio and shouting into it.

"Send reinforcements! We're under attack!"

The castle gates open, and soldiers come pouring out. Soon, you find yourself in the middle of a storm of bullets, ducking and weaving your way around in an effort to avoid them all.

Hooking your foot behind a soldier's ankle, you sweep his leg out from under him, catching his gun as it falls from his hand. Continuing to dodge bullets, you crush and bend the gun, making it into a small staff, which you use to deflect bullets as you run into the crowd of soldiers, leaping into the air and diving right into the thick of them.

Punches, kicks, bullets, and rifle-butts are thrown at you, but you dodge or block all of them, taking down the soldiers in rapid succession.

"Out of the way!" a loud voice demands.

The soldiers clear a path, and a tall, muscular man approaches, cracking his knuckles.

"What do we have here?" he asks. "You idiots are letting a kid do this to you?"

"V-Vango!" a soldier stammers. "He's really strong."

>Continued

>>48184400
>C. Beat them up

Yeah no we're coming in

>>48184667
"Is he?" the big guy asks, staring down at you. "Then back away, boys, I'll straighten out this little runt!"

He raises his fists, ready for a fight.

>A. Throw your staff aside

>B. Attack with your staff

>C. Defend with your staff

>D. Attack unarmed

>E. Defend unarmed

>F. Afterimage attack

>G. Something else

>>48184688
>E. Defend unarmed

>>48184688
>>B. Attack with your staff
A big guy huh?

>>48184688
>B. Attack with your staff
Specifically thousand years of death with your staff.

>>48184688

>D. Attack unarmed

>>48184688
>>D. Attack unarmed

>>48184720
>>48184700
Well, we got us a deadlock

>>48184800
>D

>>48184800
ATTACK SOMEHOW

>>48184800
>D. Attack unarmed

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>>48184720
>>48184730
>>48184809
>>48184812
>>48184814
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hreOuit-iuA

You toss your staff aside, wanting to have this face man to man, fist to fist.

Vango continues to stare at you with a frown as you drop into a fighting stance.

With a yell, you launch yourself at the larger man, jumping right at him and throwing a powerful punch at his face.

Vango's hand shoots up, catching your fist, but you won't let your offensive be stopped so easily. You throw a kick that catches him in the jaw, forcing him to release you.

He takes a single step back, face pointed up at the sky.

Landing, you spring forward, aiming to hit him in the gut, but he kicks upward, catching you in the chest and kicking you up above his head. When you see his face, there's a grin on it, and his fist comes slamming up into your gut.

Spit flies from your mouth, and as he moves his fist, you begin falling toward the ground, only to receive an elbow to your back that sends you slamming down hard enough to get stuck in the stone.

"Come on, I thought you were tough," Vango comments, reaching down to grab you by the hair and lift you up.

He holds you in front of his face, frowning once again.

"Boring! I was hoping you'd put up a fight!"

>A. Kick yourself free, then use an Afterimage Attack

>B. Bear Shout

>C. Kamehameha

>D. Energy Shot

>E. Power Geyser (60)

>F. Ask how he's so strong

>G. Something else

>>48184921
>F. Ask how he's so strong
>B. Bear Shout

>>48184921
>B. Bear Shout

he's fucking asking for it.

>>48184921
>D. Energy shot, directly in his eyes.

>>48184921
>E. Power Geyser (60)

>>48184946
>>48184947
>>48184951
>>48184952
Good, let the hate flow through you

>>48184960
I like hate!
I want to cuddle with hate, enter into a long-term monogamous relationship with hate, and raise at least 6 children together with hate's love and support!

>>48184921
>>E. Power Geyser (60)
time to GET SERIOUS

>>48184960
I don't want to kill, merely cripple.

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>>48184921
>E. Power Geyser (60)

>MFW Power Geyser

>>48184960
He stuck his face in front of ours.

Really, not blasting him between the eyes with a mouth laser would be be a massive waste.

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>>48184952
>>48184997
>>48185007
ROLL

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>48185058
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>48185058

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>48185058

>>48185062
Anime, nooooo

>>48185068
Jesus

>>48185079
Unfortunate

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>48185068
well shit

>>48185062
>>48185068
>>48185079
You make me sick, we should have just Bear Shouted.

>>48185097
That is the correct answer

>>48185107
I agree entirely.

Ha ha weeaboos got burned with their shitty japanese fightan attack

>>48185062
>>48185068
>>48185079
You break free of the man's grip, dropping to the ground before jumping at the man and trying to uppercut him in the jaw.

He leans out of the way, punching you in the side of the head and sending you crashing into the ground once again. This time, when he grabs you, he seizes your ankle, throwing you above his head, and pulling back his fist as you begin to fall.

>A. Afterimage Attack!

>B. Block his attack as you come down

>C. Avoid the punch, land on his arm, and kick him in the face (30)

>D. Something else

>>48185107
retards saw a roll was involved and thought it was the best answer.

now we're going to get our shit pushed in.

>>48185158
>>B. Block his attack as you come down
Then counter with Bear Shout

>>48185158
>C. Avoid the punch, land on his arm, and kick him in the face (30)

>>48185158
>C. Avoid the punch, land on his arm, and kick him in the face (30)

>>48185158
>D. Yell at him to stop, all you wanted to see the king for was to tell him that he looked pretty.

>>48185168
>A. State your point calmly and clearly

>B. Get over it and move on

>C. Throw an EPIC ONLINE TANTRUM (60)

>D. Something else

>>48185215
>D. Tell the QM he looks pretty.

>>48185215
>>48185239
This

>>48185239
>>48185252
50

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>>48185260
>>48185252
>>48185239
>>48185215

Rolled 54, 48, 66 = 168 (3d100)

>>48185260

>>48185291
Well. That's that.
Thank you for your compliment.

>>48185279
You look pretty, SOM.

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>>48185190
>>48185196
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>48185334

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>48185334
No

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>48185334
>Update

>>48185334
The only thing rolling is my stomach, short haired Videl a worst Videl.

>>48185345
Preggers Videl = best videl.

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>>48185345
Bad taste

>>48185362
I want to reproduce with Ourani Baba. Them fortuneteller genetics man.

>>48185378
What if we hook up Goku with Baba, then waifu the child? Then our kids will have both saiyan AND fortuneteller genes. It's a genius plan.

>>48185336
>>48185341
>>48185340
You turn out of the way as Vango throws his punch, holding onto his arm and swinging yourself up so you can balance on top of it.

You run forward, giving the huge man a powerful kick to the face that knocks him flat on his back.

The soldiers give worried murmurs as you land, but Vango doesn't stay down long. His hand shoots out, catching you by the ankle and pulling you off your feet.

"Nice kick, kid," he says. "Now it's my turn!"

>A. Swing yourself up and head-butt him in the nose

>B. Try a Bearshout before he can kick you

>C. Try blocking the kick

>D. Kick him in the face with your free leg

>E. Something else

>>48185406
Wait.
Would that even work?

I don't think Goku would go for it.

It might be best if we just masturbate goku while he sleeps or something, collect the semen, and impregnate baba with it when she's not paying attention.

>>48185406
Or we can wish for Potara earings, have Goku and Baba wear them, then waifu Fortuneteller Bakarot.
Fortuneteller Bakarot art when?

>>48185417
>B. Try a Bearshout before he can kick you

>>48185417
>B. Try a Bearshout before he can attack us
Can we make a hand-bearshout? More of a wide attack than the Kamehameha, and a different color maybe?

>>48185417
>>B. Try a Bearshout before he can kick you
Would it be possible to shoot lasers out of our eyes

>>48185455
No hand-bearshout now, just the next time we train.

>>48185461
Since you have never seen that done, and would have perhaps two seconds to try it (95)

>>48185417
>B. Try a Bearshout before he can kick you
>>48185423
>>48185431
I can't decide on which of these I love the most, but since we don't know what the potara earrings are yet, I think jerking Goku off in his sleep and then artificially inseminating Baba is the best plan.

>>48185474
We can wish that Shenron could fuse Baba and Goku. Would that work? They're not stronger than Kami, and Shenron (well, Porunga) can defuse people.

>>48185513
If Shenron can in fact fuse people, then we should wish all of our waifus into one, hyper-waifu. That will stay young forver because Bulma will already.

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>>48185546
* You aren't sure how many waifus this counts as

* The waifu amalgamate presses her weight into you and starts rubbing

>Struggle
>Hug
>Bear Shout
>Tell the amalgamate she looks pretty

>>48185546
Oooh, that one's good. Then we won't need to put up with any waifu shitstorms, because we'll have all the waifus!
>>48185603
>Tell the amalgamate she looks pretty

>>48185603
>Tell the amalgamate she looks pretty
Is there any other answer?

>>48185610
>>48185621
Roll: DC 80

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>48185610
>>48185621
The amalgamate starts pulsing and vibrating unexpectedly

>>48185642

>>48185642
Nope

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>48185642
Satan guide my cock!

>>48185444
>>48185455
>>48185461
>>48185474
You open your mouth wide, preparing your Bear Shout technique, but you just don't have the time to use it before his foot comes slamming into your face.

Your vision swims, and you black out for a moment from the impact, being jarred awake as Vango shakes you around.

"Wake up, kid, we aren't done yet," he says, tossing you into the air.

Before you recover, he punches you in the gut as you fall, this time hard enough to force you into spitting out blood, knocking the air from your lungs and throwing you into the crowd of soldiers.

Their hands grip you, and you're unceremoniously thrown forward, landing face-first on the ground.

"Get up!" Vango shouts. "I don't think you've learned your lesson yet!"

With shaking arms, you push yourself back up, struggling to get back to your feet. You're out of breath, and quite sore. This guy is unbelievably strong, and what's worse, he seems to be taking a large amount of joy in harming you.

"Ready for the next round?" he asks, cracking his knuckles.

>A. Afterimage attack

>B. Bear Shout

>C. Kamehameha

>D. Energy Shot

>E. Wolf Fang Fist

>F. Afterimage into a Power Geyser (40)

>G. Defend

>H. Something else

>>48185676
>>F. Afterimage into a Power Geyser (40)

>>48185676
>>F. Afterimage into a Power Geyser (40)

>>48185676
(C)amehameha

>>48185676
>F. Afterimage into a Power Geyser (40)

>>48185676
Fuck it.
>F. Afterimage into Power Geyser (40)

>>48185676
>F. Afterimage into a Power Geyser (40)

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>>48185706
>>48185699
>>48185697
>>48185684
>>48185682
You may roll

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>48185767

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>48185767

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>48185767
Probs

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>48185767

>>48185779
>>48185787
>>48185791
Cutting it quite close there, anons

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>>48185787
Hoo boy, we actually nearly failed

So maybe we should of got some backup

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>>48185842
Hopefully Pansy runs into Goku or Master Roshi might actually come and go 100%

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>>48185779
>>48185787
>>48185791
You aren't going to let this big jerk beat you.

Running as fast as you can, you try to get as close as you possibly can. Predictably, Vango attempts to strike you before you have the chance to reach him.

But, to his shock, he kicks through a mere illusion, leaving himself wide open as the real you jumps up and uppercuts him in the jaw with enough force to knock him off his feet.

You land on top of him, slamming your knee into his gut, before slamming your fist down into his face, opening your palm and releasing a flash of brilliant light that causes him to shout in shock.

When you stand back up, you see that you've done real damage to the man. Good thing, too. You aren't sure how much longer you can keep this up.

He begins to sit up, and you jump back, watching as he manages to get back to his feet, looking quite angry this time around.

"You...." he growls. "I'll make you pay!"

"What's wrong, Vango?" a woman's voice asks. "Having trouble babysitting?"

You turn to see a pretty woman with long, blonde hair staring at you and Vango with an expression of distaste on her face.

"What's taking you so long?" she demands of the larger fighter. "Finish this runt and get back to work."

"I'm just trying to have some fun, Pasta!" Vango protests.

"We aren't getting paid for fun. In fact, if you don't get back to work soon, you won't be getting paid at all," the woman warns.

"Fine, I'll finish the kid," Vango says with a sigh.

>A. Attack Vango head-on with everything you have left (65)

>B. Bear Shout

>C. Kamehameha

>D. Double Afterimage

>E. Afterimage and run away

>F. Something else

>>48186032
>E. Tell Pasta she's pretty
>C. Kamehameha

>>48186032
>C. Kamehameha

>>48186032
>B

>>48186032
>C. Kamehameha

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>C. Kamehameha
Sometimes the classic is the best.

>>48186032
>>C. Kamehameha
>>F. Something else
Call Pasta pretty.

>>48186032
>C. Kamehameha

>>48186032
>C. Kamehameha
Got to go blast

>>48186093

>>>F. Something else
>Call Pasta pretty.
Also that

So you anons will all be pleased to learn that I convinced Som to make shit harder for you all from here on out. The difficulty level just went up. Just wanted to let you know that.

>>48186143
thx famalamashamylan.

have a thank (you).

>>48186143
Do we at least gain more XP now?

>>48186172
>thinking this quest uses XP

making a looooot of assumptions there

>>48186190
>thinking this quest doesn't use XP

Making a looooooot of assumptions there

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So how useful is the Freiza army armor anyway?

>>48186219
>thinking
Making a loooooot of assumptions there

>>48186190
>>48186219
>Thinking this is a quest and not an advanced art project
>Thinking 4chan is real
>Thinking the internet is real
>Thinking you're real
>Thinking

Making a looooooooooot of assumptions there

>>48186220
>It's Frieza's Army
Making a loooooot of assumptions
Wait, why did the revive Frieza first? Besides the plot.

>>48186244
*makes le assumptions ironyally*
ecks three X3

>>48186061
"Wow, you're pretty," you tell Pasta.

"Eyes on me, runt!" Vango says, stomping toward you.

Turning toward him, you cup your hands at your side, letting the warmth within you move to your hands as you say the word.

"Ka....me....ha....me......HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" you shout, firing a massive wave of blue light at Vango.

The big man stops, eyes going wide as your attack races toward him, engulfing him in the blinding light.

You hear him yell from within your blast, which suddenly explodes, kicking up dust everywhere and obscuring your vision of the man. When it clears away, you see Vango still standing, though badly scorched.

With a groan, he falls forward, collapsing to the ground and going still.

Turning around, you find Pasta smirking at you.

>A. Ask what she's smiling about

>B. Ask if she's happy you beat up her friend

>C. Charge at her

>D. Demand to see the king

>E. Something else

>>48186230
>>48186244
HIVEMIND

>>48186220
Strong against mooks weaker than you, can absorb some serious damage if their close to you in strength.

Raditz fight basically proved that.

>>48186273
>A. Ask what she's smiling about
>D. Demand to see the king

>>48186273
>>D. Demand to see the king

>>48186273
>E. Something else

What the fuck is going on here? I come here since this land is a beautiful and peaceful farming community. I show up, the land's a wreck, and soldiers try to rough me up.

Wtf happend here over the last year?

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Som, maybe part of making things harder is including more villains since the good guys have us tipping the scales.

Maybe villains like pic related.

>>48186273
>>E. Something else
Defend
I smell bullshit and there aren't any farms around

>>48186295
Seconding.

>>48186273
>A. Ask what she's smiling about
>C. Charge at her

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>>48186143
Indeed, the gloves have come off

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>>48186312
>>48186400

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>>48186400
But Bulma's the only one we know that wears gloves, are you saying she's the final boss?

>>48186400
som how do I shitpost

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>>48186400
Fine
Time to Fight Harder, Smarter, and with more Virility than ever before
MY BODY IS READY

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>>48186400

>>48186423
Depends if you decide to hook up with her

>>48186400
Blue Oak is better Oak

>>48186472
som how do i shitpost

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Do it for her

>>48186494
FINALLY

Someone who understands superior waifus!

>>48186295
>>48186298
"I want to see the King!" you tell her.

Pasta chuckles.

"What's so funny?" you demand.

There's an explosion at your feet and, you're thrown back, landing painfully on the ground not far from Vango.

Looking up, you see Pasta holding a pair of black devices which she proceeds to throw at you. You roll back and get to your feet, jumping away as they explode.

"Fast on your feet, aren't you?" Pasta asks, retrieving more.

>A. Afterimage attack

>B. Block

>C. Keep dodging (60)

>D. Charge right at her (80)

>E. Something else

>>48186536
>>D. Charge right at her (80)

>>48186536
>A. Afterimage attack

>>48186536
>>A. Afterimage attack

>>48186536
>A. Afterimage attack

But make it a double afterimage, because she's seen us use it before

>>48186536
>A. Afterimage attack

>>48186536
>>D. Charge right at her (80)
A bad idea, but a fun one

>>48186536
>E. Something else

throw our energy balls at her while didging.

>>48186536
>>C. Keep dodging (60)

>>48186536
>>B. Block
We have better endurance then we do speed
Tank the hit

>>48186550
You rush toward Pasta, who throws her explosives at you the first chance she gets, only to have them pass through an Afterimage.

She looks around, kicking through a second Afterimage, and leaving herself open for you to sweep her legs out from under her, knocking her onto her back.

She kicks up, catching you in the face and forcing you back before throwing another explosive right at your face.

>A. Afterimage out of the way (50)

>B. Bring up your hands and block

>C. Try that thing you did on the way to Jingle Village, maybe it will give you more speed (80)

>D. Duck (40)

>E. Something else

>>48186700
>Q. uack (40)

>>48186700
>D. Duck (40)

>>48186700
>>D. Duck (40)
Space duck!

>>48186739
>Q.uack
What the space fuck?

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>>48186739
>>48186720
>>48186714
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL

>>48186700
Can we Duck the rush in for the punish

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>48186846

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>48186846

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>48186846

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>48186846

>>48186846
dice+1d100

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>>48186872
>>48186875
>>48186878

>>48186878
can you tell i'm a fucking moron yet jesus

someone mind telling how rolls work

>>48186908
You put it in the options field

>>48186908
Options field

>>48186908
They're trolling, it goes in all fields.

>>48186861
>>48186869
>>48186872
You raise your arms to block the incoming explosive, shielding yourself from most of the damage.

Pasta gets back on her feet, but before she can throw another explosive, you run forward and punch her in the gut, sending her flying back and crashing into some soldiers.

With Vango down and Pasta apparently losing, the soldiers devolve into a panic, some shooting desperately while others flee toward the farms or retreat back into the castle.

Pasta starts to get back up, looking angry as she takes out more explosives.

>A. Take this chance to run into the castle

>B. Bear Shout

>C. Charge her (76)

>D. Something else

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>48186931
>>48186939

many thanks

rolling for fuck all now

>>48186950
>D. Could we try to shoot an explosive in her hands with light shot?

>>48186950
>>C. Charge her (76)

>>48186971
60

>>48186950
>C. Charge her (76)

>>48187001
I'd roll for it if people supported it.

>>48187001

Let's do dis!

>>48187001
Yeah sure let's do it

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>>48186950
Changing my vote to support
>>48186971
>>48187001

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>>48187041
>>48187022
>>48187020
>>48187012
>>48187001
Now, you have my permission to roll

>>48187001
This totally

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>48187071

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>48187071

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>48187071
Blow it up

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>48187071

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>48187071

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>>48187078
>>48187079
>>48187080
>>48187087
>>48187099

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>>48187078
>>48187079
>>48187080
>>48187087
>>48187099

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>>48187078
>>48187079
>>48187080
>>48187087
>>48187099
Hey Trunks. Did I ever tell you about that Tofoo kid I knew once?

Rolled 41 (1d100)

Fuck whoever rolled over me for >>48187020 (You)

>>48187134

rip

dice gods are spiteful

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>>48187147

RNGesus wants us dead.

Shit even the dice are on hard mode

So bombs and explosives are Tofoo's weakness?

>>48187078
>>48187079
>>48187080
You decide that, instead of running, blocking again, using the Afterimage to throw her off and score a clean hit, you are going to try and blast one of the explosives despite the fact that doing such a thing takes several seconds, and she's already getting ready to throw it.

What could possibly go wrong?

A lot, apparently.

As you try and get that warmth inside you into the right place, Pasta throws the explosive, hitting you right in the face.

You scream as your face begins to burn, and your vision goes black. You fall to the ground, writhing in agony as Pasta laughs from above you.

"Well, that was easier than I expected," she says. "Looks like Vango really was just being lazy."

You feel a foot on your chest, and hear the cock of a gun above you.

"Say goodbye, runt."

>End Updates

Well, hope you guys had fun

As always, I'll stick around for a while

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>>48187232
Thanks for running.

What girl likes us the most right now?

>>48187232
Welp.
Nice quest everyone, I sure had a lot of fun with it while it lasted.
>>48187234
Not the time man, not the time.

>>48187232
rip

>>48187251
Bulma/Suno

>>48187257
In the aaaaaaaaarms oooof the angels

>>48187232
INB4 Surprise Goku.

>>48187232
Well that was FUN
TRUE VIOLENCE WHEN

>>48187272
Glad to see you used Penny, Som. You said a few threads ago you probably couldn't.

>>48187275
Nope, he's someplace else

>>48187276
You took an explosive to the face, not violent enough for you?

>>48187272
>Bulma

Best Waifu confirmed!

>miss thread
>we ded because anons are dumb
>didn't even try to suplex anything
Shit thread guys.

>>48187288
Yeah, I was wrong

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>>48187290
oh come on Somnius have you already forgot.
ive been here since the start,
waiting.
AND I THINK ITS ABOUT TIME WE START THE GENOCIDE

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>>48187272
/ss/ with Bulma when?

>>48187276
When they wish us back, we'll go FULL RAMPAGE.
We'll track down Majunior's egg and make an omelette out of it, and then when Raditz come to take Gohan, we'll smash the kid, because if the Z Fighters can't have him, no one can.

>>48187343
She's less than four years older than you

>>48187339
Anon....

>>48187326
Where were you when they needed you, SuplexAnon? WHERE?!

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>>48187330

Did you expected things to go so pear shaped partly from bad RNG? Did we perhaps made Tofoo too reckless because we thought it's just regular muggles?

>>48187368
It was just bad RNG.

>>48187365
>Four years
Yeah but its a size thing Som.

>>48187386
You'll get taller

Oh, wait....

>>48187394
How long would it take to run Snek Wee?

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Alright. We're going for it

>>48187365
Date with girlfriend, then played Catan and some DC deck builder with housemates.

>>48187417
Years, probably

>>48187428
wut

>>48187429
Was it worth it?

>>48187436
Why weren't we allowed to use our signature move and cunt punt her?

>>48187441
Anon...

>>48187436
As long as it's less than three years, I say we do it. Who's with me anons?