>>48130447

"You could tell?" I ask, standing up as my ears swivel around, hearing the sounds of the morning as I walk back through my silent nightmare "it was...a strange one, at the very least"

"Well, you were tossing and turning so much, I just guessed you were having a nightmare" She says, rubbing her chin as I stare at her flatly "Also, you're pretty cute when you cry, you know that?"

What do I say?
[] I don't care, I..look I I'll be a bit more sweet after I get this off my chest, but I need to talk about what I just saw, or I'll go mad.
[] I think it was more than a nightmare
[] Mind if I watch that with you?
[] And you whimper pretty adorably.
[]Where are we right now anyways?
[]...you were watching me sleep before I woke up weren't you?
[]Make me something to eat, Mali.
[] You know, I'm curious how fast you actually heal...
[]Think you could go out and scout the forests for a bit...see whats around here? *Switch to mali*
[] Yeah...yeah, I'm sure I am , but would you mind translating the book's answers for me again
[] Aww, really? Hmm, interesting
[] write in

>>48130457
>[] I think it was more than a nightmare
>[] Mind if I watch that with you?
>[]Where are we right now anyways?

>>48130457
>[] And you whimper pretty adorably.
>[] I don't care, I..look I I'll be a bit more sweet after I get this off my chest, but I need to talk about what I just saw, or I'll go mad.

>>48130457
>[] And you whimper pretty adorably.
>[]Where are we right now anyways?
>[]...you were watching me sleep before I woke up weren't you?
>[] I don't care, I..look I I'll be a bit more sweet after I get this off my chest, but I need to talk about what I just saw, or I'll go mad.

>>48130447
That looks like Iris dreamed of her mothers transformation into Lamia. I wonder why.
Is she going to evolve soon too?

>>48130457
[] And you whimper pretty adorably.
[] Mind if I watch that with you?
[]...you were watching me sleep before I woke up weren't you?
>[] I don't care, I..look I I'll be a bit more sweet after I get this off my chest, but I need to talk about what I just saw, or I'll go mad.
>[] I think it was more than a nightmare
>[]Where are we right now anyways?

"And you whimper pretty adorably" I say teasingly, or my best attempt to sound teasing at least, my voice is shaking and...I feel tired and worn down from that dream.

"Aww, do you really think so?" Mali says meekly, lowering her head like a dog "Well you would know, we do spend a lot of time together, don't we?"

"Yes we do" I say smiling as I walk over to the chair next to her, and she pulls it out for me before I can reach it "Mind if I watch that with you?"

"Oh, sure thing, Holiday just blew some monsters head to bits" Mali says with a wide grin that remind me of my father's in a very slight way "If you were wondering"

"Interesting" I say smiling as I fold my wings together, watching a girl with cow horns lifting a rusted car like a toy...no idea how her back can survive that "So how long have you been watching that for anyways?"


"Oh!" Mali shouts, making me wince and turn away, my ears ringing from it "Well er...a few hours I think, sleeping is a bit of a ...problem with this body really"

I turn back and stare at her, and frown as she refuses to look me in my eyes.

"You were watching me sleep weren't you" I say flatly as Mali's skin turns purple, red and pink

"N..n" She stutters for a few seconds, wrapping her wings over her head "Well, I couldn't look away, you were bending in such interesting ways and...Look I was worried, I don't like seeing you scared or in pain, or anything like that"

"I don't care if you were" I sigh, my wings shaking as Mali looks at me, her pupils swirling around to make danger signs "I..look I can't calm down until I get this off my quest, but I really need to talk about what I saw in my dream or I'll go mad"

"Was it really that bad of a nightmare?" She asks quietly, rubbing and patting my back with all four arms after she gets out of her chair and moves behind me

"I don't think it was a nightmare" I say quietly, shaking my head as she slows down, working a few kneads out of my back "I..it was like I was seeing"

Cont

>>48130809
"I don't know what I saw to be honest" I say, as she hugs me, no doubt trying to comfort me "It was like a memory that wasn't my own, it was...odd and terrible, it felt like my body was ripping itself apart to change"

"Well...maybe we should watch this show then" Mali says laughing as she gives me a squeeze, before she lets go of me "Cause that happens a lot in it...anything else you want to watch or?"

"Where are we anyways?" I ask tilting my head as Mali skips towards the tv

"Er...dunno" She says shrugging all four of her arms "I had to stop the horse a bit ago and...well the forest got a lot spookier, so I stayed inside, pretty sure we're still going the right way"

I tear my eyes away from her neck, and bite down on my lips...I need a drink, and soon

What do I do?
[] Get a blood bag
[] Tell Mali to catch something for me to feed on
[] ask mali if she thinks we're near any sort of town
[] watch anime
[] think on my dream
[] worry about how I've been getting thirstier lately
[] hug mali and thank her for worrying
[] take a shower
[] go out for some fresh air
[] write in

>>48130926
>[] think on my dream
>[] worry about how I've been getting thirstier lately
>[] hug mali and thank her for worrying
>[] take a shower

>>48130926
>[] hug mali and thank her for worrying
>[] take a shower
>[] go out for some fresh air
>[] think on my dream

>>48130926
>[] hug mali and thank her for worrying
>[] take a shower
>[] go out for some fresh air
>[] think on my dream

>>48130926
>[] ask mali if she thinks we're near any sort of town
>[] get a blood bag
>[] watch anime
>[] think on my dream
Quiet today.

>>48131043
Not just here, other quests too as far as I can see.
Wonder why, people still hungover from burgerday?

>>48130926
How is your attempt at art doing Headmaster? Made any progress?

I shake my head, dashing my worries out of it as Mali starts to dig through the collection of shows and movies Mom bought for me before I left.

I walk over to her, and she turns around, holding a box in each of her hands.

"Hey, do you wanna watch any of these ones Mas?" She starts, before I interupt with a hug, as much of a hug as I can give at least "ter?"

"Thanks for worrying about me Mali" I say sweetly as I slowly draw my wings away from her, watching the color fade back to her as light touches her again "Just watch what you want, I'm going to take a shower"

"Oh, well that's a shame" She sighs, turning away "if you change my mind, I'll be here, waiting to serve you, however I can"

She grins widely, her eyes swirling around as she watches me walk away. I smirk and shake my head, leaving her alone as I walk into the bathe room. I grab my shirt, and twist around to get myself out of it.

Turning the shower on is much easier, especially since I have magic to use
_

I drag the towel over my hair, back and forth, trying to keep my wings dry as I rub it down.

I pull it away, and dry the rest of me down, before I get dressed. Luckily mali isn't paying enough attention to hear me, and offer her "assistance"

I smile proudly, and then feel my heart drop as I remember my dream. I growl, and bare my fangs as I rush to the door in a panic and nearly knock it over.

I don't even look at Mali, and cut off her question with a growl "Just getting some fresh air, I'll be back in a few minutes"

She says something, but I snap my fingers to make her stay, as I rush out of the door, and kick it closed behind me as I rush into the warm morning, the sun biting and glaring in my eyes as I hear bugs buzzing all around me, and a few birds chirping.

And then silence

I sigh, and sit down on the steps outside of the door, staring at the twisting roots and branches as my mind wanders
cont

>>48131227
What was that dream? It felt so real, I swear I could smell the blood on my hands when I first woke up. And my face stings still. I groan and ruffle my hair. I don't think Mali could've caused it, but it certainly wasn't normal. Well, eating a pie made from a monster couldn't have helped me, no matter how good it tasted. So it must've been from that, and now that I think about it..what I felt must've been the poor sod that turned into that thing.

Hmm, so I've gained it's memories then? Would explain the increased hunger, I tend to get thirstier from stress, and that dream or memory was very stressful. The feeling alone would explain it.

I shake my head, trying to ignore the biting of the sun.

What do I do?
[] go back inside and apologize
[]Try to remember something of the monsters memories
[]go for a very short walk
[]talk to myself
[]Switch to mali
[] Practice magic 1d20+potential
[] write in

>>48131084
Not from the last time I told you, can post what I have so far, just pissed off at hands right now, and the angle I chose

>>48131282
>[]Try to remember something of the monsters memories

>>48131282
>[]talk to myself
>[]Try to remember something of the monsters memories
Sure, I'd like to see it.

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>48131282
>[]go for a very short walk
>[]talk to myself
>[]Try to remember something of the monsters memories
>[] Practice magic 1d20+potential

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>48131282
>[]talk to myself
>[]Try to remember something of the monsters memories
>[] Practice magic 1d20+potential

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>48131282
>[]go for a very short walk
>[]talk to myself
>[] Practice magic 1d20+potential
try making firecrackers

>>48131386
Do you mean crackers made from fire or ...?

>>48131413
Just some fireworks made with alchemy, since we don't have fire magic.

"Still" I say, covering my face with my wings to keep the sun out of my eyes, it's too bright, even with the trees filtering it slightly "It would be interesting if that was what was going on, and it reminds me that mom has done the same to souls before me, if she ate them entirely...which mean I, yeah not going to dwell on that possibility for long at all"

I pull my wings a bit closer and tighter as my eyes sting from a bit of stray sunlight.

"Still...still if that is what happened" I say slowly as I ball my legs up and rest my head on the top of my knees "I should at least see if I could dig into the monster's memories, who knows, I might learn something from it all"

I close my eyes, and stop breathing, digging through my mind, what I know, and what I don't
_

Hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry, oh so hungry, the bones aren't enough, the rotted flesh is not enough, the farmer girl was not enough, I can't see what I am any more, I had the mind to claw my eyes out before I lost myself to this maddening hunger, and I am not sure how long I can stay like this...I ...food..please..food...help..get food..meat..blood...blood..I smell blood hear noise, life...food
_

I gasp, blood dripping down my lips from where I bit down, my heart racing as a primal thought of hunting rushes out of my mind. leaving me splayed against the door, groaning.

"Alright maybe not the best idea" I sigh as I hold my wings out, and try my best to make a nice cone of blood flavored ice cream to try and numb the pain with.

Swirls of pink clouds warp and wrap around eachother, and before I can see how it happened, I'm holding the oh so tantilizing treat in my "Hands"

How did...doesn't matter, I lick it, and wince as I taste the blood, it doesn't taste right, it isn't like a blood bag, or fresh blood its..Its much sweeter.

I keep licking it. Hmm, maybe I can take this all of my mind by practicing a bit of magic. The cone swirls around, covered by white mist
cont

>>48131564
The sweet stretches itself upwards, bits of it turning solid and melting, all along the tune of what I imagine. I smile and draw my fingers along it, leaving green scratches glowing along it. The treat bubbles for a second, before it starts to feel warm, and taste...salty? I tilt my head and feel awake. Now that's interesting.

Something rustles in the bushes

What do I do?
[] see what it is
[] call Mali here
[] Calmly go back inside
[] sit here, and watch to see what it is
[] try to ignore it, and eat my ice cream
[] Magic it 1d20+potential
[] Hello? who goes there, I am the daughter of the brausr so...
[] write in

>>48131611
>[] see what it is
>[] call Mali here

>>48131611
>[] call Mali here
>[] Hello? who goes there, I am the daughter of the brausr so...

>>48131611
>[] call Mali here
>[] sit here, and watch to see what it is

>>48131611
>[] call Mali here
>[] sit here, and watch to see what it is

"Mali" I say quietly, But I know she heard me, as I hear her rushing to the door, nearly tripping over herself from the sounds of it "come here"

The door opens as I finish talking and she yelps, and falls to my side as she twists herself around to avoid tripping and falling against me as I lick my ice cream and nibble on it, feeling more alert with every taste

"Errgh" She groans as she sits up "What do you need master?"

"Just sit here with me" I say in a hushed tone "Something's coming"

"Well that's nice and vaguely ominous isn't it?" She says happily, sounding excited about the idea of it "So when is it coming"

"AH!" A voice cries out, as spider like legs twist out of the brush "Do not be alarmed you sweet young ladies, for I am not here to harm you"

I stare at the bushes as more legs pop up and twist and bend themselves around, cracking and snapping loudly as they wrap around the tree branches and one waves a white fag

"No...no" the voice cracks "I am here to give you a propersition of sorts, see I am a dealer of things, plenty of things, and I can tell you have a hunger for the living, both of you in different ways"

I can tell it's unnerved whatever it is. But not my thirst. But by mali's precedence, how she feels like she was simply placed in the world, and isn't supposed to be here naturally, like a figure added to a painting after it was finished.

Just out of place.

"What the" Mali mumbles, sounding a bit embarressed

"Yes yes" the voice cackles "See see, I have bargains of all sort, monsters like us, well we're out of the cities, and the blacked eared cat only cares about law and justice within it's walls"

What do I say
[] Mali? *switch to her*
[] What exactly do you trade in
[] sorry not interested
[] What are you
[] OH? so you're one of the ones Brother was merciful to then
[]Come out and we can talk
[] leave before you get on my nerves
[] write in

>>48131933
>[] Mali? *switch to her*
>[] What exactly do you trade in

>>48131933
>[] Mali? *switch to her*
>[] What exactly do you trade in

>>48131949
+1

>>48131933
>[] Mali? *switch to her*
>[] What are you
>[] OH? so you're one of the ones Brother was merciful to then
>[]Come out and we can talk

>>48131933
>[] What exactly do you trade in
>[] What are you
>[]Come out and we can talk
Anyone who peddles in what Mali needs is either someone worth knowing, or just someone to ignore forever if it's the obvious.

>>48132147
>if it's the obvious
Seems like he's literally just selling humans.

>>48132298
just as long as there isn't an elf for sale, you know how tg gets when there's decisions to be made about elves.

>>48132356
Elfs in this quest are not gonna be pointy eared waifus if they do appear. more like redcaps.

I sigh, and peek out of my wings a bit more to look at Mali, who's dusting her dress off as she stands up, trying to play off the fall she just took with a cool and relaxed smile.

"Mali?" I ask motioning to the giggling thing in the bushes.

Her smile turns to a frown for a second, before she realizes she might find something exciting from whatever this is. She nods and turns to it, crossing all four of her arms.
_

The spider thing clicks and clacks its arms, like it's trying to snap its fingers or something. It holds out one of the glossy black limbs as it begins to hum a really catchy tune.

"So what do you trade in?" I ask, trying to sound friendly and interested, purring slightly at the end of every word.

"Ah, blood" it says happily "Bodies, information, knick nacks, safe places for those of us who are shunned from others, Bars, drinks, things blackmarketed by the civilized, or at least highly controlled, I deal in all this and more, from the smell of you I can tell you are one who loves the pleasures of things, that tang of sweat and adrenaline, love and oh so much else...well there's a few places I know, like this this little bar not far from here, and if you hate humans, there's also a den of monsters who hate the confines of walls and their own solitude, but are a nice sort...and if neither of those interest you I've heard a few lost souls who wandering about this way and that, stuck between the two"

I open my mouth and the legs swing around.

"But w..wait" it laughs "If none of that interests you, I brought some wares with me, feel free to browse or what have you, They're still kicking I assure you, the live things at least, hehe, the objects and knick nacks of course do not kick or move unless that is what you want them to do"

>>48130447
Finally, I've been waiting for this for a week! It's me, that asshat who occasionally shitposts about his progress reading through your quests on the Archive. I feel I should mention this, I'll probably be able to participate in either the next Da'ta or at the very least the next Demon Familiar, but that's not what I'm here about.

Word of warning, the following was brought on by the intense emotions brought about by the end of Assassin School Quest and is probably gay as all fuck, sorry about that.


I love you you glorious lunatic. You're probably the best QM any of us will ever have, and one of the best storytellers I've ever seen. The crazy shit you've pulled and the amazingly psychotic people you've created have helped me through a really bad time in my life, and for that I can't thank you enough HM. Sorry for all this, I'm just really happy with the conclusion to one of one of my favorite stories, and even more so that I'll actually get to play this one and Da'ta very soon. Good luck, and may the Dice Gods favor the young demon of cooking and maybe lewds.

P.S. I have a really REALLY weird question about UMGQ that you almost certainly won't have an answer to, but curiosity is driving me crazy. I won't ask it if you don't want me to, it's not at all important. Sorry, and thanks.

>>48132384

What do I do?
[] ask about the bar
[] the den
[] the lost souls
[] See his wares
[] ask if he knows where the sunless wastes are, and if we're heading in the right direction
[] See if you can get him to stop hiding
[] decline any offer
[] Are you selling people
[] ask if there's anything dangerous around here
[] write in

>>48132382
I love redcaps.

>>48132408
>[] See his wares
>[] ask if he knows where the sunless wastes are, and if we're heading in the right direction
>[] See if you can get him to stop hiding

>>48132408
>[] See his wares
>[] ask if he knows where the sunless wastes are, and if we're heading in the right direction
>[] See if you can get him to stop hiding

>>48132408
>[] ask about the bar
>[] ask if he knows where the sunless wastes are, and if we're heading in the right direction
>[] See if you can get him to stop hiding
>[] Are you selling people

>>48132403
Glad to hear you enjoyed yourself. I always wondered how ASQ and the other quests might read from a archive run perspective.

>>48132408
>[] See his wares
>[] ask if he knows where the sunless wastes are, and if we're heading in the right direction

>>48132408
>[] the lost souls
>[] See his wares
>[] ask if he knows where the sunless wastes are, and if we're heading in the right direction
>[] ask if there's anything dangerous around here

"Well...show us your wares" I say slowly, to make sure this isn't something Iris would get upset over

"Ah yes, one moment please, I must go and retrieve them very quickly, it will not take my long at all, I assure you" the voice cackles, as I hear it scurrying away

"Are you going to show yourself when you get back?" I ask looking at Iris, who simply pushes her glasses up, with a curious gleam in her Crimson red eyes.

"Ah yes of course, but I must ask, do you have any more questions of me before I go?" the voice sighs heavily.

"Yes we do" Iris says calmly "We'd like to ask you for directions to...well Mali can tell you I"m sure"

"Yes...yes I can, do you know where the sunless wastes are?" I ask

"And if we're heading down the right direction to them" Iris says right after me

"Hmm, yes you just need to head to the coast a bit to the east and get on a ship don't ya?" the voice says slowly "but what of my wares do you want to see? The living breathing, or the unmoving knicky nacks"

Which one?
[] living breathing
[] Unmoving knicky nacks


>>48132403
I like answering questions, so feel free to ask away

and I'm glad you've enjoyed, been playing around with and idea to write a book on my free time based on ASQ actually. Haven't gotten a single word down, and I'm also playing with other ideas, which I haven't gotten progress done on.

>>48132403
>and the amazingly psychotic people you've created
I always particularly delighted in how Laylas and Marias relationship was so imperfect and sort-of unhealthy, but still was just right for both of them.

>>48132609
>[] living breathing

>>48132609
>[] living breathing

>>48132609
>[] Unmoving knicky nacks

>>48132609
>[] living breathing

"Living breathing please" I say happily

"Ah ah right away, right away" the thing says with a giggle as I suddenly feel myself getting dragged by nothing over to Iris, I don't even try to fight back, and just allow myself to fall next to her.

I groan in pain, rubbing my head as I lay against the stairs, right next to her thighs as she stares down at me, looking a little ticked off.

"You did that on instinct didn't you?" She asks

"Kind of" I giggle "But well...it just seemed a little more interesting than knick nacks"

"You'd buy anything if I gave you money" She sighs, rubbing the bridge of her nose "Just don't agree on anything"

"Oh I'm not that stupid, Iris' I sigh "Besides you do need blood don't you"

"I still have blood bags" She says wrapping herself up with her wings

cont

>>48132899
"Yeah, but what about when you run out?" I ask tilting my head as she glances down at me, frowning slightly as her ears droop down "You can't really feed off of me now can you"

"Yes, demon blood isn't something I think I can stomach" She sighs, pushing her glasses up "But still, it's already a bit much having you obey everything I ask of you"

"Oh you know I don't mind" I giggle happily, pulling myself up, grinning as she smirks

"I know" she says happily "But I don't want to get a habit of taking people as property"

"Well I am your friend aren't I? Not something you own...even if you technically do" I giggle "Besides, we do have to keep you fed, like me, you get a bit batty when you starve yourself"

"That was a terrible pun" Iris says, trying not to laugh as the forest brushes breaks open with growls and crying.

"Here" the voice calls. I turn and see a tall thing covered in a mud stained bag, trailing along the end, with spider legs ripping out of it, standing behind a stall, with several cages in front of him "had to fight with em for a bit, now...at your own leisure, browse"

Which do you look at first?
[] the man with a missing leg
[] the angry looking boy with reddish brown hair
[]The monster wearing a curling white mask, covered by a cloak
[] The almost feral girl monster with hair tangled down to her blood stained feet, covering the rest of her, with twigs and leaves stuck in it
[] the jug of bright liquid
[] the troll in the fancy dress
[] the harpy chewing on a dead pig
[] the siren looking rather...sick
[]the broken doll laying motionless in a cage
[] Ask if he has anything...else like this *Write in*

>>48133119
>[] The almost feral girl monster with hair tangled down to her blood stained feet, covering the rest of her, with twigs and leaves stuck in it
>[] the siren looking rather...sick
>[]the broken doll laying motionless in a cage

>>48133119
>[] the troll in the fancy dress
>[] The almost feral girl monster with hair tangled down to her blood stained feet, covering the rest of her, with twigs and leaves stuck in it

>>48133119
>[] the troll in the fancy dress
Haha, is that a deliberate reference?
>[] The almost feral girl monster with hair tangled down to her blood stained feet, covering the rest of her, with twigs and leaves stuck in it
>[] the jug of bright liquid

But seriously, we need to tell our brother and sister to murder this little shit and free the rest.

>>48133119
>[] The almost feral girl monster with hair tangled down to her blood stained feet, covering the rest of her, with twigs and leaves stuck in it
>[] the troll in the fancy dress

>[]the broken doll laying motionless in a cage
I fail to see how this would be of use to Iris. And not really sure how to get any sin from it.

>>48133119
[]The monster wearing a curling white mask, covered by a cloak
[] The almost feral girl monster with hair tangled down to her blood stained feet, covering the rest of her, with twigs and leaves stuck in it
[] the jug of bright liquid

>>48133212
>I fail to see how this would be of use to Iris. And not really sure how to get any sin from it.
Probably a chaos monster.

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>>48133119
>[] The almost feral girl monster with hair tangled down to her blood stained feet, covering the rest of her, with twigs and leaves stuck in it
>[] the jug of bright liquid
poi is that you?
>[]the broken doll laying motionless in a cage
I like dolls

>>48133266
That does make sense.

>>48133212
Voting for doll as well. Not really for food, but just to see what chaos can do in person.

Iris bites her tongue, judging from the blood pooling up around her lips. She's glaring angrily at the cages and the monster standing behind them, but I don't think the spider thing notice her doing as it holds all of it's legs out.

"And now I know why Alex is so obsessed with his work" She sighs, her expression returning to default "Just go look Mali I...I'm thinking right now'

I nod slowly, feeling a pit forming in my stomach as I walk up to the first two cages I see, a dignified looking troll stuffed in a cage around the size of the RV. And barely fitting. She's dressed in a red dress that looks like something Karla would wear, sized up by at least three times.

The poor thing is sniffling and sobbing, it's goat like fact covered by it's spade sized hands as it curls up, it's tail wrapped around itself, with a chain wrapped around under the tuft of fur. Her hair is tied into a bun, and she doesn't seem to notice me in front of me, or she's scared of me, I can't really tell which, but she is scared, I can tell that much.

"sorry" I mummer, she shakes her head and scoots away from the cage doors

"Yes, not many places to put a troll, not to mention they are oh so dreadfully polite, it's saccharine really" The bag thing sighs, tilting it's head as it opens its eyes for the first time, and I see they're circles of pure white "Hmm, what about the one next to her"

"Eat your eyes" the girl growls, the hair around her a greyish blonde mess as blood shot and black eyes glare at me from the bars.

I can barely see her figure, but what I can see, she is starved, but clearly female, and very pissed off.

My hand reaches towards her, moved on by a stray thought as it occurs to me the only thing covering her is her hair. I grab my hand, and force it back, as she growls, barring a mismatch of teeth that look like grave stones.

"Ah, yes, found her in a burned out farm house,Imagine winter was hard on them, cause I only found her" the bag thing says leaning close to her cont

>>48133537
and me, in a way he couldn't if he had normal legs, I glance over and see he's holding himself up with a few of those giant spider legs bent backward "And bones, all gnawed up"

"Hrrr, I'll bite your spine" the girl growls, sounding like she's having trouble talking right "Open cage or I'll eat"

"No no you won't, maybe she isn't to your taste, if she is" the man says as the grubby girl stares at my hips hungrily, and not in the sort of way I'd like "I'll pull her teeth out free of charge"

"lots of meat" She says happily as I step away to a glass jar filled with a bright orange liquid

"So what's in this one then?" I ask looking up at the creature, reaching towards the cap with my spare arms, the creature yelps, sounding like he's petrified

"A slime" He hisses "Don't let it out, don't you know these things only smile to lure others to drown? horrible creatures, good for home defense, but nothing else in my opinon, they have no hearts, which must be the cause"

"Or they are just predatory, and need protein" Iris sighs "You realize they need to rot their meals because they can only asorb liquids right"

".....Have you seen their smiles as they drown poor men?" the creature laughs, "best leave that thing alone, unless you think you can keep it fed"

cont

>>48132609
Alright, word of warning, this is weird and such a minor thing you'll almost definitely have forgotten about it HM, but here goes nothing.

>>45993982

On the final (hopefully not, but as of now) thread for UMGQ, we had options for which dream sequence we wanted to play through. I'm just really curious as to what [] Crimson cow ranch would have been, since all of my ideas belong on /d/. Thanks for pandering to my weirdness, I just really wanted to know.


Also, I hope we make Big Sis proud after our little fuck up in the graveyard.

>>48133661
I stare at the liquid, and feel a little sick. A melting smile forms in the goo for a second, and I nearly leap back as far as my heart does. I shake my head and wrap my wings around myself as I walk over to the next cage.

And just see a broken doll the sized of a person, with a crack along it's eye, allowing me to see inside of it, but everytime I try, my eyes twitch away from it

There's a weird smell around it, one I don't like at all.

"Oh...I swear it was moving around before, no idea what it is though" the bag thing says "that all you want to see, you chose anything at all?"

Which do you take
[] shake your head and leave
[] Lady Spinesnapper *the troll*
[] Kelly? * wild monster*
[].... *the slime*
[] ??? *the doll*
[] ask if there's anything else
[] look to Iris for answers
[] write in

>>48133817
>[] Lady Spinesnapper *the troll*
>[] Kelly? * wild monster*

>>48133817
>[] Lady Spinesnapper *the troll*
>[] Kelly? * wild monster*
>[] look to Iris for answers
Iris need s handmaiden obviously, and the big one seems like she'd be able to handle losing a pint or two on occasion

>>48133781
God dammit, I tried to link the post I was talking about, sorry about that.

>>48133851
+1

>>48133781
>I hope we make Big Sis proud after our little fuck up in the graveyard
Don't worry, we got it already.

>>48133817
>[] Lady Spinesnapper *the troll*
>[] Kelly? * wild monster*

>>48133817
Sadly I need to get off now, thanks for running HM and see you next time for OPQ.

>>48133851
yeah, this seems good... the doll still intrigues me but... if it can fuck with a demons perception it might not be a safe choice

>>48133916
>the doll still intrigues me but... if it can fuck with a demons perception it might not be a safe choice
I'm not really sure why it does that and what Mali is smelling there.
IIRC the only doll-like chaos monster we knew had lightning powers, so that might be it.

>>48133817
>[] Lady Spinesnapper *the troll*
>[] Kelly? * wild monster*
>[] look to Iris for answers

>>48133817
>>48133851
This pretty much. Maybe we could get the doll thing if we ever go for eldritch magic and study such things as it.

>>48133781
>[] Crimson cow ranch would have been, since all of my ideas belong on /d/
Pretty sure thats exactly what it would have been, just not smutty. But plenty of giant cowgirl cuddling wolfgirls.

I turn back to Iris, who's still glaring at the bag thing. Her eyes widen and she smiles calmly, adjusting her glasses with a sigh.

"We have enough to pay for any of them" She says flatly as the bag thing shifts, scuttling around and making a noise that sounds like very loud drooling.

"Oh oh do you well" He says giggling happily as he moves along like a scarecrow blowing in a summer storm "Well this is a fine crop, best of the"

"The troll and the wild one" I say happily, poking my hand into the the hair things cage, making it hiss and snap at me, but I'm too quick for it

"Ah, Lady Spinesnapper and errr" the bag thing says slowly

"Bug off" the monster says between grinding her teeth, her dirt covered nails scratching down the side of her cage bars, making a horrible screech

"Kelly" the monster says flatly "Well they'll be...hmm well I can smell magic on you so how about, no...I want some cash, say a few...nine tho"

"Done" Iris says calmly, kicking a roll of cash to him, dust flying in the air

"Huh" the bag thing says picking it, looking a bit sour as he tosses me too big Iron keys as the troll starts crying and thrashing about, as Kelly grabs for the keys and tries to press her face out of the cage to get out of them

"Well hope you enjoy" he laughs, waving a few of his legs as he picks up the chains holding the cages together, and drags them into the forest "I'll see you all around"

"Remind me to tell alex about him" Iris says angrily as I pick the rusted keys up "at least we saved the two that were...at least a little self aware, no idea where we'll keep them though"

"Bat smells of red" Kelly says, laying down on the cage

"I wanna go home" Lady cries
cont


>>48133781
oh, wouldn't have been lewd, if it was I would've lewd binned it.
>>48133867
I don't mind

>>48133970
Demons are eldritch abominations in this setting, made from human souls
But they aren't the only ones in the setting, and they don't mix well with each other

>>48134151
"it's hot out here, cramped, and everything smells funny, please I'm not good at any work, not even sewing"

"We're not going to" Iris says, before the troll goes back to crying

What do I do?
[] try to calm her down, give her ice cream
[] ask Iris what she wants to do with them
[] Let Lady spinesnapper back to Brausrburge city
[] Let both of them out
[] Try and clean kelly up
[] mess with the man eater
[] scare the troll
[]tie the cages to the rv, and head down the road
[] ask both of them if there's a town nearby
[] Please be quite, she has sensitive ears
[] write in

>>48134235
>[] try to calm her down, give her ice cream
>[] ask Iris what she wants to do with them
>[] Let both of them out
>[] Try and clean kelly up
>[] Please be quite, she has sensitive ears

>>48134235
>[] Please be quite, she has sensitive ears
>[] try to calm her down, give her ice cream
>[] ask Iris what she wants to do with them
>[] Let both of them out
>[] Let Lady spinesnapper back to Brausrburge city
Though warn her the way back is unlikely to be safe.
>[] ask both of them if there's a town nearby

>>48134151
>oh, wouldn't have been lewd, if it was I would've lewd binned it.

Alright, cool. Thanks for pandering to my weirdness, I'll go back catching up on the rest of this and Da'ta, and imagining the /d/ version of whatever you would have done, and would still like to see happen maybe.

If you ever want to do a lewd bin based on that, I have way to many ideas. That and Layla's "uuuuuuhh" things with Maria and "Maria".

>>48134235
>[] try to calm her down, give her ice cream
>[] ask Iris what she wants to do with them
>[] ask both of them if there's a town nearby
>[] Please be quite, she has sensitive ears

>>48134235
>[] try to calm her down, give her ice cream
>[] ask Iris what she wants to do with them
>[] Let both of them out
>[] Try and clean kelly up
>[] Please be quite, she has sensitive ears
>[] ask both of them if there's a town nearby
We could get someone to pick up Spinesnapper if she's not interested in traveling with us.

>>48134401
>We could get someone to pick up Spinesnapper if she's not interested in traveling with us.
True, depending on how far we already got Alex could pick her up.

>>48134235
>[] try to calm her down, give her ice cream
>[] ask Iris what she wants to do with them
>[] Let both of them out
>[] Try and clean kelly up

Wonder what would have happened if we decided to just turn all the cages into candy.

"Please be quite" I say, reaching into the cage to try and pat the troll on her back, as she whines and tries to crawl away from me, nearly knocking the cage over, bending a few bars as she backs into the corner and kicks at the ones in between me and her, breaking one of them "She has sensitive ears"

"I don't want to be a slaaaave" the troll cries out "I've been a good girl, I haven't beat any servants, or acted crude, I've been polite and kind and generous, please I won't tell anyone, I won't tell anyone I won't"

"I didn't buy you for a slave, do I look like someone who needs an extra pair of hands" I say angrily making her shudders as she holds herself, sniffling and hiccuping, as I reach towards her, pink fog floating out of my fingers, swirling around into a bowl of vanilla icecream "Just...eat that and try to calm down alright"

"A..alright" the troll says as Kelly chews on the bars, pointing at the keyhole in the door, and nodding with a grin on her face

"So, what do you want to do with them Iris?" I ask as I skip over to her, flapping my wings and resisiting the urge to fly for an hour or two

"Well, I'd like to get Mrs spinesnapper home, if that's what she wants and...Kelly cleaned up since her scent is distracting me" She says flatly, shrugging as she walks over to the trolls cage.

"So is yours" Kelly snorts

"Alright, I will" I say as I watch her open up the trolls cage "but before I do,I got to know do either of you know if there's a town nearby"

"Why would I? I was kidnapped from my home" Lady sniffles, trying to use the human sized spoon, and failing horribly to do so, bending and twisting it everytime she gets some icecream "It was horrible and"

"I know, I know" Iris says sweetly "Just please don't cry"

"Hmm? buildings" Kelly says "plenty, lots of meat inside, not big as wall one, small, but lots of prey, I show? you let me go?"
cont

>>48134632
>Wonder what would have happened if we decided to just turn all the cages into candy.
.....Damn.
Oh well. Another time.

"Maybe' I say as I open the door up, the key breaking in the cage as Kelly runs towards it, baring her teeth, I slam the door back, and she knocks herself out against it.

"Yeah, not that stupid" I say as I grab her bare foot, and drag her to the rv

How do I clean her up
[] Put her in the shower, turn it on and lean against the door to keep her in it
[] cut her hair
[]Make her something to wear 1d20+pot for quality
[] take her to hell real quick
[] wash her hair in the sink
[] find a pond to use
[] Cram into the shower with her, and make sure she gets clean
[] write in

>>48134632
A fight

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>48134685
>[] Put her in the shower, turn it on and lean against the door to keep her in it
>[]Make her something to wear 1d20+pot for quality

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>48134685
>[] Cram into the shower with her, and make sure she gets clean
>[]Make her something to wear 1d20+pot for quality

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>48134685
>[] Cram into the shower with her, and make sure she gets clean
>create some fine meat to distract her with

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>48134685
>[]Make her something to wear 1d20+pot for quality
>[] take her to hell real quick

>>48134685
Oh we missed out on some FOIGHTIN? We missed a chance for a rumble down in the forest of fun times? The Candy Queen and Dr.Bat-tastic shall have to wait for their debut as superheroes I guess. I'm trying to have a little fun please no bully

>[] Cram into the shower with her, and make sure she gets clean
>[] cut her hair
>[]Make her something to wear 1d20+pot for quality

>>48134765
>The Candy Queen
Brilliant. I fund it.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>48134685
>[] Put her in the shower, turn it on and lean against the door to keep her in it
>[] cut her hair
>[]Make her something to wear 1d20+pot for quality

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>48134765
whoops forgot the dice.

>>48134765
>The Candy Queen
That is... actually not a bad title.
Put that one down in the notes for when we qualify for a title.
Its literally true and a innuendo. What else could you ask for?

>>48134765
>Dr.Bat-tastic
No.
I mean I chuckled, but no.

>>48134762
>[] cut her hair

>>48134765
>>48134782
>>48134833
But anons, what if her hair is the source of her powers!

>>48134868
Well then she shouldn't have been lying earlier about her source of power, otherwise she wouldn't have been captured. No amount of prayer is gonna help her now though.

Thankfully, it's a lot easier to carry someone when you have four arms, and they're just skin and bones. She drools slightly, but I don't mind, I just carry her up to the open door as Iris discusses noble things with the Lady.

I smile as the monster clings to me like a teddy bear and whimpers quietly as I carry her into the bath room, and set her down in the shower, closing the door just incase she wakes up.

Alright, first off, she needs clothes, since I doubt Iris would want her running around with her bits flashing. I wiggle my fingers, golden sparks flying out of my palm, forming themselves into rulers and sears that cut the thicker light follow, cutting it into a small black leather jacket with "Man eater" scrawl on the back, bandages, and a pair of...well, very, very short denim shorts.

I look at what I'm wearing, and think about putting it on, before I realize that it's a lot smaller than what I can fit around my hips, and..it'd probably sting like anything else.

I sigh and fold it up, setting it on the sink as I grab on of the ghostly scissors, and step into the shower, turning the water on low as I try fit myself in it with her. It takes awhile to get her thick, matted hair wet, and I have to try and work my hands through it just to get it wet enough to cut, spiders and beetles crawling on my hand as she remains passed out. I don't think she's gotten wet with all this hair in the way.

Snipping and snapping, the bottom of the shower slowly fills with hair up to my kness, so I turn it all into dust with my magic, she shifts around as I go back to cutting her hair, revealing her human face after a whole lot of cutting.

I sigh and wipe my forhead as bugs get flushed down her face, her long hair still hanging around and down her shoulder. Her mouth is big, and unnatural looking, her eyes are surrounded by red rings, and her eyes are black as coal.
cont
>>48134833
Explain the innuendo for an idiot?

>>48135043
Eyecandy?
I guess its not technically a innuendo unless you draw it out to connotations of eating and being tasty but eh.
The point should be clear.

>>48135043
It's a euphemism for sex I think, but I think you meant to ask >>48134821

>>48135043
Samson in the bible had incredible strength. But his weaknesses were his hair and women. When he told a pretty lady who worked for his enemies what his weaknesses were she cut his hair and he was captured. He prayed to god to return his strength before he died and was given a surge of power to bring down the temple he was being held in. Killing everyone, including him, inside.

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>>48135139
It was a freaking metal as hell death.

>>48135043
Her body is covered in scars, her arms with bite marks, and her stomach with long dragging claw marks. Her toes are scarred up, like something chewed the tips of them off.

Her fingers more pointed than normal, and her nails are sharped.

She starts to stir, growling and groaning, so I pick her up and hold her arms with my lower two arms.

She starts to struggle and and try to push me away, and slam me into the showers wall.

"Let me go flower" She says angrily "Why is it so cold, what are you doing to me ?!"

"Cleaning you up" I Say as I squirt white soap on her face as I rub her stomach with a bar of it, making her gasp and whine, trying to rub her eyes after she whips around and gets a few drops of soap in them

You know, she looks pretty human. More than most monsters, or me for that matter. And well maybe I could...establish dominance a bit?

I shake my head, as naughty thoughts start to creep up in it. and a nagging voice reminds me I give in to my desire for thrills and sweets all the time, so why not just go all out. and I quickly push that voice down, since it isn't mine.

Isn't it?

What do I do?
[] help her and clean up her eyes
[] give into instincts *Switch to Iris*
[] Try and calm her down
[] Let her do it herself
[] ask her why she's all torn up
[] Knock her out again
[] distract her with food *No roll, because she isn't picky*
[]write in

>>48135188
Didn't he kill a bunch of people with an asses jaw bone?

>>48135200
>[] distract her with food *No roll, because she isn't picky*
>[] Try and calm her down
>[] Let her do it herself
>[] ask her why she's all torn up

>>48135200
>[] help her and clean up her eyes
>[] Try and calm her down
>[] distract her with food *No roll, because she isn't picky*
>[] ask her why she's all torn up

>>48135200
>[] help her and clean up her eyes
>[] distract her with food *No roll, because she isn't picky*

>>48135200
>[] Try and calm her down
>[] Let her do it herself
>[] ask her why she's all torn up
>[] distract her with food *No roll, because she isn't picky*

>>48135200
>Didn't he kill a bunch of people with an asses jaw bone?
He did.
....I'm pretty sure we had Samson already as topic once.

>>48135200
>[] Try and calm her down
>[] ask her why she's all torn up
>[] distract her with food *No roll, because she isn't picky*

>>48135200
>[] help her and clean up her eyes
Adding to
>>48135222

>>48135200
>[] help her and clean up her eyes
>[] Try and calm her down
>[] distract her with food *No roll, because she isn't picky*

Yea Dude killed 1000 people on the battlefield with it. There's an awesome comic illustrating this but I can't find it anywhere. I've seen it on 4chan before though. It just shows a muscled man sweeping through an army like in a dance and afterwards he looks like he's just bathed in blood.

>>48135200

>[] give into instincts *Switch to Iris*

>>48135200
>[] help her and clean up her eyes
>[] Try and calm her down
>[] distract her with food *No roll, because she isn't picky*

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>48135358
Rolling for dominance

>>48135397
down that path lies *uuuuuuuuh* anon.

>>48135458
Large monstergirl *uuuuuuhh* is mighty tempting, but we can't just lewd mistresses new servants like that.

>>48135487
Yeah, at least wait until we're given permission.

>>48135487
Mali seems to prefer group activity anyway.
For efficiency.

"Hey" I say as she twists around, thrashing her limbs around and howling as she tries to bite at nothing, trying to get her head in the water, pushing my back against the shelf, and showering both of us with shampoo bottle "Stop fighting I'm just trying to get you clean"

"Burning burning" She hisses, bashing her head against my chest angrily "Stop it, stop"

I sigh and snap my fingers, not bothering to look what food I just summoned into existence. Kelly gasps the second she smells it and leaps for it. I grab a rag and wet it, washing her eyes as she busy with her food, and stops being so violent, letting me clean her hair with a little difficulty in finding a place I can actually fit to sit down.

"Hnnnnr" She growls, glancing at me, looking a little suspicious, but like a dog I think feeding her made her like me a lot more than she did before "You smell weird"

"Thanks" I say as she sniffs me and backs away, looking at me like she's not sure if I'm real

"Thanks" she repeats, grinning widely, with her far too big teeth, as her grey blond hair sticks to her starved body

"So...why are you all cut up" I ask pointing at her scar

"Ah.. eh" She says tilting her head, and slowly biting her arm "Hungry"

She nods, and I nod back.

She wiggles her cropped toes at me, leaning back, not realizing what she's showing.

"Hungry" She says, holding herself up with her hand as she crosses her leg as the water falls on our head

She moves her hand over her stomach.

"No head thing" She says rubbing the first and most noticeable scar, and then she touches the fainter ones "Cloak man, fire and whips"

She frowns and grinds her teeth

"Dagger and spikes" She growls, shaking her head.

I hear Iris and Lady laugh outside, and turn back to see Kelly staring at me intently
cont

>>48135643

What do I do?
[] ask her about the man who gave her the last scars
[] Ask her how far the "town" is
[] see what Iris and Lady are doing
[] hug her, or try to
[]Get her dressed
[] leave her to set herself up
[] You must be tasty if you keep eating yourself
[] Do the same, show where the wound that killed the old me was, and where the binding knife stabbed into my skull
[] write in

>>48135657
>[] Do the same, show where the wound that killed the old me was, and where the binding knife stabbed into my skull
>[] ask her about the man who gave her the last scars
>[] Ask her how far the "town" is

>>48135657
>[] Do the same, show where the wound that killed the old me was, and where the binding knife stabbed into my skull
>[] hug her, or try to
>[] leave her to set herself up

>>48135657
>[] ask her about the man who gave her the last scars
>[] Ask her how far the "town" is
>[] Do the same, show where the wound that killed the old me was, and where the binding knife stabbed into my skull
>[]Get her dressed

>>48135657
>[] Do the same, show where the wound that killed the old me was, and where the binding knife stabbed into my skull
>[] hug her, or try to
>[]Get her dressed

>>48135657
>[] ask her about the man who gave her the last scars
>[] Ask her how far the "town" is
>[] Do the same, show where the wound that killed the old me was, and where the binding knife stabbed into my skull
>[]Get her dressed
>[] hug her, or try to

>>48135657
>[] Do the same, show where the wound that killed the old me was, and where the binding knife stabbed into my skull
>[] hug her, or try to
>[]Get her dressed

"Who did that to you?" I ask as she tilts her head, trying to decode what I'm saying, and getting sense out of it "What sort of robe was he wearing anyways"

She closes her eyes and makes a noise like she's hurting and growls angrily, grinding her teeth.

"Scary, bald, white robe" She says quickly nodding "Carried weird bar thing, and knife, chanted things, made the sky light up like fire...human?"

"Well I wouldn't know" I say with a shrug as she glares at me for a moment "Still I've never heard of anything like that, and I've died and gone to hell"

"Died?" she asks, poking me "No"

She crosses her arms smugly, I open my mouth and rub my chin as I try to figure out how to explain it

"I got a new body" I say as she frowns and tilts her head like I'm the crazy one "Got stabbed here"

I press my hand against my soaked red dress, and she nods slowly, before grabbing it up and lifting it

"No...oh new body, right" She says, looking embarressed as I pull my dress down.

"Yeah, I know" I say smiling, she's learning I think, I put my hand to my forehead and stare at her "And here"

"Hmm, would kill...you" She says slowly forcing the words out as she glances around, as I hear Iris walking around the other room "I can leave...now?"

"Well...when you're clean" I say with a four armed shrug, making her snort "But, how far is that town anyways"

"Not far" She says "Can I go out of this?"


"Sure, lets get you dressed" I say opening the door, she rushes past me, and I have to grab her hair to stop her from running out naked.

She growls as I force the clothes on her. She bites at the sleeves of her clothes, and my fingers bleed after I wrap her chest up with the bandages. took me a few tries to get the height right where she wouldn't bite my hands.

I let her go and she bolts out of my arms, rubbing hers as she hides in the corner, looking pretty angry.

"Stop touching me!" She growls angrily
cont

>>48136069
My eye twitches, and I grin feeling a little devious, wrapping my arms around her. She howls and bites my head, not hard enough to draw blood, just trying to scare me off.

"MALI!"

and the door slams open as I'm holding the monster down.

I turn and see Iris looking pretty pissed off, her eyes glowing with her wings out stretched

What do I say
[] It isn't what i looks like
[] I was just messing with her
[] I wouldn't
[]I'm Just hugging her
[] She was being stubborn so I had to help her get dressed, I swear Iris
[] Why do I have the crappiest luck
[] We were just playing
[]Please, I have standards
[] *scared demon whimpers*
[]er...Help she's trying to eat me
[] do you have any idea how hard it is to bathe a girl who won't stop biting your hands?
[] Er Bye! *run to hell to escape the sit*
[] write in

>>48136122
>[] I wouldn't
>[]I'm Just hugging her
>[] She was being stubborn so I had to help her get dressed, I swear Iris
>[] do you have any idea how hard it is to bathe a girl who won't stop biting your hands?

>>48136122
>oh please, i'm saving myself for you.
after all mali's still a virgin iirc

>>48136122
>[] It isn't what i looks like
>[] I wouldn't
>[]I'm Just hugging her
>[]Please, I have standards

>>48136122
>[] I wouldn't
>[]I'm Just hugging her
>[] She was being stubborn so I had to help her get dressed, I swear Iris
>[] do you have any idea how hard it is to bathe a girl who won't stop biting your hands?

>>48136122
>[] It isn't what i looks like
>[] Why do I have the crappiest luck
>[] I wouldn't
>[]I'm Just hugging her
>[] do you have any idea how hard it is to bathe a girl who won't stop biting your hands?

>>48136122
>[] It isn't what i looks like
>[] do you have any idea how hard it is to bathe a girl who won't stop biting your hands?
>[] She was being stubborn so I had to help her get dressed, I swear Iris
>[] Why do I have the crappiest luck

We tease Iris because she can take it and that she our friend. Besides, we're serious during this kind of thing, remember that time with the oil?

>>48136122
>[] do you have any idea how hard it is to bathe a girl who won't stop biting your hands?
>[] I wouldn't
>>48136168
Right, Mali is saving herself for Iris or Big Sis

>>48130447
Yo op you know there's an entire board dedicated to quests now right?

>>48136122
>[] It isn't what i looks like
>[] do you have any idea how hard it is to bathe a girl who won't stop biting your hands?
>[] She was being stubborn so I had to help her get dressed, I swear Iris
>[] Why do I have the crappiest luck

>>48136122
>[] It isn't what i looks like
>[]I'm Just hugging her
>[] Why do I have the crappiest luck
>[] do you have any idea how hard it is to bathe a girl who won't stop biting your hands?
Not gonna lie, even though I never voted for hugging.

'What are you doing to her? She asks, sounding a little shocked as I push Kelly away to stop her from gnawing on my horns, she lets go quickly, huffing and shuffling to the corner away from her "If you were..."

"I wouldn't" I say, much more seriously than I usually do, standing up and rubbing my head as Iris looks at me, frowning, her eyes looking...I don't know, Betrayed? Whatever
they are, they're staring right through me "I was just hugging her, it isn't what it looks like"


"Oh you were" She says "You know how flimsy that sounds, right Mali"

"Don't like touching" Kelly huffs

I shush her and turn back to Iris, laughing nervously

"It's the truth, She was being stubborn, and you have no idea how hard it is to bathe a girl who's trying to eat your fingers" I say happily, holding my hands up to show her the bite marks "See"

"Yeah, I could tell, you've been pretty tame for awhile, just expecting another...outburst" She sighs, shaking her head and patting me on mine once she's done "Sorry Mali, but it did sound rather"

"Dirty" I sigh, lowering my head "I know"

"Yeah" Iris says awkwardly as Kelly stays were she's crawled off to "So are you getting"

"Hate the smell in here" Kelly says "But flower has food, so stay"

"Alright, didn't let me ask my question before you answered' Iris says flatly "Well...we're heading for the next town so...just warning you"

What do I do?
[] Try and learn about kelly
[] watch anime and snack with Iris
[]Mirror hop back to the castle and tell Alex about Lady
[]Keep lady company
[] tease iris for a few hours
[]study with Iris and practice magic
[] Spend sometime in hell
[] wander around the rv in the woods *roll 1d100*
[] write in

>>48136168
yep, and other lust demons find that weird

>>48136433
>[]study with Iris and practice magic
focus on meat based food since we used to have trouble with that, feed the results to kelly if she wants them

>>48136433
>[] Spend sometime in hell

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>48136433
[X] Practice using your new spear!

Anyone else?

>>48136433
>[]Mirror hop back to the castle and tell Alex about Lady

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>48136433
[] wander around the rv in the woods *roll 1d100*

>>48136433
>[]Mirror hop back to the castle and tell Alex about Lady
>[] tease iris for a few hours
>[]study with Iris and practice magic

>>48136433
>[]study with Iris and practice magic

>>48136433
>[]study with Iris and practice magic
>[] Try and learn about kelly
>[]Mirror hop back to the castle and tell Alex about Lady

"Oh, thanks, but I'll be stepping out for awhile" I say happily as I walk into the the only room in the rv, grabbing my spear from where it's laying against the bookshelf "I'll be sure to tell Alex how it's going"

"Don't get distracted and forget I'm out here" Iris says teasingly as I walk past her "I'd hate to be all alone out here"

"I'm here" Kelly grunts from her corner in the bathroom as I slowly press the head of my spear against my hand and drag it down, cutting open my palm.

My black blood drips down my constantly shifting and colorful skin.

Iris groans as I run my hand over the mirror, feeling it ripple like jello under my hand. It breaks open as my fingers dip into it, making it ripple as I see images of all the mirrors I see. I smirk as I see Mizuki singing to herself, Jenny cleaning the floor and nearly knocking a vase over, Karla talking with a servant, and Alex practicing with his sword.

I grab the image of Iris' only brother out of the silvery sea and find myself pulled into it, feeling cold before I drop next to him

"HMMPH!" He grunts, swinging and aiming for my head

I squeak and hold my spear out, managing to catch it as his eyes go wide and he frowns

"Ah, Mali" he says with a curt nod as he spins his sword around, and sheathes it "That was a surprise...so, why do you bless me with you presence?"

"Well, me and Iris found a slaver trader and...well he got away but we saved two of them" I say smiling as Alex grins like his mother...or his sisters "He got away but...well one of them is a noble I think, do you know a lady Spinesnapper"

"Ah, she went missing a...month ago?" he says tilting his head and closing his eyes "Guess she couldn't fit with you...I'll send men to collect her next town you arrive in, thanks for the information, now...I need to practice for what I'm going to do with that man"

He pushes me gently, sending me tumbling back into the mirror, and the rv
cont

>>48136814

I slam into Kelly when she's reaching up to touch the mirror to see where I went, and nearly get bit in a very unpleasant place.

I leap away from her, bolting into the main room, and nearly run into Iris before she holds her hand out and stops me. Kelly doesn't and slides into the table with a furious growl.

"Well, that was quick" Iris says happily "guess he wasn't angry then"

"I think he might've been annoyed" I sigh shaking my head

"Oh he's always a little annoyed" She says flatly, shaking her head "But...I think we should spend sometime studying, don't you think?"

I nod slowly, not like I can say no
_

Kelly passed out from eating all the magical food we conjured, mostly ribs and sausages, which she ate entirely and hole. The book mostly just explained the hierarchy of the demons, and how each sin had one "epitome" leading them. But it insulted us and called both me and Iris idiotic brats when we asked there names. It also explained that there are a few rare demons not born out of sin.

I yawn and lay back on the couch, as the light from the window starts to dim a little. At least Kelly didn't say much

"Epitome" Iris sighs "well that's interesting, just imagine what they must look like"

"Well, I know what the lust one is" I say tiredly

"Oh, you do? she asks, leaning closer to me "Well you've go to tell me"

"Er...well not really" I say sheepishly as she frowns in a very serious way

What do I do
[] refuse going back to hell
[]g ive up and go
[] see how the lady is doing outside
[] complain about how hot it is with the door open, and take off the dress for a bit
[] Make something up
[] Well you're looking at her
[] Change the topic, and quick
[] write i

>>48136896
[X] Change the topic, and quick
[X] Ask the book about the different epitomies.

>>48136896
>[] Well you're looking at her
>[] Change the topic, and quick
>[] see how the lady is doing outside
>ask book about the doll.

>>48136896
>[] Well you're looking at her
>[] Change the topic, and quick
>[] see how the lady is doing outside

>>48136896
>[] Well you're looking at her
>[] complain about how hot it is with the door open, and take off the dress for a bit
>[] Change the topic, and quick

Gonna be the bestest of the best not so lewd lust demons.
>inb4 *sit*

"Well you're looking at her" I say, making Iris snicker a bit as I walk away from her and throw my wings up to block her from grabbing my shoulder to pull me back "Well anyways I'm going to go check on Lady right now"

"You're not going to get out this so easily" Iris says calmly "I'll just ask you later, you know, and if it comes to it"

"oh you wouldn't use my....actually you would" I sigh as Iris giggles, sounding a little like me, playful, and not about to rip anyones throat out like the usual miller laugh makes them sound.

I sigh and step out of the door, and see the lady troll trudging alone, dragging her knuckles against the ground, huffing and puffing, still wearing the sun hat I gave her to stay cool.

"Ah, Iris' servant" She says cheerfully "What do you need it's...so hot out here, could you get me some water...or ice or...ha ha ha, stop for awhile?"

What do I do?
[] ask Iris if we could stop for a bit 1d100
[] get her a bottle of water
[] give her some ice cream
[] ask her where she's from
[] Remind her I have a name
[] ride on her back, cause I've always wanted to
[] write in

>>48137141
>[] get her a bottle of water
>[] ride on her back, cause I've always wanted to
>[] Remind her I have a name
>[] ask her where she's from

>>48137141
>[] get her a bottle of water
>[] Remind her I have a name
>[] ride on her back, cause I've always wanted to

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>48137141
>[] ask Iris if we could stop for a bit 1d100
>[] get her a bottle of water
>[] ask her where she's from
>[] ride on her back, cause I've always wanted to

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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>48137141
>[] ask Iris if we could stop for a bit 1d100
>[] get her a bottle of water
>[] ask her where she's from
>[] Remind her I have a name
>>48137227
Huh.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>48137227
well then, going with this.

>>48137227
I hope there's something nice at the stop.

I nod, and quietly walk back into the rv, gravving the railings on the side so I don't fall off the stairs and go tumbling down the dirt road. I hmm to myself, trying to not get annoyed or mad that I just go called Iris' servant, even if that's exactly what I am. It's still a bit insulting, and being called a familiar just sounds more polite and dignified.

I groan, and start to undo the bottle's cap as I walk back to the door.

"Hey Iris, do you think we could stop for awhile? Mrs Spinesnapper is getting a little tired" I say, stepping out of the rv, and hopping to the floor as the skeletal horses neigh and kick their feet in the air.

The troll lady lifts the back of her dress up and sits down with a sigh, her cow like ears hanging at the sides of her head.

I walk up to her and hand her the bottle. And while she's mumuring thank you weakly, I step up onto her back and kick my legs back and forth. I duck down as she swats at me, stuttering as her rough greenish grey skin turns a nice shade of emerald

"W...what are you doing" She stammers in embarrassment as she tries to shake me off "I..I'm a lady you know"

"Yeah, and I always wanted to ride a troll" I say happily, before I grin devilishly "and I have a name you know...right?"

"But you can't do this I'm" she stammers, before Iris coughs and she turns pale "Well just...don't get my dress dirty with your feet"

"I woooon't I giggle" happily as I lay back and


I smell demon.

I blink and sit up as the naucious stench of sulfur fills my nose.

I look around, and hear a faint, broken wheezing on the wind, like something dying.

What do I do?
[] investigate
[] tell iris
[] ignore it
[] grab my spear
[]go invisible to mortal eyes, and seek it out
[]call it out
[] write in

>>48137473
>[] investigate
>[] tell iris
>[] grab my spear

Wabbit hunting season mode?

>>48137473
>[] tell iris
>[] grab my spear
>[]go invisible to mortal eyes, and seek it out

>>48137473
>[] tell iris
>[] grab my spear
>[]go invisible to mortal eyes, and seek it out
>[] investigate

>>48137473
>[] investigate
>[] tell iris
>[] grab my spear

>>48137473
>[] investigate
>[] tell iris
>[] grab my spear

Get ready to defend ourselves

"Iris!" I shout loudly "I smell a...a me, I'll be right back"

"Wait what?" the troll lady asks as I leap off her back and into the rv with one swift move, spinning around Iris as she stands up, looking a little worried "What are you talking about even? Has the heat gotten to your head and boiled your senses"

"Wait are you sure?" Iris asks, grabbing at my arm with her three fingers "what would one of those be doing out here?"

"I have no idea" I say, shrugging as I take to the skies, flying up into the air, closing my eyes and willing myself to go unseen.

"MALI!" Iris shouts "don't just go and...ha, dammit, well looks like we're going to be staying here for awhile"

"Wait what was she talking about?" I hear the troll ask as I follow the smell of hell through the air, dodging through a few branches, and weaving around their trunks to get a bit of an adrenaline high.

And then I feel something bite my back, and turn, and see nothing as the pain just....stops.

I blink and throw my wings out, grabbing a tree branch thick enough to hold me up with my upper arms. I pull myself up, and crouch down. And hear a weak soul coughing and gasping for air under me.

I peek down, and drop, holding myself up with my legs and arms.

And I see a man wearing a bile colored robe, clasping a book close to his chest with his charred and bandaged hands. There's a silver and twisted dagger stabbed into his gut, his face is beaten and bloody, covered by bandages.

patches of his skin have been cut off, and I can see brands reading "Enemy of the brausr" "Consort of beasts" and various curses.

"I can see you" He says weakly, holding up his hand
cont

>>48137822
"Demon, do not worry, I am not of your kin, but I serve one...and these words are me are lies, I do not go against the queen of monsters, that...damn forigne priests revealed my other boss and...twisted my words and here I am, dying...Demon, please, I know you are not of the kind of my lady of feasts, but...you are like her, I know, please, take this tome before she eats me from the etchings on my soul"

"What?" I say as the dying man groans

"God, you've ever watch a history show in your life have you, guess demons don't like television" He says snarkily as one of his eyes glows a bright orange red "a religious nut killed me, and I need this book safe so it doesn't get eaten up with me, understand, I cannot pledge my soul, but I can promise his, and all in that village if you're a bitch"

What do I do?
[] take the book
[] try to save him
[] stab him with the spear
[] try and drag him back to the hv
[] ask who he worships
[] ask what they did to him
[] shake my head, and say I don't trust things like this
[] why do you smell like a demon?
[] write in

>>48137852
>[] take the book (make gloves, don't touch it directly)
so.. gluttony stuff huh? maybe it's a cookbook

>>48137852
[X] ask who he worships
[X] why do you smell like a demon?
[X] take the book
[X] ask what they did to him
Oooh a cultist of a gluttony demon! I wonder...

>>48137852
>[] ask who he worships
>[] why do you smell like a demon?
>[] take the book (make gloves, don't touch it directly)
>[] try to save him

I bet the reason he smells like a demon is because he has a certain mark on him.

>>48137852
>[] shake my head, and say I don't trust things like this
I don't trust this guy. Seems like a trap. Let's get out of here.

>>48137852
>[] take the book
>[] try to save him
>[] try and drag him back to the hv

Book of Eli reference?

"Why do you smell like a demon?" I ask, making him groan, sounding annoyed as he glares up at me and closes his eyes

"Because I gave myself to her knowingly" He says calmly "I am damned by my own choice, fated to end up in her endless stomach, so, I am more tainted by her smell than other poor souls, you're a real stupid demon aren't you, but then again, you weren't born as one were you"

"Who do you worship?" I ask as I hop down next to him and tilt my head, smiling as I rub my hands together, a dainty and soft white silk flowing out of my palms and around my hands

"Curious, like her" He sighs holding the book out as I grab it and hold it out, and nearly drop it as faces press themselves against it, and writher against it, screamingly silently "She'd like that, I can't tell you, she has many names you see, but she never shows her real one, its sort of like her ass, not that demons like you would understand that, since I was just looking up at it.

I blush and pull my still wet dress down as he laughs

"You better run back to your den with that" He says tapping the cover "It's a collection of texts, priceless for searches of the arts, damnable by ones who care , which I thought I was safe from in this land, and...well it'd help a demon like you, or a aspiring sorceress, if you prefer to steal souls"

He glares at me, his eye ripping itself open and melting into nothing

"ah" he says calmly "there goes my contract, you better run, she might catch sight of you and gain an interest, and that is never healthy"

*Tome of the Devoured*

the man closes his eyes, and a glowing one appears over his forehead

What do I do?
[] run back to iris
[] watch what happens
[] try to stop what ever's going to happen
[] ask him what's exactly in it
[] throw the book on him *lose the tome*
[] write in

>>48138148
>[] run back to iris

>>48138148
>[] run back to iris

>>48138148
[X] watch what happens
Curiosity killed the cat. Thankfully we are no cat.

>>48138148
>[] run back to iris
>>48138204
Dude no, You do NOT want to mess with fucking Raz.

>>48138148
>[] run back to iris
Fucking Raz.

>>48138148
>[] run back to iris


>>48138204
Raz is THE Gluttony. She is one of a handful of entities that could kick Layla's ass.

And I take that as my cue to get the hell away from him, so I turn tale and run, folding my wings down as I run through the underbrush, the smell of bile and vomit filling my nose, followed by smoke that chokes me, and makes me fill dizzy. I hear no screaming, just chewing and crunching as I run away, no screaming just eating. I push it out of my mind, I don't want to think about how calm that guy was to go out like...like however he went out. Which I can only imagine was horrible.

I keep running, disorinted from the smell as I stumble through the woods. Before I hear Iris calling my name. She sounds a little worried.

I look up, and I'm in the edge of the forest near the rv, surrounded by dead vines hanging limply like hung men, and a root large enough for me to sleep under

What do I do?
[] tell her I got her a present
[] hide the book from her
[] tell her what I saw
[] lie
[] hug her
[] Ask if we can watch something now
[] open the book
[] watch her get scared, and jump out to tease her
[] write in

>>48138345
>[] tell her what I saw
>[] hug her non lewdly because shit that was scary.

>>48138345
>[] tell her what I saw
>[] hug her
>[] tell her I got her a present
>[] open the book

>>48138345
>[] tell her what I saw
>[] Ask if we can watch something now
I'd rather not show her the book just yet. Gotta see who's leaving our group before we show it, if we ever do.

>>48138345
>[] tell her what I saw
>[] hug her non lewdly because shit that was scary.

>>48138217
I just realized that Raz will know who has the book if she wants it. Due to her memory eating she will know that her cultist gave that book to us.

I look at her for a second and frown. I don't think she should know about this, she's always so curious, she'll read it and end up like that poor bastard back there, I'll just hide it somewhere she wouldn't look, which should be too hard. But for now I'll just keep it on the root until she turns her back. I smile and set it down, and take a deep breath, and stop trying to keep my cool, which is much easier than trying to stay calm.

I cry and nearly trip over myself as I rush for the comfort that is my master. I pick myself back up and blubber as I wrap my arms around her, stabbing my spear into the ground next to her. She doesn't hesitate to hug me back, running her fingers through my hair as I sniffle and whimper in fear of the noises I heard just a few seconds ago.

"Mali?" She asks softly "What happened out there, are you alright, come on, tell me, tell me!"

"I..I saw a man who was...well her worshipped a demon" I whisper "And..he was all beaten up, branded, and nearly flayed"

"Errgh" Iris groans shaking her head "So is he still out there"

"No, the demon...ate him somehow" I say slowly shaking my head "I don't know how but, it just...I don't know it just scared me seeing something like that"

"Don't worry, I can understand" She says softly, holding me close to her chest "It sounds terrifying, even more so for someone like you, look yets just...go inside and forget about if for now, I won't ask until you calm down about it, I swear"

"Thanks Iris" I sniffle, rubbing my nose as I walk into the rv "do you think I could have some hot coco, with sugar cookies"

"And I'm just glad you're only hungry for sugar and sin" Iris giggles, wrapping her wings around herself as we step inside "and you can do it yourself can't you"

"Hey, I also have cravings for the wondrous and exciting" I say happily as I walk over to the couch "And yours taste better than mine"

"Oh that's a lie" She says with a smirk, as she starts to use a bit of food magic "but I'll humor you"
cont

>>48138576
"We're not leaving yet are we?" I ask as Iris hand me a steaming cup of coco, with two sugar cookies stuffed in it

"No, Lady Spinesnapper is still resting, but, we should be to that town by morning" She says, forcing a smile "Hopefully"

"Yeah...but can we watch something now" I ask cheerfully

"You bounce back quick" She chuckles shaking her head "And sure, what do you want to watch"

"How about...Lucky coin? hmm, looks neat" I say happily

And we'll end here
I've archived

Also, I've decided to run one piece adventure and Trapped in da'ta on a bi weekly schedule, so one will switch with the other every week, since I feel like more time to mull and think on them would help the two quests, and my worry for getting better than my shit grades last semester sort of also did it, but I've given myself more time to work on homework as I'm taking mostly night class this upcominh semester *two out of three*

So
either I'll run two quests a week
run one of the above and an extra young demon
or start a new one, giving me three a week again

And I'll tell a few ideas I have, if you're interested.
Not sure which choice I'm going to take, so I'll sleep on it for a week...or two, who knows

>>48138666
Good thread HM, I'll look forward to the next one.

Didn't you say last thread that you'd run it instead of this HM?

>>48138666
Thanks for running HM. Candy Queen's time shall rise before you know it! On a throne of marshmellow with a crown of Reeses!

>>48138720
I needed a few days more to get ideas, when I end threads early, it's because I lack ideas
same reason I push trapped in databack

>>48138724
Candy land shall be built IN HELL

...Why haven't we given Mali the Bayonetta lolipop yet?

I just realized how brilliant that would be...

>>48138782
Because Bayonetta is bad and that's a shit gimmick?

>>48138782
Holy crap WHY haven't we done this. New vote for the start of next session at least.

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>>48138832

>>48138747
What happened to the other guilds? Already know what happened to the three, but how did the other ones die?
>>48138782
Been wanting a lollipop, but kept forgetting it.

>>48138782
Anon, That's so cliche it hurts.

>>48138863
Gentlemen became monster hunters
the silent ffolgloph mig'gublin dahm'in
Twisted rose = magi tech

Lucky coin still has luck on their side, and enjoys their position as top, for now
as the other three died off via a sudden affliction of layla
and the other three just stopped being assassins

>>48138896
Wow, can't believe they're alive


you know you want to do the lolipop thing now.

>>48138917
Quit trying to push it.

>>48138917
Well, it's mostly because acting like a monster or dying by one turns you into one
or a beast aka a mindless monster

And the silent are no more

they got lovecrafted

>>48138666
Thanks for running HM.
I think two quests would be better then, no point shoveling your newly free time full.

I just hope one of those spots will be saturday.

>>48138944
I'm just messing around anon, chillax

>>48138896
So no real change for the gentlemen.
Is crimson dad "alive"?

>>48138980
Well, I want to go back to doing a continuation of UMGQ or reboot

and a post epoc one

and a sci fi one

not all the same one mind you, another thing I'd love to do is dragons
cause they're fucking cool

>>48138964
maybe, we'll see

>>48139035
Think you can write Martin's last moments, that is, if he is no longer relevant?

>>48139118
Hmm, give me some time to think on that red haired fuck

>>48139141
No problem, thanks for answering my questions.