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[whistling Yankee Doodle]

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"Mike! You're back! What did the Flower People say?"

"There's good news and bad news. It seems like not all the slaves escaped, and some of them have been recaptured by the Sardaks. The Flower People are taking care of as many freed humans as they can - I bet they won't complain about their new vegetable diet!"

"What about those awful Sardaks?"

"They've got their fortress locked down. No one's moving in or out of it. The bright side is that I didn't spot a single Sardak patrol on the way back. What's that you've got there?"

"Binoculars! I found them in a crate a mile or so from here. It must have fallen out during the crash-landing."

"Now Eve, you know I don't like you wandering around on your own! This place is dangerous!"

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"I can take care of myself just fine, Lieutenant Adams!"

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"I'm sorry, Eve... it's just that I've been thinking about all the unexplained aspects of this place. That Sardak crystal... when I confronted the Sardak emperor, it was... it was though he somehow turned off the planet's gravity!"

"Oh, Mike, I know what you mean! Where did these Sardaks even come from? How do we all speak the same language?"

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"And why do these humans have a legend about us? More than that - why are there even other humans here? Yes, there's evidence to suggest otherwise, but the fact remains that when we left the twentieth century, the prevailing scientific opinion was that man and dinosaur did not coexist!"

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"You might be right about that-"

"What do you mean?"

"Take a look!"

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"It's Grug! Coming to pay us a visit, maybe?"

"Yes, but look who else is on the path!"

"What-?"

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"Oh, no... it's Big-Teeth! And Grug won't see him until it's too late!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever Mike does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>48099859
Pick up your spear and run towards Grug.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>48099859
Fire a flare to warn Grug somehow.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>48099859
Grug no see big teeth, but Grug hear big teeth.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>48099859

Shoot Big-Teeth with flare to distract it!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>48099859

shake head sadly at the dice, hope the end comes swiftly and painlessly

4chan wants Grug to die, apparently.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>48099859
Jump and wave arms like a madman.

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"Mike, wait!"

"No time, Eve! Don't worry, I've got the flare gun!"

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"Grug! Psst! Grug!"

"Mike! Grug want to see Mike, but Mike already here!"

"Shhh! Listen-"

"Why Mike talk quiet?"

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"Not so loud! I saw Big-Teeth on this path!"

"Big-Teeth? Mike crazy, Big-Teeth not here. Grug always hear Big-Teeth feet-sounds."

"Not this time. Trust me, that giant pain in the rear could be right next-"

[rustling noise]

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"-door!"

[roaring noise]

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"Didn't taste enough of my fire-magic last time? I'll help you remember!"

[dry clicking sound]

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"Oh, no! The cartridge must have gotten wet!"

"What that mean?"

"It means..."

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"...Mike no have fire-magic!"

[loud roaring sound]

"Aaaah!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! And someone else roll another d12 for whatever Grug does too!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>48100459
use one of the recently snapped branches to prise open Big-Teeth's mouth

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>48100459
Make him charge straight into a big tree.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>48100459
Grug smash this green snout with his club

>>48100547
>>48100533
>>48100503
>it's a bipolar dice roller episode

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"Aaaaah! Grug not want be eaten! Grug not tell Tala Grug have good-heart for Tala!"

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"Whooaah-oof!"

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[very loud roaring noise]

"Aaaaaaah!"

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[roaring abruptly stops]

"Mike! No! Mike not make Mike food!"

"Don't worry, Grug-"

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"-you could say I've got the situation well in hand!"

[angry roaring]

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[irritated lizard noises]

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[angry growling]

KRAAAAK

[very angry roar]

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[irritated noises stop]

"Hey, Big-Teeth!"

[angry growling]

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"That's it... come on, I'm right here... NOW, GRUG!"

[quizzical lizard sound]

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"You Big-Teeth, Grug big-hit!"

KRGRACK

[enraged howling sound]

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[wounded upset noises]

"I think that might have done the trick!"

"Why Mike talk quiet?"

"Because..."

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[wounded noises recede]

"...I don't want him to come back!"

"Grug think Mike have smart idea!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>48101396
Go back to our camp with Grug, see why he was coming to visit.

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"Well, waste not, want not, as the saying goes!"

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"Why Mike take that? Grug thought fire-magic not work!"

"There's a chance it might still work if I dry it out. Every piece of equipment that survived the crash is a priceless resource in this place."

"Mike have other progress-magic?"

"I wish I could say for certain. By the way, what is it you were going to come see us about?"

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"That right! Grug forget all about holiday!"

"Holiday?"

"Grug come, invite Mike and Eve to First-Fire! It most important day. Flower People not do ceremony. Flower People too afraid to make trip to sacred place. Too afraid to be seen. But Warrior People still always do First-Fire, since beginning!"

"Well, it sounds-"

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"Eve! You'll never believe what-"

"I saw the whole thing!"

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"Lieutenant Adams! If... if you ever do anything like that ever again I'll...I'll-"

"You'll what?"

"I'll... I'll feed you to Big-Teeth myself!"

"I'd like to see that!"

"Ooooooh-! Now, you just listen to me-!"

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"Here's something you don't know about - Grug wants to invite us to his tribe's holiday!"

"A... a holiday?"

"First-Fire! Grug owe Mike life-debt for all Mike do. Grug tell Urr, Grug want make Mike and Eve part of Warrior People. Share name, share tribe. What Eve say?"

"Well, I- of course, we'd love to attend your First-Fire!"

"Grug happy! Grug come back tonight, take Mike and Eve with to sacred place."

"Mike, our first party in our new neighborhood!"

"That's quite a silver lining you've got there, Eve! Do we need to do anything special for this First-Fire, Grug?"

"Mike and Eve just come with Grug to sacred place, bring offering to gods."

"Offering?"

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"Of course, an offering! I'm sure that will be... no problem at all?"

"We'll bring something... just right?"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>48102061
See if you can find some MREs among the wreckage.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>48102061
quick! grab some berries from the forest!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>48102061

ask Grug for offering suggestions.

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"Grug come back at dusk, take Mike and Eve to sacred place!"

"Sounds good!"

"See you soon, Grug!"

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[panting noises]

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"Anything?"

"Nothing."

"This is hopeless! We've searched every box, crate, container, and storage unit within a half-mile radius! We'll never find a suitable offer-"

"Wait a second - there's something caught inside here..."

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"Our last freeze-dried meal."

"It'll have to do..."

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"...it's almost dusk."

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"Grug happy Mike and Eve come to First-Fire!"

[stomach growling sound]

"It's... no problem at all, Grug."

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"What's the matter?"

"I haven't eaten all day... I was looking forward to this last freeze-dried meal, despite what my taste buds think."

"Oh, that's right!"

"Eh?"

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"While you were traveling to the Flower People, I ran some tests on the local flora-"

"What did you find?"

"Mike, it's amazing! There are so many edible things here - like those berries!"

"They certainly look ripe!"

"Not only are they edible, but they're more nutritious than anything found in our time! Here, boost me up!"

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"Careful-"

"Just about... There! I've got one!"

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"And you say these are perfectly safe?"

"Absolutely! I'd stake my medical license on it!"

"What that, Mike?"

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"Oh, this is the offering we fou- I mean, that we picked out for First-Fire. I hope it's acceptable."

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[sniffing sounds]

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"Ha ha! Mike make funny joke, always make Grug laugh! Even dummy know not to bring offering like this! Gods see offering like this, curse whole tribe! Ha ha!"

"No, wait-"

"That big-berry good offering, though. Gods always like big-berry."

Be right back, getting food and setting up new scene

>>48103101
how can he not like it, especially with that face?

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"Say, Grug, how much farther is it?"

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"We here already! Sacred place just beyond those rocks!"

"Mike! Look!"

"I see it..."

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"...but I don't believe it!"

"Mike, what... what is it?"

"I don't know-"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>48103596
Inspect the structure while people do ritual stuff.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>48103596
Ask old man what he knows about origin of the the structure.

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"Look at that!"

"Yes... whatever this is, it was made by humans."

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"But how can that be? This is more advanced than anything humans have ever made, but it looks as though it's been sitting here for a thousand years!"

"I think it's been here for a lot longer than a thousand years... but whatever this material is, it's incredibly durable."

"I don't like this place. It feels... haunted."

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"Haunted? That's not a word I would expect from a doctor!"

"I know, it's just... this place gives me a bad feeling."

"You're being ridiculous! Look!"

[sound of rapping on metal]

"This structure... whatever it is... it's made of metal. Some kind of metal we've never seen before, sure, but metal nonetheless!"

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[tapping sound abruptly stops]

"Mike, stop! It's not right!"

"Eve, what are you-"

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"Urr get fire started. Mike and Eve get big-berry and bring to circle now!"

"Oh, uh - sure, Grug. We'll be there in a second."

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"Long time ago, at very start of time, gods say to humans, 'Humans no live in world of gods! Live on earth, get eaten by Big-Teeth!'"

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"In world of gods, food fall out of tree, fall out of ground, fall out of sky. No Big-Teeth, no Sardaks. But humans make gods angry. Gods say, 'Make boat, go to earth.' Smartest humans make boat, get strongest humans to guard boat. Get plant-grow humans to make food on boat. Get medicine-magic humans to heal other humans, keep all humans alive on boat."

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"Humans sail on boat, but gods do one more thing, make humans remember anger forever. Gods make boat sail past new world of gods. Before humans make gods angry, gods making new world for humans, just like first world of gods. Boat points at new world of gods, but gods trick humans and boat go to earth."

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"All humans in world of gods go to earth, but all tell about three humans who know all tricks of gods. Three humans, got sent to earth from world of gods before others on different boat. Made by Soo Geeyamagoogee. Other humans on boat, Maikadams, Eve-Kar-Son."

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"They get sent on first boat, but gods use magic, make boat arrive later. Until Sardaks almost destroy all tribes. They come before, but they arrive after. That what first old man remember."

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"Oh, Mike, this is insane! If what Urr says is true-"

"I'm thinking it too. These people... the Flower People... their ancestors were just like us. Marooned here. Confound it, if only Suji were still alive! He could answer all our questions."

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"This place still gives me the creeps."

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I'm going to go pass out for a few hours, but then I'll be back and we can keep playing all day long!

If you liked this so far, most previous episodes of Lego Quest are archived on suptg along with all the pictures:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20Quest

and the official Lego Quest wiki has pages for Mike, Eve, the Sardaks, and plenty of other characters if you want to get caught up:
http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_Wiki

If you follow me on Twitter, you'll get a tweet when this episode resumes or a new one begins:
@EndmanOfFuturon

Thanks for playing!

>>48104846
Thanks for running LQ!

>>48104846
Thanks LQ! Your filenames always make me gniffle.

I came in after the last roll but thanks for running! This really reminds me of some old comics I read.

>>48104846
Thanks LQ.

This is outstanding stuff, but the absolute best part of these are the image captions.

>>48104902
>>48104936
>>48104937
>>48104945
Thank for playing!

>>48105069
Thanks anon! It means a lot to me when people say they're enjoying this! I always love running it, but it's great when other people are having fun.

I'm back awake now, so I just need to eat some breakfast and figure out what's going on, and then we can start back up in a couple hours.

Just found out there are aluminum Lego figures being carried on the Juno spacecraft. Figured this was the thread to post it in.

OK, had to put away this weekend's haul from the Lego store >>>/toy/5772976 but I'm getting close to being ready to start

>>48109821
That's some nice tree stuff you got there for this game.

>>48111053
Thanks anon! Pictures are taken, should be live in 10!

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[Urr singing indistinctly]

"Say, Grug, what exactly does the burning of these offerings signify?"

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"In beginning, all tribes live here, at sacred place. People agree, light fire, burn offerings, beg gods let humans go back. Since then, tribe remember First-Fire, burn offerings, beg gods let humans go back."

[nighttime animal noises]

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"Oh, Mike, I want to go back to our campsite!"

"Still feeling jumpy?"

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"It's not just the noises... or this place..."

"Then what is it?"

"I just can't shake the feeling that something's watching us. As though we're trespassing somehow."

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"That's ridiculous. Come on, let's go home."

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"Grug happy Mike and Eve part of tribe now!"

"So are we. You and your people have been more than generous to the two of us. Thank you."

"Tomorrow Grug take Mike where other part of Mike spaceship fall."

"You never know, Eve - that might be the stroke of luck we've been waiting for!"

"I'm not holding my breath..."

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"Home sweet home!"

"I never thought I would be happy to see this place!"

[indistinct sound]

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"Oh, Mike, it's that noise again! Something is out there, I know it!"

"Now Eve, you're being hysterical!"

"Lieutenant Adams, I am not being hysterical!"

...

>Ignore it and go to bed
>Investigate
>Set a trap
>Something else

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>48111654
Assert dominance.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>48111654
Tell Eve to go check while you wait behind for her.

>>48111487
I remember those things. I don't know how I ever got them but it's some of the earliest Lego I remember having.

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"There it is again! Please, Mike, do something!"

"Now Eve, if there's one thing I've learned about this place..."

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"...it's that everything here respects dominance. We've already proved that we can take on the Sardaks. We've taken on Big-Teeth. Anything else that wants to try and fight us is welcome to try, but as far as I'm concerned, this valley belongs to the United States of America, and that's how it's going to be until we find a way out of here."

"Oh, Mike!"

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"Besides, you said you could take care of yourself, right? Why don't you go out and investigate it?"

"Wait, what? No, I can't-"

"Why not?"

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"It's just that..."

"Are you scared?"

"Well..."

I hope Mike does the shoudler flexing thing again, that was hilarious.

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"...I'm not as brave as you."

"Don't be afraid."

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"I'll be right behind you."

[gasping sound]

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"H-hello? Whoever's there, you'd better shoo! I mean it!"

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[rustling noise]

"Eeep! Mike, I think there's something-"

[rustling noise stops]

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"H-hello?"

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"HENK."

"Aaaah!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever Eve does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>48112556
Pet it.

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"Eve, be careful! Remember, that's a wild animal! Just slowly back away, toward me, and I'll-"

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"Lieutenant Adams, if you lay one finger on this sweet, innocent creature, I'll never speak to you again!"

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"Isn't that right, you cute little thing?"

"HENK."

"It's just like a puppy!"

"Or a cow."

>>48112812
Why the fuck does she still call him Lieutenant

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"Or a -yaaah!"

[licking sound, Eve laughing]

"I think it likes me!"

"Either that or it's sizing you up for dinner."

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"I'm going to name it Pokey!"

"Eve, we can't just adopt every animal that comes sniffing for food around our camp! This thing could be dangerous, even if it is friendly."

"What about that smelly old three-horn you keep around?"

"Honker is a useful beast of burden! This thing is just-"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

>>48112858
She only calls him that when she's mad at him.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>48112939
Keep it. Eve needs a mount as well.

>>48112954
It's a suburban WASP mom gimmick...
I wouldn't be triggered if she wasn't an astronaut.
>tired_bugs_bunny.jpg

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"This is never going to work-"

"It's working right now!"

"HENK."

"That's it... come all the way out into the clearing... there!"

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[chewing noises]

"And while you're occupied with that delicious big-berry..."

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"...I'll just climb up here and get you used to-"

"Careful!"

"Don't worry about me! I'm a grown woman!"

"I'm not worried about you-"

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"HENK."

"I'm worried about that thing!"

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"Eee! Mike! It's not stopping!"

"Just hang on, I'll-"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever Mike does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>48113486
I'll throw it the fruit

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"Wait a second - the big-berry!"

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"Only one chance at this... good thing I was All-American! Time to see if it'll pay off..."

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[grunting noise, air whistling]

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"Eeeeee-!"

KLONK

"HENK!"

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"HENK."

"Aaaah-!"

"HENK."

[exuberant chewing noises]

"Had enough?"

What will you do now?

>>48113968
Flex.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>48113968
Get her in my arms romantically

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"Maybe next time you'll take my advice about keeping whatever strays follow us home."

"Oh, Mike, you're amazing!"

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"Come on, I think we've had enough excitement for one day."

"I suppose you're right-"

"If it's still around in the morning, we'll see about getting it more accustomed to us. Who knows, it might be useful."

"Goodnight, Pokey!"

"HENK."

Brick House was better, OP

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"Do you have to go?"

"I promised Grug we would look at that crash site today, remember? We need to leave early so we can get through Big-Teeth's territory before he gets out of bed."

"I know... it's just that-"

"Besides-"

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"If you're good and stay out of trouble, I'll bring you back a souvenir!"

"You're incorrigible!"

"I'll be back before dusk."

"You'd better be."

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[indistinct animal noises, roaring]

"Oooh, I wish Mike didn't leave me here so often! This place is so dreadful!"

...

>Get started making dinner
>Explore around a little
>Visit Tala
>other

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Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>48114579
>4chan left in control of a girl
you've had a hard time! treat yoself
rub dat clitoris girl!

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>48114579
>visit tala
Time to ask her a bit about that ancient site

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"Oh, Mike... I wish you'd come back soon..."

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"He really is a dream... so tall and handsome... that first night... the way we..."

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"If we ever get out of this place and get home, I bet he'll ask me to marry h-"

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"Who's there?!"

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[rustling sounds fade]

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"Why do I feel like this is related to that strange place Grug took us to last night? I bet Tala will know something about what's going on. Mike will be so upset if he finds out I left camp again, but I need to get to the bottom of this and he doesn't believe me!"

...

>Take some food
>Take the flare gun
>Take a stick
>Take something else

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Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>48115056
>Take some food
>Take the flare gun
>Take a stick

Try to gather another giant berry on the way, too--the stick should make that more convenient.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>48115056
>take all of the above
And go visit Tala.

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"I'd better bring some food, just in case I get stuck somewhere..."

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"Mike said the flare gun cartridge got wet, but it's had all night to dry. Probably as dry as it'll get, I suppose."

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"Maybe I should bring a stick as well. Never know when that might come in handy."

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"Whew! I wish I had Honker to carry all this."

[pteranodons screeching in distance]

"Oh! I should see if I can find some big-berries for Tala. I'm sure she'll enjoy those."

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"I hope it doesn't rain..."

>>48115543
Its going to rain pteranodons.

Just watch.

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"At least it's a nice day for a walk!"

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[pteranodon screeching noises]

"That is, if that pteranodon would stop squawking and following me! Get lost, you stupid birdbrain!"

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"Can't you hear me? Get out of here! Scram! Shoo! Get!"

[screeching noises fade]

"Finally! I didn't think I'd ever get rid of-"

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[abrupt screeching noise]

"Aaaah!"

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"I wish Mike was here... at least that pteranodon didn't get my food-"

[snuffling, crunching noises]

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"What - oh, no!"

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"No, Pokey! Stop! Don't eat that-"

"HENK."

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"Oh, no, all the food-"

[roaring sound]

"Oh, no! Big-Teeth!"

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Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>48116085
Pick up flare gun and be ready to shoot

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"The flare gun! I hope it works-"

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[loud growling noise]

[gasping sound]

[growling noise stops]

>>48116384
Pokey NOOOOOOOO

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[very loud roaring noise]

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"Now... now you listen here! I've got this flare pistol, and... and I'm not afraid to shoot it! Do you understand? Fire! Pain! Do you understand what's going to happen, you dumb lizard?"

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[terrified trembling sounds]

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[snorting noise]

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[low growling noise]

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[loud footstep noises]

[footstep noises recede]

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Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>48116630

That was too close. Go back to camp.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>48116630
Nothing really bad happened yet, go to Tala.

>>48116680

To be flooded with miles and miles of shit from all possible boards?
Please stop being a faggot and just scroll down if you don't like it. I can't even see how it's possible not to like this.

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"That was too close! Forget about Tala, I'm going home right n-"

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[nearby roaring sound]

"Aaaah!"

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"On second thought, I suppose I'm closer to the Warrior People's camp than ours!"

>>48116804
>>48116819
Is this the blair witch project

>>48116837
Obviously.

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"I'll be glad when I get there... I'd give anything to see another human being right now."

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"This whole jungle makes me feel like I'm not alone."

>>48116978
ye Gods!!!
a roundhead.

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[rustling noise]

"Who's there?"

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"I- I know someone's there! No use hiding, come out and show yourself!"

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"I know someone's there! Don't be afraid-"

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"-I won't hurt you unless you deserve it!"

[rustling noises]

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[heavy breathing]

"Hello? Who's th-"

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"-ere?"

"Eve! It me, Tala!"

"Tala! Thank goodness it's you!"

"Who else Tala be?"

"Never mind, how far is your home from here?"

"It not far! It just over that hill!"

>>48117255
>>48117235
Do you just keep those creepy spider monsters built and ready to be horrifying at all times?

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"Eve want big-berry? Tala take too many!"

"I'd love one!"

"Why Eve in jungle?"

"I wanted to ask you something... about that 'sacred place' we went to last night..."

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"Eve not like sacred place."

"No, it's not that I didn't... well, I suppose it's true. I didn't like that place. I felt like I should be anywhere except that place."

"Tala know how Eve feel."

"You do?"

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"Tala not like be at sacred place sometimes. Urr laugh at Tala, say Tala just act like little baby, but Tala not think Tala just act like baby. Tala think sacred place dangerous because of Ghost People."

"Ghost-?"

"Urr not believe in Ghost People. Grug not believe in Ghost People. But Tala believe. Tala know. Tala see Ghost People one time, when Tala little baby."

"Who are these Ghost People? Are they a tribe like you - I mean, like us?"

"Ghost People not like Eve and Tala. Not like any human."

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"Eve never see Ghost People. Nobody see Ghost People. But Ghost People see. Sometimes, Ghost People come, take somebody."

"Take... them?"

"Ghost People come, take person away. Never see again. When Ghost People see you... no escape."

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"Come on, Warrior People home not far!"

"Wait for me!"

>>48117255
hell yeah it's those guys. LQ you rock.

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Wow! I had no idea where this episode was going to go, because all I planned out was "Grug menaced by Big-Teeth", so if things seemed a little laggy it's because I was just making up the story and building the sets on the fly (the Sacred Place took longer than I wanted and in the end I forgot a couple details I thought would be cool when I started building it).

Either way, I love this setting and I had a blast, so I hope everyone else did too!

This episode and most of the last six-odd years of Lego Quest are archived on suptg along with full images:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20Quest

The official Lego Quest wiki will soon have a writeup for Pokey:
http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_Wiki

and if you follow me on Twitter, you'll get a tweet when a new episode goes live or a current one resumes, and sometimes you might get other fun stuff just because:
@EndmanOfFuturon

Thanks for playing!

>>48117715
Thanks, LQ!

>>48116767

You misunderstand me, I like quests. That's why I believe it's nice we have a new board to play them.

How having our own quests board isn't an advantage??

If you guys keep questing here and not there /qst/ will end up dying, and that would be a shame.

ALL new boards get trolled by all the other boards at first, it will eventually pass.

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For the anon earlier who liked the trees in this game, here is a side-by-side of all the major species. They all have vaguely-defined places within the ecosystem, and tend to show up grouped next to certain other plants or in certain environments. Some observant players might have noticed one of these plants is favored by a major character.

The second-from-left tree tends to grow in tight clusters of three or four.

Third-from-right grows to varying heights, but the leaves are always arranged in an even spiral all the way around (check pictures from previous episodes if you don't believe me!)

Second-from-right are Duplo flowers on a palm-tree base, with a regular Lego plant stalk inside the stud. A few pieces like these plant stalks and the small antenna pieces have bases that are just wide enough to snugly fit inside the hollow space of a Duplo stud. I ordered a few Duplo flowers in different colors especially for this game.

Easter eggs for this episode...

>>48101741
Mike told Grug that the flare gun was "progress", not magic. Looks like Grug half-remembered.

>>48102025
I hate making up holidays because I'm bad at it

>>48104340
Blacklights simulate the moonlight AND make fire glow

>>48104490
That red light is not photoshopped. It's a trans-neon orange 1x1 stud suspended on the backdrop and exposed to UV lights

>>48111487
The less I say about this the better

>>48112831
With Pokey joining the cast, we now have four different dinosaurs - Big-Teeth, Honker the tri-horn, the Wing-Teeth/ pteranodons, and now this lovable rascal.

>>48117808
Thanks for playing anon!

That's the last image slot, but if anybody wants more pictures or just wants to see some cool builds that people make, I'm always in the Lego General on /toy/: >>>/toy/5771411

Great episode. Thanks for running. <3

>>48117934
>I hate making up holidays because I'm bad at it
How can you be bad at it when you invented Snarklemass?

>>48117934
Thanks for running LQ.

Thanks for running!

>>48117934
Thanks!