>>48063851
BLOCKO EL ROCKO

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>>48063864
You win. Have a familiar shitpost

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Carrying an unconscious Commander Red between the two of you, you and Goku soar out of the compound aboard the Flying Nimbus, leaving the once proud fortress abandoned and half-ruined.

The Red Ribbon Army is beaten, and six of the Dragonballs are safely in your possession, but as always, there's a problem. The final ball isn't showing up on either your radar, or Goku's radar. It's strange, as before the two of you went to the compound, all seven balls were showing up.

It seems they're just broken again, so there's not much to do except go find Bulma. You hope she isn't too irritated about having to fix the radar.

Well, at least a stop at West City will give you the chance to deliver Commander Red to the authorities.

A sound catches your attention, and you look up to see if Goku said anything, only to find him staring at something below.

Looking down, you can see a group of people in the road leading away from the compound, waving their arms and shouting up to you and Goku.

>A. Ask Goku if he can tell who it is

>B. Ask Goku to fly down there

>C. Ignore it

>D. Something else

>>48064042
>A. Ask Goku if he can tell who it is
>B. Ask Goku to fly down there
"Just be ready incase it's more of the RR army"

>>48064042
>>A. Ask Goku if he can tell who it is
>>B. Ask Goku to fly down there

I mean, we CAN ignore it, but we aren't complete assholes or stupid enough to ignore a plotpoint anything.

Also, never watched any of dragonball, so most everything here is a surprise to me. Fun!

>>48064101
Great, glad to hear it

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>>48064101
>>48064075
"Can you tell who it is?" you ask Goku.

He blinks a few times, slowing the Nimbus down as he stares at the ground below, concentrating.

"It looks like...." he starts. "I know! It's Bulma, Krillin, and Master Roshi!"

"Well then, let's fly down," you tell him.

Goku changes the Nimbus' course, directing the cloud down to the road below, where your friends are waiting.

Bulma, Krillin, Master Roshi, Oolong, and some turtle you saw around Kame House once or twice are down in the road. When the Nimbus reaches them, you hop off and walk over.

"Look at these, they aren't even wounded," Oolong says, sounding kind of annoyed.

Bulma is glaring, and Krillin looks a little confused.

"What's wrong?" Goku asks.

"Nothing, we just thought you were dead!" Bulma snaps.

>A. Tease her and ask if she was worried about you

>B. Ask why she thought that

>C. Ask why they all came all the way out here

>D. Ask about the Dragon Radars

>E. Something else

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>>48064101
Spoilers: Goku is an Alien, called a Saiyan sent here as a child by his father to keep him safe. He's also got a saiyan battle jacket somewhere in Gohan's house.

>>48064227
>A. Tease her and ask if she was worried about you

>>48064227
>B. Ask why she thought that
>C. Ask why they all came all the way out here

>>48064236
Dragon Ball Minus a shit

>>48064315
That's not Dragon Ball Minus, that's Jaco the Patrolman.

>>48064227
>>B. Ask why she thought that

>>48064227
>B. Ask why she thought that
>C. Ask why they all came all the way out here

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>>48064335
"Why did you think that?" you ask her.

"I don't know, maybe because I thought you two were going to fight the Red Ribbon Army all by yourselves!" she shouts.

"I guess we didn't have to worry, you guys weren't crazy enough to try without some help," Krillin comments.

"But, we did attack the Red Ribbon Army," Goku tells him. "We beat them and got six of the Dragonballs."

"Hold on, you mean to tell me that you boys took down the Red Ribbon Army all by yourselves?" Roshi asks.

"Yep, we have their leader right here," Goku says, pointing to Commander Red, who has fallen through the Nimbus.

Bulma and Krillin gulp as they look at the unconscious criminal.

"I don't believe it..." Oolong says, looking white in the face.

"It was easy once we got started," Goku says before looking at Roshi. "And master, we climbed Korin's Tower, just like you did."

"WHAT?!" Roshi shouts. "You mean you made it all the way to the top?"

You and Goku nod.

"And you got to drink the Sacred Water?" Roshi asks.

You both nod again.

"Why did you guys come all the way out here?" you ask your friends.

"I don't know," Bulma huffs. "Looks like you didn't need us after all."

Krillin laughs. "We thought you'd need some help. Guess we were wrong."

>A. Thank them for coming to help

>B. Tell them you do need help, the Dragon Radars are broken

>C. Something else

>>48064500
>>B. Tell them you do need help, the Dragon Radars are broken
>>C. Something else
Tell Roshi that Korin said hello and he also gave us a Senzu Bean!

>>48064500
>A. Thank them for coming to help
"It's good to see you guys again, for a second I thought Tao had already gone after you guys when he thought we were dead."
>B. Tell them you do need help, the Dragon Radars are broken

>>48064543
Has Roshi even heard of Tao?

>>48064571
Yes

>>48064500
>A. Thank them for coming to help
Mention that we muderised Tao

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>>48064500
A
This thread needs more move inspiration

>>48064500
>A. Thank them for coming to help
>B. Tell them you do need help, the Dragon Radars are broken

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>>48064543
"Thanks for coming," you tell Krillin. "It's good to see you guys again. For a second I was worried that Tao went after you after he thought he killed us."

"Tao?!" Oolong asks. "As in, deadliest mercenary in the world, Tao?!"

"You boys fought Tao?" Roshi asks nervously.

"Twice," Goku tells him.

"And you're still alive?!" Oolong shouts. "Are you kids even human?!"

"Tao isn't one to give up unless his targets are dead," Roshi comments. "So if you're here, and he isn't, you boys must have beaten him."

"Well, first he beat us," Goku explains. "But, then we trained with Korin, and Tofoo beat him."

"By himself?" Krillin asks.

"Yep!" Goku says excitedly. "He wanted to have us both fight, but I knew he could do it alone."

Roshi stares at you in silence, losing himself to thought.

"Oh, we do need help!" you remember. "Bulma, the Dragon Radars are broken."

"Again?" she asks, taking yours and examining it.

Goku nods. "Can you fix them?"

"Yeah, but we need to get back to Capsule Corp first," she tells him. "All of my tools are there."

She looks over at Red. "We should probably hand him over to the police, too."

>A. Ride to West City on the Nimbus

>B. Ride in the airship with the others

>C. Something else

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>>48064776
>A. Ride to West City on the Nimbus
Fewer places for red to go if he wakes up

>>48064776
>>B. Ride in the airship with the others
slow day today huh

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>>48064806
You hop aboard the Nimbus, and ride with Goku to West City.

The others take the airship, and soon, you've all arrived safely in the Western Metropolis, which looks just like the Northern Metropolis, and the Southern Metropolis.

You wonder if the same person designed them all.

You and Goku deliver Red to the police, who at first believe you're pulling some sort of prank. However, when Red wakes up and starts ranting, they know you've brought them the real thing.

You and Goku quickly leave and head to Capsule Corp, where Bulma's in one of the living rooms fiddling with a Dragon Radar. Krillin sits patiently beside her, while Oolong goes to get himself something to drink, and Roshi trims his nose hairs.

"I don't get it!" Bulma shouts as the two of you walk in. "There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with the radar, so why isn't the last ball showing up?"

"Maybe it's so far away the radar can't find it?" Oolong asks, coming over and sipping at a glass of orange juice.

"If it's on this planet it should show up on the radar," Bulma tells him.

She looks over at you and Goku. "Was the seventh ball showing up before?"

"Yeah, right before we went to fight the Red Ribbon Army," Goku confirms.

"Hmm...then maybe that's it," Bulma says. "If something swallowed the Dragonball, it could interfere with the radar's ability to detect its energy signature."

"Swallowed it?" Oolong asks. "Those Dragonballs don't exactly scream "Tasty" to me."

"Some animals will eat just about anything," Bulma tells him. "But, more likely, something swallowed it by mistake."

"Well, if the radar doesn't work, maybe you should go ask Fortune Teller Baba," Roshi suggests.

>A. Fortune Teller Baba?

>B. You thought Fortune Tellers were fake

>C. Where is Baba?

>D. Something else

>>48065096
>>A. Fortune Teller Baba?
>>B. You thought Fortune Tellers were fake

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>>48065096
>>B. You thought Fortune Tellers were fake

>>48065096
>>A. Fortune Teller Baba?
>>B. You thought Fortune Tellers were fake

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>>48065119
"Fortune Teller Baba?" you ask.

Roshi nods, plucking another hair from his nose. "Whenever I lose something and can't find it, I pay Fortune Teller Baba a visit."

"I thought Fortune Tellers were fake," you tell him.

Roshi chuckles. "Most are, but not her. If it exists, she can find it."

"Great, but where do we find her?" Bulma asks.

"Have a map?" Roshi asks.

Bulma gets up and walks out of the room, returning with an old looking map and unrolling it on the table.

Master Roshi gets up, walks over, and produces a magnifying glass seemingly out of nowhere. He uses it to search the map, and points to the spot where you can find the Fortune Teller.

"Huh, well that's not too far by airship," Bulma says. "You boys ready to go?"

"Ready!" Goku says eagerly.

"Ready," Krillin agrees.

"Oolong, are you coming?" Goku asks.

"Are you nuts?!" the pig asks.

"Forget him," Bulma advises. "He wouldn't be much help anyway."

"She's right, totally useless," Oolong says with a nod. "In fact, you should never bring me on any adventures again."

>A. Ask Master Roshi if he's coming

>B. Make the piggy sound

>C. You're ready to go

>D. Something else

>>48065315
>>A. Ask Master Roshi if he's coming

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>>48065315
>>A. Ask Master Roshi if he's coming
>>C. You're ready to go

>>48065315
>>C. You're ready to go

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>>48065348
>>48065346
"Are you coming?" you ask Master Roshi.

"Who? Me?" he asks. "No, I think I'll just stay here. Bulma's dad has some interesting DVDs that demand my attention."

Bulma scowls, her face turning red. "Okay, let's go!"

You, Bulma, Krillin, and Goku leave the Capsule Corporation behind, climbing into an airship and flying away from the city.

Soon, you find yourselves in a desert, which, now that you think about it, there seems to be a lot of in the world. You come across an lake in the desert, at the edge of which sits a building. The building connects to several structures in the lake, including a pyramid, and what looks like a martial arts ring.

Bulma brings the airship down a short distance away, and the four of you approach the main entrance, where a line has already formed.

Five big, burly men stand in front of the building, not paying attention to any of you. From the looks of things, they're all martial artists.

You wonder what they're here for.

"Hello, everyone please form a single file line," a high-pitched voice instructs.

Something floats over to you. It's pink, with big eyes, tiny arms, a large mouth, and no lower body.

"Is this Fortune Caller Baba's House?" Goku asks.

"Teller" the thing corrects. "And it's not a house, it's a palace."

"That Baba is really something," a voice says.

A man and woman in fancy clothes walk out, ignoring you as they pass by.

"Who would have thought the necklace was under the balcony the entire time?" the man asks.

"Our daughter will be quite pleased to have it back," the woman says. "Now she can go back to the yacht club with her mind at ease."

"Huh, guess this Baba person does know what she's talking about," Bulma comments.

The pink thing chuckles. "Oh, yes, mistress Baba knows it all!"

>A. Ask how long the wait to see Baba is

>B. Ask Bulma what she wants to wish for once you find the last ball

>C. Ask the pink thing if it's a ghost

>D. Something else

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>>48065575
>>A. Ask how long the wait to see Baba is
>D. Something else
Can we get sick gains?

>>48065575
>A. Ask how long the wait to see Baba is
>B. Ask Bulma what she wants to wish for once you find the last ball

>>48065599
Possibly, or you can die.

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>>48065720
Anything for the gains SOM, anything
Aside from accepting Bulma

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>>48065599
>>48065628
"How long is the wait to see Baba?" you ask.

"Don't worry," the pink thing tells you. "Mistress Baba will see you soon."

A bell rings inside of the building, and the pink thing looks back, chuckling.

"Oh, very soon," it tells you. "Just after this next group."

The pink thing floats in front of the five fighters and escorts them all inside.

"Right this way, please!" it says pleasantly.

The fighters follow, stating that victory shall be theirs.

"Seems more like they're marching off to battle than getting a fortune," Krillin comments.

"Bulma, what do you want to wish for once we find the last Dragonball?" you ask your friend.

"The perfect boyfriend," she says dreamily.

"Really?" Krillin asks. "What a waste."

"That's what Oolong said," Goku tells him.

"LIKE I CARE WHAT YOU TWO TWERPS THINK!" Bulma shouts at them. "YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ROMANCE IF IT BIT YOU ON THE-"

She stops, going blue in the face as she looks toward the building.

The five fighters have returned, and all of them are badly injured, as if they've taken one monster of a beating.

"Heal fast," the pink thing says as they walk away. "Come back soon!"

"What happened to them?" Bulma asks nervously

The pink thing laughs and floats inside. "Right this way."

>A. You have a bad feeling about this

>B. You agree with the others, this is too much trouble to go to for Bulma to get a date

>C. This might be exciting after all

>D. Follow the pink thing

>E. Something else

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>>48065804
>>C. This might be exciting after all
Time to test out some new moves

>>48065747
What's wrong with Bulma?

>>48065804
>>B. You agree with the others, this is too much trouble to go to for Bulma to get a date
>>C. This might be exciting after all

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>>48065877
atm she's not a likeable character, but in z and beyond she's much better

>>48065804
>>C. This might be exciting after all
>>D. Follow the pink thing

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>>48065930
>>48065873
"This might be exciting after all," you comment before following the pink thing into the building.

Soon, you find yourself in pitch blackness, and the pink thing seems to vanish altogether. You can hear a faint humming, and a glowing ball appears in the center of the room, floating away from you and reaching a doorway.

With the doorway illuminated, you see what looks like a pair of skeletons standing on either side. And, you think you can see a person sitting on top of the ball.

As the ball makes its way back toward you, you see that the person atop it is quite short, dressed in a black robe and pointed hat, like a witch from story books. Her hair is purple, and her face is wrinkled.

"Welcome, one and all," she greets.

"Are you Fortune Seller Baba?" Goku asks.

"Teller," Baba corrects. "And yes, it is I."

"Can you help us find what we've been looking for?" Goku asks.

"Of course, I can see what cannot be seen," Baba promises. "If it is lost, I can find it."

Everyone seems quite pleased to hear this, with Krillin even commenting that despite her off-putting appearance, Baba seems kind of nice.

"Of course, there is the small matter of my fee," Baba says.

"How much does it cost to get a fortune told?" Bulma asks.

"Well, after taxes and with use of our coupon, the total comes to ten million zeni," Baba explains.

"Ten million?!" Krillin shouts.

"What's wrong?" Goku asks. "Is that a lot?"

"Uh, Baba, we don't have that kind of money," Krillin tells her. "Unless Bulma just carries that much on her."

Bulma shakes her head. "No, I didn't think we'd need it."

Baba grins in an unsettling manner. "Well, I do accept alternate forms of payment."

>A. Ask what those forms are

>B. Ask Bulma to just run home and get some money

>C. Is it fighting?

>D. Sounds fun

>E. Something else

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>>48066119
>>C. Is it fighting?

>>48066119
>>A. Ask what those forms are
>C. Is it fighting?

>>48066119
>A. Ask what those forms are
>C. Is it fighting?

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>>48066193
>>48066248
>>48066129
"What forms?" you ask. "Like fighting?"

Baba chuckles. "Exactly. Come with me, and I'll explain everything."

"Well, that doesn't sound so bad," Goku says, walking beside you as you follow Baba.

"She just doesn't know who she's dealing with," Krillin comments. "This should be no problem."

Bulma grins. "Yeah, you guys have got this."

Baba leads you outside to the large ring. "Here's how this will work. I will bring out five fighters. You will face them in a series of one on one matches. If one side's fighter loses, the next will jump in to take his place. Once one side has lost all of its fighters, the game is over."

"So they just have to beat your boys and you'll tell our fortune for free?" Bulma asks.

"Of course," Baba tells her.

"No sweat," Krillin says. "Three of us have fought in the World Martial Arts Tournament, very successfully, I might add. This will be no problem for us."

"Oh, my," Baba says mockingly. "I had no idea I was in the presence of greatness. I hope my paltry fighters will be worthy of you."

>A. You want to fight first

>B. Krillin should fight first

>C. Goku should fight first

>D. Bulma should fight, after all, she's the one that's going to make the wish

>E. Ask what the rules are

>F. Something else

>>48066368
>>B. Krillin should fight first
out of combos

>>48066368
>E. Ask what the rules are
>C. Goku should fight first

>>48066368
>>D. Bulma should fight, after all, she's the one that's going to make the wish
As a Joke, Then
>A. You want to fight first

>>48066415
>>48066407
>>48066399
3 way tie

>>48066407
What, do you not want to fight at all?

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>48066545
the best way

>>48066545
Hm? I just thought we should let Goku go first to scout things out a bit, is he just going to breeze through it with no problems? I've never watched this far into DB, so I wouldn't know.

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>>48066407
>>48066566
"What are the rules?" you ask.

"It's very simple," Baba explains. "You keep fighting until one of you surrenders or is thrown into the lake."

"That is simple," Krillin says. "I hope your guys are ready for a swim."

"Goku should go first," you suggest.

"Goku?" Krillin asks. "Aww, but we won't get a turn, then."

"Don't worry," Goku says. "If these guys are as tough as Baba says they are, there should be enough for everybody."

Goku hops into the ring, doing some stretches.

"So then, you will be the first to challenge my warriors?" Baba asks. "Very well. Fangs the Vampire, get out here!"

"Fangs the Vampire?" Krillin asks. "What a ridiculous name."

A bat flies from one of the nearby buildings. It's pretty large, and blue in color. It flies into the ring, hovering in front of Goku.

"This is nuts," Bulma says. "She wants Goku to beat up a bat?"

A puff of smoke surrounds the bat, and clears to reveal a man.

At least, you think it's a man.

His skin is blue, his hair is spiked, his ears are pointed, he's incredibly skinny, and he has massive, pointy teeth.

"You may begin when you wish," Baba announces.

Goku gets into a fighting stance, but Fangs begins to dance around, humming to himself, which seems to confuse your friend.

"Hey, I thought we were supposed to be fighting," Goku tells him. "Are you just going to dance instead?"

Fangs ignores him, humming to himself and continuing to dance around.

>A. Tell Goku to just attack him

>B. Tell Goku he should use his Kamehameha

>C. This guy looks pretty weak, Goku should have no problem

>D. Something else

>>48066762
>A. Tell Goku to just attack him

>>48066762
>D. Something else
be quiet. we should stop injecting ourselves into every fight we aren't in

>>48066762
>D. Something else
WATCH

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>>48066871
>>48066795
You stay quiet, watching as Goku curiously observes his dancing opponent.

"Excuse me," Goku says, stepping toward Fangs. "You know we're supposed to be fighting, right?"

Baba chuckles as Fangs continues to dance around.

"This guy's nuts," Bulma says. "Goku should have no problem with him."

"Yeah, if all of Baba's fighters are like this, we definitely won't get a turn," Krillin comments, sounding glum.

Goku walks closer to Fangs, dropping his guard altogether.

"Hey, are you-"

Fangs kicks out with his left leg, knocking Goku's out from under him, and causing him to fall face-first to the ground.

Goku picks himself back up immediately, glaring at his opponent. "Hey! That wasn't very nice!"

"Yummy, yummy!" Fangs shouts, leaning over and biting Goku's tail.

Goku's body goes limp, and he falls back to the ground.

Fangs, on the other hand, immediately stops biting, spitting and shaking his head.

"Yucky!"

Baba stares at Goku with interest, then grins.

Fangs tries to wipe his tongue, which is kind of difficult due to him wearing boxing gloves, and continues to complain of the taste as Goku stands back up.

"You bit my tail!" Goku yells angrily, kicking Fangs and sending him flying across the ring.

The Vampire screams, flying out of the ring. He's surrounded by a puff of smoke, and turns himself back into a bat, flying away from the water and high above Goku.

"How's Goku supposed to get him up there?" Bulma asks.

>A. He can jump high, it'll be fine

>B. He can use his Kamehameha

>C. He has his Power Pole

>D. You've got a bad feeling Baba figured out Goku's weakness

>E. Something else

>>48067033
>>E. Something else
keep watching

>>48065096
>You wonder if the same person designed them all.
MUH 4th WALL
MUH IMMERSHUN

>>48067033
>E. Something else
He's Goku

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>>48067063
You keep watching the fight.

Goku looks up at the bat, which laughs to itself as it flies in circles above the ring.

"Are you coming back down?" Goku asks it.

Fangs laughs, continuing to fly around, and you think you can hear him mocking your friend.

Goku calmly pulls out his Power Pole.

"Stupid, you can't hit me with that from down there!" Fangs taunts.

Goku lifts the pole over his head.

"Throw and you'll miss!" Fangs tells him.

"Power Pole, extend!" Goku shouts.

The staff glows, growing longer and longer, until it's stretched higher in the sky than Fangs is flying.

Fangs shrieks, turning and flying away from Goku, who chases him across the ring, swinging the Power Pole in an effort to swat the bat out of the sky.

"Yeah, Goku's got this," Krillin tells you.

>End Updates

Sorry to cut this so short, but the thread is pretty much dead. I'll probably run tomorrow, unless everyone's on vacation for 4th of July weekend, in which case I'll pick up next week.

I will stick around to answer questions and such for the next few hours, though.

>>48067289
Q. When do we meet Annin?

>>48067343
Probably never, since you aren't marrying Chichi

I Literally just got here...

>>48067538
Sorry, anon

>>48067576

I'm guessing it'll be DB Quest #41 for the next one?

Also funny question. How salty is Yamcha with Tofoo in comparison with how salty Vegeta was with Kaguya? Is Yamcha's salt able to overwhelm Vegeta's?

>>48068169
Tofoo goes less out of his way to antagonize Yamcha, so Yamcha's less salty compared to Vegeta through most of Human Quest. End of Human Quest Vegeta is less salty than Yamcha, though.

Also, seriously, watch out for Yamcha, he wants you dead.

>>48068289

So what will it take to build that bridge? Defend him from King Piccolo? Swear revenge on Tien for eventually breaking his leg? Perhaps save him from a Saibaman explosion?

>>48068642
Hard to say, though you may have help from a certain someone

>>48068702
Waifuing Launch when?

>>48068851
Probably never, but you'll see her next arc depending on what training you decide to do

>>48068934
Is Bulma surprised she's finally getting her wish?

>>48068994
Making some assumptions right now

>>48068934
Who do you think would be a good waifu for us?

>>48069093

Egg

>>48069093
Hard to say, maybe Bulma when you're both older, 18 has potential, Hell, Suno could possibly work too.