>>48012815

I groan, as the itching of the lust slowly spreading out of my "pot" as I lay back and wrap my wings around myself. I need to do something, anything. Make something, sing, dance, ruin some poor person's soul, fly around through the sky naked and free, read a book, take a bath, anything to get this soul sucking boredom away and gone, so I can go back to blissfully forgetting what I know. I smack my head with all four of my fists and roar in annoyance. And I can't leave the castle, so I can't go and find anyone to have fun with.

I whimper and hold myself...when I suddenly smell the faintest bit of lust on the air. I bolt up, and swear I hear something move somewhere in the darkness. M..must be my imagination. I giggle and wrap my wings around myself a bit tighter, making a wall of mirrors around myself and the bags, the golden orange light of my magic fading away as the walls rise up.

What do I do while I wait for iris to come back, so we can leave while everyone else is passed out or asleep?
[] Inspect the weapons and tools Karla got us [] recheck the bags
[] Try and force myself to go to the party 1d20+willpower
[] go for a fly
[] inspect the smell of lust 1d20+senses
[] Go to hell and have a little fun down there, before I have to go
[] go through the millers' rooms
[]Sing to myself to calm my nerves
[] Strip and run through the halls screaming
[] Make myself several plates of cookies, for comfort
[]Go to sleep
[]turn on the lights and take a bath
[] write in Also go a bit of work done on my

first drawing attempt, also realized the perspective I choose for it is pretty ass, still gonna try an finish it, but I may try to start another one in a different view to see if it's easier to make it look good. maybe who knows

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>48012825
>[] inspect the smell of lust 1d20+senses

>>48012825
>[]turn on the lights and take a bath

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>48012825
>[] inspect the smell of lust 1d20+senses

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>48012825
>[] inspect the smell of lust 1d20+senses
>[]Sing to myself to calm my nerves

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>48012825
>[] Inspect the weapons and tools Karla got us
>[] recheck the bags
Followed by
>[] inspect the smell of lust 1d20+senses
Its mostly a matter of experience to figure out what angles and styles works best for you, have you looked up any drawing help books/sites? I remember there are a lot for anime style drywing which helped my sister a lot when she tried to learn it.

>>48012825
>[] Inspect the weapons and tools Karla got us
>[] recheck the bags
>[]turn on the lights and take a bath
>[]Sing to myself to calm my nerves
Changing vote. Deleting old one.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>48012825
>>48012963
Seconding

So why am I curious? I bite my lip, feeling my heart thump in nervousness and excitement as I sit in my fort of mirrors, looking at my pale face as I curl up and try not to smell anymore of the want and need filling the air like a freshly cooked tray of cookies.

I shake my head and press my hand against the mirror, and focus. White smoke curls over my reflection as the wall slowly twists and breaks itself down into nothing but a few big chunks of sugar.

I grab one and chew on it as I stand up, following my nose to whoever is making that oh so bitterly sweet smell of desire.

And for a moment I'm thrilled, and more than a little curious as I tip toe down the hallways, sniffing the air and
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18+2+ 20=success
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I round a corner, and notice one of the doors down Vera's hall way open, the thick metal one all covered in chains. I tilt my head in curiosity.

And smell blood. I freeze, all good feelings flying out of me as I see blood dripping down the side, and pooling at the edge of the door.

And...there's a hand, with three of it's fingers torn off, leaving only ragged stumps of meat and bone, clawing at the carpet.

the hand slowly gets dragged back into the darkness, and I hear a happy giggle, followed by the snapping off bones, and the sound of leather ripping.

I swallow and start to walk backwards.

There's a sudden snap, a very wet one. I bite my lip, and shake my head. Why am I Scared? I'm a demon, and I've killed one before, besides I'm not tiny any...

My mind goes blank as a pair of red eyes stares at me curiously from the shadows, the arm falling to the floor with a sloppy thud. I Can see golden hair, as the things eyes glow. And slowly, a mouthful of mismatched fangs, all meant for ripping apart corpses like paper grin, yellowed, and red with fresh blood, bits of meat stuck between them.

cont

>>48013204
>And slowly, a mouthful of mismatched fangs, all meant for ripping apart corpses like paper grin, yellowed, and red with fresh blood, bits of meat stuck between them.
Oh, Hi Clementine.

>>48013204

I smile weakly, and nod as I walk backwards. There's a curious sniff behind me, and I stop myself from glancing back, pushing the sight of those teeth out of my mind, as I head back through the hallways.

Ignoring the footsteps I hear behind me as I go along my way, humming to myself, matching the tune with the snapping right behind me. And it's not enough to calm me down, so I decide to sing

"Lay la loo Lay la loo" I say slowly as I step into the main hall, picking up the pace as I go "Lay la loo, Laaay la loo becomes a lovely"

"Where are you going" A dried out voice asks behind me

SO I decided to run back up the stairs, nearly tripping over the bags as I go.

Stumbling and panicking, I bite my tongue so I don't cry out in fear, grabbing for any bag I can get my hands on as I rush down the dark hall to the bathroom.

Nope, not staying here and getting eaten.

"You Smell familiar" the voice calls out from behind me "I don't like that smell...it's a dirty smell".

And then I don't know what, but I get curious and turn around, flicking the light on as I turn.

and in the shadows at the edge of the light, there's a starved and skinny figure, soaked in blood, its stomach bloated from whoever she was eating.

its head is tilted in curiosity, and growls at me or the light actually covering its eyes as she lopes back into the darkness. I blink, and realize that thing was a girl, wearing a weird ragged dress

I stand there for I don't know how long, shivering and struggling to stand. I fall and lean against something. I turn and see that I grabbed Karla's gift in my hurry to run.

I sigh and shake my head...I feel dirty now.

Well I guess I could use a bit of a bath right about now.

I work my fingers under my bra and start to walk into the bathroom, humming to myself, trying to ignore the noises right outside the door...the pacing, and snarling.

Cont

>>48013318
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Yeah I really needed this. I sigh and lean back in the steaming water, closing my eyes for a moment, lifting my arms and splashing the water around as that girl claws at the door. I think she's just trying to mess with me right now.

She turned the lights off out of this room...and the water is getting cold.

and I can't stand sitting in it much longer.

Wrapping my wet wings overmyself, I stand up and peek over the edge of the bath, and see the long box of a gift all wrapped up in fine red cloth.


glancing back and forth to make sure no one is looking, I get out and start to open it up...getting dressed first off course, after a second a mulling it over.


Well...I have no idea how I carried all this without wearing myself down.

Laid out on the floor in front of me, is well a lot of stuff, there's a small hatchet, a handful of bright red crystals in a jar marked *fire starters*, a few spikes, A bundle which I'm pretty sure is a tent, as well as sleeping bags. There's a net and a few iron plates and pans.

But the thing that stands out the most.

Is a spear that's around my size.

It's handle is made out of rose tinted wood, and it's capped by a tear shaped blade the size of my head, with metal rose thorns wrapped down to about a quarter of its length. And right next to it are two curved daggers, with specially made handles for holding it with three fingers.

The spear...well it looks a little more like a staff than a spear, since I've never heard or seen anything with a point like it has.

I pick it up and hold it like one.

Hmm, makes a good walking stick at least.

I smile and walk over to the door, after I pack everything up...besides the spear, just in case.

cont

>>48013441
And use it to open the door and peak outside into the darkness.

I poke the spear out, and flick the switch on with it.

And see that the girl left me a little note on the wall

"Demon"

All scrawled in blood and claw marks.

I slowly creep out of the door, and see her red foot prints vanishing off down the hallway...thankfully the other way from the bags.


THE BAGS!. Oh she better not have messed with them

I rush down to them, and sigh as I dig through them, making sure they're all right.

and I do that for awhile.

I eventually get bored of course, and start pining for something fun to happen.


And then the front doors open, nearly making me rip my heart out of my chest.

"I smell blood" Vera says, as she slinks inside

"That's probably because you didn't take a bath sweetie" Maria says happily, dragging Layla behind her, as the brausr looks around suspiciously...or just trying to avoid looking her daughter in the eyes.

What do I do?
[] run and hug iris
[] tell them about the girl monster thing
[] ask where Mizuki, alex and Karla are
[]Ask them how the party was
[]blubber about the thing
[]smirk and see how they react when Vera finds out what happened
[] write in

>>48013546
>[] run and hug iris
>[]blubber about the thing
>[] tell them about the girl monster thing

>>48013546
>[] run and hug iris
>[] tell them about the girl monster thing
>[] ask where Mizuki, alex and Karla are
>[]Ask them how the party was

>>48013546
>[] run and hug iris
>[]blubber about the thing

>>48013546
>[] tell them about the girl monster thing
>[] ask where Mizuki, alex and Karla are
>[]Ask them how the party was
>[]blubber about the thing

>>48013546
>[] run and hug iris
>[]blubber about the thing

>>48013546
>[] run and hug iris
>[]blubber about the thing

And then I see my master, looking tired and worn out, covered in white and yellow flowers. She smirks for just a second, and starts to walk towards me, looking like she's about to ask me something. But before she can open her mouth, I'm clinging to her, blubbering and crying as I hug her tightly as I can, even with the impending doom I feel fill my stomach as I hold her.

"Hey" She says oh so calmly "hey...hey calm down, I can't help you if I don't understand the problem"

"Well there was this girl with" I say slowly, trying my best to figure out how to describe her teeth "Well, lots of really nasty looking teeth, and...she was eating someone, and...chased me"

"Clementine got out?" Iris asks flatly as Maria shudders.

"OH yeah she did, ate the guard Alex assigned to her" Vera says, almost in song "wonder who gave her the key"

"If Mizuki isn't in her room, she's being grounded again" Maria says a little angrily "is that alright darling"

"Oh, perfectly" Layla says sounding almost bored with the situation that's going on "...well I have a dog to go drag back to its home, so if you would excuse me, it shouldn't take me long at all"

"Sorry about that" Maria says softly "Clemetine is a bit of a...well freeloader we can't get rid of...and there's a reason we have to keep her in the dungeon most of the time"

"Unlike us she's...well a different blood line of vampires" Iris says "a much more cursed one, she needs to eat flesh...or hungers for it, she changes her excuse every time I ask"

"Not to mention she's a horrible influence' Maria growls "...Mizuki probably let her out again didn't she"

"Sorry papa, but no shit" Vera says as she tosses the severed arm down back into the hall

"Sorry you had to meet her" Iris says kindly, running her wings over my hair "I can imagine it was unpleasant not knowing she was...well here"
cont

>>48013874

What do I do?
[] Ask if we can go now
[] Hug her tighter
[] You know, you smell much nicer than *malizeral sit*
[]...Why is she here?
[] Wait, why would mizuki let her out?
[]Thanks Iris
[] write in

>>48013889
>[] Hug her tighter
>[] You know, you smell much nicer than *malizeral sit*
>[]...Why is she here?
>[] Wait, why would mizuki let her out?
>[]Thanks Iris

>>48013889
>[] Ask if we can go now
>[] Hug her tighter
>[] You know, you smell much nicer than *malizeral sit*
>[]...Why is she here?
>[] Wait, why would mizuki let her out?
>[]Thanks Iris

>>48013889
>[] Hug her tighter
>[] You know, you smell much nicer than *malizeral sit*
>[]Thanks Iris
>[]...Why is she here?
Well, I guess Ms. Stone ditched her at some point, wonder what happened to her anyway.
>[] Wait, why would mizuki let her out?

>>48013889
>[] Hug her tighter
>[]Thanks Iris
>[]...Why is she here?
>[] Wait, why would mizuki let her out?

>>48013889
>[] Hug her tighter
>[] You know, you smell much nicer than *malizeral sit*
>[]...Why is she here?
>[] Wait, why would mizuki let her out?
>[]Thanks Iris
>[] Ask if we can go now
>>48013918
if i remember correctly she has locked herself awat somewhere continuing her research in secret.

>>48013889
>[] You know, you smell much nicer than *malizeral sit*
>[]...Why is she here?
>[] Wait, why would mizuki let her out?
>[]Thanks Iris

>>48013889
>[] Hug her tighter
>[]Thanks Iris
>[] Wait, why would mizuki let her out?

>>48013889
>[] Hug her tighter
>[]...Why is she here?
>[] Wait, why would mizuki let her out?
>[]Thanks Iris

"Thanks Iris" I say sniffling as I wraps my hand together, and hug her a little tighter, pressing myself a bit closer to her as Vera walks off, leaving just me, Iris, and her mother

"Oh you don't need to thank me" She says happily, putting her wings around me, as I shivering...she so warm...and she smells oh so much better than all the blood that's been filling the air, I don't think I can...

"You know" I say, licking drool off of my lip as I press myself on her, leaning close as her eyes go wide behind her glasses "You smell much nicer than"

"Malizeral" She whispers, putting her wing to the side of my head as i freeze up, and my body waits for instructions, my desire chewing at my mind as I try and just get a little touch of her "SIT!


I slam on the floor, and she smirks

"Hmm, so when the moon is full does she turn human?" Maria asks teasingly "that's a pretty neat trick"

"Sorry Iris" I sigh shaking my head "So....why is...she here anyways?"

"Mom likes keeping her around, and she causes problems when she isn't locked up" She says shrugging "Much like you do when you forget your manners"

"Hey" I huff, still stuck to the floor "I can still hear ya you know"

"Well it's true, isn't it?" She says

"Oh I think she's cute like that" her mother says teasingly "you're just tsundere, and that's not entirely true, She just...sort of follows Layla around, like a puppy because...well lets just say she wasn't right in the head, even before she started eating people, because of her"

"Oh I know that, I just don't think Mali would like to hear about what mom did to her" Iris says, pushing her glasses up "But you can probably have a guess or two about it"

"I don't think I want to" I say as I sit up, rubbing my aching chest...marble hurts more than wood does errgh "But...why would mizuki let her out?"

"They're friends" Maria says "It's really not anything more than that
cont

>>48014179
Though, Mizuki does use her a bit...probably wanted to get out of her grounding"

"And she got someone killed for it" Iris says, shaking her head "Well, maybe she'll learn from this time"

"We can hope, can't we sweetie" Maria says patting Iris on her head "....."

She sniffles and picks her up, holding her up, as she starts to whimper a bit.

"Please be safe out there" She says sadly "An..and don't go any place weird, you got it? It was hard enough seeing Layla do it back then, but I...c..come back if you can, or write letters"

"Don't worry mom, I will, I will, besides I'm sure it won't be dangerous" Iris says hugging her back "I mean, I'm clever aren't I, and "

"Your mother would kill anything that hurt you" Maria says wiping a tear from her cheek, and turns to me "And you, take good care of her, keep her out of the sun if she hasn't fed, make sure she remembers to"

"Er....mom?" Iris says struggling to free herself

"No, I want to hold you a bit longer" She huffs "...when are you leaving anyways sweetie"

Iris hangs her head and looks at me

"Well, unless she has something to do..." Iris yawns "And please put me down, it's embarrassing"

"Oh, well now I can't!" Maria giggles, holding her daughter closer to her chest

What do I say?
[] why did you have to make it sound like a marriage?
[] Well...there's a few things I'd like to do
[] Oh sure, lets get going
[] Well, is there anything you want me to do?
[]write in

>>48014305
>[] Well...there's a few things I'd like to do
>[] Oh sure, lets get going
>[] Well, is there anything you want me to do?

>>48014305
>[] why did you have to make it sound like a marriage?
>[] Oh sure, lets get going
>[] Well, is there anything you want me to do?

>>48014305
>[X] Oh sure, lets get going
Let's kick this the plot for recovering the aunts off.

>>48014305
>[] Well...there's a few things I'd like to do
>[] Oh sure, lets get going
>[] Well, is there anything you want me to do?

>>48014305
>[] Well...there's a few things I'd like to do
>[] Oh sure, lets get going
>say good-bye to Jenny and tell her to try to not die or get kidnapped.

>>48014305
[] Well...there's a few things I'd like to do
[] Oh sure, lets get going
[] Well, is there anything you want me to do?

"Well" I say wistfully, looking up at the ceiling and closing my eyes "There's a few things I'd like to do"

"How echi" Maria giggles as she puts iris down "Well...this is goodbye...please come back soon, or if you"

"I know, I know" Iris sighs "I'll be back as soon as I can, and I'll come back if I don't feel safe, you've been saying this all day"

"Well I'm just worried about my little baby" Maria cries, wiping her eyes "the world isn't safe ya know"

"I'm sure I can handle it, I'm yours after all" Iris says happily

"haa, just like your mother" Maria sighs, kissing Iris' forehead "I...I need to go before I start crying"

"Dad, I'll be back as soon as I can" Iris says sadly "So please don't get too torn up about this...for my sake"

"I'll try my best" She says, as she walks up the stairs "Just, remember to write or...call me everything night"

"I got it...I got it" Iris chuckles, smiling and turning to me "So...are you going to do what you want to or"


"Well, is there something you want me to do?" I ask happily, shrugging with my lower arms as I cross my upper ones

"Nope" Iris says with a smirk "I was a little worried you'd go vanish for till morning, I will admit"

"Please, I wouldn't go running around on a day as important as this one" I say with a grin "So...lets get going?"

"Well we still need to get all of the bags packed onto our cart and..." She says tilting her head "Well I think I'll leave that to you, I'm going to take a bath before we go, just really quick"

"Gotcha" I say with a nod, humming as I move to get packing.
_

Well the cart isn't...a cart its more of a car cart sort of thing, like a room on wheels or something, I mean it's still a cart, pulled by a very...very unhappy looking horse with dead red eyes, and a gaunt skeletal face, but it has a table and even a bookshelf inside of it, and a couch, even a small shower in the back, as well as a freezer, and...a few movies I think Iris' mom smuggled in.
cont

>>48014624
And there was a deer head on the counter. Pretty sure Vera left it there. And it was stuck to the table because of there's was a knife the size of my arm stabbed through it, which must've been alex.

A small blanket in the corner, and...well a pile of books with...very...very distracting covers on them.

I sigh, setting the spear down on the couch as I walk out of the cart.

"Hmmm, you really do work fast don't you?" Iris asks, hanging down from the door way, nearly giving me a heart attack.

"We...well I always have, haven't I?" I stammer as she walks in the cart and looks around

"Pretty cozy" She sighs "is there a bed around here anywhere"

What do I say?
[] well...we have a tent and some sleeping bags
[] er...does a couch count
[]Not that I have found, nope
[] Hey, can we get some ice cream before we go?
[] what's up with that horse
[]How long where you up there for?
[] write in

>>48014723
>[] well...we have a tent and some sleeping bags
>[] er...does a couch count
>[]Not that I have found, nope
>[] what's up with that horse

>>48014723
[] Hey, can we get some ice cream before we go?
[] er...does a couch count

>>48014723
>[] well...we have a tent and some sleeping bags
>[] er...does a couch count

>You can always use me!
which will probably result in a SIT.

>>48014723
>[] er...does a couch count
>[]Not that I have found, nope
>[] what's up with that horse

>>48014723
>[] er...does a couch count
>[]Not that I have found, nope
>[] Hey, can we get some ice cream before we go?
>[] what's up with that horse

>>48014723
>[] well...we have a tent and some sleeping bags
>[] er...does a couch count

>You can always use me!

>>48014723
>[] well...we have a tent and some sleeping bags
>[] er...does a couch count
>[]Not that I have found, nope
>[] what's up with that horse
>[] Hey, can we get some ice cream before we go?

>>48014723
Are the other 1st gen vampires still around? Did they do well, or lose out with the new monster world?

"Weeeeell" I say, looking over my shoulder and away from Iris , trying to avoid looking in her in the eyes as I fiddle with my thumbs "We have a tent and some sleeping bags"

"Well that's good, but...I'm sure you can understand why I'd be a little...hesitant to want to sleep outside" She says slowly, frowning and glaring just a bit as she sits down at the table "So...is there a bed, Mali?"

"Er....does a couch count?" I ask, blushing as I look over at it

"Well you can barely fit on it with your" Iris says, running her wings up and down to mime my wide hips "You know

"I can" I say meekly, staring at the floor "But no bed...not that I have found...nope"

"Well that's fantastic" Iris groans, scratching her eyes with her little wings "Thankfully we have magic, and...well we don't have to sleep outside do we?"

"Of course we don't!" I shout happily, looking out the door as the horse snorts "So, what's up with that horse anyways?"

"It's dead, works better this way" She says calmly "though it's a little...well it draws attention, but...hey, can't complain can we"

She leans back in her chair as I close the door behind me

"Well, hope you're ready cause...we won't be back here for awhile" She says, snapping her fingers as the horse slowly begins to move, as muffled music plays through the walls of the cart

What do I do?
[] look out at the window
[] Run out and mess with the icy demon in the brausrs choice
[] Ask if we're going through the farms
[] try to figure out the sleeping arrangments
[] convince iris to camp outside
[] Make some snacks 1d20+potential
[] read Mizuki's books
[]write in

>>48014921
Well, lets count
Layla, Maria, and two unnamed ones continued
Bubblegum, and three others got replaced by usurpers

>>48015066
>[] look out at the window
>[] Ask if we're going through the farms
>[] try to figure out the sleeping arrangments

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>48015066
>[] look out at the window
>[] Ask if we're going through the farms
>[] try to figure out the sleeping arrangments
>[] Make some snacks 1d20+potential

>>48015066
>[] look out at the window
>[] Ask if we're going through the farms
>[] try to figure out the sleeping arrangments

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>48015066
>[] look out at the window
>[] Make some snacks 1d20+potential
>[] read Mizuki's books

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>48015066
>[] look out at the window
>[] Ask if we're going through the farms
>[] try to figure out the sleeping arrangments
>[] Make some snacks 1d20+potential

>>48015066
>Bubblegum, and three others got replaced by usurpers
What a shame I liked her.
So apparently Layla didn't get to advance her collection in the last hundred years?

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>48015066
>[] look out at the window
>[] Ask if we're going through the farms
>[] try to figure out the sleeping arrangments
>[] Make some snacks 1d20+potential
>>48015111
...those are some tasty snacks

>>48015066
>Layla, Maria, and two unnamed ones continued
>Bubblegum, and three others got replaced by usurpers
So did the other two decide to just forget about Layla killing two of the oldest, considering the loss of the other three? Bubblegum is pretty boned considering some higher up demon probably called dibs on her.

I sigh and climb onto the couch, pushing the blinds out of the way to look at all the bushes down the side of the castle road, and then at all of the fancy and extravagant looking houses and manors sitting at the bottom of the hill under it. The lights flash by us as the dead horse carries us along slowly, and I watch a few party goes walk down the street, monsters arm in arm with normal people, drinking, dancing and laughing together.

"Hey...think we'll head through the farms on the way out of here?" I ask as I tear my face away from the window, feeling a little numb from pressing my face against it

"Probably" She says slowly, looking concerned as I turn back to the window and look out at the filled and bustling market place...wait is that stall selling little iris plushies, aw I want one, this isn't fair.

I sigh and slide down the window, pulling myself up and turning around on the couch, before I lay down on it, crossing my legs as I try to get comftarble on it.

"So...where are we going to sleep?" I ask as Iris turns to me and frowns, pushing her glasses back up with a sigh "Cause I have a feeling you don't want to share this with me"

"And I don't want to force you to sleep on the floor either" She says flatly "Ha...damn this is going to be tricky isn't it?"

"Well I wouldn't mind, I mean I have enough padding for it anyways" I say smiling as Iris covers her face and shakes her head

"We also have magic that could easily fix this problem" She says as I sit up, and wiggle my fingers around, pulling and tugging on the pink cloud as it flows out of my fingertips and into the air "Oh? Making something to eat?"

"Well, just a little snack to pass the time" I say happily as blobs of pink smoke float off into the air
cont

>>48015140
Well they tried to intimidate her soon after ASQ, when Karla was young
Saw Lamia form, and promptly found excuses and gifts before gtfo, and adapted while the other three lived in the past

Bubble went out heroically

>>48015462
Iris glances down at me

"Do you really need more snacks?" She asks tilting her head as more blobs of smoke fill the room

"Oh, it's not like they go anywhere with this body of mine" I say, grinning widely, she starts to look down, and makes my grin slowly shrink bit by bit as she looks at my hips "Oh those are magical, and besides you're just jealous of them anyways"

"I didn't say anything' She says with a teasing tone as all the smoke cracks open with a loud pop and bright sparkle.

And then the cart is filled with bags of chips, cookies and other sweeties, as well as bottles of pop and other sweet drinks. Which nearly bury me.

"....." Iris eye's go blank as she looks around "Well, can't say I'm not impressed...wait, Blood and garlic flavored chips?...devilish chocolate? licorice lashes"

She tosses the bag at me

"Strange tastes you have" She says as the cart stops

"Hmm?" I ask as I start to try and get a bottle of lust flavoured soda open

"We're at first gates" Iris says calmly, looking through the piles of treats I made "Should be to the farms pretty soon"

What do I do?
[] visit my family before I leave
[] watch it as we go into the woods
[] Feast
[] force Iris to try some of the snacks
[]Think I could sell these in hell?
[] Tease Iris
[]Wait...there's another gate
[] Get excited about the idea of camping outside
[] Start a move
[] write in

Also danger/ excitement is soon to come, I promise if any of you are worried about this being nothing but lazing around in a cart/ camper

>>48015617
>[] visit my family before I leave
>[] force Iris to try some of the snacks
>[]Think I could sell these in hell?

>>48015617
>[] write in
Sing to distract yourself.

>>48015617
>[] Feast
>[]Wait...there's another gate
>[] Get excited about the idea of camping outside
>Sing to distract yourself.

>>48015617
[]Feast
[]Ask her if she wants some...the safe ones
[]tease Iris
[] watch it as we go into the woods
[]Sing to distract myself

>>48015617
[]Think I could sell these in hell?
[] Tease Iris
[]Wait...there's another gate
[] Get excited about the idea of camping outside

>>48015617
>[] visit my family before I leave
>[] Tease Iris
>[]Wait...there's another gate
>[] Get excited about the idea of camping outside

>>48015617
>[]Think I could sell these in hell?
>[] Tease Iris
>[]Wait...there's another gate
>[] Get excited about the idea of camping outside

>>48015617
nah i am not worried, i am quite enjoying the character interactions between Iris and Mal

>>48015617
>Also danger/ excitement is soon to come, I promise if any of you are worried about this being nothing but lazing around in a cart/ camper
Eh I like the SoL parts the most tb.h. Feels like it fits more for this quest.

>>48015851
>Feels like it fits more for this quest.
The overabundance of SoL has kinda killed several other of the quests, so while its nice, its certainly a good idea to keep a eye on not overdoing it.

"Wait" I say, sitting up so fast I nearly spill my soda all over myself "there's another gate?"

Iris looks at me like I'm crazy for a second before her expression defaults and she smiles just slightly.

"Well, for the richer distracts, its not as grand as the real, just an old iron thing to keep out unwanted visitors, it's usually open anyways, no idea why it was closed this time" She says, as she digs through the snacks "Edible collars?"

She looks at me accusingly as I go back to chugging my soda in one hand.

"What?" I ask as I grab the bag of licorice she threw at me, and scrunch my nose, before I toss it to the floor "I didn't make all these individually, they just came from my desires, which I happen to be made out of, I'm pretty sure"

"Or did you just rob the only sweet shop in hell" She says flatly as she pulls one out and sniffs it

"...do you think I could sell these in hell?" I ask, walking over to her, and nearly falling over from how the cart is moving

"I doubt it, pretty sure you're the only demon who'd actually buy them for the taste" She says with a shrug "Also, care to test this for me"

"Sure" I say happily as I grab the snack and chew on it "It's...like chocolate leather"

"then why don't you spit it out?" She asks as she grabs one of the devilish chocolates and nervously nibbles on it

"Cause it tastes good" I sigh, as I tug and pull on it trying to make it break up.

"Oh you're just being a glutton about it" She laughs shaking her head "....wait where does it go anywheres? do you actually need to eat?"

"Well I haven't felt hungry since I died" I say as I manage to get a piece of the collar off "So I have no idea, but it's not gonna stop me from enjoying sweets"

"But where does it go?" Iris asks sternly, with a violent glint in her eyes as she rushes up to me

"I dunno or care' I sigh "Besides you don't need to eat either do you?"
cont

>>48015991

"Yes, but you actually eat, usually if your body isn't meant for that it just piles up" She hisses as I suck on my treat

"Is that what happens to you?" I ask, trying to sound as pityingly as I can, covering my mouth with my hands

"No" She says flatly

"Oh so you're jealous it didn't go up here" I say pushing my chest up with my lower arms

"No, also, how do you still fly?" She asks tilting her head

"Counter weight" I laugh, hitting my hips "Unlike you, I need a lot of it"

I chew on the collar a bit as a chill goes down my spine as Iris' eyes glow red...and I realize I've actually annoyed her this time.

"Malizeral" She says calmly, taking her glasses off

And why does it feel like I'm looking at her mother?

What do I do?
[] keep teasing her
[] Take it a step further
[] say I was just joking
[] hide in the shower
[] flee to hell until she cools down
[] Apologize
[] act submissive and hope she doesn't say the s word
[] shrug and keep laughing
[] write in

>>48016098
>[] say I was just joking
>[] hide in the shower

>>48016098
Hahahahahaha
>[] Apologize

>>48016098
>[] Apologize
>[] act submissive and hope she doesn't say the s word

>>48016098
>[] keep teasing her
>[] Take it a step further
>[] hide in the shower
>[] act submissive and hope she doesn't say the s word

>>48016098
>[] say I was just joking
>[] Apologize

>>48016098
>[] shrug and keep laughing
>[] say I was just joking
>[] hide in the shower

>>48016098
>[] say I was just joking
>[] Apologize
>[] keep teasing her

>>48016098
[] say I was just joking
[] hide in the shower
[] Apologize
[] act submissive and hope she doesn't say the s word

"I was just joking" I squeak, backing away as I wrap my wings over my chest and put my arms over my vital as she just keeps walking towards me, looking a lot taller than she is "I..wasn't being serious, I'm sorry it was just a stupid joke wasn't it"

She says nothing, calmly striding over all of the snacks as I back away towards the shower room, smelling bleach and plaster as I get up to it.

"You..you're not flat or anything" I say nervously as I back into the bathroom, as she covers the door with her wings, blocking off my escape as she licks her fangs "I mean I mean I mean"

I yelp as my back and wings hit the valves. I slam the glass door shut, trapping myself in the small shower with a smug grin.

She looks at me and smiles

"You know I read a book on plumbing to" She says, putting her hand to the wall "Wonder what you'd do if"

"I'm sorry" I cry, pressing myself against the door as she laughs....and laughs.

"I was just joking mali" She snorts proudly, flapping her arms out as I'm in the shower.

I frown and watch her leave, as the cart starts to slow down, and the cabin gets a little darker.

"Oh....we're out of the city limits I think" She says nervously, wrapping her wings over herself like a blanket "I don't think I've ever been this far out before...I..this is"

She frowns and adjusts her glasses, putting on her usual empty, and expressionless face.

"A little unexpected" She says sheepishly, looking at the door "But vera's been out here hasn't she?"

"Pretty sure, also can't wait till we can go campy outside, with none one but us around, and a warm fire, and all the snacks we can stomach" I laugh happily

Iris just stares at the door

What do I do?
[] tease her *and get a very cold shower*
[] comfort her
[] try to scare her
[] take a shower without closing the door
[] ask if she wants to go for a walk outside *try to make her a bit less scared*
[] sweets fix everything!
[] Switch to Iris
[] write in

>>48016423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMEPiRa4O3w
Also this song fits mali pretty well I think

>>48016423
>[] tease her *and get a very cold shower*
>[] ask if she wants to go for a walk outside *try to make her a bit less scared*

>>48016423
>[] comfort her
I still want to make mali's ability with song known to iris asap, so maybe sing that first song we sang back in the grave yard, it was pretty comfy.

>>48016423
>[] comfort her
>[] ask if she wants to go for a walk outside *try to make her a bit less scared*
>[] sweets fix everything!
>[] Switch to Iris

>>48016423
>[] tease her *and get a very cold shower*
>[] take a shower without closing the door
>[] ask if she wants to go for a walk outside *try to make her a bit less scared*
>[] Switch to Iris

>>48016423
>[] tease her *and get a very cold shower*
>[] comfort her
>[] take a shower without closing the door

>>48016423
>[] comfort her
>[] ask if she wants to go for a walk outside *try to make her a bit less scared*
>[] sweets fix everything!
>[] Switch to Iris
Also Mail's probably used to cold showers considering she lived on a farm.

Iris Miller
_

this is the first time I've ever left home. And I'm in a little camper with Mali..and no one else, I mean sure we've got a few weapons but...well I'm pretty sure Mali doesn't know how to use them...still probably safer to give her a spear than any kind of gun.

I sigh and look at all the food she summoned, and then hear her banging on the door.

Did she get stuck or something. I turn and see her with that oozing grin of her's she gets when she gives into her instincts.

"Awwww poor little thing" She purrs pressing herself against the glass a bit, licking her lips "don't worry, I can keep you nice, safe and"

I press my hand on the wall, as her skin turns from a rainbow of colors, to pure white as her pupils turn into danger crosses.

"Warm?" She says with a weak smile as I force the pipes on.

Her skin turns varying shades of blue as she shrieks like a dying cat in surprise, her pupils turning to squares as she presses up against the door.

She pouts and stares at me like I locked her out side or something.

She sits down, letting her hair get soaked as she stares up at me, until I turn the water off. and she just sits there for awhile, I watch her paw at her dress with her hands, trying to magic the water away.

I leave her to it and lay down, curling up and shaking at every sound I don't know, as the horse slowly...oh so slowly pulls me away from home...and mom, and dad...and vera, Alex, Karla, even mizuki.

I frown and look up, and see Mali looking down at me

"Don't worry, You're not alone out here" She says softly "Besides, I'd sooner die than let anything get to ya, besides it's sort of my job"

"Thanks" I say happily, ya know, sure she might not be the "safest" Person to be around with alone, but, I can still trust her to have my best intrests in mind...wouldn't call her a friend if I didn't "Sorry about...that"

"Eh, I gambled and lost" she says calmly "and I've had worse showers before anyways"
cont

>>48016725

"Really?" I say as she frowns and leans over me again "What, do you need another shower"

"No, I just don't like how fear tastes" she snorts, grabbing me by my wing "come on, we're going to fix that"

"Hmm?"

"We're going for a walk in the woods, you're only afraid of something for as long as you don't look at its face" She laughs cheerfully, her pupils forming faint wispy shapes "I was the same with monsters"

"And mother" I say with a smirk

"I said that didn't I?" She says, sticking the tip of her long tongue out of her lips

What do I do?
[] go for a walk in the forest
[] Eh, we'll do it in the morning, lets just watch some movies
[]refuse and curl up into an ball
[] Punish her for saying that
[] Laugh
[]Ask if she wants the shower again
[]Dig through the snacks to find something not....Maliy 1d100
[] write in

>>48016789
>[] Laugh
>[]Ask if she wants the shower again
>[] go for a walk in the forest

>>48016789
>[] Laugh
>[]Ask if she wants the shower again
>[] go for a walk in the forest

>>48016789
>[] Punish her for saying that
>[] Laugh
>[] go for a walk in the forest

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>48016789
>[] Punish her for saying that
>[] Laugh
>[]Ask if she wants the shower again
>[]Dig through the snacks to find something not....Maliy 1d100

>>48016789
>[]Dig through the snacks to find something not....Maliy 1d100
>[] Laugh
>[] go for a walk in the forest

Got here a little late and catchin up from the last thread but yay I made it live!

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>48016906
actually remember the roll this time...

>>48016789
>[] Laugh
>[]Ask if she wants the shower again
>[] go for a walk in the forest

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>48016789
>[] Laugh
>[] go for a walk in the forest
>[]Dig through the snacks to find something not....Maliy 1d100

I laugh, I don't do it often, so It might've sounded a little strange. Mali certainly looks surprised by it, since her pupils turn into exclamation points when I start. But she quickly joins me, covering her mouth so her tongue doesn't end up rolling out of it.

"Are you sure you don't want a shower again?" I say so sweet it sounds sadistic

"Nooooo" She says, smiling as she folds her arms behind her back innocently "So, want to go out for awhile?"

I stare at the door, and tilt my head...I'm a creature of the night, I shouldn't be afraid about it, but still.

"Take the spear" I say, walking past Mali, whistling sharply to make the horse stop in its tracks.

"You know I don't know how to use this right?' She says as I open the door and she hops down after me, as I stop and stare at the shadows past the road.

I swallow, and push my glasses up.

"So" Mali says, sounding a little uneasy herself "this is where dad would never let me go...well good thing Vera's been killing the beasts in it"

"Oh definitely" I say as I hear a sudden shriek from the forest

What do I do?
[] Walk around the road
[] go off the path a bit
[] get a flash light really quick
[] Against all judgement, follow the noise
[] just chase mali around
[] Tease Mali
[] Alright, that's enough forest for now!
[]write in

>>48017100
>[] just chase mali around

>>48017100
>[] get a flash light really quick
>[] just chase mali around
>[] Tease Mali

>>48017100
>[] just chase mali around
>[] Tease Mali

>>48017100
>[] Walk around the road
>[] Against all judgement, follow the noise
>[] Tease Mali

>>48017100
>[] get a flash light really quick
>[] Against all judgement, follow the noise

Well maybe she inherited the catlike curiosity.

>>48017100

"Hey Mali" I ask as I notice an extra weight on me "Are you scared"

"No" She says, the colors slowly fading from her, leaving her a plain milky white as her pupils stay as exclamation points "I just was making sure you weren't going to run back into the cart or anything"

"Really?" I ask tilting my head, grabbing the back of her bra as she smiles smugly and laughs

"Yeah, I mean you nearly flew off there and" Her eyes go wide as I tug on the back of the bra and let go.

And then she gone, running for the forest. SO I chase after her, so I don't end up left all alone out here. And I think I end up making it worse for her in her panic. Especially since she seems to terrified to realize it's me laughing. So I run after her, hoping over roots and bushes, using only my eyes to guide me as Mali stumbles through the dark.

She holds her spear out and I laugh as she turns bright red and pink, before the rest of the colors return to her

"Guess all that extra weight didn't do you any good there" I say flatly as she turns primarily red, holding the spear up to help her stand up "So clumsy, and you've been walking all your life...shameful"

"and I thought you were going to be the one in danger" She sighs, leaning on her spear...in very well...inappropriate way, but I'm pretty sure she isn't doing it on purpose "my heart can't handle that sort of thing"

"Oh you've gone through worst" I say as she looks away and squints

"Is that a fire?"She asks, turning towards like she's going to walk to it

What do I do?
[] Stop her
[] walk over with her
[] go back to the camper
[] switch to mali
[] try and ignore the fact she's only wearing half a dress
[]practice one of my magics *Which?*
[] write in

>>48017420
[x] walk over with her
Ahoy the camp

>>48017420
>[] walk over with her
>[] switch to mali
>[] try and ignore the fact she's only wearing half a dress

>>48017420
>[] walk over with her

>>48017420
>[] walk over with her
>[] try and ignore the fact she's only wearing half a dress

>>48017420
>[] walk over with her
>[] try and ignore the fact she's only wearing half a dress
>[]fail

>>48017420
>[] walk over with her

And she does. I take a moment to look back at the camper and sigh...well not losing my familiar this time. So despite my best judgement I follow her deeper into the woods.

I watch her back, and try my best to ignore the fact that she's only wearing half of a dress, with barely anything under it. It's so normal looking at her from the front, but that back. I groan and shake my head, well it's not like I haven't seen this side of her before, still it's kind of distracting.

Does she feel cold? or is her body so wired that she only feels discomfort when she's wearing too much clothing? maybe it's some kind of adaptation to hell or...well what most demons like her do. And that's not even getting into how she sways with every step now.

Even though she's a rather innocent girl...some times at least, it's still really hard to focus when she's throwing her hips around...seriously everytime I look at her, her body just gives me more questions. Though I'm still wondering where all the snacks she has actually go, since she doesn't need to eat!

I sigh and wrap my wings around myself, shivering as I start to smell something cooking, and hear a bit of laughing.


Mali stops and cackles, holding her spear out. I walk up to her and squint past her, and see about...five? people sitting around a fire, wearing ponchos and hats...can't tell if they're human or monster.

What do I do?
[] watch them
[] greet them
[] Force mali to greet them
[]Snap my fingers and use Alchemy to make the fire change colors 1d20+ my potential+ bonus for being close to mali
[] Wait, what are people doing this far out of the city?
[] write in

>>48017763
>[] watch them
>[] Wait, what are people doing this far out of the city?

>>48017763
>[] watch them
>[] Wait, what are people doing this far out of the city?

>>48017763
>[] watch them
>[] Force mali to greet them

>>48017763
>[] greet them
>[] Force mali to greet them
>[] Wait, what are people doing this far out of the city?

>>48017763
>[] watch them
>[] Wait, what are people doing this far out of the city?

>>48017763
>[] watch them
>[] Wait, what are people doing this far out of the city?
After listening for about 2-3 minutes
>[] Force mali to greet them

>>48017763
>[] watch them
>[] Force mali to greet them

I frown, and lean against a tree, watching them for awhile as they sit around drinking beer, and shoveling spoon full of beans and other things out of old cans as they laugh and talk to each other.

"Wait" I say slowly, as the one girl in the group tries to drunkenly dance around and falls on her ass "What are people doing this far out of the city?"

"Maybe they're on a bit of a trip?" Mali asks "Part of a cuuult, or traveling, never know really"

"Hmm" I turn back, it seems like they set this place up as a bit of a..well camp, but not just a few tents, they've put up lines of salt and even hung up pieces of iron... they're trying to ward something off, now that's normal, but...but, they've got the starting of a cabin behind them.

"they're living out here" I say slowly shaking my head and grooming my ears "or trying to at least"

Mali frowns as I look at her, trying to smile as she glance between me and them

"Why are you" She asks quitely, so we aren't heard

"Well go and greet them" I say with a smirk

she puts a hand on her forhead and nods, slowly pushing her way through the bushes to them.

switch to mali?
[] Yes
[] No, watch her as Iris from here
[] write in

>>48018009
>[] Yes

>>48018009
>[] Yes

>>48018009
>[] Yes

"H-hey there guys...want some help making some smores?"

>>48018009
>[] No, watch her as Iris from here

>>48018009
>[] Yes

Malizeral
_
Ow...ow..ow. Why do these bushes have thorns? are they black berries or something. I really wish I could wear pants without wanting to rip my skin off right about now. Sighing, I push the bushes away with the end of my spear, making it a little easier to walk through the dark forest, towards the bunch of drunks sitting around a fire like they're at a dinner.

the top of the spear hits a twisted bit of metal, and one of the men turn and reaches for a rifle. I freeze and step out, holding my arms out, all four of them

"You're" He says slowly, looking down me and blushing as his friends also take the time to stare "no a fairy or...blood sucker are ya, you're not all well wasted away"

His accent is weird, like he's say the w in a very...odd way.

"Never seen nothing like her before" another hiccups

"Bah, we didn't even stick around in the capital when we sailed over here" another laughs

"Hey!" The girl says from the ground "ya said it felt like you were in a cage"

"Well, to be fair we saw a man get eaten alive by sirens when we got there" the one with the rifle snorts "Besides, we'll go back, in a bit, just need to adjust to the air first"

"And what that fuckin mean?" the hiccuping one grunts

The man with a rifle turns to explain and I step forward

and he aims at me

"Oi, monster, ya don't eat men do ya? Heard those kinds are allowed to settle down in this place" He says sternly, trying to scare me "go on speak, you can right?"

Foreigners...

What do I say?
[] Well, I know one who would but...not in the way you think
[] You don't seem to care with how much you're staring
[] Just one a walk in the woods, stop being so paranoid, you outsiders are always so twitchy
[] Eh, only eat sweets,sorry
[] What are you all looking at*sway hips a bit more*
[] It isn't safe out here
[] *turn his gun edible and eat it* 1d20+potential
[] Of course not, I just enjoy messing with them
[] Sirens? I've met them, they're friendly if you know how to treat them
[]write in

>>48018214
>[] You don't seem to care with how much you're staring
>[] Eh, only eat sweets,sorry
>[] What are you all looking at*sway hips a bit more*

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48018214
>[] What are you all looking at*sway hips a bit more*
>[] Eh, only eat sweets,sorry
>[] Make an angel cake

>>48018241
Well okay then God. It seems we're gonna play it hardball then.

>>48018214
>[] Of course not, I just enjoy messing with them
>[] Sirens? I've met them, they're friendly if you know how to treat them

>>48018214
>[] Of course not, I just enjoy messing with them
>[] Sirens? I've met them, they're friendly if you know how to treat them

>>48018214
>[] You don't seem to care with how much you're staring
>[] Just one a walk in the woods, stop being so paranoid, you outsiders are always so twitchy
>[] Sirens? I've met them, they're friendly if you know how to treat them

>>48018214
>[] You don't seem to care with how much you're staring
>[] Eh, only eat sweets,sorry
>[] It isn't safe out here
>[] Sirens? I've met them, they're friendly if you know how to treat them

>>48018214
>[] You don't seem to care with how much you're staring
>[] Just one a walk in the woods, stop being so paranoid, you outsiders are always so twitchy
>[] What are you all looking at*sway hips a bit more*

>>48018241
You didn't even have to roll you fucking cunt, Now we're stuck with a crit fail because you decided to roll.

>>48018353
using magic needs a roll. I wanted to vote to make food. Dice gods apparently want to summon an angel instead of a cake. Don't even know how it would work since it is literally the only dice roll and option to make anything.

>>48018353
>You didn't even have to roll you fucking cunt,
Actually he did, he voted for a Spell

>>48018214
>[] You don't seem to care with how much you're staring
>[] Eh, only eat sweets,sorry
>[] It isn't safe out here
>[] Sirens? I've met them, they're friendly if you know how to treat them

"You don't seem to care with how much you're staring" I say teasingly, pointing at him as I step forward, trying to spin my spear around, but I only end up fumbling with it with all of my arms

I stare at them and down at my spear, and laughing nervously, scratching the back of my head as they look at me blankly, like they're not sure if they should be laughing at me or not.

"Eh, only eat sweets" I say sheepishly, as I try my best to hold back the growing voice telling me to just have some fun with them, and it has some pretty convincing arguments...but then again so does flying through the air for that rush I soooo crave

"What?" the girl says in confusion "You're...serious, this isn't just a prank or something is it?"

"I think she's an idiot, or drunk off her ass" the one with two beers says with a yawn "or she's trying to trick us"

"I think she's just lonely, I mean wouldn't she be thrown out of the city for wearing a dress that manky?" the hiccuping one says, pointing his beer at me

"Maybe she went for a swim" the girl laughs "I mean she has enough meat on her for the sirens to nibble on"

"All of you dumnbass shut up, we're not sure if she's safe yet" the one with the rifle says, slurrying his words "So...did the sirens rip you dress up or something"

"Sirens?" I ask, leaning back as the man leans over his rifle "I've met them, they're friendly if you know how to"

*BANG*
It takes me a moment to realize I wasn't shot, and when I do the drunks are all cursing.

And the shriek from earlier rings out through the woods.

Followed closely by Iris screaming

Which sends me crumpling to the ground to cover my ears.

the drunk with the gun curses as the iron rings and shakes around.

And then the first shriek rings out, again, much angrier than before

What do I do?
[] make a wall around the camp 1d20+potential
[] Grab my spear and get ready
[] curse at them for being idiots
[] get iris and get out of here
[]flee to hell
[]Tell them to run
[] write in

>>48018590
>[] Grab my spear and get ready
>[] curse at them for being idiots
>[] get iris and get out of here
>[]Tell them to run

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>48018590
>[] make a wall around the camp 1d20+potential
>[] Grab my spear and get ready
>[] curse at them for being idiots
>[] get iris

>>48018590
>[] Grab my spear and get ready
>[] curse at them for being idiots
>[] get iris and get out of here
>[]Tell them to run

>>48018590
>[] Grab my spear and get ready
>[] get iris and get out of here
>[]Tell them to run

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>48018590
>[] make a wall around the camp 1d20+potential
>[] Grab my spear and get ready
>[] curse at them for being idiots

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>48018590
>[] Grab my spear and get ready
>[] make a wall around the camp 1d20+potential

Get Iris in here as well. No need to keep her out there when something is creeping around that isn't her.

And the forest suddenly decides to wake up.

"Don't just stand there!" I shout as I scoop the spear up and start to run for it "run you damn idiots, you're going to get killed if you don't get a move on you stupid fucks!"

And I turn and run from them, back to iris.

"Run run" I shout as I run past her, grabbing her wing with my spare hand as I try to run with a spear in two of them, which is really a lot more difficult than those cartoon movies make it look.

"Well this has gone terribly!" She shouts, nearly making me fall over from how much it hurts my ears, I think she's a little deaf right now from all the screaming

I look back and hear another gun shot as the fire is stomped out. There's a scream that ends far too quickly. And another long drawn out shriek by...something.

I shake my head and go back to running. Well, I did my best to save him, I told him to run, didn't I

"Wha..is that my body?" his voice asks dumbly

roll 1d20+agility

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>48018832

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48018832

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48018832

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>48018832

Time to spend a point. Ouch, these rolls tonight.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>48018832

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>48018832
You should have rolled for the wall.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>48018832

>>48018846
>>48018851
Well, this is certainly going to be the promised "excitement".
Looks like we definitly inherited Laylas dice.

>>48018875
>implying the last two wouldn't have been nat 1s too
Really there is no escaping the dice gods.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QXNtLaOnSE
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And I trip, I don't know what I trip on, but whatever it was, was solid and hard enough to catch my foot and hold it in just the right way as I fell to the ground, pushing Iris out of the way so I don't pull her down with me.

She stumbles, and the world goes in slow motion for what feels like forever, my heat beating in my chest like a cannon. Iris looks back at me with a terrified look in her eyes, which are glowing red.

And then the world goes back to normal, and I slam into the ground with a loud c..

I feel my leg break and the bone rip through my skin as I hit the ground with a screech out of hell, like glass being ground against gravel, tossed into a grinder with live wires and finally set on fire after they tossed it and a few rocks into a giant blender.

Iris falls over, clutching her ears as black tears roll down my face.

I rip my foot out of the root and try to get up.

And then I hear sniffing behind me

I turn, using my staff like spear to hold my self up as I try to stand on my leg with out falling over or just crying like a baby as I feel the bone forcing it's way back into place, slowly as my leg limply slips and slides under.


I can see the beast. It's a big...furry white thing, it's eyes covered in scars, it's mouth split down the middle of it's cat like face, with a tongue rolling out of it, covered in spikes as it stands like an ape, slowly ripping the man with the rifle in half.

it tilts its head at me.

My hand reaches down for my leg, and I feel my own blood, warm and sticky like cooked sugar.

And what do I do?
[] Make Iris scream at it 1d20+her potential
[] Change my blood to something else to throw it of 1d20+ my pot
[] Make a wall to buy sometime
[] Bend the forest around me try and hide for it for awhile 1d20+potential
[] stand perfectly still
[] fly up
[] try to throw the spear 1d100
[] Whip it with my tongue 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>48019097
>[] fly up
>[] try to throw the spear 1d100

Rolled 5, 8 = 13 (2d20)

>>48019097
>[] Make Iris scream at it 1d20+her potential
>[] Change my blood to something else to throw it of 1d20+ my pot

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>48019097
[] fly up
[] try to throw the spear 1d100

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>48019097
>[] try to throw the spear 1d100

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>48019097
>[] Make a wall to buy sometime
>[] fly up
>[] try to throw the spear 1d100

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>48019097
>[] fly up
>[] try to throw the spear 1d100
>[] Make Iris scream at it 1d20+her potential
gonna roll for Iris as well.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>48019270
come on Iris lets not disappoint Mom and Dad!

But I still got one good leg, and well...I just hope I don't fuck this up. I take a deep breath, and flap my wings as I leap into the air, making a lot of noise as the beast sniffs the air for me, and hiss, trying to swat at me as I fly above it. I lift the spear over my head like I'm about to throw it down, as the monster leaps up to almost its own height up into the air.

And I toss the spear down. It doesn't look like I did it right, but it got stuck into its arm, and drew blood.

It lands, and turns to it, licking the blood as it tries to rip out the spear like it's a splinter.

What do I do?
[] grab onto it and force one kind of magic into it 1d20+potential and agility to avoid getting bitch slapped
[] Fly back and try to get away with iris 1d100
[] Land and try to trap it by swirling the camp ground around with change 1d20+pot
[] strangle it with my tongue 1d100
[] Kick the fucking spear in deeper 1d100
[] lead it away from iris
[] Spend demonic favor to fall into your instincts
[] Create something to help me 1d20+pot *what*
[]write in

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>48019342
>[] Land and try to trap it by swirling the camp ground around with change 1d20+pot

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>48019342
>[] grab onto it and force one kind of magic into it 1d20+potential and agility to avoid getting bitch slapped
>[] lead it away from iris
>[] Spend demonic favor to fall into your instincts
That turning stuff into food seemed really effective. Even one limb is really good.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>48019342
>[] Land and try to trap it by swirling the camp ground around with change 1d20+pot
We need something that can really stick to it, like caramel

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>48019342
>[] Land and try to trap it by swirling the camp ground around with change 1d20+pot

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>48019342
>[] grab onto it and force one kind of magic into it 1d20+potential and agility to avoid getting bitch slapped

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48019342
>[] Land and try to trap it by swirling the camp ground around with change 1d20+pot
>[] lead it away from iris

>>48019395
Sixth one, anyway.

>>48019395
NOT AGAIN DICE GODS! HA!

Rolled 1 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>48019342
>[] lead it away from iris
>[] Land and try to trap it by swirling the camp ground around with change 1d20+pot

>>48019395
>>48019413
Oh man, dice want us dead. Good thing anon and I were late.

I drop to the ground, landing on my knee that isn't looking like a piece of skewered meat right now. But my other one still hurts, even more now that I can feel the edge of the bone cutting through my skin. I bite my lips and shake my head as the thing turns to me, and snort, waving a finger as it goes back to removing the spear out of its shoulder.

And I slam my fists into the blood coated ground, smirking the stones around the fire, and the iron charms hanging from the trees glow white as the camp swirls around, pulling the monsters legs into the ground.

It glares at me, and shrieks, its tongue lashing out as it gets down on all fours, and looks me in the eyes as it struggles to free itself.

I start to hobble away, limping and trying to hold the bone in my leg in place, and hear it's bones crack as it rips its legs back and forth to chase me, shrieking like I was just now.

I'm sweating, and the thing is going to be on me pretty soon.

But it's getting away from iris.

What do I do?
[] try to fly away from it 1d20+agility
[]hurt it's injured legs with my tongue 1d100
[] Combine change and creation to fuck it up 1d20+ pot
[] try to push the spear in deeper 1d100
[]listen for one of the other drunks 1d20+senses
[] Yell and get it to chase me faster
[] write in

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>48019540
>[]hurt it's injured legs with my tongue 1d100

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>48019540
>[] Combine change and creation to fuck it up 1d20+ pot

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>48019540
>[] Combine change and creation to fuck it up 1d20+ pot

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>48019540
>[] try to push the spear in deeper 1d100

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>48019540
>[] Combine change and creation to fuck it up 1d20+ pot
Turn its uninjured legs into cotton candy
>[] Yell and get it to chase me faster

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>48019540
>[] Combine change and creation to fuck it up 1d20+ pot
Plasma blast?
Change the state of the air into plasma then create a coherent projectile?

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48019540
>[] Combine change and creation to fuck it up 1d20+ pot

Magic is OP seriously. I love it!

>>48019623
Why anon. Why.
Well, 15 should still be enough.

>>48019599
>Plasma blast?
Don't think that works for change, I guess you might be able to make stationary plasma by "cooking" the air very hard, but its kind of a stretch. Change/Creation is more turning people into things.

>>48019623
HM, gotta say. No other quest I have ever followed has had as bipolar dice as yours.

>>48019623
So much for that 20.

Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>48019540
>[] Combine change and creation to fuck it up 1d20+ pot

>>48019623
Use favor so we get the 20?

I look back at it as it crawls towards me, moving a little faster every step it takes. It tilts its head and gnashes its long, almost thorn like fangs as it starts to bound at me, slobbering and shrieking almost like it's laughing at me.

And I just think it fell into a trap, dumb beast. I slap my hand on a tree, leave a streak of orange crystals on it as I run by, trailing white smoke from my palm as it it leaps at me, kicking all of its limbs out like it's trying to swim through the air.

And I punch my fist forward, the crystals on the tree growing out into a spike that slams into the things side, sending it sprawling to the ground with a very loud thud.

It gets up, and hisses, gurgling at me as it reaches for me, holding its side and a panting before.

"MALI!" Iris screams "cover your ears"

What do I do?
[] do it
[] Try and get my spear back
[] twist the spear around
[] use change to fill it with holes 1d20+pot
[] try and cook part of it 1d20+pot
[] Cut it's throat with my tongue 1d100
[] Hold it's arm down 1d20+str and bonus from four arms
[]write in

>>48019705
Not gonna risk it with these dice.

>[] do it
>[] Try and get my spear back
HAHA! FOUR ARMS 4TW!

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>48019716
>[] Cut it's throat with my tongue 1d100
>[] do it
>[] twist the spear around

>>48019716
>[] do it
>[] Try and get my spear back

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>48019716
>[] do it
>[] Try and get my spear back
>[] Cut it's throat with my tongue 1d100

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>48019716
>[] do it
>[] try and cook part of it 1d20+pot
4 arms sure come in handy at times like this, we can cover our ears and do something else at the same time

>>48019716
>[] do it
>[] Try and get my spear back
Got to love the ability to multitask.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>48019716
>[] do it
>[] Cut it's throat with my tongue 1d100

Fuckin Metal as hell.

>>48019759
Unrelated to this, but am i the only one who feels like rolling 69s should do something good in this quest?

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>48019716
>[] do it
>[] twist the spear around
>[] use change to fill it with holes 1d20+pot

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>48019716
>>48019731
adding
>[] Cut it's throat with my tongue 1d100

>>48019770
+1 to iris's lewd meter?

>>48019770
Nah.

>>48019770
+1 sit command from iris?

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>>48019841
Pffft.

Almost instinctively, I cover my ears with the top arms, and grab the spear with the bottom ones, I plant my foot on my shoulders as I hear Iris shrieking at the top of her lungs. Which is loud enough to rip a few of the tree branches to pieces and make the monster yowl and howl in pain.

And that gives me enough time to get my spear out as it thrashes around in confusion from the noise.

So I take the chance to let my tongue roll out, and to tease it a little with a bit of a taste.

I lick my tongue and it swings around like a whip, turning to a purple blur as it cuts into the things neck.

It shrieks and grabs at it with its long spindly clawed hands, blood flowing over its fur and fingers.

And then it turns to me, and raises the other one to smack me

What do I do?
[] hold the spear up 1d100
[] try to impale it 1d100
[] swing it like an axe 1d100
[] create a shield 1d20+pot
[] move out of the way to avoid breaking my leg even worse 1d20+agility
[]Force a magic down the staff/spear 1d20+pot
[] Brace myself 1d20+ hardiness - broken fuckin leg
[] write in

>>48019841
Imagine, some how you roll 5 69s in a single vote

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>48019894
>[]Force a magic down the staff/spear 1d20+pot

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>48019894
>[]Force a magic down the staff/spear 1d20+pot

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>48019894
>[]Force a magic down the staff/spear 1d20+pot

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>48019894
[] hold the spear up 1d100
Let him hammer his arm on the proverbial nail.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>48019894
>[]Force a magic down the staff/spear 1d20+pot
Fuck you monster, you'll be a snack tonight.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>48019894
>[]Force a magic down the staff/spear 1d20+pot

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>>48019909
>>48019925
>>48019935
Wut?

>>48019935
>>48019925
>>48019909
All the insanity was worth it.

>>48019925
>>48019928
>>48019935

..... T-Thanks dice gods.

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>>48019925
>>48019909
>>48019935
NAT FUCKING 60+10 = NAT FUCKIN 70 BEEEYATCHATAAAAS!

FUUUUUUCK, AMAZING

>>48019909
>>48019925
>>48019935
Wow, Our spear amplifies magic. Who knew?

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>>48019909
>>48019925
>>48019935

>>48019909
>>48019925
>>48019935
Thats gonna be one heck of a tasty monster.

Also, is this our first nat 60? I think so. Or did we have one during the blessed bandit attack thread?

nat 60... isn't this the first one of these ever in one of HM's quests?!
christ is our spear some sort of super relic?

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>>48019972
I think this deserves a trait HM...I just...WOW.

Also. I HAVE THE PERFECT MUSIC FOR THIS!
I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR A TIME TO USE IT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZD6weQ_MV8

>>48019993
I'm pretty certain it, yes.

>>48019993
well it's about to be that's for sure.

>>48019993
Therea was one in mmq where we had a chance to go to hell to have dinner with hatman.

What the actual fuck, first me use FUCKING CRYSTAL ALCHEMY, then we get triple nat 20s


wut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa0Nc4jISWQ&index=24&list=PLD9odiDYXGOu5mgdGqqbElOCLig3YYxM9
_

I stare up at it, and feel empty for a moment, and then I smirk smugly, and then grin, laughing madly a step forward, pushing my spear forward with all four of my arms as the thing swipes at me. It hits my leg, but the wrong one, and the cuts it leaves in me, mean nothing to me.

It tried to kill me, and Iris. And...I'm a little famished to be honest.

It digs it claws into me as I push my stomach into the spear, forcing it deeper into it's gut, fur catching on the thorns as blood flows out of it.

It tries to rip my leg off, and Iris cuts it's back, distracting it long enough for me to get the whole blade into its gut.

It freeze and looks at me as I sigh, pink fog rolling over my teeth and licks as my tongue rolls out.

My wings unfurl, and the forest lights up with pink, and smells of sugar, and cookies.

My eyes burn and so does the spear, as the trees around me turn to chocolate cake and long strings of frosting and cooked soup.

"Checkmate" I say with a grin
_
20+20+20!!!+ 10= 70= Hatman laughing in the distance
_

I smirk as I watch it's stomach bend in wards, pieces of it getting shredded as it blood turns to golden melted butter and kechup, steam making is eyes pop as gravy rolls out of its teeth, its fur melting like cheese as it claws at the spear, screaming like a man as it bones snap, gravy, ketchup and butter spraying out of it as it starts to fall to what's left of its knees as all of it gets drawn into a single space above my spear.

a plate forms out of typhoon a swirling pink clouds, as Iris watches, pulling on her shirt, changing it back from the whipped cream it turned into in the storm of magic.

the plate drops, and a small glass bottle filled with a fresh and bubbling soda lands next to it, spitting it's cap into the air as the meat pie the monster turned into hits the plate,
cont

>>48020138
a faint image of a soul trying to claw it's way out of its steam

What do I do?
[] give it to iris *Attribute upgrade, and a random trait/ability *
[] Eat it myself *one of it's trait, five souls, The title Soul Cooker, but a chance gluttony will tinge your being *Need to make a save, or allow it into yourself and become gluttonous as well as lustful*
[] Smash it *Hat man laughing intensifies to five infinities*
[] write in

>>48020169
>[] give it to iris *Attribute upgrade, and a random trait/ability *

>>48020169
>[] give it to iris *Attribute upgrade, and a random trait/ability *
FOR THE MASTER!

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>48020169
>[] Eat it myself *one of it's trait, five souls, The title Soul Cooker, but a chance gluttony will tinge your being *Need to make a save, or allow it into yourself and become gluttonous as well as lustful*

rev up the dice! Again!

>>48020169
>[] Smash it *Hat man laughing intensifies to five infinities*

>>48020169
>[] give it to iris *Attribute upgrade, and a random trait/ability *
Or
>[] Smash it *Hat man laughing intensifies to five infinities*

>>48020169
>[] give it to iris *Attribute upgrade, and a random trait/ability *
Seriously tempted by hatman smash, but iris needs a upgrade

>>48020169
>[] give it to iris *Attribute upgrade, and a random trait/ability *

>>48020169
>[] Smash it *Hat man laughing intensifies to five infinities*

>>48020169
>[] give it to iris *Attribute upgrade, and a random trait/ability *

>>48020169
>[] give it to iris *Attribute upgrade, and a random trait/ability

For the record, what would be rolling for the save?

>>48020169
[] give it to iris *Attribute upgrade, and a random trait/ability *
She needs to be stronger

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>>48020169
>[] give it to iris *Attribute upgrade, and a random trait/ability *
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

>>48020169
>[] give it to iris *Attribute upgrade, and a random trait/ability *

Aight

so

3 points to spend for iris mmmm,
[] Go, choose

then we get onto the random trait

>>48020239
>Potential 2
>Resilience 1

>>48020239
Potential 1
Resilience 1
Agility 1

>>48020239
2Guile, 1 Potential

>>48020239
1 Potential
2 Will.

>>48020239
>1Guile
>2Pote.

>>48020239
>1 Potential
>1 Resiliance
>1 Agility

>>48020239
2 res
1 agi

>>48020239
>1 Potential
>2 Will
Sooo does our spear become an artifact also? I mean, Fucking nat 70!

>>48020239
>Resilience 2
>Guile 1

She's gonna need to be the brains of this operation. With Maly her Potential gets boosted a fair bit just by being close.

>>48020239
+1 Potential
+1 Agility
+1 Resilience

>>48020239
2 pote
1 res

>>48020293
oh don't worry, I have something in mind for that
hat man commeth

Alright, 1 pot, 1 agi and 1

NOW

Mystery box

[] Trait 1
[] trait 2
[] Ability 1
[] Ability 2

>>48020388
>[] Ability 2

>>48020388
>[] Ability 2

>>48020388
[] trait 2

>>48020388
>[] Ability 2
Not even a little peek?

>>48020388
>[] Ability 2
May as well roll it at this point.

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>48020409
Typos are bad m'kay.

Still going to hat man my choice.

>>48020388
>[] Ability 1

>>48020425
hat man agrees, ability 2

Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>48020388

>>48020446
There is a part of me that wonders if we picked trait and Iris got an upgrade to match our hips. Because the mental image of the two of them comparing is pretty precious.

>>48020446
uh, don't count this as a vote cause I already voted, just meant it as a comment

>>48020462
would be cute, but I want useful more than cute right now, just starting out on a dangerous quest and all... not a bad idea for later though~

>>48020482
Agreed. And I was just rolling for kicks. And seeing as my hat man roll is also on consensus, I don't mind.

Iris has gained the supernatural ability

Memory drinker

>>48020532
Neat

>>48020532
Oooh that sounds very useful. Especially for stealth.

>>48020532
>Memory drinker
So she can get memories from people she drains?
Thats pretty good.

>>48020532
Not so thrilled with it, but it fits her.

>>48020532
what were the others?

Thanks for running HM! But I'm gonna go pass out. Have a good night!

I smile and look up at Iris as she stares at me, and cleans her glasses with her wings.

"Okay, I will admit, that is a very" She says slowly, in a bit of awe at what my magic just did "appropriate smile for this, I mean that was actually pretty amazing mali, I will admit, not it was..it was AWESOME"

"I knooow" I say, almost singing as wince and whine in pain falling over and clutching my leg as the bone slowly vanishes back to my leg, leaving me gasping for air.

"MALI!" Iris shouts, sounding terrified as she rushes to my side "Okay, you're going to stand on that leg for awhile"

"Oh trust me, I figured that out" I groan as she picks me up "W..wait"

"What is it?" She asks frowning

"the pie...don't let it go to waste out here"I cry out, pulling her ears

"Are you serious" She asks flatly, looking a little mad

"Well" I say with a chuckle

She sets me down and sighs, clasping her "hands" together

"it will take me a century to list off all the reasons that is wron" She begins before I wine and Pull on her wings

"Please Iris, I worked so hard to make it" I say sadly "And...well you need more than I do, I am here to make you stronger, did you forget? I'm not a selfish girl, and you're not a dumb one, can't you tell this could be a ticket to make this easier for both of us"

She rubs her eyes and sighs

"Fine, but it any strange happens because of this" She says flatly "Well I'll do something terrible, I promise"

"Oh suuuure" You will a giggle as she slowly grabs the plate and shudders as she carefully takes her first bite and
_
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HD8IrkJ1TU
_

And then the world turns grey, as music plays loudly, and a thick hearty laughter rings out all around me
cont

>>48020582
They were traits/ abilites the thing had

>>48020582
I'd rather he not tell us, Otherwise I'll just be pissed at him because we could have gotten something better.

>>48020605

"Ahahahaahahahaa, oh you are a lucky little thing aincha"" Hat man grins, as he appears next to me, drinking a cup of...smoke "I didn't expect that at all, or you...being that selfless, the last tormenter that caught my eye, oh she would've horked it down like it was her job, cause it was, but you oohohohoo"

I turn and suddenly He's under me, like he's rising up from the floor

"Malizeral, I am shocked you still have human in you, thought it would've gone all to your thighs by now...or hips rather, eh, whats' the difference, they're so close any ways" He says with a grin, as he suddenly pop ups next to me "but I am truly impressed, because that thing, all possibilities of it, are pie, meat pie to be exact, which well, it's the sweetest comedy mali dali, and I'd give you a kiss if I wasn't holding out for a certain mortal, But that doesn't matter at this particular crossing of fate"

"Wha?" I manage to get out before he covers my mouth with his constantly wriggling and shifting gloved hand "er what' going"

"Shhhh" he says, from behind me as I try and glance over at me, he's leaning against iris, cleaning his nails.

"As I was saying, you gave me a laugh" He says bowing "And that...well it's to be rewarded with a gift...a nice little gift"

He turns to no one, and holds his hand out and bows

"SO, old friends, what should I give the hips demon? besides more cake" He says, snapping his fingers to the beat "Don't disappoint me this time"

Hat man gift
[] A trip to the imp burrows? hmm interesting, she'd be a horrible mother though
[] Well maybe she'd like some new duds? *magical clothing/armor*
[] A weapon, may haps...may haps *Weapons*
[] Oooh how about one of these *Knick nacks of magic and treats*
[]Well, I could twist her fate a little I guess....But you'll have to convince me, praise me
[] Cake? I would kill all of you if I could for this
[] favor? Again, you boring mortals, I swear
[]...what? say again? *write in*

>>48020696
>[] A weapon, may haps...may haps *Weapons*

>>48020696
>[] Well maybe she'd like some new duds? *magical clothing/armor*
>[]...what? say again? HUG!

>>48020696
>[] Cake? I would kill all of you if I could for this

>>48020716
Second.

>>48020696
>[]Well, I could twist her fate a little I guess....But you'll have to convince me, praise me
Tsts what'd Amelia think if she saw you being a bully hatman.

>>48020696
>[] A weapon, may haps...may haps *Weapons*

>>48020696
>[] Well maybe she'd like some new duds? *magical clothing/armor*
>[]...what? say again? HUG!
A magic boosting sundress that doesn't make us uncomfortable wearing it?