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Try to have fun!

>>47997718
>Go check on her upstairs.
Sup Strike, glad to have a thread on my day off

>>47997718
> Go check on her upstairs

>>47997718
>Go check on her upstairs.

>>47997718
>Nah she’s a big girl, and you’re workout isn’t done yet.
Gotta make sure Yuki doesn't slack~

Alrighty, checking on Trish it is.

Writing.


Also, I'm sorry about the whole kerfuffle with the run that was supposed to be this weekend. I know I'm not the most reliable QM anyway, but I felt like a real dirtbag. Hopefully my schedule evens out when summer's over.

You pause your workout, you’re kind of worried about Trish, she’s been up there for quite a while…

“Keep it up Yuki, I want you to have made it to your second set by the time I get back.” She grumbles again and vainly tries to keep going. That’s the spirit~

You make your way up the stairs to Trish’s bathroom, you here the water going, but nothing else really.

>Yeah, you’re worried, get in there.

>Nah you’re just paranoid…

>Write-in?

>>47998312
>Yeah, you’re worried, get in there.

>>47998312
>Knock, ask if everything's alright
>Yeah, you’re worried, get in there.

>>47998312
>Yeah, you’re worried, get in there.
Knocking is sensible, but it's not as funny.

I have the exact gif for this somewhere, but now I can't find it. Goddammit.

Writing.

Yep, you better get in there, you’re definitely not paranoid.

No sir.

You quickly push open the door to the steamy bathroom, you scan the room for anything suspicious, but the only thing in there besides you and the shower is a very naked Trish dicking around on her phone while sitting on the tub.
Awkward

>Just checking up on you…

>I was worried…

>yeah I’m just gonna leave.

>Write-in?

>>47998626
>yeah I’m just gonna leave.

>>47998626
>I was worried…

>>47998626
>Just checking up on you…
>I was worried…

>>47998626
>Just checking up on you…
>I was worried…
>Yes, I am paranoid.

Writing.

OH YEA ONIXMIDGETXFOX TIME WOOOOOO ACTUALLY CAUGHT IT LIVE!!!!! Hey Strike how's the week been.

>>47999094
Other than being extremely overworked, not too bad.

“I was worried, you were taking a long time and so I….” She just pinches the bridge of her nose and sighs.

“You moron, I’m fine. The damn bond would’ve let you know I was in trouble.”

Shit

She’s absolutely right, the bond would’ve told you immediately if she was in danger.

“I just wanted, well NEEDED to check up on you. I dunno what to tell you Trish. I didn’t even remember that the Bond would tell me, I just kind of acted without thinking.”

“That’s pretty typical, not thinking I mean.”

“Ass.”

The two of you sit in companionable, sweltering silence for bit.

“Why is all of this happening to us?” You ponder aloud.

“Who knows, but that thing you saw Amy? We can’t let it roam around here. I’m sure there’s worse in the city, but you saw it for a reason. I can’t ignore that.”

“I don’t want anything to happen to you…”

“There’s not much you can do about it other than be there for me huh. That IS your job now. More or less.”

>Keep Talking (what)

>Let her take her shower.

>Something else?

>>47999449
>>Let her take her shower.


"Quit being a creeper you muscle for brains"

>>47999449
>Let her take her shower.

>>47999449
>Let her take her shower.

So we've decided on getting the Oni Smash stick for a weapon. Anything we want on it to personalize it? Engraving "Negotiations" or "Let's Talk" on it sound fun.

>>47999708
>So we've decided on getting the Oni Smash stick for a weapon.
No? There has been no vote. I still plan to vote for Daisho. Fully expect to lose, but I'm fine with that.

>Engraving "Negotiations" or "Let's Talk" on it sound fun.
Also those are pretty lame.

Writing.

>>47999719
Just suggestions, any ideas yourself to make it a bit more iconic or representative of ourselves? I just used them because of the jokes that go with names like that usually. Seems like something Amy would go for.

>>47999708
Distraction, Preferably in Japanese.

>>47999762
See that sounds great. I would support it.

>>47999796
I don't speak moon, so you guys would have to have to find the Kanji.

Shilling for artfags intensifies

>>47999865
this is me

“Alright, I’ll get out of your hair. Sorry about barging in here.”

“It’s no big deal Amy, I know you’re worried, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t worried about it either. Now get the fuck out of my bathroom.”

“You’re the one who was wasting hot water dicking on your phone instead of showering.”

“Yeah well, I can it’s my house, now get the fuck out.” You stick your tongue out at her as you walk out of the steamy bathroom. Although now you’re not sure what to do, you could finish your routine, but the mood has kind of left you…

>Better finish up, it’s never good to slack off.

>Nah you’re done, just go down stairs and chill until it’s your turn to take a shower.

>Write-in?

>>47999865
According to Google, 全滅 (Zenmetsu) means distraction as well as things like annihilation, extinction, eradication and elimination, but the first result it returns is 気晴らし (Kibarashi), which has the alternate meaning of recreation. Feel like the former is much more fitting for the kind of distraction we'd be with a giant club, as well as cooler in general, including the kanji looking better.

Of course, it's still Google, so accuracy is debatable, but they're generally okay as long as you keep it to single words and their meanings rather than anything complex.

>>48000050
>Better finish up, it’s never good to slack off.

>>48000050
>dicking on your phone
kinky

>>Write-in?
We'll be done with our work out but who ever said that Yuki was? Time for Drill Sargent Amy.

>>48000050
>Better finish up, it’s never good to slack off.

>>48000088
Oh, thanks anon. That will certainly help out. Although I'm sure you guys would rather make stuff up when that thread happens.

Writing.

You’d better finish up your workout routine, it’s not a good idea to slack off after all. You hurry downstairs and find that Yuki is lying on the floor unmoving.

“I’m going to kill youuuu.” She says with her face planted squarely on the floor.

“Not in bad shape like that you’re not!” you tell her happily.
Although, you could probably just continue the routine, but doing some jogging would be nice…

>Finish up in here.

>Go for a jog.

>Write-in?

>>48000627
>Finish up in here.

>>48000627
>Finish up in here.
I'd rather not be away from Trish while the monster is running around.

>>48000627
>>Go for a jog.

Mystery box option, what could possibly go wrong!

>>48000627
>Finish up in here.

>>48000665
2-3 sessions of boredom instead of hanging out with fox and midget some more?

It's not even a mystery box.

>>48000627
>>Finish up in here.

>>48000627
Writing.

You decide to finish up the routine inside, jogging seems like way too much trouble. You manage to finish with time to spare, but Yuki has been getting slower and slower as you guys progressed. You’re not sure she can keep going…

Roll 3d10 for encouragement

Rolled 1, 2, 8 = 11 (3d10)

>>48001036

Oni encouragement is a time tested method of boosting morale.

Rolled 7, 9, 6 = 22 (3d10)

>>48001036
Go fox, go!

Rolled 10, 3, 8 = 21 (3d10)

>>48001036

>>48001076
>>48001140
pretty solid there dudes. Yuki gonna get buff or die trying.

Rolled 4, 7, 5 = 16 (3d10)

>>48001066
>>48001076
>>48001140
Yep, you motivated her alright

>>48001190
We don't need to get her super buff, but at least a bit of tone and basic fitness.

>>48001238
She's really not far off that, although she's certainly voluptuous in the right ways.

>>48001263
>263 ▶
>>>48001238
Well then it's up to her loving, caring, and totally not enjoying the look of pain from her face cousin to keep her on this path of physical betterment.

“COME ON YUKI, YOU CAN DO IT. I BELIEVE IN YOU!”

“WHY ARE WE YELLING?”

“BECAUSE IT HELPS YOU BEAT THE BURN BROTHER!”

“WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE HULK HOGAN?”

“IT DOESN’T MATTER! NOW KEEP GOING!” You keep your cousin motivated until she finally can’t go any longer. She collapses into a heap and starts whimpering.

“You did great cuz, if you keep that up every day you’ll be in the best shape of your life.”

“I’m only 19…”

“It’s never too early!” At that moment Trish decides to walk down the stairs, her hair still wet from the shower.

“Someone else is up, shower’s good to go.”

>You go first, let Yuki rest.

>Let Yuki go first, she needs to unwind.

>Write-in?

>>48001417
double cousin shower, it's not weird if you're related

>>48001470
You literally cannot fit.

>>48001512
What if we human form?

>>48001525
In human form. The shower is tiny

>>48001417
>Ask Yuki if she wants to go first or not

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>>48001417
>>Let Yuki go first, she needs to unwind.

Feeling dry sweat after a workout feels disgusting. She can go first. Amy didn't really get to sweaty I'm betting...unless that moment of seeing Trish made her pic related.

>>48001632
It didn't, they've been friends for a long time, they've seen eachother naked.

Writing.

>>48001647
You know Strike, I like that you refute anons attempts at lewd. It's nice that your making this friend focused and keeping romance out. It's refreshing and more realistic even giving the fact that your setting is fantasy as heck. just know that that won't stop me from making jokes about it

>>48001711
Wouldn't have it any other way.

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>>48001741
Soooo when do we find an older oni lady that isn't grandma to learn FOIGHTIN from?

“Yuki, you can go take the first shower, I’ll chill here for a bit.” She just groans in response and then slowly makes her way up the stairs. A minute or two later you hear the shower turn on. You sit down on the couch next to Trish, who promptly moves away from you.

“You stink, and I just got cleaned up. No touching.”

“Fair enough. Hey have you contacted Christin about us heading over there today?”

“Nah, she’s probably still sleeping in. She keeps odd hours.” The two of you fall into a companionable silence as she starts looking at her phone as you lean your head back and close your eyes. “You need to call your parents you know, they’re probably worried.” You groan, Trish is probably right, although you’re not sure if you want to hear your mother yelling at you.

>Call them, might as well.

>Nah, do it later.

>Write-in?

Does this have lesbian lewd activity in it?

>>48001935
>>Call them, might as well.

Yup, might as well get it over with now. What if we promised that the next time a family member that caused us a lot of strife comes around we'll punch them instead of running away.

>>48001945
Nope

>>48001945
Never ever. Despite anons best attempts and Strikes teasing.

>>48001935
>Call them, might as well.

>>48001945
Not yet.

>>48002022
Never ever anon. We'll only be able to watch as Yuki grows up and leaves for a successful and lucrative life of modelling and watch Trish slowly leave us behind as she unlocks UNLIMITED POWAH. We'll still be there...lifting weights.

>>48002097
>Thinking the MC will become irrelevant

K E K

>>48001986
>>48001997
>>48002022

Huh, proud of y'all. I remember thinking when i glanced at like, thread 5 and i thought that this was definitely gonna be yurishit

>>48002186
I play Romance hardball, /u/ or not, players have to earn it.

Writing.

>>48002186
It probably will be.

>>48002195
So you're saying there's a chance.

Alright, Hypothetically, who are you lezzing out with

>the cousin
>the friend
>somebody else

“Alright, alright. I’ll give them a call.” You tell Trish, she nods once in your direction and goes back to playing on her phone. You fish out your phone and ring up your parents. The line rings for a little bit before you get the message machine. The typical “we’re not home right now” message plays, and then the machine beeps.

“Uh, Hi mom, dad. It’s Amy, I’m just calling to let you know that Yuki and I are fine… I’m, uh, sorry about what happened yesterday. I’m not sure what really came over me. Sorry about that. Well, um, I better get going, see y’all soon.” You hang up and slip your phone back into your pocket. They must’ve gotten up early to hit up Sam’s or something.

“They not there?” Trish asks.

“Nah, I left them a message though.”

“Good, good. So I figured out our gameplan today, we’re going to hit up Christin’s, then Kondo’s and then we’ll go see Charles again. That should hopefully cover our bases. I don’t want this thing out there longer than absolutely necessary. You grunt out a monosyllabic agreement. After a little while Yuki comes back down stairs, wearing a bathrobe and a towel on her head.

“I’m never doing that workout routine again, ever! You almost killed me Amy.”

“Bah, you just need to get in better shape.”

“There’s a reason I don’t work out any more.” Trish says stoically.

>Hey Yuki, where’d the robe come from?

>Alrighty, shower time.

>Write-in?

>>48002449
>>the friend
Strike has said no incest many many many times, doesn't mean we can't bully
>>48002453
>Alrighty, shower time.

Let's get the day started proper.

>>48002453
>>Hey Yuki, where’d the robe come from?
>>Alrighty, shower time.
No need to get too involved in the robe inquiry.

>>48002453
>Grin evilly "That implies you have a choice in the matter, MUAHAHAHAAHAHHA!"
>Alrighty, shower time.
Maximum cheese on the laugh.

>>48002534(you)
>>48002542

Adding on that anons write in
>Grin evilly "That implies you have a choice in the matter, MUAHAHAHAAHAHHA!"

>>48002449
We set up the cousin and the friend
then we fuck Christin

>>48002542
Second.

Ha. Writing.


>>48002654
Whoa there buckaroo, let's not get crazy.

Amy likes her as a person, but she doesn't like overweight/fat people.

>>48002720
>Amy likes her as a person, but she doesn't like overweight/fat people.
Amen to that.

>>48002720
That's the thing, we get her /fit/ with rigorous sex.

>>48002789
Anon, That's not how fitness works, No matter what your animus say.

>>48002720
your thin privilege is showing.

Why no fat dyke sex?

>>48002935
>implying SZ is thin

Ha, not anymore.

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You just laugh at you cousin.

“Implying you have a choice in the matter, MUHAHAHAHAHA.” You say as you walk up the stairs. You start chuckling again as Yuki whines. You head to the shower and peel off your clothes, the shower is fucking tiny, but it works. You quickly clean yourself off and dress, then head back downstairs.

“Alrighty, we all good to go?”

“Yep!”

“Sure, I just called Christin and she’s awake and ready to talk, apparently someone else told her about the incident to, a close friend of hers.”

“Then let’s rock.” You say. The three of you pile into Trish’s suburban and head in town to Christin’s shop. This early there’s only one car parked in front, a bright pink Hummer….

Wut
You and your companions disembark and head inside, by the front desk Christin is talking animatedly with an incredibly tall woman with long black hair and…. Green skin? Oh, she’s an Orc, they usually come in browns and greys, but apparently green is pretty common.

“Yeah, damn thing snatched my little bro’s friend last night. They couldn’t find a body?”

>Where was this?

>Whoa whoa whoa, the same ‘thing’?

>Write-in?

>>48003050
>>Whoa whoa whoa, the same ‘thing’?

>>48003050
>Whoa whoa whoa, the same ‘thing’?

>>48003050
>They couldn’t find a body?

That's supposed to be a period at the end not a question mark.

>>48003050
>Whoa whoa whoa, the same ‘thing’?

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You know, For some reason I can see Amy getting and wearing this shirt a lot.

Writing btw

>>48003355
heh, I have that picture saved in my quest folder.

“Whoa whoa whoa, Christin, this the same thing we came here to talk to you about?” You holler over their conversation. The young wizard beams at the three of you when she hears you, her smile dazzling as always.

“Why yes we do believe so, Shaela here’s brother was at the fight where it attacked last night.” The huge female Orc turns towards the three of you and also smiles, her petite tusks sticking out near the corners of her mouth.

“This yer little apprentice.” She asks, looming over Trish.

“Why yes, that’s Trisha Nguyen and her friend Amy Nakamura. Although I’m not familiar with the girl behind her.” Yuki waves at the two of them, her tail and perky ears were currently being hidden by magic. Kitsune were worth a lot of money, there weren’t many of them left. It was a bigger deal in Japan we’re they’re treated as national icons. In the states they’re just ‘famous’.

“Hi, I’m Yuki Sugiyama, Amy’s cousin. I’m visiting from San Francisco, it’s like so nice to meet you!” She tells the two older women with her trademark cheer.

“Heh, it’s nice to meet all of you too.” Shaela tells you. “Why’re you guys so interested in this thing anyway? It ain’t your problem.”

>We can’t let something like this thing exist in our city.

>It’s a threat to everyone here.

>I’ve… Felt what it is, it’s powerful and terrifying.

>Write-in?

>>48003605
>I’ve… Felt what it is, it’s powerful and terrifying.
>It’s a threat to everyone here.

>>48003605
>>I’ve… Felt what it is, it’s powerful and terrifying.

Well since it's kinda open that she knows that Trish is at least magic she probably knows we're an oni. Still not trusting her yet.

Writing.

“I’ve felt this thing’s power. It’s powerful and sickening, we have to stop it.”

“An’ how exactly did you feel it?” Shaela asks with a raised eyebrow.

“It doesn’t matter how she knows,” Trish butts in “the only thing that does matter is that we’re going to find this thing, and kill it. This kind of magical danger can’t be allowed to continue to live here.” You glance down at your tiny Lord, it doesn’t happen much, but sometimes you get the feeling that Trish was born to lead people. Or your bond is just screwy and makes you think sappy shit like that.

Either or

Shaela gives you all another grin, this one somehow more wild and bloodthirsty.

“Shit I like the way y’all think, especially you squirt. Killing this thing is gonna be fun!” She says with a loud guffah. You’d be lying if you said you didn’t feel the same why, fighting something that freaky really is going to be fun.

And that's it! Thanks everybody for coming out and participating.

Next thread will probably be Friday.

The archive and my twitter are in the second post. I'll be around to answer questions and shoot the shit.

Have a good one

>>48003962
Thanks Strikezone

>>48004088
Thanks for showing up anon.

>>48003962
Thanks for running Strike! I know you use this site because you prefer it, but I bet if you moved the quest over to akun you would be able to get a few more regulars. Of course they would all demand smut sooooo I don't really know what to say. I know you enjoy shitposting in some of the quests there so obviously you know it's an option. Eh whatever. Just feel like your characters deserve a bit more of an audience. Have a good night dude.

>>48004293
If they force a move from here I'll consider it. Maybe I'll run a different quest on Akun in the future, but for now I'm here.

I truly love /tg/