http://www.strawpoll.me/10529940

Let's stone, sex-havers!

>>47860622
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10529940
We must encourage Goku to have as many babies as possible with women that want them to become martial artists.

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When you and Krillin reach the next floor, you find Goku walking around aimlessly, a confused expression on his face.

There's no sign of any warriors, and, much like the last floor, this one has a unique appearance. It has bright red floors, and walls all over the place for some reason, kind of like a maze. You wonder if perhaps that's the only obstacle here, or if it's filled with traps or something. Maybe the army's running out of fighters. Both of their robots failed to stop you, and they lost four ninjas and several soldiers on the lower levels, maybe that was it.

Looks like Krillin might not get his fight after all.

"You guys, I can't find the stairs," Goku says as he approaches you. "And this place is big."

>A. Go with him to look for the stairs

>B. Tell everyone to split up and take a look around

>C. You could try blasting through the walls and see if you find anything. (This could potentially take a lot of energy)

>D. Something else

>>47860645
We are not starting a Saiyan eugenics program

>>47860753
>A. Go with him to look for the stairs

>>47860753
>>A. Go with him to look for the stairs

>>47860777
The hell we aren't

>>47860753
>>A. Go with him to look for the stairs

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>>47860783
You go over to Goku, and tell him that you'll help find the stairs.

"Who designs a room like this?" Krillin asks as he joins you, and the three of you begin your search.

Your earlier suspicions are confirmed. As you wander the floor, you come to the realization that this is, in fact, a large maze. Luckily, there doesn't seem to be any traps, but as you continue your search, you can't seem to find any clues as to where the stairs are supposed to be.

Things get a bit worse as you find yourself back where you started, and Goku actually slips and falls over as he runs past the stairs down, lamenting that you've gone in a circle.

Maybe there is no exit? Maybe there was a hidden staircase on the previous floor that you missed?

Your thoughts are interrupting by a loud banging, and the floor shakes as something marches up the stairs.

Goku gets into a fighting stance, and Krillin gulps before doing the same.

The stomping grows louder, until Android Number Eight appears in front of you, offering you and your friends a smile.

"Need some help, friends?"

>A. Ask why he didn't run away

>B. Tell him you can't find the stairs

>C. Ask if the army has any more fighters in this tower

>D. Something else

>>47860966
>B. Tell him you can't find the stairs

>>47860966
>C.
>B.

>>47860966
>>B. Tell him you can't find the stairs

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>>47860978
"We can't find the stairs," you tell the android.

"I can help," he tells you. "I saw the blueprints to this tower once a long time ago, come with me."

The massive android stomps past you, walking into the maze for you to follow. You and your friends go after him, walking behind him as he slowly leads the way.

"So, Eighter, is this the fifth floor?" Goku asks the metal man.

"No, this floor is between levels four and five," the android explains before looking back at Goku curiously. "What is that you called me? Eighter?"

"Yeah," Goku nods. "Well, Android Number Eight is a lot to say, so I thought I'd just call you Eighter."

"Eighter," the android repeats. "I like that name."

Eighter leads you around a corner, stopping dead in his tracks as he's faced with a dead end.

"What?" he asks. "Impossible, there was no wall here before."

>A. Ask if the stairs are behind the wall

>B. Bear Shout the wall

>C. Kamehameha the wall

>D. Ask if he has any other ideas

>E. Ask if he's sure this is the right way

>F. Something else

>>47861200
>B. Bear Shout the wall

You're not gonna make us go through the Dr. Flappe filler are you?

>>47861200
>A. Ask if the stairs are behind the wall

>>47861240
The whole half episode that took?

>>47861304
It wasn't in the manga and it created that huge plot hole later on.

>>47861304
FUCK YEAH FLAPPE.

DO IT SOOOOM.

We need a nerd. Maybe he'll be useful.

>>47861200
>B. Bear Shout the wall

>>47861200
>>B. Bear Shout the wall

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>>47861243
>>47861221
"Are the stairs behind the wall?" you ask Eighter.

"They are supposed to be," he answers, still sounding confused. "But there is not even supposed to be a wall to begin with."

You might end up regretting this later, but you take a deep breath, letting the warmth of your body move upward, and releasing it with a loud yell.

A blue beam of light shoots from your mouth, striking the wall and causing it to crumble to pieces. Just like Eighter said, there's a set of stairs just behind it.

Goku and Krillin laugh excitedly, while Eighter stares at you, wide-eyed and trembling.

"H-how did you do that?" the machine asks nervously.

"Tofoo's super strong," Goku tells him. "You should have seen what he did to the big guy on the third floor."

He turns to Krillin. "Speaking of which, you didn't get to fight Eighter, so you can have the next guy, okay?"

Krillin nods. "Right."

The four of you make your way to the stairs and begin climbing, finding this staircase to be much longer and narrower than the previous ones.

Eighter stops about half way up, pointing to the wall.

"Level five is behind this wall," he explains. "I do not know what is in there, but it's supposed to be a secret."

He looks up. "This staircase will take us straight to level six."

The four of you make it the rest of the way up the stairs, finding a metal door. Eighter opens it, and you step inside, finding yourself looking at a command room, where a large, white-haired man sits in front of a desk with his back turned to you.

He turns around, smirking as he sees the four of you. "Welcome, intruders."

>A. Tell Krillin that this should be an easy fight

>B. Demand that the man give back the village chief

>C. Tell the man to surrender

>D. Something else

>>47861541
>B. Demand that the man give back the village chief

>>47861541
>C. Tell the man to surrender

>>47861541
>B. Demand that the man give back the village chief

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>>47861645
>>47861619
"Surrender, and give back the village chief!" you demand of the man.

"You didn't ask very nicely," the man says, standing up. "I am impressed with you boys. All three of you are worthy rivals. I would like to offer you a place in my organization."

"No way, this army is terrible!" Goku declares.

The man chuckles. "Very well, then, all three of you will die here."

Krillin strides forward confidently. "Oh, please, you really think you can beat us? Heck, I can beat you with one arm tied behind my back and while hopping on one foot."

"My, my, such confidence," the man laughs.

"General White, sir, please, just give up," Eighter pleads.

The general growls, glaring hatefully at the android. "Shut up, you traitor! Once I have dealt with them, you are next!"

"But, sir..." Eighter says.

"But nothing! Who was it that gave you life, Number Eight?" the general demands. "Who painstakingly built you from scratch, and made you the most powerful thing on this planet?"

Eighter looks down.

"Who, Eight?!" General White demands. "I want to hear you say it!"

"You, General White," Eighter tells him. "You, and the Red Ribbon Army."

"And this is how you repay us?" the general asks. "By betraying us to these children? I will give you one last chance. Kill the boys, and you can redeem yourself!"

Eighter looks at the general in surprise. "Sir, you can't ask me to-"

"Last chance, Eight," the general tells him. "Kill them now!"

"I won't," Eight declares.

"Then you will die with them," White tells him, scowling.

"Uh, hello?" Krillin asks, stepping forward. "You still haven't explained what makes you think you can beat us."

"Oh, I will not be fighting you," White tells Krillin. "But, thanks to me, you are going down."

He presses a button, and the floor opens beneath you. You and your friends yell as you descend into darkness, crashing against a hard floor somewhere far below.

>Continued

>>47861541
>B and C

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>>47861884
You hear a yelp, and look over to see that Eighter has landed on top of Goku.

"Oh no, I've crushed him!" Eighter shouts in dread as he gets up.

Goku picks himself up and looks around. "Where are we?"

"The fifth floor," Eighter explains.

Looking around, you see that it's rather small, with simple brick walls and no furniture or decorations. All around you, there are piles of bones, some belonging to animals, but others looking distinctly human.

"Now, if you want out of that pit, toss up that Dragonball of yours," White demands from above.

>A. Ask if there's another fighter down here

>B. Refuse

>C. Tell Krillin that you guess he gets the fight on this floor instead

>D. Something else

>>47861982
>D. Give GOku a boost and lunch him up back through the trapdoor
you know, like if you were trying to jump a fence. We kinda did this by ourselves back at Pilaf's

>>47861982
>Boost Krillin out

>>47861982
>>47862009
Second

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>>47862009
>>47862062
You squat down, holding your hands out in front of you and turning your palms upward.

"Goku!" you call your friend.

He looks at your hands, then glances up. "Right!"

He rushes over to you as the opening you feel from begins to close, jumping onto your hands. You give him a boost, and he leaps high above you, passing back up to the sixth floor just before the way closes.

"Good thinking," Eighter says with a smile as he looks up. "But now we're trapped down here."

"Oh, Goku will get us out no problem," Krillin assures the android. "Just as soon as he takes care of that General White guy. Too bad, though, I didn't get to have a fight."

You hear a noise, and look over to see one of the walls lifting up, revealing a massive, round shape. Light fills that section of the room, revealing a colossal pink body that makes even the large Eighter look puny. A long tail runs from the creature's back, which is turned to you, and you can spot a small, round head with antennae on top of it. You also see a pair of feet that look too small to support such a massive body.

Well, looks like Krillin gets his fight after all.

"O-on second thought, why don't you take this one, Tofoo?" your friend asks.

You aren't sure if that's a great idea. Between your fight with Metallitron and using your energy to destroy a wall, you're feeling kind of tired.

Besides, this might be good for Krillin.

>A. Alright, you'll fight

>B. Tell Krillin to be brave, and that you believe in him

>C. Tell Krillin that you can't, you've used too much energy

>D. Ask Eighter to fight

>E. Something else

>>47862248
>>B. Tell Krillin to be brave, and that you believe in him

>>47862248
>C. Tell Krillin that you can't, you've used too much energy

>>47862248
>B. Tell Krillin to be brave, and that you believe in him
E. Tell Krillin you have his back if things get out of hand

>>47862248
>E. Something else
"Krillin, it's time we work together. Eighter, work on getting us out of here while we distract ugly!"

.

>>47862248
>>B. Tell Krillin to be brave, and that you believe in him
>>C. Tell Krillin that you can't, you've used too much energy


Oh hey it's that thing that was confirmed alien later on in the books.

Tofoo still has those ninja stars right?

...He could've used them a lot in this session.

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>>47862372
>>47862261
"Be brave," you tell your friend. "I believe in you."

"Well, that makes one of us," Krillin gulps.

"I have your back if things get out of hand," you promise.

That seems to relax Krillin just a bit, and he takes a couple cautious steps toward the massive creature.

"Hey, you!" Krillin shouts at it.

The beast glances over its shoulder, then turns around to face Krillin. The contrast in their heights is unbelievably, and you almost find yourself thinking that an ant might as well try battling a dinosaur.

The creature licks its lips at Krillin, taking Earth-shaking steps toward your friend.

"Okay, here I go," Krillin says before racing toward the creature as fast as he can.

He leaps into the air, and delivers an extremely powerful kick to the creature's face, actually causing it to collapse in on itself.

Krillin laughs, pleasantly surprised at the effectiveness of his kick, only to yelp as he's suddenly thrown back.

The creature's face returns to normal, and Krillin flips in the air before landing in a crouch.

"What in the...what is this thing?" he asks. "My kick just bounced off him!"

The creature laughs, and its antennae begin to crackle with electricity. Bolts of lightning streak over to Krillin, hitting him head on and causing him to scream in agony.

Eighter cowers near the wall as Krillin writhes in pain, falling to the floor as the creature stops its attack.

A massive, green tongue rolls from the beast's mouth, wrapping itself around Krillin and pulling your friend into its gaping maw.

The creature swallows Krillin with a gulp, then looks over at you. As it begins to walk toward you, however, it stops, seeming confused. Its mouth begins to shift around,until its jaws are forced open, revealing Krillin, who is standing in the beast's mouth.

>A.Tell Eighter that he has to be brave

>B. Tell Krillin that was close

>C. Tell Krillin he's doing well

>D. Something else

>>47862548
>D. "Eighter, think you can break the walls around here? If we need to climb the outside of Muscle Tower to get back up there we'll do it!"

>Tell Krillmeister to not get cocky

>>47862548
>C. Tell Krillin he's doing well
"Solid C+!"

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>>47862628
>>47862624
"You're doing well!" you tell Krillin. "Solid C+!"

"What?!" Krillin shouts. "Just a lousy C?"

"Don't get cocky," you warn him. "Eighter, do you think you can break one of the walls?"

"What for?" the android asks.

You tell him that, if you have to, you can climb the walls on the outside to reach the top.

"Well, okay, I'll try," Eighter says.

Krillin manages to escape the beat's mouth, hopping over and landing beside you.

"This thing's dangerous," he tells you. "I guess I really have to hope this works."

You hear a crash, and look over to see that Eighter has punched a hole in the wall. A cold wind blows, causing you to shiver.

The creature continues over, stopping as the cold reaches it. You see snow appear on its shoulders, and its body begins to grow darker.

Krillin, meanwhile, cups his hands at his side.

"Ka.....me......"

The creature stiffens as the cold air continues to assault him, and to your disbelief, it's becoming encased in ice.

"Ha....me......" Krillin continues.

The creature becomes frozen solid, unable to move itself out of the way as Krillin attacks.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" your friend shouts, thrusting his hands toward the creature.

A blue beam of light shoots from his palms, moving across the room and striking the belly of the creature.

A crack spreads across the creature's body, then more do the same, and soon, the beast crumbles to broken pieces.

"I did it!" Krillin says excitedly.

>A. Ask when he learned to use the Kamehameha

>B. Tell him that he did well

>C. See if you can leap through the ceiling

>D. Something else

>>47862885
>B. Tell him that he did well
"At least a B"

>>47862885
>A. Ask when he learned to use the Kamehameha
>We need to have a contest between the three of us to see who can do it the best now!

>B

>D. Check outside, have Eighter toss Krillin through the ceiling while what outside looks like.

Eighter can join us outside and he could fast ball special us to to the top.

>>47862885
>>B. Tell him that he did well

>>47862885
>B. Tell him that he did well
>C. See if you can leap through the ceiling

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>>47863070
>>47862959
"You did well," you tell Krillin. "At least a B."

"A B?" Krillin asks. "I finished my fight in less than half the time it took you to finish yours!"

"When did you learn the Kamehameha?" you ask your friend.

"Just now," he answers. "I figured, if you and Goku were able to teach yourselves, I could do it too."

"Eighter, can you toss Krillin through the ceiling?" you ask the machine.

"W-what?" Krillin demands.

"What for?" Eighter asks.

Not answering, you go to check the hole in the wall, and see how far a climb it is to the top. You can probably make it all the way up, but it's cold outside, and jumping would just be easier.

Coming back inside, you jump as high as you can, crashing through the ceiling, and landing in the command room, where you find Goku standing over General White.

>A. Ask if he found the chief yet

>B. Ask if he can use his Power Pole to help the others up

>C. There's a room on the other side of the command center, go see if the chief is in there

>D. Something else

>>47863189
>A. Ask if he found the chief yet

>>47863189
>>C. There's a room on the other side of the command center, go see if the chief is in there

>>47863189
>B. Ask if he can use his Power Pole to help the others up

>C. There's a room on the other side of the command center, go see if the chief is in there
>D. Something else
Prepare our throwing stars. When we see the chief we should disable him of any weapons he might be using.

>>47863189
>C. There's a room on the other side of the command center, go see if the chief is in there

>>47863225
Why would the chief have weapons?

>>47863266
Sorry meant General.

Been a long day Som.

>>47863293
Everything alright, anon?

>>47863266
Didn't the Chief have a stick? He may hit us with it. Better murder him first.

>>47863364
I agree with this anon, can't take any chances!

>>47863310
All things are good on my end.

>>47863364
>>47863392
Hey, he could be an evil shapeshifter disguised as the chief. Som hasn't thrown anything weird at us yet.

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>>47863225
>>47863210
"Can you use your Power Pole to help Krillin and Eighter get out?" you ask your friend.

"Sure!" Goku says, rushing over to the hole you made in the floor and sticking his staff over it. "Power Pole, extend!"

You make your way across the command center, seeing a door standing closed with a pair of buttons next to it. You hop up and press a button, opening the door to reveal an old man in glasses with a large bald spot on his head.

"What's going on?" he asks, looking around. "Where's the general?"

>A. The general's beaten

>B. You're Tofoo, you're here to rescue him

>C. Shut the door

>D. Something else

>>47863504
>B. You're Tofoo, you're here to rescue him

God if we had Metallitron's glasses we could've pulled 'COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!'

>>47863504
>B. You're Tofoo, you're here to rescue him

>>47863504
>B. You're Tofoo, you're here to rescue him
>C. Shut the door

>>47863504
I'm Mr. Platinum.

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>>47863525
>>47863518
"I'm Tofoo, I'm here to rescue you," you tell the chief.

"Oh, thank goodness," the chief says, turning around and rushing back into his room. "Let me get my coco, I mean coat, and we can go."

Soon, the five of you stand outside of Muscle Tower, and Eighter declares that he doesn't want it to stand for another day.

The android steps forward, and punches Muscle Tower to the ground, causing you to wonder if White and Murasaki were right about the android being invincible.

"I'm glad our village will no longer have to stare up at that awful tower," the chief declares. "Thank you, all of you."

"So, what will you do now?" Eighter asks, walking away from the wreckage of Muscle Tower and approaching.

>A. You should go tell Suno and her family what happened

>B. There's still a Dragonball in the area that you haven't found

>C. You should find someone who can fix your radar

>D. Something else

>>47863731
>B.

>>47863731
>B

>>47863731
>>B. There's still a Dragonball in the area that you haven't found

>>47863731
>D. Something else
>Scavenge the ruins of the tower, see if there's anything neat that we've missed.

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>>47863781
You tell Eighter that there's a Dragonball in the area that you and the others still haven't found.

"Why do you want them?" he asks. "Are you also planning on making some awful wish?"

"I'm just looking for one of them," Goku explains. "It belonged to my Grandpa, and I want to keep it to remember him by."

"I just want to see this dragon they told me about," Krillin explains.

You tell Eighter that a friend of yours wants to wish for the perfect boyfriend.

"That's a strange wish," Eighter comments. "But if you aren't going to wish for anything bad, here."

He reaches into his jacket, retrieving a Dragonball with two stars on it.

"Wow, the two star ball," Goku observes.

"So the army had it the entire time?" the chief asks in disbelief.

"No, I found it in an ice cave near Muscle Tower," Eighter explains. "I was going to give it to General White, but I heard that once he had the ball, he was going to kill all of the villagers. I couldn't bear to be responsible for that, so I hid it."

"Eighter, you're a real hero!" the chief declares. "That settles it, you're invited to stay in the village. In fact, you can move into my home if you like."

"Really, sir?" Eighter asks.

"Of course," the chief tells him.

"I'm sorry, but I can't." Eighter tells him.

>A. Ask why not

>B. Tell him he deserves to be happy

>C. Invite him to come with you and the others

>D. Something else

>>47863959
>>A. Ask why not
>>B. Tell him he deserves to be happy

If he doesn't want to stay with them though, then
>>C. Invite him to come with you and the others

>>47863959
>B. Tell him he deserves to be happy

>C. Invite him to come with you and the others
He has a place to return to, but that doesn't he can't have his own adventure.

Best thing about the journey is after you reach the destination, you have a home to return too!

>>47863959
>A. Ask why not
>>B. Tell him he deserves to be happy

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>>47864001
>>47863986
>>47863997
"Why not?" you ask Eighter. "You deserve to be happy."

"Don't you remember?" Eighter asks. "Like Murasaki said. There's a bomb inside of me, and as long as it's there, everyone around me is in danger."

"Oh, I see..." the chief says. "That is bad news."

"Isn't there a way you could take it out?" Goku asks.

"I wouldn't know where to begin," the chief answers.

"Is there anyone who could help him?" Krillin asks.

"Well....I suppose Doctor Flapp could," the chief answers.

>A,. Who's that

>B. Ask if he can take Eighter to Doctor Flapp

>C. Offer to take Eighter to the doctor

>D. Something else

>>47864133
>B. Ask if he can take Eighter to Doctor Flapp

>>47864133
>B. Ask if he can take Eighter to Doctor Flapp

>>47864147
>>47864275
"Can you take Eighter to Doctor Flapp?" you ask the chief.

"Well, I suppose so," he says. "I guess my legs could do with some stretching after being cooped up for so long."

"So, what now?" Goku asks.

>A. Head back to the village

>B. Go to West City and see if Bulma can repair the radar

>C. North City is nearby, go there and see if you can find any engineers that can fix the radar. Besides, the Red Ribbon Army is there

>D. Something else

>>47864320
>C

>>47864320
>B. Go to West City and see if Bulma can repair the radar

>>47864320
>C. North City is nearby, go there and see if you can find any engineers that can fix the radar. Besides, the Red Ribbon Army is there
Best girl here we come

>>47864351
>>47864334
Choose wisely

>>47864320
>>B. Go to West City and see if Bulma can repair the radar
Makes the most sense

>>47864320
>C
Non-android 18 here we come.

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>>47864320
>>C. North City is nearby, go there and see if you can find any engineers that can fix the radar. Besides, the Red Ribbon Army is there
Be on the look out for creepy old men offering Lollipops to little girls.

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>>47864408
>>47864402
>>47864351
>>47864334
>>47864421
>>47864424

>>47864320
>B. Go to West City and see if Bulma can repair the radar

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>>47864435
Future Trunks is there too SOM, so is Android 9. This might be your only change to write Future Trunks until DBZ happens.

>>47864435
God what do you want from us man
Fine
Change
>>47864402
To B

>>47864465
No changing votes, and I don't care

>>47864461
I think I will pass.

>>47864421
She has a name, you know

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>>47864334
>>47864402
>>47864421
>>47864424
C's have it, let the war begin

>>47864524
Lazuli, I know.

>>47864558
Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of war

>>47864558
Mau waifu is dead, I welcome the coming flames of war to distract me from it.

>>47864524
Does she have a last name?

>>47860777
Let's create a Master Race!

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>>47864334
You mention that North City is nearby, and suggest going there to see if there's anyone who can fix the radar. You also mention that the Red Ribbon Army is there.

"Hey, that's right," Krillin says. "They sent someone there. Maybe they're after a Dragonball in the city."

"Then we should get going," Goku says, shouting into the sky. "FLYING NIMBUS!"

The cloud descends from the sky above, and Goku hops right onto it. You jump up after him, and the two of you help Krillin get up, where he holds on to Goku for dear life.

"Bye, Eighter!" Goku says, waving to the android as the three of you zip away on Goku's cloud.

Leaving the snowy mountains behind, you pass over some slightly less cold mountains, and approach a large city. For all intents and purposes, it looks very similar to both East City and West City, but you're sure there are differences you'd come to appreciate if you spent enough time here.

"Wow, so this is the city..." Goku gasps, taking in all the sites. "Bulma lives in a place like this?"

Below, cars speed down the streets, folks mill about on sidewalks, and everyone goes through the hustle and bustle of big city life.

Goku looks like he doesn't know where to begin.

>A. Tell him to relax, the city isn't so bad

>B. Suggest he land on a sidewalk and the three of you just walk around

>C. Search for an electronic store

>D. Something else

>>47864674
Mein Fuhrer?

>>47864641
Does anyone besides the Sons, Satans, and Briefs?

>>47864705
>B. Suggest he land on a sidewalk and the three of you just walk around
>mentioning how they all look the same
Nice

>>47864718
Tien's got one

>>47864745
True

>>47864705
>B

>>47864718
Arale does.

>>47864705
>>B. Suggest he land on a sidewalk and the three of you just walk around

>>47864752
I should really read Doctor Slump one of these days

>>47864745
Pretty sure that's a dub thing. His name is all one word in Japanese.

>>47864777
You should. It's hilarious.

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>>47864730
"Why don't you just land on the sidewalk?" you ask your friend. "The three of us can just go for a walk."

"Well, okay," Goku says, swooping down on the Nimbus.

Krillin gets off the cloud, looking rather happy to have something solid beneath him again, and you follow. Goku says goodbye to the Nimbus, oblivious to the strange looks he's getting, and joins the two of you.

"So, what should we do first?" Krillin asks as the three of you move down the sidewalk.

"Hey, what's that over there?" Goku asks before walking right into the middle of the street.

A car screeches to a halt right before it would have hit him, and the driver leans out the window.

"What do you think you're doing, kid?!" he shouts. "Are you crazy?!"

"Do you know what that is?" Goku asks the driver, pointing across the street.

You look to see a couple of men fighting, surrounded by a crowd of people.

"A street fight, now get out of the road!" the driver shouts.

"Okay," Goku says, calmly walking the rest of the way across the street.

"He really worries me sometimes," Krillin comments as the two of you move to a crosswalk and safely make it to the other side of the street.

Goku runs into the crowd, apparently wanting to watch the match.

>A. Join him

>B. Shout for him that you're going to go find something to eat

>C. Something else

>>47864925
>A. Join him

>>47864925
>A. Join him

http://www.strawpoll.me/10531709

>>47864993
Suno best waifu

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>>47865007
Good taste

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>>47864954
You join Goku in watching the match.

There are two men in the ring, one with white hair that vaguely resembles General White, and another man with messy dark hair that you're pretty sure Krillin fought in the tournament.

A sign on the wall behind the men says "100,000 Zeni challenge".

The white-haired man throws a series of punches at his opponent, but none of them connect. The other man counters, making weird noises every time he does an attack. But, strange though he may be, he seems pretty good at martial arts, and beats his opponent rather handily.

"Okay, who is next?" he asks, turning to the crowd. "One hundred thousand zeni to whoever can beat me."

>A. Volunteer

>B. Wait for someone else to do it

>C. Leave

>D. Something else

>>47865161
>A. Volunteer

>>47865161
>>A. Volunteer

>>47865161
>A. Volunteer

and

>D. Something else

Point out to Goku that we never got our match!

If we win, we can fight Goku for the 100,000Z prize

>>47865200
You should point out that he can buy a lot of food with that amount of money.

>>47865058
Which is why she should be Goku's waifu.

>>47865161
"One Million Zeni I can beat you blindfolded."

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>>47865183
You volunteer to fight the man, earning the expected reaction from the crowd; laughter.

The man shrugs and gives you a dopey expression. "You serious, you want to fight me?"

You nod.

He shrugs again. "Okay, well, normally I charge an entry fee, but against a fighter of your caliber, I would be honored to fight for free."

The crowd laughs again.

>A. Attack

>B. Defend

>C. Counter

>D. Something else

>>47865416
Somehow bet that us wining means goku marrying suno.

>>47865416
>C. Counter

>>47865416
>C.

>>47865416
>>D. Something else
Dodge all day. Try to make him trip himself.

>>47865416
>C. Counter

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>>47865426

>>47865416
>C.
Also, anyone here actually care about basketball? Little off topic, but Game 7 just ended.

>>47865416
>D. Something else
Break dance fight.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>47865447
Dice

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>>47860777
Its either you get him married or we S rank Goku ourselves.

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>>47865430
You drop into a fighting stance, waiting for your opponent to make the first move.

With a loud noise, he rushes over and tries to kick you, only for you to duck beneath the attack and spring up, kicking him in the jaw and sending him flying off the ground.

He lands on his back in a manner that looks rather painful, and the crowd reacts with surprised gasps, save Goku, who's laughing with enjoyment as he watches it all.

Nice to have a fan.

The man picks himself back up, rubbing his jaw.

"Ah, I see, you've had some martial arts training, haven't you?" he asks.

>A. Yes

>B. Maybe

>C. Get ready to counter again

>D. Defend

>E. Attack

>F. Something else

>>47865572
>>A. Yes
I trained with Master Turtle!

>>47865545
God I fucking love eugenics.

I also like slavery. But not in the "I use you for my own benefit at your expense" slavery, I mean "We'll both benefit if I'm the one making the decisions" slavery.

What games let me control an entire generation and breed them to perfection?

>>47865572
>B. Maybe
>>47865619
Pokemon if you're playing competitively

>>47865572
>F. Something else
Dude I watched Anime.
I know all the fighting moves.

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>>47865572
"You found me out. I am Sho'nuff! The Shogun of Harlem!"

>>47865572
>Enough to finish second in the World Martial Arts tournament, then B

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>>47865632
This counts!

What else do normies consider edgy and immoral, but can actually be used for great benefit and potential and productivity?

I want to do all the edgy immoral things but end up with Super Good Stuff!

>>47865619
Pokemon, Fire Emblem ( the newer ones) Shin Megami Tensei ( If you consider fusing demons together), Crusader kings II

>>47865691
Genocide

>>47865619
Except Eugenics really doesn't work all that well with humans.

Humans breed so slowly compared to most other species you'd need hundreds of years of selective breeding to make anything happen, and even then things like intelligence have no guarantee of being passed on, so a single generation of fuck ups could ruin the entire thing. Not to mention all the other genetic shit that could go wrong. Genes could lay dormant for generations and suddenly pop up again.

There's just way too many variables.

>>47865735
Hm.
That's a bit extreme isn't it?
Huh.
Is there a productive, beneficial, good use for genocide?

>>47865752
are you really asking that? are you really asking that on 4chan?

>>47865739
Might as well give it a go anyway.

I want to breed a person with the Asians' capacity for work, the White man's charity, the Jews' loyalty to their own kind, and the Latino's fertility!

>>47865752
Jews

>>47865768
Okay. I will admit that I might not be the most creative person. But I am struggling to come up with a beneficial and productive use of [PURGE]. Everything about it seems like it ends up more harmful than helpful.

>>47865774
The only thing you mentioned that's genetic is the fertility, the rest are cultural.

That would be a real nice person though.

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>>47865774
So a robot with feelings and breeding capacity?

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>>47865650
>>47865632
"Maybe," you tell him. "Just enough to place second in the World Martial Arts Tournament."

"What?" the man asks before laughing. "You're pretty funny, kid."

He runs at you again, throwing a few more punches that you easily avoid, and adding in some kicks that don't even come close to hitting you.

All it takes is one more punch for you to finish the match.

You walk out of the ring with a hundred thousand zeni in your hands. Goku and Krillin run over, congratulating you on your win.

"Who knew martial arts made making money so easy?" Krillin asks. "What do you want to spend it on?"

Before anyone can answer that, you hear the screech of a car, and a girl screaming in fear.

Looking over, you see a blonde-haired girl about your age run past the crowd, looking worriedly over her shoulders as she disappears into a nearby alleyway.

>A. Follow her and see what's wrong

>B. Look around for anyone who might be chasing her

>C. Something else

>>47865883
>A. Follow her and see what's wrong
Let the stupidity commence

>>47865815
Felatio

>>47865883
>>A. Follow her and see what's wrong
Keep an eye out for a Purple/Blue haired guy wearing a capsule corp jacket.

>>47865883
"Goku, Nimbus up and get the high ground."
>A.
>C. Something else
>Pat ourselves down and find out she just lifted our cash

>>47865883
>>A. Follow her and see what's wrong
My spidey sense is tingling.

>>47865883
>A
HAPPENING

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It begins!

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>>47865936
She ran past the crowd, she wasn't close enough to you for that.

Paranoid, aren't we?

>>47865944
You sure that's what that is?

>>47865958

>>47865935
Fucking shit anon, we would get shit stomped if future trunks realized goku and Co saw him Fucking with the timeline.

>>47865989
Huh. Trunks could solve a lot of problems by traveling far enough back to train Goku 24/7 and eugenics/wingman him all over

>>47865989
Nah, Trunks is a nice guy. He'd give us all a Hetap and ask us not to mention him.
Then he'd leave and Krillin would mention he reminded him of Bulma and we'd all laugh and it'd never be brought up again until we met him during the Android Saga.

>>47865802
No!
I need to breed the Jews to enhance their loyalty for their own kind,
and also select out the control freak tendencies!
A jew would rather own 100% of a ruin than 20% of a castle. This leads to reduced productivity overall as Jews spend more and more resources into controlling things against people who want more and more to use those resources on buildings things!
But if I can breed that out of them
And also breed out the Tay Sachs and the other genetic diseases.
I'm saying you're wasting the Jews potential if you purge them all!

I agree tho we really do need to [PURGE] the goddamn central banks and the copyright laws. But those aren't inherently jewish because Rockefeller.

>>47865815
>So a robot with feelings and breeding capacity?
God yes! Except it doesn't just annihilate and destroy, it enslaves and uplifts!

>>47866021
Go play Crusader Kings II already.

>>47866032
Deus status:
[ ]not vult
[ ]vult
[x]kamehamevult

>>47865901
Your sense of danger is tingling. Or, at least, something's tingling, the specifics aren't important.

You rush through the crowd, pushing your way toward the alleyway where the girl disappeared.

"Tofoo, where are you going?" Krillin asks.

You don't answer, and once you're free of the crowd, you quickly reach the alleyway, finding the girl at the end of it, sitting on the ground and rubbing her right ankle.

She's very pretty, with shoulder-length blonde hair, and piercing blue eyes. She's dressed in jeans and a plain blue t-shirt.

As you get closer, she gasps, and begins to press her back against the wall, looking at you somewhat fearfully.

"W-who are you?" she asks.

>A. Introduce yourself

>B. Ask who she is

>C. Ask what happened

>D. Ask if she's hurt

>E. Something else

>>47866101
>>B. Ask who she is
>>C. Ask what happened
>>D. Ask if she's hurt

>>47866101
>E. Something else

Tell her she looks pretty

>>47866101
Which website am I on again?
Oh right.

>rape

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>>47866136

>>47866146
It's tradition bro.

She's all fearful
Back against the wall, cornered
Pretty, young enough but not too young

And we're 4chan

>>47866101
>>C. Ask what happened
>>D. Ask if she's hurt

Watch it not be Lazuli at all

>>47866118
Slow down. Don't be a thirsty fuck and creep her out.

>>47866190
"creepy" is a meme invented by women to filter out betas.

Ignore what they view as "creepy". It's a test to see if you're warded off by m'lady's frightened feels, or if you'll override those feelz with your own masculine ones!

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>>47866146
Hey Som check what I just found on Deviantart

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>>47866251
....why.....

>>47866227
Who the fuck are you and how long have you been among us.

>>47866251
Why is everything so awful today

>>47866267
Come on SOM, you know better than to engage the shitposter.

>>47866267
Why obviously the micro-band malfunctioned and became a macro-band.

>>47866292
But engaging the shitposters is the most entertaining part of this interactive fiction.
Watch this!

>>47866281
You seem frustrated. Why is that?

>>47866115
"What happened?" you ask.

"Some guy," she tells you. "He came at me with a knife, I ran, but he chased after me."

"Are you hurt?" you ask her.

"My ankle," she groans, continuing to rub it. "I twisted it while I was running."

"Tofoo!" you hear Krillin shout from behind you.

The girl's breath hitches, and she looks behind you nervously.

You look back to see Goku and Krillin standing at the entrance to the alleyway, looking at you in confusion.

>A. Tell the girl that they won't hurt her

>B. Ask what the man looked like

>C. Ask Goku and Krillin to find the person who was chasing her

>D. Ask the girl if there's some place safe you can help her get to

>E. Ask the girl her name

>F. Tell her your name

>G. Something else

>>47866316
Lost a bet
But good for Cleveland for finally doing something besides being shitty and awful.

>>47866346
>>D. Ask the girl if there's some place safe you can help her get to
>>E. Ask the girl her name
>>F. Tell her your name

>>47866346
>G. Something else
Tell her she's pretty.

Offer her a safe place to stay, where you can watch over her and ensure whoever's looking for her can't find her.

>>47866346
>B. Ask what the man looked like
>D. Ask the girl if there's some place safe you can help her get to

>>47866346
>>E. Ask the girl her name
>>F. Tell her your name
>>47866346
>>A. Tell the girl that they won't hurt her

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>>47866368
Jesus Christ, anon

>>47866358
Wait a minute.
Cleveland Ohio?
THAT Cleveland?
What'd they do, ban assault niggers or something?

>>47866346
>F, A, B, E, D

>Rollins wins
>Ambrose cashed in
>SHEILD triple threat

>>47866386
She is vulnerable, and attractive! We must capture her, and make her the waifu!

>>47866368
Why not feed her some eggs while we're at it

>>47866390
They won a basketball game

>>47866386
>>47866417
Alright fine. Kidnapping + Rape + Emotional abuse + Grooming/Training + Multiple impregnations are totally my fetish and I am blatantly inserting them.

Can't blame me for it tho. You just gonna let a waifu be imperfect when you have the option to force her to git gud? You gonna let a waifu just walk away and waste all the effort you've put into her, when you can keep her and guarantee returns?

Eh. Normies and their normiefetishes I suppose.

>>47866447
>Why not feed her some eggs while we're at it
Huh, what do eggs do? Aside from provide some decent energy and protein.
I mean I suppose keeping her fed is a good idea but why specifically an egg?

>>47866535
>He doesn't know

>>47866384
>>47866366
>>47866384
>>47866409
You assure her that neither of them will hurt her, and tell her that your name is Tofoo.

"What's yours?" you ask.

"I-I'm Lazuli," she stammers nervously.

"The guy that was chasing you, what did he look like?" you ask.

"U-uhm...." she thinks for a moment. "He was big, and bald, and he has a scar over his right eye."

"Did that bad man hurt you?" Goku asks her.

"He tried," she tells him. "I ran faster than he did."

>A. Ask if there's someplace safe you can take her to

>B. Tell Goku and Krillin to see if they can find the guy

>C. Something else

>>47866535
You need to lurk more, friend

>>47866535
A shitposter and a newfag, it really IS summer.

I hope none of you peeps are actually planning on preventing her and 17 from becoming Androids

>>47866573
>B. Tell Goku and Krillin to see if they can find the guy

So that we're alone with Lazuli, and then


>C. Something else

Tell her she looks pretty

>>47866573
>>A. Ask if there's someplace safe you can take her to
>>B. Tell Goku and Krillin to see if they can find the guy

>>47866595
Goddamn it I'm trying but SOM won't enter my magical realm!

>>47866573
>>A. Ask if there's someplace safe you can take her to
>>B. Tell Goku and Krillin to see if they can find the guy

somebody post the "waifu acquired" reaction pic. I can't find it.

>>47866573
>"Yamcha" then A

>>47866699
But how will dying to a saibaman help in this situation?

>>47866699
Yamaha isn't bald.

His hair is literally his best accomplishment.

>>47866573
>He was big, and bald, and he has a scar over his right eye.
What the fuck is Sagat doing here.

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>>47866607
"Is there someplace safe I can help you get to?" you ask.

"My grandpa's house," she tells you. "It's not too far from here."

You turn to your friends. "Goku, Krillin, go see if you can find the guy that was after her."

"Right!" Goku says, running off.

"Got it," Krillin says before going to join your other friend.

You walk over to Lazuli and offer her your hand. She looks at it for a moment before reaching out and grabbing it. You pull her to her feet, and let her lean on you as the two of you slowly make your way out of the alley.

"Thanks, Tofoo," she tells you. "I really appreciate this."

The two of you walk about two blocks, and you notice her looking around a lot, probably nervous about her attacker. There aren't many people around, and that probably makes her a bit nervous as well.

Her eyes go wide, and she gasps, pointing to your left. "I-it's him!"

>A. Look, and see what kind of guy you're dealing with here

>B. Let go of her and tell her to find a hiding spot

>C. Something else

>>47866837
>>A. Look, and see what kind of guy you're dealing with here

>>47866837
>A. Look, and see what kind of guy you're dealing with here

>>47866837
>A

>>47866837
>C. Something else
Keep hold of her and lead her to a hiding spot.

>>47866837
>C. Something else
God damn it tell her that she looks pretty already.

>TFW we're captured instead and turned into an android

>>47866850
You look in the direction she's pointing, frowning, as you don't see the man she described. There's a bald guy, but he's short, and balding due to old age, and he doesn't seem to have any scars.

You're about to ask Lazuli where he is, but when you look over, she's gone.

Looking around, you see her disappear around the corner of a building.

>A. Yell and ask where she's going

>B. Go after her

>C. Check to make sure you still have your money

>D. Something else

>>47866999
DUBS+TRIPS

FULL HOUSE

>>47867016
>B. Go after her

and

>D. Something else

Tell her she looks pretty

>>47867016
>>B. Go after her

>>47867036
She won't after we fuck her up for robbing us

>>47867047
I guess I can't fault you for being practical. But could we at least keep the bruises away from her face?

>>47867036
Tell her she's the second prettiest girl we've met.

>>47866999
Well that's one way to timeskip straight to Z

Though that begs the question if Bulma will somehow luck out and win the Gokubowl, or stick with ol'Vegeta instead

>>47867073
Anon please!
This is a risky game you are playing, anon!

Yes, it might make her jealous, and trigger her "Gotta grab and hold onto this dude immediately" tendencies, knowing there's a 1st girl she can mate poach from.

But she might also just get hurt feelings and offended and knee jerk get madbro for not being the prettiest, and trigger her "my feelings are always justified! I must avoid this clearly bad person, because my feelings say so!" reaction

>>47867101
Who hurt you, anon?

>>47867101
Or she could just think we're one really weird motherfucker for flirting with complete strangers who just robbed them

>>47867101
>>47867073
Like, can't we tell her she's just average looking normally, but she's dead sexy when she's cornered and exhausted?

>>47867110
?
I dunno, I guess I did get upset about World of Warcraft in like 2010 or something when I want to an ERP server and it was like 80% futa and cocklust and other gay shit.
Does that count?

>>47867132
Yes

>>47867132
Oh dude, Pornshire on Moon Guard. If your dream is horsecocked draenai futa, that's where you want to be.

>>47867132
>she's dead sexy when she's cornered and exhausted?

No. That's creepy as fuck. You sound like a serial killer

>Anons literally cannot stop thinking with their dicks
Good job

>>47867169
It's like poetry, or something

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>>47867101
What the flying fucking fairy ass

>>47867047
You run after the girl, rounding the corner to find her already gone.

The street is pretty much empty, save a homeless person passed out against a wall, and a fox-man mowing a front lawn mostly full of dead grass.

You hear the sound of something slamming shut in a nearby alleyway, and you rush around to find a metal door at the far end of the alley.

Upon approaching it, you find it locked.

>A. Knock

>B. Break the door down

>C. Something else

>>47867147
Oh.
Then I guess I got upset by that.
Managed to get over it tho. Steady exposure to /v/ desensitised me to gay shit.

>>47867160
Eh, not really my thing. I'm more into female gnomes (with vaginas).

>>47867163
Creepy is a meme women invented to ward off betas. All it means is "I feel threatened", but to me that sounds like "I am an easy target, and my feels have gone haywire."

>>47867225
>>C. Something else
Vibrate our molecules through the door.

>>47867163
>>47867227
When a woman feels afraid, that isn't a signal to back off. That's a signal to throw her feelz in the trash, and substitute your own.

And I am not a serial killer. I am not a killer at all. How in god's name did you get THAT out of "you're sexy when you're cornered and exhausted"?

>>47867225
>A. Knock
Then when know one answers
>B. Break the door down

>>47867249
Kid Flash, please

>>47867225
>>C. Something else
Zoom around and check for a backdoor. She might be giving us the slip.

>>47867227
>All it means is "I feel threatened",
Yes. That's what creepy means. You're giving off a vibe of being unpredictable/dangerous. Like you'd do something very shady if you could get away with it. Considering you're thinking of her as "a easy target" then yeah, that's accurate. You legit sound like a crazy person.

>>47867225
>C. Something else

Tell the lock it looks pretty.
Maybe it'll get scared and run away, leaving the door open and vulnerable.

>>47867263
I keked

>>47867256
>Like you'd do something very shady if you could get away with it.
Now you're the crazy one. I just want to make the girl my romantic and sexual partner, god damn it. Not sell her organs to the chinese or offer her student loans or whatever it is you think I'm doing.

>sex and romance without consent?
Eh, it's fine to ignore consent if it's for the girl's own good.

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>>47867227
>>47867251
Crazy motherfuckers, the both of you. I really hope this is a ruse cruise.

>>47867263
Ha

>>47867256
>>47867295
So yeah if you think taking a girl and making her a good waifu is harmful,
but giving her the freedom to shit up her life with single mother #yesallwomen empowered womens rights memes is non-harmful,
then yes I'm dangerous.

But I just might be the most predictable dude on the planet with my intents.

Now where my waifu at?

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>>47867325

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>>47867325


>>47867256
>>47867253
Deadlock

>>47867333
I find CWC intensely amusing.
He fell for the tranny meme.

>>47867343
Flirt with the door / lock.

>>47867343
>A

>>47867362
>>47867253
You knock loudly on the door.

Predictably, nobody answers, so you respond in the most reasonable way possible given your situation.

You break down the door.

The metal door falls from its frame, hitting the ground inside the building with a loud bang, and drawing the attention of the two occupants to you.

Lazuli is there, looking at you with fearful eyes, and a boy about your age with long dark hair and the same piercing blue eyes stares at you in surprise.

"Hey, pal, I'm pretty sure breaking and entering is considered a crime," the boy says, taking a step toward you.

>A. So is theft

>B. Demand Lazuli give you back your money

>C. Point out that you just broke down a metal door, and ask if he really wants to pick a fight

>D. Something else

>>47867395
>D. Something else

Ask if the boy is Lazuli's BF

>>47867395
>>47867407
Yeah I can actually get behind that.

>>47867407
I mean yes I know OOC he's her brother
but Tofoo doesn't know that!

>>47867407
>>47867413
>>47867417
Makes sense

>>47867395
>A. So is theft
and this >>47867407

>>47867395
"You know what else is a crime? Being that pretty, Miss."

That clearly isn't a boy.

>>47867435
Anon...

>>47867395
>C. Point out that you just broke down a metal door, and ask if he really wants to pick a fight

>>47867450
It's too pretty to be a boy. Like Upa!

>>47867395
That reminds me, I made an agreement with an anon that I'd vote to suplex things.
Is there anything we can suplex?

>>47867435
Halt.
By using the word "crime" you are communicating to Lazuli that you care about the law. I.e. you submit to an authority greater than yourself. That is not alpha. You should communicate instead that you view the law as a suggestion at best, give off that real bad boy vibe.

>Hey, pal, I'm pretty sure breaking and entering is considered a crime
"Yeah, and you have a duty to retreat."

>>47867475
Lazuli? I'm talking about the other girl.

>>47867395
>>B. Demand Lazuli give you back your money
Also
>>47867407

>>47867473
If it has a penis it's a boy!

If it doesn't have a penis it might still be a boy, but wearing clothes!

But if it can engage in pregnancy it's definitely a girl!

>>47867491
Woah shit hol up.
You wanna rape 17?
...
Well I suppose I can't be a hypocrite.
Proceed.

>>47867475
Are you role playing someone with severe autism?

>>47867507
Get Goku to check then. Pat pat will solve this issue.

>>47867407
>>47867460
>>47867428
"So is theft," you point out, looking over at Lazuli. "So, is this your boyfriend?"

"I'm her brother," the boy tells you. "And I don't appreciate guys stalking my sister."

"I just broke down a metal door, you sure you want to pick a fight?" you ask.

Lapis reaches down to a holster at his hip, pulling out a pistol.

"Well, it looks like I'm the only one here with a peacekeeper, so yeah, I like my odds," he answers.

This could get ugly.

>End updates

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>>47867519
That depends, are you roleplaying a clueless faggot who just blew in from facebook?

>>47867523
>concerns
You didn't let us bully and dominate Lazuli :(
Or the door lock :(

>>47867523
>I like my odds
Aren't we immune to guns? I don't think his odds are as good as he thinks they are.

>>47867535
No we're immune to bullets

Guns still hurt

>>47867535
Yeah, you know that, he doesn't.

>>47867533
Anon, please, seek help

>>47867546
Like what kinda help?
Who can help me bully and dominate fictional waifu?

>>47867523
We should call her a liar next thread. That's clearly a girl. So it should be "sister"

Lock confirmed for new waifu?

>>47867563
No.

>>47867563
Nothing is locked in yet

>>47867559
ANON!

>>47867563
Lock is too pure for is.

>>47867563
U kno it bro

Lock

Stays right where you left it, doesn't budge for just any old faggot. You gotta have either the right technique, or a lotta force.

Plus the way you use it is by inserting things in it.

Lock best waifu.

Bit of a shame we can't reproduce with Lock to make half-human half-lock babies. Dat iron defense would be top tier.

>>47867575
Do ho ho

>>47867546
Honestly don't know why people wanted to go to North city, if there were two scientists that we knew that could remove a bomb from an advanced robotic humanoid created by a military super power with ease compared to some unknown person that might just end up triggering the bomb to detonate.

>>47867588
I came here to fuck 18 while she's still %age%.

>>47867588
You know exactly why people wanted to go to North City.
One of them just stole a hundred thousand zenny from us and the other has a gun.

>>47867575
What? That has to be a girl. Next you're going to tell me that Upa is a boy.

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>>47867588
You know damn well why they wanted to go to North City

>>47867606
Ding! We have a winner!

>>47867612
Ha

>>47867556
A rule 34 artist

>>47867613
We haven't even told her that she's pretty yet, you know.

>>47867633
...SOM stop it. I'm not gay. Those two are clearly girls.

>>47867637
I am aware

>>47867605
Anon....

>>47867585
Wacka Wacka

>>47867655
Krillin, come on, even Goku can tell the difference