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[synthesizers and horns]
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[intro music continues]

Three brave astronauts...

Navy test pilot Lieutenant Mike Adams, beautiful medical doctor Eve Carson, and brilliant Japanese scientist Suji Yamaguji are pioneers from Earth, flying a fantastic new type of spaceship on mankind's first journey to Mars!
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"Would you look at that view! If everything goes according to plan, this is the last time we'll see old Mother Earth for a while! Quantum mechanics, wormholes... I don't understand any of it! Lucky for me, Uncle Sam just wants me to fly it!"

[speaker noise]
"Captain to the bridge, please! We're about to set sail!"

"All the way from Earth to Mars in only a few seconds... but it'll be the trip of a lifetime!"
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"Something's wrong! All the dials are going haywire! Hang on... urgh! I can... still... land this bird! Wait - what's that light? So bright- I can't see anything!"
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[silence]
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[metal creaking noise]

"Are you alright, Eve?"
"Yes, I think so... what happened?"
"I landed us. At least I think I did. I can't remember exactly what happened. Must have hit my h-"
"Aiiiiii-!"
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"Suji! Poor fellow. He was the smartest man I've ever known. He built this ship almost by himself... for all the good it did!"
"Oh, Mike, we have to bury him! It's only right!"
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"We might have to, if help doesn't get here soon. Wherever we landed, it looks like it's in the tropics!"

"Listen, I hear something! Our rescue!"

"I don't think that's a helicopter-"
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"-It's something else!"

[roaring noise]

"Aiiiiiiii!"

"Stay behind me, Eve! I'll protect you!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever Mike does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
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Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>47846693
grab the flare gun by feet and fire at the beasts maw!!
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>>47846693
Use one of those metal bits to jam its mouth open.
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Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>47846693
Flex your muscles at it
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Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>47846693
Grab the woman and throw her into the mouth of the dinosaur.
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>>47846821
What the fuck anon
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"Wait - one of the flare guns!"

"Mike, no! It's too far away!"
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"Trust me, Eve..."
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"...it's our only chance!"

[roaring noise]

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Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>47846991
dive roll, grab flare gun, shoot up in its mouth as it goes to bite!!!
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Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>47846991
Jump into the mouth of the dinosaur and shoot it from the inside.
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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>47846991
Shoot the flare gun in its eyes, blinding it so you can escape!
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>>47847119
idiots/trolls playing the game
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>>47847130
...You've... you've never played lego quest before have you?
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>>47847219
Suicidal players always cut short all the cool shit Lego Quest has planned!
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"MIKE!"

"Hrrrgh-!"
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SHREEEEEEFROOOOOOOOSH
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[angry roaring noise]
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[roaring, heavy footsteps]
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"Mike - that was... that was a dinosaur!"

"Don't be ridiculous, Eve! All the dinosaurs have been dead for a million years or more!"
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"I know what I saw!"

"Maybe it was some kind of mutant crocodile. Who knows what sort of odd animals you might find in the jungle?"
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"Well, whatever it was, who knows if it might come back!"

"You've got a point..."
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"... it might be a while before help arrives."

...

What will you do?

>Set up camp
>Inventory supplies
>Scout around the area
>Something else

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

>>47847240
>planned
I was expecting someone to roll a 12 to rodeo the T. Rex.
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Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>47847623
SET UP CAMP
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Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>47847623
>Set up camp
Sans shirt, so we can give the ladies some cheesecake.
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Rolled 12 (1d12)

SEDUCE TO MAKE LOVE AT NEW CAMP
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>>47847946
fuck im on a roll, Flare gun grab, flare gun shot and now this!!!! Love this game!
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"Hmm... these panels are fairly light, but strong as anything we're going to find around here! Not even that - whatever-it-was - could break through this!"
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"Careful, now-"

"I've got it-"
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"Hand me that wrench-"

"This one?"

"That's it-"
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"Well! Not bad for a day's work!"

"Oh, Mike, it's amazing!"
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"What should we do now?"
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"I can think of something!"

"Lieutenant Adams!"
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"We should rest!"

"We can do that afterwards."
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[hinge squeaking noise]
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YESSSS!
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>>47848253
>>47848276
>>47848293
Make sure to use her ass. We can't afford pregnancy in these dire circumstances
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" *yawn* "

"Good morning!"

"Morning already? But what about that dino-"

"If he came around here while we were sleeping, he didn't bother us."
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"What are you doing? I can help!"

"I was just about to..."

>Check our supplies
>Build something
>Scout around the area
>Something else

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
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Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>47848439
>Scout around the area
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Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>47848439

Build something!
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Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>47848439
Check our supplies
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Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>47848439
Shit on her chest
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"...scout around the area. There might be a town or a village. Who knows, we could be only a few miles from civilization!"
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"Civilization?!? You can't possibly tell me you still think we're in the present day! We're the only civilization on the planet right now!"
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"You don't know that for a fact! Suji's warp engine was checked... double-checked... quadruple-checked! There's no way that his math was wrong!"
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"If that's how you feel, maybe tonight you can sleep outside with your imaginary dinosaur!"
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[slam]

"Maybe I will!"
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[mumbling]

"Thank you, MS. Carson! DOCTOR Carson... Doctor, ha! She's a medical doctor, not a quantum physicist, for heaven's sake... I'll bet I find civilization right around that next-"
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"-tree?"

"What? A primate?"
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"Capture it!"
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"Who the devil-?"

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Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>47849014
FLEX YER PECS. ESTABLISH ALPHA MALENESS.
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>>47848957
oh shit
frog-men!
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>>47849051
nigga those is cone heads.
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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>47849014
"Oh yeah? Well how about I capture you, then? How'd you feel about that?"

Confuse them into surrendering to you.
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Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>47849014
Grab that vine and climb the tree.
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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>47849014

Take the devil's sword and cut down the other!!
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"Fellas, I don't know where you come from, but these guns are property of the U.S. Navy, and nobody's locking them up!"
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"Not buying it, huh?"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
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Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>47849315
Disarm the closest cone-head!
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Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>47849315
Find out if lizard genitalia are just as sensitive to kicks to the groin as mammals are.
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"We've got a saying where I'm from - the best defense is a good offense!"

"What-? Let go!"
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"Let's see how sturdy that horn is-"
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KRAK

"Uuugh-!"
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"Now this is a fair fight."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!"
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Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>47849837
Attack second lizard with first lizards head spike.
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Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>47849837
AIM FOR THE NADGERS!
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"Filthy primate! Put that weapon down at once!"
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"Alright."

[sound of metal dropping]

"Wait, what are you-"
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>>47850073
ERE WE GO LADZ!
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SPLURKT

"No!"
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SHUNK

"Gluk-!"

"Afraid so."
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"That's two points for Uncle Sam... but it looks like Eve might be right after all. I don't remember learning about these in school. None of this seems to make any sense."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>47850153
Check bodies for anything identifying. This could be an alternate history, like those old movies, what were they called? World of the monkeys, or something?
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Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>47850153
Get back to camp to warn Eve that we're not alone out here.
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Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>47850153
Check them for pocket change and lint.
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"It's a good thing I dropped this when I did... this sword must weigh fifty pounds! And they swung them around like they were nothing!"
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"And this armor... so strange, but obviously well-made. What kind of creature are you? I need to let Eve know about these-"
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[scream]

"Eve!"
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"Eve!"
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"Eve! Where are you? Eve!"
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"Eve-!"

"What is this? Another primate?"

"This one is a male!"

"How can you tell? They all look the same!"

"Whatever it is, capture it!"

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Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>47850513
Surrender, but call for PARLEY. INFORMATION IS NEEDED. YEAR. DATE. REGION. SMOKES, LETS GO.
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Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>47850513
Use the computer on a pole as a sort of makeshift maul, and knock someone's horn off.
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Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>47850545
SHIT, reroll.
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>>47850560
You don't just get a reroll you wiener.
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>>47850590
sorry.....
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>>47850603
Can you delete that image in case I need it later
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Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>47850513
Impress them by using anything technological and claiming you're a wizard.

A muscle wizard.
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"Now look, my name is Lieutenant Michael John Adams, United States Navy. We were the crew of an experimental spacecraft using quantum physics-"
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"What is it talking about?"

"It does not matter. It is just chattering, like all primates. Capture it, for the glory of the Sardak Empire!"

"Looks like we're going to have to do this the hard way-"
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BARSHH

"Aaaungh-!"
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"Well?"
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"You were saying something about capturing me."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
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Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>47851050
Intimidation check!
"Anyone wanna negotiate now?"
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Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>47851050
Throw the horn into one of them's face.
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Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>47851050
Rolling for crafting a weapon on the spot.
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Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>47851050

This guy >>47851072
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"Commander, what should we-"

"I suggest-"
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"-a strategic withdrawl!"

"Hey!"

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Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>47851235
Give em the chair!

And what I mean by that is, throw a fucking chair at the back of one of the mooks heads, so we can interrogate him.
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"Hey!"
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"Raaaaah-!"
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>>47851442
how come we can understand them, but they can't understand us?
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"They might have gotten away... but there's still one hope. Hang on, Eve."
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>>47851461
We might find out more about that pretty soon!

That's it for tonight, but I'll be back in about eight or ten hours and we can keep playing! I should be able to run straight through all day, and hopefully find out some more about this strange new land! I hope everybody is having fun so far, because I'm loving this game!

Just wanted to point out that the shelter Mike built was constructed entirely of debris that was already laying on the table, and that the shelter door has a working hinge.

If you want to read up on some other Lego Quest episodes, most previous episodes are archived on suptg along with all the pictures:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20Quest

The official Lego Quest wiki has a bunch of articles (like, almost 500 articles) and will probably have Mike and Eve in the near future:
http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_Wiki

aaaaaaaand if you follow me on Twitter, you'll get notified when this episode resumes, and whenever a new episode starts:
@EndmanOfFuturon

Goodnight, Legonauts!
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>>47851570
See you tommorow LQ.
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>>47851570
thanks again LQ!
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I bet this is the far future instead of the past!

Thanks for running!
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>>47851994
Me too
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OK, I'm awake again. I need to go out for a couple hours, but after I get back I should be able to run straight through all day.
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>>47854333
Did you sleep like 6.5 hours? This doesn't sound healthy.
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>>47854368
More than I usually get when I'm running this

I was actually up for a little while before I posted that.
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>>47854368
is it honestly unhealthy though?
there's so much bullshit about sleep out there it's not something I would worry about unless you just can't sleep at all, or are sleeping more than 10 hours a day.
sorry for the off topic
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>>47855512
It's probably entirely dependent on the person. Some people don't need to sleep as much as others.
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OK, who's ready to play?

Not me, but I should have something up in about 30 minutes anyway
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>>47856784
I'll play for about an hour or two.
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SPLASH

"Aaaaugh-! Wh... what-?"

"Wake up."
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"Filthy primate! Untie me immediately!"

"Quiet. You and I are going to have a chat."

"Is that my-"

"It'll be the last thing you see if you don't do what I tell you. What is this place? Who are you?"
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"I am a soldier of the Sardak Empire. This 'place' is our domain."

"I'm starting to regret landing here. What is this Sardak Empire?"

"We are the greatest race to exist! Our emperor is conducting a glorious campaign of extermination against the lesser tribes, until no one else exists but us!"
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"Genocide, eh? Back where we come from, some people tried that once. We called them Nazis!"
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[trumpeting sound]

"Wait, what's that noise?"
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"That is the trumpet of a Sardak war party. It is only a matter of time before they discover your home."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
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Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>47857318
Drag him away, we've got more questions
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Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>47857318
Set up defenses
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Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>47857318
Also do a quick search for a real weapon from the wreckage
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"Let's go."

"Where are you taking me?"
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"We're going to go take a look at this war party before they take a look at us. But first..."
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"God bless Uncle Sam - that crash kit must have everything in it but the kitchen sink!"
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"Get moving."

"Do not touch me, you vermin-infested primate!"

"Then get moving."
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[trumpet sound]
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[trumpeting continues]

"HROOOOONK."
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"Look at the sight of it! Have you ever seen anything like that before in your life?"

"A three-horn? They are dumb beasts of burden, nothing more!"
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"Wait, in the back of the line... that's... that's..."
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"...a human?"
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"You didn't tell me the other primates were hu- wait, where did he go?"

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Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>47858005
Use our human Binocular Vision, finely honed by millions of years of evolution, to isolate the location of the escaped prisoner.
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Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>47858005
whisper to the chained prisoner and try a joined manoeuver to liberate him
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[shouting]
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"Come on, the primate must be near..."
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[whistling sound]
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"Keep moving, slave!"
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"Aaaugh-!"

"What? The prisoner is escaping! The prisoner is-"
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"-urk!"

"Escaped."
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"Get them!"

"Capture the primates!"

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>47858540
boy oh boy

It's time to jump on dat triceratops, shove the riders onto the pursuers, and stomp them to pieces! Splash!
I just hope our new friend has the moves
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Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>47858540
Stab one of the aliens in the gut, and use their body like a kebab to club the others
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Rolled 8, 2 = 10 (2d12)

>>47858540

Resolve through copious violence.
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>>47858540
I never knew there was a hairy chest piece
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KLAANG

KLAAANG

"I'm in the wrong weight class... I hope my new friend is faring better than me-"
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KRUUUNGG

"Uuungh-!"
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"HROOOOONK!"

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Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>47858947
Rodeo it.
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Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>47858947
Anything less then heroically jumping onto the dinosaur and stealing the spear is below Adams.
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Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>47858947
1. crouch if the spear is launched so the guy behind gets the shot
2. launch the knife between the rider's eyes and climb the beast's horns
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Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>47858947
Acticate your American power of freedom
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"Bringing in the big guns, huh?"
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"Nobody beats the U.S. Navy!"
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"Take a hike, you overgrown iguana!"

"Aiiiyaaaah-!"
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>>47859446
https://youtu.be/wyz_2DEah4o
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WSSSHHNK

"AAAuuugh-!"

"Drop that sword, lizard-lips!"
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"Come on, friend, climb aboard! This thing doesn't have any brakes!"
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"Me Grug. You save Grug's life!"

"Good to meet you, Grug. I'm Mike Adams, U.S. Navy."

"Yooooooisss...?"

"Just call me Mike."

What will you do now?
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Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>47859585
ask mike if he has a tribal camp nearby that we can rest at, and also recruit troops to go get our honey back.
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>>47859585
Where are the other humans, Grug?
We can pay them a visit with our new friend.
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Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>47859585
take one of the dead guard's armor
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>>47859623
I am an retard and confused Mike with Grug.
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>>47859746
>Grug Adams, NASA
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"Grug, are there any others like you?"

"You mean Warrior People? Grug part of Warrior People, always fight Sardaks since first of tribe. Now only few of Warrior People. All others..."
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"...only a few Warrior People."
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"I see... what about other people? Are there any other tribes?"

"There other people still. There Flower People."

"Flower People?"

"Flower People worse at fighting. Better at hiding."

"We'd better deal with this one step at a time. The first thing we need to do is figure out a plan to rescue Eve."

"Eve? Who Eve?"

"She's my... it's a long story. Is your home near here?"
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"It not far. It just over that way."

"Alright. I'll start at the beginning. I'm a test pilot for the U.S. Navy. We were flying a spaceship on mankind's first journey to Mars-"

"HROOOOOOONK."
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"Slow down, we here!"

"What, this place? But there's no one here!"

"Flower People not only ones who know how hide. You watch."
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[whistling sound]
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Grug is good. Grug is good friend to have. Hope Grug not die.
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"It Grug! He not captured!"

"It not just Grug!"

"Grug! Who that?"
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"This Tala. This Urr. Tala, Urr, and Grug all that left of Warrior People."
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"This Mike Adams. His mate captured by Sardaks-"

"Er, Grug, it's probably better if you don't call her that after we rescue her... women's lib and all that."

What will you do now?
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Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>47860436
Ask about where the Sardaks take prisoners (and thus Eve)
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Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>47860436
Make friends!
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"Grug, where does - hold still, I'll have you free in a minute - where do the Sardaks keep their prisoners?"

"Sardaks take prisoners to great city. Grug never see inside, but many, many people. Sardaks, slaves. Many slaves. Great city has high wall, tall enough to keep out Big-Teeth. Many guards."
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"Many guards... In that case, a frontal assault might be out of the question. What about those Flower People? You said they were good at hiding. Are they good at sneaking?"
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"Warrior People no like Flower People! Flower People no like Warrior People! Tribes hate each other since first fight, when Warrior People and Flower People both same tribe! You not talk Flower People!"

Roll d12 and link to post for whatever do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in Options field!
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Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>47860903
tell Urr that the flower people are better than green people.
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Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>47860903
Point out that if the Flower People help the Warrior People sneak in to the great city, they can free all the people, and get revenge.
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I hope there is an ancient prophecy about Adam's coming and triumph or this ain't a stone age epic.
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"But Urr, surely you can see the value in cooperation! Why, if the two tribes could work together-"
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"YOU NO TALK FLOWER PEOPLE!"

"Urr!"

"No, Urr!"
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"Grug, you know that I'll never be able to get inside the Sardak city without help, right?"

"Grug know."

"And you think the Flower People could help me?"

"Grug think so."

"I need to find the Flower People, Grug. Will you help me?"

"Mike free Grug, save Grug's life. Grug go with Mike, find Flower People."

"How far is it?"

"Grug not know."

...

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
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Rolled 1 (1d12)

The others won't be easier to persuade.
We should head back to the camp, find some valuables, then offer them to the flower people in token of friendship.
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>>47861241
>always roll max on shitposts
>always fumble on cunning plans
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>>47861265
>didn't link to the post
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>>47861265
>wasting image slots in a Lego Quest thread
Why.jpg
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Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>47861177
Find the flare gun you previously used, head to the flower people and threaten to shoot them if they don't help
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"Grug take good club, go with Mike to Flower People."

"Grug not go! Grug stay!"

"Grug owe Mike Grug's life. Grug help Mike."

"Grug all Tala have left!"

"Grug make up Grug's mind. Grug go Mike. Grug have to."

"Grug not come back."

"Grug come back when Mike and Grug free Mike mate."
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"I'm sorry for the trouble I've caused, Grug. Is Tala your... mate?"

"It not like that. Tala mate killed by Sardaks two moon ago. Grug think Tala have good-heart for Grug, but it complicated. Keep going."

"It's nice to know some things never change!"
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"Why Mike go this way? Flower People other way!"

"We need to stop at my home for a minute."

"Mike have home?"

"I- well, it's not a home, really. It's not as nice as your home."
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"This you home?"

"It's where we crashed."

"That wing... then you story all true?"

"Ever word of it."

"You come here through wormhole?"

"That's right."
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"Only one cartridge left... I suppose it's better than nothing."
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"What that?"

"Do you know what fire is?"

"Grug know fire."
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>>47861371
I hate this plan.
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"Well, if you want a lot of fire right away, aim this where you want the fire and pull this trigger."

"Mike have fire-magic?"

"It's not magic, Grug. It's called progress. It's what happens when humans can work together!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
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Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>47861955
Find these Flower People.
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>>47861955
THANK YOU FOR FOLLOWING MY PLAN
Also Find these Flower People and attempt peaceful negotiation first, if dealt with resistance, threaten to light the fuckers up.
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Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>47862114
Forgot roll, here
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>>47848686
God dammit.

>>47858773
It's from the recent Faun.
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"Not a sound from the jungle... no insects... no animals..."

"This land where Big-Teeth live."

"Now you tell me."

"You know Big-Teeth?"

"I think we've met. He's tasted my fire-magic."
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"Why Mike stop?"

"Listen, do you hear that?"

"Grug not hear anything."

"It sounds like..."
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>>47862769
Car lesbians?
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"...birds?"

"Wing-Teeth!"

"Something's got them riled up!"

"They riling at us!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! And someone else roll another d12 for whatever Grug does as well!
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Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>47862825
Tame them!
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Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>47862825
Catch one of them and bond with it.
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Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>47862825
Grug send off wing teeth with Grug pit smell!
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Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d12)

>>47862825
Rodeo.
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"Look out, it's coming right at us!"

"Mike not know how Wing-Teeth hunt!"

"What you- what do you m-"
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"Wing-Teeth catch prey, drop from high up!"

"Now you tell me!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
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Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>47863348
TAME THAT BEAST ! HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DINO!
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Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>47863348
Punch his head until it's too high and on the tree.
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>>47863439
*and land on the tree, damn
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Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>47863348
Whisper softly in its ear, convincing it to let you ride it. Become the Wing-Tooth Whisperer.
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"This is worse than the vomit comet at NASA!"

"Mike! Wing-Teeth almost high enough! About to let go!"

"In that case I'd better hurry! Got to time this just right-"
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SPKAK

"KREEEEEE-!"
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"KREEEEEEEE-"

PASHHH

"Oof! I've had better landings than that, but at least I can walk away from it!"

"Mike! You still alive!"
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"Haven't climbed a tree since I was a boy!"

"KREEEEEEEE!"

"Looks like that plucked chicken isn't sticking around for dessert!"
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"While I was up there, I think I saw the Sardak fortress. You weren't kidding about the size!"

"That not all."

"What do you mean?"
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"Look."

"Wha-?"
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"Flower People."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
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Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>47864179
Greet them while flexing your muscles to establish leadership.
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Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>47864179
Make friends! (you're gonna acknowledge me one of these days!)
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Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>47864179
STRIP NAKED AND JOIN THEM!
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"Alright, you Stone Age beatniks, you saw what I did to that Wing-Teeth, so listen up. My name is-"
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"Maikadams!"

"What-?"
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"You... you are Maikadams! The legends are true!"
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"Maikadams? How did you know my n-"

"But where is Soo Geeyamagoogee?"

"Suji? How could you possibly know who Suji-"

"And Eve-Kar-Son? Where is she?"

"Eve- alright, mister, that's it. You'd better start explaining how you know the names of my crew members."

"Do not be upset, Maikadams! I will tell you all I know!"
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>>47864650
Yeah exposition!
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"In the beginning, all the humans of the world were of one tribe. Before this, humans lived in the world of the gods, but they were exiled for their sins to walk the earth.

"When we were first exiled, a great many of us died, and those that survived grew unhappy with each other, for even at the beginning there were the seeds of different tribes. One group was to protect all the others, but they grew weary of the demands of so many, and formed their own union to survive. Those were the Warrior People. We, the Flower People, were to tend the gardens of the gods before we were cast here. Those who paddled the great boat which took us here upon a rainbow were the first of our people to perish, for there were no boats of the gods when we arrived. There were others too, but all have fallen to the Sardaks.

"But there is a prophecy..."
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>>47864650
>filename
I love you
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"It is said that long before we were exiled, three humans were cast out of the world of the gods. Maikadams, Eve-Kar-Son, and Soo-Geeyamagoogee. They came before, but they will arrive after. Those are the words that have been passed down from season to season since the beginning of time, since the days of the first shaman. They came before, but they will arrive after. Maikadams, Eve-Kar-Son, and Soo-Geeyamagoogee. They will come when all else has been lost, and only they may have the power to free us from the Sardaks and return us to the world of the gods!"

"Suji is dead."

"NO!"

"And Eve has been captured by the Sardaks."

[agitated murmuring]

"This is Grug, of the Warrior People. He is my friend. We need to get into the Sardak fortress and rescue Eve. Will you help us?"
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"We will help you, Maikadams. We have waited since the beginning of time to help you."
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"But come - this Life-Giver is tired from its Sardak burden... and the Great Eater will soon return. We will take you to our home, where you may rest."

"Thank you. I'm very grateful to you and your tribe."
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I can't post a picture of the aftershot table because the image slots are all filled up! This was a ton of fun for me to run and shoot, so I hope you all had a little fun as well!

If you liked this episode, most previous episodes are archived along with all the images on suptg:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20Quest

The official Lego Quest wiki will probably have pages for all of the named characters in this episode by the end of the week:
http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_Wiki

and if you follow me on Twitter, you'll get a tweet whenever a new episode starts or a current one resumes:
@EndmanOfFuturon

Time for some Easter eggs!
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Thanks for the game, LQ!
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>>47865284
p-please tell me there will be a conclusion.
I'm seriously considering making a twitter just to follow you.
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>>47846568
This spaceship was a full interior that I made for and disassembled after this single shot, because I only have two large curved white panels and I needed it for the next shot

>>47846593
Mike is tacked to the ceiling-floor. Earth is displayed on my laptop screen as I hold the observation bay in front of my computer with one hand and take the shot with the other. It occurred to me after I was done processing the picture that there was a much easier way of getting the exact same shot.

>>47846609
I took this instrument panel out to get the shot >>47846568
Otherwise you wouldn't have been able to see Eve, and marketing would never have gone for that.

>>47846624
>>47846641
I wasn't sure how well this transition would work, but I'm pretty happy with how it turned out.

>>47846693
This fossil is a first-generation Lego dinosaur, from before they got the Jurassic Park license. The honker Mike has been riding around on is from the same era. I like these models the most because they have the classic look done in the same style as the original crocodiles, dragons, etc., so they fit in. Plus I just like the way they look compared to the ones with printing. It's also the smallest version of a tyrannosaurus that Lego has ever made (the size comparison chart is pretty funny if you want to look it up), but I think it still manages to look pretty imposing on camera!

>>47848080
As I said earlier in the thread, I built their shelter using only the debris from the ship that was laying on the table. I'm pretty proud of how well it turned out for being constructed on short notice after anon rolled a 10 to set up camp. I'd sleep in it!

>>47865293
Thank you for playing, anon!
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>>47865446
Thanks for running LQ.
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>>47865446
thanks again LQ!
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>>47849298
These guys bear a passing resemblance to the Frog-Men of the Great Southern Wastes, but it's purely coincidental due to typecasting. If you hadn't guessed by now, I'm a big fan of Land of the Lost, Planet of the Apes, and a few other "lost in time" shows, which is part of the reason why this was so incredibly fun for me to run.

>>47849273
This was a really funny suggestion and I laughed out loud after I posted the picture

>>47850119
Mike's right arm is missing, head-spike is tacked to the far side of the Sardak

>>47857153
I had this idea right before I started shooting. I think it turned out great. Also good to know that Mike found a source of fresh water nearby!

>>47860356
>>47864179
I used just about all the minifigs that I made for this game already! I wasn't expecting to get this much done, but this episode was really tight and full of action and interaction.

>>47862825
This shot took so many reshoots because there kept on showing visible supports. Shooting one thing in the air is easy, shooting two things is a pain in the butt. Shooting three things is "take a bunch of pictures and hope nobody notices".

>>47863348
This was a pain to shoot but I was laughing the whole time.

>>47864594
This is the mask from the Islanders theme, which is where the Flower People's grass skirts are from as well.

>>47865504
>>47865620
This wouldn't be any fun without you!

>>47865379
>p-please tell me there will be a conclusion.
There should be another episode of Adams and Eve next Saturday!
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One more Easter Egg:

>>47846568
Mike and Eve are wearing spacesuits from the CMF Astronaut from the recent Series 15 wave (the last wave before the current Disney one). Suji's spacesuit is from the City Space (NASA-type city sets) line from a few years ago. It's a little different from the other suits, in that it doesn't have arm or leg printing and the chest printing is a little different. I had planned to write it off as "he's from the Japanese equivalent of NASA so the suit is a little different make" but you ended up not being able to see much of his suit other than an arm here >>47846655
so in the end it didn't matter.
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>>47865858
So wen Mike's actor comes out as being gay are you going to produce a less popular sequel called Adams and Steve?
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I want your lego babies LQ. You're the reason /tg/ is the best board.

How much Lego do you actually own? Maybe a picture of all the boxes together.
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>>47866073
>How much Lego do you actually own?
Enough to fill four of these:
https://www.amazon.com/Sterilite-29308001-Drawer-Drawers-Casters/dp/B000MPQ2S2/189-9438371-7609744

I can't tell you exactly how much I have (about 75% of it is older than 1995) but a few months ago I did a part count on my minifigs and related. It's a little outdated now, but at last count I had 464 minifig torsos, five ghosts, three skeletons, two minidolls, and one finger puppet.

>I want your lego babies LQ.
>>>/toy/5741569

>>47865955
That won't be for at least a decade!
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Thanks for running! I like it when the plot is fast paced



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