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You wait for Metallitron to make his next move.

This time, he attempts to grab you with his massive, powerful hands. Leaping back to avoid being caught, you spring forward and kick him in the cheek, sending him crashing to the ground in front of you.

"Is-is that it?" Krillin asks.

"Yep, guess that'st he end of him," Goku tells your friend.

You watch Metallitron, and quickly see that Goku is wrong as the massive man pushes himself back to his feet, towering over you once more.

"Uh-oh, he's back," Goku points out.

"I'm back," Metallitron confirms, getting ready for another fight.

>A. Try the Kamehameha Wave

>B. Afterimage Kamehameha

>C. Charge and attack head-on

>D. Go on the defensive, try and block his attacks

>E. Wait a moment, and see what he does

>F. Something else

>>47842945
>B. Afterimage Kamehameha

>>47842945
>D. Go on the defensive, try and block his attacks

>>47843002
>>47842983
Deadlock

>>47843002
>>47842983
Flipped a coin, D won

>>47842945
Bearshout

>>47842885
Good morning Somnius!

Or whatever time it is. It's 9:12AM on a Sunday where I live.

Also, Gobble said "Som is kill". Does this constitute a taunt?

>>47843189
Aw dang. I wanted to support B

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>>47843002
This time, you decide to stand your ground as Metallitron attempts to strike you again.

He raises his hands above his head, and comes down at you with a double-axe-handle, aiming for the top of your head.

You thrust your hands up to try and catch his fists, and while you do manage to keep him from conking you over the head, his strength is immense, and as he keeps pushing down toward your head, you find yourself struggling to push him away.

"Look out!" Krillin shouts.

Metallitron pulls his right foot back, and attempts to kick you while you're busy keeping his hands away.

You lift your right knee, keeping yourself from being hit in the gut, but the force of the attack sends you sliding back toward Goku and Krillin, and leaves your knee throbbing from the impact.

"You die, now," Metallitron declares, opening his mouth.

There is a bright glow from inside your opponent's mouth, and to your surprise and confusion, a rocket shoots forth, heading right for you.

You roll out of the way, while Goku and Krillin take cover as well, but the rocket changes directions and chases after you.

>A. Brace yourself and take the hit

>B. Use the Afterimage technique, and make it hit a wall

>C. Lead the rocket back to Metallitron

>D. Try kicking it back at Metallitron

>>47843235
I know where Gobble lives, so he'd better hope not

And good evening, anon

>>47843260
Sorry

>>47843264
>C. Lead the rocket back to Metallitron
maybe use afterimage to be safe

>>47842905
http://www.strawpoll.me/10521567

>>47843264
>D
Lets pull a friza

>>47843296
META
EPIC
TIME
ACER

>>47843264
>C. Lead the rocket back to Metallitron
Objectively correct choice.

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>>47843281
>>47843406
You rush back toward Metallitron, who readies himself to attack again as you get closer. Glancing over your shoulder, you see the rocket speeding toward you, gaining rather quickly.

Metallitron attempts to punch you as you get closer, but hits only the ground as you leap in front of his face, sticking out your tongue as you use the Afterimage Technique to get behind him.

Your opponent doesn't have time to do anything before the rocket slams into his face, exploding with a deafening kaboom.

"Your friend was brave," you hear the voice say. "Sacrificing himself to defeat Metallitron! But it was a waste. The good major does not need his head to continue fighting, and he still has more tricks up his sleeve!"

"Destroy," you hear the headless body of Metallitron say as it stands back up, and begins stomping toward your friends.

>A. Shout that you're behind him

>B. Bear-Shout While his back is turned

>C. Kamehameha

>D. Charge and hit him while his back is turned

>E. Run up to the next floor while he's distracted

>F. Something else

>>47843499
>B. Bear-Shout While his back is turned

>>47843499
>B. Bear-Shout While his back is turned

>>47843499
>B. Bear-Shout While his back is turned

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>>47843515
You aren't sure how whoever's watching missed the fact that you're standing in the middle of the room, but Metallitron turning his back to you gives you quite the advantage.

Taking a moment to direct the warmth in your body upward, you open your mouth wide, and, with a yell, unleash a blast of light blue light that zips across the room, striking the major while his back is turned.

There's a flash of light, and a loud boom. Metallitron turns to you, and you see that you've blown away a good portion of his clothes, and damaged his upper body significantly, enough to reveal metal plating under his "skin".

"Destroy," the major says, stomping toward you.

"Wow, this guy's strong," Goku comments. "Hey, mister, ever think about competing in the tournament?"

"Goku, not now!" Krillin tells him.

>A. Attack head-on

>B. Bear Shout Again

>C. Kamehameha

>D. Get ready to defend

>E. Dodge his next attack

>F. Something else

>>47843720
>F. Something else
Afterimage.

Then, attack him in the robo groin.

>>47843753
>Crotch-shotting a robot

Anon, come on

>>47843812
>not crotch-shotting a robot
SOM, pls.

>>47843720
>E. Dodge his next attack

>>47843720
>F. Something else
Dodge his next attack, then SUPLEX him.

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>>47843869
>>47843846
You prepare yourself for his next attack, readying yourself to dodge it.

What he does takes you by surprise, as it's just about the most bizarre thing you've ever seen a person do. Well, maybe not more bizarre than Goku turning into a monkey.

Metallitron holds out his right hand, clenching it into a fight and pointing it in your direction. You hear something snap, and his fist flies right off his arm, a jet of flame pushing it right toward you.

Ducking, you just barely manage to avoid taking that strike to the face. Looking over your shoulder to make sure this isn't like the rocket, you're relieved as it continues toward the wall.

As the fist crashes right through the wall, creating a sizable hole, you find yourself very glad that you weren't hit.

"Wow, how did he do that?" Goku asks.

He looks at the major. "Can you grow a new one?"

Krillin groans.

You rush toward the major, diving between his legs and managing to roll behind him. Before he can turn around, you hop up and wrap your arms around his waist, pulling back and performing a suplex on the machine.

He slams to the ground on his shoulders, his lower half falling back and his legs landing on top of you, causing you considerable pain and pinning you to the ground.

"Destroy," Metallitron says, standing back up and lifting his right foot to stomp on you.

>A. Get out of the way!

>B. Get up and kick him in the chest

>C. Get up and put some distance between you so you can use one of your stronger attacks

>D. Grab his foot and try to throw him off his feet

>E. Something else

>>47844060
>E. Something else
He's left himself open for a Groin attack.

>>47844060
>B. Get up and kick him in the chest

>>47844107
>>47844119
Deadlock

>>47844311
Well the groin is near the chest.
Can we compromise and hit him in the belly?

>>47844325
That works

Also, new Super episode is best episode

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>47844354

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>>47844119
>>47844107
>>47844325
You roll out of the way as Metallitron stomps down, managing to avoid being crushed flat and getting into a crouch.

Springing off the ground, you kick Metallitron in the belly, pushing him back toward Goku and Krillin. As he slides back across the floor, he holds his left hand toward you, but hits the wall before he has the chance to fire.

Your kick has put him in the wall, but he quickly breaks free, beginning to march toward you once again, repeating the word "destroy". Without his head, his ability to think seems rather limited.

>A. Use another Bear Shout

>B. Use your most powerful Kamehameha

>C. Charge and kick him through the wall and out of the tower (60)

>D. Something else

>>47844552
>C. Charge and kick him through the wall and out of the tower (60)
For fuck sake die, you've taken up half the thread.

>>47844552
>C. Charge and kick him through the wall and out of the tower (60)

>>47844552
>B. Use your most powerful Kamehameha
Destroy!

>>47844589
That's his gimmick, he refuses to die no matter how damaged he gets.

>>47844671
Everything dies if you separate its component atoms by evaporating it.

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>>47844594
>>47844589
ROLL

>>47844706
True, so blow him to bits

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>47844715
FOR PONY

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>47844715

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>47844715

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>47844715
We're aiming to roll under, yeah? <g>

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>47844715
>>47844732
>>47844734
>>47844743
>>47844749
Best of 5? =)

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>>47844749
>>47844743
>>47844734
>>47844732

Rolled 89, 2, 93 = 184 (3d100)

>>47844778
Now watch me get over 95

>>47844778
If you had to give us a % of max HP remaining, how would you say we're doing?

I'm guessing Tofoo at 60%
Metallitron at 30%
Goku at 100%
Krillin at 100%

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>>47844732
>>47844734
>>47844743
You rush toward the marching major as he stomps in your direction.

Your last attack damaged the wall, so, if you can kick him into that spot again, he just might crash through it. This guy doesn't seem to be going down from any attacks you throw at him, but maybe a three story drop will do the trick since he's already damaged.

Running across the room, you leap high, aiming to strike your foe with a jump kick that will send him back once again.

But, things don't go your way.

As you jump, Metallitron points his left fist at you, and it goes flying off his arm, speeding across the room and catching you right in the face.

Your vision swims as you fall back, crashing painfully to the ground as the massive, metallic fist slams down next to you with a loud clang.

"Tofoo!" Krillin shouts in worry.

Metallitron stomps toward you, probably intending to crush you flat with his massive feet now that he's been disarmed.

You lift your head to see Krillin clench his fists, screw his eyes shut, and grit his teeth.

"Leave him alone!" Krillin shouts as he begins running toward the major.

"Krillin, stop!" Goku shouts.

Krillin slides to a halt, looking back at Goku.

"Tofu's okay," Goku explains, pointing at you. "Look."

You sit up, rubbing your head and glaring at the approaching machine.

>A. Use your most powerful Kamehameha and destroy him!

>B. Bear Shout again

>C. Get up and charge!

>D. Something else

>>47844874
Sounds about right, but you're probably closer to 70%

>>47844889

>A. Use your most powerful Kamehameha and destroy him!

>>47844904
Huh, after taking that hit we just did, I'd have thought we were well below half now.

>>47844889
>A. Use your most powerful Kamehameha and destroy him!

>>47844904
>>47844919
Though you gotta admit our pain tolerance is likely shooting through the roof considering how we:
Swam with a cannonball until our muscles can't move
Intentionally got stung by bees repeatedly
Tanked lightning flash surprise until our body was almost torn apart
Jumped on a grenade (for you! yeah yeah)

About the only thing we haven't done is get immolated by a fire, and I imagine that a flamethrower wielding boss is gonna be coming up next.

>>47844952
But we are gonna let goku or krillin take next floor on, anon. So we are safe there.

>>47844952
>>47844919
Your pain tolerance is incredibly high, and one of your greatest strengths. And the next floor's guardian will go to Goku or Krillin since you had this one, unless you want to really push the issue with them.

>>47844995
What's our weakness?

Lack of wisdom and foresight?
Stubbornness?
Tendency to try to Kaguya our way past our limits and end up getting wrecked?
Being piloted by /tg/ and therefore a schizophrenic mess who simulatenously wants to waifu everything AND hates waifuing everything?

>>47845029
The last one, the fact that you didn't really train your mobility meaning that you're not as good at evading attacks and maneuvering as someone like Goku, and the fact that you sometimes tend to go for style over substance with your fighting (suplexing or sticking to physical attacks with Metallitron rather than blasting him down)

>>47845081
Style is not a weakness.
Fighting is not just about survival or conquering the world. It's also about looking damn good.

>>47845081
Yeah that sounds about right.
We should make strength and weaknesses charts for the whole party.

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>>47845081
Who needs mobility?

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>>47844919
>>47844930
This has gone on for too long.

As the machine slowly stomps across the room in your direction, you cup your hands at your side, directing the warm feeling in your body to your palms.

"Ka...me...ha....me....." you say, preparing yourself as your foe gets closer and closer.

"Destroy," Metallitron says. "Destroy."

"HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You thrust your hands toward the machine, unleashing a large wave of bright blue light that streaks across the room.

Metallitron continues marching forward, walking right into the blast which strikes him with a massive explosion accompanied by a deafening boom.

You shield your eyes from the bright lights, and when you're able to look again, you see that Metallitron is still standing.

However, he has a gaping hole in his chest, and his legs are slowing with every step.

"De....stroy...." he groans before going completely still.

It's over.

"Hey, mister, are you done fighting?" Goku asks the machine, walking over and poking him on the back of the leg.

Krillin circles the robot, and laughs when he sees that it's really done this time.

He turns toward you, grinning. "Great job, Tofoo! You showed that metalhead!"

Goku continues poking the machine, then seems to realize that it's broken, and turns away, looking at you.

"He must have been really strong," Krillin comments. "I was surprised it took you so long to beat him."

"If everyone here's that tough, this might be hard," Goku adds.

>A. Thank Krillin for having your back

>B. Ask which one of them wants the next fight

>C. Comment that Metallitron was pretty annoying

>D. Those rocket fists were pretty cool

>E. Go usptairs

>F. Something else

>>47845169
Not a bad idea

>>47845180
Someone who wants to be prepared for everything

>>47845169
Goku
Weakness: Tail, Naive
Strength: Durability, Mobility

Krillin
Weakness: Self-confidence, Strength
Strength: Cunning, Speed

Master Roshi
Weakness: Pornography, Hammers
Strength: Raw power, Wisdom

Launch
Weaknesses: Sneezing, Melee
Strengths: Marksmanship, Inventory management

Bulma
Weaknesses: Strength, Getting kidnapped
Strengths: Plot armor, Brilliant engineer

Seripa
Weaknesses: Dead, not known about IC
Strengths: Best waifu, Best babies

>>47845207

>A. Thank Krillin for having your back

>F. Something Else
>Goku: "If everyone here's that tough, this might be hard,"
Point out that Goku's gonna fight us after we're done here. If he thinks that metal guy is tough, well Tofoo won. So Tofoo's even tougher. Goku still wanna fight?

>>47845240
You're tastes
Weaknesses: All
Strengths: None

>>47845240
This is pretty accurate, but keep in mind that Krillin is incredibly strong, just not as much as you or Goku, and that Launch is actually semi-decent in hand-to-hand when she has to be.

Also, I don't think Seripa ever had kids.

>>47845306
>I don't think Seripa ever had kids.
I wish to fix this.
With time travel.
And impregnation.

There is a quest board you know

>>47845318
Yes, I am aware. Thank you for the information, though.

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>>47845318
There is also a politics board.

And a furry board.

And other websites have boards for jailbait, loli, trolling, and invasions.

I'm pretty sure we even have a cosplay board.
DON'T GO TO THE COSPLAY BOARD, the people there are crazy.

Yes, even more crazy than the people on the politics and the furry board.

>>47845344
Somnius.

Did you know that potatoes can be made much more delicious if you add heat to them, such as by boiling, frying, or baking, before eating them?

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>>47845260
"Thanks for having my back," you tell Krillin.

He looks down at the ground, face reddening a bit. You suppose he's a bit embarrassed by how terrified he looked when he tried to attack Metallitron, but, you appreciate that he would have fought the robot just the same to help you.

"N-no problem," he tells you.

"You know, Goku, I beat Metallitron, so if you think he was strong, I'm even stronger," you tell your friend. "You still sure you want to fight me?"

Goku gets his confident, eager face back. "You bet. I want to see just how strong you really are."

Krillin gulps. "That's gonna be one amazing fight."

Goku looks toward the stairs. "Well, I guess we should keep going."

The three of you run up to the next floor, finding yourselves in a pitch black room.

"Hello?" Goku calls. "Is anybody here?"

He takes a few steps forward, then hits his knee on a rock. Hissing, he hops back a few steps.

"Who leaves a rock in the middle of the floor?" he complains, rubbing his knee.

"So, is there even a fighter on this floor?" Krillin asks. "Or is the challenge finding the stairs in the dark?"

In answer, three sharp objects strike the ground in front of Krillin, who yelps and hops back.

"What are those?" Goku asks, looking at the ground.

You think you've seen those things before. Throwing knives, or something like that.

"G-Goku, you can fight this guy," Krillin stammers.

"Show yourself!" Goku demands.

Above, lights turn on, and windows open, illuminating the room. Where the last one was an empty room with a single chair and metal floor, there's a small forest, a lake, and a house on this one.

But, you don't see a fighter.

>A. Wish Goku luck

>B. Shout out that Goku's fighting this time

>C. Step back

>D. Something else

>>47845550
>D. Something else
Powerlevel our Rock Paper Scissors stat by grinding with Krillin.

Oh, and Suplex the lake.
Don't actually suplex the lake. I think that's physically impossible.

>>47845550
>A. Wish Goku luck

>>47845550
>A. Wish Goku luck

>>47845598
It's only physically impossible if you believe in personal limits!
But >A.

>>47845506
Indeed.

>>47845700
:( You didn't thank me for the information

>>47845550
>D. Something else
Sit, meditate and recover lost energy!

Also can we work on trying to sense the attacker? Or atleast focus on seeing if we can feel the same energy we use inside of us in either Goku or Krillin, or anyone else around.

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>>47845619
"Good luck," you tell Goku.

Your friend smiles at you. "Thanks."

He looks around for his opponent, but none of you can see anybody.

"What's the matter, little boys?" a voice asks. "Can't see me? Well, I can see you!"

Goku gets behind the rock, yelping in surprise as multiple throwing stars are thrown into it.

"Hehehe, close one, wasn't it?" the voice asks. "I am Murasaki, the greatest ninja in the world! For my victims, the only time they see me is just before they die, and I promise you, I will be the last thing you ever see."

A purple blur shoots from the trees, landing behind Goku. You can see a man with a ponytail, holding a sword standing behind your friend, preparing to strike.

"Goku, look out!" Krillin shouts.

"Hey, no fair!" the man says, looking over his shoulder at Krillin. "You keep your mouth shut!"

He looks back at Goku, who by this point has turned around and seen the ninja. Murasaki attempts to slash at Goku, but your friend rolls out of the way, causing Murasaki to strike the rock instead.

The rock crumbles, and Goku stands to face the ninja.

"You got lucky," Murasaki tells your friend. "But I promise, you will not spot me again!"

Murasaki moves once again, a purple blur vanishing into the nearby trees.

"It is hopeless, trying to find me," you hear him say. "I am everywhere, I am nowhere. You will not see me until it is much too late."

Goku bends down, picks up a chunk of rock, and hurls it into the trees.

Murasaki falls to the ground, holding his head.

"This guy is strange," Krillin comments.

>A. He's an idiot

>B. This should be fun

>C. You wish you got to fight him

>D. Doesn't make him less dangerous

>E. Something else

>>47845853
>>A. He's an idiot

>>47845853
>B. This should be fun
>D. Doesn't make him less dangerous

>>47845853
>A. He's an idiot
>D. Doesn't make him less dangerous

>>47845853
>Start collecting all the throwing stars around the battlefield

"Goku, don't break the sword, please. I want it!"

>>47845909
Oh, anon...

>>47845853
>A. He's an idiot

>>47845923
We didn't get those sunglasses!

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>>47845909
>>47845891
"He's an idiot," you tell Krillin. "But, that doesn't make him any less dangerous."

You walk over to what's left of the rock, and start picking up the throwing stars. "Hey, Goku, try not to break his sword, okay?"

"Why not?" Goku asks as he walks toward Murasaki.

"I want it," you answer as you go to get a better look at the fight.

Goku picks something off the ground, looking toward Murasaki. "Did you drop this?"

"What in the-Murasaki, is that what you call showing my sisters the sights?" the voice from downstairs demands angrily.

Murasaki rushes over to Goku, looking both enraged and mortified. "That is mine! Are you trying to ruin me?"

"No, you can have it back," Goku says, handing the object back to Murasaki.

"Thank you," Murasaki says, putting it in his shirt before jumping back and throwing an object onto the ground.

Purple smoke obscures your vision of the ninja, though when it clears, you see him standing against a tree not too far away, hiding behind an American flag.

"Now you will never find me!" he mocks Goku.

"But I can see you," your friend comments. "You're hiding behind the flag."

"Do not be silly!" Murasaki yells from his hiding spot. "Clearly, you are just delirious with fear!"

"No, really," Goku tells the ninja as he gets closer.

Murasaki peeks out from behind the flag, and shrieks in surprise. "I told mother to put the tree pattern on both sides!"

He turns the flag around, revealing another side painted to look like part of a tree.

"Now, I am invisible!" Murasaki declares.

"You were right," Krillin tells you. "He's an idiot."

"You're funny," Goku tells Murasaki.

"You insolent little brat!" the ninja shouts, throwing the flag away. "You do not understand the ways of the ninja!"

He points at another tree. "Go over there and count to thirty, and I will show you a trick beyond your imagining!"

"Well...okay," Goku says, walking over to the tree and beginning to count.

>Continued

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>>47846205
As Goku begins counting, Murasaki dashes back and forth through the trees, stopping as he approaches a large rock.

He begins to lift it, revealing that it's hollow underneath, and that he intends to hide there.

"Hey!" Goku shouts, looking over his shoulder. "What comes after twenty-six?"

Murasaki falls over.

"I told you no peeking!" the ninja shouts as he gets to his feet. "You will never learn the ways of the ninja if you cannot even count to thirty! To become the rock requires great focus of mind!"

Goku approaches the rock and taps it. "Is it empty on the inside?"

"How dare you?" Murasaki demands. "Go back to the tree and count to thirty. If you lose count, then make something up, I do not care!"

"Okay, okay..." Goku grumbles, returning to the tree.

This time, Murasaki runs to a pond by the house, grabbing a reed and jumping into the water.

"Tofoo, this is going to be a long fight, isn't it?" Krillin asks, watching Goku count as Murasaki uses the reed to breathe underwater.

>A. Probably

>B. Nah, once Goku stops goofing around, this should be over quickly

>C. Tell Goku where Murasaki is

>D. Suggest that you and Krillin just go to the next floor while Goku takes care of this guy

>E. Something else

>>47846276
>>C. Tell Goku where Murasaki is

>>47846276
>D. Suggest that you and Krillin just go to the next floor while Goku takes care of this guy

>>47846276
>B. Nah, once Goku stops goofing around, this should be over quickly
"GOku, the longer you fool around the longer it'll be till supper."

>>47846276
>B, try to see if we can feel the warmth inside ourselves without using an attack

>>47846276
>E. Something else
"We can use this time to prepare ourselves for the next levels."

>Have Krillin scout out the room while we see if we can skip rocks at the reed without telling Goku anything.

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>>47846304
>>47846311
"Nah, once Goku stops goofing around, it'll be over quickly," you tell Krillin.

Goku continues to count, and you let out a sigh before yelling to your friend.

"Goku, the longer you fool around, the longer you'll have to wait for supper!" you tell him.

He spins around immediately. "Supper?"

Goku looks around, confused. "Where did he go?"

He begins running around, looking for the ninja in the forest before approaching the house. He looks around inside before coming back out, pausing and staring at the reed.

Well, he seems to have figured that out.

Goku turns around and runs back inside, coming back out with a tea kettle, which he pours down the hole in the reed.

Murasaki jumps from the water, screaming in pain.

"You little monster! Look what you did to me!" the ninja yells.

"So, was that your trick?" Goku asks.

"Stealth is not my only ability," Murasaki assures him, pointing toward the forest. "Let's see if you can keep up with me at a foot race!"

"No, enough games!" Goku says. "Give up or fight!"

"That's more like it," Krillin tells you. "Good job."

"Eager to die, are you?" Murasaki asks, pulling out his sword. "Once drawn, my sword has never known defeat. Can you say the same about your stick?"

Goku gulps, taking out his power pole.

Murasaki runs at Goku, attacking with a combination of high and low strikes, but Goku manages to block each with his pole. After being forced back a few steps, Goku begins to counterattack, and Murasaki is forced back.

"Enough of this!" Murasaki tells him, hopping back. "Prepare to die!"

The ninja leaps high into the air, yelling as he descend toward Goku.

Goku watches him come for a moment, then sets his Power Pole on the ground, standing up. He takes a few steps back, and your eyes go wide as Murasaki lands on top of the pole, part of which disappears up his.

Oh, Kami.

>A. You changed your mind, this is pretty funny

>B. Tell Goku he should probably get his pole back

>C. Something else

>>47846596
>>B. Tell Goku he should probably get his pole back

>>47846596
>A and B

>>47846596
>A. You changed your mind, this is pretty funny

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>>47846625
"Okay, nevermind, this is pretty funny," you tell Krillin.

Murasaki hops around on all fours, screaming in pain as Gokus stands there and laughs.

"You should probably get your pole back!" you shout to your friend.

"Good idea," Goku says, walking over to Murasaki and gripping the Power Pole.

He removes the staff from the ninja's backside, taking a few steps back as Murasaki picks himself back up, glaring at the young warrior.

"You have made a mockery of me, kid!" Murasaki tells him. "You will pay for that!"

The ninja swings his weapon at Goku, but your friend blocks with the Power Pole, and the sword shatters.

Murasaki shrieks, then pulls out a boomerang, throwing it at Goku.

Your friend doesn't seem to know what it is, so after he dodges it, he doesn't pay any more attention to it, even as it begins to come back around.

"Look out!" Krillin shouts.

Goku glances back, ducking beneath the boomerang and causing it to strike Murasaki in the head.

The ninja falls to the ground, going still.

"Is that it?" Goku asks. "No fair, I wanted a better fight."

"That fight could have gone on forever if we didn't keep helping you," Krillin says as the two of you approach your friend. "You need to stop goofing around."

You spot the stairs to the next floor nearby, and begin to walk toward them, when four purple blurs come to the ground in front of you.

Four ninjas, identical to Murasaki, stand side by side, facing you.

>A. Ask who they are

>B. Take them out really quickly

>C. Tell Goku to take them down fast

>D. Something else

>>47846804
>D. Something else
After image and snag the boomerang and take all four out at once

>>47846804
>A. Ask who they are

>>47846804
>>B. Take them out really quickly

>>47846804
Whatever we do, make sure to loot all of then when we take them out.

Tofoo can trick himself out with cool ninja gear.

>>47846921
>Cool

Anon, come on, Murasaki is anything but cool.

>>47846946
Well sure, for the z-fighters but he and his group were employed by Red Ribbon for a reason.

I mean, no one is expected to get past Metallitron after all.

>>47846827
>>47846853
>>47846856
"Who are you?" you ask them.

"We are the Murasaki brothers!" the four of them say at once. "And you will pay for what you did to our oldest brother."

You pick the boomerang off the ground, and throw it, striking one of the ninjas in the head hard enough for it to actually get stuck there.

"Hey! I'm supposed to do the fighting!" Goku protests.

The other ninjas attack, one with a gun, one with a blowgun, and the last with a chain.

Goku avoids the darts and smacks the blowgun ninja with his power pole, then takes out the chain-wielding ninja with a single kick.

"Oh, forget this!" the one with the gun shouts, running for the stairs and shooting at you to cover his escape.

>A. Run after him

>B. Tell Goku to get him

>C. Something else

>>47847002
>B. Tell Goku to get him

>>47847002
>B. Tell Goku to get him

>>47847002
>"Sorry, I figured expert ninjas would be able to dodge a light toss." Then B

>>47847002
>>B. Tell Goku to get him

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Why is she so perfect?

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>>47847053
You tell Goku to get the final ninja as he begins running up the stairs.

"Right!" your friend shouts, taking off after the fleeing Murasaki brother.

You and Krillin are close behind, and the three of you climb the stairs to find Murasaki standing in front of some kind of cage.

"Android Number Eight, time to get up!" Murasaki shouts into the cage. "Come out here and destroy these intruders!"

The cage opens up, and a colossal man steps out. He's about as tall as Metallitron, but somehow looks a bit stranger. His body is rounder, his legs shorter, and his head flatter. It also appears as if he has some stitches near the top of his skull.

Beyond that, he's covered in chains and shackles, binding his wrists, ankles, and even neck.

Still, he marches out of the cage, towering over you, your friends, and Murasaki alike, staring down at you with an unhappy expression.

"Behold, our secret weapon!" Murasaki says, turning toward you. "This is Major Metallitron's younger brother, the mightiest creation of the Red Ribbon Army! Android Number Eight!"

>A. "Well, your turn, Krillin"

>B. Aww, you wish you could fight this one

>C. Ask why he was in a cage

>D. Something else

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>>47847183
synthetic tiddies

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>>47847234

>>47847183
>Beautiful

>Reasonably intelligent

>Takes no shit from anybody

>One of the strongest people in the universe

>Ages extremely slowly

>Adores her family

That about sum it up?

>>47847234
She was born a human, so I'm assuming her equipment there is natural.

>>47847223
>>A. "Well, your turn, Krillin"
>C. Ask why he was in a cage

>>47847223
>C. Ask why he was in a cage

>>47847223
>>A. "Well, your turn, Krillin"

>>47847223
>C, and why does he look like Frankenstein's monster?

>>47847305
The dude with the bolts in his neck made his own monster?

Or are you talking about his dick?

>>47847344
Frankenstein was the doctor. The dude with bolts was his monster.

>>47847223
>C. Ask why he was in a cage

>>47847375
Frankenstein was the monster, anon

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This better be the result we're after

>>47847391
Dr. Frankenstein was a monster. I mean look how he treated Igor.

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Machine in the streets
Machine between the sheets
World's best waifu
Just look at those fucking teets

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>>47847263
>>47847305
"Well, your turn, Krillin," you tell your friend.

He gulps. "Uh...I'm suddenly not feeling so good."

"Hahaha, see? He knows that fighting Android Number Eight is hopeless!" Murasaki laughs.

"Why was he in a cage?" you ask.

"Because he is too dangerous," Murasaki tells you. "His power is unlike anything you have ever seen! If we did not keep him contained, he would destroy everything!"

"That's not true," Android Number Eight protests.

"Oh, be quiet!" Murasaki tells him. "Just destroy these three pests!"

"But, what about these?" Android Number Eight asks, holding up his shackled hands.

"Oh, right...I think my brother had the key..." Murasaki comments, turning toward the stairs.

"Nevermind," Number Eight tells him. "It doesn't matter."

The android shatters the shackled on his ankles, his wrists, and his neck, the pieces of metal falling uselessly to the ground in front of him, and making you wonder why he didn't just bust out of the cage.

The four of you stare at the Android in disbelief, and Murasaki begins to laugh.

"You see, you have no chance!" Murasaki declares. "Android Number Eight, destroy them!"

"I'd rather not," the android declares.

>A. What?

>B. Ask why he didn't just break out of the cage

>C. Tell Krillin he may have lucked out

>D. Don't say anything

>E. Something else

>>47847618
>>B. Ask why he didn't just break out of the cage

>>47847553
That was beautiful, anon

>>47847415
Nice

So what happened to Freiza's empire after he and his dad bit it? Did someone inherit? Did the galaxy fall into civil war?

Did Launch, Icarus, and the other forgotten characters take it over?

>>47847618
>>B. Ask why he didn't just break out of the cage

>>47847618
>B. Ask why he didn't just break out of the cage

>>47847647
His remaining men tried to run it as best they could, but without Freeza's family, the Ginyu Force, Zarbon, or Dodoria, it was hard to keep things together. Rebellions popped up on worlds across the universe, until the remnants of the PTO got desperate enough to try and resurrect Freeza

The rest is history

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>>47847632
"Why didn't you just break out of the cage?" you ask the android.

"That's mean," he explains. "I don't like to break things."

"What are you talking about?" Murasaki demands. "You were created to be an instrument of destruction, now, do your job and destroy these kids!"

"I'm sorry, but I can't," Android Eight tells him.

"What do you mean you can't?!" Murasaki demands.

"I believe hurting people is wrong," Number Eight explains. "And I believe what the army is doing is wrong. Especially holding the village chief hostage upstairs."

"I do not recall asking for your opinion!" Murasaki tells him. "You dare to defy me?"

"I am sorry, but yes," Android Eight tells him.

"Huh...he doesn't seem like such a bad guy," Krillin comments.

>A. Ask Murasaki what he plans to do now

>B. Thank Android Eight for not hurting you or your friends

>C. Stay quiet

>D. Something else

>>47847849
>B. Thank Android Eight for not hurting you or your friends

>>47847849
>B. Thank Android Eight for not hurting you or your friends

>>47847849
>>B. Thank Android Eight for not hurting you or your friends
Top Lad

>>47847849
>>B. Thank Android Eight for not hurting you or your friends

Seems like a total bro

>>47847849
>B. Thank Android Eight for not hurting you or your friends

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>>47847872
"Thanks for not hurting me or my friends," you tell the android.

Number Eight gives you a smile.

"Oh, I see, that's how you want to play, is it?" Murasaki asks, pulling a remote from his shirt. "We prepared for something like this, a little secret was put in your body when you were created, call it obedience insurance. I press this one little button, and you explode into tiny pieces!"

Android Eight looks at him in shock and fear.

"Now, destroy them or be destroyed!" Murasaki demands.

Android Number Eight lowers his head.

"I can't."

"Murasaki!" the voice from downstairs calls.

"Yes, General White!" the ninja shouts.

"I want you to destroy this traitor, immediately!" the voice tells him.

>A. Warn Murasaki that if he does it, you'll make him pay

>B. Say that you'll surrender if he doesn't blow up the android

>C. Attack Murasaki

>D. Knock the remote from Murasaki's hand and smash it(30)

>E. Something else

>>47848031
>D. Knock the remote from Murasaki's hand and smash it(30)
Fucker STAY AWAY FROM OUR NEW BROBOT.

>>47848031
>>D. Knock the remote from Murasaki's hand and smash it(30)

>>47848031
>D. Knock the remote from Murasaki's hand and smash it(30)
gotta protect our inevitable waifu's pseudo older brother

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>>47848042
>>47848045
>>47848062
Yes. Yes! Get into the habit of protecting robotic beings

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>>47848078

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>>47848094
What do you think of her massive enhancements for the new figure model?

>>47848112
Don't like it too much, not accurate to her appearance and kind of makes her look like a bimbo

>>47848078
Don't have to tell me twice. I was that asshole pushign for her since the early Kaguya days

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>>47848042
>>47848045
>>47848062
ROLL

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>47848181

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>47848181
time for failure

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>47848181
Yes

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>>47848181
Let's do this

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>>47848191
>>47848192
>>47848196
ROBRO IS SAVED!

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>>47848191
>>47848192
>>47848196
You rush forward, kicking the remote from Murasaki's hand and sending it clattering to the ground.

As the ninja stares down in surprise, you smash the remote under your foot, destroying it and saving the gentle giant of an android from worrying about it being blown up.

"You little monster!" Murasaki shouts. "You destroyed my remote!"

"And you're next!" Goku declares, charging at the ninja angrily and delivering a hard punch.

Murasaki flies across the room, slamming into the far wall, and going still when he falls.

"Thank you, both of you," Android Eight tells you and Goku.

"You're welcome, but why didn't you just do that yourself?" Goku asks.

"I don't like violence," Android Eight tells him. "I think that hurting people is wrong."

"But they're the bad guys," Goku tells him.

"Yeah," Krillin agrees. "They've hurt lots of people. So why not fight them?"

Android Eight looks down in shame. "Because...I'm scared."

"Scared?" Krillin asks.

"But you look so strong," Goku comments.

Android Eight looks up. "What are your names?"

>A. Introduce yourself

>B. Ask if he knows where the chief is

>C. Tell him that the lower floors are clear, so if he wants to leave, he can

>D. Something else

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>>47848224

>>47848313
>>A. Introduce yourself

>>47848313
>A. Introduce yourself
>C.

Can the dragonballs get us a harem?

>>47848432
We're 12 years old and what's a harem?

>>47848446
13

>>47848432
Probably

>>47848313
>>A. Introduce yourself

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>>47848332
>>47848346
"I'm Tofoo," you introduce.

"I'm Krillin," your bald friend tells the android.

"I'm Goku," your monkey-tailed friend explains. "What's your name?"

"I am called Android Number Eight," the android answers.

"That's a weird name," Goku comments. "Yep, just the weirdest name I ever heard."

"Goku!" Krillin hisses.

"Don't you boys need to find the old man?" the android asks.

"Oh, right, thanks," Goku says, turning toward the stairs. "Good luck!"

You tell Android Number Eight that the lower levels should be clear, so if he wants to leave, he can.

The android seems to think about this, but doesn't say a word.

"Come on, Tofoo," Krillin says. "Let's catch up with Goku!"

The two of you run upstairs, heading for the next challenge.

>End Updates

That's all for tonight, guys, hope you had fun

Follow me @qmdralo to see when threads are up, and if you have questions when I'm not running, go to ask.fm/qmdralo

As always, I'll stick around to answer questions and discuss things for a bit

>>47848509
Thanks for running!

>>47848537
Thanks for playing

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>>47845029
>>47845081

>>47848550
Fun thread, eighter is a G

>>47848561
Jesus

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>>47848509
Is Kaguya the only one to understand Future Trunks pain?

>>47848589
Glad you enjoyed it, and Eighter a pretty good.

>>47848600
Kaguya doesn't know what's happening in that timeline

We know that saiyans will always be OP due to racial bonuses, and humans are capable of being stronger than all saiyan's pre-Goku except for like 2 exceptional cases, but what about the animal-people on Earth like Oolong and the president? Are they capable of anything special? What's their power level cap?

>>47848655
Unknown, since few of them seem to pursue martial arts after Dragonball ended and Toriyama largely wrote them out of the series.

>>47848600
>Future Mai is dead
>Future Mai is confirmed dead
>Future Mai is no more, she has ceased to be
I'm not mad.
I'm not crying.
I'm just starting to comprehend Trunks' suffering.

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>>47848677
>>47848655
Beast men are OP.

>>47848679
It's a true tragedy, Trunks deserves some happiness.

At least kid Trunks is making progress with loli Mai

>>47848703
If you say so

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>>47848710
Are you doubting him, SOM? Just because he is easily entertained does not make him any less of a mighty catgod.

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Is Kai a race?

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>>47848756
Kais are fruits.

>>47848756
>>47848764
Yes

>>47848741
True, but he's not an Earthling

Would Vegeta suck Goku's dick if he thought it'd make him stronger than Goku?

>>47848827
If a tree falls in the forest, and there's nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?

>>47848756
Xenoverse 2 better have more Supreme QT.

>>47848860
Anyone else hyped for Xenoverse 2?

>>47848885
Yes yes yes!

Are there any new races?

>>47848945
Nothing confirmed yet

On one hand I wanna go for the Bulma route that we've been building up on, on the other 18 a best, and having waifued her as a kid, and meeting again come Android arc would be some pretty good drama

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>>47849134
I offer a counter-argument.

>>47849134
Yeah, either choice has some good long.term. potential

>>47849164
You make a compelling argument

>>47849164
Our bro's girl, donut steal, especially since we shoved his bride to our other bro, and we may or may not try to take that other bro's meant to be waifu

>>47849164
anon no, side chatacters are side characters for a reason.
Besides, 18 best teen

>>47848885
Will Goku meet Goku?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxhFzYLXbpE

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>>47849177
I'm glad.

>>47849195
Goku? SOM said he's not going with a girl unless she demands him to marry her. Which means Goku must end up with Misa, since he is biased against Snake Ladies.

>>47849197
You say that, but look at Mai.

>>47849260
anon pls, mai is a filthy cake

>>47849258
Would be cool

>>47849260
If Goku can be tricked into promising someone, or believing marriage is a food, he can have a waifu

>>47849275
Mai is Trunks' waifu though.

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>>47849275
This don't look like no cake

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>>47849275
Don't speak ill of the dead

>>47849305
Glad Toriyama finally forced Toei to use this ship

>>47849299
>Mai was Trunks' waifu though.

Fixed that for you

>>47849305
SPOILER THAT FILTH

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>>47849333
>>Mai was Trunks' waifu though.
>Fixed that for you
must you?

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>>47849305
I can't believe you'd post absolute degeneracy on this board.
>>47849333
Mai a shit

>>47849305
Still waiting for superior Future Trunks to cuck his young self along with already having stolen his alternate parent's love and attention

>>47849354
Yes

I must mask my grief with humor

>>47849356
Nah, Mai pretty good

>>47849375
Som pls

>>47849388
pls what? Be specific, anon.

>>47849400
pls have better taste

>>47849433
I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

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>>47849433
Maybe YOU should have less SHIT TASTE, anon!

Mai waifu is dead...

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>>47849474
Good
>>47849459
Fair enough

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>>47849296
>If Goku can be tricked into promising someone, or believing marriage is a food, he can have a waifu
I can and will do everything in my power to get Goku to end up with Suno or Misa, SOM. Try and stop me!

>>47849589
Anon, challenging me to railroad? You sure you want to do that?

That being said, if you can find a way that feels organic for Goku to end up with one of them, I have no qualms about it

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>>47849614
Then it's settled, SOM.

>>47849589
http://www.strawpoll.me/10523489

>>47849792
>sassy ginger midget
Who?