The airship leaves the desert town, and your friends behind as it soars off toward the nearest city.

Bulma, still in her swimsuit, pilots the craft silently, her grip on the controls a lot more tense than is probably necessary. Oolong is strangely quiet, looking worried for Goku and Krillin, who now not only have to contend with Pilaf, but the Red Ribbon Army as well, and without a Dragon Radar to guide them.

It's quite tense in the small craft, and between that and the slowly-fading pain of your encounter with Colonel Silver and his men, you do not feel very comfortable.

>A. Ask where you're going

>B. Suggest Bulma turn around and find Goku and Krillin

>C. Stay quiet until you reach a doctor

>D. Something else

>>47746292
>B. Suggest Bulma turn around and find Goku and Krillin

>>47746292
>>B. Suggest Bulma turn around and find Goku and Krillin

>>47746292
>B. Suggest Bulma turn around and find Goku and Krillin

>>47746182
Hey som.
E3.
You hype?

Star Wars game looks like it's gonna be complete ▄█▀▐▬▌▌▀█▀ and a total trainwreck, because the developers think games are movies where you show players something awesome.

I lol'd at all the feminist charities and the SPOHTS SPOHTS SPOHTS.

Fe and Battlefield 1 look decent tho.

>>47746351
I'm more concerned with Xenoverse 2

>>47746292
>D. Something else
Inspect body.

You know that warmth that flows through your body when you use the Kame or the Bear shout?

See if there's some spot where it's getting cooled down or blocked.

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>>47746305
You suggest that Bulma turns around and looks for Goku and Krillin.

"Kid, are you sure?" Oolong asks. "You don't look so good."

"If he's saying we should turn around, then he must be sure," Bulma says, making a sharp turn and changing direction. "Let's follow the radar. If we find the ball, I'll bet we'll find Goku and Krillin!"

You soar over the desert village as Bulma pushes the machine to its absolute limits in pursuit of Goku and Krillin. It's not too long before you see something massive in the distance.

"What, is the moon out already?" Oolong asks.

"That's no moon," Bulma answers as you draw closer, seeing instead that you've stumbled upon what looks to be some sort of massive flying fortress.

"Please tell me that's not where the Dragonball is," Oolong groans.

"No, according to the radar, it's still just a bit ahead of us," Bulma answers.

Up ahead, you can see a village, and suppose that the Dragonball has been moved there.

"Well, I guess I'll bring us in for a landing," Bulma decides, approaching the village.

You fly over a river as you make your approach, and you see a young girl picking flowers at the water's edge. From where you are, she seems to be wearing some sort of ridiculous outfit, including a cape, and a weird helmet with something sharp on its head.

Wait, that seems familiar.

>A. Ask Bulma to land near the river

>B. Ask Bulma to open the doors so you can jump down

>C. Forget it, just stick with the others and head for the village

>D. Something else

>>47746533
>A. Ask Bulma to land near the river
don't jump, we're already comparatively crippled

>>47746533
>A. Ask Bulma to land near the river

We have a quest board now. Why do people still make these threads in /tg/? Serious question.

>>47746565
/qst/ a shit, and doing it on /tg/ is tradition

>>47746533
>D. Something else
Inspect self for injury

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>>47746550
You ask Bulma if she can land near the river.

"What on Earth for?" she asks. "You aren't going to be sick, are you?"

"With the way you fly, I wouldn't blame him," Oolong tells her.

"What did you say?" Bulma growls.

You politely remind them of your request, and Bulma redirects the aircraft, landing it near the river and not far from the girl, who turns toward it with a fearful expression.

"W-who are you?" she asks nervously.

She's wearing a blue outfit that seems to be some sort of cross between armor and a bikini, as well as a cape and a pink helmet with a sharp object on top of it.

Chi-chi.

>A. Jump out and say hello

>B. Let Bulma do the talking

>C. Something else

>>47746686
>A. Jump out and say hello

>>47746686
>A. Jump out and say hello
>C. Something else
Ask if she is expecting company from the giant fortress near by

At this moment, we hold the potential to stop either Trunks or Gohan from existing. To this I say, por que no los dos?

>>47746686
>>B. Let Bulma do the talking
>>47746772
I say either

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>>47746707
You jump out of the aircraft, saying hello to Chichi.

The fear leaves her face, and is replaced by a bright smile. "Tofoo!"

She walks over, looking at you in surprise. She blinks when she sees Bulma and Oolong stepping out of the aircraft.

"Hey, I remember you two," she says. "You were with Tofoo and Goku, right?"

"Well, I was the leader of that little team, but yeah," Bulma says as she steps out.

>A. Tell Chichi it's good to see her

>B. Ask how she's been

>C. Ask if she knows what that big airship near the village is

>D. Tell her she looks pretty

>E. Ask where her dad is

>F. Something else

>>47746881
>B. Ask how she's been
>>C. Ask if she knows what that big airship near the village is

>>47746881
>>C. Ask if she knows what that big airship near the village is
>E. Ask where her dad is

>>47746881
>A. Tell Chichi it's good to see her

>B. Ask how she's been

>C. Ask if she knows what that big airship near the village is

>E. Ask where her dad is

>F. Ask if she knows this local area

>>47746881
>>A. Tell Chichi it's good to see her
>>B. Ask how she's been
>>C. Ask if she knows what that big airship near the village is

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we cool?

>>47746953
>>47746891
>>47746908
>>47746890
You tell Chichi that it's good to see her, and ask how she's been.

Her cheeks turn pink, and she looks down. "Oh, I've been doing well. It's...good to see you too."

"Where's your dad?" you ask her.

She seems to snap out of whatever was wrong. "Oh, he's in the village."

"You two live here now?" Bulma asks.

Chichi nods. "Yeah, we moved here after Master Roshi put out the fire."

You ask what the big airship near the village is.

"Huh, what do you mean?" she asks, looking into the sky. "I don't see anything."

Sure enough, the airship has vanished.

>A. Ask if she's sure she didn't see anything

>B. Ask if she can take you to her dad

>C. Ask what she's doing out here by herself

>D. Head for the village

>E. Ask if she's seen Goku or Krillin

>F. Something else

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All your waifus are inferior

>>47747132
>C. Ask what she's doing out here by herself
>D. Head for the village

>>47747132
>E. Ask if she's seen Goku or Krillin

>>47747119
Too soon

>>47747132
>E. Ask if she's seen Goku or Krillin
>D. Head for the village
And ask if they have a doctor in the village while we get the dragon ball

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>>47747168
My time midget can beat up your time midget.

>>47747132
>F. Something else
Ask if the village has a doctor or a healer or a medic or a cleric or one of those old quack witches of healing that you only see in RPGs (Tm).

>>47747168
>>47747290
Guys, Guys. Let's not fight.
Instead we'll have a time midget wrestling match.
Chocolate, whipped cream and jello!

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>>47747236
>>47747193
>>47747177
"Have you seen Goku or Krillin?" you ask.

"Who's Krillin?" Chichi asks in confusion. "And no, I haven't seen Goku, is he here?"

"He is now!" Oolong shouts, pointing above.

You look up to see the Nimbus Cloud streaking down toward you, with Goku and a nervous looking Krillin riding on top of it.

"Goku, stop!" Krillin shouts, hanging on to his friend for dear life.

Goku listens, stopping the Nimbus and causing Krillin's face to slam into his back. Krillin's grip on Goku fails and he falls right through the cloud, hitting the ground.

Goku looks down at his friend, then looks over at you and the others, grinning. "Hi!"

>A. Ask Goku if he got the Dragonball

>B. Ask what happened

>C. Ask Goku to stay with Chichi while you go to the village

>D. Ask Krillin to stay with Chichi while you go to the village

>E. Ask Chichi if there's any doctor's in the village

>F. Something else

>>47747338
>C. Ask Goku to stay with Chichi while you go to the village
>E. Ask Chichi if there's any doctor's in the village

>>47747338
>E. Ask Chichi if there's any doctor's in the village

>>47747338
>E. Ask Chichi if there's any doctor's in the village

>>47747338
>A. Ask Goku if he got the Dragonball
>E. Ask Chichi if there's any doctor's in the village

>>47747348
>>47747354
>>47747355
>>47747368
>C
>E
>E
>E
>A
>E

Hey, if you change only two letters of that, you can get

>C
>H
>E
>E
>S
>E

which is delicious!

>>47747338
Goku and Krillin need to know:
The Red Ribbon army's on the hunt for the balls

Bulma and Oolong need to know:
Did Goku and Krillin manage to stop Pilaf and Maif?

Chi-Chi needs to be introduced to Krillin
Man wouldn't that throw canon a fuckin curveball, hooking those two up

And we all need to work together to find the dragonball.

>>47747440
Yes it would. Leave those two alone together and see what happens

>>47747440
What sort of vixen would get her claws into Goku without Chi-Chi to yandare them six feat under her garden? He grows up to be a hella stud.

>>47747489
>Bachelor Goku

>Several years later several young Saiyans begin growing up and discovering their powers.

>DRAGON BALL Z, EXTREME DAYCARE EDITION.

>>47747440
But the canon couples are cute. I suggest we make them true.

>>47747368
>>47747354
You ask Goku if he found the Dragonball.

He shakes his head. "Uh-uh. The one he had was a fake. It broke."

"I almost broke, too!" Krillin says, standing up and dusting himself off. "I told you chasing that airship was a bad idea!"

"It was fine, Krillin," Goku tells him.

"Hello, Goku," Chi Chi says pleasantly, her cheeks turning pink.

"Oh, hello Chichi!" Goku greets with a smile.

"Chichi, does your village have any doctors?" you ask.

"Well, there is the medicine lady," she answers. "Why, are you sick?"

>A. Something like that

>B. You don't know

>C. Go to the village

>D. Ask Krillin to stay with Chichi

>E. Ask Goku to stay with Chichi

>F. Something else

>>47747538
Anon it's like you don't understand the purpose of these quests, the whole point is to make events happen far differently, not happen at all, make new things happen Etc.

And think of it this way, SOM doesn't want to write essentially canon DBZ with just his character thrown in the mix, he wants

>STUFF.
and
>FUN!

to happen, so either stand back and L-E-T I-T H-A-P-P-E-N or actively help out the insanity.

Captcha: Pick all parts of the picture that has a street sign in it. The whole fucking picture is a street sign captcha you troll.

>>47747600
>A. Something like that

>>47747489
Yet he stays as dense as a collapsed star.

>>47747600
>B, C, introduce Krillin, then suggest D

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>>47747600
>>B. You don't know
>>47747600
>>D. Ask Krillin to stay with Chichi
BURN IT DOWN

Seriously, though. Goku with a wife that doesn't discourage his children from train would produce Super-Gohans.

>>47747655
C should be last in that, obviously.

>>47747600
>B. You don't know
>D. Ask Krillin to stay with Chichi
>C. Go to the village

>>47747600
>>D. Ask Krillin to stay with Chichi

>>C. Go to the village

HERE WE GO

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>>47747706
>>47747687
>>47747668
>>47747655

>>47747610
>fun
Obviously you weren't here for Som's early quests

They were full of pain and mistakes
I wish they still were

>>47747792
THE PIT

>>47747813
Remember dialogfag, anon?

>>47747792
>FUN!

Said in that way, is slang for losing horribly and hilariously. Completely relevant.

>>47747828
I don't want to

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>>47747655
"I don't know," you admit.

"Hey, Tofoo, who's your friend?" Krillin whispers as he comes to your side. "She's cute."

You introduce Krillin and Chichi to each other.

"Nice to meet you," Krillin says in his confident voice, though you notice his legs shaking just a bit.

"Nice to meet you too," Chichi tells him.

You ask Krillin to stay with Chichi while the rest of you go to the village.

"Sure," Krillin says, perhaps a little too excitedly, ignoring your presence immediately as he turns back to Chichi.

The girl looks a little confused, but stays with Krillin, the two of them talking as you and the others leave.

"I see what you did there," Oolong comments with a smirk once you're out of earshot of the two.

>A. You have no idea what he's talking about

>B. Just trying to help your friend

>C. Krillin needs all the help he can get

>D. Something else

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>>47747792
>>47747813
>>47747828
>>47747834
Feeling nostalgic, anons?

>>47747860
SOM, more Saiyan OC Waifu now.

>>47747846
>C. Krillin needs all the help he can get
"Hopefully Chichi doesn't use that helmet on him."
>tfw she spends the whole time grilling Krillin for information on tofoo

>>47747846
>B. Just trying to help your friend
>D. Something else
"By the way Goku, did you and Krillin run into guys that had red ribbons on their clothes?"

>>47747846
>>47747895

>>47747871
I'll think about it.

But definitely not now.

Since we stayed with Bulma for awhile, did we even run into her parents?

>>47747860
I personally enjoy seeing everything go to shit, as long as the insanity is controlled to a degree that it isn't ACTUALLY shit.

Therefore, as long as you keep the train rolling, i don't care about the terrain we ride over, as long as the staff is competent and the food is nice.

By which i mean FUCK EVERYTHING UP, JUST MAKE IT A GOOD RIDE, CAPICHE?


>A. You have no idea what he's talking about

Make sure he knows we know, but that we don't want the others to know, so he knows to pretend not to know or TRUE VIOLENCE

>>47747926
Yes. Her dad pisses her off, and her mom's a ditz, but they were both very nice to you.

>>47747940
How nice was her mom exactly?

>>47747846
RIP gohan

>>47747954
She was not hitting on you, if that's where you're going with this.

>>47747966
I was not going there at all. How rude of you to assume such. She is a married woman Sominus

>>47747966
Did we meet her sister?

What if King Picollo's minion kills krillboy and Chi-Chi goes Super Ox?

>>47747895
You tell him that you were just trying to help out your friend.

"Well, good job with that one," Oolong comments, chuckling to himself as he glances over his shoulders.

Changing the subject, you ask Goku if he and Krillin ran into any people with Red ribbons on their clothes.

"Red ribbons?" Goku asks. "No, just Emperor Pilaf and his friends."

"Well, that's a relief," Oolong comments as the four of you reach the village.

It's a pretty nice-looking place. Not very big, it's still full of people, many of whom look at you curiously as you and your friends walk up.

"Why are they staring?" Bulma asks.

>A. Maybe because she's in a bikini

>B. Maybe they don't get a lot of visitors

>C. Ask someone about the medicine lady

>D. Ask for the Ox King

>E. Something else

>>47748063
>A, D

>>47748063
>>A. Maybe because she's in a bikini
Let's not beat around her bush.

>>47748063
C and B

>>47748024
No

>>47747997
Anon....

>>47748042
>If

>>47748063
>>A. Maybe because she's in a bikini
You'd stare too if the most beautiful girl you've ever seen came to your village in a bikini

>>47748063
>A. Maybe because she's in a bikini
THey wouldn't be staring if she was in the bunny outfit

>>47748063
>E. Something else
Politely introduce ourselves to the people. Give them a good bow.

....I suppose posing is out of question.

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>>47748112
Kaguya, get off the computer!

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>>47748146
But Videl I wanna help Tofoo get good gainz!

He's got all of Dragon Ball! I didn't get that! Imagine how strong I would've been if I was the same age as Goku!

>>47748188
>instead of making Gohan watch Frieza kill everyone we tell Goku he is a giant monkey monster so we can train against him in that form to get gainz

>>47748085
"Maybe it's because you're in a bikini," you tell Bulma as the four of you walk.

Bulma's face turns red, as she suddenly seems to remember that she's only dressed in a swimsuit.

She covers her chest, and glares down at you.

"Why didn't you tell me?! Too busy taking peeks?!"

>A. No

>B. Yes

>C. You thought she knew

>D. Go ask for directions to the medicine lady

>E. Go ask for the Ox King

>>47748249
>Take off our upper shirt and offer it to her like a gentleman

>>47748249
>>C. You thought she knew
>>47748249
>>D. Go ask for directions to the medicine lady

>>47748249
>C. You thought she knew
>D. Go ask for directions to the medicine lady

>>47748249
>C. You thought she knew
and this >>47748259

>D. Go ask for directions to the medicine lady

>>47748259
outer shirt*

The fuck is an upper shirt, me?

We're wearing a gi right?

>>47748249
ACD

>>47748249
>>B. Yes
>>C. You thought she knew

>>47748219
I mean, in theory that might finally give him control over that form and more sayian gains
>>47748249
>B.
>C.

>>47748259
>>47748260
You tell her you thought she knew.

"No! Why would I go in public like this?!" she snaps.

You take off your gi and offer it to her. It doesn't really fit her, but it does cover her chest, though it leaves a lot of belly exposed.

"Thanks," she grumbles.

You ask someone for directions to the medicine lady, and are directed to a nearby house. You knock on the door, and a middle-aged woman with dark, braided hair lets you in.

"Welcome, child," she says as you and the others step inside.

Goku looks around, staring at the messy home full of strange looking objects.

"What brings you to my home?" the woman asks politely.

>A. Explain what's wrong with you

>B. Something else

>>47748249
>>C. You thought she knew
>>D. Go ask for directions to the medicine lady

Inb4 Oolong becomes a shirt for 'chivalry'

>>47748371
>A. Explain what's wrong with you
Also, my friend turns into a giant ape during the full moon. is there like, a cream for that?

>>47748371
>A. Explain what's wrong with you

>>47748371
>>A. Explain what's wrong with you

One choice? The fuck?

Where is the Violence option.

>>47748371
>start A then fall over and pass out

>>47748415
>B. Something else

>>47748371
A
How much smaller are we than Bulma? Average height for a 13 year old male is about 5' so she should only be a few inches taller

>>47748371

>A. Explain what's wrong with you
>B. Something else
Ask if she has any herbs or anything to help healing for trade.

We don't have any healers or senzus so something to help anyone who gets injured to heal quicker would be nice.

>>47748399
You tell the woman what's wrong with you, explaining that you're a martial artist who competed in the tournament, and that since the tournament ended, you've been weaker, exhausted, and using any of your attacks has taken way too much out of you.

"Lie down," she instructs, gesturing to a nearby table.

You do as she asks, and she holds her hands above your body, moving them back and forth. You see her cringe, and hear her make a sharp intake of breath.

"Oh, dear," she sighs. "Your body...it seems as if it was nearly torn apart. What happened to you?"

>A. Explain that you did a lot of tough fighting in the tournament

>B. Tell her that someone used an attack on you that you supposedly shouldn't have survived

>C. You don't know, that's why you're here

>D. Something else

>>47748595
>B. Tell her that someone used an attack on you that you supposedly shouldn't have survived

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>>47748595
>>A. Explain that you did a lot of tough fighting in the tournament
>>B. Tell her that someone used an attack on you that you supposedly shouldn't have survived

>>47748595
>A. Explain that you did a lot of tough fighting in the tournament
>B. Tell her that someone used an attack on you that you supposedly shouldn't have survived

>>47748595
>A and B

>>47748595
>B

>>47748595

>A. Explain that you did a lot of tough fighting in the tournament

>B. Tell her that someone used an attack on you that you supposedly shouldn't have survived

>Also ask if she can give a look over for our friends just in case. They did some hard fighting as well.

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>>47748624
You explain to the woman that you went through a lot of tough fights in the tournament, and that in one of those fights, someone used an attack that should have killed you.

"I'll say," the woman proclaims, stepping back. "It's a miracle that you're still alive."

"So what's wrong?" Goku asks.

"His body was nearly torn apart," the woman explains. "And now it's taking most of his energy to try and pull itself back together."

She looks over at you. "I don't know what sort of "attacks" you use, but if they're so strenuous that it's causing you to pass out, I say avoid them so your body can do its healing."

"Is there anything you can do to help him?" Bulma asks.

"Yes," the woman says, turning to a shelf and picking up a small box.

She opens it and pulls out what looks to be a twig of some kind.

"This herb is rare," she explains. "Found only in a deep jungle miles from here. It has certain healing properties."

She hands the herb to you. "This should help speed your healing process, but it will probably be several days before you're at full strength again."

>A. Thank her

>B. Ask if you can do anything to repay her

>C. Ask where the Ox King is

>D. Eat it

>E. Something else

>>47748529
You're about the same height as Goku

>>47748761
>A. Thank her
>D. Eat it
>B. Ask if you can do anything to repay her

>>47748761
>>A. Thank her
>>B. Ask if you can do anything to repay her
>>C. Ask where the Ox King is
>>D. Eat it

>>47748761
>A. Thank her
>B. Ask if you can do anything to repay her

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>>47748781
You thank her, eating the herb (which tastes disgusting, by the way), and hopping off the table as you ask if there's anything you can do to repay her.

She smiles. "No, helping people is what I do."

You're about to ask for the Ox King, when a loud crash rings out, and the entire ground shakes.

Bulma falls over, and Oolong faceplants onto her butt. Bulma sits up and punches him in the head before standing.

"What was that?" Goku asks.

The five of you go outside to see a line of tanks and cars driving toward the village. Looking around, you see that a large building at the end of the village has been hit, and that the Ox King is running right toward the tanks, hefting his axe high and yelling angrily.

>A. Run and help the Ox King

>B. Tell him to stop

>C. Ask Bulma and Oolong to go get Krillin and Chichi

>D. Something else

>>47748896
>A.
>C.

>>47748896
>>A. Run and help the Ox King

>>47748896
>>A. Run and help the Ox King

>>47748896
"Goku! Deal with the tanks!"
"Oolong, Bulma go get Krillin and Chichi and get the villagers to safety!"

>Tofoo what're you gonna do? You can't use your amaaaazing ki attacks.

I know. That's why...I'm going to Tank them for my new toy.

>hijack a tank and use against them since we can't use our ki attacks

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>>47748919
You run to help the Ox King, and Goku is right by your side, and soon running ahead of you as you struggle to keep up.

The Ox King continues his charge, even as a tank fires on him. You watch the massive warrior take a direct hit from a tank shell, but all it does it make him pause for a second before he rushes in again, crushing a tank with a single swing of his ax.

Goku uses the Power Pole to smash a tank, and leaps onto another, punching through the top and climbing inside.

The Ox King continues smashing tanks as you draw closer, only to stop as something hits him in the face.

Following the direction of the shot, you see Colonel Silver sitting in a jeep and holding a large gun.

One of the tanks fires, and the Ox King is entangled in a massive net.

>A. Go try to help wreck some tanks

>B. Get in front of the jeep and challenge Colonel Silver

>C. It's going to hurt you, but fire a Kamehameha Wave at Colonel Silver's jeep

>D. It's going to hurt you, but use a Bear Shout on Colonel Silver's jeep

>E. Run back to the village and try to buy some time for the people to escape

>F. Go cut the Ox King free from his net

>G. Something else

>>47749027
>>F. Go cut the Ox King free from his net

>>47749027
>F. Go cut the Ox King free from his net

>>47749027
>>F. Go cut the Ox King free from his net

>>47749027
>f

>>47749046
You rush over to the Ox King, who struggles in his net, apparently unable to cut himself free.

Grabbing hold of the next, you begin to pull in an effort to free the mighty warrior, only to be thrown to the ground as you're shot in the back.

A jeep stops right next to you, and you see two boots hit the ground in front of you.

"You again," Colonel Silver says from above you. "Don't bother acting, I know that didn't kill you."

"Uhh, sir, do you want some help?" a nearby soldier asks.

"No, what I want is that Dragonball," Silver tells him. "Continue the attack, and don't stop until you have it. I don't care if you have to burn down the whole village."

"Yes, Colonel!" the soldier says before the jeep speeds off.

"Come, get up!" Colonel Silver demands.

>A. Do as he says

>B. Grab his feet and flip him

>C. Stay where you are

>D. Try a Bear Shout and hope it's enough to finish him this time

>E. Ask why he's doing all this

>F. Something else

>>47749180
>B. Grab his feet and flip him
We might not be able to ki well, but we're probably still retarded strong

>>47749180
>B. Grab his feet and flip him

>>47749180
>B

>>47749180
Bite him in the dick.

>>47749207
But, Anon, we're not in college yet.

>>47749218
BITE IT THEN BEAR SHOUT IT OFF IF WE NEED TOO!

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>>47749229
>>47749218
>>47749207

>>47749180
>>B. Grab his feet and flip him

>>47749268
Biting and Ball shots are the two major gag injuries Som!

COMBINE THEM AND WE HAVE SUPER GAG POWER.

...allright I'll drop it.

>ki enhanced bite when we're better tho?

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>>47749193
You grab the Colonel's feet and flip him, causing him to slam to the ground right on his back, and allowing you time to safely get up.

The Colonel scowls as he picks himself back up.

"As I thought, you're no ordinary child," he comments. "Surviving bullets isn't exactly common. I'm not sure which I find stranger, your durability, or the fact that you keep popping up during my search."

He smirks. "Could it be that we're after the same thing?"

"Leave him alone!" you hear Goku shout as he rushes toward the two of you.

>A. Tell Goku to go to the village and help the others

>B. Tell Goku to take the Ox King back to the village

>C. Tell Colonel Silver that you're looking for the Dragonballs too

>D. Ask why Colonel Silver is looking for the balls

>E. Let Goku handle this

>F. Something else

>>47749332
>D. Ask why Colonel Silver is looking for the balls
>E. Let Goku handle this
>F. Get Ox King out of the damn net.

Then join Goku and gang up on Silver with all three of them.

>>47749332
>D. Ask why Colonel Silver is looking for the balls

>>47749332
>>47749347
This. Hope we're fast

>>47749347
Seconding

>>47749332
>E

>>47749347
This

>>47749347
Though thinking about it, we may want to send one person to the village if we start getting in the way of one another.

(Ox King probably since his daughter will be in direct danger and being the biggest target for speedy Silver)

Also should try to get that gun out of his hands and use it against him.

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>>47749347
"Why are you looking for the Dragonballs?" you ask Colonel Silver.

"I'll ask the questions," he says, pointing his gun at Goku and firing without even looking at the boy.

Goku deflects the bullet off his Power Pole, causing it to bounce back and knock the gun right out of Silver's hand.

"What?!" the man asks as Goku closes the distance, leaping up and smacking him in the face with his tail.

Silver crashes to the ground, and Goku lands beside you.

You cut the Ox King free from his net, and he roars in anger, turning toward his village, which is mostly destroyed.

The buildings have largely been reduced to rubble, and smoke rises in many places. You can hear gunfire and people screaming within the village.

The Ox King roars and runs for the village.

Goku stays behind, watching Colonel Silver to make sure he doesn't attack you.

>A. Thank Goku

>B. Tell Goku to go help the Ox King, you can deal with Silver

>C. Ask Goku to watch Silver while you go help the Ox King

>D. Something else

>>47749473
>A.
>C. Ask Goku to watch Silver while you go help the Ox King

>D. Something else
Get Silver's gun. Without our ki we don't have any ranged attacks at all. The soldiers will also hesitate seeing the gun of their colonel in the hands of a child.

>>47749504
This

>>47749473
>>47749504
Yeah, this works. Maybe we can tell them he's down to get them to surrender or back off.

>>47749555
Yeah, we don't even need to actually use it.

...I feel kinda weird using a gun but its no different then attacking with a sword or a gigantic ball of energy. Fighting and combat has its risks and sometimes it's death.

Our first gun kill will be a nameless soldier tho if we do.

>Killed by an enemy bullet

Don't aim for any gigantic red heads. Gero will have our ass.

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>>47749504
You take Silver's gun from the ground, and tell Goku to keep an eye on the Colonel while you go and help the Ox King.

He tells you to be careful, and stands guard as you rush back toward the village, hearing the fire of tanks as the Ox King rejoins the battle.

As you draw closer, you hear a loud noise, and a powerful gust of wind blows as a massive shadow rises in the distance. The flying fortress you saw before climbs high into the air and begins to retreat.

As you reach the village, you find that most of the soldiers have been defeated. The Ox King has dealt with two tanks already, Krillin has arrived and defeated several soldiers, and Chichi stands sobbing in the middle of a circle of fallen soldiers.

But, more remain, standing in a large building at the edge of the village, from where you can hear people calling for help.

"Alright, you freaks!" a wolf-man shouts from inside the building. "Come any closer, and these people die!"

>A. Show him the gun, and tell him you have Colonel Silver. Offer to trade him for the hostages

>B. Sneak around back and find a way in without being noticed

>C. Go back to Goku, and tell him to use his Nimbus Cloud to chase after the fortress

>D. Something else

>>47749504
and ammo

take all ammo from silver

probably should search him for more weapons too

>>47749643
>>47749643
>>A. Show him the gun, and tell him you have Colonel Silver. Offer to trade him for the hostages

>>47749643
>D. Something else

Go get a tank and ram it into the building where the wolf man's voice is coming from.

>WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS!

>>47749691
W, please

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>>47749691
Oh and we shoot him as we say that

>>47749643
>A. Show him the gun, and tell him you have Colonel Silver. Offer to trade him for the hostages

>>47749691
Support, negotiating with terrorist is for pussies

>>47749682
You hold up the gun you took from Silver, telling the soldier that you captured the Colonel, and offering to trade him for the hostages.

"There's no way!" one of the soldiers shouts from inside. "Colonel Silver's a monster!"

"No, that's his gun," the wolf-man confirms. "Alright, kid, bring us the Colonel, and we'll give you the hostages."

>A. Go get Colonel Silver

>B. Pretend to go get the Colonel, but take the opportunity to find a way to sneak in

>C. Go get Goku, and have him use the Nimbus to attack the building from above

>D. Go tell Goku to chase the airship

>E. Something else

>>47749788
>A

>>47749788
Can we get confirmation of life and well-being? Let us get a look at the hostages and we'll get him.

>Gather everyone together while we head together

>come up with a plan to use a shapeshifted oolong to distract the Red Ribbon Army for five minutes while Goku uses the Nimbus to fly in from above, Krillin can flank from the back while Ox King and Chichi guard Silver.

>>47749829
Seconding

>>47749829
Clever girl

>>47749788
>>47749829
Wow. Good strategizing. I'll support.

Shapeshifters OP

>>47749829
So is Oolong shapeshifting into Silver, or into you?

>>47749840
Don't fight harder, fight smarter.

>>47749888
Silver

WE'RE CHANGIN' THE COURSE OF 'ISTORY LADS

>>47749888
Silver, yes.

...Wonder where Bulma went.

Hope she's not a hostage...

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>>47749829
You tell the soldiers that you want proof that the hostages are alright before you'll give them the Colonel.

"Fine, give us a few minutes," the wolf-man says, heading inside.

You gather everyone together and tell them you have a plan. Oolong will shapeshift into Colonel Silver. While you and Oolong distract them, Goku will use the Nimbus to get in from above, and Krillin will sneak around back. Ox King and Chichi can guard silver.

"A-alright, sure," Krillin says nervously.

"Good luck, Krillin!" Chichi tells him sweetly, causing the bald fighter to blush.

Oolong is taken over to Colonel Silver, and shapeshifts, taking on the appearance of the army's leader.

You keep Silver's gun to Oolong's back as you lead him through the village toward the building, where the wolf-man and a tall, redhaired soldier wait for you.

"Colonel, are you alright?" the redheaded soldier asks.

Oolong nods, wisely not saying a word.

"Come in, then," the wolf-man says. "The hostages are just fine."

You're allowed inside, where the hostages sit huddled in a group surrounded by armed men.

The redhaired man walks over to the hostages, then turns to you.

"They're all fine," he promises. "We'll let them walk out the door, then you back away from the Colonel real slow. Try anything, and we fill you with led."

"Captain Orange," one of the soldiers says, approaching the man.

"Yes, what is it?" he asks, glancing at his subordinate.

"Word from HQ, the Dragonball is on the move," the soldier tells him. "We're to stop what we're doing and give chase immediately. Colonel Brown is sending his forces to meet us."

"Fine, as soon as he have the Colonel-" Orange begins.

"That's just it, sir," the soldier says. "We've been ordered to execute the Colonel."

Orange looks over at you. "Well, kid, looks like your lifeline just broke. But since we're short on time, you can take the hostages while we deal with Silver."

>Continued

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>>47750132
Orange glances back at his men. "Let them go, and get everyone ready to move out immediately."

The soldiers begin untying the hostages while Orange points his gun at Oolong, finger on the trigger.

"Wait a second, I'm not Silver!" Oolong shouts, transforming back into himself.

Orange stares at him, then glares at you, scowling.

"You sneaky little-"

He aims his gun at you and gets ready to pull the trigger.

>A. Shoot him

>B. Shoot the gun from his hand

>C. Take the bullet

>D. Something else

>>47750168
>B. Shoot the gun from his hand

>>47750168
Oh fuck!
>>B. Shoot the gun from his hand

>>47750168
>B. Shoot the gun from his hand

>and som is going to show us why a kid with no gunmanship experience shooting a weapon he's never used is a bad idea as Tofoo blows the guy's hand off

>>47750168
>>B. Shoot the gun from his hand

>>47750198
>hand
>not his dick

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>>47750198
Have I really become so predictable?

>>47750132
>"That's just it, sir," the soldier says. "We've been ordered to execute the Colonel."
Huh?
Well that's just some bs right there. That's not how you treat soldiers in war.

>>47750218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBCDY5XhZng

>>47750226
Of course Som.

I was hoping you proved me wrong and show Tofoo as an expert marksmen.

>I hunted in the woods with a rifle all the time

Would be an easy backstory explanation.

>>47750226
Yes, though that would be fun, as it leaves Orange handicapped.

Also shot the gun out of his hand.

>>47750230
Commander Red is a pretty shitty leader.

>>47750255
I wanna recruit Silver now and pair him up with Hasky

>>47750255
We should have Krillin fight him.

>>47750275
We Cupid now?

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>>47750182
You draw your gun fast, but Orange pulls the trigger before you can fire, hitting you in the head and knocking you onto your back.

Your shot hits the ceiling, and a second later, Goku comes crashing down, striking a pair of soldiers with his Power Pole. As he lands, two more soldiers fire at him, and he dances around to avoid the bullets.

Krillin comes charging in from the back, and takes out one of the soldiers with a strong kick that sends the man flying past your head as you stand back up.

Captain Orange holsters his gun, telling the men that are still standing to forget the kids and just go after the target.

He pulls something out of his pocket, and drops it on the ground, rolling it toward Goku, who is too busy beating up soldiers to notice.

>A. Tell Goku to look out

>B. Go after Orange and his men

>C. Jump on top of the object

>D. Something else

>>47750333
>C. Jump on top of the object

>>47750333
>C.
Time to be Cap.

>>47750333
>>C. Jump on top of the object

>>47750333
Grab the guy Krillin kicked and use him as a cushion between you and the object.

>>47750378
>>47750381
>>47750382
....I hope grenades can't kill us in our weakened state.

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>>47750414

>>47750429
Welp, nice quest guys.

Maybe they'll use that wish to bring us back?

We can get some training hopefully, unless we don't qualify for a body at this point?

>>47750414
We'll get the super secret super soldier serum, now.

The Z fighters will be the Earth's greatest Avengers.

Led by Bulma, who loses an eye and wears an eye patch.

>>47750429
Som.

Som.

Som pls.

Som ok. Yes I know our body is being held together by DETERMINATION and duct tape at this point.

But som pls

Don't turn the PC into gibs

Would shouting 'Goku, grenade!' just result in Goku turning around and saying 'Wha-' mid explosion?

I feel like any verbal warning would be too late and any physical action we do will just lead to harm.

Why not Bear Shout it away if we're inclined to jump on it? Either way we're hurt.

>>47750440
Nah.

We show up, get Yemma'd to hell for killing the Bear, and get to train with Goz and Mez.

>>47750378
>>47750381
>>47750382
You run over to the object, leaping right on top of it just in time for it to blow up beneath you.

You feel as though your entire body is on fire, and you scream as you're thrown through the ceiling, and crash down onto the ground below.

Someone in the distance is yelling for you, and you see smoke rising above the building.

Everything slowly goes dark.

>End updates

Whelp, that's it, hope everyone had fun

Follow me @qmdralo to see when the next thread is up

I'll stick around for a little while to answer questions and such for a bit

>>47750429
Bulma can piece us together with cybernetics, right?

Cyborg before the Cyborgs were cool

>>47750509
Is Goku like our bestie, right now?

>>47750509
Goddamn

I hope that medicine woman is alive...

We're going to atleast be in coma, or mostly dead.

Probably all the way dead.

>>47750509
Sweet. So what happens now?

We go to hell? We go to snake way? We just AFK and respawn at the end of the arc (with bulma mad since she didn't get her wish)?

>>47750509
Good quest.

>>47750537
I can actually see that last one happening.

>>47750516
Eh....

>>47750528
Goku's the person who's closest to you besides maybe Bulma. Krillin and Oolong are a tier below them.

Needless to say, Goku is not happy about what happened.

>>47750537
None of the above

>>47750533
Muhahaha

>>47750545
It's not over yet

I didn't know there was a TT DBZ game. What's it called?

>>47750537(You)
>None of the above

Oh so we don't respawn at all.

... So how is the quest continuing? Do we play as Yamcha or something?

>>47750552
Is Goku acting like he did at the end of Path to Power currently?

>>47750552
...Path of Power Goku levels of rage when like when eighter died?

False SSJ Goku?!!?!

Also we were fighting this entire time shirtless.

At least we didn't ruin our shirt and it's being kept safe by Bulma.

>>47750552
Did us pulling a Steve Rogers surprise you in any way?

>>47750570
God no, even my cruelty has its limits

>>47750577
>>47750573
Something like that

>>47750583
A little bit, but I thought it was the second most likely choice

>>47750590
Who exactly was in the building on our side. What do they think?

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Thread theme

>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJfpW7TAlfE
>>47750611
Goku's in a mixture of shock and rage

Krillin's very sad and hoping that you'll make it

Oolong and Bulma are in disbelief, and Bulma is in full-blown denial

>>47750632
Dat song, tho...

>>47750550
>Implying Bulma would throw away her wish for the perfect boyfriend so she could bring you back

Of course she would

>>47750670
Describe to me what you are feeling, anon

>>47750678
"Dragon! I want a boyfriend, and I also want Tofoo back! Can the two be combined into one wish somehow?"
"IT IS DONE"

...

You're lying on your back on a field. Sunlight shines on your face. You're alive again. But how? And why?
You sit up. Goku and Krillin are cheering, and Bulma is so happy that she's crying.

>A. Thank Bulma for reviving you
>B. Thank Bulma and Goku for reviving you
>C. Thank Bulma and Krillin for reviving you
>D. Tell Bulma you think she's pretty
>E. Hug Bulma
>F. Kiss Bulma
>G. Tell Bulma she must've lost weight over the course of the adventure, she looks really good now
>H. All of the above

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>>47750769
That was beautiful, anon

>>47750552
>It's not over yet
I know. I'm just teasing. Part of the fun is the panic and doom n'gloom

>>47750808
Believe me, I know. It's one of my true joys in life.

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>>47750678
Like pic related.

>>47750833
Mind doing a write up on how Goku and Krillin handled Pilaf gang

>>47750859
You mean how they got the fake ball? Sure.

>>47750869
Did anyone end up getting the real ball?

Also RIP shopkeep.

What was the shopkeep's name?

>>47750878
It is currently in the possession of Pilaf

Rob Goldstein

>>47750878
Carl.

>>47750908
No. Carl is a farmer near where Raditz lands. His neighbors will one day have a boy with a girl's name.

>>47750904
>Goldstein

No that's not true, you said he died.

If he was a Goldstein then the Red Ribbon Army would be indirectly working for him because his niece's father-in-law was bankrolling them and the conditions of the war loan included certain operational parameters (such as not hitting certain targets).

Wait.

OH that's why Silver is being executed! He killed Rob and Cmdr. Red was given the choice of bringing Silver to justice or having all his war bonds deemed insolvent.

>>47750940
And a girl with a boy's name.

>>47750940
Every unimportant npc is Carl.

>>47750973
Shutup carl.

>>47750987
No u

>>47750969
And their workers will be a former mighty alien commander of a near extinct warrior race, an android of a former fierce army, and a magical demon created by a powerful space wizard.

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>>47750859
"Goku! This is crazy!" Krillin cries as the two of them catch up with the gigantic flying fortress. "How are we supposed to fight something THAT big?"

"I'm not leaving without my Grandpa!" Goku tells him, flying close and reaching a window.

Inside the airship, Pilaf and his subordinates look down in horror at the fake ball that's shattered all over the floor.

"It's fake!" Pilaf cries. "I paid a fortune for that thing!"

"I don't understand, the radar said the ball was there," Mai comments.

"Obviously you two nincompoops messed something up!" Pilaf berates. "This is what i get for hiring agents from the want ads!"

"Sorry, Emperor" the two say at once.

"Say, Emperor Pilaf, what's that?" Shu asks, pointing at the window.

"What's what?" Pilaf asks, turning to find Goku's face pressed against the glass. "Ah! It's that monkey boy again!"

"Hey, gimme back my grandpa!" Goku shouts from outside the window.

Krillin hangs on for dear life, praying that this whole thing will be over soon.

"Now you listen here," Pilaf says, opening the window. "I'll-"

Pilaf is sucked from the window, and begins plummeting toward the ground below.

"SOMEBODY HELP ME!" he screams.

Goku directs the Nimbus lower, floating beside the falling Pilaf.

"I'll help you, if you give me my Grandpa's Dragonball," Goku tells him.

"What? But that was a fa-" Pilaf starts before looking down. "Okay! I'll give it to you, just save me!"

Goku catches Pilaf, and flies him back up to the airship.

>>47751027
Don't forget a dragon that keeps watch over the chickens.

>>47751062
I thought we agreed to stop talking about the chickens.

>>47751098
I told you to stop digging, and Icarus wants recognition for his work.

>>47751117
Of preventing the Chicken Mafia from taking over the farm?

>>47751117
I just don't want to end up with a horse's head in my bed...

>>47751135
STOP ASKING QUESTIONS

>>47751143
>Horse

>Implying

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>>47751162

>>47751162
A pig's head?

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So with Goku successfully kept away from becoming Chichi's husbando, and with Bulma as the clear endgame for us...

Which girl should we work on setting ol' Sun Wukong up with? There is a clear bias towards redheads, with Suno, movie Suno, Chu Lee, Princess Misa, Princess Snake, the sassy midget, and I guess Time Loli clearly has a thing for his dad, but there are plenty more fish in this sea! Like 18, or Maron, or Annin, or... I don't know, Colonel Violet? Something absurd, like a girl Vegeta? ...a girl Broly? A rabbit queen from the moon? Anne Frank?

>>47751798
>A rabbit queen from the moon?
This is the only one I don't get

anyway my money's on suno

>>47752075
fairly sure that's kaguya otsutsuki from noruto

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>>47752075
>>47752196
Kids these days...

>>47752246
while i guess, but that's more a literal meaning.

>>47751798
>Princess Snake
Jesus Christ I'd forgotten all about her trying to ride his power pole. And yet it's almost the entirety of her episode.

>>47751798
It's gotta be Suno so we can have a red headed Gohan

>>47755017
Suno was my first choice for Tofu actually.

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>>47755017
>Red haired Gohan
Nah, give him a red haired daughter.