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However, the man hoped to prove his innocence, and so he escaped, taking with him his ancient family sword and red pants.

>>47617053
He then killed himself by sudoku with the sword.
The end.

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He wanders the world, pursued by those who seek to claim the bounty on his life.

The Man with the Red Pants.

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"Ah, it seems our luck might be changing!"

"A shrine!"

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"We're finally out of the rain! I don't think I'll ever be dry again!"

"Ah, it's too windy to light a fire..."

"And no food..."

"We should do something to pass the time until the storm breaks. Someone should tell a story. How about you, Noh?"

"I couldn't..."

"Master Togo?"

"Ah, I think my student should be the one to tell us a story!"

"A story?"

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"Very well. I shall tell you a tale..."

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[energetic kettle drums]

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"Once there was a man of small beginnings, who came to rise high in the ranks of the Emperor's grand army. But there were some who grew jealous of his ascention.

"There came a time when the man was ordered to lead a charge against the fortress of Nakomo. The walls were high, and guarded well, but the man knew he could succeed with the force of the Emperor's soldiers at his back."

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"However, when the time came to attack the fortress, the man was betrayed, and found himself alone, surrounded by the fortress guards."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

>>47617177
He must escape the clutches of the guards and report back to his superior officer! He must inform his commander before this treachery spreads!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>47617370
wow I am smart rolling for the action.

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>47617177
Jump the wall

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>47617177

Jump the Wall

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>47617177
Run like hell! I mean go report to superior officer.

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"Before he could flee to warn the Emperor of the other's treachery, the guards were upon him!"

"Hya!"

KLAAANG

KLAAANK

"Hya!"

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"With his ancient family sword, he held his ground against the guards, but began to tire, and was cornered by the guards..."

"Hya!"

KLAAAANG

"Seeing this one man standing against the guards, the commander of the fortress stepped forth to slay him."

"Yaaaa-aaaaaah!"

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Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>47617608
Chop their legs off.

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"Hoping to force an opening with which to escape, the man swung his ancient sword, severing the leg from one of the guards."

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>47617608
Demoralize them by mocking the commander's European helmet!

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"But before he could flee, the commander was upon him."

"Yaaaaa-aaaaah!"

"HYA!"

KLAAAAAANNG

"Yaaaaaah!"

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Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>47617842
Kick him in the junk!

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"The commander raised his sword, to strike the man down once and for all, but as he swung the blade, the man struck out-"

"Hya!"

WHUNK

"Aaaauuuuhgh-!"

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Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>47618069
Then the guard accidentally chopped off his own commander's arm.

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"The other guard swung his great axe, and the man reached out to guide it into the commander, but he was too wearied from the battle and his grasp fell short.

"YAAAA!"

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KLAAAAANG

"At the last moment, the man brought up his sword to defend himself, but he knew that his strength was fading, and that if he allowed the fight to continue he would surely fall."

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Rolled 1 (1d12)

The nad kick has worked for us before, and it will continue to prove an effective strategy. Deploy another one!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>47618328
Retreat tactically by jumping off a wall

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"The man lunged out to strike the guard, but the guard was faster, stronger than any he had faced in the battle, and he was driven back-"

"YAAAAAH-!"

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KLAAAAAAAAAAANNNNGGGGG

"Aaaaaaah-!"

"The guard raised his axe again, and-"

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CHUNKK

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Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>47618786
Cut off the guard's hand.

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"Before the guard could raise his axe again, the man snatched out his hand, and grabbed the guard's wrist. Surprised, the guard hesitated for an instant..."

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"Hya!"

SHUNK

"Yaaaaaahgh-!"

>>47617035
I just noticed this, but I don't have time to play.

Good luck anons.

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SHUNNGG

"YAAAAAAAUUGH!"

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[katana sheathing noise]

"Against all odds, the man found that he had fought his way through the guards of the fortress. Exhausted, he sheathed his sword, when the gate of the fortress creaked open. The man turned, expecting to find his death, but instead found the Emperor's diplomat, the very one who was to be liberated by their charge. The man had won the battle, but his true enemy had vanished."

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"Grateful to be free of Nakomo, the diplomat eagerly fled with the man. Together, the two hurried toward the imperial capital, hoping to overtake the general and alert the Emperor to his treason."

>>47619464
Behind you!

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"As they neared the imperial capital, the diplomat revealed that the general had been meeting in secret with the enemy, hoping to provoke a war between the nations."

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"The man paused to consider how he should confront his foe, and his attention turned from the diplomat for only a moment..."

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SHUUNK

"Aaaaaugh!"

"...but in that moment a hidden soldier emerged, and slew the diplomat before the man could react."

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Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>47619751
Draw his sword and cut the man in one swift motion.

>>47619751
Kick his face in!

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KLAAAANG

"Aaaah-!"

"As they fought, the guard revealed to the man that he had been left along the road in case the man had somehow survived the fortress of Nakomo."

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"And while he had fought and bested an entire garrison, the man suddenly found himself facing not one, but two freshly-rested soldiers!"

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Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>47619939
Cape stun and then Slash of the Snarling Frog

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>47619939
There is no saving the diplomat, but the Emperor himself may be in peril! You have no time to fight these traitors. Distract them and make an exit, to the capital!

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"Outnumbered, the man knew he would surely die. To win this battle, he would have to trap his foes and deal with them one at a time."

SPRUK

"Aaaaugh-!"

"Yaaaaah!"

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"HYA!"

SHIIIIMMMMMM

"Before the other soldier could strike, the man spun and thrust his sword upward in the the Slash of the Snarling Frog, killing his foe instantly."

"-aaaaugh!"

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"Turning, exhausted, he faced the last remaining soldier. For what seemed like ages the two men stood motionless, silently watched one another as they hunted for any trace of weakness."

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>>47620306
Perform the leaping fox withdrawal maneuver.

>>47620454
shit rolling

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>47620476
>>47620454
>>47620306
today is not my day.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>47620306

demoralize the enemy by mocking his red thong!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>47620306
PUT ON A GIRLS BODY AND PROFFER ASS

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"At last the wind faded, and nothing stirred in the grass around the men. The soldier tensed, ready to strike, when suddenly-"

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"Haa-"

"The man dropped to one knee and plunged his sword downward..."

"LEAPING FOX!"

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"Hya!"

"The soldier could not counter such a technique, and stared helplessly as the man twisted through the air toward him."

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SHIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG

"Haaaaaurgh-"

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[katana sheathing noise]

"Surrounded by death, the man finally found himself free of enemies, and in their absence his thoughts turned to his home, near the edge of the imperial capital. What of his wife and child, who knew nothing of the trouble he faced and and the war he sought to halt?"

What will you do?

>Go home
>Go to the Emperor
>Something else

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Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>47621004
>Go to the Emperor

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>>47619813

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"What did you... I mean, what did he do then?"

"Well-"

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"The man went as quickly as he could to the imperial palace, but the general's poisonous lies had already arrived before him. His was the hand that was said to have killed the diplomat. The man hoped that if he could somehow gain audience with the Emperor he could undo the general's evil..."

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Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>47621440
Get a green hat and sneak in.

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"The man knew that a direct assault on the imperial palace would be foolish, but perhaps he could find another way inside..."

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KDUNK

"Aaaugh-"

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"He only hoped there was still time."

>>47621707

I know this thread hasn't generated a ton of attention, but I appreciate the work you're putting in Mr. Lego. Quest threads usually annoy me, but they're much more engaging when the OP is actually telling a story through pictures.

That's it for now, but I'll be back in about six or eight hours and we can keep playing! I hope everybody else is having fun! This idea is a little off-beat, but I wanted to try it anyway.

>>47619499
No need to worry anon, that's just a kuroko!

>>47621747
See you tommorow LQ. The stage idea is a neat little thing.

>>47621733
Thanks, I appreciate hearing that people are enjoying this!

>>47621761
Thanks anon, the idea just came to me this afternoon while I was making set pieces. I'm having a blast.

keeping alive

OK, I'm back! I just need to take care of a few things, but then we should be able to start back up again in about ninety minutes (give or take an hour).

>>47624976

Good going LQM

>>47625113
Thanks anon, just need to sit down for a minute and figure out where the next stop on this trainwreck is and then we can get going.

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"Disguised as a soldier, the man was able to steal inside the imperial palace, for his appearance was not yet familiar to all."

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"He was nearly to the doors of the Emperor's jade throne when a captain of the guard called out. At first the man feared that he had been caught, but the captain held a satchel of proclamations from the hand of the Emperor himself."

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" 'Take these,' the captain said, 'and carry them to all the points of the land. Let everyone know what fate befalls those who conspire against the Emperor.' "

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"The soldiers departed, but as they hurried from the palace, one of the proclamations slipped from the satchel without their notice."

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"As the man read the proclamation, his blood became as cold as ice, for the proclamation read that his home town had been found guilty of conspiring with traitors, and that it and everyone in it should be burned to the ground! Reeling with shock, the man could scarcely hold the paper in his grip, but his mind refused to allow him the comfort of disbelief, for at the bottom of the proclamation was the seal of the Emperor."

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"The man turned to flee, hoping to save his family from their treacherous executioners, but before he could move from where he stood, a shout rang across the courtyard. He had been discovered!"

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Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>47627430
Scale the wall and run like hell?

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"As the guards closed around him, he quickly knotted the rope and threw it up the wall to escape-"

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"Hya-"

SHIIING

PSSHHHH

"-aaaah!"

"-one of the guards quickly sliced the rope in two, sending him tumbling back to the courtyard!"

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Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>47628022
They wouldn't dare damage an Imperial proclamation. Use the letter to ward them off! Threaten to rip it in half! I am out of ideas!

>>47628022

Knock them out with the Strike of Seven Stars and continue towards the emperor to find out what's going on.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>47628022

Knock them out with the Strike of Seven Stars and continue towards the emperor to find out what's going on.

> 2
> 1

With rolls like this I think I'm going to go with lay down and hope the end is swift

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"At long last, the man had finally come to the end of his ability, only steps from the Emperor. He sought some escape, but as the guards circled and pressed him back against the palace wall, the captain appeared once more.

"The two men had been friends once, but no longer. It was then that the captain said something, something that the man would remember the rest of his life:

" 'A traitor cannot hide forever.' "

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"What... what happened after that?"

"Well..."

>I don't like to talk about it
>Tell the rest
>Something else

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Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>47628453

>I don't like to talk about it

If the audience insists, though...

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>47628453

>Tell the rest

>>47628453

Reluctantly tell the rest

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>47628453
>Something else
Roll to seduce the girl and fuck her.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>47628453

Tell the rest

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"I... don't like to talk about what happened after that."

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"Ah, but in life we must do many things that we do not enjoy! Ah, it is clear that you carry a great burden upon you! You have come this far, you must finish what you have started!"

Just wanted to thank you OP, it's the second time I read one of your threads and I always love it.

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"Very well, Master Togo."

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"The man knew there would be no pardon from the Emperor. As he was led to his death, the thought of his wife and son brought newfound strength to his arms, and he paused."

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"The guards thought he merely feared his fate, for the man had seen this from convicts who were walked this same path. The guard behind him raised a hand, to goad him onward, and the one leading began to turn, a taunt rising on his lips, but they failed to see that the man's muscles trembled not with fear but with terrible rage."

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SHIIINNGG

"Before the guard could react, his sword was in the man's hand, swinging like lightning-"

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SHIIIINNNNGGG

"HYA!"

"Yaaaah-!"

SHIIINNNGGGGGGG

"The man fought with raw abandon, lost in the red haze which enveloped his mind. Though his hands were bound, this was an enemy none of the guards could hope to match."

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"Like an animal, the man escaped, heedless of the danger around him. His thoughts were consumed with the faces of his family."

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"As he approached his home town, he grew more and more certain that his family could still be saved, but as he crested the final hill, his eyes began to sting, for the valley was filled with smoke. He raced about, calling for his wife and son, but as he finally reached his home he saw flames lick from the walls, and that the trees which he had planted on the day he and his wife had been wedded blazed with crimson and orange, pouring black smoke into the sky. Coughing, he approached, as a soldier stepped from within."

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Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>47629728
Run into the flames pushing the guard aside!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>47629728

Run into your burning house and see if you can save your family.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>47629728
run into the house and save the family

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>47629728
Get scared and run away

>>47630141
kek

>>47630141

A TRUE WARRIOR DOES NOT BACK DOWN

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"The man stepped to avoid the soldier, but his path was barred. Inside, his wife screamed, and he knew that she still yet lived."

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"His son's cries of fright joined those of his wife, but as he fought with the soldier, two more emerged from their grim work."

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"Hya-!"

SHHIINNNNNGGG

"Yaaah!"

SHHHIIINNNGGGGG

"Exhausted, the man's stolen sword became too heavy for him to wield, and as his attacks became blocks he knew that it was only a matter of time before he would fall."

"Hya-

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SHHHHIIINNNNNGGG

"Again and again the soldiers struck at him, and soon all he could hear were the shrieks and cries of his wife and son as the fire consumed them both."

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"And... and then?"

"And then-"

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"I ran away. Their screams continued until I reached the edge of the town. After that... I could no longer tell which screams were theirs."

>>47631560
Man these file names are killing me.

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"When I came back, the house had burned to the ground. In the ashes I found the bones of my wife and son. They died in each other's arms.

"I also found my family's ancestral sword. Somehow, the soldiers had overlooked it. I left again, before anyone else could see me."

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"It was then I swore an oath to find the general, the man with the dragon helmet, and to make him pay for what he had done that day."

"Ah, and how do you feel, having shared your tale?"

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"I feel... at peace. Thank you for your guidance, Master Togo."

"Ah, then it is good that you have done this thing."

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"Look, the rain is slowing down!"

"At last!"

"Ah, the wind is changing!"

What will you do now?

>Keep traveling
>Tell another story
>Get some rest
>Something else

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Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>47632329
>Get some rest

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>47632329
Have an orgy.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>47632329

>Get some rest

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>47632329
Keep traveling

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>47632329

get some rest.

(damn, that was dark)

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"Yes?"

"I- I just wanted to say... if I had known, I never would have-"

"Don't worry about it. What's done is done."

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"Tomorrow night we'll arrive in Kyomomo, and everything that is to happen will happen."

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[blowing sound]

>>47632694
Damn man. I came to have whacky lego adventures, I stayed for the feels. 10/10.

>>47632728

Same

Top tier as usual, LegoQuest.

Thanks Legoman, wait

Lego Quest Man. There we go.

Stick around, there's one act left!

I can see why this quest is held with such high regards. Can't wait for the 3rd act LQ Guy.

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"I can't believe you're still carrying those gold katanas around!"

"Moromoto said they were enchanted..."

"And you believed him?"

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"Ah, Moromoto would have said anything to get Miku to agree to his marriage proposal!"

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"I'm glad I was able to best him."

"To save Miku from having to marry him?"

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"I was thinking of the swords, but I suppose that was a nice benefit."

"Hmph!"

"Besides, they may be worth something yet. Perhaps when we get to Kyomomo I'll be able to buy us all a hot meal."

"Ah, I'm sure they will have sake... plum wine..."

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[laughter]

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"Do you-"

"Like I said, don't worry about it. What happened is in the past now."

"But when this is all over, we-"

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"There is no 'we'. I told you, Miku... I can't get involved. I- I don't want to see you hurt. If you stay with me, eventually..."

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"What's-"

"Ah, keep walking..."

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"I've never opened my heart to anyone before. You were the first to... the first one who I..."

"Miku-"

>>47633854

>Inb4 heartfelt scene is interrupted by ninjas

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"I-"

"Miku, wait."

"I love you."

[blades clanking]

[sound of footsteps stops]

"..."

>Tell her you love her
>Tell her you don't love her
>Something else

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Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>47633943

>Check surroundings for ninjas/hiding badguys

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>47633943

>Tell her you love her

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>47633943
"I know"

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>47633943
>Tell her you love her

>>47634099
holy shit fuck you dice I don't like you very much either

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>47633943
"I've already murdered my wife and son through my cowardice. I can't disgrace their memory."

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>47633985
This

>>47634196
Honorable as fuck. The only true way to go.

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>47633943
Ah tell her ya love her ya mook!

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>47634196
yup

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>47633943
tell her you love her

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"Did you hear what I said? I love you."

"Miku, I-"

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>47633943
"I love me too."

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[rapid katana unsheathing noise]

"Wait, what was that?"

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[silence]

"I don't hear anything."

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"I know I heard something. There's always someone trying to claim the bounty on my h-"

"Stop letting your past determine your future!"

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"You have had awful things done to you, but those things are in the past, they are nothing but ghosts! You see a path filled with regret, but when I look at you, I see a man who is capable of great heights! I see a man who can forge a shining light into the future, not one who will limp back into the darkness of the past! If you do not return my love, then so be it, but heed your own words and do not linger on that which you cannot change!"

"Miku-"

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"I was going to tell you... that I lo-"

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"Aaah-!"

[katana unsheathing sound]

"Miku!"

>>47634873

OH SHI-

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[mechanical growling noise]

"Aaah, get it off of me-"

"Hold on, I'll-"

"You'll stay right there is what you'll do."

"Eh-?"

>>47634924

>CYBER HOUND

"What sort of sorcery is this?"

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"Not a sound, or the pretty girl gets her throat ripped out. We wouldn't want to have your friends intrude!"

"Who are you?"

>>47634937
Probably some kind of ninja puppetry technique.

>>47634937
Puppet jutsu from a crafty ninja maybe?

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"My name is Sozoku, but that's not going to matter to you. You're the man with the red pants. Killing you will make me a rich man."

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"Maybe, but trying will make you a dead man."

"Big talk!"

"Let's make this quick."

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"I'm going to take my time! Whirling Light Of Steel! Yaaaaah!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>47635259
Angry crow takes flight

>>47635259
Flying Monk technique!

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>47635259

>>47635271

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>47635326
fuck forgot dice

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"Hya-caw!"

[fabric rustling]

"Whaaa-? Angry Crow Takes Flight?! But that technique is just a myth-"

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"It's more real than your empty boasts."

SHIIIIINNNNNNGGG

"Aaaaugh! My spear!"

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PAFF

"Tell you what... I've come to a reawakening in my spiritual life. How about we end this fight as friends and I let you walk away with your guts intact?"

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"Grrrrrr!"

"It was worth a try."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! And roll another d12 for whatever Miku does as well! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>47635767
Slice open his jacket with a Sniffing Fox Finds Rabbit attack, then take out the CyberDog® Remote Control and switch the dial from "Bad Guy" to "Good Guy".

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>47635767
Throw magic katanas at him

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>47635767
Miku ends the fight peacefully, like a woman.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>47635767
That thing where two guys pass each other and then the bad guy in the background stands there for a moment before dying

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>47635767

Give him a "Warning Cut" with a Reverse Blade Bartering Technique, then try to get the CyberDog® Remote Control so you can switch the dial from "Attack" to "Passive".

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"Alright, Sozoku, I wasn't going to do this, but you've forced my hand. These magical katanas ensure the wielder can win any ba-"

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[mechanical growling noise]

"-aaaaack!"

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"Don't even think about it."

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"Aaaaah-!"

"Miku!"

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"Now, get up and turn around. No funny moves."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! And roll another d12 for whatever Miku does as well!

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>47636210
Miku remembers she's a trained swordswoman and breaks his arm.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>47636210
Stand up and kick that katana into his leg.

>>47636210

Throw a katana at the bounty hunter.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>47636210

disable the robot with a logical paradox. DOES A SET OF ALL SETS CONTAIN ITSELF

>>47636346
Your roll makes sense considering that isn't even a paradox.

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"Let go of me!"

"What are you-"

>>47636346
Why is it a paradox? Doesn't set contain itself by definition?

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"Come back here!"

"Aaaaaah!"

"Miku!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>47636455
When everything else fails, use sand! I'm gonna fuck up this roll too, probably

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>47636455
Hands of the Bloody Rose

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>47636455
Do a sick flip and spin and send the robodog hurtling into its owner.

>>47636482
Stop fucking rolling dude.

>>47636482

Jesus Christ, stop rolling

>>47636482
Yea, you are.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>47636455

See >>47636500

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"Aaaauh, my arm!"

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"Miku! Eternal Storm of the Desert Sa-aaauuugh!"

"Ha! You, the killer of killers? Ridiculous! This is the easiest money I've ever made! Yaaaaaah!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you or Miku do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>47636834
Team-up! Double Bleeding Blossom Strike!

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>47636834
Pull out a knife he had been hiding in his belt and stab him in the face/leg/arm

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"Ready to die?"

"Of course."

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"Are you?"

"Wha-?"

"Double Bleeding Blossom Strike!"

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SHIIIINGGG

"Ha! You missed!"

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"But I didn't."

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[kissing sounds]

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"Ah, there you are!"

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"Master Togo!"

"Ah, does this have anything to do with the wolf we just saw running into the woods?"

"It was just a combination attack-"

"Ah, young love!"

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"Isn't it a little early to be getting dark?"

"Ah, now that you mention it..."

"That's not the sunset-"

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"Huh? What do you mean?"

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"It's Kyomomo!"

"Wait!"

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[slow ominous drumbeat]

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"No... NO!"

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"Oh? What's this?"

>>47638083
That guy!

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"The fugitive delivers himself to me! Won't the Emperor be pleased when I present your head on a platter..."

"You won't live to see the night."

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"You murdered my wife! My son! And for what, jealousy? Jealousy that you and I might somehow be favored by the Emperor alongside one another? You have done too many wrongs, sown far too much suffering and strife for one death to atone... but I will have your death. I will have justice."

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"Oh, I don't think you'll be bringing anyone to justice today."

"What-?"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>47638262
Take out those snakes first

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>47638262
Get away from the sick looking gentleman, he looks like he's going to blow chunks

>>47638262
Does that guy have flamethrower hands?

>>47638650
I'm more concerned about the lack of a shirt under that leather jacket.

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"Slowing Grip of Winter!"

"Eeaaauuh-?"

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SHIIIIINNGGGG

"-URK!"

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"Yeeeee! Spider Monkey Eye-Bite!"

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SSSSHHNK

"Yaaauhgh-!"

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WSSSSSSSSS

SSSSSHHNK

"YAAAAAAAH! MY EYE!"

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[flames crackling]

>>47638892
hot damn

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"At last... it's just you and me."

'Very impressive. You've become a much more skilled fighter than when you escaped. But you won't defeat me. You've never been able to defeat me."

"The past does not determine the future."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>47638966
defeat him

>>47638980
>"The past does not determine the future."

But that rolling might >>47638980

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>47638966
Revenge.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>47638966
Go for the throat!

(I can't think of a fancy attack name)

>>47638993
I'm so sorry

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>47638966

Make it slow. Start with chopping off his hands.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>47638966
Give him a nice faceful of sand.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>47638966

Get into a defensive stance and counter Kyomomo's next move.

>>47639024
shoulda been faster, sandguy

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>47638966
Run away.

>>47639024
Sand is literally our best option every time. Shame Miku hasn't learned to replicate it yet.

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SHIIIINNNGG

SHIIINNGG

"You HAVE improved! But you are still nothing to me. You are no general."

SHIIIINNGGG

"I will have justice!"

"You will have nothing. You will never be my equal."

"You left me to die!"

"You couldn't even do that properly."

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"Here, let me show you how it's done."

SCHLUCK

"Urk-!"

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"NO!"

"Ah, you must not interfere! He must see this battle through to the end alone!"

>>47639538
I love this fuckin monk I sware

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"How does it feel to know you're dying?"

"It... hurts..."

"I expect it does. But then you knew that would happen. You've seen your share of deaths. Never thought it would be your own, did you? Any last words before you die?"

"Just..."

"Justice? There is no justice in this world, or any other. There is only what we take for ourselves."

"No... just... just... wanted to say..."

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"Carpet of Burning Leaves! Hya!"

PAFF

"YEEAAAAAAAARRRRGH! My eyes-!"

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[slow motion air noises]

>>47639725
Well that was easier than expected

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"Please..."

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"...please..."

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"...come back to me..."

>>47639834
good night Lego Quest, you're the best.

>>47639834
>goodnight

NO

WAIT

IS HE ALIVE

HOW WILL MIKU DEAL WITH SURPRISE EYEBROWS

YOU CAN'T LEAVE IT LIKE THIS, MAN

>>47639869
They're just legos, calm down

>>47639834
;_;

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Bam!

I don't want to brag, but that last scene was pretty hot! It's way past my bedtime, but I really wanted to see this through to the end, so I hope everybody had fun!

If you liked this and want some more Lego Quest, most of the previous six years of episodes are archived on suptg along with all the pictures
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20Quest

The official Lego Quest wiki now has most of the characters for TMWTRP, as well as nearly five hundred other articles:
http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_Wiki

And if you follow me on Twitter, you'll get a tweet whenever a new episode starts or resumes:
@EndmanOfFuturon

Goodnight, Legonauts!

>>47639883
NO YOU CALM DOWN

>>47639888
Goodnight, thanks for running! Great episode.

>>47639888
Thanks for running.

>>47639888
Thanks for running LQ. Very dramatic ending.

>>47639888
Thanks LQ! Amazing as always!

>>47639888


thank you for running it! It's a great read and I can't believe I've apparently been missing it for 6 years...

>>47639888
Thanks for running! This stuff is amazing!

>>47639888

Can't wait until the next one! ;-;

>>47639914
>>47639927
>>47639972
>>47639991
>>47640017
>>47640204
>>47641339
Thanks everybody! I had a ton of fun running this, but it's great to hear that I'm not the only one!

>>47639883
NO THEY FUCKING AREN'T

>>47636448
It's supposed to be "does a set of all sets that do not contain themselves contain itself?"

>>47644753
that's not a paradox at all, the original one is a paradox because if a set contains all sets then you've just created a new set that is not contained in that first set. a set of all sets is like asking for the highest number.

>>47644921
The first isn't a paradox. It's just a set that contains an infinite amount of sets.
The second is because if set A contains all sets that do not contain themselves, and it does not contain itself, than it must contain itself. And so on.

>>47644753
>>47644921
>>47645049
I'm pretty sure robot dogs are immune to paradoxes because they're dogs.

>>47617035
https://youtu.be/1-rHdSWZLpQ

>>47619310
Has he got a third arm hidden behind the cape or do you pop it off for every sheathing/unsheathing?

>>47651472
>Has he got a third arm hidden behind the cape or do you pop it off for every sheathing/unsheathing?

In the beginning I actually did pop an arm off every time I needed to make that pose, but I don't like to remove arms if I don't need to because it can lead to torsos cracking. By the third episode of TMWTRP I had a spare detached arm that I used and just positioned the attached arm where you couldn't see it.

>>47648775
If I had to pick one tune for this episode, it would probably be this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWo__6Xn6Qs

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Since there's one image space left, I can post this guy and give him a little publicity. This is Domu, the zombie ninja. If the players had gone through the ruins instead of taking the long way around, they would have come to a place with a bunch of weapons laying on the ground and Domu. If you cut off an arm or a leg it would still attack. Probably for the best that he didn't appear, because it's almost impossible to make more than two objects float at the same time.

>>47653944
Well, he's a zombie. Maybe he'll be around in the sequel.