>>47413314
>Yeah, I’m starving. Let’s get something to eat.
>Yuki, you gonna be alright?

>Yeah, I’m starving. Let’s get something to eat.
>Yuki, you gonna be alright?

>>47413314
>Yeah, I’m starving. Let’s get something to eat.
>Yuki, you gonna be alright?

>>47413314
>Yeah, I’m starving. Let’s get something to eat.
>Yuki, you gonna be alright?

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Urban%20Oni%20Quest

Twitter: @StrikeZone13

Rules: Votes are given a 10-15 minute voting period (This is not a hard time limit), the dice used are 3d10s and the occasional d100 both are best of three. I try to add write-ins to the post if they’re applicable to the situation, shitposting write-ins will be ignored unless they are genuinely funny and can be added.

Try to have fun!

Ugh forgot the second post...

Also writing.

“Yuki, you gonna be alright?” You ask your older cousin as she starts to settle down.

“Y-yeah, I’m going to be alright. I just… Really needed to let that all out.” She tells you, right before her stomach rumbles too. You share a meaningful look with her before you both start laughing.

“I’m starting to see the family resemblance…”Trish mutters in the background.

Yeah you think that she’ll be alright, she just needed to let it out… All over your shirt…

Gross

You move over to the slightly smaller dresser next to Trish’s and you fish out a replacement shirt. After a few years of sleeping over at each other’s houses you just started leaving clothes with each other, pretty convenient in this case.

“Well I’m starving, and apparently Yuki is too.”

“I could eat.” Trish replies.

>Right, so we going somewhere?

>Who wants to order take-out?

>I’m sure I can cook something up here.

>Write-in?

>>47413951
>Who wants to order take-out?

>>47413951
>>Right, so we going somewhere?
Yuki, you wanna start in on that emotion back pay? Cuz there is -lovely- Pancake House down the way that has just the most expensive pancakes your emotionally distraught money can buy!

>>47414007
No need to be a bitch anon.

>>47414022
>>47414007
Sorry, I meant it jokingly.

>>47413951
>I’m sure I can cook something up here.

>>47413951
>I’m sure I can cook something up here.

Writing.

roll me a 3d10 for cooking

Rolled 6, 5, 4 = 15 (3d10)

>>47414214
Cookity-cook-cook

Rolled 3, 2, 10 = 15 (3d10)

>>47414214

Rolled 4, 7, 9 = 20 (3d10)

>>47414214

>>47414232
>>47414237
>>47414248
Good good, got any cooking suggestions to throw at me while I write?

>>47414323
Stirfry and dumplings/potstickers.

>>47414323
I personally have a great stuffed celery that I do. Very simple.
Stuffed celery with cream cheese and green olives
Dice the shit of out about half or more of a small jar of small green olives, I use a processor,
Work in a brick of cream cheese into the processor and blend it all together.
Make a piping bag out of a ziplock bag by cutting a corner off and use it to funnel the mixture into the celery.
Makes about 2 stalks worth and is really really tasty. Best served chilled, like 10 minutes in the freezer or in the fridge over night.
I make it for parties and it always goes over well. Even people that don't like celery or green olives on their own really like it.

Pork chops are easy. season (salt and pepper or whatever) and put on a cookie sheet in the oven at 350 for 1 hour. Comes out great, still a bit juicy but not overly so.

>>47414366
>>47414431
Neat, thanks for that.


But Amy's probably just going to make a meatloaf :^)

>>47414451
Dude no, Meatloaf is bad.

“Welp, I know where your kitchen is, I can just make us something.”

“Cool, just make sure you put everything back the way you found it, and clean up after yourself.” Trish yells at you as you walk down the stairs.

“Yeah yeah.” You say to no one in particular. You quickly make your way down to the kitchen and get started. Although, it doesn’t look like there’s much to work with, the pantry and fridge are pretty empty. Meh, you’ll just make something simple then. You take out a box of macaroni and start it, then you get out some hot dogs from the freezer and put them on the mini electric grill. You’re busy for a little while, before you feel someone watching you…

You spin around as fast as you can, only for it to be Yuki… Her tail is wagging playfully…

>What’s up? You done ruining my shirts?

>You want to talk or?

>Wait… Do you feel that?

>Write-in?

>>47414742
>Wait… Do you feel that?

>>47414742
>What’s up? You done ruining my shirts?

>>47414742
>Wait… Do you feel that?
A mystery box? How thoughtful!

>>47414742
>What’s up? You done ruining my shirts?
>Wait… Do you feel that?

>>47414742
>>Wait… Do you feel that?
MMYYYYYYSTERY BOOOOOOX!

>>47414742
>You want to talk or?
>Wait… Do you feel that?

>>47414742
>What’s up? You done ruining my shirts?
>Wait… Do you feel that?

>Everyone votes for the mystery box

I love you guys

first roll me a d100

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>47414972
come on low dice.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>47414972

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>47414972

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>47414972

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>47414972

Okay a 64 isn't world shattering, now roll 3d10 DC is 7

Rolled 9, 6, 3 = 18 (3d10)

>>47415065

Rolled 10, 6, 2 = 18 (3d10)

>>47415065

Rolled 8, 10, 2 = 20 (3d10)

>>47415065

>>47415086
NICE!

>>47415086

Nice one anon

You were about to say something snappy to your cousin, when you felt something… crawling on your skin.

“Hey… You feel that Yuki?” You ask your smiling cousin. Her ears twitch in response, almost as if she was listening for… whatever it was that you were feeling. After a few seconds her ears stop, and her tail stops wagging as well.

“Fae.” She spits as her eyes narrow. Not that she mentions it, you can smell fae magic. A growl rips itself from your chest as you put two and two together.

>We’re going back up-stairs and letting Trish know.

>Let’s go check it out.

>I’ll check it out.

>Write-in?

>>47415342
>We’re going back up-stairs and letting Trish know.

>>47415342
>We’re going back up-stairs and letting Trish know.

>>47415342
>We’re going back up-stairs and letting Trish know.

>>47415342
>>We’re going back up-stairs and letting Trish know.
See if she has any wards or something.

Rolled 2, 2, 9, 10 = 23 (4d10)

Writing.

Rolling for Trish

>>47415567
2 out of 4 isn't so bad, right?

>>47415672
Same rolling rules Amy has, she just gets an extra dice.

“Right, first thing’s first, we’re telling Trish. Yuki nods and then you both move quickly back up the stairs (after you turned the stove off and put the food in the microwave).

“Trish! We’ve got a problem.” You yell as you slam her door open.

“Yeah, I know. Something tripped my wards again. But they’re not near us, they’re a street over.”

“You think we should take a look?” You ask your tiny Lord. She rubs her chin in thought for a moment.

>Yeah, we should check it out.

>No, it’s not our problem.

>Write-in?

>>47415756
>>Yeah, we should check it out.
Got an idea on where they are, maybe direction? Might be possible to sneak up on them.

>>47415756
>No, it’s not our problem.
Don't get the Hime involved.

>>47415756
>Yeah, we should check it out.
At least see what's going on and if it will affect us.

>>47415756
>Yeah, we should check it out.

Rolled 2, 4, 10, 4, 4, 2, 7 = 33 (7d10)

Writing.

Roll me another 3d10 I'll be rolling as well.

Rolled 6, 1, 3 = 10 (3d10)

>>47415946

Rolled 4, 10, 2 = 16 (3d10)

>>47415946

Third roll?

Rolled 5, 8, 8 = 21 (3d10)

>>47415946

>>47415962
>>47415969
>>47416092
Nice save on that last one.

I'm going way too slow tonight aren't I?

>>47416115
Nah man, you're good

>>47414451
Stir fry is easy and quick. Chop food, toss in oiled pan, cook, put on plate. Meatloaf takes time to bake.

>>47416115
a bit yeah, but I think the main problem is it has been a while since your last thread so people may have lost interest.

>>47416115
Tiny bit, It's a monday though.

>>47416132
>>47416135
>>47416138
>>47416147
Well thanks for showing up, you think I should run again tomorrow? Or would just doing it on friday be better?

>>47416200
Run again tomorrow.

>>47416200
Thanks for running man. I'm down for tomorrow but Friday might be better

>>47416200
I would like tomorrow, but Friday would be fine too.

>>47416200
I'll be here regardless of the day.

>>47416210
Ain't done yet, just asking a question (and buying time to I can shitpost elsewhere)

Writing now.

>>47416308
If you're going to QM, Please put time into it.
As they say, Do it right or don't do it at all.

“We should check it out.” She concludes after a few seconds of deliberation. “It may not be the same fae you were dealing with before, but it’s better to be safe than sorry.”

“Alright, but if we’re doing this we’re doing it quick and quiet.”

“That’d be a great plan, if we knew where they were rather than just an ambiguous area. No, we need to figure this out before we rush into it.” Trish replies to your assessment.

“If we wait too long they could escape, or just leave.” You shoot back. Trish gets another pensive look on her face, while Yuki’s ears start twitching again.

“They’re not moving yet, but I’m not sure how much longer they’ll be here.”

>Go now and move towards to the area quietly.

>Scy them out with (Trish and Amy roll)

>Write-in?

>>47416443
>Scy them out with (Trish and Amy roll)

>>47416200
Friday would be better for me, but tomorrow is fine. Also, I hope Amy remembered to turn off the stove.

>>47416443
>Scy them out with (Trish and Amy roll)

>>47416519
She did

Rolled 1, 2, 7, 6 = 16 (4d10)

Alrighty roll me a 3d10.

Rolled 10, 2, 4 = 16 (3d10)

>>47416611

Rolled 10, 6, 10 = 26 (3d10)

>>47416611

Rolled 4, 5, 5 = 14 (3d10)

>>47416611

>>47416623
damn it feels good to be gangster

>>47416623
Where do you store that luck anon? writing

You grumble in consent as Trish moves over to her desk and starts fiddling with some of the tools there. You move towards the window and close your eyes.

In

Out

In

Out

You enter the void and focus on the area around the house. You can feel the magic being used further down the street. You hone in on it with alarming alacrity. You can tell that the Fae is alone, and they’re…. Erecting something. It’s not like the domain you fought in, it’s more similar to Trish’s wards.

What could they be doing?

You open your eyes and look at Trish who seems to have completed her scrying as well.

“I only saw one, but they’re doing something to obscure me a bit, I couldn’t make anything out.”

“There’s only one, but they’re creating some sort of.. Well the best way to describe it would be ward. At least that’s what it felt like to me.” You say with a shrug. Yuki ears finally stop
twitching as she looks at the both of you.

“They’ve stopped what they’re doing. But they haven’t run off yet.”
>What do?

(Don't check it out, check it out, how are you going to do it, etc.)

check it out

>>47416811
Head in the general direction of the fae, but at like 3 "normal" teens as best as possible

>>47416811
check it out, be cautious

>>47416811
Alrighty let me help you guys out with some tactics for being sneaky.

>Use Yuki's glamour on all three of you to try and sneak up on the fae.

>Just use you and your cousin's supernatural relfexes and senses

>Other?

>>47417005
>Use Yuki's glamour on all three of you to try and sneak up on the fae.

>>47417005
>Use Yuki's glamour on all three of you to try and sneak up on the fae.

>>47417005
>Use Yuki's glamour on all three of you to try and sneak up on the fae.

Rolled 4, 8, 10 = 22 (3d10)

Alrighty, I'll roll for Yuki and then Trish while you guys give a 3d10 roll.

Rolled 6, 2, 5, 1 = 14 (4d10)

And Trish

Rolled 2, 8, 10 = 20 (3d10)

>>47417153

Rolled 4, 5, 4 = 13 (3d10)

>>47417153

Rolled 6, 4, 5 = 15 (3d10)

>>47417153

>>47417172
Hime-sama is not very sneaky.

>>47417153
>>47417210
Cousins indeed. Nice batch of rolling.

Writing.

Rolled 7, 7, 1, 2, 1, 5, 5 = 28 (7d10)

“Yuki, do you think you can recreate that glamour you had on yourself for all three of us?” Trish asks her.

“I’ve never done it before, I can give it a shot.” She replies, surprisingly earnest “Be sure to, like, tell me if you feel off or anything afterwards. I don’t want to make you guys sick.” She tells you both, before she claps her hands and closes her eyes. She almost looks like she’s praying….
All of a sudden the world twists and bends, and then it stops just as quickly.

“Ugh, it feels like my heads behind glass. Everything is all blurry.” Trish complains, she’s not wrong, everything is kind of blurry and un-focused.

“Sorry, but that’s what it’s like for me too.” Yuki says.

“Ain’t a big deal, we just need to hurry.” You tell them both.
All three of you slip out the front door as silently as possible. The fae is at the end of the street, facing a small cottage-like house. The three of you creep closer to him? Yep, definitely a male, you can clearly see masculine features on this one. At about 20 feet away you can just make out that he’s wearing a Titania’s Silence jacket. You don’t get a chance to move closer though, as you were creeping up Trish tripped up and cursed under her breath. It was incredibly quiet, but the fae heard her anyway. He stops his, whatever he was doing and looks around. He can’t see you, that much is certain, but then he takes a deep breath.


>qm rolling

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Scrounging the web for lady Oni art. Really hard to find stuff that isn't porn.At least stuff that hasn't been posted before.

>>47417530
He just missed his DC

>>47417539
That ain't an Oni

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>>47417583
It's hard... Can I just post a few fighting lady pics?

>>47417530

Annnnnd???? Nothing, he turns back towards the house and raises his hand again. Damn your cousin does good work, the only problem now is, you’re not sure what to do here, and you can’t confer with Yuki or Trish this close.

>Move back out of his hearing range and figure out what to do.

>Take the risk and try to converse here.

>Write-in?

>>47417661
>Move back out of his hearing range and figure out what to do.

>>47417661
>>Move back out of his hearing range and figure out what to do.

Yeah I can't think of anything else besides maybe rushing him and knocking the elf out and taking him to a dark place to keep him out of the way. That seems like a stupidly hard DC so I'm just not gonna.

Roll me 3d10 again please.

DC is 6 to sneak away.

Rolled 2, 6, 7 = 15 (3d10)

>>47417817

Rolled 9, 8, 1 = 18 (3d10)

>>47417817

Rolled 2, 4, 4 = 10 (3d10)

>>47417817
I can still crit fail this!

>>47417913
You did, lucky no one else did.

>>47417913
Critfails don't override.

>>47417965
I was going for the ol classic situation of 1,1,1's. A general fail isn't an override I know.

>>47418051
That still wouldn't have overridden.

You motion for the others to fall back, and all three of you manage to sneak away undetected. At about 100 yards away you finally speak up.

“I’m not sure what he’s doing, but I don’t like it. It’s pretty suspicious.”

“Well I’m not convinced he’s doing anything malicious, so I say we leave him be.” Trish says, to your disappointment.

"He’s moved into the house, I can’t tell what he’s doing though”. Yuki says after a moment. Hmmm what to do what to do? You can’t say you planned for your evening to go like this, but you’re starting to enjoy it now. You fight back a wolf-like grin, you really hope that Trish will let you have some real fun tonight.

And that's it for tonight! Thanks everybody for coming out and participating. The archive and my twitter are up near the top of the thread.

The next thread should be tomorrow, maybe a bit earlier than usual.

I'll stick around a while to shoot the shit.

>>47418183
Thanks for running.

>>47418183
Thanks for running Strike!

>>47418204
>>47418220
Thanks for showing up, sorry about my flakiness. Last week and the week before weren't conducive to questing at all.

>>47418239
No worries, Strike, see you later.

>>47418680
Thanks man, have a good one.

>>47418183
FUCK I missed this. WIll be here tomorrow

>>47419264

No worries