>>47389604
Fuck, I keep forgetting the archive.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=GuP:LGA2%20Quest

>>47389604
> “No, I got work.”
Will we get the 4th off?

>>47389693
The 4th is a match day.

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>>47389604
> “I’ll humor you, but only for today.” (SPEND VACATION DAY: 5)

Cuddles is a lizard?

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>>47389707
He's a ball python, the cutest snek.

>>47389604
> “No, I got work.”

>She wears only a blouse and her black thigh highs, apparently eager. "
So no pantsu? How lewd schteel.

>>47389604
>> “No, I got work.”

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>>47389604
>“No, I got work.”

No fun in the Elodie zone!

>>47389604
>> “I’ll humor you, but only for today.” (SPEND VACATION DAY: 5)
What is Denise gonna do?

We should promise to do something after work though. Lest we prove them right that we can't have fun.

>>47389937
A fair compromise.

>>47389937
Sounds like a plan. Might even try to grab an easier workload today, to make the day a half-vacation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN00QvF8RnQ

YOOOOOOOO

the abridged guy isnt dead

>>47389937
So should we add that as?
>Other:promise to do something after work.

> “No, I got work.”

“None,” you say. She frowns. “I got work today. But listen, if I get off early, we can do something maybe.” She smiles happily. “Just nothing too… exciting.” You try to crawl out of bed. “Now get outta my way, I gotta get dressed.”

She whistles to you. “Remember!” You turn around to see her holding up her dog collar and dog ears.

“I’d rather not.”

-

-

Denise places a mug of coffee on your desk as she sweeps the place with a feather duster. “Black just how you like it,” she says. Excellent. You take a sip of it and lean back in your chair. Aaaaah, this is the life, your own office, your own secretary, a room with a view. You smile a little. This is what the others are missing out on.

There’s a ping at your computer. Ah, today’s jobs. And a message!

> Note: Will upgrade your computers today. Stand by. – IT

> LOGISTICS: Approval of item requests (EASY)
> LOGISTICS: Mail Room oversight (HARD)
> LOGISTICS: Coordination of Work Shifts in Loading Dock 6 (HARD)

>>47390088
> LOGISTICS: Approval of item requests (EASY)

Spend the free time with Denden

>>47390088
>> LOGISTICS: Approval of item requests (EASY)
As I said, let's grab the easy one.

>>47390088
> LOGISTICS: Mail Room oversight (HARD)
Sounds fun!

>>47390118
>Denden

>>47390124
best girl

>>47390088
>LOGISTICS: Approval of item requests (EASY)

Understanding all levels of logistics is good. Also it may get us an idea about smuggling. Odd requests may lead to clues!

>>47390088
> LOGISTICS: Approval of item requests (EASY)

>>47390088
>> LOGISTICS: Mail Room oversight (HARD)

>>47390088
>LOGISTICS: Approval of item requests (EASY)

Where's that gif of Subaru groping Teana when I need it?

> LOGISTICS: Approval of item requests (EASY)

-

-

Denise drops a stack of requests on your desk. “Since the student council is out of work for the summer, they’ve diverted requests for items and materiel onto Logistics officers. This is your batch.” Hm, only about 50 pages, not too bad. “Block Officer Hatteberg told me to tell you not to approve anything too expensive.”

“Alright, don’t worry!” You hold up your hand, smiling at her. “I know how to stretch money.” You take your DENIED Stamp and pull out the first page. Ah, a new set of tools? 100 dollars?

…

“Denise,” you say. “A good set of tools is about a hundred dollars, right?”

Denise frowns. “Actually, a good set of tools, ratchets, wrenches, hammers, screwdrivers, everything, is about 700 at the lowest.”

You blink.

> APPROVED

“Okay…” You take one good look at this page. “Naval Studies Rescue, this one was made by Regina Taney actually.”

“What is it?” asks Denise.

“They’re requesting a second plane to compliment their aging PBY Catalina. They want to buy this used Grumman G-21 Goose and modify it for rescue services for about 15k.” You press your lips together. That’s definitely expensive.

Denise blinks. “Well, you’ve got the stamps, I’m just your lovely little secretary!” She turns around, not having any part of this. She shakes her hips and wiggles her bottom as she continues to clean the office.

> Approve
> Deny

>>47390517
>> Approve

Just approve everything, it ain't our money

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>>47390517
>Approve
Denise sure knows how to bend. Not that Elo will notice.

>>47390517
> Deny

Message them to re-apply once the council is back in session. That's a big chunk of cash, but it may have value.

>>47390517
> Approve

>>47390517
>>47390557
backing

>>47390517
> Approve

>She shakes her hips and wiggles her bottom as she continues to clean the office.
Denise a best, best!

>>47390517
>>47390557
Sounds good.

>>47390625
Anon pls, Winona was much lewder earlier on.

>>47390654
yes but she isnt denise

why not both?

>>47390517
>>47390557
this.

>>47390663
>going full Trude
Elodie doesn't have the charisma for that.

>>47390517
>> Deny

>>47390681
Not yet she doesn't. Gotta start somewhere.

>>47390681
massive tits though

>>47390746
Exactly. You think anyone would want to share them!?

> Deny

As much as it pains you to do it, you slam it with the DENY stamp.

> DENIED

Maybe they’ll raise the money for it later by themselves. What else do you have? Next page. Money to renovate the screens in the Loading Dock which tell what ships are arriving at what time and what cargo is being transferred. And only for 1k?

Eh.

> APPROVED

Let’s see, 20k for the construction of a-

> DENIED

Yeah, no.

-

-

Lunch break. You actually got through that all rather quickly. While you eat the Chicken sandwich Denise brought you from the kitchen, you sit back in your chair and wait. There’s a knock at the door. “IT!” Denise gets up and answers it, and there stands a few girls with incredibly thick glasses and unflattering uniforms. “Hello!” They wheel in a new computer for you. “We are here to update your computers!”

“Oh, great, I-“ You stand up, and see what exactly they’re upgrading you to.

…

“What is this?” you ask.

“You’re being upgraded to Windows 95,” she says. She places the big white monitor on your desk, smiling.

“But… that’s-“ You blink. The IT girls all stare at you, as if not really aware they’re only upgrading you by a few years instead of up to 2015.

> “Fine.”
> “Go back and get me a better computer.”
> Other

>>47390787
> “Fine.”
If it works, it works.

>>47390787
> “Go back and get me a better computer.”
But not 10. Or 8. Maybe just grab Linux or something.

>>47390787
>"Fine."
Ah the tech world. Where everyone around you is up to date, but everything you work with isn't.

Sure hope Regina doesn't take it personally. I am sure if we explain ourselves it will be okay, right?

>>47390787
>> “Go back and get me a better computer.”
I can't help but suspect that someone is playing silly buggers with us.

>>47390787
>“Fine.”
Sure, let's roll with it.

>>47390787
>> “Fine.”

What was the original model?

>>47390787
>“Fine.”
>Windows 95
Suddenly nostalgia. I FUCKING NOSTALGIA REEEEEEEEE

>>47390787
>Other
Is this some kind of prank you play on new officers?

>>47390787
> Other

Given that its still out of date, is it necessary? What would be the advantage?

If there's no reason to "update" to another outdated system, then tell them to save student council money and leave our computer as is.

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>>47390881
A Macintosh LC from the early 90s.

>>47390881
An ancient Apple MacIntosh.

>>47390922
>Windows 95
>>47390923
Ah, Sorry I'm just looking this up so I'm a bit lost, we're only changing operating systems and not the computer themselves?

>>47390904
>>47390922
I don't evcen know how those antiques would even still be operational, much less useful. You can't even run a basic current mail client that works with current mail servers on them.

I'm rather surprised Elodie spent 1k without breaking a sweat.

> “Fine.”

You sigh. “Fine, get it over with.” The girls quickly start assembling the new (of sorts) computer to their specification. So, an ancient pile of junk to replace another ancient pile of junk. Maybe if it were Windows XP, MAYBE, but 95? Jeez.

There’s another knock at your door. “It’s open.” Opening the door now is another Naval Studies Officer.

“I’m here to collect the approvals,” she says. Oh. You hand her the stack of papers, and she starts filing through them. Then she takes a look at your computer. “Oh, sweet, you’re getting an upgrade?” You shrug. Of sorts. “I’ve been demanding Hatteberg upgrade the block from 95 to XP for months, she has no idea how computers work you know.”

“Really?” you ask.

“Yeah, one time she was sick and the internet was down, she thought she’d come down with internet connectivity problems,” she says quickly. “Ha! Anyway, have a nice day, Lieutenant.” And with that, she leaves.

Well, that explains quite a bit actually.

“There you go!” says the IT crew. “Your new computer! Don’t break it.” They immediately leave without another word.

Hmph, IT people, so anti-sociable.

You check your watch. That was incredibly easy work, and you still have two hours left on your shift. Hm.

> See if you can’t find more work to do.
> Goof off with Denise a bit.
> Knock out early.
> Other

>>47391100
> Knock out early.
We DID say we might be able to.

>>47391100
>> See if you can’t find more work to do.

>>47391100
> Goof off with Denise a bit.

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Why are these threads still not in /qst/?

>>47391100
>> Knock out early.

>>47391100
>See if you can’t find more work to do.
Our job, we must do it!

>>47391100
> See if you can’t find more work to do.

>>47391100
> See if you can’t find more work to do.
But try not to get into something major.

You know, time wasting stuff. Clean your inbox, memorize layout of the office, check your inbox, get a coffee, check your inbox, empty the recycle bin, check your inbox.

>>47391128
mods dont care ay

>>47391100
>Goof off with Denise a bit.
Face it, you aren't getting anything done with W95.

>>47391100
>Hmph, IT people, so anti-sociable.
We're perfectly sociable, but users are not friends.

> See if you can’t find more work to do.

“Denise.” You fold your arms. “I need something to do for the next two hours, what haven’t you done?”

Denise blinks, then rubs her chin. “Um… Ah!” She snaps her fingers, then bends down underneath her desk. Her ass hangs up in the air as she tries to fish something out from beneath. “Uh… Aha!” She pulls out a mini-vacuum cleaner. “I haven’t vacuumed!”

“Good!” You swipe it from her. “I’ll vacuum. You sort through my files and make sure everything is up to date.” She salutes you, then hurries over to the filing cabinet. You turn on the vacuum and start cleaning the fuck out of your office.

Might as well waste time by being productive in a time consuming type of way.

-

-

Two hours later and your office is clean spic and span. You smile, as does Denise as the two of you stand there in awe. You swear you could see the walls shine, even though their paint is chipping away. Ha! It’s great having an office!

Denise checks her watch. “Well, ma’am, it’s time to clock out. Do you want me to drive you somewhere?”

> Embark on a Subquest (Which?)
> Head to wherever Winona is right now
> Call Someone to Hang Out (Who?)
> Other

>>47391450
> Head to wherever Winona is right now
Let's hang with Winona for today.

>>47391450
>> Head to wherever Winona is right now

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>>47391450
>Head to wherever Winona is right now

>Her ass hangs up in the air as she tries to fish something out from beneath
>Elodie's face

>>47391450
>http://pastebin.com/ziMsX6th
Quick question so, I got a Need side quest is done? or only one objective of it is done?

>>47391450
>> Head to wherever Winona is right now
We did promise

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>>47391535
It's done for now, I'm just terrible at managing subquests.

>>47391450
>> Embark on a Subquest (
> “If Adventure has a name…”

>>47391582
So did we give away the loot we found on the tank? or are we still planning on selling it?

Also German, has there been any changes in the shop for tank parts?

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>>47391450
>Head to wherever Winona is right now

we made a promise

>>47391582
Just move (COMPLETED) next to the sub quest title. We can see its status at a glance.

>>47391645
The loot's sitting with the tank for now.

Also, I'll actually finally get around to updating the shop at some point by next weekend, I've been slacking on that.

>>47391712
It's fine it's not as if anyone is interested in buying stuff.

>>47391581
>>47391674
Didn't we break a promise by not helping scavenger girl out?

or prevent her from selling stuff?

>>47391450
> Call Someone to Hang Out (Who?)

Stack

> Head to wherever Winona is right now

-

-

You find Winona at the park by the lake, sunbathing while Cuddles wanders around in his portable terrarium out in the sun a few feet from her. Denise pulls the Kettenkrad around, and Winona raises her hand. “Hey, hey!”

“Hey there,” you say as you dismount. Winona is resting back on a towel, wearing a blue bikini this time. Her legs are bare, but do have the noticeable sheen of sun tan oil on them, as does her midriff and her arms. Sunglasses lie over her eyes. “Enjoying the sun?”

“Yeppers,” she says. “You ever go to Jersey Shore and do this?”

“No, Jersey Shore is trash,” you say. “So this is your idea of fun, just laying out here in the sun?”

“Well, if you brought your bathing suit you could have some fun down in the lake,” she says. You do see a few girls happily swimming or boating in the lake. “But yeah, I’m just building up a tan, I’m up for whatever you want to do.” She points to her dufflebag nearby. “Oh yeah, I bought you a bathing suit just in case.”

“… it’s not a bikini is it?” you ask.

“It’s a bikini,” she says with a smirk. She pulls down her sunglasses, winking at you. “Black.”

> Suntan with Winona
> “I feel like walking around, how about that?”
> Go swimming, but not too far, you’re not that good at swimming just yet.
> Other

>>47391853
> Other
What is with you and sexually harassing me.

>>47391853
>> Go swimming, but not too far, you’re not that good at swimming just yet.

>>47391853
>>> Embark on a Subquest (
>> “If Adventure has a name…”

>>47391853
> Go swimming, but not too far, you’re not that good at swimming just yet.
Wooo swimming

>>47391795
> Go swimming, but not too far, you’re not that good at swimming just yet.

>>47391853
> Go swimming, but not too far, you’re not that good at swimming just yet.

>>47391853
> Go swimming, but not too far, you’re not that good at swimming just yet.

> Go swimming, but not too far, you’re not that good at swimming just yet.

-

-

After trying to adjust to wearing a bikini with side-tie panties, you decide to go for a good swim in the clear waters of Lake de Grasse, same lake that they found Cupid in in fact. Winona decides to join you happily, while Denise sits on the shore besides Cuddles. “Is Denise gonna be okay?” asks Winona.

You wave to Denise. “Are you alright by yourself!?”

“Yeah!” she yells back. “Go on, have fun!”

You smile at Winona. “She’s a real trooper.”

“I should get her a swimsuit of her own,” says Winona. “Come on! Let’s see who can swim out the furthest!”

“Oh, Winon.” You shake your head. “Wait, wait, wait. You know I don’t swim very well. I mean- I can swim, I just don’t really want to do that.” Winona scratches her chin, thinking it over.

“I guess what you need is a splash!” She splashes some water in your face. “Ha! Later!” She tries to run away, but you quickly get after her. That little bitch! You splash more water at her. “Ah! Wait! No, no!” She trips and falls right in, soaking her to the bone. You slide on the smooth sands beneath the water behind her and give the water a big whip. The water goes splashing across her face. “Ah! Son of a-“

“Don’t talk the talk if you can’t walk the walk,” you say. She giggles happily, immediately grabbing your legs. “Hey, I didn’t say you could do that! Get off!” She laughs as she hangs onto you while you try to shake her away.

“Having fun yet!?” she asks.

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

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>>47391853
> “I feel like walking around, how about that?”

Win-Win can show off that bikini booty

Swimming is too embarrassing and scary

>>47392260
>anger

>>47392260
>> angry

>>47392260
>Boast

Dunk her

>>47392260
>GLUB GLUB GLUB

>>47392260
>PANIC

>>47392260
>Boast
You're not big enough.

>>47392260
>> Boast

uh guys, this is happy time, where is all this anger/panic/bullying coming from?

>>47392260
>Boast
Hubiris is always one of Ellie's falls. Why not?

>>47392460
Elodie is a private person. Quiet and introverted. Winonna is very outgoing and gregarious.

Its all a bit much for Elodie.

>>47392460
the drowning

>>47392260
> Neutral

> Boast

“Not yet!” You shake Winona off right into the water. She lands on her backside, laughing. But then you quickly pick her up and dunk her right into the water.

She leaps back up, taking a deep breath in. “Whoooooaaahoho! You’re stronger than I thought!”

“There’s a lot more where that came from!” The two of you keep splashing and throwing water at each other, happy to playfight until your arms and legs give out.

-

-

“Dinner!” The two of you are pooped. And thankfully Denise was nice enough to grab some hot dogs for the two of you to eat. Hot dogs with some relish and mustard, excellent. No ketchup, ketchup does not belong on a hot dog. You bite down and take a sweet bite of it. Ooohhh. Winona as well is taking in the delight of a nice hot dog on a hot summer’s day by the lake. Denise as well too was eating up her own hot dog.

And as for Cuddles, he was busy snacking on a mouse from the hip.

“See, this is fun, Ellie! Getting out, doing things with people!” says Winona. “That’s good, right?”

“It’s okay, I guess,” you say.

Winona giggles a little. “God, you’re so cold hearted.”

“I am not cold hearted, I just-“ You stop yourself. How do you sum this up? “I don’t have fun the way you guys do, okay?”

“Hmph.” She snaps her fingers. “After this, wanna see what those boys are doing at the baseball field?” What? You turn your head to the baseball field, and see the KDH Skycraft team boys grouping up to have an impromptu game of baseball. Nice day out, only weather to play that sport you suppose. “Come on, you can strut your stuff, see how many boys you can get to blush.”

> “You can go, I’ll stay right here.”
> “Hell no. I’m not letting a bunch of lecherous boys see me in a swimsuit. I barely let you do it.”
> “Meeeeh, fine.”
> Other

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>>47392831
>> “Hell no. I’m not letting a bunch of lecherous boys see me in a swimsuit. I barely let you do it.”

>>47392831
> “Hell no. I’m not letting a bunch of lecherous boys see me in a swimsuit. I barely let you do it.”

>>47392831
> “Hell no. I’m not letting a bunch of lecherous boys see me in a swimsuit. I barely let you do it...but, I'm sure as hell not letting you go over there alone.”

>>47392831
> “You can go, I’ll stay right here.”

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>>47392831
> “Hell no. I’m not letting a bunch of lecherous boys see me in a swimsuit. I barely let you do it.”

We are not for lewds

>>47392831
> “You can go, I’ll stay right here.”

DO we have some sort of fear of men?

>>47393118
Ellie is a very straight-laced teenage girl with enormous breasts. So, kinda?

>>47392831
> “Hell no. I’m not letting a bunch of lecherous boys see me in a swimsuit. I barely let you do it.”

>>47393136
It's just that i feel that if its for other girls we'll jump at the chance but for boys we avoid them like the plague unless plot relevant

> “Hell no. I’m not letting a bunch of lecherous boys see me in a swimsuit. I barely let you do it.”

“Awwww…” Winona hugs you, grinning. “Is my little Ellie shy?”

“Back in Middle School, I was the first girl to grow out my breasts and they really grew out. Boys tended to stare,” you explain.

Winona giggles. “For good reason.”

“This is serious,” you say.

“Oh, fine, we won’t go.” She grumbles a little. And thank God, you are not going to show yourself off like some showroom whore to a bunch of boys playing around in the dirt. Ugh, it’s so savage, primal even.

“Hey, you two!” You look over to see Stack walking up, wearing short shorts of her own, along with a tank top and a vest. “What are y’all up to?”

“We were just lounging.” Winona rubs her cheek against yours. “Playing.” You push her away, pouting angrily at her. “What are you here for Stack?”

Stack grins. “There’s a bass the size of Texas in this lake and I’m gonna go fish it. Y’all want to join in?”

> “Sure!”
> “No thanks.”
> Other

>>47393343
> “Sure!”

>>47393343
>> “No thanks.”
I rather do something productive i guess.

>>47393343
> “Sure!”

>>47393343
>> “Sure!”
WITH A TANK ROUND

>>47393343
>Sure!
FIIIIIIIISH!

>>47393343
>“Sure!”

Do we get to wear those neat boots that go up to your nipples?

>>47393343
>other
Make winona get in the lake and fish for it with her bare hands

>>47393343
>“Sure!”
"Make sure to fish me a guitar."

> “Sure!”

-

-

After agreeing to go fish with Stack, the four (well five including Cuddles) took a small boat out onto the lake and borrowed some of Stack’s fishing rods. “So, Stack. Have you been fishing a lot?” asks Winona as she holds one of the rods.

“Ah, it can’t be that hard!” She casts her line a decent distance away, and it goes plop into the water. “See, that’s how you cast a line!”

“Just make sure you don’t hook our swimsuits,” you say. “We don’t want a fashion malfunction with those boys out on the baseball field.”

Stack scoffs. “Please, if they saw me, they’d run off on account of not wanting to be seen as a kiddy diddler.” That- … that’s actually not too far off of an idea. Denise hurls her line out, and it splashes away into the water. “Nice one, Denise!”

“I go fishing a lot, it’s just natural,” says Denise.

“Tell you what, first girl to catch something gets a free kiss from me,” says Stack. Denise blushes, then immediately starts paying hard attention to her line. You gently throw your line out there. Honestly, you’re just here for the company and the fun, not to catch a fish. You wouldn’t even know how.

Winona looks over. “Stack, you’re not one of those people who think fish can hear everything, right?”

“Pfft, no,” says Stack.

> Casual talk
> Talk tanks
> Pay close attention to the line
> Other

>>47393796
> Talk tanks
TONKS

>>47393796
> Talk tanks
Either of you wanting anything put in/on Olly?
Denise, any aesthetic paintjob ideas?

>>47393796
>Casual talk
denise obviously wants a kiss, don't take that away from her by catching something

>>47393796
> Talk tanks

Upgrades, who is our next match?

>>47393796
> Casual talk

>>47392831
>No ketchup, ketchup does not belong on a hot dog.
YOU ARE WRONG AND SHOULD FEEL BAD

>>47393796

I agree with this Anon >>47393838

>>47393918
>wanting ketchup on a hot dog
ketchup is the lowest tier topping on dogs
I'd rather have a hot dog that got used as a sex toy than a dog with ketchup

>>47393945
what's wrong with ketchup on hot dogs

t. brit

>>47393918
If you want to cover up the flavor of a cheap garbage dog, go ahead.

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>>47393796
>they’d run off on account of not wanting to be seen as a kiddy diddler

Now you have me intrigued

>>47393838
why paintjobs, you do remember girls und panzer

>>47394019
decals or something

Ketchup

on

steak

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>>47393838
>any aesthetic paintjob ideas

A E S T H E T I C?

>>47394136
Note to self: do NOT let /mu/ paint any of our tanks.

is elodie for dating a boy or for public use by girls?

>>47394236
Both.

>>47394236
neither

> Talk tanks

“Stack, I was talking to Griselda earlier this week,” you say.

“Ooooh, your girlfriend?” Stack leans close, smirking. You push her away, frowning. “What’d she say?”

“We were talking about our favorite tanks.” You look over. “What’s yours?”

“No question, the Panzer IV,” she says. “Ergonomically balanced, very good ride, solid armament that can handle almost everything, it’s great. I love the workhorses. StuG comes a close second I guess, lack of the turret doesn’t help. And personal favorite on the basis of it looking cute, I really love the Char B1.”

“Really?” Winona looks over.

“Yeah, it’s cute,” says Stack. “What, you gotta have a tank that you think is cute above everything else.”

Winona scratches her chin. “I think the S35 looks cute.”

“See! Now that I think about it, a lot of people I know think French tanks are cute,” says Stack. “Honestly!” There’s a tug on Stack’s line. “Oooh! I got something!” You all look over, and see her standing up in the boat.

Denise hangs on. “Ooh, careful, Stack! You might capsize-“

“COME HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH, I GOT YOU NOW!” Stack screams all over the lake, drawing a few eyes. “YOU’RE GONNA HANG ON MY WALL YOU SCALY FUCK!”

“Stack, please,” you say. Suddenly, the line tugs too hard, and she immediately falls in, splashing water into the boat. Well, that was expected.

She pokes her head up, groaning, holding her rod up. “Lost the line,” she mopes. She tosses the rod in and climbs back in.

You sigh, smirking a little. Way to go, Stack.

Suddenly, there’s a tug at your line.

> Be gentle
> Roughly pull
> Call for help
> Other

>>47394331
>Be gentle

>>47394331
> Be gentle
Iyaahn~

>>47394331
> Be gentle

>>47394331
> Be gentle

Easy does it

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How about this as a decal?

>>47394465
what

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>>47394465
oops

>>47394331
> Be gentle

>>47394483
Shit

>>47394331
>Roughly pull
This is a metaphor

>>47394510
:c

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>>47394483
Neat

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>>47394483
Improved

>>47394483
I can't tell, what is this supposed to be?

>>47394575
Roundhead helmet
(Oliver Cromwell)

>>47394580
Okay, and what is the connection to Cromwell? Cause I have never seen it before.

>>47394628
English Civil War, Oliver Cromwell led the Parlimentarians. His army was nicknamed the Roundheads because of the helmets they wore.

>>47394628
>inb4 The Ballad of Oliver Cromwell

>>47394640
I know who Cromwell was, but I had never seen that helmet design or heard that nickname. You learn something new everyday I guess.

>>47393211
This is just down to the fact that anons on /tg/ want yuri not normie relationships. Plus we're saving ourselves for Jeep Jockey.

> Be gentle

You quietly start reeling it in. You have to tease the little baby in, no pressure, he has to be tricked into being fished. That is how fishing works in your mind! Stack, Winona, and Denise hang over your shoulders, realizing you have a bite too. “Carefully now, Ellie,” says Stack. She places her wet hand on your shoulder, making you shiver a little.

Careful now. The line whirs as you reel it in, closer and closer. Suddenly he starts pulling away. You pull back, not too hard, not too hard. You gotta love it, just love it. Winona bites her lip, crossing her fingers. “Come on, come on!”

Closer, closer…

It breaches the water, flopping around and slapping the hell out of the boat. “There!” Stack pulls it into a net where you catch it. “Whoa, look at the size of that thing!”

“H-…” You see it flopping around in the net, in awe of it. “How big is it?”

“It has to be at least 20 pounds!” says Stack. “Nice work, Ellie! You caught yourself a real nice looking trout!” You almost feel sorry for it. But wow, you caught a fish, on your first try too!

> “Looks like we’re having fish for dinner.”
> “Let it go, Stack.”
> Other

>>47394875
>> “Looks like we’re having fish for dinner.”
>Take a picture before cooking it.

>>47394875
>“Looks like we’re having fish for dinner.”

fresh fish for dinner. best dinner ever.

>>47394875
fish din dins

>>47394875
>> “Let it go, Stack.”
RELEASE THE FISHY!

>>47394896
I support this.

>>47394875
>>47394896
this is good

>>47394875
> “Looks like we’re having fish for dinner.”
RIP fish I guess

>>47394984
Ellie...why....its your baby....

is it weird i feel sorry for a fictional fish?

>>47395081
Yeah, a little bit.

>>47395081
Did you lose a pet fish as a kid?

>>47395112
goldfish? and a a few turtles, a raccoon ate one.

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>>47394875
>“Looks like we’re having fish for dinner.”

>tfw former fish tank owner
>tfw one of the very many fish I had throughout my life ended up belly up

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>>47395081
>>47395086
>>47395112
>>47395156
>>47395158
I had plenty of fish as a kid, they tended not to last very long.

RIP Mickey, your side markings that looked like Mickey Mouse were badass

>>47395187
I'm sure he had a good life.
Goodnight Schteel, keep on being lewd.

>>47395187
Oh that is a lovely Winona. Is that new?

> “Looks like we’re having fish for dinner.”

-

-

As the sun starts to set on the day, you bite down on the cuts of meat that one trout gave to you. Rest in Peace, Mike the Trout, you’re going to have good life in your stomach. Fish sandwiches are made a plenty, with the leftovers being saved on Denise’s Kettenkrad in the back where she’ll hopefully cook up more. “Mmm, this is a good fish you caught, Ellie,” says Stack.

“Thanks,” you say. Winona and Denise happily dine along with you. “You all have fun today?”

“Yep!” they both say.

“Oh?” Stack tilts her head. “Is the No Fun Allowed Bot having some fun now?” OH HA HA.

“Very funny,” you say. “Yes, I am deciding to have a different kind of fun for today. No studying, no reading, just going outside and having fun with some friends.” Admittedly, you didn’t have many friends back in Middle School it wasn’t like you couldn’t go outside. You just didn’t have friends to play with. Now that you do though, things couldn’t be better. “Sorry you didn’t get a fish though, Stack.”

“Ah, there are other fish in the sea,” she says.

Denise smiles. “So, what are you guys doing for July 4th?”

“July 4th?” You blink.

… that’s on a match day. Ah fuck. Winona and Stack know that too. Dang it.

> “We’ll do stuff on the 3rd.”
> “We’ll bring fireworks with our kit and hope the Judges pass it.”
> “We’ll do tank stuff.”
> Other

>>47394649
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AWIhJ-Ac7Sc

>>47395291
>> “We’ll bring fireworks with our kit and hope the Judges pass it.”
>> “We’ll do tank stuff.”

>>47395291
>“We’ll bring fireworks with our kit and hope the Judges pass it.”

Or they won't and we'll light them up afterwords

>>47395291
>"We'll do lewd stuff."

>>47395291
>We'll do stuff on the 3rd
Good day for a day off...

>We'll do tank stuff
And then after the match.
>Midway and fair games?

>>47395291
> “We’ll bring fireworks with our kit and hope the Judges pass it.”

>>47395291
>> “We’ll do tank stuff.”
>> Other
Can we please get the enemy roster?

>>47395481
from who?

I don't schteel-tan is a little girl in the scene.

>>47395501
Of course not, if there was a Schteel-tan then we'd just waifu her.

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>>47395518
I'm not a waifu

>>47395501
I'm sure someone in our group is in the know since we know the team name and the internet is a thing.

Or have Griselda pop up because reasons.

>>47395534
If you were a little girl you certainly would be.

>>47395534
not you, you lewd writing avatar is! You man, you no waifu.

>>47395534
Yet

>>47395315
That's what I get for posting from my phone without checking if it's actually right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwiztVCnjY0

>>47395534
I thought the baseball girl or griselda was your proxy.

> “We’ll bring fireworks with our kit and hope the Judges pass it.”

“We’ll just bring fireworks with our kit and hope the Judges pass it,” you explain. “I mean, they allow rocket artillery in NATO matches now, maybe we can pass it off as that.”

“Yeah, I hear George Washington is actually trying to acquire some rockets arty too,” says Winona. “That’ll be mean stuff to face in the future.” Definitely. Hopefully they won’t be too competent of a team. You had enough trouble facing Heinlein. Who knows what’ll happen if you face a surprise contender.

“Still, this fish sandwich is good,” says Stack. “Denise, I’m gonna steal some of your leftovers.”

“That’s fine!” Denise happily pulls over a dry pouch of fish meat. “Here you go!” Stack grins, taking it for herself.

-

-

“Welp, later guys!” Stack holds her fishing rods over her shoulder, giving you all thumbs up. “See you all in the morning. Don’t stay up too late!” And with that, she leaves, walking away with a swagger to her hips and a bounce in her step.

Winona smiles at you and Denise. “Yeah, it is getting late. Want to head back to the dorms? Have a little bedroom fun to end the day?”

> Visit someone (Who?)
> Head back to the dorms
> Keep wandering around
> Other

>>47395811
> Head back to the dorms
TIME FOR LEWDS! I MEAN SHOWER TIMES

>>47395811
>Head back to the dorms

>>47395811
>Keep wandering around

Lets just explore the grounds. Get a feel for the school

>Have a little bedroom fun to end the day?”

Win-Win! Phrasing!

>>47395811
>Keep wandering around.
Never know what might happen!

>>47395811
>> Head back to the dorms

>>47395811
>> Keep wandering around
Can we do some research on the list of tanks that they have?

>>47395811
> Keep wandering around

>>47395811
>> Keep wandering around
>> Other
bring fish sandwiches to the gris-gris

>>47395811
>Keep wandering around
In a pinch, a dark alley can serve as a bedroom.

Also Stack owes us a kiss.

> Keep wandering around

You and Winona sit on the back of the Kettenkrad. Cuddles has been loaded up as well for safety. “Man.” As darkness falls on LGA, the stars come out in full force. You and Winona look up at the lights above you. The galaxy is right there above you. “Hard to believe the old sailors used the stars to navigate.”

“Well, the stars were the only things that were distinct in the ocean,” you say. “The north star up there, the constellations, all of them.”

“Yeah.” Winona smiles a little. “Makes me glad I chose to be Naval Studies.”

Sort of makes you glad too.

As you continue on the sleeping streets of LGA, you and Winona keep looking up at the stars, dazzled by how bright they are. They didn’t seem so in the city. This is probably your first real time looking at them.

However, the moment is stopped when Denise slows to a stop. You all look over to see Griselda-…

You blink. “Griselda?”

She stands at a street corner, dressed in a very fabulous and frilly pink dress which accentuates her hips and her chest, with a white cape around her shoulders, and an umbrella to serve as shade. Her face has been done up with quite a bit of make up, but not in a trashy way, more in a genuinely beautiful kind of way. But the way her eyes stare forward into space, it’s clear that Griselda is not having a good time. “Um.” Denise blinks. “Griselda?”

She sighs. “I was over at the Etiquette Club’s clubhouse today. The topic wandered over from leadership to fashion.” She motions down to her dress. “This resulted.”

Winona smiles. “Well, you look cute.”

“Why are you out here like that?” you say.

“I don’t know,” she says. “But I have the sudden urge to tell you that you girls need to stop showing your bodies off with those skimpy swimsuits. Ladies don’t do that,” she mutters.

> “Wanna come with us to our dorm?”
> “Denise, how about we drive Griselda home?”
> Other

>>47396351
>“Wanna come with us to our dorm?”
"These swimsuits were the skimpiest the prude of Winona had."

>>47396351
>“Denise, how about we drive Griselda home?”

Also agree that the swimsuits are too skimpy

>>47396351
>> “Wanna come with us to our dorm?”
>> other
Take pictures of frilly gris-gris

>>47396351
>>47396400
do it

>>47396351
> “Wanna come with us to our dorm?”

>>47396351
>> “Wanna come with us to our dorm?”

>>47396351
>Wanna come with us to our dorm?
And thus the party grows to four.

>>47396351
>> “Wanna come with us to our dorm?”
TIME FOR LEWDS!

>>47396351
>> “Denise, how about we drive Griselda home?

>>47396400
Since it seems we didnt take pics of our catch, i think elly elly doesnt know her phone has a camera...

>>47393968
Literally nothing
t. Kiwi

>>47396671
Seconded
t. Argie.

>>47396660
You did, I just forgot to write it.

> “Wanna come with us to our dorm?”

“Wanna come with us to our dorm, Griselda?”

Griselda sighs. “I guess. I got nothing better to do tonight.” And with that, she folds up the umbrella, and grabs onto as much of the back of the Kettenkrad as she can. And away the lot of you go.

-

-

You lay out extra blankets and pillows for Denise and Griselda. “Man, you know, my roommate from last year was a real treat. Used to be my gunner too before she bailed on me after we lost last year,” says Griselda as she puts on a spare sleeping shirt. Denise as well pulls on a shirt too while you and Winona change into proper sleeping clothes.

“You ever think of getting her back?” you ask.

“It’s probably too late,” says Griselda. “Not sure how I can make it up to her.”

“There’s lots of ways,” says Winona as she places Cuddles back into his terrarium. “You could write a postcard, you could buy her a car, you could send her on a vacation to Peru! All kinds of stuff.”

“Yeah, how about stuff I can afford?” asks Griselda. Winona blinks, realizing people don’t actually have the kind of money she has.

You hug your pillow, grinning. “Well, it’s a proper slumber party then! So what do we want to do, tell scary stories, have a pillow fight? Compare make up?” You blink, looking at everyone. They all look at you weirdly. “… come on, I’ve done a slumber party before, I know how this is done.”

Winona smiles. “You don’t need to force it, sweetheart.” Please.

> Watch a match from a competitor (Which one?)
> Tell spooky scary stories
> Just hit the sack, you’re done.
> Other

>>47396856
>> Tell spooky scary stories

>>47396856
>Other
Massage Denise, she is a good girl.

>>47396915
YES THIS, WINONA HAPPY TIME.

>>47396856
>> Tell spooky scary stories

>>47396856
>>47396937
I realiser spoilers for movie. Sorry about that.

Important bit is combine scary and tank watching by putting on Perrine in unlimited

>>47396856
>Tell spooky scary stories
All Elo has to do is tell stories from her school. It'll scare these Oujous right out of their socks.

Also, in tank news, Germany, Denmark and Poland take 1st, 2nd and 3rd place respectively @ Strong Europe Tank Challenge.
The US Army also participated and apparently got BTFO. National Guard crew beats regular Army crew, and both in turn get beat by a crew consisting of "an insurance adjustor, Pepsi truck driver, college student, and an aspiring police officer" if what I read here is correct.

No mention of little girls in tanks anywhere. We're not quite there, brothers.

>>47396856
>> Watch a match from a competitor (Which one?)
Our next match.

Guys, can we please look up how our opponent fights?

>>47396856
>> Watch a match from a competitor (george washington.)

>>47396889
>>47396980
>>47397033
Shouldn't we learn who are we fighting?

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Right, we're at a tie.

1. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
2. Strong pornography

>>47397402
>>47397460
Looks like the dice gods favour you, anon.

>>47397460
yesss....?

> Watch a match from a competitor (Which one?)

You watch the latest duo from George Washington Military Academy versus Sherbrooke Girls High. Winona and Denise chew on some popcorn while you and Griselda take notes accordingly. Despite the fact that GWMA got swept by both Sherbrooke AND by JWC and only pulled out a draw against Camp Gagetown, they look a very scrappy team. They also happen to be one of your league rivals, so if they pull ahead into second that’s going to be another team burying you out of the postseason. Commander Carolina “Swamp Fox” Greene is the leader of this bunch, and she leads it well.

How? By employing less than traditional tactics along with the thinking that all of her tanks are basically horse cavalry. With that in mind, they don’t even use camo (painting them dark blue with red and white trim in the style of the Continental army), or even radio, instead using signal flares and bugles. This doesn’t seem to cause them too many issues, and in fact it actually seems to work to their advantage in some cases.

Not only that, but like Robert A. Heinlein, they can afford to put out the full twenty man roster, and they definitely have no shame of using it during elimination matches.

> GEORGE WASHINGTON MILITARY ACADEMY
> Currently 3rd in Division
> Utilizes speedy assault tactics, aiming to crush the enemy through the weight of their momentum and through speed of their attacks rather than through slugging matches. If speed doesn’t work however, they are perfectly capable of ambush.

[1/2]

>>47397729
[2/2]

> TRAITS:
> Disciplined – Their students notably are very disciplined and can take mental shocks very well.
> Dishonorable – They have no qualms with facing you in unfair fights, and will endeavor to seek out fights that benefit them at your expense.
> Impetuous – Prone to irrational behavior on the battlefield, occasionally charging out of well-defended positions or even seeking to ram tanks.
> Unconventional – May employ an unconventional tactic or two, often to offset a disadvantage.
> Stealthy – Are very good at stealthy movement and ambush.

“Whoa…” Winona watches as one of their Chaffees gets flipped over by the force of a Nashorn shooting it. “Man, these guys look like pushovers. No wonder JWC swept them.”

“Yeah, they should be a speedbump if I’m honest,” says Griselda.

Denise blinks. “Isn’t that a little too cocky?”

> “Griselda’s right, we shouldn’t have to worry too hard.”
> “We should still treat this the same as any other match.”
> Keep watching, maybe there’s more.
> Other

>>47397751
>> “We should still treat this the same as any other match.”

>>47397751
> Keep watching, maybe there's more.
We're always going to be outnumbered against them so we shouldn't be too brash. After all, that's their weakness, not ours.

>>47397751
>> Keep watching, maybe there’s more.

>>47397751
Also, we should definitely work on our Infantry Tank Square vs these guys.

>>47397751
>We should treat them the same as any other match.
>Keep watching, maybe there's more.

>>47397751
>> Keep watching, maybe there’s more.

>>47397751
>> Keep watching, maybe there’s more.
BUT WAIT! THERE IS MORE!

>>47397751
>> Keep watching, maybe there’s more.
STUDY! WHEEEEE

I'm not looking forward to another 6 vs 20.

How is the Tiger and M36 transport doing ? Any repairs conversions? Also what about the spare cash on parts?

>>47398078
Winona's dad's making a downpayment of 50k right? That would probably go a long way to helping put Thaddeus back in working order.

Though we still need more crews.

>>47398151
We should join the hunt, try to put together crews as well. The gris-gris needs help.

>>47398210
I smell a sidequest.

if anything we can teach anyone interested to drive by using the M36 and have someone use a cannon

> Keep watching, maybe there’s more.

You continue on watching, hoping that more will come to those who learn. And it does, you see that they do in fact employ a large variety speedy light vehicles. M24 Chaffees, M5A1 Stuarts, M8 Scotts, Panzer IIs, M18 Hellcats (at the biggest), Panzer Is, and French S35s, H35s, and Russian BT-7s and BT-5s.

> GEORGE WASHINGTON MILITARY ACADEMY ROSTER
> M24 Chaffee x 1 (ELITE)
> M24 Chaffee x 10
> M5A1 Stuart x 20
> M8 Scott x 15
> M18 Hellcat x 20
> Panzer II Ausf. L x 10
> Panzer I Ausf. F x 5
> SOMUA S35 x 7
> Hotchkiss H35 x 10
> Hotchkiss H35 w/ Wurfrahmen 40 x 10
> AMC 35 x 10

Hm. That’s quite a light line up. But those Wurfrahmen, whoa.

“Ah, we’ll beat them easy,” says Winona.

“Maybe,” says Griselda. She looks over at you. “Think so too?”

“Yeah,” you say. “Should be. But we should treat it like any other match. Let’s not get complacent after all.”

“Fair, fair,” says Griselda. “Tomorrow’s practice, girls. We’ll try and do training based around this.”

Right, practice. Practice makes perfect.

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That's it for tonight and this weekend. Hope you all enjoyed. I should be back for more this weekend.

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See you next time.

>>47398380
Thanks for running.

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>>47398380
thanks boss, good thread as always

>>47398335
>that lineup
CHARGE

>>47398380
What is the condition on the tiger I and M36 tractor?

>>47398380
Good thread Schteel. See you next week.

>>47398380
Thanks for running schteel-tan

>>47398380
Thanks for the thread GS. I wish we could get Thaddeus in shape for this match. IS-2, King Tiger, Churchill and Pershing in a square sounds like murder for a light tank roster.

>>47398423
It's a Tiger II

>>47398423
The King Tiger hasn't undergone renovation yet. Buying a new engine is fucking expensive and right now the priority is putting a turret on the Hellcat tractor.

>>47398450
How it getting the turret coming along?

Also you forgot the bt tanks? How many do they have ?

And who has a .50 cal?

>>47398468
1. Smoothly.

2. 5 of each.

3. Only you for now.

>>47398478
Are they equipped with rockets?

Also the H35 are only equipped with the short barrel 37mm right or did they have long barrel 37mm?

>>47398380
I'm not sure if I like this artist. He puts tits on even the flattest of lolis.

>>47398514
Unless otherwise specified, nothing is equipped with rockets.

Though I will say, I probably made a mistake in there and will probably just throw in the later H39 variants as well in there too. (And before you ask, I will not differentiate between H39 and H38, even historians and people at the time had trouble differentiating them too.)

>>47398568
I never even heard of the H38? That was a thing? I'm aware of the H39 though.

>>47398568
>Wurfrahmen 40
How many did the Hotchkiss can carry?

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>>47398695
4

>>47398711
So we're looking at 40 max, and honestly they'll probably need to be throwing around 12+ per barrage at anything further than point blank if they want decent results.

>>47398711
That was more then i expected.

How is Naval Rescue feel about not getting their new plane.

Also I was wondering how do you designate the M8 Scott?

I know of the M8 and M8A1's difference was that its base chassis was different between the M5 and M5A1 and using a M3 instead of a M2 Howitzer.

But how do you name the Scott the Polish team uses that has the 75mm m3 gun?

>>47398822
1. You'll have to talk to them to find out.

2. I don't really distinguish between the M8A1 and M8 because functionally they're basically the same. So universally they're just M8.

M8A1 Scott GMC was what I referred to the Polish who had the M3 75mm.

>>47398711
Oh, something just occurred to me with all this discussion of light tanks. Are armoured cars ever allowed in Tankery teams? I imagine even if they are they probably aren't used all that much because impure and very lightly armed/armoured as a rule, but I do have a major crush on the Daimler Armoured Car.

>>47398887
That's an interesting question as armored cars did come up occasionally in the brainstorming of this Quest.

I just tend to leave them out because honestly they're functionally light tanks with wheels. And I tend to write Tankery as exclusively for tracked vehicles (or tracked vehicles that occasionally have wheels but are not half-tracks).

However, there's nothing in the rules SAYING that wheeled vehicles aren't allowed.

>>47398936
Since Germany was the one that converted the H35s into rocket artillery, wouldn't it use the German captured tank designation, since the original H35 didn't come equip with rockets?

>>47398936
I'd imagine a few schools run Pumas if anything because they can pack a 75mm and still handle reconnaissance.

>>47398380

Thanks for the fun, Boss.

>>47398936
Didn't the Bt-tank series had the option to change from using tracks to road wheels due to Christie Suspension?

>>47399087
Let's not get too anal.

>>47399091
Eh, again, I don't write armored cars.

>>47399116
Think so, maybe.

>>47399139
in their previous matches did they shift using wheels?

>>47399192
No

>>47399087
It is called the Panzerkampfwagen 35H(f) mit 28/32 cm Wurfrahmen

Griselda mention Elodie and Iris will be getting money for contributing a lot towards last match. How much will they get?

>>47399299
You'll see next weekend.

>>47399304
if we accounting 50k from Willian Griffiths + 10k every week which means we have 60k

it could be divided to

20k For Iris
20k for Eloidie
The rest is for the other 4 to be divided among themselves

it could be 15k but Griselda is such a generous philanthropist that blowing money to his MVP's is very likely