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With a mighty blow the humongous adjuchas was propelled towards the ceiling of the cavern system and then beyond.
His organs, muscles even the bones were liquefied by the insane amount of kinetic energy that was released by the punch.
As your muscles deflate and the built up, high pressure steam leaves your body you heave a couple of times before your system recovers.
While it was much better than last time, partly because now you cancelled Assault Mode normally, it still managed to take a toll on you.
Several of the muscles in your upper body either cramped or got damaged by the insanely taxing technique.

While you are still hunching forward the hollows who accompanied you stare upwards in disbelief.
"Holy shit..." one of them mutters.

As your head clears you look back at them and they stand at attention and they don't even dare to make a sound.
"sigh... At ease boys.
I'm not going to kill you or anything."

They start to relax after you say that, clearly you managed to scare the piss out of them.
"S-sorry boss.
I've just never seen you in action from so close before."

"It's alright.
This was a bit of a unique thing anyway.
Also, don't call me boss.
Kaizar is just fine."

"R-right...
So what do we do now?"

You look over your handiwork once more now that you are more collected.
It seems that your increased bodyheat managed to purge most of the alcohol from your system.

The sight is quite gruesome, a couple hollow corpses completely eviscerated while a few others had been disintegrated from the waist up.
You still remember what you did, you weren't that drunk but these results are still surprising.
It seems you really didn't pull your punches this time.

You scratch the back of your head and sigh a little.
"We gather whatever is left of these poor bastards and take it home.
At least they'll make good fertilizer."

"Roger!"
They speak up in unison.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsbkku1b0kA

As you and your entourage are on your way home you notice that something is a bit off as you are getting closer.
You can hear the usual commotion but this time it's much louder and more concentrated than before.

"What in the...
Those... bastards..."

"What's wrong Kaizar?"

"MY BARRELS!"

You pick up the pace and leave your comrades behind in a huge dustcloud as you use sonido to arrive at the location.
When you arrive your suspicions were confirmed, apparently someone snuck in and nicked your precious storage of alcohol.

In a large crowd that probably contains every hollow in the forest you can see Neliel currently armwrestling some poor idiot who dared to challenge her.
When Pesche gives the signal for them to begin Neliel defeats her opponent immediately whom afterwards tumbles several times before knocking over several other hollows.
She gives off a hearty laughter and starts to make fun of the poor adjuchas for losing to a woman.

And just so happens that they used one of the emptied barrels as the place for their little contest.
You almost drop the bits of hollow flesh that you were carrying when you see Neliel chugging straight from a barrel after her victory.
Pesci comes to you already embarrassed.
"Sorry Boss but I couldn't keep them out of your larder."

But as he spoke you could smell the alcohol in his breath.
After sniffing a few times you simply turn around and haunch forward, depressed.
"It's okay...
I'll just go and kill myself..."

Pesci freezes and begins begging you to not say such silly things.
"C-come now Boss!
I-I promise I'll make some more for you!
I'll make it up to you, I promise!"

But you simply keep up your little performance.
"What's the point?
My best friend just betrayed me like that.
There's no point in keeping this up anymore, I'll go and hang myself with my own mucus!"

But as you are about to head off Neliel sneaks up on you and puts you in a headlock.
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"Coome on Kaizar!~
Doon't be such a party pooper!"

It's clear that she drank waaay too much.
In fact, you are so used to her being always serious that seeing her carefree like that is scary.
But at least she is clearly enjoying herself.

But as you struggle to breathe under her arm you manage to gargle some words.
"P-party pooper?
Those are some serious accusations coming from Ms Ice-queen of all people!"

"What did you say?"
She responds as she tightens her hold on you.
This time it's too much and you stop breathing while she makes it even tighter until a loud cracking noise can be heard.
You go limp for a moment and you can feel your soul escaping your body.
When she sees this she grabs your shoulders and starts shaking you violently.
"KAIZAR!!
NO WAY!
WAKE UP!"

Meanwhile Pesci desperately tries to calm her down.
"Lady Neliel, please stop!
You are killing him!"

After he manages to wrestle Neliel off of you she goes back to party with the others while you are making sure she didn't do any real damage.
Pesci is sitting next to you as you keep trying to move your stiff neck around.
"Again, sorry Boss."

"It's alright Pesci.
It was made to be drunk but next time ask before you take all of my stuff!"

"Okay..."

When your neck is in working order once more your boys arrive and start asking you if they can join the others.
"Sure go ahead.
But drop these off at Yatas place before you do, okay?"

"Okay..."
They speak in unison.

But as you are about to join the fun yourself you notice Alex sitting away from the others.
If you had to guess she is probably pouting under her mask since she is sitting with her arms crossed.
You sigh a little as you decide to check up on her.

"Not enjoying the party?"

"That meanie Pesci told me I'm not old enough to drink.
I'm a ghost for fucks sake!"

"To be fair he probably didn't let you because otherwise I'd have kicked his ass..."

"Then fuck you too!"

She's a hopeless case...
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What will you do now?
>Try to enjoy the festivity while it lasts.
>"Hey Alex, let's go for walkies!" (visit Asher)
>Find the culprits who took your booze and punish them.
>Other? (write-in)
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>>47368369
>Hey Alex, let's go for walkies!" (visit Asher)
she then punches us in the face and then we both go for a walk
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>>47368369
>Find the culprits who took your booze and punish them.
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>>47368369
>>"Hey Alex, let's go for walkies!" (visit Asher
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>writing
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You stare at Alex who in turn starts to stare straight back at you.
This keeps on going for a minute until she finally speaks up.

"The fuck are you looking at?"

"Let's go for a wal-"
But Alex decks you in the face just before you could finish your sentence.

The loud impact could be heard from almost anywhere within the forest and what followed was even louder.
Both of you are swearing profusely, you because your head hurts and Alex because her hand hurts.
When you are done she finally agrees to go with you only because she has nothing better to do at the moment.

As you are walking she gives you a puzzled look and asks:
"Where are we going?"

"It's a surprise."
You reply and then begin opening the Garganta for you to traverse.

When she sees the gaping void she gets nervous.
"The human world?
Why?"

"I've told you.
It's a surprise."

You reassure her with a pat on the head and a wide smile.
She sighs and steps forward onto the raging storm of reishi and starts making her own little walkway.


It was quite hard to try and pinpoint the place where Asher might be but somehow you managed.
Your first idea was to open a path to Germany which took a few hours to reach but when you arrived it became apparent that he was not even remotely close to the fatherland.
As you tried to pick up where he might be your instincts began to tug at your nerves and pull you back into the Garganta.
Alex was of course pissed about your mistake.

"Are we lost?"

"No, I know precisely where we are.
I just don't know where I should be going."

"So we are lost!"

You open the Garganta once more and point towards it.
"Get in!"

After another hour of walking around in the pitch black abyss you arrive at the place where your gut was leading you.
When you step through the portal you can see many buildings surrounding you.
It seems you are in a city of some sort.
Upon closer examinations you notice something that's off.
All the signs are in english of all things.
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>>47369216

Heya spooky.
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"Where are we?"
Alex asks, almost as confused as you are.

"I think this might be England actually..."
You say uncertainly.
The only reason you came to that conclusion was the old look of the surrounding buildings.
What little you knew about America was that they don't have many old fashioned cities there.

But luckily for you Ashers presence is much easier to detect now.
It's quite clear that he is in the vicinity at least.
You signal Alex to start ascending and when you get above the houses the full view of the surrounding are lies before you.
Beyond the city borders many green hills and plains can be seen, which further reinforces your idea that you are in fact in England.
As you follow the trail of reiatsu to the boys location Alex slowly starts to figure out your intentions.

"Is that where we are going?"
She points towards Ashers location.

You give her a sly grin.
"Yeap."

It doesn't take you too long to reach the place but when you do arrive you are honestly surprised.
The place appears to be a christian orphanage judging by the proximity of the local church and the cross on the front door.
You simply stare at the place, it appears to be quite a nice spot for children with a rather large area fenced off where the children could run around.
But you weren't expecting this at all.

"Okay, I admit it.
I'm lost."
Alex simply looks at you confused.
You try to collect yourself before you begin descending.
"Whatever, let's go and say hello."

When you land you can see a bunch of kids playing tag all over the place.
There is about two dozen of the little rascals and amongst them you can see Ashers older brother but Asher himself seems to be absent.
The trail of reiatsu he left behind leads to an old abandoned shack which seems to be on the verge of collapsing.
As you are getting closer to it however you feel something.

"Duck!"
Alex shouts and goes almost prone, dodging the incoming chain.
You on the other hand simply stand there and grab the flailing weapon.
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...i made it?

...i actually made it in time?!
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>>47369594

Yes!
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As the black and green chains wiggle around in your hand you speak up.
"Is that how you greet me boy?
I can't decide whether to be angry or proud..."

At your words the small boy comes out from behind the shack.
When he sees you his eyes light up.
"KAIZAR!"

He runs towards you and gives you a hug.
You ruffle his hair and and start laughing a little.
"I could barely recognize you now that you have hair and some meat on your bones my boy!"

He lets go and takes a few steps back.
"You're one to talk!
I barely recognized you!"

But as he retracts his weapon Alex jumps up from the tall grass and starts shouting.
"Hey twerp!
Watch where you swing that thing!"

Both him and his serpent look bewildered.
He turns to you, completely ignoring her.
"Who is this?"

"THAT'S MY LINE DUMBASS!"
She turns to you as well.
"Who is this brat Kaizar?!"

"Alex meet Asher, Asher meet Alex!
He used to be my mascot before you."
You try to diffuse the situation to the best of your ability.

The two of them look at you pissed and speak up at the same time.
"MASCOT?!"

But when they realized what they did they look each other in the eye and headbutt one another.
"Just so you know, I've met him before you!"

"Oh yeah?
Well I was with him for longer!"

They growl at each other for a little more before you pull them apart.
"Now, now.
Be nice to each other!"
They turn their backs to the other and stubbornly refuse to talk.
"Come now, I'm sure you could have some fun together.
After all you are roughly the same age, right?"

Asher gives in and turns to Alex.
"D-do you want to play tag?"

You look at Alex who is still pouting a little.
"S-sure..."

"That's the spirit!
Now come on, don't let this old man drag you down.
Go on!"

And with that they partook in one of the fastest games of tag in history.
Both of them were so fast that even you had trouble following their movements.
At first they tried to compete with the other but the joy of running wild quickly overtook them and they started to laugh.
>>
Now the question of whether Alex will look like a grown woman or a little girl when she goes Arrancar is very important. Because Asher gonna keep growing.
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While they were busy with that you found a nice little spot to sit down and observe them.
When they worked out their frustration they came back to you, both of them are clearly exhausted.

"Not bad for a human."
Alex makes a snarky comment.

"Oh yeah?
Ready for round two then?"
Asher taunts her.

You laugh loudly as they both slowly walk up to you.
"You'll have plenty of time to play.
Now sit down and rest a little, because I'd like to chat."

"Sure."
They sit down in front of you.

"So, how did you get here my boy?
England isn't exactly close to Germany."

He looks down and frowns a little.
"After you left, I ran away with my brother.
It was tough but I managed to survive.
After walking so much we actually reached France where I found a smuggler who was willing to bring us here.
When we got here we asked the people at the orphanage to take us in.
They are very nice people, all things considered."

You whistle as he said that.
"Not bad.
I'm proud of you!"

He gives a mile wide grin.
"Thanks!
I also got a lot better with my fullbring too!
Since then many hollows tried to attack me, so I got a lot of practice."

"Yeah, I noticed.
That was not a bad ambush."
You nod.

"Well, sometimes I get carried away.
At first the older kids bullied us but I shut them down quickly."
He starts to scratch his nose as he says this.
"But no one suspects a thing!"

"Let me ask one thing.
Why a christian orphanage?
Wouldn't you be happier with your people?"

He shrugs.
"It makes no difference to me nor to my bro.
They are nice to us.
Besides people want to help us now that the war is over, so we get many nice gifts."

That one sentence froze you.
"What?"

He looks at you confused.
"You didn't know?
The war is finally over Kaizar.
The germans lost!"

You don't know what to say.
>"Go ahead and play kids."
>"Let's play together, shall we?"
>"I-I need a moment."
>Other? (write-in)
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>>47370108
>>"Let's play together, shall we?"
Ah well, makes sense after the bombs went off anyways.
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>>47370108
>"Go ahead and play kids."
>"I-I need a moment."
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>>47370108
>>Other? (write-in)
>Recall the men we used to command. Try to imagine they are fine. Doubt. Try not to cry.

>"Let's play together, shall we?"
Distraction!
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>>47370147

Seconded! We are mentally strong.
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>>47370108
>>"Let's play together, shall we?"
Makes sense considering the Japanese, Germany's ally had city destroying bombs dropped on them.
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>>47370108
>Other? (write-in)
Realized that we didn't just witness a slaughter we witnessed the end of the war.
>"Let's play together, shall we?"
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>>47370147
This
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>>47370108
>>"Go ahead and play kids."
>>"I-I need a moment."
>>
Distracting yourself with childrens games win

>Writing
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"The germans lost"
These words ring in your ears as if an explosion went off next to you.

You shamble backwards towards the crumbling shack, trying to grab it with your hand for leverage.
You slowly fall down as your legs give in.
In moments wild images begin flashing in front of you.
Krieger as he kept insisting you leave him as you were trying to amputate his leg and carry him away from the battlefield.
Rudolf as he kept talking about the family that is waiting for him back home.
The faces of all the men that were under you.
That monstrous explosives that were dropped on the japanese.

Such memories assaulted you at once.
And the crowning moment, the realization that your life and the lives of all those people who died fighting for their country was pointless.
You thought back then that you were on the right, that the righteous Germany won't lose as long as everyone gave it their all.
All the atrocities that were committed for the greater good...
The death of all the innocents, including your wife...
There was no point to any of it.

You simply look up at the cloudy sky and give an awkward and very quiet laugh.
The children are looking at you concerned.

"Is everything alright?"
They ask.

This question snaps you back to reality.
You hold your aching head for a moment.
"Y-yeah.
S-sorry about that."
You stand up after you managed to gather yourself.
"How about playing a game, huh?"

They look at each other, then back at you.
"Game?
What game?"
They ask.

"Isn't it obvious?"
You reach forward and flick Alex on her nose.
"Tag!"

And with that you make a mad dash for it.
The young adjuchas gets angry at you and reaches for Asher who quickly gets away from her, laughing all the way.
"Curse you!"
She roars as she accelerates herself toward you, shooting off like a cannon.
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>>47370498
>[Mad World plays softly in the distance]
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>>47370498

>PTSD initiated
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>>47370560
>It's raining out today, they said it would be sunny.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fRaWZji_Co

With the special ability of Alex to accelerate herself she is quite a challenge to run away from.
But luckily for you you know the full extent of her skills.
So when she dashes for you, you simply take a step to the side and she flies past you.
When she sees that it's almost pointless to go after you she makes for Asher.

Watching the two of them enjoying themselves brings a smile to your face while you are still trying your damnedest to distract yourself.
Every time you don't occupy yourself your thoughts drift to your past life.
You can feel your chest getting heavy, as if a giant orb of molten steel wedged itself into your heart.
Blood starts to flow from your fist as you are clenching it as hard as you can.
With every ounce of your being you are concentrating on keeping it together.

But the memories are too vivid.
The faces and the names of all the people you've watched die appear again and again.
You can feel a sharp pain in your throat getting worse every time you swallow.

In one of your weaker moments Asher manages to touch you with Anguis while he keeps bouncing around the air.
"You're it Kaizar!"

"You cheating little bastard.
Come here!"
You pursue him and as you take off the small amount of water that was swelling on your eye falls off in fragments.

After about half an hour Asher gets completely exhausted and asks for a time out.
The nuns start calling for him when you descend.
You ruffle his hair once more and let him go.
"I'll have to eat dinner or the nuns will get mad at me.
Will you stay until then?"

"Sure.
Now go, before they start worrying about you."

With that he goes off and with him gone Alex gives up on her facade and starts heaving.
"The air ish sho dry here Kaizhar.
No reishi..."

"Yeah, it's annoying.
We can go home after we say goodbye to him."

"Okhay."
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>>47370660
Danke Anon.


>>47370794
They went to the good place, not got ate right?


So... any of you guys wanna try to find the graves of our fallen friends? It sounds sketchy but it seems we need closure.
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While you wait for him to return the two of you sit down near the entrance of the church.
You let the massive wall to support your back and as you are sitting Alex curls up right next to you and looks at you with her puppy eyes.
"What's wrong Kaizar?"
She asks.

You instead of answering just stroke her head and say.
"Nothing."
She gets up closer to you and rests beside you.

When Asher returns he already looks much better.
"Man, I was starving."
He looks at the two of you in bewilderment, at Alex in particular.

"You can stroke her if you want to."
You say.

"Hey!
That's not for you to decide asshole!"
She replies angrily.

"Oh?
You object?"

"N-no..."

With that Asher gets close and strokes her behind her ear.

When he is done he looks at you.
"Are you going to leave again?"

"Yes.
We really shouldn't stay here for too long.
It might attract danger."
You tell him the truth.

He looks sad.
You sigh at this and say this:
"But Alex can come visit you anytime she wishes.
And by the way, so can I."

His eyes shine once more and gives you a tight hug.
"Promise me that you'll come back!"

"I promise."

With that the two of you stand up and you begin opening the garganta.
You catch a glimpse of the two youngsters awkwardly parting ways as well.

The road back was long but otherwise uneventful.
When you step outside you can breathe properly once more as the reishi heavy air fills your lungs.
The party is still going albeit with much less steam than before.

"Well, I'm beat.
See you later Kaizar."
And with that Alex goes off to her treehouse.

What do you do now?
>I need a rest.
>The thieves still need to be punished.
>Join the fun.
>Chat with Neliel.
>Other? (write-in)
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>>47370970

Good idea, though we shouldn't keep too long out of our little garden. Some dicks might come while we're away.
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>>47371041
>Chat with Neliel.
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>>47371041
>>The thieves still need to be punished.
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>>47371041
>>The thieves still need to be punished.
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>>47371041
>The thieves still need to be punished.

>>47371048
Well we have Neliel and our pig dude to help out if it comes to that.
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>>47371041
>"Promise me that you'll come back!"
>"I promise."

>worry.jpg

>Join the fun.

We need a fucking drink.
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>>47371041
>Thieves still need to be punished.
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>>47371041
>Chat with Neliel
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So when is the sorrow filled training montage so he'll never have to see that which he cherishes be hurt again?
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>Writing
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>>47371041
>Chat with Neliel

We kind of need to tell our shit to somebody or we'll have a mental breakdown at some point.

I mean, Kaizar's foundation was just ripped apart and spat on.
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>>47371299
Man, Nel is fucking smashed right now.
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call me dull but what was the next part of the hollow evolution path again?
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>>47371309
Vasto is after Adjuchas. We are Adjuchas.
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>>47371309
Vasto Lorde
The ones no bigger than a human and humanoid in appearance, but can take on weak captains and win.
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>>47371300

Ahhaha, even better.
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>>47371309
We still have one more Canon? Path before we start doing voodoo stuff.

>>47371332
we do not need a drunk clingly Nel remembering ANYTHING.
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>>47371344
She`s not clingy just very physical.

Wonder how far she`ll go to make us feel better.
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>>47371372
She's a half-horse and we are a giant axolotl.

There won't be any sex you psycho. We don't even have reproductive organs.
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>>47371403
Forgetting about how in the next stage we become human like again, A shame on you anon.
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>>47371403
They both have mouths and hands and, as Alex head pats show, Hollows can get pleasure from physical contact.
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>>47371403
>Horse
>Neliel
>Half Horse
She's half Antelope ya dingus. Granted I agree with you but get your animals right.
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>>47371403

Sexual intercourse isn't the only way to please and comfort each other, silly.
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>>47371439
Ram butt tickler.
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>>47371422
Actually, the only consensus with Vasto is that they become human sized. Not explicitly humanoid. Even though the only examples given are pretty much all humanoid.

They're still hollows. Arrancar is the one you want if you want to be more "human". Especially since they canonically have internal organs, and knowing kubo they could probably fuck, too.
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>>47371439
She's half ram you dip
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>>47371473
Knowing Kubo, Anything in his show can fuck anything and produce a bastard offspring.
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>>47371473
The primary difference between a vasto lorde hollow and a vasto lorde arrancar is that while both are human sized and shaped, one is still fully clad in solidified spiritual matter, while the other only has a mask fragment remaining.
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>>47371474
Her Release is literally antelope knight.
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>>47371473
While on the topic of this are vasto lordes the more powerfull of the 2?
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The guilty must be punished.
There is just no way around it.
And you have a very good idea about who it might have been.

So you take off into the remaining crowd and start looking for the culprit.
It doesn't take you too long to arrive at your destination.
You can see one of the hollows holding a barrel above himself while drinking the whole thing.
Around him are other adjuchas who keep chanting "chug".

Out of this group you grab the target out of there by the mouth.
Both of them in fact.

The two try to scream as hard as they can while you drag them away from prying eyes.
You slam the two of them down who immediately kneel and start begging for mercy.

Pesche is the first to plead while tears keep running down his mask.
"P-p-p-please Kaizar don't hurt us!
We didn't mean any harm, w-w-we just thought everyone could use some fun."

"D-d-don'tcha know?"

Both of them look completely sober.
It's clear that they only did it for shits and giggles.

You look Pesche straight in the eye to which he reacts by practically freezing.
It appears he's too scared to even breathe.

"I have only one question to you..."

"Yes?"

"Why?"

"W-well..."

But saying that word was the last straw for you.
Something inside of you has finally snapped.
You place both hands on Pesches shoulders as tears begin to pour from your eyes.

"WHY?!"
You scream while sobbing uncontrollably.

The two of them are completely silent.
You get on your knees as your legs give out.
While looking down on the ground you begin bawling.
"WHY DID YOU TAKE IT FROM ME?!"

You punch the ground so hard the sound can be heard from anywhere within the forest.
The hollows that were too busy drinking up until now turn their heads towards you.
But there is something blocking their view.
Pesche is standing between you and the crowd, arms spread wide.

"There is nothing to see here!
Party is over!
All of you, go home and get some sleep!"

The crowd disperses leaving only you and the two adjuchas remaining.
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>>47371495
Vasto lorde don't explicitly have to be shaped like people, though. It's just that kubo is a hack and could only draw a few non-humanoid hollows.

Or that he thought they'd be more relatable if they had normal proportions, fuck if I know.
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>>47371526
Arrancar are universally more powerful than what they were before removing their masks.

It's a powerboost is all it is. Changes what they look like and makes then stronger.

However we have a stage beyond Vasto that didn't exist in canon as confirmed by Spooky.

I don't care what we choose to pursue, but I am very curious about his next stage.
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>>47371529
Ah, Fuck we didn't hold it together at all.
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Twenty bucks says someone important felt the ground shake from that.
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God damit why did we go with
>Thieves still need to be punished
I mean really why.
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>>47371542
Pretty sure there's a whole thing with the more human a hollow appears, the stronger they get. Hence why average ones are weird monsters and vastos are the most humanoid. Something about humanity and hollow holes and THE HEART or some shit
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>>47371705
I missed the vote, otherwise I'd've voted to go chill with yata. He's probably the only one who knows what we're going through right now
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>>47371705
I expected us to beat the living shit out of the thieves and then storm off in all honesty. We had to set an example because we're the boss and rules exist for a reason.... but then we became a little bitch.
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>>47371705
I expected us to breakdown in the middle of beating them to death
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>>47371739
That makes sense but do we really need mess up the party.
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"Dondochakka, go and make sure Lady Neliel is occupied.
I'll take care of him."

"Right!"
He dashes off to wherever Nel is.

Meanwhile Pesche kneels down next to you and simply puts a hand on your shoulder while you keep crying.
He simply watches as you keep punching the ground and scream all the while.
When you've worked out your aggression you simply keep crying.

Pesche grabs a hold of your arm and gets under your armpit to lift you up.
He is carrying you on his shoulders to your home.

Somehow you manage to string together a proper sentence in between howls.
"You don't have to do this..."

"I do Kaizar.
Don't worry, just let it all out."

He personally takes you to your treehouse and carefully puts you down at the pile of leaves you use as a bed.
After you curl up you keep uncontrollably sobbing.
Pesche doesn't leave you for a second and only takes off after you've cried yourself to sleep.

He leaves your house and makes it to his friend Dondochakka who is currently paying attention to a passed out Neliel.
"Was she hard to handle?"

"A lil' bit.
But she's fine now.
Might get a headache though."

"I see."

Dondochakka looks up at Pesche.
"What happened to him?"

"No idea.
What I made out was incoherent at best.
Poor guy had a breakdown from something.
Not asking about the details was for the best."

"I see."

The two of them slowly drifted to sleep as well.
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>>47371708
Yet vasto are the most inhuman by behavior. Hollows are just trying to survive. Sure, they eat people's souls to do it, but we eat other things too, typically this means whatever it is dies.

Vasto just exist without any purpose or reason. They appear more human but they have less in common with humans than other hollows do.
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>>47371795
Yes, because what if something had happened? There are no look outs, nobody is guarding, ect. Everybody could've died because of this stupid fucking reason.
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>>47371824
Technically, they're actually more human in nature. Lower hollows concern themselves with literally nothing more than their next mean, typically. Whereas vastos are just like barragan and arrogantly cruel at worst, or like Harribel and fairly human at best.

I mean, compare, say, barragan to someone like Grand Fisher or any other hollow menos grande and below. Sure, he's inhuman, but he's still more human that lesser ones. Just a really cruel and pragmatic version of humanity
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>>47371832
Oh my god you are right.
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>>47371832
>>47371876
We literally have a army of aduchas class hollows, we'd most likely have people watching the perimeter as a job.
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>>47371902
I'd rather go off information which we know, Everybody was getting shit faced. If OP says otherwises, then I admit I made a mistake but until then I stand firm that we could've lost everything.
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>>47371857
The reason vasto aren't like humans is because they place existential conflict above survival. Baraggan doesn't have to worry about starving, so he instead lords himself over lesser hollows like a king.

Halibel "adopted" hollows because she couldn't get over the fact she lost her child in life or whatever.

Vasto seek out situations that are meaningless to anyone but themselves and serve no purpose even to themselves other than peace of mind.

That's basically being an old man on your death bed, they can give up on survival which is contrary to their entire existence up until that point.

Fuckin' ideals and shit. Meta shit.
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The morning comes late for you, having slept for much longer than you normally do.
But even after you woke up you don't get up and do your chores.
Instead you keep turning around on your bed for at least an hour, staring blankly into space.

What forces you to get out of bed was the fact that you were getting hungry.
You get up and make your way to the fields where you are planning on taking a piece of fruit and just nibble on it for a while.

On the way there however someone stops you.
It's Neliel whom is grabbing her own head, probably struggling with a headache.

"Hey..."
She greets you.

"Hey...
So...
What was the deal with you yesterday?"

*sigh*
"Pesche and Dondochakka convinced me that I'm way to stressed out and that I need to relax for a while.
I am always on edge so they thought it would do some good to me.
Now I have this damn headache.
How about you?"

"I don't want to talk about it..."

"So I can spill my story but you refuse to tell yours?
I thought you trust me."

"I do...
But I won't tell this stuff to you for the same reason I won't tell Pesci or Alex.
It's none of your business."

"You don't have to spare me.
I am probably more capable than you are anyway."

"DON'T START THIS SHIT WITH ME!
It's your god damn ego!
That's the problem with you!
Neliel the oh so mighty, looking down at us simple peasants!"

"AND YOU ARE AN INSENSITIVE ASSHOLE!
You refuse to accept help from others with the excuse of "sparing them" while all you care about is yourself!
You are so blind that you can't see how worried your friends are about you!"

But as the two of you keep screaming at each other a nervous little hollow approaches the two of you.
"Erm...
Excuse me..."

"WHAT?!"
Both of you explode at him.

"We have a problem.
The scouts said we have shinigami incoming!"
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>>47372045
>shinigami

EVERYBODY GET TO THE BATTLESTATIONS.
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>>47372045
>shinigami incoming!
Oh shit wat.
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>>47372045
>shinigami

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

That's never good.

Place your bets, people.
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>>47372045
>inb4 it's ikkaku wondering whats up

>inb4 Aizen making us an offer
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inb4 pic related.
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You can't believe what you've just heard.
Shinigami? Here?

"That's just fucking excellent!
As if I didn't have enough problems already!"
You burst out.

"OH, I'M A PROBLEM NOW?!"
Neliel replies angrily.

But as you were about to open your mouth Pesci punches you in the face with a loud crash and Pesche slaps Neliel.
"Get yourself together!"
The duo speaks up at the same time.

Of course, you have no time for bickering right now.
If the reports are true then you are in trouble.
How would you like to handle this situation?
>Let them come here
>We'll go and meet them. (Who?)
>Other? (write-in)
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>>47372120
I fucking hope its him, His a bro that bald fucking man.

>>47372115
Go away Aizen. We aren't here to taste your plans.
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>>47372131
>We'll go and meet them. (Just us, Neliel will focus on getting the others out or bringing in reinforcements depending on how it goes.)
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>>47372131
>We'll go and meet them. (Who?)
Us, Pesci, and Alex. Just us three should be able to handle anything serious, and If it's ikkaku we can always invite him back for some Hollow Brew

We'll need to leave Nel home though, considering we shouldn't leave this place without a proper leader while we're gone
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>>47372131
>We'll go and meet them. (Us and Neliel)
>Everyone get ready


>>47372162
>implying it is not Aizen.
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>>47372131
>We'll go and meet them. (Us and Neliel)
Pesci can fortify our base in the mean time.
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>>47372185
It won't be Aizen, it'll be some of his cronies.
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>>47372132
but I want his plans!
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Kaizer + Neliel wins

>Writing
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>>47372115
We'll just tell him that we still have plenty of growth we want to do before we become an arrancar. Make the offer later. In the meantime, there probably are some mook Adjucas who've maxed out. All of Grimjow's fraccon stopped improving around 1000 kills divided between all of them.
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You make eye contact with Neliel and instead of continuing to argue the two of you simply share a nod and than you take off.

As you leave you turn back quickly and give a quick shout to the small hollow.
"Tell the others to get read for a real shitstorm!"

"R-roger!"

The two of you make it past the borders of the forest and already you can feel two faint presences off in the distance.
As you get closer and closer you can feel their powers growing but not to the point where you'd start to worry.
Even Neliel has a very calm expression right now.

As you reach your targets you can see two humanoid individuals with black cloaks hiding their bodies completely.
You don't even bother with the careful approach and the two of you make an explosive entrance.
When the dust settles you can see the two individuals trying really hard to hold onto their shrouds.

Neliel doesn't waste any time instead addresses them.
"Who are you people and what do you want?"

The guy on the left steps forth and pulls back his hood revealing a dorky guy with shaggy hair and glasses.
"Greetings.
My name is Aizen Sosuke and I'm the captain of the 5th division of the Gotei 13.
This here is my friend Tōsen Kaname.
We've come in search of a fabled forest in Hueco Mundo and it appears we've found it."

You cross your arms and take up a defensive posture.
"That's nice, now can you leave?
You are ruining the scenery."

"Ah, you are the axolotl.
I've heard many things about you.
Kaname, is this him?"

"Yes Captain Aizen.
It's as they said, this hollow gives off no spiritual energy whatsoever.
He doesn't even register for me."

"Marvelous..."
The shinigami caresses his chin.
"To find the two things I was looking for in the same place.
What a coincidence."

"Looking for me?
Why?"

"I've heard a great deal about you.
You've earned yourself quite a reputation with both shinigami and the hollows.
Fear Eater, Kiga no Kage you have many names.
And you are fascinating."
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>>47372683
IT

BEGINS
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>>47372683
Oh shit, if it's not too meta, make sure to keep our eyes solidly closed like at all times. Let our paranoia and shadowruns go wild.
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>>47372683
>Wakemeup.pjg
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And there goes the neighborhood
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>>47372683
[Keikaku screaming]
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>>47372683
I FUCKING CALLED IT!
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>>47372711
That is seriously way too meta.

But if he brings up his sword and asks you what you think about it, red flags to not look at it. Because come on, who falls for that shit.
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>>47372711
Too meta.
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>>47372683
Here's hoping we can safely just go "no thanks bruh, I wanna reach vasto before anything else k thnx" without him doing his dumb aizen bullshittery.
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>>47372683
It's time
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"So I have a fan.
I'm humbled."

"Now that I've answered your question can you answer mine?"

"That depends on the question."

"Are you the guardians of this forest?
I've never seen anything like it anywhere else in Hueco Mundo so I assume it's important."
There is just something wrong with this guy.
Something about him doesn't sit well with you.

"You could say that.
It's called the Azure Forest because people refuse to use its proper name for some reason."

"And what is that?"

"Vanaheim."

"And what makes this place so special that you'd need to defend it like that?"

"It's our home."

"I see.
In that case there is no point in beating around the bush.
I'm planning on betraying my shinigami brethren but in order to do that I need an army.
So I'm looking for powerful hollows to be my warriors in the upcoming battle."

Neliel cuts him off before he could continue.
"And why would any hollow serve a shinigami?"

"Isn't it obvious?
Because I'm strong.
But also because I have something to offer them.
I have knowledge of how to turn hollows into arrancar.
My plan is to make an army of arrancar to combat Soul Society and for that I require Menos class hollows.
And I've heard of this mysterious place that makes hollows grow stronger."

You feel the need to shut this guy up before he drowns you with his speech.
"I'm going to have to stop you right there.
This place is our home and if you think about taking it you'll come face to face with the army that you are planning on creating.
Also even if you'd manage to kill all of us which is impossible, you'd still be fucked because only we know how to tend the gardens so it doesn't simply rot away."

"Impossible huh?"
With that he begins emitting an ungodly amount of reiatsu, enough to make you and Neliel almost pass out.
The two of you are breathing heavily as you come to your senses.

"What? The? Fuck?"

"A mere fraction of my full power.
But don't worry, I'm not a conqueror.
I simply bring you an offer."
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>>47372942
"We refuse"

Don't even listen to this guy. He's worse than barragan because at least barragan is up front with how much of a fucker he is.
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>>47372975
On the other hand if we wait until vasto then arrancar up, and THEN join him, we could have awesome adventures with gin and be Stab-Aizen-In-The-Back bros
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>>47372975
>>47372999

There's also the matter that we might have to ally early on to survive...
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>>47372942
Enlighten me people how horrible is aizen?
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>>47373025
He'll kill or betray you if your weak. However usually he'll just leave you alone if your too weak.
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>>47373019
I dunno, if he wants the strongest fighters, then there's a fair chance he'd actually be totally cool with waiting till we hit vasto to try and ally with us, particularly given as his plan is super long-term he's got plenty of time after all
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>>47373025
He's a totally amoral dick. He's rarely cruel, just completely uncaring.
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After Neliel collects herself she speaks up.
"And what's that offer?"

"To join my ranks.
What else?"

"And if we refuse?"

"Then I'll take my leave.
I'm not a barbarian.
But know that in the future there will be change and your people will either bow down to me or they'll be made an example of."

You dust yourself off and straighten your back.
"That's good to know."

"So, what is your answer?"

>Accept him.
>Refuse him politely and suggest an alternative. (Join when you reach vasto)
>Refuse him completely.
>Tell him to fuck off.
>Other? (write-in)
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>>47373025
Stab all your friends in the back horrible, but we can't risk him destroying everything we worked so hard to build in just a mere moment so I say we play it safe for now.
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>>47373025
He is fabulous.
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>>47373058
>Refuse him politely and suggest an alternative. (Join when you reach vasto)
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>>47373058
>>Refuse him politely and make no promises whatsoever
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>>47373058
>(Join when you reach vasto)
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>>47373058
>Refuse him politely and suggest an alternative. (Join when you reach vasto)
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>>47373058
>Refuse him politely and suggest an alternative. (Join when you reach vasto)
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>>47373058
>Refuse him politely and suggest an alternative. (Join when you reach vasto)
I think this is best case scenario so we have some time to prepare
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>>47373058
>Refuse him politely and suggest an alternative. (Join when you reach vasto)
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>>47373058
>>Refuse him completely.
We just want to do our farm thing, mang. Why does everyone keep showing up to fuck with our lives?
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>>47373058
>>Refuse him politely and suggest an alternative. (Join when you reach vasto)
this seems safest, and if we get leads on other options in that time well...
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>>47373058
>Refuse him politely and suggest an alternative. (Join when you reach vasto)
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If we join him do we even have a choice in whether or not we go arrancar?

He's kind of REALLY fucking pushy, Aizen is.
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>>47373058
>Refuse him politely and suggest an alternative. (Join when you reach vasto)

Barragan is actually a bigger dick than Aizen.
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>>47373058
>Refuse him politely and suggest an alternative. (Join when you reach vasto)

>>47373121
I doubt it, he'll order the others to rip our shit off.
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>>47373058
>>Refuse him completely.
After finding out about how the reich went I doubt we want to join anyone elses cause.
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Also, is everyone else on board with making OURSELVES an arrancar instead of having aizen do it?
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>>47373121
Eh maybe.
But then you'd be the bitch boy of EVERY numeros that there is.
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>>47373058
>>Refuse him politely and suggest an alternative only if I get to keep Vanaheim. Of course is provide you with what you need to make others stronger and you'll protect me and mine.
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>>47373140
Natural arrancar are generally stronger, it's true.

I feel like most people are opting to just brush him off inoffensively, though, so that option is still on the table.
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>>47373159
I just want to see the stage beyond Vasto.

I want to see you squirm.

If we get stuck with Arrancar could we at least get an Omake of transforming or being Beyond-vasto?

I just really like seeing new stuff.
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>>47373058
>Refuse him politely and suggest an alternative. (Join when you reach vasto)

Conditionally, as well.

We get to keep Vanaheim. We rule it. Aizen can be an emperor if he wishes, but we remain a king.
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>>47373121
We should actually just tear our own mask off instead of using the aizen bullshit. It's a flat buff to our fighting capability anyways, but I just want to do it ourselves instead of relying on Aizen for literally anything ever

>>47373178
Oh, I absolutely voted for flat refusal

>>47373182
I'd really rather not go too Speshul Snowflake and just stick with canonical races, instead of adding in a brand new type of hollow.
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>>47373214
>I'd really rather not go too Speshul Snowflake

This argument needs to die, now. Literally half the characters in Bleach are the sort of shit you'd hear about in Mary Sue greentexts.

This is also discounting how special of a snowflake Kaizar already is.

It's not an argument that belongs in Bleach. Please stop.
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Vasto wins

>Writing.
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>>47373259
Dude, I'm just saying that we don't need to make some brand new special entirely new race that's never ever been seen before ever.

Yeah, everyone in bleach is a speshu, but that's because of powersets and aizen bullshittery. It's explainable. Having a brand new level of hollow appear for no reason is something that just seems unnecessary to me, personally.

Just because my opinion subjectively means more than yours does doesn't mean that the arguement that a brand new never before seen race is more stupid than a crazy powerset any less valid
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>>47373306
So in other words, once Strawberry shows up. We're just gonna die, because his so much more powerful then everybody else? K... Fuck off with your 'no change the lore' shit
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>>47373058
>Refuse him politely and suggest an alternative
Possibly negotiate later, for example when we see some evidence of this "change" he's talking about.
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>>47373306
>this type of snowflake is okay

>but this type isn't

That's how you know you have a shoddy argument. Fuck you.

In all seriousness, though, I'm more interested in something new plain and simple. There is no badwrongfun here. If we go arrancar I'll be disappointed that I can't see it but I won't get all butthurt about it, but there is no reason why we shouldn't be allowed to explore new avenues. Especially when "A new X never seen before!" happens pretty often in Bleach. Kubo just happens to backtrack and make it less unique most of the time. However there are things which are supposedly abjectly impossible in canon, so I can't abide by the argument of "we shouldn't make a new X for no reason" when the precedent is already there.
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"I have a question first.
Why?"

He smiles but that smile makes every strand of non-existent hair on your back rise up.
"It's because the shinigami are incompetent fools bound by the tyrannical rule of a bunch of self centered nobles.
I saw the world for what it is and I want to break it apart.
That's all there is to it."

You grin a little.
"Then the answer is no."

"What?"
He looks disappointed.

"You said you want Menos, right?
Wouldn't you rather want a Vasto Lorde?"

"Oh, you think you have what it takes?"

"Think?
No.
I'm already becoming one."
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>>47373344
It's not the change in the lore that irks me, it's the fact that it'd be unexplainable beyond "kaizers super awesome and can jsut do it ok".

Plus, saying it should definitely happen because Ichigo bullshit is fuckin stupid. Ichigo is always going to be bullshit, making us speshul isn't going to change that in any way

>>47373385
Did you just not read my post beyond the aprt where I said I disliked it? I'm saying that the other shit you mentioned MAKES SENSE. Zanpakutos have magic bullshit. They do magic shit. Arrancars have those, and hollows have crazy bullshit powers. It's the POWERS that make them speshul snowflakes, and they're always explainable KUBOOOOO shit. I'm just trying to say that a brand new special race seems silly to me when it's completely unprecedented and unexplainable
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>>47373433
>I'm just trying to say that a brand new special race seems silly to me when it's completely unprecedented and unexplainable

The vizards were exactly that. Ichigo is exactly that. Ywach is exactly that.
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>>47373450
Yes, but again, those are EXPLAINABLE. The vizards were aizen experimenting with bullshit. Ichigo is Aizen eperimenting with bullshit. YHWH is some soul-king type being which has precedent because the soul king is already one. I'm trying to say that it has been shown, constantly, that vasto lorde is the end. that's it. no more. Having us go beyond that for no tangible reason beyond "he just can, ok" seems silly.

I get that you want that, but I really don't. Can't we just agree to disagree here? I mean you clearly don't want to entertain my reasoning, so I'm not really sure what I can argue here.
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>>47373493
Maybe there is a reason. Like, others have reached that stage but they end up fucking off somewhere else because reasons.

I don`t think that at any point it is said that Vasto is the for sure final form.
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That got his attention.
"Really?"

"Yeah, while I'm not sure how long it takes I can already feel the effects of the transformation.
So if you are willing to wait then I can join your ranks like that.
But I have a few conditions."

"Name it."

"First off, Vanaheim remains as it is today.
Free of all outside influence, but loyal to me and by extension you.
And its people are protected."

"But of course."

"Also if it's okay I want to become an arrancar on my own."

"Why?"

"Crutches are made for those that need them."

He smiles.
"Very well.
Anything else?"

You shake your head.
"Nothing comes to mind, but the others might."

"That's fine.
So you are saying that you'll seek me out once you become a Vasto Lorde at least?"

"If you have a better idea than say it."

"No that's fine.
I'll send someone over soon with the means of locating me.
If that's fine with you of course."

"Sure."

"Come Kaname, let us leave."
When all is said and done the two shinigami disappear with their equivalent of sonido.

When the area is clear Neliel speaks up.
"What was that about?"
She asks with a concerned look on his face.

"I think we've just dodged a bullet."

"So that stuff about becoming a Vasto Lorde?"

"A lie.
But I think it bought us some time at least."

"I was going to voice my concerns but you managed to surprise me with that."

"Yeah, for some reason every fiber of my being warns me that the guy is dangerous.
I just hope I made the right decision."
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>>47373493
Without kubo saying "lol plot" and literal fucking soul magic that can only be done by literally one of two things in the entirety of the setting there is absolutely no way the vizards or Ichigo is possible.

Just because there is an "example" of why doesn't mean it makes sense or sets a precedence AGAINST something like a next stage after Vasto.

Your argument is "I don't want to differ from canon" which is already moot just by virtue of this being a quest. And canonically Kubo has had to backtrack and explain things because he backed himself into a corner, moreover, the entirety of hollow life-spans has never been fully explained or explored, Kubo could literally come out with a new issue that says "IT'S SOMETHING BEYOND A VASTO!?!?!" tomorrow because he ran out of other threats to throw at his inability to properly escalate threats.

Your argument of "it's kubo" is entirely self-destructive because that would be the exact reason why Kaizar CAN become something new.

I get where you're coming from, I don't agree with it.
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And that'll be the last post for today.

I'll do the archiving now, then I'll go and get some fresh air.

When I'm done with all of the above I'll get to editing the pastebins.
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>"Crutches are made for those that need them."
Oh, he liked that.

>>47373585
Thanks for the thread Spooky.
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>>47373523
I'd assume in the grand long history of hollows, that if there was anything beyond vasto, at least one guy would have become that. And it's sort-of implied starrk was the first hollow, and his final form was arrancar. I just don't see any reason to have us be somehow infinitely more special than everyone else. Our powerset is already really bullshit without adding on top of that.

>>47373576
So your argument is "it's a quest, fuck canon entirely"? Seriously, I get where your coming from but there should be a balance between new shit and canon instead of chucking out everything entirely. THeres a reason it's in this setting, why remove the things here?
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>>47373585
Thanks for running!
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>>47373585
Thanks for the run Spooky.
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>>47373605
>sort-of implied starrk was the first hollow
Gonna need sauce for that.
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>>47373585
Caught it at the end. Thanks for the thread m8
That shit with Alex was silly.
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>>47373585

Thanks for running!
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>>47373605
>So your argument is "it's a quest, fuck canon entirely"? Seriously, I get where your coming from but there should be a balance between new shit and canon instead of chucking out everything entirely. THeres a reason it's in this setting, why remove the things here?

>we can't have one new hollow type because it WOULD IMPLODE THE SETTING

Dude. Your hyperbole is insane. Stop taking what I am saying out of context and butchering it.

I'm always going to push for whatever is beyond vasto because I don't have a stick up my ass that stops me from wanting to see something new and potentially fun. Why would anyone ever willingly cripple their potential for a silly reason? It could be the most fun thing ever and you want to never find out because "muh purity".

It's whatever, man. You do you.
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>>47373605
>And it's sort-of implied starrk was the first hollow

Wut? Arturo is older than Starrk, and he wasn't even the first hollow.

>inb4 vidya canon not real canon
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>>47373618
That's why I said sort-of instead confirming it. I read about it in a tinfoil hat thread way back but can't remember specifics. I may be totally wrong, though.

I mean, he's old as shit and had so much strength he literally killed anyone who came close. Gotta be super old/powerful to get that tough

>>47373655
Dude, I'm not saying NUH UH IT'LL RUIN EVERYTHING EVER AND KILL THE QUEST AHHHHHHHHH

I'm, just saying it has literally no foreshadowing or explanation behind it apart from "kaizer is super special and jsut can ok" whereas shit like vizards can be explained, and ichigo is essentially just a vizard crossed with a quincy.

FFS I get you want it. I get you think it'd be 'fun'. I just, personally, would not enjoy a brand new thing never seen in the setting before because at that point why use the setting? Goddamn let's just agree to disagree on this because both our points are UTTERLY FUCKING SUBJECTIVE.

>>47373679
Meh, was just a crazy tinfoil hat theory. Hence why I didn't say that it was utterly true and canon, and was jsut sort-of implied like half the other crazy shit kubo pulls out of his kubo
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>>47373730
You know why we are certain Starrk isn't the oldest hollow?

Because Yamamoto didn't know him. That's pretty much it. He simply would have known about a powerful hollow if it was around when he was younger, because for some reason they knew about fucking everything back then.
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>>47373775
Did Yamamoto ever mention knowing any of the enemies besides Aizen and YWCH.
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>>47373730
>Dude, I'm not saying NUH UH IT'LL RUIN EVERYTHING EVER AND KILL THE QUEST AHHHHHHHHH

Never said that. Stop. I was talking about how it breaks your setting, not that everything would be bad because of it.

Kaizar being special is all the reason it takes. It's how Bleach works.

You're taking everything I say and spinning it as some sort of anarchic twist against the setting or something.

Could you just fuck off?
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>>47373806
He knew Muramasa/Koga and that one space-time guy. Basically every threat and person from his time. He knows things.
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>>47373730
>>47373818

Maybe just let it go? I mean, I think whichever route we go Spooky will pull it through in a way we'll all like. Winrar either way.
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>>47373818
Yes, but I would enjoy it more if it was remotely explainable. We're a normal hollow. We weren't the result of crazy aizen experiments, we're a normal hollow with a normal bullshit power. I'm not using hyperbole because my entire arguement is "I'd rather not personally" and you're spining it as me demanding we stick exclusively to canon because apparently I just want to spite you, personally, and am demanding we only ever do things my way

>>47373841
I'm trying to, really. But I can't help but argue and shitpost. It's a disease.

I can't stop until he realises that it is utterly pointless to argue because my entire argument is "I would personally rather not" where he's assuming it's "We can't do this it's stupid and so are you reeeeee"

Or until he just stops posting. It's a game of chicken at this point
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>>47373818
We have had crazy rapid growth so far. maybe something happened to make us that way? Some Nazi experiment or something?

>>47373839
Those were former Shinigami and filler shits, he only knew of them to hype up the filler.
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>I'm, just saying it has literally no foreshadowing or explanation behind it apart from "kaizer is super special and jsut can ok" whereas shit like vizards can be explained, and ichigo is essentially just a vizard crossed with a quincy.

Pretty sure the idea is that its part of the natural hollow life cycle, its just that kaizar will reach it without any others because once they hit vasto, they dont need to eat, and so they stopped trying to grow. Whereas kaizar will NEVER stop trying to become more powerful, but is to prideful to take the easy way out of arrancarr'ing himself, (assuming we DO go the vasto+ route.) combined with our slime-indueced bullshit growth rate. (we went to adjuchas in like two decades. that aint normal.) also it would be fair to assume that in the quests canon lore, starrk also reached this level, but downgraded after splitting his soul out of loneliness, and doesnt remember what things were like before that.
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>>47373864
You just literally repeated what I just said.

Also, hyperbole is exaggeration, just throwing that out there.
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>>47373869
Actually shit, Hitler was know to be interested in the occult and the death camps were turbo boosting Hollow growth rates. There could be something there.
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>>47373898
The ability to shut off our emotions has been hands down our most useful ability.
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>>47373896
>we went to adjuchas in like two decades. that aint normal
try two years.
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>>47373896
Didn't this quest start in 42-43? And WWII just ended like a couple days ago, right? We turned adjuchas some time before then.
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>>47373978
>>47374016
that just helps prove my point. that shit normally takes a good deal longer. we got hollow nanomachines.
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>>47373970
>tfw our death was orchestrated under auspicious stars to create the soldier that would make the Fatherland great again.

>tfw anons want to make Hueco the new Fatherland

It all makes sense!
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>>47374045
What if Hitler was actually Aizen all along?

He could make anyone looking at him think he looked like someone else, and Hitler survived things that were almost 100% guaranteed to kill a normal man.

Aizen himself only showed himself to us AFTER the war was over.

He's been playing us this whole time.
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Social links have been edited.

As always feel free to correct me if I fucked up or left out something.
I'll do it first thing in the morning.

As for today, I'm signing out
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>>47374084
The nano hollows! They are the souls of broken Jews/loyal Nazi soldiers that were attached to us in our first moments of Hollow existence! moments we can`t remember clearly for some reason!
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>>47374134
OUR MUCUS IS OUR FORMER SOLDIERS WE COMMANDED!

Even in death, they still serve us loyally!

I don't know what to do with this information.
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>>47374159
Me neither.
Feels Rechious though.
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>>47374127
Damn man Asher is makin' GAINZ
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>>47374159
that...actually makes a DISTURBING amount of sense.

On another note, who is on board with eventually ripping the hogyouko out of aizens chest and eating it?

The thing was meant to equalize hollow and shinigami, might allow us to go vasto+ AND arrancarr.

Or might just provide a powerboost.

Either way the look on aizens face would be worth.
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>>47373556
>"Crutches are made for those that need them."

Pretty sure we just got promoted a few ranks from 'Mook' in Aizen's mind.
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Damn, does anyone else ship Alex and Ascher? They'd be adorable.
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>>47374240
Aizen himself said that taking the Hogyoku away from him doesn't actually separate the two.

At the point where it was embedded in him it was symbolic, the Hogyoku couldn't actually be taken from him as it was his.

It only stopped being his when Ichigo rekt him so fucking hard even plot decided it was time to bail.
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>>47374325
That's why I need to know what Alex is going to look like when she Arrancars.

Because babbies and shit.

Asher has hollow juice in him now, they are totally cross-compatible and you know it.
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>>47374325
>>47374347
>Asher and Alex having a litter of kids
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>>47374361
Kaizar can be the grandfather he deserved to be.
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>>47374325
They shall be known as the mascot duo.
And kaizar will brutally eviscerate anybody who so much as looks at them wrong.
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>>47374389
>>47374384
>They both die before they can have them
>Its returned



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