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It's been several hours since you escaped the desert in the car Yamcha gave you. Bulma has recovered from her head injury, and Oolong, despite his continued protests, has kept you on course for Fire Mountain.

For a while now, you've been able to see a bright light in the distance. Bulma and Goku thought it was the sunset at first, but Oolong insists that it's Fire Mountain. The temperature has steadily gone up, and as you grow closer, you can see that Oolong was right.

It's one of the strangest sights you have ever seen. An entire mountain engulfed in flames.

"Well, there's Fire Mountain," Oolong announces as the car pulls up to an empty village at the base of the mountain.

At the top, you can barely make out a large structure above the flames. It looks like a castle. You've never seen one of those in person before.

"Wow, I've never seen anything like it," Bulma gasps.

You all step out of the car, and Goku climbs onto the roof of the vehicle. As a group, you stand there gawking until Oolong breaks the silence.

"Well, I don't know about you guys, but I've seen enough," he tells you. "I'm ready to go."

Bulma frowns. "We need the Dragonball, Oolong. We aren't going anywhere."

>A. You aren't scared

>B. Ask where all the people are

>C. Ask Bulma if the Dragon Radar says where exactly the ball is

>D. Something else

>>47358706
>>C. Ask Bulma if the Dragon Radar says where exactly the ball is

>>47358706
>>C. Ask Bulma if the Dragon Radar says where exactly the ball is

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>>47358737
"Does your radar say where the ball is?" you ask Bulma.

"It's straight ahead, but too far to be in the village," she answers after taking out the radar. "I'll bet it's in that castle."

Oolong nods. "Sure, and if you can get past the strongest giant in the world, and through a wall of flame, it's all yours."

"So, does he live up there in the castle?" Bulma asks.

"He did," Oolong answers. "But they say even he can't get past those flames."

"So then, why did he start the fire?" Goku asks.

Oolong shakes his head. "No, kid, he didn't start it. He asked a wizard to make a wall of flame to protect his castle from thieves, but it spread out of control. He's been stuck out here ever since."

"You sure seem to know a lot about it," Bulma says, turning to Oolong.

"I was a tour guide for the local chamber of commerce, alright?" Oolong replies. "And I just remembered I forgot to clock out!"

He jumps back into the car and shuts the door.

Bulma growls. "You are the biggest coward I know!"

"Yeah, well I know why you're not scared," Oolong tells her. "You think Goku and Tofoo are gonna protect you, but even they're no match for the Ox King."

"My grandpa taught me to be fearless," Goku explains. "So I'm not worried."

"Oh yeah? Well let me show you what my grandpa taught me!" Oolong shouts before quickly backing the car away and speeding off.

"Let's give him a head start!" Goku suggests with a laugh.

>A. Shout "piggy"

>B. Run after the car

>C. Something else

>>47359028
>Ask if the Dragonballs were in the car, if they are A, if not go looking for the next Dragonball

>>47359028
>>A. Shout "piggy"

>>47359113
>>47359120
"Are the Dragonballs in the car?" you ask.

Goku nods. "I left them there."

"PIGGY!" you shout at the top of your lungs.

"PIGGY, PIGGY, PIGGY!" Goku and Bulma join in.

Oolong immediately stops and gets out of the car, running to the nearby bushes to empty his bowels.

You retrieve the Dragonballs from the car and hand them to Bulma, who removes the keys from the ignition.

The four of you make your way into the nearby village, which is empty save the crumbling buildings and various skeletons of both humans and animals.

Goku picks up a stick and begins poking a skull with it, while Bulma looks around and Oolong tries not to wet himself.

"Ugh, I can't stand this heat," Bulma complains.

"Shh...the Ox King could be around, and if he hears us, we're dead," Oolong warns.

Bulma frowns and looks at her Dragon Radar.

"Well, the ball's definitely up in the castle..." she confirms. "Hey, Goku, do you think you can fly up there and get the ball?"

Goku turns, holding the skull in front of his face. "I tried that once, and look what happened to me."

Bulma giggles. "Goku, you're crazy!"

"FLYING NIMBUS!" Goku yells.

The cloud streaks down from the sky, and Goku hops onto it, flying up toward the mountain.

>A. Watch Goku

>B. Keep an eye out for the Ox King

>C. Something else

>>47359298
>Put a skull, preferably an Ox skull, on our head and scare Oolong, then B

>>47359298
>>B. Keep an eye out for the Ox King

>>47359334
You.

I like you.

>>47359334
This please. And also keep an eye out for trouble

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>>47359334
You look around, grinning as you find a cow skull on the ground. Rushing over to it, you pick it up and put it on your head before creeping up behind Oolong and tapping him on the shoulder.

"What is it kid?" he asks as he starts to turn around, only for his eyes to go wide with terror as he finds himself looking at the skull.

"Roar!" you growl as menacingly as a twelve year old can manage.

Oolong squeals and races off, leaping behind some rubble and taking cover.

Bulma laughs, and you join her as you take the skull off your head.

You both go silent, however, as a giant ax slams into the wall near Bulma's head.

You turn around to find a giant, bearded man in weird looking suspenders, a red cape, and a large, horned helmet standing over you.

He reaches out and removes the ax from the wall, staring down at you and Bulma.

>A. Ask if he's the Ox King

>B. Tell Bulma to run (attack the Ox King)

>C. Run

>D. Cower

>E. Something else

>>47359541
>A. Ask if he's the Ox King

>>47359541
>>A. Ask if he's the Ox King
>>E. Something else
Mentally prepare for TRUE VIOLENCE

>>47359541
>A, and tell him we are pleased to meet him

>>47359577
>Thinking you can take the Ox King

That's cute

>>47359577
This

>>47359598
All fighters have a weakness. Most males have the same weakness.

>>47359727
We have taken advantage of that many times in this quest so far

>>47359598
I'm not saying we can
BUT WE AREN'T OUR FATHERS SON IF WE DON'T TRY

>>47359577
"Are you the Ox King?" you ask him.

"That's right," he rumbles in a powerful voice. "And who are you two?!"

"We-we're nobody!" Bulma stammers.

"Why are you two here?!" The Ox King roars. "Have you come to steal the treasures from my castle?!"

"U-us?" Bulma asks. "No, of course not! We didn't even know there was a castle up there! Right, Tofoo?"

>A. Go along with Bulma's lie

>B. Tell the Ox King that you were trying to get something from his castle

>C. Ask him if he's ever heard of something called a Dragonball

>D. Attack!

>E. Wolf Fang Fist!

>>47359810
>C. Ask him if he's ever heard of something called a Dragonball

>>47359810
>>B. Tell the Ox King that you were trying to get something from his castle

>>47359810
>C

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Since we are about to fight Ox King possibly, I figured this image might be appropriate, especially in a SOM thread.

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>>47359850
"Have you ever heard of something called a Dragonball?" you ask the Ox King.

"A Dragonball?" the giant asks.

You pull out one of the five you and the others have collected, showing it to the Ox King.

"Hmm...yes, I think I've seen something like that up in my castle," he tells you, his voice having lost some of the anger it held.

>A. Ask if you can have it

>B. Tell him you came here looking for it, and ask what you have to do for him to give it to you

>C. Tell him you were trying to get into his castle and take it

>D. Something else

>>47360068
I was at dinner, forgive me anon
>>47360092
B. Tell him you came here looking for it, and ask what you have to do for him to give it to you

>>47360092
>>B. Tell him you came here looking for it, and ask what you have to do for him to give it to you

>>47360092
>B, and that our friend flew up there to try and get it on his magic cloud

>>47360198
Lol this one please

>>47360092
>D. Something else
"Do you need me to find you a better wizard to stop your castle from being on fire? The one you got must've flunked wizard school."

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>>47360114
You explain that you and Bulma came looking for the Dragonball, and ask if there's anything you can do that would make him give it to you.

"Sorry, but if it's in my castle, neither of us can get it," the Ox King tells you. "And there's only one man who could put out the flames."

"My friend might be able to," you tell the Ox King. "He just flew up to it on his magic cloud."

"Magic cloud?" The Ox King asks.

"Hey," Goku says as he flies over on the Nimbus. "It looks like it's going to be harder than we thought to get into that castle."

The Ox King grumbles. "Hey, kid, I know that cloud! Who gave it to you?"

"A man who called himself the Turtle Hermit," Goku answers.

"His real name is Master Roshi," the Ox King explains. "Do you know where I can find him?"

Goku floats over to Bulma and asks about finding the man, while the Ox King stares at the pole on your friend's back.

"Hey, what's that little tooth pick you carry with you?" The Ox King asks him.

"It's called the Power Pole!" Goku explains. "Neat, huh? My grandpa gave it to me before he died."

"Interesting," the Ox King comments. "Was his name Gohan?"

Goku nods.

"I knew it!" The Ox King laughs. "Your granda once tried to break that toothpick upside my head!"

"Why were you and grandpa fighting?" Goku asks in concern.

"Because we were like brothers," The Ox King answers. "Your grandfather was the first pupil chosen by Master Roshi, and I had the honor of being the second. So you're Gohan's boy?"

Goku smiles. "Yeah, my name is Goku!"

"That's a fine name!" The Ox King says cheerfully.

>A. Ask if Master Roshi is even stronger than the Ox King

>B. Ask if you can have the Dragonball if you help him find Master Roshi

>C. Ask if Master Roshi could teach you

>D. Something else

>>47360363
>A. Ask if Master Roshi is even stronger than the Ox King

>>47360363
D. All of the above

>>47360363
>A and B

>>47360363
>D. Something else
>Name drop our parents and describe the creature that killed them to the Ox King

>>47360481
Pretty sure the creature that killed our parents is going to be a giant monkey

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>>47360437
"Is Master Roshi even stronger than you?" you ask the Ox King.

"Oh my, yes!" The Ox King answers. "He's the greatest martial artist in the world!"

"If we help you find him, can we have the Dragonball?" you ask.

"Sure," The Ox King agrees. "What's your name, little one?"

"Tofoo," you tell him.

"Tofoo," he repeats. "Another fine name. I have tasks for both of you boys. If you do these things for me, the Dragonball is yours."

He turns toward Goku. "Master Roshi has in his possession a magical Bansho Fan that can put out the fires surrounding my castle. Will you go on the Flying Nimbus and get the fan from him?"

"Okay," Goku says.

The Ox King turns to you. "Yesterday, I sent my only daughter, Chichi to find Master Roshi, but I'm worried something awful has happened to her. Please, find my ChiChi."

He pulls out a photograph of a pretty, dark-haired girl about your age.

>A. Promise you'll find her

>B. Go look for Chichi

>C. Comment that she looks pretty

>D. Something else

>>47360639
>>B. Go look for Chichi
>>C. Comment that she looks pretty

>>47360639
>A. Promise you'll find her
>fight the urge to ask what the fuck is with that helmet

>>47360639
>D. Something else
>Nervously ask about Chichi's mother and when she's revealed to be dead, give our condolences.

>>47360663
Ok this is good

>>47360639
>A, C under our breath, but just loud enough for Ox King to hear

>>47360639
>Ask Goku what he thinks about Chi-chi.

>>47360663
You promise to find Chichi, fighting the urge to ask about the weird helmet she's wearing, and also thinking to yourself that she's really pretty.

"Thank you so much," The Ox King tells you. "She's kind of a coward, but-"

"Mr. Ox King, sir," Goku interrupts. "I'm going to go find Master Roshi, now."

"Of course, goodbye my boy! And good luck!" The Ox king tells him before looking back at you. "Anyway, Chichi went that way!"

He points in the general direction you came from.

"Please, bring her home safe," The Ox King begs.

>A. Tell him he's not as mean as Oolong said he was

>B. Tell him he's a lot nicer than people say

>C. Go look for Chichi

>D. Something else

>>47360891
>A

>>47360891
>B. Tell him he's a lot nicer than people say
>>C. Go look for Chichi

>>47360891
>C. Go look for Chichi

>>47360923
Second

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>>47360923
You tell the Ox King that he's a lot nicer than people say before turning and running off in search of Chichi.

Surprisingly, you find her very quickly as you run down the road you came from. She's standing on the side of it, looking off into the distance. She's wearing that same odd helmet from the photo, but now, in person, you can see that she's wearing some odd cross between a bathing suit and armor, along with a cape.

"I thought he loved me," you hear her whine as you approach. "I guess he's just shy, how romantic."

"Chichi?" you ask as you approach.

She gasps and turns toward you. "H-how do you know my name? Do you love me too?"

>A. Ask what she's talking about

>B. Point out that you just met her

>C. You don't know, but you think she's pretty

>D. You don't know, but she seems nice

>E. Something else

>>47361200
>B. Point out that you just met her
>Continue to fight the urge to comment on her stupid clothes

>>47361200
>B, your dad sent me to find you

>>47361200
>>B. Point out that you just met her
Besides your dad asked me ta find ya.

>>47361200
B

>>47361304
Sleepy! How have you been?

>>47361407
Fine. Now write ya damn faggot! Hahaha

>>47361234
You point out that you just met her.

"W-well then how do you know my name?" she asks nervously.

You explain that her dad sent you to find her.

Her face lights up and she smiles brightly. "He did? Oh, Papa...."

She walks over. "That's really sweat of you. But I can't go back yet, Papa sent me to find the Bansho Fan so we can get back into our castle. A man named Master Roshi has it, but I can't find him."

>A. Ask how she was supposed to do all that by herself

>B. Tell her that your friend Goku is looking for the Bansho Fan

>C. Ask what she meant when she asked if you loved her too

>D. Something else

>>47361465
>>B. Tell her that your friend Goku is looking for the Bansho Fan
>>C. Ask what she meant when she asked if you loved her too

>>47361465
>B, then C

>>47361465
>B. Tell her that your friend Goku is looking for the Bansho Fan

>>47361465
>B.
>C.

>>47361479
"My friend Goku is looking for the Bansho Fan," you tell her.

"Really?" Chichi asks, optimism shining in her voice.

You've just met Chichi, but she has a similar air about her to Goku. You get the sense that she's a good person, and the two of you could probably be good friends.

"So, what did you mean when you asked if I loved you too?" you ask her.

"Oh, well, there was a boy here just a minute ago," she explains. "He was taller, and had long black hair, and was missing a tooth. He also had a blue cat with him."

Yamcha.

"He told me he loved me, then drove off right before you got here," she tells you, pointing off in that direction.

>A. Tell her that's Yamcha, he's a dangerous bandit

>B. Tell Chichi to go back to her dad while you go after Yamcha

>C. Go after Yamcha, and have Chichi come with you

>D. Take Chichi back to her dad

>>47361660
>A. Tell her that's Yamcha, he's a dangerous bandit
>B. Tell Chichi to go back to her dad while you go after Yamcha

>>47361660
>>D. Take Chichi back to her dad
cpa?

>>47361660
>A, then D while making sure Yamcha isn't following us

>>47361697
?

>>47361781
Nothing. Hands slipped on phone and didn't see.

>>47361713
You explain to her that Yamcha is a dangerous bandit and that he's tried to hurt you and your friends several times.

"Oh, gosh," Chichi says. "I don't think Papa would approve of me having a boyfriend like that."

You start back toward Fire Mountain with Chichi, keeping an eye over your shoulder to see if Yamcha is following you.

Sure enough, you spot the bandit's vehicle creeping up on you.

He seems to know you see him, as the vehicle immediately moves to take cover behind some trees.

>A. Tell Chichi to run back to her dad while you deal with Yamcha

>B. Take Chichi back to her dad anyway

>C. Take Chichi to go confront Yamcha

>D. Something else

>>47361895
>A. Tell Chichi to run back to her dad while you deal with Yamcha
Should we tell her to tell Bulma about what Yamcha said to her? Seems like it could be fun

>>47361895
>A, and look around for a weapon

>>47361925
Sounds good.

>>47361930
Yup

>>47361925
Oh, you devious little bastard.

Love it

>>47361925
>>47361930
You tell Chichi to run back to her dad while you deal with Yamcha, and make sure to add that she should tell everyone what Yamcha said to her.

Especially the blue haired girl in the bunny outfit.

That's important.

As Chichi races off, you find a rock and a tree-branch. Picking both up, you race to the tree Yamcha hid behind, finding him and Puar sitting in their car.

They're wrapped up in a conversation and don't seem to notice you.

>A. Throw the rock at Puar and try to knock him out (75)

>B. Sneak up on Yamcha and smack him upside the head with the branch (80)

>C. Sneak up on Puar and hit him with the branch (85)

>D. Charge and attack Yamcha

>E. Loudly clear your throat

>F. Something else

>>47362139
>A. Throw the rock at Puar and try to knock him out (75)
Just be ready with the branch if you fuck up

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>47362149
I forgot, sorry

>>47362139
>F. Something else
PICK UP THE CAR AND THROW IT!

>>47362149
>>47362165
Rolls are done after the vote

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>47362139
>>A. Throw the rock at Puar and try to knock him out (75)

>>47362139
>>E. Loudly clear your throat

>>47362165
>>47362217
thank god votes aren't until an option wins

>>47362149
>>47362217
A wins, roll

Rolled 70 (1d105)

>>47362327
how do I roll dice in italics

>>47362339
>d105

>Still failed

You embarrass yourself.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>47362327
that 105 gonna count against us?

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>47362327
Sorry Puar

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>47362327
meh

>>47362360
>>47362362
>>47362363
Damn. Oh well, plan B, RETREAT!

>>47362360
>>47362362
>>47362363
You throw the stone, hoping to hit Puar but instead clocking Yamcha in the side of the head.

The two bandits look at you, eyes going wide.

"That kid is really starting to bug me," Puar comments.

"You and me both," Yamcha says, standing up. "Was the last spanking not enough for you, squirt? Or do you need another taste of my Wolf Fang Fist?"

>A. Tell him that this time you're going to make sure he doesn't come after you or your friends again

>B. Retreat!

>C. Charge at Yamcha

>D. Get ready to defend yourself

>E. Attack with your Wolf Fang Fist!

>F. Something else

>>47362429
>E. Attack with your Wolf Fang Fist!

>>47362429
F. Ask why he is so insistent on attacking us and our friends
>Then D.

>>47362429
F. Retreat a bit then throw more rocks and branches and shit at Yamcha until he just charges then hit him in the nuts. Keep hitting him there until he's unconscious.

>>47362429
>Tell him Chichi is going to tell her dad, the Ox King, a bandit is nearby, then WFF with the branch

>>47362429
>F
>"The last spanking actually wasn't enough for me. This time could you also verbally degrade me?"

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>>47362458
>>47362469
"Why do you keep attacking me and my friends?" you ask him.

"At first I was just going to take your things and let you cross my desert in piece," Yamcha reminds you. "But you made things personal. And how, without your little friend here to help you, I can handle you myself!"

You hurl the tree branch at Yamcha, then drop into a defensive stance.

>>https://www.youtube.com/watchv=8kr7BKP5amM

Yamcha catches the tree branch and snaps it in half before leaping from his vehicle and coming charging at you.

You throw a punch at his groin when he gets close enough, but he blocks it with his knee before kicking you in the jaw with his other leg.

You're thrown back, landing on your back and rolling backward into a crouch just in time to see him come rushing at you again.

Yamcha throws a kick at your head, but you block it before sliding between his legs and punching upward, catching him right in the groin.

You get behind him ad he spins and jumps back, tears in his eyes as he covers his crotch.

"Again! Come on!" he cries.

He takes a deep breath, and his stance tells you what's about to come.

"WOLF FANG FIST!"

>A. Try to avoid it

>B. Try to block it

>C. Charge

>D. Meet him with your own Wolf Fang Fist (85)

>E. Retreat!

>>47362674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kr7BKP5amM

Messed up link

>>47362674
>D. Meet him with your own Wolf Fang Fist (85)
we fucked up last time, but I'm ... hopeful?

>>47362674
>>E. Retreat
Run up the nearest tree! Start breaking branches off and throwing them at him!

>>47362707
Sleepy, cmon

>>47362674
>D. Meet him with your own Wolf Fang Fist (85)

>>47362674
> let you cross my desert in piece
I can't figure out if you meant in one piece or in peace.

>>47362734
Sorry, typo, a bit under the weather today

>>47362714
What? He's constantly been attacking us fuck that he gets annoyed before we kick his ass. Besides the image is funny in my head.

>>47362740
Which one did you mean? It's really bothering me.

>>47362774
peace

>>47362674
>>D. Meet him with your own Wolf Fang Fist (85)

>>47362733
>>47362690
ROLL

>>47362674
>Thumb to the eye
Let's go full on dirtiest player in the game. WOOO

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>47362806
Le epic fail

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>47362806
Attack his nuts!!!

Rolled 729 (1d1000)

>>47362806

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>47362806

>>47362827
Funny

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>47362806

>>47362815
>>47362817
>>47362830
Fuck
>>47362827
You're an idiot.

>>47362851
mad cause I had the best roll tho

Damn it SOMNIUS, stop adding fives to the difficultys

Guys, seeing as how we have no qualms about fighting dirty (dick shots and pocket sand) why don't we go full dirtiest player in the game and start using every cheap tactic we can when fighting someone stronger than us? Poking the eyes, biting, etc.

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>>47362815
>>47362817
>>47362827
>>47362830
You rush toward Yamcha, intending to meet him with the same technique.

"WOLF FANG FIST!" you shout.

You each throw a punch, and your fists slam together, but Yamcha's quicker with the next strike, catching you with a claw-strike to the side of the face and following it up with a barrage of hits that culminate in a double-palm strike to the face that throws you away.

You land on the ground, obviously in great pain. Still, you pick yourself up and get ready for more.

Yamcha draws his sword, smirking as he watches you stand.

"You should have stayed on the ground, kid," he tells you. "Now you'll have to die."

>A. Attack!

>B. Wait for him to come, avoid his attacks until you get an opening

>C. Call him a coward for using a sword against you

>D. Something else

>>47362896
>>C. Call him a coward for using a sword against you
Big man using a sword against a kid. The ladies of the world would be ashamed of you.

>>47362882
Eh, not sure I'd necessarily call Yamcha stronger than you. In terms of brute strength you guys are about even.

>>47362674
D! Give him the D!!!

>>47362882
We should get some poison gas
Invisible, odorless, perfect. We just need to build up immunity and we're set.

>>47362920
Oops, a little late lol

>>47362896
>C, when he says we attacked him with rocks and a branch kick him in the dick then poke him in the eyes

>>47362896
>>B. Wait for him to come, avoid his attacks until you get an opening

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>>47362911
>>47362945
You call Yamcha a coward for using a sword against you.

"I think I've proven I can beat you with my bare-hands," Yamcha tells you. "But if you want more pain, then fine!"

Yamcha tosses his sword to Puar, then breaks into a charge.

This time, you're more prepared.

>A. Meet his charge

>B. Defend and wait for an opening to counter

>C. Evade and wait for an opening to counter

>D. Wolf Fang Fist

>E. Something else

>>47363045
>D
It has to work eventually.

>>47363045
>C. Evade and wait for an opening to counter
we're already injured, though not ball tapped, so we need to do is wait for an opening, any opening, and just go whole hog on it

>>47363045
>C. Counter after evading

>>47363045
>C, bluff a dick shot and go for the eyes

>>47363045
>C. Evade and wait for an opening to counter

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>>47363121
Yamcha comes running, and you're ready for him.

You dive at the ground just before he reaches you, and handspring right over his head, landing in a push-up position and causing the kick he throws back at you to miss entirely.

You roll forward and stand, spinning in time to see Yamcha throwing a punch your way. You lean back to avoid it, and do a backward handspring to evade the knee-strike he attempts.

You backflip until your back is to the tree sitting beside Yamcha's car, and as he comes charging again, you realize that you've pretty much got Yamcha figured out as a fighter.

He's strong, and he's fast. That makes him dangerous. But his default action is to rush in and attack head-on, overpowering his opponents. And while his technique is good, it's not all that focused, making his moves kind of easy to dodge.

In short, he's strong but sloppy and predictable.

"WOLF FANG FIST!" he shouts as he's just about to reach you.

You jump up and spring off the tree, flying right over Yamcha's head as he cuts right through it with his Wolf Fang Fist.

You land behind Yamcha, and take advantage of your opening.

>A. Kick Yamcha into the weak spot he created in the tree. That should hurt him, and maybe make the tree fall on him, or his car

>B. Rush over to Puar and take Yamcha's sword

>C. Grab him by the leg and throw him at Puar

>D. Something else

>>47363231
>A. Kick Yamcha into the weak spot he created in the tree. That should hurt him, and maybe make the tree fall on him, or his car

>>47363231
>A

>>47363231
>>A. Kick Yamcha into the weak spot he created in the tree. That should hurt him, and maybe make the tree fall on him, or his car

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>>47363245
You leap up and land the most powerful kick you can muster on the back of Yamcha's head.

The force of the kick dazes Yamcha even before his face is forcefully slammed into the tree with enough force to cut more deeply into it.

Yamcha slumps to the ground, and the tree falls, collapsing to crush the car Yamcha and Puar had arrived in. Puar moves to a safe distance before the tree slams into the car, crushing it.

Yamcha does not get back up, and Puar looks between him and the car with a sad expression.

"Master, this isn't worth it," the cat cries. "Let's just go home."

The little cat transforms into a rug and slides under Yamcha, floating into the air and taking the bandit back the way they came from.

You watch them disappear into the distance, and you believe that this time, you've beaten them for good.

>End updates

And that's all for tonight, guys, hope you had fun.

Congratulations. I know the first saga is supposed to be the Pilaf Saga, but it pretty much became the Yamcha Saga, and you seem to have ended it with a bang

I'll probably run sometime this weekend, follow me @qmdralo to see when threads are up, and if you have any questions when I'm not running, go to ask.fm/qmdralo

I'll stick around for a little bit

I feel kinda bad now

>>47363441
How come?

>>47363456
I didn't get my spanking with verbal abuse.

>>47363491
Ha

>>47363456
Puar being sad and, yeah Yamcha's a dick, but this has really escalated beyond where it ever needed to be

>>47363456
So can we leave after helping with the dragonballs or we stuck here? Would it be possible to learn the crane style like Tienshinhan and Chioatzu? Or we can only learn turtle?

>>47363506
The odds of you encountering master Shen are extremely slim. You do have other potential paths, though I would recommend going with the Turtle School.

>>47363502
Yep, Yamcha's pretty much locked into villain, now.

>>47363550
Why? Just because that was what has happened in every other thing doesn't mean it has to here fuck the rails!

>>47363456
Nice thread m8

>>47363623
Thanks m8

>>47363417
Will you ever let us just kill Yamcha?

>>47363550
>though I would recommend going with the Turtle School.
Can we go learn magic instead?

>>47363550
PANTHER FANGER SCHOOL FOR LIFE.

Chin Star is cool too.

...Either are better then Turtle.

Panther Cyclone/Phantom Star is early afterimage.

>>47364348
But that's not the clearly defined path Som wants so he's not going to give any notice to it.

>>47364552
When's Som just gonna give us the link to a site where we can read/watch Dragon Ball for free?

>>47364575
Never because if he does then no one would really participate. Or that's my guess.

>>47365072
>participate.
Like they do now?

>>47365079
I mostly do it to shitpost him. Just look at some of my write-ins for it. I sometimes throw in a legit vote to fuck with him.

You really should make a character sheet

The only reason I havent bothered reading this is because i dont want to invest time into reading about something that could just be a generic MC archetype

Give new players a little something quick to read so we can get interested

>>47365804
Generic MC archetypes are all SOM writes, I would abandon anything to do with him if I were you. It's all just waifuhunting and snarking with his playerbase.