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"Hello, can you help us get through the desert?" you ask the man.

He smiles. "That's not why I'm here, I'm afraid. My name is Yamcha. I am master of the land you trespass upon."

You spot movement behind the man, and a small blue cat jumps out from behind Yamcha's leg.

"It's my land, too," the cat declares in a squeaky voice.

Oolong looks down at the cat, surprise on his face.

"You needn't fear me," Yamcha assures you. "Just hand over your money and any dynocaps you may have, and I'll let you pass peacefully."

"You're Puar!" Oolong declares, pointing at the cat. "We went to Shapeshifting School together!"

Oolong chuckles darkly.

"And you were a loud-mouthed bully!" Puar tells him before looking up at Yamcha. "He always picked on me, and stole my lunch money because I was smaller than him!"

Yamcha fixes his gaze on Oolong. "I'd say the tables have turned, my friend. How does it feel to be faced with someone bigger than yourself, little piglet?"

Oolong quickly scurries behind you and Goku.

"This guy looks pretty tough, kids, think you can take him?"

>A. No sweat

>B. Maybe not you, but Goku can

>C. If you and Goku work together it will be easy

>D. You'd rather not fight this guy

>E. Something else

>>47307895
>C. If you and Goku work together it will be easy

>>47307895
>C. If you and Goku work together it will be easy

>>47307964
You tell him that if you and Goku work together, it should be easy.

"But I don't want to fight him," Goku tells you, putting a hand over his stomach. "I'm too hungry."

"It's just like in the old days!" Puar declares. "The swine still hides behind someone whenever he's afraid!"

"Not much courage, huh?" Yamcha asks.

"That's right!" Puar answers. "Not an ounce of courage on that porker!"

Puar blows a raspberry at Oolong, who begins to tremble angrily.

"Puar, if I ever get my hands on you-" Oolong starts.

"Sounds like you haven't changed much over the years, Oolong," Goku comments.

"Alright boys, enough talk!" Yamcha tells you. "Either hand over your goods, or prepare to fight me!"

He takes a step forward.

Oolong looks over at you. "Tofoo, just how strong are you?"

>A. Super strong

>B. Strong enough

>C. Something else

>>47308162
>B. Strong enough

>>47308162
>B. Strong enough

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>>47308196
"I'm strong enough," you answer.

Oolong comes to stand beside you, and points at Yamcha. "Okay, big-shot, the bigger you are, the harder you fall! You may think you're looking at an easy haul here, but my man will slap you two silly before it's all said and done!"

Yamcha smirks, stepping forward and drawing a nasty looking sword.

"Prepare to defend yourself!" he warns.

Puar looks to Oolong, then back to Yamcha. "Make pork chops out of him, Yamcha! He can't talk to you like that!"

"Just a second," Oolong says before grabbing Goku by the wrist and running to hide behind a nearby rock. "Alright, destroy him, little buddy!"

"Oolong, why should he want to destroy this guy?" Goku asks. "Did this guy hurt somebody?"

"Haven't you been listening, kid? The sword isn't made of rubber, you know!" Oolong answers. "He plans to kill us!"

>A. Tell Yamcha you don't want to fight him, but you can't let him hurt your friends

>B. Ask Yamcha if he's ready

>C. Tell Yamcha he's going down

>D. Ask Yamcha to leave, you don't want to hurt him

>E. Something else

>>47308407
>A. Tell Yamcha you don't want to fight him, but you can't let him hurt your friends
"Even if he is selfish."

>>47308407
>>B. Ask Yamcha if he's ready
Also I hope your tougher than ya look ya goof.

>>47308407
>>A. Tell Yamcha you don't want to fight him, but you can't let him hurt your friends

>>47308433
"I don't want to fight you," you tell Yamcha. "But I can't let you hurt my friends, even if one of them is selfish."

"I admire your bravery, kid," Yamcha compliments.

He tosses the sheath to Puar and comes running at you with his sword, the way he's holding it suggesting that he intends to stab you with it.

>A. Duck under the sword and try to hit him between the legs

>B. Jump over the sword, and him, and kick him in the back of the head

>C. Avoid the sword attacks for as long as you can, and wait for an opportunity to strike

>D. Something else

>>47308669
>A. Duck under the sword and try to hit him between the legs
He'll expect us to try and keep away. If we're close enough he won't be able to use the blade

>>47308669
>B. Jump over the sword, and him, and kick him in the back of the head

>>47308694
>>47308702
Deadlock

>>47308669
>A. Duck under the sword and try to hit him between the legs

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>>47308694
As Yamcha comes charging, you jump forward and roll beneath the stab of his sword, coming up and punching the man right between the legs.

He hunches over, and the sword falls from his hand, stabbing uselessly into the sand as he drops to his knees in front of you.

"Y-Yamcha!" Puar calls in worry.

"Haha! Yeah! That's my man!" Oolong cheers from the safety of his rock.

Yamcha looks up at you with teary eyes, and opens his mouth as if to say something. The next thing you know, his fist is slamming into your jaw, and you're thrown backwards into the sand.

Yamcha stands up, still covering his crotch with one hand as Puar comes floating over to him.

"Yamcha, are you alright?" the cat asks in concern.

"I'm fine," Yamcha assures his friend. "Our little foe here just caught me off-guard."

He stays where you are as you stand back up.

"That was a nice move, kid," he tells you. "I took you too lightly. But now the real fight begins. Get ready!"

He comes rushing at you, this time without his sword. And, if that punch of his was any indicator, he's just as dangerous without his weapon.

>A. Meet his charge

>B. Go for the groin again

>C. Defend and look for an opening

>D. Leap over him and kick him in the back of the head

>E. Something else

>>47309022
>D. Leap over him and kick him in the back of the head

>>47309022
>D. Leap over him and kick him in the back of the head

>>47309048
As Yamcha comes running, you run too, leaping over him at the last second and kicking him in the head.

The man goes sprawling into the sand, and you hear him spitting the substance from his mouth as you land not far away.

"Unbelievable!" Puar cries.

"Believe it!" Oolong shouts. "My guy is winning this one!"

Yamcha picks himself up and turns to face you.

"You're very powerful for one so young," he tells you.

>A. Thanks

>B. Ask him to please leave you and your friends alone, you don't want to hurt him

>C. You've learned a lot from living on your own

>D. Tell him to leave before he gets hurt a lot worse

>E. Something else

>>47309215
>C. You've learned a lot from living on your own

>>47309215
>>C. You've learned a lot from living on your own

>>47309215
>C. You've learned a lot from living on your own

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>>47309236
"I've learned a lot from living on my own," you tell him.

"Ah, I see, you've spent years taking care of yourself," Yamcha guesses. "That explains your unusual strength. But, no matter what you've learned on your own, it won't be enough."

He takes a step forward. "You aren't the only one with power, kid!"

A wind blows around Yamcha, and he raises a fist in front of his face. His expression becomes almost animalistic, and you get a foreboding feeling in the pit of your stomach.

"Wolf Fang Fist!"

Yamcha comes charging at you, his legs moving like a blur. And, your eyes must be playing tricks on you, because it looks almost as if Yamcha keeps changing between a man and a wolf as he closes in.

>A. Meet his charge, you can take him!

>B. Brace yourself!

>C. Try the same move you just used

>D. Go for the groin again

>E. Something else

>>47309329
>C. Try the same move you just used
Shit, the Wolf Fang Fist is an unbeatable technique, but we probably can't endure. Gotta try our ups

>>47309329
>>E. Something else
Pocket Sand!

>>47309329
>>A. Meet his charge, you can take him!

>>47309407
You do not have pocket sand.

>>47309425
Then grab the desert sand! We should have enough time to quickly grab some and throw it into his face.

>>47309425
But all pockets have pocket sand!

>>47309448
This I will allow.

>>47309456
ou knew what the fuck I was talking about you utter bastard!

>>47309407
As Yamcha comes running, you scoop up a handful of sand, and throw it in his face.

It's not enough to stop his attack altogether. In fact, you get a nice kick to the face that throws you off your feet and sends you falling into the sand. But, it does stop him from making any follow up attack.

As you pull yourself up, you see him thrashing about, trying to clear his eyes.

He glares at you as you stand, dropping back into a fighting stance.

"You're clever, kid. But making me mad is a mistake you'll sorely regret!" he asserts.

>A. Tell him that you're just getting warmed up

>B. Tell him that you aren't afraid

>C. Charge

>D. Something else

>>47309546
Meh you said wolf fang FIST but threw a quick. Stop complaining ya bitch!

>>47309546
>>C. Charge
Let's stop fucking around

So wheres Goku? Behind him or still in front of him?

>>47309546
>C

>>47309604
Behind a rock with Oolong

>>47309546
>A. Tell him that you're just getting warmed up

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>>47309592
You're done messing around. It's time for you to attack.

You run forward, moving with all of the impressive speed you can manage and leaping at Yamcha, throwing a punch aimed at his face.

Yamcha's left arm comes up to block your punch, and you hop back before ducking under a kick he throws in retaliation. You hop up, and throw an uppercut at his jaw, but he leans back to avoid it.

Yamcha responds with a punch, but you kick his fist and spring yourself away, doing a backflip before landing in the sand a few feet from your foe.

Yamcha leaps into the air, descending on you fast and preparing to attack.

>A. Jump out of the way and attempt a counterattack

>B. Jump up and try to hit him before he lands

>C. Just get out of the way

>D. Something else

>>47309738
>C. Just get out of the way
a leaping attack liek that seems unecessarily flashy

>>47309738
>>C. Just get out of the way

>>47309738
>C. Just get out of the way

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>>47309781
You jump back, avoiding Yamcha's attack altogether as he comes crashing down.

He doesn't give you much time to plan a counterattack, though, and comes rushing at you, throwing a kick aimed at your jaw.

You bend over backward and handspring yourself away, increasing the distance between the two of you and readying yourself for whatever Yamcha does next.

"Alright, kid, that's it!" he shouts angrily before charging at you.

He continues to yell loudly as he comes dashing your way, but you faintly hear another sound as he does.

"Gee whiz, you guys, what's all that screaming about?"

Glancing over, you see Bulma sitting up in the shade, wiping sleep from her eyes.

Yamcha sees her too, and stops dead in his tracks. His entire body goes stiff, and his face turns red before he falls sideways into the sand.

"Master!" Puar cries, hopping over to Yamcha. "Are you okay?"

Yamcha picks himself back up and glares at the cat. "Puar, you know I have trouble around beautiful women."

"I know!" Puar whines.

The two of them hop back on their vehicle and speed off.

"Well, I guess we put him on the run," Oolong comments.

"Hey guys, who was that hunk?" Bulma asks, suddenly full of energy as she runs out of the shade. "He was absolutely dreamy!"

Oolong grumbles, and Goku asks if you can all eat now.

>A. Tell Bulma that that guy was trying to kill you all

>B. Tell Bulma that you're better looking than he is

>C. Something else

>>47310083
>A. Tell Bulma that that guy was trying to kill you all
>Som keeps giving us Bulma route lines
I want to, and I'm glad you're giving them, but I just keep liking other dialogue options more

>>47310083
>C. Something else
Some desert bandit that wanted to steal our stuff and turn oolong into pork chops

>>47310083
>A. Tell Bulma that that guy was trying to kill you all

>>47310119
Personally I'm aiming for Chi-Chi. I mean hey, we already took Gohan's waifu in DBZ Human, might as well take Goku's in this one.

>>47310150
>Chi-Chi

Good luck, anon. Good luck.

>>47310150
>Not pissing off every girl during our first encounter then acting nice later

>>47310199
I'm just saying, man. might as well complete the set.

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>>47310119
"That guy was trying to kill us all!" you tell her. "And he wanted to turn Oolong into pork chops!"

"I was never worried," Oolong says bravely.

"Really?" Bulma asks. "But he looked so sweet..."

Goku's rumbling stomach halts any further conversation.

"I'm hungry..." he whines.

"And it's getting dark," Bulma adds, taking a look at the sky.

Sure enough, the sun is beginning to set. It will be very dark soon.

"We should find a place to sleep," Bulma says, looking crestfallen. "Oh...I don't want to sleep in the sand..."

"Well have no fear, your hog in shining armor has the solution!" Oolong announces proudly, pulling a dynocap from his pocket.

There's a loud noise, and a cloud of smoke appears, clearing to reveal a large vehicle.

"A camper!" Bulma says, sounding much more cheerful.

"I'll bet there's food in there!" Goku says, running inside.

"Yeah, I'll whip us up some dinner," Oolong says, following Goku.

>A. Go inside with them

>B. Ask Bulma if this was one of her capsules

>C. Ask Bulma if Oolong mentioned this earlier

>D. Jokingly ask if Bulma needs you to carry her inside

>E. Something else

>>47310346
"...Oolong, how long were you going to wait to tell us you had something like this?"

>>47310355
You rush inside after Oolong, and Bulma follows close behind.

It's actually pretty nice, almost like a house on wheels. There's a nice sized sofa in front of a table, a fully stocked kitchen, a bathroom, and a staircase leading above.

Goku is sitting on the sofa as Oolong starts making dinner.

"..Oolong, how long were you going to wait to tell us you had something like this?" you ask the pig.

"Yeah, Oolong!" Bulma snaps, her relief being replaced with annoyance. "Why didn't you mention this sooner?"

"Well, you didn't exactly ask," Oolong comments as he puts some meat in the oven. "Besides, I didn't want those bandits to steal it."

Bulma crosses her arms, but thankfully doesn't argue further, sitting down on the sofa and telling Oolong to get her a drink.

He goes to the fridge and gets her some iced tea, pouring it into a glass for her.

"How about you, kid?" he asks you. "Want something to drink?"

>A. Water, please

>B. Got any juice?

>C. You'll take a beer

>D. No, thanks

>>47310510
>C
Maybe some red wine mom used to love that stuff

>>47310549
"How about a beer?" you ask.

"No way," Bulma tells you. "You're way too young."

"Well, how about some wine, then?" you ask. "My mom really used to like that stuff."

Bulma opens her mouth, but sighs. "Alright. A small glass. Got that, Oolong?"

"Yeah, I heard," Oolong says, pouring you a glass of wine before pulling up a chair and sitting down.

It's been a long day, and you've done a lot of fighting, both with your new friends and with dangerous enemies. But now, you can all relax and rest.

What could go wrong?

>End updates

That's it for tonight, guys, hope you all had fun.

Next thread will probably be Thursday, but follow me @qmdralo to find out for sure

I'll stick around for a bit, as usual

>>47310711
Go thread bro thanks a bunch

>>47310711
Would we have been able to leave Oolong to get his comeuppance?

>>47308669
>"I don't want to fight you," you tell Yamcha. "But I can't let you hurt my friends and Oolong."
Fixed that for you.

>>47310711
I predict that this will become our opportunity to become a master of the drunken fist.

You cannot take this dream from me.