>>47271063

"I know, I feel like I'm melting" Smiley chimes in, nearly making me fly in the sky from surprise, as I actually forgot she was here

"It isn't just for a TV, I mean that is one of the main reasons, so Krovy doesn't descend to making a boat load of reference a day again" Sam says curtly as he looks around "We also sort of need to beat this place to go anywhere....if that's still how it works in this place"

"What are you even talking about?" Berry says tiredly

What do I say?
[] What are you talking about
[] Hey, I'm not the one who said fuck it, we need a tv before I kill myself, no am I sam?
[] I just thought we were going on a picnic
[] Well Minor, you can sit on my shoulders if you're as tired as you sound
[] Hey, A tv is always worth it Minor, always
[] Well the journey will be worth something, even if we don't find shit
[] Ignore him berry, the heat has taken his mind
[] I'm going back to the hall
[] Lucy, do you want to take a rest, dear sister?
[] Smiley!? I thought you were staying at the hall
[] write in

Reminder, ignore shitposters

>>47271078
>[] Hey, I'm not the one who said fuck it, we need a tv before I kill myself, no am I sam?
>[] I just thought we were going on a picnic
>[] Well Minor, you can sit on my shoulders if you're as tired as you sound
>[] Hey, A tv is always worth it Minor, always

>>47271078
>[] Hey, I'm not the one who said fuck it, we need a tv before I kill myself, no am I sam?
>[] I just thought we were going on a picnic
>[] Well Minor, you can sit on my shoulders if you're as tired as you sound
>[] Hey, A tv is always worth it Minor, always
>[] Well the journey will be worth something, even if we don't find shit
>[] Ignore him berry, the heat has taken his mind
>[] Lucy, do you want to take a rest, dear sister?
Question HM, Is Adela a Logia user? And if not will her awakening allow her to be like one?

>>47271078
>[] Smiley!? I thought you were staying at the hall
>[] Ignore him berry, the heat has taken his mind
>[] Lucy, do you want to take a rest, dear sister?
>[] Well Minor, you can sit on my shoulders if you're as tired as you sound

>>47271130
Adela has a Paramecia.

>>47271078
>[] Hey, I'm not the one who said fuck it, we need a tv before I kill myself, no am I sam?
>[] I just thought we were going on a picnic
>[] Well Minor, you can sit on my shoulders if you're as tired as you sound
>[] Hey, A tv is always worth it Minor, always

>>47271078
>[] Smiley!? I thought you were staying at the hall
>[] Hey, A tv is always worth it Minor, always
>[] Well the journey will be worth something, even if we don't find shit
>[] Well Minor, you can sit on my shoulders if you're as tired as you sound
>[] Lucy, do you want to take a rest, dear sister?

>>47271130
Paramecia
and her awakening would be....horrifying and demented.
Can't wait till we get to that point in the story
or to the point where you're given a bit more freedom

Anyways, writing

"Hey, I'm not the one who said, Fuck it" I say as I begin imitating Sam's usual growling voice "We need a tv before I kill myself, now am I Sam?"

"Yeah, and you're practically flew out the door the second I mentioned it" Sam says teasingly, turning around, and stepping up to me to poke me in my chest, getting glares from all of the hivers "And as I said, we're not just here for a tv, even if that was the first thing on my mind I will admit"

"Oh so killing things wasn't for once, give the man a Nobel prize" Lucy says mockingly and tiredly, as Sam chuckles and shakes his head "Seriously though Sam, why are we out here anyways?"

"If you'd stop complaining I'd tell you" Sam groans, rocking his head back and forth

"Wait you really don't know?" Bailey asks chuckling "Look...sam don't tell them, It's better as a surprise I think"

"SERIOUSLY!?" Lucy shouts angrily, before she whimpers "I going to die out here"

"This is already shaping up to be horrible day" Berry says sadly "Can't you just tell us, I don't care about surprise, honestly"

"mmmmnope" Bailey says teasingly, smirking as Sam frowns and walks up a hill, looking around.

"...Well at least we're all together having...well we're together" Smiley says quietly

"We're always together" Berry says with a small smile "It's just a little, annoying to be doing this without knowing what we're even doing it for"

"Besides the oh so important television, I mean we lasted so long without it, why do we need one now" Minor says with a Yawn "Especially on a day like this"

"I knoooow right?" Lucy sniffles "it's sweltering out here"

"I do not get why you're complaining, and I am close to death, so shape up" Thunder pants

"Yeah, I don't get how you weren't complaining on those absolutely freezing days before" Blue sighs "Also, second small, are you sure I can't just have a little bit of a"

"No, mother was clear, no one is to eat until we're done" Toora huffs, crossing her arms "So no one eats until then"

cont

>>47271441
"Jesus Bailey you raised a...Ow" Sam says, before he gasps in surprise as Bailey slaps him

"A lovely little girl" Bailey says sternly

"Yes...yes, absolutely lovely" Sam says, rubbing his cheek. He starts to walk away, and Lucy groans, from the ground, and Minor lawns again

"Lucy, we can take a rest if you want dear sister" I say softly as I lean over her, she looks up at me with tired eyes, her robes open and most of her covered in sweat "And Minor...er where ever you are, if you're as tired as you sound, you can ride on my back"

"REALLY!?" Minor shouts, suddenly appearing out from inside of all of the grass, her purple eyes practically shining with delight

"REALLY?!" Blue shouts, running over and nearly knocking Minor out of the way in her rush

"REALLY?!" Poi shouts, popping up from the ground, right in my face

I may have made a mistake in saying that

What do I do?
[] Only carry one
[] carry all of them
[] Help Sam look for the dungeon
[] Bailey, just tell us what's going on
[] Hey Green...thunder, think you can find it?
[] write in
Also, very excited for the next One piece adventure quest, very excited.

>>47271538
>[] carry all of them

>>47271538
>[] carry all of them
Flex those /fit/ moth arms

>>47271538
>[] carry all of them
Its probably a dumb idea, but I couldn't turn them down...

>>47271538
>[] carry all of them
>[] Hey Green...thunder, think you can find it?

>>47271538
>[] carry all of them

Alas

>>47271538
>[] carry all of them
>[] Hey Green...thunder, think you can find it?

But I can't really back out can I? I'm practically obligated to give all of them piggyback rides now, even though I know it's going to be hell to carry them all, But this is the sacrifice I make for love I guess.

I kneel down on one knee, so Blue and Minor have and Easier time climbing on me. And no sooner than I when I touch the ground, Poi giggles happily and wraps around me, hugging me as she gently constricts me, and I start to stand up in surprise, before I'm forced back down as Blue practically tackles me from behind, wrapping her arms around my neck.

I groan as I struggle to set myself down slowly, and get down on knee, as Minor smiles awkwardly, showing her tiny fang like teeth.

"Er, you doing okay there Krovy, you're looking a little paler than usual" She says meekly as I stare into her eyes, with a serious look I hope, if my pride can manage it "I don't think you could carry me to, I mean I'm sure you could but there just isn't enough..."

"Get on" I groan as Blue starts kicking my back happily, as Poi licks my neck probably to just see what I would do "I need to stand up, and I'm not leaving you down here"

"But you really don't look, HEY!" Minor shouts as I scoop her up and put her on my shoulder as I stand up, wincing as I realize my wings are pinned down "Well...it's a better view than down there, but don't over"

"I can toss boulders, I can carry all of you" I say dully as I stand up, clenching my hands and closing my eyes to regain my composure, if I have any it left.

"Master is so soft" Poi says happily "You're like a cloud"

"Come on, forward, forward!" Blue shouts excitedly "I want to see the dungeon already Big red"

"I'm so sorry Krovy" Minor says meekly as Bailey and Toora walk over to me, the first smiling happily

"Aww, you make a good mamma Krovy" Baily says, looking up at me as Poi tugs on my hair "Such patience, I'm...actcually not that...huh, Toora?"
cont

>>47271063
There you are you crazy fuck this is meant as a compliment


In an effort to actually play the other quest you're running right now, I've been reading up on Assassin School Quest and, because it looked fun, Unfortunate Magical Girl Quest. And I just got to part 20. So, I don't really have a point to this, but holy fuck are you a good QM for putting those kinds of consequences for people doing reasonable if stupidly insane shit like that. All I think I'm trying to say is that you are probably one of the best QM's on the board right now, and that I wish you luck for when I finally get to play YFQ. But please don't cripple us again.

>>47271821
"I want a ride to" Toora says, finally sounding her age as Bailey gets nervous and nearly stumbles away "Can I mother?"

"Er well I'm not as, aah!" Bailey gasps as Toora hops on her back, making her freeze in surprise as her daughter burries her face in her hair "Okay sweetie, just don't move around too much okay"

"Understood" Toora says happily, as Lucy smirks, standing up slowly, holding her back as she closes her robe back up

"And this is why I'll never have kids...besides the obvious of course" She says happily

"Don't kid yourself" Thunder says flatly "You will"

"Well what do you know?!" Lucy shouts angrily

"Plenty" Thunder says shrugging "most of it to do with killing"

"Well, that doesn't mean you er know everything" Smiley says sheepishly, holding her mask down

"MR DRACUL, are we at least close to it?" Berry shouts, thankfully changing the subject

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's just over this hill" Sam says pointing Lazily "though we probably want to be careful, since there is a lot of bullshit around it

What do I do?
[] stay back
[] go up front with sam
[] Play with Blue and Poi
[] Ask thunder how old he is
[] Tease Lucy
[] Collapse, and play dead
[] write in

>>47271829
Thank you
the quest is just starting, but if people didn't use cooking magic as they did last thread, not spoiling anything, thing would've been hard as nails

>>47271923
>[] Play with Blue and Poi

>>47271923
>[] Play with Blue and Poi

>>47271923
>[] stay back
>[] Play with Blue and Poi

>>47271923
[] Play with Blue and Poi
[] Ask thunder how old he is

>>47271923
>[] go up front with sam
>[] Tease Lucy

>>47271923
>[] Ask thunder how old he is
>[] Tease Lucy
I knew fighting that thing would be bad, but hey, we at least finally met hat man. Shame we didn't win a title for it considering the irony of turning a glutton into food.

I watch him walk over it, as thunder follows him slowly, and Lucy looks nervously back and forth between him and me, before she rushes off to join him and the old hiver.

"Well, you stay safe Miss Krovachi, I'm going to make sure they don't get in trouble" Berry says with a respectful bow, before she rushes "Alright?"

"They left us, all alone" Bailey huffs, as Smiley sighs and walks up to her side tapping her on her shoulder "Oh I didn't forget you, sorry if it sounded like I did"

"Oh, well thanks I guess" Smiley says happily "So er...how's toora doing?"

"I am doing fine, besides losing my home" Toora huffs, as Poi starts tugging on my arm, trying to get me to wrestle with her "But what can one do when thrust in such circumstances"

"Not now poi" I sigh as she starts pulling on my lips, making Minor giggle

"You're really wordy aren't you?" Smiley says as I start pulling against poi, and then Blue as she crawls over onto one of my arms, telling me to work harder in the back of my head

"Yeah?" Toora says "Do you need something, I'm trying to nap"

"Eeer" Smiley says awkwardly as poi starts sticking to my arms lift taffy or something, and Minor grabs onto one of my horns so she doesn't fall off of me

"Oh don't worry, she's just a little grumpy" Bailey says, finally turning to me as I fall to the ground, still struggling with Poi and Blue as Minor tries to help me with them "Oh having fun Krovy?"

What do I say?
[] Saaaave meee
[] NO
[] Yes actually
[] Guys guys please get off
[]Hey what's that!? *run to Sam to get away 1d20+speed
[] write in

>>47272092
Imps killing imps is considered common. Raz only got her title for slaughtering an angel and then eating it.

Also, I had no ideas for what one would be for that, besides the ridiculous sounding BAKER OF HELL or something similarly silly

>>47272268
>[] Saaaave meee
>[] Guys guys please get off

>>47272268
>[] Yes actually
>[] Guys guys please get off

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>47272268
>[] Saaaave meee
>[]Hey what's that!? *run to Sam to get away 1d20+speed

>>47272268
>[] Saaaave meee
>[] Yes actually

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>47272268
>[] Saaaave meee
>[] Guys guys please get off
>[]Hey what's that!? *run to Sam to get away 1d20+speed

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>47272268
>[] Saaaave meee
>[] Yes actually
>[]Hey what's that!? *run to Sam to get away 1d20+speed

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>47272268
>[] Saaaave meee
>[] Yes actually
>[] Yes actually

>>47272452
Meant for the last one to be
>[]Hey what's that!? *run to Sam to get away 1d20+speed

"Saaaaaaaave me" I say dully as I reach out to Bailey, who smiles as her nose twitches "But really I am, but thanks for worrying"

"You really haven't changed much at all, despite everything" Bailey says happily,pulling her hat down, as I continue play fighting with my two...well they're practically little sisters to me aren't they. I smile almost as widely as them, as I roll around, holding Blue in place as gently as I can, as Poi tries to pull my arms off of her as both of them laugh happily.

"Despite our shared curse as well" Smiley says "guess she's just more social than I am...I'm kind of jealous"

"I could play with you if I wanted, but master is more fun" Poi says curtly, I see Smiley slump over, and push her mask against her face harder as her ears droop down

"There there" Bailey says softly, patting the poor marsh elf on the shoulder as I begin to chuckle as Minor does the same.

"PROBLEM, PROBLEM!" Sam suddenly shouts, making my heart skip a beat as I try to get out from under my two darlings without hurting them

"Guys, guys please get off me" I say softly as Poi continues wrestling me and Blue lets go, no doubt hearing my panicked thoughts as Little green stands up, hissing angrily "Hey what's that!?"

"Poooi? Poi asks, letting go of me long enough to break into a sprint for the hill, Little green running behind me, as Blue, smiley and Minor try to catch up with me.

I keep running and nearly run into Sam, who's looking pretty Pale

"Ah good" He says calmly, his confidence coming back as he stares me dead in the eyes "Hey..remember those pricks who you killed like a bunch of dogs?"

"Yeaaah? I ask titling my head

"There was a lot of smoke around them right?" sam asks, as I see Lucy and smiley standing on the hill looking down at something, and thunder struggling against vines

What do I say?
[] I think so?
[] Sam, what's wrong
[] did you at least find the dungeon
[] you're scaring me sam.
[] Oh don't tell me
[] write in

>>47272562
>[] I think so?
>[] Sam, what's wrong
>[] Oh don't tell me
>[] did you at least find the dungeon

>>47272562
>[] I think so?
>[] Oh don't tell me

>>47272562
>[] I think so?
>[] Oh don't tell me
>[] did you at least find the dungeon

>>47272562
>[] I think so?
>[] Oh don't tell me

>>47272562
>[] I think so?
>[] Sam, what's wrong
So what's everyone's rank in OPAQ? Since it isn't on there char sheets?

>>47272562
>[] I think so?
>[] Sam, what's wrong
>[] Oh don't tell me

>>47272649
Ochamu: Sea man apprentice, because Ginegin has only started to notice she tends to be around you when you do work, since he tends to categorize people based on things like that


Yotshi: Sea man first class, as he tends to be one of the few people who does work without Adela, Ginegin or Baldrick forcing him to

Jack: Sea man recruit, recently promoted from choir, only done so so he wouldn't bitch about the other two get raises

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>>47272694
>Jack: Sea man recruit, recently promoted from choir, only done so so he wouldn't bitch about the other two get raises
So....Yotshi outranks Jack is what you're saying?

"I think so, why are you....oh don't tell me?" I say as I try to look over the hill, but I get distracted by thunder screaming in rage

"LET ME GO, BATTLE AWAITS ME DOWN THERE!" He cries out, sounding like he's losing his mind not being able to get in the thick of it

"Sorry, but I don't want you dying" Lucy says calmly "and making little blue upset"

"Strong" Thunder grumbles angrily under his breath, as I start to smell smoke and rotting meat, even from all the way up here, it makes me feel dizzy and pretty sick

"Yeah, I think you can understand why I'm a little freaked out right now" Sam says still smiling, as Berry says nothing and does nothing besides glaring straight ahead

"So what's wrong, can't we just kill them like we've done so the last three times?" I ask tilting my head as Sam sighs and rubs his eyes, as the rest of the hivers, and Minor and Smiley get up here.

"Oh..." Smiley says quietly "Is that the dungeon?"

"That's the problem, it's supposed to be filled with goblins and Dires, not....smokers" Sam says, throwing his arms up in disgust

"OOoh...oh" Bailey says, sounding a little nervous "Er..maybe we should just"

"I'm killing them" Berry says flatly, her eyes going blank as she walks down the hill, drawing her raiper sloppily

What do I do?
[] stop her 1d20+str
[] Reckless charge down at them 1d20+str and speed
[] See what's down there first
[] Lucy, let Thunder go, I'll deal with this with the hivers
[] Bailey snap out of it
[] well? lets go beat their teeth in then
[] write in

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>47272804
[] Bailey snap out of it
[] stop her 1d20+str
[] See what's down there first

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>47272804
>[] stop her 1d20+str
>[] See what's down there first

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>47272804
>[] Bailey snap out of it
>[] stop her 1d20+str
>[] See what's down there first
I think you meant Berry.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>47272804
>[] Bailey snap out of it
>[] stop her 1d20+str
>[] See what's down there first

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>47272804
>[] stop her 1d20+str
>[] well? lets go beat their teeth in then
>[] Lucy, let Thunder go, I'll deal with this with the hivers
>[] See what's down there first

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>47272804
>[] stop her 1d20+str
>[] See what's down there first
>[] Lucy, let Thunder go, I'll deal with this with the hivers
>[] Bailey snap out of it

>>47272899
You couldn't have rolled sooner?

And I grab her by the back of her leather vest, holding her up like I'm grabbing a kitten by the scruff of her neck. She squirms around for a second, glaring at me. My heart sinks, she's never looked at me like that before.

"Berry, Snap out of it" I say calmly as she frowns and looks embarrassed, dropping her rapier to the ground before she looks and turns away from me "And Bailey calm down, there's nothing down there we can't handle"

"YES, which is why I should be set free, to wipe the scum clean!" Thunder growls angrily

"No, we've been over this, I'm not going to just let you" Lucy sighs before I hold my hand, my free hand, since I haven't set Berry down yet, and I don't know why

"Thunder wait, let me just see what's going on there first, alright?" I Say calmly as I walk past Bailey, who's pulled her hat over her eyes, so she doesn't have to look at whatever's down there.

I put berry down, and she just sits down, curling up as she glares ahead, looking furious...and I can't blame her if these things have to do with those bastards who killed her family.

"Yeah big bro, just calm down for once" Blue says angrily as she walks up with me to the edge of the hill.

And instantly, the second I step over it, a smell like burning hair and sewadge washes over me, as I see a collection of huts around some ruins, all of them surrounded by a thick layer of smoke, that's hanging low and almost looks like water.

I can barely make out a few shapes moving about it like puppets, and just staring at it makes me feel sick to my stomach and angry. My eye burns brighter, and I feel its bite again.

What do I do?
[] have the magic casters shell it 3d100
[] Charge it with the hivers 4d100
[] Take Sam, thunder, Smiley and toora down there 5d100
[] Go alone 1d100
[] Take berry with me 2d100
[] Write in

>>47272915
Such is the will of the Dice Gods. Taunting the peons is their favorite past time.

Rolled 46, 57, 55 = 158 (3d100)

>>47273111
>[] have the magic casters shell it 3d100

Rolled 2, 39, 54, 41, 96 = 232 (5d100)

>>47273111
>[] Take Sam, thunder, Smiley and toora down there 5d100

Rolled 51, 66, 83, 48, 76, 44, 55, 39 = 462 (8d100)

>>47273111
>[] have the magic casters shell it 3d100
[] Take Sam, and Smiley down there 2d100
[] Charge it with the hivers 3d100

Big dice time!

Toora is just a little one still.

Rolled 25, 79 = 104 (2d100)

>>47273111
>[] Take berry with me 2d100

>>47273183
Okay so its

Krovachi, Sam, Smiley, Thunder, Blue, Lucy, Poora, Little Green.

That everyone?

Rolled 3, 31, 49, 79, 32, 49 = 243 (6d100)

>>47273111
>[] have the magic casters shell it 3d100
>[] Charge it with the hivers 4d100

So any thoughts to putting some points into Dexterity the next time we level up? Speed seems to be in a good spot and dexterity would help with maneuverability in a fight.

And then, I hear the sound of bells, and fire crackling to life as I'm dragged back to reality harshly, my eyes still aching as I see Bailey standing besides me, waving her staff around in the air.

Weird circles and ripples appear around it, and start spewing fire into the valley as I wipe my eyes as more smoke and steam rises up in the air.

"Well this should be exciting, and a test for my power~!" Blue says happily as she holds her hands out, her arm blades unfolded as frost surrounds her, as blocks and spears of ice fall from the sky as an unholy roar rips though the air as the smog in the valley seems to push back against the fire and steam.


And then, it rips open, shadow and soot covered figures bleeding sparks running out of it, followed by great hands made out of the stuff. Thunder roars, and rips through the vines, and Lucy tries to help him, but one of the hands wraps around her.

Little green roars in anger, not even speaking in my mind as he charges it, and gets pounced by a large creature with no face, as Thunder runs towards the corrupted dungeon, even as it gets covered in ice and fire. And I can hear the old hive laughing happily.

And before I can blink, more monsters break up onto the hill, focusing on Smiley and Sam as they split away from me, Bailey and Blue. There's at least four of them fighting both of them.

Who do I help? cannot mix votes
[] Lucy
[] Little green 1d100
[] Chase after thunder 1d20+speed
[] Sam 1d100
[] Smiley 1d100

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>47273453
>[] Chase after thunder 1d20+speed

>>47273453
>[] Lucy

>>47273453
>[] Lucy
The other's are good at dealing with things being close to them. Lucy is about to get ganked. No one geeks our mage!

>>47273453
>[] Lucy
She's the squishy caster

>>47273453
>[] Lucy

>>47273453
>[] Lucy

Both of them can handle themselves, and I know Hivers are tough to kill. But my sister isn't, and neither of us are going to let her get her. I feel a cold rage building inside of me, as the two fractured and separated mes come together for a few moments, to work in unison.

A worried and rage filled heart, and a bloodthirsty soul and a kind one, beating and moving in sync for a few key moments.

Just long enough for me to draw my blade and charge over the monsters running up the hill, pushing them aside and scorching them as my eye flares up and start to cover me. I swing my sword up, severing the arm with one fluid swing. It fades away, and.

_
I blink, my heads all wobbly and my eyes still burn, and I feel a familar presence in the back of my head. Lucy's in front of me, laying on the ground, looking shocked.

She smiles and hugs me, not saying a word, until a shriek breaks the moment. we turn, and see more shadowy figures, broken and moving like puppets coming toward us

"Just our luck eh?" She sighs a she grabs her staff "Come on, lets beat their head in together"

I smile
*and So do I*

What do I do?
[] Combine her vines and my fire 2d100 -??? mp
[] ENPASSANT 1d100
[] slam my sword down, and let her finish them off 1d100
[] LITTLE GREEN, STOP PLAYING AROUND AND *what* 1d100
[] write in

I still want to go back to the starter town of Cideton and just rub it in at that one particular blacksmith.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>47273685
>[] ENPASSANT 1d100

Rolled 13, 94 = 107 (2d100)

>>47273685
>[] Combine her vines and my fire 2d100 -??? mp

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>47273685
>[] ENPASSANT 1d100

Rolled 70, 2 = 72 (2d100)

>>47273685
>[] Combine her vines and my fire 2d100 -??? mp

>>47273744
Welp. Gonna get hurt.

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>47273685
>[] ENPASSANT 1d100

I drag Major friend along the ground, cutting a line with it as I lift it up to my side and get ready to charge, as Lucy stabs her staff of bone into the ground. Green wisps shaped like skulls and white lights shaped like flowers flow around her as I run down the hill, getting ready to swing. I blink, and suddenly I'm not running anymore, and I don't feel anything under my feet. How'd I get up in the air, a burning sensation runs over me as I rush back to meet the ground and slam into it with a very painful thud. Groaning in pain I put my hands on my ribs, making sure they're not cracked or anything. And by time I look up, I'm surrounded by shadows of various sizes and shapes, all holding rusted and gunk coated blades.

"GET AWAY FROM MY SISTER!" Lucy screams furiously as the ground in front of me breaks apart, as vines with mouths rip out of it and tear into the monsters, wrapping around them and giving me enough time to get on my feet as they chew, spitting out sap and acid looking stuff.

What do I do?
[] defend Lucy 1d100
[] find thunder 1d100
[] get the other melee fighters and lead a charge down the hill 1d100
[] Make a wall of flames 1d100 - ???mp
[] HOLY WRATH 1d100 -25 mp
[] see how the others are doing
[] write in

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>47273907
>[] find thunder 1d100

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>47273907
>[] defend Lucy 1d100

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>47273907
>[] defend Lucy 1d100
>[] Make a wall of flames 1d100 - ???mp

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>47273907
>[] defend Lucy 1d100
>[] see how the others are doing

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>47273907
>[] defend Lucy 1d100

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>47273907
>[] Make a wall of flames 1d100 - ???mp

This can also be used to protect Lucy!

Hmm, looking at the sheet we still have the House Token to redeem. Are we saving that for when we get to the city?
Now I'm actually kind of curious if there is a fast travel system or some way to link two palces together for quicker travel. Pretty common in MMOs

>>47274042
>Now I'm actually kind of curious if there is a fast travel system or some way to link two palces together for quicker travel. Pretty common in MMOs
Pretty sure that was turnedo ff when the game became real.

>>47274090
Perhaps it got changed into some form of high level magic.

But they just start to flow out, and more join their ranks, like a bunch of ants. I grit my teeth and growl, raising my sword up to my side again, as the ghostly figure of antoss flows out of it, holding his half of the blade up like a rapier, cleaning it as he stands next to me

"Tell me, what family do you have? a farm, wonderful, always wanted one to be honest Krovachi....if you get out of here, promise me you'll go back to it? alright, back to hell we go" He says calmly as he runs forward, and I join him, repeating the motions of my memory of that day, except with a bigger sword.
And much, much more strength.

I swing my sword around like a toy, slamming it into the ground with each swing, keeping the monsters away as more and more vines rise up to push them back, slowly forming a wall to keep them back, as me and the fading shade of Antoss finish off the handful of ink like creatures in a few moments.

And when the shadows fade, all that's left are dried and dead goblins, looking like dried and dying grass.

"BIG BRO!?" Blue shouts from the hill, as little green looks up at me, as Sam and Smiley lean against eachother, looking worn out as Bailey swings her staff around again

"I kept her safe my queen" Little green says in my head as he unroll, his chitin scratched and scarred in a few place.

Minor falls to the ground, shaking and looking horrified. I sigh in relief, as she sees me and smiles.

Everyone but thunder is still up here, but berry is...well she's just glaring down at the hill.

What do I do?
[] ride little green and save thunder 1d100
[] just stay up here and keep raining magic down there 1d100
[] slowly advance with Lucy's magic 1d100
[] Hug Minor
[] write in

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>47274175
>[] ride little green and save thunder 1d100

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>47274175
>[] ride little green and save thunder 1d100

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>47274175
>[] ride little green and save thunder 1d100

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>47274175
>[] Hug Minor
A quick one
>[] ride little green and save thunder 1d100
Don't worry old guy, the cavalry is comijg

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>47274175
>[] Hug Minor
>[] ride little green and save thunder 1d100

Time to stop a suicide.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>47274175
[] ride little green and save thunder 1d100

>>47274175
>>47274195
adding
>[] Hug Minor
for luck

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>47274175
>>47274215
this

Blue starts crying out for her older brother, in both my mind and out of it, shouting louder and louder...she's crying. I walk over to minor, frowning as I pick her up for a quick hug, just for luck. She looks pretty confused as I set her down, and even more so as I walk away without saying a thing.

Little green

"Yes my queen?" he asks back to me, bowing his head happily

You did good, but your work isn't over, come on, we have a suicide to stop.

"as you wish my queen, I shall once again be your stead" He says happily "Now lets help that old fool of a warrior"

I smile and nod as I step onto Little greens back, and no sooner than I do, does the shade of Antoss reappear, holding his blade in the air as her turns to me, his face washed away in the wind.

He motions towards the field of shadows, rolling around and around two specks of golden orange light.

Little green runs forward, as does the memory. I hold my sword high, silvery dust flowing off of my wings as the shades cuts through the shadows, leaving them and their broken hosts to reform as Little green barrels through them.

"HIYAH, COME AND FACE ME, ALL OF YOU SHALL MEET YOUR END UPON MY BLADES" Thunder screams as he removes the head of one of the beasts, and it gets right back up, getting stabbed in the gut twice as it turns to face thunder, headless.

The old warrior smirks, his hair and beard blowing in the wind as the weak goblins start swarming him like oh so many ants.

What do I do?
[] Charge through and grab him 1d20+str
[] Throw holy fire where he is 1d100
[] Get off little green and reaping dance to him 1d100
[] Little green, roll 1d100
[] THUNDER, THIS ISN'T THE DEATH YOU WANT 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>47274461
>[] Get off little green and reaping dance to him 1d100
>[] THUNDER, THIS ISN'T THE DEATH YOU WANT 1d100

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>47274461
>[] Charge through and grab him 1d20+str

Rolled 31, 55 = 86 (2d100)

>>47274461
>[] Get off little green and reaping dance to him 1d100
>[] Little green, roll 1d100

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>47274461
>[] Charge through and grab him 1d20+str

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>47274461
>[] Charge through and grab him 1d20+str

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>47274461
>[] Get off little green and reaping dance to him 1d100
>[] THUNDER, THIS ISN'T THE DEATH YOU WANT 1d100

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>47274461

>>47274461
>>47274574
Sorry didn't copy right
>[] Charge through and grab him 1d20+str

I slam my feet into little green's sides, making him go faster, forcing him to charge right through the hordes of shadowy creatures. I hold my free hand out, letting my sword hang to my side as little green wades through the monsters as quickly as he can, batting them away with his horns as they try to clamber on to him, groaning like zombies.

I grab onto something that feels like dried up roots or the end of a mop, and pull, hearing a yelp as I rip Thunder out of the seas of smoke and smog, tossing him on the back of little green.

"Again, again" he groans weakly "Why do you cut me off from my duty again"

"Because you'll get yourself killed you jackass" I say angrily as little green turns around and tries to get out of the smoke

"Is that not the duty of a warrior like me?" Thunder ask, chuckling weakly as the ground begins to shake

What do I do?
[] regroup
[] keep fighting down here 3d100
[] fly thunder out of here
[] scold the old man
[] write in

>>47274725
>[] regroup
>[] scold the old man

>>47274725
>[] keep fighting down here 3d100
>[] scold the old man
>No idiot, the duty of a warrior is to kill his Queen's enemies and pass down his knowledge to the next generation of warriors.

>>47274725
>[] fly thunder out of here
>[] scold the old man

>>47274725
>[] regroup
>[] scold the old man

Rolled 34, 95, 39 = 168 (3d100)

>>47274725
>[] keep fighting down here 3d100
>[] scold the old man

>>47274725
>[] regroup
>[] scold the old man

Rolled 70, 13, 64 = 147 (3d100)

>>47274725
>>47274753

"No, not at all, seriously why do you keep doing things like this?" I ask angrily as I look back at the old hiver, who's just staring at the sky, as little green continues forcing his way through the army of smoke and smog with a few grunts of effort and pain.

"I've lived all of my life to die" He says flatly "Just because my mind has opened does not mean I am easy to change, by sheer luck I survived to this age, and by your heart I continue, My instincts scream to fight and protect my queen, but this body is weak, even if I stay by her side, I will pass eventually, and no matter what you or her want, it will happen, I am simply trying to ease her suffering by leaving quickly, it is the least I can do for my dear and only little sister"

"Stop being some grim, I'm sure we can find a way to" I say as little green slowly trots up the hill panting and wheezing from the work out as Blue rushes to his side, trying to pull Thunder off of it to hug him, just shouting his name over and over again

"Age has no cure" Thunder mummers in the back of my head as he smiles and hugs blue, chittering and chattering.

"How do you keep doing things like this?" Bailey asks tiredly as she rests against her staff, Toora gently wiping a towel down her and Lucy's faces, my sister is just laying there, looking like she's about to pass out

"Because, she's an angel? honestly its not as scary as it seems bae bae" Sam says happily

"It really isn't" Smiley agrees smiling "It's actually quite AH!"

the ground shakes as I start to get off little green, as he sits down, and Minor rolls to the floor, Poi covering her head as the earth starts quaking and shifting around

"Until the boss comes" Sam says calmly "Huh...he's a bit bigger than I remember"

there's a very low growl, as the smell of rot and burning hair reaches me again and nearly makes me gag.

What do I do?
[] see what the hell that thing is
[] I think we should go
[] SAM, seriously what the hell is in that dungeon?!
[] write in

>>47275037
>[] see what the hell that thing is
>[] SAM, seriously what the hell is in that dungeon?!

>>47275037
>[] see what the hell that thing is
>[] SAM, seriously what the hell is in that dungeon?!

>>47275037
>[] see what the hell that thing is

>>47275037
>[] see what the hell that thing is
>[] SAM, seriously what the hell is in that dungeon?!

>>47275037
>[] see what the hell that thing is
>[] SAM, seriously what the hell is in that dungeon?!

I turn, planting my sword into the ground so I don't end up on my ass like Minor or Bailey. The smoke is gone, leaving only a bunch of dried up and mostly eaten corpses, most of which are being dragged by weird little spider things, towards a massive pile of stitched together meat and fat, with a large big head sewn shut. It's around the size of a small house, and is fat..or filled with air and smoke and putrid gases. It's covered in broken weapons and scars, and it's single eye is dead and glassed over.

"SAM, seriously what the hell is in this dungeon!?" I scream angrily as I turn back and see him standing there calmly, as his messy black hair blows around his blood red eyes as he glares at the thing

"The weakest raid boss" He says calmly "could be taken down with five players if they're good enough, or one if they have the reflexes and build for it, Grumpachin, the dire goblin"

"How do you know what that is?" Berry asks, suddenly coming back to, as Bailey stands up and sighs

"Because darling, we killed it before" She says happily, lifting her hat up "But that...isn't how it's supposed to look"

"Well of course it looks like that, it's been dead for...however long right?" Berry asks, sounding scared for the first time in a while

"Well...I'm guessing that Johnny fellow brought it back" Lucy says as she gently smacks bailey and sam on the shoulder "And then...this happened"

"Joy" Smiley says calmly

"Oh well, there's some magic in there we need, some Mirrors of memory and some materials" Sam says calmly "We could go anywhere we've already been with those things but...that fucking thing is in the way"

"Always the miner who has the hardest time" Minor sighs "Are you sure you guys can handle it"

What do I say?
[] Minor...you probably shoulder stay up here...or go back to the hall to be safe
[] Sam? how hard is this thing
[] Well, I'm going to try, since it's making me feel sick by just being near it
[] Who's up for killing it?
[] write in

>>47275280
>[] Well, I'm going to try, since it's making me feel sick by just being near it
>[] Who's up for killing it?

>>47275280
>[] Minor...you probably shoulder stay up here...or go back to the hall to be safe
>[] Sam? how hard is this thing
>[] Well, I'm going to try, since it's making me feel sick by just being near it

I'm going to be taking a wild guess and say that this is one of the obvious effects of the game becoming "harder" since Krovachi died.

>>47275280
>[] Minor...you probably shoulder stay up here...or go back to the hall to be safe
>[] Sam? how hard is this thing
>[] Well, I'm going to try, since it's making me feel sick by just being near it

>>47275280
>[] Minor...you probably shoulder stay up here...or go back to the hall to be safe
>[] Sam? how hard is this thing
>[] Who's up for killing it?

>>47275280
>[] Minor...you probably shoulder stay up here...or go back to the hall to be safe
>[] Sam? how hard is this thing
>[] Well, I'm going to try, since it's making me feel sick by just being near it

>>47275280
>[] Minor...you probably shoulder stay up here...or go back to the hall to be safe
>[] Sam? how hard is this thing
>"But Sam if the surprise about this place is that it gives me a free cosmetic item I will hit you"

>>47275280
>>47275325(you)

adding
>"But Sam if the surprise about this place is that it gives me a free cosmetic item I will hit you"

"Minor, you probably should stay up here, or go back to the hall to be safe" I say calmly as Minor frowns, and begins chewing on her thumbnail.

"I know, I know but...shouldn't we all" She says softly "Just to be safe"

"Well I want to kill this thing, because just being near it is making me feel like I'm about to lose my lunch" I say sadly as Minor frowns a bit deeper and nods, and walks a bit away from the hill, before she sits down

"Besides, if we don't kill this thing now, it'll go and cause havoc for some one else, probably my home, so on our duty, we cannot leave" Berry says seriously, as her eyes light up again, as she picks up her rapier.

"Fine..I'll just wait here and pray for all of you" Minor says sadly

"Oh don't be like that Minor, I'm sure they...we'll all be fine" Lucy says happily as her ears waggle up and down "We've done stuff like this before"

"Yeah, and I've seen enough to put all my money in on...us" Smiley says happily as she lifts her mask off as her ears lift up

"As nice and touching as this moment is, we should probably focus on this thing, you know, the giant goblin tainted and bloated like a girl after prom" Sam says with a snicker as he walks confidently to the edge of the hill

"And how hard will that be, Sam?" I ask as I walk over to his side

"About as hard as Lucy's dick?" He says shrugging "guy's a push over"

"Before this all happened Sam used to test Builds against this guy" Bailey whispers into my ear

"Really sam, really now?" Lucy groans "You're lucky I'm your friend"

"Yes I am, you have wonderful tits despite everything" Sam says happily as Lucy turns red and stomps away from us, picking her staff up as she goes

"Well...I'm in for a fight" Thunder says tiredly

"No brother just lay down, you've already had enough excitement today anyways" Blue says sternly "But Big red, I think you can take it, you came back from death, and that thing is in between it and life, so you must be stronger than it"
cont

>>47275681


"Exaaactly" Little greeen says happily "Besides it smells delicious, and the little rabbit devil hasn't given me anything to eat all walk"

"I know, she's so mean" Blue pouts as toora stares at her coolly

"After this thing is dead and it's filth cleaned from this earth, you can have some snacks" Toora says happily "And miss angel, can my mother stay up here, I don't want her to get close to the thing"

"Of course she can" Sam says happily "Because"

"Of course I will" Bailey says right after him "Because"


"I have a plan" the say in sync, turning at each other in confusion, before they giggle and frown at the same time

"Yes, well I led raids before" Sam says pointing at himself "let me lead and it'll be dead before you run out of mana"

"And I killed your level sixty at level ten!" Bailey shouts angrily "that thing is filled with gasses, I could pop it like a zit"

"You cheated" Sam says crossing his arm, pouting much like blue

Who's plan do I follow?
[] Sams
[] Lucy
[] Smiley's
[] thunder's
[] write in

>>47275736
>[] Smiley's
Baileys?

>>47275736
>[] Sams

>>47275736
>[] Sams

Lucy's plan mean's bailey's
sorry I fucked up there

>>47275736
>Work together or kiss already!

>>47275736
>Bailey's

>>47275818
Sounds like a good one actually. If Bailey's plan fails to work we can wait near to finish it off before it can escape or get close to the others.

>>47275736
[] Sams

>>47275818
Second.

>>47275736
>[] Bailey

>>47275736
>Baily's.

>>47275736
>>47275818
Changing to this to break the tie.

>>47276025
There is no tie? And once you change away from either Sam or Bailey the other wins anyway

"You charged into a field of gas in a...forget it" Bailey groans, rubbing the bridge of her nose "You're just being stubborn again"

"Of course I am, I don't like losing" Sam says with a smirk, as bailey sighs and smiles

"What the tainted hell are you two talking about?" Berry asks, looking confused as usual.

"Just how we're going to kill this thing" Sam says "And I think the magic users should stay up here while the rest of us charge it"

"Which is a pretty good idea, if we keep our toughest up here" Bailey says, brushing some ash off of her hat "To keep them safe while one of us cuts it open so I can pop it"

"Which would probably get someone killed unless they're...hmm, could work but it's still a dumb idea, you need to distract it with damage or else it will just charge the casters" Sam says as I hear the thing roar again, as its footsteps shake the earth

"Which is why we'd keep the hiver's and you up here" Bailey says confidently as she presses her chest against sam's

"But I know how to kill it" Sam says as he puffs his chest out "and it has pull abilities"

"I think mom has the best idea, if we can kill it in one blow, we don't have to worry about all of it" Toora says happily

"Don't bother trying to reason with him, nothing can get through his skull right now" Lucy sighs "he's arguing with his best friend, so all logic is out of the window for him right now"

"Because I'm right" Sam says confidently

"Except you aren't!" Bailey groans "Katie please...side with me on this"

"Katie...I'll be nice to Lucy for the rest of my life if you tell me I'm right" Sam says happily

"Bullshit, and you're desperate right now aren't you?" lucy says, trying to cover up a laugh

"Is this a human mating ritual?" Blue asks sounding confused

"I wouldn't know" Thunder yawns "Smells like it to me though"

"In my experience yes it is, but they're to stubborn to realize either advance" Little green chuckles "right my queen?"

Cont

>>47276068
"Okay, here's my two cents on this, the fastest of us go and stab it, and the slower ones stay up here to keep Bailey and the rest safe, so you can have you can satisfy your murder boner and no one gets hurt" I Say happily as Bailey sighs and smiles and sam frowns

"Thank you, that's what I was trying to say" Bailey sighs "Samy you really need to let other people explain some times"

"Yeah but...all of us are pretty fast Krovy" Sam says flatly "Soo...which ones of us are actually going to do what in this plan?"

What do I say?
[] Fuck it, I'm going to stab it 1d100
[] Me, you and smiley gank it, Thunder, Green and berry stay up here
[] isn't it obvious?
[] well you're staying up here
[]Well I'll lure it away somewhere, so it doesn't make us all smell like rotten flesh when it explodes 1d20+speed
[] write in

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>47276126
>[] Fuck it, I'm going to stab it 1d100

>>47276126
[] Me, you and smiley gank it, Thunder, Green and berry stay up here

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>47276126
>[] isn't it obvious?
>[] Fuck it, I'm going to stab it 1d100

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>47276126
>[] Fuck it, I'm going to stab it 1d100
>[] Me, you and smiley gank it, Thunder, Green and berry stay up here

>>47276126
>[] Me, you and smiley gank it, Thunder, Green and berry stay up here

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>47276126
>[] Fuck it, I'm going to stab it 1d100

>>47276246
Anon. Anon pls.

>>47276246
I regret everything, Please tell me we don't die, Or any one else dies.

>>47276262
We already had a nat1 today and were mostly fine, don't worry.


...Yes. Nat1s on d100 are so mundane in HM quests.

>>47276126
>[] Me, you and smiley gank it, Thunder, Green and berry stay up here

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>47276126
>[] Fuck it, I'm going to stab it 1d100

"Me, you and smiley gank it, Thunder and Berry stay up here" I say shaking my head as the thing roars again and I start to smell it again "just follow me because I'm going to stab this fucking thing already"

"Krovy wait!" Sam shouts as Smiley draws her swords "Just fly right for that damn thing we need to...wait what the hell am I saying, come on masky"

"Of course, just...keep it distracted from me if you could" Smiley says meekly "I don't like the look of this"

and by time she's done talking I'm in the air soaring towards it, trying to keep focused as it's smell starts to make it difficult to fly or think. I cover my nose, trying to fly straight as.


Why is they air cra

*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

I gasp, as the world lights up, and my body freezes up, filling with pain and electricity as I hear a taunting laugh from somewhere as I plummet to the ground, right in front of the monster.

I look up and see a sort of cat thing made out of smoke sitting on the boss' shoulder, sparks flowing out of it.

It grins a black toothed grin at me, and leaps towards me as I hear Sam screaming my name

What do I do?
[]stab my sword in the ground 1d100
[] Deflect 1d100
[] Whirlwind 1d100
[] ENPASSANT 1d100
[] write in

current hp: 3000 out of 3740

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>47276403
>[] ENPASSANT 1d100

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>47276403
>[] ENPASSANT 1d100
>NOW I'M ANGRY!

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>47276403
>[] Flurry of strikes 1d100

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>47276403
>[] Whirlwind 1d100

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>47276403
>[] ENPASSANT 1d100

I pick my sword back up, and fly towards it, zipping through the air as it does the same, traveling as a bolt of lighting. It shrieks, sounding like static from a tv played over a blender filled with forks and knives, before it reforms and leaps out at me. I swing, slashing its jaw as it bounces away, just in time for me to see the giant rotting hand of the boss coming towards me.

I grunt as I push myself up from the ground again, aching as Sam picks my up, and smiley lets me lean against her so I don't fall over
_
current Hp: 2800
_
the thunder cat hisses and coils around the boss's feet as Sam glares at it

"Okay...that's new" He says slowly "So...new plan, we rush it, alright?"

What do I do?
[] CHARGE 3d100
[] No, I'll lure it away, you keep it off me, and smiley attacks it 3d100
[] fuck that, we're leaving
[]...hmm, I have an idea...*throw sam or smiley at it* 1d20+Str
[] write in

Rolled 82, 67, 88 = 237 (3d100)

>>47276642
>[] No, I'll lure it away, you keep it off me, and smiley attacks it 3d100

Rolled 4, 43, 55 = 102 (3d100)

>>47276642
>[] No, I'll lure it away, you keep it off me, and smiley attacks it 3d100

Rolled 15, 34, 22 = 71 (3d100)

>>47276642
>[] No, I'll lure it away, you keep it off me, and smiley attacks it 3d100

Rolled 46, 92, 7 = 145 (3d100)

>>47276642
>[] No, I'll lure it away, you keep it off me, and smiley attacks it 3d100

Rolled 23, 24, 48 = 95 (3d100)

>>47276642
>[] CHARGE 3d100

Rolled 18, 28, 88 = 134 (3d100)

>>47276642
>[] No, I'll lure it away, you keep it off me, and smiley attacks it 3d100

People don't forget that there is also Reaping Dance available which is three En Passants in one. Or Reckless Charge itself which is pretty nasty as a cc.

>>47276654
>>47276687
NICE!

>>47276690
"No, I'll lure it away, you keep it off of me, and smiley attacks it" I say nodding as I run back towards the thing, screaming loudly to get the cats attention as Sam groans in anger.

"GODDAMMIT KROVY!" He screams as he runs after me, cracking his massive gauntlets together as he does so "What are you waiting for smiley, fucking gut the thing already"

The cat howls, and hisses at me as it stands up, its hair standing up on end as I turn and start to run and it gives chase, roaring and spitting lighting at me. I wince as I feel the sting of lighting again as I taste batteries.
_
2690 hp left
_

I look over my shoulder and see Sam tackling it to the ground as it leaps at me. Sam slams his arm into it's throat and screams as electricity arcs out of him, his hair standing on end as his eyes glow slightly.

Smiley runs past him, as the boss roars at her and tries to kick her as it slowly walks towards the hill, she dances under it, slashing it's foot.

What do I do?
[] get sam off of the thing 1d20+str
[] try to cut it's head off 1d100
[] Gutstab it 1d100
[] REAPING DANCE 1d100
[] Heal sam -15 or 25 mp
[] Attack the giant 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>47276827
>[] try to cut it's head off 1d100

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>47276827
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100

Slice and dice time.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>47276827
>[] Attack the giant 1d100
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>47276827
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>47276827
>[] try to cut it's head off 1d100

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>47276827
>[] try to cut it's head off 1d100
>[] Heal sam -15 or 25 mp

I rush over to sam and the monster, as he starts smacking it in the face with his giant metal gloves, gritting his teeth and grimacing as it continues pumping more watts into him. the monster bites into his arm, and I raise my sword, it's eyes go wide and almost look human for a second as I swing down at it, cutting into its neck before it slithers away like a trail of smoke, and stands up, and hisses at me, slowly circling around me and Sam. Sam groans and falls to his knee, holding his head in pain as the thing grins again. the giant stomps around behind me

What do I do?
[] drag Sam away from it 1d20+Str
[] REAPING DANCE 1d100
[] Slam my sword into the ground 1d100
[] Call for little green's help 1d100
[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 68, 4 = 72 (2d100)

>>47277029
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100
>[] Call for little green's help 1d100

Rolled 70, 1 = 71 (2d100)

>>47277029
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100
>[] Call for little green's help 1d100
Little green should carry sam away

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>47277029
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>47277029
>[] drag Sam away from it 1d20+Str
heal him as we drag him away for 25 mp

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>47277029
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100

>>47277072
Little green just tripped and fell.

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>47277029
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>47277029
>[] drag Sam away from it 1d20+Str
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS WANT SAM TO DIE!?!

>>47277148
Probably because we're not alarmist babies like you.

>>47277148
> character is mildly hurt and in pain
> HES GONNA DIE!!!!!!
He's a combat build character, he can take a few punches without needing his ass saved. I don't know what kind of pussy you think he is.

>>47277184
>He's a combat build character, he can take a few punches without needing his ass saved. I don't know what kind of pussy you think he is.
You do realize we're fighting a fucking RAID BOSS right?

I raise my sword and run at the thing, as it yowls and does the same, sparking and turning back to lighting every otherstep as I run towards it. It leaps at me, and rakes its claws down my armor, as I swing at it and leave a nasty cut in its stomach. It lands and turns around, growling at me
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Current hp: 2500
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I rest my sword on the ground, and run towards it again, as I see Sam limping towards the giant as Smiley stabs at it, seemingly doing nothing to it

the smoke cat runs at me and I charge it in turn, and I swing again as I pass it,dancing over the dried up corpses of goblins and other monsters. My sword drags down its oily, almost smoke like fur, and it hisses shocking me again as I lift major friend away from it
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2375
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I grit my teeth, fighting through the pain and forcing my muscles to work despite it all as I make one last run at it, and it roars, running towards me as we move to trade blows again. I twist my sword around, and smack it with the flat of my blade, shattering a few of its teeth out of its jaw, and sending it back to the ground.

It glares up at me and starts to circle me again.


What do I do?
[] run to help sam and smiley 1d20+speed
[] tackle it recklessly 1d20+speed and str
[] Hold my sword into the ground, to catch my breath 1d100
[] Deflect its next attack 1d100
[] HOLY WRATH 1d100 -25 mp
[] write in

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>47277252
>[] HOLY WRATH 1d100 -25 mp

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>47277252
>[] run to help sam and smiley 1d20+speed

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>47277252
>[] run to help sam and smiley 1d20+speed

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>47277252
>[] HOLY WRATH 1d100 -25 mp

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>47277252
>[] run to help sam and smiley 1d20+speed

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>47277252
[] run to help sam and smiley 1d20+speed

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>47277252
>[] tackle it recklessly 1d20+speed and str

Impaling it sounds nice

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>>47277330
NICE!

I look over my shoulder, and see Sam struggling to hold up the over grown goblin's foot as Smiley scrambles for her swords. the thing growls and I glance back at it, as it lowers itself down, getting ready to pounce on me like a rat.

And I turn and run, lifting my sword onto my shoulders as I hear it bounding after me, along with its lightning.
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20+20-5 from reaping dance = 35 SUCCESS
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and I don't stop, I'm to fast for it, even if it tries to use that lightning trick again, I'm right up next to the boss now, and I'm still running

What do I do?
[] Start climbing it, so the thing will chase my up it 1d20+Str
[] Slam my sword into it's foot 1d100
[] EN PASSANT 1d100
[] slam my sword down behind me 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>47277479
>[] Start climbing it, so the thing will chase my up it 1d20+Str

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>47277479
>[] Start climbing it, so the thing will chase my up it 1d20+Str
TIME TO DRAGON'S DOGMA THIS SHIT!

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>47277479
>[] slam my sword down behind me 1d100

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>47277479
>[] Start climbing it, so the thing will chase my up it 1d20+Str

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>47277479
>[] Start climbing it, so the thing will chase my up it 1d20+Str

Where's the weak point on this colossus?!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>47277479
[] Start climbing it, so the thing will chase my up it 1d20+Str

And my sword is slowing me down, there's no way I can keep outrunning this thing if I keep lugging it around like a backpack, so I drop it, as carefully as I can as I run towards the rotting giant, feeling my brain boil from the stench of it as I grab onto its rotten leg, peeling skin and flesh away as I clamber up it, trying my best to ignore the smell. it doesn't notice me, and just continues to try and squash sam under its foot like a bug, which isn't working very well as this thing isn't very big for a giant, hell I'm already half way up it's chest already.

I look back and see the cat thing clawing up after me as I throw my leg around the overgrown goblin's shoulder.

What do I do?
[] dodge around it's head 1d20+dex
[] Punch through its skull 1d20+str
[] let the cat get up here
[] Pull on the things head to try and steer it away from the casters 1d20+str
[]taunt the cat
[] write in

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>47277670
>[] Pull on the things head to try and steer it away from the casters 1d20+str

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>47277670
>[] Pull on the things head to try and steer it away from the casters 1d20+str
>[]taunt the cat

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>47277670
>[] Punch through its skull 1d20+str

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>47277670
>[] Punch through its skull 1d20+str

Found the weak point!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>47277670
>[] Punch through its skull 1d20+str

Wait....attack the weak point, if I kill this thing before that cat gets to me, well I won't have to worry about two of them at once at least, and I'm sure Sam and smiley can help me deal with the cat thing.

I pull myself the rest of the way up and turn around, crawling over to its head as it continues struggling against Sam, as Smiley continues cutting and slicing at its legs and the tendons inside of them, hopefully.

I grab onto it's pig like snout, and it turns to me and I nearly pass out from the smell as it looks at me with its dead fish looking eyes. It snorts and tries to swat me off as I pull my fist back and slam it through its skull, and.....a.a.ah I..I feel it's juices on my hands oh god oh god oh god it smells so bad.

I can't I can't. It's going to seep into my fluff if I don't pull it out

roll 1d20+willpower
What do I do?
[] rip it's head off 1d20+Str
[] Dodge the cat 1d20+dex
[] leap off 1d100
[] Purifying 1d100 -?? MP
[] SMILEY STAB IT ALREADY 1d100
[] pull my hands out of it
[] write in

>>47277817
>[] rip it's head off 1d20+Str
>[] pull my hands out of it
>OH GOD THIS IS DISGUSTING!

Rolled 31, 82 = 113 (2d100)

>>47277817
>[] Purifying 1d100 -?? MP
>[] SMILEY STAB IT ALREADY 1d100

That crap be nasty.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>47277837

Rolled 14, 8 = 22 (2d100)

>>47277817
[] Purifying 1d100 -?? MP
[] SMILEY STAB IT ALREADY 1d100

Rolled 14, 40 = 54 (2d100)

>>47277817
>[] Purifying 1d100 -?? MP
>[] SMILEY STAB IT ALREADY 1d100

8+16= bare success
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I manage to keep my hands inside of its rotten brains, they feel like warmed up jelly mixed with mashed potatoes and worms, all wiggling around and pulling at my fingers. And the worse part is its cold, it's freezing and it feels like it's still alive.

I hear the cat climbing up behind me, as I focus all of the fire inside of me through my hands to try and get this stuff off of me, silver flames erupting from my hands and burning out weakly as more pale pink brain juice flows down my fingers to drip down my palm like watered down blood.

I groan, I need my music, I need my music or I'm going to vomit. And like a gift from the gods, I feel my headphone sizzling over my ears, playing me some nice soothing music as I hear the lion growl behind me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK4UP0VyWZ8
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"SMILEY JUST STAB THE THING ALREADY!" I scream as I feel my hair and all of the fluffy moth fluff on me stand up on end

"GOT YA, JUST KEEP IT STILL FOR A SECOND!" Smiley shouts loudly "WAIT KROVY..."

And then she's drowned out by the music as the cat made out of smoke bites into the back of my armor.

Current mp= 525
What do I do?
[] Let the bloody curse/ krovachi take control to fight the thing off *Burning angel mode as she goes ape on it* 1d100
[] try and toss it off of myself 1d20+str
[] Set myself and everything else around me on fire 1d100
[]Headbutt it 1d20+str
[] Drop off and fight it like a hiver the second I hit the ground *Bite bite bite* 1d100
[] Hug it and try to snap its back 1d20+str
[] write in

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>47277995
>[] Hug it and try to snap its back 1d20+str

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>47277995
>[] Hug it and try to snap its back 1d20+str
I bet this will kill that 20.

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>>47278010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woc6-grMSB0

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>47277995
>[] Hug it and try to snap its back 1d20+str

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>47277995
>[]Headbutt it 1d20+str

time to ruin it with another 1

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>47277995
>[] Hug it and try to snap its back 1d20+str

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>>47277995
>>47278010

HA HA TIME FOT ZARAKI PICS

>>47278134
*FOR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=6&v=woc6-grMSB0
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Oh this song, I missed this song, I love this song. It's a very very nice song, it gets my blood pumping like nothing else besides Sabaton. I grin madly, my wings unfolding as I twist around, feeling my neck crack in a way it shouldn't as I wrap my arms around the giant, possibly demonic smoke cat. It bites down onto my head, and I see eyes along its tongue. And I stand up, lifting it up and ripping it off of myself like a doll as I start to squeeze. It yowls in pain, as I feel and hear things pop under my deadly grip as I put all of my strength into giving this thing a killer bear hug as my blood heats up and fills with adrenaline.
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27+20= 47+crit= SEVEN'S WRATH
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It growls and starts trying to shock me away, and I just tighten my grip, even as I start to steam and smoke and the thing screams just like a dying man, it tries to snake its way out of my arms, but I just keep on crushing it, harder and harder, as lighting arks off of me, and blood drips down my face as it tries desperately to crush my skull, before I twist my head around and snap its jaw with my horns. It falls limp into my arms and starts to fade away with the song.
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You have killed the demon spawned from sparky's desecrated soul

Krovachi has gained 2 levels
everyone but Little green, Minor, Berry and Toora has gained 1
Current hp remaining 777
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and it slips out of my arms, fading into the wind as I slump over, feeling dead and drained, my head empty of thoughts, empty.

I close my eyes.

"KROVY, GET DOWN FROM THERE, BAILEY'S ABOUT TO NUKE THIS FUCKING THING, COME ON STOP MESSING AROUND AND ACTING DRAMATIC ALREADY"

Ah....Sam's angry as usual then.

What do I do
[] slip off of it and get carried back by sam
[] try to fly back 1d100
[] Slide down it and RUN 1d20+speed
[] Purifying the smoke that made that thing up just to be sure 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>47278148
>[] Purifying the smoke that made that thing up just to be sure 1d100
>[] slip off of it and get carried back by sam

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>47278148
>[] Purifying the smoke that made that thing up just to be sure 1d100
>[] slip off of it and get carried back by sam

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>47278148
>[] Purifying the smoke that made that thing up just to be sure 1d100

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>47278148
>[] Purifying the smoke that made that thing up just to be sure 1d100

I am paranoid

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>47278148
>[] Purifying the smoke that made that thing up just to be sure 1d100
>[] slip off of it and get carried back by sam
Nice.

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>47278148
>[] Purifying the smoke that made that thing up just to be sure 1d100

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>47278148
>[] Purifying the smoke that made that thing up just to be sure 1d100

>>47278178
Not today Demon!

>>47278178
Thank god you're out of range.

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>>47278134
>>47278148

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>47278148
>[] Purifying the smoke that made that thing up just to be sure 1d100
>[] try to fly back 1d100

I look down at the smoke slipping through my fingers.And I glare as I clench my hands into fists, and focus the last bit of magic in me into it, watching it recombust into silver fire around my me as I start to feel whoozy, and even as I hear scream in my head and the air around me, I keep pumping more and more holy fire into it, until the around me is sparkly like my wings and fluff.
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Current mp= 0
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I groan, feeling worn out and weak, but...in a weird way, it feels like when I used to get sick when I was just me, except, detached and...far away, like I'm not the one feeling it right now. I hold my head up and stumble off the giant goblins shoulder in a daze. I look up and see sam's face.

He smiles happily down at me, and I see Smiley running besides him, smiling just as happily. and not long after, I see Minor smiling to, and bailey, and Lucy, and Berry. Blue as well, and even thunder...I think little greens trying to smile, but I'm too tired to really say anything, so I'm just going to...
zzzzzz
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Krovachi passed out from running out of mana
_

And now
[] Level up an existing class

also
[] allocate 6 stat points

>>47278243
>Beast Master
>3speed, 3 strength

>>47278243
Put one into mad swordsman
One in knight of the seven

3 in str
3 in mag

>>47278243
>Monster Master
>Mad swordsman
We got two levels.
>3 Str 3 will

>>47278243
>[] Both into berserker

>[] 3 strengthm 3 speed

>>47278243
>Monster Master
>Mad Swordsmen
>3speed, 3 strength

>>47278243
>Monster Master
>Mad swordsman
>3 Str 3 Will

>>47278243
>Monster Master
>Mad Swordsmen
>3 spd 3 str

>>47278243
>Monster Master
>Mad Swordsmen
>3speed, 3 strength

>tfw no one remembers we get lots of anti-demon shit from knight of the seven

>>47278243
>[] Mad Swordsmen
>[] Berserker
>3Strength
>3Speed
Or
>6 Strength

>>47278243
>Krovachi passed out from running out of mana
That seems kinda silly HM, Maybe change it to she passed out from exertion since we're at low health and mana? Otherwise everyone will pass out when they get zero mana which is quite honestly kinda stupid.
>>47278295
No one cares, Also we don't need magic stat.

>>47278259
>1 Mad Swordsmen
>1 Knight of the Seven
>3 Strength and 3 Will

>>47278243
>Krovachi passed out from running out of mana
Thats a thing now? Seems a bit weird of MP is a second set of HP.

>>47278243
>Mad swordsmen
>Anything not seven.

>[] 3 strength, 1 speed, 2 will

>>47278320
The difference being that if she ran out of HP she would be dead.

>>47278350
If you pass out in a fight you're dead.

>>47278312
>>47278320

Well, it was also because of reaping dance and having low health.

She also hadn't used all of her mana up before
and had been breathing in a bunch of horrible smelling gunk and demon smoke
I just said mana because it's simpler to type and because it was a leading factor

as running out mp makes you feel drained and tired, and she was on low hp at the time with all the other factors.

if you noticed every time Lucy did some big magic, she'd be tired and such

And Krovachi along with all the other bullshit isn't used to using lots of magic at once, as you usually just smack things with a sword
and don't burn demons out of reality
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Monster master and mad swords man won

do you want
[] an offensive skill
[]or a ANGEL MOTH ability

>>47278365
>[] an offensive skill

>>47278365
>[] an offensive skill
THIRD TIER?

>>47278365
>[] an offensive skill
We can get t3 now yes?

>>47278365
>[]or a ANGEL MOTH ability
Eh, no matter which way you dice ut, falling unconscious becauise of depleted mana is kinda dumb. Could have just gone with falling unconscious because of exhaustion/demon fumes or whatever.

>>47278365
>[]or a ANGEL MOTH ability

Seems like a good investment for what'll be coming for us nowadays.

>>47278365
>[] an offensive skill
Tier three yet HM?
>>47278385
Agreed.

>>47278365
>[]or a ANGEL MOTH ability

>>47278365
[] an offensive skill

>>47278365
>[] an offensive skill

>>47278365
>[] an offensive skill
I hope it's good.

also I just realized

Krovachi has 40 str and 33 speed when she's in control of the body

Fuck

>>47278376
>>47278378
Oh yeah you can

>>47278385
>>47278389

Which is what I said happened
it was a perfect storm of demon shit, exhaustion and being out of mana that did it, as well as getting electrocuted more than Rook from Kamen rider Kiva did when he punished himself

as I said, I said Mana because it's easier to type than all of this bullshit at once

>>47278365
>do you want
>[] an offensive skill
>[]or a ANGEL MOTH ability
Shouldn't we get two? Since we leveled twice?

Tier 1
[] Feint *Attempt to distract the opponent with a false strike, uses Dex+speed*


[] Kick up dirt *Attempt to blind the enemy by kicking dirt in their eyes*
[] Dual wielding *You can dual wield*

[] Cheap shot *Take a cheap shot, stunning your opponent*

[] Retreating stab *Attack as you leap back, the range of the leap is determined by your dexterity level*

tier 2
[] Blade shatter *Attempt Destroy your enemies weapon, Str+ weapon*

[] Leaping strike *leap into the air and slam down into your opponent, uses dex*

[] Disembowel *try to rip your foes guts out, dealing massive damage and bleed, but putting you in great danger

[] Head strike *knock the sense out of your enemy, stunning them, uses str*

[] Crippling strike *try to cripple one of your targets limbs*

[] Sword toss *throw your blade at your enemy, angrily*


[] GLARE *try to scare the shit out of your foes*

Tier 3
[]Sever *attempt to remove one of the target's limbs*
[] Rapid strike *Attack your target in blinding speed*
[] Stomp *Stun surrounding opponents*
[] Reflect *Reflect ranged and magical attacks*
[] Bloody haze *drop into the bloody curse on your own accord*
[]Trample *Run over your foes, stomping them under foot, use str and speed*
[] bending grapple *Wrap around your foe and hold them in place with your body, uses dex
[] Running slide *Slide under or into your opponents, uses speed
[]Low swing *aim for the legs*
[] Defensive stance *trades Str bonus to damage and speed for defense*
[] Mad man's stance *sacrifice all defense for increased damage and speed*
[] Twirl up *a spinning attack that can be used to gain height, or get up from being knocked down instantly

or
[] make one 1d20+learning
>>47278429
Ah yes you would! sorry, lets do this one first

>>47278514
>[] Reflect *Reflect ranged and magical attacks*

>>47278514
>[] Rapid strike *Attack your target in blinding speed*


Now if we can combine this with reaping dance next time we level....

>>47278514
>[]Trample *Run over your foes, stomping them under foot, use str and speed*

>>47278514
[] Reflect *Reflect ranged and magical attacks*

>>47278514
>[] Reflect *Reflect ranged and magical attacks*
>[]Trample *Run over your foes, stomping them under foot, use str and speed*
The combos we can do!

>>47278514
>[] Twirl up *a spinning attack that can be used to gain height, or get up from being knocked down instantly

>>47278514
>[] Reflect *Reflect ranged and magical attacks*
Do I hear anti mage? Why yes, yes I do.

>>47278514
>[] Reflect *Reflect ranged and magical attacks*
>[] Rapid strike *Attack your target in blinding speed*

>>47278514
You can just pick the two most picked tier 3 skills, pretty sure we'd take those anyway.

>>47278514
>[] Mad man's stance *sacrifice all defense for increased damage and speed*
>[] Twirl up *a spinning attack that can be used to gain height, or get up from being knocked down instantly

>>47278514
>[] Reflect *Reflect ranged and magical attacks*
>[] Twirl up *a spinning attack that can be used to gain height, or get up from being knocked down instantly

>>47278522

Reflect wins by a land slide!
[] Extra chitin
[] Power of light
[] Cocoon spinning
[] Burrower
[] weightless
[] Mother
[] Holy sight
[] Burning wings
[] Moth form
[] Sleeping hold
[] Anger eater
[] Holy Fluff
[]Second set of arms

>>47278565
Monster master doesn't give offensive skills


Also next thread I think Krovachi might come out for the first time in a very long time
I missed writing her

>>47278582
>[] Burning wings

>>47278582
>[] Holy Fluff

>>47278582
>[] Holy Fluff
Gotta take the fluff, bitches love the fluff.

>>47278582
>[] Holy sight
Or
>[] Burning wings

>>47278582
>[] Burning wings

~this girl is on fire!~

>>47278582
>[] Holy Fluff
THE FLUFFIEST ANGEL!

>>47278582
>[] Power of light

>>47278582
>[] Burning wings
Nice to see Krovachi again

>>47278582
>[] Holy Fluff
Bitches love fluff!
If we get burning wings we can't use them to cuddle anymore!