>>47141947
>>Light
We tried out the Heavy already.

>>47141947
>Light
This is still a sneaking mission, isn't it?

>>47141947
>Light

When we do get the opportunity to upgrade other systems of the ship, maybe we should install a few "Parasite spacecraft" to the hull of ship for manned or unmanned combat/scouting.

>>47141947
>>Light
>Something wrong tank?

>>47141947
>>Light

>>47141947
>Heavy

>>47141947
>Light
SO if I wanted to read another of Merc's quests, what do people advise reading? Read Parawitches already.

>>47141947
>Light
How's youre rpg going btw?

>>47141947
>>Light

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>>47141993
That or we could always expand our armoury.

>>47141947
>>Light

>>47142049
Cyberpunk Idol Management Quest. All hail the daughterus.

>>47142049
The original Merc quest, Valkryian Mercs Quest.

>>47141997
I'm starting to think that Tank might be an android that has greater freedoms than most other robots, and probably communicates in binary.

>>47141947
Supporting >>47141997

>>47142049
Personally I'd say everything just because I read them all, but Valkyrian Mercs Quest 2 is probably a pass in all honesty.

>>47142147
What if Tank is Jager?

>>47142147
No matter what Tank is, he/she/it will be best Girl

>>47142049
Ace Combat Quest, solely for drunk Karla pretending to be Pixy.

>>47142049
Seconding Cyberidol. The others are good too, but Cyberidol's one of the better ones.

>>47142083
>>47142107
>>47142207
Breddy much what they said. Lot of what he writes is pretty good, even VMQ2 if you can look past the shitstorm that was the waifu wars.

>>47142049
>>47142207
>>47142240
Not to mention Armchair's HERE COMES THE SNOW and epic rolls.

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>>47142055
It's going along pretty well! Dealing with lots of spoopy shit and asshole Japanese!

>>47142267
It all started with being surrounded by enemy jets and snowballed into cyberidols...

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>>47141947
>>Light

>>47142049
VMQ for sure as even now it's one of Merc's best quests nice balance of dice and plot (and a reasonable system), and it's the main reason most of us are here reading his stuff today.

>>47142083
One of the best parts of Cyberidols were the theories of what the hell Cole was. That and Niko decretly being a ninja and Rin being a Succubus.

>>47142420
Rin wasn't a succubus, she was a temptress. She never actually did anything.

>>47142447
She was able to charm people very well, something associated with succubi

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>>47141947
"I think I'll go with the light stuff this time." You say.

Tank nods, but still keeps his distance. Apparently he was still worked up.

"What, you're not going to help me?" You chuckle.

Tank shakes his head. You should know the process by this point.

Heh, it was rare to see Tank being so worked up over something. You watch him as the armor attaches to your regular suit, integrating itself onto your body. Tank continues to keep his distance from you, looking away somewhat awkwardly.

>It's best to leave Tank alone for now.
>Tease Tank.
>Assure him that kiss didn't mean anything.
>Other

>>47142461
>It's best to leave Tank alone for now.

>>47142461
>>Assure him that kiss didn't mean anything.

>>47142461
>>Tease Tank.

Heh, heh , HEH

>>47142461
>It's best to leave Tank alone for now.
While I want to tease him, I think it's best to leave him alone

>>47142455
She never did anything though.

>>47142461
>>Tease Tank.

>>47142461
>It's best to leave Tank alone for now.

>>47142461
>It's best to leave Tank alone for now.

>>47142461
>>Tease Tank.
We can apologize right after

>>47142461
>It's best to leave Tank alone for now.

>>47142461
>It's best to leave Tank alone for now.

>>47142461
>Tease Tank.

>>47142461
>>Tease Tank.

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>>47142461
>Assure him that kiss didn't mean anything.

>>47142049
Build Fighters Quest was my favourite. Sequel never.

>>47142461
>>Other
Wow I didn't know you'd hate a kiss from me that badly....

>>47142461
>>It's best to leave Tank alone for now.
No bully!

>>47142461
>>It's best to leave Tank alone for now.

No need to push in that direction. give it more time for more natural growth in relationship.

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>>47142461
>Tease Tank.
WE BULLY NOW

>It's best to leave Tank alone for now.

>>47142461
>>Tease Tank.

>>47142525
>Build Fighters Quest was my favourite.
It was the quest that made me interested in researching the older Gundam series, and getting a model for myself. I had no idea something ridiculously funny and awesome like the GM Juggler existed.

>>47142461
>It's best to leave Tank alone for now.

>>47142525
I need to finish that quest. I really liked the opening scene at the FLGS.

>>47142107
>The original Merc quest, Valkryian Mercs Quest.
Fuck yes! It was the second Merc quest I read, but the best of them all in terms of originality, story, character, and sheer awesomeness of the dice rolls. That last nat-20 was completely unforgettable. I literally screamed out loud for real when that came up.

>>47142461
>>Tease Tank.

>>47142461
>>It's best to leave Tank alone for now.

>>47142461
>>It's best to leave Tank alone for now.

>>47142461
>Tease Tank.
TEASE BIG HUSBANDO

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>>47142461
You stay silent. It was probably best to leave Tank alone for now, especially right before a mission like this one.

"You ARE ready, right?" You ask Tank.

Tank nods, holding up his heavy plasma rifle and stubby plasma caster. Basically, his idea of a "light" loadout. A number of light combat bots powered up as well, to assist your infiltration.

You take up your own loadout. Basically just a standard plasma carbine, in keeping with your intent on staying light and fast. Your light armor would have its own built in shields like the heavy armor, but they wouldn't be nearly as robust. At least you still had onboard power to boost them in necessary, though.

SHIELD: 50/50
ARMOR: 50/50
POWER: 150/150

"Captain, we're in position behind the nearest moon." Bradford announces. "We're ready to go whenever you are."

>All right, let's go.
>There's something I need to handle here first. (specify)

>>47142798
>All right, let's go.

>>47142798
>All right, let's go.

>>47142798
>All right, let's go.

Let's rock.

>inb4 we do another Biotic Charge

>>47142798
>All right, let's go.

>>47142798
>All right, let's go.

>>47142798
>All right, let's go.

>>47142798
>>All right, let's go.

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>>47142798
>All right, let's go.

Anyone think someone is staring at our cute butt?

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>>47142798
"All right, let's go." You nod to Tank. "Bradford, get the shuttle ready."

"On it, Captain." Bradford nods.

"We've done our best to get the shuttle as stealthy as possible." Scott adds in over the comms. "Mostly just removed or covered up any that could give a possible sensor return. As long as you only keep only the critical systems running, you should be fine.

"Critical system such as..."

"Basically just engine at minimal power." Scott explains.

"Right, right." You sigh.

You, Tank, the rest of the robotic strike squad head down into the shuttle bay and file into the waiting shuttle. The pilot gives you an acknowledging look before closing the boarding ramp.

"So how do you want to do this, Captain?" The pilot asks. "I can drop you a few miles from the target site. It'll take a bit of walking to get there, but it's your best shot at avoiding detection. Or, I can do a hot insertion. It'll be a lot faster, but the 'hot' part is there for a reason..."

>Land a safe distance away.
>A hot insertion sounds good.
>Other

>>47143017
I'm more concerned about the heating/cooling system is and how sweaty it can get.

>>47143031
>Land a safe distance away.

Sneaking!

>>47143031
>>Land a safe distance away.

>>47143031
>>Land a safe distance away.

>>47143031
>A hot insertion sounds good.

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>>47143017
Everyone is

>>47143031
>Land a safe distance away.
This is a sneaking mission

>>47143031

>Land a safe distance away.

We're doing this sneeki breeki like.

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>Land a safe distance away

Then

>Don't get caught doing it

>>47143031
>Land a safe distance away.
Commencing Virtuous Mission

>>47143065
>>47143017
How shapely is it?

Flat? Small?

>>47143031
>A hot insertion sounds good.
I bet Sam has wanted Tank to do a hot insertion with her for a while.

>>47143031
>Land a safe distance away.

>>47143031
>>Land a safe distance away.

Safe and sneaky is good. It's why we chose to do it this way to begin with.

>>47143140
That's assuming Tank has the proper equipment

>>47143031
>Land a safe distance away.

>>47143120
Fit but perky.

>>47143154
He will, if not Doc will make sure he get's it.

>>47143120
It makes up for Sam having a flat deck

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>>47143154
He's just waiting to tear through that skintight suit.

>>47143214
We're still not even sure Tank is actually a he.

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>>47143180
>>47143235
>Tiny girl with smalltits but perfect ass
I AM SO HARD RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE NO IDEA

>>47143249
And?

>>47143235
formerly flat, just small now.

>>47143294
>Small
>Everybody mistakes them for mosquito bites

>>47143263
I know right!

>>47143288
Well okay. Putting a penis on a girl is perfectly fine with me.

>>47143031
>Land a safe distance away

A-are you liking my quest so far?

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>>47143120
Take your pick

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>>47143031
"Put us down a safe distance from the facility." You inform the pilot. "I'm willing to walk a bit over getting shot at."

"Roger that." The pilot nods, slightly relieved. "Adjusting course."

The shuttle bay doors then slowly open, revealing the expanse of space as well as the desolate surface of the moon the Gullinbursti was hiding behind. The pilot throttles the shuttle up and it begins puttering along towards the planet.

"Oh shit. Oooooooh shit." The pilot frowns.

"What's wrong?" You ask.

"That." The pilot points up and to the left. You squint your eyes. The shuttle's sensors were off, so the tactical overlay couldn't really highlight it, and you were surprised the pilot was even able to eyeball it. However, you own eyes adjust and you manage to see the faint outline of a Confederate corvette.

"Can... can it see us?" You whisper, as if your voice might actually be heard.

"Don't know." The pilot grimaces.

"Can we change course to avoid it?"

"Right now we're on a ballistic course to mimic orbital debris." The pilot informs you. "If we change course now, they'll notice."

Tank then leans in with a suggestion, pointing back in the direction of the moon. Perhaps the Gullinbursti could distract its attention?

>Just stay quiet and hope it passes.
>Call Gullinbursti for assistance.
>Other

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>>47143328
It's not bad so far! Just keep at it!

>>47143379
>>Just stay quiet and hope it passes.

>>47143379
>Just stay quiet and hope it passes.

>>47143336
I'd say her rear is petite

>>47143379
>Just stay quiet and hope it passes.

>>47143379
>>Just stay quiet and hope it passes.

>>47143379
>Just stay quiet and hope it passes.

>>47143379
>>Just stay quiet and hope it passes.

There's nothing to see here, we're just a rock... just a rock...

>>47143379
>Just stay quiet and hope it passes.

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>>47143379
>Just stay quiet and hope it passes
>>47143395
Thanks! Even though I said I wouldn't, I might bring in Abyssals at some point. A threeway conflict would be interseting. It might just be for the endboss I have planned though.

>>47143379
>Just stay quiet and hope it passes.

>>47143379
>Just stay quiet and hope it passes.

>>47141993
We'd need pilots for them unless Sam is more hands on.

>>47143658
We get Scott on them to create drone craft controlled by a simple AI

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>>47143379
You're all deathly quiet as the shuttle slowly passes under the corvette. It looks so close that you could reach up and touch it, but you know that in reality it's actually many kilometers away. Almost a speck in the distance.

The seconds crawl by, but the corvette doesn't change course or fire weapons. It looks like it wasn't concerned at all by a small piece of apparent space debris.

The pilot finally lets out a sigh of relief when the shuttle shudders, a sign that it has hit the atmosphere.

"All right, we should be safe now." The explains. "The atmosphere will deflect most orbital sensors, so we don't have to worry about their ships detecting us. Now we just have to avoid their ground based assets and we'll be dandy."

"Thank god." You FINALLY exhale.

Tank is just as stoic and resolute as ever.

You look out the viewport, and just like the briefing, you could see the planet of White Haven lived up to its classification as an agri-world. On the ground, instead of a sea of water, it was a sea of crops. Corn, wheat, soy, all the common staples of human sustainment stretched from horizon to horizon, with only the odd farming settlement to break up the endless green.

(cont)

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>>47143789
"All right, this is as close as I can get you to the facility without triggering their sensors." The pilot says as he sets down in the middle of a cornfield. "I'll stay here as long as I can. You need an extract, you just call."

"Roger." You nod as you close your helmet and step out of the ramp.

Outside, the planet seemed very... Earth-like. Dusty and rustic.

Tank then follows you out and activates a holo display of the surrounding area. You could see your current position marked with a large red dot. Farther out, you could see a massive white dome, your target. Unfortunately, the area around the dome was cleared of all plant life, which would make it difficult to approach from the open.

"I suppose you have an idea?" You ask Tank.

Tank nods and points to three points of interest. A nearby settlement, a road, and a pipeline. Maybe setting up some kind of "accident" at the settlement could draw the security force away, opening a gap for you to exploit. Surveillance also seemed to indicate constant deliveries being made to the site by trucks, providing another avenue of entry. Finally, the pipeline led directly into the facility, and even if was being used, your suits were fully sealed...

>Set up an "accident" at the settlement.
>Hijack a truck.
>Use the pipeline.
>Other

>>47143803
>>Use the pipeline.

>>47143803
>>Use the pipeline.

>>47143803
>Hijack a truck.

>>47143803
>Use the pipeline.

>>47143803
>>Use the pipeline

>>47143803
>Use the pipeline.

Gonna need a shower if it's sewage.

>>47143505
Are you the one running Merc's roleplaying quest thing, or is it something else?

>>47143803
>Hijack a truck.

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>Use the pipeline

>>47143803
>>Use the pipeline.

>>47143866
He's running an Arpeggio x Kancolle crossover quest

>>47143803
>Use the pipeline.

>>47143803
>>Use the pipeline.

>>47143891
When is it run? I'd actually like to check it out.

>>47143924
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Kantai%20Collection%20of%20Blue%20Steel%20Quest

Archive

>>47143891
>He's running an Arpeggio x Kancolle crossover quest
>>47143924
>When is it run? I'd actually like to check it out.
Same. Link plz?

>>47143938
Thanks Boss.

>>47143938
14 seconds late haha

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>>47143803
"Well, the pipeline seems to be our best bet." You point to the long pipe on the map. "They literally won't see us coming, and it looks large enough to fit us."

Tank nods and motions for the bots to follow. Your squad pushes its way through the forest of corn crops. Tank releases a small aerial drone which hovers in the air, giving you all a birds eye perspective since the corn was blocking all of your line of sight.

"So, what do you think about agri-worlds?" You ask Tank.

Tank shrugs. A bit dull, actually. Not really a lot of stuff on an agri-world worth fighting over, at least not for an individual infantryman.

"Typical." You chuckle.

And finally you reach the pipeline. There was nothing special about it. Just a bit tube of metal suspended above the ground, carrying whatever it was carrying to or from the facility. Tank climbs one of the maintenance access ladders and examines a hatch on the top. He indicates that the pipeline was a low pressure pipe, which was good for you. Made it easier to move through.

Tank then pries the access hatch open, and immediately biohazard warnings on your HUD blare.

"Tank, what exactly is in that pipe?" You mumble.

Tank shrugs .Some kind of biowaste. Common byproduct from a agriculture lab like this one.

You climb up the ladder and look down into the pipe, where you could see this horrid black/green sludge slowly flowing through the pipe.

"Biowaste, huh?" You ask.

Tank nods.

"Isn't that basically, you know, shit?"

Tank nods.

>OH HELL NAW
>Well at least these suits are sealed...
>Other

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>>47144062
>>Well at least these suits are sealed...
Thank god we didn't go helmetless. Speaking of which...which one is best?

>>47144062
>Well at least these suits are sealed...
>Amy gets to clean them

>>47144062
>Well at least these suits are sealed...
>grossgrossgrossgrossgrosss!

>>47144081
Sam would obviously pick the Sensor Mask.

>>47144062
>>Well at least these suits are sealed...
*shrug*

>>47144062
>>Well at least these suits are sealed...

>>47144062
>>Well at least these suits are sealed...

>>47144062
>>Well at least these suits are sealed...
At the end of this, we need to go through decontamination....Twice.

>>47144062
>Well at least these suits are sealed...

>>47144062
>>Well at least these suits are sealed...
Good thing we have so much experience dealing with shit already eh?

>>47144062
>Well at least these suits are sealed...
The suits and drones will likely need a plasma bath after this.

>>47143954

>>47143941
>Well at least these suits are sealed
>>47143924
Tuesdays and Thursdays, starting at 3-4 PM EST and ending at 9-10 PM EST.
Why burger boats, you may ask?
>FREEDOM MOTHERFUCKER

>>47144196
>>47144062
Whelp, leave it to me to screw up a post.

>>47144172
Scott is going to be pissed!

>>47144196
>Tuesdays and Thursdays, starting at 3-4 PM EST and ending at 9-10 PM EST.

Was just reading the first 2 threads, good stuff, even if it doesn't have much character interactions or intro/info-dumps yet.

Was worried about the char selection and upgrade picks, but it seems most of the voters were sensible enough.

Will be happy to join it when I can.

>>47144196
That reminds me that I've seen Merc's twitter reply to you. I probably should've followed you.
Fixing that now.

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>>47144062
Oh god this was so gross!

"Uuuuuuuuugh." You groan. "I guess as Captain I gotta deal with shit all the time, right?"

Tank shrugs.

"It's just..." You glance at the river of stinky muck. Now you were VERY glad your suits were sealed...

Tank then takes position behind you, wondering if you need any help.

>Y-you can totally do this yourself!
>Have Tank take the lead.
>Other

>>47144318
>>Y-you can totally do this yourself!

>>47144318
>>Have Tank take the lead.
He does have the heaviest armour.

>>47144318
>Y-you can totally do this yourself!

>>47144062
>>Well at least these suits are sealed...

>>47144318
>>Have Tank take the lead.
"Damnit all... Tank, lead the way!"

>>47144318
>>Have Tank take the lead.
We can ride his back, so the tide of shit does not sweep us away

>>47144318
>>Y-you can totally do this yourself!

Time for us to wear big girl panties. Tank is probably still pissed at us for some reason... So time to nut up.

>>47144318
>>Y-you can totally do this yourself!

>>47144318
>Y-you can totally do this yourself!

>>47144318
>Y-you can totally do this yourself!

>>47144318
>>Have Tank take the lead.

>>47144318
>>Have Tank take the lead.

Ugh... to avoid this shit, can't we just ride on tank instead?

talking about riding tank, at one point we need to request our own Mako AFV or maybe a Walker like one from BF 2142

>>47144496
Not sure how many we can actually fit in the cargo hold. We already have a shuttle stored there, so I can only assume we have enough room for a few land/hover vehicles.

>>47144430
He's not pissed, just nervous because we kissed him last thread.

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>>47144318
"I-I can do this!" You assert to Tank.

Tank nods. Whatever you say.

You pout at Tank, but remember that he can't see your facial expressions under your helmet. No way that you were going to open it up, though. If that shit in the pipe smelled as bad as it looked, you were afraid it would knock you right out.

"Oh god I'm gonna regret this..." You mumble as you drop your leg into the stream of "biowaste."

Ohgodohgodohgod you can FEEL it hitting against your leg...!

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>47144517
Either that, or he's a robot trying to figure out what "Love" is.

>>47144528
Here comes the snow!

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>47144528
it cant be that bad

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>47144528

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>47144528

>>47144528
>if we wore heavy armour, we wouldn't have felt a damn thing!

>>47144539
Yep, not that bad.

>>47144585
thanks god for futurist lightly armored power armor

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>>47144528
"Ugggggh." You groan as you eventually plant both feet and dip your whole body into the stream of biowaste. Your powered arms immediately clamp to the sides of the pipe and start pulling you against the current. All the while, you're fighting to prevent yourself from gagging at the through of crawling through a literal river of shit.

Your tactical display pinged, showing Tank and the combat bots following close behind.

Meanwhile, your scout drone remained outside, surveying the pipe ahead of you. On your data feed, you could see that the pipe hung over a small set of buildings, which could provide ample cover if you cut your way out of the pipe. You could find an entry into the facility from that point.

Or... you could just keep following the pipe into the facility itself, but the drone had no visual of where the pipe ultimately led. You were kind of afraid of what kind of infernal machine would be the source of all this biowaste...

>Follow the pipe to its source.
>Cut your way out.
>Other

>>47144691
>>Cut your way out.

>>47144691
>Follow the pipe to its source.

>>47144691
>>Cut your way out.

>>47144691
>>Cut your way out.

>>47144691
>>Follow the pipe to its source.
We're not really sure where exactly we are at the moment.

>>47144691
>Cut your way out.

>>47144691
>Cut your way out.

>>47144691
>>Follow the pipe to its source.

All the way in! the things we do for Maximum Stealth Rank S...

>>47144691
>Cut your way out.

>>47144691
>>Follow the pipe to its source.

>>47144691
>>Follow the pipe to its source.
Further in means bypassing more security right? Then yeah, go go go.

>>47144691
>>Follow the pipe to its source.

>>47144691
>Follow the pipe to its source.

>>47144691
>>Follow the pipe to its source.

>>47144691
>>Follow the pipe to its source.
Kinda suspicious that this is just simple shit

>>47144691
>>Follow the pipe to its source.

>>47144808
That's very true. I kinda want to see what happens if we find out it's just really a waste-disposal pipe for sewage from the toilets or something.

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>>47144691
You keep crawling, working your power armor's full potential as it pulls you through the pipe against the tide. Finally, you reach past the point the aerial drone is able to track you, leaving everything up to this point in the dark.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>47144869

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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>47144852
>>47144808

Maybe it's animal waste? I mean, this is an agricultural world.

>>47144869

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>47144869

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>47144869

>>47144880
>>47144882
>>47144888
Looks like we're about to find out the source of this....or our suit becomes breached....

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>47144869

>>47144882
WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEEEEEEE

Also nice pic. Project Nimbus is pretty fun.

>>47144895

I did my best, it was better than everyone elses....

>>47144908
Too bad it doesn't matter at all with a 1 (oh for the days of VMQ where a 1 just used the 2nd highest number instead of causing the worst result)

>>47144882
GOOD JOB
TENTACLE BEAST FOUND WOOOO

>>47144946
and we shall name him fifi and take him home, for the MASTER PLAN

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>>47144869
You keep pulling yourself along, until you hear a muffled sound coming from outside the pipe.

"WARNING, FOREIGN OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. INITIATING EMERGENCY PURGE."

Wait, did that mean-

Suddenly, there's a massive pressure increase as you, Tank, and the combat bots are shot right out of the pipe into a holding tank, biowaste spattering everywhere as it filters away in built in drains in the floor.

Up above, you can see what looks to be some kind of control or observation room, protected by a large pane of glass. Behind it, you can see regular industrial workers observing, and are obviously surprised to see a squad of full armed and armored combat bots and soldiers being shot out of the pipe they were trying to clear.

Well shit.

The combat bots, defaulting to their combat programming, immediately raise their weapons. Tank does, as well.

>Open fire!
>Tank, throw me!
>Other

>>47145129
>>Tank, throw me!

>>47145129
>Other
Hold fire!
Threaten them.
They have families!

>>47145129
>Tank, throw me!

>>47145129
>>Open fire!

>>47145129
>Tank, throw me!

>>47145129
>Tank, throw me!

>>47145129
>>Tank, throw me!

>>47145129
>>Tank, throw me!

>>47145129

>Tank, throw me!

Cannon ball right into BIOTIC CHARGE!

>>47145129
>Open fire!

Nobody tosses the captain!

>>47145226
We're trying to distract them specifically because the Captain is not using Heavy Armor, and thus cannot afford to get caught in a direct gun-fight at the moment. With 150% Power to use however, I'd bet we can do some serious close-range work on these enemy soldiers to keep them disoriented and unable to fire on us.

>>47145129
>Other
Shoot to threaten, not to kill. These are civilian workers, aren't they .

>>47145129
>Tank, throw me!

>>47145320
These aren't soldiers.
They're regular civilian industrial workers.

>>47145320
these are non-combatents, they should be cowed easily

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>>47145129
"Tank!" You bark. "Throw me!"

Tank doesn't ask any questions and grabs you, swings you around in a full 360 degree arc to gain momentum, and lets go, throwing you up and into the observation room. You feel the glass shatter against your armor and you roll on the ground, immediately drawing your plasma carbine and pointing it at the terrified workers.

"W-what do you want?!" One of them sputters.

You know realize that you're still covered in biowaste, making this whole thing somewhat silly to a potential outside observer.

>Interrogate them on the facility.
>Herd them somewhere where they can't make trouble.
>Tell them to get the fuck out of here.
>Other

>>47145447
>>Herd them somewhere where they can't make trouble.

>>47145447
>>Interrogate them on the facility.
Then
>>Herd them somewhere where they can't make trouble.

>>47145447
>>Other

"FOR GOD SAKES, MY TOILET HASNT BE FIXED IN 2 WEEKS, I CALLED AND GOT YOUR GODDAM ANSWERING MACHINE 3 TIMES! WHAT AM I PAYING MY TAXES FOR?!"

>>47145447

This >>47145478

THIS ALL THE WAY

>>47145447
>>Herd them somewhere where they can't make trouble.

Also, Where's the nearest Decontamination chamber?!?! Seriously, being this stinky is bad for stealth.

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>>47145447
Supporting >>47145478

>>47145447
>Interrogate them on the facility.

>>47145447
>>Interrogate them on the facility.
>>47145478
This

>>47145447

>>47145478
Roll to Bluff

>>47145447
>>Herd them somewhere where they can't make trouble.

>>47145447
I'll vote for this >>47145478

>>47145478

This

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>>47145478
Ahahahahaa.

So, just to confirm, you want to use this write in in conjunction with interrogation?

>Y
>N

>>47145634
>>Y
Hell yeah, now fuck our shit up bro

>>47145634
>Y

>>47145634
>>Y

>>47145634
>>Y

>>47145634
>>Y

>>47145634
>Y
cause i wrote the most cliche writein ever and it worked

>>47145634
>>Y

>>47145634
>Y

Oh my god never change, guys.

>>47145634 #
>Y

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>>47145634
There's a brief but tense moment as you stare down the four workers, in your fearsome, shit covered power armor. You can tell the smell is bothering them, but they're too terrified to really do anything about it or say anything. They wait for you to make the first move.

"FOR GOD SAKES, MY TOILET HASNT BE FIXED IN 2 WEEKS, I CALLED AND GOT YOUR GODDAM ANSWERING MACHINE 3 TIMES! WHAT AM I PAYING MY TAXES FOR?!" You yell.

The shocked looks the workers give each other achieve the intended effect. They think you're absolutely batshit crazy.

"W-we'll do anything! Just don't hurt us!" One of the workers wails.

"WHERE'S YOUR GENE VAULT?!" You roar, your armor enhancing your voice both in volume and with a a bit of an electronic tinge.

>Roll 1d20+5

Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>47145875

Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>47145875
INTIMIDATE

Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>47145875
>>47145889
DIE NAT 20

>>47145889
HOLY SHIT! (LITERALLY?!)

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>>47145900
>>47145889

>>47145889
>>47145900
Every goddamn time, just let us have the 20 merc.

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>>47145900
>>47145889

>>47145882
>>47145889
>>47145900
Completely AVERAGE (without bonus)

>>47145900
AND DIS NAT 1!!!
>>47145889
THE NUMBERS, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!

>>47145900
Past Me, you are such a dick

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>>47145882
>>47145889
>>47145900

Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>47145875

How bad is my luck 4chan?

Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>47145999
DIE NAT 11

>>47146008

Dude....

>>47145889
>>47145900
How about something extremely good AND extremely bad at the same time?

>>47146019

No, they cancel each other out.

>>47146038
Assuming Merc didn't change the rules yet again

>>47146038
Seriously? No nat-20 override?

>>47146019
We found something important, just not for us, just REALLY not for us, it's the EMPEROR Geneseed

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>>47145875
"W-w-w-we don't know where that is! It's not our department!" The apparent lead worker wails. "B-but the lab complex is at the center of the facility! If they're holding anything valuable, it's gonna be there!"

Ugh, not as helpful as you hoped, but it was something.

And you were still covered in shit.

>No point in stealth at this stage, let's go full steam!
>You should at least try to stay stealthy for now.
>Other

>>47146091
>>You should at least try to stay stealthy for now.
I think we might need to strip, we are too smelly

>>47146091
>>No point in stealth at this stage, let's go full steam!

It's not really stealth is you smell like shit.

>>47146091
>No point in stealth at this stage, let's go full steam!
Nobody expects a squad of superpowered shitmonsters

>>47146091
>>You should at least try to stay stealthy for now.

Get dat Decontamination done already!

>>47146091
>No point in stealth at this stage, let's go full steam!

>>47146091
>Other
Take their uniforms. Tie em up. ...Take their wallets and ID cards too.

>>47146091
>>No point in stealth at this stage, let's go full steam!

>>47146091
>You should at least try to stay stealthy for now.
They have cleaning stations don't they?

>>47146091
>>No point in stealth at this stage, let's go full steam!

We better get a medal for crawling through a sewage pipe.

>>47146107
inb4: "Oh shit!"
"What is it?!"

"Shit!"
"I heard you the first time!!! What the hell do you mean shit?!"

"Look! it's shit!"
"...Wait what? What the shit?!"

>>47146091
>>You should at least try to stay stealthy for now.
Please don't say steam. Steamy shit is not fun.

>>47146091
>You should at least try to stay stealthy for now.

>>47146091
>>You should at least try to stay stealthy for now.
please guys, lets continue!

>>47146091
>>You should at least try to stay stealthy for now.

>>47146091
>>You should at least try to stay stealthy for now.
>>Other
YOU TWO! Any water hose i could use here?

>>47146091
>>No point in stealth at this stage, let's go full steam!

>>47146091
>>You should at least try to stay stealthy for now.
At least try to get clean somehow.

>>47146091
>>You should at least try to stay stealthy for now.
Alarms haven't been sounded yet.

>>47146091
>>You should at least try to stay stealthy for now.
TANK, CLEAN ME LIKE ONE OF YOU DAUGHTERUS

>>47146247
>TANK, CLEAN ME LIKE ONE OF YOU DAUGHTERUS

You mean slowly, carefully, and methodically with a soft sponge?! and cleaning the back, front, up, and down?!?! T-too lewd!!!

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>>47146091
"All right, you got somewhere we can clean this shit up?" You grunt as you motion to your own marred armor.

"Um, well." The lead worker points to what looks like some kind of shower facility. "That's typically used for decontamination purposes..."

"Good enough for me." You grunt as you head over to shower off your armor. At this point, Tank and the combat bots have made their way up to the control station, and handle the workers.

You hit the ACTIVATE button and smile as cold water jets out from the gathered shower heads, rinsing off your dirtied armor. You watch as the water hits and rolls off of the curves in your armor, following the contours of your body. You then turn around to see Tank, apparently waiting for his turn. He's also still keeping his distance and apparently doing his best not to look at you.

>C'mon Tank, there's room for two~.
>Let Tank have his turn.
>Leave him to sweat for a little while longer.
>Other

>>47146323
>C'mon Tank, there's room for two~.

>>47146323
>>Let Tank have his turn.

>>47146323
>>C'mon Tank, there's room for two~.

This is simply being efficient! Yes! We will help each other cleanup! Yup!

>>47146323
>>C'mon Tank, there's room for two~.

>>47146323
>>Let Tank have his turn.
We're on the clock people

>>47146323
>>C'mon Tank, there's room for two~.

>>47146323
>>Let Tank have his turn.

Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>47146323
>>C'mon Tank, there's room for two~.
Smile lewdly

I think he'd be a bit more comfortable sharing the decontamination process with us wearing a less formfitting, bulky armour.

>>47146323
>>C'mon Tank, there's room for two~.

>>47146323
>Let Tank have his turn.

>>47146323
>>Let Tank have his turn.

So guys, are we flirting with Tank or just acting like a naughty surrogate daughter?

>>47146323
>>C'mon Tank, there's room for two~.
It's time~ for some jolly(aw yeah...) cooperation! Huehuehue...

>>47146438
Flirting, although it looks like samefags don't want either.

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>>47146438
Flirting of course

>>47146438
We could flirt with him AS his surrogate daughter! Muahahahahaha!!!

>>47146323
>>C'mon Tank, there's room for two~.

>>47146465
(shocked gasp) No!

>>47146438
I hope he spanks his naughty daughter then.

>>47146496
with a power glove/claw thingy!

>>47146483
"Yes Daddy! lower! Clean me harder!"

>>47146323
>>Let Tank have his turn.

>>47146323
Reminder that while we may have a petite chest, we have nice legs, hips, and ass.

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>>47146323
"C'mon, Tank, there's room for two~." You say teasingly. "The water is fine!"

Tank initially is hesitant, shaking his head rapidly.

"Consider that an order, solider." You continue.

Tank's shoulders droop and he walks in, defeated, letting the water rinse off his own armor.

"Never took a shower with another person, Tank?" You ask playfully.

Tank shakes his head.

"Poor thing!" You chuckle.

Tank then glares at you. Don't you still have a mission to complete?

"All right, all right!" You concede with a laugh, slapping his armored rear with a CLANG.

Tank then grabs the back collar of your armor and drags you out of the shower like you were a naughty cat.

Time for work. Tank cautions.

Fiiiiiiiiiine.

>Wait for the bots to get cleaned up before proceeding.
>No time. Head in with Tank first.
>Other

>>47146569
>No time. Head in with Tank first.

>>47146569
>>No time. Head in with Tank first.
We're on the clock.

What will we find? Weapons, genemods, intel?

>>47146569
>>No time. Head in with Tank first.
Robot cleaning for naughty crew members. they probably will get destroyed anyway.

>>47146569
>>No time. Head in with Tank first.

>>47146569
>>No time. Head in with Tank first.

>>47146569
>>No time. Head in with Tank first.
gogogo, the others can catch up later.

>>47146569
>>No time. Head in with Tank first.
"...well, think they can be used for diversion, with that smell, Tank?"

>>47146569
>Wait for the bots to get cleaned up before proceeding.

>>47146569
>No time. Head in with Tank first.

ok guys, what was the mission again? Do we need to stay clean for some reason?

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>>47146569
"Come on, Tank, let's go!" You wave him forward. "We're on the clock here!"

Tank nods and follows. Thankfully, there doesn't seem to be much security within the facility itself. In fact, the place seems very... grimy and worn down. You guess that being all the way out here, and having the limited resources of the Confederacy, even their labs were crushingly low tech. You and tank climb a slightly rusted stairwell, until you finally reach the surface.

And up there, you immediately see the large white dome above you. Under the dome, you could see experimental crops being grown in plots, all centered around a central mobile lab module. You could see guards patrolling the perimeter of the dome, and there were scientists milling about and doing their work inside the module. You could probably sneak there...

Tank looks at you for a plan.

>Have Tank cause a distraction while you make a lighting raid on the lab.
>Try to sneak into the lab while Tank stays behind as backup.
>Other

>>47146717
>Try to sneak into the lab while Tank stays behind as backup.

>>47146717
>>Try to sneak into the lab while Tank stays behind as backup.

>>47146717
>>Have Tank cause a distraction while you make a lighting raid on the lab.

>>47146717
>Try to sneak into the lab while Tank stays behind as backup.

>>47146717
>>Try to sneak into the lab while Tank stays behind as backup.
This is still a sneaking mission Boss!

>>47146717
>>Try to sneak into the lab while Tank stays behind as backup.