>>47137431

What do I do?
[] Ask Sam
[] Ask Lucy
[] Ask Smiley
[] Ask Bailey
[] Ask Berry
[] Ask the hivers?!
[] Play with Poi for awhile
[] Just get some fresh air
[] fly around Mapleburrow for awhile
[] go to town, and find something to do to take my mind off of this mess
[] Find Minor
[] Just forget it
[] write in

Remember, ignore shitposters

>>47137445
>[] Ask Bailey

>>47137445
>[] Ask Bailey

>>47137445
>[] Just get some fresh air
>[] go to town, and find something to do to take my mind off of this mess

>>47137445
>[] Play with Poi for awhile
>[] Just get some fresh air

anyone else?

>>47137610
Eh slow day, Is a saturday afterall.

>>47137445
>[] Ask Bailey
>[] Ask the hivers?!

>>47137610
Seems slow all around today, dunno why.

>>47137852
>>47137859
It's a trial board, we don't have to move there. It's also buggy as hell, filled with shitposting and slow.

Besides, I probably could go with some fresh air anyways, get a chance to clear my head before I do anything stupid. I sigh as I reluctantly pull myself out of my bed and onto the pillow and blanket covered floor.

Thunder's struggling breathing fills the room, and seems to get louder as I start to walk towards the exit, and I feel several pairs of eyes watching me as I go. it doesn't take me long to walk up the tunnel leading outside, even though I'm trying to walk as slowly as I can, practically dragging my feet up every step, trying to buy myself time to think.

Who would know anything about this sort of thing? Sam..definitely not, he'd just laugh and make some joke about it, and tease me for acting like this. Lucy? Well, she was never popular back when she was a he in our old lives, so as much as I would like to ask her...she probably wouldn't give me any good advice, or any at all.

Smiley...no, she's barely able to talk to people besides us on the best days, so she probably doesn't have any advice for...stuff like this, and Berry is too....young I guess.

Wait...Bailey! of course, I'm an idiot, why didn't I think about this before! she knows more about this sort of thing than anyone else I know! I mean she's actually had experience with it and well...she used to always play those kind of games anyways. And besides, she's my friend, and unlike Sam, she won't mess with me for fun..hopefully.

Okay, so I'll ask her then. I sigh as I push open the hatch like door at the end of the tunnel. And as soon as I open it up, a wind washes over me, and puts out a few of the candles behind me.

I rush through it quickly, stepping onto wet grass with my bare feet as I let the door slam shut behind me, with a very loud clang.

My wings unfold and flutter, like they're trying to remind me they're still there. I smile as I look around barely lit hilltop.

"Huh" I says slowly as I walk towards the edge of the hill, away from our hall "is it really this early?"

cont

>>47138017
see >>47137879

>>47137971
"Surprising isn't it?" Bailey says cheerfully as she hops up the side of the hill, her bunny ears bouncing with her, as her hair covers her eyes "never knew mornings could be this lovely"

"Yeah, much better than they used to be at least, you know back then, before we ended up here" I say happily as I nod in agreement,
"Er what are you doing out here anyways?"

"Yes, especially since we can enjoy them with you now girl" She says happily, as she bounces over to me, landing right in front of me and nearly making me stumble back in surprise "Oh...er well Toora was sleeping, so I decided to get some me time, and I can ask you the same thing, Katie kat"

"Well" I say with a nervous chuckle as I run one of my hands over my smooth and shiny horns "I was actually looking for you"

"Ooooh" She says with a smug grin, leaning closer to me "And why would you come looking for little old me, besides the obvious of course"

"Well I need some advice" I say meekly as her pink eyes light up and start to sparkle

"Ooooooooooooh!?" She yells excitedly, as she grabs my shoulders "what kind of advice?"

"Well you see" I say awkwardly, as I scratch the scars over my fiery eye

What do I say?
[] Remember when I got drunk
[] Romantic I guess
[]haa, you know what I'm talking about
[]....Minor
[] Just some help figuring some things out
[] WHAT DO I DO?
[] write in
>>47138070
And I said to ignore the shitposters

>>47138155
>[] Remember when I got drunk
>[]haa, you know what I'm talking about

>>47138155
>[] Just some help figuring some things out
>[] Remember when I got drunk
>[] WHAT DO I DO?

>>47138155
>[] Remember when I got drunk
>[]haa, you know what I'm talking about

>>47138155
>[] Remember when I got drunk
>[]haa, you know what I'm talking about

>>47138155
>[]....Minor
>[] Just some help figuring some things out
>[] WHAT DO I DO?

>>47138155
>[] Just some help figuring some things out
>[] Remember when I got drunk
>[] WHAT DO I DO?

"I just need some help figuring a few things out" I say as I grab her hands and lift them off of my shoulders, walking around her as she frowns, her nose twitching as her stare follows me

"If you don't tell me exactly what kind of things you need to figure out, then I can't help you, I'm not a psychic...yet" She says teasingly as I start to feel myself blush as I chew on one of my chitinous nails

"HAaaaa" I groan as I glance at her over my shoulder, my wings beating weakly "You know what I'm talking about"

"Do I?" She says cheekily as she hops over to my side "I mean there's a whole lot of things that could be troubling you, all things considered"

"Well, remember when I got drunk?" I ask sheepishly as she grins widely and nods

"Yeeeeep, it was adorably awkward" She says giggling as I grab her shoulders and shake her "Bruaburaba"


"WHAT DO I DO!!?" I cry as she groans

"Stop shacking me to start" She says flatly as I stop, and she sighs, taking a second to collect herself "Well, do you like her?"

"Of course I do, she's my friend" I say, closing my eyes as I feel myself start to blush.

"You know what I mean, do you like her like that?" Bailey asks as I cover both of my eyes, my normal and my burning one "I mean, you two get along really well, and honestly I think you'd be a cute couple, but...you have to ask yourself, is it your thing, I mean even without taking...whatever you sexuality is in account, she's a little, person and you're a big moth angel thingy, She's like a cute puppy that occasionally steals things , and you're like a really fluffy guard dog that's covered in blood, but still want cuddles"

"W...what are you talking about?" I ask tilting my head as I turn as red as my chitin

"No...no, listen, I'm trying to ask, do you think you like her more than a friend, do you want to fuck her until she's drooling and" Bailey says as she pushes her fingers together

"STOP!" I shout angrily as I put my hand over Bailey's mouth as she smirks mockingly
cont

>>47138652
"Sheems I struck a nerve" She says teasingly as she pokes me in the chest, her nose wiggling as she hops back "But I guess that would be really unangelly, wouldn't it?"

I glare at her, as I feel my face get hotter and hotter from embarrassment

"Wait, maybe you're like a monster girl angel" She says holding up a finger like she just had an epiphany "Ohohoho, aaah....man I miss having a computer, oh sorry well er, do you like her like that? Got a little carried away there, didn't I?"

"Yeah, you did" I say crossing my arms angrily "You really did, and you're also very luck you're my friend"

"I know" She says meekly as she starts twirling a strand of her hair around her finger "I know I am, but really I can't help you much here besides asking if you feel like that for her, or if you're even...you know into girls"

She yawns and starts walking to the front of the hall.

"Really, you're the only one who can help yourself figure it out" She says calmly as she practically swaggers away

What do I do?
[] beg her for more help
[] You really didn't help at all
[]Where's minor
[] I need a drink
[] Find someone else to ask for advice *who?*
[] just walk through mapleburrow to clear my head and think
[] write in

>>47138793
>[]Where's minor

>>47138793
>[] You really didn't help at all
>[] I need a drink

>>47138793
>[] just walk through mapleburrow to clear my head and think
Personally I'd prefer to move on to the road and let the awkwardness and tension simmer for a while.

>>47138793
>[] You really didn't help at all
>[] just walk through mapleburrow to clear my head and think

>>47138793
>[]Where's minor

>>47138793
>[] just walk through mapleburrow to clear my head and think
>thanks for trying to help me anyways

>>47138830
And I'd rather not be forced to waifu minor but we all can't get what we want now can we.

>>47138870
Such is the questing life.

>>47138870
Democracy is a vile thing isn't it?
To be fair we've been waifuing her for a while now.

>>47138793
>[] just walk through mapleburrow to clear my head and think
>thanks for trying to help me anyways

>>47138923
There is a difference between teasing and waifuing.

Well, that was certainly something, I don't think it helped, since she seemed more interested in making me blush than actually giving me advice, and the sad thing is, I'm pretty sure that's the best advice I'm going to get from anyone, and I'm still no better off than I started...dammit. I groan and shake my head, as I start to follow Bailey's foot print to the front of our hall, and keep on walking to the edge of the hill and after a moment of standing still and enjoying the crisp and cold morning air, I start to walk down it and towards Mapleburrow.

I probably just need to clear my head anyways, get my blood pumping, that should make this whole mess easier to figure out.

Shaking my head, I step past the wooden gates, and into the town proper

What do I do?
[] Go see how the other players are doing with their building
[] visit the graveyard
[] go get a drink
[] just walk through the town a few times
[] writein

>>47139276
>[] Go see how the other players are doing with their building

>>47139276
>[] visit the graveyard

>>47139276
>[] Go see how the other players are doing with their building

>>47139276
>[] Go see how the other players are doing with their building

>>47139276
>[] visit the graveyard

>>47139276
>[] Go see how the other players are doing with their building

The ground is muddy, and I regret not putting my shoes on as I trudge through it, frowning a little bit more with each step as I walk deeper into the still sleeping town, the only real company I have in it being a few dogs and a couple of villagers heading out to work early, waving at me as they walk past me smiling.

And then I see two of them carrying a log, heading out of the walls of the town. Oh...the other players, they've been building while I've been hiding away in the basement...I wonder how they're doing. I smile, and flutter my wings, following the two burly men, who try not to stare at me as they slowly make their way towards the open front gate.

Standing a bit out of town and past the hill with the graveyard on it, are a bunch of half built cottages and shacks, as well as a single half finished tower, with a particularly excited looking Cow girl sitting at the top of it, sipping from a rather colorful bottle.

Most of the half finished buildings are...entirely different from eachother and the rest of mapleburrow, and one person just dug a hole into the ground and put a bed in it and a tarp over it

Which has to be the laziest thing I've ever seen.


"OH you!" the old man from outside the old inn says happily as he sees me "You're still around? thought you'd have gone off to do hero shit or something...soo any reason you're here, or did you just want to visit our little....well crap hole"

"Hey" a gruff voice from the hole in the ground grunts "this place is wonderful, shut up"

"You're living in a hole in the ground, your opinions are worth less than dog shit" the gold dreugar with the green hair says angrily

"Ah fuck yourself' the voice grunts back


"Soooo, make yourself at home" the old man says weakly, scratching the back of his head awkwardly
cont
sorry if I am being slow today

>>47139654

What do I say?
[] Oh don't act like this, this place is pretty nice, stop selling yourself short
[] Oh I just wanted to drop by and see how you were doing
[] So...making a home here then? that's wonderful
[] None of you are causing any trouble I hope
[] actually, I'm curious, why did all of you come over here?
[] just trying to clear my head, I'll be out of your hair in a bit
[] write in

>>47139671
>[] Oh don't act like this, this place is pretty nice, stop selling yourself short
>[] Oh I just wanted to drop by and see how you were doing
>[] actually, I'm curious, why did all of you come over here?
>[] just trying to clear my head, I'll be out of your hair in a bit

>>47139671
>[] Oh don't act like this, this place is pretty nice, stop selling yourself short
>[] Oh I just wanted to drop by and see how you were doing

>>47139671
>[] Oh don't act like this, this place is pretty nice, stop selling yourself short
>[] Oh I just wanted to drop by and see how you were doing
>[] actually, I'm curious, why did all of you come over here?
>[] just trying to clear my head, I'll be out of your hair in a bit

>>47139671
>[] None of you are causing any trouble I hope
>[] actually, I'm curious, why did all of you come over here?

>>47139671
>[] Oh don't act like this, this place is pretty nice, stop selling yourself short
>[] Oh I just wanted to drop by and see how you were doing
>[] actually, I'm curious, why did all of you come over here?
>[] just trying to clear my head, I'll be out of your hair in a bit

>>47139671
>[] Oh I just wanted to drop by and see how you were doing
>[] So...making a home here then? that's wonderful
>[] actually, I'm curious, why did all of you come over here?
>[] just trying to clear my head, I'll be out of your hair in a bit

"Oh don't act like that, this place is pretty nice" I say, gently punching his shoulder "So stop selling yourself so short"

"Oh don't lie to me, I Know this place is horrible, we can't even agree on a style to at least make it all fit together" he groans, shaking his head as he turns away from "It's really a pain in the ass"

"Yeah, but I still think it looks nice" I say shrugging as I think I see the man smile for a second "It doesn't need to follow a style to be pretty, having your little town be this varied is nice to"

"Yeah, but it hurts for me to look at it" the old man says as an elf with short, and bright red hair walks past us, looking a little shit face "And I know you didn't just come around here to make me feel better about this mess, so why are you here?"

"I just wanted to drop by and see how you were doing, sheesh, stop making me feel like I"m being interrogated" I say sarcastically as the man smirks and chuckles, shaking his head

"Well, to be fair you do look a little demonic for an angel" He chuckles, sounding and looking far younger than he should "Well thanks for worrying about us, Krovachi was it?"

"Yeah, but why are you all here anyways?" I ask stepping closer to him as the old man smiles happily and tilts his head "If you don't mind telling me, I'm a little curious"

"Oh...you" He says kind of flatly "We heard you died and came back and well...that's sort of a big deal for all of us who can't really...fight ya know, it's a little hard to actually swing a sword instead of just mashing buttons, you know?"

"Really, didn't really change for me...and I don't think it did for my friends either" I say frowning as he does the same

"Well, maybe you're just different, I don't know" He says with a shrug as he starts to walk away from me "So, you going to talk about anything else, or are you going to go back to whatever it is you do?"

"Just trying to clear my head, I'll be out of your hair in a bit" I sigh

cont

>>47140153

"Does it have to do with the whole resurrection thing?" He asks, leaning against the cow person's tower

What do I say?
[]...sure
[] No, it's nothing, just need to think a bit
[] No, I know what happened there
[] does it really matter
[] just a little confused
[] it's none of your business
[] write in

>>47140217
>[] No, I know what happened there
>[] just a little confused

>>47140217
>[] No, it's nothing, just need to think a bit
>[] No, I know what happened there

>>47140217
>[] No, I know what happened there
>[] does it really matter

>>47140217
[] No, I know what happened there
[] does it really matter
[] just a little confused

>>47140217
>[] No, I know what happened there
>[] does it really matter
>[] just a little confused

>>47140217
>[] No, it's nothing, just need to think a bit
>[] No, I know what happened there

"No, I know what happened there, I'm just a little confused today" I say with a heavy sigh as the man frowns again, before he nods and starts to walk past me, and I turn around so I can keep facing him "Does it really matter"

"I guess not, but I hope you can clear it up soon' He says, trying to sound hopeful "Since you did help us a bit, at the very least"

"Thanks" I say dully as I start to walk back towards mapleburrow, feeling slightly better and more collected than I did when I woke up

What do I do?
[] find Minor
[] try and make plans with the rest of the group
[] Go looking for some monster or another to kill to take my mind off it all 1d100
[] go back to the hivers
[] try and make breakfast
[] write in

>>47140598
>[] try and make plans with the rest of the group

>>47140598
>[] find Minor

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>47140598
>[] Go looking for some monster or another to kill to take my mind off it all 1d100

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>47140598
>[] Go looking for some monster or another to kill to take my mind off it all 1d100

>>47140598
>[] try and make breakfast
>[] try and make plans with the rest of the group

>>47140598
>[] try and make breakfast

need a tie breaker here

>>47140598
>[] try and make breakfast

>>47140598
>[] try and make plans with the rest of the group

Well why am I still worrying about this anyways? I mean it's not like it was a big deal right? besides I was hammered when it happened so it doesn't mean anything right? I groan and shake my head, walking a bit faster through the town as I start to jog back to our hall, nearly running into a few villagers walking down the street. I mummer a few apologies,not bothering to stop.

Anyways, we probably should start to plan what we're going to do next, since as far as I know, no one else has made any plans for what we're going to do, if we're going to stay here or if we're going to go back to wandering around from place to place. And not knowing is starting to put me on edge, since I'm pretty sure we're still being hunted by a bunch of very evil knights.

I pant as I stop at the door to our home, taking a few seconds to rest as I practically just ran up the hill to get up here. After I catch my breath, I push the door open and...find all of the lights off, the candles put out, except for a single one on the dining room table, where baily is sitting....actually I think she's asleep.

it's deathly quite, and judging from the occasional snore, everyone is asleep. I sigh and slowly close the door behind me as I walk into the hall, the only real light coming from the windows.

And then slowly, careful not to wake anyone up, I tiptoe over to the dining room, and put the candle out with a single breath.

Well, I don't think I can talk plans with them now...but I could make breakfast, and hopefully get them awake to talk about it

What do I make? 1d100
[] Eggs and pancakes
[] Meat and more meat
[] berries and fruit
[] what I want to eat *everything*
[] something sweet like minor would like
[] just toss it all into a pan
[] write in

>>47141214
>[] Eggs and pancakes
>[] berries and fruit
>[] something sweet like minor would like

>>47141214
>[] Meat and more meat
>[] berries and fruit
>[] something sweet like minor would like

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>47141214
>[] Meat and more meat
>[] berries and fruit

>>47141214
>[] Eggs and pancakes
>[] Meat and more meat

>>47141214
>[] Eggs and pancakes
>[] something sweet like minor would like

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>47141259
Forgot roll.
Also comeo n guys, need a balanced diet.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>47141214
>>47141237

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>47141214
>>47141252

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>47141214
>[] Eggs and pancakes
>[] Meat and more meat

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>47141214
>[] Eggs and pancakes
>[] Meat and more meat
>[] something sweet like minor would like

I walk over to the kitchenish sort of area we set up in the corner of the hall, and with a wave of my hand, put a small silver flame in all of the candles stuck to the walls, as I'm a little too lazy to figure out how to turn the lights on in this place.

I clap my hands together as I look down at the stove and over, there's a bag of what looks like pancake mix sitting next to it, as well as a bowl of weirdly shaped and colored fruit. Good thing I know how to make pancakes and use a knife, but that isn't enough for a good breakfast, not at all. I sigh as I grab a few pots and bowls out of the open drawers, before I step over the sort of fridge looking block of metal, and throw it open, smiling as I see a few large, almost baseball sized eggs tied together in twine with green splorches over them, which probably belong to those big vultures that live in the plains.

I grab three of them, pulling them out of the small net they're stuck in and set them down in one of the bowls, before I see a few sausages and other tubes of meat laying on the metal shelf under them. I grin and grab them, setting on the cutting board next to them, before I close the fridge sort of thing and go back to the counter, grabbing a knife and going to work.

And in no time at all, I've got breakfast cooking, frying bacon and other cuts of meat in a pan, as I mix several kinds of fruit together with one hand, as I pour another pancake into another pan, as the eggs start to bubble and cook.

But somethings missing here, I just know it...there's nothing sweet here, and I"m pretty sure Minor likes sweet things...then again she also likes meat but..actually having something sinful and sugary wouldn't not be breakfasty, and besides I"m sure everyone could go for a little bit of sweet in there morning.

I finish up with the rest of the food, and set it aside, as I go to work to make some desert....for everyone of course

What do I make? roll 1d100
[] pie
[] cake
[] a tart
[] chocolate
[] write in

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>47141743
>[] a tart

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>47141743
>[] pie

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>47141743
>[] a tart

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>47141743
>[] a tart

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>47141743
>[] pie

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>47141743
>[] a tart

> Bo5
> Not a single roll above 50
We're officially shit at baking.

>>47141815
WHY ANON WHY

>>47141743
>>47141764
>toss that desert away
I doubt even Little Green would eat our tart.

>>47141856
Now I'm pretty sure she would like a tart, I mean those things are pretty tasty I think, I've never actually had one, but they have to be pretty good and fancy, so she must like them, I mean the pictures I've seen of them looked pretty good...

Now how do you make one...I know they need eggs for some reason, but I don't know why they do, maybe I'm thinking about something else, I don't know But I'm going to just assume I need eggs. I grab one of the spare ones still sitting on the counter and crack it into a bowl. Alright, now it needs some fruit as well, I smile as I grab two handfuls of chopped fruit and dump it into the bowl, OH and they need to be sweet to. I smile as I grab the bag of sugar, and pour it into the bowl as I hear sam groaning as he wakes up

"Fooood" he says like zombie as I mix the tart mixture and....wait they need a base, since they're kind of like pies

But how do I make dough, I don't have any yeast so...Oh I'm sure I could just use some flour, water and butter to make. I chuckle at my own cleverness as I start to mix the base...seems a little watery, but it should firm up when it cooks, right?

I pour the white, slightly sticking fluid into a pie mold, and then scoop the fruit mixture over it, watching as it starts to mix together. I smile as I open the oven and throw it in. closing it before I set the timer on, as Sam walks into the room yawning.

"Oh...didn't know you could cook" He says tiredly as he walks up to me, and grabs a pancake, stacking a few pieces of bacon on it as he talks to me "did pretty good, didn't have Lucy to help you or anything"

"Nope" I say happily as Smiley creeps around the corner, looking half asleep

"Bailey?" Sam asks, as he chews on a piece of bacon

"Nope, did it all myself" i say happily as Smiley grabs a plate and smiles as her ears wave up and down

"Thanks for the food Krovy" she says quietly as she starts piling her plate up

cont

>>47142150

"Hmm?" I hear Toora says curiously "Oh, you made breakfast...But..but there's no carrots"

I hear the little rabbit girl sniffle and I turn to see what's wrong when

I smell something burning

"Ah, fire" Sam says calmly as the over bursts into flames.

What do I do?
[] MY TART!
[] grab it and toss it out the window and down the hill 1d20+str
[] Smack it with something
[] stare in shock and grief
[] try to put it out
[] Try to carry it to the river 1d20+speed
[] POI
[] write in

>>47142206
>[] MY TART!
>[] try to put it out
>[] POI

>>47142206
>[] MY TART!
>[] POI

>>47142206
>[] MY TART!
>[] stare in shock and grief
>[] POI

>>47142206
>[] MY TART!
>[] try to put it out
>[] Smack it with something
>[] POI
>[] stare in shock and grief

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>47142206
>[] MY TART!
>[] Try to carry it to the river 1d20+speed

>>47142206
>[] MY TART!
>[] try to put it out
>[] Smack it with something
>[] POI
>[] stare in shock and grief

"MY TART!" I scream in terror after a few seconds of staring at the burning oven in shock and grief "POI GET OVER HERE"

Poi peeks around the corner, and hisses the second she sees the fire, falling into a puddle as she shoots over the floor, and climbs up the wall to try and get away from it as quickly as she can. I groan and look around for the closest thing to smack it with, but all there is slightly wet towel..fuck it, it'll have to do. I grab it and start hitting the burning oven, to no effect.

"Well have fun with that Krovy" sam says calmly as Smiley stares at it, to shocked to say anything

"MOMAMOMA!" Toora shouts loudly as she tries to wake bailey up

"What's...HOLY SHIT, SIS WHAT THE HELL!" Lucy screams in shock as she walksout of her room.

"What's going...why is the kitchen on fire" Berry yawns tiredly and confused as she walks into the room.

"Why's everyone yelling all of a sudden?" Berry says sleepily, making me remember what I did again, which makes me feel really awkward

What do I do?
[] fuck it, smash the oven
[] wake bailey up, she needs to know how to fix this
[] try to save the tart
[] force sam to help me deal with this
[] Get some water and dump it on it
[] cry in a corner
[] write in

>>47142517
>[] force sam to help me deal with this
>[] Get some water and dump it on it
I MADE YOUR BACON! I CAN TAKE IT AWAY JUST AS EASILY!

>>47142517
>[] try to save the tart
>[] force sam to help me deal with this
>[] Get some water and dump it on it

>>47142517
>[] try to save the tart

>>47142517
>[] try to save the tart

>>47142517
>[] try to save the tart
>[] Get some water and dump it on it
>[] cry in a corner

>>47142517
>[] try to save the tart
>[] force sam to help me deal with this

"Sam help me!" I scream as Sam starts to walk away, he slowly and almost lazily turns around, gnawing on his bacon and pancake roll

"I didn't do it, not my problem" He says flatly as he starts to turn around again

"SAM!" I scream louder, much, much louder

"I was just joking, god, I'll go get some water, just keep it from spreading alright?" "He groans, shaking his head as he runs out of the hall

"Okay what happened Krovy?" Lucy sighs as I continue to try and whip the fire away

"I was trying to make a tart?" I say as I throw the now charred and burnt towel away

"It didn't go so well then?" Smiley asks as I grab the the ovens door and throw it open, fire spewing on me as she shrieks, and Lucy does the same

I wince, and reach through it
_
3540 hp remaining
_

And grab the tart, as it bubbles and hisses out steam.

Roll 1d20+speed
Sorry I'm being slow again

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>47142843

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>47142843
Honestly I just wished we would finally move on from the village SoL.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>47142843

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>47142843

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>47142843

>>47142867
Oh that's probably going to end this thread

>>47142867
This is why you don't get opinions anon

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>47142843

>>47142888
Yeah I realise, probably should have saved that line.
But 16+speed should be good enough, I hope.

>>47142912
It'll be fine

16+20= 36= Great success
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I yelp as I feel how hot it is, as steam and smoke rises from my fingers, and I spin around, setting the practically glowing tart down on the counter as it smokes and steams.

I rub my fingers, staring at the devilish tart for a few second as I try and stop my fingers from aching as Sam runs back in and tosses water on the oven.

There's silence for a few moments, and then everyone laughs, and laughs.

I smile and start to laugh as well, before I stop suddenly as I turn around and see Minor blushing and turning away from me

What do I do?
[] head outside for fresh air
[] make a joke about the tart
[] Sorry about ...that Minor
[] Sooo... who's hungry?
[] We need to talk *drag her outside*
[] Feed the tart to the hivers
[] write in

>>47142885
and by end I mean story is coming back into it, with all that it brings

>>47142953
>[] make a joke about the tart
>[] Sorry about ...that Minor
>[] Sooo... who's hungry?

>>47142953
>[] make a joke about the tart
>[] Sorry about ...that Minor
>[] Sooo... who's hungry?

>>47142953
>[] Sorry about ...that Minor
>[] head outside for fresh air
>[] We need to talk *drag her outside*

>>47142953
>[] make a joke about the tart
>[] Sorry about ...that Minor
>[] Sooo... who's hungry?

>>47142953
>[] make a joke about the tart
>[] Feed the tart to the hivers
>[] Sorry about ...that Minor
>[] We need to talk *drag her outside*

>>47142953
>[] make a joke about the tart
>[] Sooo... who's hungry?
>[] Feed the tart to the hivers
>[] Sorry about ...that Minor

"Well...guess it couldn't take the heat" I laugh as I grab the slightly burnt towel off of the floor and grab the pie pan with it, pushing the window over the stove open, and dumping what was supposed to be a tart out of it "Soo who's hungry"

"I am!" I hear blue shout from outside the window, making me jump a bit in surprise.

"Eh, could've done better" Sam says with a chuckle "thank god everything else made it out okay though"

"That isn't the first thing I'd be thanking the seven for" Berry huffs, sounding a little annoyed as she walks over and grabs a plate "But, we should thank them anyways"

"Why, I was the one who tossed the water?" Sam says, sounding a little offended

"Yes but they gave use the bacon in the first place" Berry says happily

"Which is something you have to be thankful for" Lucy says happily

"Oh absolutely" Smile chimes in as Toora looks pretty angry about what just happened, so close to her dear mother "So save some for me would you?"

But Minor just stays silent, not saying a word, I sigh and frown as I step closer to her and take a deep breat

"Sorry about...that Minor" I say slowly as she keeps looking away from me, her face almost as red as my chitin

"Oh...don't worry about it, Krovy" she says meekly "It...it wasn't that bad, I mean you were drunk so I can't blame you can I?"

Thunder cracks, and it sounds like it's starting to rain

What do I say?
[] Blue, don't eat that tart
[] Hey, I made things besides bacon you know, leave some for me, stop hogging it all
[] so are you going to eat?
[] Still I'm just..sorry I guess
[] Be right back, I'm going to check out the rain
[]...wait, why is it raining all of a sudden
[] Well I Just...I don't know
[] write in

>>47143195
>[] Well I Just...I don't know
>[]...wait, why is it raining all of a sudden
>[] Be right back, I'm going to check out the rain

>>47143195
>[] Well I Just...I don't know
>[] so are you going to eat?

>>47143195
>[] Hey, I made things besides bacon you know, leave some for me, stop hogging it all
>[] so are you going to eat?
>[] Still I'm just..sorry I guess

>>47143195
>[] Well I Just...I don't know
>[] Blue, don't eat that tart
>[]...wait, why is it raining all of a sudden
>[] Be right back, I'm going to check out the rain

>>47143195
>[] Blue, don't eat that tart
>[] Hey, I made things besides bacon you know, leave some for me, stop hogging it all
>[] so are you going to eat?
>[] Still I'm just..sorry I guess
>[]...wait, why is it raining all of a sudden

>>47143195
>[] Well I Just...I don't know
>[]...wait, why is it raining all of a sudden
>[] Be right back, I'm going to check out the rain

>>47143195
>[] Well I Just...I don't know
>[] Blue, don't eat that tart
>[] so are you going to eat?
>[] Hey, I made things besides bacon you know, leave some for me, stop hogging it all

>>47143195
>[] Blue, don't eat that tart
>[]...wait, why is it raining all of a sudden
>[] Be right back, I'm going to check out the rain

"Blue don't eat that tar" I try to say before I hear blue giggling happily as she walks away from the window, and I just sigh and turn back to Blue, running my hand through my nice and fluffy hair "Well I just...don't know"

"Well if it makes you feel better, I don't either" Blue says turning back to look at me with a weak smile

"So are you going to eat or what?" I ask, pulling on one of my horns

"Oh I'm not really that hungry" She says calmly before another bolt of thunder crashes through the air, making her yelp

"Wait...why is it raining all of a sudden, I'll be right back, I need to go see this" I say, waving goodbye to my friends as I walk out of the hall

but I'm not even halfway through it when

"Wait, I'd like to check it out to" Minor squeaks as she tries to catch up with me

I sigh and keep walking, until I get outside, and nearly get blown off of my feet as a very strong wind suddenly rips through the sky, as buckets of rain fall from the sky.

Minor yelps, and grabs the door, as I dig my feet down, and look up at the already black sky

What do I do?
[] go back inside
[] push minor back inside
[] check on Mapleburrow
[] fly up into the air 1d20+speed
[] write in

>>47143614
>[] push minor back inside
>[] check on Mapleburrow

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>47143614
>[] push minor back inside
>[] fly up into the air 1d20+speed

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>47143614
[] push minor back inside
[] check on Mapleburrow
[] fly up into the air 1d20+speed

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>47143614
>[] push minor back inside
>[] fly up into the air 1d20+speed
>[] check on Mapleburrow

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>47143614
>[] push minor back inside
>[] fly up into the air 1d20+speed
>[] check on Mapleburrow

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>47143614
>[] push minor back inside
>[] fly up into the air 1d20+speed
>[] check on Mapleburrow

I can't yet her stay out in weather like this, she'll get blown away or worse. In an moment, I turn around and push her gently back into the hall, grabbing the door's handle with my other hand, and pulling the door closed as she stumbles back and falls on the floor, opening her mouth to say something right as the door shuts.

I sigh, I don't have enough time to put my armor on, or even some shoes. I shake my head and start to run, nearly stumbling as the wind blows me back and forth, before it takes me off of my feet, and I start to beat my wings, flying through the air against the wind, zipping through it like a bolt of lighting as I fly over to mapleburrow, trying my best to stay in the sky as rain and wind tear into me and push me around like a rag doll.

But I somehow manage to keep flying up until a I see a bright flash of light and
_
18+20= 38
__
some how manage to dodge out of the way with a gasp as a bolt of lighting nearly strikes me out of the sky, I start to fall as my wings fold up and I fall towards mapleburrown, holding my arms over my head as my wings unfold again. They flutter at the last second, and let me float to the ground safety, I sigh, and then hear a scream of pain as I feel my feet sink into the mud.

"LET HIM GO!" the player that looks like an old man screams angrily, at a figured wearing a cloak, with his hand around...Wiltacs throat, as the chubby old Mayor squirms, his face pulled in pain

"Why...he isn't real" the figure says coldly as he lifts wiltac up higher

fuck...and I'm not wearing my armor either
What do I do?
[] call him out
[] EN PASSANT 1d100
[] Hey, asshole *throw a ball of silver fire* 1d100
[] Wait a second, I know that voice...from cideton, oh don't tell me
[] whistle
[] push the old man out of the way
[] write in

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>47143831
>[] Hey, asshole *throw a ball of silver fire* 1d100
>[] Wait a second, I know that voice...from cideton, oh don't tell me

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>47143831
>[] Wait a second, I know that voice...from cideton, oh don't tell me
>[] whistle
>[] Hey, asshole *throw a ball of silver fire* 1d100

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>47143831
>[] call him out
>[] EN PASSANT 1d100

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>47143831
>[] call him out
>[] EN PASSANT 1d100

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>47143831
>[] Hey, asshole *throw a ball of silver fire* 1d100
>[] Wait a second, I know that voice...from cideton, oh don't tell me
>[] whistle

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>47143831
>[] Wait a second, I know that voice...from cideton, oh don't tell me
>[] whistle
>[] Hey, asshole *throw a ball of silver fire* 1d100

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>47143831
>[] whistle
>[] call him out
>[] EN PASSANT 1d100

I whistle as sharply as I can, as the wind starts to calm down, and the robed figure turns to me, his eyes glowing blue under his black robes, as he grins widely, showing a grill of silvered teeth.

"Hey asshole!" I shout loudly as I start walking over to him as he giggles and drops Wiltac like a sack of potatoes.

"Oh, if it isn't the luckiest bitch in the game" He growls, as lighting crackles off of him "God, still crying out for a bunch of half people are ya, guess some people never change, eh"

"Wait a second, I Know that voice from Cideton" I say as it slowly dawns on me who this is "Oh don't tell me"

"Yeah, it's me" He says holding his hand out as lighting sparks around it, as the other players start to gather around us, looking curious as to what's going on "Here on some business involving you actually, also I have a name YOU KNOW!"

He moves his hand to throw, and I raise mine, silvery flames gathering around it as I move it like I'm pitching a ball. He shouts in surprise and pain as the ball slams into his face and sends him tumbling back in shock as the other players gasp, looking like they just saw a train wreck.

"I don't care" I say flatly as I step towards him again

"AW YOU FUCK!" he screams, as the flames spread up his face, turning ghostly as they go "Hey did you see that, she attacked me, aren't you going to do something!?"

the other players stare at him like he's crazy, he just bares his teeth and raises both his hands into the air and

What do I do?
[] recklessly charge him 1d20+str and speed
[] EN PASSANT 1d100
[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100
[] DEFLECT his spell 1d100
[] GUTSTAB 1d100
[] HOLY WRATH 1d100 -25 mp
[] Get him in a bear hug 1d100
[] get the other players out of here
[] get wiltac out of the way
[] write in

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>47144102
>[] get the other players out of here
>[] GUTSTAB 1d100

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>47144102
>[] HOLY WRATH 1d100 -25 mp

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>47144102
>[] DEFLECT his spell 1d100

>>47144114
add
>[] get the other players out of here
>[] get wiltac out of the way

too my vote

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>47144102
>[] get the other players out of here
>[] get wiltac out of the way
>[] EN PASSANT 1d100

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>47144102
>] get the other players out of here
>[] get wiltac out of the way
>[] HOLY WRATH 1d100 -25 mp

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>47144102
>[] get the other players out of here
>[] get wiltac out of the way
>[] DEFLECT his spell 1d100

>>47144102
>also I have a name YOU KNOW!
Really? Did we ever hear it?

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>47144102
>[] get the other players out of here
>[] get wiltac out of the way
>[] HOLY WRATH 1d100 -25 mp

Burning things time...or continuing at least.

"STOP STANDING THERE AND MOVE YOU IDIOTS!" I scream as I grab the hilt of Major friend and run right in front of the madman who's about to shoot lighting out of his hands in the crowd of innocents who just came to see what was happening.

But then with a smug smirk, he turns his hands back towards me, laughing madly arcs of sparks and electricity fly off of his hands, as Wiltac and the players split, running and screaming.

My fluffy starts to glow, as the bolts of lighting slam into me, and I wince, as I raise major friend up into the air.
___
Current hp= 3300
current mp= 1225
___

I feel a tingle along my arms as my vision gets clouded with sparks and rage, as my sword starts to glow silver, both sides of it, orange and emerald. I watch the bastards eyes go wide as I slam my sword into him as hard as I can, nearly flinging him down the street, before his body melts into sparks and he reappears, clawing at his chest as sparks and blue blood leaks out of it.

He glares at me

"Ow" He says emotionlessly "that hurt...trying to kill another player like before eh?"

"He deserved it" I say calmly as I put my hand just over my ears, calling my headphones in a moment with a faint buzzing sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ueZo5i6GPg

"He was still a player" Mr Tesla says with a sneer

"That's not why you're here though is it?" I ask angrily "You're just here to make life worse for everyone else aren't you? just to cause trouble and be a massive prick, right?"

He chuckles, as he starts to spark, his body melting into electricity as he throws himself at me and

What do I do?
[] EN PASSANT 1d100
[] DEFLECT 1d100
[] WHIRLWIND 1d100
[] Throw out a lot of holy fire 1d100 -??? MP
[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100
[] stab my sword into the ground 1d100
[] LITTLE GREEN, THUNDER, POI!!
[] write in

>>47144290
No, he's just being a prick

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>47144421
>[] stab my sword into the ground 1d100

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>47144421
>[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>47144421
>[] WHIRLWIND 1d100

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>47144421
>[] stab my sword into the ground 1d100
>[] LITTLE GREEN, THUNDER, POI!!

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>47144421
>[] EN PASSANT 1d100

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>47144421
>[] EN PASSANT 1d100
CUT LIGHTNING HO!

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>47144421
>[] EN PASSANT 1d100

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>47144421
>[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100

*Angry Moth Noises*

>>47144482
You snooze you lose dude.

>>47144501
And here I had a chance to redeem myself for the 1 earlier too.

"EN PASSANT!" I scream as I start to get into the thrill of the moment, as the song starts to make me all excited and alive.

The air crackles with lighting, as the son of a bitch flies towards me in a lance of the stuff, but I just charge right towards it, grinning widely as my wings unfold behind me.

And the second before I slam into it, a misty figure appears besides me, holding a broken greatsword in its hands, that it pulled out of mine.

"IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE CURS, IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN THAT TO KILL THE HUNTER OF HELL!" It screams with a voice like the wind as it swings it blade alongside mine, right into the ball of lightning splitting it in half as we drag them down it.

I grit my teeth, as my fluff glows gold once again
__
Current hp: 3000
__
I slam my sword into the ground as I hear a spine tingling wail as the bastard reappears, coughing up smoke.

"That's...that's" He stammers as he looks around for a way to escape, and moves to do so, before his eyes fall "Ha...beserker eh?"

I smirk as he growls, his eyes turning silver as he slams his fist into the ground

"WELL TASTES THOR'S MIGHTY HAMMER!" He screams as the sky splits open with an earth shattering BOOM!

What do I do?
[]grab him and use him as a shield 1d20+str
[] use my sword as a shield 1d100
[]s tab my sword into the ground 1d100
[]t ake the hit
[] DEFLECT 1d100
[] DODGE 1d20+Speed
[] write in

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>47144567
>[] DODGE 1d20+Speed

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>47144567
>[]grab him and use him as a shield 1d20+str

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>47144567
>[]grab him and use him as a shield 1d20+str
Who needs to dodge when we have meatshields!

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>47144567
>[]grab him and use him as a shield 1d20+str
Instead of grabbing him, throw him up towards it though.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>47144567
[]grab him and use him as a shield 1d20+str

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>47144567
>[]grab him and use him as a shield 1d20+str

17+27= 44= GREAT SUCCESS!
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He keeps on smiling oh so smugly, and I just grin. He seemed to forget something, namely that he's still in my arms reach, and his smirk slowly fades away as I grab him by the collar, and lift him into the air like a doll as he starts screaming and pleading, but I can't really hear him over my music, I grab his legs, and hold him over my head like you'd hold a backpack for a make shift umbrella.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHefUP8jVlc

Well, isn't this just fitting.

There's a blinding light, and I feel the bones in my arms shake as I grin through the pain as my fluffy fluff continues to glows golden as the mad player, this giant fucking asshole in my hands thrashes about and squirms, trying to get away from the continuous bolt of electricity running into his stomach.
__
current HP= 2900
___

He groans as the light vanishes, and manages to blurt out "fucking bitch" Spitefully

What do I do?
[] Slam him into my knee 1d20+str
[] Gut stab 1d100
[] toss him into a building 1d20+str
[] throw him into the ground 1d20+str
[] had enough yet, douche?
[] THOR THE MIGHTY, THOR THE BRAVE, CRUSH THE INFIDELS IN YOUR WAY!
[]Set his ass on fire 1d100 - ??? MP
[] write in

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>47144732
>[] throw him into the ground 1d20+str
>[] had enough yet, douche?

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>47144732
>[] Gut stab 1d100
>[] had enough yet, douche?

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>47144732
>[] Gut stab 1d100
>[] had enough yet, douche?

>>47144732
>[] Gut stab 1d100
>[] had enough yet, douche?

>>47144765
wew

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>47144765
Sweet merciful christ.

>>47144732
>[] had enough yet, douche?
>[] THOR THE MIGHTY, THOR THE BRAVE, CRUSH THE INFIDELS IN YOUR WAY!
>[]Set his ass on fire 1d100 - ??? MP

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>47144732
>[]Set his ass on fire 1d100 - ??? MP
Fire and Lightning!

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>47144732
>>47144765
>>[] Gut stab 1d100
>>[] had enough yet, douche?
It feels kinda unnecessary at this point, but here's the 5th roll. RIP in PIECES fucker.

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>47144788
misrolled

>>47144816
You ruined it, Are you happy you cunt?

>>47144765
>>47144816
PFFFFTTTT HAHAHAHAHA

>>47144816
FUCK YOU ANON FUCK YOU

.
.
.
Ah well. Still got a 98. Fucking Headmaster dice.

"Had enough yet?" I ask as I hold him up, and he looks back at me, drooling with crossing white scars all over his smoking and charred body.

"Fuck yourself cunt" He groans weakly "I'm just getting started, I'm a magic player, so I'm a little smarter than"

And there's my payment for trying to be nice, ah well, this should change his tone really quick.

I let go of his legs, and lift up Major friend with the same hand as I grab his throat, and hold him up with my right hand.

A ghostly figure appears next to me, Antoss' laugh filling the wind and my mind as he picks his sword up, pulling it out of mine.

"The only reward for a traitor is a slow death" the shade says calmly as I stab my blade through the son of a bitches chest, nearly splitting him in two as antoss stabs him through as well

"Had enough, douchebag" I ask mockingly as he struggles to breath, reaching for the sword.

"Oh, you wish I had" He grunts as he grabs a much smaller sword from his side, and slice his own throat with it, as he falls limp.

He slides off of the end of Major friend, and starts to push himself up, his eyes opening back up and glowing red as he cackles

"Little angel going to get roasted tonight, bet ya taste good, lil bug" He giggles in a voice that isn't his own, as he pulls a second blade from his side, smoke pouring out of him, as his skin starts to turn blue, and a horn rips through his forehead.

What do I do?
[] REAPING DANCE 1d100
[] call for my monsters
[] Gutstab, again 1d100
[] stab my sword into the ground 1d100
[] set myself on fire and charge him 1d20+speed and str
[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100
[] keep him as far away as possible 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>47144973
>[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>47144973
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>47144973
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>47144973
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>47144973
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>47144973
>[] set myself on fire and charge him 1d20+speed and str

Charge!

>>47145043
>rolling 1d20
>ever
You were really asking for it.

>>47145043
>>47145052
Maybe I'll just have a lie down and catch up in the morning.

>>47145043
This is what I hate about using two different dice and counting both extra.
We got 5 good rolls, but FUCK IT a completly unrelated different set of dice was rolled once so you get rekt.
And we can't even make up for it because most already rolled and voted.

>>47145043
Please tell me this doesn't count since IT IS LITERALLY THE ONLY d20 ROLLED! AND AFTER THE FIRST FIVE d100.

>>47145078
It totally counts.

>>47145078
Welcome to the Headmaster experience my friend anon.

>>47145082
>>47145092
Why does he do that? It's complete bullshit, Any asshole can just start spamming d20's to get a 1 even after everyone's voted!

Ah great, he's got that bloody curse as well. I smirk as I lift my blade barely off the ground, and charge him.

He howls with laughter as I run past him and practically spin him around with my swing. He giggles and swings at me, but I spin around and slam my sword into him one more time as he giggles as I run past him again. He throws his arm out, and manages to cut my cheek, and I see the blood rush down it's edge and into his wounds.

So I whip around, and swing my blade up, cutting a leaking gash through his chest. he stumbles back, cackling to himself as he licks his blades, and throws himself at me, as I start panting from effort, my chest is burning

What do I do?
[] Gut stab 1d100
[] EN PASSANT 1d100
[] HOLY WRATH 1d100
[] Deflect 1d100
[] slam my sword into the ground 1d100
[] ARMOR BREAK 1d100
[] recklessly charge him 1d20+str and speed

>>47145066
>>47145078
it's also isn't a big deal at all

>>47145106
Because fails on 1d20 don't mean shit when the main action is a 1d100
it gives you a set back, but a minor one, and you still succeed if you did
it literally is nothing

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>47145116
>[] HOLY WRATH 1d100

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>47145116
>[] HOLY WRATH 1d100

>>47145116
>it literally is nothing
>it gives you a set back, but a minor one,
That's not nothing, And as I said it is completely unfair.

>>47145106
Oh I thought it didn't count if the leading option used the other die. So that a leading option that used 1d20 could be ruined by another d20 but a leading option using a d100 could only be ruined by another d100.

>>47145135
Nope! You can thank HM for that bullshit fucking ruling.

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>47145116
>[] HOLY WRATH 1d100

>>47145116
>[] HOLY WRATH 1d100

Redemption time!

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>47145155
Obviously, no one else makes rules here anon.
Seriously this has been a thing since forever, how new are you?

>>47145116
>[] EN PASSANT 1d100

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>47145116
>>47145172

I am a failure.

>>47145173
>Seriously this has been a thing since forever,
So people have let this bullshit slide for this long is what you're saying.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>47145116
>[] HOLY WRATH 1d100

>>47145158
>>47145173
>>47145189

The dice are pretty schizo tonight.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>47145116
>[] recklessly charge him 1d20+str and speed

>>47145201
>So people have let this bullshit slide for this long is what you're saying.
Yeah, turns out its really not a big deal. And it brought us some amazing story moments.

And it doesn't even come up that often to begin with.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>47145116

>>47145215
>>47145232
If you samefag d20s in butthurt you could at least vote for something you faggot.

I glare at him, as my blade starts to burn with silver fire again, my chest still burning as I try to catch my breath, and keep my head clear as the mad, blood crazed bastard bounces towards me. the ghostly form of Antoss pats me on the back, laughing happily as the aching starts to go away, and the strength begins to ease back into my arms.

"Keep that sword up girl, they'll soon be back" He says in the back of my head as he fades back into memories.

I blink, as a cold chill begins to run back through my spine, before a nice, comfy warmth spreads through me as my blade burns brightly.

a smirk spreads on my lips as he leaps towards me, and I swing up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3rGiguSZYw

the silver flames spread to him, and his blue blood sprays through the air as he slam into the ground behind me with a thud.

I turn as he get back up, drooling blood, his hands shaking weakly

what do I do?
[] give him a chance to run
[] Kick his teeth in 1d20+str
[] GUT STAB 1d100
[] WHIRL WIND 1d100
[] Deflect 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>47145303
>[] GUT STAB 1d100

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>47145303
>[] Kick his teeth in 1d20+str
"Last chance man, you sure your ready for death?"

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>47145303
>[] give him a chance to surrender

>[] WHIRL WIND 1d100

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>47145303
>[] give him a chance to surrender
>[] WHIRL WIND 1d100

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>47145303
>[] GUT STAB 1d100

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>47145303
>[] give him a chance to surrender
>[] WHIRL WIND 1d100

>>47145354
>>47145373
>>47145389
Really guys? REALLY? He's just going to continue being a threat to us and all the people we care about.

>>47145424
Thats why we offer surrender instead of letting him run away. He's gonna get the holy pimphand of the seven.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>47145303
>[] GUT STAB 1d100

"One chance sparky, get the hell out of here and I won't take your head off" I say coldy as his eyes slowly change colors back to their usual blue, and he grins through his blue stained smile.

"You act like this is actually going to kill me you godamn bleeding heart" He coughs weakly as he starts to crawl over to me "Come on do, I fucking dare ya, you don't have the guts to do it you know, I know it, you're just going to sit there on your high horse and....who the hell is that?!"

"Now, remember, aim for the neck, if you can behead a demon" the ghostly shade of antoss says, pulling up the man's head by his long, messy hair "You can kill them without much effort on your part, thus making it a very fair fight!"

I smirk, and swing, spinning myself around as I give everything into this swing. The weight and girth of Major friend rips through the air, almost wailing as it slams into his lower jaw, ripping it off and sending him to the ground as he gasps for air, his eyes going wide as I stumble, and nearly fall into the mud.

I look up, and see Anotoss' shade pushing down where the man's head used to be...messing up my killing blow, and making it just a maiming one

I growl and walk over to him and plant my foot on what's left of his skull.

"Krovy?" I hear Minor ask through all the wind and rain.

What do I do?
[] squash his skull
[] drag him into and alley and kill him their
[] execute him publicly
[] rip his head off
[] ask the other players what they think
[] Minor?
[] write in

>>47145551
>[] squash his skull
>[] Minor?

>>47145551
>[] squash his skull
>[] Minor?

>>47145551
>[] Minor?
>[] ask the other players what they think

>>47145551
>[] Minor?
Get back he could still pull something off!
>[] drag him into and alley and kill him their
There aint no such things as NPC's in this world now. Just people, some just got a little more power than the others.

>>47145551
>[] squash his skull
>[] Minor?

>>47145551
>[] Minor?
>[] drag him into and alley and kill him there
>[] squash his skull

>>47145551
>[] Minor?
>[] squash his skull

>>47145551
[] ask the other players what they think
[] Minor?

>>47145551
>"Now, remember, aim for the neck, if you can behead a demon" the ghostly shade of antoss says, pulling up the man's head by his long, messy hair "You can kill them without much effort on your part, thus making it a very fair fight!"
>I smirk, and swing, spinning myself around as I give everything into this swing. The weight and girth of Major friend rips through the air, almost wailing as it slams into his lower jaw, ripping it off and sending him to the ground as he gasps for air, his eyes going wide as I stumble, and nearly fall into the mud.
>I look up, and see Anotoss' shade pushing down where the man's head used to be...messing up my killing blow, and making it just a maiming one
I'm kinda confused by this?
First Antoss tells us to behead him, and then he prevents us from beheading him?

>>47145676
It was a memory that could affect the current world
in the memory, Krovachi cut the dummy in the throat, but it wasn't deep enough to remove the head when Antoss pushed down on it
so when the shade/memory did it here, it pushed down as current Katie/Krovachi swung

"Minor?" I ask as I turn, and see the litte druegar trudging through the mud and the rain, covered in coats and scarves, with a bright yellow poncho over all of it, and a single, almost funnily small umbrella.

She stares at me with her adorably large purple eyes. and slowly, her eyes are pulled down to what's under my feet.

"Oh.. I was worried something like this was happening" she says meekly as she closes her eyes and covers her face with her umbrella "I was worried you were in trouble so I came out here and...just make it quick"

I frown, and press my bare foot down on the man's skull, slowly increasing the pressure as he whines in pain, his face getting squashed as his skull cracks, and turns to pulp with the rest of his head with a loud, and very wet snap.

Minor whimpers, and I groan in disgust as I scrap blood and something else off of my sole.

"Sorry you had to hear that" I say slowly as she whines and peeks out from her umbrella

"He, he was a bad guy right...I mean of course he was" She giggles nervously "I just...it's a lot different when there's only one of them, I'm..I just...erggh"

"I'm sorry Minor" I say quietly as I try and smile "you didn't need to see this"

"No I did not but, at it had to be done right....so are you going to come back, it's really cold out here and...well everyone else is about as worried as I was" She says, starting to sound her usual chipper self again "besides you haven't even had breakfast yet"

She smiles, showing her fangs as the sun breaks through the storm, and shines down on her

What do I say?
[] Yeah, of course
[] Wait there's still food, lets go
[] Why did you want to come with me the first time
[] Not just yet...I need to tell you something
[]Well, we need to toss this body somewhere first, can't just leave it here
[] OH of course, I think I need a nice long lie down after all of this
[] Come on Minor, lets go back home, and out of this storm
[] write in

>>47145838
>[] Yeah, of course
>[] Wait there's still food, lets go
>[] Why did you want to come with me the first time
>[]Well, we need to toss this body somewhere first, can't just leave it here
>[] Come on Minor, lets go back home, and out of this storm

>>47145838
>[] Yeah, of course
>[] Come on Minor, lets go back home, and out of this storm

>>47145838
>[] Yeah, of course
>[] Come on Minor, lets go back home, and out of this storm

>>47145838
>[] Yeah, of course
>[] Come on Minor, lets go back home, and out of this storm
>[] Why did you want to come with me the first time

>>47145838
>[] Yeah, of course
>[] Wait there's still food, lets go
>[] Why did you want to come with me the first time
>[]Well, we need to toss this body somewhere first, can't just leave it here
>[] Come on Minor, lets go back home, and out of this storm
>Light the corpse on fire?

>>47145838
>[] Yeah, of course
>[] Wait there's still food, lets go
>[] Why did you want to come with me the first time
>[]Well, we need to toss this body somewhere first, can't just leave it here
>[] Come on Minor, lets go back home, and out of this storm

>>47145838
>[] Yeah, of course
> there was something I wanted to tell you but now really doesn't seem like the time.

Just tell her to go on a ways and we'll catch up after burning the body.

>>47145838
[] Yeah, of course
[] Wait there's still food, lets go
[] Why did you want to come with me the first time
[]Set the body on fire
[] Come on Minor, lets go back home, and out of this storm

>>47145838
>[] Yeah, of course
>[] Not just yet...I need to tell you something

"Yeah, of cour...wait there's still food?" I say happily as I walk, trying to scrape the little bits of shit head off of the bottom of my foot "Lets go already"

"Oh yeah, well you made it, so we saved you a plate...or two, not sure if Sam hasn't dug in to one of them" She says happily, looking at me, so she doesn't have to look at the headless corpses "But if there isn't any I could make you some more you know!"

"Thanks Minor, you're a real friend" I say happily as I pat her on her head, making her turn a little pink "So why did you want to come with me the first time?"

"Oh I er...um" She says, stumbling on her words as she turns a much deeper shade of red "Well I er...Wait you were trying to make a tart right? I know how to make one, so how bout we do that, okay?"

I chuckle and shake my head, happy she changed the subject as well

"Come on Minor lets get out of this storm and back home" I Say happily, ruffling her now soaked hair, as she makes an absolutely cute noise

"Alright, don't have to ask for that" She giggles happily
___
And neither of them noticed the body behind them, melting into smoke, and being dragged away
_
and now I really need to go
so we'll end here
and I"ll answer questionswhen I get back if I do

>>47146082
>And neither of them noticed the body behind them, melting into smoke, and being dragged away
Well shit.

Thanks for running HM.

>>47146082
Minor is the cutest, especialy when flustered. I hope we can keep thi simmering for a while, actua lasting tension is way too rare in quests.

Thanks for the session boss.

>>47146082
Thanks for running my man.

I came up with some bullshit magic for Demon familiar if you're interested.

>>47146082
>And neither of them noticed the body behind them, melting into smoke, and being dragged away
We killed him and basically destroyed his head, Going to be pissed at you HM if he get's somehow magically rezzed.

>>47146148
>gonna be pissed if demons can ressurect people like any high-level enough priest
Are you serious man

>>47146148
> still being a bitchy faggot

>>47146082
Thanks for running HM. Say something nice to your momma today.

>>47146139
throw it at me, next thread if you can

>>47146830
Why not right now while you're here?

>>47146848
Sure do it

>>47146874
It's high tier change/creation/elemental magic. Basically it's final tier fuck everything. You create a destrcutive embodiment of an element.

Like for Fire you create a giant semi-living serpent of pure flame called Salamandra, for Earth you create a giant wurm called Jormungandr etc.

Basically sentient constructs of pure fuck you.

I also liked a change/creation spell that let's you turn enemy magic into a swarm of flesh-eating flies. I called that one plague.

>>47146912
Ooooh, I like you.

I'll try to put those when you get stronger, just be sure to remind me when you level up, so I remember
I do love me some giant elemental fuck everything creatures

>>47146930
I'm pretty sure they should be locked behind three schools though. They'd be too bullshit otherwise.

I'm also the alchemy guy, I just really like your magic system in that quest.

>>47146959
thanks glad you do
Oh course, not subschools, as that would be silly.

Also, Cooking/ Earth magic would be amazing
turn the ground into food as you raise it into mountains
solve world hunger.
or
with fire/water/ candy
turn a lake into molten sugar

>>47147014
Sigh, I'm still kinda miffed that they did that cooking thing but it's whatever.