Meanwhile at the great quartz tree.

After your attackers were driven off you started with cleaning up the mess they made.
Luckily for you the garden area was not harmed but the surrounding area was filled with debris.
As you are lifting one particularly heavy boulder you try to talk with Yata whom you managed to convince to help with the renovations.

"So what did you do with those guys before you killed them?"

"Oh I never killed anyone, they merely expired.
There is only so much live dissection that can be performed on an individual."
You frown as he said that.
It's true that those men were your enemies but not even they deserved torture.

"Are you saying you tortured them?"

"Hmm?
Oh Heavens no.
They were injected with a powerful numbing agent.
Not one of them felt a thing as I worked on them.
My research simply didn't require their suffering."

"You keep saying "research" and "examination".
Just how thoroughly can you analyze something with only your eyes?"

"While it's true that what I do is quite limited but I'm a resourceful man.
And I assure you, you'll like what I came up with."

After you cleared all the rubble and healed every minor injury the hollows sustained you feel exhausted once more.
With everyone heaving heavily Alistair comes to you for a chat.

"You know it's ironic.
I came here because you said things would be different but not a thing changed."

"Give it some time.
This was an unforeseen event."

He is simply standing over you with a look of exhaustion on his face.
It's clear that his heavy injuries still haven't healed.
"So tell me, could you always heal?"

"Pretty much yes.
But I wasn't always aware of it."

"That's funny, you are the most savage person I've known.
And now here you are, fixing my wounds for me."

"Just don't get used to it.
The next time you get your ass handed to you I'll kick you while you are down for being so useless."

That gets a chuckle out of him.
"I'll try to be more careful next time."

>>47131910

Hey Spooky.

>>47131909

No.

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"After we rest for a while I'll get my boys ready for some hunting.
If that's okay with you."
He says.

"Actually I had something else in mind.
Just this one time you won't have to go out for hunting."

"What do you mean?"

"You'll see."

With that you stand up and dust yourself off before heading out to find Neliel.
You'd like to inform her about giving Alistairs men a little compensation for their efforts.
But as you are going to her you can feel a presence up above, near the branches of the surrounding quartz trees.
With a flash of movement the shadowy figure jumps from branch to branch.
It's so fast you have trouble following its movements with your eye.
Until you see it trip over and land head first in the dirt that is.

Everyone in the camp who witnessed it looks nonplussed at the intruder.
When he manages to stand up he simply starts coughing from all the dust he managed to send flying after his impact.

"I-I the *cough cough* great Dordoni *cough cough*...
Oh Dios mío! *cough cough*"

You can feel all the sweat on your head gather into one huge droplet around your right temple as you keep staring at this embarrassing spectacle.
When he finally stops choking on dirt the man regains his composure and strikes a quite goofy pose.

"I the great Dordoni Alessandro Del Socaccio have come before you!
You may now marvel at my presence friends!"

"Who?"
Alex asks while she is leaning to the side so much she is almost looking down.

"Gah!"
The man kneels down and quietly mumbles random stuff to himself.
Things like "How can this be?" and "How come they don't know me?".

But you aren't really sure what to make of this guy.
For one he doesn't look like a hollow, well except for his hole and the tiny fragment of his mask on his forehead.
He actually looks almost like a human now that you think about it.

>Ask him politely to go away.
>Introduce yourself and ask him what he wants.
>You were about to eat anyway, invite him.
>Other? (write-in)

>>47131920
>Dordoni Alessandro Del Socaccio

>Introduce yourself and ask him what he wants.

Best not to fight at this point, or even provoke.

>>47131920
>Introduce yourself and ask him what he wants.

>>47131920
>Introduce yourself and ask him what he wants.

>>47131920
>Introduce yourself and ask him what he wants.

>>47131920
>You were about to eat anyway, invite him.
Hospitality isn't a bad thing. It also demonstrates quite clearly that he's not dealing with ordinary hollows.

>>47131920
>Introduce yourself and ask him what he wants.

>Writing

This is almost too painful to look at. You genuinely feel sorry for the man.
So being the kind individual that you are, you spare him from further embarrassing himself.

You walk up to him and start poking his shoulder as he is kneeling and sobbing to himself.
"Erm, hey.
Dordoni, right?"

He looks up at you clearly very happy.
The man basically jumps up and begins gloating.
"Ah, so you did hear my name?
Of course, who could avert their eyes from the great Dordoni Alessandro Del Socaccio?
That's right! No one!"
He then proceeds to laugh loudly, clearly proud of himself.

"N-no actually.
My brain was overloaded and I only managed to remember your first name."

He abruptly stops his laughter and looks sad once more.
"I-I see..."

"Erm, my name is Kaizar Soize and these are my people.
I'm sure they'll introduce themselves.
But before we do that, may I ask why are you here?"

He stops pitying himself and starts to look serious.
"Oh right, I almost forgot."
He clears his throat and tries to speak in a more dignified manner.
"I'm looking for the Vasto Lorde of Hueco Mundo to unite them under our banner.
You see, I've heard talks of a particularly strong hollow who matches your description.
But now that I'm here I see that you are only an adjuchas.
A powerful adjuchas but an adjuchas none the less."

It seems that he doesn't want anything with you and he simply made a mistake but one thing got your attention.
"Wait, you've said "our banner".
Who are you people exactly?
At first I didn't even realize that you are a hollow.
So the more accurate question is, what are you?"

"Oh my.
You actually don't know?
I'm a bit surprised, but I'll tell you.
I'm no mere hollow my friend.
I'm an arrancar, a hollow who removed a part of his mask and attained powers quite similar to that of a shinigami."

Arrancar?
You've never even heard of such a thing before.
And now that he mentions it, he does indeed have a sword on his person.

"I've heard of those."
Neliel is the one who speaks up.
"It's true that there are hollows who try to become an arrancar and remove a part of their mask.
But the result is always the same, they stop their normal evolution and change into bizarre mixtures of shinigami and hollow with only a very minor boost in their power.
As such many hollows believe that "true" arrancar are nothing but an urban legend."

Dordoni begins to wiggle his finger left and right.
"No no no señora.
I can assure you that such arrancar do exist.
But you are right, most hollows are simply not cut out to become such higher life forms as the true arrancar."

This is certainly interesting.
He seems to look very much like a human with the exception of his mask fragment and his hollow hole.
But you still have a question.
"And tell me, do you eat?"

"Eat?
You mean hollows?
No amigo.
We don't need to eat the same way you have to.
We most certainly feel hunger and eat hollows from time to time but we are in no danger of becoming mindless beast like you are.
Indeed, most adjuchas rip their masks off to avoid regressing into a gillian.
But they either die due to trauma or find themselves incapable of becoming stronger and end up as meals for the menos."

That almost sounds promising with the exception of probable death.
But it's good to know that such an option exists.

"So, if you are looking for Vasto Lorde then you'll leave us alone?"
You ask him.

"I was going to but on closer inspection I find it weird that so many hollows are gathered here.
Tell me amigo, what are you doing here exactly?"

You shrug.
"Just trying to survive and gathering like minded hollows who are tired of all this crap."

"That's an ambitious idea amigo, but as long as Hueco Mundo remains the same people like you will always be in danger."

"I'm aware, but I'd rather die trying than submit myself to rules I don't agree with."

"That's a fine way of life amigo.
I'll pray for your success."

Dordoni then turns his back to you, ready to leave.

Do you invite him to eat or let him be on his way?
>What's one more mouth to feed?
>I don't want to get in his way, he can leave.
>Other? (write-in)

>>47132514
He seems harmless enough.
>What's one more mouth to feed?

>>47132514
What banner are you talking about?

>>47132514
>What's one more mouth to feed?
Whats the worst that could happen?

>>47132514
>What's one more mouth to feed?
He seems nice enough.

>>47132514

>I don't want to get in his way, he can leave.

Better not give him info on us, lest the keikaku master takes an interest.

>>47132514
>What's one more mouth to feed?
It'd be good to have an acquaintance such as this. Keep the line open, as it were.

>>47132514
>I don't want to get in his way, he can leave.

>>47132301
>A powerful adjuchas but an adjuchas none the less.

Ah fuck man he called our bluff

>writing

>>47132668
Not necessarily called our bluff per say, he received information on us from the two hollows who fled. 'Axolotl hollow that seems weak but isn't' doesn't leave much to the imagination and its pretty easy to figure out from there with minimal info.

Probably should have killed them before they left, imo.

"Well amigo, as promised I'll take my leave then.
I won't be troubling you any longer."
*A fine little group, too bad I'll have to report this.*

But before he could leave you put your arm on his shoulder.
"Listen we were about to eat.
Would you like to join us?
It's not much but I'll gladly share it.
It's rare to see a good person around here."

He looks confused.
"W-w-what?
Come now amigo, there is no need for that.
Besides I'm not in the mood of eating hollows."

"Come now, I'm sure the others won't mind.
What do you think Neliel?"

"I'm not going to object."

"Then it's settled."
You forcefully sit him down.
"Just stay here and we'll bring the food.
Oh and a fair warning, if the gillian asks you to pet her, do it."

Afterwards you bring the fruits down to the hollow encampment in large plates constructed by Pesci.
You can see that Alistairs hollows are still as violent with their pastimes as ever and that Alex indeed started to pester Dordoni alongside Pesche and Dondochakka.
When the food arrives you pass the fruits around and tell each individual to split it in half and share it with the person sitting next to them.
At first everyone gives a curious look to the fruits but curiosity quickly gets a hold of them and slowly but surely they start eating the stuff.
You can see their ecstatic faces just flare up after the first bite and everyone quickly starts asking for seconds.

Alistair in particular creates a waterfall of saliva as he speaks to you.
"Dude!
What is this stuff?
It's amazing!"

"This is what I was talking about.
An alternate source of food that we found.
We don't have much yet but if your men help out we can make more."

"Are you kidding me?
I think I'll have to force them not to keep pestering you with helping out.
This stuff is like edible crack!"

>>47132827
>crack
We hollow drug lord nao?

>>47132867

That would be hilarious. Develop a drug fruit with bad withdrawl effects, keep Baraggan and the Arrancar addicted to it, profit.

>>47132887
Even if its not addictive its the best thing to eat in this world whatsoever. if we seed the dependency for it in Barragan's army and the Arrancar they will sooner slaughter each other than let one of their piss us off. Do you think they'll even survive a week peacefully after getting cut off from uberfruit?

>>47132887
>>47132929
Though to be fair I'd say needing one a week or be forced to revert to a savage to feed yourself is textbook addiction.

>>47132929

I bet the most rash and aggressive ones won't survive a day. One side could try to take our crops over though, so we'd need to either keep two sides on constant war, or protect our merchandise somehow.

Off to the side you can see Dordoni surrounded by Alex, Pesche and Dondochakka respectively and you can hear him scream out of sheer joy after the first bite.
He quickly rushes towards you with blinding speed.

"W-w-w-what is this amigo?
It's amazing!"

You laugh a little and give him the same vague information that you gave Alistair.
After everyone has finished their meal they are sitting unable to even move with only a very small minority of the hollows still up and partaking in their favorite pastime, namely gathering in a circle and beating the ever-loving crap out of each other.
Your little group has a little gathering around them who are laughing at their little improvised comedy routine.

All in all you consider this a success, not only because you finally convinced Alistair of your idea but because you managed to give a little relief to these tired hollow after the loss of their comrades.
But after finishing his meal Dordoni stands up and gets ready to move out again.

"Thanks amigo, that was actually pretty fun."
He says as he is stretching his limbs.

"No problem.
Swing by if you are in the area, okay?"

"Hah, sure."

And with that he is gone.
He moved so fast your eyes didn't even picked up his movements.

With him out of the picture and Alistairs men being preoccupied you have a little free time on your hands.
You decided to visit the one person who choose to not partake in the festivities, Yata.
He can be seen at the opposite side of the tree fumbling with something.

"You ate your share of the food?"

"Yes and I found it to be a proper replacement for hollows.
So you have my admiration for creating something like this."

"Tell me, what was so important that you couldn't socialize with us?"

"Firstly, socializing is overrated.
Secondly, I was working on this."
He shows you a strange white substance in his palm.

"What's this?"

"Me being a useful addition to your camp.
It's the result of my experimentation on those hollows from before."

>>47133033
>strange white substance
Okay, NOW we druglord.

>>47133033
>white substance

[Spoiler] WAKE ME UP.

>>47133033
10 bucks it's macerated hollow masks mixed with our fruit

>>47133033
Guess were gonna become the drug cartel of hueco mundo.

As you inspect the white, sand-like substance you can't figure out what it's supposed to be.
The only thing you know for sure is the fact that it contains a lot of spirit energy.

"Don't even bother with guessing.
You won't figure it out unless you see it functioning.
I condensed and altered the spirit matter of the hollows to produce this.
Using the fruit you gave me I developed this as an artificial growth enhancer."

"So it's fertilizer..."

"Only if mere fertilizer accelerates the growth of the plant drastically.
With this within a couple of days you can multiply the quantity of your plants."

Besides him you can see a pile of the stuff just sitting there.

"I figured you'd prefer this over something like a toxin for hollows.
Now that you can see how dependable I can be, would you kindly give me a sample of your mucus?
I'm dying to take a closer look at it."

While it's true that he can be useful you are still not entirely convinced he won't do something insane with your goo.
Do you give him the sample he asks for?
>Yes
>No
>Other? (write-in)

>>47133086
>>47133126

Hail Kaizar Soize, druglord of Ghost Mexico.

>>47133163
Yes, he's earned it.

>>47133163
Let's wait to see if it actually works Yata. Still a bit hesitant to just give you access to my goop.

>>47133163
>Yes but for this you need to test it out

>>47133163
>Yes
Why would we NOT want something insane from our goo?

>>47133163

>Let's first see if it works, then I'll consider it.

>>47133163
>Other?

>"Yes, but only if you tell me what you plan to do with it after you examine it, and keep me informed on any and all discoveries."

>>47133163
>>Yes

>>47133188
Because theyre NANOMACHINES mostly, who knows what they could do after someone pokes at them for a long time.

>>47133223
10 bucks he uses a similar ability to our heal goo

>writing

>>47133163
I like Yata, I feel like he's gonna be our Mayuri.

>>47133418

Agreed. He meshes really well with our mucus ability.

>>47133418
He's almost exactly like a less insane Mayuri. Total sociopath, but he's not actively malevolent and he creates hella useful stuff.

>>47133487
Hes more of a sort of misanthrope than anything. he at least knows that its pointless to revel in his superiority so hes got that over Mayuri already.

>>47133033
>Firstly, socializing is overrated.
Yata da besta.

"What exactly do you want to do with it?"
You ask.

"Well first I have to determine its properties and figure out how it works.
Planning anything before that would be pointless.
But I think even you want to know just what are its true capabilities.
Or am I wrong?"

"No, you aren't."
With that you give him a large scoop of the stuff.
"But I want to know everything that you come up with."

"Naturally."

"But before I go, I still have a question.
How are we going to produce more of this fertilizer?"

"Well considering the large crowd out there who are getting free food..."

"No, we aren't doing that!"

"Let me finish.
They "donate" their limbs which I surgically remove after giving them proper anesthesia which you can heal with this stuff."

That actually sounds like a good solution.
This guy might be batshit insane and possibly amoral but he is a very smart man.
"I actually like that idea.
I'll check on you later Yata."

With that you let him do his work.
For days he hasn't talked to anyone other than the person who brought him food and even then all he said was a simple "thank you".
In the meantime you tested out his invention and found it working perfectly, not only did the number of shrubs you have increase but even the trees started to grow visibly faster than before.
But after all that waiting you were starting to get worried about the birdman.

Until he actually came rushing towards you in a stupor.
"We have to talk, NOW!"
With that he drags you to his own little part of the place which is isolated from everyone else.

"I've been working on this stuff for so long and I think I'm losing my mind!"

"Why?
What's wrong?"
You try to shake some sense into him.

"Wrong?
Nothing! Absolutely nothings wrong!
This thing is incredible!
Were you aware of the billions of micro organisms within it?"

"Yes I kinda knew about them.
Why?
Are they special or something?"

"Special?
Are you insane?
This is beyond even my wildest imaginations!"

>>47133656
We've got to make a hollow snort the stuff and see what happens.

"Stop talking in circles and just spit it out already!
What did you find out?"

He paces back and forth while randomly gesturing with his hands murmuring things you can't quite make out, something about "simpletons".
"After several attempts I managed to get a hold of these creatures.
At first they ignored me completely.
They just kept doing whatever they wanted, it was maddening!
But after a while I figured out how to "influence" them.
It took considerable effort but I managed to create this!"

He gets something from under his cloak.
In his hands is a perfect cube made from something that looks almost like wood.
You look at the bizarre item but you can't figure out what it is.

"I give up.
What's this cube?"

"The cube is not the important part!
Well, in a way it is but that's not the most important thing!
I managed to force the tiny life forms to rearrange the atomic structure of the spirit particles in the sand!
This cube was at one point nothing more than dirt!
And to top it all off they managed to create a perfect, cube like shape!"

What's this madman saying?
How come you weren't aware of this?
It's your power after all.

"Okay, so you can make wood out of sand?"

"It's not wood.
It might look like wood but it has more in common with metals.
With only minor alterations to it I can make it so soft you can bend it easily or so tough it'd sooner shatter than bend.
And there is no limit to how many times it can be changed, so you can shape it freely than make it hard once more to preserve the shape.
But it's a time consuming process and it uses up the mucus too fast.
As it stands right now it requires both of us to create more of this substance."

"Wait, you said you made this from the sand.
Can it be that the sand is somehow special?"

"The base is almost irrelevant, I managed to do the same with quartz.
I think we could make almost anything if the two of us work together."

>>47133884
Neat

>>47133884
>just over here, performing alchemy, no big fucking deal

Sheeeeiiiiit

>>47133884
Let's build our own Las Noches

With blackjack

And hookers

>>47133991

I second this.

>>47133884
>tfw now we can build actual houses without fucking up our super tree

I am rock hard right now.

>>47134013

Can't we also use the mucus to basically carve out the tree? If it can rearrange things, it could make the quartz sandlike.

>>47134033
Uh, yeah, that.

Also if we get hold of an enemy this could be used as a particularly nasty attack.

>>47134033
But why would you want to hurt our Grandpappy tree?

We don't need to live inside of it any more.

>>47134056
I doubt it works rapidly enough to be viable in combat, but if it does, yes, ouch.

>>47134013
>>47134033
>>47134056
>>47134094
Build houses on the tree.

>>47134013
Who cares about houses lets arm our army with mucus weapons

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>>47134056

Or use it as self repairing shifting armor that can octo camo and even be temporarily given to someone else.

Who else hype for the pearlescent lord of the azure valley.

>>47134113
A.. tree... house? Not following you here, sir.

>>47134113
>we ewoks nao
>we Fern Gully nao
>we that kid next door who throws shit over the fence into your yard from his sweet ass treehouse you never got to go into and never had because the tree in your backyard was small and died so you never had the chance to live a fulfilling childhood nao

Sharp wooden swords soon.

>>47134122
Armor is actually a really good idea. Though the thing is of course would it be any stronger than what we have naturally? It'd have to be pretty dense, I think, and if it was it'd limit our mobility.

>>47134120
>he doesn't want to spend time on his porch playing HIS FUCKING VIOLIN HOLY SHIT WE CAN MAKE A REAL VIOLIN NOW

>>47134156
Huh, I guess we could.

We could make almost anything now.

Anything at all. Parts to complex machines, even.

Do you know what you have unleashed, Spooky?

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>>47134156
Kaizar's orchestra confirmed. The dream is real.

>>47134156
That's it were gonna set up a orchestra with classical instruments.

>>47134129
Basically>>47134142
Build a bunch of houses and boardwalks around the upper areas of the tree and have a treetop community.

We could also build a dome around our crops since they don't need sunlight.

>>47134173
We can build a lever that pets Alex!

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>this thread

I don't know whose keikaku is bigger right now, Aizen's or ours.

>>47134192
FUCK YOU NOW I HAVE TO REWRITE THE STUFF SO IT HAS TREEHOUSES!!

>>47134150
Even if we can't make it harder than ourselves depending on the level of control we can potentially have a regenerating layer of explosive armor. it can either be tightly wound like a bullet proof vest or burst outwards in response to impact.

What he said all turned out to be true in the end.
Over the span of one year many things changed thanks to Yatas inventions.

Using his new inventions you managed to turn this segment of the otherwise lifeless wasteland into a hidden oasis of some sort.
With the small blue forest constantly growing outward and small log housings spread throughout the forest canopy.
You've even managed to create small household items such as chairs, tables, plates and utensils out of the stuff (each tailored to the various needs of the many different hollows in the encampment).
In time you even managed to cultivate other forms of fruits and vegetables that now brought some form of variety to your diet.

There were two downsides to this however.
-Firstly, many lesser hollows moved in on their own.
These tiny creatures are not even sentient and normally survive the natural ambient reiatsu of Hueco Mundo.
But they probably sensed the heavy concentration of energy in your area and now your forest has some critters in it.

-Secondly, after the constant dumping of large quantity of your mucus in the area a small stream of water erupted from underground.
Over time this spirit particle rich water collected into a small lake with a river leading outward.
The river extends to the very end of the forest and accelerates the rejuvenation of the Forest of Menos.

But for the most part life became much better with these developments.
The hollows around here enjoy the prosperity and the quiet life.
They showed a few times that they are willing to risk their lives to protect their new home.
Unfortunately they retain their barbaric ways to this day, but you start to grow fond of their little moshpits that even you enter from time to time.

Alex also managed to turn into an adjuchas long ago and has grown more fond of you over time.
Pesci acts as the camp cook, with his menu containing various dishes consisting entirely of fruits, vegetables and the occasional hollow meat.

>>47134226
Ours, Aiken simply has the small ambitions of ruling, which will fail. We have the ambition of making reality our bitch in the way of making the afterlife amazing as fuck.

>>47134258
You've unleashed the beast, Spooky! The ride never ends for you!

>>47134283
>Little lizard hollows
gotta love those little buggers

>>47134258
You had to have known we'd build a tree fort.

>>47134283
WE"RE DOING IT! WE"RE MAKING GHOST MEXICO GREAT AGAIN!

>>47134283
>we have babby hollow lizards and a river

How are those downsides?

We could bottle the water, mix in some fruit and vegetable juice and now we have Goop Brand Spirit Juice.

We are the megacorporation.

>>47134283
>Several decades from now Ichigo's party is going to invade Haeuco Mundo
>Its a jungle paradise instead of the wasteland everyone told them about
>"Are we in the right place?"

>>47134366
>Hey, who are you invading our forest?!
>"Ichigo Kur-"
>No we already have the best strawberries around, quite famous here, actually, not interested, go away.

Fuck.

>>47134356
The babbies probably nip at the crops and general be annoying to the farmers.
The RIVER IN THE MIDDLE OF A WASTELAND is a pretty big target on us.

>>47134385
>The babbies probably nip at the crops

Wait. Are the baby lizards going to evolve into full-blown dinosaurs if they do that?

>>47134385
I'm a little surprised Aizen hasn't shown up yet.

>>47134385
How has Barragan not noticed this shit yet?

>>47134366
I'm really wondering how shallow barrangans motivations were if Hueco Mundo was previously something resembling a living landscape. If that fruit was something that naturally occurred, then this was a world that could've always supported hollow lifeforms.

There's a lot of implications that makes.

>>47134385
But then we can trick people into eating and drinking our stuff.

>Enjoyed yourself?
>Well I hope you'll come back to enjoy a STEAMING PILE OF ME
>THE WATER IS ME
>THE PLANTS WERE ME
>THE CARPENTRY IS ESPECIALLY ME

>>47134407
To busy being Aizen's bitch, and Aizen sees no reason to interfere against free terraforming.

>>47134411
Baraggan wanted to be the King. Can't be King if your subjects tell you to fuck off because they have better things to do, like farming.

>>47134401
>giant ghost dinosaurs

yes please

>>47134407
He's waiting for it to be up and running nicely so he can swoop in and take over.

>>47134406
He's probably waiting for us to go vasto honestly.

>>47134406
It's still years(decades?) before Aizen tried becoming relevant in Hueco Mundo.

>>47134428
That's hilarious.
>"Here, take a seat. Eat some fruit and veggies, they're good for you."
>"I'm not one for small talk so I'll get straight to the point."
>"Are you enjoying myself?"

>>47134441
>He's waiting for it to be up and running nicely so he can swoop in and take over.

>"Bow to me, your King!" steps on a plant
>Kaizar REEEEEEEs so hard they feel it in the Soul King's Palace

>>47134401
It's a mystery
>>47134406
Depends how much Dordonii snitched on us
>>47134407
Too busy trying to shove his own femur up his bony ass.

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Best thread in a while spooky.

pic fucking related

I guess this is where Aizen got the water for his tea?

I wonder when we're gonna vasto. We've had a bit over a year to eat what soul fruit that's just barely less nutricious than shinigami, train, refine our skills (mucous especially), and fill our hole up ever more with close friends.

>>47134401
Actually the babby hollows might actual be babies and/or animals. I remember Yammy having a pet dog.

Yata usually stays away from everyone as always but occasionally he joins your entourage.
People are willing to ignore his more insane experiments due to how much he contributed to your colony.

Most people view Neliel as the leader of the settlement simply due to her imposing stature and her always calm demeanor, while they view you as the guy who is in charge when she is not available and keeps tending to the forest most of the time.
The people who are familiar with you know however that this is not the case and that you and Neliel are basically equals.
Pesche and Dondochakka are acting as usual, providing much entertainment for people around them.

Alistair is now glad that he sided with you.
He sometimes jokes about how you ate his limbs once, so he is probably starting to get over that.

Other than this not much happened in this year.
Any major threat that appeared got stomped by your army of adjuchas class hollows.

The only thing that sticks out was the first time when you made a tree house.
You were entertaining some passing thoughts and started building one to pass the time.
When you were finished you looked at the empty tree house and started remembering your past again.
Once more your hole started to ache again.
But it all ended when Alex saw your creation and took an interest in it.

"PLEASE!
CAN I HAVE IT KAIZAR?
CAN I? CAN I?"

You simply shrugged after which she dashed in there and simply had a very good time with it.
You smiled and then smothered a single tear that trickled down your cheeks.


But this serenity couldn't last long.
After a few months you could feel something.
Suddenly you felt the very core of your being shaking.
Something started pulling at your very essence and beckoned you to somewhere you almost forgot about.
The human world.

Something must have happened.

Do you go and check it out?
>Yes
>No

>>47134493
Well there goes that plot hole.

>>47134487

We shall rename Hueco Mundo to 4th Reich.

>>47134510
Yes, we mustn't ignore somethig so serious seeming.

>>47134510
>>Yes
Tell Alex where we going first

>>47134510
It's time.

LET US GO, TO MAGNETO!
>Yes

>>47134510
>Yes
IT'S TIME

>>47134510
>Yes
>Give the others a head's up first.

>>47134510
>Yes
Let's see how much things have changed.

>>47134510
>>Yes

>I can't help but feel I am forgetting something... SHIT, THE BOY!

>>47134510
>Yes

>>47133884
>be random shinigami
>see some dumbass hollow with a wooden sword
>it feels weak as fuck with spirit sense
>deicide to attack
>get completely blown outta the water

>>47134559
>tfw you got so excited about miracle goop you legit forgot about Asher

well this is awkward.

>>47134510
By the way, how much has our power improved?

>>47134578
>I'll just cut straight through his sword!
>ow, my arms are bleeding, oh god, I couldn't cut the sword. Fucking OW! Fuck this gay afterlife

>>47134510
>Yes

>>47134510
>Yes

>>47134578
What a time to be dead.

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>tfw I just realized our mucus will let us enter the human world without causing the sort of spiritual ripple that notifies SS of a breach
>tfw that means popping into and out of Hueco Mundo as a long suggested overpowered hit & run tactic in various bleach forums is now legitimately viable

>>47134664
"An E-class hollow just appeared in Germany, sir."
"Okay? Why the fuck are you bothing me about that? It happens all the fucking time."

>>47134664
>we can go and get burgers and franks for everyone now

YES!

>>47134697
>sir its...its..its
>it's the axolotl of legend sir
>the fear eater

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>>47134752
>Hey guys, you want some fruit?

>Writing

>>47134768
It's THE DOOMSDAY

There is something going on in the human world and you can't simply ignore it.
But as a precaution you'll bring your friends along just in case.

"Hey guys I'll..."
But as you look at them their faces are all distorted.
They are filled with fear and confusion at the same time.
You can see some hollows desperately grasping themselves and muttering "so cold" over and over again.
While others are simply looking like they've gone mad.

"So I guess I'm not the only one feeling this."

"No Boss."

"Kaizar I'm afraid."
Alex whimpers as she is hiding behind you.

You can see Yata hurrying towards you flailing wildly.
"You can feel this?"

"Yeah..."

"Neliel, I'll..."
But Neliel is just staring out into nothingness.
She shakes her head a little to clear her thoughts.

"I'm sorry, what did you want?"

"I want to go and check this out.
I'll take Pesci, Alex and Yata with me.
You can stay here and make sure no one has any funny ideas about crossing over."

"R-right."

You gather your friends and go out of the forest before you open the garganta to traverse it.
As you poke the air the fabric of space opens itself before you, you almost feel nostalgic staring into the void.

"Are you sure about this Boss?"

"No..."

But you pass on through anyway.
Your three companions are right behind you as you create a pristine road of reishi in front of you.
Pesci doesn't really seem to be affected but Yata is quite agitated and Alex seems to be a bit disoriented.
You have no idea what's happening on the other side but the first alarms start to ring when you see hollows off in the distance when you look to the sides.

>>47134931
Hm. It's not affecting us?

>>47135044
>Suddenly you felt the very core of your being shaking.

I think it is.

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When you open the exit of the passage you can feel the gentle wind blowing in your face.
It's been so long since you felt any air currents.

But as you step through and start looking you don't even know what to make of this scene.
As far as the eye can see there is only rubble and fire.
This entire area has been decimated somehow.

Actually upon closer inspections you can see thousands of people standing around, almost as confused as you are.
But something is wrong.
Those aren't people!

"Pluses..."
Pesci almost whispers the word.

You've never seen this many in one place before.
Not even in Auschwitz.
But as your brain tries to process the information things actually start to click.

Rubble
Fire
Pluses

Something crosses your mind but it's simply inconcievable.
You try to shake that thought but it just sticks to you.
It can't be, can it?

You fly high above into the air to get a better view.
What you see makes your blood freeze.

Large black scorche marks can be seen in the shape of a circle.
An explosion of such magnitude happened here that you've never seen before.
Someone set off an explosive that was so powerful it destroyed every building in a large vicinity and scorched the very earth black.

After this realization you start shaking.
Everything falls silent.
Your brain is trying to process the amount of destruction that you are seeing.
There is nothing that could have caused this!
But it was a human weapon, there aren't any spirit particles in the air.

You can see Alex and the crew following you.
"Kaizar, are you all right?"

"DON'T COME UP HERE!
ALEX CLOSE YOUR EYES!
THIS IS AN ORDER!"

Alex freezes mid air and closes her eyes after a few seconds of hesitation.

"PESCI TAKE HER BACK HOME!"

"Y-yes Boss..."

>>47135130
Aww sheit.

>>47135130
>we walked in right after a nuke
holy fuck.
also bring the plus's to our forest, it couyld be interesting seeing what happens there and in addition worse comes to worse we just upped our villager count.

>>47135161
That's a terrible idea

>>47135161

Hiroshima/Nagasaki?

Also, captcha just gave me a japanese sign.

>>47135161
Pluses become hollows after time.

>>47135179
yup, this was nuke 1
nuke 2 is coming up.

>>47135161
Lets do it we get more people and there thankfull we saved them from being eaten from random shit-tier hollows.

>>47135193
Fat man and little boy where dropped in different towns Hiroshima and nagasake

>>47135161
It would be an interesting experiment.

>>47135161
>>47135210

We could experiment on plus evolution. Who knows, maybe something interesting will come out of it?

Seal souls with potential into weapons maybe, hehe.

Somewhere there is a psychotic hollow who watched this explosion with glee.

>>47135269
Nah. Especially to that last part.

>>47135269
Or we could feed them or fruits and see what happens.

>>47135269
I like this. But not so much on the sealing souls part, that feels a bit ooc for Kaizar to do to newly made pluses that haven't done anything wrong.

Whereas bringing them away from this place may provide a better fate, or we just nope out and let the shinigami fail to do their job.

Yata flies to your side and starts to ask questions.
"What's the meaning of this?
Why did you..."

Then he looks down.
At first he doesn't know what to make of this.
But after his pupils dilate he starts vomiting profusely.

"W-w-what's this?
Kaizar, what the hell is this?"

"I have no fucking idea."

But as you said that you could feel something.
As if hundreds of lives were extinguished at once.
And then you can see a bright flash off in the distance.

"I-it can't be..."
Yata mumbles.

The two of you make your way towards the explosion and what you see stuns you.
The exact same image you saw before can be seen here.

"It was a fucking bomb..."
Yata is clenching his fist so hard you can see it bleeding.
"This place is Nippon.
I just feel it in my bones.
I've lived here my whole life and now this happened to it."
As he is gritting his teeth you can hear them creaking.
He screams filled with anger and then starts to cry.
"K-kaizar, I don't wanna be here anymore."

"It's okay, go ahead.
I'll follow you shortly."
You put a hand on his shoulder and give him a nod.

He opens up the garganta and passes through.
Meanwhile you just sit down and stare for a while.

You can see the pluses emerging, most of them are either sleeping or don't even realize they died.
On queue you can see the large black cracks on the fabric of space appear.
Dozens of gateways open from Hueco Mundo and all kinds of hollows start pouring out of them.
Their bestial screams fill the silent night.
You can even see some menos class hollows show up but most of them are smart enough to leave immediately.
It's only a matter of time until the shinigami show up.

You aren't sure about what to do.
>You could kill the blood crazed hollows.
>Mess around with the shinigami.
>Just watch.
>Go and look for Asher, you need to get your mind off of this.
>Just go home.
>Other? (write-in)

>>47135332
>>You could kill the blood crazed hollows.

>>47135161
>Let's bring defenseless ghosts into hollow-land
>Let's put the ghosts among the hollows who are recovering ghost addicts

Are you stupid

>>47135332
>You could kill the blood crazed hollows.
>Mess around with the shinigami.

>>47135332
>>You could kill the blood crazed hollows.
we are the hero the afterlife doesn't deserve.

>>47135332
Herd the pluses to your town.

>>47135332
>You could kill the blood crazed hollows.
PROTECT THE PLUSSES

>>47135332
>>Mess around with the shinigami.
Don't kill the bloodcrazed hollows, we were like them, once upon a time.

>>47135332
>kill/eat all the hollows
>then find asher he needs us

>>47135332

>Mess around with the shinigami.

Maybe our visored friend will appear.

Also... won't a bunch of hell gates appear as well? I doubt all those souls are pure of sin.

>>47135332
>>You could kill the blood crazed hollows

>>47135360
it was a thought, just an idea for an experiment of if we feed plus's fruits and stuff would they stay pluses, go hollow or something entirely different.

>>47135332
>Just go home.
If we stick around at all, we're gonna get ganged up on by both hollows and shinigami. Nothing left to do here really.

>>47135377

That, and I doubt Neliel would approve us of killing our own kind.

>>47135332
>You could kill the blood crazed hollows.

>>47135332
>>Go and look for Asher, you need to get your mind off of this.

>>47135332
If these are -those- bombs then the timing is awfully close for a three day gap between the first and the second, spooky. But I'll forgive you!

>You could kill the blood crazed hollows.

>>47135332
>Just watch.
Asher is too far away from freaking japan.

>>47135332
>Go and look for Asher, you need to get your mind off of this.

>>47135425
keep in mind you can basically "teleport" with the garganta

>>47135332
>>You could kill the blood crazed hollows.

Killing hollows win

>Writing

In the meantime decide if you want to look for Asher afterwards.

>>47135656
Alright.

>Find Asher after killing hollows
>Don't find Asher after killing hollows

make yur votes known people

>>47135656
Yeah, sure.

>>47135656
Well we're here already, might as well make sure he wasn't involved in any of this shit.

Wonder if he could eat the ghost fruit.

>>47135656

Let's meet him. See how he does after a whole year and more.

>>47135674
>>47135674
Find Asher.

>>47135674
>>47135656
we should probably find asher after that, this shit is terrible and we personally don't know the who, what, where when or why of how the fuck humanity got this destructive.

>>47135674
>>Find Asher after killing hollows

>>47135707
Pretty sure he'd still be in Europe, would take forever

>>47135674
>Find Asher after killing hollows

>>47135762
We just have to jump to Hueco then jump back out over there.

>>47135656
>Hunt for Asher yes.

You did pretty good at writing out shock, Be fucking priceless if it was Germany dropping the bombs this time tho.

>>47135762
Nah, more likely in america, though watch he'll be somewhere weird like sweden or africa

Actually here is a question, You guys think Hitler will become a hollow? Or just go right to hell?

>>47135858
As far as I am aware people who die go into the cycle of reincarnation, only hollows who did bad shit and were unrepentant in life go to hell.

But I dunno, mang.

>>47135858
Given his involvement in causing the camps and beginning a world war I'd imagine the shiggydiggies had someone watching him for the exact moment he dies so they can send him straight to hell.

>>47135858

Hell. To become a hollow there has to be something chaining you to the world, some unfinished business or desire you would want to see completed. He pussed out like a bitch and ate a bullet, there was nothing on earth left to make him stay long enough to become a hollow. If there was he would have died either fighting or running for his life.

>>47135858
I imagine there was a team of shinigami hanging around him, just waiting for him to croak. The moment he did bam, straight to hell one way or another.

>>47135909
If only I could art I'd give you a roomful of japanese death gods looking sourly at a hitler contemplating a gun on his home office desk.

>>47135887
>>47135898
>>47135899
>>47135909
Is it wrong if I want Hitler to end up joining our group as like a tiny hollow Lizard? Like an adorable pet or something?

RIP hitler, if the bombs have fallen your days are done.

>>47135941
>Hitler sits at his desk
>the news hasn't been good on either fronts
>the stars aren't right
>he slowly opens his drawer
>his pistol gleams in the lamplight
>a shinigami leans over his shoulder
>"Do it faggot."

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You squat and wait for the large horde of hollows to descend upon the unsuspecting pluses.
And just as one particularly nasty hollow is about to attack one of the souls you dash in with a sonido and punch his head clean off with an uppercut.

His body slowly disintegrates in front of you as you look down on the plus behind you.
As you exhale your breath can be seen in the cold night.
When you look back up you see the hollows all stopped in place and simply keep screaming at you, taunting you to come closer.

"Hmmm fine."

With the distinct sound of sonido you make your way to the closest hollow and impale him with both hands and rip him cleanly in half.
As you scream filled with rage you can feel your gills flare up and you release a portion of your reiatsu to attract as many of the hollows as possible.
What follows is a deadly display of brutality any warmonger would be proud of.

Each punch you deliver causes your target to explode in a shower of blood and gore, then you simply move on to the next one.
There is no finesse involved in this, you just keep reducing them to a fine red mist with sheer overwhelming power.
When they actually manage to surround you with their sheer numbers and gang up on you, you simply release your reiatsu and watch as they are squashed by the sheer pressure you exert.

But as you keep killing the hollows with your bare hands or a wire made of mucus you can see the garganta opening up and see gillians pour out of it.
With a mountain of corpses under you you scream right back at the army of failed menos and they start marching towards you.

By the time you manage to work off all the rage that built up inside you you can see the sun slowly rising off in the distance.
The first rays of sunshine illuminate a lake of blood filled with the severed bodyparts of countless hollows.
You can still remember the few hollows that you actually drowned in it.

>>47135995
We're going to eat that to get stronger right?

>>47135995
Khorne would be fucking proud.

Good job People, we killed so hard we drowned fuckers in the blood the others left behind.

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>>47135995
>>47136027
Seconding. We drink the soup.

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>>47135995

Savage.

>>47135995
>this is how kaisar went vasto, he ate literally all the hollows who tried to eat the poor fuckers who got nuked.

>>47136027
You have a buffet table waiting for you back home and you want to eat McDonalds?

>>47136088
Yes, and?

>>47136088
Waste not what you kill.

>>47136088
Sometimes a man just wants strange.

>>47136088
huh.

>>47136088
Some times it's good to get nasty.

>>47136088
If it'll increase our strength, sure. I always figured that we were slowing our power growth by not hogging all the food like a jackass.

>>47136088
If we leave it here for other hollows to eat doesn't that just exacerbate what would've originally gone down?

Also, no wasting sustenance.

The real reason is nobody wants to subtract any potential power we can get from fights, regardless of how small that power is.

>>47136088
Somebody ORDERED me McDonalds and set it in front of me, it'd be wasteful not to partake.

>>47136088
Maybe I secretly hope shinigami are/will be watching and want to give Squad 7 some company in the 4th Squad hospital

>>47135993
Kek'ed
>i'm now imagining a Hitler hollow
>it has a swastika mask

We don't really benefit from eating all this weak-hollow soup though?

>>47136168
>Hitler Hollow is literally just a swastika

>he is in constant pain and can't paint

BETTER IDEA!

Gather it all up with our goop, bring it to Hueco for fertilizer!

>>47136206
Sure we do.

Think of the aesthetics!

>>47136206
Waste not, man.

>>47136248
Yes that a good idea

>>47136248
Also good!

Either way we'll find some use for the fuckers.

>>47136247
So, same as it ever was and arguably more likable? Good for him.

>>47136248
This is nice actually

>>47136248

This.

>>47136248
This I can get behind.

>>47136248
Mite be cool

>>47136248
That would be really good for our growth, I think I'll change my mind to this one.

>>47136248
this, completely and utterly this.

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You are breathing quite heavily, not because of exhaustion but because you overexerted yourself a little.
The pluses behind you are all trembling at the sight of such a blood covered monster.

After a few deep breaths and checking for further hollow activity you decide it'd be best to leave for now.
But as you are about to leave you can see strange doorways appear out of thin air.
When they open a lot of shinigami step through the gates.

As the dozens of black robed individuals appear you actually make out a familiar face.
A man with short black hair and a pair of sunglasses is amongst them, the man who fought Heqet back in the day.
He starts to shout to the others.
"WATCH OUT EVERYONE!
THAT'S THE FEAR EATER!"

At these words the other shinigami look at each other, clearly concerned.
But from their ranks a single individual steps forth.

It's a relatively tall and muscular but bald man.
"Hoh?
Is that right Tetsuzaemon?
The one your boys never shut up about?
I'm game!"

The man jumps in front of you with sword in one hand and hilt in the other.
"Yo.
You did this?
Not bad but I've seen better."

You look at the bald man with all the killing intent you can muster.
"Oh really?
How about this?"

You stick your finger into the lake of blood that you are standing in.
In moments strands of your mucus spread through the whole thing.
When you order it to retreat all the clumped up blood and guts are coming with it.
Through your pores the microscopic symbiotes deliver the chunks to each cell in your body.

When you are done you can feel your blood pressure rising.
With each heartbeat the high pressure blood spreads through your body and swells your muscles.
Your white armor turns crimson and from between the openings of your exoskeleton high pressure steam begins to pour out.

"Oh yeah.
Now that's what I'm talking about!
What's your name hollow?"

"Kaizar Soize."

"3rd seat of the 11th division Madrame Ikkaku!"

i imagine spooky is pulling his hair out at this point
>yeah lets eat all the corpses
>"players pls why, micky d's"
>oh wait no lets use it as fuel for our forest expansions
>"..."

It's a fight.
How do you want to handle this?

>Use only fists.
>High dexterity and speed for maximum confusion.
>Mucus based attacks to throw him off guard.
>Long ranged energy projectiles.
>Other? (write-in)

>>47136366
wuut

>>47136372
>Guyz plz
>No we want food
>Wait... we can use it elsewhere
>Guyz staph, you'll be OP for boss fight.

>>47136414
>Use only fist

I CAST FUCKING FIST.

>>47136372
Yes, I was actually pulling out strands of my hair when the page updated after I posted my stuff

Why couldn't you do this sooner?

>>47136414
>High dexterity and speed for maximum confusion.

>>47136414
>>High dexterity and speed for maximum confusion.

>>47136414
>>Use only fists.

Let's break his arms. He'll thank us later when his arms are harder to break after they heal.

>>47136435
:^)

>>47136414
Speed and dexterity.

>>47136414
Use speed to...leave. We only wanted to protect the plusses until shinigami arrived to take them.

>>47136414
>>Use only fists.
Time for a knock down drag-out fight.

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>>47136435

>>47136435
Becuase you touch yourself at night.

>>47136414

>High dexterity and speed for maximum confusion.
Let's start it off light.

>>47136366
>Ikkaku is a 3rd seat

>not yet lieutenant level power

Uh, dude.You've still got a few decades of growing before you can handle an adjuchas.

>>47136414
>>47136366
Y'know, just to fuck with them, we should tell the others to go take care of the pluses before they turn hollow while we fight Ikkaku.

It's what they're going to do anyways, but it'll be funny to see their reaction to us ordering them to.

>>47136517
I seriously hope you are shitposting

>>47136534
>implying his bankai is worth jack or shit.

>>47136534
Spooky, don't worry, not everybody can bleach. It's okay. Please don't go bald.

>>47136551
>Talking shit about Baldy's Bankai
Now I know your shitposting.

>>47136517

Let's not underestimate.

Spooky may have spoopy things planned for him.

>>47136414
>Mucus based attacks to throw him off guard

>>47136534
>he says as Ikkaku was beaten by Ichigo when Ichigo couldn't even touch a captain, and that is at least forty years of training away from now

pls

>>47136414
>High dexterity and speed for maximum confusion.

>>47136637
Ikkakus' entire schtick is that he holds back so he can fight at the same level as his opponents. Whether he wins or loses it doesn't matter to him as long as they were on equal footing.

Dexterity wins.
>Writing

Start rolling 3d10. first three considered
Dc 10 Crit 20

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>>47136366
>>47136414

Rolled 1, 4, 8 = 13 (3d10)

>>47136740

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>>47136366
I don't regret eating them at all

Rolled 4, 5, 6 = 15 (3d10)

>>47136740

>>47136740
BALDY NO

Rolled 10, 3, 7 = 20 (3d10)

>>47136740

>>47136740
Rollan'

Rolled 1, 7, 9 = 17 (3d10)

>>47136740

Keep in mind that so long as any of these guys leave alive then whatever way we fight becomes collated data for Soul Society to use against us later.

Rolled 6, 1, 10 = 17 (3d10)

>>47136740
chain punch, flip kick into tail whap

>>47136775
God damn it sleepy, Your lucky I fucked up my roll.

How the fuck did I forget too put 'dice 3d10'

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>>47136775
Pure rape.

>>47136775

Crit!

>>47136775
...It's actually you're fault this time!
And it's good that it's you're fault this time!

>>47136775
YES! I'M BACK BITCHES
!>>47136801
>>47136803
>>47136805
>>47136809
Love ya guys too.

I hope we didn't murder all the Shinigami here... We still need 'em to get rid of the Pluses.

>>47136856
So, we crush Ikkaku and then Zaraki comes to check us out.

Good times.

>>47136882
>Zaraki tries to fight us
>Just gooped to no end

>>47136904
>Its in EVERYTHING!!!!

>>47136904
>"Ugh! This is just like Shinsui's magazines!"

We should take this guy's sword too

>>47136876
>tfw Kaizar is yelling at the shinigami to take care of the little blue bastards and all of then just stare at him

>>47136951
>implying shunsui couldn't get all the pussy

Well, if it weren't for Nanao keeping him under wraps all the time.

>>47136959
I wonder what our goo could restructure a zanpakto into

>>47136994

He's too goofy to get it, I think.

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>>47136974

>A hollow is telling shinigami to do their job

>>47136959
Nah, that's just plain rude. Plus we don't want a sword spirit getting uppity at us and begging again. Kaizars a big softie when it comes to loyalty.

>>47137010
>tfw*

>>47137012
did we ever get an update on the sword and guy we stole from?

>>47137040

Other than what's on ask.fm, don't think so. But he's alive and kicking, learning how to visored.

>>47137009
Have you seen his face, though?

His chest hair?

He could get mad bitches who don't stick around because he's a goof. Still a great guy, but a goof.

Ukitake, on the other hand, has bitches throwing themselves at him begging but he has to politely tell them off.

>>47137040
Last we heard he was making GAINZ is SS and his sword is miffed that we pumped our "hollow energy" inter her.

"Come on!"
The bald shinigami charges you.
With his left hand he swings his sword at you in an upwards motion.
But as he is attacking you you dodge out of the way.
Well, dodge might be the wrong word.

You explode upwards with such a burst of speed that before reaching your destination of a couple hundred meters you pass through the sound barrier three times.
Normally this wouldn't happen as sonido is not regular movement and doesn't create such bursts of speed.
But this time you didn't use sonido and the resulting movement had so much energy it was like firing a shell from a cannon.

Your adversary quickly follows you.
Well, to your currently heightened perception it's more sluggish really.

"Oy, what was that?
Do you know what "warming up" or "holding back" is?"
He asks with an annoyed look on his face.

"I'm sorry.
This is the first time I did this so I can't really control it."
You look into your open palm as you say that then start clenching your fist.
You can practically feel the explosive power within your body.

"Well, shit.
Guess I can't hold back either."
He puts together his sword with the hilt and screams.
"Grow Hōzukimaru!"
After saying those words his sword transforms into a spear with a wooden shaft.

He rushes you once more but his speed didn't improve at all, so you dodge his attacks again.
But as he keeps poking you again and again he suddenly starts to grin.
"Gotcha!
Now SPLIT!"

The spear that dashed past you suddenly reveals two chains that connect the three segments of the spear together.
With a sickle like motion the spears blade is coming at you from the side.

This time there is no way out of it, you have to use sonido to get to safety.
But as you teleport backwards your assailant follows you with a technique quite similar to sonido.
His spear hits you straight in the chest.

"Looks like I got you good!"
But as he tries to pull out the spear it gets stuck.
"What?"

"Fata Morgana."
You appear next to him and chop his spear in half.

>>47137101
>"Grow Hōzukimaru!"

Oh sweet fucking Christ.

>>47137078
>his sword is miffed that we pumped our "hollow energy" inter her.

>"K-Kaizar! Stop! If you push any more reiatsu into me I'll-!"

>"And that's how babby Asauchi are made!"
>Alex: "I think I'm gonna be sick..."

And that'll be the last post for today.
I'd keep going but I'm starting to get a headache.

I'll archive the thread now, get some refreshments and get to updating the pastebins

>>47137101
"Grow Hōzukimaru!"
OH GOD HE'S SPEAKING IN TONGUES

>>47137101
>Hōzukimaru!
I need a minute to figure out how that's pronounced.
Go on without me.

>>47137130
Noooo

>>47137130
Take care Spook and thanks for the run!

>>47137130

Thanks for the run, Spooky. Awesome-tier shit as always.

Any updates on social links?

>>47137130
Thanks for the thread m80

>>47137123
>>47137132
>>47137157
Fucking christ.

I swear to god the one time stupid moon rune letters don't translate when I post in 4chan

It's Hōzukimaru

>>47137130

Thanks for the run Spooky!

you cheeky shit, stop ending on cliff hangers ;-; or i'll molest alex

>>47137060

Have you seen his personality, though?

>>47137157
Hand-*dunno how to pronounce this*-*pause*-zukimaru

>>47137188
no

: ^)

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>>47137188
>spoiler

>>47137009
>>47137060
He abstains because of his tragic past with his brother's wife.

>>47137187
Nuu...im sticking with my one
>>47137205

>>47137188
you know what happened to the last thing that tried that, right?

>>47137130
Thanks Spooky!

>-Asato Junichi
>Thanks to his relentless training he actually was promoted to fifth seat. Many of his peers think he is less of a madman now for training so much.
Eyyyy there ya go.

>>47137405
I just wonder when his zanpakto is going to ask to see us again.

Just to kill us, of course. That's the reason she wants to confront Kaizar. Yeah, totally.

>>47137405
Can you link all the pastebins

>>47137477
>I want to purge him so much!
>I want to cut his arms and legs off!
>I want too keep him close as I stab him over and over!
>I want to feel his breath on my face as I poke him!
>I want to hold him close as he..

>>47137510

Char: http://pastebin.com/HreBR2Bu
Social: http://pastebin.com/7BaeUVGW

>>47137510
That was the only update I could find. not much point if you've seen them before.
Here they are anyway I guess:
http://pastebin.com/7BaeUVGW
http://pastebin.com/HreBR2Bu

>>47137550
I'm only going to start updating it now.

Don't worry, I'll give plenty of stuff now.