>>47124044
>Tell them to stand down. There is always honor between Fletchers!

>>47124044
>>Pirates play dirty. So do we!
yar har fiddle de dee

>>47124044
>>Pirates play dirty. So do we!

>>47124044
>>Other
We go for honor... but have the others ready to start playing dirty if Kidd so much as THINKS of doing something unfair.

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>>47124044
>Tell them to stand down. There is always honor between Fletchers!
Live, from /tg/, it's FRIDAY NIGHT
This week, salt abounds as Tanaka manages to launch yet another buggy event, and the WoWS devteam manages to launch a bugged as hell update. Good work all around, top notch coding on display folks
>doesn't matter, got Kashima

>>47124044
>>Tell them to stand down. There is always honor between Fletchers!

>>47124044
>Pirates play dirty. So do we!

>>47124044
>>Pirates play dirty. So do we!

>>47124044
>Tell them to stand down. There is always honor between Fletchers!

>>Pirates play dirty. So do we!

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>>47124044
>Pirates play dirty. So do we!

We should send a gift to Woel one of these days. Just mail it to Mary.

>>47124044
>Pirates play dirty. So do we!

>>47124044
>>Pirates play dirty. So do we!

>>47124179
That's a nice idea.Gotta be careful though.

>>47124086
She's a good girl.

>>47124179
...why are we sending Woel Left Shark?

>>47124044
>Tell them to stand down. There is always honor between Fletchers!

>>Pirates play dirty. So do we!

>>47124423
>get Woel left shark costume
>she now goes on missions wearing it
>everyone knows its her, but it is far too awkward to do anything about it
Why isn't this a thing yet?

>>47124423
Because we have Right Shark
We need to match.

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>>47124044
"Well, pirates play dirty, so we should, too!" You grin.

"She's just one ship. I think all three of us can take her." Haida nods.

"OR, Hoel can just distract her while you and me go inside and extract the others." Portland points out. "Fletchers are pretty easy to distract in general."

"Hey!" You glower. "We are not!"

"Uh uh, sure." Portland rolls her eyes. "So you want us to help you out or not?"

>You can handle Kidd on your own.
>DOGPILE!
>Other

>>47124633
>>You can handle Kidd on your own.

>>47124633
>>You can handle Kidd on your own.
Pfft, bat meet pirate, pirate meet BAT

>>47124633
>>You can handle Kidd on your own.
Go get the kiddies

>>47124600
>>47124609
>Woel becomes a shark themed superhero

>>47124633

>You can handle Kidd on your own.

>>47124633
>>You can handle Kidd on your own.

>>47124633
>You can handle Kidd on your own.
This is silly and dumb. Let's do it.

>>47124633
>You can handle Kidd on your own.
You're pretty good!

>>47124633
>You can handle Kidd on your own.

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>>47124633
"Eh, I can handle her. You go find Anna and the others!" You tell her.

"All right, just be careful." Portland eyes Kidd cautiously. "I'm not sure if she's going to pull her punches."

"And neither will I!" You chortle.

"Figures." Portland sighs.

"Quit yer yabberin' and fight me already, ye scallywags!" Kidd barks as she leaps from the top of the lighthouse, landing on the water below with a loud SPLASH, sending water and ocean spay everywhere as her Rig materializes.

You immediately note the battle damage on it. She had obviously been in a few scraps, and seeing as how she was operating independently, hasn't had the opportunity to get the stuff really fixed beyond what her fairy crew was capable of on their own. You also noted an extremely crude representation of the Jolly Roger haphazardly "painted" on the sides of her Rig.

"Go now!" You bark as you charge right at Kidd, swinging your bat.

Kidd sees the attacking coming clear as day and raises her cutlass in a guard position, stopping your swing with a loud CLANG.

"Eheh, ya got some fire ye blood!" Kidd grins.

"And you got a serious problem in your head thinking you can win against me!" You grin back.

And as if one cue, you can hear the distant rumble of thunder as your radar starts picking up dense rainclouds gathering above...

>FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>Try to talk Kidd down.
>Other

>>47124856
>>FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Keep using pirate words!

>>47124856
>FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
WE WILL TALK THROUGH OUR FISTS

>>47124856
>FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Channel the Sturmfuhrer!

>>47124856
>FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>>47124856

>FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
CROSS COUNTER!!!!

Or go dempsey roll and counter punch

>>47124856

>FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>>47124856
>>FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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>>47124657
>one of her rogue's gallery is a leader of a biker gang who "kinda" likes her. And they're all GORGEOUS.

>>47124947
I like the guy on the far left.

He looks like one of those prissy artsy guys that would be great to punch in the face once to seem them go all bitchy. With a high possibility of being able to wreck your shit but still...

>>47124856
>>FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>>47124856
>FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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>>47124856
Yeah, you were definitely making a fight of this. There was no way you couldn't! As your bat ground against Kidd's cutlass, you wondered how to have things progress...

>RULES OF NATURE
>PUNCH AND KICK WITH YOUR HANDS AND YOUR FEET
>Other

>>47125078
>RULES OF NATURE

>>47125078
>>RULES OF NATURE

>>47125078
>Other
Taunt and quip.
"You fight like a transport ship!"

>>47125078
>>Other
Start a conversation, maybe let her know that this is a poor use of her talents.

>>47125104
>"You fight like a transport ship!"
Hey now don't say things you can't take back

>>47125078
>>RULES OF NATURE

>>47125078
>RULES OF NATURE

>>47125078
>RULES OF NATURE

>>47125078
>Other
Once she pulls out her sword, we pull out our turrets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_Ds2ytz4o

>>47125078
>RULES OF NATURE

>>47125078
>RULES OF NATURE

>>47125078
>RULES OF NATURE

>>47125078
>>RULES OF NATURE

>>47125078
>>RULES OF NATURE

You can't put this here and not have me vote for it.

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>>47125078
With one grunt, Kidd pushes with her arms, shoving you back and creating some distance between the two of you again. It's starting to shower a bit now, with drops of rain bouncing off your head and Rig. Kidd starts sailing around in a circle, as if measuring you.

>Be aggressive. Force her to respond to you.
>Be defensive. Wait for her to make a mistake.
>Other

>>47125252
>>Be defensive. Wait for her to make a mistake.

>>47125252
>>Be defensive. Wait for her to make a mistake.

>>47125252
>>Be aggressive. Force her to respond to you.

>>47125252
>>Other
Bravely run away and get her away from the tower. Taunt! She'll chase!

>>47125252
>>Be aggressive. Force her to respond to you.

>>47125252
>>Be defensive. Wait for her to make a mistake.
>>Other
>Taunt her into coming at you

Maybe we should summon the 2nd bat for intense dual wielding fury.

>>47125252
>Be aggressive. Force her to respond to you.

>>47125252
>Be defensive. Wait for her to make a mistake.

>>47125252
>Be aggressive. Force her to respond to you.

>>47125252
>>Be aggressive. Force her to respond to you.
We're a DESTROYER. We don't DO defense because our hull plating is so thin you can penetrate it with a .45!

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>>47125252
"Ready or not!" You cry with a bloodthirsty grin as you descend upon Kidd, bat raised...

>Roll 1d20

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>>47125431

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>47125431

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>47125431

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>47125431

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>47125431

>>47125431
>>47125449
>>47125450
Nice rolls.

>>47125431
>>47125449
>>47125450
>>47125453
Kidd loses, HARD!

>>47125460
Glad you were late.

>>47125470
>Nothing personal, Kidd.

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>>47125431
Kidd attempts to parry your blow, going into a high guard, but you're in fact feinting, pull your bat back and instead transitioning into a forward thrust, plowing the blunt end of your bat right into Kidd's exposed stomach. You can see her one eye widen in surprise as the air is literally pushed out of her body. She quickly reverses to regain distance...

>Press the attack!
>Back off, you're open to counterattack!
>Other

>>47125564
>>Press the attack!

>>47125564
>Press the attack!

>>47125564
>>Press the attack!

>>47125564
>>Press the attack!

>>47125564
>Press the attack!

>>47125564
>Press the attack!
Keep up the pressure, and she'll make more mistakes!

>>47125564
>Press the attack!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE JOLLY ROGER

>>47125619

OIL IN THE ENGINES! NO BACKING OUT NOW! FULL STEAM TO DAVY JONES' LOCKER!

>>47125564
>Press the attack!

>>47125564
>Other
Look shocked over her shoulder then body check her

>>47125564
>Press the attack!

Rolled 15, 7, 17 + 1 = 40 (3d20 + 1)

>>47125564
No way you were going to let Kidd back off to catch her breath. Your boilers were already alight and you increase forward speed to keep pace with her retreat.

"Ahahahaha, getting away ain't gonna be that easy!" You cackle as you wipe rain from your eyes.

"Who said I'm runnin'!" Kidd yells back. "I'm, I'm just temporarily movin' back! That's all!"

Suuuuure...

>Roll 1d20

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>>47125698

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>47125698

>>47125645
>body check
>not pick her up and throw her over our shoulder
>when she struggles, tell her that we're not fighting her until we're both in top condition
>then haul her ass back to base and throw her in the dock

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>47125698

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>47125698
OIL FOR THE OIL GOD

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>47125698

>>47125727
STERNS FOR THE STERN THRONE

>>47125727
Bauxite for the bauxite throne

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>>47125749
>>47125727
>>47125721
Fancy that.

At least it ain't 1, 1, 1

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>>47125758
>Bauxite Queen
FTFY

>>47125721
>>47125727
>>47125749
This has a 0.0125% chance of occuring

>>47125797
so what eldritch abomination did we summon then?

>>47125797
Which is only a tad more likely then a shiny pokemon appearing

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>>47125797
Essentially 1 in 8000.

And we blew it on a minor fight.

>>47125828

Square root tells me 4. 4 is death. WE HAVE BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF ABYSS ASSHOLES!

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>>47125841
>>47125836
>>47125828
A wild Lapras appeared! What do you do?

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>>47125698
You close the distance and swing away with your bat, but Kidd quickly and deftly parries your new set of attacks, knocking your bat away every time as you try to hit her.

"Aha, not so tough now, eh, ya scallywag?!" Kidd cackles as she starts taking the initiative, slashing at you with a flurry of cutlass swings.

>Bah, you can totally block them!
>You really should back off a bit!
>Other

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>>47125828
We summon an abyssal ship. One that will get into a swordfight with Kidd

>>47125883
>Bah, you can totally block them!

>>47125883
>Bah, you can totally block them!

>>47125883
>You really should back off a bit!
>You've given up more water than I have you landlubber!

>>47125883
>>Bah, you can totally block them!

>>47125883
>>Other
Oi, Look over there! What's that shiny thing?

>>47125883
>Bah, you can totally block them!

>>47125883
>You really should back off a bit!

>>47125933
>>Other
Pretend give our friends orders: Remember to steal ALL THE GAMES!

>>47125933
>>47125882
Pic related

>>47125883
>Bluff
OMG THE ICE CREAM BARGE IS HERE!

>>47125883
>>Bah, you can totally block them!

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>>47125888
So Hoel's Stand is an Abyssal?

>>47125883
>>Other
Get in close as possible... and suplex her!

>>47125883
>>47126009
SUPPORTAN SUPLEX!

>>47126009
SUPPORTING!
HULKMANIA BROTHER!

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>>47125883
Haha! You can totally block them, right?

Right?

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>47126112
Kidd. What are you doing.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>47126112
nope

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>47126112

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>>47126112
>Rolled 3, 2, 1 = 6 (3d20)

>>47126129
Niceu.

>>47126129
oohhh so slow

>>47126129
You are late!

>>47126140
It's okay. We wrecked her anyway.

>>47126139
>>47126140
>>47126143
You fuckers should haven't posted before me!

>>47126112
You know Kidd, this is why having a dedicated maintenance team is useful.

>>47126112
>>47126174
If she's been out on her own for so long, I'm surprised she's managing to hold herself together without support crews.

Her inside Fairies must be worked to the bone.

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>>47126112
>Rolled 3, 2, 1 = 6 (3d20)

>>47126158
I didn't! Complimenting you was my first post of the night!

>>47126112

She was born a little to SLOW.

One of the fairies better have an eyepatch

>>47126233
Several of them will after this

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>>47126112
Your radar begins pulsing like mad, reading each and every one of Kidd's movements down to the last millimeter. With the data being fed right into your head, you can instantly calculate Kidd's moves and it's almost child's play fending off her slashes, using the minimal amount of movement needed to block her incoming swings.

"Not bad, not bad!" Kidd cackles. "Ye be a much tougher opponent than the last set of landlubbers ta cross me!"

"Hoel, we've secured Anna the others!" Portland's voice buzzes on your radio. "What's your situation!?"

"Uh, going fine, I guess." You say as you casually bat away another one of Kidd's attempted sword swings. "How are Anna and the others doing? They're not hurt, are they?"

"No, they're perfectly fine, it's just..." You can hear Portland loudly sigh in exasperation. "Just... just get in here when you're done, okay?"

"Sure thing, Sweet Pea." You nod as you parry another ill aimed slash.

>Better tell Kidd the fun's over.
>Fight till the end!
>Other

>>47126256
>Better tell Kidd the fun's over.

>>47126256
>Fight till the end!

>>47126256
>>Better tell Kidd the fun's over.

>>47126256
>Fight till the end!

>>47126256
>>Better tell Kidd the fun's over.

>>47126256
>Fight till the end!
TIME TO FINISH THIS!

>>47126256
>Fight till the end!
Or until Kidd gets tired. That sugar rush has got to run out some time.

>>47126256
>>Fight till the end!

>>47126256
>>Other
They're eating ice cream! I'm going to getsome!

Go in and while casually ducking Kidd's blows

>>47126256
>>Better tell Kidd the fun's over.

>>47126256
>Fight till the end!

>>47126256
>Better tell Kidd the fun's over.

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>>47126256
Well, you weren't one to let a perfectly good fight end prematurely! You were gonna FINISH HER.

Nonlethally, of course.

"Yappin' to ya compatriots! It won't matter, my crew will take care of 'em!" Kidd cackles. "Fiercest lasses of the sea, they are!"

Huh, Portland didn't mention anything like that...

"Now avast, ye scurvy dog!" Kidd laughs proudly as she renews her attacks.

>Roll 1d20

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>>47126457
Goddamn Kidd's unlucky

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>47126457

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>47126457

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>47126457

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>47126457

>>47126457
..Honey. Just stop. You're bad at this.

>>47126553
Well, she is a chuuni like another shipgirl...

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>>47126457
Again, you easily bat away Kidd's attacks, which you start to become much slower and sluggish. You didn't even need your radar to tell you that. Even through the darkness and the rain, Kidd was clearly running out of breath, her posture hunched and low. Yeah, her face was still happy and confident, but you figured that was more than a of fronting.

And then it hit you. Out here, all alone, Kidd didn't have the luxury of easily accessible repair facilities or experts like Shen to keep her maintained. Sure, a shipgirl could eventually replenish and repair herself on her own, but that shit took time, as well as lots of food and rest. From what you figured, Kidd was still attempting a constant rate of operation, and the effects were beginning to show.

"What's a matter ye galley pig!?" Kidd calls out, noticing your hesitation. "Ye too scared to attack?"

>Humor Kidd a bit more.
>End it now.
>Try to talk down Kidd.
>Other

>>47126577
>>Humor Kidd a bit more.

>>47126577
>>Try to talk down Kidd.

We really should get going. There could be Abyss about.

>>47126577
>>Try to talk down Kidd.
Wanna get some icecream? I want Icecream

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>>47126577
>>Try to talk down Kidd.

>>47126562
Then we should send her to meet a successful pirate boat

>>47126577
>Humor Kidd a bit more.
She's gonna fall asleep then we can just carry her home.

>>47126577
>Try to talk down Kidd.

>>47126577
>>Other
Hug her.

>>47126577
>>Try to talk down Kidd.
Come with us little girl... we have candy and videogames back at our base (let's see if Kidd rolls low on her perception check)

>>47126577
>Try to talk down Kidd.

>>47126577
>Try to talk down Kidd.

>>47126577
>>Try to talk down Kidd.

>>47126577
>Hug her

>>47126577
>>Try to talk down Kidd.

I say we bribe her with food, and a nice place to sleep.

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>>47126577
You knew you couldn't draw this out any longer. With the poor state Kidd's Rig seemed to be in, any further battle wouldn't just be downright dangerous, but outright reckless. You'd rather end this without causing any serious damage to Kidd.

"Hey, Kidd." You call out to your little adversary. "Is this really what you want?"

"Huh?" Kidd blinks. "What ye be talkin' about?"

"You're not going to win this fight. We both know that." You explain to her. "How about we just call it a draw for now?"

Kidd is silent for a moment.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>47126766

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>47126766
diplomacy?

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>47126766

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>47126766

>>47126774
DIPLOMACY!

>>47126774
Good job!

Aw I was hoping Kidd is attached to the old people and don't want to leave (the clam chowder). Curse you dice rolls!

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>>47126766
"Ha! What are ye talkin' about!?" Kidd gives another laugh, though it sounds a bit more hollow now. She then points her cutlass at you, raindrops clattering off of the steel blade. "We be fightin' to the bitter end, we are!"

"Look, Kidd, I'm just as excited for fight as you are, but fighting against you in your current state is like kicking a blind puppy." You frown as you holster your bat and sail forward slowly.

"H-hey, stay back! Ye hear me! I'll skewer ye like a pig!" Kidd warns, her cutlass now wavering in her grip.

"Come on, we both know that's not going to hurt me. We're made of goddamn metal, after all." You reach a hand out to her. "So how about we get out of this damn rain and get some ice cream, or something?"

Kidd starts mumbling and grumbling something under her breath before lowering her cutlass.

"All right! I'll spare ye worthless life for now, ye bilge swiller!" Kidd laughs heartily.

Jeez, where the hell does she come up with these insults?

"Ya just need to be followin' me and-" Kidd is interrupted as she stumbles a bit in the now heavy seas.

>Let Kidd lead.
>Better give her a little "help".
>Other

>>47126946
>>Better give her a little "help".

>>47126946
>>Better give her a little "help".

>>47126946
>Other
Take her back to the old people, they can take care of her

>>47126946
>Better give her a little "help".

>>47126946
>>Better give her a little "help".
I'd say grope her, but we need to be faithful to Anna.

>>47126946
>>Better give her a little "help".

INB4 Kidd calls Hoel sis, which gets the triplets to do it too and Portland never lets it go so long as we call her sweet pea

>>47126946
>>Better give her a little "help".

>>47126946
>>Better give her a little "help".

>>47126975
>I'd say grope her, but we need to be faithful to Anna.
Grope what? She got nothing.

>>47127011
i want to say groping her feels kinda incest, but that work too.

>>47126980
But Anon, they actually are our sisters.

>>47126980
That's a good thing though.

ok guys, which shipgirl is the new Niko?

>>47126946
>Better give her a little "help".
PRINCESS CARRY

>>47126975
We really should give a gift for Anna again. After all, she's the one letting us talk to Woel.

Let's take her out to a movie... but please don't make it a French one.

>>47127086
We should just buy her whatever the thing is that prevents overheating when lewds happen. We will need it later on in the relationship.

>>47126946
>>Better give her a little "help".
No homo right?

Does Kidd even recognize Hoel?

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>>47127064
We don't have a ninja/fake punk/Asian yet as far as I recall

Closest thing is Haida maybe

>>47127148
I mean someone who is suppose to be (relatively) important but has absolutely no screen time.

>>47127148
Please, we're in north america.

We need a white black person who does rap or something.

>>47127178
>(relatively) important but has absolutely no screen time

San Francisco. Alaska. Midway. Hornet. Portland. Maybe Iowa.

Curse you character bloat!

>>47127266
>Alaska
ATLANTA

FUCKING DAMN IT

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>>47126946
"Here, let me help ya out." You say as you pick up Kidd and haul her over your shoulder like a sack of flour. A sack of really wet, heavy flour.

"Christ, the fuck have you been eating?" You groan. "Not even Luce, Wren, and Daly are this heavy!"

"H-hey! Let me down, ye blaggard!" Kidd's legs kick in the air ineffectually. "You'll be regretting this!"

"Nah, I don't think so." You shake your head as you finally reach the shoreline at the foot of the lighthouse. "You know who I am, right?"

"Course!" Kidd snaps. "Big Sis Hoel! The hero of Samar! None of us could forget you!"

"And you picked a fight with me knowing that?" You chuckle. "Pretty brave of you."

"Well of course! You can't get good if ye don't fight an opponent of greater or equal value, right?! It be the greatest form of flattery!"

"I guess you have a point there." You finally reach the door to the lighthouse and set Kidd down. "Now, you promise to behave?"

"Fiiiiiiiiiine." Kidd says glumly.

"Good." You nod as you knock on the door. "Because as bad as I may be, you do NOT want to get on Portland's bad side. Trust me."

"What bad side?" Portland glowers as she opens the door.

"That side you show to destroyers when they misbehave!" You chuckle as you hook an arm around Portland's shoulders in a half-hug.

(cont)

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>>47127309
>ATLANTA
I mean San Diego.

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>>47127319

"Wait a minute!" Kidd pales. "How come me crew haven't skewered ye two harbor hogs!?"

"Your 'crew?'" Portland raises an eyebrow and points to Luce, Wren, and Daly, all cowering in the corner as if they were on time out. "They're part of OUR fleet before you lured them away into your... your.... CRIMINAL GANG."

"Now, that's a bit harsh..." You frown. "It's not like Kidd did anything BAD."

"You know what they were doing when we found them!?" Portland's eyes blazed with righteous fury.

"What?"

"THEY WERE PLAYING CALL OF DUTY!" Portland roars.

"So? I play that all the time." You shrug.

"NOT DURING MISSIONS!"

"Well, technically they weren't on mission. They were captured." You point out.

"They willingly joined her when she offered them ice cream!" Portland snaps. "And they tied up Anna when she protested!"

>So? I would've done the same thing.
>Well, that IS going a little overboard...
>Other

>>47127333
>>Other
"Uh. I don't know Anna into that kind of thing.."

>>47127333
>So? I would've done the same thing.
Especially the tying up Anna part~

>>47127333
>>Other
.... So... What type of knots did they use on Anna (inquiringminds want to know)

>>47127333
>>So? I would've done the same thing.
But Girls only I can tie up Anna

>>47127333
>>Well, that IS going a little overboard...
NO NOT ANNA!
>>DROP KIDD, ATTEND ANNA.

>>47127333
>>Well, that IS going a little overboard...

>>47127333
>Other
Hey! Only we get tie up Anna!

Man, I'm so late to the party because of Civil War.

>>47127333
>Well, that IS going a little overboard...

>>47127333
>>Well, that IS going a little overboard...
>Give the the Hoel glare of disapproval, never betray your allies, EVER!

>>47127333
>>So? I would've done the same thing for other reasons.

>>47127333
>Awww, I wanted to tie up Anna,

I love how we all immediately jumped on the Anna tied up thing like it was all that mattered. because it is.
>>47127351
Supporting this.

>>47127333
>Well, that IS going a little overboard...

Hey Merc, are you gonna just collapse all the votes about Anna and rope into one option? Seems to have the most interest...

>>47127380
Anna is serious business, her actor should get a raise and her own spinoff.

>>47127333
This: >>47127344

So even if Hoel is joking about the tieing up thing Anna will start looking into it and then the Admiral has to wonder about her search history

>Playing CoD

I swear if they enjoyed Ghosts, they'll have to be properly disciplined.

>>47127422
You know, i think if at this time if CoD still exist then Infinite Warfare turned out to be at least okay.

>>47127421
I don't know. I feel that Anna would enjoy tying up Hoel more than the other way around

>>47127443
Well, they could always have been playing Battlefield 1.

>>47127443
Do you think the new COD is about shipgirls?

>>47127459
Whatever floats her boat.

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>>47127443
>Implying the Call of Duty franchise will ever end

WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE

>>47127459
That makes the search history all the better

>>47127422
>>47127443
>inb4 Kidd likes Advanced Warfare's Exosuits

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>>47127333
All right, so agreeing the Fletchers went overboard seems to be the consensus. Do you also want to include the Anna bullying?

>Y
>N

>>47127488
>>Y

>>47127488
>>Y

>>47127488
>>Y

>>47127488
Y

>>47127488
>>Y
Bully her until the day she turns it around on Hoel

>>47127488
>n
Not in front of the Fletcher's. They must get punished more than Anna. Otherwise they will do it again.

>>47127488
>Y
Duh merc. It only got the most votes.

>>47127488
>>Y

>>47127488
>Y
It's not bullying if she enjoys it.

>>47127488
>Y

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>>47127488
>Y

>>47127466
>Do you think the new COD is about shipgirls?
With Japan, US and British campaign.

>>47127509
>people on imageboards complain about the Multiplayer Meta with noscope torpedoes, and about the lack of diverse maps

>>47127488
>N

>>47127557
git out, goddam contrarians!

>>47127552
Does it at least have realistic fish AI?

>>47127574

No, realistic water AI

>>47127488
>>Y
There better be cuddles to make up for it.

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>>47127572

>>47127574
They'll get out of the way of incoming depth charges, but only after detonation.

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>>47127488
"Well, that IS going a little overboard." You nod as you glare at the Fletchers. "The only person who's allowed to tie up Anna is ME!"

"Hoooooeeeeel!" Anna whines as she's led into the room by Haida. "Don't joke like that!"

"What, it's true!" You nod smugly.

"Ugh." Portland shakes her head.

"Wait, you mean she be your personal cabin girl?" Kidd's one eye blinks.

"Yep." You says imply.

"HOEL!" Anna wails.

"W-well, just to let you know, I be stealin' loot and booty, not purity!" Kidd says, as if she were trying to defend herself.

"Stop iiiiiiiiit!" Anna whines, her antenna twitching wildly.

"Heh, it's good to see you're okay." You pat Anna on the head. "They didn't hurt you or anything, did they?"

"No, they just tied me up and force fed me ice cream for HOURS." Anna groans. "And they took away my phone and headphones so I couldn't call for help!"

"Anna." Portland steps in. "You DO remember that all shipgirls have built in radios, right?"

"Oh yeah!" Anna blinks in recognition and turns red hot. "I uh... completely forgot about that."

"That's our Anna!" You laugh.

(cont)

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>>47127654

"And we could have avoided all this too..." Portland groans.

"Well, it was still a pretty fun experience." Haida smiles. "And we found Kidd here, so it's not all bad."

"Y-you're not gonna punish Kidd, are you?" Luce asks.

"She's really nice! Really!" Wren speaks up as well.

"She's been protecting this coast the whole time!" Daly adds.

"Ugh, this would be the Captain or the Admiral's call, honestly." Portland shakes her head. "But at the very least, we're going to have to take her back to Norfolk with us. I'll call in a transport."

"H-hey, wait!" Kidd sputters. "The people here I be extortin' for protection, they gotta be knowing that the fearsome USS Kidd be sailing for different seas!"

"W-well, I can send a message to everybody on the coast." Anna nods. "It shouldn't be a problem."

"B-but I should tell it to them in person, like any good pirate should!" Kidd insists.

"In this storm?" Haida looks out the window. "Even the RCN would think twice about sending us out in these conditions."

"And in your condition?" Portland doesn't even need to see Kidd's Rig to know she's in ratty condition.

"B-but." Kidd bites her lip.

>Back up Kidd here.
>Portland and Haida are right.
>Other

>>47127659
>Portland and Haida are right.

>>47127659
>Portland and Haida are right.

>>47127659
>>Back up Kidd here.


>W-well, just to let you know, I be stealin' loot and booty, not purity!" Kidd says, as if she were trying to defend herself.

Some Pirate

>>47127659
>Portland and Haida are right

>>47127659
>Portland and Haida are right.
Like how you had that Anna image ready.

>>47127659
>Portland and Haida are right.
But let Kidd write the message.

>>47127659
>Back up Kidd here.

>>47127659
>>Back up Kidd here.

>>47127659
>>Portland and Haida are right.
she can probably visit later.

>>47127659
>>Portland and Haida are right.

>>47127659
>>Back up Kidd here.
Who is a good girl? You are!

>>47127659
>>Portland and Haida are right.

>>47127693
the abyssals will wipe the whole coast clean, they all ded, alllllll deeddddd

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>>47127659
"Sweet Pea and Haida are right." You put a hand on Kidd's shoulder. "Don't worry, we'll be sure to let them know. Hell, you can write the message yourself. How about you work it out with Anna?" You nod to the communication ship.

"W-well, I guess." Kidd nods with a sigh.

"And be sure to write in something PROPER." Portland reminds her. "Crayon won't cut it."

"What's wrong with crayon?" You, Kidd, Luce, Wren, and Daly all ask in unison.

"Oh my god." Portland facepalms and mumbles into her hand.

"I'll keep an eye on them two." Haida says as she opens the door to the next room...

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>47127856
Anyone home?

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>47127856

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>47127856

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>47127856

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>47127856

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>>47127856
Suddenly, a little orange ball flies out the door and right into Portland's face. At first, you think it's some kind of projectile or ball, but closer examination, as well as the loud chirping, indicates that it was a goddamn bird.

"AHHHH, WHAT THE HELL!?" Portland shrieks as the bird starts pecking at the lens of her glasses.

"No! Pepe! Bad bird! Bad bird!" Kidd rushes over and snatches the the bird off of Portland's face. "I'm sorry about that! He's normally really docile!"

"The hell did that bird come from?!" Portland gasps for air.

"Dunno. He came with me, I guess." Kidd shrugs as she sets Pepe onto the top of her hat, where the little bird settles in like it slots in there. It's then that you notice the fucking bird even has its own little pirate hat and eyepatch.

"Wait, you get your own little pet bird!?" You groan, feeling a bit jealous.

"I know!" Wren pouts. "We don't even get anything!"

"Come on, let's get this started already." Haida grunts as she pulls both Anna and Kidd away.

"I-I'll see you later, Hoel!" Anna squeaks before Haida slams the door closed.

"Ugh." Portland groans, clearly wanting to back at base already. "All right Hoel, what do we do with THESE three?"

She points to the three cowering Fletcher sisters, who look at you pleadingly, the last light in the darkness for them.

>Well, they disobeyed orders. They asked for it.
>Fletchers gotta stick together!
>Other

>>47127935
>>Other
Search them invasivelly, Kidd got a bird, you got a bat, these three MUST have something

>>47127935
>Well, they disobeyed orders. They asked for it.
No dessert for 3 days.

>>47127935
>>Well, they disobeyed orders. They asked for it.

>>47127935
>Fletchers gotta stick together!

>>47127935
>>Fletchers gotta stick together!

>>47127935
>Well, they disobeyed orders. They asked for it.

>>47127935
>Other
This is what we have an admiral for. Not our job to punish our sisters, even if they deserve it.

>>47127935
>>Well, they disobeyed orders. They asked for it.
Gotta be the older one here.

>>47127935
>>Well, they disobeyed orders. They asked for it.
You..must...wear ... different hairs styles!
Now with four of you guys, you guys need to diversify from the long ponytails!

>>47127654
Belated but yay new art?

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>>47127982
>They each decide to put on a different theme

>>47127935
>>Fletchers gotta stick together!

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>>47127935
"Well, they disobeyed orders. They asked for it." You shrug.

"I know that, but... ugh." Portland groans. "Punishing according to the book seems a bit... harsh. Even under these circumstances."

"Oh? OH?" You elbow Portland in the side playfully. "Is what I'm hearing true? The mighty and straight laced Sweet Pea actually going soft?"

"Shut up." Portland's cheeks redden a bit. "Non-judicial punishment is a perfectly legitimate course of action. I just don't want to trouble the Admiral with ANOTHER potential time bomb on his plate. It's not like you want to see them officially punished either, right?"

"I guess not." You sigh as you look to the Fletchers, who all give you pleading expressions.

>All right, we'll give this NJP thingie a try.
>I still think the Admiral would know best.
>Other

>>47128148
>>All right, we'll give this NJP thingie a try.

>>47128148
>>All right, we'll give this NJP thingie a try.

>>47128148
>All right, we'll give this NJP thingie a try.

>>47128148
>>All right, we'll give this NJP thingie a try.

>>47128148
>All right, we'll give this NJP thingie a try.

>>47128148
>All right, we'll give this NJP thingie a try.

>>47128148
>>All right, we'll give this NJP thingie a try.

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>>47128148
>>All right, we'll give this NJP thingie a try.
NINJA PUNCH!

>>47128148
>All right, we'll give this NJP thingie a try.

Next time, the admiral will be involved.

>>47128148
>All right, we'll give this NJP thingie a try.
You guys....are to make a COD game that doesn't suck and cost a battleship.

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>>47128148
"Okay, let's give this NJP thingie a try." You grunt. "What do you think we should do?"

"Well, I have an idea." Portland looks around the dingy looking living quarters. "Pretty sure since lighthouses are automated now, nobody's really lived here in decades, but I don't suppose Kidd squatting here improved the conditions. How about a top to bottom cleaning effort?"

"In such a short time?" You frown.

"I doubt the Captain will send extraction until the weather clears up." Portland shrugs. "And it'll give them something to do other than sit on their asses playing video game and eating ice cream."

"AWWWWWWW." The Fletchers groan.

>Sounds like a plan.
>I got a better idea. (specify)
>Other

>>47128272
>>Sounds like a plan.

>>47128272
>>Sounds like a plan.

>>47128272
>Sounds like a plan.

>>47128272
>>Sounds like a plan.

>>47128272
>>Sounds like a plan.
Then Hoel sits on her ass, play videogames all day and eat ice cream.

>>47128272
>>Sounds like a plan.

>>47128272
>Sounds like a plan.

>>47128272
>Sounds like a plan.

>>47128272
>Sounds like a plan.

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>>47128272
"Sounds like a plan." You nod with a grin. "I always wanted to see what mopping up rain looked like."

"That's not a bad idea." Portland grins.

"Nooooooooooooo!" The Fletchers wail.

"This is the future you chose." Portland tuts. "We're probably going to have to hole up here for the night. What are you going to do?"

>I'll keep an eye on the Fletchers.
>I'll stand watch. Can't be too careful.
>I'm gonna sit on my ass and eat ice cream and play video games.
>Other

>>47128376
>I'm gonna sit on my ass and eat ice cream and play video games.
RUB IT IN

>>47128376
>>I'm gonna sit on my ass and eat ice cream and play video games

>>47128376
>>I'm gonna sit on my ass and eat ice cream and play video games.