>>46990592
>>Ask your parents why SHE’s here.

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Rules: Votes are given a 10-15 minute voting period (This is not a hard time limit), the dice used are 3d10s and the occasional d100 both are best of three. I try to add write-ins to the post if they’re applicable to the situation, shitposting write-ins will be ignored unless they are genuinely funny and can be added.

Try to have fun!

>>46990592
>Fly, you fool!
This might be the concentration we need to cloud up.

>>46990592
>Fly, you fool!
RUUUUUUN!

>>46990592
>Fly, you fool!
Get Lady Trish to safety! Hit the red button!

>>46990592
>Fly, you fool!

Alrighty, looks like we're getting the hell out of dodge.

>>46990664
Trish is at home mate, you took her back.

>>46990633
>>46990842
Attempt cloud to flee?

“Nope, not doing this today.” You say to the room, and before anyone can protest, you throw your bag down and head right out the door. You head out quickly enough that you miss anything that your parents or HER said in protest of your swift departure. The houses along the side of the street start to blur as you pick up speed. You’re not sure how long you could’ve stayed in their while she was there, it’s just too annoying and too much trouble. The problem now is, you’re not sure where you’re going or what you’re going to do now.

You could always just loiter around the area around your neighborhood, or you could go to Trish’s house, which is a bit faraway to walk. Not that you need to walk, but the last time you tried the cloud it failed miserably.

>Drift around your neighborhood.

>Go to Trish’s, she probably won’t mind too much.

>Write-in?

>>46991101
>Go to Trish’s, she probably won’t mind too much.

>>46991101
Go visit the mountain troll. See if he knows the witch or might want to meet her. Bring him tea.

>>46991101
>Go to Trish’s, she probably won’t mind too much.

>>46991242
Pretty sure Strike would rather move to Akun before using /qst/.

Remember to report the trolls andm ove on.

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>46991101
>>Go to Trish’s, she probably won’t mind too much.

>>46991101
>>Go to Trish’s, she probably won’t mind too much.
She might be able to help us cloud

Alrighty,

>Attempt Cloud?
>Nah

>>46991388
>Attempt Cloud

>>46991388
>Nah
Guys we don't want to be fucking seen, It's a goddamned suburb.

>>46991427
Fly fast and fly high nigga

>>46991388
>Nah

>>46991388
I want to fly again so badly butthen again its the afternoon and people will be coming home from work.... soooooooo

>Nah

>>46991388
>Attempt Cloud

Closing and counting.

Looks like we're walking, writing.

>>46991668
But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the oni who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door!

>>46991691
It's not a mistake.

>>46991691
Definitely not a mistake, That "Board" is though.

I have a burning desire fellows. A desire for song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euUUnl0H80M&index=246&list=PL9B8C3559EE36372A

share whatchu got!

You decide against using the cloud to get to Trish’s, it may be dark out but daylight savings time has made sure that it is still visible.

Ah, what the hell? You turn it into a light jog, cardio is never a bad thing. Once you get out of your neighborhood you start picking up the pace. You haven’t been able to cut lose in a while, and no one is going to bother paying attention to someone running. You steady your breathing like you were taught in middle school PE.
In

Out

In

Out

Heh, it’s kind of funny, it’s almost the same kind of breathing pattern that you get when you try and meditate. Oddly enough this is like meditation, you’re focusing on nothing but your breathing and your movement. The different streets and houses all melt away as you focus on getting to Trish’s house, the “chain” of your bond thrumming with subtle warmth.

>Roll 3d10 for Void Sense, DC 7

Rolled 1, 1, 6 = 8 (3d10)

>>46991933

Rolled 5, 5, 2 = 12 (3d10)

>>46991933
please dont suck!

Rolled 2, 6, 6 = 14 (3d10)

>>46991933

>>46991941
>>46991947
>>46991948

the dice favor us not this night.

Rolled 4, 2, 9 = 15 (3d10)

>>46991933

>>46991941
Lol what a garbo roll

>>46991941
>>46991947
>>46991948
>>46991980

Hmmm, writing

>>46992009
We trip on a rock at20 miles an hour and leave a broken trail in the sidewalk.

>>46992053
Nah its' only a meditate roll that we failed.

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>>46992053

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>>46992073
we see this coming at us and trip on the sidewalk.

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>>46992101
wtf wrong image

What are the opinions of Amy or Trish getting tattoos? I can imagine quite a few that would very nice. Bicep, shoulder, or collarbone ones specifically. Screw tramp stamp ones.

>>46992122
I think we can take that scaley bitch-worm.

>>46992196
I think that bringing up this particular idea with no reason or driving force makes me hate it on principle due to suspicion of being your magical realm.

>>46992201
I would be willing to give it a shot but dragons are stupid tier in chinese lore.

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>>46992196
>What are the opinions of Amy or Trish getting tattoos?
And pollute the GLORIOUS MUSCLES!? GET OUT HERETIC!

>>46992227
We're japanese tho

>>46992196
Trish isn't in to it, and it would hurt like a motherfucker to Amy.

Oni skin is thick, but surface level cuts hurt a million times worse than a papercut.

>>46992219
Meh, mostly looking up images right now for my dnd group and it made me think about designs and if I should look into getting a tattoo. Always been curious about how it feels. Probably end up getting a quote for some form of pacifism.

>>46992239
They're just as bullshit, if not more in Japanese Mythology.

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>>46992196
Hell no.
>>46992247
Found a better look for Amy maybe?

>>46992266
I love feral eyes like that on characters.

>>46992266
Love the feral eyes look, Plus that does look more strongmanish.

>>46992266
>Same height as as stop sign, Height of a stop sign is 7ft

>>46992266
Musculature is on point, everything else isn't.

>>46992294
But she is already taller than that in oni form. She's 6'3 at base if I remember right.
>>46992298
different horns, different eyes, wouldn't wear a butterfly shirt, prefers to use handicap signs instead of stop signs.

>>46992266
Don't make me post brown Oni girls with tattoos.

>>46992350
Do it anon, you haven't got it in you to corrupt this innocent thread with that filth. I dare you.

>>46992347
About 6'2'' and she's not done growing.

>>46992350
As long as they're not NSFW go for it if no one else cares.

We never make it to the bump limit anyway.

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>>46992378
>>46992386
Yeah, there wasn't any chance of it not happening.

>>46992421
Well that's borderline Pokemon Quest picture tier right there.

>>46992421
Step it up, I have that one

>>46992444
What was the kitsunes name again?

>>46992444
Yeah, they're pretty old. I should get more.

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>>46992464
Wait a minute.....Oh shit we just failed our spot check.

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>>46992471
And I forgot the image.

>>46992464
Yuki Sugiyama, your maternal cousin.

Also sorry for the slowness, feeling a bit ill

>>46992501
Shit, Fucking foxhound's on our trail!
I regret nothing about this bad pun

>>46992581
Quick someone buy some liver real quick, Distract her!

>>46992521
Stayed up to late having fun shitposting in Chuckles chat didn't you eh?

You keep on pushing yourself, you’re kind of amazed at what your human form has been able to do lately. You would call it superhuman, but well, you aren’t exactly human. You eat up the miles between your two houses, it’s still slower than your car, but you didn’t really feel like driving anyway. About halfway there you feel… Something tingle the back of your neck, but it’s gone before you can even pause to check. You shrug and keep on running.
---
Soon enough you’re in front of Trish’s house, her parent’s car absent in the driveway. You feel your pants buzz as your phone vibrates, your parents are probably wondering what the hell you’re doing. They can wait though.
You walk up to the door and knock. A few minutes later Trish opens it up and waves you in.

“I felt you coming over, come on in.” She tells you as you walk in, the house is strangely empty without her mother’s warm presence and her dad’s Vietnamese yelling. You both hurry up the stairs to her room and close the door behind you.
Her room has changed a bit since the last time. What you think are magical tools and reagents cover a tiny new desk that’s pushed up against the wall.

“What’s that stuff for?” You ask her.

“It’s just some magical foci and other tools I need for the “homework” Christin gives me.” You two share a pleasant silence, as she gets back into her command chair and you sit on her bed. “So… You wanna tell me why you’re over here?”

>What say?

>>46992606
No that's korean you're thinking, This is jap.

>>46992638
>Fluffy tail

>>46992638
"Cousin, also curious about what you've been up to lately. Whats this *homework* about?"

or
"Find anything out about what happened to that ass who pulled a gun?"

>>46992638
>"Something dreadful has happened, Something so evil that even Sauron would be horrified.....My Cousin's come calling."

>>46992638
Seconding>>46992703
Deleting old vote here>>46992664 If I still can at least.

>>46992622
I refuse to answer that question.

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>>46992764
I demand satisfaction sir!

>>46992638
I also like
>>46992703
Deleting
>>46992701

Looks like we're referencing LOTR, awesome.


Writing.


>>46992794
never ever

>>46992638
By the way strike, if lewd inevitably happens as the quest goes on will you describe it or fade to black?

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People I found something amazing for weapon focused oni

>>46992933
No mechs, For the last time it's a stupid idea.

>>46992932

We'll see when we get there. Currently you guys are no closer to lewd then you were thread one.


>>46992933
That's pretty fucking Nito

>>46992953
Well, the picture's cool at anyrate

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I know it doesn't look remotely like her but this is what a sports event ends up looking like in my head with Amy. That smug fricking face.

>>46993130
>that underbite
>not those horns
>not that elbow

>>46993158
...I didn't even notice the elbows. Oh god now I can't not notice the elbows.

"Something dreadful has happened, something so evil that even Sauron would be horrified..... My Cousin's come calling." You tell her in a quasi-serious voice. She just groans in response and throws a sock in your face.

“That’s not the end of the world, idiot. She cannot be that bad. Scaring the big, bad, faerie whooping Oni.” You smile a bit at her comment, but it’s quickly removed by your somewhat foul mood.

“Trust me, she’s awful, she is quite possibly the most annoying person on the planet.”

“You haven’t even explained why jackass.”

“It’s… Not easy for me to explain, she almost defies explanation, and well…”

“Well what?”

>Be completely honest.

>She doesn’t need to hear a shitty pitty story.

>Avoid the subject

>Write-in?

>>46993130
>Those horns

Yeeesh

>>46993169
>Be completely honest.
Just have a thousand yard stare while telling her.

>>46993169
>Avoid the subject
If she want's to hear it she's going to half to ask again.
Or command it

>>46993169
>Be completely honest.
>>46993185
>Or command it
Not how the bond works anon.

>>46993169
>>Write-in?
You know those little purse dogs? Imagine about 9 of them chasing you barking and nipping and there is nothing you can do to stop them or else someone yells at you.

>>46993169
>Be completely honest

>>46993169
Show her a video of a fox "laughing".

"Imagine hearing that noise all day"

>>46993169
>>Avoid the subject

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>>46993169
>Be completely honest.

>>46993169
>Avoid the subject

>>46993169
>>Be completely honest.

You don't gotta hold that weight no more.

Looks like we're being honest.

>>46993320
Thousand yard stare?

Strike, you said a lot of various monstrous cultures existed and are pretty globally known...there aren't eldritch beings are there?

>>46993407
God I hope not, I'd honestly rather just have it monsters and not include eldritch bullshit like in every other one.

>>46993407
I'm not a fan of Eldritch stuff, it's overrated honestly.

The most out there is old Pagan gods that can look pretty spooky.

>>46993466
YES! THANK YOU!

>>46993466
Thank goodness. Now to start looking for the Morrigan.

You stare at her room’s window and focus on the slowly darkening yard. You’ve never really told anyone about Yuki before. This is going to be a bitch.

“So, you remember when we were younger how I was… Out of sh-“

“Fat”

“-ape… Yeah fat, we visited her family in California for vacations every year. The last time we went, I was 11 and she had just turned 13, and she was struck with the puberty bat pretty damn hard. She went from being a really cute kid, to being drop dead gorgeous. It didn’t help her personality at ALL. She was always kind of spoiled and stuck up, but she became a teenager and well… She liked to torture me. I’ll spare you the details, but she gave me a lot of self-esteem issues. Y’know what the worst part was? She stopped acting like me friend, we spent a lot of our childhood together and it all went ‘poof’ in an instant.” You let your little impromptu speech hang in the air. Before Trish starts… Giggling?

“Omygod the reason you’re such a muscle head is because you were teased? Pffffft hahahaha.”

>Protest that it’s not the only reason

>Blush, BLUSH

>Oh piss off Trish

>Write-in?

>>46993669
>>Protest that it’s not the reason

>>46993669
>Protest that it’s not the only reason
>Blush, BLUSH

>She stopped acting like me friend

>>46993669
>Write-in

Deadpan stare.

>>46993669
>Protest that it’s not the only reason
>Blush, BLUSH

>>46993669
>Oh piss off Trish
>Protest that it’s not the only reason

>>46993669
>Oh piss off Trish
while
>Blush, BLUSH

>>46993699
*My

Damn and I was doing pretty well.

>>46993669
>Protest that it’s not the only reason
>Oh piss off Trish

>>46993669
>Blush, BLUSH
>Oh piss off Trish
Don't be a shitheel Trish.

>>46993669
>>Oh piss off Trish
while
>Blush, BLUSH

>>46993669
>>Protest that it’s not the only reason

>>Blush, BLUSH

>>46993669
We should thank her for motivating us to get fit.

>>46993726
She's unlocked her inner cockney!

>>46993771
>We should thank her for motivating us to get fit.
Fuck no, I honestly don't know if you're joking or that retarded.

>>46993669
>>Oh piss off Trish
>>Protest that it’s not the only reason

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>>46993771

>>46993788
By thanking her he means putting her through half of Amy's workout session.

>>46993669
>Protest that it’s not the only reason

Next part will be delayed while I go get something to eat and take some meds.

I'll close the vote when I get back.

Alright then, what about weapons. Do you think we might make a more ornamental weapon with swirling or sharp designs? Keep it simple and keep as close to a plain tool as possible? Or brutal with wicked edges and parts created specifically to inflict more pain.

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>>46993963
I know its stupid but something about the head of the hammer being near about as big as the wielder entices me.

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>>46993963
Anon, Kanabo.

>>46994022
Well that's brutally simple. actually surpised at how the nubs aren't sharpened.

>>46994020
Anon, We're an Oni, Not some uncultured barbarian.
>>46994055
Honestly only posted that one because it was one of the only good pics I found with one of the metal handle rings.

>>46994022
Tempting, but I still think I'll go with a Daisho first. Iconic weapon of the samurai, and we are technically one of those now. Plus, it's fairly versatile and can be used by both forms while still having a good amount of power and looking cool, if I'm remember SZ's statblocks right.

>>46994081
>Iconic weapon of the samurai
And we're an Oni, And you know what's the iconic weapon for Oni? The Kanabo.

>>46994107
We're also a Samurai. Making an argument like that is just going to make me dig my heels in and get mad.

>>46994124
And now you see from my point of view, Correct? So let's not go for "It's iconic" arguments okay.

>>46994081
I think it was said that purely because all oni weapons that we get at first will be unwieldy as a human the Kanabo or whatever the heaviest weapon was would be our first weapon.
Simply because it was the most lethal of the shown weapons.
Human fights don't require deadly force usually so we keep that for when things turn bad.

Still okay with getting the others, it just seemed like the most useful for our location. The daisho is nice but when we seriously fight it'll almost always be as the oni, so why not take advantage of that?

>>46994167
>I think it was said that purely because all oni weapons that we get at first will be unwieldy as a human the Kanabo or whatever the heaviest weapon was would be our first weapon.
They had various degrees of that. Daisho was the one we can wield in human form no problem, IIRC.

The problem with planning for the others later is that SZ wants to restrict us to one for a long, long time.

>>46994167
>Human fights don't require deadly force usually so we keep that for when things turn bad.
That is a very good point, Think I'm going to go for the Kanabo, Maybe get something else later on, Since Strike did I THINK say we could get another oni forged waaay later on.

>>46994167
Human fights that we've seen might not require it, but I think flexibility is a better thing then having a huge weapon. Which is good and all, but we only get the one.

>>46994201
Yup, hammerspace the big stinkin kanabo then hammerspace about six 12 packs of beer.

>>46993788
Found the fatty.

>>46994228
We need real alcohol, anon. Sake or everclear.

>>46994248
What about some absinthe?

>>46994269
Not nearly as strong as advertised. Nor hallucinogenic. Just licorice liqueur.

Alright I'm back, vote is called.

>All this weapon discussion

Bueno

>>46994322
Hold up Amy lives in Texas, she has to know someone with moonshine.

>>46994269
Depends on the variety. Most absinthe made these days is pretty terrible. There's one guy out of New Orleans that bought an old bottle of the stuff and use a million dollar spectrum analyzer at his workplace to figure out how it was made. He makes some decent stuff.

>>46994364
That's actually more common in the carolina's.

Most Texans drink beer, and for hard liquor they drink whiskey and bourbon.

>>46994355
How long you gonna continue runnin for? Cause it's gettin late over here.

>>46994364
Yep, the Oni Smith for one. Her parents have sake as well.

>>46994380
Probably 3 more hours, sorry man.

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this kanabo looks pretty cool if animeish

I'm pretty sure protest won, so we're going with that.

Correct me if I'm wrong

>>46994507
With blush

>>46994507
8 protest
6 blush
6 piss off
1 ._.

>>46994507
I'd like it if blush got thrown in there since it's more of a side option than it's own thing and it seemed like more votes included it than not, but eh, I'm not going to throw a fit about it.

>>46994568
I-Its not like I want you to write it in for me, b-baka!

Weapons have been talked about, drinks have been talked about but what about protection? What are some things that could be expected from our heritage or are cheap enough for us to use to absorb some blows.

“That’s not the only reason!” Your protest loudly, blood rushing to your cheeks. “I just started getting into it, it made feel… I dunno I was good at it, completed me in a way. Am I even making any sense?”

“There are a lot of people who find something they’re good at. Not everyone loves it like you obviously do. Shit, I wish I had something like that to love.”

“Well you’ve got all that magic stuff now, right?” You ask.

“It’s a little too new for me to decide whether or not I love it or not. It IS interesting though. I’ve been messing with it for the last couple of days and I can already make some basic wards.”

“Those are the magic alarms right? The simple ones?”

“Yeah, all they really require is intent and ME to function.” There’s another pause as the both of you pussyfoot around the real issue at hand. “You know you have to go back eventually right? You can’t hide from her forever.”

>I know, but just let me stay the night.

>I know, I guess I’ll get going.

>You sure you don’t want me to~

>Write-in?

That took way too long, sorry y'all.

>>46994750
So far most people of the supernatural that we've seen have stuck to melee weaponry. Perhaps look into what metals the fae specifically don't like. How does one get cold iron again?

>>46994807
>>I know, but just let me stay the night.
She's totally in the room right now? Did her wards not go off?

>>46994807
"Can you come with me?"

>>46994807
>I know, but just let me stay the night.

>>46994812
S'just Iron, and the fae gangs will carry guns, they just prefer not to.

>>46994807
>I know, but just let me stay the night.

>>46994807
>I know, but just let me stay the night.

>>46994828
She knew we were coming through the Bond.

Rolled 10, 10, 10, 8 = 38 (4d10)

Rolling for Trish

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>>46994979
Good god Trish, every time

>>46995000
I can't tell if this is good or not for us.

So uh, yeah Trish is amazing as usual.

Uh

Writing

>>46994979
Ahh good you roll to spot the fox

>>46995037
I can't remember when Amy got a decent roll outside of combat or sleeping. She's bad at the spiritual stuff while awake. Any way to actively boost that?

>>46995079
Just training it some more when you have time, I can't remember if I had that in the last dream level up or not.

You sigh loudly, knowing full well she’s right.

“Uggggh, I KNOW Trish, I know. But I can’t deal with it at the moment. Can I please stay here for tonight? I promise not to get in your way.” You ask her using your best puppy eyes. She just rolls her eyes and leans towards her magical items.

“Yeah yeah, it’s fine. Just please don’t make a habit of running away from your problems.”

“Yes ma’am.” You reply as you mock salute her, earning another rolling of the eyes. You lay on your side and watch her fiddle with her tools for a minute or two before she leaps out of her chair towards an empty corner of her room. “Amy, I just checked my wards, there someone or SOMETHING in that corner.

>Get behind me, I’ll check it out.

>Let me see if I can feel it.

>HEY SHITHEAD, OUT WHERE I CAN SEE YOU!

Also

>Oni Form

>Nah

>>46995176
>Get behind me, I’ll check it out.
>Oni Form
Someone attacking her in her room needs no half measures

>>46995176
>Get behind me, I’ll check it out.
>Oni Form
Full protector mode.

>>46995176
>Get behind me, I’ll check it out.
>Oni Form

>>46995176
>>HEY SHITHEAD, OUT WHERE I CAN SEE YOU!
>Oni Form

Amy form of! Mamma bear!

Writing.


You guys good to go for a while longer? I'm feeling pretty good, bless Tylenol

>>46995402
Yeah

>>46995402
I'll probably be up for a while.

>>46995402
yuppers. Got my water and the sweet siren call of dying again and again in Enter the Gungeon.

You immediately shift into Oni form and rush off of the bed. Placing a large hand on Trish’s chest you slowly push her behind you.

“Stay back, let me deal with this.” You tell her in your somewhat deeper Oni-form voice. She nods and scoots behind you as, you creep towards the corner she indicated. You can tell something is using magic there, some sort of veil? You keep walking until you’re about a foot away and then, almost like a curtain was dropped, Yuki is sitting lotus style in the corner smiling at you.

>OH COME ON!

>….How long were you there?

>[Incoherent Oni noises]

>Write-in?

>>46995613
>>[Incoherent Oni noises]
CATCH THAT FOX

>>46995613
>OH COME ON!
>>[Incoherent Oni noises]

Try not to break Trish's room while at it.

>>46995613
>….How long were you there?

>>46995613
>[Incoherent Oni noises]

>>46995613
>….How long were you there?

Writing.

You can’t do this right now. You have no idea how to even PROCESS this. She’s been here for a while, she heard you talk to Trish about why you ran off… And all she can do, is fucking smile about it. Yuki Sugiyama, your cousin and a Kitsune child, was incredibly beautiful. She has long blonde hair, and golden eyes. Her mouth has full lips, and her body is slim but still voluptuous in all the right places. Her single tail swishes back and forth playfully as she stares you down.

“Hi Amy! I like, didn’t expect you two to find me.” She says to the both of you.

Nope.

You’re done.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH! YOU SMUG LITTLE BITCH!” You yell at her, you feel yourself rush towards her, your vision tinting red. You want to fucking strangle her. But something stops you, Trish pointing at you and muttering something under her breath.

>WHAT ARE YOU DOING FUCK FACE? LET ME GET HER!

>[RAGE INTENSIFIES]

>Try and calm down.

>Write-in?

>>46996015
>Try and calm down.
Not actually calm, more like...momentarily mollified grizzly bear with levels in berserker.

For our lord.

>>46996015
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING FUCK FACE? LET ME GET HER!
>[RAGE INTENSIFIES]
SHE IS NOT GOING TO TAKE OUR LORD AWAY.

>>46996015
>Try and calm down.
We're all for a little angry babbling or exasperated yelling, but we've at least got the self control not to pulverize our cousin... or so I thought. Pretty sure none of the previous choices were "pulp her"

>>46996015
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING FUCK FACE? LET ME GET HER!
>[RAGE INTENSIFIES]

>>46996015
>Try and calm down.
Lets try to merely throw her out of the house.

>>46996054
Sorry if it was misleading

Trish wouldn't let you do it.

>>46996015
>Try and calm down.
Best not to wreck things here. We can settle this somewhere else, where we can beat her ego apart.

>>46996054
To be fair, I probably would vote to deck the smug fox if Trish didn't want us to stop

>>46996015
>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING FUCK FACE? LET ME GET HER!
>>[RAGE INTENSIFIES]

>>46996048
>>46996065
>>46996110
Such crude defiance of our Lord, have we no honor?

>>46996128
She's got magic, she could of subverted or seduced our lord.
With that roll it's a Meta no

>>46996015
>Try and calm down.

The source of our true rage is right here, why did it have to be in Trish's house?!?!?

Writing.

So calm won, roll me 3d10

Hidden DC

Rolled 5, 5, 8 = 18 (3d10)

>>46996214
Ohm... ohm...

Rolled 7, 4, 3 = 14 (3d10)

>>46996214
Do we want to win this

Rolled 5, 2, 1 = 8 (3d10)

>>46996214
Calm the fuck down for your lord

Rolled 3, 8, 2, 2 = 15 (4d10)

>>46996230
>>46996234
>>46996241

Interesting

>>46996291
heh

Rolled 4, 1, 4 = 9 (3d10)

>>46996291
Oh dear, and one more

>>46996310
I hope that was the fox's.

>mfw everyone fails their roll

huh, Gimme a sec

>>46996328
So I guess it falls back to rampaging, poor room.

>>46996328
Would this be a time to use the future sight?

>>46996367
Oh thanks for reminding me.

Use future sight?
>y/n


Reminder: 1 free re-roll per session

>>46996384
I say yes.

>>46996384
>y
Not destroying our lord's stuff seems like a good time to use it, don't want to get elixir syndrome

>>46996384
yes

>>46996384
No

>>46996384
>y
Best to keep our Lord's respect

(can we have Trish roll? the dice love her!)

>>46996384
Alrighty, taking the FIRST 3d10 roll linked to this post.

Don't want to make it too easy now

Rolled 4, 1, 7 = 12 (3d10)

>>46996457

Rolled 2, 2, 4 = 8 (3d10)

>>46996457
pls

Rolled 2, 5, 8 = 15 (3d10)

>>46996457

Rolled 2, 7, 10 = 19 (3d10)

>>46996457

Rolled 10, 6, 1 = 17 (3d10)

what is wrong with these dice

>>46996475
Back to domestic violence!

>>46996475
yup that figures

Writing for real.

Calm, down Amy calm down. You just need to calm down, you can’t go wrecking your Lord’s stuff. You try with all your might to stay calm, but it’s hard, really fucking hard. Just the sight of Yuki brings back all the painful and shitty memories associated with her, you can feel your teeth grinding against each other.

You want to hurt her really fucking bad, you NEED to. You push against whatever Trish is doing to you, and by the way her breath tightens you can tell it’s taking a lot out of her. Honestly? You can’t bring yourself to give a shit. You take another step forward, this time feeling the power wrapped around you. You take another step and break through whatever was holding you, in the background you hear Trish groan in frustration, the bond sending an angry buzzing up your arm.

But you don’t care. You rush towards your cousin, who doesn’t even try to get out of the way. You lift her up and slam her against the wall with one hand pinning her upper body.

>…….Why?

>Hit her.

>[SCREAMING]

>Let her speak.

>Write-in?

>>46996691
>Remove the Kitsune.

Throw her out of the house. We will deal with her tomorrow.

>>46996691
>…….Why?
Why did you stop being my friend? Why did you have to put me down all the time? Why do keep tormenting me?!

>>46996691
>…….Why?
Keep her restrained

>>46996691
>>…….Why?

You are a crappy cousin, fox, spirit, thingy.

>>46996719
> Why did you have to put me down all the time?
as you are holding her up against a wall with one hand.

>>46996731
She's a Kistune child, the offspring of a 9-tailed fox and a human.

>>46996747
Failing at making a joke is all. Carry on nothing to see here but a failed excuse of a comic.

Writing.

Might be the last one.

>>46996791
thank god I can't stand these smug little anthropomorphic bullets for another hour.

>>46996791
Passing out hard. Thanks for running Strike! hope you have a good weekend. I want to buy 4chan unweighted dice.

You want to know, you want to know WHY she did what she did. Why she acted that way, and why she just SHIT on your friendship. Your hands are shaking. When did that happen? You open your mouth to speak but you can’t and she’s… Still FUCKING SMILING! But… it’s a different smile it’s so sad. She raises her free hand to touch your face, she lightly caresses your cheek.

“Why?” You ask her. “Why?” She looks away, and then looks back towards you, a small stream of tears pouring down her face.

“I’m so sorry Amy, so so sorry.”

When did your eyes start feeling so wet? Why are you?

Maaan, you hate your cousin.

Alrighty, thanks everyone for showing up and participating.

Wew lads we ran a long time.

Archive and twitter are in the third post of the thread.

I'll be here for whatever until I pass out.

Hope Y'all have a good night and a good weekend.

>>46996876
Thanks for running, was a good night, even if things went waaay over the usual.

>>46996888
Whatchu mean friend?

Thanks for playing anon.

>>46996691
>…….Why?
>Let her speak.

>>46996707
Remove some of her hair first for wards if you're going to do something like that.

>>46996876
Thanks for running!
Just woke up on this end.

>>46996860
>When did your eyes start feeling so wet? Why are you?
Might want to think about your phrasing a little more in the future strike

>>46996900
>Whatchu mean friend?
I just remember earlier threads only running until a bit past midnight for me, and it's now past three. I think another thread ran late too, and I passed out rather than stay up. Fighting to stay awake this time may have been a mistake, can always look up the archive to see what happened after all.

>>46996860
>>46996942
Also
>trusting kitsune bully tears to be genuine
>getting emotional
>not making her prove she cares before trusting her

>>46996942
Well I was trying to be fancy, sorry it didn't read well.

>>46996924
Thanks for reading anon, sorry for the weird timezones.

>>46996954
I just felt like running longer, I was feeling terrible at the start but that food break helped a lot.

>>46996973
Oh but anon, who said you trusted her?

>>46996991
No worries, food is good and as the QM you get to run for as long as is fun for you!

>>46996997
Well, getting misty eyed over potential crocodile tears I mean. Kitsune tears, same thing. Bah, gonna pass out now, have a good night Strike.

>>46997001
Thanks anon


>>46997013
Hormones

But seriously have a good one man

>>46996860
I hope we don't let her go for a while. Gotta sate the oni half by keeping a grapple on.

>>46997109
We'll see what people vote for next time.

>>46997109
We can grapple her with hugs
Moderately painful hugging

>>46997130
>It's not a hug it's a pin
>I'm not petting i'm just keeping my hand position moving.
>I'm not crying it's just allergies

>>46997145
Everybody knows how bad fox fur is for allergies.

Seriously though guys Yuki did us a favor. Imagine if no one had ever called us out, and we were still fat and ugly. We need to stop being such a little bitch and realize the teasing was her way of looking out for us.

>>47000596
That our she was an ass of a teenager and maybe she's *probably not* grown up a bit since then.

>>47000720
Was she though? Was she really?

>>47000783
Yes.

>>47004535
I don't see how you can say that for sure. The details of this bullying have never been delved into, and the results are that we aren't fat. It seems to have worked out really well. We should be thanking her desu.

Aw god damnit we had to wait for an archive but the word filter was up right away?

>>47004658
Lotta name calling, lotta teasing and a whole lotta of "Let me be mean to you in front of other people, but not when we're alone."

>>47004779
Small price to pay to not be fat. Where can we buy her a thank you card?

>>47004658
If Amy wasn't so traumatized over it that she nearly beat the shit out of her, even to the point of going against her lord, you might have something close to a point.

As it is, go fuck yourself.

>>47005350
Maybe Amy shouldn't be such a whiny little baby.

>>47005350
>even to the point of going against her lord
Only because anon's are stupid.

>>47005716
Except we voted for trying to calm down.

>>47005716
That too, but I maintain that she is both whiny and a baby.

Hey, just like to say, thanks for running this here.

If I wasn't checking to see how many quests were running on /tg/ still, I wouldn't have found this, and so far it looks pretty good. Stay cool Zone.

>>47005782
And failed the DC with absolute garbage rolls.

>>47005826
Which is in no way the fault of anons.

I'm glad we failed at this point, you're rapidly undoing Strike's attempts at garnering sympathy for fox-cousin.

>>47005848
All according to plan, brother

>>47005805
Thank you anon