>>46955101

Yay

>>46955101
>Zuikaku interrupt
Haw

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“Ss-en-dai?” Zuikaku marvels, reproducing her sister's searching pronunciation exactly. “Gee, don't know WHO *that* is!”

You lift your cane and offer it to Zuikaku silently. She smiles at you brilliantly and plucks it from your grasp, smacking the end into her palm with relish as Shoukaku starts to blush bright red. “Zz-zui-”

“Can't be me, right? Because how can you fight with your sister, when she's NEVER AROUND!?”

“ZuiZui, honey-”

“Don't you ZUIZUI ME!” Zuikaku snaps, dropping your cane on the table and snapping upright to yell at her sister's back. “You've been in your own little world the whole last week. Longer!”

“ZUIKAKU!” Shoukaku objects, twirling in her chair and making desperate little wave-off motions with her hands. “No!”

“YES!” she refutes, crossing her arms and entering a proper Twintail Tsundere huff. “You've been all...” she flutters her hands in the air, tip-toeing across the floor like she's floating on pixie dust. “And all-” she flings the back of her wrist across her forehead dramatically, swooning as best she's able. Eyes at other tables are turning your way, now. “And even~” she holds out a finger, letting it dip slightly with the weight of an invisible songbird alighting.

“ZUIKAKU, STOP-”

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>>46955101
TURKEY VS CRANE

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You're eating quickly, your mind busily contemplating just how bad it'd be to look up and find Arizona's cornflower blue eyes flashing hurt and betrayal in your direction. You really, really didn't need a scene today, but they just seem to find you. Why couldn't they work in YOUR favor for once? Looking around desperately, you catch sight of the Kongou Sisters at the breakfast bar. Kongou's sticking her tongue out one side of her mouth, focusing intently on drawing something onto her french toast with the blueberry syrup, Hiei is watching her efforts with rapt attention and Kirishima is stealing glances at someone in the corner while trying to look more cool and aloof than normal... but Haruna, thankfully, is as sweet and sane as ever. You wave your cap once and catch her attention, and sigh in relief as she starts your way-

A loud, cacophonous crash announces the door being damn near knocked off its hinges as someone barrels through at top speed. You look up and find the glass still in the door instead of all over the floor and an absence of trucks, which returns your heartbeat to something normal - until you espy the New Girl dragging a familiar face behind her, who's looking more dour than usual.

“... Kaga?” Shoukaku asks.

“Kaga,” Zuikaku grumbles.

“Kaga...” Willie moans, sinking deeper into her seat.

“... Essex?”

>>46955132
Who will win?
damnit captcha one of those was Coffee not Tea, the Teitoku loveboat will be angered by your heresy

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“ADMIRAL SPOOPY, HI!” Essex's boisterous voice booms across the big room cheerfully. She seems to have acquired a gigantic and really frilly Pirate Hat, and a big plastic cutlass to go with it. “JUST LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO - YOU!”

“Eh? Me?” Haruna says in fright, hands drawn up defensively against her chest as she turns to face her accoster.

“YOU! ARE YOU RICH?!”

“Haruna is daijobou~” she sign-songs sweetly.

Essex blinks. “JA, BOOTY?” This sinks through her muddled mind - and ignites a spark. “YEAH, FUCK THE GERMANS! AVAST, CUTE TITS! YEAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!” Essex charges across the room, her plastic pirate saber held high, a semi-conscious Kaga being dragged by one hand behind her, expression completely blank. Haruna emits a terrified shriek and cowers against the milk machine, unable to formulate a reply.

[ ] GO HOME ESSEX YOU'RE DRUNK
[ ] NO, I AM YOUR FOE!
[ ] IT ONLY TAKES ONE VERY WELL-PLACED MUNITION TO MISSION-KILL A CARRIER!

>>46955129
ZUIKAKU YES!

>>46955179
>Kirishima is stealing glances at someone in the corner while trying to look more cool and aloof than normal
Interesting!
>“Kaga...”
>“... Essex?”
INTERESTING

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>>46955129
o h b a b y

>>46955198
>[X] NO, I AM YOUR FOE!

>>46955198
>[X] IT ONLY TAKES ONE VERY WELL-PLACED MUNITION TO MISSION-KILL A CARRIER!

>>46955198
>[X] IT ONLY TAKES ONE VERY WELL-PLACED MUNITION TO MISSION-KILL A CARRIER!

>>46955198
>[ ] IT ONLY TAKES ONE VERY WELL-PLACED MUNITION TO MISSION-KILL A CARRIER!

>>46955198
>[X] GO HOME ESSEX YOU'RE DRUNK

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>>46955198
>[x] GO HOME ESSEX YOU'RE DRUNK

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>>46955198
>[ ] NO, I AM YOUR FOE! (Draw actual sword)
Fuck it, we're going full out this time

>>46955198
[ ] IT ONLY TAKES ONE VERY WELL-PLACED MUNITION TO MISSION-KILL A CARRIER!

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>>46955212
>to a planefag

NO CRIX, NO!

>>46955198
>[X] GO HOME DRUNK YOU'RE ESSEX
FTFY

>>46955198
>[x] "Can you NOT? For like 5 minutes? I am trying to eat here. Let me at least have this one simply moment of peace. Let. Me. Have. This. If nothing else, at least this."

>>46955198
>>[x] NO, I AM YOUR FOE! (Draw actual sword)

That's not a sword, THIS is a sword.

>>46955257
You should honestly be used to it at this point.

>>46955198
[X] IT ONLY TAKES ONE VERY WELL-PLACED MUNITION TO MISSION-KILL A CARRIER!

>>46955198
>[ ] IT ONLY TAKES ONE VERY WELL-PLACED MUNITION TO MISSION-KILL A CARRIER!
Save the Daijobou!

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>>4695527
EJECT PF EJECT

>>46955198
>[ ] GO HOME ESSEX YOU'RE DRUNK

>>46955198
>>46955273
>>[x] "Can you NOT? For like 5 minutes? I am trying to eat here. Let me at least have this one simply moment of peace. Let. Me. Have. This. If nothing else, at least this."
Seconding this post.

>>46955198
>>46955273
You know what? Let's do this:
>[x] "Can you NOT? For like 5 minutes? I am trying to eat here. Let me at least have this one simply moment of peace. Let. Me. Have. This. If nothing else, at least this."

>>46955198
>[x] GO HOME ESSEX YOU'RE DRUNK
Remember kids, if you drink rum before lunch you aren't an alcoholic, you're a pirate!

>>46955198
[x] IT ONLY TAKES ONE VERY WELL-PLACED MUNITION TO MISSION-KILL A CARRIER!

>>46955198
>[ ] IT ONLY TAKES ONE VERY WELL-PLACED MUNITION TO MISSION-KILL A CARRIER!

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>>46955273

aahaha I know EXACTLY how I'd write this too

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>>46955198
>>“Haruna is daijobou~” she sign-songs sweetly.

>>46955198
>[x] "Can you NOT? For like 5 minutes? I am trying to eat here. Let me at least have this one simply moment of peace. Let. Me. Have. This. If nothing else, at least this."

>>46955273
>>46955198
+1

>>46955198
>>46955273
This

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>>46955273
They told me they were light cruisers I swear!

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>>46955364

The proper spelling is "dank" so technically she's correct

>>46955198
You know what? Shoukaku and Zuikaku clearly have some catching up to do. Let's take Willie and go off base after all.

>>46955198
>>[x] "Can you NOT? For like 5 minutes? I am trying to eat here. Let me at least have this one simply moment of peace. Let. Me. Have. This. If nothing else, at least this."

>>46955198
>>[x] "Can you NOT? For like 5 minutes? I am trying to eat here. Let me at least have this one simply moment of peace. Let. Me. Have. This. If nothing else, at least this."

>>46955361
Well in that case
>>46955198
>[x] "Can you NOT? For like 5 minutes? I am trying to eat here. Let me at least have this one simply moment of peace. Let. Me. Have. This. If nothing else, at least this."

>>46955198
>[ ]Yell, "HEY KONGOU BE BEST ONEE-SAMA AND SAVE YOUR SISTER FROM THE EVIL YANKEE CARRIER"
I just thought of this and am changing my I am your foe vote to this

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I bring gifts from /v/ and /pol/. War Poster generator.
http://www.nnwwiim.org/kids-corner/Poster/makePoster.html

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>>46955380

>>46955052
>>46955310
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight about now.

Read between the lines and you'll catch all the subtext~
Also now I have like two Essex write-ups done for tonight so there is that.

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>>46955198
[ ] NO, I AM YOUR FOE!

>[x] "Can you NOT? For like 5 minutes? I am trying to eat here. Let me at least have this one simply moment of peace. Let. Me. Have. This. If nothing else, at least this."

>>46955273
voting for this

>>46955198
>[x] "Can you NOT? For like 5 minutes? I am trying to eat here. Let me at least have this one simply moment of peace. Let. Me. Have. This. If nothing else, at least this."
Let's fuckin' DO this. Let's have a write-in WIN for once.

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>>46955273
Oh, this is for you.

>[ ] IT ONLY TAKES ONE VERY WELL-PLACED MUNITION TO MISSION-KILL A CARRIER!

Haruna must remain daijobu

>>46955380
That line is also going on the slide with this picture, thank you.

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>>46955273
>>46955380
And this

>[x] "Can you NOT? For like 5 minutes? I am trying to eat here. Let me at least have this one simply moment of peace. Let. Me. Have. This. If nothing else, at least this."
I like this!

>>46955449
What the hell is with Hamakaze's port tit? That just doesn't look natural.

>>46955198
>[x] "Can you NOT? For like 5 minutes? I am trying to eat here. Let me at least have this one simply moment of peace. Let. Me. Have. This. If nothing else, at least this."

I really thought the Breakfast! choice would be for at home. Should have taken that hot pocket choice as a hint.

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>>46955444
I really wish I could claim it as my own, but it's not. Great one to use though.

>>46955198
>[x] NO, I AM YOUR FOE!

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>>46955380
noice

>>46955436
>posting the same image in both threads

>>46955198
>>46955198
>[x] "Can you NOT? For like 5 minutes? I am trying to eat here. Let me at least have this one simply moment of peace. Let. Me. Have. This. If nothing else, at least this."
Essex please go and stay go.

>>46955198
>[ ] "Can you NOT? For like 5 minutes? I am trying to eat here. Let me at least have this one simply moment of peace. Let. Me. Have. This. If nothing else, at least this."

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>>46955403
You are a godsend sir

All the anons keep forgetting that Kirishima and Kongou are in the same room as Us, Essex, and Haruna.

>>46955198
>>46955198
>[x] "Can you NOT? For like 5 minutes? I am trying to eat here. Let me at least have this one simply moment of peace. Let. Me. Have. This. If nothing else, at least this."

>>46955380

Yeah, fuckin, I've heard that excuse before.

Lookin at you, fuckin whats your fucking name. Why the fuck can't nip battlewagons have normal fucking names.

>>46955257
It's time.

>>46955198
>[x] "Can you NOT? For like 5 minutes? I am trying to eat here. Let me at least have this one simply moment of peace. Let. Me. Have. This. If nothing else, at least this."

>>46955198
>[ ] NO, I AM YOUR FOE!

Ask, and ye shall receive Settle. You wanted something to distract away from you after all.

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Bayern VS Queen Elizabeth

who wins

>>46955554
>Yeah, fuckin, I've heard that excuse before.
>Lookin at you, fuckin whats your fucking name. Why the fuck can't nip battlewagons have normal fucking names.
Kyoshimo?

>>46955198 #
>[X] "Can you NOT? For like 5 minutes? I am trying to eat here. Let me at least have this one simply moment of peace. Let. Me. Have. This. If nothing else, at least this."

>>46955198
>[X] NO, I AM YOUR FOE!

>>46955472
I ain't suicidal, I ain't going to say shit out of turn like that.

Especially to an CO that shanks Yakuza hitmen and goes full Asura in every single fucking battle, rage-summoning entire fucking warships and literally burning himself up from the inside out because of said anger.

I will correct him once he gives the order to 'stand down' or 'carry on', though.

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>>46955529
>implying planefag can even remember that, Hiei too.

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>>46955554
Hamakaze isn't all that hard to remember.

Though supposedly she's dead I guess. ;_;

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>>46955403

wow.

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>>46955554
If you had the chance, would you use this to smite the traitor shipsluts. It performs almost exactly like pre-magnet coating gundam

>>46955570
The shipyards that get the contracts to fix/replace them afterwards, like any battleship engagement.

>>46955198
>[ ] NO, I AM YOUR FOE!

>>46955586
Then you say it after the "That's what you're doing" line.

>>46955273

>[x] "Can you NOT? For like 5 minutes? I am trying to eat here. Let me at least have this one simply moment of peace. Let. Me. Have. This. If nothing else, at least this."

MESS TIME IS SACRED YOU FUCKING BITCH HOLY FUCK AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL WE GET OUR COFEE

>>46955368
>>[x] "Can you NOT? For like 5 minutes? I am trying to eat here. Let me at least have this one simply moment of peace. Let. Me. Have. This. If nothing else, at least this."

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>>46955403

It was a toss-up between this and "boat nectar"

>>46955198
>[ ] IT ONLY TAKES ONE VERY WELL-PLACED MUNITION TO MISSION-KILL A CARRIER!

>>46955198
>[ X ] NO, I AM YOUR FOE!
Does she even know how to swordfight? Let's find out!

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>>46955403
>Flash

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>>46955101
>>46955122

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>>46955619
>Not the other way around

Deme, pls

>>46955273
Support!

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>>46955403

>>46955403
This is amazing.

GENTLEMEN. IT'S TIME.

>>46955570
Depends if the british have un-fucked their AP.

If not, Bayern.

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>>46955607
>posting non-canon designs

>>46955647
Well he is supposed to be a pretty big M, so maybe he's into pegging?

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>Houston and Hamp are being siblings
>So are Shou and Zuizui
>Exssex is probably actually drunk and dragging around Kaga while challenging battleships
>The crazy admiral who screams at the abyss and kills with a sword is getting ready to stand up
You know, I've gotta hand it to all the actual officers who still eat here. Brave sons of bitches.

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>>46955198
>[X] IT ONLY TAKES ONE VERY WELL-PLACED MUNITION TO MISSION-KILL A CARRIER!

LEAVE HARUNA ALONE GODDAMNIT

>>46955198
>[x] "Can you NOT? For like 5 minutes? I am trying to eat here. Let me at least have this one simply moment of peace. Let. Me. Have. This. If nothing else, at least this."

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>>46955647
>pegging

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There's only one Destroyer in this.

>>46955212
Goddamn.
I got to start looking around more often. Need to start collecting some of these. Especially the goddamn carriers.

>>46955659
Nobody ever said it wasn't canon, its just ambiguously canon, unlike the Gundam which shall not be named by order of god (tomino)

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>>46955659

While we wait on PF, have a documentary on the Greatest Raid of All.

https://youtu.be/nXusKM5uX0s

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>>46955403

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>>46955659
>gundam canon

you will never have sex

just puttin that out there

VOTES CALLED

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>>46955673
>You know, I've gotta hand it to all the actual officers who still eat here. Brave sons of bitches.

I laughed really fucking hard at this you have no fucking idea

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>>46955625

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>>46955741
Neither will you!

>>46955741
and one of the machines in the pic isn't even from gundam

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>>46955273
Brilliant.

>>46955771
Catte Catte please we all know that his sister fixed that.

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>>46955741

>>46955774

oh my god

dude

I was literally THIS close to writing that exact same thing on that image

you have no idea

>>46955741
Neither will you, King Gyrosizedass

>>46955705
Why are Atagos tits so huge.

>>46955771
But you yourself proved that statement false.

>>46955809
Because Pan Paka Pan

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>>46955809
Hopes and dreams.

Guys don't run into the image limit so quickly again damnit

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>>46955797

>>46955771
You gonna start holding out on him, Catte?

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>>46955771

>>46955809
The Takao-class were really top-heavy because of their massive Battleship-style bridge.

They fixed these topweight problems with Maya, so that's why the younger two Takaos aren't as stacked.

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>>46955759
Especially considering that they may be the captains of ships we'll command.
Mustin's skipper could very well have seen Hornet at meals, or be watching the current shitshow with a morbid fascination.
>That hipster saved my life. That man, right there, came to the rescue and shot the shit out of an abyssal, and now we're here, and he's having a slapfight with his sister.

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>>46955844

ahahahahaa

>>46955823
>>46955825
but really, why

why are all of the Takao's like that

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>>46955198
A drunk carrier you say?

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>>46955741
>wanting 3DPD

g r o s s

>>46955827
IT'S TOO LATE. WE'RE GOING TO HIT THE LIMIT LIKE A SR-71 HITS THE SOUND BARRIER.

>>46955792
>we all know his sister fixed him

FTFY

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YOU MADE ME USE THIS

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No offense to /qt sekojgsrgfg

This just came to mind.

>>46955771

I think that ship has sailed

or in other words, you could say that bun is already in the oven

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>The big tits destroyer is dead
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
RIP Hamakaze.

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>>46955851
So.

What would Atlanta look like, its widely considered to be one of, if not the most top heavy cruisers ever built

>>46955786
Yes~ more pictures for the slide show. I need to put these in a password protected folder so my wife doesn't stumble on to them.

>>46955767
What the fuck just happened there.

That was a pigeon, though, not a crane or eagle.

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>>46955844
ahahaha okay you fucker, that was good.

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>>46955918

>>46955918
Dammit col, you made me snort very loudly in the office.

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>>46955894
>aged up DesDiv6

>>46955918
Just tell her you're making another SHARP vid.

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>>46955911
Cowtits.

>>46955851
That's not saying much as they're still nicely sized and still pretty sex bombish (Tomboy and Nerdy babe flavors)... and wear less clothing.

>>46955908
Supposedly, don't recall any real comfirmation in the actual quest itself. That and it's IRC faggotry related so fuck that.

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>>46955918
Just for you sir.

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>>46955938

>>46955957
but shes a CL

>>46955954
HA!

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DON'T GIVE DESTROYERS MONSTER.

>>46955863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHglkEkuzJs

Threadly reminder that Jun'you is a friendly drinking buddy

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More Hamp/Houston shenanigans when.

These ones ended too soon.

I wonder if Shimikaze's heard of the LCS yet.
If there's a single thing that misbegotten ship IS, it's fast.

>>46955953
Yeah and she'd give me a very flat and dead stare before asking "why are you doing it on your laptop instead of at work? Why are you using anime characters for it and why do they all look like little girls? And most importantly why are YOU doing it in the first place?

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>>46955949
take it up with the guy who drew it then

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>>46955918
Pictures for the picture show!

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>>46955991
But what if destroyers are the ones giving out Monster?

>try to make poster
>flash keeps crashing
Could someone copy/paste the Navy Seal copypasta onto the one with the guy in the plane?

>>46955982
Doesn't matter.
>>46955991
Huh. I wonder... give DesDiv6 SCIENCE-coffee, what happens?

>>46956040
introduce her to cute girls doing cute things.

>>46955991

Nah, see, this is fucking wrong.

Give them Monster then shove them at Settle and fucking bail out. Good fucking times.

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>>46955991
Oh, we could do much worse...

>>46956040
Introduce to Kancolle

>>46955930
>>46955767
>pacman swallows a ghost.gif

>>46956076
I will pay to see this happen.
Money, alcohol, easily misplaced equipment, anything.

>>46956077
Well, we already gave her Navy Coffee, and we've seen what that does. I argue we give that to shipgirls to drink in action as a last ditch, need to utterly dodge everything measure.

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>Iowa's
>actually being able to go fast without flooding themselves

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>>46956043

>>46956076
Nah see with a type like Akatsuki you give her Black Blood of the Earth with some Vodka....then shove her at Settle and bail.

>>46956040

I've been through that exact same conversation except it was with a bunch of people from the hood and a lot more ebonics were thrown around. Good times.

>>46956076
You should do that more, maybe use Akebono, Ushio, or Mutsuki.

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>>46956076
Once the K-classes start getting shunted to japan, you will find out the true meaning off asshole hate, because these blimps came back as FLOATING ASSHOLE CATS THAT CRAP DEPTH CHARGES FROM THE SKY

>>46956040
>>46956091
What would she think of KCQ, I wonder...?

>>46956125
That is fucking RICH and I am dying of laughter right now.

>>46956118
>that fucking wake

jesus christ

Is this what happens when 50,000 tons of ship goes through the water at 33 knots?

>>46956127
All the while having some poor NCO videotaping/livestreaming the entire thing direct to fucking Liveleak.

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Now lets talk about arming carriers with large caliber weaponry.

:^ )

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As a side note, Haifuri is pretty fun

>>46956174
216,000 shaft horsepower takes no shit.

>>46956197
FAT STACKS
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S
T
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K
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>>46956076
Oh, Lieutenant. I have good news for you!

The Power Bag of Doorknobs is COMPLETE!

Sure, I had to shove in a few dozen archaeotech power fields miniature generators into it and it always run a constant, low probability chance of causing a Warp Rift if the alignement of the fields fail, but it works!

>>46956197
Battlecarriers?

What would the hull designation for those be? CVBB?

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>>46956197
Oh, right

Threadly reminder that Lexington is stacked

>>46956155
She'd find it funny and entertaining but wouldn't be able to stand the shitposting inbetween the story posts.

>>46956213
I came expecting cute and silly and shit and I got... actual story... with drama and tension and it amazes me.

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I forgot to post this in the last thread. USS Bennington (CV-20) passing the wreck of USS Arizona, date unknown.

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>EVERY THREAD

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>>46956235
Pegasus-Class

>>46956230
Lexington literally never, Guy ended up being a shitposter like navyfag.

>>46956235
Nah, early carriers had relatively large-caliber guns mounted (usually 8 inch guns) to fend off theoretical gunfire attacks. No one really realized that if a carrier could be shot at, it was pretty much already toast. IIRC Kaga had them too. Or Akagi. Maybe both.

>>46956109
Hell, I'd dig out some not so easily misplaced stuff to see that.

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>>46956246
Yeah, I'm dying to see how the speculation plays out

>>46956236
She looks like an Jewish-Araphoe chick I know. Huge fucking knockers on her.

>>46956235
>double B's
>not double DD's

>>46956266
I'd give her my Trojan Horse if you know what I mean.

>>46956266
Ah, Mirai's eternal rival for Bright's heart.

>>46956246
Archive is your friend, to avoid shitposts

>>46956246
So that's why you introduce her to DbC's transcriptions on SB, instead. No shitposting to deal with.

>>46955897
you fuckin cunt you're the little bitch that forgot the second / in the sticky ain't you

>>46956266
You know, I would go a step farther and post up some *other* sci-fi ships that combine battleship and carrier roles, but I don't want to waste picture space on those, especially when we're having such a constructive thread.

>>46956294
DD is destroyer, though, not indicative of a battleship.

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>>46956259
>You

>>46955911
skipped leg day

>>46956335
This. If they want to see the story, they can just see the transcriptions as they go up.

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>>46956280
Both did, but in much more retarded locations.

Lexington's and Saratoga's at least made sense in that they were actually usable.

Not to mention that since early-mid 1930's carrier doctrine often had CV's operating alone, with destroyer escorts at best, the chance of them running into an enemy scouting force at night/in bad weather was a very real threat (and that exact thing happened several times during the Fleet Problems).

>>46956347
... like the Galactica?

>>46956335 yeah but you have to manually find each thread and its currently behind ATM

>>46956335
SB is certainly a stomping grounds of mine.

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You look down at your half-finished meal, then up at the slow-speed, stumbling, but very kinetic charge of the staggering, stumbling Essex, and feel something deep within you finally give way. As the eyes of everyone present beat down on you, waiting for Admiral Settle, Hero of LA, Indian name “Stands-With-A-Sword” to stand up, assume the position, and start the lengthy screaming that charges your Final Attack...something curious happens.

You stop caring.

It's never, ever going to end, you realize. There will always be another crisis. There will always be another disaster. You have lost control of your life, there's no going back, and there's no reward for coming in first - just a strong incentive to never finish dead last.

So you snatch up Shoukaku's oatmeal bowl and HURL it.

>>46956139
I want belbat to leave

>>46956335
>No shitposting to deal with.

There's still shitposting there, though.
Unless you only search up DbC's stuff - and even then he incorporates some of the posts into the archive.
>>46956381
Among others.

>>46956347
Star Destroyers kanmusu when?

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Now, ball games were never your sport - fencing was. But you got pretty good at the whole ballistic arc thing - there was this one little fucker on your first deployment that filled you with such deep and horrible hatred that you went out and bought a goddamned sack of golf balls at the first liberty port (the look on the Filipino cashier's face was absolutely priceless,) and for the next few months, every time you were on night bridge watch with Ensign Asshole, it was a simple matter of slipping a golf ball out of your pocket and lofting it clear over the bridge roof towards his station on the opposite wing. It took a few weeks of sending balls into the water opposite to get good at it, but soon you could drop them on his damned cover from halfway across the ship, if you wanted. They nearly section-8ed the dumb bastard.

It turns out that throwing things is another one of those skills ingrained deep in your muscle memory, because the bowl of oatmeal arcs gracefully through the air and whaps into Essex's litso perfectly. She squeals most satisfyingly, tripping over her own feet and going down in a heap, leaving Kaga to stagger upright, still blinking at this bright new World she finds herself in.

“BLIIIIIIIIIND!” Essex is shouting. “I'M BLIIIiiioh is that yes that's maple mmmIIIIIIIIIIIIIND-”

Haruna starts violently and turns to flee, smashing right into someone trying to fill his glass with milk. He turns and glares down at the poor girl, who retreats from him in turn, looking up apprehensively at the tall man with the commander's insignia on his shirt.

“Excuse me?” he asks pointedly.

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>>46956347
>not indicative of a battleship
>insulting Lex's stacks

>>46956316
Thats the stern m8.

Hint: Look at the fucking direction the smoke is traveling in.

Also, Iowas bow has a very heavy up-slope, that would be quite visible from that angle.

>>46956394
goddamn it settle

>>46956383
Threadmarks are your friend. You can skip EVERY non-story post.

>>46956399
too bad, the corgis are a cross fanfic thing and thus the K-class hovercats will be too

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Haruna turns to flee - and sees Essex staggering to her feet, the bowl gone and the oatmeal reducing her pretty face to a single massless blob with hints of motion beneath it. She seems to have inhaled some of the meal, because all she can do now is emit vague, awful-sounding snorts and hics and moans.

“SAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-” Haruna screams, flinging herself into the arms of the hapless commander. After studying the enroaching beast for a second, he presses his empty glass against the water dispenser instead, then waits patiently for Essex to meander into range - which means he must be Fitzgerald's skipper. A quick splash of water later, and Essex is blinking, unblinded, hatless, and looking significantly more sober. With one finger on the top of her head, he gently guides Harnua away from him - then turns and shoots a Look towards your corner.

You glance around innocently for a few seconds before deciding he caught your eye. You smile and wave innocently.

He gives you a lidded-eyed look, regards his glass dubiously, and decides for coffee instead. Haruna watches him go with starry eyes, her clasped hands pressed to her chest. She turns to drift away dreamily, safe at last - and finds herself withering before the towering Umbrage of her sister Kirishima.

“I knew it,” you say flatly.

“Knew what?” Zuikaku asks.

“I really *didn't* make it off that bridge.”

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>>46956423

>>46956394
>Indian name “Stands-With-A-Sword”
It's even more perfect than I could have hoped for
>So you snatch up Shoukaku's oatmeal bowl and HURL it.
ohfug

>>46956428
what an appropriate gif

>>46956430
Yeah, I realized that after another look and realizing that the "Christmas Tree" was too small to be the JTDS antenna. Was hoping that I deleted it fast enough that nobody saw, but...

>>46956460

Yep. we bought it in LA, and this is some fucked up hell, i fucking knew it.

>>46956492
Well yeah I mean you are a devil dog.

>>46956460
Oh, looks like Haruna's gotten bitten by the BURNING LOVE.

>>46956472
>>>Indian name “Stands-With-A-Sword”
>It's even more perfect than I could have hoped for
should just be Stands With Sword, the A just adds clutter

>>46956460
>which means he must be Fitzgerald's skipper
AHAHAHAHA YES
SETTLE IS NOT THE ONLY ONE TOUCHED BY THE SHIPGIRL WEIRD

>>46956423
>It took a few weeks of sending balls into the water opposite to get good at it, but soon you could drop them on his damned cover from halfway across the ship, if you wanted. They nearly section-8ed the dumb bastard.
I don't get it. Can anybody explain?

>>46956399
>I want belbat to leave
Hey, I only post about it if someone else mentions it first.

>>46956481
You can't beat the speed of autism.

>>46956523
according to my extensive military knowledge of having watched MASH a few times, section eight is where they kick you out for being crazy

>>46956523
When you hate a man so much, you get good at pelting him with golf balls from ANYWHERE on the ship to ANYWHERE ELSE on the ship.

>>46956492
Being in Hell explains why you're afraid to bone the hotel, at least.

>>46956522

That was just a joke at the expense of the Harpoon. (75nm range woo hoo)

>>46956523
>I don't get it. Can anybody explain?

Settle just threw golf balls clear over the bridge so they'd land near the guy standing watch on the other side. Maybe even hitting his hat sometime. The guy clearly complained and everyone told him he was imagining things.

Oh, they fucking knew, but they hated him too. He was That Guy.

>>46956523
I assume it's because - since Settle was tossing them from so far away - Ensign Asshole thought he was going crazy since the golf balls seemed to come out of nowhere, and he couldn't see anyone nearby throwing them.

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>>46956197
Essex is already pretty well armed. Her AA was the best at its prime, so leveling effect is going to make her amazing at shooting down enemy planes. Not to mention she has actual jets.

And as >>46956280 said, if they can get shot at, they're in trouble.

>>46956523

He made the guy almost go legit crazy by hitting him in the head at night repeatedly while on watch.

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Hornet is flat.

>>46956492
Or maybe he survived as a spooky ghost, and he's here to haunt you and settle for the rest of eternity.

>>46956587
Why is there that rim around the elevator? Wouldn't that screw with a plane's landing gear?

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>>46956460
Magnificent.

Hokay, I'm done for tonight. We do have some writeups to post, including the newest Shimakazetime!

I'll be running an omake thread on Friday - it's canon, but not directly related to the main story - and a normal thread on Saturday. I have an idea in mind for the omake thread - it's more battle action involving conventional ships (this time, a sub vs a surface force) but if there's something else you'd like to see, sing out!

>>46956605
So who was the guy one of the Kongo sisters was furtively looking at?

>>46956608
that thing is like, 3 inches tall

tops

plane wheels are several feet in diameter

>>46956587
Hornet is perflat

>>46956394
>>46956423
>>46956460
I caused all of this. I caused all of this and honestly I couldn't be happier. Fuck with my first meal of the day again eh Essex?! See how that goes for you. Settle may have chucked a bowl of oatmeal at you but I'm there glaring at you from the other side of the room, burning the paint off your hull in my hungover rage.

>>46956608
The tires on the planes could easily clear it. You just don't have any proper reference points for a plane-sized object.

So did Fitzgerald's captain just got himself a ship girl lusting after him?

>>46956608
It was to make sure planes and people didn't fall off while they were raising/lowering the elevator. It's flush to the deck when fully raised.

>>46956626
Based on her reaction to Haruna, maybe Fitzgerald's skipper.
>>46956625
Cheers boss.
Speaking of canon, what the fuck is true re: Shoukaku? Was she summoned, like in the trippy dream writeup? Or did she come back on her own like she told us on the date?

>>46956625
>but if there's something else you'd like to see, sing out!

Are we ever gonna find out about that song the shipgirls sing when you point the sonar nets at them? The one that only comes though when you put the signal though the same SIGCON stuff you use to find the SPOOPY ABYSSAL noise?

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>>46956625
Any Bama?

Have you ever been so mad you threw oatmeal at your carrier?

>>46956547
Why would the asshole ensig... oh. Oh fuck no.

I'll finish the first thought - why would the ensign get punished for being nailed with golf balls?
>>46956564
>>46956566
>>46956577

Oh. That makes sense - though one would expect that he'd start collecting them, maybe going down to a forensic office next time he's in port, getting them checked for fingerprints...

ANYWAY.
Second thought.
What if Ensign Asshole is the same poor sod that keeps getting shit on in-quest?

>>46956625
Some gun duels would be nice.

>>46956642
We need to get another bowl of oatmeal for Shou though. haha.

Good night everyone, can't wait to see what happens in the morning.

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>>46956672
Yes.

>>46956625

LGBs on battleships

more shipgirls getting used to modern times

Are the ship girls impressed by their admiral's oatmeal throwing abilities?

Look ma, no range finder!

>>46956625
God we barely fucking move in this quest do we?

>>46956704
What would it take to develop missiles that could be fired out of battleship/heavy cruiser guns?

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From: DoD ██████████████ Taskforce Assistant-Director ███████████ ████████████
███-███-████

To: DoD ██████████████ Taskforce Agent ████████ ████
███-███-████
Received: July ██ 20██ ██:██AM

Support request has been authorized. USS Lassen is leaving Duval within five hours. Attempt to establish target identity if possible. Call ██████ for help at extension ███-███. She’s still setting up the app but the database is running.
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“Foxx what are we doing?” Elly whined, flailing her arms and the long floppy sleeves of the wind-breaker she was wearing.

“We’re on a stakeout. You know, waiting for the bad guys to show up?” Foxx took a bite of his protein bar as he tapped on the steering wheel of his car. He inwardly cursed whoever it was that put a tiny hatchback eco car into the pool. His eyes drifted over to Elly who was sitting in the passenger seat upside down, legs hooked around the headrest.. He could barely see her face over the crest of her sizeable bust, it was hard for him to not stare given the close proximity to her eyes.
“Hey Elly.”

“Yeah?”

“I’ve seen some of Japan’s destroyers, and the two of ours that have come back, and they all look like they’re about eight to twelve years old, except you. You’re different.”

“What do you mean?” Elly cocked her head a little, scalp brushing against the carpet.

“”Well you’re uh... you have... your um.” Foxx made a patting motion on his chest and waist. Elly smiled, or at least Foxx thought so. He could only see her face up from the nose.

>>46956714
but human eyes ARE stereoscopic rangefinders

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>>46956636
Poor thing. Could you please not rub it in around Essex?

>>46956625
Oh fuck. Kotter's back. He brough sub witches with him.
>>>/qst/2283

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>>46956714
Guess who is probably watching.

>>46956727

A heavy dose of autism

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>>46956625
>called off work tomorrow
>PF ends at 0002
such terrible fate

>>46956625
Is Hornet ever going to meet Houston? Or for that matter will Hornet ever meet Essex?
>Will Essex call Hornet 'Big/Little E' by accident?

>>46956691
Hmmm this is true. Can't let the lady go without food.

>>46956746
>Hornet
>being relevant to this quest

neverever

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>>46956728
“Oh? Do I detect a wandering eye?” She giggled. “Well think about this, Cannon class destroyer escorts have a single stack that is about as tall as the bridge tower.”

“What does having a small….” Elly beamed a grin wide enough to peek over the crest of her bust as Foxx paused.

“You’re a short stack. Short and stacked.” Foxx’s palm quickly made contact with his forehead to a chorus of more giggles from Elly.

“Short answer is I dunno. I yam what I yam, and that’s all I yam.” Foxx rolled his eyes at the remark and went back to eyeing the water. He could see the searchlights of the two cutters patrolling the Miami waters. Sadly until the Lassen arrived sometime tomorrow Elly would on her own, since the cutters only had a pair of .50 cals each, and three 3”/50 and three mk14’s was not a lot of firepower.

“Hey Foxx?”

“Yeah?” He turned back to his upside down partner

“What makes you so sure that the answer is black people?”

“Hush you,” Foxx turned his face away, slightly blushing. He had gotten all sorts of dirty looks for his outburst in the station. “Anyhow. Where are we Elly?”

“The U.S.A?”

“Yes, but no. We’re in Florida, and Florida was part of the triangle trade.”

“The what?”

“The trade of slaves between America, Africa, and the Caribbean.”

“Ohhhhhhh. Wait,” Elly shifted in her seat, righting herself. “but, how does that link with the all of the people going poof?”

“Well that’s easy, the list of missing persons had a sudden spike in-” A burst of static from the center console cut Foxx off. A radio that the MPD had given him crackled to life.

“Home base to Spooky. Home base to Spooky. Come in Spooky” Foxx swiped the handheld radio sitting in the cup holder.

“This is Spooky go ahead.”

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>>46956728
SPOOPY
MYSTERIOUS
SLEEVE JOBS

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>>46956774

“Foxx? This is Mathis. The cutters have a visual on a bank of fog coming in from the south at about 20 knots. In about ten minutes it’ll be on top of the Biscayne lighthouse and us.”

“Where’s the meetup?” Foxx replied.

“Rendezvous at No Name harbor off of Cradon from the 913.”

“Roger that, Spooky on the way.”

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Mathis eyed his watch; it was almost go time. He was about to reach for the radio again when a tiny little two door car came sliding into the parking lot, with Foxx and his companion all but leaping out of the vehicle.

“I know for a fact that you couldn’t have made that trip at legal speeds, agent,” Mathis said, smirking.

“Yeah well, write me a ticket and send it to the pentagon,” Foxx replied, returning the smirk. “Any updates on this aggressive fog?”

Mathis’ face soured. “Sortof. This fog is playing hell with our sonar and radar. We’ve got what might be a return inside but we have no idea how big or small it is, so we’re holding back for now. I hope you have some sort of plan. A pair of Marine Protector’s won’t do anything in a stand up engagement.”

Foxx nodded. “Of course. The USS Lassen is on it’s way from Duval base and will arrive before dawn.

“Well what good does that do us right now?!” Mathis exclaimed. “We have an abyssal bearing down on us and our support is hours away?!”

Foxx put his hands up. “Calm down. We also have a hull here. She’ll be the one fighting out there.”

“A hull? You don’t mean one of those ship girls!?” Mathis exclaimed. “Are you sure they’re safe? I mean, I know they’re supposed to be on our side but can we really trust them?”

Foxx looked at Elly. Elly looked at Foxx. “Yeah. I think we can. Elly. Show him what you got.”

>>46956744
But that's just the Mark I eyeball, nothing special.

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>>46956642

The moment that last fuck flutters free is a wonderful and terrifying one.

>>46956660
>Speaking of canon, what the fuck is true re: Shoukaku? Was she summoned, like in the trippy dream writeup? Or did she come back on her own like she told us on the date?

Dream was not necessarily literal.

>>46956681
>Some gun duels would be nice.

Friendly surface assets will be... present.

>>46956722
>God we barely fucking move in this quest do we?

CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

>>46956747
>Oh fuck. Kotter's back. He brough sub witches with him.

KOTTERS BEST QM DOES PANZER EVEN LIFT

>>46956666
>Are we ever gonna find out about that song the shipgirls sing when you point the sonar nets at them?

This. This question. Is the one that gets... quad sixes. This is... wow. Just... wow.

To answer your question. The plot, is a very steep hill. At the bottom - jagged spikes studded with volcanic glass. Just cuz. Your balance - precarious.

That whole detail about the sonar, that thing? With Parker? A landmine.

>>46956676
Funny thought, but he'd have been out for a long time if he hadn't gotten promoted. He'd probably be an LCDR or CDR by now, if he's still in--remember, for officers, "Failure to Advance" is cause for being discharged from the service. And last I knew, at O-1, you only got ONE chance to be promoted to O-2 before they kicked you out.

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>>46956791
“Right-o!” Elly replied. She turned towards the water and sprinted, taking long strides as she shifted to one foot, spinning and leaping from foot to foot before planting both feet and springing off the pier. “Here comes magical ship girl Elly! Ready to save the world!”

As Elly sailed through the air the long sweater and jeans she was wearing exploded in a burst of fog. Her deep navy uniform fluttering about her as the mist receded to her shoulders where it condensed into the smokestack and antennae on her back. With a large splash Elly landed on her white gaiter covered boots and gunned her screws, propelling her out of the harbor.

Mathis looked at Foxx, his mouth agape. “Magical ship girl Elly?”

Foxx tried his best to avoid the officer’s gaze. “She...she watches a lot of foreign shows on my phone.”
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The titanic bank of fog was already consuming the lighthouse as Elly turned south at a sluggish ten knots, forming up with the pair of cutters, waiting just outside the fog bank, their engine’s idling, both machine guns angled toward the wall of mist in front of them.

“Elly? Elly come in.” Came Foxx’s voice squawking over her radio. “We’re going to proceed slowly and investigate. Once you enter the fog I’m not going to be able to maintain visual contact so stay on the radio.”

“Aye aye!” She replied, setting her screws back to one quarter and slowly advanced, the cutters following right behind her.

“Hey Foxx?”

“What’s going on. You see something?”

“N-no. I just thought I should say that this is gonna be the first time I’ve been in combat.”

“Oh.”

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ALL RIGHT!

DESTROYER DAD: POCKET BB EDITION is online!

http://pastebin.com/FAa4FVTU

Stay tuned for SHIGGY DIGGITIY EDITION

>>46956648
Quite possibily.

>>46956660
When it doubt go with what the quest says above all else. That's the rule of things "canon unless it conflicts with the main quest, which in such, it's not"

>>46956625
Arizona and shoukaku actually interacting. That and having out of battle things not run on Namek time

>>46956666
No shit.

Willie, Harder, Naka, and a few others were exposed to the sounds of their deaths as ships accidently by Parkers group in WW2. It may be related to RFV, or be a way to develop counter measures.

>>46956625
Thanks for running! Looking forward to see what you have in store Friday.

>>46956625

Something about civvie life that gives a bit of perspective to how big of a threat the abysals are. Maybe a report doing some kind of story, or Hate calling his family if that's a thing he even still does.

>>46956802
>To answer your question. The plot, is a very steep hill. At the bottom - jagged spikes studded with volcanic glass. Just cuz. Your balance - precarious.
>That whole detail about the sonar, that thing? With Parker? A landmine.
I believe the relevant phrase is "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead."
We CAN'T ignore it, at least not with the dreams. It was already too late.

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>>46956460

>>46956837
HEY! SHIMIKAZEBRO. YOU'RE UP!

>>46956816
jfc who did you get to draw THAT

MOAR

>>46956625
As fun as an omake sounds, the pace of the main quest is really making me anxious as far as unresolved shit goes.

That's it for this chapter. but like melpome mepleple.....terror/erebus writer feedback is always welcome.

>>46956811
Can't you turn down promotions, though?

That, or he got hardcore busted in rank for something that happened previously, but managed to save his career... somehow.

>>46956802
>This. This question. Is the one that gets... quad sixes. This is... wow. Just... wow.
>To answer your question. The plot, is a very steep hill. At the bottom - jagged spikes studded with volcanic glass. Just cuz. Your balance - precarious.
>That whole detail about the sonar, that thing? With Parker? A landmine.
That really doesn't sound like the thing we wanna ignore.

>>46956802
I thought all of the Parker stuff got shitcanned because navy bitched out, and he was the only one who knew how all of this naval security shit actually worked

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>>46956849

Posting for him tonight~

On behalf of Shimakaze Writefag, I present Shimakaze'd number Nine: FLIGHT OF THE FAST BOTE:

http://pastebin.com/eEYx7n4z

>still hasn't migrated to the new, dedicated Ugandan Sockpuppet Subforum
>still shiposting on the Vietnamese Pigeon Racing BBS
It still has that new hotpocket smell. Barely broken in.

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>>46956901
>Actual Shimakaze Space Program

>>46956896
>I thought all of the Parker stuff got shitcanned because navy bitched out, and he was the only one who knew how all of this naval security shit actually worked

I miss his insights, but it's not like you can't learn about how sonar/sound-waves and SIGINT work from other sources.

>>46956040
"Because it'd be funny" isn't an acceptable answer?

>>46956936
>Vietnamese Pigeon Racing BBS

ahahahhaahahah

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Magical Dork CV-9 Essex vs Magical Yahweh SecNav & Magical MegaBitch IJN Kaga

"Ah! There she is!" A voice says from the shadows.

I throw open the doors to the conference room and pose, cocking my hips and crossing my arms beneath my chest, fingers tapping at the crook of my elbow. Colbert sat on my shoulder, his piercing gaze keeping a sharp eye for threats. All other eyes? On me. At least I, think they're on me. There's a bunch of huge tvs in here, each with a different face waiting. The glare from the monitors is almost blinding. The effect was intimidating. Having to stare down the Secretary of the Navy like this, I wouldn't blame a lesser man for flinching.

However, FEAR is not in the dictionary that Essex knows! I mean, yes, it was in my dictionary. I did know the definition. TECHNICALITIES. Fear is for the Japanese– Wait. No. They were tenacious and fought like the Alamo on the islands– FEAR is for the ITALIANS! However, I am composed! Elegant! Perfection! I stride down the long carpet to mahogany conference table with measured grace. My heels dig into the soft carpet as I walk by the sole marine in the room–

*FWACK*– *SQUUUAWK*

And I trip, face planting into the red, velvety carpet.

ONE TIME, I think to my self, I trip over the Nautilus ONE TIME, and everyone remembers me as klutz! At least Colbert was fine. The bird had taken off and escaped from my tumble. My momentum carries me face over, and I'm rolling, crashing through the furniture, until I'm finally able to leverage my core, and pop off the ground.

>>46956818
>http://pastebin.com/FAa4FVTU
Ooi and KTKM have broken up in-quest, though. That being said, fuck yeah awesome.
>>46956896
>>46956941
That, and we can always get another navy-fag to assist, given how connected this quest is with actual military personnel by now.

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>>46956818
Oh look, Ooi being a bitch. What a surprise!

>>46956937
Speaking of, KSP finally updated to 1.1 not too long ago

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>>46956960
Dust lingers in the air among the mess of strewn chairs thrown aside. Unhurt, legs crossed, and impossibly relaxed, I sat in the soft leather chair at the head of the conference table. I brush the dark locks back in place and adjust my headband. A perfect landing, I think to myself. There's a flutter of wings, and Colbert returns to his perch on my shoulder.

"Gentlemen, our newly returned carrier, and lead ship of her class." SecNav says, warmly clapping as he introduces me to his staff. "CV-9 Essex. She likes to make an entrance."

CALCULATED.

"It's good to be back, sir." I smile at the crowed, settling into my smug and assured aura. "You wanted to discuss something with me?"

He nods. "Jimmy, if you could?" SecNav says, and the marine behind me clacks away on his little device. Suddenly, a bunch of screens light up, and charts and graphs appear. Viewer numbers, page hits, something about "Internet traffic", pie charts showing poll results, a complicated web of various people– Oh hey! Admiral Beatrice was on there!– and more importantly, various instances of that "web stream" I walked in on. My eyes widen in shock and embarrassment as I watch my self valiantly, and fruitlessly, fight against the "anonymous horde" of "4chan" as they invaded Kongou's stream.

"DELETE THIS!" I sputter, dropping all compares and turning the same shade of crimson my other self in the monitor glowed with. That was when those monsters were asking me HORRIBLE questions! Like my weight! You don't ask a lady how much she weighs! That's rude!

"I'm sorry Miss Essex, but that isn't possible." An admiral says. There's a clock on his screen. It's past midnight? Whoa, is he talking to me from Washington? "The stream was public and open to the public. It's been spread all over the Internet!"