>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_Destruction
Who's this Slaanesh guy, anyway?

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Demonic_Mage_Physiology

Holy fucking shit, the kek is maximum

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magnetic_Projectile

If the animu gif on the page is any indicator, yeah, probably.

My ass is safe for another day.

>>46840763
>decide to reroll because can't be two Tzeentch

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Living_Anomaly

Welp.

Still can't do anything about these fucking captchas though

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Biomorphing

If I can morph into anything, I could just morph into a stronger chaos space marine.

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Athleticism
Can't catch me, fucker

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Religion_Embodiment

Welp, now he can defile me and my religion.

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>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Underworld_Lordship

Tzeentch has given me power and authority over a realm normally associated with Nurgle. I don't know what bullshit you're pulling, Tzeentch, but.... I'm ok with this.

Thanks Tzeentch! Have a peacock pheasant!

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hindsight

I explain exactly where everything the 40k universe went wrong.

He might just shoot himself, otherwise I'm in for a good time.

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>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Consumptive_Replication
>mfw
holy shit that is slaaneshi as fuck

>>46840876
wait a second, does this mean I just became the Emperor?

>Lethal Environment Manipulation
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lethal_Environment_Manipulation

I guess I kill him.

>vector manipulation
Say hello to the sun!

>>46840954
Well the Emperor was apparently nigh omnipotent before people started worshiping him.

So no?

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Humility_Empowerment

Tzeench, buddy, do you want to talk to me about something?

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_Manipulation

I shall never run shy of lube. I shall drown him in it.

>>46840672

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Higher-Dimensional_Abomination_Physiology

Jokes on him, I -am- Tzeentch!

>>46841091
>just being a -thing- makes you Tzeentch

Hey, Tzeentch can shoot lightning, dude, you're like way worse than he is!

Duh

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Pillar_Projection

Neat. I think I can take him.

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fork_Manipulation

well, fuck

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Power_Augmentation

If I'm scared enough, there is no problem. But if there is no problem, I'm not scared enough.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hakutaku_Physiology

So, omniscience, basically. Also unaging. Total pre and post cognition. Any victory that can physically be, I may have. And there are many paths to victory that humans cannot see because of their limited imagination.

>>46841284
Slaaneshi followers crave extreme emotions and experience..... I feel that this is just going to compound the issue.

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bond_Manipulation
Aha! Looks like it is HE who will suffering the orifice abuse tonight!

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Filtering

I think I'm fine. I just delete the Marine coming to rape me.

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>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sex_Magic
>Sex_Magic

>>46841248
Hory shit.

>>46841507
that other guy had some hope, I see no way to use this other then to spread them.

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>>46841507

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>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Space_Manipulation

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sanctification

FUCK YOU DAEMON, EMPEROR BLESSES ME!!!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stealth_Tactics

Metal boxes?

>>46841507
>>46841616
I feel like that would only make your situation worse.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Guilt_Augmentation

The marine feels enormous shame at his many lifetime of truly depraved acts and turns back towards the light of the Emperor.

>>46841507
Tzeentch both taketh what he giveth away.

>>46840672
>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Galaxy_Destruction
uhh guys what do I do?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sound_Manipulation

THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW!

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>>46840672
>The power to have negative supernatural effect placed upon you.

Y-You wouldn't touch an innocent spawn, would you Mr.Marine? grblgblglbgblgrbblgrl!

>>46841862
Destroy the galaxy.

>>46841862
End it, anon.

Let 40k die before they Sigmarize it.

Give us the mercy Fantasy deserved.

>>46841862
Let it die, give 40k the death it deserves.

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ultimate_Acid
Melt, fucker

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mockery_Physiology
So i turn him into a follower of the emp. Muhaha

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>>46841897
>mfw when I do what Abbaddon couldn't and end it all

>>46840672

> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Orientation_Manipulation

... I mean maybe?

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planar_Entity_Physiology

I guess I'm blinking back to my home plane, possibly bringing his dick with me. Then I can poop it out and add it to the trophy cabinet.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Embodiment

I won.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parallel_Viewing

Oh boy I can watch my horrific rape in multiple dimensions!

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artificial_Martial_Arts

I never asked for this

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blade_Retraction

My body is ready.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disintegration?useskin=oasis

I stand a decent chance

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>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery

YEAAAAH

>>46842177
The usual Khornate response to Slaneshi bullshit

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Amusement_Park_Monarchy
You are a real dick, Tzeentch, you know that?
Fuck you.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tengu_Physiology
>the tengu were originally thought to take the forms of birds of prey, and they are traditionally depicted with both human and avian characteristics.
I play tricks on him like daddy tzeentch would.

>>46842225
You must make Mr Bone's Wild Ride.

Quickly!

Not as good as some others here, but it will save me. Brb going to walk straight into the eye of terror

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Reflection?useskin=oasis

>>46842403

Oh shit, never mind, I'm fucked

"User can only reflect powered attacks but fatal to physical attacks."

>>46842454
Yeah but if you make it into the eye of terror it destroys itself.

Or at the very least whatever are you are in unravels from existence because the entirety of the warp is pure energy taking various forms.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Creation

This power seems counterproductive here...

>>46842503
well you'll be needing a new body after the shit he's gonna be putting you through..
>by body I mean anus

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Object_Sensing
Yay... I guess???

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Brain_Drain
Sure do want to take brain powers from ripped fuckhuge pervert.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Negation

I mean... I survive I guess

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Golden_Rule
Goddamn it, Tzeentch, what the fuck does this do for me in the short term? I'm going to be rich, fine, but I'm still getting raped to the Warp and back. The hell does this do me?

>>46842672
But after that anon, would you really want to?

>>46842688
You'll be able to buy yourself a new ass afterwards at least.

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photokinetic_Whip_Generation
Time to introduce a new type of bondage.

>>46842722
If I still have enough of a body left to- No, wait, slaaneshi take pleasure in excess. Surely, a great enough excess of money will prevent my Warp fucking!

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>>46842847
>tfw they take your money and ass rape the shit out of you

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Milk_Mimicry
fucking tzeentch

>>46842949
No use crying over spilk milk mate.

>>46842935
Shit, you're right. He would do that... I know! I'll pay everyone else with powers in this thread enough money, they will act as meatshields for me unconditionally!

>>46840672
This nigga passes the fuck out
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Serenity_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

>>46840672
bitch slap him back into the eye of terror.

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Manipulation
Ya know, I'm alright with it.

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Desire_Inducement
I make him want to fuck the next fire hydrant

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ergokinetic_Claws

Considering that it's a damn chaos space marine I doubt I'm ever going to get a chance to kill it but I can damn sure make sure he doesn't get to fuck anything other than a corpse today.

Goal: Land at least one hit that'd make Russ proud before I die.

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Zipper_Generation
I think I can do this

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Velocity_Manipulation

Looks like one of Fulgrim's pathetic offspring is about to get wrecked hard for abandoning the Siege of Terra and for all their faggotry during the Legion Wars.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Warping_Presence?useskin=oasis

Warping Presence? My mere existence fucks with Tzeench. I must be his champion or some shit. This Chaos Marine is gonna get mind fucked until he becomes a chaos spawn.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Instant_Learning
I learn his fighting style to counter him, or could I learn how to be an Avatar of the Emperor?

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fission_Inducement
Thanks, Tzeentch this going to be mighty helpful.

>>46841248
I guess you could say that your totally forked?

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immutability
Rekt

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul-Bound_Weapon

This one is really broad, I could have anything from a soul bound long sword to flaming browning machine gun. Unless it increases my initiative or can be used at ranged I'm done for.

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>>46843975
And with that pun i knew there was no longer a place for me on this Earth

>>46843975
Fork you, man.

>>46844127
I'd rather spoon : D

>>46843975
This is getting out of hands, godammit Tzeentch

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>>46844213
That's why there's always a fork around in case things get out of hand

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Vessel

Hahaha. Chosen of Tzeentch. Eat shit, degenerate follower of the ladyboy god.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fungal_Empowerment

Tzeentch sends me the blessings of Nurgle! Good thing there's a box of mushrooms and a chunk of Roquefort cheese in my fridge, Imma go full Man-thing on that Slaaneshi twat.

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Papyrokinetic_Wing_Manifestation

What the fuck

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fairy_Soul

Despite how faggoty it is, i suppose this guy can't fly for shit.

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Fire_Constructs

Can Dark Fire Constructs melt through ceremite plates?

>>46844800
Well you'll have to be quicker than him and hit him first so there's that

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Environment_Creation

Wow that is just fucking easymode for me I just create a frickin lava pit underneath mister ass destroyer here and close the hole with tons of granit.

>>46844981
>close the hole with tons of granit
Also what he's gonna do to your ass once he catches you

>>46844981
Well that's unfortunate, as granit is not a real thing.

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Idea_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

I embody the idea of not taking it in the booty, and thus it is so

>>46840672

>Body Heat Camouflage

If I bury myself alive he may not notice me. Pray for me fa/tg/uys

>>46841466
King Crimson, plz.
>>46841507
U gon get raped.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Force-Field_Manipulation
Good luck, I'm behind 7000 force fields.
No, better idea, project "CSM hamsterball" is go!

>>46841248
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fork_Manipulation

The fuck are you talking about it doesn't give you a scale for your fork creation/manipulation. Make an Imperator Titan out of Forks and kill him. Or materialize forks in his brain and hearts. Think it through.

>>46840672

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Avian_Manipulation

I have control of birds.

Greater Tzeentch daemons are birds.

I get one to fight the champion for me.

>>46840892
Thanks captain hindsight!

>>46845670
CACKAWW MOTHAFUCKA!!!

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nuclear_Explosion_Inducement

Hope you like you're ass blown out you degenerate fuck of a space marine.

Hell I'll nuke the whole of the fucking warp. I'M THE GOD NOW SLAANESH DO YOU HEAR ME? PREPARE FOR MY NUCLEAR WARMTH IN YOUR ASS!

>>46845723
>"Oh please nuke me. NUKE ME BABY!"

You really think that'll work?

>>46840672

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Annoyance_Inducement

Let's see a Slaaneshi deal with an excess of just wanting this bullshit to end.

>>46845801

That's such a Tzeenchian contradiction my sides hit orbit

>>46840672

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Marionette

Now I can make him go fuck himself!

>>46840672


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cleanliness_Manipulation

He'll enjoy using my clean body

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ultimate_Acid

FAAAABIUUUUS BILE IS IN THE HOUSE!

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orifice_Invasion

How tzeenchian

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Punishment

Hm. I feel like he would just get off to this

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Polearm_Proficiency
Sounds like a fun time

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Formlessness
HAHAAH
TRY TO DICK ME NOW GAYBOY

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnidirectional_Disaster_Waves

C'mon fucknugget, lets dance!

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Domain_Warping

Stay the fuck off my planet.

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>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ability_Intuition

So... after I get my ass kicked, in that split second before I die, I will intuitively understand in future how to avoid said asskicking.

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pollen_Manipulation

Do Astartes have allergies?

>>46847082
Yeah,but it mostly it involves taking battle cannon shells to the face.

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Logic_Embodiment

>Mind control
>Metaphysics manipulation
>Causality manipulation


I basically control reality, so I guess so.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Thermovariance
>The power to fry people's organs and blood, burning them up from the inside out.

Praise Tzeentch!

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>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Detection

Well, at least I'll know when he's coming.

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Party_Inducement

Tzeentch, what the fuck? I'm turning Slaaneshi, you bird fuck.

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spider_Physiology
Does whatever a loyalist can't, spins a web of lies,
catches imps just like flies, Look out, here comes the spider abhuman.

Is he strong? Listen Lord, he's got heretical blood.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Damage_Empowerment
GO AHEAD
DO IT HARDER

>>46847189

Kek

>>46847250
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Logic_Embodiment

>The user can understand anything in no matter what situations.

But can you tell why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Science_Manipulation

We super science now

who /heretek/ here?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purifying_Slash

...Well, he's not a traitor anymore. Of course, since I got the trick from Tzeench, it'd probably reek of heresy, so I may well still be buggered.

No, no. Clearly it's a blessing from the Emperor himself.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physics_Manipulation
Thanks Tzeentch I knew I ran your army for a reason. I totally kick that space marines ass btw.

>>46840672
>Power Borrowing
If you take down my orifices than by the emperor I am taking yours down with me

>>46846659
>Emperor's Children
Your ass is gonna get a little more than kicked, friendo.

>Trajectory Curving

His dick will never reach my ass as long as I keep bending it.
I survive the night...but now I might have dislocated every bone in my body.

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_Scream
I'm already a noise marine, anon.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Submission

Fuck you, Tzeentch, that's not funny.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Esoteric_Lightning_Manipulation

I honestly dont know. Maybe? Isnt this just being a psyker? Is Shazam actually a psyker?

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>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Penetration_%26_Protection
I have truly been blessed.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_Randomization
Everything is going to be okay.
Or absolutely terrible.
One of those.
Maybe.

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>>46840672

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gastropoda_Physiology

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Genetic_Mutation
Hopefully it's x-men level mutation.

>>46848791
How Tzeentchian

>>46840672

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transformation_Beam_Emission

I win.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Hatred_Inducement

I don't survive but he's never happy again.

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Situational_Strength

I'm feeling pretty good about this.

>>46849058
Was he truly happy before, though?

>>46848767
Winner winner

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>>46847959
>Mind Control

Bitch. They like cinnamon toast crunch because I fucking told them to.

>>46840672
> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Transferal

fucking kek

>>46849138

Shut up and get back to begging the Emperor to cuddle with you again.

>>46849154

He still has to fuck you to death first. Prepare your anus, or An Hero first.

>>46849218
Meh. It's between 'living beings.'

Anon could just go to a pet store, pick up a ferret, and wait.

Well...
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Galaxy_Destruction
No.
But no one else does either.

>>46840672

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fortification_Creation

Oh my dear boy I'm going to make a iron cage for my newest birdy.

Pray to your god of excess you do not die within it.

>>46849451
>making a cage so sturdy not even his soul escapes

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Consumptive_Biological_Regeneration
He instantly recognizes me as a true champion of Slaanesh and helps me to achieve ascension through eating on the finest of parts.
Or he recognizes me as a new plaything and keeps me as a pet, torturing me and forcing me to eat whatever he wants just to see what happens.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Detection

Well, I'll be able to calculate, to the tenth decimal place, exactly how fucked I am.

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ductility_Manipulation
I can see myself winning pretty easily with this if I have enough time to practice.
And then afterwards I can turn my dick into a diamond tentacle and do things to his orifices he cannot even imagine no homo.

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technology_Embodiment

He can try to find a biological orifice.
PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Demon_Physiology

so I guess I become a Lord of Change or something? that's pretty cool I guess.

>>46840672

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hell_Imprisonment

So...does he just turn around and go home?

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Color_Manipulation

I guess I can make sure he looks FABULOUS before I find out what those orifices look like on the inside.

>Applications: Move at light-speed.
never mind, time to be not here I guess.

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Teleportation_Combat

Unless I can teleport away parts of him, I can keep on teleporting away forever.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Steel_Mimicry
Changing chapters brb l

>>46845550
Your orificeS, anon. Prepare your mouth and peehole.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Part_Swapping
It's his asshole getting fucked.

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Condition_Manipulation

This seems pretty overpowered I could probably keep him out of the house with something stupid like he must be invited in the house to come in.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Corruption_Attacks

>>46850918
And then they lived happily ever after

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energylock_Manipulation well im fine

>>46840672
>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dermal_Armor
You ain't getting in anywhere

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Snake_Den
> grow poisonous snakes out of your body

I'm sure he will like it.

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>>46846234
Not unless your punishment consists of total sensory deprivation.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistence

At this point this fucker should worship me as the new everchosen

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Giant_Robot_Physiology
>The power to take the form of a giant robot

I think I'll actually be okay.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gender_Transcendence

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Counter

>User can reverse the moves of opponents and attack with the user's own counter moves. This technique acts as a trump card against opponent with superior power and skill, as it turns the strength of such opponents against them.

I AM GOING TO DO HORRIBLE THINGS WITH HIS ORIFICES.
WITH HIS OWN DICK

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Distance_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Well I guess he'll never catch me, thanks tzeench!

>By reducing the distance of space around an object to zero, the target can be crushed into a singularity, completely destroying them, akin to a black hole.

Oh boy, Abby doesn't have shit on me now. Planetkiller? You actuaĺly need a ship for that?
I'll just crush everyone who opposes me and no one can outrun me - don't even need the warp to travel ftl, I just reduce the distance to whereever I want to go

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Lordship
That's not even fair

>>46852259
And the two of you lived happily ever after.

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>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Environmental_Manipulation
You ain't getting into this boy's hole.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_Replication
Finally I'll know what it feels like to DESTROY MY OWN ASS

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fairy_Dragon_Physiology

What the fuck is this shit?

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>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/TCG_Manipulation
>TCG Manipulation
>The ability to have empathic control over a Trading Card Game (TCG) deck. Sub-power of Card Manipulation.

I'll show him the most degenerate and decadent of vices, in hope he forgets about me. Buying stupid shitty cardboards with low quality art for ridiculous prices.

>>46840672

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chaos_Embodiment

Welp, guess I'm a Chaos God now.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orifice_Invasion?useskin=oasis

I think I got this boys, thanks tzeench!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electricity_Solidification

Thanks Tzeentch, I guess it qualifies as a Dark Mechanicum power.

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicompetence

I can think of waaaaaaaaay worse powers to get. Poor Emperor's Children's champion. I'm going to enjoy skull fucking him, the douche.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Physiology

Have fun getting your dick and whole body turned into ash as i turn into fucking sun-plasma!

>>46849894
But anon, what if he's a Slaaneshi heretek?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Higher-Dimensional_Abomination_Physiology

Hah, can't fuck me if I don't have corporeal form!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spherical_Form

I have no orifices, checkmate motherfuckers.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Weapons

Well I certainly have a chance

>Purification
>>46848138 actually has to connect with the crazy rape marine.
I do not. Let the cleansing begin.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Invulnerability

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Sensory_System
>The user's natural five senses are pushed at the highest limits of human perfection; meaning that their sense of sight, touch, hearing, smell and taste are enhanced.

>A mighty champion of the Emperor's Children, a veteran of the Long War, is coming to your house to do things to your orifices you cannot even imagine.

>enhanced touch
>enhanced smell
>enhance... t-taste...

Tzeentch is indeed a cruel and ironic God.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Picture_Imprisonment

>The power to trap other beings in pictures

oh wow

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>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Bullet_Projection

That's quite surprisingly useful

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enslavement_Branding?useskin=oasis

Hooray, now he's essentially on the side of Tzeench too.
>Make him rape himself

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nephilim_Physiology
So if i go trascendant i become just like Emps?

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>>46840672
Implying that chaos is mighty. Time to die heretic.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Domino_Effect

I will flip a coin off a bridge so that he will realize that his issues are from his father never loving him

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Lord_Physiology


That will work.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Powered_Form
Surprise mutha fucka.

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>>46843518
I suppose the crimelord profession is in the future

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Opposition
Does this help me?

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chaos_Physiology
I am become the warp

>>46840672
Angel creation.... I think I got this.

>>46840672

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Order_Disruption

>Order Disruption

...did I just win at Chaos?

>>46857696
I guess you could just walk into the Warp by that point, calmly remove Tzeentch from his desk, flick his name plate from said desk, recline in his chair, and take a sip from his #1 Chaos God mug.

>>46840672
>Emperor's Children
Why do people even like these assholes? Actually, do they even have fanboys?

>>46858907
Because they're the most assholish assholes in the asshole faction. They're funny.

>>46858907
I can't stand them pre-Heresy, but as soon as they start doing drugs and sodomizing each other they become hilarious. I like how everyone seems to agree that these guys in particular are the worst and most obnoxious assholes out there.

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Miracle_Manipulation
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Garbage_Manipulation
o-okay

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Subatomic_Manipulation
Reality PLEASE.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destructive_Dominion

Holy fucking shit I guess I own a slaaneshi marine now. Along with anything else I feel like destroying I guess

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>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orifice_Invasion


>HelloDarknessMyOldFuckingFriend.gif

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tortoise_Physiology
Well, that's going to do fuck all to help me. Shit.

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>>46849451
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>>46841862

Let the Galaxy Burn.

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>>46861869

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sadness_Augmentation

The fuck, Tzeentch?

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Wing_Manifestation
:)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Samsara_Manipulation
This power seems op as hell, could definitely win the fight with it.

I feel like this is actually a negative in this situation....

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Infinite_Resurrection

>>46841507

.....
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Projection

Is Marine dream coming true...
Horus dating Fulgrim all over again.

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Knowledge
Shit just got real in this Kos.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Manipulation

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Event_Manipulation

I am become tzeench, changer of ways

> Slaanesh coming over to fuck my arse
> Tzeentch gives me expanded presences power

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Expanded_Presence?useskin=oasis

Sense of humour

>>46859406
Congrats, you have power over waifus and quest threads.

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>>46863782
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Entity_Physiology

I was Tzeentch all along

>Magnetic skin
Just when I thought his dick wouldn't fly in my ass any faster

>>46848918
Hope you enjoy being a chaos spawn.

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Doubt_Manipulation

So,I am fucked anyway.

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>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Portal_Redirection

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Belief_Vocifery

I believe this CSM is going to be fucked by Slannesh now

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Strength_Absorption
his resistance only makes me harder?

>>46840672
Rarity manipulation:
with associated powers that include existence erasure. I am pretty sure that I will be ok, except for the discovering that 40k is real somehow.

>>46840672

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vaewolf_Physiology

I deserve to be killed for having this much of a special snowflake power.

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>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniscience
I turn back the clock, eliminate all four of the Chaos Gods and guide The Emperor to ultimate victory.

There's just one catch:

16And The Emperor, when he was baptized, went up straightway out of the water: and, lo, the heavens were opened unto him, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove, and lighting upon him: 17And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased."
-Book of the Imperial Creed 3:16-17

This time we do it right.

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sealed_Form
... so, do I get to go THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM or am I a fetus?

>>46841507
The Champion doesn't realise who the real rape victim here is going to be.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Philosophy_Embodiment

Prepare to get MEDITATED bitch!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Marionette

Well, unless spess mahrines have some bullshit about not having shadows, I'm good

>>46840672

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Heat_Camouflage

Welp, i'm dead.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/War_Embodiment

Huh,Fitting

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Inducement

Emprah save me all this will do is make it worse.

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pride_Aura
>Getting more powerful by manipulating the pride of those around you
>Emperor's Children
Topest of Keks

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fairytale_Warping
How quaint, but I'm afraid that this isn't how this story ends.
>Wrong Neighbourhood Intensifies

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rule_Transcendence

oh
oh my
i was prepared for some shitty power for the situation like 'cant die' or 'free tentacle arms on demand' or 'can blow up balloons really fast'

this is something nice to have


thanks tzeench! i shall be a loyal servant

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bodily_Gas_Manipulation
I suppose I could control the shape of the gases within him to puncture him from the inside, but that's still pretty ridiculous.

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosion_Transformation

Explosion transformation? Like, I can turn myself into an expl-
>The power to transform anything into a explosion.

This is broken as hell. Unless I can only do it to things I touch, in which case I need one of those bomb squad suits.

Still, at least the EC is going to lose his whatsits when they touch my precious boipuccy.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_By_Sex
Well shit

>User can create pole-arms from nothing or by shaping the existing matter or energy. Depending on what the weapon is made of, it can posses a variety of abilities and be very effective in both offensive and defensive combat.

Hold him off with a neverending supply of sticks appearantly

>>46862655
Tzeentch has made you his new Aekold Helbrass, apparently. You are now effectively Tzeentchian Jesus.

"And finally, the great god Tzeentch bestowed the Breath of Life.

A most unusual gift that would allow Aekold to create life wherever he walked, twisted with the ever mutating energies of Chaos. The essence of Chaos would rush out of his being like a never ending tidal wave, gifting life in all its forms both wonderful and devastatingly disturbed. In this way he would change the world for the better in the name of his patron - for all forms of life is change, praises to his Master.

Where Aekold walks the grass springs green and flowers blossom, desert sands and stony rocks bursts into life. Any living thing he touches springs into new and vigorous growth. Even the long dead wood of doors and staves takes root upon his touch.

His touch can restore health to creatures that are upon the threshold of death; even death itself cannot harm Aekold for such is the power of the Breath of Life. He will live forever an immortal in a mortal shell.

But for all its wonder, his touch is as indiscriminate as it is potent for where he gives life so too does he gift the ever mutating and dark energies of Chaos. For where there is grass, they by the whim of Tzeentch form into blades of glass that cut the feet. Where flowers blossom they release spores which melt the eyes and those who are given life find hollow coldness in their hearts - their souls now play things for the Architect of Fate.

Aekold was last seen nearly 500 years ago to the Dark Lands of the followers of Hashut. There he sought the legendary forge known as the Volcano’s Heart. What diabolic pacts were made is anyone’s guess but one can only wonder of the possibilities of fusing the devastating forces of Aekold’s gift with the daemon technologies of the Chaos Dwarf."

>>46844404
You sprout wings of fire that go NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH! at people.

>>46855026
Then he's REALLY screwed.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Soul
I think im good... hell.. I might even have invited him over O.O

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remote_Teleportation
Can't decide whether to troll him or just drop a large, heavy object into his chest cavity

What the fuck am I doing, Slaanesh is best god, I port in Earth's best whores for him and become bros

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pinniped_Physiology

>I'll just turn into a seal man thing, how the fuck you gonna deal with that cunt?

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Power_Absorption

thanks tzeentch

Lolol Fate Denial. Looks like that veteran of the long war is actually going to OPs house.

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photographic_Teleportation
Well I can keep running till I die of old age anyway.

>>46878861
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_By_Sex

Turn him into a stick more like.

>>46880820

Can you just take a photo of him as he's coming, and teleport behind him and go for a decap? If it doesn't work try again from a new angle, you have infinite tries. Welcome to Dark Souls IRL.

>>46881365
Huh, seems like I would be better just using liberal amounts of explosives.
Enough almost catching me then suddenly explosions might eventually kill him, if not it would be fun anyway.

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Belief_Vocifery

Just as planned.

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>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Winter_Manipulation

I think its time for him to let it go..

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fifth_Dimensional_Lordship

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

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>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Failure_Embodiment

Kek

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Attack

I pretty much become Saitama without super physical body... I could instant killed him before he could rape me.

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>>46882030
>Failure Embodiment

Does that mean you've become so undesireable he actually turns around and leaves?

That's one way to avoid buttrape I guess.

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temptation_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

I am Slaanesh. I find this all so exciting.

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Impossible_State_Survival

Yes, I survive

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Taint_Generation
I'm a follower of Slaanesh anyway, so this'll be good.
>Marine bursts through the front door attempting to open it, and walks in through the hole he made
>Is surprised the lobby of my house lavish, large and unfathomably large for the tiny domicile he'd just walked in, as if it was growing in grandeur by the second as things shifted and warped just out of view
>Alone, on a small, wooden stool in the middle of this grand foyer I sit, clad in nothing but a leather jabroni outfit, tight studded leather straps glimmering in the just off lighting of the room
>I look up to the marine, who stares at me with confused intent, cautiously wading towards me, he had seen more twisted things, luxurious architecture and impossible spaces were near normality in the Slaaneshi warp
>when I'm sure he's in my earshot, I meet him eye to eye, I have the expression of a lost puppy and yet any other mortal would have soon lost his mind meeting the gaze of such a venerated champion of the prince of pleasure. And with that I exclaim
"I like to fulfill people's fantasies"
>The marine stops, and sneers at the comment, responding in a condescending and self sure tone
"What fantasy of mine do you possibly think you, my pathetic prey, could fulfill"
>I respond, in a calm and honest tone
"Your deep, dark fantasies~."
>And with those words the entire room convulses suddenly, great marble pillars unwinding into great snapping whips and leather bondage tentacles, wrapping themselves around the champion before he could possibly make the move to break free, he cries out in anger in defiance of his sudden arrest
"What is the meaning of this! What authority do you think you have over me wretch!"
>and I respond
"I'm the BoyNextDoor "
>Unspeakable things happen to the marine, it involves vocaloid songs remixed to naked wrestling and is uploaded to Kink.com

>>46883950
>Is surprised the lobby of my house lavish, large and unfathomably large
>large and unfathomably large
you tried

>>46878732
Enjoy being Killer Queen

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Lord_Physiology
>Demon Lord

As a follower of Khor BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Origin_Manipulation

Well, he's about to have a very bad day.

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/System_Manipulation
>Power to manipulate all systems in all scales. The core power of Domino Effect and Butterfly Effect. The user can manipulate every type of system at any range, scale, or magnitude, whether organic or inorganic, physical or non-physical, granting the user nearly unlimited power.
So I win?

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Survivability

>Do you survive, /tg/?

because that is all the power does......now does that mean i would want to. not really after what would happen

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Artistry

insta win

>>46848464
But you won't be getting raped at all though.

>>46852090
He could still enjoy the amount of peice that may come with that. No telling.

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>>46858907
I love Emperor's Children Pre-Heresy and Post. Absolute brown-nosers that were some of the best the Astartes had to offer. Then the almighty Prince of Pleasure brings them the perfection they so desire. Now they're as sadistic as the Dark Eldar (if not far worse). Fucking marauding pirates of ecstasy. What's not to love. They even killed other chaos legions for shits and gigs. I love them and Slaanesh.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Boundary_Manipulation

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pheromone_Manipulation

I feel like maybe I already had this power, hence my predicament

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Homo_Superior_Physiology

We god now boys

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Environment_Creation
He can stay at my house for all I care, I can literally magic up whatever to live in instead.

>>46840892
holy shit kek

he'll just shoot himself from boredom or defile you even harder

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Genie_Physiology

Git shr3kt

>>46840672
Fuck, this resonates with me so well. I'm all about control and never thought of this power.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Command?useskin=oasis

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinesis
I either throw him into the upper atmosphere, or fly away, depending on how powerful I am.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Godly_Incarnation

I win

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fantasy_World_Creation
Ha, now your in MY magical realm

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>>46840672
I get to pull a j-lo and tell him that i've had enough http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Voice

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arrogance_Inducement
THIS
DOES
NOTHING

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kelpie_Physiology

can space marines drown? otherwise i am fucked literally

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tattoo_Creation

is this the most degenerate power ever?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Curative_Countenance
Is this useful?

>>46840672
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Agility

I'm just a really dodgy fucker

>>46892766
>Speed has everything to do with it! You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game.

>>46849081
What if it's the wrong situation?

>>46879938
>a seal man thing is fine too

>>46840672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sloth_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

I can induce slothfulness, which may have a slightly greater effect on a hedonist of the Third Legion. At the least, it might negate the combat drugs and give me precious seconds to end my own life before this guy turns me into a disposable hand puppet slash cock sock. At best, I can peel the power armour from his slack limbs and sell it to Google for a tidy sum, do the same with the progenoids and the rest of his genhanced flesh. Any magic I'm keeping though.

Hopefully this, combined with my ability to create constructs out of the energy of pure laziness, means I live through it.

I'm fucked. :(

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Fruit_Empowerment

>>46894186
And eaten, though an EC probably would have rendered you into drugs after you died.

>>46894186
You'll be fine as long as he's a psyker. If an sorcerer of the Emperor's Children doesn't count as a "supernatural fruit", I don't know what does.

>>46840672
Looks like I got lucky with taboo inducement.