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>we aren't fired
>because we aren't done suffering

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“But you *did.* And by tomorrow morning, millions of people are going to see you and Goto getting played like accordions by those two shipgirls.” You can hear his grin over the phone. “You looked like you wanted to hide behind Arizona at some point.”

You open your mouth to object - and wisely close it without more than a miserable whimper. The CNO accepts that as answer enough. “Yeah. Essex is...” you glance at your computer reflexively to see Essex charging the monitor in a rage, only to yank the curtain rod off the window. It manages to dive between her ankles and send her skidding face-first over the floor. “... herself,” he decides, “but those two battleships... Settle, that's pretty much the first impromptu and non-scripted appearance of kanmusu on the public stage we've had. Emphasis on impromptu. You just showcased a kanmusu openly and brazenly disobeying orders - everyone's worst nightmare come to pass - and what horrible goal is she pursuing?”

“... draping herself over her commanding officer,” you reply.

“And getting jealous over him, too,” the CNO finishes. “And you and Arizona-!”

“It was mostly Arizona that salvaged it,” you reply. “I, uh... just... stood there. Mostly.”

“You *translated* for her, Settle,” the CNO chuckles. “She literally dragged your terrified ass into the room, just so you could translate for her.”

“Well, that's-”

“She *relies* on you, Settle.”

Something clamps down on your heart. “I... yes, sir. I rely on her more, though. If Essex hadn't charged in, we could've wrapped it up nice and neat. I was lucky she was with me.”

“Lucky?” the CNO asks pointedly. “I thought Thomas ordered you to keep her by your side 24/7, as your bodyguard?”

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Shit. SHIT. “I've had Northampton or a few MPs filling in the last few days,” you explain, “with Admiral Thomas's permission-”

“Why?” the CNO asks sharply.

“Arizona was-” oh, you are so fucked - “peeved with me, sir.”

Silence.

Complete and total silence.

Then, a long, pensive inhalation - the building storm that follows the crystallization of understanding.

Oh, *shit.*

“Settle... I've got an entire wartime Navy to run. I haven't had time to keep tabs on just what's going on there in our shipgirl program. And I *shouldn't have to.*” You wince - he's telling you he *will* know within forty-five minutes of hanging up that phone; or his staffers will, which is the same thing. “As of thirty minutes ago, your relationship with that battleship is an issue of national security. There's already internet fan clubs devoted to shipping, uh, the ships.”

“... shipping, sir?”

“Fantasizing about them being in relationships. One of the more popular ones is you and Goto, actually.”

“What,” you say flatly.

“My point, Admiral, is that you will keep those shipgirls in general happy - and Arizona in particular.”

“... sir,” you mutter weakly; not quite a query, just a request for confirmation.

“Yes, Settle. That *is* an order. Whatever she needs, whatever she wants, you give it to her.”

The CNO hangs up with a click.

You stare at the phone for a good thirty seconds before you fully process what the hell he just said.

[ ] ... that did not just happen. This is not a thing that happens in the Navy. There are ways around this, and you know them, very well.

[ ] Call for help. Call ANYONE. [write-in who to call]

[ ] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later. [write-in what to do]

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>>46511616
>“We... tried...”
>“And if you hadn't,” the CNO says, “two MPs would be telling you to put all your shit in a cardboard box right about now.”
Well at least there's that
>>46511661
>EVEN CNO IS WONDERING WHEN WE'RE GONNA FUCK ARIZONA

>>46511688
>[ X ] Call for help. Call ANYONE. [write-in who to call]
ESSEX PLEASE COME SAVE US

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>>46511688
>ACQUIRE GOTO. ACQUIRE BOOZE. ENJOY YOUR LAST NIGHT AS A SINGLE MAN IN HIS ARMS
hahaha!

>>46511688
>[ ] Call for help. Call ANYONE. [write-in who to call]
Fuck it, let's call our mom

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>>46511688
>[x] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later. [write-in what to do]

DRINK

>>46511688
>[ ] Call for help. Call ANYONE. [write-in who to call]

Time to call up HR for a meeting.

>>46511635
Well played Hamp.

>>46511688
>>46511740
>So, there's this girl...
Oh I love it, +1

>>46511688
>[ ] Call for help. Call ANYONE.
BOTTLE SHOP I NEED ALCOHOL STAT

>>46511688
>[ ] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later. [write-in what to do]
Settle inland dry docks to fix chuuniboats.

>>46511688
>[ ] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later. [write-in what to do]
Meet your staff.

Did the Admiral just order us to dick Arizona? And maybe Shoukaku?

Can he even do that?

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>>46511688
>whatever she wants, you give it to her
YOU HEARD THE MAN
TIME TO GO GIVE HER THE D
THAT'S AN ORDER SAILOR

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>mfw the Arizona Route has been locked by God
>mfw Bentus and the shoucucks have been rekt

>>46511688
>[ ] Call for help. Call ANYONE. [write-in who to call]
Hate we need the strong stuff, must forget everything.

>>46511688
>[x] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later. [write-in what to do]

DRINK

>>46511688
>[x] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later. [write-in what to do]
Settle inland dry docks to fix chuuniboats.

>>46511688
>[x] ... that did not just happen. This is not a thing that happens in the Navy. There are ways around this, and you know them, very well.

>>46511688
>>46511735
I'm voting for Essex because we need to vent at her for what she did.

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>>46511688
>[ ] Call for help. Call ANYONE. [write-in who to call]
I'm too sober for this shit. Call in the ensign and ask for a bike so we can ride into a side railing and break our bones.

>>46511688
>[x] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later. [write-in what to do]

Research how to make Cupcakes.

>>46511794
There's certainly nothing saying he can't.

>>46511688
>>46511740
>[ ] Call for help. Call ANYONE. [write-in who to call]
+1 to calling our Mom.

>>46511688
>[ ] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later. [write-in what to do]
DRINK

>“My point, Admiral, is that you will keep those shipgirls in general happy - and Arizona in particular.”

You heard it, everyone. Orders from God Himself to bang the shipgirls.

Let's get busy.

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>>46511688
>[ ] Call for help. Call ANYONE. [write-in who to call]
Call Edsall. SHE'LL HELP.

Yes, because us pursuing Ari after we're ordered to by a CO is going to go over so well with her...

>[x] ... that did not just happen. This is not a thing that happens in the Navy. There are ways around this, and you know them, very well.

>>46511688
WHAT. WHAT.

>>46511688
>[ ] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later. [write-in what to do]
Settle inland dry docks to fix chuuniboats.

>>46511654
No shit sherlock!

>>46511688
Is this where the planefag (tm) brand routelock comes in?

>>46511688
>>46511771
>Hey, Mom? You still have that recipe for your cupcakes?

>>46511688
>[ ] ... that did not just happen. This is not a thing that happens in the Navy. There are ways around this, and you know them, very well.
>[ ] Call for help. Call ANYONE. Naka.

It's about time we check on her too.

Failing that, we get Goto and go get shitfaced. Worked well last time.

>>46511794
He can't. That's what the first option is about.

>>46511688
[ ] Call for help. Call ANYONE. [write-in who to call]
Our HR and Goto

>>46511688
>[ ] Call for help. Call ANYONE. [write-in who to call]

--> Arizona. May as well tell her the good news, get it over with and break-in your desk. And chairs. And walls. Maybe the window too.

>America Calls For Aid (And tells Goto that he can probably do the horizontal mambu with Kongou now)
>BOOZE
>BOOZE WITH ARIZONA AND NAKA
>Write note to self to tell Staff to choose a ship that is happening online and on-base and support it to get public used to the idea the girls have love/sex lives.

>>46511688

>laughs uncontrollably
>runs out of breath, keeps laughing
>turning blue in face, still laughing
>guts are hurting
>laughter still ongoing

[ ] Call for help. Call ANYONE. [Harder. Time for him to repay a favor...]

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>>46511806
>mfw the Arizona Route has been locked by God
>“My point, Admiral, is that you will keep those shipgirls in general happy - and Arizona in particular.”

Routelocking this early? And locking out all those wonderful saltlicks? AHHAHAHAHAHA

Also speaking of SecNavs having a sense of humor, see pic attached

>>46511806
Nah. That was an appendum to the main one which was keep shipgirls happy.

If more than one wants the settle D, they get the settle D.

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>>46511688
>[x] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later. [write-in what to do]
call our computer nerds and find out how bongou got onto the interbutts in the first place. she's like 200 years old, she should have been using a clockwork cine cam and storyboards.
somebody set this up.
shit rolls downhill.

>>46511688
> [X] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later.
> [X] Look into the possibility of an inland dry dock to fix Tatsuta

Save the Chuunibote.

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>>46511688
>“Yes, Settle. That *is* an order. Whatever she needs, whatever she wants, you give it to her.”
>>46511852
We've already been stuck falling for her.
CNO just kicked away our desperate handholds

>>46511688
>[o] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later. [write-in what to do]
Settle inland dry docks to fix chuuniboats.

>>46511688
>*shouldn't have to.*
That is never fun to hear.
>>46511688
>[x] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later. [Don't we have something from Mare Island to look at?]

>>46511891
Fleet End a go.

>>46511688
>[ ] ... that did not just happen. This is not a thing that happens in the Navy. There are ways around this, and you know them, very well.

>>46511616
>>[x] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later. [Don't we have something from Mare Island to look at?]

[X] Call for help. Call ANYONE. [Goto] He's likely the only one that won't just laugh at us. He's likely in the same boat as us after all.

>>46511688
>Lie down
>Try not to cry
>Cry a lot.

>>46511688
[ ] ... that did not just happen. This is not a thing that happens in the Navy. There are ways around this, and you know them, very well.

>>46511688
>>46511819
>[x] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later. [write-in what to do]
>Settle inland dry docks to fix chuuniboats.
This.

>>46511688
>[ ] Call for help. Call ANYONE. [write-in who to call]
Hamp can fix this, and if he can't maybe being ambiguously gay with him in front of a camera will solve the people shipping you with Gato! If nothing else he should be able to shoot down your super bad ideas quickly. He's not Naka but she has her own shit to deal with.

[ ] As a prank in your ongoing back and forth with Naka hire a wedding planner to talk with her and Harder.

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>>46511688
[ ] Call for help. Call ANYONE. [write-in who to call]
CALL SHOUKAKU. WILL HAVE TO KEEP BOTH OF THEM HAPPY.

>>46511688
[ ] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later. [write-in what to do]
Settle inland dry docks to fix chuuniboats.

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So about that Pirate/Merc end guys.

>>46511688
[ ] ... that did not just happen. This is not a thing that happens in the Navy. There are ways around this, and you know them, very well.

>>46511919
>mare island

ah
hahah

ahah

ahahahahah

ahahahhahahahaha

>>46511891
It may not be a routelock but m8 you just kicked one of the last few excuses Settle had away from him
>>46511943
We sent them an email, but no response back yet
>>46511688
>[ ] Call for help. Call ANYONE. [write-in who to call]
>MOMMA!

>>46511688
[ ] ... that did not just happen. This is not a thing that happens in the Navy. There are ways around this, and you know them, very well.

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>>46511654
>that picture
I feel incredibly bad for this cat.

>>46511688
>[x] Call for help. Call ANYONE. Naka.
We need Naka's gracious wisdom and commentary.

>>46511966
>shipping you with Gato
HARDER IS NOT FOR MANLEWDS

>>46511966
Being ambiguously gay on camera is only going to fuel the goto shippers.

>>46511891
How can it not?

>Shokaku hardly any screen time
>Everyone in the goddamn base pushing towards Arizona with her getting the lion's share.

I'm getting SWQ flashbacks.

Hard to take your word, Mr. "I will finish SWQ"

>>46511688
>[ ] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later. [write-in what to do]
Mare Island/Higgins or Booze.

>>46511891

>Sense of humor.

Oh fucking christ don't go looking for that.

>>46511886
>(And tells Goto that he can probably do the horizontal mambu with Kongou now)
Oh fuck we're right.

>[ ] CALL GOTO
Gotta bring him the good news and a box of scotch.

>>46511988
Oh look I was right, Higgins was waiting for the opportune romantic comedy hijinks moment to come back

>>46511988
UNDOMESTICATED EQUINES

>>46511688
[ ] ... that did not just happen. This is not a thing that happens in the Navy. There are ways around this, and you know them, very well.

>>46511688
>[x] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later. [write-in what to do]
>Settle inland dry docks to fix chuuniboats.

We have the chance to look into this, lets use it before it slips away.

>>46511688
>[ ] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later. [write-in what to do]
Mare Island/Higgins.

>>46511988
Don't tell me they accidentally rekt Higgins' keel.

bama when

I need my ray of southern sunshine

>>46511688
>[ ] Call for help. Call Harder
Before we do anything, we need to make sure that shipsluts are more slut than ships where it counts. And who better to confirm that than the manlet?

>>46511688
>[o] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later. [write-in what to do]
Settle inland dry docks to fix chuuniboats.

>>46511988
Fuck is that not how its spelled? Fucking Higgins drydock, that place.

>Captcha is all the coffee... captcha, that ain't coffee it's lightly caffeinated sugar and cream.

>>46511688
And the CNO just waived the fraternization regs. Which, presuming SecNav backs him (which he will, duh) he can actually do. And there is a zero percent chance Arizona won't find out about it.

Wat do?

>>46511988
Can we UPS Tenryuu and Tatsuta to them for them to fix?

>>46512066
Drink.

>>46508287
>Now I'm no fly boy but I've treated my fair share of them over the years and I'm pretty sure that if they could fighter pilots would marry their damn planes. It's actually kinda disturbing.

Uh. You are more right about that than you could know. Someone... someone show him [ENGINE SCREAM.] I dare not. I can't. I can't even look at the thumbnail.

>>46511688
>you give it to her

HE MEANS THE DICK

>>46512077

And then go around base banging all the shipgirls.

>>46512064
So how many new holes you and your boss just tear? They going to be able to walk within a week?

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China will not soon forget your intransigence!

>>46511806
MWHAHAHA. If only I still gave a fuck.

Playing a game, barely watching the thread and still laughing myself hoarse.

>>46512064
>Fuck is that not how its spelled? Fucking Higgins drydock, that place.
Oh, no, you're right. I'm just laughing to myself because I'm a prick that knows something everyone else doesn't.


>>46512071
>Can we UPS Tenryuu and Tatsuta to them for them to fix?

As a matter of fact, you probably can!

>>46511688
>[ ] Call for help. Call ANYONE. [write-in who to call]
Iku knows all about fuckin, call her

>>46512064
No, you spelled it right. He's just doing the thing where he laughs/giggles ominously at a post to spook us

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Okay, it looks like I'm not banned?
At least according to 4chan's website I'm not banned.
I think I must have been put in the queue by a janitor, but a mod decided not to?

Oh well.

>>46511891
>“My point, Admiral, is that you will keep those shipgirls in general happy - and Arizona in particular.”

>those shipgirls in general happy
>those shipgirls

Did you really just give them a carte-blanche for a harem end?

I knew you were a haremfag, but not to the point of shoving it into your quests.

By the way, how is it in that blanket fort of yours? I'm guessing you're hiding in there right now?

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FLEET END IS SANCTIONED

>>46512105
>attacking sovereign US territory

break out the nukes

>>46512058
Maybe see about converting reservoir or similar into temp drydock. It isn't like you need to fix a battleship or carrier in it.

>>46512113
OK

>CHECK HOERS AISLE EMAIL
>SEE IF THEY HAVE ROOM TO FIX AND UPGRADE CHUUNIBOTES THERE

>>46511688
[ ] ... that did not just happen. This is not a thing that happens in the Navy. There are ways around this, and you know them, very well.

>>46511688
>[x] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later. [write-in what to do]
Settle inland dry docks to fix chuuniboats.

>>46512140
MODS = GODS

Oh I'm just kidding, it's just janitors that are fags.

>>46511688
>[x] Pick up some baking supplies and muffin pans

GOTTA BE PREPARED.

>>46512100
A few, for a variety of things.
>>46512113
Ah I see.
>>46512121
I guess it's a good thing I don't spook easily anymore.

>>46511688
[ ] ... that did not just happen. This is not a thing that happens in the Navy. There are ways around this, and you know them, very well.

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>>46512105

>>46511688
>[ ] ... that did not just happen. This is not a thing that happens in the Navy. There are ways around this, and you know them, very well.
samefags are out in force it looks like.

>>46512066
Also, when Kongou finds out I pity the Chief of the Maritime Staff - because does anyone seriously think she won't be pushing for the same waiver?

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>>46512140
>even anon thinks Catte's a girl.

I told you. I told you, but you didn't listen. The Macs? The skinny jeans? That desire to be swept off your feet by a hero?

Mmm. Mmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

>>46512113
[X] THIS FIRST, BED WARMER SECOND

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>>46512105

>>46512105
>Chinks attack

Great work by the way.

>>46511688
>[x] Prepare to field infinite "Bun in oven" jokes from the usual crowd

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Howdy y'all. Apologies once again for taking so long, but I should have a new chapter of Stacked Sodak edited and ready by Saturday.

I hope this will tide y'all a bit till then.

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>>46512105
>Reagan on fire
What madness is this

>>46512204
>>46512140
It's like watching a game of gay chicken except the participants are coming at it from different angles so they'll never actually crash together so it just keeps going on and on.
JUST FUCK ALREADY

>>46512204
>I told you. I told you, but you didn't listen. The Macs? The skinny jeans? That desire to be swept off your feet by a hero?

I need pics.

Pics of Neco butt in skinny jeans.

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>>46512225
ROOOOLLLLLL TIIIIIIIIDEEEEEE

>>46512105
Have I ever told you're awesome Artfag? Thanks for the artwork!

>>46512225
Cute.
I should probably read those sometime

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>>46512240
>JUST FUCK ALREADY

Now that Catte has revealed himself as a female, my Greek soul no longer finds interest in the prospect.

>>46512105
What are they going to do pretend they're competent at us? All their missiles are made in China. I bet half don't even launch right.

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>>46512225
GLORIOUS SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY

>>46512261
>not likeing or wanting traps.

SHIT TASTE.

>>46512261
Don't you have like seven other eighths that would totally call for boning anyways?

>>46511688
>[X] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later. [write-in what to do]
Settle inland dry docks to fix chuuniboats.

Maybe also check up on the manlet, just to fuck with him a bit for going out against orders, and for then for getting a proper heroes reward afterwards.

>>46511688
>[x] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later.
Get Baking supplies and call Arizona cause we

DRUNK BAKING

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>>46512140
So I guess you posted this on SB for no reason...

>>46512264
>implying this is any worse than Navy Ords

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>>46512283

>>46512294
>Settle inland dry docks to fix chuuniboats.
I don't think they'd be on time for the chuunibotes but it's still a good thing to get the ball rolling on.

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>>46512113
don't tell me, let me guess. it's because.. they suddenly have a hull-shaped, sorta-fat-destroyer-sized vacancy?
how the dicks in an ass do you lose a ship that can't even FLOAT jesus fuck does it ever stop

>>46512308
>the mating call of the planefag

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>>46512261

Beware the Greek, for he is fickle with his power.

In other words, do we WANT him to develop waifu and abandon KCQ?

Okay, I'm calling votes now, then I'm trying to figure out what to do with this clusterfuck of votes, hahaha wew lad

>>46512326
>how do you lose a ship

When it turns into a girl and tries to book a flight to Tokyo

>>46511688
>the CNO talking about shipping, but not the naval kind of shipping

What even is this world anymore? The fraternization regs are out the window now, so I guess we're allowed to give her the D?

>>46512308
Yeah, I thought I was banned, since I couldn't post for a good 15 minutes? Turns out I'm not actually banned?

I linked that there after I shared it with the IRC channel. Now there's some sort of permanent record of Deme's panic and rage.

>>46512348
Why not all?

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>>46512350
>Higgins
>taking a commercial flight
The last thing a squid would entrust her life to would be the chairborne.

>>46512348
No escape

So basically god told us we did a good PR move to show ships relying on us?

>>46512353
>allowed to give her the D?

Possibly less 'allowed to' and more 'ordered to'

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>>46512353
Settle actually did a good job of keeping his powerlevel on check on that one. Instead, the use of this expression by the CNO only raises more questions!

>>46512377
Basically.
Shipgirl Moe is a force for good.

>>46512314
Eh, the chuuni's are more or less stable it seems, just in a living hell atm.

Tenryuu's biggest issue is her fucked up eye and leg damage, while Tatsuta's in really bad shape but likely won't die unless someone actively assists her.

Telling them we have the ball rolling on a way to repair them should at least give them a big moral boost and hopefully convince them(most Tatsuta) not to give up so easily.

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>>46512377
Yeah.

He also told us SetAri and KonGoto have fan clubs now.

>>46512225
>those hips


SWEEEEEEEEEEEET HOOOOOOOOOME ALABAAAAAAMA

>>46512259

Straight up? 'Bama is the best writeups.

>>46512378
guess so. Where's Descartes when you need him?

>>46512225
Any continuation of Bama fix?

>>46512416
Indeed.

And must remember to drop the trip again.

>>46512411
Yeah, morale and psychology seems critical to shipgirl healing.

>>46512414

He did not.

He said Settle x Goto is one of the more popular pairings.

>>46512140
>the Catte came back the very next thread
There is no God.

Essex is very moe.

There probably is a large group daughter zoning Essex.

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I'm thinking of that doujin where the admiral has a timetable with all the shipgirls' exclusive time with the admiral for "being taken care of".

>>46511688
>Go do one of those things that needs doing.

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Speaking of Tatsuta, you know who we should talk to?
Her quartermaster. That's the person in charge of keeping track of what shit's been fucked after the DC officer has finished trying to avoid catastrophe, right?

>>46512396
yeah, I figured that Settle knows about shipping given his power level, what with him revealing it to the world on the stream having played Touhou.

I think he was just confused because he assumed the CNO was talking about the naval type of shipping and his brain couldn't process that no, in fact God was talking about the other kind of shipping that he is infinitely more familiar with

>>46512450
he did slightly imply the rest I'd imagine.

>>46512494
Digital Lovers.

Best doujin artist. Fuckers churned out literally over a hundred of them ever since RO days.

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>>46512450
FUCK

>>46512489
Essex is for headpatting. It's only natural.

>>46512520
What are you talking about. He was only helping them with their maint-

SHIT

>>46512105
What am I looking at here?

>>46512421
I've got more art of her, but I'm holdin off for sat.

>>46512520
No joke, Digital Lover is some kind of machine.

I buy doujins at cons from dudes who say that they've met her in person at Comiket. She's apparently the nicest person ever. Based off of her doujin material, I can believe it.

>>46512450

Not fucking surprised. They'd be fucking cute together. One of those nauseatingly fucking cute couples that dresses in matching outfits and holds hands and shit I fucking bet.

>>46512353
it ain't even about the dick.
she was the most irrelevant battleship of the war, and then ALL battleships became irrelevant

she wants the flag. she wants to operate. get famous for doing stuff instead of -being- stuff. show the world she's not a floating nambu.

>>46512591
What, DL is a girl???

>>46512411
>Tenryuu's biggest issue is her fucked up eye and leg damage, while Tatsuta's in really bad shape but likely won't die unless someone actively assists her.
You mean her eyepatch? That's just her being chunni.

>>46512610
Look at that art style.

That SOFTNESS.

>>46512604
>nambu?

>>46512558
apparently the Ronnie Reagan (CVN-76) on fire and about to get torped

>>46512625
The original Glocknade.

>>46512591
Yep, her stuff is generally vanilla as fuck, with a few exceptions in her RO days.

>>46512610
You'd be surprised how many doujin artists are actually female.

>>46512625
The Japanese pistol that was made by a typewriter company and liked to explode.

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>>46512421
Saturday, friendo

>>46512615

Contrary to some fanart out there she actually is missing an eye. Something to do with a fucked up spotlight or something I think? Also she was literally blinded in the fight iirc.

>>46512610
apparently so, but I might be getting them mixed up with some other super prolific doujin artist.

Pretty sure I was talking about DL with him when he mentioned she was a woman though

>>46512642
I still miss the /ss/

>>46512652
>>46512639
Thanks anons!

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>>46512622
I've seen some artists who can draw in a feminine style but are actually dudes.

>>46512642
Like Neco!
How many of our other drawfags are women too?

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>>46512652
You mean this thing?

>>46512261
Screw Settle/Ari, screw Young/Minna, from now on I ship PF/Catte

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>>46512665

>>46512615
Thought it sounded like her other eye got kinda fucked based on the fact the bandages were covering *both* her eyes.

>>46512396
I don't know enough about jets to fully understand what "a bit peaked" means, or what exactly is wrong with 7 engines working with one down (although I'd assume it's stability).

How bad is uneven engines?

>>46512709
I thought Planefag was gay though?

>>46512697
>>46512610
Wait, there are GIRLS in this thread????

>>46512701

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>>46512665
>Contrary to some fanart out there she actually is missing an eye. Something to do with a fucked up spotlight or something I think? Also she was literally blinded in the fight iirc.
Could we fix her eye even if we wanted to? He eyepatch is pretty central to her image/personality.

>>46512691
Also all that damn vanilla goodness with handholding.

And the little boy Admiral /ss/ goodness.

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>>46512709
ಠ_ಠ

>>46512732
No, he's just Greek.

>>46512735
no, you retard

I think the stack drawfag may have been one

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>>46512665
>Something to do with a fucked up spotlight or something I think?
She had a searchlight shot out during the Battle of Savo Island.

>>46512753
Probably about as easily as we could fix Ari's voice.
Aka, not.

>>46512730
The fighter pilot was being sarcastic as all hell. Yes, asymmetrical thrust is a problem, but when you've got *eight goddamn engines*, the problem isn't nearly as large. The engine running a bit peaked could mean any number of things, most related to gut feeling and such.

>>46512730
It was sarcasm.

>>46512730
Not very bad, but it's still one engine down.

The response of the jet pilot is meant to be sarcastic. His engine is just working a bit funny and not down, but it still is his only engine.

>>46512507
Dunno about IJN, but USN decided its rating names needed to be special snowflakes. They gave the quartermaster rating to helmsmen, and called what every other branch calls QMs "supplymen".
Source: my grandfather was a QM2 in WWII.

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>>46512732
And Catte is a trap. Everything works out!

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>>46512762

>>46512730
>I don't know enough about jets to fully understand what "a bit peaked" means, or what exactly is wrong with 7 engines working with one down (although I'd assume it's stability).
>How bad is uneven engines?
one engine down is scary when you only *have* one or two engines.

When you have eight, it's less so.

>>46512722
>>46512753
These Chunniboat pictures please me.

>>46512763

Just Greek. Gays still have self-respect and disposable income!

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>>46512802
Good to know, boss!

>>46512722
I like this one because I always assumed there was actual damage under that thing.

>>46512520
>>46512494

happen to know the name of the doujin off hand?

>>46512767
I can assure you that STACK is an innocent guy.

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>>46512786
My scenario stands that we should talk to her crew, if we can.
Hell, Tatsuta herself told us that the girls only have a rudimentary understanding of how the whole ship-girl interface functions. She's not a doctor or a shipwright.

>>46512753
>Could we fix her eye even if we wanted to? He eyepatch is pretty central to her image/personality.

Having a working eye doesn't prevent someone from wearing an eyepatch. She might however decide to troll people a bit by wearing it on the other side once a while and insisting it's always been like that.

>>46512823
Just look for "digital lovers" and check the ones about KanColle. Can't remember the number, maybe 50ish?

>>46512823
It's a series. Just search for "DL Action" on any doujin site.

>>46512802
Looking for more ideas that may be worth the sparkles, eh?

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>>46512802
WAIFU WAIFU WAIFU

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>>46512795
WAKE ME UP

>>46512823
Go search on sadpand kancolle + digital lover

>>46512730
To second what >>46512775, >>46512780 and >>46512796 said, if the F-16's engine - its ONLY engine - goes from 'running rough' to 'not running at all', the pilot's only options are a dead-stick landing (NOT FUN) or ejecting and letting the plane crater itself. His sympathy for any multi-engine driver 'in distress' is going to be... limited.

>>46512860

God DAMN. Maybe I need to rethink not, ya know. bending them over a fucking table. and a few other fucking choice pieces of furniture.

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>>46512862
CAN'T WAKE UP

>>46512891

Do it after they come back from their inland dry dock.

Celebratory romp.

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So a little bit of news. Due to life and such Mr.Foxx is gonna have to drop Project E.

Nah, I'm just kidding April Fools! There's gonna be a new chapter today

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>>46512762
You two are going to be shipped so hard now....

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>>46512891
Gotta get them fixed up first, unless you're into that sort of thing I guess. Any progress on that front?

>>46512914
Is THAT elly? Talk about topweight...

>>46512853
Something like that.

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>>46512891
Maybe you need to rethink what three triple mk7 16 inch gun turrets would do to you afterwards, Zasshou

>>46512919
Shut the fuck up fluff.

>>46512927

Not my fucking field. I'll step in if I fucking have to, but it's not my job unless everything else fails.

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>>46512802
CHUNNIZ!

>>46512848
>>46512849
>>46512874

Thanks, I was trying nHentai but the search was having problems.

>>46512930
Especially considering she's a destroyer escort. Maybe the spoopy bullshit associated with her aged her up?

>>46512927
Well, they've got a bunch of extra holes right now.

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>>46512952
Fair enough, you just seemed excited by that one brainwave that passed through about inland drydocks

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>>46512932

>>46512891
You might want to tell them that. After all, they were eye your man-meat before the battle.

Knowing that you still want to bend them over once they get repaired might be a pretty good incentive to them not to give up.

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>>46511688
>“Yes, Settle. That *is* an order. Whatever she needs, whatever she wants, you give it to her.”

Activate Plan D

>>46512891

Could make for encouragement or motivation in healing faster. Just tell them that the sooner they get themselves back in shape, the sooner you can torpedo the both of them 'till they can't walk straight for a week.

>>46512938

Like she's that fucking worried about it. She's a fucking Valkyrie. Men don't bed Valkyries, not without hero's blood. I'm no fucking hero, so putting two and fucking two together here, fuck you

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>>46512962
Reminder that Hamakaze is a destroyer and she's stacked like whoa.

>>46512952
Yea but you're on cheerleader duty.

Make sure you keep visiting them and doing your best to keep them happy.

>>46512930
>>46512962

I've been around for a long time y'know. Growing girl and all that, and I'm about as tall has that sub boy. I think.

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>>46512932
I like this one. It's cute.

>>46513018
A DD built more like cruiser,would board her and her sister Urakaze

>>46512891
SO WHAT HAPPENED ABOUT THAT "IT'S NOT RIGHT" THING HMMMMMMM

>>46513018
DESTROYER>DESTROYER ESCORT! ESPECIALLY ONE THAT WAS SMALLER THAN A JOHN C. BUTLER CLASS LIKE SAMMY.

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>>46512891
the condoms the corpsman hands out are to stop the spread of VD.
they do not enhance the power of your stick of wellness.

>>46513031
So a shortstack.

And they said DDs weren't for lewds.

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>>46513015
So says the Zasshou
You're worse than EMIYA

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>>46513018
Destroyer. Not a destroyer ESCORT.

>>46513070

I have no fucking idea what the fuck you're on about you fucking weeb. Speak fucking English.

>>46513074
But Sammy's a BB.

>>46513015

>Hate not a hero.

SNRK. BWAHAHAHAHAH, ooh, oh you're serious. You do realise you meet all the technical and literal definitions for herodom, no?

You silly fucking Marine, God, how is it possible for one man to be so dull~? Stop pouting and just go have fun already.

>>46512147
Don't we have a drydock that we were just using for Crab to torment the Poi?

>>46513111
Yes, and I think it's full of Poi metal now.

>>46513111
Good pint, not like Poi's in need of reapirs right now as is.

We likely wouldn't even need to force her to give it up for a while, not once we mentioned we plan to use it to repair Tatsuta.

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>>46513070
SOON.

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>>46513135
Can't we just *move* the poi? If she can't desummon her hull, we can still just tie it up somewhere. It's not like she's not seaworthy, right?

>>46513070
Nigga if you're gonna be a faggot at least learn to spell

>>46512086

There's always Eugene Valencia, a US Navy ace who flew the Hellcat and loved it so much he said he would marry it if it could cook.

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>>46513082
He's calling you a mongrel whose worse than a certain death-seeking Archer in Red.

>>46512786
Quartermasters were the helmsmen in the age of sail. They were literally rated as one quarter of the sailing master. The 'half-masters' if you will were masters mates. So it actually makes sense historically.

>>46513169

fuckin... Jesus wept...

Oh damn, son. DAMN.

>>46513070
Nigga it's zasshu

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>>46513207

>>46513207
What? She was working out for you. (Or is the Maya and Tenryuu stuff not canon?)

>>46513102
>calling hate a hero
>using the tilde unironically

Kill yourself.

>>46513207
You say that every single fucking time that picture gets reposted.

>>46513207
She was working out so you'd notice her.
Who knew all it's take was losing a few tons.

>>46513207
>Hate liking muscles
Hate confirmed for gay.
He won't ship Goto x Settle because they are not /fit/.

Guys.

Guys I just got here.

What the fuck just happened, guys?

>>46511969
too late to vote for this, seems we are getting a route lock with Arizona.

In the end I simply liked the potential a relationship between Shoukaku and Seattle promised and liked her look quite a bit.

I still have some hope that it might still happen (or at least Seattle will remain friends with both of them) but it may be a fools hope.

>>46513246
>>Hate liking muscles
Muscles and excessive topweight. Let's be fair here. He likes *Valkyries*

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>>46513236
>"Where have you laid him?" he asked. "Come and see, Lord," they replied.
>Jesus wept
>Then the Jews said, "See how he loved him!"
Tears of love, anon

>>46513102
>SNRK. BWAHAHAHAHAH, ooh, oh you're serious.
You are not old enough to be here.

>>46513250
God got called by the chinks and found them wanting.

>>46513250
SecNav laughed as China's BS came apart as the seems, and we got orders from the CNO to ship it. Which ship? Yes.

All these Chunnis please me. I sure hope Planefag doesn't need any images cause that image limit is coming up fast.

>>46513238

He led men to safety after leaders were kill and command fell to him. Sounds like hero material to me, unless you think that doesn't count?

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>>46513267
Damn straight he likes Valkyries.

Now the only question is, VF-1A, VF-1D, VF-1J, or VF-1S?

>>46513262
>Seattle
I'm gonna assume you're on a phone with autocorrect because that's just funny.

>>46513250
In story or in thread? Because things happened in both.

In story: We have explicit orders to try and keep Arizona happy for PR and national defense reasons.

In thread: 4 chan being 4 chan which means rule 63 of the boss of army nurse corporal and planefag naturally.

>>46513292
NurseCorpsWifuChunniCosplay When?

>>46513267
Maybe this is why he's not into Yamato.

After all, Hotel didn't get to do much during the war and thus never really put her muscles to use. She might just be too soft for him to feel physical attraction to.

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>People saying that 'keep the shipgirls happy, plural' means harem end
Mates you really think CNO is telling us to dick Sammy and Willie? No. You think he's making us responsible for a jap ship outside of our command? No.
He said keep our girls happy.

>>46513300
-1R is king.

>>46513300
Why is the whiskey mark so far to the left?

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Guys.

POST TANNED CHUNNIS.

Musashi is tanned after all

>>46513250
We were given the green light to fuck ALL of the ship-girls.

Priority is on Arizona though.

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>>46513250
everything went better than expected because the final boss of bote got to stand on his pile of aircraft carriers and smirk at china

>>46513340
>too soft
No such thing.

>>46513239
I see what you did there.

That's not funny.

>>46513304
Nope. Just my clumsy fingers this time.

>>46513235

Words can't fuckin describe

Shoulda sent a fuckin poet

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>>46513346
mushy never.

>>46513340
>She might just be too soft for him to feel physical attraction to.
I'll buy it. Some people are into more than massive tits.

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THE CATTE IS DEAD. LONG LIVE THE CATTE.

>>46513339
IF it happens it'll be sometime this summer when we have time to do that kind of fun stuff. At the moment I'm busy with work and will be moving in about... 2 months to a new post, which is going to suck.

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So class, what have we learned today?

Don't send stupid shit to the fucking admiral.

>>46513348
No we didn't retard. Contrary to your hentais, keeping the happy != giving them all the dick.

Planefag ded?

>>46513343
>VF-1R
Spotted the HG-fag.

>>46513344
I think he just enter a high-G turn.

>>46513405
No shit, but what about Arizona?

>>46513262
>too late to vote for this, seems we are getting a route lock with Arizona.
Anon Planefag already made fun of somebody once for this.

>>46513267
He likes to talk shit and then puss out when told to do it faggot.

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>>46513399
>>46513400

>>46513346
Orange is not tanned, it's disgusting.

>>46513405
Some want the dick to be happy though.

>>46513262

Fleet end a go anon.

Fleet end a go.

>>46513340
I wonder if Hate might start looking into Maya then.

>>46513442
It's called bronze, as in "bronze goddess", you fucking philistine.

>>46513427
If being in a relationship with her admiral makes her happy, then yes.

Honestly it would probably make Settle happy too once he got over himself.

>>46513430
Best gif. Best gif.

>>46513459
Idolatry is heresy, anon.

Also, they're not made of bronze.

>>46513340
Obviously we need to tell yams to start lifting.

Or sun tanning.

Because in the latter, she'll need hate to apply sunscreen.

Fuck it, I'm out. I'll look in the morning to see how our decisions have blown up in our faces.

>>[x] Tend to something else for now, and file this away to scream about later. [Don't we have something from Mare Island to look at?]

>>46513477

Still not fucking happening. Might give me a confused as fuck boner though.