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The sound of SecNav laughing is terror made manifest.

It starts abruptly; a single sharp snigger that snaps off from the vast bulk of Olympus. You feel it looming for long milliseconds, a chunk of cliff suspended in freefall - and then it slams into the rocky flanks with a hideous cacophony of rumbling rock as the earthslide begins. Something fell and terrible is breaking loose in SecNav's voice; years upon years of it, penned behind Professionalism and reinforced by Discipline, and now, at long last, it's freed. Shit rolls downhill, and the higher it starts, the faster it's moving when it hits the poor bastards below - and SecNav is second only to POTUS.

His laughter knows no cease nor pause - it simply thunders through your phone and around your office, echoing over the infinite miles. You sit, silent and frozen - to augur the meaning of this portent requires no tea leaves or pigeon guts.

Someone is *fucked.*

And that someone is quite likely *you.*

[ ] So now he can see what you've been putting up with? Right? RIGHT?
[ ] No. No no. It's okay. This can be salvaged. It's NOT AS BAD AS IT LOOKS.
[ ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
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>[ X ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.

There is no escape.
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>>46507628
[ X ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.

inb4 planefag
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>>46507628
>[X] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
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>>46507628
>[X] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
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>>46507628
>[x] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.

If there is one thing I've leanred over my years it istha speaking in moments like these is usually a really bad idea.
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[x] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.

>Hello Darkness, my old friend
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>>46507628
>[x] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
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>>46507628
>[X] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
I am under the impression that anything we say would only make it worse.
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>>46507628
[x] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
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>>46507628
>[ ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
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>>46507628
>[X] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
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>>46507628
>[ ] So now he can see what you've been putting up with? Right? RIGHT?
>[ ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.

We're going to take it, but we're going to take it VINDICATED.
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>>46507628
>>[ X ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity
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>>46507628
>Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
The captain goes down on his ship
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>>46507628
It was a good run while it lasted, we're fucked.

[ x ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
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>>46507628
>[ ] No. No no. It's okay. This can be salvaged. It's NOT AS BAD AS IT LOOKS.
Settle is all about The Nile. He got it from his pet marine.
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>>46507628
>[ ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
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Post inordinately pretty French boats.
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>>46507628
>[ ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.

I want to go with the first option, but making excuses just doesn't seem very Settle. Even if they are in fact quite legitimate excuses.
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>>46507628
>[X] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
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>>46507810
Don't tell planefag how to run his wild ride.
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>>46507628
>[x] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
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>>46507628
>[ ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
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>>46507709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
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>>46507813
What a showy slut.
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>>46507628
>[x] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
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>>46507628
>[x] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
>our soul when
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hmm I can INDEED call it here.
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>>46507628
>[ ] So now he can see what you've been putting up with? Right? RIGHT?
Time for the US Navy's specialty. "General Quarters, General Quarters, away all damage control parties!"
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First for American Mogami when.
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>>46507920

Fortuna glores miles?
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>>46507936
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>>46507628
>[ ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity
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>>46507957
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whats with all these tripfags?
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Big Mamie when?
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>>46507628
>[ ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.

It will all be over soon enough.
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>>46507975
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>>46507936
c'mon step it up
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>>46507984
I blame spacebattles.
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>>46507957
Space Battles, please respect the board and take off the trip unless you're actively providing original content to the thread.

i.e. Don't be a asshole
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>>46507628

[ ] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
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>>46507984
That's what happens when you attract the attention of SB.
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>>46507985
Big Mamie Beer when?
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>>46507975
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>>46507944
>comparing americans to dirty nips

I was going to be triggered, but then I saw you were mentioning a competent jap ship.
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>>46508039
Well, that and it was literally the American response to the Mogami.
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>>46507984
Fluf is an attention whore.
Armycorpsnursefag is a cool guy
and Warhound Is not ghostdivision so hes just a sb shitter
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>>46508009
>>46508015

ahahahaha shit
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>>46508031
nigga that beer is delicious
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>>46508031
>USS Massachusetts has her own brand of beer

I don't....what
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Will we have a fast posting thread again today? Faith in Planefag.

The April Fools one brought back a feeling I hadn't felt in ages in /tg/. Almost all the good quests have a glacial pace.
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>>46507628
>[X] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
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votes called, by the way!
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We gotta get us some of these.
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>>46507628
>[x] So now he can see what you've been putting up with? Right? RIGHT?

"Welcome to my live."
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>>46508099
Hey Neighbor! its tasty beer!
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>>46508130
>Hey Neighbor

Mass. Please go.
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>>46508115
>Strikers '89 panties on head
Why?
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>>46508018
>>46508030

he's probably not from SB or at least doesn't post there frequently, I don't recognize his handle
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>>46508118
What exactly are those, anyway?
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>>46508184
Why not?

Fighter jets are for lewds anyway. Just like DDs.
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>>46508195
Anti-aircraft rocket projectors
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>>46508184
Because it's the only quest he's done.
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>>46508254
Nope, shore bombardment rocket launchers.
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>>46507628
>[X] Silence. Silence. Stare into the gun barrels. Go down with some god damned dignity.
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>>46508204
Now I'm no fly boy but I've treated my fair share of them over the years and I'm pretty sure that if they could fighter pilots would marry their damn planes. It's actually kinda disturbing.
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>>46508204
Except Merlin.
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THIS IS THE END WE CHOSE.
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>>46508031
>Big Mamie beer
>made by a Rhode Island brewing company
Heh.
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Time for some guro.
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>>46508317
Thanks Ron. You did warn us.
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>>46508287
You do know what they call the "relief tube" piddle pack used for long flights, right?

If not, the AF term for it is "cocksucker."

Yeah, there's more than a LITTLE subtext there.
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>>46508317
Dying for the Bongos.

It is a good pain.
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Oh hey guys, sorry I'm late, what's going on in the threOHSHIT
Nah, I fully expected a shitstorm today
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>People want Massachusetts

You already have Bama and (maybe?) SoDak, you can't have the entire fucking class.
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>>46508383
>Settle on a good day
If you mean after the rebellion against the Neue Reich then yes. We lack a glass of whisky though.
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>>46507628

SECNAV huh? You should fuckin hang up.
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>>46508335
You sick fuck.
got any more?
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>>46508449
It is already too late.

It was always too late.
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So we're going to bake cupcakes with Arizona.

I would have liked to fuck Christmas cakes, but this is fine too.
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>>46508427
Well, there's always a good shot of torpedo juice on-base.
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>>46508449
too late for that
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>>46508418
>that fucking implied massive stern on Lexington


uuuuuuuunf
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>Settle.png
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>>46508418
EDSALL A CUTE! CUTE!
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>>46508479
>wanting Ashigara
She's taken, mate.
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>>46508418
Pacific and Warship Girls have the best designs.
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>>46508462
Got a couple more somewhere from previous threads.
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>>46508499
Tremendous displacement.
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So's Kongou made a joke about Goto being a sharp-dessed man yet?
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>>46508508
... This is oddly appropriate.

>>46508550
I'll drink to that.
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>>46508557
40 plus thousand of it.
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>>46508541
She is? I thought her thing was being alone, forever.
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>>46508517
>>46508418
EDSALL IS CUTE!

SUPER CUTE!

CUTEST IN THE WORLD!
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>>46508561
If he's sharply dressed, where's his Nanosuit?
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>>46508478

Aw fuck
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So, Shigure is on our list of ships to work on once we get the upgrade program up and running, right?
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>>46508584
>lewding the Clemsons

worse than lewding Fletchers desu senpai
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>>46508611
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>>46508550
>>46508418
>>46508563
Case in point.
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>>46508611
Why? We already have Ushio.

We just have to run her through a Iku training program.
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>>46508611
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>>46508580
see story of the Shiba Dog Admiral: http://safebooru.donmai.us/pools/7512

The story is SFW, though it being booru I still don't recommend opening at work.

>>46508541
If anyone deserves her, it's Yonehara.
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>>46508684
This is what phones are for! I'll check it on that.
>Yonehara
That remains one of my favorite Rules.
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>>46508615
NO LEWD. ONLY CUTE.

TOO CUTE.
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>>46508383
Settle is more of a Yang type with some so-stupid-it's-brilliant Bittenfeld moments.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/7300543
AKA, wow anon, didn't you try this already, and "check it out mom, I'm lying on the internet."
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>>46508740
>That remains one of my favorite Rules.

Either I'm brainfarting or I missed something. What rule?
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>>46508684
I'm glad you understand, mate.

>>46508580
Yonehara is the hero we need, Colonel
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>>46508765
>Seducing fleet commanders for dummies
So THAT'S where Kongou left it.
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Daily reminder.
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>>46508638
Neater picture.
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>>46508851
>I'm glad you understand, mate.

Shame she wasn't there to see him sword a goddamn Re. That show would have kicked her right in the hormones.
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>refits
pic related.

>>46508924
Needs more donuts.

And does Ari have her tripod masts yet? Or is she still in her cage-mast build?
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>>46508765
Wait a minute.

Yang was shot in the leg, and if it wasn't an artery shot, he might've been limp for the rest of the series.

It fits.
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>>46508955
>still posting worst drawfag
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>>46508988
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>>46508947
Are you mad? If she saw that she'd never let Yosuke live it down. Just imagine how their daughter would've been; she's already hyped up as it is.
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>>46508988
That's Catte?
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>>46508820
It is entirely possible we are talking about two completely different things. Or, more likely, what I'm talking about has pulled it's Captain Yonehara from what you're talking about.

>Captcha, a stop sign is not a street name.
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>>46508955
Doesn't' look like cage masts to me
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>>46509052
yeah, I think
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>>46508963
Damnit
I know the series is litterally twice as old as me, but spoilers man. I was most of the way thruu
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>>46509069
No, that is not.
This is catte
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>>46509106
Eh, if you don't know how he really died it doesn't count.
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>>46509106
Then you haven't been spoiled that much. The series itself spoils it a couple episodes before.

There's another spoiler in this thread just as serious, don't look too much into it.
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Why is it that my interpretation of the SecNav laughing is more along the lines of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHHwf7eAH0I

If I'm right, we just might get off with only a slap on the wrist.
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>>46509176
>If I'm right, we just might get off with only a slap on the wrist.

Ha, HA.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

No.
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>>46509176
Oh, my sweet summer child...you really have no idea, do you?
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>>46509176
Well I know one thing is certain: we're not getting fired.

We're not getting the easy way out.
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>>46509214
No, I don't. But a man can dream, can't he?
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Whatever happened to that big mamie drawfag?
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>>46509176
>If I'm right, we just might get off with only a slap on the wrist.
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>>46509176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7edeOEuXdMU
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>>46509131
catte is better desu
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>>46509176
>If I'm right, we just might get off with only a slap on the wrist.
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When the landslide has started, it's far too late for the pebbles to vote. There's no deflecting or dodging this, and you both know it. All you can do is wait - on pins and needles - for your fate to land. And SecNav KNOWS you know. When his wicked laughter finally ceases, no subsidiary chuckles follow in its wake. No aftershocks ruffle the dead, deep silence that follows. He simply sits there for almost a minute (as measured by your wall clock,) letting you sweat and sweat and sweat.

Without warning, there's a bright electronic beep, and then - “Mister Secretary?”

You start - the voice is new, and has a slight Chinese accent, of all things.

“Ambassador Tiankai!” SecNav says cheerfully. “How nice of *you* to call *me*! How can I help you?”

“Secretary, the public relations event your new ship is putting on is MOST irregular!” Tiankai objects. “I've had the PLAN ringing my phones off the hook for ten minutes, demanding I present a formal objection!”

“Oh, dear,” SecNav says in a trite tone. “What can I do to help?”

“In the face of our common enemy,” Tiankai says, as composed as possible, “a formal complaint would be damaging to the close alliance so vital to protecting the peoples of both our nations. Out of respect for your recent efforts, we'd like to offer you a chance to handle things quietly.”
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>>46509247
New Macross, I am so disappointed in it, and it's only been going for 1 fucking episode.
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>>46509176
No one encounters SecNav and emerges unscarred.

No one
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“Handle what?” SecNav says innocently. “I mean, what, exactly, is 'irregular'?”

Your eyes wander away from the wall clock and back to your screen, where Essex is currently blushing redder than a fire engine and halfway through winding herself from head to toe in the drapes to shield herself from prying eyes as the comments fill with ever more ribald commentary. She works one hand out of her impromptu cocoon to point threateningly at the monitor with sharp little jabs as she sputters and fumes.

“-entirely undermines the confidence of the public in their ability to professionally execute their duties!” Tiankai is saying.

“Oh,” SecNav says, not hiding the disinterest in his voice. “So the Chinese public has a vested interest in the performance of American warships?”

To his credit, Tiankai's pause is barley longer than a hiccup. “The public's faith in the effectiveness of our joint operations-”

“The *public?*” SecNav cuts him off. “I was unaware the Party's policies were significantly concerned with the people's opinion.”

Tiankai audibly bristles, his voice singing like vibrating steel: “This buffoonery is doing real and tangible harm to our efforts to keep the domestic peace-”

“I don't see how that affects me,” SecNav replies, his voice almost thrumming with unholy glee. “It sounds like a domestic issue.”

“It affects YOU,” Tiankai snaps, “because YOUR ship is within a stone's throw of OUR coast!”

“So?” SecNav replies. “We've never entered Chinese territorial waters - we leave that to your own Coast Guard. What are you worried about?”
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Well, let's remember that America has had shipgirls under its command for a grand total of three weeks, less than one of which was actually deployed. Sure SecNav totally has access to all the super-classified shit like the full story of LA from every angle and so on, but the sheer -crazy- of shipgirls is something that, until now,uncle sam has been able to shove off onto Goto's delicious broad shoulders.
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>>46509274
But colonel, it's Ace Combat Zero in SPACE
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>>46509267
... well this just got a lot worse.
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>>46509293
Oh fuck are we about to be saved by way of "Fuck China"?
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>>46509324
I think we are.
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“This mockery will have repercussions,” he hisses, voice hot - he knows damn well he's being made a fool of. “It's not YOUR place to offer insults that your own President will have to take back!”

“Well,” SecNav says dismissively. “I guess it's a good thing this isn't a *formal* complaint, then.” With another crisp little beep! the call is terminated.

And then SecNav starts to giggle. *Giggle.* Like an evil little troll. You can almost see him rubbing his hands together, feet pulled up onto his chair.

[ ] CNO. Help. HELP. SAY SOMETHING.
[ ] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN
[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
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>>46509274
BREAKDANCE-FIGHTING MECHA.
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>>46509293
>Navy trolling China
SecNav pls
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>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
ITS VISION IS BASED ON MOVEMENT
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>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
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>>46509293
>Your eyes wander away from the wall clock and back to your screen, where Essex is currently blushing redder than a fire engine and halfway through winding herself from head to toe in the drapes to shield herself from prying eyes as the comments fill with ever more ribald commentary. She works one hand out of her impromptu cocoon to point threateningly at the monitor with sharp little jabs as she sputters and fumes.

She's like some kind of PR angel.
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>>46509337
>[X] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
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>>46509337
>[X] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
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>>46509298
As much as I am appreciating that. I am not liking the fact that the music seems to have become less of a supporting thing and more of a "magical girl" thing bothers me, maybe more than it should but it's really bothering me.

>>46509337
>[x] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
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>>46509337
>[x] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR

Play solitaire or some shit.
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>>46509337
>[x] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
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>[ ] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN
I'm not YUUSHA enough for this
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>>46509337
>[x] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN
I think our little shitshow set something in motion in the background and SecNav is just THAT excited. I HOPE.
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>>46509337
> [X] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR

Mmmm, those delicious Mainlander tears.
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>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
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>>46509337
>[ ] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN
oh jesus.
I'm terrified but also laughing my ass off because fuck china
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>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR

Well... we fucked.
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>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
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>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
Inhale the madness.

We're so low in SAN, every point of Navy Mythos we gain is a pure win.
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>>46509337
>[X] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR

MAYBE IF WE PRETEND WE'RE NOT HERE IT'LL GO AWAY
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>>46509337
>[ x ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
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>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
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>>46509370
But Macross has always used the magical properties of song. Look at 7.
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>>46509337
>[X] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN
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>Implying SecNav doesn't have active sonar
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>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
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>>46509337
[x] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
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>>46509370
Well, you can also say that it's Symphogear with Valkyries, but then you have to remember that the Macross PS1 game uses the same mechanic of an idol group (The Milky Dolls) as a counter-xenos weapon.
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>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
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>>46509337
>[X] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN
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>>46509337
>[ ] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN (respecfully)
SecNav is a fellow troll. Let's defer to his wisdom.
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>>46509337
[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
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>>46509267
>When the landslide has started, it's far too late for the pebbles to vote.
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>>46509337
>[ ] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN
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>>46509337
>[x] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN


Let's cut the chase.
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>>46509337

[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
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When
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>>46509337
[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
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>>46509398
Yeah it has. It just seems like it's being thrown in my face this time. Also, the last time I saw Macross was when Frontier was releasing and that was a while ago now. I may need to go look back at 7 and see if it jogs my memory.

>>46509411
That is exactly what I feel like, and for some reason that really bothers me.
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>>46509337
>[X] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
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>>46509466
Air burst? What?

>>46509451
RIP UND TEAR
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>>46509337
>[ X ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
Maybe if we're vewwy vewwy kwiet, the big scary naval secretariat will go away.
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>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
What was the title of that book by Ned Beach? Oh, yeah: RUN SILENT, RUN DEEP
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>>46509496
>Air burst? What?
Hit the energy shield actually.

>Captcha is waffles and now I'm hungry, god damn it.
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>>46509337
>[X] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
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>>46509496
>Air burst? What?
It's hitting the AyyLMAO!Fletcher's shield.
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>>46509053

Both are equally likely, just not sure what rule you're talking about.
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>>46509496
Klein shields.
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>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR

We might as well roll for anal circumference right now.
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>>46509337
>[x] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM
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>>46509476
>I may need to go look back at 7 and see if it jogs my memory.
7 does not 'jog' memory. It fires a missile through it's face and blasts JRock into memory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Deu-i1C5t_A
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>>46509466
I don't recognize that scene. Is that from the OVAs?
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>>46509518
>>46509525
>>46509536
>energy shield
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>>46509533
A KC story I stumbled across a long while back. "Things Involving Shipgirls That Are No Longer Allowed" each chapter is a different "Rule"
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>>46509545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1bmM7Ihv0Y
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>>46509337
>[ ] CNO. Help. HELP. SAY SOMETHING.
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>>46509496
>Air burst? What?
No, no. It just impacted on the surface.
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So are we done pretending Planefag is going to put any serious consequences on us for our actions, or are we still keeping up the charades?
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>>46509574
Is there any way you can find a link? That sounds golden.
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>>46509337
>[x] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR

Incoming shipsloots
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>>46509337
>[ ] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR

ITS JUDGEMENT IS BASED ON NOISES
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>>46509575
I feel this one is more relevant with SECNAV's laughter.
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post lewds
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>>46509599
Imma warn you, it's updated daily and it is a LONG bastard.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11576577/1/Things-Involving-Shipgirls-That-Are-No-Longer-Allowed
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>>46509599
Not him, but here's the link:

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11576577/1/
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>>46509337
>[x] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
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>>46509337
>[ ] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN
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>>46509337
>[ ] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN
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>>46509565
The Arpeggio fags will defend it's "MYSTERIOUS FOES BRING HUMANITY TO THE BRINK OF DEFEAT WITH ULTRA COOL POWERFUL WEAPONS THAT CAN'T BE BEATEN BY NORMAL HUMAN WEAPONS" by saying that humans develop new shit, but it's still a shitty show.
And, y'know, crappy CGI.
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>>46509626
Thanks, colonel.
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>>46509598
To be fair, there was no escaping the Kongou. We only made the stream last longer that it would have otherwise.

Improved the hostess too.
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>>46509598

>last week
>OMG PLANEFAG THIS ISN'T FAIR YOU RAILROADED US OUT OF BEING ABLE TO STOP ESSEX OMG
>this week
>WHAT THE FUCK HE PULLED THE PUNCH OMG WHAT A PUSSY

stay mad brohiem
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>>46509650
>watching the show
Well THERE'S your problem.
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>>46509598
You act like Essex becoming our second armed escort besides Arizona isn't a serious consequence. We will never get away from Essex. We will have to deal with her all the friggin' time now. We'll never be able to surprise people anymore or go unnoticed because screamer girl will be shadowing our every move.

We are about to be thrown into hell, anon.
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>>46509664
How does it feel that an Admiral is aware of what you write?
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>>46509680
The manga is better. But not by much.
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>>46509664
Or to put it in your own words
>SIT DOWN, SHUT UP AND ENJOY YOUR FUCKING COMEDIC RELIEF, YOU SON OF A BITCH
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>>46509565
the arpeggios aren't botes
they're wet spaceships
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>>46509686
I suspect it both terrifies and arouses him.
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>>46509664
>Actually did do both of those things
>When he pulled the first, he could've had the decency of providing reasonable consequences during the second
>LEL UR JUST MAD
Is salt all you can fucking think about or something?
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>>46509575
Wow...she managed the one thing that no one in the Justice League has managed, and they dedicate a day every year to trying.

Quite fitting indeed.
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>>46509672
>superior
>not delivered via a fuckoff-huge missile
You're doing it wrong, anon.
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>>46509553
>not using superior version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTiD-bGVpwg
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>>46509574

Ah, yes, then I can confirm that it is in fact the very same Yonehara.
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>>46509712
Why would I want to read about wet spaceships when I wanna read about botes
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>>46509721
>Decency

Oh look, it's *this* guy again.
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>>46509721
yes

yes
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>>46509337
>[x] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR
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>>46509721
The only salty one here is you, anon.
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>>46509747
>**
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>>46509337
>[ ] You win. I'm terrified. PLEASE EXPLAIN
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>>46509736
That's kinda what I suspected.
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>>46509784
* * for emphasis is permited, anon.

It's actions that are verboten.
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>>46509337
huh. He dont actually sound that fuckin mad. He was a lot more pissed off after- wait naw fuck that you on ya fuckin own
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>>46509718
Aw yeah!
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We need more ships meeting the ones who sank them.
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Are we the dildo to fuck China with? I'm reading that fairly heavily.
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>>46509737
if you want bote try submarine 707R.
but not blue submarine no.6, that's a show about fish tits.
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>>46509866
Superior Iowa in my opinion, the other one just looks like some random lady in a blue dress.
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>>46509870
No, we're going to send Essex on a 'tour' of the south china sea.
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>>46509866
>>46509896
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>>46509721
>Is salt all you can fucking think about or something?
>Actually asking this.

You must be new here.
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>>46509915
Good riddance.
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>>46509870
I'm pretty sure China's already fucked by all the goods it's not exporting to the US to sustain its economy.
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>>46509896
Why not both?
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>>46509915
>>46509929
Now, now. Both Iowas are good.
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>>46509896
She is pretty best.
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>>46509915
Honestly speaking, I prefer the Pacific variation. Somewhat classier to me.
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Filename
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>>46509957
>Kancolle
>fucking Kancolle
>classy at all

how about no
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>>46509940
Indeed, if the goods can't be moved, then the massive population isn't working. If they don't work, then it's unrest in the street.
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>>46509984
wew
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>>46509957
>Honestly speaking, I prefer the Pacific variation. Somewhat classier to me.
The Pacific designs are "girls first, ships second" IIRC.

Kancolle designs try to incorporate aspects of the ship into the design of the girl, which is something I favor.
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Warship Girls Essex is a mute who has her eagle act as translator. I'm not sure if this is better or not than the one we have.
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>>46509337
>[X] Silence. DEAD SILENCE. IT CAN'T HUNT WHAT IT CAN'T HEAR

>>46509940
Yeah, it's economy has to be feeling it real bad right now, what without any shipgirls for themselves and not enough actual naval ships to convoy the amount of trade that sustains them currently...

Probably significant internal pressure because of the shitty economy too, if what the Chinese ambassador says can be read more deeply into
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>>46509957
>classier
We dumped your redcoat tea in the harbor for a reason. USA USA USA!!!
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>>46509984
stop stealing art you fucking twink

jesus christ you can't even draw the outline of a .45 without tracing it
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>>46509984
Hey, that's not a lewd at all!
Ah well, at least you remember the triggers this time.
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>>46509999
quads confirm
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>>46509896
I prefered the older one, to be honest. This one looks like a random blonde bimbo.
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>>46509468
Sideboob togas a must
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>>46510026
wew lad
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>>46509984
Clean lines, good color--floating handguns are a bit eerie though.
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>>46510011
This desu.

The whole concept is ship-girls, not "girls in vaguely nautical themed clothing".
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>>46509945
still too much boing and not enough clank
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>>46510030
>at least you remember the triggers
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>>46510045
Its a fucking fast battleship, have you even seen how Kongo acts?
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They finished the free electronic translation of book 1. You should go get it at their website.
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>>46510062
>Bitching about designs without the fit-out being insufficiently Naval
Naka is a fucking traffic-cone, your argument is invalid.
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>>46510062
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
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Modern turrets need some love too.
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>>46510061
>not getting the reference

Come on this one is REALLY old.
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>>46510061
Its because he couldn't find a hand in the proper position to trace over.
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>>46510089
>not DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS
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>>46510088
>Naka is a fucking traffic-cone, your argument is invalid.
NOT ANYMORE
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>>46509896
The way I see it KC Iowa better fits "during WW2" while Pacific Iowa fits "the present" better.

>>46509957
Overall I agree, though I don't mind KC Iowa. She can 'liberate' me any day.

>>46509999
He's talking about Pacific/Darkhaired Iowa.

>>46509984
Kek

>>46510011
To a degree, like KC some are more shippish than others and it's mainly certain KC artists that incorporate shiptraits.
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Try telling anyone who ever served on a Battleship that she is not a Lady . You will be picking your teeth off the ground.
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>>46510098
its a shitty fucking reference then, the pose is completely wrong and its not even the same expression on fapangels face
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>>46510109
Naka singing Black Rock Shooter when?
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>>46510081
>Kongo
>Battleship
>not battle cruiser
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>>46510108
>Missing the joke this hard
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>>46509267
>>46509293

>Ambassador Tiankai!

Nitpick, but assuming the Chinese ambassador is still Cui Tiankai, SecNav should be referring to him as Ambassador Cui, since I'm fairly sure they're not close enough to be on a personal name basis. Remember, family name goes first in Chinese (and Japanese) names.

Referring to him repeatedly as "Ambassador Tiankai" in this update had something nagging at the back of my head that I didn't place until now.
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>>46510091
For a second, I thought the little one had a big hairy ballsack.

I need to stop watching porn.
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>>46510081
Kongo is...Kongo. Her sisters aren't as bad as she is, so it's not unreasonable to think that proper battleships wouldn't necessarily be that way either.

>>46510129
Post-refit she was.
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>>46510120
>>46510102
>>46510026

COMMENCE SALTY MCSODIUM HARVEST
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>>46510091
The obvious dick joke in this pic always makes me chuckle every time I see it.
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>>46510117
> You will be picking your teeth off the ground.

No, they'll probably tell you about all the nooks and crannies they found inside her to go fap.

You seriously overestimate sailors, they wouldn't hesitate a second to beat off to a shipslut drawing of their own vessel.
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>this thread
Being related to the navy at any level is a sanity hazard, I see.

No surprises here for the worst branch.
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>>46510020
How long do you figure it is before planefag steals this and uses it for Hamp?
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>>46510144
Nice catch, though I could certainly believe the chinese ambassador and the secnav being on a first-name basis, what with our massive naval dong swinging around near them
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>>46510150
In the Offical sources other than the Anime she is no where near that bad.
The only time she does is in the Fubuki 4-koma and it is stated flat out she does it for morale purposes.
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>>46510127
Better yet when is she dressing up like BRS; she'd look good in the outfit with or without CL Hime upgrades.
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>>46510156
>Essex gets fan mail from a someone who served on her while she was in active service
>it's full of tidbits like this
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>>46510151
Okay Halley, go back to tracing the same pose again so you can use it later.
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>>46510173
He may even be doing it simply to fuck with him.

Like calling a guy who you know hates you by his first name and acting like a close buddy just to fuck with him.
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>>46510185
Maybe go as BRS Beast. That version has talons.
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Reunions are always fun.
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Arizona should expect a visit from her surviving crewmen because of this broadcast.
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>>46510201
Also that
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>>46510184
>Kancolle
>Official Sources

pffthahahahahahahahaha
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>>46510150
heavy cruisers could penetrate her belt armor.
heavy cruisers can't do that to battleships
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>>46510150
>Post-refit she was.
Eight inches of belt armor doesn't make a battleship, no matter what the IJN called her.
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>>46510196
Part of the reason shipsluts are called sluts is for this reason.

Each and every one of them was full of hundreds, if not THOUSANDS of horny men in their late teens/early twenties, for sometimes up to FORTY YEARS before being decommissioned.

Do you have any idea how many thousands of gallons of cum that is that flowed through their piping?
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>>46510227
My Dick penetrated your mom's belt armour.
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>>46510220
Hmm if it is printed and licensed by Kadokawa it is official.
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>>46510214
There's only nine of those left now, and quest is a few years from now.
Also the first living person she met was one of that vanishingly-small group
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>>46510144
If you want to be a dick then yes you can use his given name.
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>>46510241
>>46510196
Even if she's a slut, it's HER slut.
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>>46510253
but none of those things really expand on the world. Most is just shipgirls being shipgirls. KC really has very little canon.
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>>46510215
That picture actually makes me kinda sad. Don't beat up poor Kaga with a bat Iowa.
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>>46510248
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>>46510227
At that ranger, a heavy cruisers 8" guns (American ones in particular) could penetrate a little over 14 inches.

Nothing is safe when it comes to under 10 kilometers with large caliber naval rifles.
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>>46510185
From the sound of the "night battle" she and Harder had, doesn't seem like any armament upgrades occurred with the palette swap.

It's a good way of telling the CLO from blue!Naka, apart from the humanity and loyalty; the CLO still is the one with the larger main battery.
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>>46510269
Obviously meant "her crew's" slut.

Goddamnit, sleep, not yet.
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>>46510227
>>46510240
Never said she was a particularly well armored battleship, and she had the guns and displacement of one.
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>>46510102
where is the proofs
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>>46510286
You're right, she could explode or something.
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>>46510282
But it does define the Personalities of the Girls and such Kongou is no where near this over the top officially.
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>>46509683

Yes, and it's wonderful.

Best possible outcome.
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>>46510324
>not well armored battleship
>literal definition of a battlecruiser
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>tfw no qt light fleet carrier with rotating stacks to escort you
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>>46510324
WW1 German Battlecruisers had more armour without any refits, had equivalent pre-refit speed and the last ones had broadly equivalent guns given the sheer disparity in quality between WW1 German AP ammunition and WW2 Japanese AP.

When your post-refit vital statistics compare disfavourably to a design from when you were originally built 20 Years ago, a proper battleship of any sort you are not.
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>>46510354
>Giving art salt anon his >>(You)'s

Just ignore him. He's been shitposting since the thread started and shitting on that art work of Arizona wanting a large chest.
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Something is happening. Something so high up that if every O-7 in NATO were to spontaneously explode, they wouldn't even *hear* it. You refer back to fact #1: shit rolls downhill. From there you calculate the likely results of trying to kick it back uphill, and decide that'd just come right back to sender.

You stay silent. Maybe they'll forget you. Maybe.

“Did you hear that,” SecNav sniggers. “Did you HEAR that, John?”

“Yes sir,” the CNO replies. “Yes, I did.”

“I haven't heard someone try to spin that hard since hula hoops were in fashion,” SecNav goes on. “A month - no, six weeks, since we announced the deployment. SIX. Weeks. Of listening to them. Six. Weeks. Of their shrill cries. *Weeks.*” He sniggers again, low and wicked. “Shipgirls are dangerous. Shipgirls are unpredictable. American shipgirls will be gutting Japanese shipgirls before the week is out. American shipgirls will fan the imperial flames in Japanese boilers and result in devastating war. Irresponsible. Reckless. Mad. Arrogant. Ill-advised.”

You swallow as SecNav's voice rolls and rolls and rolls on like the sea itself, powerful and utterly relentless.

“Unprofessional. Undermining regional peace. Damaging to international relationships. Counter-productive to joint anti-abyssal operations. Fostering discontent. Increasing risk of shipgirl defection. Playing with fire. Provocative. Risky. Blind. Careless. Poorly considered. Unplanned. They threw a thesaurus at Xinhua and said, squeal!”
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>>46510152
Phalanx mounts are known in the Navy as "R2D2 with a hardon."
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>>46510390
What in the actual fuck.

Did they seriously expect to have any fighters take off from that or they were just ferrying stuff?
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Your eyes flick back to the monitor, where Essex is currently trying to add a hat to her makeshift ensemble as commentators rhapsodize about the joys of patting her on the head without her consent.

“But *now*-” SecNav sniggers again with wicked and profane delight. “Oh. Oh, yes. Oooooh, yes. Did you hear that little *hiccup?*” His laughter is shrill and bone-chilling. “Oh. Oh, yes. Now LIE in it, you little-” a pause.

“... sir?” the CNO ventures.

“... Sergey,” SecNav replies. “Sergey... is on line four.” SecNav's voice is dripping with edged euphoria. “I'll call you back, John~”

A click.

“... so,” the CNO says.

“That... just happened?” you breathe.

And now, god help you, the CNO *also* starts to laugh.You feel your mind bending under the strain as a fresh shiver of terror races through your bones. “Yes, Settle. It just happened.”

You try to swallow, but find you've got no saliva to do so. “What, ah, exactly-”

“You're aware of the current public tensions regarding hulls, of course.”

“Of course, sir.”

“Well-” the sound of papers shuffling, “-there's been a full-court press by the Chinese since before your girls took one step on Japanese soil to eight-six your whole deployment. And they've been playing dirty to get their way. People's Daily has run so many hit pieces on the entire *idea* of American kanmusu in their hemisphere that my secretary's been pinning the latest one to my page-a-day calendar.”

You recall Essex's commentary on China and cringe. “What kind of hit pieces, sir?”
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>>46510412
>China has been bitching and whining about our shipgirls
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GET FUCKED CHINKS
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>>46510435
Fences up, funnels in cruise position... they're showing off for a crowd.
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>>46510173

then why does he refer to SecNav as Mister Secretary? If he wanted to be less formal, just use the given name without his title. You wouldn't refer to, say, former US Ambassador to China Gary Locke as just "Ambassador Gary", now would you?

>>46510201
>>46510263
that's true, but it still reads wrong to my chink-american eyes, seeing him referred to as "Tiankai" in the narration like that.
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>>46510362
Well I do feel that she's being exaggerated in this at times, especially out of Deme's hands where she's reduced to a Dess machine.
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>>46510435
With a strong headwind, those biplanes can take off of about 200 feet of deck.

They probably wouldn't try with a deck quite as crowded as that, but it could technically work.
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>>46510390
you could probably pick one of those biplanes up and flick it into a stiff wind and it'd take off just fine.
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>>46510460

I guess they dont like the idea of a single human sized target that cant utterly wrekt their shit in. Imagine Ari at point blank of one of their naval installations.

Get fucked china bastards.

And I say this as ethnic chinese.
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>>46510472
>You wouldn't refer to, say, former US Ambassador to China Gary Locke as just "Ambassador Gary", now would you?
You would if he was as conservatively-minded about familiarity as the chinese are and you wanted to fuck with him passive-agressively, yes.
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>>46510449
I've said it before and I've said it again.
If there's one thing we can all agree on in the pacific.
It's FUCK CHINA
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>>46510485
Imagine AN-2s moonwalking backwards across a carrier deck
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NEW REPORT

JAPANESE SHIP IDOL "NAKA-CHAN" HAS BEEN REFITTED INTO AN ABYSSAL FORM

ARE THE JAPANESE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ENEMY MENACE? COULD THE ABYSSAL WAR ALL BE A CONSPIRACY BY GREEDY US MILITARY INDUSTRIALISTS? HAS NAKA-CHAN BEEN USED TO BREED A NEW GENERATION OF ABYSSAL WARSHIPS?

CHINA PUBLIC SECURITY DAILY INVESTIGATES
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>>46510502
All the chinese immigrants I know say likewise.

Good job being popular, China.
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>>46510526
Call the Russians, we need to form a new aerobatic team stat
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>>46510542
>HAS NAKA-CHAN BEEN USED TO BREED A NEW GENERATION OF ABYSSAL WARSHIPS
Naka confirmed Mothership
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we.. didn't fuck up?
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>>46510435

They're probably F3Fs, which had a stall speed of - I shit you not - about 37 knots. So if the Ranger is making 30 knots, and turns into a 10-knot headwind... the motherfuckers could pretty much lift off straight up, like a kite.

Well, not REALLY, but... damn close.
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>>46510548
Well, if they *liked* china they wouldn't have emigrated.

So yeah.
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>>46510523
Vietnam is friendly with us. Fucking Vietnam the commie hellhole that redefined war being hell for entire generations, would rather be friends with us than with the fucking chinks.
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“Fanning the extant flames, Settle. Generally predicting it's going to end with a trail of dismembered bodies leading right to the ocean. And trying to get the Japanese nationalists spun up as well.” He snorts. “What you just heard with SecNav was China's House of FUD imploding at superluminal speeds.”

“... oh,” you say distantly. “So... we're...”

“What?” the CNO invites you casually. “We're what, exactly? Chums? Pals? I'd love your input, Admiral.”

Sweat trickles down your temple. Hate once explained that when a woman says 'go ahead,' it is not permission, but a dare. In Four-Star speak, “'go ahead' sounds like 'I'd love your input.'

[ ] We're good, right? It all turned out okay.
[ ] ... in my defense, I did TRY.
[ ] SAY. NOTHING.
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>>46510586
Vietnam is handling itself fairly well for a communist state, really.
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>>46510577
I'm now picturing that happening by accident, an entire deckload of planes just peeling up and off like papers on a table on a windy day while the crew collectively loses their shit
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>>46510586
To be fair, they want to be friends with the US before the war too.
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>>46510502
>cant

think you mean "can" here

as an ABC myself, the older generation of my family is still pretty pro-China, but me not so much
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>>46510554
They would need a carrier first.
And training.
And competent pilots
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>>46510449
>Your eyes flick back to the monitor, where Essex is currently trying to add a hat to her makeshift ensemble as commentators rhapsodize about the joys of patting her on the head without her consent.
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>>46510542

Well, she's breeding something.

*ssssssip*

And if anyone see's Harder, tell him I owe him a fist bump and a cigar.
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>>46510597
>[ ] ... in my defense, I did TRY.
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>>46510548
>Good job being popular, China.
I see what you did there.
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>>46510577
Bi-planes were pretty great.

You could also fit about 8 million of them in a Lexington.
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>>46510597
>[ ] ... in my defense, I did TRY.
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>>46510597
>Christ sir, I know you gave me a star but I'm just a Captain.
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>>46510597
[ X ] ... in my defense, I did TRY.

"So how often are you going to have Essex do these streams?"
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>>46510597
>[x] ... in my defense, I did TRY.
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>>46510597
>[X] SAY. NOTHING.
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>>46510597
>[ ] SAY. NOTHING.
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>>46510597
[ x ] ... in my defense, I did TRY.
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>>46510577

I'd just love to see that happen. Ancient biplane just being literally winched up in the air from a ship's deck like a giant kite.
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>>46510597
>[x] ... in my defence, I did TRY.

SAY NOTHING, DO NOTHING, BE NOTHING
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>>46510578
Nah, the immigrants were mostly the current generation's grandparents, circa pre-ww2. That time period was just a way to make their fortunes.

Thing is the communities have made their homes in the various countries we have settled in. Just because we're chinese doesn't mean we have to go nuts over china. We identify more with our citizenship first rather than ethnicity.
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>>46510597
>[x] ...yaoi, right?
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>>46510597

>SAY. NOTHING.
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>>46510633
But how many could we fit on a B-52?
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>>46510449
Holy shit she's adorable. How can she be this friggin adorable?
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>>46510633
Struth.
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>>46510597
[ ] ... in my defense, I did TRY.
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>>46510597
>[ ] ... in my defense, I did TRY.
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>>46510652
>We identify more with our citizenship first rather than ethnicity.

This. I'm second-generation Greek but, man, fuck Greece.
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>>46510506
fair enough.

Reminds me of when we used to call the Senior Army Instructor of my JROTC program, a retired SF Colonel who was in Nam, "colonel Bobby" behind his back.

Col Robert Brand, USA (ret.) was a scary motherfucker...
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>>46510597
>[X] SAY. NOTHING.

Don't dig yourself deeper than you already have, mate.
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>>46510597
>[ ] ... in my defense, I did TRY.
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>>46510597
>[X] ... in my defense, I did TRY.
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>>46510597
>[ ] ... in my defense, I did TRY.
We're beyond caring anymore.
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>>46510597
>[X] SAY. NOTHING.
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>>46510597
>[ ] SAY. NOTHING.
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>>46510597
>[ ] ... in my defense, I did TRY.
Being honest helps. I still feel like Settle was a pawn in a very big game. That the SecNav had set up that live stream for Kougou and it all fell into place for him
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>>46510597
>[x] SAY. NOTHING.
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>>46510597
suitcase tank best tank
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>>46510597
>[X] SAY. NOTHING.
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>>46510667
>>46510633
Those sexy as fuck 8-inchers.

God, I wish the idea of a battle-carrier had survived the 1920's somehow.
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When will I-19 get her own lewd cam?
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>>46510597
>[ ] SAY. NOTHING.
Shut up, God is speaking.
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>>46510240
8 inches of armor backed by another 8-inch bulkhead do make her a battleship by any sane definition, no matter what clueless armchair idiots and shitposters call her.

>W1 German Battlecruisers had more armour without any refits, had equivalent pre-refit speed and the last ones had broadly equivalent guns given the sheer disparity in quality between WW1 German AP ammunition and WW2 Japanese AP.

And you just confirmed yourself for completely ignorant and retarded. 0/10, not even worthwhile as a shitpost.
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>>46510714
Didn't they change the icon?
>>46510717
...well then.
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>>46510597
>[x] SAY. NOTHING.
as opposed to saying "look how successful my stupidity turned out to be"
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>>46510597
>[X] SAY. NOTHING.

We aren't exactly out of the woods just yet...
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>>46510717
This is not okay.
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>>46510717
>math

YOU'RE NOT DUCKING ME THAT EASY YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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>>46510717
Now that's what I'm talking about
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>>46510597
>[ ] SAY. NOTHING.
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>>46510597
>"SO WE'RE transferring Essex to the SecNav's office for PR duty then?"
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>>46510717
DON'T YOU LAY THIS EVIL ON ME. IT WAS A JOKE

A JOKE
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>>46510597
>[x] SAY. NOTHING.

>>46510717
STOP THIS
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>>46510717
Ahahahahaha.

I can't WAIT for Adm Thomas to find this quest.
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I-19 will place a webcam in Settle's bedroom for boarding action(s)
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>>46510745
been about 3 years since ive played, as much as i want to start again, so i have no idea
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>>46510717
delete yourself
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>>46510742
>backed by an 8-inch bulkhead

Wrong again friendo, enjoy your 3-inch turtledeck.
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>>46510745
>Didn't they change the icon?

And they upped the grid size and added t3 destroyers that can to a microAOE minijump and unfucked like 80% of the game and they're actually fucking replacing POS code with something that matters and you can destroy stations now and I WAS FREE I REFUSE TO GO BACK

votes called btw
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>>46510717
...So, how long until a team of Navy SEALs make Halley "disappear"?
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>>46510763
HAHA WAT
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>>46510765
Merc you dun fucked up
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>>46510717
>Do not sexualize the admiral
>Posts lewds

you are clearly retarded
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>>46510717
God damn it now I have to go stop my fucking nurses from showing this to the boss, or anyone outside of our department. One moment please.
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>>46510717
Catte.

Law of Holes.

That is all.
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>>46510652

China's a great place to visit, especially if you have family over there, but not so much a great place to live, I would think

Still, my parents' generation in my family are still pretty pro-China themselves, even if a bunch of them grew up in the Cultural Revolution era...
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>>46510742
Here's your >>You
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>>46510597
>[ ] ... in my defense, I did TRY.
Away all damage control teams!
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>>46510796

Too late boss.

I regret nothing.
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>>46510597
>[ ] ... in my defense, I did TRY.

We're gonna need to do better than Tech 2 this time.
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>>46510804
Shokaku has holes
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>>46510742
>8-inch belt
>battleship
>1941
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>>46510597
>[x] SAY. NOTHING.

Stay quite till we know how big the shitpile is we stepped in.
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>>46510787
>And they upped the grid size and added t3 destroyers that can to a microAOE minijump and unfucked like 80% of the game and they're actually fucking replacing POS code with something that matters and you can destroy stations now and I WAS FREE I REFUSE TO GO BACK
It will start with the stories, then feedback on the features, then if it isn't already too late Valkyrie may just get you.
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>>46510796
Nurses and admirals are watching, post CV and DD lewds.
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>>46510763
YOU

WISH
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>>46510830
>12-inch belt
>battleship
>1943
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>>46510742
Really, then. Show me how Kongou compares to Seydlitz, then.

I'll be nice and not bother bringing up Mackensen.
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>>46510088
But she's not JUST a traffic cone.
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>>46510650
I've seen a Piper Cub land flying *backwards* in a stiff headwind. As in, it was actually *backing* down the runway at touchdown.
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>>46510804
You're the last fucking person to talk about the law of holes. Mr commissioned lewds and posted them even though you didnt like them
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>>46510717
So, imgur of the uncensored version?
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>>46510821
>OFFICER damage control
Literally perfect for the situation
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>>46510597
>[X] ... in my defense, I did TRY.
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>>46510652
That kinda applies to all Americans since about all of us had ancestors that immigrated here if you go back far enough.
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>>46510597
>] SAY. NOTHING.
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>>46510868
Yup, it's always awesome when that happens.
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>>46510717
And Deme shits an entire brewery.
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>>46510717
RIP Planefag.
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>>46510808
China is a toxic hellscape who's pollution is so bad and their smog so thick that it reaches San Fan intact for Americans to breathe,
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>>46510861
>that fucking primary armament layout

JAPAN

NO

ITS NOT FUCKING 1904 ANYMORE, YOU CAN STOP
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>>46510851
There's something very off in Akagi's expression there
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>tie vote

KK this'll be fun~
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>>46510816
Can't tell if actually one of my nurses or not. One of you chucklefucks is giggling loud enough that I can hear you through the wall, so it could be and if it is so help you because I will ruin you.
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>>46510892
Even the Native Americans, who apparently emigrated from Siberia 12000 years ago.
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>>46510921
It'll be extra fun when Adm Thomas finds the pic.
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>[x] SAY. NOTHING.
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>>46510921
>so much samefagging that it actually ties

That's actually impressive.
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>>46510914
ah fuck image limit
>>46510921
whuh oh
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>>46510921
nooooo
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>>46510892
Not this shit again.

As an european speaking, anyone can say that. The only people who haven't moved are the egyptians, assyrians and chinese (for a given definition of chinese), and even saying that is risky.
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>>46510717
HAHA. Oh Wow.
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>>46510935
This is Catte's fault. Planefag is not involved.
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>>46510855
>Class A armor
>smuganimegirl.png
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>>46510921
EMAILING THE PICTURE TO ADMIRAL THOMAS NOW
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>>46510876

I do miss the old suitcase icon though
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>>46510958
He runs this quest.

IT ALL LEADS BACK TO PLANEFAG.
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>>46510966
>implying
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>>46510953
>assyrians
Wait, like, no shit? Continuous established population and all that?
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>>46510913
no joke.

When I took a deep breath right after getting off the bus going from HK to Guangzhou at the Shenzhen border control station, I could feel my lungs burning there in the terminal
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>>46510816
WITNESSED
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>>46510953
Go back far enough and even they moved from somewhere.
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>>46511000
Central Africa apparently.
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>>46510923
It's too late, Colonel. V2/Your Boss will reset this twisted Game to *Zero*.

It's Time.
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>>46510962
>overly face hardened armor versus modern capped AP shells
>decapping plate that's too thin to actually decap any shell larger than 10-inches.

your move
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>>46510984
Population, yes. There are still some around.

Nation, not so much. Their neighbours did a number with them, justifiedly so.
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>>46511018
>>46510994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR-SIn8oCZQ
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>>46511000
Obviously meant starting from civilization, not from homo sapiens.
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>>46510717
Saved for reposting.
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>>46511010
WE WUZ KINGS N SHEIT
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>>46511018
hehehehHeHeHeHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You think my BOSS is needed to do that?! THAT IS WELL WITHIN MY BOUNDS! IT IS TIME TO START RUNNING MY NURSES! FOR YOU HAVE CROSSED A LINE YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE CROSSED!
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>>46510717
Ignoring the joke for a sec, you need to work on the eyes. They always give off this thousand-yard-stare vibe. Fap Angel's are particularly bad, here.
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>>46510990
You know, it reminds me of a one-liner from the conductor on a Pacific Surfliner I once took. "Ladies and Gentlemen, we are now approaching our final stop. If, when you get off the train, you feel your eyes burning and have difficulty breathing, don't worry, it's not a chemical attack, it's just Los Angeles."
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>>46511067
>hehehehHeHeHeHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You think my BOSS is needed to do that?! THAT IS WELL WITHIN MY BOUNDS! IT IS TIME TO START RUNNING MY NURSES! FOR YOU HAVE CROSSED A LINE YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE CROSSED!
so THAT'S what secnav sounded like.
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>>46511055
>The Japanese actually translates to "TL Note: 'Admiral' means 'teitoku' in Japanese"

Oh christ that's a nice touch.
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>>46511076
I'd have a thousand-yard stare too if I was groping the Rule 63 of a three-star Admiral.
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>>46511067
All is lost now.

Planefag will get a call from SecNav for real.

He will learn The True Laugh.
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>>46511067
pics or it didn't happen
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>>46511108
Nah, that's rule63Planefag, boyo.
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>>46511067
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
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>>46511076
This. Halley I love ya but you need to give your eyes more vibrancy.
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>>46511111
No call.

Just SEAL house call.
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>>46511085
>>46511111
>>46511122
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To any of ArmyBurseCoprFag's people just a heads up they probably log your web traffic and tie to your username. I recommend using a personal phone with one of the many VPN services compatible with your device when teasing him here for that picture to get away with it.
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>>46511130
who is groping a rule63 admiral, yes.

My point stands.
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>>46511157
Cellphone.
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>>46511157
I also cannot spel.
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>>46511175
Exactly. The VPN is for the case where they send a scary letter to 4chan demanding the IP of everyone here.
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>>46510717
God
>>46510796
Fucking
>>46510816
Damn it
>>46511067
You little shits.

What the hell is this and why is it in my email inbox?
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>>46511145
>true fear.jpg
how the fuck did you get a pic past the image limit
what kinda voodoo shit is this
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>>46510597
>[X] ... in my defense, I did TRY.

we might as well make an effort to defend ourselves, its only proper.
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>>46511194
Well God is here now
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>>46511194
Oh shit Everyone run!
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>>46511191
>they demand planefag's IP
Quest's over guys, we finally did it.

>>46511204
Someone earlier deleted a picture, or got their post janitored out of existence.
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>>46511204
Power of the BIRD.

>>46511194
It's been nice knowing you, /tg/.
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>>46511018
Orders? What have orders ever given us?
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>>46511194
Oh god.

Good evening, sir.
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>>46510717
some days I feel that we may be crossing lines that shouldn't be crossed.
a picture of a genderbent version of a US navy admiral getting molested might be one of those lines.
That being said Thomas is rocking the sideties like a champ.
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Well this is BAD. Good evening, Sir.
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>>46510953
Don't forget the Phoenicians.
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>>46511194
haha /tg/ is fucked
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>>46511194
Oh shit.

Uh...Sir? Yeah you might wanna look away.
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>>46511194
Army gets more done than the Navy.
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>>46511194
Halley made a picture of a genderswapped version of Thomas getting groped by a genderswapped version of planefag.

Yeah.

Planefag didn't want it either but Halley likes to play with fire.
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So... New Thread when?
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>>46511204
THAT picture was deleted.
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>>46511228
<<TORPEDOES AWAY, COWARD>>
<<COME ON>>
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>>46511194
Ain't nothin' One Star, mosey on back where ya came from.
>>
Just an FYI anything I said won't save you at all in this case.
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>>46511093
TL Note-ception
>>
There's only one thing I can really say that's appropriate to this situation right now.

toasting in an epic bread.
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>>46511194
4th floor sir, I've got em all corraled in the meeting room over in the east wing.
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>>46511194
HAHAHA!
THIS IS THE DAY. THIS IS THE DAY THAT /TG/ ENDED UP ON THE US DOMESTIC TERRORIST LIST.
GG. NO RE.

Oh geeze google autofill don't put my email there, are you TRYING to get me nicked.
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>entrance of higherups
OMG LOL
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>>46511111
quints confirm
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>>46511270
Ooooh, Firing Squad?
>>
So how many of these people claiming to be military do you think are actually in the military?
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>>46511270
RIP Nursing Dept.
>>
This kills the quest.
>>
Today is the day that /tg/ dun fucked up

And it shall be glorious.
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>people still believing the roleplayers are real people

I'd like to believe everyone is in on the joke too, but I'm seriously doubting that...
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lol, Catte's post was deleted.

TOO LATE BOY, TOO LATE!
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>>46511284

I am not. The problem is, I am also not yet, so I am being very, very careful here and leaving the trip on.

You do NOT piss off the people who can get you a free ride through college.
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>>46511274
>Implying 4chan hasn't been on every government list since 2004
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>>46511270
>nurses were witnessed
Valhalla awaits
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>>46511284
That sir, is the grand question. Is it all true?
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>>46511284
>>46511306
I mean, nurse dude posted some pretty good proof of his existence
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>>46511306
People believe dumb shit anon.

This is no exception.
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>>46511306
>I'd like to believe everyone is in on the joke too, but I'm seriously doubting that...
Eh, it's fun.
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>>46511194
welp, we fucked now
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>>46511330
Yeah, ONE person.
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>>46511108
Why do you guys always fellate military authority anyways.

Like, legit question.
Everybody's got fucking stars in their eyes when they Talk In Capitals and I'm like "what the fuck do you see in them". Like, they can't do fucking shit it just looks sad on the internet.
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>>46511320
WarWolf, are you a goat?
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>mfw the nurses did it
THE FIRE RISES
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>>46511306
>>46511330
>>46511326
>>46511284>>46511342
>>46511339
Colonel's currently chewing out his nurses with the hospital commandant in the room.
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>>46511067
>trying this hard

This is literally just as bad as those *emoting* fuckers.
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Gotta say I didn't realized it was emailed until after. Whoever did that is fucking retarded. Like stick your dick in a pencil sharpener retarded.
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>>46511350
And he's verified that his boss showed up at least a couple of times
>>46511366
Yeah seriously. Unless you're on of the dumbasses who work for them, this is all just something to have a chuckle over, no need to lose our shit
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>This thread
Everything is as it should be.
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>>46511376
Sure thing friendo :^ )
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>>46511256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD34b9lnkq0
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>>46511194
I wouldn't worry about it.
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>>46511376
Pics?
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>>46511389
>who would do something like that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

Hell it could be the one guy doing the whole thing, but it's more likely it's his friends having fun.
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>>46511312
Pretty sure it was deleted because it was a blue board violation, not Catte deleting it.
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>>46511366

Ahaha. I really, really hope you live outside the US. With our millitary, and more importantly our government institutions which can "deputize" people in case of bullshit, you always make sure your ass is covered when the shit hits the fan.
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>>46511389
It's funny, Wednesday nights are boring, and I lead a dull, pointless, and over all, rather insignificant life.

Small entertainment like this is fun to hoot and holler over while I have a beer.
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reeeeee spacebattles,
i don't like your puppet show, but limiting it to the dead ends of threads is acceptable.
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>>46511257
isn't he a RADM, and therefore a two-star?
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>>46511427
I live in a reasonable country.
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>>46511194
Here. We. Go.
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>>46511366
Fucking commies
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Oh my face hurts from all the grinning! It set off my Trigeminal Neuralgia a bit. Thank god for meds.

Grats guys you've managed to simulate punching someone in the face through the internet.
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>>46511425
Why would it be a blue board violation? It had the nipples covered. Well, mostly.
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>>46511427
Bro, calm the fuck down.
Someone drew an obscene image of another dude.
It was shared in a place it shouldn't have been.
It's a big deal for that fuck-up who did it, but not for anybody else.
>>46511433
If there's one thing I'll actually reee at spacebattles for its how damn SERIOUSLY they take eevrything
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When they ask how we died, tell them - still salty.
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>>46511440
The USN has two-ranks of RADM, one-star and two star. Upper and lower half, IIRC.

Settle is a one-star RADM, for example.
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>>46511425
even if it was the mods/janitors doing their jobs, it's still too late, as the entrance of the RADM has shown us here
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>>46511467
So it's just Halley who's in trouble?
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>>46511447
>I live in a reasonable country.
bullshit, there are no reasonable countries.
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>>46508920
Why is this ship so cute.
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>>46511492
Man I already got chaptered out of the military for per-existing crazy, what are they going to do to me?
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>>46511467
>If there's one thing I'll actually reee at spacebattles for its how damn SERIOUSLY they take eevrything

Exactly.

It's the fucking internet, why do you people have sticks up your collective asses?
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So who wants to bet planefag is done for the night? He'll be too shitfaced to finish the update after this.
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>>46511496
Why would Halley be in trouble? Free speech, you fucking commie.
The only person who did anything wrong is if someone brought it into their workplace and work email.
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>>46511496
The only people in trouble are ArmyFag's nurses for sending a lewd picture to his fucking boss.
So no, you autists, nobody is going to have the US Navy take a shit on them through the internet.
Quit freaking the fuck out.
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>>46511496
It's not necessarily a big trouble though.

Even if a mod did it, at most it's a day ban or something. But a mod would have deleted the picture and left the post, which makes me think Halley deleted it herself.
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>>46511466
Because the rules say "work safe", not "censored". That is definitely not worksafe.
It falls to the Janitor/Moderator's discretion, of course, but it qualifies.
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>>46511506
You don't hear of them because they're too reasonable to make noise!

Actually it's just that they're irrelevant.
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>>46511542
>Quit freaking the fuck out.
I am pretty sure that this is just some roleplaying.
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>>46511476
Rear admiral lower is RDML
Rear admiral is RADM
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New thread going up in a few seconds!
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>>46511476
I know that, but rear admiral lower halfs are usually abbreviated RDML in the USN. I believe ArmyNurseCorp said that they were a RADM, not a RDML
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>>46511569
>roleplaying

Yes, and that's terrible.
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>>46511546
I know you probably come from SB/SV, but the definition of "worksafe" is a lot looser on 4chan.
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>>46511574
Right. Goddamn Letter soup.
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>>46511543
He got a 3 day ban for it.
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>>46511543

Catte says she didn't delete it herself, someone reported it and she got a three day ban for posting it. Quoth Catte: "Worth it!"
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>>46511524
a Section 8?
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>>46511583
HE LIVES

THE SEALS DIDN'T DISSAPPEAR HIM!

YET.
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>>46511604
Oh no, he might actually do something productive.
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>>46511609
Priorities right?
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>>46511569
Alright, let's set this straight.
The Spacebattles faggots take everything way too fucking seriously, and are dramaqueens.
But ArmyNurse is still a real fucking colonel, and his boss is a real Admiral, because he works in a real multi service facility, and we know it because he gave us real pictures of his real office.
Get your facts fucking straight.
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>>46511621
lol you seriously think he'll do something other than reset his modem
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Well that was a thing. I see I didn't miss much.
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>>46511621
Draw more porn.
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>>46509370
Gili Gili eye.
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>>46511609
>catte
>she
Heh.
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>>46511609
>Neco
>Her
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>>46511633
I just want the fucking spacebattlers to leave, or at least act like they're on fucking 4chan.
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>>46511617
It was some subdivision of that, which states that I was crazy prior to enlisting.

It has been a while, I do not recall.
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>>46511633
And so far we only have armyfag's word that it is actually his boss showing up. As far as we know it's just him and his friends having shits and giggles over people reacting in the thread.
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>>46511604
>>46511609
Well, I stand corrected then.

Remember when mods were gods and actually stylish?

And also not gigantic faggots.
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>>46511599
I frequent /a/ and enough forums to know the entire range of possible definitions of "worksafe", but it's still a valid enough case for a janitor that feels like doing it anyways.
It's not about whether it really is worksafe, it's about whether it can be construed otherwise.

>>46511609
Oh look I'm vindicated.
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>>46511609
>herself
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>>46511672
Never?
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>>46511616
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>>46511672
No. Mods have always been fags and will continue being fags until heat death.
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>>46511616

THREAD UP
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>>46511660

eh, he, she, what's the difference? Also, knew a girl named Catte once.
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>>46511669
Armyfag's too old to do that kinda thing.
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>>46511672
Pretty sure that never happened.

But you have to remember, they do it for free.

: ^ )
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>>46511024

>outer plate of STS predicted to decap any projectile under 16in.
>if not decapped space between the outer plate and main belt allows the cap to come loose or fall away.
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>>46511664
Didn't she write Kongou-Celle Quest?
Did you see Kongou's love letter to Goto in that?

It was pure estrogen! There's no way a guy wrote that.
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>>46511111
Our current SecNav actually has a sense of humor, he just doesn't let it out often around the ratings.
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>>46511672
mods=fags
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>>46511668
Erroneous Entry?
Its what I got too.
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>>46511024
>very hard armor
>set at an incline
>designed to protect at long range, where the shells are already plunging at a significant slant angle

If you're defending against a hit coming in at a right-angle, Class B ductile armor is better (which is what was used on the turrets for that exact reason.) But for the belt? I think Class A was the best choice by far.

Yourmovefaggit
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>>46511284
Given the size of the US military, and it's civilian support, how bored we all are in the average day, and the sheer number of staff and flag officers we have running around -- not bad actually.
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>>46511666
trips confirm

and there are likely a lot more of us here than you know, but most of us who have been here before try not make make a splash
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>>46510746
I need some context for that image.
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>>46511813

The increased thickness of the STS decapping plate on the Iowa over the SoDaks also meant that anything even the 18inch shells from the Yamato's would have a hard time achieving complete penetrations at range.
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>>46511774
Nah my thing said that I wasn't aware of my crazy, which was true.



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