Oh boy, my favorite time of the week is finally here!

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I can't believe you were sleeping while I talked you through this. And in this unbearable heat too.

I swear If we had the funding for it I would order the whole air-conditioning system to be revamped.

>>46481738
I'm like a cat. The cat in the cat. A prickly pear.

Heat puts me to sleep, I'm sorry.

>>46481738
Could be worse, the cicadas could be screeching at this time.

OOC: I will namefag from now on. Hello everyone, I have been archiving the majority of the threads but was unable to make the April Fools one.

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I need to go home now to prepare tonight's dinner. You'll have to do the funding allocation by yourself this time.

Everything you need is here, but...
[She hands you a bit of paper]
Here's my phone number. Only call me for business related stuff though. Seriously.

I'll see you tonight Major. Don't forget to bring wine.

>>46481885
Don't worry, I won't forget.

>>46481885
White or red?

>>46481885
Strictly business Sophie? I know we're professionals here, but it doesn't mean we can't be friends on the side.

Is "Côte Blonde" to your liking or would something from Okanoga be better for the occasion?

>>46481620
Please put quest in your title next time so my filter catches you.

>>46481987
Nobody Cares.

>>46481965
OOC: I meant to say Okanagan. Need to stay properly Canadian here.

>>46481885
I don't remember, is Anna invited?

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>>46481987
Hey, guess what?

>>46482029
>>46482068
I'm trying to be civil. Let's not be antagonizing each other please. I know you don't want me shitting up your thread, and I don't want to, all I request is that you have the common courtesy to put one word in the title so my filter catches it.

>>46482029
>>46482068
Hey guys, I care. Your quests are cancer, make em filterable and we won't come bitching.

We'll just bitch in /qa/ until you fags get your own board.

You are literally the only person in weeks to complain. Seriously, nobody actually cares about the filter anymore.

>>46482115
Well, except for this asshole. But he's a shitposter, so let's ignore him

From what I've been seeing recently, there seems to be a notable exception to the "quest rule": if the quest is actually GOOD, than it gets a free pass.

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>>46481923
>>46481965
>>46482042
Huh... I don't know, I don't drink alcohol. I'm making Chicken tikka masala so pick something that can go with it.

>>46482067
For how long have you been sleeping? Yes, she's coming with Rachel. Didn't you propose to pick them up?

>>46482227
meant for >>46482110

>>46482227
How am I a shitposter? I just want everyone to be happy and out of each others hair.

>>46482249
Sartori (Pinot Noir) it is.

And yeah, sorry I let that slip my mind. Hopefully Rachel is well enough to drink, though, I doubt a hole in her cheek would stop her.

Also...how's Elizabeth?

>>46482249
I'll guess I'll bring white wine with the lovely ladies.

>>46482279
No, you're just here to antagonize people.
If the complaints were significant, then we would have an issue.

>>46482249
So um, Eileen..The Eileens... Plural. How do we handle that you think?

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>>46482249
Lassi?

>>46482370
Speaking as a winefag, white wine is more reserved for romantic occassions and shellfish.

Pinot Noir goes better with chicken dishes and family gatherings. Just something to take into consideration nameless voice in my head.

>>46482446
I was thinking white to pair off against the spiciness of tika masala. But this voice is def a pleb that wants to make puns like

>>46482390
With two hands. Dohoho.

>>46482446
Actually, with ayurvedically spiced main dish, pretty much any classical wine will be vastly overpowered. Unless you go with something like Muskateller, Port, or even Sherry.

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>>46482348
>>46482370
>>46482446
I guess I'll rely on you for this, you seem to know your stuff. Wow, this feels wrong calling you reliable.

>>46482390
I don't know. Just make up a false ''twins who got separated at birth'' story.

I really need to go now. I'll see you later.

>>46482590
This is assuming it is the curry version of Chicken Tikka Marsala. Milder varieties can be better paired with Pinot Noir and Gris, though this is me assuming that she is making it mild to suit everyone's tastes.

Otherwise, yeah I would agree with Port or Merlot if it traditionally spiced.

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[She then exits the room, leaving you with a desk encumbered with paperwork. You hear the AC working but you barely feel its effect.]

>>46482605
Bu-... yeah, see you.

ooc: I would have thought the seperated twins thing temporarily, but since they share memories that simply wouldn't work...

>>46482605
>>46482698
Yeah, I'll see you at the party.

>Looks at papework

Well...I don't want another scolding. Though, I have to admit, Sophie is kind of cute when she's angry.

OOC: Hey QM, kind of had this idea in my mind for a while, mind putting these into a general thread for another time? I know this is essentially putting it off for another time, but it keeps everyone's focus on the current session of the quest and makes things go faster.

>>46482698
Oh I guess all the damage to headquarters is why we're working in the hot box apartments.

Um... so It'll cost 53 GMP to do repairs to the city.

I wonder if we'll have time and energy to get another Eva in development.

>>46482605
All told we got off p. light with regards to damage. 13 total, assuming our EVAs took it on the AT field and 18 otherwise.
33 damage to structures, plus the Geoscape.

Aw hell. They're only gonna pay us once, aren't they. Full repair would cost us 51 FUs, still a healthy budget for upgrades.

>>46482764
HQ and armored layers should get priority.

After that let's start looking at what another EVA will cost before the rest of the city?

>>46482605
>>46482707

For the twins matter, I think it would be easier for Zweileen since she remember more than "Oh, I just fainted for two month". It will be easier for her, and she look less stressed than her sister. She could even help us for Einleen.

>>46482801
Those layers are "automatically" repaired through time, aren't they?

>>46482764
What about investing in EVA tech? One of the nerds had a cool idea about remote operation...

>>46482801
We might be able to shave some FUs off the city repair budget. Certainly if they're going into upgrades or acquisitions, itd be a better use of the resources.

>>46482801
I don't think we should repair all the armored layers at once. Lets do maybe 5-15, repair HQ, then get the extremely damaged districts back to operational status if there's anything left over.

Top priority goes to repairing our Evas and troops and trying to build a new Eva for Eileen.

>>46482828
>Those layers are "automatically" repaired through time, aren't they?
No idea. Either way I stand by my proposal. But lets see how much FUs we have before making any decisions.

>>46482828
That brings up an interesting question, if we are to reveal the whole thing for the Eileens, how will we go about it?
>Reveal it to them by letting them meet
>Tell each of them separatly
>Tell one of them first, so they can help explain it to the other.

>>46482872
Same desu. We can prioritize spending once we know how much we got.

>>46482903
Let's not let them meet without at least broaching the topic. Have we heard back from psych at all in regards to them? Or Anna for that matter?

>>46482872
I think it was 5 layer per week. Something like that.

I was thinking about making one of my usual funding scenario about a PR campaign. We build back everything we left in a bad state. Since we had a great victory last time, repairing the city would improve citizen and Nerv Staff moral.

>>46482903
I think we should at least tell them before. Einleen was quite panicked when I screwed up last time and told her about her "new sister".

>>46482950
Why don't we just delegate the Zweileen problem? Make her handler do it.

>>46482984
The real question is, do we have the money for a propaganda campaign. If we only have a month of FUs then we'll be tight already. Can we sell War Bonds?

>>46482985
Um... Anon. We're her handler.

>>46483053
ohfug

>>46482985
Oh, you, Major.

>>46483082
If only there were two of me!

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>>46482698
Oh shit! What will we bring to the party?

Did we get Anna a gift?

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>>46482752
I prefer giving you all the necessary material as soon as possible.

>Geofront Armored Layers costs the same to repair as anything else. One FU for one health notch.

>>46483183
So it's better to build 5 new layer than repairing 2 layer?

>>46483249
Hmm. This doesn't make much sense, does it?

What about you can't build more until they're all repaired?

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>>46483183
You know... why should a nuclear unit be unmanned? What's preventing it from being piloted like anything else?

>>46483272
Then losing layers is very punishing. What about repair/new cost equivalence?

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>>46483331
Alright then. One FU for 5 layers.

[You receive a call]

--Sir! Wait!

Major? We need you here in the psychiatric ward! Quick!

--Sir! Doing this will--

[She hang up]

>>46483322
We're not Russians. We practice reactor safety.

>>46481738
>>46481885
>>46482249
>Finance even more hot and bothered than usual
You're the one who asked me to bring wine!

>>46483402
RUN BOY RUN

>>46483402
Sounds important. Let's go. Grab a security goon on our way down.

>>46483402
On our way!

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Threadly reminder that you ORDERED THIS SMILING 14 YEAR-OLD BOY TO HIS UNTIMELY DEATH.

>>46483507
Eh, it wasn't really 'untimely'

>>46483402
who's this sir? Okay time for some intervention.

>>46483471
>>46483507
>Ordered
Fuck no. What he did, he did on his own volition
He was a hero

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>>46483434
>>46483436
>>46483454
[You quickly grab a security guard and head to the psychiatric ward. The angry voice of the Deputy Commander is being heard throughout the corridors.]

Enough with this farce! This is a paramilitary organization, not some primary school. We need them operational as soon as possible! I'm putting them both into the same room right now, whether you like it or not.

[He's holding a scared Eileen by the wrist.]

>>46483507
Who's to say that he's dead? For all you know, he could've merged with his eva at the last second and is probably alive somewhere.

>>46483507
>>46483540
>>46483568

I'm imagining the major shouting all this as he runs down a corridor.

>>46483660
Stop him.

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>>46483660
W-what did I do wrong?! I don't understand!

>>46483660
I thought I was the only one allowed to traumatize the EVA pilots. What the heck is this?

>>46483660
>OOC
Hold up, i'm confused. If we're a Major, but he's a Commander..
What ranking system do we use, and is he our superior officer or not?

>>46483660
>>46483731
Just what the Hell is going on here?

>>46483660
Let go of Eileen.

Deputy Commander, you want operational pilots capable of using EVA, you will stop what you're doing right now.

>>46483660
Sir! Calm down!

You are right. We should have done this earlier. Give me until this evening and everything will be settled. Just let me do it the soft way. They are still children.

>>46483660
>>46483731
>paternal senses tingling
Vice-commander, sir; please let me handle this. Eileen is my responsibility, as well as the management and well-being of the staff under my command here at this base!

>>46483774
I think of him as Fuyusutski.

>>46483731
Don't worry Eileen you didn't do anything wrong.

Things are a little complicated is all.

>>46483791
Perv pls leave

>>46483818
>Not PERV

>>46483731
You didn't do anything wrong. The deputy commander is out of line.

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>>46483705
>>46483760
>>46483775
>>46483776
The sooner this is over with, the sooner we can being their training without this unnecessary pampering. The Angels certainly won't wait for them to be in a ''appropriate emotional state''.

>>46483791
>>46483802
[He lets go of Eileen]
Today. I want it done today. And I want a full report from both of you.

>>46483811
>>46483874
[Eileen]
Major...

>>46484009
[to Eileen and psych div. head] What happened here? Is something wrong?

>>46484009
Deputy commander, you don't need to be here for this.


Eileen, we need to talk about something.

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[The Deputy Commander leaves. You can hear him talk to himself about ''psychiatric bullshit'' until he is out of sight.]
Wew...

The Deputy Commander was always hostile towards my team but it's never been this bad. Thank you for coming Major, really. He doesn't respect us but I knew he would listen to you.

I guess we need to do something about this situation today, huh?

>>46484009
Zwei... Eileen. You remember, during your last battle. You had lost the control of your EVA. TThen iits the black out for at least a month.

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>>46484096
>>46484102
Y-yes? I remember I lost control of the Eva and the head shot...

What does it have to do with the Deputy Commander?

>>46484147
You didn't just black out. You.. You kinda died.

>>46484009
>>46484097
I guess so. I wanted to wait until I could come up with a plan on how to do this right, but our hands are being forced.

[to Eileen]
Eileen...I wasn't sure how to tell you this, but..during the battle against the 4th Angel, something happened to you. You didn't just black out, you were missing for about a month. You broke your synch limits and dematerialized inside your Eva.

>>46484179
Do NOT say this

>>46484179
She didn't die you fucking idiot.

>>46484179
Nobody DIED.

>>46484097
If you have any idea... IIm kind of improvising.
>>46484147
You werent in coma. You kind of vanished.

>>46484179
It's a bit more complicated than that, anon.

>>46484203
She might have died. We aren't really sure.

>>46484225
>>46484203
>>46484215
She dissolved, I'm 100% sure that's always fatal

>>46484227
>>46484237
>>46484179
It's like you never watched evangelion

>>46484147
>I remember I lost control of the Eva and the head shot...
This is Eileen II/Zweileen we're talking to.

>>46484189
...we removed your entry plug and kept it here at the base. Florence took over piloting Eva Unit 03. But after the fight against the 5th Angel, you came back to us all of a sudden..both inside the entry plug and inside Unit 03. At the same time.

>>46484237
This is NERV man we can't be sure of anything.

>>46484237
>>46484227
>>46484179
That's not how LCL revertion works, moron.

>>46484147
Remember when i said that EVA tech was werid?
that isnt even the tip of the iceberg...

>>46484237
>Shinji's consciousness was still active inside Unit 01 when he dissolved.
>and boy did he see some crazy shit when he was in there.

Things NOT TO SAY here:

>We kept you/the other you here for study
>you died
>we're not sure which one is the real you

>>46484273
no it's how human life works
if your body stops being a body, you're dead
>>46484283
Doesn't mean he wasn't dead

>>46484147
When you lost control, you dissolved when your sync ratio went of the charts. You were gone for a while.

And then you came back. Rematerialized.

And you're the same Eileen. Both of you are.

>>46484301
OOC: I'd say both are real. Or at least one is as real as the other.

>>46484348
That's most likely the case, but the last thing we need is to put a seed of doubt that big into a 14 year-old girl's mind. That's the kind of shit that drives people legit crazy; no Eva necessary.

>>46484307
[sopiler]But we aren't talking about normal human biology. We are talking about Eva-vere human/Lilim biology

>>46484348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdxucpPq6Lc
I'm suddenly reminded of a certain canadian cartoon.

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>>46484189
>>46484224
>>46484261
>>46484277
>>46484308
..what do you mean by ''both''?

Maybe we should have had a little talk with the psy head before saying those things to eileen....

but now that it's done we should ask the psy to help us a little there...

>>46484307
Without a body they are 'dead' in a strictly medical sense, but this is eva we are talking about. Souls and stuff.

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>>46484412
>tears
OhfuckohfuckI'mfuckingup

>>46484429
I don't know how hearing it from the pych is going to make it any easier to grasp. I'm assuming Eileen trusts us more than her, though.

>>46484450
Yeah, but does the major know that?

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>>46484412
Eileen.

There are two of you now.

>>46484492
We do. And we Could. Considering this conversation in the thread is more or less. what goes on in his head and comes out of his mouth.

>>46484097
It's your time to shine.

>>46484412
See it this way, you have a twin sister now!

>>46484412
I'll be blunt with you Eileen

Shortly before the 5th angel was defeated you rematerialized inside the entry plug of the first child, but another one of you also rematerialized inside of unit 03's old entry plug, which was being studied at the lab.

I'm not going to call the both of you clones because that would imply one of you is a copy and one is the original, but both of you seem to be identical in every way except for your last memories.

>>46484412
ellie, when you "blaked out" and we defeated the angel we extrated the plug, and keep it away from anything to recover you, remember crying my damn soul to get you back, a other angel appeared, and we had to deploy all the evas, including yours, after some AT field Shennanigans that i dont understand, you returned on the EVA and the plug

what im asing here is that right now there are 2 of you, the only difference is that you remember the shot the other does not

>>46484412
You came back at the same time both within the Eva and within your entry plug. There's now two Eileens.


We weren't sure how to handle it and were trying to figure out how to broach the subject with both of you in a calmer environment. One that didn't involve a shrieking Deputy Commander. I'm sorry we didn't tell you sooner, we didn't want to hurt either one of you, and now our hand has been forced.

>>46484412
See for yourself.

>>46484573
You know that was almost a pun. Now's not the best time for those.

mfw I want to christen her Einleen but doing so is an awful idea

>>46484412
"Damn it, i was hoping that I could find a better time to reveal this, but it cant be helped.
... Follow me"

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>>46484540
>>46484545
>>46484546
Wha-

No! Who is she?! This can't be right!

You should have told me! You should've, you should've...

[She's now crying]

[Head, Special Psychiatric Division]
Bring her to my office, I'll bring the other one.

Be there for her, Major. She needs it.

>>46484723
>You should have told me! You should've, you should've...
I almost did, despite being ordered not to.
I'm sorry. I can't imagine what it must be like for you, both of you, to be going through this.

>>46484723
If it's any consolation, we--*ahem* I am just as baffled as you are.

>>46484723
You're right, we should have told you, but we were scared, and confused, and we wanted to make sure we had all the facts straight, that we could tell you the truth.

>>46484723
You're right, we should have.

Hug her.

>>46484723
Hugs, headpats and a MCOA hat

>>46484723
ellieen! calm down
we didnt because weird eva tech, like hold the other hand to explode the unever trigger or something

>>46484723
"It's not a big deal, Eileen. Look on the bright side. Now you can be at two places at once without all the schizophrenia and medication--I mean, it'll take some time getting used to, so take it slow."

>>46484771
mostly a bear hug with "its allright" wispering

>>46484723
I had planned to do it Eileen. I wanted to talk about that at Tim Hurton, in a more relaxed mood. It seem the Deputy Commander didn't gave me enough time for that.

I hoped the Head of the SSD would have been able to deal with this situation. She's the specialist and I didn't want to come to this.

I'm sorry, Eileen. I'm sorry.

>>46484771
Do we even have a spare hat? Or did we just give Florence our spare spare hat?

>>46484784
>"It's not a big deal,
Don't sugar coat it. it's a pretty big deal.

OOC: The least we can hope for is that they don't instantly try murdering eachother.

>>46484852
We're the major.
We have a whole fund unit worth of MCOA hats.

>>46484723

I know its weird. And scary. But I can tell you from experience that being multiple people isn't all that bad after you get used to it.

i can see the suptg desc: tg autisms his way into twins problems

>>46484869
OOC: Well, that would solve half of the problem... It'd just also make the other half much worse

>>46484771
>headpats

I know we're roleplaying on the internet, but why do people think is okay? I'd be creeped right the fuck out if anyone tried to do such a thing to me.

>>46484888
OOC: Hehe well said.

>>46484920
Its a meme.

>>46484920
Because people on the internet are creepers.

>>46484771
No more headpats, Jesus. Just try and give her a genuine hug.

>>46484920
We're an adult + kind of family. It's not that abnormal. Hug would be better culturally I suppose. But I can see my father headpating me.

>>46484920
It's a manga and anime trope.

>>46484869
>Not encouraging your daughteru clones to duel with claymores while blasting Highlander the one

>>46485005
>not huging and loving them both
shitloooorrrdddddd

>>46485082
I'll love and cherish Eileen, but there can only be one.

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>>46485005
>>46484999

Now is not the time Weabo voice, we'll watch some animu later.

>>46485119
Good thing there's an odd 36 of us total in Major Anon's head who don't share that opinion.

>>46484723
I know, I should have told you sooner Eileen. I was more afraid than anything, not at you finding out, but that we wouldn't have come back from the Greenland trip. If I had left you with that, and on your own, I don't think I could have forgiven myself even if I died.

I'm so sorry....

>hug her

I promise you that we will make this better. I will guarantee you that.

OOC: Goddamnit, work calls me out at the worst of times...T_T

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>>46484756
>>46484763
>>46484760
>>46484818
You were supposed to take care of me! You're just like my last caretaker! Your protocols and chain of command are more important than anything else.

>>46484770
>>46484771
>>46484801
[She pushes you away]
Major!

>>46485174
I have to phonepost literally every thread man. I feel your pain.

>>46485181
OOC: GODDAMNIT! I WAS TOO LATE!! T_T

>>46485181
[Internal screaming]

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>>46485005
>>46485119
I want everyone to get along.

>>46481620
The best day of the week is here!

Cegremo, how long does it take you to prepare the indoor scenes, doing the texturing and models and stuff? I'm trying to gauge what might be doable or not for a quest I am working on.

>>46485181
This had nothing to do with protocol.
It was about taking care of you.

>>46485174
>tfw the thread starts late at night

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>>46485181
God damn it.

>>46485181
i wanted to! but the the idiots from psi came and said that it would hurt you!

i dont wanna lose you, we... i lost many because i fucked up
this time, i dont wanna lose anyone else

>>46485181
You were the most important for me! If my chain of command was more important, I would have told you point blank, as the Deputy Commander expected. I wouldn't have cared about your feelings!

>>46485181
And what would have happened had I told you right after? It's a no win situation, and there was nothing I could do except try and find the right time.

>>46485181
Eileen, I'm sorry but I couldn't have done anything even if I had wanted to. There was no way to know how you would have reacted in your state at the time when we fished you out and the head of psychiatry specifically told me not to tell you until we knew more.

I am not trying to give you an excuse, but what happened. I know it's not what you to hear, but please know that I would have told you in a heartbeat if I had been able to.

I feel guilty over it, and I just don't want to lose anymore people in my life...please Eileen...forgive what I did.

>>46485181
"I don't know how to do this properly, and I'm sorry. But the situation is what it is, and I can't change it even though I want to. Eileen, this is something you will have to come in terms with on your own, so please just bear with me."

Which do you think is worse?
>Eileen's emotional pains from this revelation
>Our emotional pains from fucking up this badly

>>46485379
yes

QM, if you're looking for material for another quest, how about basing one from a short during the Japan Animator Expo? It's animated by Khara.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK92G2BRjOM

It has some potential ideas but it feels like a trailer to a non-existent show. You could do whatever.

>>46485181
EILEEN! LISTEN TO ME!

I may have been ordered to be silent about it, but do not misstake me for someone who cares about those damned protocols.

I... I was afraid. Afraid of messing up. I knew that this would... cause a reaction, so I wanted to make sure it would come at time where I believed you'd be able to handle the news... somewhat.

I'm sorry.

>>46485379
Definitely the second one for me. The way I see it, it's hurtful to us because we're now in an untrustworthy position to her, and we're now in a vulnerable state as well.

>>46485335
>i dont wanna lose you, we... i lost many because i fucked up
>this time, i dont wanna lose anyone else
>>46485307
>I just don't want to lose anymore people in my life...

We should be rock solid. Not some kind of pathetic schizo unable to deal with his own feelings and life.

Rolling for Diplomacy.

>>46485379
I want to get off the ride.

>>46485431
Dear god no, not with our luck

>>46485431
pls no

>>46485422
Hopefully she/they can find some solidarity with the other pilots, if not us. I've a feeling we may be counting on Florence to mediate here.

>>46485423
I am terrible at wording things unfortunately. So, yeah, I agree with this statement.

Sorry about that nameless voice in my head.

>>46485181
This wasn't just about chains of command. Nothing like this has happened to anyone before. I didn't know how to handle the situation, and I took the easy way out.

I'm sorry.

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[Eileen]
...

[Eileen]
...

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>>46485578
[Major Anon]
...

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>>46485578

>>46485578
insert nervous laughter.jpg here.

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>>46485578

no twins joke from here on

OOC: I'm so proud we've been able to go so long it.

>>46485578
I suppose there's no need to introduce you to each other...

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>>46485578

>>46485664
OOC: *without saying it. Damn tablet.

>>46485474
Ironic that the emotionally inert and probably synthetic weirdo is the one we're getting to be our rock.

Really though, we need to be the one there for them, above the other pilots. We're their guardian, after all, as well as the only one with the metaknowledge of how fucked up everyone is destined to become for having been near NERV.

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Hi...

I know how you must feel, I feel it too.

[There's a long, awkward pause.]

Maybe... we could speak?

>>46485181
>Your protocols and chain of command are more important than anything else.
Might be a little late to say it, but we would've been following protocol if we let you both meet right when you came out of the plugs.

We defied protocol.

>>46485711
we have all the time of the world

Doc, can they use your office for a private chat?

>>46485744
semiOOC but Isn't there a birthday party we have to go to ?

>>46485711
Do the two of you want some time alone?

>>46485711
Honestly, that's probably the best possible thing for her now.
God, I wish that we could have done this in a better situation

>>46485767
is not today right?

>>46485767
Rachel's party is later and anyways the funding unit's worth of Labatt 50 probably hasn't arrived yet.

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>>46485770
>>46485748
I think you should give them some space, Major.

I'll stay here in case something goes wrong.

>>46485711
You're free to use either my office or the psychiatric office if you need to be alone with your thoughts.

We'll be right outside if you need anything.

>Whisper
Head Psychiatrist: Any issues with telling her what happened?

OOC: so why is one calm and they other upset? Maybe because of Commander Asshole, maybe because the other had the Head of Psych break it to her instead of schizoid Major.

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>>46485838
Maybe

>>46485819
"Good idea. I could probably look up a birthday present for Anna. How...old is she supposed to be again?"

>>46485838
Probably the latter

>>46485838
I think both played a role in it

((I'd say it would be better if we were to mediate than the psych head, especially with us being the players and that, but arguing that would either result in QM fiat or 4 hours of NPC dialouge that we'll never get back. What do you all think?))

>>46485856
If any of you nameless voices in my head remember, I think QM mentioned that one of her big hobbies was swimming.

Maybe we should think about getting her something to help her out on her school's team?

>>46485918
Just don't get her a swimsuit and we'll be fine. Maybe some swimming goggles?

>>46485918
That'd be nice.
Overplay and it could be viewed as buying her off, though. And you really can't buy something like this off.
Maybe in the future, when things aren't so raw.

>>46485854
>>46485858
>>46485909

Or maybe the other knew all along.

>>46485856
I'd vote against the latter half, and anyways as it's Eva you should know she's like 14

>>46485966
We did drop a stupidly heavy hint at E1leen when we first met her with Florence. so

yeah. probably.

>>46485990
I was thinking more along the lines that one of them is actually an angel. Maybe instead this is how the Rei clones were made, via LCL.

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>>46485947
>>46485952
Personally, I was thinking about one of those baddass underwater re-breathers. The ones they use for endurance training in pools?

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>>46486079
>Triton
>Real
Choose 1

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>>46486051
Thats a whole different kettle of fish anon.

And I'm not exactly ready to tackle that.

That said she did reach out and touch the angel with her AT field. so it does stand to reason there might be some weirdness from first contact.

The big take away is that we just don't know.

and shouldn't base any assumptions or thoughts on that lack of knowledge.

>>46486109
We have giant robots powered by teenage angst, i think we can have a bit of sci-fi

>>46485947
Reminder that we promised her a GOOD gift.
Why don't we ask Rachel for a recommendation? No one knows her better than she does.

>>46486051
One of the tests they ran was DNA. They're both human as humans can be in Eva.

>>46486109
we are in the future fighting weirdo, godzilla sized aliens

bet your ass it exist

>>46486120
if that happens with some luck we can aply the power of fatherly love to counter it

>>46486079
Let's ruin this month payroll on that.

>>46486051
I'm refuting the claim, on the basis of how everyone coresponds to an Eva character. Eileen is Asuka, and Rei is Florence and Ophelia. This plotline was basically born from QM forgetting that Eileen's plug was removed anyways, so we shouldn't read too much into it.

>>46486051
>>46486120
Ooc-Miss literary definitely gave off some Kaworu, whoever that could be, vibes.

But other voice is right, whole different kettle of fish that we don't need to deal with right now.

Let's get some wine.

>>46486145
True, we can ask her when we go to pick her up.

Though I still claim the rebreather as my gift idea.

>>46486145
That'll result in us bringing a funding unit of Labatt 50.

>>46485819
I won't interfere much, but if things get hairy I might have no choice but to break a fight up.

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>>46486189
>shouldn't read too much into it

Anon, do you know where we are and what subject matter we're dealing with?

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Hey Major! Where are you? Are you close?

>>46486262
Yo, what do I get for the birthday girl?

>>46486262
I'm in Psych.

Zup?

>>46486262
Um? Maybe? I'm not sure. Things got emotional and personal for a second but uh yeah, I think I'm close? Where are you Rachel?

>>46486262
OOC: QM are we on the phone with her?

>>46486262
I'm here at the psych ward, Rachel. What's up?

>>46486254
That doesn't seem like a post that should be accompanied by Anno explaining that the heavy christian themes prevailant in the show came from the philosophy of 'lol it looks cool'.

>>46486262
i finnaly gone crazy and got in the loony farm, hows in your end?

>>46486337
OOC: I think he was trying to be ironic, but fucked up in between sounding funny and potentially pretentious. >>46486262

Assuming I am holding a phone in my hands and talking to you, yeah, should be close. I heard that Anna is on her school's swim team, do you think she would like something to improve on her chosen hobby?

I ask you since you've known her much longer than me of course.

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>>46486313
Yes, I should have specified. sorry!

>>46486297
>>46486325
>>46486302
What? Is everything alright?

Anyway, you're 15 minutes late man. Your two babes won't wait for you forever, right Anna?

>Yeah, we won't!

>>46486288
>>46486447
Huh, we'll talk about this later okay? When we'll be alone, you and me...

>What are you talking about? Stop it Rachel!

>>46486524
Aw crap! Sorry, on my way now!

Hew dudes, should we put some FU on EVA unit development? To avoid losing another one.

>>46486524
Right, right! Sorry about that!

I'll be right over, just give me a second to get a good spot of wine of the gathering alright?

Don't worry I won't take long. See you there!

>Hangs up

Alright other voices in my head, I'm thinking Pinot Noir if the Chicken is mild, or Merlot Blanchet if it spicy. What do you guys think?

>>46486524
There's something going down over here that's kinda important. Eileen... She needs me right now.

>>46486596
>Alright other voices in my head,
Stop that.

>>46486596
I'm thinking mild Indian food is for faggots and NDP voters. Go with the Merlot

>>46486596
Where the heck are we going to get a bottle of wine on short notice, Voice Number Nine? Hasn't the sector around HQ been blasted to hell?

>>46486596
Sounds good. Let's grab both.

>>46486524
Sorry about that. There's a good reason I'm late, we can talk about it later.

>>46486563
on R+D we NEED to research angel tech, we probably still have that core dangling around, i say we use it, could give us something good

I swear to god if one of the Eileens tries to strangle the other, I'm giving ALL of you chucklefucks a boot to the head

>>46486661
Then why haven't we?

>>46486596
Get a bottle of each, prepare for all possibilities

"LOOOK ITS YOUR OWN CLONE. NOWNNEITHER OF YOU WILL BE VIRGINS. NOW TALK IT OUT LIKE ADULTS AND ET BACK TO TOUR BLASPHENOUS ALIEN KILLING GOD MACHINES ANS DONT MELT INTO JELLO AGAIN.

>>46486695
apparently all research is doing to plug tech or something
check the pdf

>>46486643
In Montreal? Sure you jest.

>>46486651
You know what, yeah we should. Keep one on us if another such date arises.

>>46486627
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME VOICE IN MY HEAD!

>>46486627
Don't bother, if you'd look back you'll see that the entire thread he's been exibiting the symptoms of chronic Main Character.

[Looks into camera]

>>46486730
No Major, YOU are the voices.

>>46486756
plus we probably are an engineered uman to maximize the tactical/strategical potential
not that it worked well, of course

>>46486808
A fine, if strange proposition, possibly tinfoil hat wearing voice in my head.

>>46486684
This. Between the discussion of alcohol and Major Chuunibyou over here, there's no way this is going to be handled properly.

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>>46486808
>the Major has achieved instrumentality
>All the anons posting are just individuals who have become one to form the Major

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>>46486549
>>46486596
>>46486651
>>46486704
[After a short stop to buy wine, you finally reach Rachel's new apartment.]

[Rachel]
Finally! We almost asked someone else to go with us. Almost.

>>46486843
Ok, to be fair this is something I have a legitimate fear of.

We left Eileen in a very vulnerable state considering where our talk left her at as well as our attempt at comforting her.

I am legitimately worried now because you mentioned this.

>>46486902
wow rude.

>>46486902
A thousand pardons. I'm ready when you are!

>>46486902
I knew you weren't an almost kind of person, Rachel. Swanky apartment, by the way. Let's get going, shall we?

>>46486833
>my head
Protip: Next time you try calling dibs on a thread, do it within the first month. God knows we don't need tripfags doing their impressions of 18th century Britain

>>46486902
Glad you waited. How are the new digs?

>>46486902
Yeah, sorry about that, though in my defense I was getting a bit of an early riser for our little gathering.

Anyways, how have you girls been?

>>46486928
Idk man, kind of rude to make people wait.

>>46486989
OOC: Hey man, there people getting called out for that during the second session. Excuse me for being a little apprehensive at namefagging.

That being said, I will tone it down, because I can see it is getting quite obnoxious now.

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>>46486928
You're the rude one! Making two beautiful women wait for so long.

Okay, let's talk host gifts. What did you brought? I got them a mini-popcorn maker. Anna's idea.

>>46487040
Nah man, keep doing what you're doing, he's just being a killjoy

>>46487074
Kegerator?

>>46487074
I got booze

>>46487080
OOC: It's fine honestly, I am not trying to be completely autistic with my RPing here.

>>46487074
I...err, got them something nice. Just ah...need to pick it up is all. Wouldn't mind making a little detour right?

>sweating intensifies

>>46487074
Some good wine.

So how do you feel? Did you like the little Labatt 50 surprise? It was Anna's idea.

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>>46487074
They really like watching movies! So I thought a popcorn machine would be great.

>>46486997
Really comfy! And way better than the last one.

>>46487006
We've been working on moving out since I came back from Greenland.

So, Major... do you notice anything?

>>46487074
>>46487140

And a small block of finely aged artisanal cheese.

>>46487040
At first i was skeptical but you seem alright. I'm the other archiver goy by the way.

>>46487074
Man, you will NOT believe this crazy ass dream I had the other day.

>>46487192
Who is this cute girl who suddenly knows me?
This can't be Anna.

>>46487192
You look like an angel with short are....the heavenly type not the huge bringer of death type.

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>>46487192
>So, Major... do you notice anything?
>perspiring increases

>>46487192
Nice hair do, definitely makes you look more mature.

>>46487192
That's a nice dress!

...

And a beautifull haircut. Is it because of the heat?
It look really good anyway.

>>46487192
and here i though you couldnt be cuter

>>46487239
This

>>46487239
YES

>>46487192
Did you do something with your Eva?

>>46487192
I think the style suits you, Anna. You look great.

>>46487040
>>46487080
I don't mind the fact that he's namefagging, and even the tripcode doesn't bother me enough to warrant complaint. It's primarily speaking as if he's the 'alpha' Major Anon, as it were, that grinds my gears, and with him having admitted it can be a little obnoxious I'll leave him be.
Mind you, there are a couple different anons complaining about them, not just me.

>>46487192
You mean the haircut? I think it looks nice, certainly brings out the authority in your eyes.

Though, I am not sure about the dress. Did you pick that one or did Rachel?

>>46487310
That's the way everybody -should- speak

>>46487310
OOC: Yeah I heard you man. To be honest I wasn't trying to overtake it with that, but I know what you mean. Anyways, let's stop worrying about it now, and let's get back to awkward conversations with ourselves.

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>>46487239
I know right?! [She looks really happy]

>>46487233
>>46487216
>>46487262
Thank you! Rachel cut my hair yesterday

[Rachel]
Yeah, we needed a fresh start! Something to leave all the weird shit we did behind, right Anna? [Anna says yes, but seems really uncomfortable.]

>>46487310
>>46487372
This

If we are all voices in a schizophrenic Major's head then we should all name fag as Maj [insert name here].

It'll be hilarious!

>>46487337
Not sure if veto, but I'd rather not jeer the dress. While it's only just, and annoying Rachel would be worth it, I'm not sure if it's worth risking insulting Anna's fashion sense. We're only allowed to make so many women cry per thread, dammit.

>>46487412
Wait, What?

>>46487422
Don't know what you're talking about.

>>46487412
Everything alright? We ready to go?

>>46487422
Alright. Why the hell not.

>>46487412
Weird shit? Do I even want to know?

Oh gawd is this about when Anna was schiking in Rachel's room?

>>46487412
Rachel plz no

>>46487494
Very probably.

>>46487494
might be, i doubt it
probs is about the mission

>>46487422
All according to keikaku.

>>46487511
>>46487515
>>46487494
If it is, we probably shouldn't mention it..

>>46487412
>Ohshit.jpg

Right...anyways, let's get a move on. Our hosts aren't gonna wait forever.

>>46487480
Plus if we all do it at once in service of the lulz, I don't think it violate's 4chan's unspoken rule of trying to be speshul by namefagging... or something.

>>46487515
I dunno something about the whole line implies it's something personal between them.

If it's just all the stuff they had to do in the heat of battle I don't think Anna would feel that uncomfortable about it.

>>46487557
That's why I asked them if we even wanted to know. Gives em a chance to just say: "NO!" and leave it at that.

>>46487412
Well then. I'm sorry I couldn't afford the limo for such prestigious passenger.

Would you both accept to get inside my rolling pumkin?

>>46487557
Why the hell would we mention it? I mean sure we're autistic fucks sometimes but we're not THAT bad, right?

>>46487594
Well
Sure, we could be worse

>>46487422
>>46487477
>>46487480
>>46487511
>>46487515
>>46487557
>>46487616
You guys are a bunch of savages.
But I can't say I don't like it.

>>46487494
I think Rachel just meant the general Evangelion bollocks, but it Anna was certainly reminded that she went full Shinji.

On that topic, does Rachel know about that? I'd gathered that she hadn't, but hell if we're ever letting a conversation go within arm's length of that route.

>>46487412
Sounds like a plan.

>>46487412
We should probably go, unless you want to hear more of my lame compliments.

>>46487594
Nah man, unless someone wanted to go full chaotic retard then yeah. That being said, we've been holding up doing completely retarded shit, so lets keep up that streak.

>>46487622
>C Major
my sides.

>>46487633
>it's a "Maj. Everret pushes our luck" episode

Oh jeez.

lets not say anything on that front just in case

>>46487664
>it wasn't a "Both Eileens team up to bully Anna" episode
Who the hell writes this shit?

>>46487633
Nope. Last time we tried to fuck up that badly we had Florence to no sell our idiocy. We don't have any such buffer here.

>>46487689
Well it sure as hell isn't the beach episode, we've already had that.

>>46487724
and it was a shitty episode too.

>>46487724
And its not the surprise 'nobody dies' episode either

>>46487724
was it even a beach episode? we got tothe beach and then fucked of because angel

sure i think we saw rachel on a swimsuit but...

>>46487724
>>46487741
>>46487755

No, that was clearly the "but not really a beach episode!" episode.

>>46487755
Hold out for that Canadian hot springs episode dawg.

>>46487724
It lasted for 5 minutes, a third of the participants are dead and nobody wore the MCOA hat, so it doesn't count.

>>46487755
>>46487773
>>46487789

We saw Rachel and Elizbeth in a swimsuit, the only thing missing was everybody frolicking around and acting cute.

>>46487785
please god yes

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Hey guys something has come up and we'll need to finish this later this week. (Thursday?)

I'm sorry!

>Wanting attention this badly
Stop