>>46401180
First.

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what the hell is happening here?

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>>46401180
"How... in the flying fuck," He growls, "Did you four end up in here?"

"It's a long story Yankeedere," You answer, "but first, would you like some tea dess?"

He slowly raises his hand, as if to knife hand you through the bars of the cell.

That would be a no then.

"Well Yankeedere. It all began in 1911, when Kongou was first laid down in Vickers, Englan-"

"Kongou- Oh God." Kirishima rudely says, interrupting your long and exceptional story of your life, "Hiei. Water. I need water- Kongou, I think he wants to know what you did yesterday."

"Oh. I see dess."

"No, no. How about you just tell me how you fucking end up in jail and why am I paying bail for you!"

"Because we had one phone call and we rang up Pam and she said you'd take care of i-" Hiei shuts her mouth at Hate's fresh and angry glare.

"Okay, Yankeedere! It all started this mornin-"

Hate grimaces as you start your wondrous tale once again, this time, from the morning before.

"Fuck-waffles, here we go!" he groans.

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>>46401268

BONG. BONG. BONG. BONG. BONG.

The clock face on your Big Ben clock opens up, and a little figure of the Queen comes strolling out.

BONG. BONG. BONG. BONG. BONG.

The Queen, atop her little clock perch, loudly heralds the start of a new day, banging a wee-little mallet against a wee-little gong.

"GOOD MORNING DESS!" You shout to no one in particular. Jumping out of bed, you dance your way to the mirror as the radio blasting from your stereo.

"... my name is-"

"HEY!" You shout, as you fly around your room.

"... my name is-"

"WAO!"

"... my name is-"

"YES!"

"... jigga jigga-"

"KONGOU DESS!" You eyes sparkle as you pose, admiring your reflection and brim with energy and excitement that could only belong to the battleship from England, Kongou dess!

"Today is the day dess!" You exclaim. "Today is the day teitoku confess his feelings for Kongou dess!"

"KONGOU IT'S FIVE AM."

"But Kirishima! Kongou has to prepare breakfast for teitoku!" You say, pouting at her through the walls. " And then Kongou has to sneak into teitoku's bedroom and wake him with a good morning ki-"

"THAT'S RAPE, YOU IDIOT!" You wince as Kirishima's voice punches you through the walls of your apartment.

"Bu-"

"GO BACK TO BED KONGOU! WE CAN SERVE HIM BREAKFAST IN HIS OFFICE!"

"umuuuuuu!" You intensify your pout, working it into your favorite look. "Kongou is holding you to that dess!"

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>>46401305

The tea cart jingles as you and Kirishima push it into teitoku's office, Haruna and Hiei trailing behind. You prepared the perfectest British breakfast for teitoku today morning: various blends of tea, carefully steeped for the correct time, with the slightest hints of your favorite spices, an assortment of pastries and scones, a serving of bacon and ham, with toast on the side, and eggs, freshly prepared in teitoku's favorite style, sunny side up and shaped like yourself!

"Good morning Pam!" You wave to teitoku's secretary as you enter the room. She adjusts her glasses, and waves back at the four of you (but mostly you).

Pam was so lucky. She got to spend every day near teitoku and he didn't even try to throw her out the window when she was to clingy!

There was till time before you were going to bring teitoku breakfast at his desk.

What should Kongou do dess?

>[] Discuss Tatsuya and Tenryuu
>[] Talk to Pam
>[] "That"

(Please pick only one! Kongou has time to do all three so don't worry dess!)

>Are you drunk
Yes. *Very*.
>How drunk?
I *really* don't want to say. Look, "I'm having my roommate spellcheck for me" drunk at the least.
Regardless, I'm going to try and run until I run out of material, or I collapse.

>>46401380
>[x] "That"
You can't throw out a mystery option and then expect us to ignore it.

>>46401380
>>[] Talk to Pam

"Mou! Yankeetoku's master plan to dess Teitoku isn't yielding fruit fast enough! What do you think, 'Pam'?"

>>46401380
>>[] "That"

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>>46401380
>[x] Talk to Pam dess

>>46401380
>[X] Talk to Pam

WHO IS PAM DESS

>>46401380
>[] "That"

>>46401380
>>[] Talk to Pam

>>46401477
Goto's Secretary, Dess.

>>46401380
>>[] Talk to Pam

>eggs shaped like kongou

how

>>46401380
>>[] Talk to Pam

>>46401622
Kongou magic, dress.

>>46401380
>[] "That"

>>46401380
>[] Talk to Pam

Welp, this is going to interesting.

>>46401622
>how

Very carefully

>>46401380
>[X] "That"

this is going to be a trainwreck, dess

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VOTES CALLED DESS!

>>46401752
ONE MORE SHOT OF BLOKE-BREAKFAST-WAKE-UPPY FOR EVERY VOTE DESS!

>>46401380
>>[] Talk to Pam

.

>>46401380
[X] Talk to Pam
On a scale of 1 to Hate, how much does Yamato hate Kongou's guts?

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KONGO

WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON NAKA'S NEW LOOK?

>>46401974
What are you talking about dess?

Kongou hasn't seen Naka-chan since the battle ended!

Is something wrong with Naka-chan?

>>46401974
>KONGO
>WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON NAKA'S NEW LOOK?
She needs more burning love in her life dess~

>>46402025
She needs Harder's burning love if you get my drift.

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>>46402012
Wrong? Oh, there's nothing wrong with trying out a new style. It's a bit goth-y, but she's still the same old Naka.

Are the corgi pts as intelligent as dogs or are they smarter than that? Do they know how to talk?

>>46402012
Not so much wrong as...different, in a few ways.

Though it's still the same traffic cone you know underneath.

>>46402109
No, they can't talk. What would they even have to say?

>>46401180
Why didn't you call it Dess Quess?

>>46402109
Cowboy Bebop is thataway, son.

...Has Kongou collapsed dess?

>>46402043
She got harders burning love anon.

>>46402497
Not enough.

I won't be satisfied until Naka becomes a mother.

>>46402496
Still writing dess!

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girls are busy dessing

>>46402513
Lets focus on getting her through the "blues" she's dealing with, and kill Erry+Terry, before we worry about that.

>>46402513
Well we still Dont know how that works for shipsluts so...

Captcha is botes.

>>46402586
Erebus and Terror just need hugs dess

>>46402610
Hugs from Fenrir are the only hugs they deserve.

Unless they defect, somehow, they need a killin'.

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"Kirishima, could you watch the tea for Kongou dess? Kongou has to take care of business!"

"wha-"

By the time your sister even turns to answer, you were gone, bounding away towards Pam's desk. You break into a sprint and gun for your goal, French-jumpy-running every step of the way.

Furniture whizzes by as you vault over each one, channelling your excessive energy into a destructive run. You *dive* to the ground and duck through the open legs of a long table, before sliding out the other end.

At full velocity, you *pop* off the ground, tucking your legs into a mid air somersault.

"PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM YATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" You shout, barrelling through the air.

"wha-" Pam looks up from her paperwork, "Kongou?!" She scrambles to her feet as you fly towards her, flailing around in panic.

*THUD*

Your flight plan is terminated early as you slam into Pam's waiting arms. Pam is the strongest human you know! How many other humans could effortlessly catch you the way she did? Well, there was teitoku, but that's because teitoku was your true love, so of course he would be able to catch you!

"Good morning Pam!" You say, cheering up her morning with your exuberance! "Did teitoku fill you in on what happened during the last battle dess?!"

"I, uh- no Kongou. He hasn't had the chance to debrief me. Things have been hectic ever since Admiral Settle knocked himself out."

"That's because the Yankeetoku is crazy dess!" You say, miming with your hands, trying your best to express how crazy the Yankeetoku was. "Kongou rates him AT LEAST 0.4 Churchill's crazy!"

You dart your eyes around the office. Good. No one else but Pam was here yet. Perfect.

"You won't believe what happened Pam!" You whisper. "THREE new ships appeared on our side!"

"Admiral Goto mentioned something about that! The Australian and the Yan- wait, THREE ships?"

>>46402610
They should hug each other.
Naked.
While I take pictures.

>>46402586
It seems like love is the key.

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>>46402647
"That's right dess! There was the Wallby-Down-Under ship and the Yankee ship," hushed words flitter between the two of you as you hide behind her desk, "but you won't believe who else returned dess!"

"W-who?"

"WHY!" You shout, throwing your hands in the air in excitement. "NONE OTHER THAN THE GREATEST BATTLESHIP JAPAN EVER CREATED DESS! YAMATO-SEMPAI HAS RETURNED DESS!"

"KONGOU!" Kirishima's voice echoes from across the room, "DOES THE PHRASE 'NAVSEC' EVEN MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU"

"No one is else is hear dess!"

"Everyone in the ENTIRE building must have heard that Kongou! BLAH BLAH BLAH - Do you have any idea how loud can be - BLAH BLAH BLAH DESS"

You tune out your sister's babbling and attempts to restrain your Kongou-ness and return to the matter at hand.

"So that's the big news Pam!" You switch back to a quiet whisper. "Also, Pam, you got what I asked for?"

Pam fidgets in place, thinking things over. You stare her down: she owes you dess. You helped her get out and go shopping and bought her all those outfits with teitoku's credit card! She could at least do this much for you!

She sighs, before reaching into her desk and pulling out a small notebook.

"Here," she whispers back, "the admiral's schedule for the next few weeks. You didn't get it from me, okay!"

You smile at her and gingerly take the notebook. Let's see dess. First teitoku will be doing paperwork till after breakfast (which you'll be interrupting!), and then teitoku is meeting with his "Kami-sama" till lunch, and then teitoku is going out to eat with the Yankeetoku, and then he was going to do more boring things that could only be called "work".

This was bullshit dess. You couldn't join teitoku in any of this! He wasn't free till afternoon tea!


>[] Discuss Tatsuya and Tenryuu with your sisters
>[] "That"

>>46402647
Oh god.

Is Kongo going to meet Essex?

>>46402665
Terror is not for lewds.

>>46402686
>>[] Discuss Tatsuya and Tenryuu with your sisters

>>46402686
>>[x] Discuss Tatsuya and Tenryuu with your sisters

>>46402647
>"Kongou rates him AT LEAST 0.4 Churchill's crazy!"
would have thought rage summoning warships and burning nightmare ghosts would rate at least a 0.6

>>46402704
Terror is for lot's of lewds. She's for giving birth to human babies.

>>46402686
>>[] Discuss Tatsuya and Tenryuu with your sisters

>>46402686
>>[X] Discuss Tatsuya and Tenryuu with your sisters
Save "That" for last.

>>46402726
I'm sure Settle will be at least 1 Churchill's worth of crazy before long.

>>46402686
>[] Discuss Tatsuya and Tenryuu with your sisters

Hopefully getting this dealt with means we can use "That" to end on a happier note than if we saved discussing the chuuni's for last.

>>46402704
Terror is the lewdest.

Even Iku thinks the girl needs a good dry mop.

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>>46402686
>[x] "That"
we'll have to use it

>>46402747
Erry at least has a conscience!

>>46402799
Terry bares the children, Erry raises them.

>>46402686
>[x] Discuss Tatsuya and Tenryuu with your sisters

>>46402758
Settle would have to swim out to sea with just his sword-cane if he wants to be a 1.

>>46402686
>[X] Discuss Tatsuya and Tenryuu with your sisters
They're nearly as old as we are!

>>46402686
>[X] Discuss Tatsuya and Tenryuu with your sisters

>>46402822
Don't give planefag ideas.

>>46402686
>[] Discuss Tatsuya and Tenryuu with your sisters

>>46402822
That's more likely to happen than anything else we could think of.

>>46402686
>>[DESS] Discuss Tatsuya and Tenryuu with your sisters

Did Kongou actually just alert the entire building to Yamato's return dess?

>>46402816
Degenerates, all of you!

>>46402822

Wait, is that the Winston Churchill scale or the Jack Churchill scale? Swimming out to sea with just a sword-cane gets a decent score on the latter, but he'd need a bugle as well. Or a bagpipe for authenticity.

>>46402686
>[x] Discuss Tatsuya and Tenryuu with your sisters

Might as well get this out of the way now.

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>>46402935
You're right.

Erry and Terry should both be impregnated and raise the children together.

>>46402686
>>[] "That"

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>>46402960
See internet! See and be uncapable of unseeing!

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>>46402960
Dess.

VOTES CALLED DESS!
PLEASE WAIT WARMLY DESS, KONGOU IS BUSY WRITING!

>>46402960
Hint, which one of them was called "Mad"?

>>46402991
That's treason, sailor.

>>46403066
but what if we raise the kids AMERICAN

>>46403066
Nonsense. We live in a multicultural society today. Abyssals will assimilate into human culture.

>>46403087
Then you're still fraternizing with the enemy.

>>46403112
You're just a racist.

>>46403140
Speciesist*

>>46403140
You're trying to fuck cannibal sea serpents that are also mass murderers.

>>46403199
It's someone's kink, most likely.

>>46403199
They're freedom fighters trying to become independent of an abusive mankind.

>>46403215
What, more cannibalism than an Arkansas cookout?

>>46403278
Everyone knows Tennessee is the cannibalism state.

>>46403199
Thank fuck someone else is able to see reason with regards to those traitors.

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>>46403221

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WoT/SWQ crossover.

Pic related.

>>46403312
Personally I want to know if people really think they're redeemable. Erry seems like she's starting to realize she's doing something wrong, but...

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>>46403445
>redeemable
wtflol no

>>46403445
Erry only thinks starving people is unfitting for a warrior it seems.

She has no problem eating sailors, lobbing lava bombs into coastal towns, or playing at being a DD via a dead sailors cell phone.

The only redemption those two can have is if they turn and take out the voice below in a mutual kill.

>>46403522
Why the fuck not? Traitor as she is, if she's willing to defect, think of all the Intel!

THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBLE LEWDS!

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>>46401974
NAKA IS UP TO LEWD THINGS: http://ecchi.iwara.tv/videos/ljM3sLLrfpk6YJw

>>46403562
According to new 4chan rules, you cannot link to any NSFW content.

>>46403558
Go fuck Arizona, she's safer.

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>>46403589
Pull the other one m8, it's got bells on.

>>46403558
Snek is not for lewds.

Death to snek.

Voice Below is like the Dark Side. Shipgirls aren't fully responsible for what they do under its influence.

>>46403199
>>46403546
I wonder, has anybody decided to load up a container ship with RDX/Anfo and attempt an ALLAH AKBAR attack on Erry?

>sorry for the heartburn, bitch
>captcha is bodies of water
>she's watching now

>>46403677
I am Ok with that. Get a crazy marine to do it.

>>46403677

BAD PLAN. We need the anfo for fertilizer and can't waste a cargo hull.

>>46403677
That seems like a disaster waiting to happen.

>>46403677
>"Thks 4 da free explosives
>t. Argo"

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"And I'm telling you Pam! You would make the most perfect Yamato cosplayer!" -You had the oddest feeling that you were missing something- "We could go shopping and sew the outfit together and everything." -As if you already had all the pieces- "You wouldn't even need a wig dess! Your hair is already the perfect length and shade!" -but *what* was it?!

"Kongou!" Haruna interrupts your cosplay plans with her ever present cheeriness. "Ah, Ms. Pam! Are you alright? Sister, could you help us dress the pastries?"

"Of course dess!"

You bound away from Pam. Everything was a success! You had teitoku's schedule for the day AND you had Pam roped into cosplaying Yamato!

You do a little jig as you join your sisters. Kirishima and Hiei had already began to lay out the pastries and were sprinkling them with sugar. You pick up the berry-stringy-cream-dispenser and join Haruna in helping them.

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>>46403780
"So, did you hear? Tatsuya and Tenryuu?" You drizzle a scone with a careful cross-hatch pattern, alternating between raspberry and chocolate syrup.

"-they were torpedoed, right? It's absolutely tragic-" Ooooh! That is an excellent idea dess! You take the platter of Chorely cakes and a bag of whipped cream -Kongou, you are the smartest- teitoku is going to love the delicate sakura blossoms!

"At least Tenryuu died as she'd have liked to go-"
A tad bit sugar sprinkled on this pudding here. That's perfect!

-"Fighting the enemy?"

"No. Smashing the enemy with her sword."

hmmmmmmmmmmmm. You cusp your chin, deep in thought. What other pastries could you decorate? There were those French pastries, but tho- why were there French pastries here!

You quickly rectify the grave mistake and toss the platter of croissants into the rubbish bin. Perfect. No other place for the French!

"-I hear they're holding the funeral tomorrow."

"Really?! We should attend. Do you know who's giving the eulogy?"

"That would be Kongou dess!" You proclaim, a hand on your hip and elegantly posing before your sisters. "Would you like to hear it?" You say, digging around your skirt belt for your diary. Of course they'd love to hear it!

"Wait she is-" You flip through the pages, past all the entries detailing the many things you did with teitoku -Aha! There it is!-

"Ahem." You say, clearing your throat.

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>>46403813
"Tenryuu and Tatsuya." You say. "They were wonderful people dess. Always laughing, always cheerful, they brought so many smiles to our faces. Especially for those of us who looked up to them dess. DesDiv 6 will never be the same without their commander dess."

"Their deaths hit us where it hurts dess, because you see, to Kongou, Tenryuu and Tatsuya... They were my lads."

You pause, letting the dramatic moment set in.

"And when I say 'my lads', I don't mean that they were literally my sons dess... But the way British people mean it... Which is more meaningful dess."

"If there's anything this horrible tragedy can teach us dess... it's that a cruiser's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because they have amazing chests that Kongou is not jealous of... And stunning butts as well... it doesn't mean they can't be lost in a tragic and heroic battle. So to-"

"Um. Kongou?" Pam calls out to you from over at her desk.

"Pam! Can it wait? As I was saying, so to-"

"I really think it needs work sister."

"Haruna not you too dess!"

"Uh, Kongou..." Pam suddenly stands up and bows apologetically. "I know you're trying your hardest but... I'mSorryButTenryuuAndTatsuyaAren'tDead!"

"... They're not!" the four of you shout as one, "No one told us anything!"

"They're just in the hospital!"

You look at Hiei.
Hiei looks at Kirishima.
Kirishima looks at Pam.
Haruna cocks and eyebrow at Kongou dess!
Hiei looks at you as well.
And so does Kirishima.

"Sis..." Your sister says, adjusting her glasses. "We need to get the word out because everyone else thinks the funeral is still on! Come on Haruna!"

Kirishima takes your sister by the hand and the pair run out the door, already busy clacking away on their cellphones.

Oops dess?

>[] "That"
>[] Go to teitoku's office and serve tea

>>46403836
>>[] Go to teitoku's office and serve tea

>>46403813
>>[X] "That"

>>46403836

>THAT.

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>>46403836
>my lads

captcha: pictures of tea

>>46403836
>>[] Go to teitoku's office and serve tea
We will wait until it's the only option.

Fuck I hope it doesn't end up like that one op weapon that's never used in rpgs

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>>46403836
>[x] "That"

>>46403836
>>[x] "That"

Might be our last chance.

>>46403836
>[] "That"

So are we all OP today? No one can tell Planesfag from not-planesfag?

>>46403836
>[] Go to teitoku's office and serve tea

>>46403836
>[X] "That"

>>46403907
This isn't even planefag's thread.

>>46403836
>[X] "That"

>>46403813
>You quickly rectify the grave mistake and toss the platter of croissants into the rubbish bin. Perfect.
Throwing away perfectly good croissants? You've got shit taste.

>>46403907
You are planefag, I am planefag, we all are planefag.

>>46403836
>[] Go to teitoku's office and serve tea

>>46403836
>[x] "That"

Well that's just great Kongo, you all were spreading word the chuuni's were dead and planning a eulogy before you even bothered to check whether they were actually DEAD.

As if the situation regarding them wasn't bad enough already.

>>46403938
Will the real planesfag stand up?

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>>46403907
planefag isn't even in this thread

>>46403965
Or is he?

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Man, Kongou is a bitch.

>>46404016
What was that dess? Dess.

Dess.

Death.

>>46403938
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I am Big Boss
and you are, too.

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>>46403958
I'M PLANEFAG!

>>46404065
>>46403958
No, I'm Planefag!

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>>46404053

>>46404103
>>46404065
Crucify them all.

>>46403965
THE PATRIOTS ARE COVERING IT UP!

>>46403725
So how to deal with Erry? Slow down shipping so everything travels with a stupid huge escort force?

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>>46404001
let's apply the litmus test

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KONGOU IS CALLING VOTES DESS!

>>46404057
We're all Big Boss, now.

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>>46404193

>>46403836
>>[] "That"

>>46404206
We are Diamond Demes.

>>46404194
There were votes? I can't fucking SEE&?!

>>46404178
Shoot her until she dies

>>46403813
>"At least Tenryuu died as she'd have liked to go-"
Wait, what?
How old is Kongou's information?
As old as the battlecruiser herself?

>>46404244
No greater route. No just waifu. Rubbing our noses in bloody naval battle waters.

All for Revenge.

>>46404263
A good solution to many problems.

>>46403836
>>[] "That"

>>46404263
Shoot the ceiling until she dies

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You poke your head out the door, watching Haruna and Kirishima's figures hurridly retreat down the corridor. Only when they were well gone do you take a quick look around, before ducking back into teitoku's office.

"Hiei."

"Yes, sister?"

"While Haruna is gone dess, and Kirishima isn't here to kill the fun dess, it's time we use 'that'."

"Th-'that' sister? I thought you were saving 'that' for the right moment."

"Kongou is running out time dess. Before anyone else makes a move and takes teitoku for themselves, Kongou must win his heart with a decisive battle!"

Hiei reaches beneath the tea cart and opens the secret panel. Beneath, you see a vast field of colorful buttons and switches. Hiei takes a deep breath and starts working her way through the panel.

There's a hiss, and Hiei steps away. The tea cart shudders, before it drops lower to the ground, it's suspension activated. The machine tests against it's strains, rocking against its lowered suspension as it's tiny speakers play a south cali beat. Fog rolls out from another secret panel, previously hidden behind the suspension, which opens itself to reveal a metal deadbox.

"Are you sure sister?" Hiei gives you a grave look. "If we use 'that', there's no turning back."

You nod.

Hiei taes a deep breath and slowly pulls the deadbox out of its safe hold. You fish out of your skirt a small key, and Hiei does the same from her purse.

You look at your sister one more time, and the two of you unlock the deadbox in a smooth and practiced motion. You flick open the clasps and slowly open it to reveal...

>>46404453
Kongou...
What is the difference between a battleship and a battlecruiser?

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>>46404453
A handwritten love letter, from yourself to teitoku.

Your secret weapon to win his heart dess.

A weapon to surpass the thirsty boatsluts after your teitoku.

You carefully unseal the parchment from it's seal and pull out the writing supplies from the box. A *pop*, and the ink-well pops open. You take the giant feather quill and dip it in the ink, testing it on a spare piece of parchment.

This is your shot dess. Your one opportunity dess.
You better capture it dess, or let it slip.

"teitoku... love letter's aren't allowed dess..." You whisper to yourself, the words you once said months ago floating back to your mind.

"Dear teitoku," you write, carefully etching the words in fancy cursive. Your hands are steady, arms weak, knees are heavy. This is the most important letter you'll ever write.

"I keep waking up in the cold mornings and I see your face beside me, floating away with the morning light as I rise. In my dreams, I'd look at you sleepily, and you'd be beside me, and my heart would be at ease..."

"Teitoku..."

>[ ]Write in
Help Kongou write a love letter to teitoku dess!
Vote with what you'd like Kongou to write to teitoku and Kongou will piece everything together dess!

>>46404550
>[ ]Write in
No
You don't need our help

>>46404550
Can we write it with a single word for every poster?

>>46404550
LET'S MAKE SOME BABIES DESS

>>46404550
"Let me suck your dick."

>>46404550
DESS DESS,

DESS DESS DESS,DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS . DESS DESS DESS DESS, DEEEEEEEEEEEEESS DESS DESS. DESS DESS, DESS DESS, DESS DESS.

DESS DESS,
KONGOU DESS

>>46404624
Kongou thinks we don't have enough anons to do that dess!

Write in all your thoughts and what you want Kongou to write and Kongou will piece it all together dess!

Trust in Kongou dess!

>>46404550
Teitoku works so hard for us all
Kongo loves keeping his spirits up on hard days
Teitoku makes her life fulfilling
Kongo knows she's not the toughest or most well armed ship, but teitoku doesn't hold it against her
Kongo will always love teitoku even if he can't allow himself to show his love back for the sake of the other girls

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>>46404550
Anon you must be joking if you think any of us could write a love letter, much less one in character for Kongou.

>>46404550
You make me go doki doki in my kokoro, dess!

Forget what everyone else thinks and do what feels right dess!

>>46404550
Do you hate me Teitoku? Please love me! Or else i will use the seed i ;extracted' from you and will use it to give birth to your child.

>>46404667
I am Ok with this.

[x] My vote for this anon.

Add bend me over a dess.

>>46404550
>>[ ]Write in
Look Dess, I've already booked the venue, rented you a suite, and chosen the ring you'll be giving me. All you need to do is show and say Dess, and nothing will go wrong.

>[x] write in
I want to be your LOVEBOAT dess.
I want you to stuff me full of your cream and make me your filthy little boatslut dess.
I want to have enough children to make a football team dess.

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>>46404550
Dearest Teitoku

My passion for you cannot be expressed in mere words, nor in any verisimilitude thereof.

Instead I can only hope to show it each and every day in all our little interactions together, as we say our greetings each morning and our goodbyes each night, as we spend our dreams longing for one another's embrace only to wake cold and alone.

Let us end this separation between our hearts and fully give in to the springtime of our lives, its air filled with the scent of young love. Yes, Teitoku, I love you. And always shall.

Forever your fast battleship,
KONGO-DESS

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>>46404550
>"Teitoku..."

"...please bend me over a dess."

>>46404744
This might just be the best we can do. Maybe add in a few dess' just to be sure.

>>46404550
My love for you is like a truck!
>BATTLECRUISER
Would you like to making fuck?
>BATTLECRUISER

>>46404550
Oh Kongou, I can barely write romantic stuff myself, let alone think about doing something on this magnitude. (every time I try, it goes right into 'well that's disturbing' territory)

Trust in yourself, Kongou. That's all I can say. Open your heart and let the words pour out. (and hope that the results aren't 'oh God the hell is this).

>>46404667
>>46404744
My vote is for either of these.

>>46404626
>>46404638
>>46404664
>>46404667
>>46404685
>>46404696
>>46404715
>>46404742
>>46404744
Not enough DESS

>>46404643
Still not enough DESS

Kongou fantasizes about teitoku giving her tons of beautiful children dess.
She wants you to ravage her, and keep her eternally gravid dess.

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>>46404778
This one

"P.DESS. IF YOU SAY NO I WILL RUN OFF WITH YANKEETOKU"

>>46404744
I am Ok with this dess.

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>>46404744
Vote goes to this.

>>46404744
This is probably the best option.

>>46404550
Kongou will move mountains and bleed the ocean dry to be with teitoku.

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>>46404744

DEAR TEITOKU
DO YOU LOVE ME DESS
YES
NO

>>46404624
VOTES CALLED DESS!

This one might take a little longer but don't worry dess!
Kongou is going to write the greatest love letter ever dess!

>>46404930
>not DESS / NO

>>46404667
>>46404550
>[X]"Teitoku works so hard for us all
Kongo loves keeping his spirits up on hard days
Teitoku makes her life fulfilling
Kongo knows she's not the toughest or most well armed ship, but teitoku doesn't hold it against her
Kongo will always love teitoku even if he can't allow himself to show his love back for the sake of the other girls"

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>>46404550
Voting for this beauty: >>46404744

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>people like my writein

>>46404993
Treasure this magical feeling

>>46404744
this

>>46404993
>>46405057
Because it won't fucking last.

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Dear Teitoku,

I keep waking up in the cold mornings and I see your face beside me, floating away with the morning light as I rise. In my dreams, I'd look at you sleepily, and you'd be beside me, and my heart would be at ease...

The mornings I stand beside you, I walk behind you, as you throw your heart away for us all. Dedicated and caring, I know your heart better than anyone beloved, and only I will ever know you like this beloved.


My heart races when I'm near you teitoku, and your breath, so warm 'cross my skin, it burns as it races by. Every moment I spend with you is magical, every moment is bliss. There can only be this teitoku, so it must be right. No love like ours could be wrong, beloved.

Teitoku... I want to touch you, I want to hold you. I want you to lay kisses down my neck and take me as your own. I want to lose myself in you, from our home, to your door, from our bed, to your desk, I want to feel you beloved.

This rushing feeling, it consumes me beloved! It tears through my mind and I want to hold you beloved, but I hold my tongue, but I wish I did not, and took your tongue.

Only you beloved, I belong to you alone. My body and my heart, they belong to you beloved. Fill me with your light, beloved! I need your light, beloved! No other light could fill me so, beloved!

Teitoku, will my love spring forth into new life? I can only dream that my love blossoms into a garden, and our joys last an eternity. The mountains and seas will part before us beloved, to the waiting garden that awaits us.

Everyday beloved, I wait for you to notice.
Everyday beloved, I wait for you to take me.
Everyday beloved, I wait for eternity to end.

My beloved teitoku, I wait for you still.
Come to me, my beloved.

My heart belongs to you teitoku

>>46405325
MY HULL WAITS TO BE BOARDED BY YOUR SEAMEN TEITOKU

DESS

>>46405325
>no dess
>NO DESS
NOOOOOOOOO DEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

YOU DUN FUCKED UP PLANEFAG

YOU DUN FUCKED UP

>>46405325
>>46405370

Just replace every instance of "beloved" with DESS and you're golden.

>>46405325
And now the finishing touch: fill the envelope with tea leaves and then pour them out, the scent will make him happy dess

>>46405325
You lift the quill from the page with a flourish.

You did it. You wrote it. All those chaotic thoughts in your head, bouncing, fighting, you found what heart wanted to say.

You smile to yourself, fighting against the blush gracing your cheeks.

This was going to work dess.

You walk over to Pam's desk as Hiei prepares her part of the plan. There, within reaching distance. You give Hiei the signal, and your sister nods.

Suddenly, there's a shout, and Hiei falls to the ground, crying in pain. Pam is up and running before you could react, already rushing to help your sister.

Perfectly done Hiei. The Kongou sister's long standing excellence in Dive Grass was alive in Hiei. You were so proud of her.

With Pam occupied, you quickly stash your love letter into teitoku's inbox. According to the schedule you got from Pam, he'll be checking his inbox after breakfast.

And Kongou dess would be right there with him.

Just as Kongou planned dess.
=================

Jesus fuck I'm so sorry. I couldn't solve the captcha. Writing the next part now.

>>46405450

Of course! Only someone named Wilfred Mayo could be a robot!

>>46405450
What, you using tor or something?

>>46405406
Dear Teitoku DESS,

I keep waking up in the cold mornings and I see your face beside me DESS, floating away with the morning light as I rise. In my dreams, I'd look at you sleepily, and you'd be beside me, and my heart would be at ease DESS...

The mornings I stand beside you, I walk behind you, as you throw your heart away for us all. Dedicated and caring, I know your heart better than anyone DESS, and only I will ever know you like this DESS.


My heart races when I'm near you teitoku DESS, and your breath, so warm 'cross my skin, it burns as it races by DESS. Every moment I spend with you is magical, every moment is bliss. There can only be this teitoku, so it must be right. No love like ours could be wrong, DESS.

Teitoku... I want to touch you DESS, I want to hold you DESS. I want you to lay kisses down my neck and take me as your own DESS. I want to lose myself in you, from our home, to your door, from our bed, to your desk, I want to feel you DESS.

This rushing feeling, it consumes me DESS! It tears through my mind and I want to hold you DESS, but I hold my tongue, but I wish I did not, and took your tongue DESS.

Only you DESS, I belong to you alone DESS. My body and my heart, they belong to you DESS. Fill me with your light, DESS! I need your light, DESS! No other light could fill me so, DESS!

Teitoku, will my love spring forth into new life DESS? I can only dream that my love blossoms into a garden DESS, and our joys last an eternity DESS. The mountains and seas will part before us DESS, to the waiting garden that awaits us DESS.

Everyday DESS, I wait for you to notice DESS.
Everyday DESS, I wait for you to take me DESS.
Everyday DESS, I wait for eternity to end DESS.

My DESS teitoku, I wait for you still DESS.
Come to me, my DESS.

My heart belongs to you DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS DESS DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>46405450
Go home you're drunk

>>46405513
>>46405502
No dess! Kongou is just a half way through a bottle of jack daniels that was sealed at the start of this quest dess!

>>46405450
Deme, you're so drunk, it's perceptible through the writing.

>>46405628
>implying it's actually PF writing.

Hint: NYAAA

>>46405716
CATTTEEEEEE!!!!!

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>>46405829
You tap your wrist watch impatiently. Where were they! it was nearly time for breakfast dess.

There's a crash as the door collapses on it's hinges, blowing itself out of it's frame. Haruna and Kirishima sprint through with the flying door, tripping over the carpet and flying towards Pam's desk.

For the second time this morning, Pam shrieks, diving for cover as your sisters tumble into the wall in a loud and messy spectacle.

"We. We're back. Got the word out. The funeral is cancelled." Haruna says, helplessly out of breath.

"God bless the Queen dess!" You sigh with relief as you reach down to help Kirishima find her glasses. Hiei is busy trying to pull Pam out of the rubble of her now destroyed desk. Haruna? Haruna was alright.

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>>46406016
Thankfully, everyone was unharmed, even Kirishima's glasses. You tap your wristwatch again.

"It's Nine-bong dess! Lets bring teitoku breakfast dess!" You say, excitedly leading your sisters through the heavy door into teitoku's office itself.

"Teitokuuuuuuuuuu!" You greet your teitoku with the enthusiasm that could only be that of Kongou dess! "Kongou has brought you breakfast dess!"

"Kongou?!" Teitoku's impressive and cold stare, hidden behind his clasped hands and sunglasses, breaks under your BURNING LOVE!

"Were you sleeping on the job again teitoku?" You wag your finger at him, sending your cuteness output to maximum. "You work so hard for us, so that's why Kongou brought you breakfast dess!"

"And what about us!" Kirishima shouts from behind you.

"And they helped Kongou dess!" You say, waving away her accusations of taking advantage of their hard work. "QUICK HIEI THE WINDOWS!"

"I'm so sorry teitoku!" Hiei says, pulling teitoku away from the window behind his desk and slamming it shut. He groans she forces him back into his office chair. Nice try teitoku, Kongou wasn't falling for that one again dess!

"Now teitoku," you bow to him, as Haruna and Kirishima begin to unload the tea cart atop his desk. "Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test!


>What kind of tea does Kongou enjoy dess?
[ ] Earl Grey
[ ] Chai
[ ] Black tea
[ ] Fusion blend with Green Tea and British spices
[ ] Write-in

>>46406034
>[ ] Earl Grey

>>46406034
[X] Earl Grey

Hot.

Like good old Captain Jean-Luc Picard, the most British Frenchman to ever exist.

>>46406034
SWEET TEA

>>46406034
>[ ] Black tea
A black Darjeeling today, I think.

>>46406034
>[x] Earl Grey

>>46406034
[x] Earl Grey

>>46406034
>[X] Black tea
She will never admit to liking coffee, so this is as close as she can get to it in public.

>>46406034
>[X] Black tea
All men fear the Black Tea Demon!

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>>46406072
>Sweet Tea

FUCK OFF YANK!

>>46406034
>[x] English Breakfast with milk

THE ONLY ANSWER

>>46406034
>[ ] Earl Grey

>>46406034
>[ ] Earl Grey

>>46406034
[o] Earl Grey

>>46406034
[x] Write in

ALL THE FUCKING TEA

THERE IS NOT A TEA ON EARTH THAT KONGO DOES NOT FIND DESSLICIOUS

>>46406110
Yankees don't have sweet tea. It proves just how uncultured they really are.

>>46406034
[x]All of the above. Just dess his shit up.
OUR BURNING LOVE CANNOT BE DEFINED BY ANY SINGLE TEA!

>>46406034
>[x] Irish Breakfast blend of Assam and Darjeeling.

PLEBS FUCKING EVERYWHERE

ALSO TAKE IT WITH MILK AND SUGAR

>>46406159
Sure they do, they just use honey instead.

Much healthier for you than sugar.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/7461
Kongou DEATH

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>>46406034
[ ] Write-in Boiled Gatorade

>>46406034
>[x] Earl Grey

>>46406034
>[ ] Earl Grey

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>>46406239
Kongou. Will. Cut you. Dess.

VOTES CALLED DESS!

>>46406269
Get in goddamn line, just like everyone else that wants to do me harm.

Who drinks tea anymore?

Coffee is for refined tastes.

>>46406537
And by "coffee," I don't mean that swill Hamp drinks. Crossdressing dyke.

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Sorry this is taking so long dess!

Sorry for being as slow as planefag dess, but a long update coming dess!

>>46406034
ICE TEA

>>46406537
... You motherfucker. I will bring great and terrible vengeance upon you for this sacrilege.

>>46406785
>Gross

Yes tea is gross.

>>46406557
>Wise

Yes, it is wise to drink coffee.

>>46406745
Where my BB-45 at dess

KONGOU SEX

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"The Kongou sisters have prepared you everything dess! Won't you sample our tea dess?" You say in a sing song voice, decantering your personal and favorite blend of tea into the

"Kongou. Kongou I have work to do. This paper work isn't going to do itse-"

"Then you can do it while you eat breakfast dess!" you say, authoritatively slamming a full English breakfast before him. "Kongou dess and her sisters worked very hard to make you breakfast! Now try Kongou's personal blend of English breakfast tea dess." You pirouette and serve him a fresh cuppa, steaming and hot, balanced to enhance the meal.

No, that would be wrong. When it came to your tea, the meal was the accessory! Your tea was the main course!

It's effect is immediate. You feel yourself brimming with warmth as teitoku samples your tea, his eyes lighting up as the delicate blend of flavors hits him, breathing life into his tired face.

"Amazing. Very nice Kongou." Teitoku says. You squeel with glee; he liked it! Of course he liked it! "Very nice. You should try this Kirishima!"

Kirishima takes the cup of tea from teitoku and breaths in its aroma, sampling its flavor.

"That's Earl Grey dess, with a dash of vanilla extract and a hint of lemon, served with rum cake on the side, topped with home made icing."

"It's very cool sister" Kirishima nods, in complete agreement, "but that's nothing." She takes out her own tea pot and poses as she decanters it into a fresh teacup, before she sends it sliding down the desk to teitoku.

You clench your fists beneath your long sleeves. What was her game?! You lean in with your sister as teitoku lifts the tea cup and takes a deep breath of its aroma.

"Lapsong Souchong, teitokou," Kirishima says, crossing her arms and adjusting her glasses, "imported straight from China, with a smoky flavor and the slightest scent of cinnamon." Kirishima smiles at you. "What do you think sister?"

>captcha is tea wao dess

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>>46406867
I never asked for this - Teitoku_with_prosthetic_limbs.jpg

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>>46406902
"Nice. Very nice, Kirishima." You say, barely able to hold your breath, your voice but a croak. Hiei joins in and pours a cup for herself, trying a sample.

"By the Queen sis!" Hiei says, pleasure and warmth spreading through her. "This is really great! Where'd did a bookwork like you get so tasteful with tea!"

"Hmph," Kirishima says, "some of us are just born with the British talent! Don't you agree teitoku?"

"TEITOKU!" You shout. Your teitoku was busy helping himself to another serving of Kirishima's tea.

"whoghf?"

"That's rude teitoku! Don't talk with your mouth full! It's unbecoming of a gentleman like yourself dess!"

"It's impressive, it's very impressive Kirishima," teitoku says, "now lets see Hiei's tea."

"You haven't seen anything yet teitoku!" Hiei stands up and elegantly pours a cup of her own blend. "Try this! I stayed up all night brewing this special blend from scratch, just for you!" She says, placing the tea cup before him.

You lean in and take a good look as well. She really went all out. Absolutley perfect color, well blended, and steeped to the perfect degree. You could hear a faint heartbeat in the distance, the sound of the dead rising, a broadcast of darkness. You taught your little sister well dess.

You squint.

Too well dess.

-WE DON'T WANT YOU-

Huh? What was that? You could have sworn you just heard someone, someone far off in the distance dess.

-GO AWAY-

Must have been just the wind dess.

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>>46406938
"Green tea, Japanese, huh?" teitoku sighs, savoring the taste of Hiei's tea, as he worked his way through his inbox. "Is that... it is! Citrus and honey, absolutely wonderful Hiei."

What the fuck dess! Teitoku liked Hiei's tea more than yours dess! This couldn't be happening dess!

"Kongou... Sister, are you alright? You're shaking."

"Huh! I'm fine Haruna! Kongou is alright dess!"

"What's this? How did this end up in my inbox?" Your momentary sadness is broken by teitoku's voice. He found your letter.

The clock ticks by slower and slower as he opens it, carefully unsheathing his katanakana letter opener, and slicing the envelope open -READ IT! READ IT!- He takes out the love letter and opens it, reading it.

His eyes didn't narrow. His face didn't change. In fact, almost nothing changed. But you could see it. The faintest blush. You did it! Your feelings made it through to him.

"It's. It's a love letter..." He says, holding the letter like it was the most important thing in the world.

"Teitokuuuuuuuuuuu"

"Haruna, did you write this?"

"Wha- but- Yes? Haruna is daijoubu?"

What do dess?
>[] Curl up on the floor
>[] Try not to cry
>[] Cry a lot
>[] DESS (Mystery option!)

>>46406938
>Yukikaze comes back because someone made magic tea

HERE WE GO DESS

[X] Black tea

>>46406964
>>[x] Curl up on the floor
>>[x] Try not to cry
>>[x] Cry a lot

>>46406964
>>[] Curl up on the floor
>>[] Try not to cry
>>[] Cry a lot

>>46406964
>>[X] Curl up on the floor
Dess.exe has encountered an illegal operation and must be terminated

>>46406964
>>[] Curl up on the floor
>>[] Try not to cry
>>[] Cry a lot

>>46406964
>[X] DESS (Mystery option!)
MYSTERY BOX

>>46406964
>>[x] DESS (Mystery option!)
I'll note we started this flashback in jail.

>>46406964
>>[X] DESS (Mystery option!)
Dess

Dess

Dess

DEATH

>>46406964
>[x] Curl up on the floor
>[x] Try not to cry
>[x] Cry a lot
Oh wow Goto you asshole

>>46406964
Mystery box
Do it

>>46406920
What if the Battle of LA (in the 40's) was the Voice Below's first attempt to test humanity's defenses?

>>46406964
>[] Curl up on the floor
>[] Try not to cry
>[] Cry a lot

Kongo's hearing things, Abyssally things.

No Bueno

>>46407037
>>46407054
>>46407063

Kongo, what you did was rape. You RAPED Teitoku-dechi.

>>46407093
GO AWAY and WE DON'T WANT YOU don't exactly seem cause for concern.

>>46406964
>>[DESS] DESS (Mystery option!)

>captcha is tea

Kongo adopting Hoel when?

>>46406964
>>[x] DESS (Mystery option!)

Is this the drag him to a closet option?

>>46406964
>>[] Curl up on the floor
>>[] Try not to cry
>>[] Cry a lot

>>46406964
>[] DESS (Mystery option!)

>>46407122
Don't worry, cases of 'forced to penetrate' are almost never prosecuted.

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>>46406964
>[] Cry a lot

>>46407149
Infanticide.

>>46406964
>>[] DESS (Mystery option!)
ABYSSAL KONGO WHEN

>>46406964
>[] DESS

Was there going to be a planesfag thread today as well?

>>46406964
>[X] Curl up on the floor
>[X] Try not to cry
>[X] Cry a lot

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Votes Called Dess!

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>>46407322
Did you not notice the other OP with Kongo in it?

>>46407322
You are in it.

>>46407342
The SWQ cross over?

What will move the admiral's heart?

>>46407356
it's here
>>46406917

>>46407356
No, no. SWQ continuation. Who the fuck do you think wrote it?

>>46407356
>>crossover

Alternate universe entirely.

Batlead's a Beaufighter pilot there.

>>46407469
>>46407460
Thanks anons!

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>>46407452
A transplant?

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You run over to teitoku and tear the love letter from his hands.

"Teitoku! Just because you've got mail, it doesn't mean love letters are allowed dess!" You say through falling tears, as you tear your love letter up into pieces and throw it out the window. "Just because some two-bit chav hussy wrote teitoku a love letter doesn't mean she's entitled to teitoku's heart dess!"

"Kongou..."

"K-Kongou is daijoubu. Kongou is alright dess."

"Sis..." Haruna's reaches for you.

You slap away Haruna's hand, backing away from your sisters and teitoku, half way already running out of the room in tears.

"Kongou!" Teitoku shouts for you, but it's too late, you're already left, half shouting to the world through tears and sadness and rage.

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>>46407731
F-FUCKING HARUNA! THIS IS NOT DAIJOUBU! STAY AWAY FROM TEITOKU!

DESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>46407750
================

You sat in your comfy and warm PJs in your apartment.
It was raining outside.
That's why your cheeks were wet.
Even though you were inside.

"Who is Kongou dess... Kongou doesn't know dess... Maybe Kongou has a lot of things to ponder dess." You say through sniffiled tears.

"It's alright Kongou!" Kirishima says, holding you tightly in a hug. "Teitoku understands that Haruna didn't write the letter, so no harm done right?"

"You can always try winning his heart again tomorrow!" Hiei shouts to you from over near the kitchen, where's she's busy piling protein powder into her shake.

"Everything will be daijoubu"

"Dammit Haruna! You can't just say that to everything!"

Your sister just shrugs as she continues with her corss-fit work out: twenty sets of upside down curls while doing a half benchpresing.

"I'm just saying" The machine she's using groans as it takes the abuse of her absurd work out, "that Earth to Hiei, everything will be daijoubu!"

"Would you guys stop it already!" You interrupt their squabling. You were the big sister, resolving their fights was your thing. "It's just, Kongou has been doing a lot of thinking this afternoon, and Kongou was wondering..."

"Wondering what sister?"

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>>46407762
"Kongou was wondering if there's more to life than just being really, really, really, *ridiculously* British dess?"

"Like, maybe dess," You say, putting a finger to your chn in deep thought, "we should be doing something more meaningful in our lives, as fast battleships! Like helping people!"

"Uh Kongou? What people?"

"I don't know Hiei!" You say in frustration. " People who need help dess!"

"But fast battleships already help people sister! We escort our carriers and keep them safe!"

"Yeah, and we're also exceedingly British and good loooking! We help them look good and give them someone to look up to!"

"I guess so Kirishima..." you say to her, twirling in your comfy dining chair.

"Fast batleships make everything daijoubu sister."

"Maybe you guys are right dess"

"Kongou, you know what could really help you sort through these important issues?"

"What Kirishima?" You ask, pouting at her with your look: English Steel.

Kirishima digs around behind, and pops out over the island holding three bottles. The rest of your sisters cheer and gatherer around her. Even you can't help but smile at what she pulled out.

>>46407731
>Goto would later explain to Settle in his suicide note:
>"I thought teasing her for a change would be a good idea."

>>46407776
>Kongou was wondering if there's more to life than just being really, really, really, *ridiculously* British dess?"

Why did I laugh?

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>>46407776
"EARL GREY TEQUILA-CCINOS!!!"

>>46407776
Gas explosion when?

>>46407776
>"Kongou was wondering if there's more to life than just being really, really, really, *ridiculously* British dess?"
>"Like, maybe dess," You say, putting a finger to your chn in deep thought, "we should be doing something more meaningful in our lives, as fast battleships! Like helping people!"

ffffffuck you, catte.

>>46407796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBZYylhg9Io
Because it was a funny line

>>46407847
Is the second movie as good?

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>>46407804
===*KCQ: KONGOU-CELLE QUEST END*===

Alright guys, it's nearly 1 am.
This bottle of jack started sealed and new this evening and there's about a quarter left.
Saying I'm wasted would be an understatement.

Really, you should all be thanking my roommate who was proofreading and fixing up my spelling as I was writing tonight,

It's been a fun night, but I'm actually kinda disappointed because I only got through about half my planned content.

Kinda even more annoyed because I didn't get a chance to prepare all the art I wanted. There was like four pieces I wanted done in time for tonight, but midterms are going on and I could only get KONGOU REEEEEEEE done.

That just means that much more possibility for KCQ: KONGOU-CELLE QUEST 2: CHAV-BONGER BOOGALOO.

Hope you all had fun! And remember, it's 1000% canon for Kant-O-Cell Quest!

>>46407884
Thanks good DM. It was fun.

You have to continue this sometime though. Don't pull a planefag on us.

>>46407884
>10000x9152
jesus christ what

>>46407884
So... this is happening while Yankeetoku is stuck in a hospital bed somewhere due to being scorched to hell and back by Iowa's rage?

>>46407915
You expect any less from a chronic shiposter?

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>>46407976
FUNposter thank you very much!