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>Tali drags himself upright, blinking sleep away. For once, he is not drowning in the fine ladies of minia.

G'morning, Orb. What's on the schedule for today?

>>46398580
The same thing we do every day, Tali. To seduce and impregnate girls.

>>46398580
Faildragon riding lessons, weren't it?

>>46398580
The same thing we do every day Tali, Try to Take Over the School!

>>46398580
Fucking every girl in school, the usual.

gettin bitches
check everyone we already got off the list. think goal today should be flora's tits.

>>46398580
Make sure you didn't knock anyone up by accident.

>>46398622
well that's easy, we just knock everyone up on purpose.

>>46398622
Knock people up on purpose.

>>46398622
Knock up Fael.

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>>46398556
Is 99c still okay with us?
I mean, that whole thing with Ceery-chan on the beach in free view of everyone~

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>Tali hauls himself out of bed, gets dressed, and wanders off to grab breakfast. The dining hall is empty.

Hunh, guess I slept in.

>>46398930
99c'll be fiiiiiiine.

>>46398598
>>46398599
>>46398600
>>46398607
>>46398620
Ride Fail, seduce girl(s)?, take over the school. Got it.

Fail's probably still asleep, and it seems wrong to try to take over the school without my dragon, so I suppose seduction is the first order of the day. Who am I after, Orb?

Vaisi and Ceera are the only two I can really count as already being seduced, so everyone else is fair game.

>>46398692
>>46398925
>>46398680
And no, I'm not knocking anyone up. We have magic for that. I'm pretty sure it was you that gave me the spell!

>>46399233
>Who am I after, Orb?
Fael and Lily!

>>46399233
99c

>>46399233
flora and her floras.

>Who am I after, Orb?
literally everyone.
start with lily though. gotta love a challenge.

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>>46399233
>I'm pretty sure it was you that gave me the spell!
Of course, and it'll work perfectly I'm sure.
Trust us. Me. I. We? Us.

Now, when did you last hang out with Kuro?
Or check on madgolem and that soul we stolesalvated from that knightmare golem?
>pictured: our day with Kuro

>>46399233
Go check that Flora's floras aren't pinning her down.

>>46399233
Spells that impregnate people aren't as fun as doing it manually though!

>>46399233
Seduce 99C first.

>>46399233
Tali, I think you are forgetting something very important.

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>>46399309
>implying the twins don't got to her already
pls

>>46399326
More like she got to the twins

>>46399233
>trusting our spell to work

Top kek, Tali.

Top fucking kek.

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>>46399336
A comparable difference where

>>46399233
Time to go find and seduce a snakegirl then. Go find Vendal.

>>46399233
99c pls

>>46399233
Flora

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Voting ends now.

Writin'

>>46399233
Flora!

>>46399569
Oh... well. 2slow I guess.

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>>46399314
What, is my fly open?

>>46399337
It worked last time!

>>46399267
>>46399309
>>46399418
Nnnnn hmn. Orb, I'm not sure I want to seduce the probably-retarded shopkeep. It feels wrong.

>>46399295
>>46399277
>>46399508
>>46399569
So sure, flora it is. She still owes me for testing out her mouth-spell, doesn't she?

>Tali wanders off to find Flora. He finds her pacing in an empty classroom, occasionally stopping to stare at her spellbook. She seems frustrated.

Sweet magnificent mammaries, I think they're even bigger than the last time I saw her.

How are we going about this, orb?

>>46400214
Praise her jubblies. Say they've got a very human charm to them

>>46400214
"Still working on making your tits bi- I mean, still working on changing your teeth?

>>46400214
Tickle her bait.

>>46400214
Tickle her angler. With your dick.

>>46400214
grasp ass firmly with both hands. Say hello.

>>46400214
>loom ominously

So how much doink did you do last night
You're... chiller than usual.

>>46400250
>>46400260
do not touch her dangle, that causes a biting reflex. if she gets her teeth changed then sure. the not dangerous teeth would be love bits instead of flesh rending.

ask why she seems so worked up about getting a mouth change. then what she says it's so she can get a kiss, kiss her.

>>46400214
Blow her antenna and ask how she's doing

>>46400214
Say exactly these words:

"Flora, I want to have sex with you."

>>46400453
Flora, I want to dongle your dangle with my dingle.

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>>46400250
>>46400260
>>46400316
>>46400346
>>46400331
Welp, if I'm gonna go out, I may as well go out in style.

>Tali sneaks up on Flora and does the unthinkable.

>>46400310
>He also grabs her ass.

"Hey, Flora. Whatcha workin' on?"

>Flora is too stunned to respond.

>>46400739
Now move those hands forward and up. Make sure to keep the lure thing in your mouth.

>>46400739
Put it in.

>>46400739
Now get some distance and act as if everything is normal.

>>46400739
...
continue

>>46400739
What's shaking, bacon? Wanna go hang out with me and Vendal?

This is your chance for an undine harem you always dreamed of, Tali. Carry her off with you if she doesn't react.

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>>46400739
Use the Tongue
Use the Tongue
Use the Tongue

>>46400739
Caress the jubblies

>>46400739
Keep licking that orb!

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>>46400739
Now swallow

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>>46400760
>>46400786
>>46400892
>>46400921
>>46400957
>Tali peers over her shoulder and mumbles around the lure.

"Still working on making yourself a new mouth?"

>Flora shivers with every word, but manages to answer.

"Yes, I think... I think I have it mostly worked out. I just need to f-figure out who's mouth I want to copy."

>Tali humms thoughtfully. Flora twitches.

Well, she's hot and bothered, but I don't think this is going where we want it to go. She still thinks I'm a girl! We can't do fun things if she still thinks I'm a girl! My glamour isn't strong enough for that!

Orb! We need a plan!

>>46401828
Have her fleshcraft a dong onto one of you (two could be fun, huh?).

Keep up the licking.

>>46401828
Girls can love girls. Besides, you want to emd up a shrivelled pair of testicles melded onto her body? Does she even have fun bits?

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>>46401828
Offer her to help her. Here's a good fleshcrafting spell that should help her.

>>46401828
Could could totally diddle the fish if she thinks you're a girl. Or dryhumping.
But that's LEWD so don't do it.

>>46401828
Use your fists Tali!

>>46401828
Kiss her, you fool! Her mouth is perfect the way it is

>>46401828
Oh, that's simple, we can help with finding someone's mouth to copy.
We just need to go around and kiss everyone.

>>46401828
TELL HER YOU FOUND A FUN NEW FLESHCRAFTING SPELL AND WANT TO TRY IT OUT

IN HER VAGINA

she should copy vaisi, will give her lips while still keeping her teeth sharp enough to eat things she likes.
and then kiss her, and then reveal your are a boy and you think she is hot.

>>46401828
Fleshcraft yourself into a girl. You can always just change back later. Using the glamour for this is hamstringing yourself. Imagine if you could bring your full magical might against other things without having to worry about using it for disguise! You don't even have to get rid of your dick, just make it, like, fold in or something.

a-april fools thread?

>>46402095

1000% Canon.

>>46401994
do this

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>>46401879
>>46401904
>>46402051
That's like going to an all-you-can-eat buffet and only getting a salad! It's madness!

>>46401985
>Tali kisses Flora, with the lure still in his mouth. She's toothy.

"You know, Flora, I think I like your mouth just the way it is."

>Flora blushes even harder.

>>46401873
>>46401994
>>46402428
There we go! That's the Orb I know! I don't even have to cast it, I can just fake it with glamour!

"I was actually wondering if you could help me try out this fleshcrafting spell. I'll cast it on myself, but I'll need you to inspect my work. You know, to make sure everything works."

>Tali pulls out his spellbook, quickly scribbles the Orb's spell, and shows it to Flora.

I didn't think flora's face could get more blue. It just did.

>After a moment, She nods.

>>46402664
...go on.

>>46402664
Drop glamour and also pants!

>>46402664
illusion a spell effect going off and point at yourself, you have seen enough magic to know what your spells look like, and what flesh-crafting spells look like.

>>46402664
Cast the spell~

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>>46402664
>Flora helps Tali test the spell.

>>46402857
I guess that's for the next stream, huh?

>>46402857
Fuck you Eric, dont give me blueballs.

Draw it up and throw it on Imgur or something

>>46402857
Next stop, Fael

>>46402857
Now to Tessa!

>>46402857
thank her for the testing, then take mental snapshots of her in her underwear.

>>46402981
Second for the Fael Train.

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>Tali awakens from a bloodloss-induced nap.

So it turns out that Flora is a biter. Who would have guessed?

The deed is done, and Flora offered to help me with the spell whenever I want. Though, that may just be because she felt bad about the biting. Whatever.

No regrets, Orb, no regrets.

...

So.

Riding Fail and taking over the school?

>>46403141
'riding' Fael, yeah.

>>46403141
Regrow lost body parts and seek Faildragon

>>46402857
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>46403141
Totally worth it, now lets go see out Fail dragon.

>>46403172
anon, she's too young.
Her mom, though...

>>46403141
No, there are more undines to bang.

And Ceera and Vaisi. Just get all of them to ride Fail together. Ceera and Vaisi will be the best helpers to take over the school and claim it as your harem world.

>>46403141
Conquest mode: activate. You must get ALL the girls.

>>46403141
continue your merciless spree of undine hunting.
We've got a squid and a snake to find.

>>46403141
Yes. Too the Faeltrain!

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>>46403172
>>46403183
>>46403216
>>46403498

>>46403226
>>46403239
>>46403250

I'm still lightheaded from bloodloss, but fuck it, I can woo and conquer at the same time.

Vendal or Tessa?

>>46403548
Both.

>>46403548
Go for Tessa, sweet sweet tessa!

>>46403548
TESSA.

>>46403548
Tessa the cute squid

>>46403548
Tessa is a former prostitute, so.... Stay away from STDs, go Vendal!

>>46403548
vendal.
No wait, tessa.
No wait.

Okay let me think.

Vvvvendal. Only pick tessa if you have some spell that will change you to a girl.

>>46403548
Vendal all the way!

>>46403548
both. at the same time.

>>46403548
Tessa has a man, or are you all forgetting the beach? Go for Vendal and get that tongue.

>>46402857
There's always /aco/ and crossboard links....

>>46403626
shit, is that man still canon in april fools episodes?
If so, vendal may be the best choice for now.

>>46403548
Tessa is easy to take over

>>46403548
Vendal! no cucking people

>>46403654
this isn't a vote by the way, I already totally voted earlier.

>>46403548
Tentacle time with tessa!

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>>46403548
Votan' ends now.

Gotta eat and write and write and eat.

>>46403792
Vendal

>>46403896
Vote has ended already.

>>46403792
Tessa

There might be a bit of a delay due to RL crap happening to our QM!

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Aaaand of course the orb can't decide. We're running out of daylight, guys!

uh.

>>46403626
Right, Azul, yeah. Stealing Tessa would be a dick move.

Vendal it is!

>Tali runs off to find Vendal.

"Vendal vendalvendalvendal VENDAL!"

"!?"

"Vendal! I need your help with something! Follow me!"

>Tali grabs Vendal and drags her off towards the dragons.

Okay, Orb, plan time. How do we make this happen? Fail will be up for conquering if I tell her there's shiny things involved, but I'll need to convince her to let Vendal ride with us. And, of course, I'll need to convince Vendal to ride me.

Ride with me. Whatever.

>>46405091
Vendall, there comes a time in every human girl's life when they must do something epic that will be remembered for all eternity.

First, they must steal a kiss from another species, and then conquer their school with the power of dragons.

There is no time to explain further, let's get on the dragon and make out.

>>46405091
Okay! This is the master plan:
Acquire girls
Ride them
?????????
PROFIT!

How hard can it be Tali?

>>46405091
Make Vendal shiny and give her to fail.

touch tail

>>46405091
Just start rubbing her snake belly till you find what you need.

Claim it's educational for Fael or something. Then j-j-jam it in!

>>46405091
We have very little to offer vendal, honestly, other than RAW SEDUCTIVE POWER

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>>46405091
SEDUCE

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>>46405169
>>46405174
>>46405242
>>46405246
>>46405415
>>46405521
...okay, so, all of these plans suck.

>>46405162
So I guess we're using this one, Orb.

"Vendal! There comes a time in every human's life! A time for epic quests!"

"uhm."

"The Slyphs have called upon me, and I must obey!"

"Are you okay, Tali? You look sort of pale."

"Vendal! I must steal a kiss from another species, and then conquer their school with the power of dragons!"

"...What?"

"There's no time to explain!"

>Tali kisses Vendal. Vendal is too confused to react. Tali continues dragging her towards the dragons.

>>46405953
best girl.

>>46405953
yes, all of our brilliant plans are working.

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>>46405953
She raises a good point. Does Tali have enough blood left to get it up without passing out?

>>46406187
Only one way to find out

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>>46406024
>>46406187
>>46406245
>After another minute of dragging Vendal around, Tali slows to a stop.

FFFfffuck. Orb. ORB! Vendal is fucking heavy! I can't do this! The world is spinning and Vendal weighs more than a horse!

I can't. I just.

We're so close.

>>46406497
"no, and only your love can cure me."

>>46406497
Tell her that flora stole too much blood for her fleshcrafting experiments. Tell her that she must perform some 'mana transfer' so you can recover your energies and meet your destiny.

>>46406497
I may be severely anemic right now due to human destiny things.
BUT WE CANNOT LET THAT STOP US!
Quick, eat some cookies and drink some water!

>>46406497
Just gotta encourage her to get you there. Be as lewd as you can to her to help you get her there. Just gotta be DOMINANT. Vendal would dig the shit out of that. BE THE MAN.

>>46406497
Eat some Vendal Drink some of her fluids to regain your vitality so you can achieve your destiny.

And yes, I mean those in a lewd sense.

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>>46406556
>Tali tries to speak, but his throat is dry and the world is dimming. The words don't come.

>>46406567
right, not enough blood.

>>46406597
food. water.

gotta eat, gotta drink.

>>46406657
yes. YES.

It's the perfect plan! How could it fail?

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>Moments before fainting, Tali touched scaly tail.

===End of Chapter===

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>>46406805
Make sure to get into her lewdest spot, it makes the most liquid, and it'll be like a water fountain to refresh you if you do it right!

>>46406872
You are certainly Rollin alright

Damnit Larro, why must your threads be so short!?

>>46406980
>Larro

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>>46406980
>>46406997
You expected Larro to run two April Fools threads? Too Bad!
It was me! LimeBreaker!

What a merry jape!

For reals though, thanks for playin', and sorry about the long gap in the middle. Real Life shit always happens at the worst possible moment.

>>46402916
>>46402917
>>46403203
>>46403644
Yeah yeah I know. I'm too slow to draw not-shit porn mid-thread.
I'll probably stream it at some point and it'll end up dumped at the end of the next proper MAQ thread as fanart.

>>46407265
Booooooo

>>46407346
don't boo him man

>>46407357
Okay. Boooo you

>>46407265
Thanks for running, 'twas an experience

Needed more lewd. 4/10

>>46411143
>bonus lewd thread
>no Vaisi
I am thoroughly disappointed

>>46412304
>Vaisi
pls
Kuro or go home