Waitwhat

>>46397984

IT'S BIZARRO MAQ!

Created by "Cody Cain" instead of Larro!

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"Tali~ Tali, wake up~" Someone shakes Tali's shoulder. He grumbles.

"Ceera... Give me a few more minutes?"

"Ceera? Tali, you silly dumbass~ You're still dreaming! C'mon, wake up~"

>Tali tries to blink the sleep away but everything just seems to ache for him.

Is it possible to be hung over even if you haven't drank? Did we drink? Orb, what the hell did we do last night?

>>46398037
Lets just say that we have seen deep inside you.

>>46398037
U lost your dick bro.

>>46398037
Spread your darn legs and let us out already! It's no fun when you're sleeping.

>>46398037
Partied too hard, too many lays.

>>46398037
It's... so... dark.

Help.


Is this the end for us?

>>46398037

No idea. But a word of warning: you appear to be wearing a bra, and your hair looks different even from our orb-vision.

>>46398037
Well various spells were slung, various lays were had, and we may kinda sorta broken the universe. Don't worry it may, or may not, be a temporary thing. Also you are actually a girl now, put us between your legs!

>>46398037

Who am I?

Who are you?

Where's Tali?

>>46398037
We're temporarily in a parallel dimension where you turned into a girl.

Don't worry about it. Just carry on as if everything is normal.

>>46398099
Dark and...fishy? The fuck is that smell?

>>46398037
Unsure. Must have been significant, as I sense something in this world has... "changed"

grumble and look who is here.

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>Tali is very much awake now. He jumps up and tries to feel around for the orb. It's nowhere near him.

>Wait, did something bounce when he moved?

>Tali looks down at his chest.

OH MY GOD

I'm stacked!

"Good morning, Tali~"

>Tali looks at who's talking to him. A girl stands there wearing some sort of mockery to the Petal uniform. But, that dark hair... And even though the voice sounds much less monotone...

"... Ninety-Nine Copper?"

"Pffthahaha! Oh, Tali, you're so fucking cute sometimes~ It's me, Ninety-Nine Gold! You told me to make sure you didn't miss breakfast, remember?"

"... No..."

"? Are you okay, Tali?"

>>46398112
"Uhm... Just a bit tired." She rubs her head. "Thanks for waking me up..."

"Hey, what are roommates for~"

Oh god.

Guys.

We fucked up.

We fucked up bad.

>>46398201
Also you look human, lost your illusion powers?

Be nice and give us a full figure reference so we know what we're working with.

>>46398201
Did we? You and 99g are the hot. I think this is an improvement if anything.

>>46398201

Nope, seems like good end to me.

>>46398201
You obviously need to check if 99G's boobs are real or illusions.

>>46398201
Compare your boobs to 99g's

>>46398201
Tell her you had really weird dreams and it's kind of screwing with your memories.

I don't remember how you fucked up, did this involve that weird machine those folks built?

>>46398201
>It's nowhere near him.

That's where you're wrong, compadre. We're closer than ever before.

In your butt.

>>46398201

I think you may be experiencing a very lucid dream or hallucination of sort.

Either way, nothing we can do except roll with it. Might as well enjoy that stacked human body while you have it.

>>46398201
Fake it till you make it Tali.
Just pretend you know what you're doing. Do it well enough and everybody else will just assume you're not trapped in an alternate dimension.

naw it's fine, should fix itself at the end of the day. just have fun today.

>>46398201
Tali, see if 99g will let you go a round with her.
I have it from the highest authority she only charges 10 Alm for fun stuff.
5 Alm for touching.

>>46398201
Oh right, bras. With those knockers you'll need to put one on.

>>46398201
>>46398201
Tali, did you know that clownfish can change sex during its life? Pretty much what happened to you, you brown elfslut.

Hmm. So I guess the formula for her name is 99 (cup size + 2)? Neat. I guess it takes a reality shift to properly notice and appreciate such things.

>>46398350
Ooh, good point. Yeah, uh, might need 99g's help with that, they can be a bit tricky to put on for the first time.

Remember, arms through shoulder straps, then lead forward / bend down a bit when fastening the clasp in the back.

>>46398201
WHAT DID YOU DO TALI?
WHAT. DID. YOU. DO.

>>46398201
Judging by how 99g behaved, expect everyone's personality to have taken a 180 degree turn

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>>46398507
I didn't do nothing! I was just sleeping and andand...

This isn't my fault!

>>46398450
>>46398350
No!

>>46398306
>>46398303
>>46398298
What if this is real and it doesn't end!? Is everything I know different!? What if someone catches on!?

This is the WORST thing ever!

>>46398278
I can't read that!

>>46398238
>>46398237
>>46398341
Guys, I am -not- going to just

"So," 99g asks, "Before you go wash up and eat you wanna screw around?"

"...."

Well.

I mean.

She offered.

1/2

>>46398583
>No!
Your reluctance is understandable, but you'll just be hurting yourself in the long run.

>>46398583
>She offered.
I not sure if you can afford the distraction right not, either fiscally or time-wise.

>>46398583
Tali, remember that the dick is on the other foot now.

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>>46398583
That was different

And extreme

Everything hurts more

Found the orb, though.

What do I even do now?

>>46398583
Don't fall for it Tali.

Also, maybe you lost a duel and this happened?

MANLY MOLLUSK MENTIONS: Penis fencing is a mating behavior engaged in by many species of flatworm, such as Pseudobiceros hancockanus. Species which engage in the practice are hermaphroditic; each individual has both egg-producing ovaries and sperm-producing testes.The loser bares the young of the winner.

>>46398583
I don't know if this means you're a lesbian now. Just roll with it.

>>46398583
>She offered.
She'll probably charge you
>>46398663
You can always do it during breakfast/shower if time is a concern

>>46398583
>She offered.
Take her up on her offer you elven slut.

>>46398689
Food! And then remember to attend your classes on presenting yourself to dragons!

>>46398689
describe it. how different are we talking here?

turn around, see the rest of the girls.

>>46398689
>What do I even do now?
Go get tentacle raped by the randy and ostentatious Tessa?

>>46398689
Find Vaisi

>>46398689
Where was the orb? Wash us please.

Go wash up and have breakfast with everyone.

>>46398689
Go shower and grab breakfast you elf slut.

>>46398583
>No!
Your first day as a girl and already we're being adventurous? my, how bold~

>>46398689
Clothes, then food. Let's see how things turn out, besides, we need to get a got look at our situation.

>>46398689
Put us back, you buzzkill.

>>46398734
>meek and gentle Vaisi
I didn't realize how much I needed this.

>>46398689
Tali! Let's go find Alternate Fael. That should be good for a laugh.

>>46398689
Oh, or washing up and eating. Either or.

>>46398689
Let's go see if we can find Ceera.

>>46398689
Go find Ceera and Vaisi and Vendal

>>46398689

You should probably wash up and check for injuries. Then go get something to eat.

>>46398689
Play with your jubblies.

>>46398791
>>46398734
Watch this Vaisi have no legs.

>>46398689
Get your alternate self pregnant. As a joke.

>>46398923
>impregnate your alternate self
FTFY

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>>46398799
Already did. Very weird.

>>46398923
That... No. I'm not taking any dicks.

>>46398724
You ever drink something from a cup and are really shocked that it's contents are not what you thought it is? Imagine that for like an hour.

>>46398702
I... I'm not a slut...

>>46398690
That sounds absolutely horrifying...

>>46398743
...
You're washed.

>>46398746
>>46398776
Dammit, I am not a slut.

I could use a bite, though.

>Tali finishes her shower and goes to get dressed. This is an ordeal in and of itself that would take several panels to show.

>When she's done she reaches the dining area. She sees a bunch of people in the Petal uniform with one waving her over.

>She approaches, food in hand, and sees.... Vendal?

Oh my gods.

"Tali," Vendal says as she takes a draw from some kind of smoking thing. "I was waiting for you. Ninety-Nine hold you up? I swear, that bitch is fucking insatiable. Listen, I need you to do something."

"What is it..?"

"I finally found out how to beat those Thorn fuckers. Apparently, deep in the dungeon of the school, there's some kinda crazy girl. Murdered a buncha people. I need you to go and break her out and bring her to me."

"What..? You mean Vaisi?"

"I don't know her name"

"And uh... What's to stop her from murdering me?"

"You're asking a lotta fucking questions today, Tali. Here."

>She slides him a stick.

"Tap anyone with that and they won't be able to move a muscle. Only has one charge, though. Just knock the bitch out, bring her to me, and I'll sort the rest. Got it?"

>>46399053
Ask for a dildo instead, it *is* probably Vaisi we're talking about.

>>46399053
Better idea: win Vaisi's loyalty by using the stun prod as a dildo

>>46399053
>"Tap anyone with that and they won't be able to move a muscle. Only has one charge, though. Just knock the bitch out, bring her to me, and I'll sort the rest. Got it?"
Got it captain.

What do I get in return?

Also, good job on starving that blind asshole.

>>46399053
Take it Tali.
Take her big, hard stick.

>>46399053
Demand we be allowed to bring Lily with us. Claim it's for Meatshield purposes.
Then when Vendal is out of sight give her Pizza and Ice Cream and hugs.

>>46399103
Hey! Mirror Lily is a poor, kind girl. She needs friends and love.

>>46399053
tessa seems... normal.

>>46399125
>Hey! Mirror Lily is a poor, kind girl. She needs friends and love.
What kind of love are you talking about?

>>46399053
Interesting, this universe's version of you was a "no questions asked" type of person.
Perhaps a look at this universe's version of your journal would be good place to look for additional information for your "temporary stay".

>>46399144
She's probably wearing rope bondage underneath her robes

>>46399053
Gotcha boss, alright Tali lets do this shit. Also, why does Tessa seem normal?

MANLY MOLLUSK MENTIONS: Cuttlefish are like a lactose intolerant cheese maker in that they are unaware of their own gifts, they are capable of changing to match their surroundings and even hypnotize creatures with beautiful color displays given pigments in their skin, however they are actually colorblind themselves.

>>46399053
Ask for something to smoke/snort.

>>46399147
All kinds. I'm pretty sure she's starved for non-mirror vendal affection at this point.

If there's one character we can rescue from the Mirror Universe, it's Mirror Lily. Because she's best girl.

>>46399211
Lets put her in a room with 99G and lose the key for 3 hours.

>>46399053
Take stick, tap Vendal with it, then grab Lily and run down to the dungeons to meet up with Vaisi. She's not the most sane person, so maybe her mind hasn't taken to this new weird reality.

>>46399144
When the world has been turned upside down, beware of those who stand upright(?)

>>46399238
Only if we instruct 99g to feed her before partaking

>>46399287
She's going to be filled, that's for sure.

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>>46399191
But... Drugs are bad. And whatever she's smoking smells like burning seaweed...

>>46399144
Yeah, huh..?

>Tali looks at Tessa. She smiles and waves at him.

>>46399155
I saw the last entry. I just... Seemed like a normal, if boring, girl? Who was in a lesbian relationship with like 10 different people. What the actual fuck, mirror-verse self.

>>46399109
...

>>46399103
>Tali takes the sticks.

"What's in it for me?"

>The entire table goes silent for a second. Even Vendal is just staring at Tali, surprise clear on her face.

>Then she starts laughing.

"Pfffthahahaha! Holy fucking shit, Tali! Did you grow some balls overnight? Hahahahaha! Goddamn, alright... Tell you what, you do this for me and I'll grant you a favor, hmm? But next time you ask me what in it for you it won't be pretty, hmm? Now get your pretty little ass moving."

>>46399211
>>46399125
"Can uh... I bring Lily with me?"

>Lily sort of looks in Tali's direction. Vendal's smile is gone.

"Why?" She asks.

"You know, in case the girl gets violent maybe I can use her as a shield."

"... Pfft. Sure, go ahead. Just don't get her killed." She pushes Lily out of her seat. "Go with Tali."

"Okay..." The girl mumbles as she stands and walks over to Tali's side.

"Now, seriously, get the fuck out of my sight."
=====

>The pair are walking down to where Tali thinks Vaisi is being held. Lily keeps her head down the entire time.

... It looks like her drills were cut off. Poorly.

"... I was kidding about using you as a shield, you know."

>She nods.

"... No, really."

"I believe you." It doesn't sound like she does.

>>46399364
>Use stick on Vendel
>Take over

>>46399364

Quick, ask her about the low-down on this mirror universe. While she might think you're crazy, she's probably too used to obeying orders and being pushed around to try and defy you.

But be warned, she is also a likely informant for Vendal. Just act casual, try to extrapolate stuff from regular conversation than outright asking her about what the hell is going on here.

>>46399364
Tickles!

>>46399364
Find the girl something to eat Tali.

Transmute something to ice cream.

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>>46399364
Feed the loli
Also pic related

>>46399364
Ask her if she wants some Ice Cream. Then use your immense magical powers to manifest some ice cream without killing yourself and/or buy some from a convenient ice cream merchant.

Also give her a hug and get her to smile. Sad Lily is Sad.

>>46399431
Please don't abuse your loli for some sick, twisted excuse to beat her up.

>>46399364
Well you gained *A* ball. Wow, it sounds like this world's Tali has a really shitty life. Let's fix that.

>>46399364
Well, given the fact we were probably involved in the loss of drills I wouldn't be surprised. Be nice to the loli, seems like she has it rough over here. Poor thing has it rough everywhere, just in this universe it seems no one is willing to put up with her shit and it broke her.

MANLY MOLLUSK FACTS: Octopi don't have a traditional brain in the same sense humans do, their intelligence is spread through out their bodies and each of their tentacles acts as a pseudo-autonomous brain in and of itself.

>>46399481
Well remember, this universe's Orb is probably a mirror of us and since we're awesome and amazing and smart and the best, Mirror Orb probably sucks.

cuddle and snuggle and love her.

>>46399514

Well, we as the Orb seem to suggest a lot of random shit and have a lot of background noise, but overall we mean well for Tali & his friends, and have usually vaguely good ideas or a good framework for Tali to work in.

From that logic Mirror Orb may be a singular voice who has an agenda in mind, and may not be looking out for Mirror-Tali or trying to improve her life at all.

>>46399364
If we do headpat Lily, let's make sure not to overdo it. Considering the number of amorous relationships this world's Tali has, too much contact might be misconstrued. We want to comfort the Lily, not lewd the Lily.

>>46399514
Oh god.
Who's talking to negaTali back in the real world?

>>46399574
>We want to comfort the Lily, not lewd the Lily.
Why not both?

>>46399574
It's fine. We're taking her back to our universe with us, then we'll have two Lily.

>>46399604
>[Rena Intensifies]

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>>46399500
I'm not sure if these are worse or better than the fish ones.

>>46399481
You know what? We should do that. Cause look... We either make my mirror-self's life awesome, which is good, or we make my new forever life awesome which is ALSO good. That's a win/win in my book, right?

>>46399450
>>46399411

"Would uh... You like some ice cream?"

"... Why?"

"For uhm... Eating? I don't know."

"... Okay..." She agrees but with a great deal of caution, like she's expecting a trap.

>Tali casts his Create Ice Cream spell. He figures in this world perhaps he's some kinda- Yep that spell costs damn near nothing to do. Dairymancy is a go.

>He hands her the ice cream. Lily smells it before taking a small lick. It's classic Vanilla. Her face lights up and she begins eating it quickly, barely seeming to taste the stuff as she practically inhales it.

>When it's done he makes her another which she takes her time eating.

"Good?"

"Yes. Uhm... Thank you, Tali..."

"You're welcome. You don't get ice cream much, huh?"

"No, not really. "

>>46399574
>Tali pats her head.

"Well, feel free to ask me for ice cream whenever you want, okay?"

>Lily doesn't know what to do with herself.

>>46399671
Hey tali what color are we?

>>46399671
>>Lily doesn't know what to do with herself.
Continue headpating while looking for Vaisi.

>>46399671
Go teach those goody two shoes in thorn class not to mess with the roots

>>46399671
Quick! Check and see if your boobs got smaller.

If the spell cost so little it might mean it took ingredients from somewhere nearby.

>>46399671
Time to seduce the one who is presumably Vaisi.

>>46399671
Continue headpatting.
Briefly mull on the fact that since we're probably the first person to be genuinely nice to her, she'll become super attached.
Find the Dungeons and Vaisi.

Appearantly Tali is in lesbian with like 10 people. We should get Fael and Vaisi and start our own gang. Mirror Vendal can be our bitch and we'll RULE THE SCHOOL!

>>46399775
We will rule with a velvet hand rather than an iron glove.

People will willingly lose their free will to our rule.

>We're the Orb of Whispers
>We're pretty careless

Orb of Careless Whisper?

>>46399671
Touch her butt. See if its any different from normal Lily's butt.

>>46399803
Orb of caressing whispers?

>>46399815
Lily is not for lewds!

>>46399799
I think you mean a flexible, rubber double ended dildo instead of an iron fisting

>>46399775
>Appearantly Tali is in lesbian with like 10 people.
Speaking of, we ought to find out who exactly is on out Hit List.
Tit List?
Slit List?

>>46399671
Wow, it cost nothing to do it? ...That's terrifying. Can anyone build a few divination spells?

Also is Lily actually blind or does she have the magic-sight that could be used? Point her in the right direction for that.

Anyway, let's go save Vaisi (again).

>>46399831
But she is the former title holder of lewdest member of Petal.

I find it amusing that a Tali finally became proficient in dairymancy only after obtaining boobs.

>>46399671
We've gotta find a way to either make that girl's life better or bring her with us. After the encounter with Vaisi, consider visiting Gears. She could only transfer information between dimensions before, so maybe in this reality she can do even more!

Hopefully this dimension's Vaisi is mostly similar. It would be bad if we try to 'save' her from the book (or whatever form the artifact might be taking) only to find out that it was the only thing holding her back from completing her nefarious plans.

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>>46399775
>Tali keeps the headpats going for a bit. When he's done Lily still looks like she's not entirely sure what's going on only that she wants it to continue forever.

Look, I'm not saying we can rule this school

But we can definitely rule this school.

I've already got an in, and have been in, most of Petal and Root.
The Tit List is:
Solia
Ally
Maolin
Lyra
99g
Alysia
Flora
Sarah
Terrin
Lan.

That's a good chunk of the students, man.

Okay, maybe Mirror-Me is a bit of a slut.

We'll make this world great for me and not-terrible Lily!

>The pair arrive at the dungeon. Lily reaches out a bit for Tali's hand but stops herself. He takes her hand for her and walks with her inside.

>The dungeon is dark and there are weird sounds echoing through it's chambers.

>At the end, where Vaisi was in his own world, a girl is strapped to the wall and wearing a straight jacket. The girl looks up at Tali and smiles.

"Hey there, friend. It's not often I get visitors. Apologies for not getting you some refreshments, I'm a bit tied up at the moment." She laughs.

>>46399958
Oh right, reverse Vaisi is too nice, so they locked her up and stuff.

Let her loose if she won't mind doing it with you.

>>46399958

Quick, think of a pun to make back at her! That's the best way to bond with people who make puns. Or make mortal enemies or rivals of them.

I'm not very clever so I can't think of a good one right now. But I have faith in the other voices and yourself, Tali!

>>46399958
"have been in"? YOU STILL HAVE A PENIS? and
also vaisi if she's a cannibal

>>46399958
>TFW polite
>TFW no legs
>TFW funny

Tali plz, lets see where this goes.

>>46399958
So, where are your robot legs?

>>46399958
How big are her boobs?

>>46399958
>>46399997
Oh, we just ate, so we're Knot hungry. Though if we can get you anything, don't restrain yourself and just let us know.

>>46399958
We should be able to fix that. Are there any traps or guards around?

>>46399958
Offer her a leg up in life if she answers a few questions for us

>>46399958
wait, i just realized. vaisi pretended to be crazy but was nice. what if nega-vaisi pretends to be nice and is actually crazy?!?!

>>46399958

Beware, Tali. The Vaisi in our universe was a rather brash and lewd girl who got caught up with an artifact that was slowly turning her into a monster, though she was by all indications a fundamentally okay person at the least.

This Vaisi may be polite and well-mannered, but she could be a Hannibal Lecter. If thugs and other manner of rough personas see fit to chain her up and all that, then she must either be very dangerous or know something very dangerous.

Practice some comfymancy on lily while we talk to vaisi

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>>46400003
I mean like... with my fingers and
Nevermind.

"No, it's fine. We just ate so we're 'knot' hungry. Though, if we can get you anything, don't 'restrain' yourself and just let us know!"

"...." She smiles again. "I like you. Let's be besties!"

"Heh. Sure, why not. So... Locked up down here?"

"Yep!"

"Any guards or traps?"

"Nope!"

"Just a lot of heavy restraints?"

"Yep!"

"You... Don't seem bad. Why did they lock you up?"

"Probably because of all the murders!"

"... Excuse me?"

"You know. When I killed and ate all those people."

"........."

"But don't worry! I only ate Undine and Elves. Humans don't taste nearly as good so you're safe! So, do you wanna be my bestie?"

>>46400166
Oh..

Uh no.

Do grope her a bit before leaving though.

(YOU GOTTA FIND THAT CEER BOOK IN THIS DIMENSION!)

>>46400166
Huh, why did you eat those people?

Did you consider just transmuting innert matter to elves and undines instead of eating real people?

>>46400166
Only if she lets you bang her.

>>46400166
Er, have you ever considered switching to a low-fat diary alternative in order to satisfy your cravings?

>>46400166
Who could say no to that smile

>>46400166
Well, she seems like a friendly and well adjusted person.
I totally vote for letting her free, just need to tell her that as besties she can't eat anyone we're currently friends with/rule over/are fucking.

>>46400232
Heh, diary.

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>genderbender april fools thread

>>46400166
Not unless you decide to stop killing and eating people, no.

>>46400166
You totally should.

Then you should remind her that besties NEVER kill and eat one another, no matter how deceptively delicious they may turn out to be.

>>46400166
Don't untie her, keep the mask on, just unstrap her from the thingy and carry her under your arm to the bitch. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

>>46400166
Alright, she might end up eating Vendal and all the other undines and elves here, but at least you're a human now, so it should be fine.

>>46400166
Please tell us that is a joke. And... wait, why just Undine and Elves? I mean eating your fish and greens are important but those are sentients! Please tell me you didn't eat their brains for their knowledge... are you cursed? Is there an evil dildo or something making you like this?

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Let's have cannibal half-elf children.

>>46400315
Well, Our vaisi had an evil book.

This vaisi must have...huh...an evil radio?

>>46400166
>knot
She got a dog dick, don't she

>>46400353

She must have some sort of Good-aligned television or holographic magic device that was exerting a good influence on her! Maybe they took it away or something.

>>46400372
>good aligned television artifact
Was it Mr Rogers in a box?

>>46400348
who elf is this?

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait


I dont think that this is a complete bizzaro place. I mean, Tessa seemed fine. What seems to be the universal constant here?

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>>46399431
Shoo, Shoo! Take this and leave!

>>46400357
The joke is she's tied up. Not dog dick.

>>46400166
But the only thing that tastes good about elves is their syrup!

She is on a dark and inferior path, Tali, and you must aid in her departure from it. By introducing her to a nice elf boy!

I'm sure nothing will go wrong. :)

>>46400451
I'm just saying.

Our Vaisi didn't have a dog dick.
This Vaisi is the opposite of ours
The opposite of not having a dog dick is having a dog dick.

Ergo, the chances of her having a dog dick are higher than the chances of her not having one

>>46400493
>By introducing her to you syrupy, mastercrafted elven snatch!
FTFY

Slutting it up is apparently how mirror Tali gets shit done

>>46400166
We must awaken her true lewd soul

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>>46400498

>>46400166
Ask if she has any artifact that makes her do things

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Vaisi is normal! Completely normal!

>>46400570
No Vaisi is normal, even in mirror world

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>>46400166
Clearly we (or someone else) needs to find something that'll satisfy her more than the succulent flesh of elven. I wonder if the dragons can do an emergency snack food run?

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>>46400315
"But... Why? They're sentient!"

"And delicious! Most of the Undine taste just like fish! And the elves... Like glazed meat!"

"That's horrible!"

"Maybe."

"Do you... Do you have some kind of artifact making you do all this?"

"Nope."

"Did you have one keeping you calm?"

"No. Sorry, am I being difficult? I do want to help."

"Look, I... I'm supposed to come and free you. And I do want to be your bestie. But I can't do that if you're gonna go out and eat people. Okay?"

"Okay."

"So you promise not to eat anyone ever again?"

"Yes!"

"Super promise?"

"Cross my heart!"

"..."

>Tali goes over to move Vaisi. He's able to easily lift her and the slab she's on.

Wow, I'm strong.

Wait...
Wait wait wait

This seems like it might be a bad thing.

Should I really free this girl?

>>46400528
This Tali is a human. No elven snatch. Gotta offload it to someone, and I trust the boys more than the girls.

Also, if they get eaten it's less of an issue.

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>>46400636
Make sure you cast this spell on her first, it'll give her a different distraction.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>46400636
Nah, she's gonna eat you up. You don't want to be cannibalized do you? You are GLAZED MEAT TOPPED WITH SYRUP TO HER!

>>46400636

Well, it's your job.

Anyway, how is she going to get around without legs?

Also, transmute her stone slab to an undine.

>>46400636

Well Tali, since this is a mirror universe, there's a high chance that anything you do here will have no immediate consequence on you. However, if you do screw things up badly enough, it could spur someone on to study dimensional magicks or forbidden shit in an attempt to get back at you. *IF* they discover that it was actually you and not mirror-you that messed everything up.

>>46400636
Come on, just do it you knife-eared slut.

>>46400636
If you don't do it she'll just send down someone else. At least this way if she goes violent you can turn their head into ice cream and eat it. For the irony, you see.

>>46400636
Nope, just deliver her and the slab. Then fuck off to various booty calls.

>>46400661
Besides, it's a different dimension, no harm in trying new things, right?

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>46400636
Free her and then seduce her.

Rolling seduction.

>>46400683
Right now she's more like a spoon eared slut, sadly.

>>46400636
She did promise, didn't she?

>>46400636
No, absolutely not. If you can carry her to Vaisi go ahead, but you're not gonna let her out of those restraints.

>>46400636
Just do the delivery. And remember to use the stick!

>>46400747
Stick is not necessary.

Tali, do you still have your innate magic or did it turn into STRONG

>>46400732
He's still a bloody knifed-eared shit at heart and that's what matters

>>46400636
What could possibly go wrong?
It's not like anyone would ever lie about a super promise.

>>46400636
Take her and go see Fael. We have to get our Muscle Bitch if we're going to RULE THE SCHOOL!

>>46400636
Maybe press us to her, so we can try and glean some insight on whether she'll actually stick to her word?

Alternatively, just do it, but keep her mask on for now. Then go looking for Gears. Or maybe Ceera. You're super strong, so carrying around the amputee shouldn't slow you down too much, and Vendal didn't say we had to bring Vaisi straight back.

>>46400661
Listen to this guy, Tali.

>>46400636
Why doesn't she just make undine and elf meat out of like, other meat? Meat that doesn't get people pissed off about murders? Magic is easy. You could totally handle putting that spell together, Tali.

>>46400791
What's it do?

>>46400636
Just carry her around with you. It's not hard, right? Also, she'll probably get around faster like that.

>>46400636
what no, just carry her with you tied up like that.

>>46400636
>And the elves... Like glazed meat!
H-hey Tali, can we have a nibble, just once? I mean, its not like you can't go see a healer.

>>46400821
Gives people's new limbs. Specially effective on girls.

>>46400636
If we turn her into an elf will she eat herself?

>>46400657
Transmute our snatch to elven then

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>>46400661
I don't think I'm gonna cast magic on people I'm supposed to deliver... Not that I don't trust you guys but I don't trust you guys THAT much.

>>46400657
100% human meat.

Alright... So, I won't free her. I'll just deliver her as is then.

>>46400842
No!

>>46400762
I don't have my innate magic anymore it seems. Just a spellbook filled with... Like, mostly dairy magic.

Why.

>She carries Vaisi(?) back to Vendal, with Vaisi making polite chatter the whole way. A few teachers spot Tali but none of them seem to really care.

>Vendal is waiting for him back in the dining area. She grins when he brings in Vaisi.

"You did it! Great! I knew your freakish strength would come in handy." She pats the stone slab. "Well, Tali, like I said I might do you a favor so... If you want something ask now. This won't happen again."

>>46400969
TOUCH THAT SNEK TAIL, TALI
DO IT
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

>>46400969
An Instant Orgasm™ spell please~

>>46400969
ask to keep lily for yourself

>>46400969
Are snake undine's tongue as long as they say?

>>46400969
warn her about liking eating undine and elves, less in the lewd way more the cannibal way.

For a reward, Every spell in her book.

>>46400969
Show us the spellbook! We can memorize it for you!

>>46400969
>>46401005
Seconding. We should keep Lily.

>>46401005
Yeah. We need to bring Lily back to our dimension. Where's this dimension's Gears?

>>46400969
>Like, mostly dairy magic.
>Why.

Same reason Flora keeps doing fleshcrafting. Or did you think all these glorious orbs grew naturally?

Also help your parallel sister out, lets grab a school secret for us.

>>46400969
We want her.

Seduce the Vendal

>>46400969
Let's make out and bang!

>>46401005
Thirded. Lily is now yours! Mwahahahaha!

>>46400969
>"You did it! Great! I knew your freakish strength would come in handy."
Wait, does this mean we have Fuwa's Innate Magic?

>>46400969
Tali, hey Tali! You need to make best of this situation you might be stuck in permanently. So your job, which you'll of course accept, is to become a gigolette of the Academy. Get ALL the bitches! ALL!

>>46400969
Acquire one Lily. She'll maybe be happier as fem-Tali's loveslave rather than Vendal's bitch. Maybe.

Also you should probably warn Vendal that Vaisi wants to eat her and not in the fun way.

Then find an empty room and check if you lactate.

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Tali is stuck facing mankind's greatest dilemma.

Be good?

Or get some tail?

>>46401106
oh boy, it will be Yurika's Campus Life all over again

>>46400969
>Just a spellbook filled with... Like, mostly dairy magic.
The Dairy Diary!

>>46401129
Tali, you already have plenty of tail. Remember the 10 Lesbians. Also, I'm pretty sure you can fuck Vaisi if you release her.

Take the Lily! Little Sisters make the world go round.

>>46401129
Ask for both, if you can phrase it as a single sentence it counts as one favor.

>>46401129
Ok ok, just adopt Lily as your new pet.

>>46401129
Tail, obviously.

>>46401129
Get some tail.

>>46400969
Ask for a hug.

Snap her neck.

>>46401129
Tali we can get tail later. Vendal isn't going to be going anywhere. Hell, she was already IN YOUR BED. Retrieve the Lily.

>>46401129
Tail! Touch scaly tail! Add Vendal to The List™

>>46401129
We will never again get to experience Vendal's tongue inside us, barring ass to mouth which is gross.

>>46400969
Be nice to people for a while. Not sickeningly sweet, just sorta nice. You might like it.

>>46401129
Don't go against your nature. If you acquire the Lily, you can get some of her as many times as you want.

LILY GET

>>46401147
Actually, I'm sure you can fuck Vaisi even when she's still tied down.

>>46401129
THE TAIL IS THE PATH THAT WILL SET YOU FREE
LILY IS A BITCH AND WOULD NEVER RECIPROCATE YOUR FEELINGS IN THE REAL UNIVERSE

>>46401186
Yeah but if we free her, then it'd involve biting and that's pretty kinky.

>>46401129
Get Lily acquire loli!

>>46400969
Ask for Lily. Including for Vendal to make sure that no one in Petal bullies her anymore. For real too, including "We're not bullying her, she _wants_ us to do these terrible things to her" methods.

Oh, and make sure to give Vaisi a couple headpats before we leave.

>>46401098
Tali is human now, so she doesn't have any innate magic, as that's an elven thing. Unless humans have innate magic in this world.

>>46401129
Find it in your heart to do the right thing.

>>46401129
Tali, Forget Bitches, Aquire Lily. She's the best thing in this universe, we've got to keep her.

>>46401190
We're bringing this one back to the real universe weren't you paying attention?

>>46401129
You have NINE sex friends in this universe that you haven't banged yet. Don't be greedy.

Also Vendal would probably be super into S&M.

Acquire Worst Girl.

>>46401129
get lily

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>>46401190
BUT WHAT IF
BUT WHAT IF OURS IS THE MIRROR ONE!?

>>46401129

Tali, if 99g was really intense and you barely survived her ravishing of your nubile and stacked form, do you think you could withstand this Vendal's tender affections without being hospitalized for venomous bites or crushing injuries?

How do we turn 99c into 99s?

>>46401303
About 250,000 Alm worth of Fleshcrafting and Potions.
Add another 250,000 Alm worth if you want 99g.

>>46401129
Tail of course, vaisi will probably end up eating her anyway, and then Lily will be all yours.

>>46401129
You said sex in that body was weird as hell. Why do you even want Vaisi tail now? Take Lily.

>>46401322
Let's just enjoy the transition from copper to silver to gold to diamond.

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>>46400969
TIME FOR LILIES

>>46401349
Isn't the one after gold platinum? With diamonds not being particularly metal and stuff...

>>46401377
Whatever. It doesn't really matter what it's called, does it?

>>46401377
Diamonds are the hardest metal known to man.

>>46401377
>With diamonds not being particularly metal and stuff..
But Diamonds are the hardest metal known the man.

>>46401339
He never said he disliked it.

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>>46401119
I don't want to find out.


>Tali sighs and resigns himself to never touching scaley tail.

"I want you to leave Lily under my care. Make her my roommate and stop bullying her. Like, for reals. Even that 'I'm not bullying her she's asking for it' bs."

"... You want Lily? Why? She worthless. I could give you just about anything in the school."

"You asked me for a thing, there's the thing."

"..." Vendal looks at Lily then back at Tali. She shrugs. "Fine. Fucker's yours. I'll do the paperwork later."

"Thank you. Also, be careful with her. She likes to eat Undine. And not in the good way."

>Vaisi laughs.

"Tali, what are you talking about? There's no way I'm thinking about grilled snake salad. That would be ever so rude."

>Vendal raises an eyebrow.

"Thanks for the heads up..."

>Lily holds onto Tali's hand again and mutters a thank you.

Well, one good deed done...

What should I do now?

>>46401420
>>46401432

I thought that the hardest thing known to man was Tali's D

>>46401129
Bring back the Lily. We must. It is the only thing that matters.

>>46401420
Nah, I'm pretty sure that's either Dragonforce or Bismuth

>>46401441
We have to determine how to transfer the Lily across dimensions. Where is the Gears?

>>46401441
Lewd the Lily, you need some compensation.

>>46401441
>That smile.
It's all worth it for that smile.
Also, Tali. Make sure to tell Vaisi you'll come hang out later, you're besties now after all.

>>46401441
Why, sex of course. You gotta mark your territory, man. I mean, girl.

>>46401441
Figure out how to fix Vaisi.

Maybe try to find an artifact that makes you vegan?

Is there a vegan rune?

>>46401441
Go find Ceera and fael. Or find 99g and discuss opening a brothel.

>>46401441
Lets go check up on some of the other people around the school. Perhaps Flora managed to become human? Perhaps Kuro is actually a cat? Perhaps there is a dragon that absolutely hates you? ADVENTURE!

>>46401441
do lovingly tender sex things to the lily

>>46401441
Go tell Natalie that someone just freed Vaisi. And that someone is Vendal and not you.

>>46401441
I'm sure your new body is asking for a certain something due to its former occupant's habits~

>>46401441
we need a dimensional portal. find gears.if that doesn't work then we head to the ceer portal.

Wtf is this google like layout?

>>46401441
Headpat Vaisi, then find Gears!

If anyone can tell us about alternate dimensions, it'll be Gears.

>>46401543
Check the date on your calendar.

>>46401441

Ask Lily everything about everything. You're a fish out of water here, and people are liable to catch on if you're not careful. You need some information so you can survive here and possibly find out what happened to transfer your consciousness over to this bizarre dimension.

>>46401441
FIND KATHERIN
SHE'S CUTE, CUTE~!

>>46401519
It would flop, there's way too many people all over the place willing to provide for free. You might as well try selling canned air.

>>46401441
Give Vendal back her stun rod. Business end first. While she's paralyzed, molest her to assert dominance.

>>46401520
>Perhaps Kuro is actually a cat?
Well, looking again at the OP image...

>>46401441
Time to go warn thorn about Vendal.

>>46401129
Do both!

>>46401598
Cat is fine too, that's universal truth.

>>46401441
Go see the twins and the mega book full of secret spells.

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There's always time for improper behavior, Tali.

>>46401441
cast a spell that converts Vaisi's dietary needs to vegetarian, so she can't abide meat. Simple!

Yeah, find Mirrorverse Gears or go to this universe's version of the Ceer Portal. You can't permit Lily to be trapped in this universe. You're some kind of DAIRY MAGE here, Tali. We don't want to know all the details of what's wrong with this universe before securing our prize.

We need to write down and memorize all of these dairy spells for later. Hell knowing the orb in universe we would use milk from our knockers as fuel for the dairy and not tell Tali about it to make him/her to feel better. But on to more important matters, how the hell did we end up here?

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>Tali decides to go find this universe's Gears. Lily sticks to his side like glue and as they walk he asks her about her feelings on the school. Through it he's able to glean a few facts. Petal class is trying to ruin the other classes so that they can get the most funding. As the smallest class they've always been given the least funds but with Vendal at the head things have been changing. It's said that Vendal is a huge bully in this world and even lead to Katherine Lytton, one of the leads of Thorn, quitting school. She also has a lot of Petal wrapped around her finger.

>Thorn is struggling as their only other leader seems unwilling to fight and Root lost both of theirs a while ago.

"Wait, what happened to Gears and Kuro?"

>Lily looks confused.

"What do you mean?"

"Like, are they still in charge?"

"Well, yes."

"But you said they're lost?"

"??? Tali, are you okay-?"

>They arrive at the Root Classroom. Gears is in her usual spot but-

Oh god.

>Solia's undine half is on the top of her head. She's not eating a snack, in fact she seems quite healthy. Instead of the computing machine there is Solia's own invention, but much bigger and covered in less blood. Napping at her desk is a cat.

"Tali." Gears/Solia says. "What brings you to Root? Have a message from Vendal?"

>>46401845
OH GOD ITS GEARS AND SOLIA COMBINED
IMAGINE THE SEX, TALI
TWO GIRLS AT THE SAME TIME

>>46401845
Is that cat... Kuro?

>>46401845
Pet Kuro while explaining to her that you want to bring Lily to another dimension in which everything will be better for her.

>>46401845
Ask if you partook in an experiment recently, you'd like to repeat it.

>>46401845
tell the truth, you are the tali from another dimension that has had their mind swapped with this one. your universe's gears was experimenting with trans-dimensional communication so you came here to get her help. if gear's memory still somewhat in there she would know what you are saying is true.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>46401845
"Yeah. The plan's ready."

Bluff!

>>46401845
Uhhhh.... try not to stare at the one eyed Undine piloting the dead Gears... focus on the cute little kitten that, oh... oh god... Kuro...

Science has gone too far.

Ok, well, believe it or not we seem to be trapped in an alternate universe, mind helping us out and not dissecting us? We know you have a machine that can talk to other universes! Unless you didn't make it in this one...

>>46401845
Pet the Kuro. also ask about any interdeminsonal devices. We seem to have flipped the quartar march half turn and inverted the quasi phase harmonics by a 60 degree shift to the upper phase.

Lets see if we can bluff the gears to give us a way back home.

>>46401896
Solia is too fragile for that sort of interaction. Unfortunately. Anyways no we're here on our own time. We need to find someone capable of interdimensional transfers.

>>46401845
What is she working on right now?

>>46401930
Do not fuck the cat.

>>46401972
Don't forget to scuttlebug

>>46401845
Yes, she got Root to agree to a new plan. She also asked for the Library's Book of Spells.

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>>46401845
Time for the SCIENCE!! of sex.

>>46401896
Wasn't Solia on Tali's Sex list already? Does that mean he banged Gears too?

>>46401845
Tell her you need the milking machine again.

Or go to thorn you fool.

>>46402003
I've previously been told that a cat is fine too.

Important note: Lily is a loli, not just loli-shaped. Not bangable yet.

>>46402154
Grass on the field, play ball.

>>46402169
Fairly sure the field is as barren as Tali's soul.

>>46402154
>Lily is a loli
>Not bangable yet.
I don't follow

>>46402196
But Tali's soul isn't barren, it's a magical hopeful place filled with ice cream.

>>46402196
Elves don't have souls.

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>>46402072
...

>>46402057
........

>>46401952
"Yeah. The plan's ready."

>Gears/Solia looks surprised and looks around the room, as if checking if anyone's listening.

"... Come." She waves Tali over to her own room, picking up Kuro(?) as she does so. She asks Lily to stay outside for a moment so she can talk to Tali in private.

>When the door closes she sighs and touches Tali's face.

"You wonderful person, I knew you could do it."

".... Uh... yep. I did it."

"Now that Vendal has Vaisi it's only a matter of time before the woman is expelled. We have all the proof we need that she forces people to do things for her. And with a dangerous girl being freed by her... Root will finally rise to the top and Petal will lose their tyrannical leader... You did a great thing, Tali. don't let anyone tell you otherwise."

"You're welcome..."

So, it seems like Mirror-Me was a double agent or something. Okay. Didn't read about that in the diary. Though, I guess that makes sense. Also, did she bang Solia or Gears? I... I'm not sure I'm comfortable with either.

"If there's anything I can do for you please let me know."

"Well... Actually there is? I was wondering if you had any sort of knowledge about mirror universes and moving things through them."

"Ha. Perhaps Gears might have but her brain had the consistency of runny mashed potatoes when I got to it. I can't help you there but if you ever need to body swap or have someone's soul sealed away in a jar... Well, it's the least I can do."

Damn. Gears was the smartest person in Root... It looks like it's just Solia now.

And... well, I don't think Kuro can help either.

>>46402318
We installed one as soon as we moved into the place.

>>46402349
GEARSOLIA IS TOTALLY INTO YOU
GO FOR IT, TALI

>>46402154
Lolis are automatically bangable.
>>46402349
Ask for the book of spells int he library!

>>46402349
Ask to look at Gear's weird machines

>>46402349
I guess we have to wait for the other Gears to figure things out then.

>>46402349
...Oh. This Universe's Gears didn't implement safeties into her internet machine. It destroyed her mind.

You may have to use time travel.

>>46402349
Well Tali, get used to your yuri-scented female life.You lucky, lucky bastard.

>>46402349
ask if there is a way to bind something TO your soul. so that if your soul goes somewhere, it takes the bind with it.

it's our one shot, we bind lily to your soul so when you swap back you pull her along for the ride.

>>46402432
Yeah, it's no so bad. Let's just stay here.

>>46402349
Ask for this universe's Lily's soul, so we can bring her to the real world.

>>46402451
actually this is hairbrained enough to work. Lets try and see if this angle gets us anywhere.

>>46402349
Well, we could get Gears's notebook. Maybe there is something in there that could help us.

If not, maybe we could try communicating with Kuro?

If not, get used to being the Harem Queen and having a vag and tits.

>>46402349
Right. Unless Gears left some of her work behind, which we could easily commandeer through communicating with OUR Gears, we might be stuck relying on the Ceer Portals. We know of the one in the school.

>>46402349
Oh well, maybe Maolin has something.

>>46402451
I don't want to staple Lily to Tali's soul.

I wonder if in the normal universe the female slut version of you is now discovering the joys of fucking with a cock. Think of the damage she could be doing. Tali, I think going back might be a horrible idea. Lets just forget that universe exists and live here from now on.

>>46402554
Anon, I...

So since this Vaisi is an irredeemably evil cannibal, does that mean that deep down our Vaisi is best girl, if a little r00d and l00d?

So, like...
how are we going to get some vendal?

>>46402663
I'm sure Vaisi will be willing to share if we go and ask. We're besties after all.

>>46402691
we need to hurry on getting some vendal before vendal is dead of vaisis

>>46402349
All of gear's magic book and secrets.

>>46402653
Our Vaisi is more then a little lewd. We are only making her more pure with time.

Also we need to find a way to fix this shenanigan. I mean, what would mirror universe Tali do if she found out that we had a FUCKING DRAGON to play around with?

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"... Can I ask you something, Gears?"

"Call me Solia."

"Solia. Uhm. So, let's say there was another universe, right? Like an alternate reality. Could someone from that reality come into this one? Not in body but in mind?"

"Hmm.." Solia pulls out a pen and begins drawing some stuff. "Well, as I'm sure you know there ARE multiple realities out there. There are some where you're a boy, some where you aren't a mage, some where our entire universe could just be a comic or something. Every day our universe vibrates alongside the others in some sort of strange cosmic dance. Now, it is possible, through the help of certain objects, that someone's mind can be transferred to another universe. However, such a thing is always temporary and will usually resolve itself by the end of the day. Let's say you went to another universe, you would eventually come back to this one. You probably won't even remember much about your trip, either. Of course, this is all discounting you having some kind of ripple-proof memory artifact on you."

"So... I can't, say, take someone to an alternate reality? Like, an actual person?"

"In theory it's impossible. Tali, why are you asking all these questions? From what I can sense you never even asked Gears about this."

This isn't even our Vendal. Our Vendal is way classier. Which is why it'll be more satisfying to seduce her.

>>46402766
Why does the mirror universe theory diagram look like a penis?

>>46402766
Welp. That makes it clear. We have to place Lily in the Orb. It's the only way. Only we are immune to the ripples.

>>46402766
>>46402798
Ask her about this. Pretty dongerrific.

>>46402766
>>46402804
Agreeing with this anon.

>>46402804
Something is on Solias mind.


Also Tali we need to tell her that we would like to be able to imprint things to our soul so that we can bring things back with us if possible.

>>46402828
>>46402804
This works too. Lets see if Solia is a big enough Nerd to figure it out.