You are Kaizar Soize and you are absolutely livid.
Today nothing seemed to go your way, everything you did either went horribly wrong or you had to work twice as hard just to succeed.
And to top it all off, this shinigami in front of you just opened fire at you with an explosive projectile.
It isn't the act of attacking you that upsets you, oh no. It's the fact that she opened fire at you while her comrade was standing right behind you, knowing that the blast would most certainly hit him as well.
From what you can remember you did many bad things, none of which you wouldn't do again in the same situation, but attacking your own men or putting them pointlessly in harms way was not one of them.
The mere notion of opening fire on an ally like that is making your blood boil. You can feel your gills acting up again, not quite flaring red but it's almost there.

In any case, you are furious and in your rage El Recubrimiento actually fails containing your reiatsu and it starts to leak out.
It takes only a few moments for it to overcome the collective pressure of the three shinigami.
As the air around you seems to start boiling in emerald light and the sword in your hand gives a deafening shriek as it seemingly gathers your escaping energy and vibrates to it.
The shinigami break out in a cold sweat, they appear to have accepted their fate and embraced death.

But instead of killing them you start shouting.
"WHAT. WAS. THAT?!"

The expression of the shinigami is a strange mixture of fear and confusion.

"Do you literally have NOTHING better to do than come after me AND KILL EACH OTHER?!"
You continue as you point towards the sky with your the sword.

"I swear to God! First that bastard Adjuchas, then the slimy SS Quincy bastard AND NOW YOU! Give me a break already!
I mean, I'm a monster for crying out loud but what you just did makes me want to throw up! Aren't these the people you fight back to back?
And you just OPENED FIRE ON HIM WITH AN EXPLOSIVE!"

You breathe heavily after this speech of yours.
The shinigami are sufficiently shocked that for a while they won't be able to collect themselves.
You don't want to kill them, that would be mercy killing and you are not that kind.
The question is what to do now...

>Just walk away casually, they won't be able to stop you
>Use Sonido and disappear, shock them even further (besides you have spare energy)
>Knock them out before you leave.
>Other? (write-in)

Also, what to do with the sword?
>Keep it
>Leave it

Kaizar Soize character sheet:-http://pastebin.com/HreBR2Bu

Previous threads: -http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/45984950/
-http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/46009050/
-http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/46032648/
-http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/46114042/

>>46243588
>>Just walk away casually, they won't be able to stop you

>>Keep it

>>46243588
>Use Sonido and disappear, shock them even further (besides you have spare energy)
>Keep it

>>46243588
>Use Sonido and disappear, shock them even further (besides you have spare energy)
>Keep it

>>46243588
>Just walk away casually, they won't be able to stop you

Keep the sword

>>46243588
>Just walk away casually, they won't be able to stop you
>Leave it

Walking away wins and so does keeping the sword

>Writing

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"You know what? I had enough. Kaizar out!"

And with that you start walking away from the scene with the ground behind you ablaze.
You make quite an intimidating sight and the shinigami apparently were expecting you to cut them to shreds.
Instead you walked right past them towards the woods but just as you were about to disappear into the darkness you turned around a bit for one last comment.

"By the way, I'm keeping this!"

And with that you suppressed your reiatsu once again, disappearing without a trace.

You had enough stuff to deal with for a while and the only thing that you want right now is a quiet place to finally get some rest at.
Luckily for you there was a spot perfectly adequate just for that, a small clearing deep in the forest.

There is just one problem with it, somebody beat you to it.
A larger than average hollow with a humanoid body and a pig-like mask is crouching under a large treebranch, apparently he is drawing stick figures in the dirt with his large fingers.

You clear your throat just loud enough to get his attention.

"AH!"
He screams a bit in surprise. But he quickly regains his composure once he sees a hollow with a nonexistent spiritual pressure.

"Oh sorry, I didn't feel you first. Oh God..."

And he got scared again for some reason.

"You.. you are the one the others were talking about, the hollow that tears off other hollows arms and eats them! Please I don't want any trouble but I beg you don't make me leave! I actually like this quiet place!"

*Not this again*
Looks like you have quite a stigma attached to you. But you don't want any trouble either so you decide to clear up some confusions.

"Listen I don't care about any of that stuff. As long as you don't outright attack me or wake me up after I fell asleep you can do whatever the hell you want. Got it?"

"Oh really? Beef.
Oh man, I'm so relieved! Pork.
You know I actually was about to just run away.
I'm so glad there are actually decent hollows out there."

"Huh? Beef? Pork? What was that? And what are you anyway? Beef or Pork?"

"... Medium?"

Okay, that got a hearty laughter out of you.
It wasn't particularly funny or clever in any way but after a whole week of nothing but misery you take what you can get.
This little hollow made you laugh and you are just a little bit more glad you didn't kill him on sight.

"Okay, I'm better now. You know what, I really needed that. Thanks."

"Uh, no problem. I'll stop with that whole beef/pork thing now. I only did it to amuse myself when I was all alone."

"Sorry to hear that. Name's Kaizar by the way. Kaizar Soize."

With that you extend an arm to shake the hollows arm. And he actually returns the gesture with his own introduction.

"Pesci, just Pesci. Family names just didn't feel right for me.
Whoah! Is that a shinigami sword on your back? Can I... Can I touch it?"

Oh yeah, you still have that thing on you. After sticking it to your back with its hilt facing downwards you forgot it was even there.

"Sure, I guess."
You draw the sword and hold it horizontally with its blade facing pesci. He looks atit and carefully pokes its side with one of his large sausage fingers.

"So pretty... Never seen one so close before..."

You spent a little time after that just leisurely sitting with Pesci, having a casual discussion.
It felt nice after being in solitude for so long.
But he went on for so long he tired himself out, bloody italians...

With Pesci sleeping you should get some rest too, but you don't feel like sleeping.

>Get some rest anyway, long day.
>Go away a bit and get some training in (Train what?)
>Other? (write-in)

>>46244433
>>Go away a bit and get some training in (Train what?)
Lagrim de Mercurio

>>46244433
>>Go away a bit and get some training in (Train what?)
With the sword, duh. No point carrying a weapon if we can't use it well.

>>46244433
Train with the sword

>>46244433
>Go away a bit and get some training in (Train what?)

SWORD

>>46244433
>Go away a bit and get some training in (Train what?)
Sword. It's kinda dumb that we have one but might as well use it

Sword training it is.

>Writing

>>46244680
First hollow carrying an asauchi, we're now officially the cool kid.

>>46244713
Hell we stole ours too. What happened to the sword of the other shinigami we ate?

>>46244713
It's not an asauchi, though. Its shikai was unlocked so it's a zanpakto at this point. So now I wonder if we can't foricbly speak to the spirit in the blade, or if its slowly dying. Strange.

>>46244713
It ain't an asauchi, it has a name and a shikai.

>>46244791
>>46244811
It's actually a zanpakuto? Holy shit, then we're definitely the coolest kid on the block.

>>46244791
Maybe some Harry Potter tier where the sword bends to the one that earned it by force? That would be fucking hillarious. Even if it doesnt help in any way it's still a good trophy to carry around to ward ourselves from retarded hollows. Our reputation + zanpakuto to prove the rumors sounds like a pretty good way to intimidate them.

>>46244837
Did you miss the end of last thread?

and the beginning of this one?

>>46244680
I'm be4 one of the royal guard go after us for the shinigami equivalent of heresy.

>>46244873
I just have awful memory and skimmed the beginning because I vaguely knew what happened and for some reason I assumed it was an asauchi.
No bully pls

>>46244902
You gonna get bullied kid.

>>46244868
>inb4 we start to wear the zanpakto of those we kill as a form of armor

>inb4 we steal so many zanpakto that we subconsciously form cero into sword shapes for infinite blade works

>inb4 we decide to make our own swords, because fuck inferior nippon steel 'n' shit.

There isn't much that you can think of for passing time until you get tired.
So you decided to go train some.
And since you apparently have a sword now, getting some practice sounds like a good idea.

After getting far enough from your "camp" you read your sword and get to swinging.

It proves to be a great pain in the ass.
Since your body is larger than an average humans the sword is almost like a toy to you.
It's way too small for starters, the best you can do is swing it with one hand and even then the handle is almost too small.
While the blade is also seemingly too short, it barely adds any extra reach to your arm.

With it being too short and awkward to use power attacks are impossible, so your performance is severely limited.

After swinging it around for roughly half an hour you haven't made any progress with it.
There is just no way around it, this sword was not forged with you in mind. So it's not much more than a trophy.

But still, something is bothering you. When you were out there with the shinigami the sword seemed to react to your leaking Reiryoku in a strange way.
It started shaking and made an ungodly sound that reminded you of two steel plates grinding against each other.

Maybe these weapons react to soul energy? Makes sense, considering these weapons kill hollows.
So you give it a try and release your reiatsu once more. The result is the same.

But that was the amount you release naturally, lets see what happens when you push it.

With that you let the power inside you go out of control. For a few seconds the swords blade seems to start glowing.

But then you black out.

>>46244880
>squad zero

>doing anything

>for any reason

>ever

Hah, yeah right.

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>>46244917
I swer to god m80 I will steal your nipponese sword and shove it up your arse.

>>46244935
Oh god we may have accidently shikai'd with it and ran out of juice.

>>46244935
D-did we make a reiryoku lightsaber?

>>46244935
We're gonna wake up and the sword will have melted.

Or we went Menos. I would laugh.

>>46244952
Bring it nerd.

>>46245011
Menos here would be bad

>>46245154
Isnt menos a game over? I thought menos lose their shit in the souls they have devoured. I dont fucking remember bleach.

You feel a strong headache. Strange, you don't remember getting wasted.

Oh right... Still dead.

But as you forcibly open your eyes your vision is filled with whiteness.

*What the? Where am I? Is this... steam?*

You struggle as you try and stand up but your headache is not making it easy.
Slowly as you shake yourself awake you start looking around.
You are somehow in a building made out of wood.

*Wooden floors, steam? Is this a sauna?*

"It's actually a bathhouse."

You jump forward and turn around mid air to face the source of the voice. But as you land you are greeted by a sight that you definately weren't expecting.
A woman in oriental style clothing is sitting on a wooden bench in front of you.
She has long jet black flowing hair and delicate,smooth skin.
Her dress is showing just enough skin to be very much enticing but without actually revealing anything.
She is awakening emotions inside you that you thought were long gone.

The only thing that is not off with her is that her body is covered in very ugly and deep wounds.

"My guess is you were thinking about what this place is. Did I get it right?"

Her voice is full of sarcasm, she knows she hit the nail on the head. But still, she sounds like she is actually in pain.

"Keep the act for yourself and start explaining!"

"Fine, I'd rather not entertain you if I can help it.
My name is Oiran It's a pleasure to meet you.
And I'm a Zanpakutō, more specifically the sword that you stole."

All of the fake pleasantries are gone from her tone as she said that last part and a chill went down your spine. She is actually dangerous.

"This is my or rather my owners inner world. And I brought you here to have a talk.
This was incredibly dangerous and forbidden to do for anyone other than our owner but I had no choice.
You see, he can't enter here if I'm not with him and that is a problem. The Zanpakutō are more than mere weapons, they are a part of their owners soul."

>>46245181
Only if there is no will to guide them, if there is the Gilean will eat other Gileans and become an Adjuchas

>>46245200
Huh.

>>46245214
Sounds scary, cant we ring the hogyoku or just play pretend? We have a sword, we can pretend.

>>46245273
The Hogyoku is unnecessary for that. Every single Arrancar you meet in bleach went through it and came out fine.

Menos are tiered
Gilean
Adjuchas
Vasto Lorde
after all

>>46245200
>She is awakening emotions inside you that you thought were long gone.
So hollows have genitalia locked eep within them and only when they become powerful enough will they be allowed to have them

Thanks god

>>46245315
She's arousing our soul.

It's a spirit thing, not genitalia necessary.

>>46245339
So what you're saying is

We have a Spirit cock

"Cut the shit, I didn't ask for a history lesson!
In case I wasn't clear, I asked what do you want with me."

You cut her off with an angry shout. Honestly do these bastards have to complicate things this much? Wasn't a sharpened piece of metal good enough for them?

"Fine."

She slowly stands up and makes her way towards you.
The moment she is standing at a touching distance away from you she does something unexpected.

She gets on her knees, her forehead touching the ground and starts begging.

"Please, RETURN ME TO MY MASTER!"

Her act finally ends with her bursting out in tears.

"Please! I know I'm in no position to ask such a thing. I can't even offer anything in return, but PLEASE! I have to return to my master!"

You are speechless, this proud woman is kneeling in front of you and you can't even give a proper reaction. But you slowly connect the dots and ask.

"Those wounds... Did I make those?"

She looks up at you for a brief moment before giving you a nod. You unknowingly tortured this woman with your reiatsu.

You feel ashamed of that, even though you had no way of knowing what you did. You feel responsible for that and you don't like it.

After you gathered your thought and made an audible sigh you finally give your answer.

"I'm not making any promises, but I'll try. Make no mistake, I won't risk my hide for you.
If I can't get you back to your owner, I'll toss you towards the shinigami and after that you are on your own. Got it?"

She looks up at you her eyes bloodshot red.
She covers her mouth with her hand.
She can't respond.

"So get me out of here, will ya?"

She nods once again and touches your body.

You wake up where you fell unconscious with the sun on the rise, damn that was longer than you thought.

In any case, you have something to do now.
And that is:

>Talk with Pesci a bit, this is too crazy.
>Look for the owner of the sword.
>Look for a strong shinigami.
>Other? (write in)

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>>46245406
The biggest.

next update will be a bit late, going out for some food.

When I return I'll post a cutaway and get to writing

>>46245427
>Look for the owner of the sword.

>>46245427
>>Look for the owner of the sword.

Fuck me, now we just have to eat him and have his soul.

>>46245427
>>Look for the owner of the sword.
Supress reitsu as much as possible then just throw the sword at him.

>>46245427
I wonder if we could like, eat the sword.

Zanpakuto or whatever are kinda Hollows.

>Look for the owner of the sword.

>>46245427
>Look for the owner of the sword

>>46245427
>Look for the owner of the sword.

>>46245427
>Talk with Pesci a bit, this is too crazy.
and then
>Look for the owner of the sword.

>>46245427
>Look for the owner of the sword.

So okay, quiz time to the bleach conoisseurs, what happens when a zanpakuto spirit gets killed? Does the sword become a normal sword? Does it reset back to the original state? Does it become a vessel for reiryoku? I NEED TO KNOW WE NEED TO SCIENCE THIS SHIT

>>46245587
the blade shatters and cannot be reforged.

>>46245587
>WE NEED TO SCIENCE THIS SHIT

Fuck off back to SB.

>>46245608
So basically it loses everything that made it special, got it. That's pretty dissapointing.

>>46245626
SB?

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Eryka is tapping her forearms while sitting in the passenger seat next to Herr Ziege.
She is frustrated because their progress is actually a lot slower than she hoped it would be.
The roads are in a really bad shape after the hars winter with either snow or rain falling almost every day.
The constant marching and the different military vehicles only made them worse.

It's fairly dark now and as they pass a smaller hotel she recommends they stop for the night. The ride was bumpy enough during the day.
As they enter she orders their two best rooms to be prepared for them, Herr Ziege is begging her not to make such expenses on his behalf, such a gentlemen. But Eryka is having none of it, it's only fair that the both of them get the best rooms.

Unfortunately she doesn't seem to be able to get any sleep, too much tension. So she opens up one of her baggages and takes out a practice bow. Using Heilig Bogen would probably be a bad idea amongst civilians.

Outside she starts doing her improvised practice session. Her hungarian recurve bow is quite hard to draw, just as she likes it.
She manages to get all ten arrows to hit her intended target, she always had a soft spot for practicing with actual bows, as it took actual effort to shoot them.

Afterwards comes the sword practice. Melee training is usually frowned upon by quincy but being prepared to engage the enemy on their own terms is a good idea.

During the whole thing only one thing is floating in her mind. The image of the hollow that managed to get away from her torn to pieces.

"Only two more days." She mutters to herself

>>46245692
oh god.

Also sneaking wins

Roll me 3d10s first three considered.
DC 17, Crit 24

Rolled 4, 1, 4 = 9 (3d10)

>>46245713

Rolled 4, 4, 2 = 10 (3d10)

>>46245713

Rolled 5, 8, 10 = 23 (3d10)

>>46245713
fucking up go

>>46245732
so close to a crit

>>46245732
Shit that was close.

>>46245741
>>46245750
told you I'd fuck it up

>>46245788
that's not a fuck up, you saved our asses.

>>46245788
It's still a pass even if it didnt crit bro, dont sell yourself sort.

You grab Oiran off the ground and stick her to your back once more. A promise is a promise and you want to be done with this as soon as possible.

You don't bother with talking to Pesci, he seemed like someone who can sleep a lot anyways.

You start picking up the pace as you reach the edge of the woods. The path seems so much shorter when you aren't casually walking on it.

As you leave however you get on all four and start crawling as you are looking for the shinigami.
It takes a lot of time walking around like this, but better safe than sorry.

Unfortunately however scouting the edge of the shinigami perimeter was fruitless. You couldn't find the reiatsu of your target in any of the small encampments. Which could only mean one thing.

He is in their commandcenter.

Which makes sense, if these swords are indeed so important and irreplaceable then he is probably unfit for combat. This means that you'll have to infiltrate the main base of the shinigami if you want to return this stupid thing.

But to do that simply concealing your reiatsu won't be enough. You'll have to actually rely on your tactical awareness and start sneaking for real.
As you can finally see the place that you just named the No-zone your instincts kick in and your whole body is trying to go against your command and run away.
Sadly as much as you want to leg it, you can't.
Your guess is that if he is still here he won't be for long before they send him back wherever they come from.

You take your time to observe them for a while, looking for patrol routes, watchmen or any sort of traps they might have for infiltrators. To your surprise the place is almost unguarded.
It seems they thought there is no hollow insane enough to try and sneak in. Clearly they haven't met you.

Can someone tell me why we are returning the sword? We are a damn hollow, if anything we should eat it and boost our powers.

>>46246089
We're a gentleman.

>*tips mask*

It is pretty silly what we are doing, however. Humoring a weapon that would kill us on any other day.

>>46246089
I'm in the camp of eat him so his soul is in us. Maybe it could help the sword maybe, not.

>>46246089
because otherwise it won't stop bitching at us. This is turning into a lession of why you don't steal sentient weapons. They can get really annoying.

Granted I thought we were just going to run up to the edge of their camp and toss the damn thing in like a brick through a window but whatever.

>>46246089
We're retarded and we cant do shit with it. Maybe eat it but I dont know if that's safe.

>>46246089
Because we hurt it and we feel bad about it.

>"Eat the sword Kaizar, don't worry about the blood."

Fucking with Reapers is fun, though this is a bit dangerous it is also a golden opportunity.

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Their encampment isn't what you'd call "modern" or "proper" or even "adequate". It's just a bunch of white tents crammed together with shinigami walking around like chickens with their heads cut off.
But still, one mistake on your part and all of them will be on you swords and magick ready.

Once you find a hole in their defense you quickly slither in carefully not to cause the tents to move around and reveal your location, hell you even made sure that the sun won't cast your shadow on any of them.

You make your way past the infirmary which is full of wounded or sick shinigami, some if not all of them are missing bodyparts. An arm here. a leg there and some even lost both their eyes.

What you can only guess is the mess hall was full of shinigami eating their rations, clearly not enjoying it.

After making it past these two hotzones you finally reach your target. Damn this bastard for choosing the most awkward to get to place to be at.

As you enter however you stare down your intended target.

*Shit!*

The man seems to have frozen in place however, not even making an attempt to scream for help.
Your guess is that you gave this guy a very bad case of PTSD for him to get this reaction.

You slowly reach for the sword on your back and as you do the shinigami makes a noise that you can only guess is him not being able to control his bladder anymore.

After you got it you thrust it down in front of him and speak.

"Pray this is the last time we meet, otherwise I'll make you pay for making me do this. Got it?"

He just nods in a way that reminds you of that damn woman that got you into this mess in the first place. Revolting.

With that you leave the way you came in but this time throw caution to the wind and use sonido followed by El Recubrimiento for a quick disappearance.

Now that you are away from those worthless shinigami you can finally begin your day.

And using sonido again clearly took a toll on your body. Though you can use it more than once it's still extremely taxing.

"Guess it's time for breakfast. I wonder if Pesci wants to eat as well."

>Meet Pesci
>Go and hunt for food
>Other? (write-in)

>>46246332
so this almost makes me wonder we died because of the fact we actually did a nice thing in WWII and got murdered for it or some shit, cause hollows in bleachverse tend to show traits of how they died based on how they act.
this might also explain why the shit we can heal things as well.

>>46246404
>Go and hunt for food

>>46246404
>Meet Pesci

>>46246404
>Go and hunt for food
eh we can bring him home some KFC

>>46246404
>>Meet Pesci

>>46246404
>Meet Pesci
lets go get the pig some food as well.

>>46246404
>Meet Pesci

>>46246404
>>Meet Pesci
>>Go and hunt for food
we shall see what he can do... then bail his ass out of the fire when he fucks up.

>>46246427
I wonder if eating human food would even taste good for a hollow or other spiritual being.

I'm picturing a vasto stealing some poor schmucks food when they turn their back to get some ketchup or something now.

>>46246404
>Meet Pesci


>>46246478
Since Vasto Lorde's would eat for flavor of the food rather than the reiyrouko or however you spell it. That's possible.

>>46246478
>implying kaisar wants filthy american food when he belonged to the glorious reich.

>>46246404
>Meet Pesci
>Go and hunt for food

Hunt with Pesci.

>>46246404
>Meet Pesci

Who knows, maybe he'll attract larger hollows we can murder, the really strong ones are probably not very interested in him.

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>>46246503
>implying being a patriot precludes having tastebuds

Sure, he'd rather stay home, have some nice bratwurst and a big stein of beer, but sometimes you just feel like you need to have a nice piece of chicken-fried-steak.

>tfw you realize Kaizar could eat hamburgers by visiting the city of Hamburg right now

>>46246503
Every man dead or alive needs a healthy balance of greasy meat

>>46246602
>Every man dead or alive needs a healthy balance of greasy meat
sound more like the meal of someone who's hungover

>>46246602
and every woman need some meat in her life too.

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>>46246649
Especially the green haired ram variety

>>46246728
>wanting a girl who spits

Anon.

>>46246728
I like your taste anon

Also, meeting up with Pesci wins

>Writing

>>46246762
she also swallows anon I mean she can take a whole cero in like a pro.

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>>46246762
>Not wanting sloppy top

Anon.

>>46246766
see this guy gets it

If we ever lose our mucus we'll be unable to suppress our power.

We never learned how to do it without it.

>>46246416
Maybe we had medical training or something.

>>46246794
shes a big girl.

>>46246827
Hollows can't even suppress their power normally, only the ones with stealth powers can.

Every other hollow is pretty much at full blast, all the time

>>46246863
>[Starrk's loneliness intensifies]

You feel like going for some food with Pesci would be a good idea.
You actually enjoy his company so much that you are willing to tolerate his quirks.

So you make yourself for the small clearing within the forest where Pesci most likely is.
He said that it's a nice little place in this horrible mess where he can relax a little, so he won't leave it for long.

And since you are in no real rush you take your time to get there. Exerting more energy would be a waste right now.

But as you approach the place you can feel that something is off. Pesci is within your Pesquisas range but he isn't the only signal that you can detect.
In fact you can feel 5 hollows besides Pesci and somehow you doubt they just came over to say hi.

You pick up some speed and quickly get over there only to witness Pesci backed into a corner by four hollows while the fifth is staring away from the whole scene.

One of the hollows speaks to Pesci, the beast for lack of a better word has the body of a scorpion, the torso of a human but with only one eye on his mask and its right arm is a long worm like appendage that ends in a mouth.

"Come on Piggly, we are pals right? So help your friends out and get us some food already!"

Pesci doesn't even answer, instead he fires his glass like energy projectiles at the hollow which doesn't seem to be amused by it.

"You done did it now little pig. Remember what happened last time?"

The hollow raises that abomination of an arm and slams down at Pesci, however before he hits you dash in and stop the attack.
You managed to get a hold of both the lower and upper jaws of the arm and forcefully opened them as you completely absorbed all the force behind his attack.

"Sorry I'm late Pesci. Problem with the neighbors?"

>>46247106
well that's kind of our food. It came to us.

>>46247202
Pesci is A+ bait. How nice of him.

>>46247106
in b4 we get all violent as shit to protect our piggly buddy.

"K-Kaizar? What are you doing here?"

"Well I came to see if you would want to go and eat something. But I guess these jokers came before me. So tell me, who are these losers?"

You say as you slam his arm to the side clearly surprising him that you stopped his attack.

"Oh? This lizard is quite cocky, lets see if his tail really grows back! COME ON BOYS!"

The four hollows charge you while the fifth is still not paying attention to you.

>How will you fight them?

Also roll 3d10 for battle result, DC 13 Crit 20

Rolled 5, 2, 2 = 9 (3d10)

>>46247247
Rapid fire Mercurios and snapping their limbs with quick strikes.

Rolled 10, 1, 10 = 21 (3d10)

>>46247247
hmm...

Rolled 1, 5, 10 = 16 (3d10)

>>46247247
Just beat the fuck outta them. Watch out for the fifth Hollow though.

Rolled 6, 7, 4 = 17 (3d10)

>>46247247
Lizard? What like some common gecko or some shit?

NIGGA WE AN ADORABLE AXOLOTL!

We gotta tear off that worm arm and use it to beat these other dudes to death with it.

Rolled 10, 5, 1 = 16 (3d10)

>>46247247
Remember the train? How we ate the dude constantly. Lets eat them no mercy we need food anyway.

>>46247279
Well now.

>>46247279
tail sweep with mucous to stick them to the ground then go full firing squad on their butts?

>>46247279
Damn son.

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>>46247285
The only right way, but we need to add slime in there too, because getting bit sucks big hairy bollocks.

Okay it's a crit

>Writing

These four are nothing judging by their pressure it's the fifth one you are worried about.
Regardless, they are attacking you with all their might.
You try and draw the fighting away from Pesci by jumping over them and doing a somersault.
These poor bastards don't know how outclassed they are.

When the scorpion guy swings his arm again you block it once more but this time you actually follow up with an attack.
You throw the large mouth to the side and dart past the arm until you reach his shoulder.
You grab his arm and tear it out of its socket completely then you proceed to beat him to death with it. After you are done there is a small crater where the guy once stood.
You would have kept going but the arm disintegrated in your hand.

The other three suddenly seem to have doubts about fighting you but you won't let them off that easily.
You shoot a Lágrima at one of them but this time keep a thin thread of mucus connected to it and as it stuck to his chest you pull it back like a yoyo and punch him in the face shattering his mask.

The next two you simply pummel to near death.
Neither really put up much of a fight after they realized they can't touch you.

However as you are sitting on the last guy, grabbing him by the throat and repeatedly punching him in the face you can feel the last hollow finally turning around.

And boy do you laugh when you see his face.
This guy was clearly their leader, the strongest member of their little group but his mask is one that you know all too well.
And he seems to remember you as well as he breaks out in a cold sweat.
His horse skull mask glistening with the sweat.

"Y-y-y-you..."

"Hi there! Long time no see!"

"YOU IDIOTS! WHY DID YOU ATTACK HIM?!"

"Don't be too hard on them, they can't help being dumb. Now are you going to attack as well or have you learned your lesson?"

"I don't have a deathwish, thank you. I'm out!"

And with that he is off. You almost feel sorry for the guy. Almost.

>>46247755
Haha. Top Kek mate.

>>46247755
>not eating them
Why

>>46247755
Not one bite or mouthful from each of them, Fucking. Now we DO have to go hunt.

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>>46247755
>tfw one day we're going to meet this guy in hueco mundo when he's a big shot

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>>46247755

With him gone and the four of them out cold you walk over to Pesci.

"Are you alright?"

You extend an arm to help him up.

"Yes, thanks to you."
He says as he takes your hand.

"So why did they attack you anyway?"

"Well... I have a very good sense of smell and I can find food easily but these guys always followed me and took my food. And now they wanted me to get them some food."

"Well now you don't have to look for any since they are here."

"What do you mean?"

"You never ate other hollows before?"

"No."

"Then you are in for a treat man."

Now to divide the food.

>Divide equally, two for each.
>One for you and three for Pesci.
>Three for you and one for Pesci.
>Other? (write-in)

>>46247883
>>Three for you and one for Pesci.
Only fair. When he helps he gets more.

>>46247883
>Divide equally, two for each.

>>46247883
>Divide equally, two for each.

>>46247883
>>Divide equally, two for each.
pesci needs to learn how to not suck less, seriously.

>>46247883
>Three for you and one for Pesci.

He earns his meal, Or he dones't eat.

>>46247883
>Other
search for a real meal a hollow on your level

>>46247883

>Divide equally, two for each.

>>46247883
>Divide equally, two for each.

>>46247883
>>Three for you and one for Pesci.
He'll start pulling his weight and getting a bigger share eventually.

>>46247883
>Three for you and one for Pesci.
Fair is fair, if his nose is as good as he says we will be swimming in food.

>>46247883
>Divide equally, two for each.

But make sure he knows that next time we feed, he has to pull his own weight for an equal meal.

>>46247946
He'll start pulling his own weight sooner if we feed him more now

>>46247967
Or get fucking greedy and try to eat us.

>>46247967
That teaches bad habits anon.

>>46247883
>>Three for you and one for Pesci.

>>46247883
>Three for you and one for Pesci

Going with the "pull his weight" point, plus we've used Sonido today and need to compensate for that.

>>46248052
You actually used it yesterday too, so that's two sonido in a row without eating

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Welp it's a tie

My roll will decide which will happen

1=3 for Kaizar
2=2 for kaizar

"Alright Pesci, come here real quick. You see that guy over there? He is yours, just think that it's a plus and it should go down easily."

"Uh, are you sure? I mean these are yours right?"

"Sure, sure just dig in before they get up and leave."

With that the two of you start devouring the four hollows. Pesci can barely finish his one hollow before you hungrily devour three of them.
With both of you now sated you are sitting under the shade of a tree and just watching the falling snow. With things going so smoothly for once you can't help but smile.

"Why are you so happy?"

"I'm just satisfied with what I did today Pesci."

"I see. I never do anything right, so I don't know how that feels."

"Nah, don't say that. You survived here of all places, that is an achievment in itself.
And don't worry, stick around me and I'll whip you into shape in no time.
But if you start doing that then you'd have to earn your meals Pesci."

"You mean... you wouldn't mind if I followed you around?"

"Yes, besides if that smell of yours is as good as you claim it to be then we won't be short on food anytime soon."

"Kaizar..."

"Yes?"

"Would you mind if I started calling you "Boss"?"

"No. But I won't have a weakling following me around Pesci!"

"Of course Boss!"

"Good answer, now lets get to it."

You leap up and urge Pesci to get moving as well. The two of you move to thesame place where you tried to learn how to wield a Zanpakutō.

With Pesci eager to start practicing you just have to decide how to approach training.

>Give him a lecture on the basics with some demonstrations.
>Have Pesci perform whatever he knows and try to correct it.
>All out combat training, you'll force him to fight you all out. He'll either get stronger or break.
>Other? (write-in)

Also Roll 3d10 for training results. First three considered, higher is better.

Rolled 2, 1, 8 = 11 (3d10)

>>46248473
>Have Pesci perform whatever he knows and try to correct it.

Rolling

Rolled 10, 6, 5 = 21 (3d10)

>>46248473
>All out combat training, you'll force him to fight you all out. He'll either get stronger or break.

Rolled 9, 3, 6 = 18 (3d10)

>>46248473
>>Give him a lecture on the basics with some demonstrations.

Can you even do 100,000 push ups in an hour, Pesci?

Rolled 5, 10, 1 = 16 (3d10)

>>46248473
>Have Pesci perform whatever he knows and try to correct it.

Rolled 3, 6, 2 = 11 (3d10)

>>46248473
>All out combat training, you'll force him to fight you all out. He'll either get stronger or break.

>>46248473
>Have Pesci perform whatever he knows and try to correct it.

Rolled 1, 2, 8 = 11 (3d10)

>>46248473
Have we conquered spain yet?
>Have Pesci perform whatever he knows and try to correct it

>>46248514
Well that takes care of that.

>Writing

>>46248473
>Have Pesci perform whatever he knows and try to correct it.

You tell Pesci to start by showing you everything he has.
He quickly displays his ability to concentrate his reiatsu into a thin sheet and shatter it like glass thus creating a barrage of projectiles.
Promising.

And as you await his next move he is just standing there. You wait for a couple moments but he just keeps staring at you.

"Are you doing it already or are you just preparing?"

"What Boss?"

"Oh. My. God. That was everything you had wasn't it?"

"Of course Boss."

"This is going to be harder than I thought."

You start by explaining to Pesci that he has other abilities as well, he just isn't aware of them like Pesquisa or hardening his skin to absorb damage.
Up until now he was doing these things by instinct but with conscious effort behind them he actually improves them.

After that you decide to work on his ability which isn't all too powerful to begin with.
But after showing him exactly how to affect the composition of his reiatsu you two made some improvements.
Though weak the shards actually can cause a lot of pain if they dig into the opponents flesh, so you had Pesci turn it into dust rather than shards.
The effect is as you'd expect when you throw ground up glass at someone, messy.

With these out of the way you actually turned him into a decent hollow. He became quite resilient and packs quite a punch as a large guy like him should be.
He is still a bit sluggish and his cognitive functions need some improvement but you are happy with this much progress.

And in between helping him you messed around with your mucus a bit testing its healing properties every time Pesci messed up and trying to alter its density.
You didn't make much progress but you feel like you are onto something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hm06gZHuQc

And that's it for today.

See you guys tomorrow at the same time.

Archive is up

Twitter:@SpookyngQM
ask.fm:@Spookyng

Char sheet will be updated tomorrow alongside the new social link sheet.

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>>46249054
>the new social link sheet.

>>46249054
Cheers Spoolyng

So piggy can create sheets of his reiatsu. We should turn him into a battle mime.

>>46249054
That was most entertaining, Pesci will make a fine Hollow eventually.

>>46249054
thanks for the run Spooky, Have a good one until we see you next time.

I feel like that taking the zampakuto and then us being a bit railroaded into giving it back was a bit odd considering we didnt get anything out of it

I dont mind our character making promses without us voting i its something like that but its a bit odd nothing came out of t

>>46249344

What else were we gonna do with it?

>>46249375
Keep it hostage, stockholm syndrome, nom her when she goes full yandere.

>>46249399

It's a sword.

>>46249399
we'll get our own sword in due time, Relax. Still find it funny a sword bowed to us, Maybe it will have some impact later on?

>>46249399
Not happening while her wielder is aluve and if he bites it she does too.

>>46249426
it has a soul.

>>46249375
I dont know but it seemed like it was going to be something

>>46249556
It's actually a part of its wielder's soul. They're technically the same being.

>>46249556

That's in a sword.

>>46249592
Made from a bunch of shinigami souls.

>>46249682

It's a piece of metal.

>>46249777
It ain't man. Zanpakuto are made from Asauchi after the shinigami has spent time with the sword. It imprints on them and becomes one with them, literally becoming a part of the shinigami's soul.

>>46249870

Which is also a sword.

>>46249777
well actually isn't it a piece of metal with soul energy within it? Can't we suck it out or melt it down?

>>46249954
It's not just metal, it's spirit metal.

This isn't to say that something would come from eating it for sure, but testing that would have been far better than returning it.

Now all we've done is put up a big flag for the shinigami that says "Weird Hollow here."

>>46249870
>>46249777

And asauchi are made by fusing a shitload of shinigami souls together.

This leads me to speculate on shoving a bunch of hollows together.

But that would just make a menos. So then I was wondering about Quincy, but we couldn't touch the result without it instantly dying.

So hear me out, we need to shove a fuckload of either fullbringers or bounts together, and see what happens.

>>46250039
Perfect more swards to fuck with in the long run.

>>46250040
Himmler is that you?

>>46250059
I wonder if Urahara is the science divisions' captain right now, cause you know he would send someone to look into us if he caught wind of our weirdness.

>>46250111
No? wasn't he appointed around like 2000 or something? Shit past WW2?

>>46250111
Nah, we're like 30 years too late to see Urahara in the 13 CGS. He got booted in 1901 I believe. So it's either some generic, no one, or Mayuri.

>>46250471
Pretty sure it was something like 1890, and he only lasted two decades before getting kicked out because Aizen threw him under the bus.

>>46250471
>>46250513
He started the research institute 1900 according to the wiki, and he was booted a shortly before Ichigo was born (unless his parents weren't banging like rabbits, which is unlikely considering that flashback.)

So yeah, there's a good chance of us having to deal with his bullshit unless Spooky changes it.

>>46250513
Mayuri was hired by Urahara, and the R&D department didn't even exist until Urahara created it.

Right now, SS R&D essentially just consists of the occasional captain dicking around until they make some breakthrough discovery and get made part of the Royal Guard as a result.

>>46250629
He was kicked like immediately after the vizored incident. Which was nearly a decade after he turned the 12th into the science division.

>shove a shitload of hollow spirit energy into shinigami sword, shinigami swords are connected to the essence of the shinigami it belongs to
>hollow energy is known to be highly corrupting
I can't wait to see what becomes of that guy.

Now, personally, i would have voted to eat the sword spirit in the dreamworld. No hollow has ever eaten a sword spirit directly

>>46252345
..But we can't do that to best girl who is gonna turn into a hollow within the sword.

>>46252456
One day we will meet her again and she'll be wearing CLOTHES THAT ARE CHASTE AND PURE AND NOT SLUTTY AT ALL and she will be very nice and not condescending or sarcastic.

And the inner world of that jackass will be sophisticated and proper and filled with the proper regalia.

>>46250907
I forgot whether he Aizens' experiment happened before or after he got kicked out.

>>46252345
Huh, wonder if we just condemned the dude to being a Vizored.

>>46252566
Ah, Guten Tag Hollow, You have shown me the light. I wish to reward you, Heil heil heil.

>>46252566
>tfw that scrublet who isn't even a 3rd seat makes LT because we scared his ass so badly he decided he wanted to do ALL the paperwork and worked hard to get there

FUCK. This quest always runs at 1AM in my timezone. Miss it every time.

Anyway, I look forward to drawing Menos/Adjuuchas when the time comes.

>>46252345
Yeah, seems pretty interesting. Hopefully something comes of it.

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>>46252892
Im pacific, so i have to get up fairly early to catch it
Feels bad man

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>>46252996
I want to play Naughts and Crosses on their bellies.

>>46253022
They're basically hollows in their setting
twin-star-exorcists.wikia.com/wiki/Impurity

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>>46253572
Second look at this one to emphasize spider quality

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>>46253589
Special cero ability for a hollow?

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We should incorporate this into something.

Or at least call something Schwarze Sonne

Trying to prepare for my own bleach quest, sadly there are no crab hollows, and the 2 that resemble ones in canon look lame

>>46254033
I got nothing yet
Sorry

>inb4 we find another German born hollow who wonders why we call ourself "Emperor"

>>46254387
Kaizer =/= kaizar

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>>46253837
Nonconventional hollowforms?

>>46254477
Say Kaizar.

Now say Kaiser.

Now note how similar they sound.

Now note that they will assume you mean the word which it is closest to, which would be "kaiser".

Now realize you're dumb.

>>46254688
Woah there kid, you shouldn't be playing around with that much edge, you might get hurt

>>46254727
I don't think I've ever been nonplussed by anything before. I am legitimately baffled as to whether or not you feel that saying my post was edgy was an acceptable or plausible piece of bait.

I'm going to go watch cars drive by and hope I never meet anything as stupid as what you just said for fear of my sanity.

So bait successful, I guess.

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Very quick sketch of possible menos form.

I'd rather have anon input for the 'canon' form.

...

Also, (very very) rarely Axolotls turn into salamanders. I think our Adjuuchas form should represent this shift in some way.

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>>46254837
>tfw Kaizar is subconsciously turning his head upwards so he doesn't look like he has a giant jewnose

Fucking beautiful. Even as a giant barely-sentient monstrosity he has his priorities straight.

>>46254837
Pointy nose is unacceptable for übermensch
Gill remnants need attached to mask

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>>46254948
I thought making the menos spikes into gill remnants was a good idea. I'll make a version with them just in the mask.

Merchant nose seems like a core aspect of the Menos design.

But Kaizar isn't an ordinary hollow. So I'll see what I can do.

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>>46254815
Thanks, now I have cancer from reading your posts, asshole.

>>46255004
Keep in mind that we only really see failure menos, who are mostly mindless. Just like the jews.

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>>46255006
Oh hey this one is decent

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>>46254948
>Gill remnant
>>46255004
>gill remnants

>tfw you thought it said 9:11 remnants

>>46255004
The pointy nose ones are failed menos

I cant find it at the moment but theres one with just stripes on its face and a mouth

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Breaking the mold.

No jew edition.


>>46255052
Hahaha.

>>46255156
Kaizar did 9/11

I wouldn't know, really. I don't read/watch Bleach.

>>46255388
Perfect

>>46255388
Now that looks fucking good

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>>46255108
Another one of this dude

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>>46255452
>>46255410
If it's well received by QM, I'll refine it n' shit.

>>46255606
I'm also open to ideas, as always.

Team effort and such.

>>46255606
Maybe combine the first part where he had his head held up with the long nose with the second pic a bit?

>>46255606
bleach.wikia.com/wiki/The_Menos_Grande
Remove neck spikes they only belong to failures really.
Itd be safe to give us our dark purple skin too,
Along with rudimentary "clothes" that are just part of our body
A hybrid between humanoid and axolotl body would be good here, a between point.

>>46253930
Our unique cero when/if we get it should be named that. Some kind of massive dark blast, the wmd the Nazis never managed to make.

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>>46256032
THE DEED IS DONE

I don't know why I made the head upright in the first place, it looked cool in my head though.

>>46256129
Christ.

Alright, I guess I'll go nuts with the design.

I do like the look of the cloak though.

>>46256197
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_gun

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>>46256129
The menos grande is a special case by the looks of it

A typical gillian that has its personalty kept n tact is pic related and that keeps its spikes aswell
So we are pretty much spot on with >>46255606

>>46256283
Dont change it to >>46256129 's idea , thats a special snowflake menos

Our next stage is just the cloak with a unique mask, after that we look completely unique though

The picture in >>46256292
is actually whats used in canon to describe our next stage of evolution if the personality is intact so its pretty much the standard to go for

Keep up the work art guy

>>46256283
So what you're saying is the attack would absorb another spirit energy attack, add our own to it, then fire back as some kind of ray.

>>46256394
>So what you're saying is the attack would absorb another spirit energy attack, add our own to it, then fire back as some kind of ray.

Literally Neliel.

>>46256292
>>46256365
There is too little evidence to be definitive for either side.

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>>46256283
Shits and giggles.

>>46256292
Cool, I can keep the cloak. Looks badass.

>>46256394
Could work. I just thought mixing 'Nazi Black Sun Symbolism' with 'Nazi Sun Gun' would be a cool idea.

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>>46256452
Well the mesos grande which is the unique purple looking dude is the combination of 2 individual hollows that can act independent, its too unique to be considered the norm compare to the >>46256292 one which was used to describe the evolution process in the anime

Im also going to point out that in this image theres another hollow in a cloak with only a unique mask, its stated that he has not yet passed being a gillian rank hollow
Proof - under the history tab

>>46256438

It's been a few years, I forgot.

>>46256438
>>46256469
So how about something that charges up, like the sun symbol appears behind us but white and grows darker over time. When pitch black it fires a truly immense blast kind of like cero oscuras.

Alternatively it places a giant sphere of pure destruction at a chosen spot. Just a massive explosion, no beam.

>>46256582
Under the history tab of
http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Nakeem_Grindina
Forgot to link

Another idea for a unique cero. Combine it with our goop to make sticky cero bombs.

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>>46256608
Like so?

>>46256469
Artguy what would your take on a restyle of Mr Pork be? In regular or gillian stage?
>>46244226

>>46256703
It'd look like that, but more wouldn't suck things in. It would just annihilate everything withing it's boundary. Think something like a shaped charge, with the explosion facing inwards. A person could be standing a foot away and wouldn't feel a thing but everything beyond its event horizon is hit with the full weight of the cero.

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>>46256765
Haven't really thought of it.

Probably go boar.

Boars are fucking unstoppable without a team of (sometimes armored) hounds and horseback riders.


>>46256788
So like an implosion sphere.

I guess that fits a 'dark sun', rather than emanating energy, it internalizes it.

You know what would be brutal? Placing the 'dark sun' mark on a person.

>>46256916
>You know what would be brutal? Placing the 'dark sun' mark on a person.

Like tagging them with it and after a certain time they and their immediate area no longer exist?

I can dig it.

>>46256916
You should do a quick sketch of a redone mr pork

>>46256438
she is the only other hollow known to possess healing powers, perhaps cero doble is part of the healing territory.

>>46257035
Gotta do some housework. Will report back with sketch.

>>46257025
Yep. Maybe mini dark suns for destroying joints.

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>>46257094
>Yep. Maybe mini dark suns for destroying joints.

>"You have 9 fingers, how odd."

>"What? I have te- OH FUCK PAIN"

>>46257094
>Yep. Maybe mini dark suns for destroying joints.
Well it would certainly earn it's name like that! Shit's would get dark yo. Especially if we slapped it on someones' eyes.

>>46257086
So we're som kind of not!Nel?

Our goop is kinda like her drool...

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>>46257188
>Especially if we slapped it on someones' eyes.

Only the blackest of sons.

It would be even worse if we could control when they explode.

They have the disease, we have the cure.

>>46257226
I tried to correct it, but it posted anyway, I now realize I am a white Swede.

the most op abilities in any setting are ones that affect shit retroactively.
Like balefire, which erases what it hits backwards in time by an amount proportional to how powerful it is.
Wheel of time was super fucky.

>>46257260
that would be an excellent way to get the quincy bitch under our thumb

>>46257329
>implying Yanderritter wouldn't just try to kill us regardless

Nah, m8, bitch cray, she'd just go for the throat and hope.

>>46257329
Just placing one on her wrist would be enough.

Disable her bow, you disable her.

>>46257370
She does have a husband anon.

>>46257372
She'd probably kamikaze us now that I think about it.

So who wants to unify the Hollows into an actual organisation? Not like the Espada but a proper fighting force with training and a chain of command not entirely based around who is stronger but who is better at leading.

Build our own Soul society but with less nepotism and more meritocratic promotion.

Who wants to make the Espada do paperwork?

>>46257465
>Barragan, you may control time itself, but you can't just use your powers on your paperwork to make it get done. We've tried this already.

>>46257465
You could never get more than a few dozen to band together, that whole "must eat to survive" or "must eat to not go back to being a huge faggot" precludes literally everything else for 99% of hollows, so they usually just eat eachother and die.

You couldn't really build an empire, because empires are built upon fertile lands for food and shit. Without steady food we simply couldn't have an empire.

>>46257579
Steal artificial soul technology, make hollow tofu?

>>46257465
Having a Vasto Lorde government/alliance wouldn't be a bad idea.

But lesser hollows are too hungry and rambunctious to order around en masse without a cry of 'look over there, food!'

>>46257605
Now we're thinking with macroeconomics.

So if and when we become the "hollow king" what do you want to turn the infinite desert that it currently is into? Rolling grassy plains? dense jungle? water world? I like to think it has minor influence on what hollows look like.

>>46257627
>[FATHERLAND INTENSIFIES]

We'd make it like home, of course.

But we can't. Because its a fucking ghost desert.

>>46257627
I though all that sand was just ground up hollow remains.

>>46257579
Is it ever shown why hollows need to eat other spiritual entities instead of just normal soul food?
If the shinigami can produce tons of fake souls for use in gigai can't hollows also produce fake souls as a food source? there is a shit ton of reishi in hueco it should be easy.

>>46257627
Germany replica, obviously.

I'm not sure if that's possible, though.

>turning Mexico dessert land into Germany
Hahaha

>>46257689
>>46257729
Like Germany, but everyone speaks spanish for no apparent reason.

>>46257723
Something about the reishi concentration, I think.

Hollows start out by eating the relatively meagre Pluses in terms of reishi or whatever, and work their way up, eating eachother at the higher stages because of how concentrated it is.

It takes a tremendous amount of reiryoku to feed them, I guess. Or whatever the ten thousand fucking terms are that start with fucking R.

And because hollows are pretty fucking stupid, and can't do pretty much anything at all other than eat things. They certainly can't create fake souls by condensing the reishi in the air/dirt to make a spirit potato.

>>46257785
That's why we hire someone (probably a Quincy) to teach German!

>>46257849
But anon, we speak German.

>>46257723
Reishi is actually so abundant in Hueco that the lowest forms of Hollow can plop there asses down and feed off the air. It won't be as filling as eating actual souls but it's enough.

We need to figure out how to turn reishi into spirit water (probably involves condensing reishi into a liquid form like quincy condence their Reiryoku in the Ginto tubes) and then figure out agriculture.

>>46257624
>>46257836
>>46257922

So are we making ghost mexican oranges or not?

>>46257942
>>46257948

We need to find a science Hollow.

>>46258004
We're a smart hollow, we can do it.

I bet you Pesci could do it. If anyone can find food, it's him.

We need to keep him alive.

If hollows become self governing lets make sure that our civilian district doesn't end up like the poverty stricken mess that is soul society's Rukongai. We can rub it in the Shinigami's faces that a bunch of cannibals made a stabler, safer society than they could with all their nobles and politics.

>>46257689
>>46257706
>>46257729
When shark tits talked about king spooky she said that it was him that turned ghost mexico into a desert and keeps it that way.
Don't know if kubo forgot about it or purposely forgot about that.

>>46258133
I think Barrigan's shit just last indefinitely.

Or Kubo forgot, because he's Kubo.

Or Halibel was wrong.

Nah, Kubo's a retard.

>>46258170
IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT

Make Hueco Mundo Greeat Again

Vote Kaizar

>>46258133
Lets use our healing goo to heal Hueco! surely crops will grow if irrigated with healing goop!

>>46258209
Hail Kaizar!

>>46258060
Smart like a general ain't smart like a scientist. The two can overlap but it would probably take us a hell of a long time to reach that kind of understanding of reishi.

Alternativly we become huecos' life god like >>46258285 says

>>46258209
Ave Kaizar!

>>46258407
Well Kaizar is literally an Ubermensch.

In life he was superior, but shackled by military red-tape.

I'm tellin' you, m8.

>>46258666
I suppose anything is possible with enough time and effort.

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Drawfag here.

I won't get the hog sketch done any time soon. Maybe LATE tonight, but I got shit to do now.

>>46258862
Also gonna make it so he has two boar spear shafts sticking out of his shoulders.

>>46258862
>>46259065
the nose is comically long, but he seems kind of stooge-ish so it fits
looking forward to more

>>46258862
Kinda elephantish

>>46260541
KIND OF JEWISH YOU MEAN

THIS HOLLOW IS NOT KOSHER

or is it?

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>>46259116
>>46260541
It will look a lot more like a boar head when I actually work on it.

Thick neck muscles. Broad snout.

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What the fuck am I drawing.

Trying to think of ways to make boars head = mask

I think I want the nostrils to be the eyes (and nostrils at the same time).

>>46261566
I dig it.

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>>46261566
Another one.

>>46261816
Lovin' your stuff mate.

Also clarification time:

I admit, I wrote myself into a corner with the sword so I had to railroad a bit to get rid of it.

But rest assured I have a keikaku and after todays session things will be a little clearer hopefully.
Also keep up the brainstorming, you guys always give me good ideas.

>>46261843
I'll make a refined gillian later.

Probably when we actually become/are extremely close to becoming a gillian.

Drawing hollows is fun, satisfies my bottomless lust for drawing masked monsters.

Doooo

The doggy paddle-waddle, it's the only one; do the doggy paddle-waddle - a-baw-buh-buh-bawbawbaw!

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