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Dark eldar Tsundere

>Choosing yandere when it comes to Dark Eldar/Elf

Do you want to die?

>>46234522
I like to live dangerously.

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>>46234535
thanks inquisitor sama

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>>46234522
There is no way of winning here but Yandere
I don't think I'd live through the baka phase

With yandere as long as I'm loyal too her (and who wouldn't be loyal to a qt witch elf) I'm ok for a while

Then again Tsundere wouldn't dare kill you so maybe her

Dark Elf all the way though.

>>46234535
Sigmar said nothing against it

You know the emporer who is actually a god and not a useless corpse fedora

>>46234522
Can we specify the yandere type? There's the type who hurts and kills you when upset and the type who hurts and kills other people when upset. If it's the latter it's all good.

>>46234423
Can I have a Yandere Harlequin instead?

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>>46234590
Clown pussi was never apart of the deal

>>46234577
you got a bigger pic?

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>>46234605
Afraid not but I can tell you its from Warhammer Age of Reckoning concept art

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>>46234620
yeah. I see that.

>>46234423
Yandere Dark Elf because I think it would give me the best shot at not being murderfucked to death.
>>46234522
Do you think you have any chance of surviving the time before she starts to warm up to you? At least if you walk on eggshells you might be able to keep a yandere endeared to you.

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>>46234603
I'm making it apart of the deal!

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>>46234603
>Clown pussi was never apart of the deal
I'm making it part of the deal.

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So whats the difference between the two terms?
Yandere and Tsundere?

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>>46234671
>>46234680

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>>46234708
Yandere is psycho for you, will "eliminate competition" and be absolutely devoted to you, but ultra jealous

Tsundere acts mean to you but holds serious fealings she doesnt want to show

>>46234708
Tsundere is a mostly normal girl, with a personality that hides her feelings behind a bitchy 'shy' exterior.

Yandere is a girl that is also madly in love with you, but instead of a harmless bitchy attitude towards you, she instead shows you nothing but love and kindness, and is prone to being cold and potentially violent towards anyone that gets in the way of her with you. In the most extreme cases might kill you in some psycho attempt to keep you all for herself, or at the least tie you up in a room and never let you leave her. Though these are not locked to their extreme stereotypes and can have more toned down examples of them.

>>46234423
Dark Elf Yandere all the way nigga. Yan best dere. Besides Tsundere is almost assuredly going to involve lots of torture.

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>>46234708
Yandere is the crazy possessive and/or obsessive type. This can range anywhere from breaking into your house to masturbate under your bed while you sleep, to feeding you cookies with her blood in them so she'll be part of you, to killing every other woman interested in you so there's no STUPID FUCKING WHORES trying to steal away her man, to chaining you in her basement so she can dominate you until you learn to love her as much as she loves you, to killing you (and then herself, of course, since she can't live without you) because you looked at another woman.
Tsundere is the Japanese word for "shit."

>>46234744
>>46234802
>>46234746
oh.

Tsundere then.

Just imagine having a tsundere dark eldar waifu.
>I hate you so much that your suffering will not bring me any joy.
>I WILL HURT YOU MON'KEIGH IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER. I EXCEL AT TORTURE!
>why aren't you paying attention to me?

>>46234708
Tsundere can come in two flavors. Basically Helga from Hey Arnold or she can be deredere by default (nice and loving) unless you catch on to her crush or piss her off somehow (easy to do since she's overly critical like a family member)

>>46234851
so if you keep her at arms length her tsun-ness will eventually evaporate.
right?

>>46234844
She would torture you to death and then cry about it when she realises that she misses you.

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>>46234892
Deldar are masters of torture they wouldn't slip and let you die

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>>46234892
Maybe she tortures me to near death and then starts crying and then treats me and then realizes she misses me.

>to chaining you in her basement so she can dominate you until you learn to love her as much as she loves you

Too many MCs ruin it when they get to this point or have to get someone to bail them out. I always wondered what would happen if you gave in at this point.

Yandere for one good reason: I will need her to protect me when she shows me to her parents

>>46234913
She would if she's being tsun. She would start to like you then get angry and overdo it in an attempt to deny her feelings.

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>>46234947
nah, waifus don't kill their senpais

>>46234947
Dark Elves and Deldar have one huge thing that protects you, Their Pride. They won't embarass themselfs with overdoing the art of their race

>>46234870
Depends on the tsundere. Some you need to keep them deredere long enough, others you need to slowly uncover her crush as she has those 'I'm not doing this cause I like you!' moments, and others need like a whole adventure with unresolved sexual tension until she confesses.

>>46234940
m8, she is dark eldar/ elf.
probably doesn't know who her parents are.

>>46234921
Hentai.
>tfw there's only one doujin with yandere x yandere love

>>46234522
>Do you want to die?
Yes, but that's not the point.

>>46234974
I supose in the case of shitty Deldar who live like rats but any Dark elf girl is better than a princess and prides herself on her lineage

>>46234913
>>46234947
>>46234966
>Being concerned about dying.
You people do realize men live broken lives routinely after being tortured by modern humans. Do you really think you're going to emerge as anything more than a shell of your former psyche after going through even the lightest of grimdark torture extreme.

>>46234940
Yandere for deldar is better than people realize. It depends on the flavor of yandere though. If it's the kind that would never do anything to hurt you or restrict your freedom that's the jackpot.

>>46234968

>no one writes a fap pic where a wych and a sniper get lost on an exodite world and must learn to live together because the rest of the world wants them dead.

>>46234983
I need a link

>>46234999
nice trips, but unless you are in the witch cult all that bullshit only gets you sold off to a whorehouse.

>>46235046
Why would I NOT want a witch elf?
Bitches are amazing in blood bowl

>>46235067
but wyches are amazing too and pretty useless at stuff that is not torture. So she isn't going to betray you and run away.

>>46235027
[Tsuzuri] Disconnect Girl

>>46235011
Almost all of them want to restrict your freedom even the ones who would never hurt you. Some are more lenient I guess, if you don't upset her by talking to too many women or spend too much time away from her you could live pretty free and without any incidents.

>>46235098
Still not ass cool as seeing your waifu kick a goblin to death and the look of the hate from her male team mates as you are essentually cucking them

>>46235144
meh.
Having a wych waifu who realizes that she is completely dependent upon a mon'keigh for survival. So she tries to keep you happy but also hates you until she realizes she hates you because she loves you underneath the hate.

>>46235098
>>46235210
>wanting a useless waifu

Fuck is wrong with you?

>>46235131
>Almost all of them want to restrict your freedom
But that's wrong.
> if you don't upset her by talking to too many women or spend too much time away from her you could live pretty free and without any incidents.
This is more if you care about the lives of those women than yourself, most of the time.

>>46235105
>yandere
>hairjob
>bondage

This gonna be good. Thank you

Check this out if you haven't already.
http://exhentai.org/g/814075/b349608117/

>>46235245
you get to teach her to be useful. Either way, dark eldar and eldar are pretty useless outside their ships and craftworlds.

>>46235264
how does sadpanda work?

>>46235249
I can't think of examples where the yandere isn't controlling in some way, a few only resorting to it when they don't get their way, but still. Granted you have to be retarded and set off a bunch of bad flags to have a yandere decide it's easier and more practical to stop you from going out willy-nilly than to murder yet another thieving slut.

>>46235357
You need to erase all your cookies and if that doesn't work just set up an E-Hentai.org account get the browser plugin and then you can get in through login.

>>46235264
>netorare
and into the trash it goes

>>46235499
It's not the guy getting cucked. It's his gf that does.

>>46235499
Learn how Sadpanda tags work. If you pay attention the guy isn't the one getting NTR'd.

>>46235450
any plugin for opera?

>>46235357
In this case you can just replace the ex with g.e- and get it.
>>46235576
No, the guy is getting NTR'd. It's just that most people here use the term wrong. He is the one being stolen away from his girlfriend.

>>46235601
Just Chrome and FF I think.

Here's the normal E-Hentai link
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/814075/b349608117/

>>46235264
Yeah this is one of my favorites, I-
HOLY SHIT THERE'S A PART TWO NOW

>>46235646
so I created a meme account for nothing?
thanks>>46235623
both of you

>>46235690
Certain galleries get removed from the normal site or only exist on Ex so /a/ just started defaulting to ExHentai.

>>46235731
I see.

So If I have an account on the website, what do I do?

>>46235773
>login
>clear cookies
>go to exhentai

If that doesn't work

>new private tab (no clue how Opera handles this)
>login
>go to exhentai

if that doesn't work

>have FF or Chrome
>get plugin
>open link
>enter login info on the new boxes below the panda
>enter exhentai

>>46235930
thanks

now back to discussing dark eldar waifus.

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>>46234423
>tfw you want to kill a cancerous Tsundere Elf but it implies bringing an Elf into your universe

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>>46236013
go home urist

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>>46236013
>dungeons and dragons dorf
>elf hating meme

WHFB was a big boys game, get out and go to your SJW crap. And if you are going to shit post a dorf do it with a proper one

>>46236057
I like that Total warhammer dorfs dropkick goblins now.

>>46235144
>Still not ass cool as seeing your waifu kick a goblin to death and the look of the hate from her male team mates as you are essentually cucking them

dude, if you're banging a Witch Elf then you are literally cucking Khaine himself

in fact that concept is so insanely offensive and depraved to the dark elf character that you would probably earn Khaine's grudging respect before he sliced open the head of your dick, unspooled your urethra and strangled you with it.

>>46234423
But I didn't want an elf waifu.
I wanted a drow.

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>>46236057
>WHFB was a big boys game,
>WHFB was
>was
Why you gotta break my heart?

>>46236137
>drow
see >>46236057 and get out

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>>46236142
Stop reminding me anon.

>>46234522
The whole point of life isn't to die of old age with an intact corpse.

>>46236238
especially is if lets you fugg a literal dark angel.

Anyone got any dark eldar pics to share?

>>46234423
>>46234744
Is it wrong that I want morathi to brutally torture me in the off chance that she steps on my balls?

>>46236849
Probably. She'll step on everything but your balls.

>>46235672
where?

>>46237060
>balls are most sensitive
>she won't step there.
???

>>46237121
She'll know you want it

>>46237181
makes me wonder. Are there actually nice dark eldar? Like they keep their edge to a minimum? Lillith doesn't do drugs

>>46237236
Thats the thing. If I want to protect my balls, I should encourage her to step on them.

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>>46234423
Tsundere Dark Elf of course.

>ywn have a qt Druchii sadistically torture you, only to then treat you afterwards like a highly valued pet, safe in her loving arms

Why even live....

Also I would prefer not to be a 1 millisecond footnote in a Dark Eldar's life.

>>46237614
why not both?

>>46237667
Both of what?

>>46237725
a dark eldar and a dark elf
pretty much the same thing right?

>>46237753
>this retarded faggot homo la-la fruit girlyman bitch sack of shit

One are rats of the warp who made slaanesh be born, while the fantasy dark elves are monster riding badasses led by !Morgoth

>>46237837
I forgot, how many times did malekith invade uluthan again?

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>>46237614
I really want to do lewd things to that witch with my greatsword

>>46237614
>Also I would prefer not to be a 1 millisecond footnote in a Dark Eldar's life.

If she's interested in you she's not going to just kill you immediately. She won't be gentle, but neither will the Dark Elf. Tsundere Dark Eldar would probably always be up for inflicting a bit of pain on you, but probably wouldn't be too bad about if once you've broken through the tsun side. She might even get protective of you without going full psycho like the yandere.

Just don't get a Yandere Haemoculi after you. Total obliteration is better than the fate that lies down that path.

>>46237902
we are discussing about witches

>>46234587
The second type hurts and kills others out of jealousy, because they interacted with you. A relationship with such a person is essentially the equivalent of being held hostage in their basement. You wouldn't have a life anymore, outside of fulfilling their desires.
Sounds great in theory when you're thinking with your dick, but in reality it wouldn't be fun for very long. If I had to choose, I'd pick tsundere over yandere any day.

>>46237902
>Just don't get a Yandere Haemoculi after you. Total obliteration is better than the fate that lies down that path.

What would happen?

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>>46234423
Dark Eldar. At least there's a possibility for technological innovation there.
Mostly though I'm going to have to kill the elf to avoid endangering humans, then bury the body somewhere.

Fucking gods. "Omniscience", my hairy left bollock!

>>46238075
>Mostly though I'm going to have to kill the elf to avoid endangering humans
If they're tsundere, you probably have nothing to worry about.

I never asked for this
the elf waifu, i wanted another type of waifu

>>46238201
Did you want a big strong orc waifu?

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>>46238430
nah. orcs are shrooms.

I want a qt autarch waifu.
We would talk about battles and shit before she snuggles.

bump

Y'all have better chances being with Dark Elves in fantasy settings, or other Dark Space Elves rather than the Dark Eldar from warhammer 40k.

Judging from the fact that they're edgy assholes, they probably oh-so-subtly (or unsubtly) rape teenagers every 69 days.

>>46242348
to be fair teenagers are annoying

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>>46238013
Most likely she decided the best way to prevent you from ever leaving her for another woman is to make you physically incapable of it. She'll use her knowledge of flescrafting to turn you into a living sex toy and keep you locked away in her bedroom for the rest of your life (which might be thousands of years as she doesn't want you to die and uses her talents to prolong your life indefinitely).

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>>46234423 (OP)
Wouldn't a Dark Eldar straight away realise that there is no Slannesh around slowly eating her soul and lose her entire prerogative to be an evil and spiteful bitch.
So you now have a semi-immortal girl running around indulging in all the things she was once deprived of.
Dressing in cute, comfy clothing, going out on a date to the cake shop, holding your hand as she skips gaily down the beach in the glow of sunset.

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>>46244905
The ancestors were sadistic assholes before Slaanesh was a thing (infact, Slaanesh became a thing specifically because they were sadistic assholes), and have continued to be so for 10 000 years, so Slaanesh not being around would be unlikely to change anything. She wouldn't have to torture people to death to survive, but that wouldn't change the fact that she likes torturing people to death.

>>46234708
Tsundere is a Portmanteau of 'cold' and 'loving'.
They act cold towards you but love you.
Yandere is a Portmanteau of 'mentally ill' and 'loving'.
They are the kind of characters that commit murder-suicides to stay with you.

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>>46245079
nah, you help her overcome her addiction by gentlytickling and licking her.

>>46245079
But they've been doing it for so long, and to survive, no less, that is all they know.
She's never actually had a chance to do anything else.
Now there is no constant need to torture she has time to explore who she really is.

She's still going to consider whips a mandatory part of her romance and bonding takes on a completely different meaning but that's it.

She is finally free to do what she wants.

>>46245194
>she realizes she likes cooking.
>being a wych she doesn't know how to cook.
>Being tsundere she would rather die that ask you.
>she tries to be sneaky about it.
>you catch her trying to cook something one day.
>she nearly burns what she is cooking.

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>>46234423
ABHOR THE WITCH!!!

*snuggles*
*nibbles her ear*

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>>46245969
what is this?
an adeptus antartes?
pls no bully

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>>46245987
>misspelling the name of the Emperor's finest
You just fucked that shit up, xeno witch.
Fuck you, anon.

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>>46246301
do you think they keep a few well hung guardsmen as pets?

>>46246457
Yes but they probably suffer and die horribly after a week or so when she gets bored with them. Then she gets new ones.

>>46246581
Can someone write a fapfic about a guardsman and a wych stranded on an exodite world or something and they must work together?

>>46246615
Lines like this ALMOST make me miss the /tg/ smut threads

>>46246631
why?

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I want a nice harlequin girl that'll be infuriated that I can't dance worth shit.

I want her to throw up her hands in exasperation, put on some music, and force me to clumsily follow her through the simplest of eldar dances.

I want to see her smile as I finally get it right, as we twirl through the halls of the craftworld together, before she makes a misstep and pushes me away because she realizes other eldar were watching us, and storm off in a huff.

>>46237255
They need to feed on suffering constantly. Otherwise Slaanesh drains their soul. And one human isn't nearly enough for them to have their fill.
There are some DELdars that are very specialized (feeding on combat suffering only,...) or have become completely jaded to the pain they inflict and harvest, so I guess a few of them are actually nice, social people, that just have a sex dungeon and the need to go torture a couple of innocent children every day.

Nonetheless, they are supposed to be alien minds, so maybe their definitions of emotions aren't the same and there are some positive human emotions that can sustain them. Maybe peace and harmony are so foreign to them now that they are deliciously exotic.
Tbh I'm scrapping the bottom of the barrel so you can have your nice DEldar waifu here.
Or you could find a wraithbone and give it to her.

It's still someone that grew up in something akin to a mix of pleasure cult and slaver's den that makes venetian intrigue looks like the carebears, and educated by psychopatic torturers. In the best of cases.

>>46247436
yeah I know that. I was thinking more like keeping suffering to a minimum just to survive. Kinda like the lahmian vampires.

>>46247517
Could work, as long as you aren't too attached to your neighbors and the occasional salesman.
You'd be her Igor, with sex benefits.

>>46247635
hmm I guess so. Although I am more interested in a story like>>46246615.
Because it's a exodite world, her soul doesn't get sucked out. Because she is a dark eldar the exodites don't love her and so she kinda has to depend on the guardsman because he knows what to do.

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requesting pictures of wyches

>>46247736
A bit of writefaggotry.
Hope it fits your tastes. Probably lots of errors in it since I'm not a native english-speaker; please point them out so I can get better.

It had been two weeks already, and they weren't getting any closer of leaving that Emperor-forsaken planet.
Surviving in the wilderness and avoiding the Exodites was hard enough, but on top of that he had to travel alongside... her.

The former guardsman cursed his luck. He wasn't sure that is decision to leave the guard for the service of a Rogue Trader had seemed like a good idea at the time, especially after 6 years in the trenches of Hanninls Secundus, but at least the guard had simple procedures regarding xenos. And a wealthy stock of Promethium.

His Excellency had brought the xeno witch along because of her «invaluable insight that will certainly prove useful during the negociation with the alien». And he had been tasked to respond to her needs during the journey and act as her bodyguard. The witch seemed to pour nothing but scorn upon him, which suited the soldier fine. She had expressed interest in a handful of stewards during the transition, none of them to be ever seen again. The Rogue Trader had laughted and dismissed his concerns,
The negociations with the Eldars had gone awry really quick, even by His Excellency's standards. He had apparently insulted one of their gods, some «World Spirit», and had resorted to orbital strike at the first sign of alarm. The diplomatic exchange had become a mess of explosions and automatic fire. Everyone had scattered and left the landing ground shortly afterwards, pursued by the Exodite warriors.
The guardsman hoped the buffon had survived, if only because there would probably be no rescue parties otherwise.

(1/2)

>>46249490

(2/2)

And there he was, cut from the rest of the expedition, with a filthy alien in tow. But he had been ordered to protect her, and protect her he would, even if he had to drag her by ther hair into the rescue shuttle. If there was one thing that guardsmen were good at, it was obeying orders. And die holding the line, but he wasn't keen on this one right now.
At least the planet was pleasant. Rollings hills and omnipresent forests. He hadn't seen a world so alive in his entire life. It was a bit intimidating for someone used to hives and devastated battlefields, so he had left the Eldar take the lead. She apparently knew her way.

«Get over there, mon-keigh» said the xeno, crouched behind a rock a few paces on his left. He sat next to her; she shifted, visibly disgusted by such proximity. «There is a pair of harangaithaan down the road», she said after a long pause, as if he was a fool for forcing her to clarify. The witch spoke a surprisingly good and usually very formal low-gothic, despite her thick alien accent. Her regular use of eldar words was annoying, though. Couldn't say dino riders instead.
He looked at the next curve of the road, disappearing into the forest like some giant mouth.
«Need me to take them out?», he asked, while unslinging his hellrifle.
«No, I pointed it to you so you could take a nap undisturbed. They will be on us in a few minutes. Make yourself useful for once, Ceiba-ny-shak»
Whatever that last word meant, it was probably not very nice. He shrugged and carefully took aim.
«Don't miss, mon-keigh. Or we're both dead»
«How about you shut up and let me do my thing, M'lady?»
The first rider appeared ahead of them.
He fired.

>>46234423
Dark Elves just got squatted today, so now you can only have Eldar.

>>46248743
>>46249490
>>46249516
Is this the new /wst/?

>>46249667
don't worry anon. Aelves are on their way. :^)

>>46249684
tasteful smut is never a bad thing.

>>46234423
>not wanting a tsundere craftworld waifu
what

>>46249490
be happy to anon.

>He wasn't sure that is decision to leave the guard for the service of a Rogue Trader had seemed like a good idea at the time, especially after 6 years in the trenches of Hanninls Secundus, but at least the guard had simple procedures regarding xenos.

break up your sentences a little. It makes them easier to parse.

It can be construed into
>He wasn't sure that his decision to leave the guard for the service of a Rogue Trader had seemed like a good idea anymore. It had seemed like a good idea at the time, especially after 6 years in the trenches of Hanninls Secundus. On the other hand the guard had simple procedures regarding xenos.
>And a wealthy stock of Promethium.
Stock means an unquantifiable amount. and since you are referring to a liquid, you could use containers as an adjective. Instead of wealthy, you can use things like 'nearly unlimited' or 'Shiploads'.

Not bad anon.
mind if I take it up from here?

>>46236142
stop anon, you are getting around my 3+/4++ feels saves

>>46249891
Many thanks for the feedback. Not bad indeed if it's the only problem you see.

>mind if I take it up from here?
Please do. What kind of anon would I be, if I were to censor your creative output?
Besides, I can hardly punch you through the internet. And I like reading stories.

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>>46250069
There were a couple of problems otherwise but nothing too major. You have a fine grasp of English my friend.

>>46249684
/wst/ died a slow, painful death. Let it go.

>>46249516
And the rider's upper body disappeared in a flash. The dinosaur roared and amazingly, instead of charging at them turned around and made for the other rider. Curiously, the second dinosaur was completely docile and made no move even as it's rider desperately tried to move it away.
The rider's attempts became more desperate by the moment as the riderless lizard approached closer, looking at the rider as if it were a particularly tasty meal.
The rider managed to wheel his mount around and prepared to thrust his spear at the approaching lizard. He pointed it towards the creature and then -

His mount turned around completely looking the other way. His strike went astray and before he had time to register what had happened, the lizard had tossed him from his saddle and decapitated him in a single fluid motion. That wasn't even the strangest thing.

The next moment, the newly riderless lizard on the path squatted and the other lizard stood over her. Realization dawned on the guardsman. They were rutting! The damn things had gotten free of their riders and were mating.

"What's the matter mon-keigh? Sad that you cannot join them?" The witch had crept up behind him, silent as a shadow and was staring at the scene with a sneer as if it was something of a joke.

He was too surprised to say anything as she stepped down from the rock they were hiding behind and began moving towards the extraction point. This was definitely not what he had been taught at boot camp.

>>46251412
He shrugged and followed her. Better to follow the witch and than to stand about there and get eaten by those overgrown lizards once they were done rutting. He ran back after her. They were making for the extraction point. An hour more of walking and he could safely be out of this world and away from the witch. She was walking at a leisurely pace and he was struggling to keep up with her. The undergrowth was a damn nightmare with branches and roots constantly hitting him in the shins, his face, or nearly tripping him.

After nearly an hour of stumbling across the undergrowth he saw the first signs of the extraction point. They were not encouraging. Heavy plumes of smoke were emerging above the jungle canopy. He could smell the reek of promethium, a thick cloying smell that could be tasted as much as it could be smelt.

He walked into the clearing and swore loudly. The extraction Valkyrie had crashed or had been shot down. It didn't matter. There were half a dozen bodies in the clearing, all of them wearing the carapace armor that the rogue trader was fond of making his bodyguars wear. They were all headless. One of the bodies was clad in a more ornate form of the carapace armor and wearing a stupidly expensive grox skin jacket that was a hideous green in color. It's hands still grasped the extraction beacon.
It seemed like the Rogue trader had not been able to get off planet after all.

Instead of despairing, Guardsman Lahamann found himself thinking with a cold calculated precision. His bootcamp training was taking over.

He began rifling the bodies for any spare power packs they might have. And knives. Powerpacks and knives. Maybe any salvageable rations and extra clothes. The sleeping pallets were still salvageable. The rogue trader wouldn't need his obnoxious jacket anymore and it was probably thick enough to protect him from the branches scarring his arms. Maybe the witch could help him carry a few of these supplies. Dammit, Where was she?

Requesting qt dark eldar pics. Will trade for qt eldar pics.

>>46253116
He found a large Knapsack and started shoving the powerpacks and rolled up pallets inside. The day was closing and it would soon it would be pitch dark. Lahamann didn't want to know what horrors crawled out of the jungle at night, and he didn't want to find out just yet.
His diligent scavenging was rewarded when he found the stash of Munitorum rations left in one of the tents. This food would last him a long time. All he had to do was find a relatively clear source of water and he could hold up on this planet for -
For how long exactly. His tunnel vision was wearing off, and with it came the dawning realization that he was stuck in a hostile xeno planet, his ride back home was in smoldering ruins around him, his employer had received a space wolf crew cut from some dinosaur riding aliens and the only thing on this planet that was not actively trying to kill him was another one of those alien witches. And she had left him alone. Where in the blasted warp was she?

He sat down on a log and began to hyperventilate. He was cursing the day he signed up for his current job. Maybe life in the guard wasn't as bad as he thought it was. Hindsight really was a bitch.

He woke up from his reverie as he felt the sharp end of a knife against his throat. He felt his skin get pierced and a sharp pain rolled up in his neck.

"What are you still doing, sitting there you dumb mon-keigh? Do you want to get eaten by the harangaithaan's mounts?"

The bitch was watching him the entire time!

"now listen to me and get up. You do exactly what I say or otherwise you die."

He got up and edged by her, he slowly started walking forward, and away from the clearing. Just to speed him she pricked the side of his neck with her knife. It stung like hell and he picked up his pace. Then she withdrew her knife and while pushing him forward she slowly licked the freely bleeding wound. He nearly froze but a prick in his buttocks told him to keep moving.

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Hey, before I continue writing, I wonder if I will get banned for posting smut. I really don't want to get banned.

>>46255602
You could type it up in a pastebin then link that here. Pretty sure that isn't bannable.

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>>46255621
eh, do I have to make an account for pastebin?

>>46255716
No idea.

Don't think so though.

>>46255787
cool. I am gonna take my chances here though. If thats alright with everyone else.

Also, got any pictures of eldar? My folder is kinda small.

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>>46255960
naisu desu.

>>46255859

Still waiting.

>>46255240

He was moving as fast as he dared while the witch kept lapping up his blood. She had increased her pace, both in walking and lapping up his blood. He felt her tongue against his skin, long and warm, and it's touch was almost gentle. Inspite of himself he felt his nethers begin to stiffen. A small voice at the back of his mind was praying to the emperor for forgiveness for his thoughts, which were very unbecoming for a loyal subject to the golden throne. He wondered how her tongue tasted, and what it would be like wrapped around his fun bits. He was positively beginning to enjoy her desperate tongue caresses when she stopped.

They had reached the treeline without his noticing. She had been driving him, in more ways than one, where she wanted him to go. As they stood there under the eaves of the forest, she Suddenly slammed him into the ground without warning.

Lahamann felt his breath knocked away as she sat on his solar plexus, driving the air out of his lungs. She put both her booted feet by his ears and undid his helmet before grabbing his head and putting her serrated blade in front of his eyes.

"Well, mon-keigh, you are as slow as you are stupid. I long to strip you naked and draw my sustenance from your soul-spring but unfortunately I am in need of your more mundane talents. So listen to me carefully or you can feel my kiss again, and it won't be as desirable as it was the first time."

She stopped and slowly twirled her knife in her left hand. It was a cruel blade that would leave as many cuts going in as going out. He wondered why it didn't hurt so much the first time. As he remembered that, his pain sprung up again.

"You are going to hunt, cook, and draw water for me, and provide me with amusement like the good pet you seem to be. Any attempt to run away will result in the most unfortunate of punishments." Her eyes glittered as she said that last word.
"The Asrai won't be too kind to your kind mon'keigh, so any attempt to escape is futile."

>>46257295
on it senpai

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man, writing smut is harder than it looks.

>>46258327

Well you are doing a good job right now.

>>46257722
"I am glad I made your position clear, human. Now if you would want to negotiate," A dangerous glint had entered into her eyes. She was looking at him like a cat does at a juicy rat between it's paws. "I am always available. I am a fair mistress, as my slaves tell me." She got up for a moment, before sitting further back, right above Lahamann's crotch.before putting the her left boot on his face.

"So human, do we have an agreement?" She asked in a playful voice that brooked no argument, forcing him to squirm as he tried to breathe in air. He gasped out his assent as she removed the boot of her heel from his mouth. He watched as she dangled it above his face, forcing him to watch her toned calves, sheathed in sleek black leather and watch his drool drip down on his face from her boot heel. The way she moved her entire body during this time was extremely sensuous and coupled with the fact that her rump was on his crotch, meant he was hard as bone.

"Oh my," She started in a high sing-song voice, "I had no idea my deal was this much to your liking." She shifted her weight backwards ever so slightly, just so that her weight was on his testicles. The sensation - an ecstatic mixture of pain and pleasure - was maddening. At that moment all Lahamann wanted to do was rut with that terrifyingly beautiful creature until the two of them were a sticky mess.
She got in a single fluid bouncing motion and, before he could grab her, placed her right foot gently placed on his collarbone and her left foot equally gently on his manhood.

"Now pet, behave nicely, and you I might just allow you to keep your plaything." The voice had a tone of mock seriousness, like a child addressing her pet puppy. And with that, she sprung away from him and grabbing the a sleeping pallet and some rations from the knapsack in a single, fluid motion, threw the rest to him. Lahamann made no move to follow her. His hands were already down his trousers.

>>46259646
Lahamann woke up the next day, feeling tired stiff and sore. The night in the jungle was far more colder than he had anticipated, and the witch had taken the Rogue trader's jacket away. His entire body was stiff and sore, and the wounds on his neck were taking a long time to clot. He wondered if the witch's blade had done something nasty to his wound. Serrated blades left gruesome wounds. He knew that. But this one was barely a nick in his throat. It should have clotted the night before. He got up and moved to grab the knapsack. Using a knife he managed to open up the one of the ration cans.

One of the best things about serving abroad a rogue trader's crew was the quality of food. It tasted as if the saints had made it for him. Of course it might just be that his tongue had tasted standard guardsman rations long enough that anything with salt in it to tasted good. Or maybe he was too exhausted and confused about what had happened in the last 48 hours.
He just needed to do something simple and eating was the perfect activity. For a few moments, he relished the taste of the artificial grox steak. It tasted like promethium, but so did everything else now. As he finished eating, the beginnings of a plan began forming into his mind.

He tossed the empty can away, grabbed the largest knife that he had salvaged, and lopped off a thick and low hanging branch before walking into the jungle. He remembered his agreement from the night before and while he wanted to negotiate the particulars of his side of the bargain, he knew the witch was not lying.


Lilyth spent the entire night in a particularly fitful dream when she was in her own manse in the small corner of the webway she called home. She was enjoying the most fascinating game of pit wrestling with her new pet. She liked his ears. They suited her bewildered pet well. Most of her slaves were didn't have ears that pleasing so she simply removed them. Unlike other wyches, she insisted on doing that on her own.

>>46234423
>Tsundere Deldar

>I-I'm not hurting you because it's giving me explosive orgasms or anything.
>I-I'm doing it because I hate you! (which also turns me on)
I don't even know, man.

>>46259646
>>46261142
moar


Also, not bad for your second language. A few redundant words here and there. For a example

>like a cat does at a juicy rat
>like a cat at a juicy rat

>>46261142
It was good practice. It kept her arms steady and she enjoyed the artistic contours the blood made as it sprayed out from the sides of their head. Seeing that brought her gentle side out, and she would allow her branders to bandage them - sometimes. She woke up half expecting the the touch of the meatbag on her thighs, before remembering where she was. Ah yes, on this backwater wilderness of a planet where her barbaric kin lived. It was an amusing experience visiting this world, for a quick raid to grab the occasional child. Surviving here would be another matter whatsoever.

Already she could feel the drug withdrawal dull her senses and make her feel downright terrible. This was not good. While she was on the exodite world, her soul would not be eaten by the great enemy, hidden as it was by the world soul of the exodites. On the other hand, just because she simply didn't need to torture to survive, didn't necessarily meant that she should. She was an artist, and like all great artists, she strove to improve herself. Maybe she could torment her new pet just a little. Nothing physical of course. He needed to hunt and carry the camp around. Just torment him by playing with his mind and his loins. Yes, that would be a welcome distraction from this pristine and boring world.

Sunset found her squatting in the grass, waiting for her pet to arrive with the day's meal. She wasn't disappointed. The lumbering oaf had managed to snag an entire juvenile wildkine and was dragging it's carcass back to their makeshift camp. She watched for a moment as he stood over the body and the fading light illuminated his profile. His muscles shining with sweat, his short dark hair, tousled and unkempt, his face hidden as he wiped the sweat from his brow. A fine specimen of his kind, so rudely vital and so offensively straight backed. Maybe once she was gone from this backwater, she would keep him as a favored pet. For now, she was bored and he would provide her with distraction.

>>46261905
I tend to do the over-descriptiveness a bit much. Also I am not the anon who started the story.

>>46262007
She saw the human drag half the carcass of a wildkine with him. He had set collecting wood and using the remnants of the crashed gunship to create a small makeshift oven. He sat down by a log and began skinning the beast. She watched him with feigned disinterest. While she could not be bothered to even think about helping him, watching her pet work was distracting her from the increasingly severe effects of her drug withdrawal.

Come morning, she would feel worse and might not be able to play with her pet. It was not a good thought to think. She sought to distract herself by watching her pet work. His eyes were furrowed in concentration as he used a big knife to cut the flanks of the carcass. Once the creature had been stripped to the bone, he lit a fire and spitroasted some of the smaller pieces of flesh. The others he put into a makeshift oven made from the an empty barrel and smoked from the embers. It was all very dull work and watching it made Lilyth bored.

She purred softly as he brought the spitroasted meat over and offered her the smaller chunk. True, she might have not done much physical activity, but her pet was getting restless. She might have to torment him a little more to make him coy. But that would come later. At this moment she relished the taste of the roasted meat. The barbaric circumstances just heightened her sense of adventure and drama. She noticed that the human had managed to gather some alcohol from the campsite and was quite drunk. Good, that would mean that she could play with him and he would stay passive - or sluggish.
She sat behind him and made him rest his head in her lap. With tender care, the opposite of what she had done last night she slowly stroked his face and chest and slowly began tracing her fingers towards his trousers.
She slipped her hand inside and began massaging his organ, feeling it's girth slowly stiffen in her hand. She felt his arousal and withdrew hand, smiling at him before heading to her own bed.

Alright lads I am heading off to bed. Tell me more about how my prose is and stuff. I will write more if anyone wants to read it.

So I have an silly idea; the next time a group of edgy-as-fuck Dark Eldar (or just asshole Eldar), are interrogating you on whats the password for the powerful and magic-resistant container and the password is "Monkey". This happens:

>evil Eldar attempt to break open the special-magic-resistant container and ask you the password
>The password is Monkey
>you tell them its monkey
>the type the password on the terminal but they spell it in their own version; "MON-KEIGH"
>"IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE HUMAN!? YOU SAID THE PASSWORD IS YOURSELF; MON-KEIGH!"
>"Yeah THAT IS the password. 'Monkey'... Maybe you should type it in all capital."
>they type "Mon-Keigh" in al caps
>"I'am telling you lovable pointy eared nerds. Its Monkey."
>"IF YOU DONT TELL US THE ACTUAL PASSWORD, WE'LL- HEY IS THAT A GUN!?"
>you pull out a concealed sidearm and shoot yourself in hopes of protecting the valuable contents of the special container, not before raising your middle finger on the meanest and edgiest looking of the pointy-eared geeks.

>>46262990
Hah.

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>>46237097
Southern quadrant, but it is on the move. Current location uknown.

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>>46234620
> Says Warhammer Age of Reckoning
> Posts Bloodbowl
Nigga please. At least post a good team

>>46237181
They are probably treated as outcast or degenerates.
>Hey isn't that the girl that walks her pets with only a simple leash?
>I heard she cuddles with one her muscular slave and even calls it Cata-chan
>Oh my, how scandalous.

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>>46234423
Dark elf tsundere seems to be best.

I guess I'll learn to love her in time and let her take place of my original dream.

>>46234423
Yandere - the stalking jelly type

People here confuse it with

Yangire - the stabby kind

>>46237255
Some go full pirate and leave Commorragh, makes them decent enough, but ruthless and backstabbing.

>>46245079
Wouldn't that mean that not being a twisted leather freak would be the hottest shit for her, an entire new world of experience as strange and unusual as becoming a cenobite is to Joe Average.

Just the thought of sex that doesn't involve being pegged with spikes would probably set off all her curiosity radar instantly as a novel new concept to try out.

All you need to do is sell it right.

Dark elf yandere is my choice, because dark eldars are shitty.

Now why yandere over tsundere? It is a simple matter of:
Survival - yandere won't torture you to death. She'll tie you up and fuck you(implying that I wouldn't enjoy it is a heresy)
Convenience - tsun phase in Irl girls is so fucking annoying. Never again.

And finally on one side you have a bipolar bitch, who will probably hurt you by mistake.
On the other side you have a true love and devotion as long as you love her back.


The only upside to tsundere is teaseabilty
While yandere pattability is sky high

10/10 would pat my yandere waifu every day.

>>46235450
No need for plugin.
Just keep logged in.

>>46243991
Stop.
My dick can only get so hard.

>>46245079
>you will never end up on an eldar world during those golden years when they were depraved enough to molest you on the street but not enough to torture, maim, and kill you

>>46262872
It is very enjoyable to read and i look forward to continuing with it... As for critique? Your writing is enjoyable and sustained this anon's intrest

>>46234423
Dark Elf Tsundere

>>46263737
That didn't last very long.

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>>46262007
>Sunset found her squatting in the grass,

>>46266452
yeah, thanks TV

>>46262990
>Monkey isn't pronounced Mon-Keigh
>Mon-Keigh doesn't translate into Monkey
>Why would Eldar know or even assume you would know anything of their language?
>Joke was shit and so are you

would the dark eldar become corsairs?

>>46267035
Why not?

>>46267074
Why would they want to?

>>46249684
I want to believe. There was some /tg/ stuff that I wrote for FSA that I'd like to post.

>>46255859
There are some in the thread above you.

>>46262872
Lahamann got up the next morning rather later than he usually did. His head felt like there was an armored offensive moving on it's surface. Getting up nearly made him retch. He was facing the oldest demon of mankind - the hangover. As a rule Lahamann didn't drink while he was on duty. Made the next day too terrible. Of course, he didn't get stranded on alien planets with groxshit insane alien witches who tormented him as a rule either. Moping around bemoaning his luck wasn't going to help him. Emperor knows what ideas the witch might have if she saw him crying like a five year old. He would have to grab himself by the ballsack and lift himself up, as his drill sergeant back at boot camp said.

First things first, he needed to drink water. That would get rid of the bile at the back of his throat and slake his thirst. By the Emperor and Sanguinius, he would give up drinking. It was too bad of a habit and would get him killed one day. Luckily, his sober mind had filled two canteens with water when he had gone hunting, and the witch had left one of them for him. That was kind of her, he thought. As his thought turned to her, his manhood began stiffening again. The damn bitch had gotten under his skin in two days. Anger and a hangover made a bad combination, and in his fury he sat down feeling hot, horny and extremely angry.

The rattling in his brain was increasing and it was as if the entire victory parade at Hanninis Secundus was passing right between his ears. This was bad. He grabbed the canteen and drained it in a matter of moments. The cool water splashing down on his face and down his throat revived him. The throbbing seemed to be getting lower. He was sure he would not throw up again, maybe. All in all, the day was getting better. His dinner was still in his stomach. His thirst was slaked and the witch wasn't giving him a daemonette's handjob. The bitch had a capacity for torment that would make a commissar blush.

>>46268200
yes, those go without saying.

>>46265765
Maybe it was just long enough for a human to live their entire lifespan?

>>46268335

And yet a part of him was looking forward to meeting her again. If the ecclisiarchy priest was beside him, Lahamann would hear an earful and receive a bruise or two for confessing. The rational part of his mind knew she was an alien witch that he had been assigned to protect until his employer had grown a head shorter, but animal instincts of his mind differed. Objectively speaking she was attractive in a way that would make a hive spire princess look like a drill sergeant in a dress. And the outfit- if he could call it that- she wore left very little to the imagination while showing nothing he wanted to see.

He had fought Slaaneshi cultists before. A lot of them were attractive in a similar sort of way but they had something grossly wrong and tainted about them, like their beauty was unnatural and marred by chaos. And then there was this witch. All those cultist men and women he had killed paled before her. Their beauty was pale in comparison to the witch's own. She was flawless in every sense of the world. There was something alien and forbidding about her ethereal beauty that was frightening as much as it was attractive. From the way she way walked, with a disturbing grace that the most solemn of Sororitas couldn't mimic, to the way her eyes flitted from being beautiful to utterly terrifying in a heartbeat.

Maybe that was the wrong way of looking at it. They were stuck on this planet, and it looked like the exodites wanted her dead as much as they wanted him dead. Otherwise she would have run back to them by now. It was only logical. They needed each other and needed to watch over each other's backs. And he wouldn't be able to do that if she was constantly tormenting him in increasingly bizarre ways. Yes, that seemed like the most logical thing to do. Coming clean and asking her nicely would be the most quaint thing he had ever done, but so was being stuck on a planet where his only ally and companion was a sadistic and beautiful eldar witch.

>>46234462
This nigga knows.

So are people reading this or am I beating a dead horse

Total warhammer elves when CA?

>>46269323
I'm reading. Keep going m8

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Who doesn't like Dark Elves?

>>46234708
Tsundere used to mean cold/distant/defensive slowly warming up to her love interest. Lazy writing changed that to HATE HATE HATE LOVE LOVE LOVE end of show. Currently it's more like HATE LOVE HATE LOVE HATE LOVE, because anime is based on anime based on anime and Miyazaki does not approve. Original-flavour or lazy writing Tsundere is your only chance of a happy ending with a Dark Eldar.

>>46269783
duly noted.
>>46269745
>morathi minus enchantments.jpg

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>>46269823
Yeah, it always seems like Morathi had some.. work done.

>>46269783
You've clearly spent a lot of time thinking about this.

>>46234423
Can my waifu be a Wraithlord? I'd love some tsun tsun Wraithlord.

>>46270061
>Dark Elf painting Brentonians.

I don't know how to feel about that.

>>46270412
they are both dead so theres that

>>46270426
Aren't they just called aelves now?

>>46269087
The food there would last for a couple of more days and he could always smoke the other half of that ox like beast. Yes. That would be a good way to start the day. Something simple like skinning the carcass of an alien beast. Lahamann hoped the thing was not poisonous. Who knows what the exodite eldar were capable of?
Luckily enough, the cut had been clean and the hellgun had cauterized the corpse. He cut out the meat that was beginning to rot and dragged it back to the former extraction point. The sun was beginning to set before he was done flaying the corpse and spitroasting the flanks again. It was a hard day's work and the fine toothsome smell was making his mouth water. For a moment, all he looked forward to in life was tearing down the hunks of meat with his teeth and swallow the still hot and slightly charred meat. Maybe being stuck on this planet wasn't so bad after all. The food was certainly better, and his palate could detect tastes other than wood shavings and promethieum.

Lazily he began cleaning the beast's fur like he had read in the survival guidebook in his knapsack. He had won it in cards from that insane catachan a lifetime ago, and kept it because he still dreamed about going on adventures on lush alien planets and rescuing beautiful princesses. In a twisted way, his dreams had come true. It was as if some cosmic god had favored him with a joke that was particularly nasty for him.

His companion had come out of the woods again and had slowly slid over and sat beside him while he was philosophizing and cleaning the fur. It would make a pretty good blanket a few days. He could feel her intense stare at the back of his head. He turned around and looked her in the eyes, determined not to be bullied by those beautiful, blue, almond shaped eyes.

>>46271026
you know what I mean

>>46271065

He didn't expect to see her like this. Where her movements had been disturbingly quick they were now very slow. He had always seen her walk with the grace of a dancer, and now it was eerie seeing her stagger like she was drunk. She swore something in her language as she managed to drag herself and lean on him for support. Her skin was icily cold. Was she feverish?

This was not good. She needed to be warmed up before she caught the cold. She needed to eat something hot too. Lahamann got up to grab the roasting meat, and she lunged at him. By the emperor, she was as weak as a kitten now. He forced her to sit on the log, and draped the animal skins over her. That would keep her warm. He offered her the bigger piece of meat that had been roasting in the fire. She snatched it out of his hands before devouring it in a manner that was rather unladylike. He offered up another canteen of water and amsec and she finished them both with surprising speed.

She glared at him with a mixture of contempt, hostility and ... despair? What was wrong with her? She was a vicious tormentor for two days straight and now suddenly she was this weak helpless kitten that needed his help to stand upright. Maybe she was on stimms.

Realization dawned on him. He had used stimms on missions before, when stealth was not an option. The rush of adrenaline and feeling of invulnerability were awesome and the corresponding lows were terrible. If she had been overdoing stimms, it would explain her erratic behavior.

Luckily, babysitting recovering junkies was something he had a lot of practice in. He would take care of her until her body processed the withdrawal and then talk to her. It was sad to see that poor, helpless creature and compare it to the bewitchingly beautiful and terrifying witch that had tormented him for the last couple of days. They were stuck on this planet together and he wasn't going to lose his only companion. Alien witch that she might be.

This is some good writing, good stuff

>>46272156
yeah, I gotta cook now. I will be back soonish.

keeping this thread up

Is this a trick question?

The real best choice is tsundere who becomes yandere after you melt her cold facade.

>>46272319
yes mr murderhobo.

>>46266585

>Turbo autism, activate!

>>46267035

They do regularly. For example, Duke Sliscus was originally a Commorrite. The Corsairs codex uses a roughly equal split of DE and CE weapons for a reason. Corsairs consist of basically anyone who said "fuck this" from either the Dark City or a craftworld.

AFAIK the former DE Corsairs probably wear spirit stones and are less insane than previously. Not 100% on that though.

Hell, there's even an example (in a Black Library book, though) of a DE converting to the Paths and living on a Craftworld. The other choice was death, so it wasn't entirely voluntary.

>>46273025
yeah, paths of the eldar

>>46269608
>Total warhammer
it's gonna be mediocre desu

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>>46273384
CA makes awesome waifus.

So I have a girl who beats the shit out of me going "ITS NOT LIKE IM DOING THIS COS I LIKE YOU"

or a girl who kills me when I look at another girl

Seems like a lose-lose

>>46273644
You need the other type of yandere. Who just kills the girl instead of you and puts you on a pedestal.

>>46273762

I don't know any girls so that would be ok, then again elves are shit

>>46273419
Day one DLC : Waifus edition gibe me boney pleazeh

>>46274248
twg had a gladiatrix stepping over a barbarian's crotch a long time ago. I really hope I saved that pic. The point is CA makes top tier waifus.
>gonna ask sexual favors from damsels with my witch hunters

>>46271894

The next few weeks were busy for both of them. Lahamann knew that the withdrawal symptoms were a bitch and turned even the most reasonable of men into raving cultists. Whatever this woman was, she wasn't reasonable by any measure of comprehension.

He found that out when he got up after she had fallen asleep. He noticed that she was bleeding. Was she attacked by someone? Were they stalking them even now? Then he saw her hair. Unbound, her locks came down to her feet. It was a sleek black curtain soaked in blood. He turned her over and saw the culprit. Embedded in her hair were vicious hooks that were made for cutting flesh. Her falling asleep on them was making her bleed. She must have spent the night in agony.

He had gathered enough supplies to last them for nearly a year, and he really didn't want to explore while a mad witch with hooks in her hair was suffering from withdrawal. So he spent the rest of the day removing the hooks from her hair. Another thing bootcamp hadn't trained him for. His sister would be much better at this than her.

In the end he cut away the locks that had entwined in those hooks. There were dozens of them, and he was glad to be rid of the wicked things. Exactly what sort of girl wore murderhooks in her hair? It wasn't a question worth considering.

He had to make sure she didn't cut herself with her edgy armor. They didn't have infinite medical supplies. Stripping her naked was perhaps the most nerve wracking thing he had done. He got rid of her gauntlets first, carefully making sure that the edges wouldn't stab his fingers. She had painted her nails blue, the same blue as her eyes.
Then he removed her boots. She was wearing knee high socks underneath them, he noted, their black contrasting beautifully with the alabaster of her thighs. Despite his noble intentions, he felt his loins stiffening. After all she was as weak as a kitten and had tormented him long enough when she was on her drug induced highs.

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>>46274864

Oh Yes, this is the right direction.

>>46275268
wait, you are still reading this?

is someone screencapping this? I am writing this on the spot

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>>46275581
On mobile currently, otherwise I would. Please continue!!

>>46234680
Not, "I have altered our deal, pray I do not alter it further."

Be ashamed.

>>46274864

>Despite his noble intentions, he felt his loins stiffening

pls don't b rape

>>46276405
you will find out soon enough

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>>46275336

free smut with the slight chance due to drug withdrawals that are dark eldar might not be so dark?

Damn right I'm reading it.

>>46276405

Its worse, hand holding, kisses, telling secrets into the night.

>>46274864
Maybe raping her would be just desserts. After all she wasn't human, despite the fact that she was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, and he surely deserved some form of compensation. The rational part of his mind was warning him of the sins of temptation, and sounding like dusty old company priest.

Memories of the old man had a remarkable effect of dampening his erection. The old Father was just that kind of man. Taking a deep breath and looking squarely at her face, he made to remove her breastplate. He needed to bandage her and clean her back to make sure that she didn't catch any kind of infection. So he managed to undo her armor, with his fingers suddenly becoming numb as they touched her skin. Her body was not as cold as last night. In fact it felt rather warm and inviting. He barely managed to undo her armor before he glanced at the half naked body.

He was erect again, and doubted even the old father would be if he were here. The witch's breasts were perfectly round hemispheres, like alabaster mounds. her areolas were slightly pink, and her nipples a darker shade of the same color. Just seeing her lie nearly naked before him made him want to remove what remained of her clothes and take her as she lay.

He grabbed his knife and strapped it to his boot and grabbed the nearest bottle of alcohol. Might as well make it a picnic. Lahamann saw her stir. She was beginning to wake. Good, that would make it easier.

Lilyth felt weak, her nightmares where she was sold to haemonoculus Margoz and used for his pleasure were frightening her. Her body was reacting terribly to the absence her personal cocktail of drugs in her bloodstream. Without the constant high, her life felt like it was constantly crashing down. She was afraid of waking up and going to sleep. When she woke, she could barely manage to crawl a little way before the pain in her back made her fall nearly faint. When she looked at the sky, the clouds looked like the faces of her slaves

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>>46234423
general warning to those that take elf waifuing too far

>>46276831

POST FASTER

>>46276638
dang. do you rike it?
>>46276706
thats too graphic I prefer using things like
THEN THE MANLY ORC GRABBED THE ELF MAIDENS TENDER UNSPOILED ASS AND SHOVED THIS THUNDEROUS DICK IN BEFORE SHOUTING "FOR THE HORDE"

>>46276940
Zug zug...

PS: I have to go to bed here, but keep going. You have my support

>>46276014
>Eldar rune tattoo
Who is this grill??

>>46276923
It takes time to make text less shitty

>>46234423
Bitch I asked for a Satyxis

>>46277129
shut up and take your waifu,

>>46276831
Without her drugs to sharpen and alter her senses, she could see their faces clearly. She remembered the face of the young boy who had a beautiful voice. He couldn't simply be allowed to lose such a voice to puberty, so she had snipped off the offending organ with his comically round ears. She now saw the full horror and despair in those big brown eyes and saw their light slowly dim as he spent years in a cage she used to entertain her guests. The full horror of what that miserable creature went through hit her like a tidal wave and she bowled over, too overcome by sorrow to cry. Just a mind numbing sense of horror.
She was seeing these visions every time she opened her eyes, and she was afraid they were driving her mad. She tried to reason that she needed to do that, otherwise she would die, but the visions did not stop. She wondered if they ever would.

She was aware of a pair of eyes looking at her as she woke up from her latest nightmare. She had been abandoned to the humans after a raid had not gone as well and they were going to burn her alive after having their way with her. She stirred softly and opened her eyes. The human was staring at her with lust in his eyes. She could see him staring at her entire, before realizing that she was not wearing her armor anymore. Had he stripped her while she was sleeping?

With a flash that was too fast for a human, he brought his knife to her throat. He leaned in, rubbing his body against her and bringing his mouth very close to her ears. She could feel his stubble scratch her shoulder, and heard him inhale, taking in the scent of her hair.

"Listen to me very carefully. I want you to turn around and lay on your back. If you are good enough, I might not even hurt you - much." That last word was uncomfortably distant from the others. To emphasize his point he brought the knife very close to her eyes.

Shivering uncontrollably Lilyth did as she was told, keenly aware that the human was caressing her thighs.

>>46277711

DROPPED

Rape is fucking shit tier

>>46277711
nice. acquiring dubs while writing smut makes it all the sweeter.

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>>46277711
Good shit, keep it up...

>>46277798
he hasn't raped her yet

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Uppity bump

They didn't misunderstand, anon. I would love a yandere waifu.

>>46234802
...this is the type of gf I want... Especially the breaking in to your house to masturbate under your bed part.

>>46278269
She'd probably rub her naughty bits on your pillow to mark you with her scent and pheromones too.

>>46277830

I'll wait for the next part then, this is taking a long fucking time I might just go to bed

>>46276940

I'm still here m8.

you hit my fetish of a happy ending in more ways then one I'll cum buckets. Otherwise good writing so far, could be up there from the smut I read in /tg/ and /d/.

>>46277711
She braced herself for what was going to happen next, and only hoped he wasn't too rough. She slowly stole a glance at him as she felt his hand on her buttocks, probing in an exploratory manner. She breathed deeply, steeling her mind for what was going to happen next. She had seen the cruel grin on the human's face, and knew what it meant. What happened next shocked her.
The human got up and she heard a bottle being opened and the human gulping something. The next thing she felt was a searing pain on her back as the human dropped some infernal liquid on her body. He was really going to burn her. Her nightmares had come true.

The next thing she felt was rough hands on her back moving with surprising gentleness as he massaged her with dexterous fingers. For the next few moments, her pain racked body enjoyed the sensations as the human cleaned her back all the way down to her waist before she felt strips of cloth pressed against her skin.

With a not quite so unpleasant shock, she realized what the human was doing and readily turned around as a hand grabbed her shoulder. The human was focused on staring at her belly as he finished wrapping up the bandages starting with those on her chest. He then steadily moved downward as he began tying the others together. She was vaguely aware he was humming a tune while he was doing this.

Lilyth tried to focus on on the tune. It seemed simple enough, the beats were evenly spaced and even with her senses in disarray she picked up quite easily. Once he was done, he helped her sit down on a log.

"not quite a field hospital, but it will do. I am sorry about your hair, but the hooks had to go"

Her hands went up to the back of her head as she tousled her hair. The human had cut off the hooks and kept her hair intact. She was vaguely aware that the human was looking at her with a mixture of desire and - pity. For the first time in forever, she smiled in a way that was not a threat, a genuine heartwarming smile.

>>46278497
just posted the next line

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>>46278611
wow, I must be slow or you guys must be fast readers.

>>46278516

Redeemed, thread is going to die soon though, if you carry it on link to the next thread or where ever you will be carrying it on in the thread so I can read the rest tomorrow

>>46278620

Well if you are the non English writer, Its not that long of a post to go through. its still enjoyable in its current form, and the quality is top notch. Hopefully a couple anons are screen capping it for posting in story threads.

>>46278641
yeah. About that. I can only stretch it so far, and 40 posts is a lot of place to fit smut in.

>>46278679
I am the guy who picked up after the first two posts and have been writing ever since. the 2k character limit really hobbles my choice of words.

>>46234913

That story was a great read.

>>46278729
post the story faggot.

>>46278269
I feel like if you are going to break in, dont go under my bed, as she would know that would scare the shit out of me and i would dissaprove.
Also, I feel like Yandere would lose it novelty once you do fall in love with her.

>>46278754
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Hesperax%27s_Pet

Should be this one.

>>46278833
I see. Now to keep writing or read that story, that is the question

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>>46278914

Well i'm enjoying your's much more so far due to its current direction, so I'll beg you to continue writing.

>>46277129
>likes trash fantasy settings

>>46278516

The next few days were progressively getting better for her. The human told her that her wounds might have been infected and the fever was giving her nightmares and hallucinations. It would seem her body was slowly but steadily adapting to the absence of the drugs, but the hooks and the infection from their was the cause of most of her nightmares.

She was recovering day by day. The human seemed to be using all the stock of alcohol in cleaning and dressing the wounds on her back, and while she didn't like the sharp pangs of pain, they were more than compensated for with the human's rough but gentle touch along her back. Her nightmares were now a distant memory now that her body was fighting the infection and as she felt the withdrawal symptoms recede, she felt her mind was sharply focused on her environment for the first time in her life.

She woke up one day to stare at the clouds, and for the first time, she could appreciate their shapes and colors without the maddening nightmares that they brought. She lay there, on the ground in her expanding collection of furs watching the different shapes go by for hours, comparing them to the leaves of the trees around her, or the pieces of smoked meat that she had now developed a taste for.

It was only as the sun was setting that she realized that she didn't hadn't had any visions of madness or nightmares in over a day. The reddening sky was the most beautiful thing she had ever seen in her life, and she wanted to share it with the human who had helped her see it.

Suddenly she realized that she hadn't seen the human since last evening. He should have returned by now. Panic seized her. She had forgotten where she was during these last few weeks. This was a hostile world in every sense of the word. The Asrai did not love her kind, and the entire world was attuned to them. They might have found her human and captured him. She shuddered to think what they might have been doing to him.

>>46279397

Lahamann was done filling up his amsec bottles with water. Treating her for these few days, he had nearly finished the stock. It was alcohol well spent though. For starters, he wasn't suffering from hangovers anymore. And watching her heal meant that his first aid skills were not rusty. Amsec was a handy disinfectant, no matter what the bleeding hearts of the brass said. Also, those empty bottles meant that he could always store more water from the stream. Stupidly optimistic was a good way to describe his current mental state. He was still stuck on a hostile world and using medical supplies on a xeno witch.

The sun was beginning to go over the horizon when he returned back to the extraction point. A large collection of furs and the xeno woman's presence had turned the place into a more comfortable home than his quarters on the rogue trader's ship. To be completely honest, the latter's presence was far more comforting than the former. Sure the sleeping pallets paled in comparison to magnificent furs he now slept in, but her presence made all the difference.

He had come very close to raping her. He didn't lie to himself. He knew that if he hadn't seen the wounds on her back, he would have raped her. It was the moment of truth for him, and he knew he had succeeded when he felt horrified by the wounds instead of feeling aroused at the shape and feeling of her buttocks.

Everything that happened after was as a mechanical reaction. To steady his fingers as he cleaned her back, he had begun to hum the cadences he still remembered from boot camp. In the days that followed, he had noticed the xeno humming the tune from time to time. It was a coarse cadence, a farewell to the dead, but her voice made it sound more beautiful than an ecclisiarchial choir singing the saint's lament. He could listen to her sing that cadence all day. She was just that kind of girl. He had seen that she was a completely different person off her drugs and stimms.

Enjoyed the read so far.

Bumpity bump

>>46280232
She was there, looking over in his direction intently. When she recognized him, her shoulders slumped a little. Lahamann wondered if she had sighed when she had seen him. She moved forward a little and jumped off the log she was standing on before walking in his direction.

He had to admit, she was a striking figure even though she was covered in thick furs. She had regained her poise and her bearing, and now walked with a grace that would make a hive princess look like a whore. Even in her bandages and a collection of furs that served as her cloak, she was still the most beautiful woman he had seen in his life.

He raised a hand in greeting and walked too her side, just a trifle too quick - he noticed. waved a hand in return, and beckoned him to sit on a the log she had been standing on. This was his favorite part of the day. The two of them talked about what they had seen. To be fair, it was mostly her talking while he listened. He could listen to her talk about her stubbed toe all day, and lose himself in that melodious voice.

He was broken out of his reverie when she looked at him with a mischievous twinkle in her eyes and an amused smile on her lips.

"I am sorry, I lost track of what you were saying"

"Because you were admiring me, yes?" She said in a mock questioning voice. Was he really that easy to read?

"Let me tell you what, you can keep admiring me. I don't mind that. Just tell me your name."

"Nahum Lahamann, ma'am"

She laughed, a beautiful sound. He wondered if this is what angels sounded like.

"So prompt, so respectful. I suppose you still remain my bodyguard." She sighed.

He wanted to answer her but she placed a forefinger on his lips.
"Very well, bodyguard Nahum Lahamann, fetch the last of your spirits and tell me all about your life."

And so, sitting in a clearing on an alien world, Nahum Lahamann told the story of his life to a woman he had met less than a month ago, and would gladly remain with for the rest of his life.

real talk, do you guys think this ends on a comfy note here? I am a little afraid stretching this too much might ruin the entire thing.

>>46281303
Thank you

>>46281332
Yup. That'll do anon, that'll do.

>>46281410
alright then, think of a title.

>>46281332

Its your story. I've enjoyed the ride so far and got no problem with it finishing shortly. I'd definitely would love to see more of your work in the future.

>>46281431
oh and someone better screencap this. I would hate to lose this

>>46281431
Shit, I don't know. Maybe some cheesy parallel LCB title like Hate can wither.

>>46281478
Perfect.

Just realized that I wrote all this because I wanted to bump the thread for eldar waifu pics.

>>46281452

Saving to a word doc, plan to posted it to suptg sometime tomorrow.

>>46281635
thanks, I wonder if it can snuggle into 1d4chan.

>>46281667

Honestly I think i'll stick it there since I think its just a regular wiki.

>>46281755
thanks senpai.

Now how about some of those pics.

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>>46281791

I'll dump what i got until my sleeping aid kicks in.

>>46266452
I would like to thank Gurm for making my story as magical as this.

Hey, speaking of which, I kinda wrote a short scenario where angron gets picked up by the eldar instead of getting fucked by them. I kinda want ideas on where to take the story further.

So guys, would some of your really and honestly be willing to defect just 'cause you and this one Eldar chick; or Eldar guy for the womenz, didn't immediately pull the trigger on one another and or suddenly fell in love after gawking at one another?

Assuming any of you all are lowly Imperial grunts who loathe your current imperial lives, you'd you really defect and go Love Can Bloom all over again?

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>>46282227

Depends on the reason for the war honestly. Even if we didn't shoot each other, I would treat it as other aspects were such exchanged of 'humanity' have shown itself in times of war.

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>>46281503
well, the gods have answered.

>>46281450

I wrote this story too.

>>46282227
maybe. As long as you feel that he/she is the one. I would fight slaanesh if I could be with my waifu

Well guys, this was a comfy thread. Thanks to the anon who posted the first two blurbs that helped me write the thing. Now I can finally read that lilith hesperax smut on the wiki

>>46282227

Let's see...

>Go home to industrial meatgrinder dystopian totalitarian theocratic hellhole and die (or don't, actually, since I'll never see home again and I'm just going to be sent to die in some other conflict against face-eating virus bugs, AND/OR be purged for having seen xenos face-to-face)

Versus

>Go to her home, the realm of abject terror and torturous nightmare beings, but at least have a qt DEldar protector gf who knows her way around

Land of the shambling torture-rape-victim corpse constructs and shadows that eat you it is, then...

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>>46235105
Kingdom of heaven is a state of mind.

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>>46282476

Its a good read. Confirms my fetish of happy endings with loving individuals is the correct one to have.

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>>46282517
mine or the hesperax one?

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>>46262007
>Sunset found her squatting in the grass,

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>>46282536

Both, but I read the pet one first many months ago.

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>>46282577
hey, as long as its not squad broken