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The question hangs heavy between you.

It's a pretty good damned question.

“... Graf Spee,” you say quietly. “The heavy cruiser they named after him. She got screwed over in almost the same damn spot, by the same enemy.” You shake your head. “That was always one of my favorite ships when I was growing up... dunno why, just had a soft spot for her. Liked the concept - pocket battleship, eleven inch guns - even the way she waged that final battle, three against one. That twist of fate...” you sigh. “Maybe it was too much.”

“Fate,” Hate states into the gloom, his diction sermon-heavy. “You ever think much about Fate, Skipper?”

You pause, nonplussed. “Not in as many words.”

“You know what's in my will, right?”

“Yeah. Float you out in full battle-rattle on a longboat, have a Hate-be-que to send you off.”

He gives you a lopsided grin, but there's no heart behind it. “Yeah. It *is* more than just a gimmick to me, though.”

“I can see the appeal in holding out for smoking-hot angel-babes to carry one off to valhalla after the final showdown,” you reply, “but if you try telling me things are already written I'm going to quote Lawrence of Arabia at you.”

“Not for us,” Hate replies. “But... maybe for them.” He nods at Tatsuta. “What happened to the Graf Spee is... well, it's one thing. But last night. Last night was another. The Andau, Settle.”

“... what about her?”

“The Sunda Straight is, what - seventy miles from where the Edsall was sunk?”

An unsettling itch creeps up your back. “So?”
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>>46213120
FIRST
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“What are the chances?” Hate asks you. “An obsolete, worn-out ship - smaller than modern examples of her class, even - showing up at the last second to launch a defiant torpedo attack? Christ, skipper, most ships don't even *carry* twenty-one inch tubes anymore - anywhere. Really... what were the chances?”

You bite your lip, not sure how to answer that.

“... I'm sorry, by the way.”

“... what did you just say?” you ask, not quite sure you heard right.

“I'm apologizing, fuckface,” Hate replies with a little heat. “There, do you recognize me again?”

“Much better.”

He snorts. “That thing I said about fraternization-” he glances down at his lap, where Tenryuu is still fast asleep, and sighs. “I thought you were doing that pussy shit, that - that -” he snaps his fingers a few times, tapping his head with his knuckles - “that papa bear shit.”

“You mean I shouldn't?” you reply, your voice deadly calm.

He meets your gaze steadily. “I didn't know we'd see it the same way, skipper. I didn't know we'd both be *pissed off.*”

Another of those silences rolls through the room.

“There's something *about* them, isn't there?” Hate says softly. “Something that cuts right to the nerve, right to the *core.* They're not killing for personal gain, or survival, or because someone's asking them to - not anymore. They're killing out of a grudge. They're killing for the *fun* of it.”

Hate has stopped swearing - and that makes you start to sweat.
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“I wanted back into the fight,” Hate continues. “Wanted back in to finish what I started. To be what I'm meant to be. That part, I can get.” He looks down at Tenryuu - the gauze over eyes is wet, and she seems to be shivering a little - weeping in her sleep. “But these... *things,*” he mutters, the word dripping from his lips with disgust, “aren't interested in that. I'm not just a Marine. I'm a United States Marine. I'm supposed to die defending everything good and just in this world. But abyssals, they've got power, and they just want to flex it. Like a little boy pulling the wings off a fly, just because he can.”

Hate closes his eyes.

“They have no creed,” Hate says quietly, “beyond themselves. They have no conviction, beyond selfish glee. They're smart enough to know, too. They just don't give a fuck.” His eyes open, fixed on a point past the far wall. “I'm sure they all have their reasons. Bitter fates included. But I know what fate awaits betrayers and kin-slayers. And I'll see that they find it.”

Hate's voice is like DC current; simple, steady and carrying a numbing shock when it touches you. A direct feed to something deeper, something darker, something fell and familiar.

Very, very familiar.

“You want to talk to them?”

And like that, the spell is broken. “Wait, what?”

“Talk to them,” Hate sighs. “Fucking brass hats - you forget to have your aide yank your pull-string today? Fuck.”

“Uh, I... yeah,” you say stupidly. “Yeah, just-”

“Just one,” Hate informs you. “Tenryuu - got herself so worked up, just-” he shakes his head. “They need to not be talking to one another right now, okay?”

[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.

[ ] Tenryuu. Tatsuta is cooler than an eskimo's ass, but Tenryuu might not do so well without the support of her sister.
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>>46213178
>[X] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
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>>46213178
>[X] Tenryuu. Tatsuta is cooler than an eskimo's ass, but Tenryuu might not do so well without the support of her sister.
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>>46213178
>[X] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
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>>46213178
>[X] Tenryuu. Tatsuta is cooler than an eskimo's ass, but Tenryuu might not do so well without the support of her sister.

Tats is fucking OUT, lets talk to Tenryuu. We could even talk about SWORDS
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So wait Planefag hated what Navy and his ilk did SOOOOO much that he made all of the Nazibotes evil now?

Fucking why?
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>>46213178
>>[X] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
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>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
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>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
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>>46213178
>[ ] Tenryuu. Tatsuta is cooler than an eskimo's ass, but Tenryuu might not do so well without the support of her sister.
She needs the support. She relies a lot on her sister, much as she wants to deny it, and we could probably be a good whipping boy of sorts for her to vent.
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>>46213178
>[x] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
And that's how it starts. The fever, the rage... that turns good people cruel
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>>46213219
We only know about the SMS Scharnhorst and Gneisenau.

I'm willing to chalk it up to coincidence.
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>>46213178
>[X] Tenryuu. Tatsuta is cooler than an eskimo's ass, but Tenryuu might not do so well without the support of her sister.
>>46213219
You're adorable.
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>>46213219
Not Nazi boats. Original SMS Scharnhorst and Gneisenau from WWI.
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>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
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>>46212917

Somehow try to get one of the "Logistics" suits, and just try to weld on as much armour as possible.

I mean, that's how I imagine most people would react when they find powered exoskeletons.
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>>46213120
>“I can see the appeal in holding out for smoking-hot angel-babes to carry one off to valhalla after the final showdown,”

Isn't this literally what shipgirls are? Valhalla and valkyries, all wrapped in one?
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>>46213178
>[X] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.

Let's try to help the one not claimed by hate.
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>>46213178
>[x] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
i'm sure she'll be overjoyed
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>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
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>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
If Tenryuu needs the support of her sister then we should see to her sister, not her
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>>46213219
No, we're talking about WW1 warships.

WW2 nazi-botes are cool.
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>>46213178
>[ ] Tenryuu. Tatsuta is cooler than an eskimo's ass, but Tenryuu might not do so well without the support of her sister.
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>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
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>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
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>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
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>>46213178
>[ ] Tenryuu.
Remember, this is what happens when you don't follow orders.
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>>46213219

FUcking nope. The nazi ships were named after these.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMS_Scharnhorst
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMS_Gneisenau
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>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
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>>46213198
Somewhere way back when, you posted something about getting a Naka figure to display on your desk.
I may possibly be obtaining one very shortly.

So... are you still interested in such?
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>>46213178
>[X] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
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>>46213178
>[x] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.

>Captcha is boats, and I don't have any alcohol, fuck.
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>>46213219
Wrong krauts, you dumbfuck
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>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.

God damn it Hate.
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>>46213178
>[x] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
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>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
Tenryuu needs her support to make it through this. That means we need to support HER.
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>>46213178
>[X] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
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>>46213219
WW1 German ships got utterly wrecked in stupid ways.

>the battle of Jutland

Best naval joke and best abyssal bait. We mention it and they'll come running. If we ever want to capture an abyssal, just list off list of naval blunders and somebody will bite the hook.
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>>46213281
>filename

AHA
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>>46213317

Fucking what. What the fuck are you bitching about at me now. What possible fucking thing do you have to fucking complain about, other than them getting fucked up. What.
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>>46213178
[x] Tatsuta

Pic unrelated
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>>46213120
>[X] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
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>>46213152
>He meets your gaze steadily. “I didn't know we'd see it the same way, skipper. I didn't know we'd both be *pissed off.*”
Oh Hate, you finally see the wisdom~
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>>46213178
>But I know what fate awaits betrayers and kin-slayers. And I'll see that they find it.”

Something tells me Hate would rather enjoy seeing what happened in the CIC / hearing that phone conversation when Settle blew right past the rage-gauge.
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>>46213341

Are you sleeping with the two of them?

Because you totally should be sleeping with the two of them.
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>>46213178
[x] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
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>>46213178
>[ ] Tenryuu. Tatsuta is cooler than an eskimo's ass, but Tenryuu might not do so well without the support of her sister.
Chunnibote's bluster hides a lot more fragility than she likes to admit. She'll need someone to lean on.
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>>46213341
Marine and officer.

Nothing goes wrong and you will still get blamed
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>>46213178
>[ ] Tenryuu. Tatsuta is cooler than an eskimo's ass, but Tenryuu might not do so well without the support of her sister.
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>>46213341
Don't mind the idiot. You keep taking care of them while they recover.

Well, when you have the time.

>>46213359
I'm fairly sure he heard it after coming back to base.
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>>46213367
Pretty sure Tenryuu's into Hate. Not sure if the reverse is true.
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>>46213367
Fuck you, the only boat Hate should sleep with is Iowa.

JAP WOMEN GO HOME, unless you are Naka. Then you can stay and make babies.
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>>46213219
THIS JUST IN. NAZI'S LIKE TO RECYCLE NAMES FOR THEIR BOATS.
READING COMPREHENSION AND THE NEED TO START SHIT IS ALSO INVERSELY PROPORTIONAL
NEWS AT ELEVEN.
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>>46213369

Isn't she already leaning on Hate?
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>>46213344
>dat pic doe
pffffft
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>>46213335
Well, at least the Emden gave us an entertaining story.
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>>46213265
>>46213266
>>46213268
>>46213288
>>46213303
>>46213316
>>46213335
Well pardon the fuck out of me for not being a naval historian, like apparently 3/4s of the thread.

>>46213341
He is bitching at you cuz he wanted his waifu to have some screen time. Ignore him.
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>>46213391

I think Tats fancies Hate. She absolutely knows when hes watching.
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>>46213412
You could have just googled it before you opened your ignorant mouth.
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>>46213412
this is a quest literally about 70-80 year old ships, so no shit
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>>46213400
Literally, even
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>>46213412
Google is your friend you retarded fuck. Probably the only friend you'll find in this thread.
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>>46213424
>True American Dream
>Not pointed at boobs
0/10 anon.
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>>46213412
It's something even a quick google search could have clarified.

Also, more importantly, USS Massachusetts when?
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>>46213412
You're in a thread about old ships coming back to life as little girls and boys, of course it'll be filled with ship nerds.

The question is why are you not one yourself. Fix yourself, seaman~
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>>46213178
>[ ] Tenryuu. Tatsuta is cooler than an eskimo's ass, but Tenryuu might not do so well without the support of her sister.
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>>46213412
>Well pardon the fuck out of me for not paying attention.
No.
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>>46213152
>“I didn't know we'd see it the same way, skipper. I didn't know we'd both be *pissed off.*”

NOW YOU SEE, AS WE SEE
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>>46213455
Fuck that.
Showboat WHEN?
A Wash is fine too.
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>>46213178
>[X] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.
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>>46213424
>SEVERELY out of uniform
>saluting with the hand to the forehead, not the cover
>saluting with the wrong half of the arm parallel to the deckplates
Soup sandwich/10, send back to boot.
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Stupid paper shipgirls when?
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>>46213486
Showbote class wasn't THICK enough.
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>>46213412
>Well pardon the fuck out of me for not being a naval historian,
IT'S CALLED PAYING ATTENTION MOTHERFUCKER
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>>46213477
HOPE RIDES ALLLLOOOONNNNEEE.

>>46213516
Don't be too hard on him. Even when people think they're paying attention, they aren't paying attention.

Hell, I'm not really paying attention to the thread either.
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>>46213455
>>46213446
>>46213441
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>>46213471
Well fuck, i know how to produce fucking salt now apparently, just insult the wrong ship with the same name. Fine then, im sorry i didn't know about the propensity of the Germans to reuse ship names.

>>46213456
Im here because its Planefag running the quest which implies several things:
1. The quest wont suddenly fucking die with no warning for reasons.
2. The quest is reliably on time (Usually), and when its not there is usually an explanation given as to why when it does not run.
3. The writing isnt fucking horrible like 99% of quests on /tg/.
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>>46213420
Tats did eye-fuck the fuck out of Hate before they set out. Wouldn't put it past her to offer a threesome as a way to fluster Tenryuu and as a serious offer.
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This is what that was supposed to be.
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>>46213508
All dem VLS cells
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>>46213178
I would say Tatsuta, but she needs her fucking rest. Waking her up is a BAD IDEA.

>[X] Tenryuu. Tatsuta is cooler than an eskimo's ass, but Tenryuu might not do so well without the support of her sister.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8uxobO3FCM
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>>46213547
>1. The quest wont suddenly fucking die with no warning for reasons.

Nobody say a fucking word.
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>>46213547
>wont suddenly fucking die with no warning for reasons.
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>>46213412
Good fucking Sir, My god damn Waifu is not in this fucking thread yet. Unless the German ships have shown up then I fear for when planefag gores the shit out of them.

>>46213341
Stop being a good fucking guy Hate.
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How do you delete a post?
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>>46213508
If there isn't a big red button labelled "Fuck Everything" I will be sorely disappointed.
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>>46213574
You didnt kill SWQ suddenly for no reason, even if you think you did. I could tell by the end you were running out of steam.
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Speak of Massachusetts since she started this train of thought.

If fuel capacity equals breast size then how will tankers look?

Picture is of the USS Cabaha refueling the USS Iowa and the carrier USS Shangri-La at the same time.
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>>46213536
what
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>>46213574
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>>46213574
Hey, I didn't say damn thing
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>>46213562
>Iowa shipgirl vs. her abyssal paper ship doppleganger when?

OH NO, NOT ME
WE NEVER LOST CONTROL
YOU'RE FACE
TO FACE
WITH THE SHIP THAT SOLD THE WORLD
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>>46213547
>1. The quest wont suddenly fucking die with no warning for reasons.

So... who want's to tell him?
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>>46213547
>1. The quest wont suddenly fucking die with no warning for reasons.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
>>46213574

NO FUCK YOU, HE DESERVES TO KNOW
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>>46213608
Wrong picture, want to delete it.
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>>46213574
Goddamnit, you know that drawing attention to it is the best way for someone to say something.
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>>46213601
Check the box next to your post. On the bottom of the page, there's a delete post button
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>>46213607
>USS Shangri-La

????
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>>46213547
>Well fuck, i know how to produce fucking salt now apparently, just post without thinking.
Yup. Tried and true method.
>The quest wont suddenly fucking die with no warning for reasons.
Don't stop being adorable.
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>>46213574
Hahaha
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>>46213668
Right after the news of the Doolittle Raid happened, one of the Essex-class already under construction was renamed Shangri-La. She went on to serve until around the 60s.
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>>46213668
An actual US carrier
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>>46213668
How is that confusing?

(pic unrelated, but cool.)
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>>46213574
you're gonna carry that albatross
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>>46213630
God damn it they're making pictures like this already? I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
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>>46213663
Thank you. That was not supposed to be there.
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>>46213335
Yeah, the british BC must be a bit miffed about all those little oopsies that happened there.
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>>46213178
>[ ] Tatsuta. You've been in her place - you know what to say, better than anyone, and it looks like Hate already saw to Tenryuu.

Since she doesn't get as emotional as Tenryuu and we know what to say, we should try to help her. I think Tenryuu can get the help she needs from Hate.
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>>46213737
There was porn of Iowa the day after she was released.
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>>46213574
While he's busy wallowing in despair...

Welcome to KCQ! Where the routes are locked and the votes don't matter!
That's right! The votes don't matter, just like your favorite ship girl!

Tonight! Things you can say about your boat but not your ship girl!
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>>46213574
And it was this very day that KCQ died.

Some say it was Zeus being angry he couldn't fuck the ship girls

Some say that planefag died of heavy metal poisoning due to the immense irony of one post.

Yet others say that the Quest didn't actually die and I'm making shit up for a quick laugh.

No one will ever know the truth.
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>>46213737
Trust me sir there's worst. Look under her tag on Danbooru. Or go to Pixev.
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>>46213749
Wasn't the BC faced at the Bonin Islands HMS Royal Mary or something like that? She was one of them.
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>>46213737
Dude. Do not doubt the rule 34. Do I need to mention what happened to New Jersey?
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>Theres a USS Winston Churchill.
>has an RN officer permanently stationed onboard at all times.

Fucking Bongaboos I swear.
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>>46213737

>>46213763
Fucking this.
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>>46213503
Iowa is a proud, independent ship girl who don't need no regulation.
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>>46213737
Introduction-to-smut time for any female character known to exist in Japan is rarely over a week and almost never over a month.
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>>46213764
She's taking on water!
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>>46213764
"Ah! Nice trim sailor!"
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>>46213763
This doesn't surprise me at all really.
>>46213776
Mhm, I... don't know if I want to.
>>46213790
I've fucking seen those.
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>>46213737
Kantai Collection Kan Colle Naka Light Cruiser Figure Anime TAITO
Item price $11.05
Quantity 1
Item number 262307560314
Shipping service Standard Int'l Shipping
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>>46213764
"Goddamn, you're heavier than I thought. Better cut down on the food cargo."
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>>46213764
"ALL HANDS! PREPARE FOR BOARDING!"
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>>46213794
Apparently there was a scandal on board as the ship's female captain (USN) repeatedly harassed and apparently assaulted the navigations officer (RN).
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>>46213764
"Nice aft"
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>>46213790
link?
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>>46213764
She's got a lot of strong and fit seamen aboard.
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>>46213794
Okay, that's it. I'm officially certain. Congress can no longer be trusted to name ships.
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>>46213335

VOTES CALLED
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>>46213764
"I think she's too wide. The drag is slowing her down."
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>>46213764
I think the stern was built a little too big.
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>>46213764
"She's big enough to land a C-130 on!"
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>>46213790
W-what happened to New Jersey?
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>>46213790
You meant the one that was from that one story on Es Bee?
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I'm going to bed. I'll see just where this slow motion train wreck ended up tomorrow.
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>>46213877
Seriously, we need to bait the abyssals with an old embarrassing naval battle at least once.
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>>46213826
I'll go take a look, thanks.
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>>46213764
"Oh no. she has clams-I mean barnacles!"
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>>46213857
abaft*
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>>46213764
You should see how fast her binge pumps run when I turn 'em on!
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>>46213764
"Look at the size of those fuel tanks!"
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>>46213887
Aka every us carrier after the Forstal class.
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>>46213865

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=new_jersey_%28belated_battleships%29

There's some stuff that *was* there and doesn't seem to be anymore. (not that I'm complaining. The other stuff was... janky in the anatomy department.)
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>>46213764
"Look, I don't care if her stern tubes are black inside. A relining will fix that and she'll be as good as new"
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>>46213868
Congress does not name ships. The Secretary of the Navy does. (Which is why we have such bullshit as the USS Gabrielle Giffords and the USNS Cesar Chavez, but that's beside the point.)
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>>46213923
Actually if you hit the delete option you can see them
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>>46213764
"You can fit a dozen guys down there!"
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>>46213923
I think I know what you're referring too, but since this is a blue board, I'll post it after the thread is done.
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>>46213781
Yes. Queen Mary IIRC.
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>>46213955
Whoever is the guy who keeps naming ships after Presidents needs to stop.

Ships used to have cool names, but honestly I don't really want a USS President Whomever to be our only carrier names. Boring as fuck. Even more boring than naming something "Infinity"
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>>46213764
She's a great sub, goes down at the drop of a hat.
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>>46213764
"She's small but she makes a hell of a noise!"
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So, instead of working on AWOL, I took a couple days of misguided inspiration to bastardize some good 'ol sea shanties! ENJOY!

http://pastebin.com/1qgR9VFt
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http://pastebin.com/iCge2JBc
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>>46213955
the terrible, inevitable consequence of "fish don't vote"
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>>46214010
Halsey you dog
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>>46213764
"Yeah I'm gonna get rid of her and get the new model"
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>>46213574
AWiY resuming when?
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>>46213901

Yup. *Belated Battleships.* Would recommenced, but I wrote it, so my word doesn't really count for much.

Instead, have a chunni.
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>>46213668

> When asked where the doolittle raiders took off from, President Roosevelt replied "Shangri-la".

The Navy then gave this name to an aircraft carriers. Later on they picked this ship as a test platform for landing PBJ-1's on a carrier. While the trials were successful, PBJ's were never deployed operationally on carriers.

For the history plebs, the PBJ is the naval patrol version of the B-25 Mitchell, which was the bomber used by the Doolittle raid.
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>>46213917
I honestly wonder what Shipgirls tankers will look like.
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>>46213903
I like the guy looking at it all like "well shit, how did that happen?"
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>>46213808


Alright! Next, I'm going to need a super hero name for Admiral Settle. GO!
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>>46213996
>Whoever is the guy who keeps naming ships after Presidents needs to stop.
While I agree with you, the presidents are better than naming them after congress critters like "John C Stennis."
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>>46214010
I don't know why but i feel sorry for that ship gril/
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>>46213885
Wrong image, can we please move on?
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>>46214054
On the same day, the same ship was used for trials of a carrier-configured version of the P-51, as well.

It was her *first* day of air ops, ever.
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>>46214073
SHIPFUCKER!
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>>46214073
That Crazy Old Man.
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>>46214073
Summoner (because he summons ship-girls).
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>>46214073

Floater
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>>46214073
Admiral America
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>>46214079
I always liked the British scheme of naming ship HMS <superlative adjective>
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>>46214073
"Admiral Cripple! Formerly Captain Cripple!"
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>>46214073
CAPTAIN BALDING!
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>>46214085
Enterprise.
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>>46214010
>the right way to write abyssal Enterprise's personality

"IF HALSEY WON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE, NOBODY WILL LOVE ANYONE EVER AGAIN"

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x38ri0x_symphogear-gx-carol-malus-deinheim-senkin-daurdabla_fun
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>>46214073
Admiral Gaijin
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>>46214073
Old Man Settle.
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>>46214073
ADMIRAL KHORNE
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>>46214073
The Fap Angel
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>>46214073
The Inedible Bulk!
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Post botes.
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>>46214073
The Big Walking Stick!
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>>46214073
Captain "Goes Down on the Ship" Admiral
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>>46214073
Admiral Dogfish
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>>46214073
"Admiral Snake. Because he has no originality!"

Or

"One Star Moron!"
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>>46214073
Glass House
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>>46214073
Suicidal Man!
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>>46214085
That girl is the USS Enterprise

The reason why Hasley, who can be view as her father since he love the girl so much, had to move his flag from her to New Jersey, the other girl, because his health went south and the Iowa class had better medical facilities.
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>>46214073
Admiral Doughnut Steel
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Whose line is it has taken over. How do you feel pf?
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>>46214146
Oh, that's a good one!
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>>46213367

Fuck you, that's my official fucking answer. What the fuck happened to "YAMS TOTALLY WANTS TO FUCK YOU" anyway? what, is this suddenly the thing? Fucking, any girl I show even the least bit of giving a fuck about, and suddenly I need to fuck them till they can't walk? Man, what the fuck is wrong with you fucking people?

>>46213590

No. And I'm not a good fucking guy, stop saying that shit.
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>>46214131
It's a fucking Guided Missile Patrol Boat
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>>46214131
Did someone say botes?!
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>>46214073
Admiral Skittles

Admiral Stabby
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>>46214108
>I always liked the British scheme of naming ship HMS <superlative adjective>
Sadly, their best names of this format are stolen from the french.

Also, they're perfectly fine naming them after royalty, which is just as bad as presidents.
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>>46214140
>goes down with the ship

But Sette never did that and never will.

>Higgins: "Captain? Captain, where are you? Don't leave me alone like this! I can still fight! We both can still fight! Just... come back to me..."
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>>46214169
In our defense you've actually expressed an interest in the chuunibooty, as compared to loudly denying anything to do with the BBs
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>>46214073
The Shrapnel Kid!
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>>46214169
>Fuck you, that's my official fucking answer. What the fuck happened to "YAMS TOTALLY WANTS TO FUCK YOU" anyway? what, is this suddenly the thing? Fucking, any girl I show even the least bit of giving a fuck about, and suddenly I need to fuck them till they can't walk? Man, what the fuck is wrong with you fucking people?
Well... you are a Marine. You guys never really do anything half-way.
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>>46214169
To be fair you did explicitly say you'd want to bone Tenryuu, Tatsuta and/or both.
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>>46214131
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>>46214169
Ignore the idiots, participate in Whose Line Is It.

And keep taking care of those damn fools at base. Valhalla-seeking, death wish filled Marine you are, you might be amongst the sanest there.
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>>46214195
Queen Elizabeth Class a best tho.

Iron Duke comes close.
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>>46214203

Yeah, true. true.

Not like this though. Fucking, not like this. Not after this, even. I don't fuck fucked up chicks.
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>>46214113
>>46214124
>>46214184
Pffffft.

>>46214157
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>>46214098

Alrighty. Lets pull things out of a hat here...

Things you can say about Captain Balding, A Gajin Fap Angel, but not a functional human being!
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Here's a different perspective of Sunda, because why not!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI-YMUD16KE
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>>46214197
>In our defense you've actually expressed an interest in the chuunibooty, as compared to loudly denying anything to do with the BBs

In his defense, look at that chunnibooty.
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>>46214196
ON the ship, anon.
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>>46214196
>Goes down ON the ship
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>>46214224
The QE is best carriers...
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>>46214231
"Well, at least he knows what he's doing."
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>>46214201
I disagree. Marines are by their very definition half-formed Armymen and half-formed sailors. They are caught in a limbo, forced to be prepared for both land and sea engagements and yet never being well suited to either.
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>>46214196
Settle didn't get a chance since Higgins and Settle survived. I bet Higgins will make sure they go down together though.
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>>46214231
Next thread when?
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>>46214235
Oh I'm looking bruh.
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>>46214231

So how's the therapy? Cause you're nuts.
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>>46214231
This one's easy

PAY DEBNTS YOU FAT GREEK FUCK
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>>46214231

"Captain balding cannot grow hair anywhere unless he can get a Gajin Angel to fap him."
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>>46214231
"I've never seen a man do so badly at something so simple."
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>>46214233
Once again, yet another amazing piece of art.
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>>46214233
Another cool piece! Love that it's essentially looking down that missile.
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>>46214256
>Higgins princess carries Settle into the afterlife
>suddenly on board the Higgins again, with everyone lost at LA saluting as they both enter
>"CAPTAIN ON DECK!"
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>>46214231
How does he RAGE shipsgirls into being?
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>>46214195
Then again, some of 'em...

Well, let's be frank, naming your ship Invincible? That's like standing on top of a hill in a thunferstorm, waving a copper rod at the heavens and shouting "YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS!"
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>>46214231
I seen crazier shit, but that man, ugh.

>>46214233
Goddamn, this is n--
>Katsuri again
Awww. Man, you forgot it's KASTURI, not KATSURI.
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>>46214233
Fucking great work

>>46214256
>Settle didn't get a chance since Higgins and Settle survived. I bet Higgins will make sure they go down together though.
That's IF she morphs into a ship-girl.
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>>46214229
>i dont fuck fucked up chicks

So now they're used goods to you and you wont give them the time of the day?
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>>46213737
>they're
The fuck is they faggot? There was an incredibly well drawn picture of Tracer sucking a dick posted in the Blizzcon sticky like fucking FIFTEEN minutes after the overwatch announcement.

Shit like this is not unique to the japanese.
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>>46214233
Skilled artfag is skilled, nice work!
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>>46214235
She is 2D and I'm married. She is 2D and I am married.
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>>46214304
>Higgins princess carries Settle into the afterlife
>suddenly on board the Higgins again, with everyone lost at LA saluting as they both enter
>"CAPTAIN ON DECK!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEgcWquu_IA
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>>46214317

You fucking know that's not what I meant, and you're fucked up for implying otherwise.
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>>46214321
I don't pretend that it is, it just doesn't cease to amaze and amuse me.
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>>46214336
Are you trying to convince us or yourself?
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>>46214314
I'd bet money it happens eventually. You can't have something so close to the MC exist and never have it used. Abyssals will either attack the Higgins, try to use her against Settle, or Higgins will show up in the finale as a shipgirl or a refurbished warship.

My bet is "shipgirl eventually."
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>>46214304
>Then suddenly the XO bursts into flames and starts cackling.

Thought that would fit the Quest better
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>>46214336
she could be 3D
for you
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>>46214233
You do God's work Artfag. Carry on!
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>>46214231
"If only he handled women as well as he handled a sword."
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>>46214336
But... chunnibooty...

(And I'd say she's 2DD if you get what I'm saying.)
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>>46214360
Myself, it's working... marginally. That chunnibooty, adding that to my desktop background rotation.

>Captcha is food for like the fourth fucking time. God damn it now I'm hungry!
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>>46214336
Convince your waifu to cosplay.
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>>46214381
>Your soul gets to spend eternity as a crewman on a shipgirl
>but it's an abyssal shipgirl
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>>46214382
Well that ain't creepy at all.
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>>46214229
That rules out just about every girl in the quest then. Everyone's fucked in the head in Planefag's stuff, some more so than others.

I can only imagine Iowa and Yamato got off lightly.
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>>46214370
What we need to do is waifu arizona more fervently, in order to prep the 'old flame shows up just as things are getting good' romcom flag
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>>46214402
Yo,

>>46214403
>Convince your waifu to cosplay.
This^. Cosplay is fun. More so when cosplay is on hotness.
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>>46214336
Here is a simple solution to your problem. Get your wife to cosplay as the chunnibooty
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>>46214427
HOPE RIDES ALONE.
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>>46214427
Arguably Higgins is the legitimate daughteru of the quest.
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>>46214131
Ship-person Clive when?
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>>46214386
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>>46214395
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>>46214403
... She might actually but then I'd have to dress up as well, and know her she'd upend a couple bags of flour over me and then cover me in fucking glitter and call me Edward.
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>>46214404
Wait, me specifically or Settle, cause one of those is funny and the other is just abusing a cripple.
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>>46214448
...What?
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>>46214314
Mark my words, Higgins will turn into a shipgirl. And she will want to become whole again with Settle.
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>>46214353
If or when they healed, would that change?

Or are they too broken for you to care about if they come on to you?
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A GOOD CAPSTAIN GOES DOWN ON HIS SHIP
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>>46214450
>... She might actually but then I'd have to dress up as well, and know her she'd upend a couple bags of flour over me and then cover me in fucking glitter and call me Edward.

But is it worth it for the chunnibooty?
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>>46214224
>Queen Elizabeth Class
Isn't that the class considered so lacking after the launch of Nagato and Colorado that the admiralty had to ask special dispensation to build better ships during the Washington Naval Conference?
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>>46214450
I guess it's fair play
>know her she'd upend a couple bags of flour over me and then cover me in fucking glitter and call me Edward.
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>>46214444
Nah, more like a sister. Still family, but equal
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>>46214450
Fucking do it.

Theres only so many faggy boys you can be.
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>>46214470
Nothing is worth Twilight.
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>>46214448
>Shipboy HMS Lord Clive
>he carries an impractically large cannon and holds it chainsaw style
>HAH! CRY SOME MORE, YOU LOW-CLASS POOFTERS!
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>>46214370
>I'd bet money it happens eventually. You can't have something so close to the MC exist and never have it used.
Of course, the fact that she hasn't sunk yet and hasn't appeared yet is rather worrying. The only writefag that has done something similar is central, and he sunk his ship in the first section of his story.
>Abyssals will either attack the Higgins,
She's in LA, Iowa's keeping her safe.
>Try to use her against Settle
They can't really use her as a barganing chip unless they either capture or sink her.
>or Higgins will show up in the finale as a shipgirl or a refurbished warship.
I'd bet more on the latter, but Settle received a letter that she would be turned into a museum ship. And unlike the Britis, the Americans can consider that.
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>>46214470
It might be... it just might.
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>>46214450
Well... if I were you, I would say it would be a price I would pay for it.
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>>46214336
Keep telling yourself that mate
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>>46214450
>know her she'd upend a couple bags of flour over me and then cover me in fucking glitter and call me Edward.
As a side question, just how much do you REALLY love your wife?
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>>46214449
the fact that the head just wings out of frame is perfect
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Wait. If ANCF cosplays, we're going to demand pics. His staff follows this thread. Therefore, his staff will get to see their CO cosplaying as Edward.

Profit?
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>>46214458
a coastal monitor with an 18 inch cannon.
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>>46214480
>Launched in 1912
>considered lacking in 1923 in a time where a ship even 1 year old could be called obsolete

WHAT A TWIST
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>>46214457
I was thinking in general, but it'd be pretty funny if Higgins went abyssal in the next Abyssal War some time in the distant future.

>decades of ships that never got to serve in a real fight and instead just stood around as carrier escorts while the rest of the world only gave a shit about atomic bombs.

It might come down to Cold War abyssals vs. Abyssal war vets like the ones who died fighting in the Sunda strait.

Higgins would probably be the golden girl of the bunch, though. Not an abyssal unless she really had unresolved shit with Settle.
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Posting better waifu than the chuuniboats. Right Ghost?
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>>46214480

Probably not.

The QE's entered service much earlier, and were generally considered the best dreadnoughts of WW1. What the RN wanted before the WNT was more Admiral class battlecruisers.
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>>46214543
In b4 Settle was fucking one of Higgins' exhaust/piping.
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>>46214518
That looks like a one-peice, not her usual bikini. 2/10 would not bang.
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>>46214505
>She's in LA
Mare Island is like 400 miles away from LA but yeas, she's perfectly safe
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>>46214450
>vampire play
such temptation to sing the song of the count
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM
even if it meant sleeping on the couch
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>>46214519
A lot, that's not a side question god damn it.
>>46214527
You will never, EVER get pics of that if it happens.
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>>46214533
For some reason, all I can think of for monitors is Sammy with a Yamato rifle.
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>>46214505
>Planefag
>Finale

>>46214555
>Ghost
>Good taste

I'm dying.
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>>46214518
It's Maundy Thursday. Why am I looking at lewd pics?
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>>46214527
>wanting to undermine some poor bastards authority like that
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>>46214555
That cosplay wasn't that great. I remember seeing the full set and the camera work was mediocre at best. Ruined the entire thing.
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Fixed name. Thanks for the positive feedback everyone, I'm down with constructive criticism just as well!
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>>46214575
4chan mate.
Pics, or it's fuckin bullshit.
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>>46214575
So how desperate are your staff for cash/fun/blackmail anyway?
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How to tell a battlecruiser from a fast battleship
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>>46214575
As a side question, how would your wife react if she ever knew of the shennanigans you get up to in here? Would your son understand?
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>>46214593
>>wanting to undermine some poor bastards authority like that
He went the extra mile to make his loved one feel happy. He could spin that into a positive if he wanted.
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>>46214555

Best Battleship, though IIRC that particular cosplay set was mediocre as hell. Shame, too.
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>>46214458
>18 inch cannon
>5,850 long tons displacement
>designed for shore bombardment
>secondary gun was a 12 incher
>tertiary battery of two twelve-pounders, later replaced by three 76mm cannons
>quaternary armament of two six inchers, got stripped out for two four inchers later on
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>>46214603
I know I know, if it happens, and it'll probably be in a few months I'll try and remember to take pics and post them. I'm changing command in the summer anyways so it's not like my current folks will be able to hang it over my head or anything.

>>46214609
Not very last time I checked... though I can think of a few that would enjoy trying to blackmail me, and then I would fucking eat them.
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>>46214596
please don't shade with black
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>>46214639
Ghost, you should check out the latest batch of chapters for BelaBat. Musashi's in it. (as are her memetic musashees.)
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>>46214003
Now that I finally got to it, I saw a few fairly obvious ones you missed for Drunken Cruiser.

"Shave his belly with a rusty razor" becomes, obviously, "Shave her pussy with a rusty razor."

"Ban her for life from Houshou's cafe" would be an obvious one.

Based on one of the more recent additions: "Make her go escort an AO tanker." (The additional verse refers to Exxon...)

Interesting note, BTW, on sailing ships, the "captain's daughter" was the term used for the ship's cat o'nine tails, used for flogging disobedient sailors. "Put him in bed with the captain's daughter" takes on a VERY different meaning when you know that...
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>>46214636
There's a good likelyhood that my son is in this thread, snarling and swearing at me for tripfaggin'
As for my wife, she knows my tendencies and habits, we've been married for 35 years now.
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>>46214679
At least you tripfag entertainingly.
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>>46214647
>Four tiers of armament
>Four
>Fucking
>Tiers
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>>46214679
Then, he must know that you are the Best Colonel Nurse.
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>>46214679
How many of you guys have nursing daddies?
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>>46214686
Could find out how tell the Yamato's are?
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>>46214686
thats not a stack, thats a mast
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>>46214710
I have two Doctor Parents. It's roughly similar.

The daily schedule, for one.
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>>46214679
>we've been married for 35 years now
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>>46214468

They're gonna be in a bad fucking place mentally. not, fucking "haha, we're crazy!" but legit fucking fucked up. It's a fucking bonerkiller knowing you're fucking a bitch that's fucking you not because she wants to, but because she's clawing for something to give her something to hold on to. It's poor fucking form. really fucking poor form
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>>46214679
>we've been married for 35 years now
old~
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>>46214745
Like Arizona or Shoukaku, really.
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>>46214647
>quaternary armament of two six inchers, got stripped out for two four inchers later on

but muh stopping powah
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>>46214679
>There's a good likelyhood that my son is in this thread, snarling and swearing at me for tripfaggin'
Ah, but you can still ground him if he acts up over it, right?
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>>46214745
That's remarkably self-aware for someone who was trying to get Settle to cure Arizona with his dick.
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>>46214734
Its a collection of crap stacked and tacked upon each other. Ergo, stacked.

For example, here's what it looked like before.
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>>46214673
Was trying to keep it a bit less raunchy since a decent number of the shipsluts don't generally seem TOO outwardly raunchy. May just go back and make and make an raunchy version of it.

Another note is that I was more planning these as being from the britboats, so they wouldn't know what the hell Houshou's cafe is, but I will probably add in the AO tanker part.
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>>46214693
I actually trip out of god damned paranoia, I popped up without trip back while Navy was still here and before some fuck started impersonating him to be an ass. So I decided a little OPSEC would be nice.

>>46214709
He knows I'm better than him with a airsoft gun.

>>46214741
Yeah... 35 years, jesus fuck thats a long time, and my anniversary is coming up next month will need to get something for that.

>>46214766
I'm 55, and much like my grandfather I'm not old until the day I say I am, and he lived to be 98 so yeah, kiss my ass.

>>46214786
Hard to ground somebody in college.
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>>46214793
Dude, don't worry.
If you've read the early posts up-thread, Hate already understands.
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>>46214745
Congratulations, you have demonstrated greater capacity of empathy then the majority of human males. Way you be rewarded by drowning in pussy within a convenient time-frame.
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>>46214814
If it's the Britbotes, make it a BP tanker. "AO" is the US Navy hull classification symbol for an oiler.
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>>46214823
>my anniversary is coming up next month will need to get something for that
Give her a Fubuki gun-bag.
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>>46214679
>Married for 35 years.
I salute you and your wife for having such a long marriage.
>>46214745
I agree. Better to hive the girls a caring hug and shoulder to cry on. That would help them more than more people realize.
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People who should have sex:
>Naka and Harder
>Batlead and Akagi
>Iowa and Hate

People who should not have sex under any circumstances due to not being able to deal with it:
>Chuuniboats
>Arizona
>Settle
>Shigure
>Probably Willy
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>>46214823
>I actually trip out of god damned paranoia

Tell me, do you have knife tapped to your shower ceiling?
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>>46214427
>waifu arizona more fervently

I agree with this. Best to avoid going down the path of other possible Final Boss of the quest.
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>>46214823
>I'm 55
Damn, I thought I was the old guy here. You beat me hands down.
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>>46214861
>Probably Willy
DEFINITELY, you mean.
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>>46214861
>People who should not have sex under any circumstances due to not being able to deal with it:
>>Everyone

This is how it'd be in a realistic scenario
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>>46214861
Note: "should not have sex" does not equal "should not love" or "should not engage in platonic cuddles"
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>>46214823
Got any entertaining/interesting stories to share till PF comes back?
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>>46214702
60 shells on board for the 18 incher.
>The entire mount weighed 384 long tons, but the total weight of the ammunition, equipment and supports nearly doubled this again. This weight so far aft promised to increase the draft at the stern enough that the after inboard compartments of the torpedo bulge, which were normally free-flooding, were closed up, but the ship's draft increased to 2.59 meters forward and 4.01 meters aft. This corresponded to a displacement of 6,850 long tons, even after removal of the armored conning tower in compensation.

>7 knot speed
>range of 960 nmi

Clive would be a badass Abyssal boss. Especially if he got the funky incendiary ammunition like Erebus has.
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>>46214896
I'd write out what usually accompanies such proclamations but I've already done it.

Instead, have the song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTaqc3_5oYg
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>>46214823
>Hard to ground somebody in college.
Yes it is! Just change the wireless password right before he comes home for holidays!
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>>46214861
Does Chuuniboats include Essex? Because I object to that on the grounds that I want her and Kaga to fuck aside their differences.
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>>46214851
Haha!
>>46214871
No, but I've got a variety of sharp, pointy, and very real swords hanging and stored in various places should anyone decide my house is a good one to break into. I've also got Ranger and he handles most of the problems for me.

>>46214891
You don't make O-6 young.

>>46214909
What would you like to hear?
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>>46214896
Naka and Harder MUST have sex.

It's the only way both can move on from their problems.

>>46214941
No, just the two currently hospitalized cruisers.
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>>46214941
I'm pretty sure Essex is the clueless-about-sex type, even with all the horny seamen she had.
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>>46214861
>Forgetting all those destroyers who need lewd
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>>46214823
>A person of actual self-worth, is MARRIED, has a successful and long career, and is probably gonna be a grandad sometime in the future posts here.

Man you surprise me more everytime you do this Nursefag.

>>46213574
Alright FINE THEN, let me amend my statement, So far been following you since SWQ thread 2 you haven't suddenly dropped anything in any way that i couldn't tell was coming. Now yes you may think that you dropped SWQ out of nowhere, but i at least could see the writing on the wall after the "AND THEN THEY FUCKED" birdpost. That was literally the only plot thread that had not been run into the ground by that point and there was very little left for our no-name ass to do of meaning in the war except repeating the same battle scenes over and over again.
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>>46214934
You are evil and I like that idea, a lot.
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>>46214964
Improved for lewd.
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>>46214981
Aged up lolis a best.
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>>46214981
She is now a Slava-class.
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>>46214955
I said realistic scenario, this isn't a realistic scenario. That's the thing about Planefag's stuff: while everyone's fucked in the head by varying degrees, there isn't too much of a hold of reality.

Unless you mean to say that anyone could summon a coffee siping Shipman through sheer rage.

That and I'm of the mindset that Settle should "offload" his pent up ammo stores somehow.
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>>46214998
Everytime I see this I always imagine a girl with those pointy conehats.
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>>46214943
Are the swords hung on the studs between your walls?
So you can smash a fist through the dry wall and pull out a sword?

>>46214941
Chill dude. I already have all the notes from the writefag channel.

I'm doing a write up with those two after the next Shoukaku time.
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>>46214943

Got any pranks or people that tried to do pranks? Failed ones, ones that worked, backfired. Stuff like that.More on the humor side.
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>>46214961
Oh you're absolutely right. That'll make it even more enjoyable.
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>>46214823
Man shit. We must seem tame as fuck compared to all those arguments you had as a kid over who got to eat which part of the fucking dinosaur.
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>>46214849
Editied it in, and i'm work on the "Raunchier" version.
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>>46214981
>aged up lolis
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Behold, the death of the battleship.
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>>46214745
So I guess you'll just need to help heal there minds before you touch their bodies.

And as much as might not like it now, they like you. If you can use that to help them heal faster or to a greater degree, good.

But if, after they recover as much as they're going to, don't you think you might owe them some consideration of their feelings. If they still come on to you, do you think it's respectful to turn them down without at least trying to make it work?
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>>46214943

Funniest/stupidest moment you've had to deal with from your troops.

Either coming back from leave, or just from the work day?
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>>46215053
Alternate ages is best both ways.
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>>46215036
>Hey admiral! What's a deel-dooo?
>Admiral! What does this little pink egg do?
>Admiral? Why are these 'condom' gums hard to chew?
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You approach Tatsuta slowly.

She is an *awful* mess.

Various fluids of reddish-white consistency are slowly sliding through the clear plastic tube hooked into her chest - blood, plasma, puss and other various nasty fluids that like to collect in gaping open wounds. Your own nurse had explained them to you cheerfully, in great detail. Once you figured out it was punishment for making him tarry and talk, you made a point of asking more questions, and it soon became a good old game of gross-out.

Of course, your wound wasn't anywhere near as bad as Tatsuta's.

The shell hit her in the back, and detonated inside her primary machinery spaces - it looks like the AP cap was intact enough to keep going right through her front, coring out a huge exit wound almost as big as Sammy's fist, over the breast and under the collarbone. There's a *hole* in her chest. It seems to be partially filled in with some sort of black gauzy materiel, blessedly hiding it from view - but the constant stream of fluids through the hose serve as a constant reminder of the crater in her slender frame. The little pump with the half-full tank is supposed to create negative pressure in the wound, sealing it like a vacuum, but despite that, the smell is unavoidable - burnt oil mixed with puss and a hint of something wretched and infected. For some reason it reminds you of the smell near a stagnant pond shoreline on a hot summer day, that kind of organic, rotten scent that hits you right in the throat. Half-human, half-ship, but all horrible - you've got to fight down your gag reflex for a moment. Tatsuta's chest is bare, the skin of her breasts wrinkled and mottled by more of that see-through tape stuff; it's holding a round, flat device the size of your fist to her breastbone, over her heart. A collection bag hooked to the bedframe is slowly filling with urine; dark, mottled and streaked with bunker oil.
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>>46214971
>You are evil and I like that idea, a lot.
I do it to my younger cousin when he comes over and I actually want to talk and such without having him look at his phone constantly.
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>>46215080
Cute even when she is young.
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>>46214964
I thought I already made my stance clear on this issue? Do I need to have people starting paying you little shits a visit?
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>>46215108
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Her eyes flutter open as you reach to nudge her cheek, and her lips move faintly. You lower your ear to her mouth.

“L-like w-what you see, A-Admiral?”

“You are incorrigible, Tatsuta,” you admonish quietly, feeling too wretched to force a laugh.

“Ah'm finished, is what I is. Am,” she breathes weakly. “Tried tuh put a tube duhn muh throat. Had tuh bite it.”

“A ventilator?”

“I dun' need tuh make steam to run the blowers,” she says with a hint of her usual attitude. “Still got a lung left. Either way you look, doesn't sense?”

*Now* you can smile. “So Hate's here to protect the nurses from you, huh?”

“Suh,” she agrees. The flow of cool oxygen through the little tubes in her nose seems to have dried out her voice a bit.

“I just came to tell you that you did one hell of a job,” you say quietly. “And we're gonna get you out of this place soon-” you start violently as Tatsuta's left hand struggles up to grip your arm tightly, squeezing with surprising force.

“Ahm not behin fix'd,” she whispers. “H'aint nuff dockyard.”

“Tatsuta-”

“Hush,” she forces out - and you hush. “Ahin't gon piss in a bag forever. Ain't gon suh on a hose eithah. Tenryuu...” tears are sliding down her cheeks as she stares at you pleadingly. “Pleah...”

You press your hand against her forehead gently. “Of course I will.”

She manages to shake her head a millimeter. “IF you duhn, she whill. Dun't let her. Be the whun.”

“I won't,” you say - too weak, too empty, no conviction, and she knows it.

“Sweah.”

“I swear.”

“SWEAH!”

“On my honor as an officer and a man, Tatsuta, I swear it.”

She nods, and lets her eyes flutter closed again.
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>>46215025
I've considered it from time to time yes. But no, sadly they are not.

>>46215032
Humor huh? Alright let me think for a bit.
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>>46215098
And here's the promised gorn.
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Hate joins you outside the door a few minutes later, after he finishes tucking a standard-issue hospital blanket around Tenryuu and slipping a few folded ones under her head.

“I want a cigarette,” you say quietly.

“You used to smoke?” Hate says.

“Nope. Want one anyway.”

He hmphs.

You both stand there quietly for long minutes, alone with your thoughts, but together in the nature of your extremity. Hate is that kind of friend for you; the one who understands the difference it can make to stand on the right side of the door at the right time. In a few minutes you'll tell him what Tatsuta just told you. In a few minutes you'll tell him that her life hangs on your ability to get her into drydock for extensive and lengthy repair - at a time when every graving dock in Japan is busy performing extended maintenance on hard-used warships, if not building entirely new ones. In a few minutes, you'll make a promise you know you might not be able to keep.

The squeak of hard soles on tile comes down the hallway, soon followed by the breathless panting of someone small. Within minutes, Willy Dee comes skittering around the corner, yelping as her shoes threaten to shoot out from under her. She manages to recover in time to bounce off the door to the little break room opposite. Steadying herself, she makes a beeline for you, alarm, terror, panic and seven kinds of misery on her face.

You hold up a palm as she closes in. “No.”
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“B-b-u-”

“No,” you say sternly. “I don't care what Kongou did. I don't care what Essex did. I don't care how loud they've gotten, or how bad the PR will be, or any of it. I'm just not in the mood for this shit right now, Willie.”

“B-B-BUT-” she stammers, face turning red with effort.

“NO!” you say sternly. “You, Willie, an actual member of the military, can call the actual military police to go do the actual military police thing, on this actual military base, got it?”

“K-K-K-KOO-”

“DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!?” you snap, rising to your full height.

“KONGO HAS A WEBCAM!” Willie finally shouts.

You and Hate exchange a single horrified glance.

And then you run like hell.
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>>46215118
I can't quite understand her words when they're like that.

Is she asking to fix her sister before her?
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>>46215012
Once again, Iku is the solution to many of these problems.

She's neutral by nature because she's more interested in getting lewds than romance. It's stress relief, and taking the sexual tension out of many already bad equations probably would help a lot.
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>>46215154

Oh Jesus...
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>>46215157
No, she asking us to make sure her sister gets through her dying alright.
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>>46215154
>KONGO HAS A WEBCAM!
Goddamit.
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>>46215158
Yeah if her mind isn't reoppucplied with both Naka an Harder that is. But she's one of the saner shipgirls and she would be one to offer strings free stress relief.
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>>46215154
Quick everyone panic!
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>>46215157
She's asking Settle to pull the plug on her.

To let her die, or Tenryuu will let her die.

And she'd rather Tenryuu not have to make that choice.
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>>46215157
Pretty sure she's asking us to put her out of her misery before Tenryuu has to.
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>>46215133
>“I want a cigarette,” you say quietly.
Not smoking a Cigar like a proper fucking officer. Navy can't do anything right can it?
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>>46215154
>“KONGO HAS A WEBCAM!” Willie finally shouts.
PANIC
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>>46215201
>>46215200
>>46215186
Oh fuck that shit, we can rebuild her.

We rebuilt Pearl Harbor victims, we can rebuild her.
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>>46215154
>Kongou has a webcam
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
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Would 'Kongou has a twitter account' be defcon 1?
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>>46215154

If there's space in an american dockyard, couldn't Tatsuta be flown out like we and all our shipgirls flew in?

The work doesn't have to be done in Japan, it just needs to be done.

Hell, at this point I'd bet even the Russians would be willing to do it.
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>>46215203
Eh, cigarette makes sense for quick stress relief, cigars take too long/are harder to store or put out when you're in a rush.
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>>46215209
>We rebuilt Pearl Harbor victims

Well, the ones that mattered at least~
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>>46215209
And with the new tech we have been developing. we can rebuild her. Faster, Stronger, Better!
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>>46215157

It's a samurai thing, anon.

>>46215113

If that's who I think it is, I just wanted you to know that I was able to pop over to /a/ (the anime board) and hit up the usual kancolle thread, where wannabe-japanese nerds were posting their usual crap in the usual kancolle thread. I got to pounce on someone posting lewd destroyers, and inform them that their perversions had been officially frowned upon by a real, live Admiral, with the fancy white hat and everything.

The only way I could have had more satisfaction is if I got to call my worst enemy and tell them they'd been excommunicated by the Pope.
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>>46215220

No, it would be a nuclear missile already in the air. All hope lies in the self destruct but it might be too late...
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>>46215209
Particularly since we can kick Poi and Crab out of that drydock that he was able to wrangle.
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>>46215154
"THATS ALL FOR TODAY"
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>>46215203
On the other hand, this is the sombre, hard circumstance where a cigarette is more thematically appropriate than a cigar.

Unless it's a small, long chomped upon bit of cigar.

>>46215209
In the end, it's her call.

Trust me, few people can bear to live like that for long. Like she said, "I won't [live to] piss in a bag".
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>>46215220
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS TO MERIT A DEFCON.
IF THERE WAS DEFCON 0, NOW'S THE TIME TO RING IT.
CALL IN RAZGRIZ!
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>>46215221
There probably isn't space in an american dockyard.
If anything we might have to make the call of "Well if you want to live the only available dock is the one being used for shipgirl refit experiments"
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>>46215220
>Kongou
>Facebook
>there is no greater fear
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>>46215245

Nooo, we still have....

~drumroll~

NAKA TIME to post!
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>>46215236
>If that's who I think it is, I just wanted you to know that I was able to pop over to /a/ (the anime board) and hit up the usual kancolle thread, where wannabe-japanese nerds were posting their usual crap in the usual kancolle thread. I got to pounce on someone posting lewd destroyers, and inform them that their perversions had been officially frowned upon by a real, live Admiral, with the fancy white hat and everything.
>The only way I could have had more satisfaction is if I got to call my worst enemy and tell them they'd been excommunicated by the Pope.
link?
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>>46215246
I think she needs hope.
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>>46215231
I want to protect her pout
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>>46215133
>at a time when every graving dock in Japan is busy performing extended maintenance on hard-used warships, if not building entirely new ones.

Can't we use our MIGHTY ADMIRAL powers to punt one of our lesser ships out of drydock and open it up for immediate usage?

Find the nearest drydock slip that is currently in use, and the ship inside can float... shove it out and make way for a more pressing matter?

Hell, even if it doesn't float, shove it out anyway, and while Tatsuta's ship-body is undergoing repairs, raise the half-built ship, scrap it, and use the materials to rebuild the light cruiser.
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>>46215248
Fuck Razgriz.

CALL IN MOBIUS ONE AND THE DEMON LORD.
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>>46215261

It was last week, anon.
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>>46215260
We still having a Friday thread, boss?
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>>46215279
Screenshot?
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>>46215260
eh, i was close
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>>46215260
So the full debrief of the battle'll wait until friday, then?
>implying it'll ever happen
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>>46215271
>Can't we use our MIGHTY ADMIRAL powers to punt one of our lesser ships out of drydock and open it up for immediate usage?

>lesser ship than Tatsuta, an obsolete as hell and very small CL built to a 1910s era design philosophy

and there is the issue

>>46215282

you bet your ass bru
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>>46215273
FUCK YOU, RAZGRIZ A BEST!!! Also haven't played any of the others
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>>46215273
Sky Eye here, got you covered on Mobius.
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>>46215220
Kongou would do it dess, but there isn't enough material to keep a character twitter interesting!
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>>46215236

Link to the archive of that post?

That sounds like a good salt mine.
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MORE BAMA WHEN
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>>46215154
What's the problem of having a webcam?
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>>46215271
>lesser ships
Where are you gonna find one of those?

Remember, these are ships which are so underarmed they got mistaken for auxiliary cruisers.
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A sudden clatter jolts you awake, and immediately your eyes go wide, blue floodlights sweeping the room uselessly in sudden panic and desperation. He's gone. Where-- "Harder? HARDER! Ha--"

"Calm down," Wain says, the sheer frank flatness in his voice chilling your panic. "He's fine."

You look around, purely on reflex--you fell asleep sitting up. "Where's Harder?"

"Not in bed," Wain replies grimly. He winces as another cacophany of pans spanging off the ground rings through the door. "So, Naka, would you like to know two things I learned about the USS Harder?"

You stand up, shaking your head clear--you're still not used to seeing like this. Even without being able to look at his face, you can hear the sheer exhaustion in his voice. It feels like it's been hours--he probably hasn't slept.

"So, number one," he says, "Harder has absolutely zero fucking tolerance for morphine. Meds fucked him right up."

"Is he..."

Wayne cuts you off. "Two, turns out the wiry little shit is really fucking good at slipping his bonds."

Another clang, and what sounds like the clatter-rustle of laden cardboard boxes tossed flying. "So..."

"Fuck you, Naka. He's your problem now. I'm going to sleep."

With that and nothing more, he trudges away, leaving you blinking your ghostly blue lights dumbly.

It's a bit of a trick to stumble your way into the room, but you manage--your sight slowly sharpens until you're close enough to see...

Harder is looking down at the ground, head heavy, tossing things over his shoulders from a supply closet. A few old lunch trays and bedpans fly, one skidding across the floor to nudge your toe as you find yourself wrapped up in Harder being...wrapped up, chest bare but for some freshly-changed bandages... and a few more stripes that almost certainly were not Wainwright's handiwork, judging by the sloppiness.

Harder is also naked except for a precious few strips of linen.
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>>46215154
YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS

YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS FROM HAPPENING

AND YOU FUCKING DIDN'T
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>>46215113
Um, admiral on deck?
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>>46215298
You've fucked me up planefag, That made me legit sad if what the other anons were saying about either We pull the plug or somebody else.
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>>46215113
If this is for real, this is glorious.
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>>46215157
She just asked us to pull the plug if she can't be fixed so Tenryuu doesn't have to. Some heavy shit there.
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>>46215246

Like fuck it's her call. They didn't let me go after they pulled me off Iowa, and I'm just a fucking man. Flesh and blood, that's fucking all, I'm not worth anything like a fucking cruiser, even an old, undergunned one.

Like FUCK it's her choice. We're not pulling any fucking plug, and she's not fucking quitting that easily.
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A moment later, his head drunkenly swivels and you see yourself in his eyes... a moment before he stumble-staggers across the room in three lopsided strides and comes short, spilling across one of the beds as you move forward a hair too late to catch him.

"Issyou," he slurs happily, a sloppy grin in his voice.

"Harder, are you okay?" you ask a little reluctantly, edging forward towards him. The instant he's in range, he lashes out with snakelike quickness, snagging your arm and yanking you over and atop him.

"Nawka," he purrs.

"Y-yes?" you ask, trying to disentangle yourself from a submarine who would very much prefer not to be disentangled.

"Hey Nawwwka," he drawls, slowly pulling himself upright and leaning way, way, way in close, your eyes widening in his--

"Yercute," he says abruptly, darting in and kissing you on the nose. Your hands clap to your face as he rears back, giggling maniacally.

"Harder," you sputter--you can feel a faint heat in your cheeks, even under the pallid, deadened steel.

"S'true!" he insists, flopping around onto his back and looking up at you upside-down. "Yer jes like... there'sh hot girls, an' there's cute girls--nunnuvus really look BAD, y'know, not even the Japs--the OTHER Japs," he corrects. "But you...yer cute... AND hot." he holds his hands out, framing you, before emphasizing his point with a pantomimed, slow explosion.

"Are you okay? ... Harder?" you try to wave a hand in front of his eyes, only to have him snatch it with both of his and pull it to his cheek like a demanding kitten. Oh, Jesus.

"Y'know, I said you look bad in blue, but... I kinna lied? You look pretty fukken good."

You wince internally. "So...I look better like this?"
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>>46215325
>"Harder has absolutely zero fucking tolerance for morphine. Meds fucked him right up."
> "Two, turns out the wiry little shit is really fucking good at slipping his bonds."
oh lawd
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>>46215113

Wait. WAIT! ArmyAin'tShit is an actual Admiral? As in ArmyNurseCorpFag's boss?

His EXCELLENCY IS IN THIS THREAD?
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Tatsuta forgets that Tenryuu would kill anyone who would even dare try.
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>>46215032
>>46215069
Alright, I think I've got one for ya. This happened about... 3 years ago now, I was an LTC at the time working at Evans Army Community Hospital in Ft. Carson. I had just finished attending the change of command ceremony for the new hospital CO and was walking back onto my ward. As I'm walking I notice a lot of my nurses are giving me funny looks, and are trying not to laugh. I figured something was wrong with my uniform but didn't pay them much mind until as I was approaching an intersection I noticed in the collision mirror (that half sphere in the halls to keep you from running into people turning the corner) that a few of my butterbars were all grouped in the fucking hall holding a couple of buckets up high. Now I knew what was about to happen, it was fucking obvious. So I flatten myself against the wall and slip around the corner, right under their buckets, the kid holding the one I was under got so startled by my sudden appearance that he dropped the bucket and it went straight down, rather than tilting, so I ended up with a 5 gallon bucket full of water landing smack on top of my head and taking me to the floor before it tipped over and dumped water all over my back. At the time I was livid but it's a fond memory looking back on it.
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>>46215221
Hell, we could probably temporarily 'invade' Malaysia, stick Tatsuta in one of their now-empty docks (after all, they probably have some empty spaces now after the battle, given how they lost EVERYTHING they sent), and do all that shit there.

And if they complain? Well, remind them that if we hadn't informed them about the inbound Abyssal attack fleet, they'd likely be down a few coastal cities/a capital city by now.
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>>46215336
>>46215331
>>46215113
No timestamp, no fuckin shit.
Post a pic and it's you, or else it's bullshit

(A ring or anything that identifies your rank with a time stamped signature and we'll be good.)
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>>46215113
Eh as far as i see it there's ones you do and ones you don't, and boy do people lewd the latter.
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>>46215236
If who is who you think who... is oh
>>46215113
Hi boss, did NOT expect to see you in another one of these threads.
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>>46215293
After stamping out all the fires.

Which, considering we're stuck into a goddamn inferno of constant social, military and mental fires, is never going to happen.

>>46215299
RAZGRIZ ARE FUCKING AMATEURS.

MOBIUS ONE AND CIPHER ARE REAL ACES.

>>46215302
Thanks man.

>>46215333
Welcome to the Medical profession.

Where you have to make calls like that every week, at the very least.

>>46215348
Well, like she said, there's no one who will accept her getting the care she needs over more important ships.

You really want to see her like that for months on end?

For years on end?

I'm seeing my grandmother in a similar state of debilitation. It's been two years. She was the strongest willed person I've ever fucking known and it took one year for her to want to die.
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>"Y'know, I said you look bad in blue, but... I kinna lied? You look pretty fukken good."
>You wince internally. "So...I look better like this?"

HARDER CONFIRMED FOR GOD TIER TASTE

HE KNOWS IT'S BETTER DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER
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>>46215352
>"Yercute," he says abruptly, darting in and kissing you on the nose. Your hands clap to your face as he rears back, giggling maniacally.
Well, that's a start. You still gotta a lot of stuff to work on, kid. You can't be a ladykiller like this!
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Harder frowns, letting go of your arm as he sits up, head wobbling, closing one eye as he brings a hand up to massage his forehead. He's actually thinking about it. "...Naaaah," he finally decides. "When yer in orrange, it's like it's... right? Y'know? Y'dunno. I dunno." Harder flops back down, looking down as he rather ungraciously scratches himself with you as a captive audience. "I think," he declares, "You should look however you wanna look. You make it work. 'cuz yer hooooooot."

You feel your heart fluttering, reminding you that it actually exists, as you try to unstick your brain and chalk it all up to the anesthetics. "Harder, um...what were you... doing?"

"Well, I woke up and I was all stuck in place an' covered in bandagezzz an' shit. So I decided to Ejipped!"

"...Egypt?"

"Yeah, thas th' ticket."

You feel a laugh creeping around the edges of your mouth. "...Harder, were you trying to be a mummy?"

"I'll make YOU a mummy," he threatens, twisting back around (and giving you another glorious shot of his pelvis as he raises a thigh overhead to lever himself to his side).

"Harder!" you gasp.

"Jus' tempt me, woman, see if I don't," Harder insists, the same all-business growl creeping into his voice with... a very, very different goal in mind. "I'll put a bun in yer... buns. Yeah. Yer hair's nice." Reaching up and grabbing a handful of long, unkempt black hair and pulling it to his cheek. He nuzzles against it like a fucking affectionate cat, producing a horrible medley of violin screeching and bridge cables atwang.

"You can't just--change tack on me like that," you pant... though you find your head lowering, relaxing to give him more slack so he doesn't pull it taut and shred his face. The curtain of hair mercifully obscures a lot of his vision, keeping you from examining his lithe swimmer's body, lean and tone with sleek, whipcord muscles anDAMMIT.
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>>46215371
Bro let's wait for the hard choices planefag gives us before we go crazy
>>46215352
Ahahahahahahahaha
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I'm of the opinion that if they didn't want to be lewded they shouldn't have come back as cute girls.
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>>46215391

You seem to be operating under the impression there's nothing available to work with her on. Maybe that's fucking true right now. Maybe. I fucking doubt it very, very much though. There's a dock available somewhere in this fucking country, I promise you that.
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>>46215401
So you're saying Abyssals are just tsundere for humanity?
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"I really do like you, yannow," he mumbles. "I'm sorry about...before. I fucked up. I fucked up a lot. I was really scared that--that I fucked up for good." He looks down at the tiles, and you find yourself reaching out and stroking the back of his head gently, drawing a faint shiver from the ailing submarine. "I wanted to say so much and I was so mad seeing her, and you ignoring getting hurt again, and it all just turned to fuck."

He seems a little more quiet, the silly energy leaving him as he goes still and stares a hole into the floor, fingers hanging limp as he dangles an arm loosely over the side of the bed.

You sit upright, running a clawed hand gently through his hair, lightly scritching with the sharpened tips as he makes a small, soft purr. "Harder... you know... did you know Iku is so good at streaking, she went pro?"

"Whahuh?"

"it's true, honest. She was so good she hired an intern to help her out. She didn't have any money, so he was paid in exposure."

It takes a moment to slow-fuze through his hazed brain... and when it hits him, he choke-snorts and lets out an undignified snicker, drawing him back out of his sulk.

You pat him on the back, resisting the urge to turn him back over and rub his tummy. "Well, if I went to jail for war crimes, would America put me in Leaven-sworth?"

He laughs until he wheezes and coughs, pout forgotten. Smiling tiredly, you run your fingers gently over his scalp, already working out your next punchline as he mends.

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>>46215390
>Hi boss, did NOT expect to see you in another one of these threads.
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>>46215236
>I got to pounce on someone posting lewd destroyers, and inform them that their perversions had been officially frowned upon by a real, live Admiral, with the fancy white hat an

and nobody cared


here

lewd destroyers
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>>46215416
there has to be, we didn't call in every ship from every nation right?

>>46215391
Worked in the hospital anon and did that Home dying thing for awhile until I was doing it with my dad. I know, hence why this shit hits home.
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>>46215401
>Implying they have choice in the matter
>>46215397
Harder.
Pls.
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>>46215416
And we could easily make some phone calls to the right people and have a team that rivals the Manhattan project working on upgrading old hulls.
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>>46215236
I haven't got much else to do, bum leg and sick at the same time makes it hard to go to work.
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>>46215416
If not I'm sure it can be made empty soon enough. I don't think we use our power enough.
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>>46215298
But regular ships don't fucking die if we take them out of drydock, while our shipgirls are human enough that apparently they do. That makes it an easy choice to me.
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>>46215416
Also, most ships need access to the ocean. Shipgirls don't.
She could theoretically be worked on in an 'inland drydock' aka factory or something with bigass chocks stuck in or a fucking quarry or something.
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>>46215352
>>46215397
>>46215420
>Harder is also naked except for a precious few strips of linen

it's happening
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>>46215371

At this point I think they'd just give us a dock space if they had one. We just need to actually get our gohpers on it.


>>46215367

Really? Fucking hell those nurses are an embarassment then.

>army
>Not maintaining enough situational awareness to notice A FUCKING MIRROR GIVING AWAY YOUR POS
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>>46215298
On the other hand, a shipgirl is easier to maintain than, say, a coastal defense cutter... or a guided missile frigate...

Hell, given how badly Tatsuta is shot up, we might even be able to put a few VLS cells on her. Shove the ship currently under construction out, and integrate some of the technology from the boat into our spear-wielding light cruiser lady...

...Akin to a series of organ transplants, so to speak?
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>>46215417
I thought that was the whole reason they went Abyssal in the first place, not having their affections returned hard enough.
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>>46215454
IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE A PROPHECY

I should probably go reread when Batlead shows up but I don't know when that was.
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>>46215390
>>46215428

>He's not here alone.
>"May I introduce Admiral Thomas?"
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Your vision going from black to blur is the first sign of Harder's stirring. Hazy, bleary streaks blink away, slowly coming into focus.

"Hey," you say quietly.

The focus sharpens. Harder looks up at you as you 'examine' your hands, turning the slender metal talons over like you were checking your fingernails.

"Naka?" he mumbles, voice thick from sleep--but sober, without the anesthetics playing merry hell on him. He blinks once, twice... then double-takes at you.

"So, you said some things," you continue, feeling his heartbeat pick up a step at that. "Some crass, unbelievable, racist... wonderful things."

You stop examining your talons, letting them gleam and glitter in the fluorescent light. Slowly, you turn to face him, piercing him with those shining blue eyes, your voice twinned in your throat and resonating through his skull.

"Wh--" He stammers, looking away, the flush in his cheeks clear in his voice. "What did I say?" He looks anywhere, everywhere for refuge... before he realizes with another jolt of shock and sneaks a peek under the covers to confirm what you already know.

"Never mind that," you reply, voice low and deadly-focused. He finds himself staring into those intense lights of your eyes again, and unable to look away. "You know, it was a lot of work getting you back into bed."

His heart drops again--you've seen, you know. It thuds so loud you can hear it, swear you can FEEL it through the thin mattress and gauzy covers.

You lean forward--his eyes flit down to the cleft in your shirt and what little you have to advertise beneath for just a millisecond before they snap back up to your gaze, pinning him to the pillow.

His gaze only breaks away as he sees your taloned hand snaking its way beneath the linens, drawing closer and closer...
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>>46215433

And I'm fucking sure there's at least one that can handle a 4500 ton, 470 foot long fucking CL.

No fucking body deserves to go out pissing in a bag, that's fucking true. But none of them will go out like this, either. Not gonna fucking happen.
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>>46215429
But she's not for lewds.
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>>46215390
OH SHIT IT'S REAL
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>>46215458
>we might even be able to put a few VLS cells on her
no. that would require a full overhaul of the power systems, internal bulkhead layout, installing heavier radar sets that she can't power

surface mounted, self guiding AShMs would be better
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>>46215452

... FUcking..

Holy shit dude. You may be onto something. You May just be a fucking genius, here. I'm not fucking sure yet, but if you are-

Holy fuck. I got some shit to do. Fucking, cheers bro.
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>>46215478
IDS
HABBENIN
GAIZ
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"Why?" he asks tiredly, still coming down, the faint windedness in his voice telling the story of what you just did.

You giggle, a hollow chime with your voice making it more unsettling than coquettish. "You stowed aboard a plane to come to my rescue. A hero deserves a hero's reward, don't you think?"

He snorts, despite himself. "Some hero. You wound up rescuing me."

"Points for effort, Harder," you murmur, snuggling in beside him under the blankets.

"I know--I mean--thank you? But--"

"You don't know why," you guess, correctly.

"Yeah, that," he mumbles, pulling his cap back down over his eyes to cover the blush you can't see.

"Hang on," you murmur, reaching back under the covers and pulling your phone out of your pocket. Should still have enough battery to--

"Oh, damn it," you mutter, your talons pecking fruitlessly against the unlock screen.

He peeks an eye out, and you thrust it into his hands. "Here. 2-4-1-1."

He taps it in for you as you shoot a blind, contemptuous glare down at the cold, black steel of your new fingers. "What am I looking for?"

You lean over, mostly for the excuse to feel his warmth against your chest again, pressing in close as you borrow his eyes to navigate. "Go into the history--yeah, that one, the youtube video." You check a sigh as his breath rolls across your neck and his heart flutters again at the proximity.

"Listen," you hum, resting your head on his chest as the video buffers and plays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-mpZapThI8
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>>46215420
d'awwwww.
>>46215478
oh fuck
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>>46215440
Sir, what the hell did you do this time?
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"...The fuck was that?" he finally asks.

"That," you reply, poking his cheek with cold black metal, "is you."

"Buh."

"You are horrible, overproduced, heavily processed, phoned-in, poorly-sampled, piece of shit mainstream top forties generica."

"Um."

You bury your nose in his chest, nuzzling in as you squeeze him tight. "And I can't get you out of my head."

You sigh happily as his hand finally rests against the back of your head, bristling up the steely strands carefully, the rustle of metal scraping off the walls. "You are the weirdest fucking Jap I have ever met. What even are you, Naka?"

"When I figure it out," you tell him seriously, "I'll let you know."

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>>46215440
Holy shit, a real life Settle.

Yo Mr.Admiral do you have a cane sword?
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>>46215480
d e s t r o y e r

are

BUILT
for lewds
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>>46215397
>"Harder!" you gasp.
she knows what she wants
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>>46215317
Essex being incredibly racist going up on the internet? Kongou craving Goto's dick going up on the web?
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>>46215433
She had polymorphic arthritis since she was 40. Gnarled her hands and feet something fierce over the years.

It never shook her one damn second. She was 87 and still walking around alone most of the time, still fiercely independent and directing.

Now? She's... she's just waiting for death. Can't walk, can't hear, can't see due to the damn aneurysm. Pissing in a goddamn bag.
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>>46215367
That would have been an interesting court of inquiry ...
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>>46215499
>>46215518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEHBHXfO66E

JUST KISS HER YOU IDIOT
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>>46215440
Admiral on Deck!
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>>46215521
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>>46215440
>bum leg
>bum leg
Is this like all those bane threads where constant baneposting somehow twisted reality?
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>>46215483
Yeah, my phone buzzed a little bit ago with a text from "Snap to soldier"
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>>46215529
Footage of Tenryuu and Tatsuta going up on the web.

Footage of the corgis.

Footage of settle getting so angry a ship-girl appears.
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>>46215440
>Settle was based on a real life admiral
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>>46215518
>They actually finally did it
Atta girl, Naka-chan!
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>>46215499
razor blade hand job, woo woo
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>>46215560
Footage of progressively more and more abyssal Naka?

Naka and Harder sex tape?
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Planefag are you magic? You made Settle into the real world?

Will we see Kongou soon?
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>>46215440
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>>46215298
Just shove the poi and crab outta that experimental drydock.
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>>46215499
THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT
Harder, you glorious bastard.
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>>46215517
Don't worry about it, nothing broke this time.
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>>46215602
>nothing broke this time
>this time
>THIS TIME
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>>46215602
>nothing broke this time
>this time.
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>>46215581
It was more than a hand job
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>>46215517
Hah, an admiral has 'this times', funny.
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>>46215602
Mr. Settle, how does it feel like to have a Battleship and a Carrier after your dick?

Or is real life Settle married?
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>>46215602
Oh God, what did you do... Sir?

>>46215518
To those who complained of the Grim and Dark Naka Time...

Here is the Noble Bright.
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>>46215619
What makes you say that?
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>>46215499
>>46215518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFN9nvFYHmk
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MOTHERSHIP NAKA AND HER HALF ABYSSAL HUNTER KILLER SUB CHILDREN WHEN?
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>>46215602
>nothing broke
>THIS TIME
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>>46215642
More like Noble Dick.

CAPTCHA IS BOTES, IT KNOWS!
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>>46215602
This, uh. This is a recurring thing?
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>>46215642
>Noble Bright
No, here's the REAL Noble Bright.
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>>46215473

Don't even joke about that. I'd have to hide forever. Just, forever.

I mean, just, suppose, for a second, that I get past the fact that a goddamn professional is reading this right now and marveling at the kind of dweeb it takes to write 750+ pages about a world where WWII warships are reincarnated as cute girls. No, I didn't come up with this lunacy, but here I am, ENDORSING it. Just... get past that. Then we get into everything *else.* For instance, how I play fast and loose with everything I don't know and haven't successfully looked up, which is pretty fucking much everything. Can you just call the base motor pool and make some poor ensign come over to pick you up? Wouldn't they have assigned him a personal vehicle by now? Shit, I think they'll even SHIP your personal vehicle overseas for you, depending on circumstances. And that's just one thing. That's just ONE. THING.

And then there's things I DO know, but haven't had a chance to get around to yet. Like Settle's staff. The people who filter things. The people who send the e-mails. The people who take a toss-off order that took five seconds for anon to add and fill out ten tons of paperwork that make it work. To them, this is nirvana - an Admiral that only exists as an e-mail address. Like a distant and uncaring god, who occasional sends missives from heaven via pigeon guts and who's presence is only confirmed by the distant rolls of thunder on the mountain; invariably attributed to him. I was gonna show that, and all, the bit where he walks in to "meet" them and is propelled right back out the door by the cold piercing stares of those who know he is there to end their days in shangri-la.

I just haven't had TIME!
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>>46215632
Married, I ain't into all that nip weeb bullshit that my DCN is. Read my name it should tell you everything you need to know.
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>>46215452
That's a good point. The shipgirls don't really follow the normal rules for boats, so why should we when we're trying to fix her?
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>2016
>thinking destroyers ARENT for lewds
I shiggy diggy doo
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>>46215602
Can you feel my glare sir? Can you feel it?
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>>46215677
Speaking of, what was in that last email Settle sent to Mare Island?
Or is that another "wait and see" thing
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>>46215521
Crux. You need to stop. Destroyers are never for lewds.
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Yet another reminder that destroyers are for lewds, no matter what the military says.
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>>46215678
Ladies and Gentlemen, the most excellent Officer Corps of the US Navy!

Because Fuck the Army.
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>>46215686
Gross.
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>>46215678
I read it and I can't tell if you just calling Army nurse corp a fag or if you are some-how implying the Army itself as a whole is not shit.
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Can we all just imagine if national news channels got word of the thread tonight?
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>>46215518
This is absurdly cute and I'm glad they're finally in a happy place.
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>>46215361
Different branches different commands
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>>46215738
Don't give anyone ideas.
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Man this thread was just the thing I needed, after such a rough start this morning
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>>46215678
Okay Admiral sir, but do you feel a connection to your fictional counterpart? or at least wish for half the bullshit he gets away with?

Also thanks for answering my question.
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>>46215678
So will you be forwarding this to Admiral Thomas? Those of us with a direct pipeline to deme want to see him flip out live.
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>>46215703
I can, it tickles a little Colonel. Also, go the fuck to sleep you insomniatic drunk.
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>>46215686
When people talk of lewding destroyers they mean ones like this, not those.
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>>46215715
>Speaking of, what was in that last email Settle sent to Mare Island?

Oh, we'll be getting to that rather soon.

>>46215678
>all that nip weeb bullshit

The best part is that the crews of the JMSDF ships that share names with IJN ships are happily plastering their vessels with their girly alter-egos. Apparently they're even having inter-ship pissing matches about which one's cuter. Imagine what those skippers are going through right now.

It could've been worse. It could've been a LOT worse.
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>>46215678
>ArmyAin'tShit

https://youtu.be/LlOSdRMSG_k?t=38s
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Why do so many people seem to confuse 'cute' with 'screwable' around here? Not even talking about the lewding stuff, just the cute stuff.
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>>46215738
Pretty sure Planefag would be fucking murdered.
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>>46215521
You know, I don't know who you are but you've got balls I'll give you that much.
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>>46215759
I had two feet of snow this morning and was looking forward to the commute from hell, and then remembered I signed a telework agreement at some point - so my duty station was my couch today. Days like that remind me why I let DoD recruit me...
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>>46215790
By whom?
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>>46215770

So, real quick question to you sir, because I'm a fucking idiot about this shit

How are you an Admiral and an Army hater (as is only right) AND the superior of someone who tripfags as ARMYNurseCorpsFag?
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>>46215754
Army Colonel's a Nurse in a Joint Medical facility, bruh. His boss is AN ADMIRAL.
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>>46215770
Admiral, sir.

Would you like a cameo.
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>>46215775
Destroyers are for lewds. There's like 4 exceptions, And Inazuma and Ikazuchi aren't on that list.
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>>46215678
Would you be willing to keep the game of "keep escalating until planefag dies of a heart attack"?
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>>46215793
He's chairforce. It just an over inflated sense of self worth.
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>>46215236
>I got to pounce on someone posting lewd destroyers

>look up the archives
>gets told no one cares and some lewd destroyers
>sure told 'em epic win guyz!

Well that was underwhelming.
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>>46215789
Everything can be made into something lewd.

There's a guy on /v/ who admitting to being sexually attracted to tiles. Not in a weird "I'm an attack helicopter" way, but they just turned him on and he himself was at a loss as to why.

So it's not particularly strange for people to find "cute" things to be sexually attractive. I'm no defender of pedophilia, but humans have weird sexual learning behaviors. We'll learn to fap to anything.
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>>46215793
>don't know who you are

Chairforce IT. He's, like, double chairforce, or something. A nerd, cubed. A neon safety belt stapled into a mobius strip wrapped around an ICBM that hasn't moved in thirty years. Much like his - you know.
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>>46215371
Try singapore. Throw enough dosh at them and they will do anything.
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>>46215821

But then the quest would be dead, anon!
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>>46215824
We've got people from most branches now.

Except the Marines. Unless they count as... Navy.
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>>46215776
I think this feel joy.

I think I get why its such a big deal now.
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>>46215810
some crazyed national faggot who plane hasn't made look 'amazing'

>>46215820
All ships are for lewds, not just destroyers. You either fuck them all, or not at all.
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>>46215815
Joint service hospital.
>>46215824
>>46215839
Huh, fuckin chair.
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>>46215819
We do have an opening for medical personnel at the moment. Perhaps a flag officer who could get us access to a drydock...hint hint.
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>>46215684
Hell, the navy base is full of steep hills if we get really desperate, right?
The box is old news, we can think outside it, we have the technology.
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>>46215839
Planefag will you do the admiral an honor and have him join the KVQ madness in the story.

Just have him watch Settle and call him a weeb dipshit.
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>>46215776
>Apparently they're even having inter-ship pissing matches about which one's cuter
I need to see this
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>>46215848
marines belong solely under the navy's wake.
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>>46215847
Don't worry, I was going to take out his internet again before the next session anyway.
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>>46215833

Honestly, short of a timestamped picture of "Destroyer are not for lewds" written on official USN stationary or something, of course they won't. Probably didn't believe me.

But it amused me, and that's what counts. To me.
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>>46215820
Many would disagree with you. Not Merc Command though.

Now hwere is Chris hanson's number.
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>>46215770
You know just as well as I do sir that sleep is not something I come by easily. And besides which its later there than it is here sir!
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I wonder when members of the US Armed Services Committee will post on here.
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>>46215862

As a non-murrican, but army grunt.

I must say, sir, I applaud you for this.

And I bet you love it when you're surrounded by hot, sticky seamen.
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>>46215848
Cue the Commandant of the Marine Corps entering stage left...
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>>46215815
Joint base, remember.

>>46215776
Too late for world wars.
Too early for space wars.
Just in time for waifu wars.

More relevantly, IIRC the JASDF has been using anime to drive recruitment, Ooarai has been leveraging the shit out of Girls und Panzer to advertise the town and there's probably more instances I haven't thought about. Hell, they have cute mascots for pretty much everything, they're amazing for marketing and revenue.
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>>46215649
>snuggling in beside him under the blankets.
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>>46215903
Convince your boss to bring Admiral Thomas!
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>>46215877
>putting him INTO the weeb bullshit

HE'D FIND ME, AND HE'D HURT ME
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I could, and should be sleeping right now.
But I can't look away from this runaway train of a thread.
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>>46215906
>>46215886
inb4 the JCS hold a session to debate best girl in the quest.
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>>46215906
They will, once dark clouds start looming near LA.

Oh gee, that's just two years away! Maybe we should start checking /k/ and /x/ for sightings of spoopy ships?
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I still wonder what Goto thinks that Naka is full blown Abyssal and giving no fucks apparently... still that's better than the sick hybrid rotting ship form she was...

Though now I wonder if we really could have made use of that steel hair of hers. I mean that's a lot of free steel there.
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>>46215886
>>46215862

You heard the man, Admiral.

You have a chance to make some weebs and chairforce fuckers shit their collective pants.
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>>46215840
>Singapore
>Tatsuta is brought in
>RSS Steadfast is kicked out of drydock, pops a leak, keels over, and sinks in the harbor, taking a quarter of the damage control crew with her due to them not getting the fuck off the ship in time

>>46215776
The best part is that the crews of the JMSDF ships that share names with IJN ships are happily plastering their vessels with their girly alter-egos. Apparently they're even having inter-ship pissing matches about which one's cuter. Imagine what those skippers are going through right now.

Wait, is this a legit thing, or just in the quest?
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>>46215939
Just reference one of Settle's friends having to deal with a bunch of hospital shipgirls posting on @chan's /k/ or something.
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>>46215939
Fucking do it Planefag, You feed off cluster fucks and rage anyway
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>>46215939

Nonsense, planefag.

He's a flag rank fucker.

He'd get some other officer to find you, and another to lead a troop to hurt you.
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>>46215939
I'd rather that not happen, yeah?
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>>46215956
its a legit thing anon.
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>>46215947
simple, we just need to keep T&T alive until naka grows enough...
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>>46215941
The answer is unequivocally Naka and the republican leadership stands behind me on this.
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>>46215839
Nerds are fractal. No matter how deep you go, you'll always find somebody that's "the nerd" in the group.
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>>46215949
It would be GLORIOUS.

But it might make the news... which should be avoided?
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>>46215949
Oh you've made a terrible mistake.
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>>46215939
Oh please, at most he'll bust your chops and care you a little.

Besides you almost wrote the Admiral as Settle except the married part (yet)
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>>46215929
Every branch in the JSDF, and sometimes particular recruiting stations in each prefecture, have an anime mascot.
The JGSDF's helicopter squadrons have anime girls per helicopter.
The Coasties have adopted Anzu and Miho for recruitment and info dissemination.
The PSIA (Japanese NSA) have anime characters on their online recruitment site.
Anime isn't encroaching. It's already there.
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>>46215966
The putting you into weeb fanfiction part or hurting him part?
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>>46215947
Oh, I'm sure there'll be fallout from Naka-chan's new look.
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>>46215956
>The best part is that the crews of the JMSDF ships that share names with IJN ships are happily plastering their vessels with their girly alter-egos. Apparently they're even having inter-ship pissing matches about which one's cuter. Imagine what those skippers are going through right now.
I'm pretty sure it's a legit thing. I know I've seen one of the figmas of Choukai in Choukai's mess hall.

Also, there was that PR fill the Reagan did where they got a little Akagi and filmed her on the flight deck.

Captcha is pies. Jersey will be happy.
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>>46215906
And now I have something to add to my next Congressional briefing ...between the House and Senate I bet at least one member knows KanColle -- my money's on McCain.
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>>46215966

See? God has spoken. GOD SAYS NO.

If this is god, Thomas is like the HR manager that HIRED God. Imagine what HE would do.

What did I ever do to you guys? Nothing. NOT A GODDAMN THING
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>>46215967
...Well I know what I'm doing the rest of the night.
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>>46215987
What'd he do?
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>>46215949
I'd advise you remember who you're talking to. I dislike being told what to do by people I don't know. Even less so by little shitstains on the internet.
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>>46216003
something something pillowfort something something keine lewds
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>>46216002
No, it's probably one of the freshmen.

I bet if you looked hard enough you'd find somebody's staff who was a big enough weeb. I myself spent CPAC playing Fire Emblem Awakening in between speakers.
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>>46215987
ohboy ohboy ohboy.
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>>46215966
Coward where is your sense of adventure? Talk about the brave and the bold of the united states military.
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>>46216003
Fuck him and do it anyway. What is he gonna do planefag in all honesty? He gonna type a sternly worded letter to you at fucking best.
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>>46216008
Just you wait, his response will... yeah see
>>46216011
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>>46216003
>What did I ever do to you guys? Nothing. NOT A GODDAMN THING

you didn't finish SWQ
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>>46216003
You brought us all together here, to suffer under your iron boot, 4chan, /tg/, and Spacebattles alike.
You've done more than you know, and you'll pay for it all.
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>>46215993
>The PSIA (Japanese NSA) have anime characters on their online recruitment site.
http://www.moj.go.jp/psia/index.html
I was desperately hoping this was true. Did I visit the wrong website?
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>>46216003
Well I could argue otherwise, but nothing that'd warrant what amounts to a beating from a soldier.
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>>46215987
ANCF, your boss is awesome.
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>>46215956
>Wait, is this a legit thing, or just in the quest?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/24/b7/6c/24b76cb7a62909e520c3c87adfcdb95f.jpg

Yeah. It's a thing.
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>>46216003
>What did I ever do to you guys? Nothing. NOT A GODDAMN THING
YOU FORCED US ONTO THE MINNA ROUTE.

YES I'M STILL SALTY.
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>>46216003
>>46216031
This is true you didn't. I kinda wish you would.
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>>46216011
.....Well shit, "I surrender" Where is your ship so i can sign my unconditional surrender.
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>>46216031
took the words right out of my mouth
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>>46216051
trudefag status 2016: still mad
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>>46216011
And I'd advise you to remember where you are exactly.

This place ain't exactly for professionals.
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>>46216026
It's called respect. It's something of a foreign concept on the Internet -- and 4chan in particular -- but the armed services pretty much live on it every single day.
>>
So class, why do we not put real people in our quests?

Because they will find you and fucking destroy you.
>>
Watch out for planefag!
/qtg/ public enemy number one!
He is the main one responsible for...

[X] SWQ
[X] KCQ
[X] SuWQ
[X] SW89
[X] TW89
[X] PJW89
[X] ALL THOSE OTHER NEVER ENDING FUCKING SPINOFFS
[X] Inserting a male PC into my pure lesbian waifu setting
[X] Killing questing in 2004,2011,2012,2013,2014, 2015
[X] Hostile take over of /qtg/
[X] Popularizing questing on /tg/, choaking the board with shitty quests
[X] Having "fun"
[X] Anonkun's white color scheme
[X] Encouraging GermanSchteel to write his shittier "fixed" SWQ:Galia
[X] Numerous false-flagging operations
[X] /qtg/ trolling
[X] Trolling Taleanon
[X] Removing Crusty Jones's internet connection
[X] Bullying EGO
[X] Bullying AzureNyan
[X] Bullying planefag
[X] Migration of FUCK QUEST to /tg/
[X] Gyoji imoutospamming
[X] Fluff
[X] NTR in Psion quest
[X] Hexer's slow pace
[X] Making Merlin lewd
[X] Never delivering Keine lewds
[X] Arizona lewds
[X] Deculture's delays
[X] Successful assassination of TalesAnon
[X] Successful assassination of Kota
[X] Attempted assassination of deculture by flooding the Philippines
[X] Bouncing the UN World Congress
[X] Starving the world's supply of bad dragon's with bulk purchases
[X] Diaz
[X] Introducing the .H264 10-bit profile in questing
[X] Zoe Quinn and Five Guys
[X] Pushing to ban lolis in Japan
[X] DDOS'ing nyaa.se
[X] Was responsible for Theros being the worst block ever
[X] Created Kamigawa
[X] Banned Golgari Grave Troll and Dread Return from Modern
[X] Taking over and directing Star of David Games
[X] Fetches in Modern
[X] Leads the IRC Cabal
[X] Vote spammed with the Cabal to make sure your waifu didn't win in that quest
[X] Purgin exhentai of all wani content (never forget)
[X] Made the Hugbox
[X] Killing SWQ
[X] Not Killing SWQ
[X] Space Battles invasion of /tg/
[X] /tg/ invasion of Space Battles
[X] Never writing AWiY, ever
[X] Anti-skubbers
[X] "That”

His ultimate goal is to kill questing and /tg/!
However, you can stop him. Spread this list!
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>>46215887
>Implying I would lewd any of the DesDiv6s

WHAT YOU SAY
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>>46216066
I may be mad, but AT LEAST I WOULDN'T FUCK A DESTROYER.
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>>46216053

You literally just got told "not your personal army" by an Admiral. That has to be some kind of accomplishment.
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>>46215939
>>46216003
>He's already this paranoid

You really don't want to know what Merc requested I draw for him. It's a doozy~

>>46216003
>What did I ever do to you guys? Nothing. NOT A GODDAMN THING

Must I really recount your debts to me Greek?
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>>46216042
Oh, I done fucked up, bruh. They put the anime characters on their OFFICIAL RECRUITMENT PAMPHLETS.
Have a link since we've reached image limit.
http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/0c0737e0a496b35182dd1a860ab065251404437415_full.jpg


>>46216003
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-u-ISaOfS4
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>>46216077
Add Naka lewds to the list.
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>>46216011
Wow. You can actually FEEL the command authority coming through the post.

It's really impressive.
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>>46216077

ADD 2016 MOTHERFUCKER! FIX THAT SHIT!
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>>46216074

And as far as everyday relations between branches, the lack thereof.
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>>46216097
>Wow. You can actually FEEL the command authority coming through the post.

You actually can. Taking notes.
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>>46215859
>You either fuck them all
Your terms are acceptable.
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>>46216011
y-yes sir
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>>46216011
welcome to 4chan, now fuck off, sir
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>>46216102
Only when they're fucking around. When the shit really hits the fan things are a bit different. Even chairforce gets major props when their CAS saves your ass.
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>>46216089
I know, i feel kind of proud to be honest.
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>>46216074
I'm well aware of respecting him, Bastards hopefully done more then I have yet for this nation. But I'll still shitpost him online until he shows up in my fucking face, Then I'll apologize and get the man a beer..... but until then, Shitposting it is!

>>46216130
Can't leave one out, its bad for moral.
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>>46216102
NAVY A SHIT

WE ONLY NEED TWO BRANCHES: THE ARMY AND SOMEBODY TO BUY US LUNCH
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>>46216080
You heard him you sick fuck.
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>>46215946
What about dead North Koreans
http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/07/asia/japan-ghost-ship/
>>
This seems pretty elaborate to actually be someone trolling
>>
Did Naka use protection when Harder plunged himself into her Abyssal depths? Because if she did not, there might be issues in a few months

I bet Naka is going to have to rebrand herself as a punk rock idol given her new appearance is the anithesis of her bright, cheery idol persona.
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>>46216141
Overinflated sense of self worth really is a serious understatement when applied to you.
>>
This thread right now holy shit
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>>46216097
>>46216110
It's a talent of senior officers, I can do it to but I tend to be A BIT LESS SALTY on the internet.
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>>46216150
And how exactly are you going to get to the theater of operations, and survive for more than ten seconds when you do, without control of the air and sea? And do you really want to have to storm a beachhead?
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>>46216169
So, who should we get to draw a picture of a pregnant abyssal Naka dressed as a punk rocker then?
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>>46216175
Compared to pretending to be a flag officer on the internet? Not really.
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>>46216080
Don't lie to us. We know all about your unhealthy lust for Taffy 3.

>>46216169
Naka might go Babymetal. They have gothic fashion choices but still do relatively traditional idol songs despite the heavy metal dressing.

It's not exactly unusual for musicians like Naka to rebrand themselves. And of course we could just try to lessen the impact by using makeup.
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>>46216166
It's not. Colonel got texted earlier by his boss.


>>46216161
AHAHA FUCK
GET THE IOWA BACK ONLINE. NOW.
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>>46216150
You stupid fuck, The Chair-force and Army are all we need. One to fly our troops/shoot shit when they get called, The other to secure and hold the land.

>>46216177
Why is he salty anyway? his on fucking 4chan is this his first time here or something?
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>>46216169
Don't worry, it's not like the fuses on Harder's fish will work!
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>>46216169
>Did Naka use protection when Harder plunged himself into her Abyssal depths? Because if she did not, there might be issues in a few months
I don't think either of them plan to live that long.
>I bet Naka is going to have to rebrand herself as a punk rock idol given her new appearance is the anithesis of her bright, cheery idol persona.
Honestly, I doubt that she's even going to want to restart the whole idol thing considering that she can mind control people with her singing, like a ship-girl/abyssal jiggalypuff.
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>>46216192
Nursefag confirmed it...
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>>46216144

Yeah, but "when the shit really hits the fan" isn't currently the everyday for the average member of any branch (statistically speaking, not meaning to disrespect those currently downrange), and hopefully it won't be any time soon.
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>>46216177
Maybe you need more brass?
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>>46216177
There are some senior officers that I firmly believe could force choke me right through the telecon screen if I say the wrong thing. I've never been stupid enough to test that theory.
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>>46216191

Just go to your favorite porn site and search naka pregnant abyssal. Should be lots.
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>>46216201

He's a RADM.

He's probably like 20% salt at the best of times anyways from all those years at sea.

And from dealing with idiot fucking NCMs and junior officers.
>>
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm27371211
I'd forgotten the JMSDF band once played Kancolle music.
To be fair Kancolle music is pretty good.
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>>46216192
Post some identifying info if you're so confident :^)
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>>46216011
Blow it out your ass.
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>>46216089
Naaahm It's my inner japanese. my people learned from experience not to fuck with the U.S. navy.

Tease them a little sure, but when you hear the belt snap, you know when to stop (A little)
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>>46216195
>Don't lie to us. We know all about your unhealthy lust for Taffy 3.

Pffffffff. You should take that up with lewdfag, wherever he is.
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>>46216141
It must be nice living in a world with no moral quandries and an unlimited budget. I don't know what that's like and I'd rather like to keep it that way. So as much as it pains me to say this, yes I'm gonna fuck off now. Sleep is a good thing to have.
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>>46216225
You can't even trip, get on my level first.
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>>46216192
Impersonating a US military officer is a Federal criminal offense, so you'd have to be pretty dumb to do so - even on 4chan. You never know who's watching.
>>
Honestly this makes "Settle screams at ghosts until he's attacked by psychic zombies and has a stroke" a lot more believable
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>>46216212
Yeah cause its not like anyone can just throw on a name.
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>>46216192
>pretending

Nah, not after he told that guy off, that's not pretending. I am a writer. I write a lot. I try to write believably. I have tried to write a rear Admiral shutting someone down, exactly like that, and never managed to make it sound how that did. It's real bro. It's real.

... I can never show my face in public again. They know. This is like writing a comedy about Auschwitz and then walking outside to see an old Jewish man with a tattoo on his arm, staring at you. Judging you. Because he Knows.

>>46216052

Please don't tell me you read that. PLEASE.
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>>46216223
Youtube for those without NND,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPZ9s3cFAuA
>>
You know, I knew an airforce major that pinpointed a guys ROOM, just so he could instill fear in his heart, just cause the guy was dating the major's daughter.
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>>46216094
Oh man that's perfect.
Reminds me of this recent ad from McD's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTrC86mmPaw
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>>46216110
This is straight up inspirational GOLD for a writer about any sort of military setting.

>>46216177
You've had some little moments. Like when you half-teasingly reminded your subordinates you were still their boss.

But seeing it at full bore? It is something to behold. It's mostly the clear, no-nonsense straight delivery.

Add one or two low-key derogatory terms for the proper condescension/disappointment mixture.

>>46216239
Good Night, Sir.
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>>46216246
What does, forgot to link
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>>46216241
>implying tripping is significantly difficult or worrisome
>>
Good luck, Harder's torpedo sperm.

Make us proud.
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>>46216097
>>46216110

I ain't seeing it.
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>>46216251
>... I can never show my face in public again
Because you don't want to you lazy neet lets not confuse the source of your problem here
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>>46216267
Harder's sperm is just faeries riding mini Mk-14s
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>>46216239
Go get your sleep old man, Thanks for visiting us though Sir and making everybody freak out if your Legit.
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>>46216264
I didn't forget to link, I just meant this whole section of the thread
>>
Goodnight, Admiral~

You know, I'm pretty sure I know which base Crix is stationed on. And I've got a photo somewhere, too...
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>>46216195
Babymetal Naka would work as well.
But I just want to see the scene where Naka has to meet with the idol producer about her permanent changes and how she should rebrand.
I just want to see the office workers/marketing deal with the fact that one of their popular idols just Abyssalized.
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>>46216239
G'night, sir. Thanks for droppin' by.
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>>46216265
Now keep that trip on all your posts for the next 9 years and then I'll post my address.
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>>46216251
His gone, How about the lewds with him and Settle? He didn't say no to that.
>>
Thanks planefag and co. for writing!
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>Falling for the 'Pretending to be an Admiral on an imageboard' meme.

Every time. You faggots will never learn.
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>>46216286
>Harder is laying in bed after Naka left
>sudden gets a "CONFIRMED TORPEDO HIT" signal in his head
>"I-I guess I should take responsibility..."
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>>46216286
>Mark 14 sperm.

So... you're saying Harder'll somehow manage to knock HIMSELF up?
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>>46216258
Oh man, that's a cute ad.

On the other hand, the PSIA might be using those characters for their official organ as well.
>>
One things for sure, it's events like this that really make it easy to pick out normal Anons from SBers.
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>>46216201
My boss tends to vent on the internet, so when he fires up his computer he tends to be a salty, salty son of a bitch.

>>46216251
You would really like my answer to be no wouldn't you, sadly it is yes. I enjoyed it.
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>>46216251
You can learn and do better.

He doesn't seem overtly disappointed with you. Just with Crix, which is both normal and a natural reaction to a chair force member.

>>46216282
Then you are remarkably resistant to authority. Or dull.

Whichever.

>>46216296
Oh, that should be fun.
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>>46216296
DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
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>>46216316
>Mark 14s
>confirmed hit
>won't work properly, ship-baby will be stillborn
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>>46216251
>Nah, not after he told that guy off, that's not pretending. I am a writer. I write a lot. I try to write believably. I have tried to write a rear Admiral shutting someone down, exactly like that, and never managed to make it sound how that did. It's real bro. It's real.
No that's your hardon speaking. Seriously. It's nothing special. I'll buy he's a real adm 'cause ancfag confirmed it but there's literally nothing special in the way the guy talked.
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>>46216334
Dark and cold. JUST LIKE NAKA.
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>>46216320
Pretty much, but then again that would really fuck him now wouldn't it?
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>>46216296
>>46216331
>>46216327
>all these fucking newfags who haven't seen the image
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>>46216322
How so?
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>>46216314
It's not like indulging blatant bullshit is uncommon on /tg/. People find it fun, I guess.
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>>46216223
>To be fair Kancolle music is pretty good.
Best ones are the event music done by Kaoling
https://youtu.be/yfhFfLtPDxU?t=3m38s
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>>46216297
I'm more excited for the concert.

According to the Eldridge she's gonna sing a really important song there and I hope to God it's Bones in the Ocean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVkD4lgXTEU

And then on the album, there's a hidden track with Harder and Naka singing a duet of "I'm a Believer"
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>>46216337

As someone who's in a non-murrican military, but has contact with some senior officers...

Yeah, no, that's definitely flag-rank-fucker talk. Every one I've met beyond LTC talked like that.
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>>46216327
>Then you are remarkably resistant to authority. Or dull.
It's the lack of fanboy goggles.
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>>46216349
Or 4chan in general.
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>>46216282
You haven't felt the presence of AU-THO-RI-TAY near you, have you?
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>>46216314
>Every time. You faggots will never learn.

Do you know what a military academy is? Imagine basic training. With the cot flipping and the crazy screaming and all that Full Metal Jacket shit.

Now imagine college, with level 400 courses.

Combine these into one unholy hell. That is a military academy. The upper windows at the Air Force academy? They do not open. That's because too many people were jumping out of them. They used to have people in the mess who would watch you while you ate, and if you chewed more than three times before swallowing, they'd confiscate your plate. I don't know what Annapolis is like these days, but it's probably not tremendously better.

It takes a certain kind of person to get through that shit with flying colors. They are... distinctive, even on the internet. If that's a fake, it's one hell of a good fake.
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>>46216239
Good night sir and thank you for your service.
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>>46216337
Have you ever written anything?

Because I understand completely where planefag is coming from.

Dialogue is insanely hard to get right. Much more so when attempting to do charisma or command authority right.

So, when you finally come across a real example, you go "So that's how I should have written it like. Damnit it!"
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>>46216379
>Do you know what a military academy is? Imagine basic training.
Do YOU Planefag?

Stop preaching shit you have never experienced first hand like its supposed to mean something.
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>>46216324
Throw some fucking water on him then, but he really needs to learn to shitpost with the rest of us. Or atleast accept we now need a Cross-Ship between Settle and him, Maybe some Bromance at sea.

>>46216379
> if you chewed more than three times before swallowing

Plane what the fuck type of place did you fucking go to mate?
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>>46216344
>>46216334
I prefer to be optimistic. It might be a little Hoppo-chan.
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>>46216296
Planefag if you fuck over Crix I swear to Christ I'll be your παῖς for as long as you'll have me.
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>>46216387
>Dialogue is insanely hard to get right. Much more so when attempting to do charisma or command authority right.

This. This so much.
Notes have been taken.
>>
>Spooky ghost wounds
>Hate being adorable with Tenryuu
>Cogs turning on how the fuck to fix Tatsuta
>Touching moment between Hate and Settle
>Harder below Naka's waterline
>The crazy of rank fuckers in the thread
Fun night
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>>46216402

You forget that was probably like, 60-70s and earlier level beasting.

Maybe 80s.
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>>46216349
There are almost 1,000 flag officers in the US military. Many of them are pretty bored. Ergo, I'm perfectly willing to believe that one would wander by to give us shit.
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>>46216379
there's like nothing accurate about this post
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>>46216379
>It's a 'Planefag talks about shit he doesn't actually know' episode

baka desu senpai
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>>46216324
>My boss tends to vent on the internet, so when he fires up his computer he tends to be a salty, salty son of a bitch.

Well, he's in luck, because 4chan is literally made for that. Just... make sure he never ventures into a Navy thread on /k/, unless he enjoys flaming people until they cry. If he does, those threads are nothing but easy targets, wall to wall.

>I enjoyed it.

But it's so terrible. It's so terrible. In so many ways, it is... I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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>>46216409
Please, anon. We all know Naka's going to die soon. Either Naka or Harder.
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>>46216426
>60's-70's

Really? Because all I ever hear from my dad - who commanded an engineer company or whatever scale it was in West Germany - was that the military was extremely shitty and nobody wanted to be there.

This was post-Vietnam, obviously, and it eventually did get better, but apparently half the unit was addicted to one drug or another.
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>>46216443
There, there.

Now go to sleep. You swore to three nights of threads this week and it's going to burn through whatever reserves of sleep you might have.
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>>46216434
Go to sleep, fucker.
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>>46216426

Of course, of course. It has "improved" since then. But that's like saying you've moved from the seventh circle of Hell to the fourth - you're still somewhere in the pit.
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>>46216426
I think Planes just stroking out because I've never fucking once heard any of that shit before. Unless its some-how the best god damn secret.

>>46216443
You'd give the old fuck a stroke. Don't do that.
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>>46216459
I actually think neither of them will fight again, mostly because we'll probably never field light cruisers again like that.

Naka is obviously better suited to being given to the squirrels, as the radio operator for the reverse of RFV, or apart of an anti-abyssal commando squad.
>>
>>46216443
>But it's so terrible. It's so terrible. In so many ways, it is...
Lies. It was fun
>>
>>46214450
Offer to dress up as Keats from Foklore instead. For some reason, girls dig it, and it's an easy costume.
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>>46216443
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I have shit taste apparently (Wtf do you mean IS isn't a good anime, that shit's funny as hell to me!) and you're far harder on yourself than you really need to be about SWQ, it had its ups and downs sure but over all it was well written. Better than the stuff I do for BelaBatt thats for damn sure.
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>>46216433
I tend to assume everything on 4chan is bullshit until proven otherwise.
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>>46216460

Peacetime military is ALWAYS extremely shitty.

Doubly so for engineer units, because you're always broken up, tasked out to support infanteer companies and/or do troop level mobility and countermobility if you AREN'T tasked to infantry...

So yeah, I can definitely see him hating his time in the engineers.
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>>46216443
Hey, PF, main posting is done, right? Does that mean I can post that little snip I wrote earlier?
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>>46216443
>Just... make sure he never ventures into a Navy thread on /k/, unless he enjoys flaming people until they cry. If he does, those threads are nothing but easy targets, wall to wall.

This has to happen now. It has to.

Just like DesDiv6 stumbling into a certain hospital room. Or a certain pilot receiving a package in the mail containing a figure of an aircraft carrier...

By the way, who is Bat Lead supposed to be? The commanding officer of VMFA-242? The executive?
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>>46216503
Same. I don't 100% doubt mr. "I hate the army therefore I'm a naval officer", but let's see some damn source.
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>>46216493
No idea what that is! I'll do some research and see.
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>>46216494
>Better than the stuff I do for BelaBatt thats for damn sure.
Nah, your stuff for BelaBatt is fine.

Also, woo, BelaBatt!
>>
>>46216433
And that's not even counting civilians with rank equivalencies to flag rank - which tend to have similar attitudes ... with ANCF and I there are at least two staff-rank or equivalents in the thread, so a RADM is not unbelievable.
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>>46216306
>"Oh shit, someone didn't back down when I was a fuckhead! Better post a ludicrous timeframe as a deflection! Also, pretend I never shitpost anonymously."
Look at that. Isn't it ridiculous? Maybe if we laugh at it enough it'll go away.
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>>46216494
>Infinite Stratos is a good anime
ಠ_ಠ
Charl best girl. Houki a shit. A. SHIT.
>>
By the by, someone just noticed that TODAY, March 24, is Naka's launching date.

So, on her second birthday, Naka had something good happen to her.
>>
>>46216549
It must be fate.
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>>46216510
Dude he already finished with main and nakaposts, just throw your shit to the fire.
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>>46216481
>I've never fucking once heard any of that shit before.

I wouldn't put anything past a service that used to carry out "short-arm inspections."

And they call the NAVY gay ahahahaha

>>46216494
>Wtf do you mean IS isn't a good anime,
>IS

You are one brave son of a bitch, mister.

>but over all it was well written.

To put this in perspective I recently submitted my very first story I ever wrote with hopes of getting paid for it - actual professional fiction put into a book for people to pay money for, and stuff. So as I try to delve into the exciting world of barley-staying-ahead-of-poverty-by-writing, I look back on my misspent youth and hiss in horror. I could have done better. I could have done so much better. That's my child, and it's a mishappen lump of diseased flesh!
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>>46216494
>Wtf do you mean IS isn't a good anime, that shit's funny as hell to me!
Sir, with all due respect, you are a tasteless motherfucker.
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>>46216527
If he gave a shit he could post an image of his fucking door plate and that days newspaper ... but I have yet to meet a flag officer that gave a shit about proving anything to anyone of lesser rank -- the whole point of flag rank is you don't have to prove shit anymore.
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>>46216567
Alrighty, here it goes.
"E and E"
http://pastebin.com/CFXZ8wVv
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>>46216510

Yeah man, post anytime!

>>46216523
>By the way, who is Bat Lead supposed to be? The commanding officer of VMFA-242? The executive?

Squadron leader, if I recall correctly.
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>>46216570
>"short-arm inspections."

Venereal disease is serious business.
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>>46216549
Tenryuu almost got sunk on her birthday, and may very well potentially lose her sister soon.
Naka got laid on hers.

Huh. Karma vampire?
>>
>>46216548
Charl will always be best girl.
>>
>>46216549
>Birthday sex
ha!
>>
>>46216549
>By the by, someone just noticed that TODAY, March 24, is Naka's launching date.
>Harder gave Naka the Torpedo on her birthday
Fucking Pottery.
>>
>>46216494
IS is terribly flawed, and getting worse with every new chapter. But may I interestest you in ISQ?
>>
>>46216494
>IS is a good anime

Good thing we hit image limit, because I don't have a suitable one for this anyway.
>>
>>46216587
My words may not hold much weight, but goddamn this is a tearjerker, right here.
>>
>>46216589
When will batlead come up to Goto and shyly ask for his permission to take Akagi off-base?
>>
>>46216570
>To put this in perspective I recently submitted my very first story I ever wrote with hopes of getting paid for it - actual professional fiction put into a book for people to pay money for, and stuff.

What's the novel's title going to be? I'll keep an eye open for it.
>>
>>46216623
>shyly
>pilot

what
>>
>>46216606
No, because it's shit.
>>
>>46216571
With out a doubt!
>>
>>46216595
>CONGRATS ON THE SEX
>HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>CAN YOU TELL IF IT'S A GIRL OR BOY YET?

>>46216631
Oh come on, we all get shy when we go up to try to talk to our girlfriend's dad for the first time.
>>
>>46216011
Fuck off hoser

sorry
>>
>>46216619
Ditto. A well written little piece.
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>>46216606
>implying ISQ is any better
Nigga, unless it has changed hugely ISQ is even MORE obnoxious than the original. The MC is such an invincible turbo-willpower light novel protagonist he makes the original's protag look realistic and relatable.
>>
>>46216653
Hes been gone for ages now, Anon.
You just wanted the feeling of saying fuck off to somebody in authority, didn't you?
>>
>>46216623
Are you kidding me? He will stride boldly into Goto's office, tell him "I'm taking Akagi out on the town. See ya!" and go out.

>>46216587
Pretty good.
>>
>click on /k/
>first thread: LCS troll thread

It's like the new f-35
>>
>>46216587
Good characterization.

It would be very nice to see Essex reference this if she and Hornet ever met up.

>"Little E told me to look after you..."
>>
>>46216697
To be fair, that thread has been surprisingly civil.
>>
>>46216697
Oh, I'm pretty sure the F-35 is going to remain special for a long time.
>>
>>46216589
So... the CO (Lieutenant Colonel Shawn M. Basco)?

http://www.1stmaw.marines.mil/SubordinateUnits/MarineAircraftGroup12/VMFA242/CommandSuite/CommandingOfficer.aspx
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>>46216697
Independence as a shipgirl would be like a genki girl who everyone fawns over and doesn't really take seriously because she's too cute.
>>
>>46216697
Go to sleep Deme. You need it too.
>>
>>46216570
>You are one brave son of a bitch, mister.
I'm beginning to gather that people here seem to think my recent choices in anime are kinda shit. Oh I wish I had an image for the laughter I have right now.
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>>46216587
Nice, I could see their meeting happening that way.
>>
>>46216718
>From Parris Island boot to Colonel in the Wing
>Has a fucking Doctorate AND a Purple Heart
>Two 'V' Devices
Welp.
>>
>>46216697
The LCS is good for its role - a coastal defense ship.

It's when people try to make it into some sort of blue-water naval craft that the problems begin to crop up.

Cross-head peg, small round hole.
>>
>>46216734
We've been watching anime for way longer than most people ought to and watch it seasonal rather than just picking the ones which are famous enough to have quests written about them.

So the result is everyone knows about IS and SAO, but few people have heard of Maou-sama or Birdy the Mighty, which are shows /a/ actually likes and talks about long after the anime ends.
>>
>>46216754
Definitely Akagi husbando material there
>>
>>46216619
>>46216668
>>46216682
>>46216703
>>46216745

Thanks!
>>
>>46216587
Really, more pre-summoning ship meetings when?

It's a neat concept to have them as ghosts watching over their still sailing hulls.
>>
>>46216766
Wait, hold it.
>FAC in Iraq
He was a fucking Air Controller?
Damn.
>>
>>46216763
Maou Ma O Yuusha (massacred that title) and Spice and Wolf. Those two are some of the best fucking anime's I have ever seen
>>
>>46216587
...Well, that was both sad... and heartwarming.

Then Essex was treated to the same fate as Enterprise, being scrapped... hmm.

Good work, keep it up!
>>
>>46216815
Watch [C]: The Money of Soul and Possibility

It's not the absolute best economics anime, in fact it's pretty flawed because it was only one cour and should have been two, but it's enjoyable nonetheless due to its strident position on world economics.

I dunno if you've seen it yet, but hey.
>>
>>46216754
Wonder how long it will take before he pops up in this quest... IRL.
>>
>>46216676
>I'd advise you remember who you're talking to. I dislike being told what to do by people I don't know.
I remember he is just a guy. He has a respectable position but so what? His authority means absolutely jack shit to me. He's a hoser who can fuck off. It's some Dresden files shit.

I didn't know he was gone, didn't even notice the post time, I was catching up on the thread and his post called to me.
>>
>>46216763
Always hated Birdy, the nonchalant manner Birdy treated him with despite wrecking his life always irked me.

I imagine Crest of the Stars would garner some appeal due to its content.
>>
So more write ups tonight or have we entered terminal thread banter?
>>
>>46216837
Haven't I'll look it up when I get back home.
>>
>>46216899
I given that someone new posted a writeup, which is usually the last person to post I think this is terminal thread banter time.
>>
Posting to get thread OVER 800!

>>46216780
'Twas a good storytime.
>>
>>46216899
>So more write ups tonight or have we entered terminal thread banter?

Think so. Someone mentioned something NJ lewds in the last thread though.
>>
So, wait.

How many rear admirals are currently in charge of joint-command operations that involve the army nurse corps?

Could we not get a short-list of potential names for His Excellency?
>>
>>46216718

NO ANON

NO

N O
>>
>>46216837
>it's pretty flawed because it was only one cour
I'm fairly sure its shoestring budget also played a part. Still the battle move narration and the OST were good.
>>
>>46216883
>I imagine Crest of the Stars would garner some appeal due to its content.

elf slave wat do: the anime
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>>46216925
Let's not
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>>46216925
Current Chief Suspect:
Rear Admiral William Roberts
Commandant, Medical Education and Training Campus

http://www.navy.mil/navydata/bios/navybio.asp?bioID=445
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>>46216925
Sure, it's pretty much all online.
>>
>>46216930
you think the guy would be pissed off if somebody wrote a smut fic between Settle and him, Once we locate his name?
>>
>>46216958
>starting that kind of game with military men

Anon. Make me a promise.

Promise you won't pull this until after I've typed up the Sarajevo porn incident for your perusal. So you can understand the kind of hell you are bringing upon yourself.

They will play your game, and they will WIN.
>>
>>46216970
HOW ABOUT YOU TYPE UP THOSE KEINE LEWDS FAGLORD
>>
>>46216958
Mate, I'd be pissed off at the mere possibility of being in something like that. Now imagine an RADM's reaction.
>>
>>46216930
Just make Batlead an official fictional character, have him go on a date with Akagi, and consider all your debts settled.

For now.
>>
>>46216979
I'd rather have Koakuma lewds.
>>
>>46216970
>the Sarajevo porn incident

You have my fucking attention
>>
>>46216881
I'm not too sure if the devil dogs at Iwakuni Air Station watch animu or play KanColle.
>>
>>46217011
FUCK YOU FAGGOT. I'VE BEEN WAITING TOO MANY YEARS FOR THIS.

EITHER I GET MY KEINE LEWDS, OR I GET MY SHOUKAKU LEWDS.

ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, THIS FUCKING SHIT IS COMING TO AN END.
>>
>>46217015
'Twas a story related to me long ago by a man who used to be an Apache crew chief in the National Guard. It is a tale that emphasizes that treachery will always, always, ALWAYS triumph over youth.

I'll hunt it down now; it's buried in the IRC logs of my old laptop. I have a hard drive rip on this external here...
>>
>>46216970
I promise to hold off Plane, until I get really shitfaced . There can't be that many RADM"s to write about.

>>46216984
You act like this would be the worse fucking thing he had ever seen/heard/read.

Fuck now I wanna see him on /pol/ and /k/ for shits and giggles.
>>
>>46217029
He isn't going to make any Keine lewds.
>>
>>46217029
Shoukaku lewds already exist though
>>
>>46216930
So... the executive officer then? Major Cook?
>>46217009
This works too, and doesn't have the possibility of-
>>46217019
a figure of a certain aircraft carrier being mailed to Iwakuni Air Station.

>'your new best friend'
>>
>>46217041
>>46217039
*SHOUKAKU ROUTE

LET ME FIX THAT.
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>>46217044
>So... the executive officer then? Major Cook?

I'm saying DON'T EVEN LOOK THEM UP WHAT ARE YOU THINKING
>>
>>46217059
You know no one even mentioned any of this shit until you fucking said in a previous thread, "hey if anyone from Thomas's staff sees this plz forget it k?" Seriously you brought this on yourself with that alone.
>>
>>46217058
What, you want a Shoukaku route? Too bad.
>>
>>46217080
SUCH IS THE FATE OF THE GREEK.
IMPALED UPON THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES
>>
>>46217090
>Insert Laughing Greek philosophers here
Alternatively
>Insert Laughing Schniezel el Britannia here
>>
>>46216958
>>46217044
Anon

Anon wat r u doin

Anon STAHP
>>
Hey, does anyone know how to get Windows to fucking search the content of text documents, and not just the fucking filenames? Because that'd be fucking swell.
>>
>>46217059
Please, it's not like I'm actually going to click that 'Contact Us' link on their page or anything like that - I actually have some degree of self-preservation, unlike some others in thread.

It's just easier to put a face to a character - and you have to admit, Lieutenant Colonel Basco has quite the resume.

Sergeant Major Jason L. Kappen is married with two kids, so he's out of the running for Akagi's boyfriend.

And I can't find anything regarding to Major Cook.

Also
>>46217080
This.
>>
>>46217058
In another world where anon was actually interested in her, perhaps.
>>
>>46217090
Oh ffs seriously he is very correct about not letting anyone whom happened to be featured in this quest, coincidental or not, find out about said thing. It is very bad for several reasons.
One you have random idiots giving out your real name on the internet, on fucking 4chan of all places, im pretty sure that's grounds for a lawsuit in some courts.
Two >>46216958 >>46217044 enough fucking said, and im pretty sure mo0st normal ppl with normal lives would not appreciate shit like that.
Three i like this quest and i would prefer it to continue, fuck you idiots VERY much.
>>
>>46216970
Mother Fucker did you forget where you are? These threads have been positively fucking TAME and polite. You post some bullshit "PORN INCIDENT" like it's the end all be all can't be top crap and I will summon exodia as a WARM-UP.
>>
>>46217142
What file format?
>>
>>46217172

just .txt files. As usual, nothing with windows is simple or intuitive, ever.
>>
>>46217142
No, though I do know that my irc logs are large enough that I have to use notepad++ since the regular can't handle them
>>
>>46217142
Oh, and
http://www.howtogeek.com/99406/how-to-search-for-text-inside-of-any-file-using-windows-search/

>>46217163
Chill out bro.
>>
>>46217167
>Using Exodia
>Ever
Bro do you remember the Kuriboh spam?
>>
>>46217178
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Windows-7-Search-File-Contents

OH. just TWELVE fucking steps to perform that basic fucking function, thanks ballmer

fucking hell
>>
>>46217178
Well aside from the link I just posted I normally use Notepad++'s Find in Files function.

And most things are simple enough, IMO.
>>
>>46217163
>>46217120
Fine, I'll drop it. But I wasn't the guy looking up actual information on them. That's kinda weird.

But I mean if another anon just takes all this information and spins it...well its not me anymore, its in gods hands.
>>
>>46217163
>im pretty sure that's grounds for a lawsuit in some courts.
Not when you reveal enough personal info yourself that some simple Google searches can find out who you are.
>>
>>46217195
Most of those steps you only have to do once.
>>
>>46217186
>it's set to Off by default

I hate the motherfuckers at Microsoft so much I can hardly breathe sometimes
>>
>>46217149
ANCF and his boss gave us too much information. Oversees assignment, he's the DNC (Deputy Commander for Nursing), and he was bitching about TDY (temporary duty travel) There happens to have been a Army Nurse Corps leadership conference in Virginia on the 21st. Coincidence? Possibly. But we shall see.
>>
>>46217228
And Windows 10 is even worse

Can't disable automatic restart for updates at all. Ever.
>>
>>46217228
INSTALL. GENTOO.
>>
>>46217239

Not to put too fine a point on it, but public employees are public employees. There's literally hundreds of people that work for these two. I doubt they give a shit.
>>
>>46217209
This.
I am only using the information on their official site (and wikipedia).

I am not delving into the fucking deepweb or some dank meme shit like that to dredge up information.

Also, VMFA-242 has a Facebook page.
>>46217239
It's like nobody grasps the concept of OPSEC anymore.
>>
>>46217228
Literally no OS has that shit on by default. Indexing file contents is expensive.
>>
>>46217266
>It's like nobody grasps the concept of OPSEC anymore.

>going to a fucking conference is OPSEC

Speaking of not grasping the concept...
>>
>>46217269
with UNIX-based OSes you can use grep. Kinda the same thing.
>>
>>46217282
Irony~
>>
>>46217259
I was referring to the fact that somebody would have to go to a moderate amount of trouble to backstop that story if it were just trolling. The reference by the RADM to ANCF being his "DNC" was convincing for me because that's not a term in common usage outside the armed services. It's not even on the standard acronym list. Couple that with the Reddy conference (this the TDY) and I'm pretty sold.
>>
>>46217282
Not the conference. Just all the small little hints dropped off. Like the power failure crippling operations at the hospital. Or other stuff that seems harmless at first, but could be possibly used otherwise.

Also, hello NSA!
>>
>>46217288
a) Grep doesn't do index-based searching.
b) Grep doesn't search non-plaintext.
c) Windows has findstr or if you wanna be fancy powershell.
>>
>>46217318
>Deme's modem died
>Twice
Those in Michigan, keep your eyes out for party vans, please.
>>
>>46217318
What?
>>
>>46217313

Ah, gotcha.

>>46217326
>c) Windows has findstr or if you wanna be fancy powershell.

HELLO WHAT

Wow. It's like Windows 98 again. "Move aside, grandma."

"What's that?"

"This? This is DOS. I can control the computer... by typing."

I actually understood DOS search commands better than windows at the time, ugh
>>
>>46217337
Its a well known thing that the FBI and the NSA regularly trawl 4chan for leads, leaks, etc.

Er, the last case was when a man committed murder of his... I think it was his wife? Posted it on /b/ and within a half hour or so the FBI was tipped off.
>>
>Hmm, what's /k/ and why would it be interesting if the Admiral were to go there to vent?
>Pokes head into /k/

>Having done some research, I have discovered that light Infantry is cable of destroying everything due to Missiles. Light infantry is cable of traveling huge distances in hostile terrain and doesn't require large supply lines unlike tanks and other ground forces . It is very versatile cable of destroying everything from tanks to aircraft due to vast variety of weapons they often wield and have been marginalized in recent years due to pressure from corrupt lobbyist and defense contractors. The Us military recognizing their importance has been vastly expanding theire size since they are in active combat. They are cable of destroying tanks using ATGM and TOW's rendering tanks expensive glass cannon. They are also cable of storming building using javelin missiles and suppressive fire making them very useful COIN warfare and can destroy air craft using stingers letting them do everything

the absolute fuck is this
>>
>>46217368

WELCOME. TO. /K/.

>>46217366

imo they also shitpost while "working" and they probably giggle too
>>
>>46217368
Wait, he posted on /k/ too?
>>
>>46217366
Why do people think posting sensative information on /b/ is a good idea!?
>>
>>46217343
That's what they get for bringing grep up.

Personally I prefer GUIs unless I'm doing something that involves dozens of files. One of the most painful moments was when my command-line tool broke (new file format and the tool wasn't updated yet) so I had to switch to a different, GUI-based tool. That's when I learned how to use Autohotkey for more than faking media keys.
>>
>>46217398
I don't know ask Sentinel QM :^)
>>
>>46217366
>>46217389
Well fuck there was no murder here, just shit-posting and idea making,

>>46217368
>They are also cable of storming building using javelin missiles

That hurt me more then it should've.
>>
>>46217398
People are dumb. The internet makes them even dumber.
>>
>>46217398
Because they are idiots and/or wanna be a part of the KOOL KIDZ KLUB!!!
>>
>>46217398
>/b/
That should answer your question right there,
>>
>>46217396
No, those guys are very common in /k/.

And believe me, that's a mild case.
>>
>>46217368
>>46217417
>They are also cable of storming building using javelin missiles
>"We got two holed up behind that room"
>"BACKBLAST CLEAR"
>Missile sized hole in the ceiling
>possibly two or more burn victims
>>
>>46217409
I never posted any sensitive information, and also please just fucking kill me now fuck
>>
>>46217468
This is why letting autists design your weapons is a BAD idea.
>>
>>46217468
is this punishment for shitposting the man earlier? I'm sorry god, Please stop. This hurts.

I cede, Subject is dropped.

>>46217480
Your fine Sentinel.
>>
>>46217142
>Hey, does anyone know how to get Windows to fucking search the content of text documents, and not just the fucking filenames? Because that'd be fucking swell.
Alternative for the future. Replace explorer.exe?

I've tried Directory Opus before (and liked it), but I don't know if it'll do the task you require or if any of its other features will help. It also costs money (But has a trial period, I believe). Could be worth looking into.
>>
>>46217366
>Posted it on /b/ and within a half hour or so the FBI was tipped off.

Here's your informant. https://tips.fbi.gov/
>>
>>46217550
This thread fucking was trippy today, But it was a good thread. Sleep good Crazy anons of 4chan.
>>
>>46217658
I CAN'T SLEEP
NOT UNTIL THE SARAJEVO PORN INCIDENT IS RETOLD IN ALL ITS CRAZY GLORY
HAVE SOME JAZZ TO KEEP YOU UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caWY7uOlakU
>>
>>46217671

Sorry anon, i won't be able to finish it tonight. I'll post it on my ask.fm tomorrow~
>>
>>46217963
GO TO SLEEP

AND DREAM OF SOMETHING LEWD
>>
>>46216169
>Did Naka use protection when Harder plunged himself into her Abyssal depths? Because if she did not, there might be issues in a few months

I'm sure there's a nakadashi pun in there somewhere, but I just can't be assed to make it.
>>
>>46217963
Dream of what could've been and should've been but never will be..
>>
>>46218074
Like Abyssal Harder making love to normal shipgirl Naka.
>>
>>46218104
Or Harder x Arizona
>>
>>46218112
D E L E T E
T H I S
>>
>>46218126
Arizona Dom x Harder Sub?

That better?
>>
>>46218126
NEVER
THEY COULD BE ADORABLE
>>46218137
Also this.
>Arizona wrapping Harder's manlet self up into a kiss like he's a nurse on VJ Day



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