Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>46186526
>[] make sure Yotshi is awake
>[] Ask Jack if he tricked Ochamu into eating the Tumbling Reaper
>[]Help Ochamu up 1d20+str

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>46186526
>[] Ask Jack if he tricked Ochamu into eating the Tumbling Reaper
>[]Help Ochamu up 1d20+str

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>46186526
>[] make sure Yotshi is awake
>[] Ask Jack if he tricked Ochamu into eating the Tumbling Reaper
>[]Help Ochamu up 1d20+str

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>46186526
>[] Jaaaaaack, where arrrre yoooou
>[]Help Ochamu up 1d20+str

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>46186526
>[] make sure Yotshi is awake
>[] Ask Jack if he tricked Ochamu into eating the Tumbling Reaper
>[]Help Ochamu up 1d20+str

I reach down to try and help my big friend up as I look around for that damn doppleganger. She's..she's really heavy, I..wow it's like she's made out of a bunch of rocks or something, jeeze.

Ochamu whimpers and covers her mouth as I huff and puff trying to lift her arm up onto my shoulder.

"JAaaack" I groan as she manages to stand up "did you trick her into eating the reaper or..or aaah"

"I did nothing of the sort" Jack chuckles happily as he walks behind me as my legs slowly buckle under Ochamu's weight as she just lays against me "She did it herself, I swear Adela, come on, back me up here big girl"

"You little" I growl as my legs start to give out and a second later I'm on the deck, salt water washing into my hair as I gasp for air and struggle to get out from under my very...very heavy friend "I'll..I'll get ya for this"

"Well, I doubt you'll be doing much of anything" He says crouch down of me, smiling smugly with my face "Since you're pinned under ...I want to say three hundred pounds of pure muscle"

"I'm just a big girl" Ochamu whimpers, standing up slowly as I think I feel my ribs buckle under her "I'm not manly or anything I'm just a little....big"

"Hey hey, stop tormenting the girl who could snap you like a twig" Yotshi says flatly as he grabs my hand and pulls me out from under Ochamu.

I take a much needed breath of air, oh it feels so refreshing.

"Or the girl who can make your fears able to actually hurt you" I growl under my breath as I rub my stomach trying to make the pain go away

"Yeah or the devil fruit user" Yotshi says nodding "though I guess you still have balls, despite losing them"

"All I said was a marine couldn't be weakling" Jack says shrugging "And she took that as a challenge, and one more word pony tail and you'll see why I"

cont

>>46187159
What do I say?
[] jack...we've been over this, stop being an ass
[] Jacky, do I need to whoop some sense into that empty head of yours?
[]Why did you eat the pepper Ochamuu, you know that thing's like the fires of hell
[] Both of you stop fighting, or I'm leaving you to captain
[] Look, I just want a nice relaxing time on this island over yonder, and if either of you ruin it for me...
[]....we're you bullied as a kid or something
[] god now I see, Marty actually beat the sense out of you
[] Oh just kiss already dammit
[] come on Ochamu, lets get some milk
[] write in

>>46187186
>[] Oh just kiss already dammit

>>46187186
>[]....we're you bullied as a kid or something

>>46187186
>[] jack...we've been over this, stop being an ass
>[] Look, I just want a nice relaxing time on this island over yonder, and if either of you ruin it for me
>[] come on Ochamu, lets get some milk

>>46187186
>[] Jacky, do I need to whoop some sense into that empty head of yours?
>[] come on Ochamu, lets get some milk

>>46187186
>[] Oh just kiss already dammit
>[] come on Ochamu, lets get some milk

>>46187186
[] Oh just kiss already dammit
I've always found myself rather attractive

[] Both of you stop fighting, or I'm leaving you to captain

[] write in
Now, Now jacky Girl, lets just have a nice time on the island, I'd hate to have to lock someone within their own nightmares for thee whole trip (smile sweetly)

I sigh and rub my back as Yotshi freezes, murmuring apologies as Jack crosses his arms, smiling smugly. I smile weakly, rubbing my eye as I turn to now even redder Ochamu, who just can't tear her eyes away from the deck. Walking up to her I gently tap her on the shoulder, and she looks over at me looking miserable.

"Come on Ochamu, lets get some milk" I say grabbing her hand as she nods meekly "That should fix you right up"

"Yeah...I could use some milk" She says quietly "So nice cold milk"

"You're an ass" Yotshi says under his breath, I groan, letting go of Ochamu's hand as she sighs and shakes her head "You know"

"What did you say about me just now?" Jack says sounding furious "I'll have you know I"

"Just kiss already dammit" I say angrily from behind them, right behind them, making both of them jump in surprise

"Wha..wha..whaaa?" Yotshi says, tilting his head in confusion as Jack's face turns white

"I..no, just no, I have standards and plenty of tastes sure, but they're refined not" Jack begins to say, puffing his chest out

"Not another word, if you want to argue like an old bride and groom, you better act like them got it" I say looking down on both of them, squinting my eyes, as both of them cover eachother's

"...Fear really is the great uniter" Ochamu says giggling as she taps me on the shoulder, making me lean to the side from the surprise and force of it "come on Adela, I need that milk, my tongue feels like it's melting"

"alright alright" I say turning around as Yotshi and Jack stare at eachother, and start to get going "don't want that now do we"

"I most certainly do not, how could I enjoy finely crafted sweets without it?" Ochamu says happily before she winces and covers her tongue.
...
cont

>>46187603

What do I do?
[] hang around with Ochamu until she's done drinking
[] make sure yotshi and jack get along
[] complain to Ochamu
[] go see if there's anything I need to do when we dock
[] play around with my powers
[] test my new power on someone
[]but heads with jack
[] write in

>>46187625
>[] hang around with Ochamu until she's done drinking
>[] play around with my powers

>>46187625
>[] hang around with Ochamu until she's done drinking

>>46187625
>[] hang around with Ochamu until she's done drinking

>>46187625
>[] hang around with Ochamu until she's done drinking
>[] go see if there's anything I need to do when we dock

>>46187625
>[] hang around with Ochamu until she's done drinking
>[] play around with my powers

>[] write in
Come on Jacky lets go see if we can find you an interesting body, unless your getting comfortable in mine *run fingers up chest to chin*

>>46187625
>[] hang around with Ochamu until she's done drinking
>[] make sure yotshi and jack get along
>>46187722
Piss off.

I smile happily as I put the cup of coffee to my lips, and leave it there for a second as I bask in it's wonderful, natural smell. Taking a step back I lean against the milk dispenser as Ochamu continues to guzzle it down, not even bothering to use a cup, just holding her mouth under the faucet, sighing in relief.

I can't help but laugh as she kneels there and just keeps on drinking and drinking.

"What?" She asks angrily, as she turns the valve, closing off the flow of milk "I know that wasn't really ladylike, but come on it hurt really bad Adela"

"I know, I know I just couldn't help myself" I say turning away and covering my mouth as she huffs angrily as Ajax stares up at the faucet, mewing to try and get us to turn it back on"Now little guy, you'll get fat if you keep eating so much"

Ajax stares at me, and meows again.

"Awww" Ochamus squees, picking up ajax, who goes about licking her face "How can you say that to something so cuuuute"

"Because he's a crafty lil fellah" I say pointing at him as he stops licking Ochamu's face "I mean usually he doesn't even yet you hold him right"

Ochamu slowly looks down at the little kitten, who starts squirming and meowing I shake my head and hold my hand out as he breaks out of her hands and leaps out of it and into my arms

"How could you use me like that kitty?" Ochamu says with faked hurt

Ajax doesn't respond, besides trying to climb up my chest, digging his claws into my shirt.

"Heeeey, Captain is waking up!" Yotshi shouts down the stairway "You two better get up here before he gets down there, just warning you"

I look at Ochamu, who's already rushing through the empty mess hall, and I sprint after her, Ajax digging his claws further as I run.

I slow down so I don't end up tripping and falling over on him, and to keep my distance so we don't get crushed by a sudden falling Ochamu.

The door slams open as Ochamu pushes it open in her rush, and I slip through it before it closes back again.
cont

>>46188122

What do I do?
[] stand at attention
[] Look at Fruta island and the docks with Ochamu
[] Stay with my friends
[] Make jack stop what ever he's doing
[]Play with ajax, distracting everyone
[] listen to captain
[]make plans, despite knowing nothing about the island
[] write in

>>46188149
>[] stand at attention
>[] listen to captain
>[]make plans, despite knowing nothing about the island

>>46188149
>[] stand at attention
>[] listen to captain
>[]Play with ajax, distracting everyone

>>46188149
>[] Look at Fruta island and the docks with Ochamu
>[] Stay with my friends
>[] Make jack stop what ever he's doing
>[]make plans, despite knowing nothing about the island

>>46188149
>[] stand at attention
>[] listen to captain

>>46188149
>[] stand at attention
>[] listen to captain
>[] Make jack stop what ever he's doing
>[]Play with ajax, distracting everyone
That means it'll distract Ginein to right?

>>46188149
>[] Make jack stop what ever he's doing
>[] stand at attention
>[] listen to captain
In that order

>>46188149
>[]Play with ajax, distracting everyone
>[] Make yarn of fear for ajax

I take a moment to catch my breath, letting Ajax down as I put my hands on my knees and try to catch my breath after my mad rush up the stairs. I take my cap off for a second and shake it around, brushing my hair down as I look back up and put it back on, adjusting it by the lip as I see...a really unexpected sight.

Myself sitting on a chair made out of three marines, with my legs crossed, drinking from a bottle that looks like it came from the chef's personal stash. Jack smiles happily, waving at me as the marines under him blush and struggle to hold him up, especially the "Seat"

"What in good hell are you doing?" I ask, staring at him, my lips curling in disgust as he idly takes a sip of some of that sake stuff

"Enjoying myself, isn't it obvious dear?" He asks, laughing a bit like Ochamu does and leaning back against the two marines making up the "back" with their backs "What are you jealous you can't get treated this way? I can understand, it really isn't fair you got such a nasty fruit love"

"I still don't see how you two are related, your nothing alike" the marine under her groan

"Eh, she spent to much time with our brother' is all" Jack says, his eye twitching as he forces himself to use my accent

"Stop that now" I say sternly as I walk over to him and grab the sake from his hands as he starts to take another sip.

I pour it out as he reaches for it and glares at me, pouting as he crosses his arms again

"I was still drinking that, why do you have to ruin my fun" She pouts as the marines fall over and she simply bounces off the deck and lands on her feet

"Well first off, you might do better at being a marine if you act like one" I say flatly, and then I tap her on the shoulder "if you're fixin to at least, and Ginegin will skin you alive if he saw you doing that, and your not useful at all if you're dead"

"Hmm you have a point" Jack says still pouting "Still, you should try it some time, it's wonderful for self esteem"
cont

>>46188611

"Oh and why haven't you changed bodies yet" I hiss under my breath as he walks away, giggling mockingly as I follow him into the crowd, putting myself between him and Ochamu as she pants like an old hound.

Captain walks out of his quarters with bags under his eyes, and a blanket wrapped around his armor like a cloak

"Ah, marines" He says almost as tired as I feel right now "Good, you're actually following orders for once....bra bra bra, now we're going to be docking in a minute and I just want make it clear that"

"Mew" Ajax says, bumping against my legs, I try to ignore him, but his eye's are just so cute

I pull a piece of string out of my coat pocket and wave it around for him to bat and try to catch. He jumps and bites at it and I let out a gasp and crouch down to pet him, giggling happily

"Aww who's a good little kitty?" I say a second before I hear a very loud Hmmph, I look up as Ajax tries to catch the string I'm slowly pulling up, and see captain glaring at me

"Evil eye, at attention" He says flatly as he turns back to the crowd and yawns, showing his shark like teeth off as I hear quite a few marines sigh in disappointment "As I was saying, as far as we can tell there's no trouble here, and we're just stopping off for a quick resupply, and if any of you cause trouble...well I'm sure there are sharks that will be plenty happy to take you back...home Brabrabrabrabra, but seriously, do not cause much trouble, I'm letting you off the leash for a day, and I don't want you ruining the new port town here just because of it, any marine caught causing a disturbance will have a quality time in the brig"

"..That was much calmer than usual sir" Baldrick says happily

"I'm too tired to harness my fiery anger" Ginegin yawns, his eyes looking half asleep "any questions?"
cont

>>46188819

What do I do?
[] ask one
[] Don't
[] try to find my finery
[]Plan out what you're going to do
[] find something to hide my face real quick
[]go back to playing with Ajax
[] get off the ship *when it docks*
[] continue chewing out Jack
[] write in

>>46188843
>[] continue chewing out Jack
>[]go back to playing with Ajax
>[]Plan out what you're going to do

>>46188843
>[]Plan out what you're going to do
>[]go back to playing with Ajax
>[] continue chewing out Jack

>>46188843
>[]go back to playing with Ajax
>[]Plan out what you're going to do

>>46188843
>[]go back to playing with Ajax
>[]Plan out what you're going to do

>>46188843
>[] continue chewing out Jack
>[]go back to playing with Ajax
>[]Plan out what you're going to do

I look around, waiting to see if someone's going to ask any. But all they do is cheer loudly and dance around with eachother, pumping their fists in the air as Yotshi groans and Ochamu sighs curtly as Jack wanders off, humming to himself with a smug self confident smirk on his..my lips.

I sigh and smile as everyone slowly goes back to what they're doing, and I lift the string out of my pocket, Ajax's eyes going wide as he watches it. I giggle and run with it, and the little kitten chases after me. I stop, nearly slipping on the wet boards as I skid to a halt and stumble back the other way, Ajax still chasing after me.

I can hear Ochamu laughing as I do this bit of sillyness. Well it's only fair she gets to laugh at me for a bit, since I did it earlier.

I laugh and stop as I reach the doors to the captain's quarters and the lower decks. I sigh, and look back and see Jack trying to order around some Marine's, who are to busy looking at my body than anything else

I growl and stomp over to him

"Alright, now next time you have dinner, keep the cook distracted so I can" Jack says, his eyes slowly pulling over towards me "Oh...hello dear sister"

"JACK!" I growl angrily as fear rises out of the five or so marines going goo goo eyes over him "HERE NOW"

"I was just having a chat with these wonderful" Jack says looking back, only to see the marines have ran off, leaving him to my wrath "oooooh...Oh no"

"Yeah that's right oh no" I say as he starts to back away, looking around for a way to get out "How many times to I have to tell you to act like a marine"

"Hey hey, they offered their assistance to meee!" He says, putting his hands over his heart, trying to look cute "And besides don't think you can hit me over this anyway"

"First off, Bull crap" I say shaking my head "second off, don't have to, honestly can you go a second without lording over people"

"It's not my fault I'm naturally charming" Jack huffs
cont

>>46189279

"I wouldn't call that charming, jack" I say yawning as he bumps up against the railing "More like hypnotism really, maybe narcisism"

"I'm just adjusting, it's a hard change you know" He says pouting

I stare at him flatly

"What, I'm a creature of comforts!" He shouts

"and a slow learner" I sigh as Ochamu walks over to me, smiling as she drags a very unhappy yotshi behind her "So what are we going to do with our free time"

"I want to just read for a bit..but I know you two aren't going to let me" Yotshi sighs "Or really give me a say in it, so I'll just go along with it so I don't get dragged along with the rest of the idiots"

"Oh don't be such a downer Yotshi, I heard this place has wonderful fruit cakes and juices" Ochamu says, wiping her mouth curtly "As well a lot of different sweets, I can't wait to try them all, what do you say Adela, want to treat ourselves? I'm sure with your paycheck we can have as much as we want"

"Oooh yeah" Jack says leaning on my back "I'm sorry for everything I've done up till now, I promise I will work to better myself...but I agree with Ochamuu here, you'll treat you friends riiiight?"

"You're just like Ajax" Ochamu says shaking her head, her messy hair going everywhere "Acting nice just to get what you want"

"Well...you're begging for scraps to Ochamu" Yotshi says flatly, which gets him a glare from the big red head "ehehe"

"I am not, I'd pay for what I could" She huffs, crossing her muscular arms

"And I am doing nothing of the sooort, I am just putting my two beli in it" Jack sighs, wrapping his arms around my neck "Besides, it'd keep up appearances right...sis"

What do I do?
[] You're not my friend jack
[] Go and indulge in sweets
[] You're right...so lets get coffee, "sis"
[] Go and follow the rest of the marines into the bar
[] guard the supplies we're putting on the ship and help 1d20+str
[] Mingle with the locals
[] wander into the forest
[] try to fish with Ajax
[] read with yotshi
[] write in

>>46189484
[] You're right...so lets get coffee, "sis"

>>46189484
>[] You're right...so lets get coffee, "sis"
>[] Go and indulge in sweets

>>46189484
>[] Go and indulge in sweets
>[] You're right...so lets get coffee, "sis"

>>46189484
>[] Go and indulge in sweets
>[] You're right...so lets get coffee, "sis"

>>46189484
>[] Mingle with the locals

>>46189484
>[] Go and indulge in sweets
>[] You're right...so lets get coffee, "sis"

The ship stops rocking in the waves so much as I hear some chains clatter, and hear some kids laughing on the dock.

"Yeah I think I could do with something sweet" I say smiling as I push Jack off my back, more gently than I should "Have a craving for it"

"Yeah it's been to long since we've had something that isn't salty or spicy" Ochamu says shuddering as she walks towards the plank connecting the ship to the dock, frowning as the kids laughing stop, staring up at her in some mix of fear, pulling their attention away from the more..mundane marines.

I step out onto the dock as Jack cheers behind me, the kids stare at me, their jaws hitting the floor as they blubber and run off screaming, making me get a few dirty looks from the other marines, who were enjoying the attention

"Ooh I knew you weren't at me Adela" jack says, trying to hug me again, but I step out of the way "Never turn your back on family"

"Right you are sis" I say as I walk down the dock as the Marine slump over some crates "So lets get some coffee, sis, it always go good with some sweet on the side"

"I..you bitch" Jack sighs angrily "You know I hate that stuff"

"I do" I say nodding, giggling under my breath

"Well..it is her money after all, unless you want to pay" Ochamu says teasingly as she pulls her cap up "Unless you want to pay for yourself, you can't really choose what she gets you"

"I can choose not to eat it" Jack pouts

"Can you?" I ask opening my eyes fully, trying to look a little more scary than usual

"I don't see why you three are so caught up on this, the food isn't so bad...I mean it's bland but..still so much to do and you just eat a bunch of treats" Yotshi sighs
cont

>>46189879

What do I do?
[] Force Jack to drink coffee
[] give the three lower ranks some cash to get sweets while I indulge my caffeine addiction
[]go to the sweet shop and browse
[] Explain it's more of a commodity thing or something
[] Make everyone get coffee first
[] those kids reminded me of what it used to be like...*flashback*
[] write in

>>46189904
>[]go to the sweet shop and browse

>>46189904
>[] Force Jack to drink coffee
>[] give the three lower ranks some cash to get sweets while I indulge my caffeine addiction
Jack gets less for mouthing off

>>46189904
>[] Force Jack to drink coffee
>[] give the three lower ranks some cash to get sweets while I indulge my caffeine addiction

>>46189904
>[] Make everyone get coffee first
>[]go to the sweet shop and browse
>[] Explain it's more of a commodity thing or something

>>46189904
>[] Make everyone get coffee first
>[]go to the sweet shop and browse

>>46189879
>[] Make everyone get coffee first
>[]go to the sweet shop and browse
>>46189930
Nah, THat's just mean.

>>46189904
>[] Make everyone get coffee first
>[]go to the sweet shop and browse

>>46189978
Meant to link here>>46189904

"Now" I say as I step onto the newly set down boards making up the "Street" of the small town just right next to the port, only stretching to the borders of the lagoon its in, with tall brick wall cutting off of a path into the wo..jungle thing "Where's a cafe, I've been living on watery coffee for too long, I need some of the good stuff, the kind of stuff that puts hair on your chest"

"Uuurgh" Jack says looking at his own

"Er" Ochamu says sheepishly as she grabs my shoulder, holding me in place as I try to keep walking "Wouldn't it be better to get the coffee after the sweets, so it doesn't get cold?"

"Who said I'd take it with us, we'd drink it there, enjoy the atmosphere" I say as I hear a woman scream and drop something behind me, and Ochamu winces

"Are you going to be okay with all these people running from you like you're a monster?" Yotshi asks, sounding a little annoyed

"Eh, used to it" I say shaking my head "So where's that cafe, I have a hankering for...Hey what are you doing?"

"You don't get sweets for coffee" Ochamu huffs "You get coffee for sweets you know"

"Yes, or tea, a much saner and stomachable drink" Jack says sticking his tongue out "Or better yet, Grog or Sake"

"Says you" I huff, crossing my arms "Yotshi, back me up on this"

"No, I don't like coffee or sweets" he says flatly as he follows Ochamu as she drags me behind herself, towards a small building painted white, with a small sign on the front of it, with letters made to look like candy cane and other candies spelling out "Ai's seaside sweet shop"

Ochamu stops outside of it, looking like a little kid in a...candy shop, and as does jack. the window is lined with various kinds of sweets, and I can see kids inside, running back and forth trying to gather as much as they can in their shirts.

"it's like a fairy tail" Ochamu says looking at the doors with golden swirls around it, wrapping into the handles

"I know right!" Jack says cheerfully "I mean...I guess"

cont

>>46190217
"Er I don't think I can go in" I say shaking my head

"Nonsense" Ochamu says happily, waving her finger in my face "You just want to get your coffee now, you can manage being around something sweet for a few minutes right"

"No I don't mean" I say before she turns and starts dragging me inside "No seriously I mean I can't, my devil fruit will"

"Oh!" Yotshi says, trying to pull my duster out of Ochamu's big hands "No she's right guys don't bring her in there don't you"

I sigh as I hear the children scream at the sight of me and run out of the door. I look up at Ochamu, who shies away from me, looking guilty as Jack laughs his ass off

"See this is why I Wanted to get coffee first' I say angrily as I dust my duster off "I probably gave those kids nightmares just now"

"S..s..sorry" Ochamu says sheepishly "I forgot you..you have that thing, I just."'

I pat her on the shoulder as Jack starts sampling some of the candies the kids dropped in their hurry out

"Don't worry about it, like I said, I'm used it" I say happily as she wipes her eyes, on the verge of crying "Just cheer up, and remember this next time okay?"

"Okay, it was my fault anyways and...I just wish I could make it up to them for..er..forget it, it's not important" Ochamu sighs as she walks the rest of the way in

The inside is made up to look like a princess room I think and the woman behind the counter looks at me in confusion, her hair dun up in a bun, her hips too wide for her body and her stomach too thin

"Er" She says, turning a very pale white as I look at her "..if..if you need anything, ask me"

I nod slowly, pulling my cap over my eyes as Ochamu stays by my side, looking guilty

What do I do?
[] get sweets I like *coffee flavored toffee, chocolate...etc*
[] get sweets Ochamu will like *dried fruit, marshmallows, other sugary delights*
[] force Yotshi to choose *random choices*
[] Just let them choose for themselves
[] pay for the kids' candy and extra
[] write in

>>46190397
>[] get sweets I like *coffee flavored toffee, chocolate...etc*
>[] get sweets Ochamu will like *dried fruit, marshmallows, other sugary delights*
>[] force Yotshi to choose *random choices*
>[] pay for the kids' candy and extra

>>46190397
>[] Just let them choose for themselves
>[] pay for the kids' candy

>>46190397
>[] Just let them choose for themselves
>[] pay for the kids' candy and extra

>>46190397
>[] get sweets I like *coffee flavored toffee, chocolate...etc*
for ourselves and
>[] Just let them choose for themselves
For our friends
>[] pay for the kids' candy and extra

>>46190397
>[] get sweets I like *coffee flavored toffee, chocolate...etc*
>[] Just let them choose for themselves
>[] pay for the kids' candy and extra

>>46190397
>Time of Marine properganda
[] Just let them choose for themselves (act all bossy mum, "not to much ya hear")
[] pay for the kids' candy and extra

[] write in
Don't look the shop keeper directly in the eye but say sorry about that...devil fruits you know? whats with that?

I smile and smack Ochamu's shoulder.

"It's fine, I don't mind much, just enjoy yourself and get some sweets, ya hear?" I say smiling as I look up at her guilty looking frown and tear filled eyes, all surrounded by her messy red mane of hair.

"Okay if you're sure" She says nodding, smiling weakly "Just..I'm sorry"

"You already said that" I sigh as she joins jack in picking through various barrels of sweets, I shake my head and lift my cap up as I walk forward

"Well if you're sure you're fine" Yotshi sighs as he slowly walks over to one of the barrels and leans against it

"I am" I say, smiling as I watch Ochamu dig through the barrels, filling a bag with candy like a little girl.

I turn away and smell a familar twing...a sweet yet earthy almost smokey smell. I yet my nose lead me over to a barrel filled with light brown little squares. I pick one up and sniff it and smile

"Coffee' I mutter as I grab a paper bag next to it and put two handfuls of it in it "that should be.."

I sniff again and see the barrel next to it, filled with pieces of chocolate, smelling uniquely coffeey. I look around, blushing a bit as I stuff the rest of my bag with it and walk over to the counter, reaching into my pockets for my wallet, making sure to keep my cap down as the woman still looks pretty afraid of me.

"Soo, those kids" I say slowly

the woman whines and shakes her head, the make up on her cheeks standing even more out as she somehow gets paler.

"No I don't know where they live" She says weakly "So don't go looking for them, they're just..kids you know"

"No no, how much do they owe you" I say, stopping myself from smiling, and failing "I've got enough saved up to pay for it, and I'd feel horrible if their parents had to hear about them stealing"

"You would really do that?" The woman asks happily

"Of course I" I say as Jack drops three overfilled bags next to mine and leans against me.
cont

>>4619079

"Well I got what I want...you have enough right?" Jack asks happily as he leans over me, with his

The painted woman smiles weakly and nods slowly as she grabs the bags and weighs them.

I look down slowly at my wallet

"That will be....six thousand beli" She says trying to sound cheerful as she bows, her oversized hair bun drooping as she does

I blink, my eye twitching as I remember how much of my pay I spent on getting Ajax toys and for some new cleaning supplies for my gun

still that's not much but...coffee is probably going to cost more here since it seems pretty back water

"Oh...but with all those kids...nine thousand six hundred" the woman says politely "they have a discount"

"And I don't" I whimper as the woman looks a bit nervous

"Well you're...over the age of ten ma'am" the woman says slowly, like she's afraid I'm going to bite her head off or something

What do I do?
[] pay anyways, at the price of coffee
[] tell jack to pay for himself
[] ask Ochamu if she could pitch in if I can't get a nice cup of coffee, just in case
[] Sooo what's with the wall
[]...you don't know that
[]...Oh no this is for my cat, he's young enough right?
[] write in

>>46190983
>[] tell jack to put some stuff back

>>46190983
>>46191027
This

>>46190983
>[] tell jack to put some stuff back

>>46191027
Second, Deleting old voteh ere>>46191045

>>46190983
>[] tell jack to put some stuff back

>>46190983
>[]...you don't know that
>[]...Oh no this is for my cat, he's young enough right?
>*sigh*
>[] tell jack to put some stuff back

>>46190983
>[] pay anyways, at the price of coffee
>One of you better buy me my coffee or i'll ensue your nightmares hurt you for thee next month

>>46191217
>Wanting to hurt our friends
Fuck off , Adela wouldn't act like that and you know it.

"Put some back Jack" I say as I stare at the fat bags of sweets he's put next to mine, they look like they're about to burst open and spill out all of the candy inside.

Jack looks at me, puckering his lip for a second and scratching the iron bands on his nose. He sighs and smiles as he grabs two of the bags and nods slowly.

"I understand" He says nodding slowly "Shouldn't push your generosity any further, but you owe me one"

"No I do nooot" I say happily as I look up at the woman smiling happily "So how much do I owe you now?"

"4,600 beli" She says counting down on her fingers "But what about your friend over there"

I turn and see Ochamu sucking on a lolipop easily the size of my hand, and she's fitting it in her mouth all the way. I blink, rub my tired eyes and turn back to the woman

"She's paying for herself" I say shrugging "Isn't that right Ochamu?"

"Oh yeah I am , sorry just..I'll pay for this to" She chuckles "Couldn't resist its delicious allure"

"Well at least you don't eat half a barrel before you buy anything" The woman sighs, rest her head in her hands as I hand over the beli, smiling happily as she pushes the bags back toward me "Also, you from tumbling weed? Your accents sounds like it"

What do I do?
[] coffee now
[] Yotshi, you getting anything
[] give Jack his and take a while to eat it with my friends
[] try my candy on the way to the cafe
[] thaaank you, have a nice day!
[] How you guess?
[] write in

>>46191497
>[] coffee now
>[] Yotshi, you getting anything
>[] give Jack his and take a while to eat it with my friends
>[] try my candy on the way to the cafe
>[] thaaank you, have a nice day!
>[] How you guess?

>>46191497
>[] thaaank you, have a nice day!
>[] coffee now

>>46191497
>[] Yotshi, you getting anything
>[] How you guess?
>[] try my candy on the way to the cafe

>>46191497
>[] Yotshi, you getting anything
>[] How you guess?
>[] try my candy on the way to the cafe

>>46191497
>[] How you guess?
>[] Yotshi, you getting anything
>[] thaaank you, have a nice day!
>[] try my candy on the way to the cafe
>[] give Jack his and take a while to eat it with my friends

>>46191497
>[] coffee now
>[] Yotshi, you getting anything
>[] give Jack his and take a while to eat it with my friends
>[] try my candy on the way to the café
>[] thaaank you, have a nice day!
>[] How you guess?

>>46191497
>[] Yotshi, you getting anything
>[] How you guess?
>[] try my candy on the way to the cafe
>[] thaaank you, have a nice day!

>>46191497
>[] How you guess?
>[] thaaank you, have a nice day!

>Coffee Now

"Yotshi" I ask as I turn to look at the boy as he leans back against the barrel, turning and looking at me with a bored hmm? "Aren't you going to get something"

"Don't like sweets" He says shaking his head as I shrug and grab my bag and Jack's, tossing it to him as I head out of the door as Ochamu rushes over to the counter.

Jack chuckles, saying nothing as he stuffs stuffing my face with little yellow and orange pieces of jelly, smiling happily as he follows me and Yotshi out, more focused on his bag of treats than anything else.

"Thaaank you" I say happily as I wave my hand back at the shop keeper "have a nice day!"

"You to!" She shouts back, almost as happily, still sounding a little afraid

I start fishing through my own bag as Ochamu runs out, panting and holding a bag of candy that is actually bursting, blushing and smiling manically, which makes a man walk down the street jump into the air, before he sees me and runs off screaming.

I shake my head, ignoring him as I walk towards a small building with a few tables outside of it towards the edge of the town, the streets clearing before me as I fish out one of the weird candies and chew on it. huh? it's chewy? I smile as I continue chewing on it, getting a slight, but sweet coffee flavor, I put more in my mouth, giggling as I wrap the bag up and Ochamu chuckles

"Enjoying yourself?" she asks happily as I turn into the iron gates leading to the cafe and the small brick path leading up to it

What do I do?
[] eat the entire bag 1d20+hardiness
[] get coffee just for me
[] get it for everyone
[] share my candy
[] write in

>>46192062
>[] get coffee just for me

>>46192062
>[] get coffee just for me
>[] share my candy

>>46192062
>[] get coffee just for me
>[] share my candy

>>46192062
>[] get coffee just for me
>[] share my candy

>>46192062
>[] get coffee just for me
So much for working up some savings eh?

I sigh, chewing on a piece of coffee flavored chocolate as I look at the doors, made from a dark, almost red wood that looks like it was carved out of one tree

I walk inside, pushing the door open as I turn the knob. Instantly the smell of smoke and coffee washes over me like the smell of a tide, except you know, not disgusting and smelling like rotten fish.

I look around the dim room, and see no ones in, besides a skinny old man behind the counter, cleaning a mug as he tries to keep his beard out of it.

I smile and set my bag on the table.

"Help yourself" I say as I hear the door open behind me as I walk over to the counter and smack it.

the man looks up at me and tilts his head, heavy black glasses covering his eyes as he smakes a tone dial on the table, making it play a low waltzing tune

"What can I get for you my sweet" He coos as he sets the mug down

"Mug of coffee, black, no sugar, cream, milk, honey, or anything else you might want to shove in there" I say as I sit down on the counter, the blind man nodding as he walks over to a glass and brass machine, and starts pulling on levers and valves.

whistles and other weird noises come out of it and I tilt my head

"Oh that looks like something dad would buy" Ochamu says happily "It's a pretty little knick nack isn't it, but does it really need to be so complicated to make coffee?"

"If you want to make it right, it does" the man says as he puts a small cup that would barely fit in between my thumb and pointer finger under it, a stream of rich black coffee flowing into it as he spins around carefully, drapping a mint leaf on the edge of the cup as he puts it down in front of me

"eighteen thousand beli" He says as he sets it down in front of me

And I

roll 1d20+ willpower to avoid freaking out

Rolled 13 (1d20)

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>>46192458
AHAHAHA YES YOU ROCK ANON!

>>46192458
25 crit pluswht a else our bonus thingie gives.

Haha I just realized this a blind dude, no wonder he wasn't terrified right off the bat. I feel stupid right now.

I blink, shunting the screaming in my head away as I look down at the little cup of coffee, it's barely a sip..but it must be good if it costs that much right? I press my fist against my mouth, not wanting to touch it unless I know I won't have to pay for it, I mean I think I may just have enough but..that's my savings that I've been setting aside for awhile...so I could splurge if I needed something really badly.

A drop of sweat rolls down my forehead as Ochamu blinks and tilts her head.

"That's cheap" She says smiling happily as the screams come back and I bite into my fist

20+5+5!= 30, success

"Mhhmmmm" I say slowly, placing my hands on the tables "that's an expensive cup of joe"

"Quality" The man says nodding slowly as the tone dial keeps on playing "So you paying for it?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4eshdFCpOQ

I look him in the eyes and

What do I say?
[] sorry, can't
[] why does it cost so much?!
[]...no
[] Well, of course *bye bye savings*
[].....do you want my soul to? pretty sure I already lost that long ago, so don't even try
[] can I offer you my sister instead?
[]...that's a load of crap and you know it you old coot
[] write in

>>46192665
>[].....do you want my soul to? pretty sure I already lost that long ago, so don't even try
>[]...no
>[] why does it cost so much?!

>>46192665
>[].....do you want my soul to? pretty sure I already lost that long ago, so don't even try
>[]...no
>[] why does it cost so much?!

>>46192665
>[] can I offer you my sister instead?

>>46192665
>[].....do you want my soul to? pretty sure I already lost that long ago, so don't even try
>[]...no
>[] why does it cost so much?!

>>46192665
[] why does it cost so much?! I know your trying to take me for a ride here
>[] Well, of course *bye bye savings*

>>46192665
>[] why does it cost so much?!
>[].....do you want my soul to? pretty sure I already lost that long ago, so don't even try
>[] Well, of course *bye bye savings*

>>46192665
>[].....do you want my soul to? pretty sure I already lost that long ago, so don't even try
>[]...no
>[] why does it cost so much?!
>[] sorry, can't

Why do we wish to save our money again? We get free food onboard, can make our own ammo that is arguably better than regular ammo, and have an awesome wardrobe and weapons already.

"Do you want my soul to?" I ask calmly as I push the cup back towards him, as he continues staring through me, his expression unchanging "Pretty sure I already last that long ago, so don't even try"

"Aww, and hear I hoped I'd get a pretty voice to keep me company" He chuckles dryly as he picks up the cup and drinks it himself, sighing slowly "So that's a no then?"

"Yeah, enjoy it" I say happily as my eye twitches as I lean against the counter and Ochamu stares at me looking confused

"It wasn't that much was it?" Ochamu asks slowly "It didn't sound like it was..right?"

"That is a good portion of my...some bounties" Jack says, sputtering on the candy he's been gorging himself on "Good sir, I take my hat off to you"

"Yeah that's kind of criminal for a cup of coffee" Yotshi says angrily "How the hell are you still in business"

"Good coffee" the man says calmly as he takes another sip, swishing it around his mouth "Damn good coffee, and tell your sister to wash her hands before she touches my tables, its annoying to clean them when they get sticking"

Jack just huffs and continues munching on his candy happily, ignoring any sort of responsibility.

"So, why does it cost so much?!" I cough, finally losing my cool a bit

"Good coffee" the man says nodding slowly "And I can't reach my plants, running low, usually packed, but...well that's how things are?"

"Well can't you hire someone to do it for you?" Ochamu asks looking around "You look pretty well of so it shouldn't be a problem of beli"

"Everyone's too afraid to" the man says finishing the cup off "I have some juices if you want, much cheaper"

"OOOh me me" Ochamu says, smacking her hands on the table, making the man stumble back "I'd like a cold glass or two"
cont

>>46193012

What do I say?
[] gimme some of that candy jack
[]...what kind of juice
[] ...what kind of plants do you have old man?
[] okay somethings funny here, what's wrong, come on you can tell me I'm a marine
[] Uuuurgh, do you have a cheaper brew, I'm starting to get whoozy again
[] greedy bastard
[] write in

>>46193030
>[] ...what kind of plants do you have old man?
>[] okay somethings funny here, what's wrong, come on you can tell me I'm a marine

>>46193011
For our family to help them out.

>>46193030
>[] okay somethings funny here, what's wrong, come on you can tell me I'm a marine

>>46193030
>[] okay somethings funny here, what's wrong, come on you can tell me I'm a marine

>>46193030
[] ...what kind of plants do you have old man?
[] okay somethings funny here, what's wrong, come on you can tell me I'm a marine
[] I am more than willing to shoot a plant monster or pirate for my coffee.

>>46193030
>[] ...what kind of plants do you have old man?
>[] okay somethings funny here, what's wrong, come on you can tell me I'm a marine

>>46193011
Savings plus if we want to send some money to our family to help out.
>>46193030
>[] ...what kind of plants do you have old man?
>[] okay somethings funny here, what's wrong, come on you can tell me I'm a marine
>[] I am more than willing to shoot a plant monster or pirate for my coffee.

I blink as the man sits back down, tapping his fingers along with the tune of the song, before Ochamu looks around nervously and taps her finger on the counter.

"Oh your juice" the man says slowly as he stands up "I'm getting it, I'm getting it, simmer down"

"Sorry if I was being rude" Ochamu says bowing slightly as she walks over to the table and sits down with Jack and Yotshi "Hey, leave some for Adela, she bought them!"

"What kind of plants do you have old man?" I ask as he shambles into a back room

"Good ones, a strain of my own design" He says proudly, running his hands along the walls "makes for a rich, almost creamy flavor, wakes you right up to..but sadly I'm nearly out of the beans, and heavens know what happened to my old crop of it, damn shame"

I wince as there's a very loud grinding and smashing noise as the man hums for a minute or two, before it suddenly stops and he comes back out, pouring a red juice into a glass of orange liquid, with a blueberries floating through it

"Here little girl" He says, wandering around, holding his hand out "I got your juice"

Ochamu smiles happily, grinning at just being called little as she grabs the drink and says "Thank you" with a curt bow

The man nods and walks back over behind the counter, looking at me as he cleans his ears as Ochamu walks back over to table.

"Nice kid" He says smiling with a chuckle as he leans over the counter, a step away from me

"Okay, somethings funny here, no way a fellow coffee lover would leave his plants to wither like you are" I say slowly, biting on my thumb "Come on you can tell me I'm a marine, aren't I"

"Oh just so local trouble, the people living in the jungle, real cool cats usually, had their chief help me harvest a few times in return for a cup of joe, nice people" He says laughing before he frowns and sigh "But for some reason they've been acting uncool for the last month or so and
cont

>>46193346
Well shouldn't be telling you this but...I heard screaming before you came in so maybe I might have to, wouldn't be fair to leave details out for people in danger, to be honest I don't know what happened, they just, well all I know personally is last time I went for my coffee beans they chased me back to town, and anyone they caught in the jungle got a beating, and that's not all, some people are saying they're"

"Mhmmm" the woman's voice from the coffee shop huffs angrily

"Oh Ai, how you doing, want a cup" the man says calmly as she walks inside, the door closing behind her "Got some sugar cubes in the back if you want to ruin it like you do"

"Taiga, why are you bothering these marines with this, they're here to relax" Ai says angrily

"they asked" Taiga says flatly "And I need my beans back, or I'll go out of business, you don't have to worry, since no one eats those damn fruit you've been getting from them anyways, but I need those"

"It's not their problem" the woman says angrily, before she goes back to being cheerful "I just came around to tell you the children were quite happy..until I told them you were the one who paid and then they seemed to think you wanted to eat them or something silly"

"Well, I mean she might if they tasted like coffee" Yotshi says teasingly "It'd be a blood bath"

"The nerve of some people" Ochamu huffs between drinks of juice "sure she's a little scary but that's no reason to act like that"

"A little?" Jack asks

"Oh...well thanks for telling me but...how did you know I was here?" I ask looking at the woman, who winces and turns away

"I followed the people screaming about a monster" She says meakly "But please, don't worry about it, it's just a local misunderstanding nothing to"

"Oh that mob seemed to be misunderstanding to me alright" the man says slowly as the woman freezes "weird way of putting it"

cont

>>46193498
What do I say?
[] mob? what mob
[] I'm getting the captain
[] Some people are saying they what?
[] Ooof course something like this would happen
[] Oh well isn't that real exciting
[]if it gets me coffee, I can handle it
[] you're scared, I can taste it in the air *eat her fear*
[]....so Ochamu, Yotshi, other me, what do you think?
[] write in

>>46193533
>[] mob? what mob
>[]if it gets me coffee, I can handle it

>>46193533
>[] mob? what mob
>[] Ooof course something like this would happen
>[] I'm getting the captain
>[]....so Ochamu, Yotshi, other me, what do you think?
>[]if it gets me coffee, I can handle it

>>46193533
>[] mob? what mob
>[] Some people are saying they what?
>[] Ooof course something like this would happen
>[]if it gets me coffee, I can handle it
>[] you're scared, I can taste it in the air *eat her fear*
>Ate a devil fruit as a kid, makes people scared of me.

>>46193533
>[] mob? what mob
>[] Some people are saying they what?
>[] you're scared, I can taste it in the air *eat her fear*
>[]....so Ochamu, Yotshi, other me, what do you think?
>[]if it gets me coffee, I can handle it

>>46193533
>[] mob? what mob
>[]if it gets me coffee, I can handle it

>>46193533
>[]if it gets me coffee, I can handle it

>>46193533
>[] mob? what mob
>[] Oh well isn't that real exciting
Go look at the mob.
[]....so Ochamu, Yotshi, other me, what do you think?

"Mob?" I ask looking between them "what mob"

Ai doesn't say anything, and just looks away, holding her hands in front of herself, looking embarrassed and nervous for some reason.

"Some boys round town thought it was a good idea to push the natives buttons a bit, while they were already riled up" Taiga says calmly, snapping his fingers to the slow beat "and well, far as we can tell, they were cursed by this freak that's calling himself the emissary of the fear goddess or something silly like that, apparently he's gotten some of the dumber ones to follow him and overthrow the chill cats in some sort of religious coupe....as far as I can tell at least"

"Well isn't that...horrible" Jack says nodding slowly as he kicks his feet on the table and nearly falls over due to still not being entirely used to being stuck as me "Those guys were such nice company to"

"So there's a cult?" Ochamu asks sounding a little scared "Why didn't you tell anyone, that seems a lot more than a misunderstanding, that's a very big problem"

"We could've handled it" Ai says calmly

"WHAT BY LETTING MOBS DO IT?!" Ochamu shouts angrily, making me jump slightly as she stomps her foot on the ground, making the small building shake a bit

"..Wow Ochamu" Yotshi says in shock "Just...wow"

"Well then" I say look back at the shocked cafe owner, who just keeps trying to clean his ears out "if it gets me coffee I can handle this little problem"

"That's what the mob said" Taiga said "it's just superstition, like devil fruits"

Jack chuckles, and Ochamu giggles as Yotshu groans

What do I say?
[] well there's also a whole lot of marines here now
[] I'm a nightmare nightmare woman, Adela "Evil eye" De'terrar ate the Akumu akumu no mi when I was a youngin
[] Wait...cursed them? did they get sick or...were they actually cursed
[] It's my job as a marine to keep peace and met out justice, I don't care if I can't do it, I am going to do it
[]....alright, guys, we're going to get the captain
[] write in

>>46193906
>[] It's my job as a marine to keep peace and met out justice, I don't care if I can't do it, I am going to do it
>[]....alright, guys, we're going to get the captain

>>46193906
>[] I'm a nightmare nightmare woman, Adela "Evil eye" De'terrar ate the Akumu akumu no mi when I was a youngin
>[] It's my job as a marine to keep peace and met out justice, I don't care if I can't do it, I am going to do it
>[]....alright, guys, we're going to get the captain

>>46193906
>[] I'm a nightmare nightmare woman, Adela "Evil eye" De'terrar
>[] It's my job as a marine to keep peace and met out justice, I don't care if I can't do it, I am going to do it

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>>46193906
>they were cursed by this freak that's calling himself the emissary of the fear goddess
This is gonna be fun!

>>46193906
>[] well there's also a whole lot of marines here now
>[] I'm a nightmare nightmare woman, Adela "Evil eye" De'terrar
>[] It's my job as a marine to keep peace and met out justice, I don't care if I can't do it, I am going to do it
>[]....alright, guys, we're going to get the captain

>>46193906
>[] I'm a nightmare nightmare woman, Adela "Evil eye" De'terrar ate the Akumu akumu no mi when I was a youngin
>[] It's my job as a marine to keep peace and met out justice, I don't care if I can't do it, I am going to do it
>[]....alright, guys, we're going to get the captain

"I'm a nightmare nightmarewoman, Adela Evil Eye De'terrar" I say lifting my cap up with a cocky grin "I ate the Akumu Akumu no mi when I was a youngin, I think I can handle a bit of fear,besides It's my job as a marine to keep the peace and met out justice, I don't care if I can't do it, I am going to do it, got it"

"Errr...no you sound like a kid playing at being a hero" Ai giggles, sounding way too hyper

"You get my point, come on guys, we're going to get the captain" I say nodding as I get out of the stool "thanks for telling me this"

"Don't expect a discount" the man says coldly, smiling as he brushes the counter off as I leave it

"Oh but, I'm still drinking my juice" Ochamu pouts

"You can get another one can't you?" Yotshi sighs "this is a little more important that"

"And I've just gotten..oh I'm messing with ya" Jack laughs, "Lets get going, I smell a Prooomotion in my future"

I stare at myself, with the smug smile stretched out on my lips and shake my head

Where do I look for Ginegim
[]ship
[]pub
[] fancy restaurant
[] the cove
[] near the wall
[] write in

>>46194251
>[] fancy restaurant

>>46194251
>[] ship

>>46194251
>[]ship

>>46194251
>[]ship
He said he was tired.

>>46194251
>[]ship

I push the door open, and walk out of the little cafe's garden and onto the boards making the up the towns street, my footsteps echoing as I rush down them, ignoring all the people who stop and stare at me or even scream in terror or beg for mercy from things I wouldn't even dream of doing. I furrow my brow, adjusting my cap as I jog down to the docks which takes me about three or so minutes I'm guessing. I get to the ship and find Ajax waiting on it, he looks at me and meows as I walk past him.

"Waait up adelaaa" Ochamu whines as she reaches the docks "You're going to fast again"

"You just need to learn how to run" Jack says as he hops onto the ship

"Quite you" She huffs as she walks up the stairs as Yotshi walks up calmly behind her saying nothing

I look around, trying to find the captain when the ship shudders as he snores loudly from his cabin

"Brabrabrabrabra"

What do I do?
[]walk in
[] make ochamu do it
[] Yotshi do it
[] Jack do it
[] Kick the door open 1d20+str
[] Fire my pistol
[] fire a cannon
[] write in

>>46194592
>[]walk in

>>46194592
>[]walk in

>>46194592
>[]walk in
Excuse me sir, we are a professional after all.

>>46194592
>[] Jack do it

>>46194592
>[]walk in

I look over my shoulder, and see Ochamu turning away and hiding her eyes with her cap as Yotshi turns and walks away. I stare at Jack, who looks back at me and then the door, and holds his hands out, the air around him waving and rippling around. I sigh and and pull my cap down, walking over to the door. The ship shakes again as I grab the handle and push the door open and walk in, closing it behind me.

In the middle of the bed, cuddling with his sword, lies Ginegin, looking more like a pile of clothes tossed under the blanket than anything else, if it wasn't snoring

What do I do?
[] shake him
[] Capncapncapncapn...ect
[] give him a nightmare
[] fire my revolver
[]Kick him
[]Pull the blanket off
[]w rite in

>>46194752
>[]Pull the blanket off
>[] shake him
>[] Capncapncapncapn...ect

>>46194752
>[] Capncapncapncapn...ect
play nice for the moment

>>46194752
>[]Pull the blanket off
>[] shake him
>[] Capncapncapncapn...ect

I stare at him, and tip toe over to the side of his bed, grabbing onto the his blanket, and tug on it, trying to pull it off. He holds onto it with a death grip and I pull harder, digging my feet into the floor as I struggle to rip it off him. He rolls over and I tumble to the floor, getting buried in his blanket. I throw it off, and stand up and groan, rubbing the bridge of my nose.

No wonder he was tired this morning, he sleeps in his armor...or hopefully he was just too sleepy to take it off. Shaking my head, I reach down and give his shoulder a push. Nothing. I shake him again. Nothing. I grab both shoulder and shake him harder and he barely budges.

I sigh heavily and start chanting "Capncapncapncapncapncapncapncapn" Over and over again as I shake him, until he suddenly screams and sits up, nearly headbutting me

roll 1d20+will and cool demeanor

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>46194922

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>46194922

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>46194922

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>46194922

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>46194922

15+5 +5 = 25

I back away, as he yawns and rubs his eyes, staring at me looking like a dead man

"Ergh, didn't know I had a dog, yet alone one that could talk" He says, sounding pretty annoyed "Why'd you have to wake me up anyways, I was having a wonderful dream where you didn't barge in here and wake me up...what do you want, do I need to met out justice or were you just lonely?"

"Well actually it turns out the natives of this island are...well they've been taken over by some crazy religious nut job and" I say as he holds his hand up, scratching his long saw toothed nose and mustache

"They're causing trouble" He groans "Well damn, here I thought I could have a nice day where I didn't have to worry about the screw ups...damn"

"So what do we do sir?" I ask smiling as he wipes his face and stares at me like he's about to lose his lunch

"I'm not doing anything, as much as I'd want to, I am in no condition to battle, and I'm no use to anyone passed out...except maybe as a shield" He yawns laying back down, and grabbing his helmet to put on "Find Baldrick, and if you can't find him, gather as many marines and make the world goverment proud evil....eye"

And he's back to sleep
I blink and sigh
Well looks like I have to do it then, I just hope Baldrick isn't getting drunk

And we'll end here, as I am getting tired
I've archived
and will answer questions
and spoiler
Baldrick is getting drunk

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Thanks for running Headmaster. Have a good night!