If anyone has any suggestions for how to run these quests better or has a recommendation for future story lines I would appreciate it.

Last week the only suggestion was to include a companion character to stop the players from not giving a shit about anything. Let's see if Elizabeth can fill that role.

In addition I may miss some requests, if I do, please feel free to try again, I don't consciously skip commands without acknowledging them, if yours got missed its probably because I planned to use it but forgot, or just didn't see it.

Gtg sadly. Caught me whenI was ready to sleep.

>>46182287
Sorry to hear that, have a good sleep!

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46182116
Horses? We can do better than horses! Our little girl deserves only the best! Let's conjure up a unicorn!

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Summon illusions of horses.
failure suggestion: horses are shitting, getting attacks by something, or mating.

>>46182425
>failure suggestion
Are you new?

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>>46182369
>>46182425
Oh no. We're going to end up traumatizing this kid, aren't we? I'm pretty sure mental scarring isn't on the list of approved activities, either.

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>>46182369
"Horses? We can do better than that!" You give a smile while you begin to cast a spell, throwing in lots of unnecessary sparkles. Elizabeth watches with a wide smile as a creature begins to materialize. The smile quickly fades as the horrifying thing comes into view.

It looks comes out wheezing and dripping blood from parts of it's chest that have been torn open.

The creature begins vomiting up rainbows and blood. Elizabeth screams.

>>46182425
"No no! Don't scream, look over there! Horses doing their natural horse things!" you say, pointing to a window. As she turns her head you cast a spell to create illusions of a horse.

As the image takes form you see a horse lying on the ground. Elizabeth seems happy, but you soon realize the horse is in pain, with a broken leg. Wait a minute... that's your neighbor's horse they put down the other day... oh no...

Your memories continue to play out as the image of your neighbor forms, walking over with a bow and arrow, pointing it at the horse. Whispering to it, telling the horse it will all be okay. Elizabeth watches in horror as the unicorn vomits another bloody rainbow.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46182630
Go to a horse race somewhere in a big city before the horse gets put down.

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>>46182678
"Okay, that's enough of that." You say as you grab Elizabeth by the hand and teleport into a big arena where at the center, horses are racing each other. Elizabeth tries to get to a point where she has a good view, but the crowd isn't letting her through.

She tugs on the clothes of one of the viewers and asks if she can have a spot, but they just laugh, going back to hanging over the rails, shaking their tickets violently and shouting at the horses below.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46182831
This place needs more horses. Open a portal to the elemental plane of horses on the race track.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46182896
How about we instead open a teleport portal from here to the empty cenrer grass area of the race track instead.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46182831
Make the viewers part way to the front line like Moses split water

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>>46182896
You walk up behind Eizabeth, your superior elf height giving you a good view of the field below. You're surpised by how few horses there are. You know how to fix this though, you'll just have to open a portal to the plane of horses.

With a powerful incantation you open the veil between worlds and attempt to open a portal on the field. As the portal forms however you notice it's not horses spilling out below, but jockeys.

The colorfully dressed little men begin running throughout the field confused. There's got to be at least 80 of them down there now.

"Huh... neat" You say to yourself.

"What is it? I can't see!" Elizabeth says.

You turn to the crowd and hold your arms out, they begin to part, mumbling with confusion and letting young Elizabeth through. As she finally gets a good view she looks up at you.

"Can we get closer?"

>>46182950
Not one to let your little girl be disappointed, you immediately begin to cast another teleportation spell. You grab her hand and you both appear standing in the stadium... directly on the track.

You look up and find a horse is seconds away from running straight into you and Elizabeth.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46182831
Teleport out of the way.

>>46183075
Teleport the horses 1000 feet in the air

>>46183075
>>46183246
Replied to wrong post.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46183258
sorry,

>>46183075
Increase both your density to 512x normal levels, making both of you invincible to horse hooves.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46183283
Forgot roll.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46183075
Make yourself and the little girl intangible to strangers and horses for the next ten minutes.

>>46183246
You grab hold of Elizabeth and attempt to teleport a few feet to the left, avoiding the horse. Instead you only teleport closer. As the hood is about to make contact with your head you try to teleport the horse.

>>46183258
The horse doesn't quite go where you want it to though, as it goes about a foot above your head.

>>46183283
Luckily right before the horse hits you, you cause yourself and Elizabeth to become incredibly dense, causing the horse to land on you and fall to the side, throwing the jockey off but causing no harm to you or your kid.

>>46183348
Seeing another horse coming up quickly you cast a spell to make you and Elizabeth intangible to horses and strangers for a few minutes.

As you complete the spell you feel a falling sensation come over you as you sink through the ground and free fall downward. You can hear Elizabeth close by screaming.

ALSO I'm taking a short break to eat. Be back soon, feel free to post while I'm away.

>>46183525
Sorry, updated from mobile, because, again I am eating. Here's a post to prove its really me.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46183525
Teleport back home to land safely in a comfy bouncy castle. Kids like bounce houses, right?

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>46183525

Summon a ninja horse.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46183525
Ask her what she wants to do now.
Also, give her a super tasty lolipop

>>46184014
You don't have to roll for non magic actions, as far as I know.

>>46184157
I was thinking the lollipop was magically conjured and to be made extra tasty with magic.

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>>46184202
ENJOY YOUR SHIT-SICKLE

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>>46183792
As you continue to fall you float over in the direction of Elizabeth. Reaching out you grab her and begin casting another spell. As everything begins to fade you appear in the front yard, landing on a bouncy castle, the two of you still screaming from the fall.

As you open your eyes you are bouncing around harmlessly. Elizabeth is safe as well, if a little terrified.

>>46183958
You're glad to be safe and all, but you STILL haven't given Elizabeth a proper horse to see. You decide it's time to start conjuring horses from other worlds.

As you open up a portal, a horse covered in black cloth with a sword strapped to it's back steps through.

"Look Elizabeth! It's ninja horse!"

"Where?"

You look back... ninja horse has vanished without a trace.

>>46184014
"Did I say ninja horse? I mean lollipop!"

You conjure a beautiful looking rainbow lolipop in your hands and hand it over to Elizabeth.

She puts it in her mouth and immediately spits it out.

"This tastes like horses smell!" She shouts.

"Oh yeah, it's possible... too many horses on the mind while casting that last spell... sorry." you apologize.

"I don't want to see horses anymore Mr.Graves, can I go home?" Elizabeth asks, tearing up.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46184981
Conjure up a comedian so she laughs away the trauma.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46184981
Banish unicorn in your home.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46185026
Also, give this comedian a hell of an entrance, hopefully one that distracts Lizzy from whatever this guy has done >>46185050

>>46185097
well played sir, well played

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46184981
Conjure up our Elf Secretary fiance, and introduce her to her stepdaughter.

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>>46185026
You tell Elizabeth that you're gonna make sure that today is gonna be great, you just need some time to take care of things.

You conjure a promising dwarf comedian you've heard of before, Bethin Laughinghammer. You do the summoning behind the castle, where Elizabeth can't hear you, so you can explain the situation to him and he's eager to help.

>>46185097
With that you crate a massive stage with beautiful pyrotechnics and sparkles as Bethin appears in front of Elizabeth. She claps excitedly.

As he begins telling some kid friendly jokes that have Elizabeth in tears of laughter rather than fear, you walk over to the house to check on the unicorn you left in here.

You begin your banishment spell as you open the door, but have to stop mid casting in shock, as you find the unicorn's severed head nailed to the wall by a few shuriken. Ending the spell part way causes the head and body to be torn to pieces as it's pulled between two realities. The result is a particularly colorful bloody mess all over your lovely entryway.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Erase the memories of the horse races, the unicorn, and the dying horse from her head

>>46185198
Elf Secretary Fiance confirmed!
We must give Elizabeth a loving stepmother!

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46185251
ask her
"have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight"

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>>46185251
Create a magic mop and bucket to do your bidding.
First task, clean up this fucking gorey hellscape from your entryway.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46185361
Shit.
Here's my roll

>>46185251
Use magic so the horse head becomes one of those toy horse heads on a stick.

>>46185251
conjure a miniature live horse which she can keep as a pet.

Keep up the good rolls guys!

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46185414
fck me. Rolling

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46185317
>>46185198
Let's not, please. Elf secretaries are a sometimes summon.

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>>46185266
You casually erase the negative events of the day from the mind of Elizabeth, who's smile seems to light up as she forgets the nasty stuff that has happened so far. You turn your attention back to the house.

>>46185198
Looking at this rainbow mess in your entryway you wonder what your fiance, Diana, will say when she sees this...

You conjure her up next to you to find out. The blonde elf woman appears mid-sentence, and looks at you.

"I was at work Gail. You can't keep doing this."

She then looks around the room in shock. "What happened here!?"


"It's not actually that important, what's really important is you get to meet your new step-daughter."

You grab her by the hand and drag her towards Elizabeth who is rolling around in the bouncy castle, laughing hysterically.

>>46185361
>>46185386
As you step out of the door you enchant a bucket and mop to clean up the mess in the entry way.

"Tadah! It's your new step daughter Elizabeth!"

"You have a fucking DAUGHTER!?" shouts Hazel angrily.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46185597
Rolling to explain it to her in a positive light!

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46185597
For shits and giggles:
Conjure a Genie, lamp included, and bind it to the will of Lizzy and ourself, and overclock it for infinite wishes. Give to Lizzy at earliest convenience.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46185597
Okay. Turn physics around so that water is replaced by Mercury everywhere with no negative biological effects, besides increased weight.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46185635
No no no, we're a wizard. We don't solve things with words.
We solve them with magic.
Rolling to manipulate elf secretary's mind to be happy about this.

>>46185737
Why not both?

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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>46185597

Summon the Swedish Chef and make him cook swedish meatballs with mashed potatoes, brown sauce and lingonberry jam.

>>46185097
>>46185198
>>46185266
>>46185335
>>46185386
>>46185439
>>46185505
>>46185635
>>46185691
>>46185734
>>46185737
>11 perfect successes in a row
That's a 1/2048 chance.

>>46185760
>>46185781
And the combo breaker from the Swedish chef

>>46185798
Damn swedes. Always ruining everything.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46185760
Swedish people are now Australian.

>>46185505
I'm allowing it, it's just gonna be a different Elf Secretary. Having her married to this guy as well would just be too much of a mess I don't want to deal with.

>>46185414
You stare wide eyed at Hazel, who you don't think you've ever actually seen this angry before. You casually conjure a miniature horse while staring at her, which you send over to Elizabeth, who begins to jump with glee at the sight of it.

"So are you going to explain yourself or what!?" Hazel shouts at you."

>>46185635
With a bit of magic you enchant your words to convey exactly what you intend them to, even if you can't phrase it just right.

"You see, we've both been in relationships before this... and well... you remember Karen?"

"Oh, don't remind me."

"Well Karen as it turns out had a kid, and I didn't know this until just a weeks ago, when she contacted me and asked if I wanted to take care of her for a day. I said yes, took care of all kinds of planning and have been trying my hardest to make sure that I can be there for her as a father. Even if it wasn't with the woman I love, she is my kid and I won't abandon her."

"Wow... Gail, why didn't you just tell me about this earlier?"

>>46185737
This response cuts you off as your about to finish a spell to force Hazel to be happy about this. An action that if she ever found out about would probably destroy this relationship you have made, and ruin any possible chance at getting back together, with the exception of using more magic, in a way that would make it go from a healthy relationship to being more like her slave master. You decide since words seems to have worked this time, you'll take it easy on the magic.

"Oh, uh... I thought you'd be mad?"

"I mean, I'm not sure how I feel about it, but I don't know... You're just trying to be a good father... I'm proud of you."

>>46185839

As swedish I will properly need to get cork hat, big knife and cold beer.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46185976
Introdice Hazel to Elizabeth, hopefully Elizabeth likes her.

Maybe even more than she likes us.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46185976
Give here a kiss, grab her ass, send her back to work, and tell her not to accept Swedish meatballs from Australians.

>>46186137
Do this after introducing her to Elizabeth, like in this post. >>46186030

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>>46185760
You decide it would be for the best to have Elizabeth meet Hazel over dinner.

You summon a chef who begins to shout in a language you do not understand. You ask him if he can make some meat balls with mashed potatoes, but he begins running around with a knife and frying pan shouting aggressively. He begins running at Bethin. Elizabeth laughs thinking this is some kind of slapstick joke, but you think the chef might really be trying to kill Bethin.

>>46185839
You attempt to change what language the chef is speaking, or maybe his entire nationality to one you'd understand better.

"Crikey! I'm gonna cook you up and eat ya!" He shouts, chasing after the dwarf. The two run off, into the house. Elizabeth looks around confused.

>>46186030
"Seems like that's the end of the show dear, but I've got someone here I'd like you to meet. This is Hazel, my fiance."

"Wow, you're very pretty." Elizabeth says.

Hazel laughs and begins talking to Elizabeth. You kind of lose track of what they're saying as you focus on doing some random stuff you've had in mind.

>>46185691
You create a genies lamp with infinite wishes.

>>46185734
As well as replace all water with mercury because frankly mercury looks cooler, and that's bothered you for a while now.

Every shifts a little, feeling a little uncomfortable after the change.

>>46186215
>"Crikey! I'm gonna cook you up and eat ya!"
My sides man, this fucking killed me.

>>46186137
After you finish with those few tasks you turn your attention back to Hazel and Elizabeth. You must have taken longer than you thought since they already seem to have become really close.

Hazel says goodbye to Elizabeth and walks over to you. "She's a very sweet little girl, are you sure she's your kid?" she jokes. "I need to get back to work though sooo... do you magic I guess."

You give Hazel a kiss, grab her ass, and begin casting a spell to send her back to work.

"If any strange Australians offer you meat balls, don't eat them!" you remind her as she disappears.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46186215
Nah. That uncomfortable shift is just our body not being strong enough to comfortably have Mercury in it.

INSTANT
GAINS
NOW

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46186287
Make sure that the Australian chef goes back to the kitchen and actually start cooking what you wanted.

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>46186287

Summon the greatest wizard who will perform great show for our little daughter.

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>>46186296
You still can't shake the uncomfortable sensation that happened when you swapped water with Mercury. You decide if you were stronger you'd probably be able to handle it better.

You begin casting a spell to increase the size and power of your muscles, but your movements are sluggish thanks to the mercury. The sluggish movements may have ruined your casting, as upon completion you don't feel any stronger... as a matter of fact you feel a lot weaker.

You fall to the ground, having trouble holding your own weight.

"Are you okay Mr.Graves?" Elizabeth asks.

You give her a thumbs up and a smile.

In the distance you hear pots and pans smashing as Bethin screams for help.

With a simple charm spell the ruckus stops and you hear a voice with a heavy australian accent ask: "So how do you like your meat balls done exactly?" followed by a confused Bethin explaining he's never actually had meatballs.

From what you gather it will take a while before the meal is ready so you decide to get some entertainment for Elizabeth in the meantime.

You summon the best stage wizard you can think of to the same stage you had Bethin use.

In a flash of light the great Momerpresso Malamatartarei appears. He sees the stage and instinctively begins performing magic tricks.

>>46186343
>>46186409
Forgot to reply to these to mark them as used.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46186521
summon wheelchair, and our ass to it.

(haven't forgot about giving the lamp to Lizzy right?)

>>46186496
Ask Elizibeth if she would be happy living with you and Hazel.

Do I need to roll for this?

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46186521
Make it so we are no longer affected by the concept of weight and the problems it brings.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46186608
I'll roll for you incase we need to.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46186643
Rolling to negate the roll.

>>46186608
I say we shouldn't need a roll for this, no magic involved!

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>(haven't forgot about giving the lamp to Lizzy right?)
I actually wrote it in the last post but I guess I got rid of it by accident when moving the order of some commands...

>>46186594
You successfully conjure a wheelchair with your ass securely in it. The rest of your body is still on the ground. It's a weird experience.

>>46186633
You remove the whole "weight" issue and float to your feet.

Walking over to Elizabeth you hand her the magic lamp. She thanks you for another great gift and puts it on the back of the tiny horse. You explain she needs to rub it, but should wait for a moment.

>>46186608
I mean, you aren't really forcing anything with magic or trying to get a specific outcome, so no, you don't need to roll.

"How would you feel about living here with Hazel and I? We could be a real happy family."

"What about mommy? Why can't you just come move in with me and her?"

As you think about what she asked, she goes to rub the lamp and a bright blue spirit comes out.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46186858
Rolling for if her wish to the genie about us wanting to move in with her and mom comes true.

>>46186985
Is it even in our hands now that it's a genie doing the magic?

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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46186858
"I am the spirit of the lamp! You get INFINITE wishes and then... Oh that can't be right... infinite wishes? Am I stuck with you. Forever?"

The spirit stares off into the distance in horror.

"I wish mommy and Mr.Graves were married!"

"Wait WHAT!?" you shout as the genie begins rubbing its hands together.

"Elizabeth I can't marry your mother, I'm with Hazel!"

"No, Hazel is your fiance dummy, that means best friend!" Elizabeth laughs.

"Your wish is my command!" Shouts the genie, and everything goes white.

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>>46187144
>Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46187144
Your 1 means Hazel is married to us!

Rolling for Elizabeth to be a full-elf child of ours and Hazel's.

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>>46187144
You wake up in bed feeling unrested, these damn human beds just really don't do it for you. Your wife has already left for work probably.

You get up and walk downstairs. Elizabeth is playing around with the pet tiny horse. You smile as you grab the morning paper. You notice an envelop with your name on it. You recognize the writing as Hazel's. It's already opened.

You open the letter and read it.

"I'm sorry Gail, I can't keep doing this. If Karen doesn't know already, she will soon, and I'm tired acting like some family friend and hiding it from them. You have a daughter for gods sake. I'm done seeing you.
- Hazel."

You look up and see Karen leaning in the doorway.

"I want a divorce." She says coldly.

>>46187345
(I took the success or fail on that to mean whether or not the result was happy or shitty.Though I suppose that's pretty one sided of me... I should avoid rolling in general probably.)

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46187371
No, you don't

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46187371
NOOOOO!

Rolling to go back to before Elizabeth made a wish!

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46187371
Convince her to think of our kid! Her childhood would be ruined by a divorce.

>>46187371
Shake the genie by the shoulders, shouting in his face:
WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46187371

Ok... reverse before the event when Elizabeth wished. And we solve the problem by having... A HAPPY POLYGAMY!!!

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46187371
Put a parental lock on the lamp, so that the genie must run Elizabeth's wishes by ourself, Karen, or Hazel for approval before the genie grants them.

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>>46187398
Not that guy, but as the person who wished for the lamp, I just wanted to see where you ran with it to change the story. This wasn't a terrible way of going about it

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46187443
Magical assistance, assuming we're somehow incapable of touching the genie.

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>>46187406
You glance over at Elizabeth who's still playing unaware.

"No you don't, please, don't do this."

"Yes I fucking do you sack of shit." Karen mutters under her breath.

"You're elves for godsake, couldn't you have at least pretended to have some respect and refrained from sex until after I was dead?"

You start trying to cast some kind of spell to go back to fix this, but where are you trying to go back to? It's all so blurry, like, something in your past was changed. You can't focus enough to go back though.

Karen sees you starting to cast a spell and begins to cry. "What are you going to do now? Erase my memory? Make me not give a shit? Is that the kind of relationship you want Gail? A fucking slave? Well you can make your own, just leave me and Elizabeth out of it!"

>>46187435
"Karen please, calm down, that's not what I was doing. I just... I just needed to try and clear my head. You're right to be mad at me, but please, don't do this, you'll ruin Elizabeth's future."

"Well even if you are right, what are we supposed to do? You want us to stick it out for her? You really think that would be better?"

"I don't know alright... I need some time to... to think about things." You explain.

"I think we both do." She agrees.

>>46187446
You focus on the moment you tried to get back to earlier. You see images of that toy lamp Elizabeth is sometimes playing with. You try to go back to that point again, but fail.

You see Elizabeth watching your argument scared as she reaches for the lamp from your memories.

>>46187470
With a quick spell you place a lock on the lamp. Elizabeth runs away crying.

"What the hell was that about! Don't you dare take this out on her!" Karen shouts at you.

Soon after a blue spirit flies into the room.

"Greetings Mr and Mrs. Graves. I am the spirit of the lamp and your daughter has just wished for you two to stop fighting and be happy. I am required to ask the permission of one of you before going through with this wish."

>>46187741
We accept!

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>>46187443
>>46187654
You immediately grab the blue spirit and begin shaking him around.

"WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

"Well if you remember correctly, which should be rather difficult, your daughter wished that you were married to her mother. The marriage was easy, but I have a much harder time with love."

I feel like my previous posts is a satisfactory answer to this question
>>46187654
>>46187443

>>46187809
No we fucking dont!

>>46187809
>>46187881
Huh. This hasn't really come up before. How do I choose which to go with...

>>46187881
You don't want to be happy?
>>46187915
Roll a d2?

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46187927
Good idea.

Rolled 8, 59 = 67 (2d100)

>>46187915
the guys who made decisions roll (in addition for future occurances) a d100 and the highest of conflicting requests gets picked

- kill the guy
- don't kill the guy

Rolled 40, 81 = 121 (2d100)

>>46187957
in addition to the roll for request (which i guess would mean going back to the d100 system)

- request, in case of conflict the higest gets picked

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46187855
We need an expert in psychology and relationships.
Resurrect and summon Sigmund Freud!

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>>46187855
"So what's your stance on this new wish?"

"NO!" you and Karen yell at the same time.

"If all of this is true, than what you're telling us is that we weren't really ever married before?"

"That's right, you were actually engaged to a woman named Hazel if I remember." The genie responds.

You and Karen look at each other, not even sure how to feel about this new revelation.

"I think we need a goddamned councilor." Karen mutters under her breath.

>>46187997
With a bit of magic you summon a renowned psychologist, Dr. Sigmund Freud.

"I didn't actually mean it Gail." she sighs.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46188136
Get rid of Freud

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46188168
Inadvertently give Freud genie powers.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46188136
Ask Freud to analyze the situation and solve it in the best way he thinks is possible, or impossible.

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>>46188168
"Yes, yes I see... you're marriage is in shambles because the two of you are too closed off, you have to learn to practice intimacy. How often do you make love?"

>>46188212
"Okay that's enough Mr.Freud." you say attempting to shoo him off with your magic. He begins to disappear, his spirit floating away, but it seems to pass through the genie and are absorbed. The genie begins to shake violently, his face shifting to that of Dr.Freud.

The two's spirits become entwined and form a powerful new spirit of the lamp and the mind.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46188312
Shrug shoulders and summon hazel.

>>46188265
>>46188312
Do this now plz

>>46188265
You ask Genie Freud how he thinks this situation can best be remedied. He thinks for a moment and responds.

"Honestly, it depends on a great deal of things. Now that I have the powers of a genie as well, I can solve your problem in practically infinite ways. I could simply wish things back to the way they were originally. I could help you through some councilling. I could simply force your minds into the state they would be in once counciling is finished, without actually doing it... the possibilities are endless." Genie Freud begins to ramble.

"The real question is whether you think you would be happier together, or separated. Karen with Elizabeth, and Gail with Hazel."

>>46188371
You think maybe Hazel should be here for this and begin casting a spell.

Hazel appears beside you extremely confused.

"I was at work!"She begins before realizing everyone else is in the room.

"Oh... "

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46188136
Summon a psychologist that didn't focus solely on classical conditioning.

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Gotta take a bit of a break again. Real sorry, but something came up. I should be back in maybe an hour?

>>46188474
Summon a second quasi-freud spirit to give Lizzy therapy while this is going on.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46188474
Ask him to solve it in all ways possible at the same time, where there will be one reality for each solution.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46188509
forgot roll

>>46188511
But which one would we continue playing from?

>>46188560
I don't know, maybe it's random, but we would at least get a solution.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46188511
Yeah I'm not too in favor of just creating literally INFINITE realities. Especially since QM rolls for genies.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Alternatively, now that you know about Elizabeth's wish, you can go back and stop it.

>>46188616
You can't stop me!

>>46188737
I think it's a good idea, as long as the rest of the people it will effect agree.

Just a reminder that the genie is child locked and can't grant a wish if you, Karen or Hazel disagree.

>>46189101


>>46187470
>so that the genie must run Elizabeth's wishes by ourself, Karen, or Hazel for approval
As written, this only applies if Elizabeth makes the wish.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Make the genie unable to grant wishes unless everyone agrees.

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Hey people. I'm back, sorry I'm late.
Gonna be taking a bit to work out all these into an update. Thanks for your patience.

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>>46188478
Before you put all your faith in Genie Freud, you decide to get a second opinion from another psychologist.

With a bit of magic you are joined by Carl Rogers.

Karen thinks you should stop summoning psychologists and focus on deciding what to do. The two of you fill Hazel in on the situation.

"It's pretty obvious what we should do. I wish everything was back the way it was before Elizabeth made her-"

>>46189738
You cut Hazel off and adjust the magical lock on the genie. "We shouldn't allow anyone to just make wishes... Now I've made it so that nobody can make a wish without everyone else's agreement." You explain. Everyone nods in approval.

>>46188511
"Now then, Mr. Freud, you say that you can resolve our problem in endless ways? Well I recommend you solve them in every way, each solution existing in its own reality!"

The two women are quick to disagree.

"No! How do we know which world we'll end up in?" Karen asks.

"Well technically you'd be in all of them." Explains Freud.

"Like hell I'm going through with that. We aren't leaving the fate of us and our child up to weird existential solutions!" Karen objects.

"I have to agree" joins in Hazel. "We need to come to a decision, you can't just say you want them all and hope it works out. I want to solve this together."

The two psychologists nod in approval at this new found sense of cooperation.

The two of them look at you, waiting for a response. You're so stressed out you don't know what to do. It would be a hell of a lot easier if you could just go back to where this all started.

>>46188697
You try to force yourself back to the point when Elizabeth made her wish, but you can't because you don't really remember it happening. The whole event is only a fragment of a memory that shouldn't even exist, since it never really happened in this universe.

Propose to the two ladies that we should wish for the return of our memories from before Elizabeth's wish. That way we'd at least know how things were before the little girl's thoughtless yet well-meaning reality-warping desire was granted.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46190623
Point out that we were forced to be unfaithful by the failed genie and forced to freind-zone hazel as a result of the same wish.
Suggest that we forget the bad shit that happened, as it was TOTALLY nobodies' fault as opposed to ours that this happened and that we all form a proper polygamist relationship.
Use magic to enhance the persuasiveness of our case.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46190623
Become the HORSE GOD

>>46190857
>this quest
>attempting to get harem

Get ready for failure.

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>>46190749
You come to a solution.

"Before we make any choices we should probably have our original memories returned."

Everyone agrees and turn to the genie. In unison you wish to have your memories returned.

"Your wish is my command." says Freud as memories come flooding back to you, about how Karen and you had a nasty falling out all those years ago, and then your memories of Hazel being their for you. Your relationship, the way your proposed to her... As all of these memories appear you have no doubt that you were happier with Hazel... but you also can't imagine a life without your daughter Elizabeth.

You look around the room, Karen seems very somber, and Hazel wraps her arms around you.

>>46190857
"So were all in agreement that this is all really messed up... and it's nobodies fault?"

Everyone nods.

"So what do you say we give something else a shot... Karen and I don't need to get a divorce, but Hazel comes and lives with us... as a second wife."

Karen gives you a scowl while Hazel slaps you.

"Are you being fucking serious? We got our memories back, we should go back to the way things are meant to be. I thought we were happy together. Wasn't I enough for you?" Hazel begins to tear up while Freud and Carl look at you, shaking their heads in disapproval.

>>46191142
Wish for Genie to never have existed at all

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46191142
Called it.

Also why the fuck are we wishing? Were just as powerful with fewer limitations!

>>46191420

Rolling to just DO this ourselves.

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>>46191475
You look around at all this misery the genie has caused and decide it would be for the best if the genie just never existed.

You begin using magic and reality begins distorting around you. Karen and Hazel begin to shout. Everything goes white.

You wake up in your familiar mushroom home. You look across to the bedside table and see some of Hazel's belongings.

"It worked." you think to yourself. You look at the calendar. Today is the day somebody important was going to come visit.

You wait by the door for a knock.

A few hours later you sit outside the doorway.

You watch the sunset. Nobody comes.

Soon Hazel comes back from work. She sees you
sitting at the doorway.

"Waiting for someone?" She asks.

"Yeah... but I can't remember who."

"I'm sure you'll remember eventually. Have you started dinner?"

"No... I've just been waiting."

You feel incredibly sad. but aren't sure why.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46191706
Become not sad.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46191706
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I ERASED ELIZABETH.

Reset fucking everything!

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46191706
Check to see if your mop is still around cleaning and if so, order it to figure out a way of cooking food without hands.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46191706
Conjure a crystal ball to scry the answer to why we feel sad.

>>46191475
>Also why the fuck are we wishing? Were just as powerful with fewer limitations!
We're certainly as powerful, but we couldn't return reality to a state that we could not remember.

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>>46191755
You use magic to put a smile on your face. Hazel sees you doing this.

"Hey I thought we talked about this. If you're sad you should find a way to deal with it healthily, no more magic to fix that kind of thing alright?"

"But I... I'm not even sure why I was sad." You say with a big smile. "It doesn't really even make sense."

"Alright, well I'm going to start dinner, you try and come up with a healthier solution than just zapping it away alright?"

>>46191768
You're about to tell her not to bother with dinner, you can just do something like you did with the mop... wait... you never animated a mop did you? You were just waiting here all day... there's that sad feeling again. Something is definitely wrong.

>>46191774
You conjure up a crystal ball and begin to look through it. You see images of lots of horses, as well as a little girl. She seems somewhat familiar, like a young Karen, but with pointy ears.

Then it hits you.

>>46191764
You begin sweating and shaking, you think you might be having a panic attack.

You begin casting one of your most powerful spells, one you learned from another wizard a very long time ago.

"Activate the Omega-13."

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Alright, so this is the 7th story of the OPMUQ so far. I usually like to keep these threads self contained so anyone can enjoy them, though there are often some references to older threads thrown in.

You are Gale Graves, an elf trickster who uses his magic to fill the lives of others with misery. Recently however you have been contacted by an old lover, turns out you're a father. Lots of planning and preparation has lead to this day, the day your daughter Elizabeth will be visiting you for the first time. You're not exactly sure what you plan to do today, but one thing is for certain, you will show Elizabeth you are the greatest father a young half-elf could ask for!

There is a knock at the door to your mushroom home. you answer it to find the young Elizabeth, no older than 9 from the looks of it, though you can never be too certain with half elves. Her mother, Karen, stands next to her and hands you a list of approved activities. You smile and wave goodbye as Karen leaves. Elizabeth is very nervous and quiet as you close the door and burn the list of activities.

"Alright Elizabeth, what shall we do today?"

"I want to see horses." She responds.

For any new comers, as a magic user your powers are practically infinite but also extremely unreliable.
> You can use magic to do pretty much anything.
> Attempting to use magic requires a write in command and a roll of a d2
> 2 is a success
> 1 is a backfire
(Alternatively I will also accept the old d100 system)

And Finally, I do have a twitter if that’s your kind of thing.
https://twitter.com/ExcaliburQM

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46191972
Horses? We can do better than horses! Our little girl deserves only the best! Let's conjure up a unicorn!

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>>46192002
"Horses? We can do better than that!" You give a smile while you begin to cast a spell, throwing in lots of unnecessary sparkles. Elizabeth watches with a wide smile as a creature begins to materialize.

A white unicorn steps into view, sparkling with radiance, and waving its hair.

"Awesome." Elizabeth whispers while staring in awe at the majestic creature.

So none of that fucking mattered at all?

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>>46192081
Basically... yes.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Conjure a swarm of flying monkies to steal jewels for Elizabeth

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>>46192178
You begin conjuring up some flying monkeys and task them with bringing back jewels for Elizabeth. She thinks the monkeys are funny and laughs as she sees them flying away.

You hope that no guards manage to track the monkeys back here. That would be awkward for everyone.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46192251
>Make the monkeys invisible

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46192251
Give half the monkeys the ability to phase through solid things like a ghost.

>>46192251
Magic up a few batches of brownies that are magically nutritious as well as tasty.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46192440
Oops, got ahead of myself and forgot to roll. My apologizes.

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>>46192369
As the monkeys fly into the distance you quickly cover them in an illusion to hide them from sight.

>>46192420
While you're at it why not give them the ability to phase through things, to steal jewels better. But not all of them, only half!

They should be back shortly with several gems for Elizabeth.

Elizabeth in the meantime has mounted the unicorn and is riding it around the living room.

>>46192440
>>46192459
You decide to make her some snacks. You flip through an old spell book in the kitchen looking for the recipe for magical brownies.

With a bit of magical cooking they are done. You hand one to Elizabeth and have one for yourself as well. They're really good and you both have some more. They're healthy for you after all.

Soon you're both laying back on the couch laughing. You don't really feel like doing anything and you're constantly hungry, so you eat some more magic brownies. This continues until all the brownies are gone.

>>46192549
Dude
Weed
Lmao

Ask Elizabeth if she wants to move in with you and Hazel.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46192549
Make some pizza because you have the munchies.

Deep pan, tomato sauce, cheese, onions, pepperoni, pineapple and sardines on the top.

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>>46192583
You turn to Elizabeth.

"Do you want to live here with me and my fiance?"

Elizabeth starts laughing. "You live with your best friend?"

You get up and walk to the kitchen, magicing some things together while you explain the meaning of fiancee to Elizabeth and tell her all about Hazel and how you love her.

>>46192618
Getting fed up with all these things you decide just to enchant the deep pan to make the pizza itself.

In no time at all the pizza is ready and the table is set.

The two of you sit down at the table ready to eat.

"Can I meet Hazel, she sounds amazing!"

"Yeah, we can bring her here right after we eat!"

You both take a bite of the pizza and begin to gag. It tastes burnt and just plain disgusting.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Conjure some Doritos in disgust. Curry flavour.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46192684
While we're at it, transform the ceiling lamp into a disc ball and sing reggae in a perfect Jamaican accent

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>>46192725
You conjure some nice curry flavored Doritos instead. Imported straight out of another universe.

You both start eating them, and honestly? It's not bad.

You look up at the magical ceiling lamp and get a great idea.

>>46192788
The ceiling lamp shifts into a disco ball and you begin to sing a song from another universe perfectly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLY7dQTKv8U
(I actually just asked one of my stoner roommates what his favorite reggae songs to listen to while high are.)

>>46192922
A few hours go by without you really feeling it. Soon the door opens and Hazel walks through the door.

"It's Hazel!" you shout.

Elizabeth begins bouncing up and down in excitement.

"Hello, who is this?" Hazel asks you confused.

"This is Elizabeth, Karen had a kid. My kid." You explain with a big grin.

"You have a DAUGHTER!?" shouts Hazel angrily.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>46192983
Time to see our boogie.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46192983
"It's fine, it was like, uhh,"
Use magic to recall the date we stopped fucking the other lady.

>>46192983
Ask Elizabeth to take her unicorn out into the back yard so it can frolic a bit while we have a talk with Hazel. Then explain to Hazel that we only learned about it from Karen recently, and that we're sorry for not bringing the matter up earlier.

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>>46193001
I'm assuming you just wanted to break into dance, unless it has another meaning.

You get off your chair and begin dancing with the light of the disco ball and Elizabeth clapping for you.

Hazel just stares at you confused. "Are you high?" her eyes widen as she looks at Elizabeth. "IS SHE HIGH!?"

>>46193082
"It's fine Hazel, I stopped having sex with Karen a long time ago, like.., huh... my magic is telling me we did it last night in an alternate version of this reality created by Elizabeth when she made a genie wish."

"What the fuck does that mean?"

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>46193158
No, I'm not high it's just the funk runnin it's course. Continue Dancing.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46193158
Explain to the best extent we are capable of in this state of what happened. If we have no memory of what happened, this pretty much amounts to:
"Durr."

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>>46193154
You shush Hazel and mouth: "Don't swear in front of Elizabeth."

Hazel is embarrassed she lost it in front of the kid.

You take Elizabeth out into the backyard and help her onto the back of her unicorn which she affectionately names King Sparklebutt.

You return to Hazel and explain to her that Karen had a kid about 9 years ago, which would work out to be that one of the last times you two were together you got her pregnant. You only just found out about this the last few weeks and have been putting all kinds of work into this day, but you were worried what she would think if she heard about it.

Hazel takes a seat at the table and lets out a sigh.

"So you're a dad... that's interesting. She seems really sweet though. Gods damn it, out of all the people why did it have to be Karen, out of all your ex's she's the worst."

She looks up at you, still dancing away. She lets out a chuckle.

"Oh and to answer your question, it's just the funk running it's course baby."

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Conjure a crystal ball and scry the monkeys

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>>46193322
You pull up your crystal ball and start looking for the monkeys. After a few minutes of staring and shaking the thing around you remember the monkeys are invisible. Oh well, I'm sure they're fine.

>>46193375
Ask Hazel how she'd feel about adopting Elizabeth.

>>46193426
"So, how would you feel about adopting Elizabeth."

"Are you being serious right now? Gale she's Karen's daughter, we can't adopt her. Even if we could, I don't know how comfortable I am raising the child of my fiance and his ex... I'm sorry, she seems really sweet but what you're asking right now... It's just not reasonable."

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>46193375
Make a fire monkey squad armed with molotovs. Also hide our involvement with the jewel stealing monkeys, and molotov monkeys.

>>46193450
This was a lot easier before amon made us in a relationship. Now we're stuck and I don't know what to do.

If this keeps up I'm turning people into shit and sex dolls again.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46193375
I think I just woke someone up laughing. That was good.

Conjure up a magical wardrobe that'll have the clothes you want when you open it up. Then call Lizzy over and have a dress-up party.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46193450
Take us, Elizabeth and Hazel 2000 years into the future

kids like the future

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>>46193492
You create an army of fire monkeys, each armed with molotovs. You cast a spell that prevents anyone from linking you to the monkeys.

"Hey why are there fire monkeys here?" Hazel asks.

"Oh... uh... Reasons."

meanwhile the door opens and a bunch of bags filled with precious jewels simply fall to the ground in the doorway.

"Huh... Neat."

>>46193512
Oh god, please don't. This is the least messed up quest yet, even if we have been stagnating a bit.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Freeze time

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>46193580
Send the fire monkey off as some rebel force/protesters against some random injustice in the world.

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>>46193561
You create a magical wardrobe in the living room.

"You're really going all out for this kid aren't you?" Hazel asks.

"It's sweet. I like seeing you like this."

>>46193642
The fire monkeys come to you in the middle of your work and you tell them to shoo, and go fight some injustice in the world, wherever they may find it.

You put the finishing touches on the wardrobe. You walk inside to test it and come out wearing a lovely tuxedo, then a suit of armor, then back to your regular clothes.

You call Elizabeth back in from the yard and show her the new wardrobe. She excitedly starts putting on a bunch of different costumes of various professions.

When she's finished you're not exactly sure what she's supposed to be.

"I'm a fire-guard-physician-princess-wizard!" she shouts excitedly. "From the future!"

"You like the future? How would you like to see it!"

Elizabeth's eyes go wide with excitement.

"Are you sure this is such a good idea Gale?" Hazel asks.

"Oh come on, it'll be fun!" you tell her.

You all hold hands and prepare to travel 2000 years into the future.

You tear open the veil of time and jump through together.

You appear in a dense forest, not a house in sight. You look around confused and only see trees. Did you maybe go back instead of forward? And how far? It's always so hard to tell with these spells.

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>>46193587
You decide it could be dangerous to stay here like this, so you decide to stop time to get a chance to scout.

You stop time with a quick spell and turn to Hazel and Elizabeth. It would seem you have frozen them as well, which wasn't your intention, but it works out.

>>46193783
I can now imagine the sight of flaming monkey protesters.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>46193580
>please don't

Hahaha.

Cancel this time fuckery. Teleport us all to Karen in the present.

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>>46193865
You decide maybe you should end this time vacation before things get to crazy. While you're at it you have a few things you need to talk to Karen about.

You attempt to open a portal forward in time to Karen's home, which works, but all it accomplishes is pulling a confused Karen into the distant past alongside the rest of your family.

The time stop seems to fade... perhaps 9 seconds is your current limit? Or maybe you just messed up the spell.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>46193946
>9 second limit.

Summon a stand arrow and give everybody but Karen a stand.

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>>46193968
You summon a powerful artifact said to awaken great abilities in warriors. As it floats down into your hands it dramatically shifts in direction of Karen who is still trying to figure out what's going on.

Without warning the arrow shoots into Karen's chest.

A large bandage covered pink spirit forms above her.

[STACY'S MOM]

The spirit turns to Elizabeth and begins cleaning her up and applying a band aid to a small cut she got earlier you didn't even notice during her time in the back yard.. The speed and precision of this spirit is amazing.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46194159
Stab the spirit with the arrow.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46194159
Summon a tram car (and four tickets for it!) that will speedily carry the four of you not through space, but time. It'll travel steadily towards the time you originally left, which will be your final stop.

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>>46194244
Anon please... you don't know what you're doing.

It would appear I lost my trip since I posted in /co/ a while back... assure you it's been me this whole time.

>>46194293
This post included.

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>>46194283
Hmm, I should have thought that through a bit more before posting. After all, there are more fitting forms of transportation...

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>>46194244
Karen removes the arrow to reveal no damage. She hands it to you and asks what just happened.

You tell you you want to try something and stab [STACY'S MOM] with the arrow.

There is a spectacular transformation as the arrow is absorbed into [STACY'S MOM] and the stand becomes [STACY'S MOM REQUIEM].

You can't quite tell the difference, other than the redesigned look, but you can tell the power radiating from the stand has increased to absurd proportions. You do not want to get on it's bad side.

You tell Karen it's probably best to ignore [STACY'S MOM REQUIEM] for now until it's powers become more apparent. As for right now...

>>46194283
>>46194338
You conjure up a magical school bus and get everyone in. You all jump aboard and begin your trip on the magic school bus through time, back to where you came from.

>>46194433
Why don't it go crazy and start swapping bodies?

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>>46194462
Because Jojo is consistently inconsistent. Golden Experience just became absurdly powerful and could break other stands powers, while silver Chariot went crazy and fucked off.

Nows not the time for this though anon. We've got a magic school bus to ride.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>46194433
Take a detour into the future before going back home, wouldn't want the little girl to feel disappointed after all.

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>>46194433
Cruising down on main street, you're relaxed and feeling good.

You look out the windows and see time progressing rapidly infront of you, like a timelapse. You see Elves come and start constructing homes. Eventually you see your own home being built, and even you and Hazel moving in together.

As the bus stops you arrive at your destination of the present in your front yard. Everyone steps off the bus.

"Well bus trip through time certainly wasn't on the list of approved activities." Karen says jokingly.

"But that was a lot of fun. Have you been doing stuff like this all day?" she asks Elizabeth.

"Oh no, we also played with a unicorn, and ate brownies, and played dressup! Mr.Graves is the best!"

Karen gives you a smile. "Is that so?"

>>46194576
Oh... shit, uh... do you want me to redo that last update?

>>46194665
Nah.

Ask Karen how she'd feel about moving in with you and Hazel.

>>46194665
Oh no, just ignore it, it worked out well and Elizabeth doesn't seem sad about not seeing the future or anything, so I'm happy.

>>46194691
Did you just answer for >>46194694? That's kind of a dick move isn't it?

Anyways. You turn to Karen and ask how she'd feel about moving in with you and Hazel.

Karen just laughs. "Look I know I've been on some hard times financially, but that doesn't mean I'm about to move in with an Ex and his new girlfriend."

Hazel lets out a sigh of relief.

Give us harem or even old school full house.

Just let us live with Lizzy!

I will turn Karen into the pet dog if I have to.

>>46194741
Wait, give them the monkey bag of jewels!

>>46194741
Financial trouble? Huh.
Have Elizabeth go show mommy her new shiny bags of jewels.

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>>46194904
Hearing Karen talk about tough times gives you an idea. You rush into the house and grab the jewels the monkeys had gathered. You attempt to thank them you frankly have no idea if they're still around... Invisible and all.

You go to Elizabeth and hand her the bag. You tell her to give it to her mother. Karen takes the bag from Elizabeth and looks inside. She looks up at you with a face so full of happiness and surprise youd swear you were looking at a different person.

"This is for us? And it's not one of your bullshit " trickster" curses?"

"You know I wouldn't do that to you."

"No I don't actually Gale, thats the whole reason we broke up, you didn't know how to stop using magic to get what you want."

"Right... Uh... It's not magic, no."

Karen walks over to you and gives you a big hug. Elizabeth joins in too. Karen waves Hazel over as well, though she's hesitant at first she joins in too.

Everyone gets a little confused as they feel more people join in. You tell them not to worry, it's just the invisible monkeys.

"You know... The neighboring home is for sale." Hazel chimes in.

>>46195180
End pls? Before we screw it up!

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Within a year Karen and Elizabeth have moved into the large mushroom home next door. It's a bit awkward at first, but the four of you wind up making your own special kind of family.

You and Hazel wind up getting married and spend a large portion of your honeymokn trying to play matchmaker for Karen. On your return home however you find she's met a great man named Bethin Laughinghammer, and youve never seen her happier.

It's a bit of a strange dynamic ya, but they're your family, and there's no way you'd rather have it.

Elizabeth gets to spend her time with you, Hazel, Karen and Bethin. Plus she has a unicorn to call her own.

On some more random notes youre pretty sure that [STACYS MOM REQUIEM] has made you all heal at super human rates and made you immune to diseases.

The fire monkey squad is currently doing work in third world countries, having run-out of molotovs theyve swapped to going out and volunteering.

Well that's about all there is to say about it for now though Elizabeth did get you to promise that when she's older you'll teach her magic, so your life is going to be far from quiet.

Until then though, they all lived happily ever after.

Good end, get! And without even getting Bees involved this time; I'm impressed!

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>>46195379
im cryin some real bitch tears right now, OP

that shit was fuckin beautiful

we made it, brah

Well I gotta say, this is probably the sweetest of all the quests I've done so far. We had a few bumbs along the way, but over all I'm really with how it turned out.

Ive been thinking about taking a break from these quests to work on another one, so we might not have another next week.

If anyone has any recommendations for a storyline or how to run the quest differently, please feel free to share

>>46195456
>taking a break
>recommendations

So are we doing more or not QM

>>46195481
I dunno. I was more giving a warning in advance. If I do take a break it'd likely only be for a week or two. I enjoy these things too much.

If the fact these things run for like 10 hours on a Tuesday are any indicator, I have very little self control when it comes to running them.

Well it's real late here, so I'm heading to sleep. I'll archive this in the morning. Goodnight everybody!

>>46195456
>recommendations for a storyline
How about someone who works in fast food or retail or another soul-grinding job, who comes into contact with a meteorite and gains awesome magical cosmic power?

Or a student worried about upcoming exams who buys a charm at a shady shop or local shrine or souvenir stand, and after following the directions (maybe hanging it up in their window while they sleep like a dreamcatcher, or something a bit more involved like desolving it in milk and drinking it while repeating a wish in their mind), wakes up possessing awesome magical cosmic power?

Though both of those potentially lack the human element that somewhat restrains the scope of the powers used. I dunno, just spit-balling. Regardless, these have been really fun quests. I look forward to what you do next, whatever it is and whenever it does happen.