FIRST POST

>>46126358
>>Just continue to observe silently.
"Amy, do you bring that fake mustache and glasses? We gonna do some stalking here"

>>46126358
>>Just continue to observe silently.

>>46126388
fuck

>>46126388
NO MEMES THIS TIME YOU FUCK

>>Go confront Tank.

>>46126358
>>Just continue to observe silently.

>Just continue to observe silently.

>>46126410

:V

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>>46126388

PIRST FOST

ALSO INFINITE STARS QUEST FUCK YEAH

>>46126358
>>Just continue to observe silently.

>>46126358
>Just continue to observe silently.

He might have a good reason for doing so.

>>46126358
>Go confront Tank.

>>46126358
>Just continue to observe silently.

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>>46126358
>Just continue to observe silently.

Time for another episode of Sam's World: Rogue Trader Edition!

>>46126358
>>Just continue to observe silently.

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>>46126358
And Tank just continues to stare.

And stare.

AND STARE.

Then again, given the helmet he was wearing, there wasn't much else he could do. But you could tell that he was REALLY MEANING IT right now.

And the poor guard bends and snaps like a tree branch.

"A-all right! You can go! Just... just don't tell anybody, all right?"

Tank nods and gives a salute, his metal gauntlet clinking off his helmet.

"Well the totally expected thing totally happened." Amy rolls her eyes.

"Should we follow him?" Elsa asks.

Well, regardless of what was said or done, this was pretty damning. Tank was disobeying one of your orders!

>Tail him!
>STOP RIGHT THERE
>Other

>>46127102
>>Tail him!

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>>46127102
>Tail him!
Sneaking mission

>>46127102
>STOP RIGHT THERE

>>46127102
>>Tail him!

>>46127102
>>Tail him!
"maybe there are kittens needs extraction or something. We'll tail him for now"

>>46127102
>Tail him!
We must find out Tank's secrets, so that we can buy him an idol poster to put on the inside of his shield.

>>46127102
>>Tail him!
We got the Producer didn't we?

>Tail him!

We must know!

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So how long do you think it'll take for Sam to forget to put on her uniform because it feels like she's wearing 'nothing at all'?

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>>46127176
What kind of idols would Tank like though?

>>46127102
>>Tail him!

Commence virtuous mission!

>>46127240
Julie, then he could have a poster of a shield holding idol on his shield. It's a double shield. Even if one shield is made of paper.

>>46127226
If it feels like nothing at all, would she just assume it's already on when putting on her uniform and then walk into the bridge wearing nothing underneath?

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>>46127102
"Well, we tail him, of course!" You whisper back, now genuinely curious. After all, Tank revealed so little about his personal life, it was just too tempting a chance not to take. You wait for Tank to board the elevator and the door to slide shut before striding forward. The guard at the checkpoint turns to begin to tell you off, but the built in IFF in your suit immediately signals to him your rank and he immediately stands to attention.

"H-how can I help you, Captain?" The guard stammers.

"Just some official business on the surface." You say simply with a slight grin. "That won't be a problem, would it?"

"No, no, of course not!" The guard shakes his head quickly and steps aside, letting you pass. You wave Amy and Elsa to follow you and you all board the second elevator car down.

Now, orbital elevator rides were not anything special, and were a pretty routine occurrence in your line of work. However, the only planet you've only really ever been on was Earth, and even though Eridanus was a mostly Earth-like planet, there were enough differences that it was just an amazing vista on first glance. Down below, you could see vast, sapphire blue oceans, with a pair of large emerald continents. There wasn't even a single indication of a desert or any dry spot. Eridanus' lushness was one of the reasons it was designated as the Accord's Frontier capital.

"Heh, gotta admit, it looks real nice from up here." Amy grins. "Wonder how it looks on the ground?"

"Well, the city itself probably wouldn't look too different from what we see on Earth." Elsa shrugs. "As the capital, Eridanus still enjoys regular contact with the civilized territories."

"Ah, so we still get flush toilets and not holes in the ground. Gotcha." Amy nods.

You snicker a bit at Amy's comment.

"Well, just remember, we're going down on official business, so no funny shenanigans, okay?"

"Okaaaaay." Both Amy and Elsa chime.

>I'm taking your word on this.
>Okay, what are you planning?
>Other

>>46127638
>Okay, what are you planning?

>>46127638
>>Okay, what are you planning?

>>46127638
>Okay, what are you planning?

>>46127638
>Okay, what are you planning?

>>46127638
>>I'm taking your word on this.

>>46127638
>Okay, what are you planning?

>>46127638
>Okay, what are you planning?

>>46127638
>Okay, what are you planning?

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Rolled 15, 13, 17 = 45 (3d20)

>>46127638
You spin around, glaring at your helmswoman and weapons officer who were trying to look TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS, standing at the back of the elevator car and not trying to make eye contact with you.

"All right, spill it, girls. What are you planning?" You grunt.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>46128149
TRUTH

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>46128149
We must plan around their plans that they will plan around our knowing their plans!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>46128149
snow!

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>46128149

>>46126358
OK guys, clearly we need to put a stop to this. Everyone, get a copy of The Division, find Merc, and gank him as often as you can.

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>>46128193
>>46128191
>>46128187
This is gonna bite us in the ass ain't it

I'm betting it's gonna be mafia. And explosions.

>>46128220
But, we'd need to spend just as much time as him to get to a point where we could beat him, and I doubt Merc will slow down to let us catch up.

>>46128254
A bedwarmer? A young cadet with spirit? New outfit?

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>>46128279
Maybe it's pets.

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>>46128149

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>>46128268
That's what group gankings are for.

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>>46128149
"I don't know what you're talking about!" Amy says. "You're obviously just being way too paranoid, Cap!"

"Yeah, totally unfounded accusations!" Elsa nods in agreement. "Where's your proof?"

Damn, they were right. All you had now were suspicions, but you didn't really have any sort of foundation to pursue them on. Plus, they kinda outnumbered you 2-1 in here, so trying to get physical probably wouldn't end well.

"Fine, whatever." You shake your head.

Finally, the elevator car reaches the ground to the Station's dirtside facility. Like the Station above, the ground facility was an Accord military installation in all respects, though really it was just a glorified customs checkpoint to manage traffic to and from the Station. Even though Tank came down before you, you weren't that far behind, and already you caught sight of his massive bulk heading for the front doors, drawing the curious eyes of the passing facility personnel.

Wait...

Was he heading for the front doors?

To the OUTSIDE?

Where the civilians were?!

>Keep tailing!
>You gotta stop him!
>Other

>>46128365
>Keep tailing!
We gotta see where this goes.

>>46128365
>>Keep tailing!

>>46128365
>You gotta stop him!

>>46128365
>>You gotta stop him!
"HALT YOU EVILDOER i mean TANK!!"

>>46128365
>>Keep tailing!

>>46128365
>Keep tailing!

>>46128365
>Keep tailing!
We're commited to this stealth run, can't stop it halfway.

>>46128365
>Keep tailing!

>>46128365
>>Keep tailing!

Oho? Is he meeting someone?

>>46128365
>You gotta stop him!

>>46128365
>>Keep tailing!

>>46128426

He's taken this job so his sick and infirm family can move to the Centauri Accord.

Each of them have their own custom-fitted set of power armor.

>>46128365
What are the odds of him going to a cemetery pay his respect to old buddies.

Or him going to an anime convention.

>>46128426
>>46128500
Maybe he's on a romantic meetup with his girlfriend that he met online?

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>>46128500
>Grandpa and Grandma Tank are entombed in a dreadnought

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>>46128682
That crazy uncle who wears a dreadknight

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>>46128826
>Little Sister Centurion

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>>46128365
Time for a SNEAKING MISSION!

>Roll 1d20

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>>46128863
>Little sister is the greatest treehouse architect in the galaxy

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>46128941
Regular Solid Snake here guys

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>46128941

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>46128941

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>46128941
YOU DON"T SEE US!

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>>46128941

>>46128964
>>46128974
>>46128977
Seems good.

Is Merc gonna roll for Tank's perception?

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Rolled 13, 4, 1 = 18 (3d20)

>>46129062
>Is Merc gonna roll for Tank's perception?

That's a good idea!

>>46129126
Tank has not very good perceptions. Needs rear-view mirrors for his armour.

>>46129126
Huh...How'd he mess up that last one?

Probably mud on his peripherals

>>46129126
that 1
>CAW IM A CROW.

>>46129126
We hid in a fucking cardboard box, we are that effective.

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>>46129126
Thankfully, Tank doesn't seem to notice your TOTALLY INCONSPICUOUS TAILING of him. True, you were still in uniform and everything, but Tank was still in his armor and was attracting FAR more attention than you could ever achieve. Dozens of curious stares followed Tank that he either wasn't aware of, or just didn't care as he headed for his destination. It looked to be... some kind of store? Looked to a kind of mall or something. You glance at Amy and Elsa, who just shrug.

Well, you went all this way already...

You try to ignore all of the augmented reality "smart ads" that keep getting projected directly into your eyes. Everything from makeup, to fashion, and even idol concert tickets! Was nothing sacred anymore? There's so much holojunk clouding your eyes you actually almost lose track of Tank, up until you see him stop at what appears to be a toy store.

A toy store?

Well, Tank was kinda childish in his own ways, but you never figured he'd be THAT childish?

However, as he enters, line of sight is broken by the numerous shelves, as well as the crowd of children inside. If you wanted to get a closer look, well, you'd have to get a lot closer...

>Just wait for him outside.
>Time to go in!
>Other

>>46129310
>>Just wait for him outside.
He's probably gonna leave some time.

>>46129310
>Time to go in!

>>46129310
>>Just wait for him outside.

>>46129310
>>Time to go in!

>>46129310
All that for a gunpla?

>>46129310
>Time to go in!
What if it's a front for a secret lobster store? Wait, this planet could probably grow plenty of lobsters considering it's climate. But it never hurts to check.

>>46129310
>>Time to go in!
Alone, it'll be less obvious that way

>>46129310
>Time to go in!
Let us penetrate the toy store's well-used entrance with our curious bodies.

>>46129310
>>Time to go in!

We look like a kid in cosplay/. we can act the part.

>>46129310
>>Just wait for him outside.

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>>46129310
"All right girls, we're going in." You whisper to Amy and Elsa.

"Isn't that a little... weird?" Amy whispers. "Grown women like us going into a toy store for kids?"

"Honestly, with you two it's hard to tell the difference." You quip.

"Ha, ha." Amy and Elsa roll their eyes in unison.

"Can't deny what's true!" You chuckle as you stride into the store as casually as possible. Fortunately, the adults inside were too concerned with making sure their kids were touching everything on the shelves to pay much heed to you and your two crew, and you slowly head to the back of the store where the counter is. There, you see Tank towering over the counter and an rather elderly looking clerk, who oddly enough didn't seem intimidated by him at all. The clerk was clearly talking to Tank, but you couldn't really hear anything at this distance, so you creep a little closer...

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>46129637

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>46129637

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>46129637
FUCK THAT 20!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>46129637

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>46129637

I'M A TREE

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>46129637
>20
welp

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>46129637
rolling...

>>46129647
Well, looks like we tied.

>>46129647
THIS IS A SNEAKING MISSION, SAM.

>>46129507
>tries to disguise as a kid, totally succeeds, too much even.
>bumps into random kids, tries to apologize but kid is too much of a douchbag.
>starts arguing about each others tastes in toys and anime, gets more and more serious, eventually turns into a childish slap-fight
>Tank arrives at the scene and sees her tangled up with the kid on the floor and just stares at her. Sam: "...Um... this isn't what is looks like, honest."

>>46129734
>>46129637
>>46129647
If we failed:
> a store worker asking where our parents are and if we're lost.

>>46129734
Kid we were fighting against, grows a crush on us, because he thinks we're the same age.

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>>46129734
>Sam secretly fan of some kiddie space hero show with a name like "Ophelia Orion and the Star Savers"
>there's an "action figure" from that show and it's a limited edition

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>>46129647
>>46129637
HUH. WELL.

I ACTUALLY DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE THIS HAPPEN.

So we'll do a second roll off to determine the winner, but I'll give you guys a free FATE POINT.

>Roll 1d20

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>>46129827
>Sam doesn't buy it, she's an adult
>Sam's birthday comes around
>Time for presents
>Tank's present is the action figure

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>46129874
LET'S DO THIS

>>46129879
This needs to happen.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>46129874

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>>46129874
Let's do this.

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>>46129898

>>46129898
again?

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>>46129898
You BEAUTIFUL son of a bitch!

>>46129898
kek

>>46129898
Bwahahahahahah!!!!!

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>>46129898

Sam has apparently roleplayed at being a child so hard she now believes herself to actually be a child.

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>>46129898
As Ophelia Orion once said: "You can do anything with the power of friendship and always doing your homework on time!"

>>46129898
Well done Anon.

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>>46129898
MOTHERFUCKER

>>46130044
did our tits grow bigger again?


We should try drinking the Doctor's drink again.

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>>46129637
However, as you watch, your spine begins to tingle. That familiar tingle when Amy and Elsa were up to no good. It was a mistake to let them stay behind you! Acting purely on instinct, you duck just when Amy and Elsa's outstretched arms push forward. If you had stayed still, they definitely would have shoved you directly into Tank's back.

"Aha..." You turn around, your eyes glinting with fury. "Thought you could get one up on me, eh?"

"Um, well..." Amy backs off. "It was just a joke! Honest!"

"We meant nothing by it!" Elsa laughs nervously as she tries to back off.

"Oh no, you're not getting away that easily!" You snatch them both by the collars and pull them back to you. You notice them visibly sweating now. Good.

>INTERROGATE
>PUNISH
>HUMILIATE
>Other

>>46130150
>>HUMILIATE

>>46130150
Throw them into Tank. Observe.

>>46130150
>>INTERROGATE
The jig is up!

>>46130150
>PUNISH

>>46130150
>>INTERROGATE

>>46130150
>HUMILIATE
Clearly best choice.

>>46130150
>INTERROGATE

>>46130150
>>HUMILIATE
>>INTERROGATE

Take 'em to church, Sam! Show them who is top dog!

>>46130150
>>HUMILIATE

>>46130150
>HUMILIATE

>>46130150
>HUMILIATE
Lewdly

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>>46130150
>HUMILIATE
Make them cosplay.

>>46130150
>>HUMILIATE

>>46130150
>>HUMILIATE

The only real way to punish them is to do to them exactly what they tried on us!

>>HUMILIATING INTERROGATION

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>>46130150
Dohohoho, you know the PERFECT way to resolve this situation!

"Well, there is ONE thing you can do for me in lieu of formal punishment..." You grin.

"W-wha-"

Amy never has the chance to finish when you pull them forward and the push them right at Tank, the two of them stumbling forward and slamming right into his armored back.

And ever so slowly, Tank's head creaks around like a possessed doll in a horror story. He then fully turns around to tower over the now whimpering Amy and Elsa. You swear the optical lenses on his helmet narrow as he GLARES at them. You see him quickly but politely snatch a wrapped package and stuff it into his carrying pack before returning his attention to Amy and Elsa. He stares, wonder what the hell the two of them were doing here.

"We were here with the Cap! She led us out here!" Amy tries to explain.

You duck behind a shelf as Tank instinctively looks around to scan the shop, and then looks back at Amy, totally unconvinced.

"I'm not lying! Honest! She's here!"

"We're telling the truth!" Elsa blubbers.

Tank continues to glare at them. Of course they'd try to find a way to weasel out of this. They were just trying to say this to throw him off!

"But she's-"

Tank has clearly had enough of their whining, as he reaches down and grabs them both by the back of their collars. As Chief of Security, it was also part of his duties to administer discipline if it was required.

"But but DOUBLE STANDARDS!" Amy whines. "What're you doing out here!??!"

Obviously, he was on important, CLASSIFIED business, of which they were not.

"B-b-b-ut-!"

But Tank has clearly had enough of this. With both girls still grabbed by the collar, Tank starts dragging them out of the store, much to the confusion of all of the patrons and to the elderly clerk's amusement.

"NOOOO! CAP! HEEEEELP!" Amy wails.

"WE'RE SORRRRYYYY!" Elsa cries.

>Maybe you should help them out...
>This is the grave they dug for themselves.
>Other

>>46130751
>>This is the grave they dug for themselves.

>>46130751
>This is the grave they dug for themselves.
They try and fail to dish it out but can't take it

>>46130751
>>Maybe you should help them out...
Okay, we had our fun.

>>46130751
>This is the grave they dug for themselves.

>>46130751
>>This is the grave they dug for themselves.

Bwahahahahahaha!!! Justice has been served!

>>46130751
>This is the grave they dug for themselves.

>>46130751
>This is the grave they dug for themselves.

>>46130751
>>This is the grave they dug for themselves.

>>46130751
Approach Tank, tell him he's off the hook if he shows us what he got.

And gives us a ride back to the ship.

>>46130751
>This is the grave they dug for themselves.

>>46130751
>>This is the grave they dug for themselves.

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>>46130751
>This is the grave they dug for themselves.

>>46130751
>This is the grave they dug for themselves.

>>46130751
>This is the grave they dug for themselves.

>>46130751
>>This is the grave they dug for themselves.

>>46130751
>>This is the grave they dug for themselves.
as he drags them off make sure Sam waves at them when tanks back is turned.
no doubt this will bite sam on the ass down the road though

So what do you think Tank will make them do?

Clean his/her power armor?

>>46130973
Tank is a guy.

He was reffered to as he several times by Sam

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>>46130973

Wash the ship.

By hand.

In space.

With only two small sponges and a bucket of water.

>>46131008
And their oxygen mixture has a touch of helium in it, so they'll be squeaking while they work.

>>46131008
>>46131025
And their jumpsuits are slightly see-through.

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>>46130751
You give a little smug wave to Amy and Elsa as they're dragged away, and they both give you poisonous glares but are powerless to really do anything. Tank continues to drag them away, attracting the attention of all the of pedestrians around them, wondering what the hell two grown women who were being dragged by a massive armored giant could possibly mean. Happily enough, Amy and Elsa's faces were redder than a sun going supernova.

You then quickly make your way back to the orbital elevator. With the dual load Tank was carrying, and his generally slow pace, it was a simple matter to beat him there. Then all you had to do was ride it up and return to the Gullinbursti.

You go the bridge and lean back in your command chair, a wide smile on your face.

"I take it something good happened, Captain?" Bradford asks as he passes by.

"Justice was served, Bradford." You say happily. "Justice was served."

"I see." Bradford nods. "I'm also getting reports that Amy and Elsa got thrown into the brig for 'unauthorized behavior.' Do you know anything about that?"

"Huh, no idea." You feign confusion. "I'll check it out later."

"Of course, Captain."

And that's when your comm beeps. You get a text message from Tank asking you meet him... at your quarters?!?!

What... what could he possibly want to meet you there instead of the bridge for?!

"Captain, are you all right?" Bradford frowns in concern.

>Meet tank at your quarters.
>Tell him to meet you at the bridge.
>Other

>>46130973
>>46131008
>>46131025
I just want to see Sam attempt to maintain a poker face if tank decides to report the Incident with Amy and Elsa.

>>46131109
>Meet tank at your quarters.

>>46131109
>>Meet tank at your quarters.
Must be important.

>>46131109
>Meet tank at your quarters.

>>46131109
>Meet tank at your quarters.

>>46131109
>>Meet tank at your quarters.

What could this be about?

Did he get us a model kit?

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>>46131119
>he finds out we were involved
>we get stuck on cleaning duty too in the see-through space suit
>We still get our present

>>46131109
>>Meet tank at your quarters.

>>46131109
>>Meet tank at your quarters.

>>46131109
>Meet tank at your quarters.

>>46131109
>Tell him to meet you at the bridge.
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>>46131109
>>Meet tank at your quarters.

>>46131109
>Meet tank at your quarters.

>>46131109
>Meet tank at your quarters.
L-lewd~

D-did Tank go to that store for a gift for Sam?

>inb4 it's a model kit of our First Ship

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>>46131354
>it's a plush space marine

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>>46131109
"Yeah, I'm fine." You assure Bradford. "I'll be heading to my quarters for a bit."

"Understood, Captain." Bradford nods.

You quickly make your way up to your quarters, where you see Tank already at the door, loyally waiting for you like a dog waiting for its master.

"Tank." You greet him casually.

Tank nods at you.

"Well, uh, this is a bit unconventional, but come on in." You say a bit nervously as you hit the door control. Your door slides open and the both of you step in. "It's not exactly very furnished yet so it might look a bit bare..."

Tank shrugs. It's not like his quarters were any different.

Guess he had a point there.

"So, um." You sit behind your desk, while Tank still stands at attention. "What's this about?"

Tank shows the brig transfer report, indicating that Amy and Elsa were currently incarcerated in there. Apparently they were saying that they had left the station on your orders...

>Tell the truth.
>Don't tell the truth.
>Other

>>46131395
>>Tell the truth.

>>46131395
>>Tell the truth.

>>46131395
>Tell the truth.

>>46131395
>Tell the truth.

>>46131395
>>Tell the truth.

I-I'm sorry...

>>46131395
>Tell the truth.

>>46131395
"I'll talk if you talk."

>>46131395
>Tell the truth.
They've been punished for their attempt at a "practical joke" already, so it's time to come clean."

>>46131395
>>Other
"I don't know anything about th..."
Suit alarm goes off "BLOOD PRESSURE SPIKING, HEART RATE ELEVATED, do you require medical assistance?"
then tell the truth

>>46131395
>Tell the truth.
"And what about you leaving the station against my orders?"

>>46131395
Supporting >>46131513

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>>46131395
"Well, that IS true." You nod. "They were actually helping me tail you after you left the Station."

Tank stiffens. You KNEW about that?

"Of course I did! What kind of Captain would I be if I didn't!" You huff.

Tank scratches his helmet. So does that mean Amy and Elsa shouldn't be punished?

"Well uh, what were you gonna make them do?"

Tank shrugs. Maybe just make them clean the whole armory by hand. He was always pretty straightforward like that.

>They still totally deserve it.
>I think they've learned their lesson.
>Other

>>46131559
>>They still totally deserve it.

>>46131559
>>I think they've learned their lesson.

>>46131559
>>I think they've learned their lesson.

This only makes me wonder what sort of prank Amy and Elsa would pull to get back at us.

>>46131559
"They earned a punishment with their trying to ambush me lately, but you join them in it for leaving the station."

>>46131559
>>I think they've learned their lesson.

I think we showed them who was the boss around here already. The sheer humiliation of being manhandled like 2 kids was probably enough.

>>46131591
This

>>46131559
>I think they've learned their lesson.

>>46131559
>>I think they've learned their lesson.
>>Other
"I would like to know why you decided to leave the station though"

>>46131559
>I think they've learned their lesson.
Tank, on the other hand...

>>46131559
>Other

How about something more surprising.

>Make them wear something embarrassing as punishment.

>>46131559
>>They still totally deserve it.

>>46131559
>I think they've learned their lesson.

>>46131559
>>46131591
this.

>>46131580
>>46131590
>>46131604
>>46131614
>>46131627
Why are we letting them go?

>>46131667
Have them clean the armory in maid outfits?

>>46131559
supporting
>>46131667

>>46131679
Because we already embarrased them by having Tank drag them all the way through town and the space station.

>>46131559

>They still totally deserve it.

>>46131667
This

>>46131692
>Sci-Fi Maid outfits with HEXAGON patterns.

>>46131692
Sure or swim suits, or BUNNY SUITS!

>>46131698
We have to make them suffer.

>>46131667
this

>>46131679
Well, mostly I just don't want too much bad blood between us and them. This wasn't something that malicious, and was mostly just a harmless prank, especially when we 'pwned' them during the bath scene. As such, I don't see the need to give them actual punishments for it. No need to foster more reasons for retaliation when we don't need it.

>>46131559
>>46131667
this

>>46131667
Something like Maid outfits.

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>>46131667
Agreed.

Sam should wear one too

>>46131784
Bunny Outfits are more embarrassingly

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>>46131829
I'm not disagreeing with you.

>>46131829
A more important question is how many maid outfits did Parker bring with her?

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>>46131559
"No, I think they learned their lesson." You sigh as you lean back in your seat. "And that doesn't changed the fact that YOU disobeyed orders, too."

Tank nods. He's well aware of that and is willing to accept any punishment.

ANY punishment?

Well, there's time to worry about that later.

"Well, anyways, why did you go down there against orders in the first place?" You ask.

Tank reaches into his pack and brings out the wrapped package from before and puts it on your desk and gently slides it to you. You look up at him, and he nods, urging you to open it yourself.

With some anticipation and a little bit of caution, you slowly tear the wrapping paper open...

...to reveal a scale model of the Selene, your first ship. You can tell it was custom made, with every little detail loving crafted in, down to the battle damage she had suffered up until the end of her career. This definitely had have cost quite a sum to make.

"Tank, you... you really got this for me?" You blink.

Tank nods. You seemed sad at having to leave the Selene, and he thought it'd be nice to have a reminder of her.

"I... I don't know.... thank you, Tank." You smile as you look at the little Selene. It looked like it would just take off from the table and fly away at any moment.

>You know, I changed my mind. You're off the hook. For now.
>You realize this doesn't change my mind, right?
>Other

Make Tank wear one of Bradford's sweater as well.

>>46131854
"Morale boosting uniforms" are likely standard equipment on Accord ships.

>>46131870
>wears it stretched out over his power armor

>>46131862
>Other
"Awww, you didn't have to do this for me... tell you what, I'll let you off the hook and I'll owe you a favor, okay?"

>>46131862
>>You realize this doesn't change my mind, right?

>Help me give a new punishment to Elsa and Amy

Did the write in lose?

>>46131862
>>You know, I changed my mind. You're off the hook. For now.
>>Hug the tank

Best Astartes

>>46131862
>You realize this doesn't change my mind, right?
Tank probably likes it when Sam actually maintains discipline.

>>46131870

>doesn't take off his armor
>just stretches the sweater out over the suit

>>46131862
Aww shit, someone won a hug.

>>46131862
>You know, I changed my mind. You're off the hook. For now.

>>46131870
That's worse for Bradford, he'll have to go get a new sweater.

>>46131862
>>You know, I changed my mind. You're off the hook. For now.

Oh... for me?... *sniff*... Thank you Tank.

>>46131862
>You know, I changed my mind. You're off the hook.
>Hug the Tank

>>46131862
>>You realize this doesn't change my mind, right?

Just stay there for half an hour or something.

Also, HUGS

>>46131862
>>Other
>You're making really hard to punish you tank.

>>46131862
>You realize this doesn't change my mind, right?
Maybe have him show his face also apply hugs

>>46131862
"I wouldn't be a good Captain if I let my senior officers break my rules, especially doing favors for me."

>>46131862
Merc, what about the write in?

>>46131862
>>You realize this doesn't change my mind, right?

The thought is nice, but JUSTICE does not make exceptions

>>46131862
Hug the Tank

>>46131862
>You realize this doesn't change my mind, right?
Regardless of reasons, he did disobey orders.

>>46131862
>You realize this doesn't change my mind, right?

How can a ship be considered orderly if the chief of security disobeys orders?

>>46131862
>>You know, I changed my mind. You're off the hook. For now.

If we can be nice to the girls, then we can definitely be nice to Tank.

>>46131862
>>You realize this doesn't change my mind, right?
>>46131892
This.

>>46131870
Tank loved the sweater so much, he had a suit custom made to look like one.

>>46131953
I'm surprised we did, I thought the dress up/humiliation won?

>>46131862
Supporting
>>46131892

>>46131892
Supporting

>>46131862
>>46131892
This.

They learned their lesson but that doesn't mean we can't mess with them

>>46131969
>I'm surprised we did, I thought the dress up/humiliation won?
From looking at the update that didn't win. So no, no humiliating maid outfits.

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>>46131862
You stand up, round your desk, and give Tank a great big hug, pressing your cheek against his breastplate. It was surprisingly warm. Tank hesitates, not expecting the move, but gingerly and awkwardly returns the hug.

"You realize this doesn't change my mind, right?" You say with a smile, still hugging Tank.

Tank understands.

"And we'll have to figure out something for Amy and Elsa too. They don't need to spend time in the brig, but they tried to prank me, so I need to assert my dominance over them."

Tank suggests that maybe Elizabeth could help with that.

Hm, that wasn't a bad idea. Those Intel types always knew how to make people squirm.

But what do for Tank...

>ANY SUGGESTIONS?

>>46132057
The maid outfits the other anons mentioned.

>>46132057
Bunny Outfits

>>46131862
>>You know, I changed my mind. You're off the hook. For now.

>>46132057
No armor suit for one shift.

>>46132057
Maids are not lewd enough.

Go Bunny Suits or Cat Girl

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>>46132057
Bunny Outfits.

They will be literal Bridge Bunnies.

>>46132057
Pink power armor for 24 hours, no hiding.

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>>46132075
>>46132071
>>46132087
>>46132088

>Putting Tank in a bunny/maid outfit

>>46132091
er... for tank I mean, for the girls... how about 1 hour with natalia with no restrictions. (or is that pushing it?)

>>46132057
>>46132075
Adding to this.

Tank wearing Hot Rod pink. Maybe Helmetless

>>46132083

Naw, make him paint his armor with paint to look like a completely casual outfit is better.

>>46132057
Have him show what he looks like

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>>46132057
I gotta go with maids, especially a sci-fi maid, but I'd be fine with a bunny suit.

>>46132101
You know it will look cute and Sam is sadistic.

>>46132101
I actually missed that last line.
BUT I STAND BY MY DECISION.
WE WILL HAVE TANK IN A MAID OUTFIT, EVEN IF IT'S WORN OVER HIS ARMOR.

>>46132101
>we just put a bunny ear headband over his helmet.

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>>46132106

Anon please--by the time they come out of that medical office they'll either be Rule 63'd or be formless flesh blobs with random appendages.

>>46132075
Bridge Bunny Outfits.
Like, bunnies but with uniforms

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>>46132141
I don't think Merc would let anything too terrible happen to them.

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>>46132171

>>46132057
We put childish Space Ranger decals on his armor.
It's temporary but he'll need to use some elbow grease to remove eventually.

>>46132186
Bunny outfit with no, fish nets.

For shame anon, for shame.

>>46132141
hehehehe... maybe just have them test the two concoctions sam's already downed, see if they have the same effect...

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>>46132141
>formless flesh blobs with random appendages

Natalia isn't AM dude. Or is she?

>>46132210
I want this to happen

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>>46132057
Well, it looks like things have boiled down to these choices.

>BUNNIES
>MAIDS
>WHY NOT BOTH?

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>>46132250
>WHY NOT BOTH?

>>46132250
>>WHY NOT BOTH?

>>46132190
OOOOHH!!! That's perfect! Make him paint his armor to look like one of those characters from a movie or show! To infinity and beyond!!!

>>46132228
considering natalia's image source material they're more likely to end up with extra eyes and arcane powers.

>>46132250
>>WHY NOT BOTH?

How can we have one without the other?!

>>46132250
>>WHY NOT BOTH?

>>46132106
>>46132141
>>46132172
If you wanted to be real mean about it just have Natalia hand them two glasses of water saying that testing her new "concoction" is their punishment
then sit back and watch the emotional breakdown unfold

>>46132250
>>WHY NOT BOTH?

>>46132250
>>WHY NOT BOTH?

>>46132250
>WHY NOT BOTH?
plus maybe those two potions...

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>>46132250
>why not both?

>>46132250
>WHY NOT BOTH?

>>46132250
>>WHY NOT BOTH?

>>46132250
>WHY NOT BOTH?

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>>46132250
>WHY NOT BOTH?

>>46132250
>>WHY NOT BOTH?
>implying it was ever a choice

>>46132141
>>46132172
>Natalia's other experiments were 'inspired' by a certain genemodded idol and a human/alien hybrid.

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>>46132336
>All alien and genemod knowledge locked behind corporate and government doors
>Wants to recreate them in her lab
>Sell them off to the public for knowledge's sake

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>>46132261
>Arcane powers
She awakens their psychic potential?

since both seems to be winning... does sam pick who wears what or do we force them to choose which outfit they wear?

Just realized something. We're half screwed if we face off against a ship that has ECM, CIWS, or some form of active protection that messes with our missiles.

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>>46132449

At that point, when do the Ethereals show up and congratulate us on transcending before abducting our newly "awakened" teammates to create Avatars of their own?

>>46132281
Wow, kind of reminds me of that weird manga trench flowers.

Maids in trench warfare.
One of the weirder manga's I read

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>>46132449
that could be fun too...

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>>46132250
"Eheheheehhehe." You giggle as thoughts and pictures filter through you mind. "EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE."

And for the first time in possibly ever, Tank begins to fell just a tad nervous.

Just a tad.

"Don't worry, things will become clear all too soon." You giggle. "Just go let Amy and Elsa out of the brig."

Tank nods, salutes with loud CLANG, and quickly shuffles out of your quarters.

WELL. You suddenly had a very busy day...

>Go find Elizabeth to hash out details about the "punishment".
>Go see Lida about the data analysis.
>Other

>>46132541
>>Go find Elizabeth to hash out details about the "punishment".

>>46132541
>>Go find Elizabeth to hash out details about the "punishment".

>>46132541
>Go find Elizabeth to hash out details about the "punishment".

>>46132541
>Go find Elizabeth to hash out details about the "punishment".

Strike while the iron is hot.

>>46132541
>Go find Elizabeth to hash out details about the "punishment".

>>46132541
>Go find Elizabeth to hash out details about the "punishment".

>>46132541
>Go find Elizabeth to hash out details about the "punishment".

>>46132541
>Go find Elizabeth to hash out details about the "punishment".
Priorities!

>>46132541
>>Go find Elizabeth to hash out details about the "punishment".

If I remember correctly, Amy didn't like the 'slut suit' that was her uniform. Looks like she's finally going to get what she wanted.

>>46132541
>>Go find Elizabeth to hash out details about the "punishment".

>>46132541
>>Go find Elizabeth to hash out details about the "punishment".

Eliza! Ze outfits must be perfect!

>>46132541
>Go see Lida about the data analysis.
We can save the punishment for a line-crossing ceremony.

>>46132541
>>Go find Elizabeth to hash out details about the "punishment".

>>46132591
We're in space. Is there a line-crossing to be done any more?

>>46132607
Maybe here certain routes of FTL travel count for line-crossing.

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Well, if we run out of bunny ear headbands, we could always go for cat ears.


Wonder if hardlight ears are a thing...

>>46132639
Forcing young spacemen and spacewomen to mop the the ship with an actual mop to clean up space rain.

Shoving several greased up men or women into a closet. Then having a farting competition.

Rowing the space boat to capture the flag (a dirty dirty underwear worn by the dirtiest able seaman)