>>46101967
I am hilarious, and you will quote everything...I...Sayyy...

>>46101967
We
Was
Kings

Ayy lmao

>>46101967
Trough dick, unity.

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Why?

Humanity...fuck...yeah...

>>46101967
Can I fuck it?

>>46101967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo-RcRQeqA8

At the end of the day I'd say we were Mostly Harmless.

>>46102126
Here's a prize for gayest answer.

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>>46101967
Earth did nothing wrong.

>>46101967
It's no fun playing with a losing hand.

>>46102294
Best answer so far, because in my headcanon reasons humans had to be killed was to stop them from keep blowing up parts of the galaxy for stupid reasons.

"We're no strangers to love
You know the rules, and so do I"

Then I detonate the bomb in my chest.

>>46101967

I just lost The Game.

>>46101967
/pol/ was right all along

>>46101967

"Tits or get the fuck out."

>>46101967
fuck oyu

>>46101967
Clean my browser history

>>46102459
or the more noble "clean all of our browsing histories"

>>46101967
"Give me... a new character sheet..."

"If you want to know who killed humanity, I did. In the SSBN. With the nuclear missiles."

>>46101967
If it exists, there is porn of it. No... exceptions...

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>>46101967
We tried.

>>46101967
You probably thought I was the last human alive... nope, Chuck Testa!

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When humanity first sought to split the atom we thought that doing so might destroy the universe. We did it anyway. Make of that what you will

>>46102406
Fuck you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsgaFKwUA6g

Or

"I am far from the best human, far from the wisest, strongest or most 'human'. I say humanity is, sorry was, a flawed thing from the start; we are controlled by our primitive urges but we tried, and succeeded, to grow past these. I wish I could show you our art, our music, our writings and scriptures but all are gone. In light of this i shall give you a single quote; ''...and the universe will end not with a bang but with a whimper.'' Goodbye from a flawed example of a flawed race attempting to reach perfection yet falling into oblivion so many times. Nice to know that we were not alone in the universe, that was always one of our biggest fears, must get going. There an afterlife to prove, or disprove as it might be, friends to meet and family to hold close. Good night and good luck..."

Haha, in this light, you sort of look human.

>>46101967
"... I got nothing"

>>46101967
Memento Mori.

Swear it isn't edge.
It's just a very pleasing phrase to the ear that sums up a great deal of thought and context into five neat syllables.

I commend our souls to any God who can find them

This is what happens when you vote Trump as president

>>46101967
Beings fooled by their own incomplete consciousness into a self-destructive yet creative dance of relative awe.

Odi et amo.

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>>46101967
My legs are OK

>>46101967
My biggest regret is that humanity will never get to wage a war of extermination against you alien filth.

>>46101967
Anime was a mistake

>>46102966
You'll make the aliens think we were all a bunch of pretentious 14 year olds trying to sound deep.

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>>46101967
>Give us the epitaph of humanity that the universe may know who you were.

We died in the cradle, but dreamed of being giants.

>>46101967
I like turtles.

Oh Fugg ::DDDD

>>46102056
Gotta go with this
Trough dick, unity.

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>>46102056
>>46103279

>>46103213
>pretentious
>childish
>trying to carve out deeper meaning where there's not

Yep, that's humanity

Let the universe know that we, the children of Earth, were the toughest, meanest, and craziest sons of bitches to crawl out of the primordial muck.

>>46101967
If I'm dying and my entire race is gone I don't give a single fuck. Fuck off you niggers, it's not like you actually care about this crap.

I only regret that my species could not survive any longer. We were a flawed species that was more of a danger to itself than nearly any outside threat. We warred, we loved, we created wonderful works of art, we brought up generation after generation as our legacy. If all is truly lost then your memory of my species is more valuable to I than purest platinum. Thank you.

>>46103310
Considering we died out where other races evidently did not, it would seem you are wrong.

>>46103260
What a coincidence, I like turtles too.

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>alien species tells me that human race is dying
>aliens ask my final words
>tell them that humans will not go silently
>shake hands with alien
>Surprise Ebola infection to the alien
>alien race now has ebola outbreak
>in my last filth ridden moment spitefully spit on the ground and shout out "FOR THE EMPRAHHHHH

>>46103319
>it's not like you actually care about this crap
Yeah, because you can accurately judge the emotions, interests and priorities of a completely alien species. Still, I guess the sheer egocentrism of this statement will give them some insight in what humans were like.

>>46103368
>aliens are advanced enough to travel across the stars
>do not detect infection in human
>cannot treat infection
>cannot quarantine infection
This sounds very reasonable.

>>46103410
they wouldn't have the means to treat an unknown disease that they had never encountered before, chances are their immune system wouldn't be up to the challenge
also if aliens exist and i am the last human then don't think i am applying any fucking higher logic to this.

>>46103388
If they can sustain a single person long enough to ask for final words I'm sure they can search Earth for something interesting. Failing that, they could scan my fucking brain for information. This shit is like they ganged up on you for one big final fuck you.

>>46103410
Not to mention the disease suddenly jumping the species barrier with no existing ability to interface with their biology.

>>46103513

audible laugh

that achieved an audible laugh from me

>>46101967
Never Knows Best
>>46102749
8/10

>>46101967
Ave [cough, hack] Imperator.

>>46101967
My spellbook...it contains all knowledge on the subject of human magic. Spread (begins hacking up small quantities)our lessons...to the cosmos.

>ethereal space motherfucker goes to open spellbook
>On the first page, written as if it were in a mirror, it says
"I used all my spell slots for explosive runes this morning."

>>46103758
>Rule #1 of magic school, "Always have a way to not die."
>Somewhere, deep within a mountain laboratory, a necromancer is plotting to become a lich and recreate the human race.

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>>46101967
I have this humble data file, a simulation of sorts of a few of our race. please take it, for posterity.

>>46101967
Never forget them. They fought everything. Planets of pure crystal. The sun, monsters of both magic and metal. Illness and corruption. They lost their world and they still fought on. They lost their sun and still fought on. They fought until the final light dawned upon them.

They truly showed the spirit of humanity. Do not cry for these heroes, but give them the salute of a war fought well. They won. They finally got their peace.

>>46103943
This one wins the thread.

>>46101967

I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN
I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD LIVE FOR NO-ONE ELSE
AND NOW THROUGH ALL THE HURT AND PAIN
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO RESPECT
THE ONES YOU LOVE MEAN MORE THAN ANYTHING

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>>46101967
hand me that guitar and pull up a stool, this is gonna take a minute

>>46101967
>whoops

>>46101967
Ch.. Check 'em

>>46101967
"I knew voting for President MechaHitler and VP Reptilian Stalin was a bad idea"

>>46101967
Get out, last words are for fools who haven't said enough!

>>46102014
Top kek

>>46101967
There is an opinion that parties in free countries are useful checks upon the administration of the government, and serve to keep alive the spirit of liberty. This within certain limits is probably true and in governments of a monarchical cast patriotism may look with indulgence, if not with favor, upon the spirit of party. But in those of the popular character, in governments purely elective, it is a spirit not to be encouraged. From their natural tendency it is certain there will always be enough of that spirit for every salutary purpose; and there being constant danger of excess, the effort ought to be by force of public opinion to mitigate and assuage it. A fire not to be quenched, it demands a uniform vigilance to prevent its bursting into a flame, lest, instead of warming, it should consume.

>>46101967
>Last words
Don't check my internet history
kinda hope they will

>>46101967
Fuck off space niggers.

It is no sin to dream.

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beware... the bears

>>46101967
Ich hassen und lieben, mit ein brauch für hass und ein braucht für lieb.

I hate and love, with a custom for hate and a need for love.

"We saw our deaths coming. As we saw your arrival. The entirety of what we learned, we fragemnted, and placed in the nests of Cassowaries. It is IMPERATIVE that you find all the data."
The data, once compiled after much sacrifice on their part and fed into a computing device, reads thus:
IT WAS ALL A PRANK, BRO!

Monks are not proficient with unarmed strike

>>46102769
10/10 would put on my tombstone.

>>46101967
Pizza is Not a Vegetable

>>46104796
thank you anon.

ayy lmao

We were kings n shit niggas, I swear to god. You tellin me the pharaohs ain't human? Look at they arms, man, they human, man. like Like like like I like like like these aliens like they keep throwing round lies, man.

>>46101967
We dindu nuffin

>>46101967
We tried. We really, really tried.

>>46101967
We have eaten everything we've seen at least ounce. We have also tried to fuck everything we've seen at least ounce.

>>46101967
thanks you too

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>>46101967

>>46101967
We were imperfect beings striving for perfection. Though we often missed the mark in most horrendous ways, we never stopped trying. And I think that's the point of it all.

what?

>>46101967
Suffer not the tyrant nor the oppressor. Champion the downtrodden, and be excellent to one another.

>>46101967
Fools, it'll come for you too, the children were hunger and ate the parents, the parents are dead but the child still hunger, forgive us for we spawn the end of all things

>>46101967
LOL

FAGS

Thank you for everything

>>46101967
Get away from me you filthy space niggers

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grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And wisdom to know the dif- NOW IVAN!

>>46101967
Clone me... and any... survivors...
>because they're an advanced race of aliens, they should have this shit covered by now

>>46104374
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
>Try not to fuck up the first one.

AYY

LMAO

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just what he says verbatim

>>46102043
I came in here looking for this and I was not disappointed.

>>46107468
And then we find out if we need serenity or courage. Either way, bring brown pants.

>>46107502
Shouldn't they have some form of uploading too?

Honestly I'd probably just ask them how much it costs. And if I die before we could agree on the price, at least I tried.

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>>46101967

If two astronauts were on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock, would that be fucked up or what?

The Final words?

Humans. It is our destiny to fail. For we, never learn anything and place too much faith on everything.

>>46107502
>>46108007

Maybe it is against their rules/teachings/law?

>>46101967
>Limply hold him up a cd.
"The epitaph of humanity is that they lived happily throughout, even if the world crumbled around them, they were happy..."
>The CD contains the entire series of Happy Days

>>46108334
FFUCKING XENOSSS

>>46108361
>They take the theme as a fuck you from the grave.
>They burn your body and the disk, and the human race is lost in time.

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>>46103464

>>46108596
"Yeah, some Pre-War jackass with too much time on his hands apparently decided to inflict his misery on those around him." - Scribe Ibsen

>>46102749

10/10, This is what humanity is all about.

>>46101967
ALLAHU AKBAR

>>46102749
right here

>>46102181
AND REMEMBER ABOUT FUCKING TOWEL.

>>46102769
>>46103232
>>46103327
>>46103368
only respectable answers

"The memory of my entire race huh? Should I tell you the wars we fought over? The ideas we believed in, or the evil that we sought so hard to strike down? The countless people we killed based solely on the principle that they didn't look like us. Humanity was an incredible force, I hope you will find remnants of civilization and bask in the glory that we shed upon the universe. Our gods. Our art. Our structures. Our monuments. Our weapons... If there was one word that could describe humanity, it would be Benevolent. Humanity always had a funny idea of what "fate" was... "Why was I here?" "Was I born with a purpose?" "Was there a certain task I had to accomplish before my life flickered before our eye's?" these are the questions that ran through all our minds without ever expressing the thought..My family...My friends....Our loved ones....So many regrets...."

>>46101967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WibmcsEGLKo

>>46101967
Take all my porn...
Publish it...
pro... fit...

>>46101967

Where...
Is...
Dino Time?

RULES OF NATURE!

My treasure is yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first. I left every thing I own....in One Piece.

Step through the mirror of yourself. Reflect the face of someone else.

>>46101967
YOLO!

>>23651149

>>46101967
"We fucked up, we fucked up bad... and eventually, so will you."

>>46101967

We were a race lying in the gutter, but some of us were looking up at the stars.

>>46101967
Why anal?

>>46111391
Oh, we're not dead. We just hit singularity. I'm just the last person to upload. Well, more specifically, I volunteered to be the last person to upload about 9 years ago, and now that everyone is free of their corporeal bodies, and starting to construct near-immortal robot drones to pilot with their extended consciousness, most of which emulate our long crippled biodiversity.
All those birds? Those ones that are circling *very* high in he atmosphere?
Yeah.
And if you look into the ocean below, you see that gathering of Whales?
I believe one of those is nuclear.
You might want to put me back on earth now. Before there is a misunderstanding.

>>46111117
Yeah, because you can predict such things for an alien race you know nothing about.
>>46111125
So pretentious...

This thread makes me glad none of you will ever actually get the opportunity to do this. Most of these comments would just grant humanity eternal humiliation in the alien archives.

>>46101967
Amen

Tsk... nothin' personnel, kid.
*tips fedora*
*dies*

>>46102024
We Wuz Kangz 'N Shieet*

>>46101967
I'll suck your xeno dick or whatever if you keep me alive.

>>46101967
It...was the jewsss.

>>46111111

>>46101967
I LIEK CHOCLATE MILK

>>46101967

I'm glad it's over.

>>46101967
>Mess with the best, die like the rest...
>Wasted!
>Hello darkness my old friend...
>10/10 would play again.
>Catch-a-Riiiiiiide!
>Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.
>I roll to seduce.
>*Clang* WTF was that!
>Tell my wife I love her... Oh wait she's dead.
>Waiting for you at the respawn.
>I regret nothing!
>No necrophilia PLS ;_;
>And the meaning of life is...
>Squad Broken!!!
>/tg/ the best!
>I like trains!
>Tag, you're it!
>Mordekaiser es numero uno, >huehuehuehuehuehue!
>I use a fate point...
>Fucking critical failure...
>Matt Ward hexed me...

And finally my real last words:
>So much to do, so little time. T'was a nice ride, but to be fair the ride never ends...

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>>46112284
Shittiest post I've read the entire day.

>>46101967
No fuck off you have the technology for me to not die and if you don't then freeze me until you do; if you try to get meta on me and have this be humanity's last words then you guys are all a bunch of dicks, and I hope you one day realize that.

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>>46101967

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire, off the shoulder of Orion.
C-beams glittering in the dark near Tannhäuser Gate.

All those moments.. will be lost. Like tears in rain.

Time to die.

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>>46101967
かわいいは正義です

"The long list of mankind's failures ends here."

>>46112309
How can you translate this?
>正義
I am only starting to learn japanese and my translator goes crazy

>>46101967
When the long night comes return to the end of the beginning.

>>46102087
^^ Underrated post, here.

If I've got enough brainpower to think up a good answer I've got enough energy to persist if you can help, idiots.

Stick me in a fucking jar.

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>>46103041
> La vie est un miracle by Emir Kusturica

I smiled.

>>46101967
The Aristocrats

>>46101967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QefqJ7YhbWQ

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I'll be back.

At least Daiz is dead too.

>>46112756
JUSTICE

>>46112756
正義
せいぎ
justice

also >>46112309 has bad grammar. かわいい is an adjective, the noun form would be かわいさ

>>46113303

Nah, it's a Japanese meme that's written exactly as they've written it.

>>46112756
>>46113303
thinking on it further I would use かわいいの rather than かわいさ. The connotations are a little bit different, it's 'cute things' (loosely translated) versus 'cuteness', but the former sounds more like what I'd expect a japanese person to say.

>>46113371
ah, well, it's still not grammatically correct, but I suppose a lot of memes are based on deliberately bad grammar.

It's good to know the correct grammar, though. One of my professors always said that when you use bad grammar in your native language people will assume it's meant to be funny, but when you use bad grammar in a second language people will assume you don't know what you're saying.

>>46101967
We weren't that bad despite our flaws. We tried, we lived, and maybe Valhalla will wait for those who rode in shinny and chrome.

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Look behind you

>>46112309
Cute is justice, it's literally how it's read out; Kawaīhaseigidesu.

You aren't the boss of me

whimper

>ctrl-f
>no See tou space cowboy

Come on.

>>46102920
Gtfo Bernie fag

>>46102321
Kek

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Liberate tutemet ex inferis

how do you think I͓̝̲͔̜̓͒ͮͤ̿̒͌̚͡͞ ̢͖̘͚͙̩̲͇̣͔̞̹̹̮̞̻̿̌̌̑ͬ̉ͬ̉͐ͫ̏ͤͮ̃̋̔́͟͟S̶̮̞̱̝̰̖̽̑ͦ͛̋̅͑̽͜Ü̱̪̟̲̭̹̘͉̼͚̰̝̩̗͕̺̳̖͕̒͊͐̉̅́͠R̢̐ͯ͋ͯ͏̧̢͍̳̳̯̬̤̰̺͖̗̮V̵̴̨̛̙̭̭͉͔̦̰̗͇̖̱̹̭̱̙̥̂̋ͭͤ̏͗͆ͫ̌̐ͤ͂ͪ̎̈͋͊̉ͅĮͧ͛ͬ͋ͣ̾̐͒͠͏͏̮̙̗͚̩͈͕̗͙̭̟͍͎̹V̨̎͌͊ͤ̋͛̌̽̍̀̒ͪ̏ͪ̚̕͠҉̶͚̙̙͙͇̤E̓͋ͭ̓̐ͣͩ̉͆̐͒̽̄͌͡҉҉̷̱̖̝̮̥̹̹͔̰̯̳̫͍̩̖͚̖̜D̤̣̭̻̯̣̲̭̱͙̯̮́̈́̑ͣͤ̀͢ͅͅ

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>>46101967

We did it wrong

I want more.

>>46103837
>>Somewhere, deep within a mountain laboratory, a necromancer is plotting to become a lich and recreate the human race.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17136450/
>So the lich Erin Rah stands tall as he watches his perfect army slaughter another orc village. He watches the death of hundreds of orcs, and his only reaction is to silently whisper over and over to himself. “Bleached bones, bleached bones,” he says. “Those perfect human bones.”

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>>46103837
>>46115131

One repays a teacher badly if one always remains nothing but a student.

>>46104743
...Chozo, is that you?

>>46101967
We were just these guys, you know?

Rolled 6208 (1d10000)

>>46115281
shut up Zaphod you aren't human.

You cannot understand.

>>46101967
Mo' Gumbo.

>>46101967
I got a boner

>>46111665
And what would you say that would be so grand?

>>46112292
Fuckin truth.

Here lies Humans.
They never Scored.

Anon coughed and dabbed the corners of his mouth with a dirty sleeve. "You want to know what?"

The alien caressed him gently. "We are here so that you may not be forgotten. We wish you to tell us what you would like us to tell those in the future, Anon, so that even though you pass now, you will never be forgotten."

Anon thought long and hard, but words could not come. How could he possibly create the words etched on the tombstone of humanity? He had no right, no possible right to do such a thing. What should he say? Anon coughed again. Pain began to work its way up from his toes. He knew what would happen now, he'd seen it happen. It would work its way up his body until it reached his heart. Most people died from the pain itself, but when it reached the heart all was lost. It was at his knees now.

He had to think and he had to think quickly. It would have to be short since he didn't have much time left. 'We died well?' No, that wouldn't work. There were so many words to describe humanity and in this dreadful moment of pain and anguish he could find none of them.

The alien touched him gently again. "Please, Anon, you must tell us. A race such as yours should not be forgotten."

Anon shook his head, tears rolling out of his eyes, his hands trembling as the pain slammed into his stomach. Human eyes locked with the strange square-shaped eyes of the alien. Anon could feel his world turning black, the purple eyes of the alien such a beautiful sight. The pain hit his chest and he opened his mouth one last time. "I'm sorry... I... tried..."

The alien stood and turned to the others behind him. They looked at him, fingers poised above their devices as they awaited his word. When a race failed to give their own epitaph, it would usually befall upon the leader of their group to deliver it. The alien looked back at the fallen human one last time before turning and nodding at his companions. "They tried."

>Our only regret is that we couldn't take you with us.

>THIS ISN'T EVEN OUR FINAL FORM

>DANGER: DO NOT RESUSCITATE, RECONSTITUTE, OR OTHERWISE REVIVE

>Humanity: "That guy" of the Universe.

>"Free Necrophilia: Because we'd have done it to you."

I wouldn't so much as write an epitaph as I would build a huge tomb filled to the brim with booby traps and signs with "treasure ahead" only there's no treasure because we're hateful dicks like that.

>"We sought no refuge but in audacity."

>Humanity's tomb will be a great pantheon, filled with the remains of the greatest of Men from as far back as we can find remains for; philosophers, artists, scientists, authors, poets, musicians, generals, comedians, and so on and so forth. Each of these tombs will have an epitaph dedicated to a human emotion or desire, and while they last there will be a holographic demonstration accompanying these tombs. Holograms of people making love, making discoveries, commanding armies, telling jokes, weeping, comforting each other, backstabbing each other, sacrificing themselves, the whole gamut of human emotion. Along the inner dome of the pantheon will be a larger epitaph, something like, "Here lies our earthly remains, we go now to conquer the Heavens."

>there's some sort of robotic tool that attempts to construct a genocide plague based off of the biology of anything that approaches the grave marker.

>"Our invasion force has been split into 4 groups. One takes Heaven, one takes Purgatory, one takes Hell, and one assaults the court of Azathoth.

We won't have a tombstone. We will have a mausoleum.

It will all be carved in limestone, covered in special polymers we created years prior.
>It will depict our ancestors, barely climbing from the trees, to reach for the gift or Prometheus.
>It will depict two men of leathers, using their right hands to reach out, wearing different tribal markings.
>It will depict greek philosophers, gesturing to the floating spheres, that are worlds and stars, far away.
>It will depict Enkidu and GIlgamesh, battling the great ogre guadian, Humbaba
>It will depict the gods of cultures, from the Babylonian Gods and Goddesses, to Anubis, the Greek Gods, the Abramaic YWWH, Vishnu, in various acts of care for man.
>It will depict men in chains, all nationalities, as a whip cracks at their backs from masked owners.

>>46117029

>It will depict men and women of revolution. Dictators. Heroes.
>It will depict artists. Poets, men of thought and beauty.
>It will depict men of knowledge. Scientists, psychiatrists, and all in between.
>It will depict man, standing astride with the first automaton in three stages. First, as the new slave. Then, as aggression. Then, as equal, embraced in clear regret from the previous two actions. The look of forgiveness.
>It will depict an astronaut. First, the era of 1960s, the bulky suit. Then, 2060, when the suits became sleeker, better material to insulate the human. Easily to 2200, when the suit becomes near form fitting, protecting Humanity from the void while giving him their form without error.
>It will depict a man, a hammer one hand, raised over the atom over an anvil. He will be followed by a man with two halves of an atom, an explosion clear. Then a tree. Then a small depiction of a sun.
>It will end with a single man, considered iconic, impossible to determine origin from the limestone skin. He will be the features of all, compiled and chosen to pick the most neutral looking human. In his hands, are two things. A sword, and a Book. The book is open, and reads...

>>46101967
Don't just stand there you dicks, get me some beer.

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>>46101967
The game

>>46101967
Fun is fun, but done is done. Have a good one!

>>46117046
>>46117029

"...."

The aliens put up their tombstone.

"Here lies the last human. He was... very proud."

I'd play for them any chromatic scale. Sing it, if I had to. That, more than anything else, is the purest example of humanity. It has within it our obsession of pattern and meaning, our dependence on and manipulation of our environments, our dominance in communication and the primacy of our voice. It reflects countless cultures, it exemplifies the life of billions both living and dead, and it proves a sense of exploration and categorization that little else could do so quickly. In it is math, and engineering, and art. And it shows our limits. It shows how narrow our sensory experience was. It shows how incompletely each individual ever knew another, and how crippled we were by that yearning for that impossible goal. It could even effect the art and science of other races and other times, memetically, even if only has a fad and a footnote. That's the only real way to immortalize a species that obsessed with finding a brother, isn't it? To infect someone else, some other time and space, with our ideas?

C to C. Do to Do. That would definitely be what I gave to xenos.

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>Ayyy lmaos can't even take a joke.

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>>46101967
I do not care that humanity is dead. I care that the last of us alive is a Serb.
Finally, we won something.
God is Justice.

>>46101967

"Back at home, there was so much speculation about extraterrestrials. Some of us were scared of what was out there, and some of us wanted to conquer the stars anyway. Quite a few of us assumed we would be too warlike in comparison to all of the other alien civilizations out there, given the fact that war was pretty much a constant on our world. Some thought that we would welcome aliens we found with open arms. Some thought there were no aliens to find. But we never really knew if there even was anyhing out there besides us. If I had one wish, I would wish that we had made contact with you before we died off. It would've set so much of us at peace..."

THANK YOU SKELETON

I don't say anything at all.

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My fortune is yours for the taking, but you have to find it first! I left everything I own in One Piece.

>>46101967
Throw us a party. A big happy party where you go to get drunk and laid and have a good time. None of that depressing shit. That's my wish.

We will return, in some way or another, we always do.

"Lace me up, homeslice"

>>46101967
at the end, we never knew
that feel
when gf ;_;

>>46107468
I want to know more about SFRG, but google gives me nothing
some help?

>>46101967
"There is said to be hope for a sick man, as long as there is life."

“Even in our sleep, pain which cannot forget
falls drop by drop upon the heart
until, in our own despair, against our will,
comes wisdom through the awful grace of God.”
Gotta go with classic tragedy as famously quoted by Robert Kennedy and written by Aeschylus.

>>46101967
Feel the Bern

Thanks..... Obama.....

*Dies*

>>46122851
Then lizardman alien Obama whispers you're welcome back.

>>46102056
It encapsulates the human spirit so well. The original idea of "through dick, unity" being a pivotal point of humanity, while also being slightly mispelled to the point where the idea can't really be properly conveyed unless the reader already knows what it is. Either fondness for dick is a universal constant or humans will remain an eternal enigma to the cosmos.

Don't hate us cos you ain't us...

>>46104615
That german is fucking horrible

Leave none of the weeaboos alive!

>>46123156
All german is horrible.

>>46114341
>>46122584
Let's try to keep the peace shall we?

>>46101967
"John Romero will make you his bitch"

RON PAUL 2004

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>>46101967
J... J.. Juuussstttt...

>>46101967
Last words are for faggots.

>>46114191
See >>46106705

>>46101967
Always reaching, ever yearning, seeking what is beyond.

>>46122456
>thinking Aeschylus was a chris-chan.
that is some shit research senpai.

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>"Cutting our space program let us afford to sustain the horde of savages. If you're on earth and reading this, you clearly didn't make the same mistake. Keep it that way or your civilization is lost as well."

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Just engrave this on a memorial if you could, and drop it on a world with pre-industrial primitives.

>>46119207
I can only hope I'd have the presence of mind to do the same, because there's no way I'd be able to open my mouth without embarrassing us as a whole. With luck the aliens would believe the silence to be my answer and hopefully find it poignant.

>>46101967
Even now, there is hope for man.

>>46101967

See you, Space Cowboy.

"I don't know if it was better for us to be the same, or different, as the rest. I guess we'll never know"

>>46102772
Why do I like this one so much? Just, damn, it gets me.

>>46132323
>and drop it on a world with pre-industrial primitives
I'm sure they'll translate it in no time, rather than just defecate upon it and use it to crack open nuts.

I bet they'll even have skull plugs.

>>46132560
>not asking the ayys to engineer the Na'Vi just for humanity to shit on them from beyond the veil.

An african is the last of mankind?

Ha!,we win!

So long, and thanks for the fish.

>>46132782
>Darkies
>Human
Everyone knows the only -real- humans are those with Neanderthal admixture in their blood.

>>46132858
Pretty sure members of every race carry some Neanderthal DNA. If I remember right you can find it in something like 30% of the world's population.

>>46132941
the only exception is the Aborigines and some isolated sub-Saharan populations, I think. Pretty much everyone of Europid, Asiatic, North-African, or anyone having contact with them have some Neanderthal DNA.

>Human. your people are gone, we could not save them and can only sustain you a little while longer. but we can preserve you in memory, so tell us human what would you have as the final words of your people. Give us the epitaph of humanity that the universe may know who you were.

We were a strain of plains chimps with overclocked cerebral cortexes and a tendency to take ourselves far too seriously. The greatest amongst us were those who were in on the cosmic joke.

>>46101967
>"Well, this was a terrible way to go, wasn't it? I mean, honestly, I think I speak for everyone when I say I would've preferred nuclear armageddon or a robot uprising to this embarassment. At the very least, it'd be poetic, being destroyed by the very weapons we had created. But nooo - SOMEONE had to redirect an asteroid away from their planet, only for it to bump our moon a little closer to us and send the whole thing hurtling down."

>>46101967
"We'll be back... Just you wait."

>>46101967
I... prepared... Explosive Runes this morning.

>>46101967
Ka is a wheel. There are other worlds beyond these.

>>46101967
I can't give you any dignified last words. Not for this. This death was neither heroic nor rightly deserved. Had we fallen as heroes, we would be worthy of rememberance. Had we fallen as villains, we would be a lesson in what not to do. But here, now and forevermore, we lie dead and broken as mere victims of circumstance.

Don't you see? Now and forevermore, my entire race will serve only to illustrate how pointless, how cruel, how cold, how capricious, and how merciless this vast and uncaring cosmos is. How fruitless the endeavors of the living are.

Would you want that for your people? No. Let the memory of mankind die with me, that hope may yet live on in some distant corner of the stars, for who could look upon this and not fall to despair?

>tell yer mum dat she wuz always me favrite

>>46101967
We came
We saw
We conquered
But in the end, the one thing we couldn't conquer was our own self-destructive nature.

>>46133488
>The kicker to posts like this is that we died out of an advanced common cold

>>46133537
>advanced common cold

So what, >>46133321 was right?

>>46101967
We believed ourself better, then we actually were. Our merit was "our conviction", as it was our flaw.

>>46101967
We were doers and dreamers at our best, but below primal at our worst. Humanities successes and failures were achieved by ourselves, through ourselves. We have lived and died by our desires and emotions, yet have always hoped that those of us in the future will see both our triumphs and our mistakes.

>>46101967
"You're waifu a shit!"

>>46103260
>>46103367

Jeb, get out.

JUST

As finite beings we chose to pursue the infinite

"Fuck off."
I dont wanna live just so i can hear of my race being destroyed