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Getting your elbows inside the strap to tighten up the cheek weld, you ride the skis over the low waves, waiting till the irons swing upwards past the distant bulk of BB-4 before caressing the trigger. Fenrir bellows and roars like usual, the heavy recoil of the slide audible over the Corgi's yapping and the rushing air past your ears. Your heart soars upwards as you wait for the impact - the range is hardly five-thousand yards -

- a massive gout of spray thunders upwards through the fog not a thousand yards in front - probably less. You curse - Fenrir inherited the power of Yamato's 18 inch guns, but not the ballistics. You'll have to get closer.

And that suits you just fine.

The corgis begin snaking to and fro through the mists, leaning into each turn as they chase salvoes, the titanic blasts of 8-inch HE landing nearby lending urgency to their evasives. Something smacks into your helmet, fuzzing your vision for a moment. You stagger, nearly losing your stance and face-planting into the water at 45 knots - it feels like a piece of shrapnel just winged your helmet. You raise Fenrir to make reply - you rigged a rifle grenade sight to the side just in case this happened - but as the Corgi weaves you find yourself swinging wide on the end of the long lever that is your tether, forcing you to lean into every turn and evasive lest you have an accident at inadvisable velocity. Rage begins to boil up in your blood - once again, you're fucking useless.
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Another shell slams into the water in front of you - a big one, from the blast - and your corgi charges right through it, barking wildly as his nose climbs upwards over the low swell it left. You see it coming and brace, gripping the tether with your free hand as you hastily sling Fenrir as tightly as possible. The swell isn't much, but at this speed it's more than enough to send you airborne. Stiffening your legs, you do your damndest to stick the landing -

- and promptly find yourself screaming as you slide over a slick, wet wooden deck.

Clearing the aft gun by some miracle you instead fetch up against the aft of the deckhouse, where you take a few seconds to contemplate how lovely it is to breathe without the flaming ache of what are probably cracked ribs. After a few seconds of wounded panting, you blink away the stars to find the plywood hull of a PT boat beneath your ass...

... and it's screaming for everything its worth. The full fury of three Packard Merlins are roaring and snorting mere feet from where you sit sprawled on the deck, their vibrations shaking the thin wooden hull from deck to keel. You kick off the damned skis and stagger forward, climbing onto the deckhouse and crawling towards the flying bridge. Every twitch of the boat's helm sends you sliding over the spray-soaked deck; the little craft is so responsive that its sharp bow cuts deep into every turn, pitching you this way and that. With a 45 knot wind ripping past your ears as you raise your head over the windscreen, it almost feels like you're flying again. Wiping the spray from your optics as best you can, you turn up the magnification and see the abyssal battleship ahead, turning away from you and still blazing with everything it's got. The tertiary guns are speaking now, 57mm shells splashing into the water so fast it seems to be raining lead.
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HERE!
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“ATTABOY!” you scream giddly, slapping the plywood deck with one gloved hand. “GET AFTER 'EM, YEAH!” You brace Fenrir on the windscreen and have just enough time to draw a beard before the sternum-shaking concussion of a twin-50 opening up starts thumping through your chest - the electronic earbuds save your hearing, but this close to the starboard turret, there's no real ignoring it. You try anyway, elevating Fenrir to 45 degrees and pulling the trigger three times, wincing beneath the heavy recoil. An eternity later, three titanic blasts rend the mist as the HE shells slam into the water. Well wide of the mark, of course - but it gets the bastard's attention.

Huge glowing tracers come lobbing your way, bright beads that float lazily in air for long heartbeats before lengthening into flaming lances that whistle past in a single chilling instant. The pom-poms have opened up, 37mm shells tracking for your boat. You fire off three more shells, riding the recoil up a bit, trying to fire a ranging ladder salvo. The battleship is a mere phantom in the mist, its lines barely discernible. You track its progress by the cinders and sparks vomiting from its stacks; bright glowing motes that suggest its location and course even as its own exhaust smoke settles into the fog to hide its lines.
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>>45829229
DEATH IN THE SHAPE OF A CORGI BATTALION!
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The bright winks of the six-pounders flash and shimmer, bent at odd angles through the thick fog - until the eight-inch turrets loose another salvo at you, their heavy reports thumping over the water a heartbeat after their muzzle flash. The NVGs clamp quickly to keep from hurting your eyes, the image fading back in just in time to give you brief glimpses of the predread illuminated by its own guns. You line your irons up on afterimages; ghosts lingering in the optics and fire again, and again, and again, the sharp flat WHAMs of detonating HE rolling over and into the heavy reports of BB-4s guns as they seek you out.

Soon the hulk of the abyssal is looming out of the dark waters, visible despite the fog and smoke and all of Hell's hideous tricks - the range is closing, and fast, 6-pound shells ripping and tearing through the air past your head as your boat weaves and ducks through the steel rain.

[ ] Fire now - 2,000 yards is a good shot and we've got a lot of boats launching.
[ ] Press the attack. Even if we lose a few dogs - we need this one to hit home.
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>>45829300
>[X] Press the attack. Even if we lose a few dogs - we need this one to hit home.
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>>45829300
>[X] Press the attack. Even if we lose a few dogs - we need this one to hit home.

Also get the to FIRE TORPEDOS AT THE BIG SHIP GODDAMN
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>>45829300
>[X] Press the attack. Even if we lose a few dogs - we need this one to hit home.

EVEN IN DEATH THEY WILL SERVE
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>>45829300
>[ ] Press the attack. Even if we lose a few dogs - we need this one to hit home.
As much as I don't want to loose dogs, it is important that we end this abyssal before she becomes a recurring character.
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>>45829300
>[ ] Press the attack. Even if we lose a few dogs - we need this one to hit home.
Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z760BHqhKoM
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So anyways, here's a little jumbo sized update! Our KC tabletop is proceeding smoothly, or as smoothly as a fleet of psychopaths can manage in the face of the GM attempting to get us killed at every opportunity! So far, the fleet's managed to break through the Abyssal blockade surrounding Japan and link up with the JMSDF and the trapped USN assets. We managed to get through pretty intact. It was pretty crazy, actually.

For example, Seydlitz rolls THREE CRITS IN A ROW, only to critfail a rather important save and taking some serious damage. Seydlitz becoming PUNISHED SEYDLITZ due to a combination of said battle damage and an encounter with an Abyssal doppelganger of her. She... didn't take it well.


Then our fleet met our Japanese counterparts. It was... surreal. Like that one scene in Shaun of the Dead. You know the one.


And uh, naturally, things in Japan aren't very rosy. They've managed to hold the line, but attrition has eaten away at their forces and Japan has actually split into North and South, with the south being regular Japan and the north being ultranationalist and dicks in general. (We joked that their leader is named Nambu.)


Oh right, and one faction of the fleet is secretly trying to rehabilitate captured Abyssals (which we have nicknamed the TRAITORS) while another faction is secretly aware that the ship spirit of our carrier, the Pacifica, is actually active and alive (which we have nicknamed the LOYALISTS).


So yeah, amid all these we gotta figure out how to save Japan! Meanwhile, we've met PUNISHED SAM, Willie being adopted into DesDiv6.5, and lots of not yet explained super spoopy ship shit!

(cont)
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>>45829229
>[X] Press the attack. Even if we lose a few dogs - we need this one to hit home.
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>>45829298
ABYSSAL OF TERROR DON'T RUN FACE YOUR FATE LIKE A MAN
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>>45829379
As for our own characters, Seydlitz is becoming SLIGHTLY (more) crazy. Graf Spee is keeping an eye on Seydlitz. Vetehinen has started a BLOOD FUED with Iku because sub rivalry. Tashken has started a BLOOD FUED with Shimikaze over who is the fastest. Momboat Ontario is gonna keep momboating. Anna getting jealous of Inazuma for stealing her title as the cutest secretary ship. Robin/Victorious is still in IDENTITY CRISIS mode. Jason is off doing experiments on Abyssals to figure out there shit, while Dorsetshire, Idaho, and Alabama are just kind off doing their own things.

Hoel has ended up becoming a harem protag, having collected two PCs and an NPC already and is showing no signs of stopping. This was sealed with she rolled a very timely crit on a social roll when said harem was about to get unraveled.

Portland has resigned herself to being an eternal destroyer babysitter after a run in with DesDiv6.5 and Willie.

We're so fucking doomed.
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>>45829248
oh god they are hulls
why, why have you done this
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>>45829300
>[ ] Fire now - 2,000 yards is a good shot and we've got a lot of boats launching.
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>>45829379
Nobody cares merc
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>>45829300
>[ ] Fire now - 2,000 yards is a good shot and we've got a lot of boats launching.
I don't want to lose the dogs.
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>>45829300
>[x] Press the attack. Even if we lose a few dogs - we need this one to hit home.
Need to finish it now.
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>>45829300
>[x] Press the attack. Even if we lose a few dogs - we need this one to hit home.

We have more PT corgi's than we know what to do with as is, we can risk losing a few.
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>>45829300
>[ ] Press the attack. Even if we lose a few dogs - we need this one to hit home.
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>>45829300
>[ ] Press the attack. Even if we lose a few dogs - we need this one to hit home.
If we don't cripple her now, we almost CERTAINLY WILL have losses later.
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>>45829378

I just gotta say...

My fucking nigga.
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Re: space.

1. Nuclear propulsion in orbit is very useful. It's called a thermal expansion rocket. I.E. the NERVA engine. Regular chemical rockets have an ISP of around 200 or so in vaccum. The NERVA could achieve 800. 800. That's four times the efficiency. And unlike ion thrusters it can generate enough thrust to actually deaccelerate in a timely fashion, like you need when you're circularizing an orbit at perigee. A NERVA engine could cut transit time to Mars from months to weeks. Every time you see some dipshit sumbitch blathering about MARS NAO without including NERVA DEVELOPMENT NAO at the beginning of his pitch? Punch him in the fucking balls. But because of pussy greenies this will never happen, we'll have to wait for economical fusion power before we build a thermal expansion rocket.

2. ORION is not interesting because LEL BLAST OUR WAY THRU SPACE WITH NUKES HOW METAL. ORION is interesting because it scales up a hell of a lot better than chemical rockets. In other words, ORION lets you build a ship several orders of magnitude heavier than the heaviest payload we have ever put into space with a conventional chemical rocket (the Saturn V) and still get it into orbit... by hammering it heavenward with mother-fucking NUKES.

Yes, setting off multiple NUKES in atmo has some downsides. But they're small ones - and one - just one - launch from the desert wastes of the western US could put enough fuel into orbit to power a dozen conventionally-launched missions that rendezvous to tank up with the big floating fuel tank we put up there. Everyone knows about the Michael from Footfall, but nobody stops to think how the significant thing was how fucking massive a ship they were able to put into orbit due to how the drive system worked.
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>>45829300
>[ ] Press the attack. Even if we lose a few dogs - we need this one to hit home.
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>>45829300

PT boats are replacable, and this is literally what they were built for.

>[ ] Press the attack. Even if we lose a few dogs - we need this one to hit home.

We'll need to get a little closer than 2000, and we'll be able to silence her non-armored guns via superior firepower that way.
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>>45829378
>Not using superior naval combat theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6hpReqjTrA
>inb4 AssHo
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>>45829478
How soon till the next Abyssal Boss shows up?
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>>45829300
>[ ] Press the attack. Even if we lose a few dogs - we need this one to hit home.
Also:
>[X] WRITE-IN: Lay down cover fire with Fenrir. Aim for the casemates with base-fuzed HE, hopefully you can shrekt at least one side's antitorpedo guns.
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>>45829465
M'nugget.

>>45829514
Nah, man, AssHo it may be, but at least the music is good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVx1kq0B38U
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>>45829478
True, there a quite a few places in Wyoming and Utah where you could set off a nuke and at worst you'll take out a rotted out old barn.
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>>45829478
For what it's worth, most of the Orion concepts called for a fuckmassive chemical rocket stage to get the vessel into safe airburst range.
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>>45829465
Not gonna lie AC4 was THE shit when I was little. Fuck the tunnel segment though, and weak ass final boss
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>>45829514

There's only one thing that works better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEeB2R-outc
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[x] Press the attack. Even if we lose a few dogs - we need this one to hit home.

The reward for treachery, retribution.

Time to give a traitor her just rewards.
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>>45829569
>weakass final boss
>implying the Yellow duel over Farbanti wasn't the real boss, and Megalith wasn't just the cinematic closing piece
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>>45829573
>Not using superior combo version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybufm9wgD4Q
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>>45829300
>[ ] Press the attack. Even if we lose a few dogs - we need this one to hit home.
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>>45829596
I think he typo'd AC5
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re: space again:

3. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B53_nuclear_bomb#W53

>In its FY2015 budget request, the NNSA noted that the B53 component disassembly was "delayed", leading some observers to conclude they might be the warhead CSAs being retained for potential planetary defense purposes.

4. Orbitalfag, you are a fantastic troll. This is what I choose to believe. Do not disabuse me of this cherished belief, please.
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>>45829300
[ ] Fire now - 2,000 yards is a good shot and we've got a lot of boats launching.

Option 2 has 'Hate's ticket to Valhalla' written all over it, so I was in character I'd go for it in a heartbeat, but we're putting 20 torps in the water not counting what damage Hate can do with the Yamato Cannon, that should be enough.
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>>45829561
>that fucking illustration

jesus mother of fuck

Just make a really big concrete pad for the same goddamn money that'll help limit fallout too like holy shit
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>>45829478
>>2. ORION is not interesting because LEL BLAST OUR WAY THRU SPACE WITH NUKES HOW METAL.
but that's so fuckin' metal man
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>>45829616
>>>/wsg/964101
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>>45829553
No, no, nonononono.

Even with a kiloton scale nukes fallout would spread across the globe leading to thousands of new cancer deaths, which is what actually occurred before atmospheric testing was banned in 1963. The only way around this would be to launch from the arctic or antarctic regions.
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>>45829650
I dunno about the slut, but the polygons look like a Halcyon class cruiser.
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Looks like Yuubari.
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>>45829612
Nah, really meant four. Used to lean into the turns and everything for that shit. But yeah, never thought of SOLDAG like that before, as more of a dessert to a great meal.
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>>45829659
To be fair, it's far safer than a nuclear groundburst.

>>45829700
Are you sure about that?
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>>45829616
Just fucking kill yourself already.
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>>45829720
Halcyon class is best girl.
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>>45829616
Dumbfuck like you? Invade? Dox?

Take your best shot, you shit eatting cunt.
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>>45829300
>[o] Fire now - 2,000 yards is a good shot and we've got a lot of boats launching.

Better to not risk it. We might need those dogs later. Torps away if we're in range though!
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>>45829300
>[X] Press the attack. Even if we lose a few dogs - we need this one to hit home.

I don't think the PT Corgis would turn away just yet anyway.
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>>45829765
>tfw I know the guy who asked for that pic to be made

Feels good man.
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>>45829746
How mad would you be if Megalith had a couple of these babies?
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>>45829765
I generally like the UNSC's aesthetic, but god I hate their ship designs. They're fugly.
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>>45829700
Yeah, no. The most pessimistic models for Orion-type launches from the surface indicated that they would cause *one* (1) additional cancer death, worldwide, for each launch.

And these aren't "sunshine units"-era AEC models, these are 1980s "nuclear winter is totes 4 realz!"-era models by anti-nuclear groups.
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>>45829300
>[X] Press the attack. Even if we lose a few dogs - we need this one to hit home.


Charge! Damnit I don't have a good charge pic...
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>>45829300
>[ ] Press the attack. Even if we lose a few dogs - we need this one to hit home

As much as I love the corgis... It has to be done
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>>45829765
...nice.
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>>45829561
...what.

>>45829616
...It would seem that I rustled some jimmies somewhere down the line.

Also
FUCK YOU ORBITFAG
THAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKING WORK
FUCK OFF RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

>>45829650
My current project, inspired by Planefag's stream of Halo CE. Painting all the KanColle IJN capital shipgirls (with the exception of the majority of the battleships, with further exception of the Kongou class) as per HFB, a tabletop game that I've spent waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much money on due to OCD.

>>45829720
Marathon-class heavy cruiser, actually.
Still fucking waiting on the motherfucking Halcyon, despite SpartanGames having the fucking model finished since before the motherfucking launch date MOTHERFUCKER DESTROYERS WHEN

>ignore the heavy cruiser
>completely forgot that the Halcyon was a light cruiser/that the UNSC fielded light cruisers

>>45829733
Tis her launch day today too.
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>>45829700
Yeah no. Fallout is specifically the shit that gets kicked up from a ground or near ground detonation, dirt particles pushed into the air. A chemical to ORION staging would eliminate a lot/all fallout, with ambient radiation being the main risk.
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>>45829805
Best names you can find though. That's some dramatic shit
>Forward Unto Dawn
>Aegis Fate
>In Amber Clad
>Pillar of Autumn
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>>45829803
It'd make the initial fight more fun, that's for sure
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>[X] Press the attack. Even if we lose a few dogs - we need this one to hit home.

As fond as I am of those furballs, I'd rather not run the risk of this Abyssal escaping.
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>>45829637
Just when you thought NASA couldn't get anymore badass.
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>>45829855
With or without funding?
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>>45829805
I personally like it how the UNSC ships compare to the covie ships. If they'd just stuck with the boxy looks and cool names than things would have been just peachy.

Two For Flinching is a great name for a ship.
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>>45829803
Not at all? Not entirely sure what those are, but if it made the falling brick a deadly falling brick (aside from those FUCKING SOLAR PANELS) then I'd actually like them attached
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>>45829815
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VOTES VERY CALLED OOPS
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>>45829855
Are you sure he isn't a Thin Man?
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>>45829891
>Not knowing Stonehenge
Dude are you sure you're mobius 1?
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>>45829837
What's HFB?
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>>45829902

not legal enough
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>>45829300
>[x] Fire now - 2,000 yards is a good shot and we've got a lot of boats launching.
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>>45829300
>[ ] Press the attack. Even if we lose a few dogs - we need this one to hit home.
They're PT Boats. Eminently expendable and we keep on having more show up all the time.

As the other nations have shown, if they're not fighting and dying against Abyssals, they'll turn on human personnel.
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>>45829891
>Played AC5
>Didn't play AC04
You're no buddy of mine
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>>45829855
>NASA Emergency Response Team
What?
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>>45829902
His job is to over watch crit people who can barely shoot from out of sight.

He's defiantly a thin man.
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>>45829942
>gigantic rocket filled with tons of very fucking asplodey fuel
>protected by thin aluminum and some orange foam
>with several AMERICAN HEROES strapped to the tippy top
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>>45829942
Launch pad security is serious business.
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>>45829855
NASA astronuaghts fly into space. The launch vehicles are fuckhuge rockets to get the massive weight of their balls out of atmo
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>>45829986
>Ruchnoy Protivotankovyy Granatomyot daki
How lewd.
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>>45829986
You forgot about asking how much tracers cost.
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>>45830026

I figured RPG would spell out TERRORIST DREAM TARGET more clearly.
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>>45829986
Makes sense.
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>>45829756
>Are you sure about that?

>A study of hundreds of thousands of deciduous teeth, collected by Dr. Louise Reiss and her colleagues as part of the Baby Tooth Survey, found a large increase in 90Sr levels in through the 1950s and early 1960s. The study's final results showed that children born in St. Louis, Missouri in 1963 had levels of 90Sr in their deciduous teeth that was 50 times higher than that found in children born in 1950, before the advent of large-scale atomic testing. Commentators on the study said that the fallout was likely to cause increased cases of diseases in those who absorb strontium-90 into their bones.[21]

>An article with the study's initial findings was circulated to U.S. President John F. Kennedy in 1961, and helped convince him to sign the Partial Nuclear Test Ban Treaty with the United Kingdom and Soviet Union, ending the above-ground nuclear weapons testing that placed the greatest amounts of nuclear fallout into the atmosphere.[22]
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>>45829805
They're guns with engines attached to them. They're not supposed to look fancy.

>>45829886
I would post the list of noteworthy subcapitals, but I really don't want to gum up the thread with off-topic banter.

>If they'd just stuck with the boxy looks
>things would have been just peachy.

Eh? I'd say it's still that way, with the exception of the UNSC ships in H4 (the Vindication light battleship and the Poseidon CVL, respectively).
Pic related.

>>45829919
Halo: Fleet Battles. Tabletop game.
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>>45829942
AMERICA
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>>45830050
So where would a Phoenix class colony ship fall on that?
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>>45830044
>decades of megaton scale aboveground nuclear testing
>compared to a single kiloton-scale launch with only one detonation at or near ground level

speaking of fucking greenies
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>>45830041
DESTROYERS ARE NOT FOR LEWDS!
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>>45830110
yes they are
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>>45830104
That was stupid of me, didn't see it there.
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>>45830104
I'd say right where the phoneix class colony ship is, right there on that scale.
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>>45830133
No, they aren't, remember, an admiral is watching...
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>>45830133
No they are for hugs, and acting as battleships and carriers plushies
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>>45830110

New vote while I write - are destroyers for lewds y/n

fuck you ALL for starting this shit if that one-star looks back at this thread right now I'm going to fucking shit till I die
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>>45830109
The anti-nuke crowd has done almost as much damage to the environment as the oil companies and fucked with societal advancement as much as anti-evolution nuts.
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>>45830174
NO!
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>>45830174
N
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>>45830174
Right now is the one moment when admiral Thomas decided to look at a live thread.
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>>45830174
n
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>>45830174
Yes, depending on the destroyer
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>>45830174
N
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>>45830174
ayylamo
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>>45830174
Nope, nope, nope

Unless they're a DD with DDs...maybe
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>>45830174
[x] DDs not for lewds
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>>45830174
n

destroyers exist for headpats and headpats alone
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>>45830174
y
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>>45830174
Oh yes
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>>45830174
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
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>>45830174
N
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>>45830174
N

They're goddamn children, for chrissake.
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>>45830174
Yes, yes they are.
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>>45830174
Generally no
But Hamatittykaze is an exception
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>>45830174
NO
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>>45830174
NO!
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>>45830174
Early-war DDs are not.
Late-war DDs are okay.
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>>45830174
Y
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>>45830174
Depends on which ones

DesDiv6: HELL NO

Hamakaze/Urakaze: Yes
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>>45830234
the folks that are for the lewds are well aware of that brah.
You must be new here
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>>45830215
thank you based freedom fairy
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>>45830256
People from SB are so cute.
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>>45830174
Yes!
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>>45830174
Most aren't, but Shiranui definitely is.
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>>45830174
Yes

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
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>>45830270
So innocent..
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>>45830174
>- are destroyers for lewds

yes
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>>45830174
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>>45830174
DDs are for cute, not lewd. CVs are for lewd.
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>>45830275
That's Ryuujuo
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>>45830296
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>>45830275
that's a CVL not a DD
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>>45830275
>>45830296
Shit, I posted a carrier!
Here's the proper image!
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>>45830174
Fuck no
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>>45830174
No.
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>>45830104
It's up there, sandwiched between the Orion-class assault carrier and the 'why the fuck is this even a thing' Epoch heavy carrier.

...SERIOUSLY FUCK THE EPOCH
>Light Coil MAC
>bombers suck balls against Covies
>literally only good for taking a few shots and/or missile spamming a single target if you get in range, and even then point defense hurts your offensive actions

Doesn't help that the underside of the fucking thing does not into painting, that little frigate-sized hole fucks up quite a lot of designs and is the reason why I haven't finished the standard carriers yet.

>>45830174
No... though I wouldn't mind giving Shigure or Ushio a hug.
GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER
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>>45830174
Yes
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>>45830174
Have you seen this ship?
A resounding YES
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>>45830174
NO!
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>>45830174
yes.
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>>45830174
Yes
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Not enough breasts.
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>>45830314
Don't let orbitfag see that, 'e might get ideas.
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Subs are for lewds though.

Just ask Naka! She been trying to get Harders torpedo in her tube since she saw him.
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>>45830339
So willie and Sammy are for Lewd? I think not.
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>>45830264
I'll always be here anon!
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>>45830174
Depends

DesDiv 6 is a Hell to the fucking no, which is the same opinion on pretty much most of the Japanese DDs.

Then there other DDs.
Like Edsall.
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>>45830379
Yes.
Yes they are.
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>>45830412
>Lewding best DD
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>>45830379
Sammy yes, Willie no
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I can't believe a rear admiral showed up without anyone making jokes about buttsex.
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>>45830468
...wha?
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>>45830468
I'll buttsex you, anon.
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>not lewding destroyers
>not knowing that flat is justice
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>>45830438
funny thats not inazuma.

Neither is pic related but whatever.
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>>45830438
USS edsall is marriage material, not for lewds
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>>45830468
it's not gay if it's underway
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>>45830174
Some are, some aren't, some will lewd you regardless of your opinion on the matter.
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>>45830438

I have never seen this before. Love anything done with the American ship-girls done by this artist. Canon Iowa is cool, but I prefered his.
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>>45830487
I do believe that the anon is referencing the phrase 'it isn't gay if it's underway'.
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>>45830520
The artist's group is interested in presenting their characters as people, as opposed to fap material for fat, neckbeard, autistic fucks.
That might explain some of the appeal.
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>>45830487
rear admiral
'rear' admiral
navy's gay
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>>45830522
That too, but mainly I was suggesting that a rear admiral is an admiral who takes command of rears.
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>>45830174
ahahahahahah

no
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What is not lewd about this khorosho?
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>>45830520
Pacific is best interpretation of USN.
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>>45830174

y
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>>45830554

Well, USS Hornet... but hell, she isn't any worse then most of what's Canon. Plus, her attire and personality make her stand out from the other ships. The 'bad girl' and 'rebel' of the bunch.
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>>45830109
>Freeman disagrees "There's no way you could avoid the fallout coming down," he says. "I always felt it was more or less deliberate deception to pretend that chemical boosting could be a clean way of launching. The only advantage would have been to avoid the more immediate problems of the neighbors complaining about the noise." He criticizes the GA-NASA final report as "full of evasions and euphamisoms - the kind of documant that justified the distrust of ordinary citizen against nuclear enterprises of all kinds. It never even mentions the question that any honest assessment must face: how many people would die of cancer from the Orion fallout? When I was working for the project, I spent much of my time calculating the number of deaths. That was for me the most important question to be answered, an I tried hard to answer it honestly. No trace of my work appears in this document. Unfortunately, I do not know whether my estimates of numbers of deaths were even included in the official report. Most likely, the managers of the project made sure that my numbers never apeared in documents that outside critics might read, for the same reason the discussion of crew survival rates never appeared in any of the documents we wrote at RAF Bomber Command during World War II" - Project Orion, the true story of the atomic spaceship
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>>45830592
...She's an exception.

I aint complaining.
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>>45830174
[x] DDs not for lewds
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>>45830174

Yes!
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>>45830579
Everything
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>>45830554
I agree, I rather enjoyed that version. It looked good without being blatant fan service and the personality described is exactly what I would imagine a ship like Iowa to be. Calm and reserved, given her 50 years of on and off service to the Navy.
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>>45830174
>wanting to lewd the destroyers
stahp
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>>45830174

Of course yes
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>>45830174
Yupyupyupyupyupyupyup
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>>45830174
Nope
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>>45830468
>>45830555
>>45830575

>rear admiral

>The act of engaging in intercourse from behind and using the momentum of your movement to propel you across a room. The penetrative performer must hold his hands in the air so as to not balance or steady himself.
>A full circuit around the room will make you a rear admiral.
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>>45830663
Oh god my childhood.
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Can we get back to kickin Arses now?
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>>45830174

planefag you're worrying me

yes though.
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>>45830632
Definitely. I personally find Enterprise to be the most interesting though. A young girl thrust into a vicious and savage conflict, last carrier standing of the Yorktown Class carriers, the entire US pacific fleet depending solely upon her at numerous points in the campaign. Damn, what does that do to a person?
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>>45830174
Only the Akizuk class and, some of the Yuugumo and Kagerou class girls. Because they are of the YES.
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>>45830682
...Oh I hope somebody sees this.

>>45830694
Aya, just waiting on planefag to post the next update.
If we don't sink BB-4. are we going to board her?
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>>45830722

[ ] Break
[X] Become a Legend
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>>45830554
>as opposed to fap material for fat, neckbeard, autistic fucks
Except the lewd-looking ones are the minority? Coming from a specific set of artists?

Oh, and here's a random fact: KC is popular with the chinese housewife population.
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>>45830174

Yes! Yes! Yes!
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>>45830758
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES

>>45830749
>are we going to board her?
Old Maids are not for lewds!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AniH_l_ViTE

“SIC'EM, BOYS!” you bellow - and sic'em they do. The roar of their Merlins bellowing over the water, their sharp prows knife through the fog, sterns digging deep into the water as they rip through the waves. As the range closes you start walking your shellfire closer and closer, opting to shoot short, letting the spray columns blind the abyssal gunners. Even the splinters from a near miss ought to silence many of the unshielded tertiary mounts, and the eight-inchers can hardly track or fire fast enough at this distance to stop you now.

The PT boats are thundering away with everything at their disposal, fish-tail evasive turns swinging their stern 40mms into action as the 37mm Oldsmobile on the bow spits lead right back at the twin pom-poms on each of the Iowa's broadsides. A 6-pounder shell smashes into your boats side, a shiver of pain seeming to jolt through the wooden deck - but she charges on, wind whistling through her shrapnel-slashed plexiglass windscreen. Trusting your plate carrier, you focus on your target, slamming out heavy shells one after another, keeping the bastard busy as your charges close for the final attack. Another shell strikes the bow, the cannon vanishing in a single bright cordite flash -
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>>45830761
>KC is popular with the chinese housewife population.

Somewhat relevant: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1902755?pool_id=9280
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>>45830749
>If we don't sink BB-4. are we going to board her?

In a way, we will "board" her....
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>>45830758
Goddamn right

>>45830761
I am not sure how to process that info, other than saying, bullshit.
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>>45830749
> If we don't sink BB-4. are we going to board her?

Board, you say?
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- you come to on your back, the shattered NVGs making a disappointed crinkling sound as you slide to and fro on the slick deck. You swipe them upwards with a smooth motion, only for the helmet bracket to fail, dumping their shattered remnants on the deck. You stagger upwards to find a scene from nightmare - the whole vast bulk of BB-4 stretched before you, and every god damned inch of it afire with muzzle flashes.

Muscle memory snaps into motion even as you stare - the stance, the strength, the gentle trigger squeeze - and the blast roils upwards through the fog, blowing out the bright lights of twinkling guns. Engines snarling, exhaust stacks growling, twin-fifties hammering and howling, your boat suddenly ceases its wild darting to arrow towards BB-4 like a pointer, resolute on its prey at last. With a sharp hiss of compressed air the Mark 13s leap from their tubes and thunder into the water; bubbles foaming in their wake -
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>>45830174

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
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>>45829229
By the way fap angel, how's your health? Did you check yourself already?
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>>45830761
>KC is popular with the chinese housewife population.
Present proofs or forever hold your piece.
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- and then you're slamming into the side of the flying deck as the boat reverses power on the starboard screw as it puts the helm hard over; the little boat's diesel powerplant offering almost instantaneous response. You see the dark water of Sunda Strait as your feet start to lift towards it; the boat leaning so steep into its turn the port gunwhales are awash. Somewhere behind the keel comes a titanic blast that swamps your earbuds for a moment, the force slamming the boat sideways in the water - and then she's leveling out, bow dry as the triple Merlins dig into the water and TEAR out of the danger zone, the Bofors firing gamely over the fantail. You bellow with exultation as you turn and peg more shells sternward at the bastard, doing everything you can to cover your pack's retreat.

[ ] To the Chuunibote's duel with the armored cruisers.
[ ] To the Bollio Bint and her “rescuee.”
[ ] To Settle, for the high-altitude view.
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>>45830841
>[X] To the Bollio Bint and her “rescuee.”
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>>45830841
>[X] To the Bollio Bint and her “rescuee.”
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>>45830841
[x] to settle with the high attitude view.
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>>45830841
>[ ] To Settle, for the high-altitude view.
I WANT AN OVERVIEW OF THIS FUCKING MESS. GET ME LINKED TO CENTRAL, STAT.
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>>45830841
>[X] To the Chuunibote's duel with the armored cruisers.
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>>45830841
>[x] To the Chuunibote's duel with the armored cruisers.
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>>45830841
[X]Chuunibote time

Let’s get a new perspective.
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>>45830761
True most are rather conservative or innocently cute. It's mainly 1-2 artists taht make the really fanservicey stuff.
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>>45830818
>Mark 13
Well fuck.


The I hope some made sure to fix the PT torpedoes like they did Harders cause they had the SAME PROBLEM.
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>>45830841
[X] To Settle, for the high-altitude view.
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>>45830841
>[ ] To the Chuunibote's duel with the armored cruisers.
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>>45830841
>[x] To Willie Dee and her attempts to make a 3 point shot into her trash bin
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>>45830841

>[x] To the Chuunibote's duel with the armored cruisers.

Because lord knows no one else will.
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>>45830841
>[ ] To Settle, for the high-altitude view.
This would give us information on the other two situations.
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>>45830876
Speaking of chuunibote, I just got to her in WOWS, and I gotta say, not impressed.
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>>45830841
>[ ] To the Chuunibote's duel with the armored cruisers.
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>>45830841
>[X] To Settle, for the high-altitude view.

I need a nice view of this shit show.
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>>45830841

[X] To the Chuunibote's duel with the armored cruisers.
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>>45830841
>[x] To the Chuunibote's duel with the armored cruisers.

any is fine, but I feel like this.
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>>45830841
>[x] To Settle, for the high-altitude view.
We need information.
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>>45830895
Dear god no. Don't let the base go up in a mushroom cloud
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>>45830803
Well, if she's not too badly fuckered by the PT attack...
>>45830812
Aaand suddenly I get a bad feeling about this, but fuck it.
>>45830841
Never mind then.
[X] To the Chuunibote's duel with the armored cruisers.
Tenryuu best destroyer momboat.
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>>45830841
[X] To Settle, for the high-altitude view.
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>>45830841
>[ ] To the Chuunibote's duel with the armored cruisers.
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>>45830841
>[x] To the Bollio Bint and her “rescuee.”
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>>45830841
>[ ] To Settle, for the high-altitude view.
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>>45830841
>[X] To the Chuunibote's duel with the armored cruisers.
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>>45830917
>Settle gets back to base
>"WHAT THE FUCK?"
>"I-I made it in..."
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>>45830884

No. You're thinking of the Mark 15 destroyer-launched torpedo. The Mark 13 was the standard air-dropped torpedo; a smaller weapon much more suited to a small boat like a PT boat. Most of the egregious issues with the Mark 13 were related to problems with being dropped from planes and entering the water - the US Navy would eventually adopt the same breakaway wooden fin concept the Japanese used on their own air-dropped weapons. A surface launch was far less problematic.

Early PT boats used torpedo tubes with compressed air launching. Later ones just dropped them off the side of the damn boat (pic related.) One reason Hate's steed made such a hard turn (aside from de-assing the are and dodging the 8 inch salvo that almost nailed him) was to avoid running over his own torpedoes - they made 33 knots or so and a PT boat made... more.
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>>45830884
I thought the problem torps were the MK14s/MK15s/original run MK18s?
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>>45830841
>[ ] To the Chuunibote's duel with the armored cruisers.
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>>45830906
Most of the Japanese light cruisers could be better described as heavy destroyers.
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>>45830883
Are we just going to ignore the battle damage CG for each ship now?
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>>45830906
stop playing a bad game then

and the Tenryus were shit in real life anyways, obsolete before completion
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>>45830906
Saem. Tried to gunfight a Kuma with her in its first battle. Instarekt for me.
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>>45831021
you're fighting a bote with almost twice the firepower. you probably showed your broadside too so he citadeled you.
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>>45830604
>there's no way to avoid fallout
>coming down
>fallout is irradiated dust from a ground-level detonation that is then spread around by wind
>airbursts do not create fallout
>NO WAY TO AVOID THAT MAGIC SKY-DIRT FALLOUT NO SIR
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>>45831015
Now now, Tenryuu Maru was an excellent cargo boat. Just ask Albacore.
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>>45830841
[x] To Settle, for the high-altitude view.

Is this going to be one of those times where all 3 options happen, it's just which order they happen in that we're picking
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>>45830841
>[ ] To the Chuunibote's duel with the armored cruisers.
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>>45830841
>[ ] To the Chuunibote's duel with the armored cruisers.
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>>45830906
The Tenryu class are essentially destroyers with a slightly bigger health bar.

>>45831014
How else to convey the notion of damage - that is, without going into guro territory?
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>>45831002
>>45830998
The MK-13 was basically a shorten MK-14/15. They still had the same depth running and detonator issues as they did.

They got fix at the same time since they were basically the same torp.
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>>45830174
Yes and no. You can't lewd a destroyer until said destroyer lewds you OR you yourself are a destroyer OR you are a vessel of similar tonnage; special exceptions can be made on a case by case basis.
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>>45830841
>[ ] To the Chuunibote's duel with the armored cruisers.
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>>45830841
>[X] To Settle, for the high-altitude view.
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>>45831014
Not all of those are really fanservicey. Some are simply torn clothes while others have particularly lewd positioning/etc.

>>45830906
Not surprising as realistically they amounted to little more than overgrown destroyers. Which makes the KC versions paper tigers.

Fans have been hoping they get Kai-Nis that actually make them halfway useful.
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>>45830841
>[x] To the Bollio Bint and her “rescuee.”
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>Iowa not explicitly mentioned to be sinking

shes fine
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>>45830841
>[X] To the Chuunibote's duel with the armored cruisers.
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>>45831091
If the destroyer initiates the lewd, then I suppose it is partially acceptable, though still should be discouraged by the lewdee.

>captcha is drinks
>what are you trying to tell me captcha
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>>45830841

[ ] To Settle, for the high-altitude view.

Best view and best decision making.

The chuunibotes need air and need it now.
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>>45831055
You do realize that's Freeman Dyson, one of the lead engineers on the project? He's not some random shmo.
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>>45830841
>[ ] To Settle, for the high-altitude view.
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>>45831081
How bout, light cuts, bruises, not have them in intentionally compromising positions, look at how old cartoons convey injuries it aint hard.
I have no issue with the clothing damage aspect, but the positions they are in are just gratuitous.
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>>45830841
Did Hate at least score a hit?
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Speaking of torpedoes, anyone else realize the US had an early guided torpedo in the mk 24 mine or Fido?
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>>45831131
>Fans have been hoping they get Kai-Nis that actually make them halfway useful.

Nah, the Mutsuki class is higher priority than the chunnibote and her slightly sadistic sister.

Still waiting for Kaga Kai Ni.
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I feel miserable I didn't put this on sooner, but when Aettle stared down chuunibote, this was the look he was giving her.
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>>45830841
>[ ] To the Bollio Bint and her “rescuee.”
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>>45830906
Your mistake is playing her as a cruiser when she's a DD with a citadel. Employ her as such
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>>45831014
Only like a handful of them have that. I don't think all of them have that CG. I get your point your trying to make doe.
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>>45831228
This moment in The Pacific made me rock hard for some reason.
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>>45831168
Yeah, but what context is that quote in. If he's talking about a ground to orbit Orion drive all the way then he's correct, it'd be hard to avoid fallout. But boosting the Orion before detonating to safe heights would run very little to no risk of fallout.
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>>45830841
>[X] To the Bollio Bint and her “rescuee.”

Ironically, I'm far more invested in the "side" characters than in Settle now.

Goddamnit, Harder. You are not allowed to die.
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>>45831203
Destroyers tend to get used more often, especially in events, and as air combat becomes more important so do AA DDs. (Thus the trend of giving AA to Kai Nis, from Fubuki and Hatsushimo to more recently Kasumi and Satsuki. If anything Mutsuki and Kisaragi are outliers for not getting AA gear)

Meanwhile my CLs aside from Ooyodo and Jintsuu have been collecting dust because I haven't needed more than the combined fleet minimum.
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>If we don't sink BB-4. are we going to board her?
stupid autistic retard
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>>45831168

There is a marked tendency among smart people to think they know everything, even if those things are well outside their field. Engineering the structure that can withstand a nuclear blast and go boing-sproinging its way through space with the captured energy is one thing. Working out the math behind fallout and then extrapolating that to environmental effects, cancer, etc, is quite another. It also doesn't help that we have no idea where the launch location is, the kilo (or mega)tonnage yield of the proposed bombs for the launch, etc, etc, etc. Setting off a megaton-yield nuke near Key West is a hugely different prospect than a kiloton-yield bomb in the middle of the Arizonan desert.

There's a thousand different ways to minimize or even eliminate fallout in an Orion launch - but Freeman wasn't talking theoreticals. He was talking the very specific theoreticals of his project, which had military goals that mandated X tonnage to orbit and a much narrower range of options that was defined by resources available, or predicted to be available within a certain timeframe. I'm telling you that airbursts that don't reach the ground, don't create fucking fallout. That's how it fucking works.
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Can confirm, Destroyers are for lewds.
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>>45831293
Is that middle guy naked?
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>>45831293
pot meet fucking kettle
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>>45831256
He was specially talking about boosting the Orion to a "safe height" with chemical rockets. In this case, PF is dead wrong.
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>>45831293
Oh, I detect immense amounts of irony in this post.

Why, we might actually declare you a strategic resource and mine you for the immense amounts of iron.
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>>45831091

Look, Chikuma thought she was going to lewd a destroyer hard with her 20cm gun.

Sammy B. laughed at her, raised her right hand, pushed her index and middle fingers together and said "Bring it the fuck on, bitch."

Avoid lewding destroyers unless you are one. Yes, there can be exceptions, but damn it, you don't want to end up like Chikuma, having to scream for Kongo to come pry the destroyer off you.

Sammy B. confirmed for Hard Candy.
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>>45831319
Check his response, seems logical
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>>45831310

If he is, that'll be a HEAP OF TROUBLE

FOR ALL CONCERNED
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>>45831293
Pot here, kettle is a nigger.
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>>45831351
I get it
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>>45831203
Isn't that some destroyer class that isn't remarkable?

Also Kaga's never getting a Kai-Ni because she's stupidly strong in a Kai state; to rebalance her for a Kai-Ni would upset various people.

>>45831309
Funny part: same designer as Shimakaze, Yamato, Musashi and Iowa (who also had shipish traits like them)

yeah they're inbetween not yet Hamakaze or even Shigure level, but above DesDiv6 level.
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>>45831351
Looking at it closer, it also looks like half of them just kissed the wall and dropped their guns too
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>>45831281
>Meanwhile my CLs aside from Ooyodo and Jintsuu have been collecting dust because I haven't needed more than the combined fleet minimum.

I assume you're counting CLTs separately from the rest of the group, right?
>>45831293
First off, the fuck is happening in that picture.

>>45831340
Choukai, not Chikuma.
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>>45831055
>fallout is irradiated dust from a ground-level detonation that is then spread around by wind
You what, son? Fallout is the leftover radioactive material after an explosion. I've literally never heard that. Where are you getting this from?
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>>45831179
Artist draws what the artist wants to draw. Some artists have actually moved away from lewd, look at Konishi with Kasumi K2 for example.

This game was also DMM's first venture into non-porn games, they knew their target audience. The design decision to put fanservice in the damage CGs may be outdated but it was certainly effective.

And hell, western media doesn't do any better so why slam Japan for it.
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>>45831340
FUCK
NOPE, WAS THINKING ABOUT UNLUCKY BB CHOUKAI

MY MISTAKE
APOLOGIES
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>>45831260
That's nothing new for a lot of us. Settle is the spoke around which many engaging characters revolve.
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>>45831368
>Also Kaga's never getting a Kai-Ni
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Destroyers are most certainly for lewd.

You know who's not for lewd? Settle.
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>>45831319
>He was specially talking about boosting the Orion to a "safe height" with chemical rockets.

Not necessarily. Just look at my reaction last thread to that sketch of an Orion with a chemical first-stage. If you tried to tell any engineer that they could get THAT fucking monstrosity high enough off the ground to avoid having to set off an airburst that'd kick up a significant amount of radioactive dirt - yeah, I'd laugh too. It's just not feasible. And you don't have to get terribly high either, but that fucking atrocity, from an engineering standpoint, is more likely to just explode on you before you get high enough.

And even then that chemical stage would just get it high enough to minimize impact, not eliminate it. I'm willing to bet money that a combination of almost any other techniques would do a better job - including a possible Casablanca howitzer arrangement to give it that initial OOMPH.
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>>45831396
I'm not sure where you got the idea that i was railing on Japan for this shit, I was speaking solely on Kantai Collection.
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>>45831426
And he's taking time away from them! The fiend!
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>>45831379
>>45831418

Choukai caught the dildo, I mean torpedo, Sammy B. carried around. Chikuma was the one mauled and finger fucked into blowing the rape whistle.

Yeah, Hard fucking Candy.
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>>45831472
...the fuck?
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>>45831393
>You what, son? Fallout is the leftover radioactive material after an explosion. I've literally never heard that. Where are you getting this from?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_fallout

This is not, in fact, rocket science. Bomb goes off and irradiates shit. When it irritates a few metric gigafucktons of dirt and blasts it into the sky to get carried around by the wind, bad shit happens. The less dirt and dust you irradiate and spread around, the better.
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>>45831472
Personally, I wish there was art like this for the various sho-1 forces. Also, Shigure took a bomb hit which incapacitated her forward turret prior to Surigao.
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>>45831393
Agreeing with you, here's the wiki entry for definition of fallout:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_fallout

Anyway, a fission reaction isn't 100% efficient. There's going to be leftover fissile materials from the initial chain reaction, as well as the byproducts which are themselves radioactive.

Fallout isn't just the irradiated dust kicked up by a surface detonation.
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>>45831396

I think doing some fanservice characters is fine and I'm all for the fanservice damage cgs.

No reason we can't have a balance of decency and fanservice. I'm an adult (man child), I know what I like.
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>>45831509
Ten-go
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>>45831340
Actually new information shows it may have been YAMATO to sink Sammy...

Said information is the fact that the US did not know how big the Yamato guns were until after the war. So how could they know that they were being hit by eighteens?

That and some did somecross reference of logs and found that KONGO was not firing at the time cause of issues with her rangefinder.

Fifth time captcha palm trees are you trying to tell me something?
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>>45831055
are you actually retarded, fallout is the radioactive isotopes that result from the process of fission/particles in the air made radioactive by said byproducts.
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>>45831396
Did Konishi do anything particularly lewd? The only thing that comes to mind are the Kongou class' damage arts.

>>45831428
I only say that because if Kaga and Akagi got them, they'd break the game pretty hard considering at Kai they outdo most other Carrier Kai Nis.

It's a thing born from outdated balance and/or creator favoritsm.
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>>45831510
Yeah planefag was arguing on your side, took a look at that page, and found out airburst DOES create fallout. I don't think it's in nearly the same league as ground burst though.
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>>45831517

Surface detonation fallout is orders of magnitude more destructive and lethal, is the thing.
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>>45831510
From the article itself:
>An air burst (that is, a nuclear detonation far above the surface) can eventually produce worldwide fallout. A ground burst can produce possibly much more severe, local fallout.

>After an air burst, fission products, un-fissioned nuclear material, and weapon residues vaporized by the heat of the fireball condense into a fine suspension of small particles 10 nm to 20 µm in diameter. These particles may be quickly drawn up into the stratosphere, particularly if the explosive yield exceeds 10 kt.

There's going to be fallout from airbursts as well.
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>>45831536
Fucking nope, read up sonny boy, it's the leftover material from a blast
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>>45831463
Was just commenting on how, because a widely varied and multifaceted cast, Settle isn't the most engaging character on his own.

That's not to say he isn't interesting and engaging on his own, but this quest is very much an ensemble piece.To take a reference from the joke thread, PF is Hawkeye, while the quest characters as a whole are the 4077.
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>>45831368
>Mutsuki sisterhood.

Image partially related, though not of the same class. (This isn't a jab against the characters, mind you - just their stats.)

>Also Kaga's never getting a Kai-Ni because she's stupidly strong in a Kai state; to rebalance her for a Kai-Ni would upset various people.

Kaga's slightly overshadowed by the armored cranes in terms of long-term staying power, though.

Also this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehHZ-CcapKQ
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>>45831379
Aside from E-3 last event, when were you ever allowed to use CLTs and have it actually matter?
I'm talking in the last year, mind you.
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>>45831553

see >>45831549
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>>45831533

Fuck, that's even more hilarious and epic.

Chikuma - "YAMATO-SAN, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS HONEY BADGER LOLI OFF ME!!!"

If Pacific's Sammy B. doesn't have honey badger ears or the very least a shot of her utterly fucking up Chikuma while Chokai cries her eyes out and Yamato barreling over, they are doing it wrong.
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>>45831510
The materiel from the bomb itself is radioactive. An airburst would spread this materiel. Of course the health effects from it would probably be insignificant, but it still does create fallout.
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>>45831549
This. I was going to be autismal and say "Air burst create some fallout!" but decided against it. The gamma/x-ray burst is frankly more dangerous in the upper atmosphere. The big problem with Orion is that you'd have to continue using the nukes even after you leave the atmosphere, bathing at least half of the world's electrical grid in a devastating EMP.
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>>45829616
... how about you fuck right off, fucknugget? Planefag gave me the OK to make those transcripts *last fucking year* and they've been going since June.
Y'know, if that lump on your neck ever comes to a head, someone will have to squeeze it.
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>>45831614
>but it still does create fallout.

Not nearly enough to scream about...

... unless you're a dipshit greenie.

Anyway, votes called -

>>45831640
>Y'know, if that lump on your neck ever comes to a head, someone will have to squeeze it.

fucking hell I lol'd
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>>45831640
That took a while Death, thought we were ignoring orbit?
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>>45831607
Chokai loss to a carrier in a GUN FIGHT.

Said carrier was an escort carrier, the USS White Plains.

And now Captcha is planes. WFT?
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>>45831640
Hey Chains, welcome to the party. Glad you could make it.
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>>45831540
Thinking of those.

And IIRC Kaga was the biggest flight deck so her game stats were meant to reflect that. Unfortunately at that stage I doubt they realized the sheer importance of plane slot size, turning her into the undisputed queen.
Aircraft Proficiency leveled the field a lot, though. I'd say the Crane K2s are better now.

>>45831368
All ships will get K2 sooner or later. They promised as much.
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>>45831660
SB has mastered the art of the insult.

I think I have Zor's ultimate insult around here somewhere...
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>>45831549
>>45831602

Yes, surface detonations will create much more concentrated local fallout.

But, as Freeman was arguing, even if it was possible to somehow get the Orion ship up to some nebulous 'safe altitude' before detonating the nukes, the accumulated global fallout would eventually come down and become a health hazard. Especially with the number of detonations that an active Orion program would create.

And you ARE the one who said that airbursts do not create fallout. Sure, you were probably going for hyperbole, but you did say it.
>>45831055
>fallout is irradiated dust from a ground-level detonation that is then spread around by wind
>airbursts do not create fallout
>NO WAY TO AVOID THAT MAGIC SKY-DIRT FALLOUT NO SIR
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>>45831674
iowa kai ni with missiles when
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>>45829765
117 is a corgi
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>>45831601
My point exactly - CLTs were so broken they had to include restrictions.

There's a reason KTKM-sama has this memetic following.

>>45831674
>>45831699
I sort of hope that Iowa Kai Ni uses a combination of the KC art and the Pacific art... but that's just my opinion.
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>>45831307
I don't feel like typing up the whole book, but it mentions that even with chemical boosters sending a 100 ton payload to the Moon would cause between 10 and 100 deaths from cancer if it were launched from within the continental US. The often quoted "1 death per launch" was only true if the launch site was in the Arctic or Antarctica. We're talking about roughly detonating roughly 800 nuclear explosions in the atmosphere. This would be equivalent to nearly 40% of all nuclear detonations to date.
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How big would Orion's detonations be anyway? If they're under 10kt, wouldn't they not be a problem?
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>>45831702
Cortana is replaced with faye-Hate.

He just goes around knifehanding corgi-cheif
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>>45831699
Not soon enough.
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>>45831702
No, 117 is a goddamn Rainbow Shrimp.
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>>45831699
Harpoons, Tomahawks, Phalanx Defense System...
Ill be in my bunk...
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>>45831590
It's only somewhat recently that Kaga's dominance has been challenged (with the crane sisters getting armored Kai-Nis.

With the destroyers, there's so many they exceed the niches that people easily remember by a long margin.

>>45831674
Meta wise I figure it was due to them being the first made carriers and pre-dating the Kai-Ni concept and by the time they realized things, it was too late to rebalance without it being glaring.

KC's lucky not to have ships whose Kai is as strong as Kai Nis made afterwards as the case might be in games like this. (in an MMO, something like that did happen)
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>>45831393
Technically, fallout is *all* particulate materials that fall to earth after a nuclear burst.

Very, very, VERY little of this--on the order of maybe a couple of tons scattered over thousands of square miles--is actual bomb debris, consisting of the pulverized non-nuclear components of the weapon and the residual fission fuel (because only a very small percentage of the fission fuel actually fissions, even in the most efficient design) and a few *grams* of fission products like Cs-137 and Sr-90.

The vast bulk of fallout would be in the form of dirt or other surface materials drawn into the fireball, either by direct contact with the ground or by the vacuum left by the explosion being strong enough to suck dust and dirt and debris directly into the fireball through the mushroom stem (instead of the stem being essentially a condensation cloud like the mushroom cap is, as occurs in an airburst). Hundreds or thousands of tons of surface material can enter the fireball in a groundburst, where the intense neutron flux can cause neutron activation of various elements in the surface material to form radioactive products; this now-radioactive dirt and dust, mixed with the fission products and bomb debris, is then lofted high into the atmosphere with the fireball, falling as a rain of radioactive dust/ash downwind known as fallout.

The reason for the now-debunked "nuclear winter" theory of the 70s and 80s was because the design of ICBM silos basically required high-yield thermonuclear devices initiated as groundbursts very near to them to knock them out (and likewise for their launch control centers), meaning that if an all-out nuclear war had occurred, the American and Russian missile fields would have seen tens of thousands of megatons of surface bursts occur, lofting vast amounts of dirt to become fallout. Airbursts are pretty much completely "clean," with only the bomb debris acting as fallout.
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>>45831746
What, he's not sergeant Johnson?
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>>45831693

See, I want to point out that when I say "orders of magnitude" I'm talking about "every detonation increasing global cancer rates by a tiny fraction of a fraction of a percent" as compared to "kills half a million fucking people within two weeks depending on local wind patters." But I'm not, because I really, really fucking hate people who try to ignore the importance of weighing impacts so they can hide behind semantic standards they themselves would rail against as unreasonable when having a casual conversation on an imageboard.

So instead I will greentext at you.

>I have lost the argument so now I will hide behind semantics

Now have a smug anime girl face for the road.
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>>45829765
>90 percent of the ship shot away
>primary reactor offline
>still combat effective

And the Marathon CA uses the same design just slightly downgraded for material cost goddamn

>somebody should edit that image with the PoA's hull classification number
>C-709
>700+ light cruisers built
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>>45831718
1000 ton payload to the Moon, sorry.

>>45831722
Most of the designs focused on sub-kiloton yields, but with 800 bombs it adds up. Even at 0.10 kt would still be the same as an 80 kt nuke.
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Will you fuckers just SHUT UP and watch MOTHERFUCKING NUKES IN SPACE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyPsIOxMmqY
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>>45831509
Ten-Go, and Yukikaze's famous luck vampirism.
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>>45831783
Master Sergeant Johnson would not let himself become an officer.

Did Hate gun even do anything?
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>>45831714
That's the only opinion worth having here
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>>45831640
>responding to the bait

Report and move on. The janitors will take care of things sooner or later when they finish their midnight hotpockets.
This isn't his personal army, and none of us care enough to raid SB in the first place.
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>>45831875
it blasted the SHIT out of a bunch of water
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>>45831923
Probably some fish too
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Just a thought, but what if?
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>>45831941
Political Minefield?
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>>45831941
no, microwaving one stalk of broccoli is not a good idea
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>>45831941
Is that meant to be Hate getting his hands on nuclear shells for Fenrir?
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>>45831941
What am I looking at
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>>45831931
Well, that's certainly one hell of a fishing trip.
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>>45831789
>touhou
>anime
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>>45831941
Some Davy Crockett Ammo?
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>>45831941
I approve
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>>45831941
BLAKE ELEISON
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>>45831941
jesus christ what even is this
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>>45831941
Did you let your little sister draw something?
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>>45832008
Freedom
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One last actual art for the night.
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>>45832000
HEIL BELKA
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>>45831979
>fucking out-memed

... well played, sir. WELL PLAYED
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>>45832026
this hurts my eyes

please take actual drawing courses
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>>45831660
>fucking hell I lol'd
Ancestral New Zealand insult, folded one mirrion time. Take and use it with honour, PF.

>>45831662
I was away at work for a while - I only got into this thread about five minutes before I posted that.
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>>45832011
I usually don't like putting out very rough sketches, but tossed it in there from all the discussion of nukes. Hence, very rough and uncolored.
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>>45831789
Those detonations add up, though.
So your argument is that because each airburst detonation will increase the global cancer rate by a tiny fraction of a percent, Freeman's calculation of and a concern about a large number of airbursts required by an active Orion project are invalid?

How many detonations, how much is the increase in the cancer rate, are we talking about here?
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>>45831993
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>>45832026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI

F
F
F
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>>45832026
I wish I had a proper saluting pic, but I don't.

Salute.jpg
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>>45831941
We've covered this.

Nukes wouldn't work on shipsluts but if you were willing to violate a zillion treaties you could create a gamma-burst or a neutron-burst bomb that would instantly kill every sailor inside a ship, leaving a mildly radioactive and mostly functional ship that would slowly 'cool down' over a month or less.
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So...write ups?
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>>45832050
thats not even a rough sketch, thats "I drew this with my left foots big toe" tier
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>>45832026
Fucking hell that is beautiful!

Have Hate's masterplan as payment.
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>>45831941
Depends, but unless NASA lets us pull those B53s out of storage we'd only be able to take out a single high value target per nuke.

Could still be worth it.
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>>45832061
A nuclear shell hitting a ship directly or even a few hundred yards away would still completely destroy the ship itself

direct impacts and underwater detonations will fuck any ships day up
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>>45832054

Actually, my argument is that Freeman's concerns over the Orion project, which was of a different scale and scope than my own suggestion (i.e. a single launch to put fuel in orbit for refueling multiple conventional missions) is not applicable as a critique of my suggestion, despite this other anon's initial reaction being "oh no, even this one launch puts a lot of fallout in the air."

>>45824194 previous thread for your perusal; still archived
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>>45831714
>My point exactly - CLTs were so broken they had to include restrictions.
Thing is, if you can't use'em then they're useless.

Either way we were talking about what should get K2 first and all CLTs got their K2s already so the question is moot.

>>45831777
>Meta wise I figure it was due to them being the first made carriers and pre-dating the Kai-Ni concept and by the time they realized things, it was too late to rebalance without it being glaring.
The bongos got K2s really early in the game's lifetime, I doubt they weren't planned from the beginning. I honestly believe it was just the general imbalance in air combat.
Before plane ranks the standard tactic was just bring a carrier for Reppuu muling which was kind of absurd when KC took the time to be at least semi-accurate with how they modeled other aspects of WW2 warfare.

>KC's lucky not to have ships whose Kai is as strong as Kai Nis made afterwards as the case might be in games like this. (in an MMO, something like that did happen)
There's a few. Mostly in DDs. Shimakaze, Yukikaze and the Akizukis, for instance. However, it's mostly gone from "must-have for being significantly above par" to "there's alternatives now".
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>>45832026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGL_u4mDn-4
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>>45832061
All current US nuclear weapons are already capable of that, that's what the 0.5kt yield on the B61 and B83 is for.
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>>45831941
Pic related cause since the Marines never had any nukes, HATES NOW ARMY!
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>>45832000
>trips
Even 4chan is enlightened by Blake's blessed light
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>>45832065
Later, once planefag is done.
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>>45832047
Gets your eyes check cause it's better then some famous artists out there.


Or are you just salty cause he's better then you?
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>>45832150
Just realized how badass that pick makes him. He's staring at a nuclear detonation through binocs and his eyes haven't turned into my anus after food poisoning.
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>>45832184
>Gets your eyes check cause it's better then some famous artists out there.

"no"
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>>45832156
We're just about done for the night, I think.

Time is about right and the narrative is at a nice point for a stop.
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>>45832156
?
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>>45830841
>[x] To the Bollio Bint and her “rescuee.”
I know it's late, but haven't sen a call for vote counting yet.

Considering the shape those two are in, giving them a hand (or at least towing them on dry land where they can't sink) would be more urgent.
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>>45832220
guess who fucked up his trip
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>>45831875
>Master Sergeant Johnson would not let himself become an officer.
>Sergeant Major Avery Junior Johnson
And Hate attempted to keep it under wraps as long as possible, and only got caught out when Settle himself mentioned it.
Though that gives me an idea...
>Hate as a SPARTAN-II

>Did Hate gun even do anything?

I think he shot a whole bunch of lights out with it...
>>45831822
>that was fucking awesome
>5:12

>>45832226
POV shift, though. Not Hate roaring off to their rescue.
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>>45832205
Still, it's common principle to wait until Planefag is done. It's a respect thing.

Don't worry though, it's defiantly comming. And it's big.
>>45832220
Ignore that, I accidentaly put my name in the trip category and forgot the hashtag.. I've been up for a long time.
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>>45832255
No way that's right.
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>>45832255
>Central#central
That's almost as obvious as KONGOU DESS's trip.
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>>45832285
Fuck off, stop trying to false flag.
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so in other news

Hate gun is actually fucking useless in practice, because its a single, unstabilized gun that has to be used at point blank ranges to have any chance of hitting anything.

Who would have guessed.
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>>45832317
It's the thought that counts?
Believe in the Hate, He'll pull something outta his ass.
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>>45832269
So it was basically worthless...

Cause a pistol can shot out a spot light...
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>>45832269
>POV shift, though. Not Hate roaring off to their rescue.

Ah shit, misunderstood that. Thought it was where Hate was headed next.
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>>45832304
I was checking whether that was your real trip, but it looks like you're not that stupid.
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>>45832326
Oh right, and its firing HC rounds.
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>>45832326
>Believe in the Hate
>That Believes in YOU
>Kamina Intensifies
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>>45832317
To be honest, the only thing we got was a field test.

If the gun isn't completely terrible in theory, there's possibility for R&D to somehow unfuck it.
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>>45832117
You could have simply stated that Freeman's criticism was inapplicable to your suggestion because the two were on completely different levels of scale.
Instead, you went ahead and made fun of Freeman for:
1. talking about the fallout effects from a huge increase in the number of airbursts, as if airbursts didn't create any fallout at all
2. ridiculing Freeman for being blinded by his own genius, even as you went on to admit that this was a project that Freeman was attached to and that he knew the variables that he was going to work with (amount of tonnage that was to be launched, locations for the launches)
3. making a blanket statement that is contradicted by the wiki entry you cite

Number 3 is probably the one that got the most responses.
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>>45832317
Kinda like the guns on an old predreadnought battleship then?
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>>45832317

Not quite.

It might be that his modified rounds and gun are the issue.

Perhaps if he managed to make a prototype version that allows for Yamato's unaltered ammo to be fired it might get the range.
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>>45832255
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/45824194/#p45826717

He did it last thread too.
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>>45832317
>a single, unstabilized gun that has to be used at point blank ranges to have any chance of hitting anything

So next time Hate is deployed, he rides a destroyer/chunnibote into combat, sort of like this scene?
https://youtu.be/FOeAVncI7mQ?t=1m21s
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>>45832317
We all assumed it'd be used in ground combat, anyways.

Personally I never expected it to be worth shit in sea combat. That's what we have actual shipgirls for.
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>>45832360
Not unless Hate somehow manages to:

Become a stable sea mount, with radar-range finding equipment coupled with gyro-stabilizers and capable of using more than a single gun at ranges exceeding 4,000m.

So probably not.
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>>45832350
Of course, It's the equivalent to putting your password as "password" or "12345678". Only idiots would do that.
>>45832388
I wasn't posting last thread.

The fuck?
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>>45832394
Is that a garage-made anti-materiel rifle?!
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>>45832370
Right, but even they managed to still hit their target from further than 4 kilometers.
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>>45832433
It gives me PTRD
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Nice
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>[ ] To the Chuunibote's duel with the armored cruisers.
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>>45832394
fuck is that
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>>45832444
Nah, the receiver doesn't fit in with a PTRD.

>>45832452
HOW IN THE FUCK IS THAT GUN AN SKS MOD
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Basketball game between Essex and Kaga's fairies when?
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>>45832490
When Kaga gets that stick out of her ass.
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>>45832519
And what better way to remove said rectally-inserted piece of wood than a friendly competition?
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>>45832519
So, never?
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“Tenryuu, you're getting too far ahead.”

You don't bother looking back at your sister. Slashing your sword through the fog impatiently, you hold your tongue as you dial back the speed a bit, letting her catch up. The dark shape of Sangiang island is heaving out of the sea to the right, defining the narrow channel where your prey currently traversing. The green girls are prowling towards them at flank, but with their torpedoes expended their offensive power is almost nil. This is your kind of fight, almost by definition; speed over firepower, nimbleness trumping armor. At point-blank ranges even heavy cruiser armor can't do much; it's all about who's on target the firstest with the mostest - and that's what you *excel* at. Your sword parts the fog again, a low growl rippling through the air.

“Tenryuu.”

“Yes, *mother?*” you spit sullenly.

“We still don't know what those things are,” Tatsuta reminds you. “You could sail into a full broadside from a sixty-four gun ship of the line if you're not careful.”

“And they could plow through twintails bitch and ponytail dyke before they knew what hit'em, too!” you point out. “What the HELL are we waiting for?”

“Our *orders,*” Tatsuta reminds you. “You still follow those... *right?*”

You snarl again. From the distance - scant thousands of yards - comes the crack of light guns. Kitakami and Ooi are ranging their targets already. “God DAMN it, Tatsuta!”

Your sister turns into you, narrowing the distance between you slowly, the tip of her glaive tracing a slight wake in the water as it dangles casually from one hand. “I adore your bloodlust, dear, but ninety-nine percent of the iaido is in the waiting, and one percent in the draw.” She makes a point of eying your sword, letting her smokey glance trail down its gleaming length and up your arm to meet your gaze.

Don't.

Don't you dare fucking-
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>>45832543
Weed, booze, and lots of it.
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“Harder understands tha-”

The sound you make isn't pretty, or pleasant - but it does get a reaction; a widening of the eyes usually reserved for thermonuclear detonations and the word 'whore.' You glare at your sibling down four feet of razored steel, your voice low and thick.

“They've got a word for people who draw second in a duel,” you hiss. “Corpse.” You twirl away from Tatsuta and pour on the speed again - let her catch you, if she can. The torpedo trollops are already playing slap and tickle at the limits of visual range - but that distance is well under what their thin armor will stop. They're artists with torpedoes, sure, but in a good, savage gun-fight they chase salvos about as well as I-8 chases skirts - enthusiastically, but uselessly. Ooi seems to walk herself right into salvos and Kitakami hides like Mogami on a bad day - she turns away under smoke and then sits there, patiently waiting to be found.

They're useless, and they're going to get their sour bitchy little faces pushed in.

[ ] If you don't get there first, that is.
[ ] And you want to be right there to swoop in and save them when they do.
[ ] And you want to be right there to watch every minute of it in person when they do.
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Last vote of the night! I'll use this to fuel more pre-writing, as much as I can muster. Writefags, weapons free - go ahead and post, because it's getting late. Sorry about that, I wanted to give Anon a nice long thread after that hiatus!
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>>45832150

Have I mentioned how much I enjoy this picture.

*ssssssip*

I really enjoy it.
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>>45832577
>[x] If you don't get there first, that is.
BLOOD AND THUNDER!
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>>45832577
>[X] And you want to be right there to watch every minute of it in person when they do.
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>>45832577
>[ ] If you don't get there first, that is.
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>>45832577
[x] if you don't get there first, that is.
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>>45832577
>[ ] If you don't get there first, that is.
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>>45832577
[X] And you want to be right there to swoop in and save them when they do.
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>>45832577
>[ ] If you don't get there first, that is.
BY THE POWER OF THE WICKED EYE, I SUMMON THE DARK FLAME MASTER
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>>45832577
You know, in most gun duels the person who drew first shot second
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>>45832555
Ah, puck did good stuff
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>>45832122
>there's alternatives now

Fubuki kai-2 has consistently been a poor alternative for over a year.
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[x] If you don't get there first, that is.
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>>45832577
>[x] If you don't get there first, that is.
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>>45832577
>[X] If you don't get there first, that is.

...Light them up, Tenryuu. Put the bitches on the bottom once more.
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>>45832577
It was of a usual length, actually. Good Night, Deme.

[X] If you don't get there first, that is.
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>>45832577
>[ ] If you don't get there first, that is.
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>>45832577
[x] If you don't get there first, that is.
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>>45832577
>[ ] And you want to be right there to swoop in and save them when they do.
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>>45832577

[ ] If you don't get there first, that is.

Even if they are lesbian trollops who can barely do anything beyond fill a space with clumsy penis metaphors, they are on our side.

So we'll save them, then enjoy the glorious accolades we're surely to get from that yankee admiral.

That strong, mysterious admiral who seems to be quite adept with a blade.
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>>45832602
Thanks for tonight, Deme. Been awhile.
Shame that I couldn't post any MoH tonight, though.
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>>45832577
>[ ] If you don't get there first, that is.
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HELL AND TEXAS - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1w4wZimQEnAbBC-w_U31oht5jfmN1Lf7JmQuPGLrsvN0/edit?usp=sharing
HELL AND TEXAS: COCK & BULL - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gURWCa6SsfCSLcAuWPbgAZ2w5Zysupqpn55dylPIsqo/edit?usp=sharing

As always, critique is both welcome and appreciated.
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>>45832602
Thanks.

Anyway, here's part 2 of back in the saddle. Includes Germans, Perrine, more Germans and the first attempt at Abyssal Psy-ops.

I'm honestly not very comfortable with how it turned out, but it's massive and late as hell.

http://pastebin.com/51WHMHB1

In other news, Thunderchild part 2 is delayed because I have no idea how to characterise her aside from "aggressive".
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>>45832577
>[x] If you don't get there first, that is.
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>>45832702
>HELL AND TEXAS
why did you say the same thing twice
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>>45832577
>[ ] And you want to be right there to swoop in and save them when they do.
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>>45832577
>[X] If you don't get there first, that is.
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"I've been having these weird dreams lately, like is any of this real?"

The ocean felt comforting, the waves lapping at your screws as you floated in sea. The slightest breeze floated by, carrying the salty taste of the ocean across your lips. The odd sensations and feelings you were so suddenly granted in your new form.

"None of it feels real. I feel like I'm flittering between something but I can't tell what I am, like I'm reaching out to hold something, but I can't see what I yearn so dearly for."

The destroyer laid next to you, her breath shallow as she rested in the waves. Her fairies danced atop her, scurrying around as they carried wee little bolts and tools to the girl's wounds. Her eyes stared into you, empty of thought, empty of life, as they bored through you, questioning you.

"I keep thinking, there's this door, and it's so very far, yet it's near, and I keep looking for it, but it's right here, calling to me, telling me to come through, and I don't know what's even on the other side, but I want to go there Hamakaze, but I don't even know why."

"Hey, Hamakaze. What did you want out of this life?"
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>>45832711
I forgot my fucking image.
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>>45832577
>[ ] If you don't get there first, that is.
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>>45832761
The ocean roared to life, and the waves churned around you. The girl stares at you as she's swept away, the waves taking her for their own in the stormy water. The noises. They were deafening, the sounds of sailors shouting as they ran across your decks, their fear and terror pounding through your veins with every step they took. You will your limbs to move, to swim, your screws to move, to live, but they refused, dead as the destroyer that floated next to you a moment before. The Pacific, it's heartbeat, you could feel it just below the surface where you lay. Each beat reverberated as it struck, clashing loudly against the voices of your sailors, against the torrential voice of the rain pouring from cloudy heavens. Faster, and faster, ocean proclaimed it's right to live, it's supremacy over your pathetic human form. You could only gasp, as your sailors once did, as the tidal waves claimed you for themselves in the din of the storm.

Silence. It spoke in silence. The surface slowly falling away from you as the ocean took you, wrapping your limbs in its grasp as it dragged you into it's embrace. Your lungs burned as you screamed, your decks flooding as the depths came crashing through your throat, painfully forcing themselves through your throat, filling and clutching your breath in their cold touch. And so you too, were silenced by the ocean you once sailed.

The weight of the waves above you was unbearable. The small and fettered gasps of movement you could make felt labored, the ocean crushing your limbs and pinning you to the smooth deck. The currents had carried you here, to lay to rest upon a cold and metal deck, rusting and derelict. You could feel it beneath you, the gaping holes in your hull where the torpedoes had struck home. Your veins, once rushing with life, felt like ash, charred away like your inner decks.
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Post chunnibote art time?
...sure thing
>realizes that I am shit artist

Well at least I have this.

>heavy cruiser
>bweeeeh no Halcyon release yet
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>>45832779 (mother fucker I forgot the name)

Relief. Relief coursed through your mind, you knew what come next. It always came next. Twisted metal erupts from your deck, the black and corrupted metal piercing through your skin and lodges itself in the core of your hull. The metal spoke to you. It was infecting you, seducing you with its thoughts, calling to you in it siren voices. It didn't hurt, at least, not yet it did.

"My body is that of steel. My body is that of steel. My body is that of steel..." You whisper to yourself, reciting the words dearly, praying for their strength to make the coming moment bearable.

You scream one more time as the black metal erupts once more, the spikes filling your veins like ice as it spread through your decks, the tendrils breaching into your mind, causing you to scream in agony as they pierced through the nooks and crannies of your thoughts and memories.
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Sketch of BB-4
Not particularly good at digital art yet but it's a start ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(This is also my first time posting on 4chan, so please be gentle)
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Wait what's happening
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>still no new Bama

well, time to go to bed I guess

shes the only one worth reading
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>>45832800
Fufufu~, you scared yet, Cortana?
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The sensation of the warm summer breeze running its way over you filled you with bliss as you lay on the cold stone. Your body, no longer that of steel, overloaded your thoughts as it took in everything around you with its newly found senses. A flock of birds flew by overhead, as you watched the wispy clouds float by against an ocean of deep blue, and basked in the warm sunlight. It danced across your skin, filling you with it's light, the same kind of warmth it once heated your decks. Did it always feel this warm for your sailors?

"She's awake."

A women's voice, terse and cold, calls out. You sit upright, looking for the voice. You sat in a summoning circle, the wooden smell of incense floating around you. The woman was already walking away, her red and white robes, those of a shrine maiden, fluttering in the breeze. A man in uniform strode forward to take her place. He was middle aged, brows already wrinkled from stress, his whiskers already streaking with white.

His eyes, you stared into his eyes, and you saw a man burdened with a weight far to great for him.

"Who. Who are you? Why am I here?" You ask him.

"Admiral Goto, Japanese Maritime Self-Defense Force." He sat down next to you, his movement disrupting the summoning circle in which you appeared. You could feel the shrine maiden "tch" with disapproval and annoyance in the near distance at his carelessness. "And as for why, Miss, your nation needs you once more. Do you remember who you were? Who you are?"

You sweep away your bangs, the silvery white strands mussed from the summoning. The memories of your life spring forth from the murky the depths of your mind, a sense of self carried with them.

"Shoukaku. I am Shoukaku, of the Fifth Carrier Division, Imperial Japanese Navy."
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>>45832811
People dumping write ups thinking planefag has passed out.
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>>45832577
>[X] And you want to be right there to swoop in and save them when they do.
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>>45832811
Planefag is crashing, so votes are being carried over to next thread. As the tread is effectively over, us writefags are posting.
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>>45830174
I am late to this vote, but for the record destroyers may or may not be for lewds. DesDiv6 in particular is unequivocally not for lewds, though.
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>>45832577
>[ ] If you don't get there first, that is.
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>>45832835
>People dumping write ups thinking planefag has passed out.
Read >>45832602 Planefag said writefags free.
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>>45832779
For the love of god, learn the difference between "its" and "it's" (AKA "it is").

The writing is good otherwise, but constantly failing one of the first elementary rules of English grammar is going to grate on people.
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>>45832875
Excuse me, I had over looked that post.
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>>45832832
Just a short something that came out of talking with planefag. I tossed together a few ideas we had and came through with this.
More to follow in a week or two (I hope).

>>45832905
Kill me now.
I have no excuse. This is what I deserve for writing straight to pastebin.
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>>45832922
Don't worry about it.
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>>45832832
Heh. Nicely done.

And what is it with shrine maidens and being cold bitches?
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>>45832969
I BET REIMU DID THIS
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>>45832953
Well, as long as you're sorry...

JK, you must commit sudoku.
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>>45832969
I am a humongous faggot please forgive me

>>45833002
Write up series cancelled.
I must commit soduko.
It is okay. I am awaited in Gensokyo.
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>>45832825
>Fufufu~, you scared yet, Covenant?

>FTFY

This cruiser has led me to so many goddamn victories you have no idea

>Kicked the shit out of a Covenant invasion force to protect her frigate training fleet
>Survived the Fall of Reach

>is there a specific board one could post these in, I don't want to potentially gum up the thread with off-topic shit
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>>45833054
/a/? Nah, they'll say it's a TTG so they'll throw it back here.
/v/? Yeah, no.
/jp/? Maybe, maybe not?
/m/?
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AWOL Chapter 4 courtesy of my brand spanking new chapter directory! - http://pastebin.com/aneyCn6J
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>[ ] If you don't get there first, that is.
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>>45833082
If /jp/ means what I think it means, probably not.
What's /m/?

>I has more ships to post, but am leery of doing so
>writefags still contributing to thread
>ship-shitposting of a non-related nature is likely a bad idea
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When?
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>>45832702
Honestly? Not really feeling it. I'm not entirely sure why, maybe the whole voice in the head thing clashes, maybe she feels just too well-adjusted for somebody that literally juts returned.

Or maybe it's just too short. Both bits combined wouldn't make for a single chapter.
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>>45833206
That's the Mecha board. There's one or two occasional Halo threads there, but it's been a while since I saw one.
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This girl when?
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>>45833206
We're on page 9, in auto sage and have 46 more images left until image limit.

Post it.

You might as well
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>>45833231
I appreciate the read in any event. Hell & Texas is /meant/ to be a bit shorter and punchier in its tone and delivery, but I know that's not for everyone.
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>>45833087
Thanks, anon.
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>>45833206
Go for it man, as far as im aware all the writeups for this thread have been posted.
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>>45833261
Okay then.
First off: The Yuubari heavy cruiser posted earlier by THAT FUCKER - UNSC Hephaestus (CAV-2). Yes, I give them all fucking names and hull designations, as well as crafting backstories because fuck it if I'm being shanghai'd into this I'm going all in.

Tenryuu ship above is UNSC Undaunted, CA-390.

Next up is UNSC Beacon, CA-395. Take a guess who they are.
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>>45833282
Punchier I'd say it's not working.
They don't feel like complete units unto themselves. They read like fragments of the full chapter.
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>>45833261
>>45833322
>I'd like to be reborn... as a heavy cruiser...
>I'd like to be a Aircraft Carrier in my next life please...Repair Ship is not bad too~ ahaha

Wish granted.
>Literally hunts CCSs down
>28 confirmed kills
>3+ players with rustled jimmies
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After much deliberation, I'm pulling down DitS part 2 for rework. I'm REALLY not satisfied with the end section.
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See that frigate-sized hole up front?
I can get away with it here, but for Akagi, Kaga, or anybody wearing muneate? Nope.
And don't get me started on the fluffy dragons.

Also, the bridge being a separate color? Rule imposed upon me by commissioner: exposed bridges have to be hair-colored.
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Ah, Yorkshire. Still haven't written up a backstory for her yet.

>aviation cruiser
>escorted by AA frigates
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>>45833374
Noted for Part 3. Thank you for the read and the critique, my friend.
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>>45833478
Dat Tone livery
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Informed that I should do something special for Murakumo. So I did.

>unique, literally nothing else in fleet is the same composition as such
>crafting special rules for the frigate is useless, any engagement is pretty much insta-gank for poor Hatsuzuki

>captcha is boats
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Would any of the writefags handling the RN side of things mind if I wrote up a few shorts centered around some of the RN girls (namely Repulse and Exeter)?
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>First ship I painted as part of this project
>assigned to close-in defense/support of Undaunted
>running gag - gets shot up but not killed

>LITERALLY DOES NOT DIE
>Exceedingly lucky ship
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>>45833562
Not sure you need to ask about that.
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>>45833584
Eh. I figured that I might as well just to err on the side of caution. Last thing I want to do here is step on anybody's toes.
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I don't even have a name for this ship yet. Any ideas?
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>Painted in a single night, for Fumizuki's launch day
>Doesn't even have a name
>Will take ideas

>last of subcapitals
>back to cruisers
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>>45833604
UNSC Underwelming Smite Button?
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>>45833562
I'm not using either of them, Zippo didn't either, and as far as I'm aware Britfag and Central don't have any claims on them.
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>>45833478
nigga u gotta thin those paints
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NAKA-CHAN

>and Jintsuu
>and Sendai
>>45833640
Probably should have also said that she's in escort role to UNSC Beacon, aka the DesDiv6 heavy cruiser above
>Will still use this for Fumizuki, thanks

>how many more images until limit?
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>>45833562
I'm personally using Exeter and I'd prefer if you didn't use her. However there are a number of other RN cruisers that can be used in her place.
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>>45833630
>>45833604
>>45833675
>zero shading
Thin your fucking paint. Jesus Christ is that horrible.
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>>45833672
>dollar store paints
>dollar store paintbrushes

>each pack of CAs cost 30 pounds
>each pack of CVHs cost 25 pounds
>each pack of CVs cost 36 pounds
>Ooyodo and the Kongou sisters cost 35 pounds
>Houshou cost 55 pounds

Do I look like I'm made of money?
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>>45833732
You could at least buy some better paint. what's the point of spending £55 on a ship if you paint it so that it looks like it costs £5
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>>45833732
>literally throwing money away without putting in the effort to make it look good
You're as cancerous as that ponyfucker who ruined the German rifle.
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>literally the only non-IJN capital ship I'll be doing
>KTKM and Ooi got an upgrade into a fucking aircraft carrier
>What about Kiso?

>heavy cruiser time
>partnered up with pastaboat though
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>>45833687

Fair enough. Thanks for clearing that up for me, friend.
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>>45833766
>>45833769
If I buy better paint, then mess it up anyway due to my lack of artistic capabilities and shaky fucking primary hand (due to a fucking twice-dislocated shoulder), then what?
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>>45833732
>hey look at me, I'm contributing
>what do you mean it's shit?! I'm contributing! fuck you!
Put on a trip so I can filter you.
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>>45833820
Then you cry.
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>>45833820
It's called practice. That is horrible and if you take pride in that then you should fuck off and practice more. There is no shading, the paint job is worse than Chinaman-tier, and you're posting fucking Halo ships in a shipslut thread to round it out.
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PAN-PAKA-PAN
>>45833829
>encouraging me to tripfag
no thank you

And I apologize if I came off as hostile. Personally, I just want to get this shit done, while keeping the ships recognizable.

>Also promptly start shitting on players with spacegoing shipsluts because fuck yeah this fleet composition is fucking nuts
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>>45833814
Don't worry about it. I look forward to reading what you come up with.
>>45833820
There are methods to deal with both of those problems. I'll admit, you can't go from bad to pro just by watching videos. Buy some cheap models and try testing your methods on them, they'll be cheaper canvases that you can use to tailor your specific method to.
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Stalled me for so goddamn long because I had no idea how to put that particular clothing style onto a ship.

Also, ended up giving someone a bit too many guns, as now the rest of the heavy cruisers don't have any left.
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>>45833894
>I want to get this shit done
>posts horribly painted plastic ships that are not even relevant
This is some low-quality, expensive bait.
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Last pair of ships - for now.

>>45833991
>posts horribly painted resin ships that are not even relevant
>ftfy
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Previous two ships in formation.

>Now back to painting the Mogami sisters
>and Houshou
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So anymore write-ups tonight, or just chatter till the thread fills up?
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>>45833894
>no thank you
I'm just Saiyan, if you take up a trip you can replace Bentus as the shitstirrer in the threads with how bad your paintjobs are. You're basically perfect desu senpai.
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>>45834105

refer to:

>>45833322
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>>45834105
POST YOUR FACE WHEN "Might run T/Th/Sat"
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thin your paints
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>>45827099



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