>>45816959
>> 50 or higher is a success
> Lower than 50 is a backfire
Just use a 1d2 (a coin flip) because it is a binary proposition.

Just gonna repost the last thing to happen last thread to give everyone a better reminder where we are:

You flick your wand to turn it into a cellphone. You dial a number right before the snakes Fang's enter your throat. Time stops.

"This is Big Fae, who's calling darling?"

While you think of what to say you take the opportunity to change the snake back into a young woman. With all this time you make sure to do it right. She looks fairly silly, floating in the air, naked and attempting to bite you. You conjure up some clothes and lay the girl down on the ground. You quickly wipe her memory of the incident.

>>45817008
Also, that's a good idea actually. The original quest had ways to improve your chances, but I haven't used that in a long time, maybe I ought to just change it to a d2

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45817008
>>45817042

Give her memories back, the way Sasperella was there for her was sweet, don't take that away from them.

[Spoiler]Yuri endgoal[/spoiler]

>>45817089
> Yuri endgoal
They're both straight.

You look over the two girls. It seems cruel to just take away the memories of how they were there for each other when nobody else was. You give her back her memories, it may lead to some issues at first but at least you won't be getting in the way of the girl's friendship.

There's a voice on the phone.

"Hellooooooooo? is anyone there?"

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45817281
Request all bees in the area to be exiled.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>45817281
Ask Big Fey about their day.

>>45817281

Summon other main characters from other OMUQ.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45817841

Fudge....

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>>45817603

"Ya I got a bit of a problem here Big Fey... we got bees."

"Again?"

"Ya I'm gonna need these bees exiled. Other than that I'm pretty good. How are you though?"

"I'm doing pretty lovely darling, we'll be in touch."

Big Fey hangs up. All the bees surrounding Sasperella vanish into thin air. Time resumes.

Pyriana leans upward, looks at her arms, begins laughing hysterically and then faints.

Sasperella looks over to you. "What happened?"

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>>45817864
"I called in a favor from my boss. He's probably not too happy with me. I think we might need some backup."

You attempt to conjure other powerful magic users from across various timelines and even whole realities.

Appearing in front of you is instead the great Momerpresso Malamatartarei.

They look around very confused. "What's going on here... I was just in a warehouse with a skeleton, warlock and some goblins..."

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>>45818105
Before you can gather your party and venture forth, the door opens as the younger step sister steps in.

She stares at Momerpresso Malamatartarei mostly.

"Isn't this the women's washroom?"

Momerpresso Malamatartarei goes red with embarrassment.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>45818244
Name this washroom vender neutral and mock her for her ignorance.

>>45818312
You attempt to alter the bathroom, adding urinals and extra space, changing the sign infront of it to make it gender neutral. You mess up a bit but it still kind of works.

"Actually kid this is the men's washroom."

Momerpresso Malamatartarei lets out a sigh of relief. The sister steps out embarrased and ashamed before peeking her head back in.

"Wait aren't you in the wrong washroom then? Also isn't that Sasperella over there?"

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45818373
Ain't got time for this. Turn her into a urinal.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45818373

Change subject and talk something else.

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>>45818373
You shoot a bolt at the sister, she ducks down on the ground. The bolt just creates a urinal on the wall behind her.

"What the hell just happened!?"

>>45818476
"Nevermind that. How are you? Are you enjoying the ball?" you ask.

"Oh I'm having a very nice time. My sister has disappeared so my mom is looking for her. I finally have some time to myself... I'm hoping to meet the prince so I can deceive into loving me and I can live rich and happily ever after."

>>45818635
Girls got some self esteem issues if she thinks she needs to decieve him.

Convince her to be the magicians assistant.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45818767

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45818635

Make the prince excellent lover and make his "sword" bigger, but not too big.

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>>45818767

"You plan on deceiving him into loving you? You don't think he could love the real thing?"

"Well of course not." She answers. "I'm not very smart and I'm almost worthless. Mother and sister tell me everyday." she says with a big smile. "But I'm still worth more than Sasperella, so that must mean I'm something."

She waves to Sasperella.

You look to your magician friend and have an idea.

"Tell you what. I'll show you that ypu can amount to something. Not just anyone can be a magician's assistant. How do you feel about taking part in a few tricks?"

The sister claps excitedly. "I'd love too!"

In a few minutes she's changed into her assistants outfit. and ready to go. You, Sasperella and Pyriana all watch from the floor.

Momerpresso Malamatartarei starts out with a few really simple tricks. while the sister just stands by and points at him.

Momerpresso Malamatartarei asks the sister if she has any requests for what kind of trick he performs.

>>45818838
You jokingly shout out to make the prince a better lover with a bigger sword. He snaps his fingers and with a puff of smoke he has a surprised expression on his face. There is a noticeable bulge in his pants. "Totally meant to do that" he laughs it off.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45818993
Ask him to pull his assistant out of his hat.

Also rolling to ask Pyriana for forgiveness.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45819078
Seconding the assistant out of the hat.

After the show, teleport Sasperella and Pyriana to the Prince.

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>>45819078
>>45819138
You shout to Momerpresso Malamatartarei to pull the assistant out of the hat. He thinks about it for a moment.You shout it again. He pulls off his top hat and begins making a big show of it. The sister seems excited but nervous.

>>45819078
You turn to Pyriana and ask her if she can forgive you for turning her into a giant serpent and slowly corroding her mind. She looks at you with a smile that is obviously fake. "Of course I forgive you, I'm sure you had a good reason for it... her smile fades. I just don't know what you could possibly have intended to accomplish. Do you think of my life as some little toy you can just play with and break when you're done with it?"

She starts tearing up. "I'm sorry, please don't turn me into anything again. I'll be good. I don't want to go back."

You sit in silence as the act continues.

Momerpresso Malamatartarei reaches into his hat. above his assistant his hand appears, only it's gigantic and seems to be coming out of some kind of portal. The hand grabs the sister and pulls her through the portal. Out of the hat Momerpresso Malamatartarei pulls out a rabbit by the ears. The rabbit is wearing a smaller version of the assistants outfit and looks around nervously.

"And that is our show for the night."

Everyone claps. Momerpresso Malamatartarei places the rabbit back in the hat and places it on his head.

"Don't worry, she'll be back to normal in a few moments."

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45819456
>not pulling her out as a playboy bunny
Lost opportunity.

Command magician not to bother turning her back.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45819456

Summon the skeleton bartender with afro hair.

>>45819138
After the show is wrapped up you begin casting a spell to take you an the girls directly to the prince.

>>45819486
Right before you dissapear you project a command into Momerpresso Malamatartarei's mind telling him not to change the sister back. He removes his hat and places the rabbit on the ground before continuing to clean up the stage he made in the washroom.

With that the three of you disappear. When you reappear you are several feet directly above the prince. The three of you fall ontop of him knocking him to the ground. Guards surround you all.

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>>45819609
You get yourself up and try and hold the guards at bay.

You conjure a skeleton bartender. You expected him to have an afro, but he doens't seem too... maybe he swapped skeletons with a large russian man... wait what were you talking about?

The skeleton takes the cigarette out of his mouth and looks around "What's going on here? You guys got a bone to pick or something?"

The guards recoil in horror at this undead creature.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45819713

Summon Segata Sanshiro to help us.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45819713
While we're at it, let's give Pyriana two months of magical talk therapy to help her get over her uh, unfortunate accident, compressed down into two minutes. (teleport out, teleport back two minutes later, you get the idea).

>>45819713
Can it be Boris' Skeleton!?

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45819713
Have the skeleton charm the guards into relaxing with his fabulous tap-dancing skills.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45819713
Shit this isn't working out. Summon a live musical performance of this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5G1FmU-ldg

fak.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45819713
teleport swap with the evil step-mother and make it look like it was her who fell ontop of the prince all along.

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>>45819735
In a cloud of smoke you conjure addtional help.

Segata Sanshiro

He proceeds to beat the living hell out of the guards. You go to thank him but then he puts you in a choke hold while simultaneously choking Sasperella between his legs and besting at boxing with his free hand.

Soon the entire ball is beaten nearly unconscious. He stands in front of everyone and gives them all a command. YOU MUST PLAY SEGA SATURN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC0hV3dea9g

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>>45819931
>>45819891
>>45819850
>>45819807
>>45819735
>>45819931

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45819963

Shit man... we should play Sega Saturn....

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45819963
Segata Sanshiro is clearly out of control, swap his skeleton with our summoned skelebro.

>>45819807
You get up from the ground and pull your party off of the prince. You decide to send Pyriana away, as you start using your wand she starts freaking out.

"NO WAIT DON'T USE YOUR MAGIC ON ME."

She disappears, she'll thank you for that therapy I'm sure.

>>45819850
You tell the skeleton to tap dance his way out of this, but he's been beaten too severely. His hit points reach zero and he fades away returning to his original plane of existence.

>>45819891
You'll just have to summon a different skeleton to take his place. MORE SKELETONS! A bunch of musician skeletons appear with instruments in hand and dressed for a show. They fall to the ground, un-animated.

>>45819931
You decide to blame this shit show on someone else. You try to conjure the evil mother over the prince but wind up just teleporting over him once again. He lets out of a moan of pain as you land, probably breaking one of his ribs.

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>>45820033

Nope! Not good idea!

>>45820033
>>45820080
Well if that skelebro is dead, swap him with the skelebro of boris' from last campaign!

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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45820080
Alright, alright, we got this. Shapeshift into the appearance of the evil step mother and cackle about our awful plan of witchery coming together at last!

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>>45820203
>>45820033
Haha! it's perfect at last!

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45820155
Implying Segata can be defeated by a mere skeleton.

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>>45820155
Well, technically the skelebro with the afro died, but you put his soul in Boris' skeleton. You just summoned him here and then he went back to where he came from.

Anyways.
>>45820026
You summon a strange device known as a Sega Saturn. You begin playing it with Sasperella as the rest of the ball comes to their senses. Segata gives you a thumbs up but you're worried he'll turn on the other guests again.

>>45820203
Before doing any magic that could end in disaster you decide to turn yourself into a copy of the evil step mother. You begin to cackle with delight at how evil you are and how you are a witch.

>>45820033
You shoot a spell at him. He begins to shift uncomfortably, like his skeleton was just enlarged... or completely swapped. He begins shouting angrily. A skeleton explodes out of him and begins cackling. "Guess who's back!"

>>45820277
The fleshy body of Segata grabs onto the skeleton, and begins forcing him back in... somehow...

There is a long struggle, but soon Segata has won, forcing the skeleton back in, he leaps into the sky, breaking through the ceiling. He flies away and soon there is a loud explosion. Segata is dead.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45820352
Force the step mother to reveal her true form.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45820352
All part of the plan! Now we've got one evil stepsister who isn't a toad or something left right? Let's teleport swap her with our god daughter. No shiny lights or fanfare, we'll make it look like the evil step family is all in on this, whatever this is.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45820352

SEEEEEGATAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

>>45820378
Wait, you mean us? Isn't the actual step mother in her true form already?

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45820352
actually you know what, this is a disaster. Let's reverse time to just before we turned poor Pyriana into a snek and proceed to not do that.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45820479
No don't you'll just undo literally everything we've accomplished today

Rolled 3 (1d100)

Let's just add more bees. Worked for the last kid.

Short break for dinner. Sorry for inconvenience.

Also sorry for slower responses today. Roomate is having some big issues I gotta help deal with every few minutes.

>>45818105
>Momerpresso Malamatartarei

Is this some bastardized Italian/Greek name?

>>45820699
The first command of the first adventure was to summon someone with that name I think

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>>45820378
As the chaos dies down the guards surround you once more.

"Lady Tremaine, what in the world do you think you're doing attacking the Prince and vaporizing that poor Pyriana!?"

You get ready to speak about how you're secretly an evil witch and that this is all part of your evil plan.

You're cut off by the real Lady Tremaine. "Who exactly do you think you're fooling fairy? We saw you enter this party and create nothing but chaos. You are truly scrapping the bottom of the barrel if you are attempting to pin this on me!"

"I'm fooling more people than you! Lady Tremaine or should I say..."

In a desperate attempt to somehow win this you cast a dispel on Lady Tremaine in an attempt to reveal her true form... to your surprise the woman shrieks with terror and begins backing up. Her eyes glowing bright green and her skin dark and rigid.

You look over your own wand confused. Did you do that right?

Lady Tremaine falls backwards over a balcony to the floor below. there is a loud thud. She continues to shift and change, growing into a massive black dragon, with bright green eyes.

"YOU IDIOT! I HAD STAYED HIDDEN ALL THESE YEARS AND YOU RUINED IT ALL!"

>>45820479
>>45820607
You aren't sure if you should reset everything or not. YOU'RE NOT SURE WHAT TO DO AT ALL!

>>45820631
Though you're pretty sure it doesn't involve bees.

>>45820418
Actually one sister is a talking tortoise and the other is a rabbit.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45821347
Wait what? Hide in the dress carriage!

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45821347
Wait, but it DOES involve bees! Open a portal to the plane of infinite bees and shove lady Tremaine in!

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>45821440
Open the portal, but send Sasperella to force her through! MAGIC SWORD!

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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45821347

Segata Sanshiro return!!! Wait... that is not Segata...!

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>45821497
Give her some sweet berserker armor.

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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45821497
Yes, yes this! She'll need a way to fight the dragon though, give her sword another enchantment allowing her to transform into the legendary hero . . . ULTRAMAN!

Or I guess, woman in this case.

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>>45821565
>>45821556
>>45821497
>>45821440

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>>45821510
I'm sorry I know nothing about Kamen Rider... i found this though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLYKZV-O3es

>>45821416
The dragon begins crawling towards you, all the guests running and screaming as it inhales. It lets out a burning green fire from its mouth. Thinking quickly you jump under Sasperella's dress. She has the same idea as the dress extends to cover the Prince and several unconscious guards as it slowly transforms into a magically fortified armored carriage.

Fire covers the carriage but everyone inside remains unharmed as some others outside are burned to a crisp.

The prince comes to his senses, a pain in his chest from the broken ribs. He sees Sasperella, sitting in the carriage in her underwear. "Oh... hello, pleased to make your acquaintance, I am Prince Charming."

>>45821497
You shush the prince and pull the sword off Sasperella's back and hand it to her.

She nods.

"You'll need every advantage you can get." you tell her, giving her some more magical powers.

You give her magical blade one final enchantment.

>>45821556
>>45821565
The hatch on top of the armored charriage opens as Sasperella jumps out of it holding the blade high. In flash of light she transforms into the legendary ULTRA-ELLA! She's about as large as the dragon, clad in all black armor with a powerful sword... no... that thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. It was more like a large hunk of Iron.

>>45821440
You open a portal to the plane of infinite bees behind the great beast, but ULTRAELLA has trouble forcing her into the portal.

The dragon begins tearing into ULTRAELLA, a powerful bite digging in to her neck. ULTRAELLA pushes the beast back and with a single strike from the sword decapitates the dragon, sending its head into the portal and the body tumbling in afterwords.

After the portal closes, ULTRAELLA shrinks back down to her normal size, still holding the magic sword and armor.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45821787
Keep lady Treemain alive as a severed head to tumble through the bees forever.

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>>45821807
I mean, I kinda wanted to actually say that would happen anyways, but I ran out of room. Nobody rolled to kill her so that was just me. I'm giving this command a free pass.

With a spell before the portal closes you ensure the dragon queen's soul is trapped within her body to endure the punishment of the bees for all eternity. You hear a loud scream of anger as the portal closes.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45821787
hmmmm. Pyriana's not back yet. uh-oh.

Summon her back, we totally teleported her away to save her from incineration, yep that's our story and we are sticking to it.

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>>45821787
The ball has been decimated. Hundreds lay dead. The prince and you find your way out of the armored carriage and see what has happened here.

The King walks down from his throne to meet you.

"This is all my fault. I should have known the Dragon Queen survived the war all those years ago."

>>45821935
You look around to notice Pyriana isn't back yet. You're thankful to have saved her, but this isn't looking too good.

You wave your wand and try to bring her back. You summon a note that just says. "IOU 1 Redhed"

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>45822117
Fix up the whole ball room and ressurect everyone.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45822117
Who the fuck stole our red head? Our god child liked her.

Back trace that IOU

>>45822117
Poke Sasperella to go talk to the king, she's the one who slew the dragon and saved the kingdom, and the kings son. It was her moves with the dress-tank.

>>45822117
Is Sasperella OK after that neck bite?

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>I'm sorry I know nothing about Kamen Rider... i found this though

It would have fun twist... Segata Sanshiro and Kamen Rider had been acting by same actor :(

>>45822117

Give Sasperella Stand ability.

>>45822150
You crumple up the note angrily. Nobody steals YOUR godchild's friends.

but first you ought to clean up this mess.

>>45822144
You channel your anger into a spell and begin fixing the entire ball room. When that's done you slowly start resurrecting everyone. All the charred corpses begin rising up and reforming. Everyone looks around begins to celebrate. Soon the ball is going full force again, people celebrating being alive.

The king approaches you and thanks you for doing this. You push Sasperella forward. "She's the one who slew the dragon, and her thinking with the dress tank that saved our lives."

"So she is." says the king. He kneels before her.

"Mrs. Sasperella it is an honor to meet you. You are a fine young woman and if there is anything our kingdom can do for yours we'd be more than happy to oblige."

Sasperella is holding back the blood from her neck wound. She pulls her helmet off and looks like she's about to pass out.

"I don't have a kingdom Mr.King, I'm just a poor servant girl who's happy she could help." She says with a smile. "And I've already gotten everything I could have asked for. I've always wanted to go to a ball. I got to meet a prince, and a king, kill a dragon and make new friends.." She looks around concerned.

"Where is Pyriana?"

You give her a grim look. "I'm afraid she's in the underworld.."

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45822423
Since I'm afraid of failing this and killing her with an arrow, I'm gonna also roll that.

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>>45822479

You think Sasperella could use some more power for this. You summon a golden arrow and proceed to stab her with it. The armor prevents it from actually doing any damage.

"What are you doing?"

You summon a second stand arrow and shoot it towards her, she dodges it and the arrow instead strikes a rabbit on the floor. Killing it.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>45822550
So you know Jojo but not Kamen Rider?

Also I feel bad for the step sister. She could have been happy as a rabbit. But we just killed her.

Ressurect the buns.

>>45822599
>So you know Jojo but not Kamen Rider?
This is a correct statement. Sorry.

You remove the arrow and fix the wounds on the bunny. Sasperella stares at you.

"What do you mean she's in the underworld!? What are you shooting arrows at me for? Why is my step sister still a rabbit? I thought the magician was going to turn her back?"

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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45822550

Ok.... Stand is not a good choice...

Ok we transform Sasperella into saiyan and she properly can transform into super saiyan with enough training.

>>45822677

I think I go back with 1d100...

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>45822662
Explain everything to Sasperella

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Let's conjure up a magic healing bandage to give to Sasperella for that nasty neck wound.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45822662
Well uh, you see. I had to get her out of the way of all that dragon fire, and it seems someone else got ahold of her on the other end of the teleport.

Well, are you up for rescuing her? y/n (y to teleport to underworld, n hit on the prince)

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>>45822746
"First off, Your step sister is Evil, she deserves to stay a cotton tail for the rest of her life, second, I sent your friend to the underworld and third I wanted to stab you with arrows to awaken magic powers... understand?"

"No?" she gives you a puzzled look.

>>45822770
>>45822677
"Good, now I'm gonna fix that nasty wound and make you one of the most powerful races in the galaxy."

With a magic spell the bleeding in her neck stops as a magical bandage covers it and fades away. She lets out a sigh of relief before slouching down a bit. Her posture shifts drastically as she begins to grow hair all over her face. A tail comes out from behind her as she starts scratching her head in confusion.

You've managed to turn your godchild into a monkey.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45822971
Oh shart. Uh, cast an illusion to make her at least look normal until we figure this out.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45822971
er, unmonkey her.

>>45823011
You attempt to hide the fact she's been turned into a monkey by casting an illusion.

You instead make it seem like the armor has disappeared and that it's raining bananas over her. Many many people are staring. Sasperella looks up at you in embarrassment.

>>45823038
You quickly turn the girl back, but the bananas continue to rain and the armor is invisible, leaving her standing in front of the crowd in nothing but her underwear as far as they are concerned.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45823135
People are gonna think she's an exhibitionist at this rate.

Break the illusion.

>>45823186
This is basically fairy tale kill la kill.

Also we only get good rolls when counteracting bad rolls. Were going nowhere!

>>45822946
>>45823135
Mumble something about all magic having a price and then on to the underworld rescue!

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45822971
Grab that cottontail and IOU and teleport to the underworld's reception desk to find out what the holdup is on returning our ginger.

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>>45823186
You break the enchantment, revealing the heavy black armor once again. Everyone goes back to what they were doing.

"Maybe I could give you the powers of some kind of devil fruit... or awaken a mutant x gene! Or..."

Sasperella cuts you off.

"No. You aren't going to turn me into any weird things again. Were going to the underworld. RIGHT NOW."

>>45823297
She grabs the rabbit and you and tells you to head to the underworld.

You open up a portal and walk through to the underworld's main reception desk. A small imp sits there and asks you to take a number.

It says "667, 023, 175, 982"

Looking back at the desk you see a sign.

"Now serving: 24"

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>>45823428
Meanwhile, having left the ball in such a hurry, Sasperella lost one of her glass slippers. The prince, having no way of finding her again, knowing only her first name, keeps it in hopes of one day finding her again.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45823428
Change the number to 24. Where ever the poor bastard with number 24 is, change it to the number on our ticket.

No one makes our god child wait in line.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45823428
Well, since she doesn't want us turning _her_ into weird things again, let's try another target and give the rabbit a good luck granting power.

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>>45823658
A man is being dragged away by powerful demons in chains screaming. You cast a spell on your ticket and it becomes a 24. One of the demons checks his ticket as it grows longer and the man celebrates celebrates. The demons let out a sigh and return to the line.

>>45823739
before walking up to the front of the line you decide to try another target for your power ups. You cast a spell on the rabbit who's foot begins to glow brightly. You feel luckier already.

>>45823739
Doesn't the bunny have a stand? We stabbed it with the stand arrow.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45823841
Demand to see Hades.

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>>45823977
You walk up to the desk and slam the number onto the table.

"I'm here to see Hades."

"No. He has explicitly forbidden all Fey from visiting."

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45824076

Summon Old Man Henderson, we need a man like him while dealing Hades.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45824076
Tough cookie's buckoo

Just head on to see Hades anyway. If anyone objects Sasperella can kick their ass with her super sword.

>>45824096
If we really wanted someone who had experience going through hell we'd summon Elf Secretary.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45824126

Plus she know Fist of the North Star.

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>>45824076
You know maybe we got Phyriana's name wrong.

This situation feels kinda familiar.

>>45824204
OPMUQ: Disney Edition

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>>45824096
You decide to summon some extra muscle. You attempt to summon old man Henderson, but instead you just summon an old man. He
seems very confused. He looks at Sasperella.
"Are you my grand daughter?"

>>45824126
Whatever, you've got enough muscle as it is. You start walking through the gates and some demons try to stop you. Sasperella slices through them with ease. A greater devil gets in your way. She slashes with a sword but there doesn't appear to be any damage. The devil laughs but then she let's it know.

"You're already dead."

>>45824529
Awww yiss, showdown with the Lord of the underworld coming up. this is gonna be good.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45824529

The old man is actually Sasperella's long lost grandfather who is also legendary Irish dancer who always try to solve everything with Irish dance.

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>>45824529
You wander up a spiral staircase carved from bones all the way up to the lair of King Hades himself.

"How do you like the new spinal staircase?"

You arrive at the top to find him lounging on a couch with a rose in his mouth. He seems surprised by you.

"Woah! You aren't number 24!"

He stands up and conjures an aura of darkness and fear around himself. Sasperella can't help but tremble before him.

'WHY HAVE YOU COME TO THIS PLACE YOU FOOLISH MORTALS. YOU WILL BE TORTURED FOR ALL ETERNITY FOR THIS."

Sasperella drops to her knees in absolute terror. Hades laughs and goes to swing a sword at her but the old man steps in the way.

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>>45824750
The old man stands in his way.

"Don't worry my dear Sasperella. I was never there for you before... but I'm glad I can be here for you now."

He breaks into an Irish jig.

The king of the underworld stops in surprise.

"What are you doing? Stop this at once... I command it!"

The old man doesn't stop. Hades swings at him instead. He's killed almost instantly. As he lays dying on the ground he looks back and smiles one last time at Sasperella.

Sasperella gets over her fear and charges at Hades.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45825015
Throw the bunny to Sasperella.

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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45825015

Sasperella cry in manly tears because she had never seen her grandfather for long time and then he just die in front of her.

It finally push through her limit and awoke new powers...

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>>45825100
You toss Sasperella her step sister as she charges Hades. She catches it and the rabbits foot begins to glow. Sasperella instinctively ducks as Hades' sword passes right over her head.

She turns around and holds the bunny towards him. A large muscled man with a small rabbits head materializes behind the rabbit.

>>45823874
[ WHITE RABBIT ]

The stand begins beating the hell out of Hades, working perfectly alongside Sasperellas sword skills. Eventually Hade's lands a hit on Sasperella, she gets launched straight into a wall, leaving a crater shaped like herself, she falls down with many broken bones.

>>45825280
Looking back over her dead grandfather she begins to cry. She didn't recognize him when you summoned him. There was so much she could have asked him and now it's too late. She's crying, but she isn't done fighting yet. She gets back up despite her injuries.

Her determination is beyond anything you've seen before. Her pure heart, and desire to protect the innocent and her friends, it's allowing her to accomplish things far beyond that of a normal human being.

A halo forms over her head, and light arcs behind her to create the shape of two beautiful white wings. With a glowing light in her eyes she charges forth against King Hades. He blocks her blade but it passes clean through his sword like it wasn't there, continuing to his, in dazzling explosion of light and a horrified scream from Hades, Sasperella removes his head.

>>45825595
King Hades' head rots away leaving only a skull which crumbles to dust. His body falls to the ground with a loud thud.

Sasperella lets out a loud sigh as the angelic wings and halo fade. She falls to the ground as well. You go to her, she's still breathing but almost every part of her body is broken. She tells you to go find Pyriana before passing out.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45825791
go find Pyriana

>>45825791

Whoa there, looka like this is a perfect time for regenerative bees. turn Hades remains into regenerative bees, and use them to grant Sasperella the vitality of a God.

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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>45826085
oops dice

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>>45825791
You find a large metal door in the back of the room. Behind it is a small room with Pyriana chained to a wall with a snake suspended over her head, it's venom dripping down from it's fangs onto her head and moving down into her eyes.

The floor is also covered in snakes. The walls are also covered with snakes... You wonder if she might have some kind of fear of snakes maybe? Wonder where she got that from.

>>45826085
>>>>45826105
"you must rescue her yourself child, only the power of lov- Er, friendship can save her."

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>45826109
Sasperella has got this, romantic rescue go!

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45826109
Make all snakes have an equal fear of her

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>>45826105
You use your magic to turn the body of Hades into a swarm of magically healing bees. The bees fly over Sasperella and begin to fix her up. She leans up and asks if you have found Pyriana.

>>45826139
"I have, but I think it best if you be the one to save her my dear. Because your uh... special relationship." You wink.

"You mean our friendship?"

"I uh... are you sure that's all it is?"

"What do you mean?"

"Yes well um... never mind, only the power of friendship can save her."

>>45826169
Sasperella gets herself up and walks into the snake room. The snakes on the ground move out of her way, they don't seem to have any interest in her. She begins undoing Pyriana's chains, but doesn't react fast enough to catch her, she falls onto a pile of snakes and begins freaking out. Sasperella panics and throws her over her shoulder before sprinting out of the room, tripping and face planting outside.

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>>45826412
The snakes seem to be coming towards the two girls. You decide that it's no fair that Pyriana is the only one with a phobia.

You cast a spell over the snakes. They only seem way more interested in her now. Many of them swarm her, but none of them seems to be aggressive. She's terrified at first, but she starts laughing at how ticklish they are.

You get your first good look at her, you notice her eyes are extremely damaged, she's probably not able to see too well if at all.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45826610
Fix her eyes.

>>45826699
Oh thank God that worked.
Also
>>45826085
>vitality of a god
Did this happen or?

>>45826699
You use the last of the regenerative bees to repair Pyriana's eyes.

She stares back at the two of you and puts on a big smile. Sasperella helps her up and the two hug. Sasperella takes your hand.

"I think it's time to go home." She says.

>>45826735
I knew I forgot something about that post. But yeah, Sasperella is going to maintain some crazy regenerative abilities.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45826838
ITS TIME TO GO HOME WHEN WE SAY IT IS QM.

But ya, send us back home. Leave the rabbit.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45826929
Nooo, we can't leave the rabbit behind!
Let's bring the bunny. And make it snake proof.

>>45826929
>Rolled 1
I guess it isn't time to go home after all.

The three of you hold hands, leaving the rabbit sitting on Hades' throne, you teleport away. You arrive just outside a bank. Next to you there is a tortoise, and inside the bank you can see a wasp woman holding people up at stinger point. She looks outside and sees you.

"I can explain."

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45827093
Up for one act as a hero of justice goddaughter?

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45827093
Listen patiently to her explanation.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45827093
>>45827056
Nah man, that bunny is totally going to take over as lord of the underworld. Just make it snake proof as its first godly power.

>>45827158
Oops, second godly power. It's already lucky.

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>>45827056
Trying to think of what to do, you summon Sasperella's step sister into your hands, holding her by the ears. You also make sure to make her snake proof, just in case Pyriana accidentally brought a few tag alongs, or becomes a snake herself again somehow.

>>45827158
Then you think maybe it should stay in the underworld. Let's leave it there for a time and see how this pans out, re-evaluate at a later time. The rabbit poofs away.

>>45827146
>>45827127
In the mean time you ask Rosella exactly what she can explain. If you don't like what you hear, your goddaughter is more than capable of exacting justice.

"You should probably just cut the bitch in half anyways, she tried to sell me." interjects the tortoise.

"Okay to be fair I was only told to take her far away, you never said what to do with her. Plus it turns out I'm not legally allowed to sell tortoises in this ass backwards town without a permit."

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45827444
Rosella you better give me a good reason why I shouldn't send you back to bee hell where you came from or worse.

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>>45827481
You try to be intimidating.

"Rosella, you tell me why you are robbing this bank this instant young lady. If you don't explain yourself this instant I'll send you back to that nasty time out area with the bees."

"Don't you dare make light of the plane of bees. I'm robbing this bank because I like money and I guess I'm just a bad person, but if you think it's okay to send me a way to that hellish nightmare just because I held a few people hostage with a bee sting, you're worse than I am."

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>45827731
At least she's honest. Turn her into a real bee and trap her in a jar.

>>45827794
You shoot a spell in her direction, she dodges it and it hits a banker instead, turning them into a bee.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45827794
>>45827852
Fix that.

>>45827885
As fast as the banker turned into a bee, he finds himself human again.

Rosella looks back at you. "You aren't as good at this as the last guy I met are you? Either way, I can see you're dangerous and you aren't too happy with me... If you let me go, I promise I'll leave the money here and leave."

>>45827979
Rosella: the character who we spend way too long deciding what to do with.

Turn her into a human. A human the size of a bee

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45828190

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45827979
She's just going to go cause trouble somewhere else. We have to clean up our messes.

Back to be bee plane with you!

>>45828233
I wonder if she'll bond with the dragon.

Or if she can survive as a wasp. Oh well, we're just fixing things.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45828214
Fuck. Fix that.

Also bee plane should be reserved for pure evil like the dragon queen. She's just a bank robber. Plus she's a wasp now, they'd just kill her wouldn't they?

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Pull Rosella back out of the bee plane when you realise shes a wasp

>>45828293
She was also planning to murder an innocent girl. That was the reason we boffed her to the bee plane in the first place.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45828405
Then reincarnate her in another plane of existence, she can have a second chance at life as an elf secretary.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45828448
DONT U FUKEN DARE RETCON OUR WAIFU INTO THIS BEE BITCH

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>>45828448
see, it explains everything, karmic justice! but eventually a happy ending

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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45828448

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45828448
Rolling to cancel

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>>45828568
>>45828474
The dice know what has to be done to make things right in the universe.

>>45828593
>>45828474
>>45828568
>>45828448
Bee girl was our waifu the whole time, it explains everything!

even the poop

>Posts are slowing down
>Go for a bathroom break
>Come back to everyone arguing over Rosella
>All bad rolls
>Only good rolls get cancelled by other good rolls.

Ah... home sweet home.

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>>45828448
>>45828639
Hey hey, this one is still solid. XD

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45828630
Shit, I wanted to make her are godchild after we give Sasperella her happy ending.

>>45828709
>be sent as godparent
>lose memory on the way there
>become Arcanum

We need to go deeper.

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>>45828233
You decide that Rosella is not worth the trouble, you banish her to the plane of bees despite her pleads. As the portal closes Sasperella looks concerned.

"She was evil, plus she's already been in there a long time, she came out fine if you ask me."

"It's not that... its just... don't wasps and bees hate each other?"

>>45828405
You pull Rosella back out. She coughs up a few bees.

"Oh thank god you changed your mind." she gasps.

You're not going back to the bee world. I'm sending you somewhere far away where you'll have a chance to start all over again.

The various wasp like features on her body begin to fade, she looks at you with a smile, then realizes her ears are growing. Her smile fades as she keeps getting younger. She starts to cry, but you comfort her, putting her in a little basket. You ensure her that she'll be happier this way, and not to worry about diapers, she'll skip the bathroom training, you aren't that cruel.

You tap her on the head and the new baby elf goes to sleep, forgetting everything from her life before. You send the elf to a doorstep far away in another time and place where maybe things will go differently for her, maybe she'll be a civil planner.

Meanwhile sometime in the future, a golem with the soul of an elf secretary gets a weird feeling someone is talking about them.

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>>45829077
>Don't sorry about diapers
>Not that cruel

Also I know you did it for the joke, but thats also an odd thing to do. I mean van the baby already walk to the toilet on its own? Does it just not shit?

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>45828709
That's . . . almost what happened. kind of.


Now how do we get Sasperella to harem end with Phyriana and the Price?

Rolling for Deus Ex Machina help.

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>>45829301
fek.

Disaster ex Machina help?

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>45829301
uh, rolling to make Sasperella roll with whatever horrible disaster I've caused work out to her advantage via her various badass powers.

>>45829468
to work out to her advantage*
Fuck I can't write tonight.

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>>45829178
The answer is don't think about it.

Anyways with Rosella finally taken care of you gather the tortoise and the other two girls and finally head back to the ball.

There you find an entire party set up to celebrate your successful return. Everyone cheers. The prince walks up to Sasperella and offers her the glass slipper she lost. Sasperella climbs back into the armored carriage and turns it back into her ballgown before dancing the night away with the prince.

You and Pyriana and the tortoise all watch from the sidelines, not really sure what to do with yourselves after such a long and stressful day.

Soon the Dragon King himself appears wearing an old ugly Christmas sweater like yours. He offers you his hand and the two of you wind up stealing the whole show. You two don't speak, but you both can tell you've forgiven each other for what happened all those years ago... in the war.

You dip him and kiss.

At the end of the night, the prince gets down on one knee and asks Sasperella to marry him. She respectfully declines. She tells him although he's a wonderful human being, they've only known each other for a single night. Besides, she's finally decided what she wants to do with her life.

Sasperella winds up becoming an adventurer, traveling the lands, saving and helping people where ever she can.

Pyriana is her closest friend and adventuring partner. And that's all it is... or at least that's what she keeps telling you. The tortoise sister still lives at home. She and the Oxley the bean enthusiast have been hitting it off rather nicely actually, something about their personalities being pretty downright awful in extremely similar ways probably.

The rabbit sister went on to get over her self esteem issues by conquering the underworld with her incredible luck, powerful stand and snake immunity. Sasperella visits her sometimes, bringing her carrots.

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>>45829741
As for you, you're not one to be tied down either. You and the king are pretty close, but you're in an open relationship.

You're of course going to keep track of Sasperella and the gang, but it seems like she's already got her happily ever after.

Big Fey is calling you in for a new job, a young adopted elf.

>>45829866
Thank you everybody for taking part in today's quest, as well as yesterdays, I hope you enjoyed it.

Feel free to bring up anything I missed or any questions about OPMUQ in general.

Next time this quest is run we'll have a whole new adventure with a new setting and MC so you can feel free to suggest things for that as well.

Some current ideas are:

> Celestial being traveling through space, manipulating reality for fun.

> Witch during the witch hunts

other than that, I feel like I'm running out of ideas!

>>45829977
>> Witch during the witch hunts

Let's smite the smiters!

>>45829741
Possibly my favorite quest end. We had a astonishingly low severity of fuck ups.

OPMUQ ratings.

2>4>3>1

This one had some great parts, and it's good to get away from the "I will force this woman to love me" quest line the other 3 became

So I'm gonna ask people what they think I should do going forward with this quest. I don't know if my schedule lends itself well to an established day and time every week.

Should I start using a twitter account to announce when I'll be running games? Or just stick to the way things have been going?

>>45830791
Alright... I guess I'll go archive this thread.

Next quest either on tuesday on next weekend.

>>45830791
A twitter would be nice, I think.

I have no idea about where you should go next with the quest series. This thread was certainly fun, though, enough that I certainly plan on checking the archives to read the others.

>>45831763
They're a lot of fun to run, I hope they are as entertaining to read. They can get pretty... strange, the first one probably the most so.

Also I do have a twitter, but I haven't really used it.
https://twitter.com/ExcaliburQM